/ZTG/ - Zootopia General: Collar EditionPastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2TZTG Creator List: derpy.me/ztgcclistPrevious thread: https://ztarchive.com/trash/thread/8646530/8646530.htmlCurrent TT Theme: Sci-fi (Submissions are due Apr. 13)More information on TT: derpy.me/trashthematicthursdaysTT Archive: t3event.tumblr.com
I hope the wishmaker isn't done yet
First for Wishmaker
>>8652486>>8652480Close enough
*Blocks your path*
Oh >>8652442, your thread is so much better than >>8646530!
>>8652496
>>8652442Welp, apparently ztarchive doesn't have https.Here's the link y'all should use to access the previous thread:http://ztarchive.com/trash/thread/8646530/8646530.html
>>8652496As is fox custom, I would slap his ass and compliment his smug but in a condescending ironic kinda way.
>>8652508If somone would say that to me, I would be suspicious if my GF is not cheating on me.
Since I can't do requests, have this little sketch
>>8652606Das a real cute tube
>>8652578>gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_GruNNmbKM
>>8652644>DasEin Deutscher, so a Neighbour!
>>8651036Your wish came true!
>>8652670That was an example. I don't have a GF thank you very much.
I still wish I was dead.
>>8652711But that's forbidden love!
>>8652711Very cute but the genders seem pretty ambiguous..
>>8652711I honestly did not expect you to even touch that one. Well done.
>>8652740Yeah Wolter's dick is pretty femine tbqh
>>8652760You dare question the wishgranter?!
>>8652711And now we know Remmy's size.
>>8652818Confirmed cannon where?
>>8652711Oh man, don't let Weaver see this!
>>8652732Actually, no. You wish you lived a happy and fulfilled life.I guarantee you'd have second thoughts if I were to come over and point a loaded gun to your head.
>>8652848I know right!He would probably kill Wishgranter if he finds out that he's drawing such non Weaver allowed stuff!
Bounty here-I understand muzzles in front-facing shots a little better after my practice todayNot gonna post any of it, it was all quick, shoddy doodles to help myself get a feel for various anglesSorry to Clunk, I may work harder at creating a fully-fledged Badger for you, but that day is not today. My attempt came out looking foxy rather than badgery.thanks for reading my blog
>>8652818>Wolter making out with and jerking off a dudeThat's about as canon as a catapult.
>>8652856Depends on what you loaded your gun with.;3
Repost from old thread. Giving writing a young Fangmeyer a shot>A young tigress lounged on the upper bars of the schoolyard jungle-gym, basking in the sunbeams peeking through the thick canopy, tail tip flicking as she relaxed from the tedium of the morning’s classes.>Her round ear lifted at the sound of rapidly approaching footfalls and panting through the din of young mammals playing.>She lifted her head and blinked her eyes into focus, peering at the young badger gasping for breath at the base of the structure.>”K…Katy! Ffff…phew, fight!” He raised a claw to point at the other end of the playground where a circle of children had gathered.>She was suddenly alert, gripping the bars and climbing down before racing through the schoolyard, her pink dress whipping in the wind, fists balled hard enough for her claws to dig into her paw pads1
>>8652881>”Fight fight fight!” The typical cathartic chant fell dead against the backdrop of the jungle, but loud enough to drown out the snarls and yelps of the two scrapping mammals.>Kaitlin Fangmeyer pushed her way through the mammals, towering head and shoulders over them despite being one of the youngest in her class.>Breaking through the ring, she reached down and grabbed the zebra foal and wolf pup by their collars and forced them apart, each still trying to get at the other.>”Jeremy, Kevin, stoppit!” She said in her oddly high-pitched voice, the two finally dropping their arms to their sides to glare at each other.>”Get lost, Katy Kat” the wolf snarled at her, the zebra nodding, seeming to have forgotten their fight as he crossed his arms across his torn shirt. “Yeah, this is between us!”>Her ears lowered at the name, still maintaining her grip on the boys’ shirts. “Not till you cut out the fighting. Miss Volentia said she’d suspend you if you got into another one, Jeremy.”>The zebra simply stuck out his tongue at her. “Worth it. He sayin’ that we got stripes cuz we belong in jail’s worth it! Said you did to!”>She sighed and rolled her eyes, looking back at the wolf pup. “Seriously?”2
>>8652873>Hey everyone! I drew a thing and I'm not posting it!Nope, doesn't sound like an attention whore to me.Just your regular old run-of-the-mill CC, amirite?
>>8652896>The pup just glared at her, the ring of children starting to dissipate, a few noticing the teachers running towards them from the school building.>”That’s a really dumb thing to say. Don’t be a dick, Kevin.”>”Don’t be a dyke, Katy Kat!” He responded, sneering at the tigress. She sighed, opening her mouth to respond before a shrill voice screeched out “You three! Principal’s office! Now!”>She finally released them and started to trudge towards the doe pointing a furious hoof at the school building, dimly aware of her forgotten lunch back at the jungle-gym.>The wolf’s slur was nothing that she wasn’t used to, and even though she doubted that the two would have things forgiven soon, she let her shoulders relax that they hadn’t truly hurt each other3
>>8652896>Kaitlin shuffled along the sidewalk back home between her friends, sighing as she examined the rip in her pretty dress she hadn’t noticed until the two boys were getting grilled by the principal. She made a note to examine her sunning platform tomorrow.>”Fang, you shouldn’t keep getting between shit like that. You know those dumbass teachers just lump you all together.” The rhino rasped beside her, his backpack straining to stay on his stout frame.>She never really cared for the nickname Fang, but the way they were the only teeth that showed under her calming, permanent grin made sure that it stuck, even back when they were in elementary school.>”Pfft, you know you can’t stop her. It’s that ‘nurturing instinct.’ Shit’s biology.” The mink squeaked from her other side, jogging to keep up to their long steps. “And speaking of stopping, you guys either gotta slow down or let me up, Pete. You know I got short legs!”>”Right. The legs are the problem.” The rhino stage whispered to her. She let out a snicker and stopped, picking the mink up, tiny bag and all, and plopped him on her shoulder. “There. Better?”>He sniffed and crossed his arms, looking away. “Wish you wouldn’t pick me up like that, Fang. I can climb just fine.”>”And I can lift just fine. So we both win.” She said, rounding the corner to their neighbourhood of identical houses build into the giant mangrove. 4
>>8652916>I want garbage 5 minute doodles because that's the content this general deservesI was mainly posting so Clunk would know that I wasn't going to be giving him his request.
>>8652918>Kaitlin shuffled along the sidewalk back home between her friends, sighing as she examined the rip in her pretty dress she hadn’t noticed until the two boys were getting grilled by the principal. She made a note to examine her sunning platform tomorrow.>”Fang, you shouldn’t keep getting between shit like that. You know those dumbass teachers just lump you all together.” The rhino rasped beside her, his backpack straining to stay on his stout frame.>She never really cared for the nickname Fang, but the way they were the only teeth that showed under her calming, permanent grin made sure that it stuck, even back when they were in elementary school.>”Pfft, you know you can’t stop her. It’s that ‘nurturing instinct.’ Shit’s biology.” The mink squeaked from her other side, jogging to keep up to their long steps. “And speaking of stopping, you guys either gotta slow down or let me up, Pete. You know I got short legs!”>”Right. The legs are the problem.” The rhino stage whispered to her. She let out a snicker and stopped, picking the mink up, tiny bag and all, and plopped him on her shoulder. “There. Better?”>He sniffed and crossed his arms, looking away. “Wish you wouldn’t pick me up like that, Fang. I can climb just fine.”>”And I can lift just fine. So we both win.” She said, rounding the corner to their neighbourhood of identical houses build into the giant mangrove. 4
>>8652929>The sun had set over Zootopia, not that anyone in the Rainforest District could ever tell it had been twilight only an hour ago. Kaitlin was spending time with her father and older brothers in the garage gym the old tiger had built up.>She found that lifting things and the macho “bro” atmosphere was something that relaxed her, even though her mother passively protested it from her spot in the kitchen.>It was something she could bond over with her family, and looked forward to those silly times at the end of their workouts where they’d strike silly poses together in the mirror, flexing and growling.>”Nice one, Katy.” Her eldest brother said with a nod as she stood up from their bench, shaking out her arms and grinning. She nudged him in the side as their father changed the weight, grin getting wider. “Better pick up the pace, Stripes. Gonna beat you one day.”5
>>8652931We get garbage 5 minute doodles here all the time and literally no-one's complaining about it.Just look at A_Sig or P&P's work for example.
>>8652956Continuing the young Fangmeyer greetext>Halfway through her homework, Kaitlin sighed and leaned back in her chair, looking out of her bedroom window at the terraced apartments spiralling up the massive trees.>Her arms and chest had a pleasant ache from the workout with her family, and considered it worth the disapproving tsk from her mother when she came back into their home sweaty and exhausted.>She rested her elbows on the windowsill, thinking about how she had taken on the role of peacemaker in her school.>She felt a strange responsibility to them, making sure that they didn’t hurt each other despite her personal feelings towards them. She casts her gaze towards the requirements of application page to the ZPD on her laptop.>Kaitlin Fangmeyer still didn’t know how she’d tell her firefighter father and brothers that she wanted to be a cop.6Honestly not sure where to go from here
>>8652932>Halfway through her homework, Kaitlin sighed and leaned back in her chair, looking out of her bedroom window at the terraced apartments spiralling up the massive trees.>Her arms and chest had a pleasant ache from the workout with her family, and considered it worth the disapproving tsk from her mother when she came back into their home sweaty and exhausted.>She rested her elbows on the windowsill, thinking about how she had taken on the role of peacemaker in her school.>She felt a strange responsibility to them, making sure that they didn’t hurt each other despite her personal feelings towards them. She casts her gaze towards the requirements of application page to the ZPD on her laptop.>Kaitlin Fangmeyer still didn’t know how she’d tell her firefighter father and brothers that she wanted to be a cop.6And, that's all I've got. Not sure where to go from here, sorry that it's kinda all over the damned place.
>>8652960Speaking of 5 minute doodles, any requests to warm up
>>8653006sluts.
>>8652873POST THE FOXY BADGER
>>8653006Gideon dressed as Luigi
>>8653006GreySkies, Gideon and Skye.
>>8653006Travis chilling with Duke
>>8653006Something with Jack and Nick
>>8653006Finnick, but happy
>>8652496*kills u*
>>8653006Abloo cuckfic garbage but it's Jack Savage looking sad while Skye and Nick are laughing.
I want to facefuck Mrs. Wild until she's a slobbering mess while Nick and Judy watch horrified, but still getting ideas.
>>8653006Judy as a sneaky rogue with a short bow?
>>8652881I read 'Katy' as 'Caty' and confused her for the polecat.
>>8653006Jack and Nick enjoying a kiss more than they thought they would.
>>8653149Heh, I didn't make that connection. I just wanted her to have a name that I could use as "Katy Kat." Katherine would have worked just as well.
you just KNOW
>>8653006Remmy in a threesome with a gay pred couple
>>8653189No I don't.
>>8653189Why isn't this comic in english yet?
>>8653189>"50 bucks gets you oral, 60 gets you anal. 100 for both ways.">"How much for the daddy experience?"
>>8653189I want this comic out and in a language I can understand already! Finnick needs all the love he can get...
>>8651071Your wish came true!The end of wishing has arrived... but it will not stay!Keep a hope in your heart!
>>8653266Damn. Al sure loves venison.
needs more snow leopard news anchor
I wish for remmy to be in a threesome with dewey and don or cliff and neil
time for this anon to sleep.Later everyone!
>>8653266>Licking her
>>8653266>tfw you didn't do mine ;_;Still, love the requests you did take
>>8653006Judy in the gym
>>8653306>>8653266I didnt read that part. Damnit.
>>8653307Sleep tight, bunner!
>>8652960do you feel better about yourself after shitting on people who are learning to draw?
>>8653217dude you just KNOW>>8653219Because it's long and I doubt anyone wants to translate it since we might get an english translation by the proper means. If you're feeling patient you can try to convince translation anon to tackle it, but it's kinda inhumane considering how long it is. Yeah yeah i'm fine as long as digestible format™ and whatnot but still is a long comic for a single person.
>>8653219Depending on the length, you could post it here and I could try translating it
>>8653266That's a really good pupper, knows just how to mold his doe into a sopping wet mess.
>>8653366Do we even have raws yet?
>>8653393Never seen them, just got these from these threads. I thought Bread/Otter had them?
>>8653006Gideon getting cucked by Nick and Judy.
>>8653460I remember someone dropping the whole thing in the threads but it had no narration on it, was just the pics. Wish I had picked them up then...
>>8653006This >>8652508 but with Gideon instead of Nick.
>>8653492Yeah I have those.
>>8653460Nick misses his Fin :(
>>8653036This is cuter than I thought it would be
>>8653511Well, stealing them from you now then!
>>8652711I'll be honest, it looks like futa Annie
>>8653526Don't you dare save my images.
>>8653143I did that a while back
>>8653523On the one hand, more Skye.On the other, happy Gideon.I'm torn.
>>8653548Oh, is it cool if I just borrow them?>>8653558Buns with bows really does things to me, tiny pew pews.
>>8653006Translation bear bringing fox wife a coffee at her newspaper job?
Do we have any other characters struggling with mental issues apart from Ozzy?
>>8653511Nick...looks good in that coat, even with that Hawaiian shirt. Huh. Also, interesting how the back of the boat just has a cut in the back, instead of a hole. Guess it would be a pain to have to take your tail out through another hole other than your pants.
>>8653584delete them in 24hours.
>>8653605me
>>8653608Man not even 48? Oh well, beggars can't be choosers I guess.
>>8653608>Both cars are too small for that mouse
>>8653622OC name/pic?
>>8653608>>8653605Reynard suicidal hotline guy.
>>8653608Really curious as to what happened, are they rivals here? Do they team up after or were they already teamed up but broke apart over something.
>>8653637
>>8653652probably classical hustle - selling same car for vastly different prices.the target, who had never planned to buy a car in the first place, thinks they made a good deal and "saved" a lot of money.
>>8653635literally me anon
>>8653689Damn those cute shifty foxes!
>>8653637Now that I think about it, I think I translated two pages of this before. If I recall correctly, the text-per-page was relatively small, simple, and easy to read. If you have some full pages, you could post a few and I could do a trial-run translation to see how daunting a task it would be
>>8652711that's pretty hot.
>>8653652Those are not in order, by the way.>>8653664
>>8653664Nick, you DICK! That poor little mouse saved up for YEARS to buy a new car, and now you're going to scam him outta his zootopian dollars? Judy would be ASHAMED of you!
>>8653266sometimes i feel like i've written too much al/v and shouldnt write any more
>>8653637>suicidal suicide hotline operator
>>8653737Oh I know, just damned curious!
>>8653737>>8653714Wasn't there full text parts? I don't have any though.
>>8653764Wait -- that's not Finnick driving that van!
>>8653764I have no idea; the pages I translated were similar to >>8653637 >>8653189 in the sense that it was relatively sparse text overlaying a single large image, similar to a children's book
>>8653605Shorty Squad. All of it.
>>8653652Based on this last image >>8653511 I imaging they're atoning for their past scam. They'd steal cars for rodents by just picking them up. Mr Big caught wind of it, and after roughing them up a bit, got them to return the cars.
>>8653605Fournier actually attempted suicide once.
>>8653605charlie is autistic
>>8653938Huh, I was thinking it was more of a mouse racing scam and they were competing using completely different cars. Hence the newspaper >>8653737
>>8653959man, I love this comic, thank you for reminding this exists
>>8653980CONFURMED
>>8653980Waitaminute...You're not Weaver!
>>8653980takes one to know one
>>8654022prove it
>>8654209Draw something only Weaver would care to draw!
>>8653802Yeah he's reading the newspaper pretending to be a upstanding member of society before attacking.>>8653821I need to check the archive then, never seen any of them translated.
>>8654209I'll ask you questions only Weaver would know!What's your favorite password to your tumblr?
>>8654227>And it was that moment when Finnick decided giving up his anal virginity wasn't such a bad deal.
>>8654225You know that means now he has an excuse not to draw Boxdog, right
>>8654285Finnick already lost his anal virginity three times. >>8654227
>>8654327They pay extra for the virgin experience.
>>8654285>Finnick>virginityHow do you think they got the got the money in the first place?
>>8654327
>>8654327Fuck you Simba, you don't get water if you're so dumb you can't see a fucking fox under there.
>>8654225how about the next page of tiger oil?
>>8654453Pssh! Don't be silly, anon.Weaver already abandoned that project days ago!That's like... years in 4chan time!
>>8654453>Weaver>updating a comicThis is how we know you're full of shit.
>>8654453I wish you were the real one.I'd say yes.
>>8654453Now now everyone don't jump to conclusions. Let's have trust this is the genuine weaver. And welcome our autistic fox overlords.
If Charlie has autism, it manifests itself in a conveniently pleasant way. We've yet to see her do anything that suggests anything beyond a bit of an antisocial personality.I'm not an expert on autism or anything, but I don't like when any nonstandard behavior makes someone autistic.For an admittedly unfair comparison, here is someone with a more prominent case of autism.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdBEcjRKLXc
>>8654498>>8654551well i guess you must not really want it then
>>8654453But we all know he'd draw that sooner or later.To prove you're weaver you must draw the next page of Aganomad.Please god draw more aganomad I'm getting desperate and losing hope at the same time.
>>8654681I freaking WANTS ITWEAVER WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME
>>8654681See?You didn't even draw anything!You're just a phony loser anon!
>>8654666And this is why I don't fuck around with mentally ill characters- shits hard to write if you're not very intimately familiar with the condition.I could absolutely write a depressed character, a character with addiction problems, but autism? Or, say, schizophrenia? No way.
>>8654681Now now, they are just being parinoid and delusional . We all want more tiger oil. Drown us in it!
>>8654681>>8654713Seriously I have the feeling Weaver is fighting with himselfIf that is not the case, I would like to see the next page.
>>8654764Hush now, anon.I'm fighting against a case of identity theft here!
A couple of threads ago, someone wrote a greentext about a male red panda falling in love for this female skunk.After hot BDSM sex she said pic related.While it was just a "walk the dinosaur" green at the end, I found the scene very... interesting. I inspired me this little piece
Something wicked this way comes
I watched a bunch of expanse and now my TT setting feels way more dirty and desperate than I had intended.
>>8654713AM NOT
>>8654453>More weaver comic about weaver charactersTake it to /wvr/
>>8654811You know, I now wonder if she runs out of the house, and he's still bandaged on the bed......well how is he going to be freed?
>>8654879Silence anon!Now accept your bullying like a good bun!
>>8654792I still believe you are one and the same person.Maybe you are Weaver, or you are not. I can't figure it out . Perhabs we should lock up both to be sure?
I missed TG request and wishmaker wishes because I was fucking sleeping.brb gonna kms
>>8654869It'll be fine.
>>8654933it's the only right choice, morally you know?
>tfw your tt is turning out to be way too ambitious
>>8654899>"Male red panda....with female skunk">skunk tied to bed>'how will he get free'
>>8654981If its ambitious, then you're on the right track, at least.
>>8653605Nick, based off that one story
>>8654981You know that you're doing good when your ambitions outweigh your abilities.
Good night ztg I'm off to bed>>8654998I'm tired okay, don't tell me you never made mistakes when you where tired.
>>8655064Goodnight!
>>8654666As an autistic person I can say Charlie doesn't share a lot of traits with any other autistic person I've ever met.
>>8655064Sleep well, anon.
>>8655064Sleep tight tuber!
>>8654981>cut it into parts, >post however many you finish on the day, >finish the rest afterwards.TTs are meant to start ideas. If that idea blows-up into something bigger than what you intended, there's no reason to stop doing. Especially if you're enjoying yourself.I'm still working on something I started last TT, and I'm gonna be so fucking proud of myself once I complete it.
>>8654981>"too"yesterday's "overly ambitious project" is tomorrow's rough sketch.
>>8655302and on that day, Judy Hopps discovered the wonderful world of shipping...
>>8655345oh my god yes
>>8655345
>>8655370>>8655367
>>8654681Oh for fuck sake... MOM! SOMEONE ON 4CHAN BAITING US AGAIN!"Is it that weaver fellow again?"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW BUT IT'S WORKING!
>>8655381>>8655345>[Deleted]you tease
>>8655367dont get too excited yet, we've already had one fake this thread.
>>8654981Welcome to the club
>>8654981
>>8655381http://imgur.com/a/rfbla
Do not cross
>>8655439it's haBbening!!!
>We may be getting another page of Tiger Oil>We may be getting more of Reply's comicWhat the fuck do I do?WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO?!?!
>>8655439
>>8655454tiger oil one was a ruse
>>8655439Someone hold meI'm scared
>>8655508
>>8655439finally
>>8655542TELL HER NICK. FUCK HER UP
>>8655542hoo boy
>>8655542yesYES
>>8655542noNO
>>8655542>click
>>8655542Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit, Son!!
>>8655542maybeMAYBE
>>8655542>panel 3>another *click* next to his neckso is it collars or what?
Who I am isn't important for now, but I wrote some short one-shots last summer. Most of the feedback was positive, but I was underwhelmed by the number of people who reviewed or even read. I have discovered that "fame" as a writer in this fandom usually requires having first published in March or April 2016, when the movie was still in theaters. I was too late.But many people still like art, though. Especially comics. I've not been involved with a fandom with quite so many before. Some of my one-shots I know would make good short comics—they'd probably better as comics than written works.But I generally suck at drawing. My sucking is two parts trying to draw an object in full in one shot instead of doing it step by step with basic shapes and sketching, one part lacking natural talent, and one part pure lack of experience.But here I go, about to spend $72 on my first graphics tablet to take a shot at not sucking.Damn you, Gazelle, telling us to "try everything." Don't you realize that some fool might actually listen?
>>8655542
>>8655542heHE
>>8655439Told you they'd like it.
>>8655302Behind that smug face, that bun is planning at least 8 different ways to teach that otter hussy that the fox is HERS.
Henrietta got a new shirt.>"I think it's a band for mice.">"They kept following me asking me to vore them.">"What is that like a band song of theirs?"
>>8655592Damn. With a mouth like that you can gargle a shitload of cock.
>>8655642hoh FUCK
>>8655642>ZAP
>>8655642
>>8655642OH FUCK
>>8655671So when is yeena gonna meet up with stink twink and they compare their bands?
>>8655642well i guess we asked for this
>>8655642this is too much for me
>>8655542>click>>8655642>CLICKHere comes the boom, I'm guessing.
>>8655642Nick, no!! Why are you hurting poor Judy?!
>>8655642>>8655713Oh, I most certainly asked for this.
>>8655720>clickGreen to yellow: predator is in an aggregated state, please exercise caution>CLICKyellow to red: predator is aggressive, electric shock is about to commence.
>>8655755How the fuck hasn't it shocked him yet?
>>8655755Oh no.
>>8655755GET ON WITH IT
>>8655755
dont worry guys the clicks are actually just everyone in the thread hitting the update button as fast as possible
Happening!
>>8655755No please stop
>>8655782Maybe it's not a shock collar. Or maybe it lets them get angry, but if they start to act on that anger...
>>8655782Could we have we been wrong this whole time?
>>8655638As a fellow writefag I know your pain. We will never be relevant
>>8655792
>>8655851Well THIS is getting interest!
>>8655851choking collars maybe?
>>8655851Oh, so it tightens up with rising heart rate, neat twist and it seems somewhat feasible
>>8655851Oh god, it's a choking collar?
>>8655830>It's actually a medical brace making noise because he was assaulted in the street>That's why he's hiding at home these days
think it may be the result of an injury, and not a shock collar
>>8655851Oh shit -- I have dinner reservations in 15 minutes and this is getting good. Damnit!!
>>8655851So now its choking him? I like where this is going
>>8655851Oh...I didn't expect they used THOSE kinds of collars
>>8655851>collars don't zap>they slowly fasten, restricting the flow of oxygen to incapacitate predatorsholy shit okapi what is wrong with you
>>8655851>the collar isn't shocking him, it's tightening around his air pipe and strangling him to reduce aggression.
>>8654327>Simba getting water cuckedNice.
To be fair, though... this is actually the best way a collar would work. No chance of accidental electrocution, no chance of mammals dying due to mixed up collars... Just a simple mechanism that relaxes once the mammal passes out.Frightening in its simplicity, really.
>>8655755Oh let me guess, hes wearing a shock collar under that turtle neck
>>8655851
>>8655671Even though theres a HAPPENING going on that's a funny shirt
>>8655851I >need< to know what happens next..!
>>8655982>Are you turningWhat the fuck Judy
>>8655982this comic is a real fuckin rollercoaster
>>8656003Have you the IQ of an ear of corn? It's obvious whats going to happen
>>8656008Judy, dumb bunny>confirmed
>>8655982>are you turningholy shit that is the worst thing she could have possibly said
>>8655982https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3q3JkNUPmII don't want to feel no moreIt's easier to keep fallin
>>8656022F O X SPRAYOX
>>8655982>"Judy, help">pulls out maceshit.
>>8655982Wow judy.
>>8655982"are you turning"please tell me Nick gets up and mauls Judy for saying that. Please.
>>8656022>>8656046McHorn's triumphant return
>>8655953that fucking pred could kill her in seconds, it's inefficient in cases of attacks face to face.
>>8655982>Nick choking on the floor>"Are you turning?">Points the fox spray at himJudy you shit
>>8655982chances of a comfy ending have hit critically low levels
>mfw
>>8655982
This is not ok
>>8656093JUDY FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>8656080>It's just a REALLY kinky predplay scenario
>>8656093you better not TBC us
>>8656093
>in before april fools
>>8656093>oh hey, we've got a TT theme>"can I stay at your place" kind of stuff>it's gonna be comfy hehe
>>8656131Dont jinx it
>>8656093It's a hustle right? He just wanted to see if she would pull out the fox repellent?
>>8656093INCOMING TBC INCOMING TBCINCOMING TBC INCOMING TBC INCOMING TBC
>>8656068Or for preds who are the more "cold fury" type who can keep their heart rate in check, which would prevent either collar from going off.
>>8656093T-->>8656165>>8656131>>8656154T-TBC!
Reminder that any form of species wide collar system is stupid, and poorly thought out as they can easily be sabotaged, and there are too many of them for the police to enforce every single broken collar.
>"are you turning?">points spray
>>8656187
>>8656187OH I FUCKING KNEW IT
>>8656187 >>8656131Motherfucker!
>>8656187REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>8656187>T-TBC!
Well...Um.I tried to Traditional.I'll do a real birthday draw later, A_Sig.
>>8656187FACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>8656187>TBCYOU FUCKINGEVIL MASTERMIND
>>8656193Reminder that as long as it makes prey feel safer, an impractical program is still a success.
>She was surprised about the collarWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHAT
>>8656187I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS, REPLYANONI FUCKING DIDN'TNICK'S IS OK AND JUDY WILL TAKE CARE OF HIM, AND THEY WILL A LONG AND HAPPY LIFE
>>8656193Like >>8656183 said, all it takes is a cold, empathy-lacking sociopath to beat the system. Flawed doesn't even begin to describe it.
>>8656229IN HELL.
>>8656187>*RRRRIIIP* as Nick Wilde tears his turtle neck sweater off, and goes apeshit on Judy Hopps
>>8656187this isn't ok reply, april fools day was 9 days ago
>>8656187This is the future we chose.
>>8656187>TBCI guess it's Okapi seasonTime to hunt>>8656220T-thanks!
>>8656187I can't believe you cucked us again.
>>8656220aw, what a cutie
>>8655592>>8656187i changed my mindno NO
>>8656187they're ok guysi swear
if shock collars work based on heartrate, then would preds get shocked whenever they have sex?and if that's the case, would all preds develop an electric shock fetish?
>>8656187Nice job so far, although the emotional impact is muted because we still have little context to understand why they're angry at each other. All I got is he thinks she's lying and something different from the movie happened. I can read the comic for the pathos, or I can puzzle out the context, but not both.
>>8656220The mongoose.Is. Mine.
>>8656187I have so many questionsFirst of which is WHEN WILL WE GET MORE
>>8656354AND THIS TRIAGONAL SIGN
>>8656341They're angry at each other because of the press conference. Judy never went home so never learned about Nighthowlers, and here they are.I thought that was obvious.
>>8656354Not him but can I rent some mongoose time?
>>8656354Hamilton, go home
>>8656187reply, you're an absolute bastard, but, you're a very talented bastard.i'm liking this comic a lot so far, i like that we don't know exactly whats going on but we keep getting little hints at the context, it adds a lot of intrigue for me and makes me want to keep reading
So, how's everyone all holding up then after all that jank? You alright?
>>8656384Only half way through this entry. Is she still with the ZPD undercover? Or was she booted out and trying to get back in? But now see we're back at trying to logic out the story, not feel it.
>>8656354*blocks your path*
>>8656384I got the impression that Judy lost her job since CollarNick never stood up for her, Nick on the other hand got the whole "You think I'd take the word of a fox" thing from Bogo and took it badly.
>>8656432Move.
>>8656432o-ohoh my
>>8656424I still have no ambitions, or anything to look forward to in life.Pretty a'ight.
>>8652442>collar editiontangironic
>>8656340The creators said they get taken off for that and childbirth
>>8656458Fight for that sweet moongose heart, Famished
>>8656521Ok, but who takes them off? I was under the impression that they couldn't remove them at all.
>>8656384They mention her feeling bad about what happened in Rainforest District. At first I thought, maybe Nick got shot instead of Manchas, tho that doesn't explain how he's normal now if they never found a cure. Then >>8655755 made it a bit confusing.
>>8656555The movie animatics showed doctors can take them off (of course under armed supervision)
>>8656555Theres a partially rendered scene where Nick is at the vet, and they use a gizmo to deactivate it
>>8656340That's essentially one of the many fucking subplots that Zistopia tried to bring up, that pred birth rates kept decreasing due to the collars.If the shocks from the act of coitus didn't put them off from breeding, then the stress of childbirth would cause the collars to activate and essentially kill the offspring in the womb.A later chapter showed Judy going to a special hospital where pregnant preds had to essentially be quarantined behind massive security measures just so they could take the collars off to give birth, with the implication that even this process was incredibly expensive and that most pred families couldn't afford it.Honey, as a character, went into her crazy mindset after her kids were shocked to death while she was giving birth to them.
>>8656424So many questions.captcha RYDE MEADS
>>8656384>>8656563SOMETHING must have happened at the Rainforest District.Also what was the Leak?
>>8656448>Maybe just some more minutes of fame again as you unmasked an "evil savage predator?">Maybe you needed a new "leak" to remind Zootopia of their "hero," meter maid?>...Y-You know b-back then I really believed you trusted me--Nah, the press conference happened and Nick's extremely bitter about it. Judy must have left the force as usual but decided not to go back home.
>>8656577>>8656580That's during medical procedures, what about sex?
>>8656589...Bunanon?
>>8656607I don't buy it. Why say Rainforest District and not Press Conference?
>>8656623I don't know. I already said its a dumb idea every time.
>>8656623I guess the implication is that predator reproduction is regulated.
>>8656623They're forced to either try and get and maintain an erection without raising their heart rate, or resort to illegal underground breeding rooms with bootlegged or "lost" keys.
>>8656623i would say that the creators probably didnt tackle that specific issue since its not relevant for a kids movie, so we can assume they just go to a hospital and say something like "hey doc we wanna fuck so hows about you get these collars off huh?"
>>8656589>IRL inkyfrog character
>>8655017>>8655041>>8655293>>8655406Thanks for the encouragement, guys. Let's see if I can even remotely finish this.>>8655323Already on it.>>8655438Yeah that's me right now.
>>8656592I got confused about apaprently there was a failure of Judy's which Nick thought she thought was a success?And then she talks about him pretending to trust her he and he does the same, is it referring to this current debacle or part of the mystery plot? It seems to be the former, but we can't be sure.
>>8656512Well i kinda ment more if people are alright after that bombshell of a comic from Reply. But aight.>>8656589They'll all be anwsered soon™ , i'm sure.
>>8656695Its TBC so there must be more coming to explain.
>>8656563>>8656592I think it was literally what we saw in the movie.Nick saw Judy being railroaded by Bogo and stood up for her.Then he opened his heart to her and told her about the Scouts.Then after the Press Conference, Nick felt like he'd been stabbed in the heart.
>>8656715When are you going to drop your bombshell of 25 episodes of your Ted adventures? We all know that's what you've been working on. We all know its coming.
>>8656651>>8656588
>>8656753That doesnt explain what the Leak is and thats why I think its not as clear as youre making it out.
>>8656687So this means[spoiler]Nick and Gideon die at the end, Bellweather saves the world along with Bogo, and Manchas fucks Clawhauser,[/spoiler]
>>8656719>>8656753>I think it was literally what we saw in the movie.>>Nick saw Judy being railroaded by Bogo and stood up for her.>>Then he opened his heart to her and told her about the Scouts.Then what was Judy to "feel bad about"?
>>8656760... soon™ ?
>>8656687>FireflyAww yiss.Looks like its coming along nicely, buddy!
>>8656801Wasn't talking about the Leak, just what happened in the Rainforest District.>>8656832That Nick felt she effectively used him to help create a narrative that all preds were ticking timebombs, even after explained how that kind of thinking fucked him up as a kid?
>>8656832Specifically, "feel bad about" what happened in Rainforest District.
This is going to sound silly butI'm trapped in bed with my gf. I just wanna shit post in private with /ztg/.She's asleep What do
>>8656695Okay so logically, if the predators are wearing choke collars then the Manchas chase would only be half as long before he passed out. Nick and Judy don't wind up tied up and Manchas isn't taken away by the wolves while their backs are turned. Bogo is still furious, Judy loses her job and Nick & Judy are ordered to keep silent about the whole savage thing but then Judy leaks the story to the press.
>>8656866See>>8656868He opened up before she crafted the narrative. Whatever it was she had to feel bad about, happene in Rainforest.
>>8656890shitpost anyway
>>8656890Is she 300 lbs? how are you trapped? Just snuggle and go to sleep.
>>8656890Shitpost. But do it quietly.
>>8656793Heyyy I didn't read that
>>8656924I imagine it's not dissimilar to how you can be trapped under a housecat.
>>8656893I always assumed the collars were implemented later, because whatever changed in this timeline kept them from uncovering Bellwether.
None of this explains Judy lying. Why did she lie about all those things?
>>8656903>>8656926Will do capn>>8656924See >>8656941
>Rainforest district>"Badge!"
>>8656960she just wanted to be with NickAlso what happened to FinnickDid he go savage or get mauled
>>8656946That's just it though, we don't know enough about this particular AU to reach any sort of conclusion. We're all just making assumptions.
>>8656968Reminder that outside of cop stuff where Judy can try to intimidate people with her badge as an officer of the law, she is a scared little bunny.
>>8656978But apparently the trains or buses not running and her working as a barista were not true?
>>8652522no
>>8656968>ray of light shining on Nick as if he's God's gift to mammalsK I N OI NO
WEJUSTDONTKNOW
>Nick on the ground, cant do anything because no air>Judy is a small bunny, no real claws, no knife>RIIIIIPIt's Nick's neckthe collar compressed so much it ripped his neck apart
>>8657005She's probably fired and homeless, and trying to weasel her way into Nick's hustles as a monetary source because she has nothing else. Bunnyburrow probably burned down too, just because it's that kind of nice story.
>>8657069Anon r u rusing me agin?
>>8657031Hence my original point. It's hard to feel much when I'm too busy trying to play detective.
>>8657078ur crusin' for a rusin' pal.
>RRIIIIIIIIIPPAND TEARYOU ARE A BUNTHAT MEANS YOU HAVE BUN GUTSRIP AND TEAR
"Back then I really believed you trusted me."To my read, this is the emotional core of Nick's argument - much like the one he made during the press conference in the film.And I think it could have been just as heavy without the whole collar time bomb tweest.I'm just not feeling it. Maybe when the whole thing is out and I can get all the context at once.
>>8654453...no, but is charlie actually autistic, or-
>>8657304This bit also doens't make sense>You hate me because Im a lesbian, but you're a lesbian too you hypocrite!
>>8656837What are there pictures they're holding?
Well, time to go. Reply comic was a blast.Also daily reminder that it is not ok to lewd the mongoose, no matter the amount of birthday drawings. Especially if you already possess a stock of raccoon ass to consume.Lewding bunnies and badgers is a-ok, though.Goodnight /ztg/!
>>8657376That's an entirely different can of SJW-scented worms. My point was there's a reason Pixar shot prototopia's collars down so hard. It's really, really difficult to make them anything deeper than neck-mounted abloo-tron 9000s.
>>8657449Also, since you like teasers
>>8657449Sleep tight tuber!
>>8657449>Especially if you already possess a stock of raccoon ass to consume.bahahaha sleep well a_sig
>>8657375of course she is
>>8657486okay cool.so how about that tiger oil then?
>>8657482Fingers crossed for giant robots! There is a rumor going around that buns dig giant robuns.
>>8657449Now now, don't be so prudish.Tubes were made for lewding.>>8656458You make a compelling point, so I'll just grab this and get out of your way.
>>8657486I don't know if you're being genuine or ironic. The 4chan curse......So, how about that tiger oil?
>>8657482heck yesim excited
>>8657449Goodnight! I'll make you a birthday draw after TT.
>>8657620Then you'll like what I have for Thursday anon!>>8657482As the car fag, I am ashamed I didn't think of this.
>>8657668Sir, please put down the tuber and step away. I won't ask again.
>>8657668I love sleezeyeen!
>>8657697Woo! Looking forward to it.
>>8657482IDIGGIANTROBOTSYOUDIGGIANTROBOTSCHICKSDIGGIANTROBOTS
>>8657668>>8657699>shoves mongoose into sword>"Now both of us will still be virgins!"
>>8657482>Please be Gideon and Travis with Judy
>>8654666I can't really say much about Charlie's personality, since I haven't found the time to read PS (need to damn it, maybe this week or weekend), I will say that I was diagnosed with high functioning autism at a young age where it was much more noticeable but, as I got into my late teen and young adult years, it took someone with intimate knowledge with it (her husband also having the condition) to realize I had autism. Otherwise, most people were surprised whenever it came up in conversation. The thing that came make autism difficult to recognize is that it shares traits with a lot of other conditions like ADD and obsessiveness. Antisocial personalities seems to be a more prominent symptom, though more due to being slower at picking up social ques. Some will try to copy and force body language without actually understanding it and when to use it. I will admit that, about four years ago, it was difficult to communicate with people at times. Then I worked as an intern for a government office for a year and a half, greeted and helped people every single day, and it helped with a lot of the issues that plagued me. Able to look people in the eye now, can focus my attention, etc etc.
>>8652881>>8652896>>8652918>>8652929>>8652932>>8652956>>8652969i cap :v
>>8657482Giant robot AU time?
>>8657847Aww, I got capped! That one was a lot of fun, I'll definitely be doing more of these.
>>8657513>>8657669can you anons keep a secret?
>>8657375no, even if that is the weavlord we all know he's a damn dirty meme-enabler
>>8657797My buddy is super slow to pick up on joke's and doesn't like to make any himself, but he'll spout memes and other references all day long. Is he autistic or just boring
>>8657907I'm actually pretty good at keeping secrets! If I don't talk to anyone, I don't have to tell anyone anything!
>>8657907maybe?
>>8657907That the joke ending was actually the real ending all along?I figured that out a while ago.
>>8657907not in the slightest
>>8657907no
>>8657907sure.pm me on discord:^)
>>8657907I'm deeply trustworthy with secrets! Mostly because my memory is really terrible and I forget them.
>>8656187>TBCyou son of a bitch
>>8657907Hell ya, I never told anyone that Percy has a thing for greasy badgers!
>>8657975>>8657980>>8657982>>8658001>>8658026>>8658054there was never any tiger oil
>>8658054I hear that badger has some pretty nice buns.
posting broken?
>>8658129YOUDOUBLE SAND NIGGER
>>8658129aw, it was just regular old aphrodesiac?
>>8658129oh.m-maybe some BSP then?
>>8658129You mean the real tiger oil was the friends we made along the way?
>>8658129No fucking shit. That's not a secret. Remmy is just a horny ram who got rused into thinking he was being drugged and let go of his inhibitions. That's not a secret you stupid fucking antelope. Now fuck my as to apologize, softly BUT forcibly.
>>8658129So Pandora's effectively created a situation that, should Remmy ever discover the truth, will embarrass the fuck out of him. Why couldn't she have just said "I want to jack you off with a fleshlight?" Why this whole song and dance?
>>8657958Without knowing your buddy more, could honestly be either. Trying to copy things and repeat them can be a trait of autism. On the other hand, someone can just be boring and doesn't think of jokes themselves, assuming that "HEY, YOU GUYS KNOW THIS REFERENCE?!" is enough. Some of the easiest tells if someone has autism is if they REALLY like a routine/schedule, to the point that even slight alterations can annoy them pretty badly if not outright anger them, and using specific phrases over and over again, coming back to liking the sense of consistency.
>>8658129Like, at all? Not even in the comic? So she actually made him huff turpentine?!>>8658136I hear he works really hard for them.
Greetings Anons and Gentle Anons.I'm a somewhat small writer on AO3, and I was planning on writing something after my current story ends, but I figured I'd put the idea out there to see if anyone would actually be interested.Basically, it's Remmy x Pandora. Prob won't be anything incredibly long lived like my other stuff, just a slightly longer then normal one shot.So, what do y'all think?
>>8658129That's bullshit and you know it. Pandora is producing it right this second.
>>8656993
>>8652711by request, a supplementary wish
that's not the only secret though....
>>8658129AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERok.>>8658176Do it.
>>8658176do it
>>8658163Pandora's not confident enough for that.
>>8658176I really liked them hanging out in the fics, so I would be down for it but you haven't really given us much to think upon. Just Remmy x Dora...
>>8658176Any more details you could offer? I really like the ship.
>>8658225Tell us more Weavs!
>>8658176Dewit.
>>8658225You're moving from Zootopia to Tokyo Afterschool Summoners/Gran Blue Fantasysome other gacha mobage
>>8658176I'd be interested in reading it.
>>8658225Pack street update?
>>8658225You're leaving us for /nitwg/?
>>8658225you know something, anonwhoever you arei was willing to let this go on for a while but now you're just being really shitty
>>8658225Is the badger really a vampire slayer?
>>8658234But she's confident enough to jack him off with a fleshlight under the pretense of a fake aphrodisiac? Come on.
>>8658225>>8658275Which one do I shoot?!
>>8658225Woah, woah, woah, hold on! We only agreed to keep one secret here! Two secrets is taxing my ability to keep quiet!
>>8658275something seems off about this...Wait, you're not the real weaverlope!You're just Wishgranter pretending to be weaver! How dare you!
>>8658225>>8658275Whuh...TWO WEAVERS?!
>>8658275Oh snap, which one is the real Weaver?
>>8658285
>>8658285Shoot them both. Only way to be sure.
>>8658253>>8658260>>8658273>>8658274>>8658275>>8658276>>8658285>>8658288>>8658294>>8658311there is no weaver
>>8658294Gee Billy, how come your mom let's you have two Weavers?
>>8658225Like if you're just taking the piss and having a little funsureI get itbut this has gotten straight up meanspiritedyou keep going and going and you're getting people's hopes up just to dash them, and then you're putting all the shit that you're stirring up on me so fuck you, anonyou're a shitty person
Anybody have that ALL SMILES picture with Nick in front all the filtered posts? No reason.
>>8658277obviously having the onus be on him for being 'uninhibited' is different.
>>8658285The one who can't update Boxdog.
someone asked a while ago what was preventing anons from impersonating popular ccsi wonder if this is a result of that conversation
>>8658285Shoot boththe real Weaver will still be alive
>>8658225>>8658275A CLONE?GODDAMN LIQUID WEAVERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNsG1IJDY6Y
>>8658275stop talking with yourself and give us what we want!
>>8658330MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE!
>>8658335Anon, can't you see that Weaver's sharing some secrets with us?I'd advise you listen up!
>>8658275QUICK!Prove to us who's the real one by fucking yourself! Bareback vaginal or nuthin'!
>>8658330>>8658335>>8658346Oh come on! Who's who and when do we get dick pics?
>>8658335Its Spintherella and nicolaswildes, coming to get you, Weaver
>>8658384HAHAHA WOW WHAT A FUNNY JOKE, I GET IT!! UPVOTED xD
>>8658341>The one who can't update Boxdog.That would be anon, then.
everything you've seen in this thread was a lie, i was pretending to be weaver all along, there is no update, there are no secrets, it was all long winded hoax that went on too long oopsie
>>8656667The funny thing is I was JUST thinking of drawing this and then you said it.Anon gets me.>>8658054Hey, you're not me!
>>8658440Shut up and update BSP already!
BREAKING NEWS.
There are shenanigans afoot!
>>8658440Yeah, no shit. Not much of a confession when it comes after you've already been called out by the guy you're impersonating.
>>8658456Where the fuck is that face from?
helo i am rel weavis lion oil greet,
>>8658456butbut now what do i do with this usb stick with my fic on it(and i wanted a turn with the tiger, too...)
Prequel Update
>>8658411All his sins, revisited...
>>8658473seems legit.
>>8658487Nice try faggit
>>8658487you can't fool us
>>8653106
>>8658487>>86584732legit4me
>>8658487you made me look you son of a bitch.
>>8658487Bullshit
>>8658129you kisama
>>8658450>Hey you're not meYa alright I give, its just me, Anon. But I still think they're cute together! Even if it is a giant crackship...
All Weavers are fake Weavers"Weaver" is merely a Persona, an idea, worn by those that wish to contribute to an immortal entity."Weaver" is a virus of the mind, a CC with out life, and, without death.No one is Weaver, and we are all Weaver.
Well I don't know what to believe anymore
Huh, so that fanfiction where Nick and Judy were married for 15 years and suddenly have marriage issues was finally abandoned. The author left a summary of their plans for the whole fic as the last chapter, and it is kind of meh. Basically Nick proves his love through trying to be a better mammal, takes care of Judy when she is sick, and takes a hit from a truck for her. She finally realizes she is an idiot, Nick wakes up, Nick forgives her, strong marriage, end. The one plot point that seems to have been ignored is that one buck that Judy talked to; I was pretty sure at some point she was going to try something romantic with him and it would be this whole cheating drama shit but I guess even the author realized there would have been no way to save the marriage if that happened. So he just became an OC who also told Judy "Don't rush to divorce, really think about it."
>>8658473wow look everyone, its weaver!
>>8658487hahah good one
>>8658473>Lion oilFinally! Cliff and Neil get some much needed loving!
>>8658544And when everyone is Weaver, no one will be.
>>8658544
Really?THIS is the point where the threads spirals into shit?I can understand Feldé,I can understand the second house party,hell, I can even understand the whole Pack Street on AO3 debacle.This is literally nothing.You are all arguing over literally nothing.Are all of you really *this* fucking dense to let a harmless prank stop us from achieving comfy threads?Are we really going to stoop down to /nitwg/ levels of autism?
>>8658567Yeah I expected her to fuck that guy.
>>8658584Yes.
>>8658584bugga salami
>>8658584I don't think anyone is arguing, this is just advanced shitposting
>>8658584we aren't even arguing check your autism m8
>>8658584nigga, no one here's angry or serious. We're all having a laff
>>8658584EVERYBODY GETS A (You)
>Fangmeyer and Dora oil wrestling, while on tiger oil.>It turns into hot lesbian sex two minutes in.>They decide to record it, and split the proceeds 50/50.
Thread is distracted...Nobody will notice when I admit I really want to cuddle with Mrs. Tiger!
>>8658627Even me?
>>8658584
>>8658637No.
>>8658637No
>>8658635>filenameimgur link?
>>8658473You got guts kid, I'll give you that.But step aside, I'm the real weav!
>>8658637nope
>>8658584weaver is shit
>>8658637Even (You), nigga.
>>8658656This is a quality Weaver. I'm convinced.
>>8658544You had to resist typing "meme", didn't you?Personally I'd have called him a collective parapersonality.
>>8658652dont have it, saved it a long time ago
>>8658635Mrs. Tiger is the whole reason that Dora is who she is today.As a child, Mrs. Tiger played with Dora in many fantasy worlds where she could be anyone or anything.As a teen, Mrs Tiger helped Dora with her sexual awakening and inspired her to open her own store where she could help her fellow mammals with their own sexuality.
>>8658659(you)
i Stories for you? have
>>8658659(You)
>>8658335the only way to clean your name is to update tiger oil
>>8658473>>8658656The amount of Weavers to be shot is increasing exponentially!
>>8658659Hi, Michael, how you doin'?
>>8658703We're gonna need more ammo!
>>8658659It's pretty obvious just from how this was cropped that Michael took this.
>>8658657We need more Emojis.
>>8658695wow who else is EXCITED
>>8658690But anon, I don't want to start the series out on a NSFW note... Do I?
>>8658737
I WANT MORE PACK STREETREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>8658737,
>>8658769shush
Guys really, I'm the real weaver
>>8658757
>>8658781that doesn't look like weaver though
>>8658737Last one.
>>8658747Depends; which series?Wait, nevermind.The answer is always "yes".
>>8658802how dare you disrespect the real real weaver like this, this is absolutely unacceptable
>>8658809they misspelled 'thot'
>>8658786
>>8658802>Can't tell a Weaver when he sees one.
>>8658809IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS
>>8658809Do these creatures even appear again after the first episode of the new Samurai Jack series?
Close your eyes.And Make a wish.
>>8658856I wish you really were wishgranter and not someone pretending to be him
>>8658856I wish for a new thread.With pack street doodles in it.
>>8658856Lewd Wildemeyer.
>>8658856I wish for Wolter and Anneke speaking dutch in front of a confused Marty.
>>8658856What's the point? Wishes don't come true just by wishing them.
>>8658856I wish the ruse train would stop
>>8658856Judy, as one of these:>>8658657>>8658757>>8658779>>8658786>>8658809>>8658841
>>8658856Remmy in a hospital bed with the pack by his side
>>8658856I wish for Piggu being happy
NEW BREAD>>8658890FRESH BREAD>>8658890TOASTED THREAD>>8658890NEW NEW>>8658890
>>8658852Sadly not.Samurai Jack has a bad habit of introducing really cool, interesting minor characters, then never doing anything with them.The only exception was the Scotsman.
>>8658856yeah that's not wishgranterjust a heads upand I'm sorry someone is being so shitty that even wishgranter is being co-opted for this nowthat's very sad to me
>>8658856I wish to see Nick and Judy having sex with each other.It feels like a lost art these days.
>>8658889Threatening him not to say a word.
>>8658856I wish for mrs. tiger.
groun ch?
>>8658856I wish for a Nick/Fem Fangmeyer/Honey threesome.But we don't always get what we want. So have a (You), you heartbreaker.
>>8658856Jack x Nick
>>8655444source?
>>8658856I wish the REAL weaver was here
>>8658914It's expected, by this point. No sense lamenting the force of entropy.
>>8658781>>8658802It's abstract, its the latest trend Weaver's trying out. Personally not a fan but more power to him.
>>8658856I wish dad would come back.
>>8658856I wish for a picture of Dawn smooching Judy, please.
>>8659032>>8658992>>8658938>>8658925>>8658916>>8658888>>8658883>>8658882>Thinking it's actually wishgranter>With everything that literally just went down in the thread>Posting with a picture when they never have before when making themselves known
>>8658888seconded
>>8659105>Not counting on a rusemaster like Weaver to pull a fast oneI'm taking no chances.
>>8658856Remmy in a threesome with don and dewey or clyde and neil
New Bread?
>>8659384>>8658890
>>8658346Why do I see a cash register at the end of all this?
>>8658456Early-20's? OK, now I'm getting suspicious...
>>8658584I must have missed something, what was the AO3 debacle?