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What if Ozzy was straight
>>9200068What if Ozzy was a Hyena raised by Mongooses because his parents abandoned him?
>>9200068>>9200093What if you're both FUKING WRONG
>>9200068What if Ozzy was dating Martina instead of Marty?
Anyone else HATE Zootopia?
>>9200124Is this Overmeme?
>>9200143Can't be, this is a meme free zone.
What if Bunnyburrows was a Truman-Show-esq set piece with Judy Hopps as the star?
Reposting so the requester can see.Character is Le Rouge from Crime Files. Gertie and Kris next.>>9200093>raised by MongoosesWhatWhy
>Just wanting to read about Remmy burying his face in Charlie's chest floof.>Maybe teasingly sucking her nipples as he explores her.
>>9200184Because the manga that image is from has a Mongoose who was raised by Hyenas
And since it's almost 4 in the morning I say goodnight /ztg/!>>9200198Oh, I need to read it
>>9200055petition to change name to /psg/ - pack street general
>>9200213It's called Beastars. Don't go in expecting that to be a big focus, it was part of background information about how all the members of a drama club had something unique or "abnormal" about their past. Like a Giraffe with Trypophobia who freaks out whenever he looks at himself.
>>9200213Goodnight!
REMINDER THAT RABBITS ARE PHYSIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE OF VOMITING AND POSSESS NO GAG RELFEX
>>9200272>ancient, proto rabbits
>>9200265>Giraffe with trypophobia that freaks out whenever he looks at himselfholy fuck, what an awful existence
>>9200245Petition denied
>>9200289If the chance exists that zootopia rabbits have selected out that trait, the equal chance exists it still exists
Reminder that Jack makes Skye orgasm so hard she can't wag her tail without cumming again.
>>9200434
>>9200434>>9200440
>>9200434>>9200440Hah. Is it just me or does that Judy look like YandereAnon's Judy? At least the first pages one.
>>9200245we know what this is
gossip
>>9199976Any writers want to tackle this one? Pandora has to wrestle a Nighthowlered Cliff until the ZPD arrives
>>9200629It's nice, but why do they look like cats?
>>9200685Who?
>>9200685She refocuses his urges into something more carnal and subdues him with sex.
>>9200808>FridayYou Dirty stupid fox
>>9200808its saturday
>>9200866>no nick wolf cheeringpost the concept
More gay Jack
>>9200968>3 hours earlier...
Less gay Jack.
>>9201008That's a big-ass squirrel
Show me the gay
gnight ztg
>>9201267
>>9201312Goodnight!
>>9201312sleep tight bunner
>>9201031>>9201135
>>9201190So when is she gonna fuck the stink twink?
>>9201498never hes gonna get cucc by roxy
>>9201135
Anyone else waiting for the sweet release of death?
>>9201917It doesn't have to be sweet.I'm not all that picky.
>>9201917Why wait? I'm sure you have a knife in your kitchen.
>>9201976If I do it myself, jesus won't love me.
>>9201989Jesus isn't real.The Intelligent Designer is, and he/she/it/whatever doesn't give a shit if you off yourself, since you'll end up back where you started anyways.If you're so miserable then go for it dude.
>>9202034We are all one and the same, we just experience one of every instance of life at a time.
Good night /ztg/!
>>9202105Sleep tight, bunner!
>>9200866delet this
>>9202227
>>9201460Judy's got you beat, Jackoff!
>>9202227delete yourself dumb bun
I wonder what Jack's mother would be like.
>>9202428Jack has no mother. He is the product of a team of scientists determined to create the perfect cuck.
>>9202455
I want to cum inside of Jack Savage's ass
>>9202562too late Nick was first
>>9202624sloppy seconds is fine, too.
>>9200184Oh he's a cutie. Thank you!
so tell me /ztg/, what fetishes have you picked up while here, and what characters awakened them?
>>9202953Being a happy married couple by Des and Molly
>>9203082
>>9203094And the Finale.
New Meesh pic please tell me some kind anon out there can edit the nose ring out of the picture (as well as maybe provide a textless version? I'd be fine with just the nose ring edit though )
>>9202953ahegao, from a lot of different stuff
>>9203082>>9203094>>9203108who dis
>>9203114>Oh Lionheart finger! You're so much better than Nick and Bogo combined!
>>9202953I don't think I've picked up anything from this place.
>>9203094>>9203108
What Pack Street character do you identify with the most?
>>9203205i'm a bit of a mess
>>9203193kek
>>9203151The artist is http://akiric.tumblr.com/Dude churns out content like nutz
>>9203217Anyone got those strips in color?
>>9203212A weird mix of Cliff/Neil and Marty. I'm an angry bastard that reads too much, but also really tall and a gym rat.
>>9203212Meant to reply to>>9203205
>>9202953Pred-prey I guess, but it's not like I avoided it before when searching furry stuff.
>>9202953Is drawing a fetish?Never believed I could draw anthromorpics, have surprised myself, to say nothing of starting to write 40 years after leaving school.
>>9203262Akiric mostly keeps them as sketches. Depending on how he feels like it along with enough people wanting it he does color some of them.But this "Juggy Topps" is just sketches.But we do get some great gems every so often.
>>9203205Remmy is among the most relatable characters iv'e ever come across.Mostly in a general psychological sense, but a bit in his 'holier than thou' mindset as well unfortunately.
>>9203262>>9203388And this one.
>>9202953Some pics here make being a bottom look really compelling.
>>9203481it really issex without bottoming is kind of underwhelming for me now desu
>>9202953No new fetishes, but Nick has probably made me a bit gayer.
>>9202953Didn't really pick up here specifically, but my size fetish and appreciation for petite women really exploded here.
kingsquee a gaya GAY
Did someone say gay?
>>9202953Size play.Scents.Pred/Prey.This movie and fandom made me go crazy, I swear.
>>9202953Old fashioned romantic shit.I considered myself mostly aromantic before coming here, wildhopps showed me the light.
>>9203678>aromantic What?
>>9202953Scentplay mostly, sad there just isn't that much of it around but its probably pretty hard to write and or draw without it looking like fart porn and shit.
>>9203675Size play is my favorite unattainable fetish.
>>9202953none, but I started to feel more attacked to females lately. Not sure if I ever have sex with a girls since I'm in a close relationship with my boyfriend.
>>9203754I didn't understand what love was.I rationalized that it was just chemicals tricking your brain into liking someone more than you otherwise would, and so anytime I did have any degree of feeling for someone I actively tried to repress it.
>>9203205Wolter. I am laid back and I don't care about much. Also I guess big ass glasses
>>9203919Wew lad, 3 edgy 5 me
>>9203205I'll happily be Rex if I could get a job.
>Oh what a neat pi—>Those feet
>>9203759Personally, I think scentplay should be accompanied with other senses for a more "primal" play. Use all the heightened aspects of an animal, not just smell. Case in point: Everyday Routine by SmugBeverage. It was really good for scentplay, pretty hot at times, especially towards the end, but even then seeing "smell" and "scent" constantly used can get repetitive really fast.
>>9203952yup.I was a pretty fucked up kid, still trying to get rid of a lot of shitty ideas I filled my head with.
>>9204075Technically speaking, love is just chemicals tricking your brain into liking someone more than you otherwise would. That's not wrong.That doesn't mean love is pointless, but still.
>>9204044
>>9200289>>9200316Even more likely. Huge populations make evolution slow and arduous.
Would you fuck this bun?
>>9204403I would make sweet love to that bun
Let's say I want to write a fic involving Avo. I don't have much to draw on here... What would you say Avo's personality is, other then 'bitch and eat candy'?
>>9202953I came here directly from f-list, so I really doubt I picked up anything new.
>>9204403Would it start a race war after?
>>9204379This is turning out great
>>9204555She will start a race war with or without your fucking. Starting race wars come as natural to her as breathing.
something someone from here commissioned me
>>9204579That just looks like an all around fun time.
>>9204579Yes pls, I love that tuft of fur on his head
>>9204214>イースターにキツネは必要か?Nick: "Are foxes necessary on Easter?">いや、必要ないNick: "No, no they are not">行くわよJudy: "LET'S GO."
>>9204579Where do we go to commission you
>>9204506I'd say Avo has a mental sharpness that backs up her jabs. She knows she can outsmart people and finds entertainment in doing so.Her true feelings are shrouded behind her wordplay, and she may be running on a bit of Nicks "never let them see that they get to you" mentality".
>>9204703well just contact me by PM on my tumblr, Furaffinity or Discord.I'm Gerardson#2878 on Discord or just Gerardson on the othershere are my prices, if you get confused just tell me http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20236226/
>>9204233FOX feet, not rabbit.
>>9204403I would cuddle that bun, then see what comes up.
AU where Judy is stripey and a spy, but also has a penis.
>>9204939
I bet Jack dyeing in his stripes is like those guys who get tribal tattoos.
http://www.deviantart.com/art/New-Year-clothing-x-2P-color-Gideon-Gery-679083276
>>9205052This is very useful for me.
>>9203387>40 yearsRT?
Whew! This read through is going to take forever to upload.>>9203205I have no idea! Someone who knows me should tell me, because I don't really know myself.
>>9205366You seem like... that speciesist sheep Remmy met at Bug Burga, except your hatred is more focused on hoofers.
>>9205297RF's like 33, Comic's 28, Weaver's in his 40s(?). It would have to be the Australian guy
>>9205366hmmmmmwellAnnekke is portrayed as the lascivious sort, so maybe her, but on the other hand, Pandora is the proprietor of quite the naughty shop, i'm pretty split here honestly they're both lewd enough so it could be either one
>>9205366I've listened to maybe 4 songs in the entire series's OST and at least half of them weren't bad. You're like a mix between ozzy and fanon Martina.
>>9205427>that speciest sheep was Dawn Bellwether
We were out of milk so I drank a nighttime protein shake made with water.I think that proves I've grown up.>>9205427I don't hate ALL hoofers!I don't even hate Donk because he's an ungulate! I hate him for almost every other reason!>>9205486Anneke and Pandora's lifestyles are NOTHING like mine! I'm like, opposite day Anneke and Pandora! Except still friendly. And I still own my own business. And I'm not the best ship for Remmy.>>9205506... I do not wear dresses...
>>9205603Is this a child or a manlet? What he's wearing is the epitome of manlet fashion.
>>9205603Sleep tight, bunner!Or, if not, that's a cute raccoon!
>>9203655anneke is gay?
>>9205632I can't believe you're wearing raccface!do you even know how offensive that is?your specism is getting out of hand and I demand a formal apology
>>9204506This >>9204775Along with standard 20-something self deprecation in her monologueShe's a little lonely, but that doesn't plague her life or anything. It's just a thing that she's aware of sometimes, particularly when she's horny.She likes appearing like the smartest bitch in the room, but keep in mind that she'll drop the act to be an actual person when it's time. Ex: offering Remmy a water bottle during the gym episodePlay her like a really cocky Nick but everyone calls her out on her shit. A little like Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, if I remember that comic correctly
>>9205735You're right.I, Remmy Cormo, apologize for being a huge speciest.I promise to never wear raccface ever again.
New blind read through!Nick's whole world is blown away. Without his partner, will he be able to continue being a ZPD officer? What about a ZIA cadet? Is there any bunny who can help him through his grief? Find out in Distant Past, Closer Future, Chapter 2, by Noxious_Photon!Text here:http://archiveofourown.org/works/10202618/chapters/22648643Blind read through here:https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/distant-past-closer-future-ch2
>>9205767thats a strange looking sheep
And I hate to call it a night so abruptly, but I have to be up super early tomorrow!>>9205885Hey! I'm not strange looking! Plenty of male sheep don't have horns!Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads! I hope you never get stuck without an umbrella in the Rainforest District, and that you never get struck with a stray umbrella that a larger mammal lost in a gust of wind!
remmy's musk
>>9205595>I don't hate ALL hoofers!Aha!So you admit that you DO hate someone if they're a hoofer!I always knew you were a lewd bun, VRbit. That i could tolerate.But i never knew you were a dirty Hoof-ist as well.For shame. You can forget that job interview.And the apartment deal.Good. Day. SIR.
>>9205912sleep tight bunner
>>9205964is weak.
>>9205967Slep tit bnr
>>9206028those are fighting words
>Still no greens, fics, or images of an older Judy catching a younger Nick huffing her panties
>>9205297>>9205479Yeah, it's me.Been a bit off lately, ate something bad at the airport on Thursday, spending a lot of time laying down.My Aggie was a bit rough the other day, but for some reason I couldn't do threads?I'm on my tablet so it's all a bit different.
>>9205479I can't believe weaver is in his 40'sthough I guess it wouldn't be a stretch, the dude's been around forever
>>9206625I would love to meet the guy, and wouldn't be surprised if he was older.Sorry Weave...
>>9206122Why does he have to be a younger Nick?
>>9206678There are lots of people I wish I could meet here.
Guys help, I can't stop falling in love witrh bands while high.And now I came here because I'm in love with Judy Hopps. Life is hard
>>9207242
>>9207242And so are you?
>>9207361Love Iji
>>9207409See, For her yes but when I realize she's not real I only put her with Nick.It just...makes the most sense, you know?
>>9207436That's because Nick is the only acceptable ship.
>>9207432I miss her.
>>9207436Aww, but there's so much potential for other fun ships.
>>9207516While hot, it's loveless.>>9207508W-what happened to her? This is amazing.
>>9200434>>9200440source?
>>9204214source?
>>9207539She got into WoW.I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
>>9207586Dude...that really sucks.
>>9207539>>9207586Well, that and she had a bad experience with a patreon subscriber. She still does art.
>>9207539Someone ended up becoming a stalker of hers, was constantly hackeling her. Pressuring her to make thing's for them and since he was a donator/patreon? Yup/ It got to the point where she couldn't do it anymore and finally left.Sucks too since it was mainly her lewds that she did of Nick/Judy was because of that stalker. I guess she was uncomfortable making them but still did. Sours how great they are.
>>9207611She doesn't mind doing lewds, but the patreon guy was asking for some creepy shit all the time.
ITT: Prove you're an oldfag-j
Honestly it took me awhile to realize nobby wasn't a girl.
>>9207686[VGTG]
>>9207611>>9207655That's some tragically creepy shit, I hope things go better for her out there.
>>9207686I'm glad that guy's dog died.
>>9207695>XD
hey thread, im considering fellatio in an upcoming fic.The guy blowing a load full enough to come out the girl's nose, yes or no(he's awfully pent up and she's quite surprised)
>>9207913Personally, I find it a bit silly but to each their own.
>>9207913Sounds like she's gonna choke. Sure, I'll read that.
>>9207924i also find it a bit sillyhowever, if our regular anons think its silly in a hot way then yeah, i'm for making it hot.
>>9207686Ewe x Godzilla OTP>>9207913Well, it depends on the species. If the guy is larger it a-ok
>>9207954What if they're a mid-size species? You know, one of those known to have troubles with masturbation. Totally pent up all the way.
>>9207913eh just have him cum hard and her being surprised by it
>>9207968That's about the gist of it, yes. The question is how hard is optimally sexy?
>>9207958Well, it is possible even to mid-size species.What I wanted to say it is that the guy must be in the same size range or larger than the girl, otherwise it is a little bit silly (e.g. a male bunny and a female tiger)
>>9207987Oh, yeah. No size-play here. Mid-to-mid.
>>9207969overflowing in her mouth that she cant keep it all in
>>9207931If Mrs. Wilde gets voice in zootopia 2, I hope they get Meryl Streep as her voice. Her performance in Fantastic Mr. Fox was just... Fantastic!Who else do you think would fit the role?https://youtu.be/azJi8hIgk54
>>9208010Nah Zootopia 2 will be about Jack exterminating the gays in the entireity of Zootopia.
>>9208010The voice of Dr Girlfriend, Doc Hammer.
>>9208049He better start with himself then.
>>9207655Dare I ask what kind of things he wanted Iji to draw?
>>9208137I dunno, I didn't get any specifics.
>>9208049So it's gonna be a movie about the evils of suicide?
>>9208160Nah, he'll first seduce them and have gay sex with them to lure them out. In the end, he'll kill himself though. Sacrifices must be made for a cause.
>>9208152Well, either way, absolutely sucks about Iji.Would've loved to see more from them.
>>9208137Does it matter? Could've been knotting, diapers, handholding, whaever.The point is she didn't want to do it.
>>9208182Poor Travis in the background, probably for the best though he can do soooo much better.
post best faggots
>>9208269I demand more WildeHopps kissing!
>>9208310>>9208312>>9208317Remind me: what's the story of this Not-Skye Walker vixen?
>>9208302>>9208310>>9208312>>9208317>>9208326Not gonna lie, Jack Savage suddenly appearing as some superior FBI/CIA agent, when there weren't rabbits even in ZPD before Judy, always triggers me. >>9208328Jack's love interest, duh. Can't avoid that cliche, no sir.
>>9208310>>9208312>>9208317>>9208326WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS FUCKING MISSION EVEN IS HOLY SHIT
>>9208326I really hope all this bluster and drama over a taskforce just ends with it being for a bake sale. Nick just doesn't have the baking chops for it.>>9208328I think he saved her from some war-torn country when she was a kid or something, I don't know for sure though since it's been a freaking long ass time since I read this comic.
>>9208342>Jack's love interest, duh. Can't avoid that cliche, no sir.>>9208355>I think he saved her from some war-torn country when she was a kid or something, I don't know for sure though since it's been a freaking long ass time since I read this comic.So she joins the ZIA/whatever, and starts a thing with Savage?Then what the fuck's with the "romantic tension" that Savage is having with Judy. You know, other than making fake drama between her & Nick?
>>9208269source?
>>9208382hayakain.tumblr.com
>>9208368Because bunnies can't help themselves. Didn't you see how Judy forced herself on Nick a few chapters ago?
>>9208394Ah, I remember.The one guy on the internet that actually liked and defended Ol' Dobby.
>>9208266Thank god they're faggots. We don't want them to pass their ugly genes to their children.
>>9208394Thanks
>>9208368I think it's only supposed to be tension in Nick's perception of it.
>>9208410>DobsonIs he dead yet, btw?
>>9208442Savage definitely has a thing for Judy. Otherwise he wouldn't be getting all flustered the first few days around her. Or when talking with Cynthia about her.In this instance, if it's so important that the group gets along and has good synergy, it would benefit if BOTH Nick and Judy sat this mission out. Judy is obviously questioning Jack's judgement and is not going to be able to function at peak without Nick.
>>9208455His DA page has been abandoned, at least. Still has stuff up, but no new updates there.But holy shit, he's actually moved over to Youtube. And he's still tumblr SJW-y as fuck.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeOmDEtsAwI
>>9208466Jack's judgement really is impaired if he dismisses a promising candidate just because he looked at him funny and has to ask colleague for advice on how to do his job in the first place.
>>9208342Yeah, strange fur pattern OC who the MC openly gawks at and is a super important special agent who towers through both the MC achievements and the setting rules is still the most baffling thing I find in this fandom. >>9208351I assumed the mission was never going to be the focus of the story. Like when they got done with setting it up they ended the comic.>>9208368To make Nick a teenager. It would be funny after Judy protests, Jack ended calling Nick to see if he can clear stuff on why he hates him so they can come along. Nick says that's because he's hitting on Judy and Jack looks down and mutters under his breath "This guy is a fucking teenager".
>>9208488>Link crossdressing is transphobicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>9208494We, as the viewing audience and privy to all the thoughts and emotions, already know that this critical mission is doomed to failure due to Jack's judgement, Nick's emotions, Judy's naïveté and overall idiot ball.
>>9208509>this guy is mean to me, I won't let him on hy super important mission even though he's skilledIf Nick is a teenager, Jack is in kindergarten.
>>9208509>To make Nick a teenager. It would be funny after Judy protests, Jack ended calling Nick to see if he can clear stuff on why he hates him so they can come along. Nick says that's because he's hitting on Judy and Jack looks down and mutters under his breath "This guy is a fucking teenager".The entire plot is a teen drama.
>>9208509>>Yeah, strange fur pattern OC who the MC openly gawks at and is a super important special agent who towers through both the MC achievements and the setting rules is still the most baffling thing I find in this fandom.Which is why I'm depressed that Honey doesn't get more love.At least she doesn't fundamentally undermine the arcs for either of the main characters.Unless, you know, you consider WildeHopps to be part of those arcs, then yeah...
>>9208466That's what I assume will happen, Jack burned bridges with Nick and due to this dismissing attitude toward Hopps she'll suspect him which in turn will loop back to you shouldnt have someone on a team that suspects you. Starting a team focused on synergy by hammering down decision always do that.I'm somewhat interested to know Jack blushing animu bullshit means he'll be torn on the decision of kicking her because he loves Judy or something, and Judy has to resign it herself.
All this discussion has got me motor runnin'
>>9208488>>9208513>bringing up Anita>Link surprised that the "Jurudo" is a dude, and that he himself disguises himself in female clothes, is transphobic>A interspecial relationship looks really creepy, because the female looks young.>Great Fairy upgrades violates "No means no" and engage in inappropriate close contact with a man.>Zelda has some of the best character development in the series, but because she isn't playable and Link has to save her, it makes feminists cry.I think I just lost 20 IQ points just watching that video.
>>9208521He does have a point. If you're hiring and you notice one of the contestants is actively antagonizing you, you wouldn't want to work together. That much is justifiable. Obviously, if he turns out to be an essential part of the job and you don't have many options, your best option would be set a dialogue where both end satisfied or at least have a good reason for it not working out even after the conversation. Obviously communication in this comic would kill most of the drama so I doubt anyone is planning to clear things up.
>>92085252 mature 4 u?>>9208548*whirring noises*
>>9208574>Obviously communication in this comic would kill most of the dramaThis is what irks me the most. Why does there have to be drama? Why not just write a fun adventure story? Why make characters infantile retards who can't communicate properly? Why make Nick wear his emotions on his sleeve and completely forget about his "Never let them see that they got to you" motto? So many fucking fanfics and comics do this shit, and you can avoid it all if you only apply some thought.
Nick gets kicked, Judy resigns, and everyone else dies because they're fucking beat cops and not James Bonds.
>>9208690Nick gets kicked, Jack impregnates Judy and runs off. Judy gives birth and she and Nick stare at each other for a year.
>>9208808KEK'D
>>9208808>Nick meets and hooks up with Cynthia>Jack rages and spills his spaghetti about it constantly
>>9208835Who the fuck is Cynthia?
>>9208844Not-Sky(e)
>>9208835"Hey, baby, let's fuck because it'll make Jack flip his shit.""Oh my god, yes. He's such an asshole."
>>9208835I now want a fic where Jack tries to woo Judy, but spaghetti keeps spilling out of his pockets. He still tries to be smooth and pick it up, all while Nick and Judy stare at him uncomfortably and desperately looking for an excuse to leave.
>>9208859
>>9207931>>9208010>>9208049how depressing the sequel is going to be? Gotta to top the first one in every conceivable way.
>>9208808>a yearHas it been that long?>>9208859Considering how Rem/Aoi makes her to be a tsundere and most of the times direct on what she wants to say, while also being almost perfect in every regard, the only person who can do the whole "hitting on other love interest" is Jack.
>>9208946Except they write Nick as a total dickwad teenager, and fucking the chick some other dude likes is basically the ultimate teenage dickwad move.
>>9208609>Why does there have to be drama?It's hard as fuck to make a compelling story without drama, obviously you can make good drama rather than a bad drama. But this isn't professional writers, are people doing it in their free time. > Why not just write a fun adventure story?I have this weird itch on my neck that tells me it's because people go "OH MY GOD MY FEELS" for months when you write drama, while people just say "lol" when you write fun adventures. There's also the thing where most people enjoy drama and abloo.>Why make characters infantile retards who can't communicate properly? Because writing them like the movie is hard, especially when you're trying to fit some story you want to tell with the characters of the movie. Characters bend to the plot.>Why make Nick wear his emotions on his sleeve and completely forget about his "Never let them see that they got to you" motto?See above, also because writing Nick well is HARD. Especially when you have such a freedom with his backstory. Judy is simpler but writing Nick more than an emotional comedy relief sidekick is honestly something I found people having a hard time.
>>9208953>tfw Nick rarely gets written as a competent adultPretty bad feel, especially when author makes him incompetent in things he's supposed to be good at, like keeping up appearances despite his true emotions.
>>9208137This is hearsay from a long time ago, but iirc a lot of the requests might have involved heavy guro - Nick standing in front of Judy and staring hard at her while he cut his own throat or disemboweled himself etc.I'd have gotten the fuck out, too.
>>9207686Mead's paw fetish
>>9209023As someone who frequents /trash/ drawthreads I'm not surprised. That being said, I feel bad for her getting this kind of weird shit.
>>9207686
>>9209014>See above, also because writing Nick well is HARDBut that's, like, his whole thing. It's a big moment in the movie when he finally lets himself slip. It's not really that hard. Just don't write him like an emotional teenager.
>>9209014To your point, I have to pull myself away from drama and keep things funny.I think its sometimes easier to make something seem important when you write something as dramatic rather than funny. Or, its harder to make things seem important when you're only funny and not dramatic.In one greentext there was an entire post worth of what was pretty much a character demeaning the other to the point of tears till they realize they went too far. It wasn't funny but it was hard to take out because it felt like it was doing the job of making the moment have impact.Took me two weeks to just delete it and then the story was better, I think, but it was a struggle to give the climax weight.
>>9209112>its harder to make things seem important when you're only funny and not dramatic.I have just seen guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, and it managed precisely that. Drama there is offset by humor, but it doesn't lessen the impact or importance of it. I think it's a good example of that kind of writing.
>tfw discovering Trashasaurusrex's AU with Nick's daughter has a mpreg Nick story to itThose "Nick as princesses" drawings have just become pretty creepy. I even remember her denying it's a fetish, but it's very clearly a fetish at this point.
Everyone's favourite carnivore and a bonus Marty.I've tried drawing Remmy several times before but I've never been happy with how he turns out. The thing is that sheep are acutally really fucking ugly.That said, I'm kinda pleased with how these turned out. I've got a few ideas for short Pack Street comics that I may or may not do so the practice couldn't hurt.
>>9209222Sheep's weird ass pupils always put me off Pack Street and Remmy. I will never understand the appeal.
>>9209232Sea monster eyes!
>>9209221There is? I assumed she just made it TIWTLLL - Female Version.But yes, I assumed everyone realized it was a fetish. Maybe people don't know chicks ship mpreg Sherlock/Watson and Wolverine/Cyclops.
>>9209222>I've tried drawing Remmy several times before but I've never been happy
>>9209242Nope.It's here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10830003Those ships are at least gay. Why make Nick pregnant in a heterosexual relationship is just baffling.
>>9209237More like kill it with fire eyes.
>>9209222holy shit that's ace workthe remmys are all good but the marty might be the best I've seen anyone draw the little cusswhat a sour expressionmaking him look grouchy but not totally ineffectual
>>9209221It reminds me of some artist/writer on tumblr that had a lot of rapey stuff in her work.And when she was confronted about it, she denied that it was rape and that it was noncon.She also confirmed that noncon was her kink, so she kept making it.
>>9209232>>9209237>>9209270
>>9209296Fucking abomination. At least they taste good.
>>9209291I remember when I was a kid that there was a storyline where Nightwing got raped by some lady antihero while he was basically catatonic.The writer, who was female, got flak for making Dick get raped, but she said it was just noncon and people were making more of a deal about it then it was.Even as a kid, I knew that noncon is just a way of saying rape, and that writer left/got fired not too long after that.
>>9207565https://twitter.com/mortic_ox/status/859558151967752192
>>9208884It's hard to handle some topics tastefully, like CPS removing a child from an abusive home, but something like that in a story of adoption could hurt so good.It'd be a first too, since so many parents that are out of the picture just aren't there without explanation.
>>9209341Lilo and Stitch has dipped into that topic already.
>>9209221>>9209242>>9209291I was not expecting to be able to use this organically
>>9209367You should rename the pic into "bullshit".
>>9209367Well, that fic wasn't written by her, and on her blog she did say it was mostly for fun. I don't know honestly, I don't get why tumblr is so hung up on fetishes but also goes about kinkshaming and other bullshit. It's this kind of behavior that piss me off, same with people making a fic overly gory or edgy and claiming it is some deep psychological exploration when it's just the writer fetish. Just own up to it.
>>9209222do you just use a square brush without rotation to get that effect?
>>9209318>https://twitter.com/mortic_ox/status/859558151967752192Thanks
>>9209349Actual abuse, not alien hijinks making it seem that someone can't take care of a kid.But yeah you're right that they touched on it.
>>9209222>>9209232>>9209237>>9209270>>9209304>The Pack manages to convince Remmy to come out of his room.>While trying to quietly get groceries, Remmy is attacked by several anti-sheep preds.>One of them expresses their disgust at his "fucking creepy sheep eyes", and claws them out.>Remmy barely manages blow his whistle before falling into shock.>Several months later, most racial tensions have subsided, but Remmy is left completely blinded.>He manages to get dropped off outside the apartment building, but is led into Betty's place.>She blames herself for not sticking by him in the first place, so she had Remmy's stuff moved in.>Pack has had some more turmoil, many of them had assault charges filed against them.>Charlie's court appointed attorney managed to get her sentence greatly reduced; 14 months jail plus 10 years probation.>Could've been worse, she ripped out the tongue of the lion who blinded Remmy with her teeth; she also made sure to claw one of his eyes out in kind.>Remmy has a seeing-eye dog that sticks by his side, on alert to make sure that no one ever hurts her lamb ever again.>...Maybe she should have Charlie's stuff ready to be brought over as well.>Never hurts to plan ahead.
>>9209387Pretty much.
>>9209386This. Just admit it's a fetish and be done with it. Everybody already think that's the case.When you make a full on mpreg blog and a long series of emasculating drawings, it's pretty much a fetish. Only one she's fooling is herself.
Good morning everyone!>>9209222Holy moley these look amazing!>The thing is that sheep are acutally really fucking ugly.Don't bully poor woolies.You should definitely make some Pack Street comics! It'd be great to see them!How about some music to start our days off on the right foot?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ao9Pdaj-n0
>>9209475Your cheeriness is irritating. Why can't you be miserable like the rest of us?
>>9209443Honestly you dont need to say you get off to it but just stop the act. I get it, a lot of stigma comes from "furry fetish art", enough that you'd want to hide it. But fighting tooth and nail to prove you're not is sad.
>>9202953None, I hate your retarded tranny / gay shit even more now.
>>9209494Miserable?Hmm, I'll try...Waaaah! TT is a whole four days away and not today!... Am I doing this right?
>>9209532No, it'd be more like >TT sucks and all entries are poorly written shit, something something Remmy something something Jack Savage cuck cuck cuck
>>9209475>Don't bully poor woolies.Bully buns instead. They're used to it. Its mandatory even.Damn it, this meme is getting reptitive. Bully this, bully that. Why not pet the bun with various body parts?
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>>9209552I don't think I could ever say anything like that! There's nothing that would motivate me to be so rude or violent or threatening or-->>9209571>Bully buns instead. They're used to it. Its mandatory even.I will end you.
>>9209571What's this picture about? What are they talking about?
>>9209584Why not lewd the bun instead?
>>9209621Opposite Day: everyone follows the rules and doesn't lewd the VRbit.Can't come soon enough...I'm going to get to work! Love you all, take care, have fun being creative!
>>9209406I like this. I really like this.
>>9209584>>9209621Is Vrbit a female or gay?
>>9209657It's a man, baby.
>>9209475Good afternoon!
>>9209586Isn't the context clear? Nick is mandated by law to bully the bun.
>>9209571Tbh, the goat being bullied kinda soured this meme.
>>9208466I still find the whole love square to be absolutely stupid, especially since Jack has some tension with this Cynthia...except it isn't easy to see because it is either in other fucking fics or in another comic altogether. Because why the fuck not. Yet, despite this tension, Jack gets flustered by Judy, fondly looks at her picture, is stutters when telling Cynthia that he met a bunny officer, and Cynthia tells him that he can ask someone else for ways of courting Judy. Because what the fuck.>>9208609>Why make Nick wear his emotions on his sleeve and completely forget about his "Never let them see that they got to you" motto?There was an argument on reddit about that, and everyone tried to justify that it was because it was possibly Nick's first time dealing with jealousy. I still find that highly unlikely and, even on the off chance that actually is the case, it still takes a lot to really set Nick off. Yet apparently people believe all it would take is Judy going star eyed at what is essentially her role model, and Nick acts like a pissant?
>>9209291>>9209312That's someone biting into a shit-sandwich and then trying to convince you it tastes great.
>>9209736>having hots for your subordinateTotally fine, not jeopardizing the mission at all.>your subordinate doesn't like youAbsolutely haram, not allowed.Jack comes across as incompetent, honestly.
>>9209717Well it's Gud's fault for going to far.
>Weaver is 40+>mfw the realization hits that at some point in my life, weaver will be too old to draw, or dead>mfw I'll eventually see the artists I like either disappear or die>mfw their art will be the only echoes I'll have leftWhat is this sensation?
>>9209777It's a sensation of getting over it eventually.
>>9209777You're never too old to draw>Weaver is 40+Depending on how high that is he could've been my dad
>>9209736Manufactured drama is the worst kind.I blew up on some fanfiction writer because I thought they were going to go the route of someone seeing something, it becoming a misunderstanding, and heated drama that only exists because they don't talk about it following. In hindsight, there was no reason to get my shit all twisted up, but I still hate this kind of thing with a passion. It's the mark of a weak story teller to not be able to conjure up legitimate character conflict.
>>9209777Beside the loss of people you held in steem, it also prenounces your own encroaching finitude. It's a feel squared.
>Avo owes Betty a solid, and knows the wolf has a thing for the sheep.>Spends her free time, which is normally spent at the gym anyway, getting lambchops to bulk up.>She knows Betty likes her fucks tough and flexible.>Over the weeks, she makes passing comments about his wool getting in the way, and over the weeks, he keeps it consistently trimmed.>While spotting him during a deadlift session, her muzzle keeps getting caught in his pompadour, and tells him he looks like a cotton swab and should just get it cut.>The next day she sees him, he's sporting a crew cut.>Top that with the lean, slowly bulking muscle, and you've got Egypt wanting to import large amounts of mutton.>An hour later, she's convinced herself that she's just making sure he's capable in the sack.>An hour after that, she can't move her legs and he's still pounding away.>By late evening, her jaw hurts, her muff feels raw, and her ass is gaping.>All in all, he's a very capable lover, eight out of ten.>If he had just bitten her on the neck, it would have been a nine.>And if he had a knot, a solid ten.>The next morning, she can't get out of bed and has to call out of work; Pandora is an understanding woman, especially when she finds out why.>He comes back to her in the early evening, offering paw and back massages, which were strangely good given he had hooves, and he even brushed her pelt.>As they kissed on her livingroom floor, she remembered that she forgot something important.>A hoof started rubbing the side of her stomach, and one of her legs started kicking.>He then took one of her footpaws in a hoof, and ran his tongue over the pad, and kissed it.>Whatever she was trying to remember clearly wasn't important.
>>9209921>you've got Egypt wanting to import large amounts of muttonAnon, I love this, and I love you.>ran his tongue over the pad, and kissed itAlmost made me gain a new fetish there.
>>9209406
>>9209707Oh, now I get it.
>>9209921>>9209961yus :v
>>9209987>:vOhai thar thicc boi. How goes it?
>This little bun thinks her bunny feet are too big and flat for those ballet slippers How will you restore her dream?
>>9210019Buy a larger size. Or get some custom made.
>>9209777>>9209814>mfw weaver is daddy tier
>>9210047>Weaver is secretly bara as fuck>he's been evading that crowd for years
>>9209736>first timeNick is a 32Whose work involve TALKING with EVERYONE That constantly gets shit on or shits on someoneI get that Judy is written more emotionally mature than him despite the fact she should be less, but that doesnt mean he should be 16 year old
>>9207686I want weaver to leave
>>9210180And then Gideon wakes up.
>>9210223
>>9209736The side comic and fics are to make Jack like more likeable, probably after she realized everyone despises him while she still wanted to make him interesting for the reader. She failed on both fronts since I couldn't care less about him, his partner, his dog boss or whatever. She can still try, of course.
>>9208574>>9208609>>9209014>>9209736>>9209838>>9210074Does our "well-written comic" count still sit at almost 0?Seriously, I'm grasping at straws trying to come up with examples where everyone's in character, the scenarios are plausible and I don't cut myself on the edge.There's like... sloshed fox. And I think that's it.It's such a damn shame, too, because Rem's art is still some of the most on-model around.
>>9210285So far WUtB comic is good. It's not done so maybe that disqualifies it
>>9210019We can rebuild them. Faster, stronger, more lethal slippers.
>>9210285Are we only counting western comics and/or comics that aren't Nick and Judy going to Bunny Burrow?
>>9210019Those eyelashes. It reminds me of this abomination of nature.
>>9209912wait I recognize this poseis this based off that Beth Cavener sculpture
>>9210402>Nick can only dream of the horrors she'll release onto the waking world
>>9210285SGaR's comics are pretty in-character, and even if you hate hybrids, the writing's very fitting for a slice of life style comic.>tfw waiting for SGaR to have full-blown lewd in comic form, even if just for a few panels
>>9210384I would say we count everything.
Gimme requests
>>9210428My standards are incredible and uncompromising, for better or for worse. I would disqualify it on grounds of hybrids - I just have no interest in that kind of story.
>>9210285Eric Schwartz's comics are imo pretty solid when it comes to being in-character (maybe except Gazelle)>>9210412huh, you might be right
>>9210438my Zoosona pls?
>>9210472>my standards are incredible and uncompromisingThen internet fan-comics are probably not for you as a whole. Not trying to be a dick, but jus saiyan
>>9210438Finnick laughing maniacally
>>9210438Remmy screaming about being blind after the pred attack.
>>9210502No, you're absolutely right.It bugs me sometimes, too. I know my expectations are unreasonable.
>>9210429Then I would still like to suggest "Judy Hopp's Family Home" by Meno.http://imgur.com/a/5pJJJThis is probably one of the few comics where Nick feels completely in-character. He isn't lazy, though can be playful and fool around. He doesn't lose his shit when it comes to the history between Gideon and Judy. He lets go of his emotions behind closed doors. Stu, while struggling still with his prejudice of foxes and such, understands it is wrong and works to fix it. Judy never comes off as bitchy anywhere, and the whole Hopps family is nice. Sure, there isn't really any significant drama, but there is a few emotional moments.
>>9210438Muscular Remmy shaved and sporting a crew cut.
>>9210438hello! hmm... Bogo is caught doing something emberassing (like the time time he played with the gazelle up) No idea what tough, kissing a gazelle poster or something
>>9210438Remmy in the fresh prince of bel-air intro.
>>9210561Nice! I'll check it out.
>>9210438Judy with a dildo saying how it's better than Nick, Bogo, and Lionheart.
>>9210438>>9210597Nick with Gazelle, saying how better she is than Judy. Just for symmetry.
>>9210474>That imageIt's a>Remmy finds Avo's homoerotic carvingskind of episode.
>>9209777>>9209814>>9210047can you guys not start off the day by reminding me of my own rapidly approaching mortality
>>9210695Please take your medicines, take your supplenents, perform your morning exercises and go easy on the blue pills.
>>9210655I want it to be seperate. Doesn't seem symmetrical. Nick cheats on her cheating girlfriend and Judy not being satisfied by her lovers.
>>9210695Maybe you should, I don't know, create some legacy of content for us to remember you by?Perhaps even finish some you've already... You know. Started?
>>9210695You'd better start training an apprenticeYou must pass on the title once your time is up
>>9210695It's ok Weaver, we're all gonna die eventually. You're just gonna die before the rest of us
>>9210714>Perhaps even finish some you've already... You know. Started?way ahead of you anoni just finished up ch.46 of roommates yesterday and i'm eager to get the rest finished as soon as possible
>>9210736Roommates chapter 46 actually is out, I checked.
>>9210728Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Weaver the Wise?
>>9210783Isn't that what he said?
>>9210695You know what they say Weaver, "a BSP page a day keeps the grim reaper away".
>>9210695>can you guys not start off the day by reminding me of my own rapidly approaching mortalityI'm sorry Weaver.It's just...when I saw your age, I just got to thinking. I wish I could hug you, and follow you forever. But that won't happen. I'm chasing after someone who's closer to the edge than I am, and eventually, I'll end up seeing them go over. Knowing that, I still want to chase, regardless of how I'll feel when that time comes.
>>9210854>It's just...when I saw your ageSorry I missed a step, when did we learn Weaver's age?
>>9210695Too late, Weaver. You'll die of aids cancer next week.
>100 ips
>>9210896100 dicks for Judy?
>Weaver is 40+Why? Why are you so OLD? I mean I knew you've been on 4chan since the start but I just thought you were another one of us teenagers who browsed us when it started despite being under the age limit.
>>9210896>101 ips
>>9210896>100ips
>>9210854>I'm chasing after someone who's closer to the edge than I am, and eventually, I'll end up seeing them go over.Oh now don't fret anonthat's the thing about death -- you never know when it's gonna show upI mean hell, maybe if old age were the only factor you'd be onto something, but shoot, what about car accidents, heart attacks, murders, undiagnosed health problems?why, you could wake up dead tomorrow!
>>9210915I honestly think the only reason Weaver actually is a cool and level-headed person is BECAUSE he wasn't ever a kid on 4chan
>>9209654>"Can't come soon enough...">- VRBit, 2017
>>9210479Here you go, a cutie with some strange eyebrows and strange tastes for best character.And now I want a gelato
>>9210934wake up dead .... FUCK YEA GETTING TURNED INTO A LICH IS AWESOME.Dead can screw himself
>>9210695
>Weaver was a 40+ guy who watched My Little Pony and got caught up in the Five Night at Freddy's/Undertale train and wants to fuck DollsI...I gotta go. Bye /ztg/ it's been fun.
>>9210944AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!I've always have strange tastes for everything.
>>9210967Goodbye!...Who was that mysterious hamburger?
>>9210934>why, you could wake up dead tomorrow!I mean, I've come close a good few times, so you've got a point there.
>>9210934Are you saying that we should track you down and turn you into the world's first Antelope Lich?
>>9210736>>9210783Finally I can die in peace>>9210733I laughed about this more than I should, now I feel bad.
>>9208864>Neither Nick or Judy even bother to tell him they're dating>Too much enjoyment watching him flop
Is Weaver still single?
>>9210934I'm thinking about this most of the time, that's why I'm paranoidSeriously the thought that I die in an atomic Blast is 24/7 in my mind.
>>9210934>>9211017Maybe if we burn him, we can stave off oblivion.
>>9211038>Has been browsing 4chan for over a decade>Has fallen into every fucking "Sad Single Man" fad series >Has a healthy fetish for dollsI liked it better when I thought Weaver was some poor black street rat in his 20s living on wealth fair with his brother because they escaped an abusive home
I say we put Weavers brain in a super computer, you know these kind of that go rouge and kill all of humanity...
>>9211017Being truly immortal would be great and would literally all solve all my problems
>>9211073>living on wealth fair with his brother because they escaped an abusive homeKEK
>>9211078Believe me, I tried. It endet up that I saw and was involved in two World Wars, saw the family of my love killed by communists and that that Russian Nobleman tried to kill me with poison and a gun.
SLUT!
>>9211140fucking go back to bed, pilon
>>9211078My sweet, sweet antelope...If only you knew. It's so much closer than you'd think, so easy to achieve...
>>9211091Hey, that's the sobstory I remember him posting back during MLP days when he was scamming those autists. Or something to that effect.
>>9211161Oh shut up.
>>9211040It's such an exciting time to be alive.If we stave off nuclear war, it will be just in time for the superbugs and the water riots to get most of humanity as the climate shifts.If we hit star trek utopia, it will be just in time to flee the space rock we don't see coming, or to escape the sun heating and stripping the atmosphere.Tomorrow is coming, and there's no stopping it.
>>9211157I'm Rasputin you son of a sick ukraine farmers woman!
>>9211171What? Weaver too old to be bullied now? You think he's got one foot in the grave so we shouldn't say mean things to him? That's bullshit.
>Weaver is 40+When this fucking meme is going to die?
>>9211176If we ever reach this point, I'll make fully functional femWeaver and Weaver androids, and use all of his past interactions to create a complete profile that I can upload onto them.
>>9211234Yeah where did this even come from?
>>9210438Judy nervously kissing Violet while Nick watches
>>9211176You are right and I'm thinking that too of course.>"Living your live like it's your last" But sometimes I wonder, if I will have a happy live.Will I have my own houseWill I have a good and soliv ob (I really want to do something with Diplomacy or Politics)Will I ever have a family and able to raise my children?Questions over questions I worry about.But yo are right. >Tomorrow is coming, and there's no stopping it.And so I will live this day, and the days that will come with pleashure.
>>9210967They were really fun trains
>>9211259he didn't even tell his true age, if he's here maybe he should clarify some shit about
>>9211038
>>9211331>>9211234Weaver is an ethernal being that feeds on the lewds and lust of others since eons of years.
>>9209406This is a pretty good greentext anon
>Weaver will die in your lifetime
>>9211389not if I kill myself first
>>9211389>you will die in your lifetime
>>9211078>Weaverlich>His phylactery is in the Irish Cream dispenser in his coffee shop, because noone likes Irish Cream
>>9211357Is this true?Can it be?
>>9211434you're being memed on
>>9211442I always am.
>>9211405you joke but that's kind of fucked up to be thinking aboutlike whoa
>/wvg/ - Weaver General: Yes, I'm really half way in the grave, and so are you EditionAnyone see any new stories that look promising lately? About Zootopia. Not related to some kind of forty layered, rabbithole fan-work nightmare.
>>9211473one time there was an anon who was so passive aggressive that everyone diedthe end
>>9211464Looking at this image, I can't believe I never realized it was photoshoppedI thought they just perfectly timed the drop of a pizza into the frame but nope, they shopped thatI feel disappointed now
>>9204403
>>9211493newfag...
>>9211493A couple fat weirdos that eat Dominoes would never own a camera with a good enough shutter speed to actually capture something like that.I have no idea why I never saw it either.
>>9211464This image makes me feel uneasy
>>9210967Cheer up brother
Why has nobody posted this yet. Do I half to find all the porn myself. Shame /ztg/.
>>9211661We're all about discussing the hard issues, Anon.Mature shit is being discussed. Just because you got your dick out to every OOC moment (because it didn't happen in the movie), doesn't mean we have to too.
>>9211633F>>9211661Noice
>>9211142>Judy arrived at the precinct, the small animal task force already setting in save for her. She reached over to Clawhauser and leap over his desk. >"Hey Ben! Are the files ready?", she asked with her usual morning charisma. "Sure thing, Hopps! It's on your desk.">"Ah... Clawhauser...! You're so much better than Nick...!", she exclaimed. The agent bunny in a suit in overhead her at the Small Mammal Task Force office. "Haha... sure thing... Hopps." Clawhauser replied breaking sight and shoving his face on the computer. >Suddenly a vixen rushed through the reception and came to meet Judy on the desk. "Hopps, I've made the changes on your cruiser that the chief asked for. It's ready to go whenever you need it!" >Judy jumped down on the desk to hold the vixen hands. "Ah... Skye...! You're so much better than Nick...!" she said with a sultry voice while locking eyes with the vixen. >"Ooo-kay," the vixen pulled her hands away "I'll be over the garage... if you... need anything, I guess", she dashed out looking around embarrassingly, the precinct luckily almost empty due to early morning.>Judy finally noticed the spy bunny leaning out of the office and looking toward the reception. Her ears perked up before she dashed toward their office, the agent quickly acting like he hadn't been overhearing everything.>"Hey Savage! You're early." -- The buck turned to face her "Yes, Hopps. I see you are too. That's good to see.", he obviously trying to hard his discomfort. She closed the gap between them and held his hand tightly "I just want to say it's an honor to work with you sir.", "Hopps, it's my pleasure-- honor, to work with you." She had a incredulous expression for a moment before breaking into a smile.>"Ah... Jack...! You're so much better than Nick...!", a chill ran through the buck spine as he wondered if someone could misunderstand the situation. He turned and sat at his desk sweating over the thought of a misunderstanding staining his reputation.
>We're all about discussing the hard issues, Anon.>Mature shit is being discussed.Kek
>>9211755get out of here, racist fox!
>>9211755>female fox has a rackreeeee
i love 4chan/4chanx shitting itself
>>9211753>Ah... Nick...! You're so much better than Nick...!
Testing.
>>9211753>>9211799I love this place
test
>>9211078then start copiously consuming NAD+(s)
Anyone else having trouble posting?
gay
>>9211874Nope, posting fine over here.
Say Hello to your new president, France.
>>9211234when he turns 50
>>9211753>A red fox lazily swoosh his tail as he entered the office with two coffees and aviator shades. Wilde, he could misunderstand it, he would've heard, wouldn't him?>Judy bounded gleefully over to him and greeted the fox. "Hey slick, you're early!">The fox removed his glasses and handed over one of he coffees "Morning fluff, I wish I could wake up with this energy." -- "I need two coffees to get to your level">"Maybe you should take both of them?" she said holding over one. "Oh then how will I sleep when you're driving the cruiser", he said flashing his teeth. "Ah... Nick...! You're so much better than Nick...!">She hopped with it out of the office to greet other officers. Nick sat on his desk and laid his coffee, starting his computer up while the agent slowly stood up and moved over to his desk>"Wilde", a greeting replied only with "Savage." The fox expression was his normal one, but Jack wondered if that was just a masquerade considering his story.>"I just want to say, whatever you overheard --" Nick raised his paw, motioning Jack to stop. "It's OK, she does that.">Jack was confused, "Does what?", he asked, brows furrowing. "The weird... 'you're so much better' with the almost erotic moaning." >"To everyone?" - "Yes, ever since I joined the ZPD after Bellwether case.". "A-and nobody does anything about it?" the buck eyes shot wide.>"If you want to tackle the brass about it, be my guest. Even I who joined as the second poster child of the mammal inclusion initiative wouldn't try it.">"Huh... good point." the buck looked down with a shocked expression. "Come on Stripes, you'll get used to it eventually." Wilde stood from his chair and tapped the spy shoulder. >"Don't you get, I don't know, offended? She uses your name every time, everyone else is just awkward.", "As I said, you get used to it, especially if she basically replaces any simple 'thank you' with it. Besides, Chief Buffalo expression is always great."
>>9211884Ball's aren't touching.
>>9211884>mfw can't into gay
>>9211914>tourette's Judyi can get into this
>>9210507Sorry for making you wait, have to make and eat a pizza like the good stereotype I am
>>9211897>projected votesYep, he'll win, just like Hillary.
>>9211914>Three hours in the investigation they were running on Tundratown, Jack managed to keep Judy out of the public sight by leaving her to garner evidence on the crime scene while he and Nick went over the witnesses and other formalities.>Everything was running smoothly and he thought the incident of this morning was something he could work around. Just as long as Internal Affairs and Human Resources didn't hear it this case would go on smoothly.>The buck and the fox rejoined Judy as she finally went over the last details of the room before leaving the rest to the crime scene team. They found a bunny tapping her paw angrily. "What took you guys so long, I was done like half an hour ago.">"Sorry fluff, a lot of mammals to talk with about this one.", the fox removed his glasses with a smug grin. "Did you get everything?">"Everything, the lab is going to have a field day with all of it.", Jack felt like he was just making sure she was out of sight and a token bunny for the MII, but she truly was a great cop. "Good job, Hopps.">Judy blushed and she looked down, her mouth turning into a wide grin as she muttered to herself "Ah... Judy...! You're so much better than Nick...!"
>>9211983Le Pen just admitted defeat
>>9211897>LE Literally a reddit candidate.
>>9210920source?
>>9212001>Human Resources
>>9212003Oh well, let frenchies enjoy their cultural enrichment then.
>>9211963
>>9211963perfect, thanks
>>9212033no fucking clue
>>9210964https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12iorWj83P0
>>9211897are we /pol/ now?
>>9210896>112 ips
>>9212126No, fuck off
>>9212132Add one, haven't been here in a while and I think I'm going to post a little content in the next thread
>>9212132amazing artist please
>>9212132
>>9212156u mad? :)
>>9212126shouldn't they be white balls.
>>9212191>i slit my own throat i bet you're so mad XDDDD
Wolter
how is this thread still alive
>>9212231died
>>9212231xBungrill threesome
>>9212231sucks
>>9207686So what are we gonna do to celebrate Bunanon's one year anniversary?
>>9212243titties
>>9212255of
>>9212267his
>>9212239Regular content updates from creative CCs and a friendly atmosphere full of supportive people.
>>9211755Guess you're not mature enough for our discussions, buddy.
>>9212253Same thing we every anniversary, Pinkie: try to take over the world!
>>9212132>ねぇ!ねぇ~!ソレ・ドーナツ?ドーナツだよねぇー!Clawhauser: "HEY! HEY~! ARE THOSE DONUTS? THEY'RE DONUTS---!"
/r/ing zoot version of this
>>9212279sister
>>9212279daddy
>>9212279own
>More than 112 IPs
>>9212307chest
>>9212309actually 113just you, me, and 111 proxies
>>9212309
>>9212334Hot
Oh no, we're on page 10! What should we do?
>>9212353Nick's been hitting the gym
>>9212364We go down with the thread
>>9212364Can't we just let it die this time?We've had a good run.
>>9212364ah fuckah jeez
>>9212364genociding the preds
>>9212364Glass ourselves
>>9212239It's 17 hours old.
>>9212376Fuck you grass muncher.
can anyone link /ztg/ thread that happend half a year ago when 4chan broke and we had like >1000 posts there?
>>9212372Lads, it's been an honor shitposting with you
>>9210597>>9210655Here you go!>>9212038WhyNo one here makes that sign
>>9212393Macron win has over 1k now on /pol/
>>9211524>good enough shutter speedDoesn't work like that, homie. Flashes completely stop motion when it's dark, and I'm going to guess they had the lights off in the room when they did that.In fact, even though I know I'm true, I just tested dropping something in a moderately dark room at 1/50 of a second, which even the shittiest digital cameras should be able to sync to.Also, practically any digital point and shoot camera that isn't bottom of the bin lowest price has manual settings. Or at the very least shutter priority mode.You just got PUNKED.
>>9212428i'm vegan
>>9212393http://www.ztarchive.com/trash/thread/7817979/7817979.html
>>9212431I forgot to add that the real reason to notice it's fake is that the pizza shadow isn't the same as other shadows.
>>9212431Well, I am pretty dumb, so I just assumed that's how it worked.
new thread?
>>9212465thanks, anon
>>9212532Reasonably thicc bun is best bun.If only we had some reasonably thicc foxe.
New thread>>9212550>>9212550>>9212550Get in before this one dies!
>>9212557reasonably thicc buncapcha: not in use
>>9212393Didn't melonleaf do a really similar pose?
I dont remember posting here
