/asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling
Who would you rather hang out with?
I would hang the left one
left = ugly but actually a good personright = cute but a dangerous criminal
Wilde because it would bring me a step closer to hooking up with that lewd bunny.
One of them is a coma and doesn't know anything but the inside of a military base.The other guy gets around and is currently under the protection of the mob, so can basically get in anywhere he wants.How is this a question?
I'd be down for chilling with Nick.
>>67174327I would never associate with such a poorly written character from a children's movie that lacked any meaningful substance. That's why I'd hang out with right
>>67174327A real person kek
>>67174377Judy is not for sexual.
Said no one ever.
I dont like animals.So none.
>>67174327Who has a more fleshed-out personality?
If I am in their world, Nick. Worth it just to hang out in Zootopia and get a giant popsicle for 15 bucks. Also being a human would be pretty sweet, because while we're not the best at any one trait we score well above average in everything but focus-based sight (we see colour extra-ordinarily well), sense of smell, and sense of hearing. I'd do well for myself and I'd have a well-connected fox buddy to help. As much as I like the Star Wars universe, it isn't really a safe or a fun place to be for 99% of the people living in it, including the protagonists.If it was hang out with in our world, then Finn, just so I don't have to answer questions about a talking fox that wears clothes. If I could set him up with a legit identity and job we'd probably be bros for life. He's qualified to be a janitor, so I know he can work hard and has applicable experience.
>>67174358>treasonous turncoats>not dangerous criminals
Roll to determine who you get to spend the day with:1-3 = John "Oogaboyooga" Boyega4-6 = Nick7-9 = Leslie "AW HELL NAW" Jones0 = Based Judy
>>67174624I better get someone good.
>>67174679Well, bust my ghost, because I'm killing myself.
How does this image make you feel?
>>67174452christ anon you need more (You)s that was beautiful
That storm trooper might know a good weed dealer. No furries
>>67174624Roll, hopefully I don't get an animal.
>>67174766At least I got a cool one
>>67174737It makes me want to hustle
>>67174624Give me anybody except John please
Jason Bateman in fox form, no question.
>>67174513I wonder how well humans would be treated in Zootopis. The residents might not like you.They'd probably call you a "skinfag"
>>67174624Let's wheel and deal
>>67175851Or you can go around in this.
>>67174737>having an e-carrotVapefags need to die.
>>67178157AW HELL NAW!!!
John Boyega is a great man off the screen.Nick Wilde is a criminally underdeveloped character.That's it. I'll go chocolate.
>>67175851>They'd probably call you a "skinfag"People don't call furries "Furfags" because they're a different species, people call them "Furfags" because they're autistic creeps who go around wearing cartoon animal suits.
>Genuinely likeable dude>furryHmm.