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/ZTG/ - Zootopia General: More Ahegao Edition

Threadjournal and list of fanfics: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
ZTG Creator List: derpy.me/ztgcclist

Archives: ztarchive.com / desuarchive.org / archive.b-stats.org
Previous thread: http://www.ztarchive.com/trash/thread/8691312

Current Thematic Thursday Theme: Sci-Fi
Submissions due: 13 Apr

More information on TT: derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
TT Archive: t3event.tumblr.com
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Comf
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>>8697235
All snug in the foxhole
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>>8697205
>mfw i get the op pic
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Hey guys writeyote here! An anon requested a sonnet about bellwether's plan, so here it is! Please if you have any requests I want (you) to tell me about em. I'm going full autist and will probably make a fuckton of these.

Also, I kinda fucked this one up, as it only has thirteen lines and a tripple rhyme. So sorry about that. I'll do better next time

It was naught but a tiny blue pellet
Innocent alone, but used for terror
Turning thousands of prey into zealots
Just a piece in plan without error
The ewe behind the curtain did chuckle
Already was she planning her new rule
As Zootopia woukld just now buckle
Thanks to the rabbit who was now a fool
For showing the evidence dawn planted
Smugly she supposed, just another tool
Tonight she'd sleep to the mobs who chanted
First she had plans, a victory drink
A toast to a city pushed to the brink
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>>8697322
Shit sucks.
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>>8697322
very nice, ive been enjoying these a lot
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Anybody else having issues with discrd right now? I can't get the login screen to load.
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>>8697538
use the discord app
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Does anyone else hear wedding bells?

Oh, it's Lucius and Canidae!

An AU where they're 'happily' married, because Lucius is a stronk bad boy who takes what he wants.
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>>8697322
I love your sonnets. This one was great
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>>8697582
I like this. Gatta put that fat wolf in her place.
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>>8697582
I like this, this is good. Do they switch?
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>>8697582
>Lucius
>that physique
And then he woke up.
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>>8697582
>Lucius
>not being a sadsack
>being ripped
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>>8697582

I like this. My dick likes it, too.
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>mfw i have an excuse to draw ahegao
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>>8697582
CANIDAE INFLATION
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you will never ahegao me
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>>8697584
>>8697453
How is this even remotely good?
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>>8697582
Lucius, Canidae has too many open holes. Please plug one.
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>>8697758
Show us how much better you are at it, then.

Go on.
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>>8697758
i enjoyed reading it, so its good to me

could you be more specific as to why you think its bad?
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>>8697758
It wraps up Judy's blunder really nicely, and it's got a pleasant rhythm.

>First she had plans, a victory drink
>A toast to a city pushed to the brink

You have to admit, those are nice lines
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>>8697748
You always have an excuse to draw ahegao.
Ahegao is hot.
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>>8697758
You seem not to like this. Any specific complaints or issues you think it has? I'd love to hear what you think. I always have room to improve.
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>>8697688
>>8697701
...oh right, I'm a fat, weak waste of space. Never mind.
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>>8692953
Mead always said it was "melodrama for melodrasma's sake". You might not like the final result, but you can't say he failed at what he set out to do.

http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/3719323/#3721568

>>8697235
Except for the bun outside.
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>>8697914
Awwwwwwww
Cheer up, woofer. At least you have your dreams.
Besides, I bet when Lucius looks in the mirror, he sees himself with that physique.
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>>8697914
We don't think you're a waste of space!
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>>8697796
Name some shitty music / art / game

Then do better than they did.

See why this retardation is flawed?

>>8697805
>i enjoyed reading it, so its good to me
Ahh, shit taste, fair enough.

>>8697817
No, actually that's something I imagine a 10th grade language arts student would write. Feels like I'm reading my stepsister's "poetry" about cutting and emo life.

>>8697858
I got some advice at least, make sure never to try a career in this, get a nice stable welding job or something.
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>>8697914

Canidae is the waste of space, you are an alpha male
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>>8697914
would you like to know what your precious, untouchable white whale of a darling offered me the other night in her inebriated state
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>>8697999
does it burn you up knowing I could have, with the slightest effort, what you've dreamed of all your life

does it tear you up inside when I whisper the words...
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>>8698019
ᵒᵐᵉᶫᵉᵗᵗᵉ ᵈᵘ ᶠʳᵒᵐᵃᵍᵉ
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>>8697914
You fill the Canidae if you want to champ!
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>>8697962
>Dislikes something this much
>Can't name a single specific reason they don't like it

I get it now
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>>8698061
I see you can't read then lol.
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>>8698026
How lewd!
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>>8698013
>Anime picture

This can mean only one thing
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>>8698013
CEASE
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>>8698013
Save us, don'treplyanon
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>>8697582
I want to read it.
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>>8697999

>white whale

Rude!

She probably doesn't remember offering anything anyway.
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>>8698013
*pounces u & notices ur bulge* What's this? owo
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>>8697962
>No, actually that's something I imagine a 10th grade language arts student would write. Feels like I'm reading my stepsister's "poetry" about cutting and emo life.
These are some nice opinions. Would be a shame if someone dismissed them
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Multiple times has someone in Pack Street brought up underage sex
Is jail bait a common problem there? If Remmy isn't careful will he end up a registered child molester?
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>>8698175
>If Remmy isn't careful will he end up a registered child molester?
Remmy is the new Becca, confirmed
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>>8698209
(you)
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>>8697999
>>8698026
>>8698019
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I
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>>8698154
Those with poor taste likely will, but I can't save em all.
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What are we all listening to right now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWZMPxFdc1A
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>>8698175
>imply remmy isn't already a registered child molester

why do you think he doesnt like to talk about his family
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Guys, I think that this new spammer might be a sloth.
Remember to be considerate of their disability.
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Hey Weaver, you probably already saw this ages ago, but I thought I might as well bring it to your attention.
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>>8698244
thanks that's all i needed
cleared up the whole issue, that did
glad to know you're always there to cheer me up when times are cringetastic, anon

>>8698321
hey not all sloths are slow
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I wrote a fanfic!
>Nick wakes up and is not feeling like himself.
>Before he can really examine himself, Judy from outside his door calls to him.
>"Nick, are you up yet!? We have to get to work or we're gonna really hear it from Bogo!"
>"Hang on Carrots, I'm coming!"
>Judy breaks down Nick's door and he falls from the surprise.
>Judy is in shock as she finds that Nick's body has become... robotic.
>Nick calls out to her.
>"Help Judy, I've fallen and I can't get up! Can you pass me a Pawpsicle little buddy?"
>"Nick, is that really you?"
>"Who else would it be?"
>Judy sporadically breaks out into song.
>"Is there something you should tell me big buddy? Are you aware from the glare shining off of your hair?"
>Nick joins in.
>"I don't know what you mean, it's just a healthy sheen! I must admit I feel a little strange, but I've never felt better I'm stronger than ever can't you see nothing's changed?"
>"I don't know how to tell you, metal buddy! But you look just like a solar-powered-turbo-charged washing machine!"
>"I'm not light on my feet, now I clank and I squeak, but my voice is the same when I speak! My hand looks like aluminum foil! Does this mean that I need a tune-up and a change of oil?
>Nick breaks into the chorus.
>"I'm a metal head, a metal head, a metal head, a metal head! I'm a metal head, a metal head, a metal head, a METAL HEAD!"
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>>8698298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVL-zZnD3VU
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>>8698175

The twins have a known history of getting in trouble with the law due to how indiscriminate they are with who they sleep with.

They nearly sleep with someone underage in one of the stories, before someone else actively reminds them to check, at which point they shoo their partners away, sounding upset.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k76IGLi6jWI
Remember to celebrate Weasleton Stomping Day at your local Liscensed™ Home Videos store
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>>8698353

hmm
i could swear i've heard this concept before
BUT WHERE
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>>8698298
Just some vidga music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfTLvQ9TZhg
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>>8697582
>ywn suck Lucius off
JUST
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>>8698408
WHAT IS THAT MOUSE FROM?
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>>8698328
>gross looking same-faced human Nan and Ruby
For what purpose?
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>>8698422
She can hardly resist that sweaty wolf dick
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>>8698387
How can anyone be expected to learn how to distinguish age groups in hundreds of species?
Mistakes will be made.
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>>8698390
This song is probably horribly offensive in Zootopia

>>8698366
Awww man, I like this

>>8698408
Very dramatic.
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>>8698408
New head canon: Mouse Guard is part of Zootopia's distant medieval past.
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>>8698459
technically they're human in the original story, too, it's just that they were drawn as furries to make them look more distinctive from one another.

That doesn't mean I don't agree with you, though.
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>>8698484

the problem is the twins have a *history* of this and trouble with the law because of it, because they *never ask*
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>>8698487
>This song is probably horribly offensive in Zootopia
Only if you're a part of the WIDF
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>>8698499
Way back in those days, rodent kingdoms were too numerous to be ruled by a single ruler, so the Rat Kings of old were made up of many who ruled as one.
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>>8697999
>>8698019
>>8698026
welp. that did it.
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>>8698298
I've sorta been binging UT songs recently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcamjcoRmrQ
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>>8698561
F
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>>8698440
http://bolloxtothat.tumblr.com/post/158402759449/the-red-warrior-or-is-it-brown-fukken pretty well based off of Mouse Guard's aesthetic, awesome little comic.

>>8698499
That would be rad as all hell.
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>>8698561
Mmmm, chocolate guns
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How would deal with the frustration Judy's animators had to go through while making the film?
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>>8698561
F
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>>8698561
I can't believe Weaver killed Lucius
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>>8698577
-inally
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>>8698561
I'm not sure who you are and why you are killing yourself, but F, i think you will be missed.
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>>8698026
What, did she grill him a cheese? Shit that's cold man...
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>>8698643
Well they would have been more furtrated if they went with cream-colored proto-Judy.
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Fuuuuck. Don't think I'll get to submitting either TT stories tomorrow or any time soon.

>>8698390
>>8698487
ABSOLUTE TRIGGERED
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>>8698649
Sooo....
Did his head turn into an F, or did he try swallowing an F whole and it got stuck..?
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>>8698561

Lucius! You found my water pistol!

I keep perfume in that; please don't drink any.
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>>8698700
>Mature
>Battle-worn
>Darker-colored outfits
uuuugggggghhhhh

Someone remind the animators to bring her back as a side character when they make Zootopia's sequel, along with Jack and Skye
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>>8698616
>The gun is made of chocolate but he fucking dies because wolves can't eat chocolate
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>>8698757
Okay but what if Lucius jizzed in a water pistol and started squirting Canidae with it.
Chasing her around, stalking her with it.
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>>8698784

that's kinda hot
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>>8698757
>Canidae puts perfume on by shooting herself with a toy gun
Thats... fucked up... You ok, Canidae?
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>>8698757
>perfume

Come on now.
We all know that it's filled with gin.
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>>8698781
SHIT
SUICIDE STILL WORKS
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>>8698792
Persona 3 fan maybe.
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>>8698757
Canidae wants to smell beautiful... beautifully dead
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>>8698669
>>8698757
He keeps a fancy-shmancy gold-plated ceremonial Bared Fang pistol in his dresser for just such an occasion.
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>>8698781
>>8698813
Maybe it's white chocolate?
If he eats small nibbles he'll be fine.
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>>8698781
Pretty much only humans can eat chocolate tho. Ditto for coffee, milk as an adult and proobably a bunch of other stuff.
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On a scale of 1 - 11 how comfy are you guys right now?

A good 8 I'd say, no more paper stress and... drinking again... a friend randomly brought me to a bar and I feel like I'll legitimately become an alcoholic if this continues.
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>>8698792
"Lucius, women aren't going to want to put on perfume by shooting themselves in the face every day."
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>>8698860
like a 7 senpai
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>>8698792
>>8698831
>>8698870

She's doing just fine anon... just fine...
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>>8698860
8 if I forget I want to keep making my comic before I lose steam.
4 if I remember that I'm drowning in work.
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>>8698854
Through centuries of trial and error, canids have finally evolved to be capable of consuming chocolate.
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>>8698860
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1491964398245.webm

Listening to stuff off /gif/, editing a fic. It feels good man.

I still have a shit ton to do, but I do feel at an 8. I'm gonna get a drink
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>>8698860
7-8. Slogging through some continuity fixes so I can continue with this draft.
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>>8698860

3
im having one of my periods of physical nausia
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>>8698874
...then both wolves drank and ate themselves to death.
And they lived happily ever after.
The End.
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>>8698860
got bullied
Working w/ >>8698885

11/11
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>>8698860
I am super relaxed and I have everything I'd ever need but also I hate everything and I can't control my life.
so about a 5 maybe?
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>>8698860
Hm. 7 or 8, I guess.
Had been dealing with the apartment market recently and kinda shaken up to realize how bad it's gotten since I moved into my current place, but beyond that I'm not feeling terrible.

>I feel like I'll legitimately become an alcoholic if this continues.

If you're not day drinking and/or drinking to deal with your personal/professional life, then you're simply just an over enthusiastic social drinker.
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>>8698950
Same as anon, comfy thread tho.
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>>8698860
Maybe a 8, not sure. I'm sure that I hate Bourbon though. Tastes like varnish.
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>>8698860
9.5 again. Still working on my TT, made a lot of progress. Listening comfy Jamiroquai.

Welcome to the drunk road, partner. Enjoy, but behave
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8 too I guess, had some GREAT artisanal gelato (white coffee was fucking incredible, mandarin-lime was nice but you can't eat much at a time) but couldn't go to a second place, which tended to have better flavors (black tea, balsamic strawberry, cachaca with lime and honey etc). Oh well.
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>>8698961
I wish I had the same attitude as you towards this thread, mate.
At least you're enjoying it.
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>>8698872
Very nice comfy trainee, keep up the good work an aim for an 8 next!

>>8698876
forget your past, ignore the future, only focus on your comic and zoot content; that's the only reason to live!

>>8698885
Nice anon keep up the good work! and get some good beer while you're at it.

>>8698903
Always difficult to go through but rewarding from my experience, keep up the work.

>>8698906
Blah sounds uh.... bad? shitty? not good, hope you feel better soon man.

>>8698950
Not always easy to control the functions of the brain, sometimes biology just wants to fuck you over. Keep your chin up as much as you can man, enjoy the thread.

>>8698955
I think nobody likes to really think about the housing or apartment market in general
>enthusiastic social drinker.
Uhh yeah i like the sound of that, we'll go with it!

>>8698965
bourbon doesn't do it for me either to be honest, beer is my go too.

>>8698983
oohh nice, look forward to seeing your TT! also no guarantee on behaving my friend.

>>8699013
Just gotta enjoy what you can get in the end, good coffee is good coffee!
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>>8699082
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>>8699082
>Nice anon keep up the good work!
Thanks m8
>and get some good beer while you're at it.
Drinking a whiskey and Coke right now
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>>8699082
>Keep your chin up as much as you can
Thanks, bud; I really do mean it.

also i'll stop avatarfagging now sorry
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>>8698965(You)
>>8699082
My roommates and I usually do shots when we get drunk and then curve out with beer or mixed drinks. I like mixed drinks more, though I love a good double IPA.
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>>8699082
ill try to be a 8 tomorrow sir
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>>8699013
Well aren't we fancy
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Now i'm going to post the best husbando.
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>>8699214
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>>8698860
2-3. I feel like shit for no reason. The ol' depression's gettin' me good tonight.
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>>8699263
Your husbando cant love you without suffering pain from the collar
What a horrible choice, put him out of his misery
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>>8699214
Oh man I haven't seen this in ages. Best fox.
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>>8699214
We dem collarbois

I have an unhealthy obsession with this AU
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>>8699304
>love == fucking
I know the whole "heart-racing while looking at a crush" meme but please anon, don't be ridiculous
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>>8699200
Man after I tasted artisanal, I can't go back the usual industrial ice cream. I can taste all the flavorants and conservants and colorants and shit.

Paletas are still god-tier tho, even the industrial ones.
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>>8699263

>>8699319
>>8699328
Yeah, Scruffy Fox is the best.
>>8699304
We can cuddle.
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>>8695685
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>>8697962
I come to the threads expecting to see work by (fellow) amateurs, am I wrong in this assumption?
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>>8699352
Man, I remember the first time I saw a donkey kick a coyote in the head. Fucker musta flew 10 feet.
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>>8698860
Alcoholism sucks, bro. Take a break from drinking and just know that drinking is something you do to have fun sometimes, not something you do to have fun at all or, even worse, something you self-medicate with when feeling down. Have fun though! Enjoy your 8.

I'm at a 7.5: ready to sleep after an easy day at work and a night of talking with friends.
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>>8699391
Nope. Just amateur creators and amateur critics.
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>>8699152
didn't even notice, but no problemo buddy!

>>8699164
go hard on the paint huh damn, hope nobody's driving under those circumstances.

>>8699192
If you somehow follow Lupin you'll be at an 11 at all times.

>>8699269
I know that feel man... just try your best to occupy and distract yourself, that's always what I do.

>>8699403
woah I don't think im that far yet, i was just drinking cause I was with a friend!

Nice to hear your a good amount of comfy though, relax and enjoy the thread.
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>>8698860
Hard to say. Life isn't too bad, but shit's piling up fast. I'm worried that my GPA might drop after this term, and if it does I'll have to spend more time in community to bring it back up. Never mind the exams and essays I need to complete or study for in the coming weeks. And the prospect of transferring to a university is causing me no small amount of anxiety. How to pay for it, what if I screw up, holy shit this is really happening I'm going into the big leagues, etc. ANOTHER fucking jury summons came in the mail today. Gotta get the house cleaned up in preparation for my brother's return from the tech training the Marine Corps has had him doing in Florida. Need to get a job, need to get in shape for the police academy, and I'm wondering about the direction of my relationship with this girl I've been seeing.

But on the bright side, I won't be bored, and I'm certainly living an active, healthy life. Put me down at 7. I can handle this shit.
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How do you to determine a dangerous heart rate for individual mammals?

What happens when you collar the equivalent of a professional runner or cyclist, who can exert themselves twice as hard at a given heart rate?

How do you monitor and enforce charging?

This AU has so many weird logic holes.
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>>8699365
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>>8699444
checked
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>>8699394
Donkeys don't take shit from anyone. Apparently they're used as guards of sheep and goat herds.
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>All this punished!Nick making a comeback
fucking females and their bad-boys fetish
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>>8699474
Sheep, goats, cows, horses. They're pretty awesome. Mopey little bastards, but they get along well with most livestock.
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>>8699487
Goodnigh NSA bunner
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fucking disgraceful is what it is
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>>8699482
Bro I fucking love the shock collar AU
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>>8699503
Night!
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>>8699456
Pre-collar physiological testing and the equivalent of visits from a probation officer, presumably. But even then, there are still holes in the concept that I can't explain away.
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New audiobook read through!

The crime scene is looking more and more like it was staged, and its up to detectives Nick and Judy to figure out how the performance went. Things are boiling over for the criminals, and things are burning up for the cops: will they all be able to cool off with some drinks? Find out in Water Under The Bridge, Chapter 3: Still There, by WriteAnon!

Text here:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6413431/chapters/14887414

Blind read through here:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/water-under-the-bridge-chapter-3

And catch up on the entire audiobook here:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/sets/audiobook-water-under-the
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>>8699487
Sleep tight, bunner!
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I've sunk to levels of degeneracy I didn't know were possible.


Thanks thread
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Anons. I need something to help overcome these unwanted feels I'm currently experiencing.

Tell me about your desires. They can be as depraved as you want.
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>>8699462

>>8699456
Simple, it doesn't work, that's why it was scrapped.
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>>8699573
>Implying this is the bottom
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>>8699573
If someone else finds that irl, your'e gonna have alot of explaining to do.
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>>8698561
YOU FOOL
THAT'S HOSPITAL ANGLE
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>>8699573
>No anon ahego
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>>8699573
You have no one to blame but yourself
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>>8699582
I desire to hold your paw
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>>8699582
I want to BE the bun
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>>8699444
nice check them trips
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>>8698860
Had about a 7 when I got home but dropped to around a 4 when I ran into an old friend and caught up.
Nothing against the guy, just hearing how fucked his life has been just sort of put a cloud over the rest of the night. Poor guy
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>>8699582
Cuddle napping with a cute badger on a nice comfy couch with the tv on low.
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>>8699623
Go to bed bunner
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>>8699582

Go to zootopia and hold paws with nick, du-uh.
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>>8699641
I don't wanna
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>>8699164
>>8699444
Nice dub-trip. No, we just stay at home most of the time.

We go out sometimes, but that's usually more controlled. Beer and maybe a rum and coke to close out.
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>>8699263
>_500
Looks like someone's balling' for a bullying.
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>>8698366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfmUxqg6VPU
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>>8699582
To be literally eaten whole by some predator.
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>>8699600
please, you'll give me nightmares
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>>8699620
>>8699670
Me too, anon.

Me too.

>>8699623
What would you want to do as the bun?

>>8699638
....Damn. I really do need me some comf. Honestly...

It's never hurt like this before.
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>>8699582
I want an internet of tubes to use my body as a bed.
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>>8699727
Well, shit, I completely misquoted that.
>>8698298
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>>8699582
I want to see an official-quality animation of Nick and Judy lovemaking.
I want to hear their sensual consent blossom into a night of soft romance.
I want Nick to completely and emotionally open up to Judy and for her to understand the power she has over him, but also respect the limits of such a deep connection between souls.
I want them to trust each other as fully as one can while they finish, each looking in the others eyes.
I want them to hold hands and tell jokes as they cuddle in the afterglow.

also i want like fifty cocks shoved into me but that's a different thing
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>>8699727
ITS ADORABLE!

I don't know why NERD brand headsets are so popular in Zootopia though...
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>>8697322
Requester here!
I love it! Your sonnets are really nice. I hope to see more from ya
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>>8699671
Fine but no dessert tomorrow
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>>8699756
This is almost my-

Fuck it. This IS my fetish.
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>>8699482
>bad boys
What? Proto-Nick was a much better character, but in character and quality. He didn't let life get him down, he went and built the park of his dreams, and had the balls to break out of jail and have an adventure and saving Judy, even with the collar being a permanent theat. He was much more deserving of sympathy, he actually deserves the title of hero. "Tragic" is too strong a word, but compare it to Nick 1.0: he let his childhood trauma and social expectations dictate his entire life for him, seems to have no friends, no home and lives off scams and petty crime. I mean, come on. Nick is the character that got shafted the most with the change of script.
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>>8697999
You were saying?
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>>8699446
Jesus anon, I can't even think of a sufficient reply to this... just like, hope things work out, and handle that shit well!

>>8699470
>>8699626
ayyyy

>>8699630
Jeez that's a huge bummer to hear, if it makes you feel any better im like 95% certain if i met an old friend the same thing would happen.

>>8699690
ah good, home drunkness is easiest/cheapest anyways.
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>>8699756
this minus the 50 dick part
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Any good stories with shock collars I should be aware of?
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>>8699781
u wot
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>>8699822
>"Hands up, this is a snuggling."
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>>8699816
>filename
worry.jpg
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>>8699801
Yeah, we barley get any fics like this anymore, which sucks.
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its finally warming up in new england, i can finally go to the park and shitpost from there!
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>>8698643
They got gay animators to do Judy
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>>8699887
Wouldn't work. Everyone's got a butt, anon. Everyone can appreciate them.
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>>8699868
I'll attempt to write this sometime, maybe when I stop staring at my failures enough to think I can properly write those two.

The usual CC's don't have these downer vibes, right?
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>>8699820
>Jesus anon, I can't even think of a sufficient reply to this...

I'm probably making it sound worse than it is. This stuff isn't years away anymore, but it's not like it's all right around the corner either. I was just thinking earlier about how close I am to transferring, and being the worry wort that I am, the thoughts came flooding in, and it was a bit overwhelming there for a second.

Regardless, I appreciate the concern, and I love that you regularly give folks in these threads an opportunity to bitch, vent, or share stories of their prosperity.
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>>8699446
Me:
>Fail literally everything because I'm a lazy shit
>Stay up until 5 AM watching all three seasons of BoJack, one season per night
>Mead posts Sufjan Stevens at the same time
>I let anxiety overwhelm me and make no attempt to better myself
>Even now I have an essay due tommorrow morning and I haven't even read the assignment yet
>Lose what little sex drive I had- only figure out when I blatantly refuse to have sex with a cute girl because I was in the middle of a Pokken match
>Consider suicide but quickly realise that I actually love leaching off the kindness of my friends and family
>Want other people's sympathy so much I'll blogpost about how much I hate myself for attention

You:
>Shit's going down that might fuck me up, but I can deal with it.
>Yeah, I'm comfy

Fuck dude, I wish I was as chill as you
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>>8699690
>>8699820
Yeah, then we watch movies or play Civ together or something. It's usually a pretty good time.

>>8699762
Hey VRBit! It's Brooker.
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>>8699582
Are we talking fetishes? Mine would be to pork my hot, intelligent sister. Who doesn't exist.

If it's in general, to find someone on the exact same wavelength as me, akin to our dear N&J. Hopefully a porkable, hot, intelligent grill.
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>>8699928
>The usual CC's don't have these downer vibes, right?
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha
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>>8699868
Can you recommend any old fics that are like this?
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>>8698860
4. On top of running over to get my car from the mechanic, I cleaned my kitchen, did my art course, and worked on my easter project a bit. I'm sore.
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>>8699811
You are objectively correct, but I was only pretending to be retarded: I actually like protoNick a lot and wish canon Nick was more DIY.
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>>8699841
Interspecies Sex With COLLAR ON, the inspiration behind >>8699811
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>>8699604
Does he need to go deeper? Gotta make sure he does the job right on the first try.
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>>8699928
>The usual CC's don't have these downer vibes, right?
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>>8699995
More or less, just looks like he's going to blow his snout and eyes off without hitting his brain.
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>>8699853
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>>8699928
Comic is generally really positive. I try to be positive. Everyone tries to be positive. Sometimes it's hard
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>>8699959
Hello Booker! How are things going with you today? Enjoying the threads? Excited for TT? Working on new things?
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>>8699928
>The usual CC's don't have these downer vibes, right?
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>>8700028
This has been a very special episode of /ztg/

also >>>8699999 and >>8700000
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>>8699960
Inky is pork
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>>8700022
What a miserable existence.
I love it.
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>>8700027
FORGOT THE IMAGE.
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>>8699928
>The usual CC's don't have these downer vibes, right?

Just pull the trigger and release from my curse
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>>8699928
More and more often these days, but I try. Oh my god do I try. I try all the time.

Anyways, goodnight thread. I'll try to catch up on old requests tomorrow.

Have a yeen that Gud drew. Love y'all!
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>>8699938
Well, way I figure it, there's no choice in the matter. Do or die, and I'd rather bust my ass than have it end up in the street. Still, there will be no shortage of bitching from me, be assured of that.

Bear in mind though, I still live with my father, who makes bank between Social Security and military retirement pay. He pays for my shit, and I help him with pretty much anything he's too old or lazy to do in return. It's easy to focus on dealing with life when you don't have to worry about where your rent money is coming from. And it does still get to me at times. I have slight confidence issues when I really have no reason to.

I was pretty bad off myself not too long ago anon. It's never too late to pull your shit together.
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>>8700090
Its okay Anon, I still think you're cool.
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>>8699928
Try being a writefag. Literally the lowest of the low. Drawfags, no matter how shoddy, get sucked off round here.
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>>8699928
Not really, no. At least, not me.
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>>8700081
It's a verb too, you know.
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>>8700121
Sleep tight, yeener!
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>>8700126
>Bear in mind though, I still live with my father, who makes bank between Social Security and military retirement pay. He pays for my shit, and I help him with pretty much anything he's too old or lazy to do in return. It's easy to focus on dealing with life when you don't have to worry about where your rent money is coming from. And it does still get to me at times. I have slight confidence issues when I really have no reason to.
You've described my situation perfectly, only I'm to lazy to help my dad with anything
Gah

I'll try to be a better person for you, anon.
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>>8700121
Goodnight! Go at your own pace!
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>>8699974
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12165405/1/One-Hundred-Percent

Chapter 2 is nice, Kulkum's stuff is usually nifty in terms of lewds.
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>>8700164
Im trying to ship you with ham and you come back to me with that?
Why do i try
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>>8700182
source?
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>>8700182
That's a smol Nick
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>>8700206
I have no idea!

I think Smug_Beverage might know!

>>8700218
Big bun AU best AU!
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>>8699969
>>8700010
>>8700046

Anon...Tell me it's just me. Just say it.
I'm the anomaly, like I've always been...
SAY IT.

>>8700028
>>8700115
>>8700121
....

B-But...at least you guys make stuff that's innately considered spectacular, right? Someone cares about you all.

>>8700149
I am a writefag. Or, trying to be.

>>8700160
Awesome!

I knew there was someone like that in here.
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>>8700040
Yeah. It's a nice thread, been back for about a week and it's nice. Just like it used to be. Not doing anything for TT, well at least not right now. I'm working on developing a series, trying to think of how I want to go about it.

It's kind of this inverse AU. Nick goes to Bunnyburrow, he's a young man trying to figure out his life, and Judy is older and pretty much settled in as a Sherrif's deputy. Trying to think of what I want it to be.
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>>8700197
I feel like he's kinda been phoning it in lately, honestly.
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>>8700199
piggu is a gae, anon
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>>8700197
Thanks anon, I'll check that out later.
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>>8699928
haha what no of course not...
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>>8700242
Well it isnt my fault you arent a lesbian
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>>8700279
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>>8700185
Try to be a better person for YOU bud. But at the end of the day, improvement is improvement no matter what the impetus was.

Think of it the way I do. There are people out there a whole lot stupider than I am, and people who contend with disadvantages the likes of which I have never known and hopefully never will. If they can get through life, so can we.
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>>8699811
>Nick is the character that got shafted the most with the change of script.
He also used to be the main character.
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>>8700226
>B-But...at least you guys make stuff that's innately considered spectacular, right?

If you're talking about the thread as a whole, I'm in agreement. Some of the fandoms most notable works come from here.

I'm working on something with Writeyote just having fun with it. It's for TT. No real pressure.

You got something going for TT?
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>>8700232
Not him but man that sounds really neat, I look forward to it.

>>8700224
How do you bully a bun so big... do giant buns still write about medieval history?
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>>8700290
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>>8700241
Better than alot of the other things that get put up on FF and archive as of late honestly.
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>>8700308
That's fair.
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>>8700279
>Come on, ____, let's hit those showers
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>>8700301
>You got something going for TT?
Not yet.

My life currently doesn't allow the time to commit to a TT. I don't want to be making submissions weeks/months late.
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>>8700224
Nope, I have no clue. The only images I have sources for are images that have the source literally printed on them.
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>>8700232
Age swap AU is very popular nowadays! If you would like, I thought this post in the archive was very interesting:

>The characters acting the way they do.
>Nick is less tempered, more raw, more likely to unwillingly let his cracks show. Less experienced, more likely to be grandiose, more of a hot-head whose smug attitude has yet to be earned in full.
>Judy is more stone-faced, deliberate, and knowledgeable. She's been working with the same diligence, but not the same spark. Her ideals are blunted: she's been held down by prejudice for so long she might think its not likely to change, but she hasn't given up the idea that what matters is getting off your ass and doing something about it.
>Having them put together could create interesting stories. The greentexts offer a lot of dynamics for Judy, who might find inspiration from a younger, brasher Nick, and finds that spark she once had from him, but also might be using and controlling him for her own benefit (more than just blackmailing him to help solve a case), and Nick has the capacity to explode and ruin their relationship depending on how much agency he thinks he deserves but isn't getting, regardless of whether he's actually right and Judy is blind to his perspective or whether he's wrong and he refuses to be steered in the right direction.
>There's options.

And Smug_Beverage is also writing a story about middle aged Judy and younger Nick!

http://www.ztarchive.com/trash/thread/8574311/8574311.html#p8577304

If you would like, we could do a writer's workshop or a read through, if you would find that helpful!

>>8700304
Of course they still write history lessons!

I'm looking forward to this one-- medical history is fascinating, and applying it to Zootopia is a lot of fun!

>>8700344
Hello Smug! That's okay, I appreciate them anyway, buddy!
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>>8700340
>I don't want to be making submissions weeks/months late.
It's okay, late submissions are always accepted! Pick a TT and then go for it.

>My life currently doesn't allow the time to commit to a TT.
Me neither. I'm busy as fuark, I feel yah.

Lemme ask: You new on these threads? You said you're an aspiring writefag
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>>8700368
Comic, buddy, I love you, but there's no underscore in my name.
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>>8700382
>You new on these threads? You said you're an aspiring writefag
Ye.

Think I only crashed here about 2/3 months ago?
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>>8700392
oops
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I can't believe comic gave pack street a 2/10
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>>8700418
>Think I only crashed here about 2/3 months ago?
Oh, 2/3 months is plenty old!

What have you written? I just got back from a long hiatus.
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>>8700368
>I'm looking forward to this one-- medical history is fascinating, and applying it to Zootopia is a lot of fun!

Can't wait! Really curious how you're gonna spin it. You a good bun bun.

>>8700392
I'm sure he didn't mean it Smug/beverage
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>>8700449
God damn it I can't escape it. Underscores in my name, people calling me an ocelot instead of a jaguar. This is my lot in life.
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>>8700392
Please write more Smug.Beverage
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>>8700470
Sorry smug(beverage) it must be gard to be a puma
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>>8700304
Thanks, I have a draft up right now if you'd like to read it. It's a bit raw, but I think it has a bit of the tone that I want for Judy.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/10585278/chapters/23395401

>>8700368
>>8700392

I think I remember seeing that and certainly influenced my decision to write it. Also, the relationship is something I'm trying to gauge, but I think I can play with that on an arch and that would be more fun.

I'd like to do that, not sure what it entails, but I wouldn't mind it.
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>>8700437
No I didn't. I don't give numeric scores for things. I rather talk about what things do.

I love Pack Street! I reference it as an example all the time in my read throughs!

>>8700449
You bet! And thank you for the prompts-- I like having them because they let me dive into reading about history and writing, which I love doing!
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>>8700442
Just a few short greens here n' there.

I'd prolly have to go through the archives for some of the others.
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last draw before bed
someone requested rabbits worshipping knot statue. Didn't have a dox fick for reference, so I hope it looks right
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>>8700519
A read through is me reading your fic and giving my immediate impressions, then summarizing it, talking about what I loved, and suggestions on how it can be the best it can be!

Writer's workshop is a way overblown way of saying 'talk to me on Discord about ideas'.
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>>8700533
Sleep tight, elephanter!
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Hi /ztg/, trashweasel here.

Chapters 2 & 3 of January Hymn are up! For those unfamiliar, it's the sequel to June Hymn, set six months after. Huge thanks as always to Comic for the feedback.

(ft. special guest Cpt. Fournier of Reichstagsbrand fame, so shout-out to HarryLime03)

>Chapter 2
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9535553/chapters/23395764

>Chapter 3
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9535553/chapters/23421996


Most folks go their whole lives and never get to go on a big adventure. But what if you do? What do you do when it's over?
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>>8700519
I'm not actually writing a story, but I am thinking of some more greens regarding the AU. I wrote this one, which I think really displays sort of the dynamic I'm going for, and a lot of people said it was really full of character so I must be on the right track.

The reason Nick and Judy are so great is because they just fit together like puzzle pieces, and I don't want to lose that, but changing what kind of puzzle pieces they are is always fun.
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>browse fanfics
>See Striped Up, seems to be popular
>mfw reading it

It's pretty much Unfunnies in Zootopia universe. How can anybody enjoy this shit is beyond me.
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>>8700572
Cuddling a drunk rabbit would be so warm
Fuck that's the warmest image I've ever seen
Why's it so warm fuck
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>>8700573
You're welcome, buddy! And thank you for writing such a wonderful fic!

Everyone should check it out, and they should check out your previous fic, June Hymn!

Say, trashweasel, would you happen to have a link to June Hymn? And maybe a summary to go along with it? Hmmmmmmmmmmm?
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>>8700442
I've only really written of pack street so far, so I'll need to branch out after I complete about two other greens.
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>>8700590
I've heard it said that the anons populating these threads are the normies in fandom populated by autists and weirdos. Some of the shit I've read by authors not connected to the threads had convinced me of that long before anybody gave voice to it.
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>>8700449
>>8700471
>>8700495
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>mfw more ahegao edition
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>>8700523
And cause its good bunishment, builds you up nice and strong. Thank you VRbun I really enjoy your lessons.

>>8700519
Seems like a neat fic in the making, how old is Nick though? Are you making him way way younger than Judy was in the film?

>>8700642
Stiff upper lip Smug0w0beverage, you can do it.
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>>8700526
Oooh greens!

>>8700609
>>8700609
Ever thought of longforming your greens? I was going to do that, but switched to plain prose
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>>8700533
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>>8700629
There's some degenerate shit in these threads, but it's minimal and mostly ironic shitposting. Outside though, Zootopia attracted some sick fucks over from general furry fandom.
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>>8700663
oh gosh please make it stop

i can't go on like this
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>>8700673
>longforming
Wat is dis

Am still newfag
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>>8700629
>stops
>rereads
>thinks about it

oh fuck
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>>8700663
I've been dying for this.
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>>8700601
oh hush

It feels weird shilling a fic that's been finished for so long, but here ya go.

>June Hymn
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7132508/chapters/16195550

Judy has taken the week off to burrow-sit while her folks are out of town, and Nick is over for the weekend to help out and goof off. While there, he gets a taste of a life he'd never dreamed possible for someone like him.
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>>8700683
I can't believe anon is having an aheago aheago
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>>8700590
Human in Zootopia is universally garbage. There is literally not a single exception. Hell, A World All Her Own is literally the only story I've ever seen that has humans in it that is worth the time to read. It is honest to god the only thing that keeps the entire concept from being utterly irredeemable.
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>>8700561
That's fine. Sounds like a good thing to do though, it might have to wait a few weeks. Exams are coming up and I need to get my summer job in order. Gives me time to try to have a more solid concept and draft to work off of too.

>>8700584
That's fine. The green was really cute and that's a very astute observation. It's a good mixture. I hope I make something that you and others end up liking.
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>>8700682
Namely jerboa and michael
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>>8700590
>Unfunnies

In terms of human winding up in Zootopia with God powers and fucking everyone over, or in general shitty tone?

No joke, reading Unfunnies essentially allowed me to give up on Millar as a writer given how shockingly juvenile and teen-edgelordy his stuff had become. Fast forward to hearing about how shit Kick-Ass, and especially Nemesis, were, and I'm glad that I never looked back.
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>>8700663
You offerin', mate?
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>>8700691
Imagine making a green text, but making it an arching story
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>>8700682
I'll say. I thought I was going down the rabbit hole by frequenting these threads, but goddamn, it gets so much worse. And you know, having spent so much time here, I was surprised at how many people in here are normal and have their shit together. Five years on 4chan, and this is the first time I've encountered threads good enough to get me to stick around this long.
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>>8700703
Trippy, isn't it? We're the normal ones in this equation. Not sure whether that reflects more on us or them.
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>>8700713
For me, this is the only exception:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11853651/1/A-Soldier-s-Calling

Wonderfully written fo4 x zoot fic that doesn't make me want to kill myself after the first paragraph.
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>>8700716
>In terms of human winding up in Zootopia with God powers and fucking everyone over

Kind of, human shoeing up in Zootopia and corrupting all characters around, murdering mammals, doing some disgusting depraved shit magically without any consequences

>general shitty tone

Yep, that also.
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>>8699474

>didn't name the file Vorpal Bunny.jpg
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>>8700672
>>8700519(You)
I have him at 18ish in the draft, but I'm not sure if that will stick. It helps some aspects, but it does hurt others. I think 25 might be too old for his personality and lifestyle for him to act in certain ways, maybe 22 is a good compromise between the two?

I'm not sure yet. But I've been feeling good, so putting pen to paper was pretty easy, and it's easier to get feedback and figure it out from there.
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>>8700573
I was wondering when you'd update this! Starting to think you dieded.
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>>8700741
My brain tends to want to go this way when I'm writing greens.

However, I feel like I'd end up clogging the story with fluff, or it might take infinitely longer to finish.

Maybe I'll try it sometime.
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>>8700766
Well we're definitely a bunch of weirdos and autists, so everyone else must be pretty messed up if that's the baseline.
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>>8700782
I wouldn't know, I don't really give a shit about Fallout. It could be perfectly good but it's just not something I'd be interested anyhow.
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>>8700782
>Soldier

Why is it always a soldier, a war veteran, a Navy Seal or some other sort of Spec Ops muhreen? I mean, once or twice, but every goddamn time, across many different fandoms, from many different authors, it's always the same fucking premise.
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>>8700789
>corrupting all characters around, murdering mammals, doing some disgusting depraved shit magically without any consequences

I am morbidly curious now. So he actually has God/magic powers and no one knows it?

Who has he killed and how did he get away with it?

What's the limit of the corruption of characters? Is it really like Unfunnies where he introduces the concepts of vice and murder (like the ~40th trimester "abortion" from that comic) to the world and it spreads?

...Has he raped anyone yet?
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>>8700865
>a human actuary comes to zootopia and helps one young pred to realize his dream of catching tax exceptions
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>>8700828
I don't think the anons in these threads are that bad. In fact, just going by what I've seen, most of them appear fairly normal and well adjusted. We've got shitloads of college students, good number of us have jobs, some are in the military, and we even had a few cops in here in the past. Hell, take me. I'm about as close to a normie as a long term 4chan user gets, and yet here I am. The shit that you're into doesn't have to reflect who you are as a person.
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>>8700865
Gamers tryin to be writefags...
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>>8700713
>>8700865
I give you this. I think you'll like it.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6682150/chapters/15281737
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>>8700865
I thought about this alot, I'm guessing it's to do with the cheap 'depth' it adds. As in, they think writing about a normal person would be boring since they would be useless in their new surrounding. In terms of this story, it's set up real nice, follows the player of the game in a way whilst avoiding all the cringy bs.
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>>8700910
Okay, fair enough, you got me. I forgot about that one. Having humans as cryptids is kinda like making humans the Elf equivalent in their fantasy, though. Kinda, but not totally, cheating.
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This is Hugh. Say something nice about him.
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>>8700710
There's always a chance people might want to see it! Doesn't hurt to let them know!

Good job, tuber!

>>8700714
No problem! Any time you like, I can make time for you!
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>>8699492
They're pretty happy when they're young. Babby goats are the happiest little shits I have ever seen. Born outta the womb, dancin'. Dunno what happens afterwards, though. Maybe they mellow down after growing heavier?
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hello anons

i saved up all my lewd points and did a thing
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>>8700937
That collar suits him!
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>>8700817
18-22 sounds more comfortable to me. Underage or stuff close to it kinda creeps me... especially if this is wildehopps as the foreshadowing "Judy needs a buck" thing pushes at.

I might be alone with that feeling though so take it with a massive grain of salt.
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>>8700951
This place makes me a little bit gayer every single fucking day.
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>>8700895
It's a she, turns into a tigress, starts whoring around, everybody magically fall in love with her and lust after her, so she gets exploit everybody. She joins the ZPD, tortures a suspect for info, then murders and eats him, fucks with pretty much every male character she comes across, including her biological brother that she somehow has, gets pregnant from him, keeps whoring around. [spoiler]Jack Savage is her boyfriend, whom she cucks regularly[/spoiler]
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>>8700951
oh boy, this is a pretty useful guide
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>>8700951
o-oh my
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>>8700951
NOOOO

NOT MORE AHEGAO

PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
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>>8700969
Same here. And I'm already pretty gay.
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Ahegao?
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>>8700937
He can be a real Casanova when he wants to be.

I'm sure if he put his mind to it, he could get any girl he wanted.

Except Roxy.
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>>8700951
You still need to have Femped suck Weaver's weever though.
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>>8700951
Well, if this doesn't make me gay for Moped, I dunno what will.
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>>8698860
like 4. Spent all day on classwork, still didn't get it all done, have a big test tomorrow that I need to do well on otherwise I fail the class, and yet more mountains of homework up on the horizon.

On the bright side, after tomorrow is a long weekend
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>>8700951
But who is making him make all these faces?
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>>8700969
>>8700951
>tfw everybody here is enjoying gay stuff, but my dick is having none of it

Honestly, my life would be so much more enjoyable if I was gay or bi.
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>>8701000
Mint is going to turn me into a fag, I swear to God.
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>>8700951
>>8701000
I want to sleep, but all this ahegao is keeping me awake.
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>>8700241
There are times where Kulkum's smut and/or sexual tension feels natural, and there are times where it feels really, really forced. "Red and Grey" kind of felt rushed at the second chapter, just for the sake of having Nick and Judy fuck.
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>>8700975
She fuckin' eats a suspect in police custody?!

Wha... how... WHY?!

>everybody magically fall in love with her and lust after her

So the typical Mary Sue of Mars deal, except for a real reason for it to actually happen then. Sadly, I'm familiar with the trope.


>tigress

Please tell me she isn't Fangmeyer.
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>>8700710
So how many times did you listen to the song while writing that story?
I make sure to put the whole album on repeat every time I read it
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>>8701025
You can enjoy that sort of thing no matter who you are. Take it from me. IRL I'm only interested in women. Have never and probably will never fuck a guy. But you'd never guess that based on some of the porn I watch. Learning to separate porn and reality was a lesson I'm glad I learned.
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>>8701025
I know, anon.
I feel the same when all the straight stuff starts rolling by.
But I try to enjoy it, or at least appreciate it anyway.
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Good night all you lovable anons.
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>>8701051
No, she's an OC
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>>8701031
>>8701043
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>>8701071
Small graces, I suppose.
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>>8700865
>Why is it always a soldier
>He doesn't like ruff&tuff no-bullshit McGruff in candyland stories
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>>8701001
Who needs here, racoons are scum.
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>>8700937
He had a nice big heart.
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>>8701079
I have never wanted to bite someone's ear so badly.
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>>8701079
Seen it, loved it. Didn't think I would enjoy that particular pairing, but now I want more.
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>>8701096
*her
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>>8701079
STOP MAKING ME DEVELOP NEW FETISHES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LET ME SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

STOP BEING SO SEXY

STOP BENDING MY SEXUALITY
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>>8700937
His career is really taking off.
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http://www.ranker.com/list/the-greatest-rabbit-characters-of-all-time/reference

Judy Hopp's isn't the #1 rabbit on Ranker anymore, maybe we should fix that.
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>>8701101
I've always loved being bitten, but goddamn these threads turned it up to 11.
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>>8701117
no
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>>8700931
It's /kinda/ cheating because it's not a conventional human, but it's a human none the less.
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>>8701130
YES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>8701051
>>8701084
>She fuckin' eats a suspect in police custody?!

The suspect never makes it that far. She tracks him down with her brother, tortures him and eats him.

Also, the only sane person in the story is Judy, and she gets regularly shat on by everybody for seeing the situation as it is.
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>>8701130
Ignore that other anon.
Give me fetishes that I will be ashamed of when I wake up.
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>>8700969
i was honestly about to say there's nothing inherently gay about this whole thing but then i remembered i literally drew my zootsoonoo sucking a cock
so
yeah sorry dude

>>8700988
d e s u i wasnt thinking of ahegao when making this but yeah i guess it applies huh
thpugh one or two faces are real faces ive accidentally made myself do

>>8701003
i might as well now, yeah

>>8701010
maybe a reverse double crossdressing femped x moped

>>8701017
idk someone with a giant cock i suppose

>>8701025
this place made me bi
if you havent transformed yet just stay a little longer
we're like reactor no.4 at chernobyl
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hey thread, I'm going to go to bed. Gnight! I love you all
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>>8701163
Sleep tight bunner
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>>8701025
>I used to be 100% straight
>My first waifu was Krystal
>Masturbated to her x Fox almost exclusively for 3 years
>Got more lenient
>Get other "waifus"
>All the gay porn that everyone else loves does absolutely nothing for me, feel a little saddened that I'm missing out
>Eventually see a McCloud image where he's taking in the ass that perfectly mixes gruff with effeminate
>Feel a twitch in my dick
>Tell the thread that "Aw man if I was gay this would trigger all of my fetishes haha i'm not gay though haha"
>Anon tells me to fuck off and masturbate to it
>I do
>Zootopia comes out four months later
>All this fox dick

I can only hope that this movie is for you what Star Fox Assault was for me, anon
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>>8701153
>maybe a reverse double crossdressing femped x moped
..There's a dick floating around somewhere in there.

I'd better not feel any balls on mine.
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>>8701153
>if you havent transformed yet just stay a little longer

I've been on 4chan for 10 years now, I don't think transformation is possible by this point.
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>>8701079
Do not eat bunny ears, is bad for buns.
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>>8699214
>loveing
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>>8701163
Sleep tight, bunner!
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>>8701153
>i might as well now, yeah
thaaaat's the spirit
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Final chapter is done. Holding off on posting it so I can throw out a double whammy for TT.
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>>8701148
Has Tigress Becca fucked Nick yet?
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>>8701217
FINAL CHAPTER OF PACK STREET IS COMING GUYS
WEAVER ALSO CONTRIBUTING TO TT
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>>8699928
>The usual CC's don't have these downer vibes, right?

I mean

not perpetually?
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>>8701231
OH MY GOD11111
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>>8701225
Nobody fucked Nick. In that story he is a pathetic cucked useless piece of shit.
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>>8700590
>Unfunnies
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a while.
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Mint is the only one ITT who has a chance of turning me gay.

Well, that and crossdressing Nick, but no one's here to post that, haha...
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For 332 views and 11 kudos
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>>8701122
>Asking me to thumbs down Bugs Bunny or Roger Rabbit
Never in a million years
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>>8701190
>and that's how Maxine fell hard for Percy
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>>8701244
Life going ok, Inky? Thinks looking up?
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>>8701231
Finally! Some Sci fi Pack Street!
>Nothing changes

>>8701244
Piggu! Good to see you're still alive.
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>>8701269
Oh... Jesus I can't even put that to words
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>>8701059
Oh man just so so many times during that whole period of my life.

I can never actually write and listen to music with lyrics at the same time, though. So this song here (and the whole album, really) has a really strong association with June Hymn (the fic) in my mind, at least as far as the feel I was going for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs7quFVDI50
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>>8701244
Everybody has their ups and downs. The trick is recognizing when the problem is serious, and otherwise not making mountains out of molehills.

And Ink, I find it hard to visualize you ever having doubts about your abilities. You are easily the one of the most talented and consistent CCs we have.
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>>8701269
Jeez, and I thought I got poor turnouts for my stuff.

What fic?
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Any cute Wildehopps fics? Anything newish, I've read most of the older ones.
Doesn't have to be lewd, can be. Love awkward exchanges, but I'm super not picky.
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>>8701258
Wait, in the story, Judy cheated on Nick?

Or no one ever wanted to fuck Nick and he's basically useless outside of supporting Tigress Becca?
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>>8701210
>it's perfectly alright to have a tiny cock.png
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>>8701302
In the story Nick doesn't give a fuck about Judy, he lusts after the whoring tigress OC that everybody else also lusting after.
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>>8701301
>>8700710
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>>8701269
It's POSSIBLE the author has it on fanfiction.net and was just putting it up on ao3 for maximum coverage.

Or that could literally be all the attention they've gotten for it

I've found that not even high comment counts are accurate representations of fic popularity/strength. Lots of fics with 100+ comments really just have half that, and the rest of the comments are the author replying to EVERY SINGLE COMMENT.
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>>8701244
I love me some Inky.
She's the Anon who always delivers.
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>>8700713
>Human in Zootopia is universally garbage
Someone was writing, but ditched, a cool fic where a human like creature was a campfire story like bogieman monster.
It was actually pretty sweet.
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>>8701261
This image is more comical to me than any other thing even related to Unfunnies
It's just so ridiculously overdone, it's like the "BLOOD, BLOOD!" scene from Judy''s play
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>>8701310
But those balls
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>>8701261
Oh, you made me do this.

For anyone curious about Unfunnies, here you go.

http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Mark-Millar-s-The-Unfunnies
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>>8701334
Link or it didn't happen.
Seriously though, I'd be cool with that kind of story. If it was done right. Humans are okay in ZT stories, /if they're done right./
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>>8701334
>>8700910
It was only a oneshot and man is it good!
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>>8701342
Shoot blanks.
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>>8701301
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12329732/1/Guardian-Blue-Season-1

This one is very well written, some super excellent fluffy slow burn, a bit of angst in last three chapters, but with happy end. Not finished yet, but author is pretty good at posting at least a chapter a week. Honestly, highly recommend everybody read this one.
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>>8701342
>>8701210
>>8701310
Just imagine the load of cum those balls will drop on Femped's deer face.
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>>8701316
Ah, you phrased it that he was cucked in the traditional sense in that Judy was fucking Jack Savage while she was still Nick's girlfriend.

The way you describe him is more akin to him being an asshole beta male looking to get his dick wet from the main character.
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>>8700961
Mean!

>>8701001
>Except Roxy.
WELP.

>>8701097
Potentially a fact.


>>8700937
He's not COMPLETELY retarded.

>>8701287
Things are about the same, but the attitude is at least up. The past couple days have been much better for me mood-wise.

>>8701293
I am! Sorry I wasn't around yesterday.

>>8701298
>The trick is recognizing when the problem is serious, and otherwise not making mountains out of molehills.
That's probably what I'm worst at, but that has to do partly with upbringing, partly with innate personality, and partly with un-namable reasons. This statement is entirely correct though and I can hopefully take it to heart the next time something goes wrong.

>And Ink, I find it hard to visualize you ever having doubts about your abilities.
I appreciate that anon. I genuinely do. Unfortunately that's not necessarily the case.
However I try not to let these feelings hinder my from doing what I enjoy.

>You are easily the one of the most talented and consistent CCs we have.
I'm also not sure about that, but I'm grateful for the sentiment.

>>8701326
You're based anon.
I love this general.
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>>8701025
>>8701187
not to worry anons, theres a moped for everybody!

...wow that sounds really slutty and not entirely what im going for, but fuck it
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>>8701190
But bun ears are a healthy part of a balanced pred diet. You don't want your predator UNHEALTHY, do you?
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>>8701377
Femped is a fox Anon, he only SELLs deer butts.

>>8701409
Percy does not look too happy about it.
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>>8701388
I want to cuddle you and give you rubs and scritches.
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>>8701153
>>8700951
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>>8701383
Hey, just repeating what you said, Inky.

Don't blame me for the fact that Hugh's dream girl is literally incapable of being sexually attracted to him or any other male of any other species.
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>>8701351
This set of comics is a horrific trainwreck - If the train derailed while still at the station it started at, and there were bombs littered around the area.

>>8701375
Haven't seen this one. I'll have to give it a read.
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>>8701296
Fukken
Saved
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>>8701320
The name sounds familiar, might have read it, but I'll check it out. Hell, if I forgot it's all new to me.

>>8701362
see;
>>8701363
>>8700910
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/6682150/chapters/15281737

>>8701363
>It was only a oneshot
I could have sworn the idea was supposed to be continued, I vaguely remember the thread it came from.

>>8701375
Awesome, thanks anon.
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>>8701438
Believe it or not, I've heard that Nemesis was actually worse.

http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Millar-McNiven-s-Nemesis
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>>8701438
>>8701451

Also check out author's previous stories, they provide context, but not really necessary.
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>>8701225
>>8701258
She actually did fuck Nick at the beginning, then dumped him out of nowhere for Jack. Everyone but Judy made fun of Nick for losing his girlfriend to prey. Nick is left lusting and pinning for the OC, to the point that he bought a tigress sex doll.

>>8701379
Funny enough Judy is getting really into the thought of fucking Nick, or getting attracted to predators in general though mainly Nick. She is getting frustrated with the OC being a slut, everyone being a complete fucking idiot, and Nick only having eyes for the tigress.
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>>8701436
I'm not blaming you. I'm saying he's totally gotta get over it.
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>>8701428
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/home/scanners/abcat0511007.c?id=abcat0511007

>>8701438
>horrific trainwreck - If the train derailed while still at the station it started at, and there were bombs littered around the area
See, this is why this type of humor doesn't work as a comic
It's really funny for a one-liner, but after a few pages it's gratuitous violence for violence's sake
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>>8701428
i gotta say Rose, your art inspires me to get better
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>>8701465
>they provide context
for what?
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BAKA amirite?
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>>8701474
>She is getting frustrated with the OC being a slut, everyone being a complete fucking idiot, and Nick only having eyes for the tigress.
>The author accidentally wrote someone in character
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>>8701428
hoooooly shit.
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>>8701490
I already have a scanner, it's just much faster to snap a photo.
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>>8701428
Quality.

I'm glad the ahegao thing caught on.
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>>8701334
He finishes it you fool, and it's great
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>>8700598

its not just warm, anon

its (((warm)))
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>>8701501
Fucking lel, MT.
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>>8701501
>3dpseudopeen
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>>8701483
I'm sure that Avo will complete him in many ways that Roxy wouldn't have been able to.

It's just that I'm sure he knows Roxy could have completed him in other ways that Avo just can't.

It's really sad, you know?

Which is why the only way for Hugh to be happy is if Roxy is added to the relationship.

Trashpanda has jackal. Stink twink has jackal and trashpanda. Jackal has two people dtf at the same time.

It's literally win-win-win.
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>>8701514
you referring to this?
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/6682150/chapters/15281737
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>>8701497
For the story >>8701375

There are two prequel stories by the author, they are not really necessary to read to understand the main one, but a good read nevertheless.
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>>8701523
also, I saw the new Ghost in the shell movie. So have a Major Hopps
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>>8701210
hrmm
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>>8701544
>checkd
Are they fluffy? Dark? Same general idea?
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>>8701518
Reminder that Tegaki totally ditches us to go on a pokemon-esque journey for ultimatu powah-da

>>8701501
Has anyone in these threads ever had a roomate that was just cool with them watching porn in the same room as them?
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>>8701440
<3
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>>8701540
Yeah! That's the one!

Man I loved that story.
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>>8701552
>tfw my local Target is now selling steelbook blu ray of the original anime because of the movie release

At least something good came out of this shit.
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>>8701552
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>>8701529
I don't even know the proper response to this.

Since when were Hugh and Avo dating?
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>>8701552
>>8701575
Aww; was it really all that bad?
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>>8701552
How was it? Trainwreck or surprisingly decent? Live action anime always rubs me the wrong way... so I've been avoiding it.

Also it is a very cute Robojude.
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>>8701562
Fluffy as fuck
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>>8701575
It's essentially an Ecto-Cooler situation.
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>>8700937

He's found the perfect woman for him.
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>>8701501
MT I am so glad you're back, because this shit right here is nothing I could have come up with
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>>8701594
Since wishgranter granted that wish. Obviously.

:p

>I hope you realize I'm not being serious.
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>>8701588
YEAH~ Major Hopps.
Now we need a Batou Wilde
>>8701598
IT was a poorly directed clusterfuck honestly. It wasn't as bad as Power Rangers which was terrible...but it was close.
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>>8701558
>what if i just, like, bit down on it?
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>>8700865
>A goat airman in the Zootopia Airforce trips over an extension cable and falls flat on his face, cracking his horns.
>He wakes up on Earth and hates all the disgusting humans, and decides on suicide to release him from this torment.
>He wakes up in a hospital bed with a gift-wrapped MRE and a can of soda at his bedside.
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excuse me please post all your lewdest avos
thank you
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>>8701490
Fine, you little joik.
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>>8701597
It's typical Hollywood schlock made to grab a quick buck from the fans. It's directed by the mind behind The Snow White and The Huntsman and the writer of Transformers movies.
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>>8701611
Oh fuck, who gave Avo the detonator?!

>>8701621
Damn, disappointing but not unexpected.
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>>8701599
>prepare for trouble, and make it twice the doubles
sweet, ill check out the prequels first. thanks
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>>8701622
It's like a peppermint breadstick.
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>>8701621
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>>8701619
I do anon.

I just sometimes don't have a proper or even remotely witty response to things.
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>>8701611
Tell us your opinions on pegging, Lulu
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>>8701632
thanks my famio

>>8701634
>
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>>8701505
how come you are always naked ?
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>>8701310

Tiny cocks are my fetish, anon.
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>>8701558
YES
DO IT YOU SLUT
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>>8701558
My headcanon is that the number of rings on Weaver's dick gradually increases with time/ number of partners.

It's currently at two: his left and right hoof.
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>>8699756
Yes!!!!!!
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>>8701658
Are those tits on Hugh
They look kinda flat and droop

each one of them is barely a tit d e s u
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>>8701661

i am not lulu, she went to bed
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>>8701683
When the mighty Weaver's dick is eventually felled, you will be able to tell its history by looking at its rings.
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>>8701693
She's just laying on a sapient throw pillow anon.
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>>8701724
Wake her up god damn it
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They gotta know that they're incorrect!
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>>8701647
Source?
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don't do it femped, the force of 40 years of wizardy and 10 of them spent adquiring (you)s by teasing anons released after 10 seconds of blowjob will destroy you.
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>>8701563
Source?
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>>8701740
I agree with this hippo
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>>8701751
here
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>>8701742
No clue; saved it nearly a year ago

Have another near-future Japan anime reference
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>>8701740
CUTE HYENA FRIEND
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>>8700951
Do you have an account where you save your artworks?
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>>8701671
>He doesn't like huge cocks
ew what are you, a fucking dom?

a/s/l?
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>>8701647
>>8701742
>>8701775
http://flicker-show.deviantart.com/art/Bunny-in-the-Shell-595976855
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>>8701740
BEST OCs
ALL OTHERS CAN RETIRE
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>>8701647
I STILL feel like Nick would be a better Togusa.
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>>8701791
this isn't even a huge cock
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>>8701821
He's hung like a horse, by bunny standards.
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>>8701460
I thought it would be a mess but I can't stop laughing through this.
The tone for a lot of it suggest it should be taken seriously, but I only see a could-be Batman that uses his wealth to fuck with people.
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>>8701785
i have this one, though i dont post everything (which im starting to think i should)
https://mopedzootopia.tumblr.com/
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>>8701812
I agree; Nick would probably be best as either Togusa or maybe Pazu

Characteristically speaking, Bogo would probably be a better Batou
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>>8701836
Did you get to the part about the uterus bomb and the incest baby yet?
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>>8701821
I was, uh-
I was flirting, anon
It was the smallest penis I could find in my furry porn stash

have this image instead, then
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>>8701841
You should post everything so no one would miss a thing.
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>>8701858
>uterus bomb
I need to save this for tomorrow and go to sleep, but its too good to stop.
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>>8701834
>can rabbits even compete
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Bully your buns everyday
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>>8701740
Frozen is better. It stars white people.
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>>8701428
i feel like itd be rude of me not to respond with some kind of original doodle but im not sure how far i should go

so here is my internal compromise. also your red pandy
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>>8701960
plus no one in moawannaa is fuckable. the 2 leads of frozen are. plus you get to see them as lolis
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>>8701896
>Canids have a bulge at the base that swells during orgasm and sex lasts for half an hour at least
>Lagomorphs evolved to have no refractory period and can keep going until you're satisfied or they die of heart failure
>Felines evolved to be bumpy for your pleasure
>Equine cocks evolved are huge and thick and so are their loads of cum
>Porcine dicks are fucking swirley and they can orgasm for half an hour
>Ungulates have built-in handlebars that sometimes double as erogenous zones
>Rodents can go scuba-diving
>Sloths are your plaything for as long as you want

Man, living on a world where there's only one capable sapient species to fuck is so boring.
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>>8701740
I prefer Wrangled to either of them myself.
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Hey /ZTG/
What animal in the Zootopia universe would look
cutest playing card games like MTG?
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>>8701982
>Doesn't have a problem with sexualising children
>Thinks Meowana is unattractive
See, this is where I fail to follow your logic.
maybe i'm just attracted to good writing and so the leads of floatzen just don't have what i'm looking for
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>>8701558
>suck dong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwZUYqqa-PY
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>>8702029
i mean you could present for your dog and see what happens
plus what animal wouldnt like a bj
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>>8701962
Thanks Moped! I love it, and it made me laugh
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>>8702086
I'll give you the writing bit. I just have a thing for gingers and witches. So, it was a homerun for me.
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>>8702029

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>>8701982
You make me sick to my stomach anon. I bet you think the live action Beauty and the beast is BETTER then the original also. You freak.
>>8702042
That's fine. Wrangled was at least halfway good.
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>>8702092
catfucker pls go and stay go
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>>8702206
You're putting words in my mouth. I hate all the live action Disney remakes but I also feel that the Disney Beauty in the Beast adaptation left out the fact that Belle actually has to save the Beast from an evil witch who was turned into a dragon from cucking her after she broke the spell.
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>>8702206
>live action Beauty and the beast is BETTER then the original also
I mean I'm in love with Emma Watson (looks wise, I wish her personality was a mix of Hermione and Belle), but I don't even think the live action was better. It was good, don't get me wrong, but the original was better.
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>>8702236
>I hate all the live action Disney remakes
this is dumb. no one is saying theyre better, but they are good anon
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>>8702042
Slightly out of topic, but it will be funny if their "Tangled" horror movie parody called "Strangled" starring Tattletale Strangler.
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>>8702219
i mean i didnt mention felines, but a cat is fine too
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NEW THREAD
>>8702263
>>8702263
>>8702263
>>8702263
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i need a ref of the raccoon from the comic that people have drawn on here, any good pic of her face will do
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>>8702261
You just reminded me of the one guy that used to post on /vg/ all the time about sucking his cat off
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>>8702346
its actually an ancient meme
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>>8702356
I'm aware
I meant when you talked about "what animal wouldn't want a bj"
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>>8702392
ah, well i mean its fair. i dont think id actually do it though. and ive seen screenshots of the /vg/ guy, interesting stuff
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>>8702066
Rat or mouse using giant cards.
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Night thread.

Chapter 1 of the comic is all sketched out. Gonna finish page 7 TOMORROW, and hopefully get onto the other ones.
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>>8702716
good night!
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>>8702716
sleep tight buddy
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>>8702716
Good night.

Hope you and your yeena have a good sleep!
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>>8701025
Is it weird to only be bi for furshit?
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>>8704179
nah, same here. im super bi for fur. but guys irl gross me the fuck out
plus its fun when your gf is a little fujoshi



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