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Tiger Oil anger
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>>8376866>OOC women make incredible stories Edition
>>8376866That's because older women know what the hell they're doing.
WE HAVE MADE A MISTAKE
Fifth for Porn Street Tiger Oil Ending!
Go back. We have to go back! Back to a time when we could dream of a sweet and blissful fucking session with a Tiger and a Sheep.
>>8376893Not always. Sometimes they're just prude old virgins.
>>8376899INTO A MIRACLE
Jerboas are cute! CUTE!
>>8376743Would Doug really take the risk of hurting a sheep though? I know he's probably ok with collateral damage, but damage to a sheep?
>>8376929Possibly, but given the situation he might write Remmy off as a species traitor.
>>8376929A predophile though
>>8376866>(embed)more like "in bed" geddit
>>8376743Epilogue where savage Pandora is just guarding her lil Marshmallow from any harm please, weav?
>>8376903Let me tell you a story 'bout a ram named Rem,Surrounded by jerks but slowly warming up to them.One afternoon he slid up something nice and snug,In from the window peered a sniper named Doug.(An asshole, that is. Speciesist, gun for hire)
>>8376944It depends on if this is pre-or-post revelation.If after, sure no problem.If before, well... he does pride himself on being a good shot.
WE MUST ACCEPT WHAT WE HAVE WROUGHTWE MUST REAP WHAT WE SOWWE MUST EMBRACE THIS FETID DARKNESSPHN'GLUI MGLW'PAGHN WEAVER M'TL GLEN WGAH'FGNL FHTAGN
>>8376929Doug is a professional
Nice one, Weaver, I guess it is an AU where Remmy arrived earlier at Pandora in Savages?Still, time to think of the future.Lewd requests. Now.
Doug is a crush of mine, I wonder if that's actually him or just another operative/rusing.Of course this is supposed to be a one-off what-if right?
Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress (1745).June 25, 1745My dear Friend,I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.1/3
>>8376980Savage Remmy raping Pandora.
>>8376944Well at least we can say it's an Alternative UniverseAnd well there are tons of them.Especially tons of them where Remmy is dying.
>>8376980Nick getting seduced by the awfully single otter.
>Liquid is red.>In Porn Street, Doug is just shooting mammals with tiger oil.
>>8376978>M'TL GLENI see what you did there
>>8376996Holy shit.That's really hot.
>>8376980Friedkin with Nick.We need more smol fox with BBW's.
>>8376980a female ermine masturbating furiously
>>8376980Finnick jerking it as he watches Nick fucking Judy.
>>8376979Doug, I will give you so much money to not shoot the tiger.
>>83769852. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.2/3
anyone found the easter egg yet
weaver did nothing wrong
>>8376985>>83770288thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.3/3
>>8376994The Faces of Remmy's Death
>>8377032You mean Judys Carrot Dildo?
>>8377032>>8377035WHO DO I SHOOT?!
>>8377032That the drop of blood on the jar is a question mark?
>>8376980Remmy fucking Dora while she gets hit and thinking she's just really into it.
>>8376965IT'S GOOD>>8376978shogg shugg llll ebumna n’ghft Cjopaze fhtagn ilyaa f’grah’nn hupadgh n’gha
>>8377032You scamp
>>8377032You horned cocktease, that was a question mark, wasn't it?
>>8377045Every second a Remmy dies in some Alternate Universe.So don't be sad that this Remmys Live is over tooBecause we all know that there is at least one where he survives.
>>8377032"This is a joke page" on the side
>>8377054>>8377067no
>>8377010>>8376996>Part two: Remmy needs to sexually tame a horny PandoraTHIS IS BEYOND THE STRUCTURE OF LEWDNESS
>>8377032Who would ever want to buy a Max Midnight dakimakura except Spintherella?
>>8377012Second this one
>>8376912They promised me so much!How was I to know!?>>8376951Take me with you!
>>8377073Oh god it's true.Weeeeaaaaver!
>>8377073this bamboozle is too much
>>8377032Is it the Hook dvd on the other side of the shelf?
>>8377073>[Metal Gear Spotted Noise]
>>8377012BBW in Zootopia stands for "Beautiful Bear Women".
>>8377127Oh goddamnit
>>8377127Does that mean I'm redeemed for summoning Weaver and I don't have to shoot myself in the Head? Thank god I feel alive again!
Took me till now to recognise that it was Doug with a sniper.I thought it was a camera and Pandora had manipulated Remmy into making a sex tape for her to sell...I dunno which one I'd prefer.
>>8377115No excuses bitch
>>8377012Didn't pull out in time? YOU'RE DEAD!
>>8377127PLAYED LIKE TWO FIDDLES
>>8377127WEAVER YOU FUCK
Even as a joke page it has a really nice AU arc
>>8377133>>8377127now watch the joke part being pandora and remmy's dialogue and not doug
>>8377134I would say that would be true, but what about other big ladies like Fangmeyer?
>>8377073Anon, tell me how did you find out this. How? I have to know.
>>8377150We aren't in the clear yet, this could be the dreaded double ruse
>>8377127We get 2-for-1'd almost every goddamn time and we still don't expect it.You beautiful sonofabitch.
>>8377173In that case it stands for Big Buff Wfangmeyer.
BigBeautifulWeavelope
I don't know what to believe anymore.
>>8377176I tilted my screen back. :^]>>8377173I prefer dudemeyer, honestly.
>>8377176Probably a former /5N@F/fag that's been trained to search for secret memes in images.
>>8377221
>>8377221Nothing will ever top Weaver's fucking Pig Pen ruse as far as that's concerned. Holy shit I was mad.
>>8377133>"Remmy, you got spotted by a sniper. Quick, get in cover!"
>>8377202>When it is cute but Nick being there ruins it because the brain screams "CUCC"
>>8377243More like>BOSS GET DOWN
Well played Mr.Weaver I have to say.You fooled me for good and earned my deepest respect.(Which you already had before)
>>8376985Thats pretty romantic, for being so clinical.
Alea iacta est.This one should not occupy much time, likely I will be able to do two.Any female ermine sonas that want to be in this drawing?
>>8377265That's the beauty of early-modern EnglishThere's no way to write something "smoothly" so the only way to speak is clinical. However, those clinical words much more distinctly describe their message and seem more deliberate and real because of it.
My time to shine
>Remmy gets hit by the Nighthowler pellet.>Goes sexually savage on Pandora.>"It should have been me." Charlie mumbles.
>Weaver does a thing>Thread fucking explodes>Anyone who actually wants to talk about Zootopia is shoved off to the side for more pointless OC CirclejerkingEvery time
>>8377073>>8377127Yes, remmy actually getting laid IS a joke.
>>8377449
>>8377449Ah yes, cucc and savageskye discussion, my favorite
>>8377449Weak bait
>>8377449pee pee penis lol XD
>>8377471>>8377481It isn't bait if it's true though.
>>8377449We're zootopia now.
>>8377449Its not that baaa-d
>>8377449yeah cause there's so much fucking untread ground
>>8377449so do you think that each species still has their own religion? do flock species have mutliple leading dieties because it's group decisions? do wolves worship the moon?
>>8377449I miss when we actually talked Zootopia, too but you can only talk about an hour and half movie for so long.
>>8377517If you wanna stop talking about Zootopiathen stop making Zootopia threads.What the fuck is so hard about that?
>Giving him (ewe)s
Hello all, sorry about the delay. >>8337864>CHU
>>8377498I mean yeah, this is what faggots like you accuse every single time, but commentary's already pretty much finished right now and the thread's in a lull, so you could easily have brought up a new topic and not get "shoved off to the side"
>>8337869>ah, l'amor
>>8338380>work and play do mix
>>8377522everyone knows there is only one true god of Zooptoopia
>>8377058>shogg shugg llll ebumna n’ghft Cjopaze fhtagn ilyaa f’grah’nn hupadgh n’ghaGoing off of yog-sothoth.com/wiki/index.php/R'lyehian, that would translate to:realm of darkness realm of Earth at pit darkness Cjopaze waits await their-larvae born of deathPossible translation:Cjopaze waits for his children born from the dying at the Realm of Darkness and Earth in the [ocean](?)
Ozzy
>>8377615is
>>8377602>Gideon got nailed on the cross because he turned water into milk and bread to cake.
>>8377622dead.
>>8377622Pure!
>>8377622loved.
>>8377202Going right to left>仕事中の偶然!!A chance meeting while working!!>ジュディ!?ジャック!!Jack: "Judy!?"Judy: "Jack!!">2人はおさななじみThe two are childhood friends>・同じバニーバウロ出身!・They both came from Bunnyburrow!>・赤ちゃんの頃からずっと一緒で家族のような存在!・Ever since they were babies, they were always treated like family together!>・ジュディよりみ4つ年上のお兄さん・4 years older than her, so he acts like her big bro>・幼い頃親の都合でズートピアへ・Moved to Zootopia at a young age because of his parents>・それから長い間会っていない・Because of that, they haven't seen each other for a long time>ズートピアでジャックに再会したよA reunion with Jack in Zootopia>挨拶のほっぺにちゅうーA greeting kiss on the cheek>ウブシャアアアSFX: uBUshaaa (SPLOOSH from crushing cup)>おーいそろそろ行くぞー!Nick: "He-y! We gotta get going soon--!">を見て驚きを隠せなニックさんNick trying to hide his surprise upon seeing that
Bunny cunny is for ___ ____
>>8377560>Mead draws that bitch>sorry about the delay.No need to apologize, I didn't miss you
>>8377622Probably not gay baka desu senpai
>>8377593this is great, but this fox is too smug for her own good
>>8377481"Weak bait"10 replies and counting
>>8377560>>8377573>>8377593These are super cute, especially Bucky and Pronk making a heart.
>>8377650Bunny dick
>>8377573I actually really like this imageI mean, it's as subtle as a wink and a finger to the lips, but hey
>>8377573Truly, true love.
>>8377560>>8377573>>8377593Hey Mead! Nice draws
>>8377560>Kris surprise kissing>Judy approvesI love this
Here comes the sevens
>>8377560I have no idea why, but seeing the cute otter girl latched onto Nick like that to kiss him is great. She is just so damn small compared to him...Awesome job!>>8377573They are probably thinking "Fucking damn it I hate to love this sexy asshole".>>8377593Okay Skye, that is just not fair. >>8377642>Ever since they were babies, they were always treated like family together!>4 years older than her, so he acts like her big bro...So not abloo abloo sad fox cucc? Huh. Or maybe still.Also, how significant is a kiss on the cheek in japanese culture compared to western?
>>8377560I like this spiteful single otter too muchWildehopps is the true 100% canon ship, but I really don't mind this
Who gets the fives?
>>8377573>More Bucky and PronkYay! They're the only canon characters no one has ruined yet
I was going to submit this for the Scifi TT, but since that got canned, I thought I'd share anyway.
>>8377560I really like that.Especially since Judy is smiling and not drawn as being jealous. Mead I have to say I really, really like this.
Going to dump so images before I delete them from my camera roll because... reasons.
>>8377792Not that significant; maybe even slightly less so than here when done with close friends/family membersAlso based on C O N T E X T, it's implied Nick has nothing to worry about; just a chance reunion of childhood friends
>>8377837
>>8377127This comic nicely brings up why I am starting to feel tired of these threads...
>>8377822That was a terrible loss, still love your giant robits man.
>>8377845
>>8377822Nice! Who's Jack fighting?
>>8377865
>>8377560>>8377656-Sorry Mead, don't listen to angry shipper me, he can be a dick sometimes, nice drawings, you are awesome!-NO he is not! How can someone make WildeHopps comics and just go ahead and draw this bi...-LALALALLA WE DON'T HEAR YOU EVIL ME!
>>8377845Is that Clawhausers secret power we will see in Zootopia 2?
>>8377873
>>8377774>>8377777
>>8377884
>>8377866A loving marriage.
>>8377879Yes. Through his super powers he teaches the audience a valuable lesson about classe warfare or something.>>8377905
They will announce a trilogyt r i l o g y
>When you find a Zootopia story that reads like something from asstr or literotica.
>>8377938
>>8377892>pedos got itthis is the worst possible timeline
>>8377695 >>8377737 >>8377773 >>8377792 >>8377798 >>8377833 >>8377878Thanks all! And thanks to the requesters for the idea. I'll be off to bed now but I hope to have a productive day tomorrow. YOU CAN HELP by leaving me warmup requests here! I'll check out the thread in the morning.
>>8377892AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING PEDOFAGS IT'S NOW FAAAAAAAIR
>>8377958The story was open and shut. No need for two more. I'm fine with new movies exploring other characters though.>>8377962
>>8377972Ok a request. HmmmHow about Young Mr and Mrs Otterton meet for the first time?
>>8377972Something with Nick and Major Friedkin (the polar bear drill instructor) hanging out? It can be romantic, or it can be them just knocking back some drinks together, whatever you think is cool.
>>8377995
>>8377972Shorty Squad stuff
>>8377972Nick dead, with this flag stabbed on his back
>>8377972A usual work day of your chipmunk>>8378001Or this.The concept book says that they met at the Meerkat Market
>>8378013I still really love this one. Please save it and post this image in memory of me.
>>8378031
>>8377972More crime files stuff.Like maybe someone making Eve squeal.
>>8376029for the anon who rolled a jackal scientist last thread >>8377593damn mead, really great sense of atmosphere in this pic
>>8377972Anneke kissing Remmy but somehow missing and kissing Charlie
>>8377972A drawing of a younger Zootopia, with the ecosystem walls being constructed.
>>8378047SKUNKLY A. BEAR HERESPEAKING OF DUMPSI'm sorry I can't do this right now.
Goodnight Mead.I hope you burn in hell Weaver.Goodnight everyone.
>>8378060you're so good to us, famished. keep being cool
>>8378072
>>8378091
>>8378102
>>8378031>>8378072What the fuck is happening anon
>>8378111I don't even know why I saved this one.And that should do it for now. Save them or not, they aren't my problem anymore.
>>8378060Thank you Famished. Its wonderful. Im thinking about making some greens tomorrow.
>>8378135You know this sounds like you're going to kill yourself, right?Please don't do that, anon.Please.
>>8377972Judy noticing another mammal's paws. In a fetishy way
>>8378113>>8378215No, I appreciate that, that I'm going on a date and I'm afraid he'll ask to see pictures. One more for the road.
>>8378060Oh this is awkward... I did the same. >>8378142For you. Hope you like it nonetheless.
>>8378284And for the anon last thread who rolled a ram mortician
>>8378257>Going on a dateohuhGood luck, then
>>8378284Its not akward. I like the fed up look in both drawings. It describes how i look every second in my live.
>>8378290I like him!
>>8378290Ho shit son, thanks a ton!I need to look up mortician humor for this guy.
>>8377021Here you go.And obviously I forgot to color the tongue>>8378257Good luck with your date, anon.But, please, don't be so ominous the next time
And the second roll is in
>>8378302>>8378405Wat
>>8378405cuuuute
>>8376893>>8376921>Christmas cake Judy>enthusiastic>yet inexperiencedcease and desist!
>>8378472I had to correct a little error so I deleted the post
>>8378338>>8378354>>8378377I'm glad you like them!Now then, anyone got a request? I've probably got time for one.
>>8377972Shorty Squad chilling out?
>>8378612Judy action rolling.
>>8378257good luck, i will pray lord byron to give you his blessing>>8378284>>8378290nice pics, aca!
>>8378612While we're on the subject of zoosonas, my leopard cat who works at an ad agency and hates his life.
>>8378612Judy enjoying the view at the ZPD locker room.
>this comic proves weaver has to do twist endings for everything againIs Weaver Shyamalan's secret love child?
>>8377972Jack and Skye on a ferris wheel
>>8378691>Weaver's as old as Shyamallamawew lad
>>8378612Kameela (raccoon) and Kris shopping together
To the anon that requested an unusually tall finnick bullying nick, sorry its taking so long im making like a comic type thing and im also an incredibly slow drawer, but im working on it. have this stupid thing i did yesterday for now.
>>8378750
>>8378864
>>8378292>>8378405>>8378652Sorry and that. And thanks!
>>8378691ANONDON'T ENCOURAGE HIM
>>8378755No problem, anon, take as long as you need. Thanks for the little update, I look forward to seeing it!
>>8378677Why does he hate his live?
whoever gets heated up over humorous pictures of fictional relationships of talking animals needs to get himself checked up. on a related note, have this
>>8376866>>>8378612>Judy enjoying the view at the ZPD locker room.Judy has to be older and she is watching younger Nick.
>>8378932
>>8378932I want Nick to wiggle his way into marrying the otter
>>8378932>540.png>instead of 1280.pngGo back and do it right
>>8378932I love the concept.I still don't know why the otter is so small, though, she should be Judy sized
>>8379037Mrs. Otterton is a little smaller than Judy, if I recall.
>>8378928The agency he works in is owned by his father, who is a really sweet guy. He (the character I have yet to come up with a good name for) hates working at the agency, but has no real dreams or aspirations so he works there solely for the good money and because it makes his father proud.
>>8377960link pls
Does anyone have the screencap of why Nick was the perfect husbando, and it involved his feminine body type contrasted with a masculine personality?
Zootopia is a paradise where gays dont exist
>>8379051Yes, but not so much as shown in that drawing.Also Emmitt should be roughly the same height as Judy, so the range of heights for an otter is at least between the two
>>8379134And I forgot the image
>>8379134which makes no fucking sense by the way, as they are based on north american river otters by their colorations, and thus, should both be slightly taller than nick.
>>8379156Otters got fucked in the evolution department.
>>8379097Ouch. No Dreams to crush, but still no dreams.
>>8379132
>>8379177Everyone said write what you know, so that's what I did.
>>8379202rip
>>8379132Then explain this.
>>8379102https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12283002/13/We-Just-Call-Them-ExtrasThe fic is a one-shot/request collection, and also serves as a sort of AU thing for the author's other story "We just call them night howlers".This specific chapter is a swing scenario involving an OC female bunny and an OC male african wild dog getting it on with Nick and Judy. Some of the dialogue gets...interesting.
>>8379156Isn't like half of their body length their tail though?
>>8379132Explain canon gays
>>8377593Mead! Swinton looks really gorgeous in the foreground.Too bad she's evil.Great work with the different planes in this pic!
>>8379277Yes, but a fox's tail make up even more of their percentagehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_river_otter#Physical_characteristicshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_fox#Dimensionsalso nice dubs
>>8379277Ripped straight from the wiki:"The North American river otter is a stocky animal of 5 to 14 kilograms (11 to 31 lb), with short legs, a muscular neck no smaller than the head, and an elongated body that is broadest at the hips. An average adult male weighs about 11.3 kilograms (25 lb) against the female's average of 8.3 kilograms (18 lb). Its body length ranges from 66 to 107 centimetres (26 to 42 in). About one-third of the animal's total length consists of a long, tapered tail. Tail lengths range from 30 to 50 centimetres (12 to 20 in). Large male North American river otters can exceed a weight of 15 kilograms (33 lb). It differs from the European otter by its longer neck, narrower visage, the smaller space between the ears and its shorter tail"
>>8379305edit with Weaver as their pastor when?
>>8377884Source??
>>8379305I won't ever regret requesting this pic
>>8379202And its a good idea.
Iphone
I've not been in thread for like the past two-ish days. What's been going on?
http://baronpuddinsplace.tumblr.com/post/158826752376/in-which-gideon-catches-judy-off-guard-with-a
>>8379536Percy's mom has embarrassed her children.
>>8379536Weaver posted a joke page to his new comic.Translator/Typesetter anon finished another set of comic pages.Everyone's gay now. Especially you.
Do you think Nick is bitter? Like the kind of person who'd hold something against someone for a long time? I don't mean something like Judy speech after they already had both apologized, I mean he and someone got in a fight and later said person asked for help, he wonders if said person is trying to screw him up and is paranoid about their true intentions.
>>8379536Weaver has been dropping a new pack street comic about Remmy and Dora the pretty tiger, Inky had a cool stream and Nobby drew a cute bat. There are probably lots of other things but those are what come to mind at the moment.
>>8379331Err, here is the thing about that;"On average, adults (red foxes) measure 35–50 cm (14–20 in) high at the shoulder and 45–90 cm (18–35 in) in body length "with" tails measuring 30–55.5 cm (11.8–21.9 in)."The tails of the red fox don't count towards the body length, so they have a body length of 18-35 inches from neck to rear, not neck to tail tip. >>8379336>About one-third of the animal's total length consists of a long, tapered tail. Tail lengths range from 30 to 50 centimetres (12 to 20 in).So if an otter was at it's max body length, 42 inches, 14 inches of that would be the tail, and 28 of that would be the actual body. Which would fit just about right with Emmitt, since he looks just a little bit bigger than Judy (who we have estimated is 2'4-2'6).
>>8379574>Everyone's gay now. Especially you.>Just arrived from watching Beauty and the Beast.>mfw LeFou
Has anyone else made more Musical Hugh edits?
>>8379606That as bad as everyone says it is? I hear Watson's acting was shit, too.
>>8378678>>8378951>There were rules for the ZPD's locker rooms, and not just the written ones.>While you were in there, you didn't talk unless you had to - and you pretended you couldn't see anything.>It was the only way a co-ed system worked.>And for the most part, it worked well. Detective Hopps had been doing this for too long to be distracted by what was just another aspect of the job.>But today, for the first time in close to a decade, it wasn't working.>Wilde was in here, fresh out of the showers, in nothing but the towel around his waist->And he either didn't know she was staring in the mirror by the ranks of sinks across the room, or he didn't care.>But stare she did, as he crossed to his locker by the bench. He didn't acknowledge her - and why would he? He was just following the rules. The sound of her paws in the running water wouldn't draw his attention.>She watched as he rummaged in his bag. The russet in his coat ran all the way up his back.>She watched as he juggled bracers and belt pouches, in big, big paws that he was still growing all the way into.>And she watched - in flagrant, reckless violation of those rules - as the towel slipped off his hips and he bent to pull his shorts on. It lifted his tail, and for one brief moment Judy could see a flash of creamier fur->The near door banged open and she nearly leapt out of her uniform. SWAT was back from training early.>It got Nick's attention, too. His ears rotated and he started to turn his head, and Judy tore her gaze away.>Her paws were clean. They'd been clean two minutes ago. She reached for the tap, and the towels.>She couldn't help one last peek, as she passed by for the door.>And she nearly froze again, when Nick looked up from where he was pulling his pants on and locked eyes with her. There was something in his expression.>Was she imagining it? Was she that rattled?>He couldn't know.>Could he?>If he did, he wasn't going to say anything.
>>8379585I feel like he would be the more likely one to fuck someone over and have a backup plan if they try to do the same to him, but he doesn't seem bitter.
>>8379585>Like the kind of person who'd hold something against someone for a long time?gee anon, I dunnoit's not like he held onto this carrot pen for months without any hope of meeting Judy again (and would have probably kept it until the end of his life) and now I've thought of an alternate timeline where he never made up with Judy and died alone and homeless, with nothing to his name but wallet, cheap phone, old faded scout's scarf and a carrot pen without batteries.Fuck you for making me answering.
>>8379572Holy hell...
>>8377055GG Remmy, you will die as you have not lived: fucking and full of unwavering optimism.One second to move from fucking to getting fuckedAaaaah, why am I forgetting to color anatomical parts>>8379173>Otters>got fuckedYESbut not in the same way as the reply above
>>8379536>>8379574On that note, I guess I'll post the link to the comic album, and then one more final time next thread.http://imgur.com/a/5pJJJNow if only that other Bunnyburrow comic could have been like this...>>8379585It depends on what they fought on, what was said, etc. If it was just a verbal argument, no money was lost, no agreements were broken, nothing personal, just a fight over something I could see Nick being snarky but he would still help. If the person broke a promise or cost Nick money, I could see Nick being more hesitate of helping.
>>8379606>>8379621It's actually a really good film. All that they did was take the animated versions and exaggerate them a bit more.
>>8379671I don't know if that's a good or bad holy hell, but either way I agree.
Do they say heck/hell/whatever in the movie? I need something to replace FUCK.
>>8379709Frickerino
>>8379693But it's so... ugly.Except for where it mattered, and they made the beast a bara furry.
>>8379709For serious, Judy appears to mouth "Fuck!" before they enter the Naturalist Club.
>>8379709just use cuss, like in fantastic mr. fox
>>8379709I think Stu says 'heck' in the beginning.
>>8379709Sweet cheese and crackers is the closest thing you'll get.
>>8379671>>8379698Oh, I want that MILF so badly...
>>8379719not him but the statement 'bara furry' just makes me want to see it
>>8379709Sweet cheese and crackers is the harshest thing said in the movie
>tfw missed Weaver's latest hornswoggle because was debating the oncoming uninhabitability of our planet
>>8379698What a sweet internet of polecats. Better times, i suppose.
>>8379672F
>>8379627>She watched as he juggled bracers and belt pouches, in big, big paws that he was still growing all the way into.I don't know what is wrong with me when that sentence is the one that gets to me the most; older Judy just ogling a young Nick, who is still on his way to his prime, enjoying how he is still growing in some ways.
>>8377560I'm praying for Mead to delve further into lewd...
>>8379756Now THIS is how to celebrate mother's day.
>>8379709>>8379766Stu says "Darn". That works.
Does anyone have the latest tigeriol page, I'm unsure if I missed it, but the last one I saw was when Pandora was offering Remmy the sleeve while he was lying against her
>>8379222
>>8379709>>8379735Stu Hopps: [laughs nervously] Or, uh, heck, you know, if you wanna talk about making the world a better place, no better way to do it than becoming a carrot farmer. Nick Wilde: Hm. And I will betcha you don't have a warrant to get in, hmm? Darn it. It's a bummer.
>>8379621It's not bad, it's actually pretty good. This coming from someone who had to watch his sister watch it 3000 times. [spoiler? somewhat] LeFou went from dumbass to Gaston bf and consciousness which made me butthurt as fuck considering I enjoyed his asskissing and idiocy, in the movie it came off as if he just had a crush on him.[/spoiler]>>8379693I disagree, they made it better on some parts and added more stuff. The new scenes and some changes actually made me enjoy it more than the original. That said, thank God they didn't try to top the ball scene.
>>8379721>>8379731>>8379744>>8379766>>8379814>>8379834I needed something like "what the FUCK are you doing?", I assume the best replacement would be "what the HECK are you doing?", I really miss being able to use freaking.
>>8379835>>8379866How many of these CCs are now dead?
>>8379897all of themand those who aren't wish they were
>>8379765It's the bad kind of "hollywood" bara furry, though.
>>8379897Panda, Heavy, BB, Clunk
>>8379909I can agree with that. For sake of comparison, what's a good kind of bara furry? Kumatetsu?
Damn, the sudden change to daylight saving time had an impact on my psyche bigger than I thought, I don't have the energies to draw anymore.So have an old lewd, the only semidecent I did>>8379922I hope Panda is alright
>>8379893"What are you doing, darn it!" fits with the film exactly.
>>8379866Yay, I'm there!
>>8379970Doesn't Canidae or Comic have a way to contact them?
>>8377233>pig pencare to explain anon?
Bored streaming; going to doodle some OC stuff, if anyone wants to watch!https://picarto.tv/093
Have you had your dick sucked yet this March, /ZTG/?
>>8380044I'm the only gay person I know unfortunately
>>8379979"What's wrong with you, darn it!?"vs"What the heck is wrong with you?"
>>8379962Original Beast.And most Kemono art in general. They love their buff furry dudes.
>>8379233>Some of the dialogue gets...interesting.>"Fill me, Nick! Please, I have missed it! I loved it when we did it that first time! It was wonderful! Knowing you had shared it with me! Please share it! Come on! I want that cum! Give it to me!"...ummm. Hmmm.
>>8379627>>8379792Nothing wrong with you that isn't also wrong with me, Anon.Goddamn this got to me, straight outta nowhere.
>>8379906I...I don't––yeah
>>8380118
>>8380118>>8380132Awwwww...
evens male odds female rolling for work address
>>8380118>>8380132I thought she was dead by now
>>8380050Oh, well, have you thought about traveling?
>>8380148home
>>8380148Are you also the anon who is writing the Zoosona stories?
>>8377972Jack holding Skye's dead body before burning down the city.Make us cry...
>>8380164yes...;_;
>>8380148home reroll
Can I shill something again even though I've already shilled it a bunch? It's that I'm still stalled on what I'm going to do with this incomplete story.
>>8377972The Next scene after Jack tells Judy about the power of Wildehopps love, up on the balcony.
>>8380261Stop asking and shillGod damn its so fucking annoying
>>8380261Sure if we get more of that tiger feller.
>>8380261>>8380290It's like Nick Wilde as a tiger!
>>8380318He's just so pretty! Probably doesn't wiggle like Nick though.
>>8380367He probably shags like a lust goddess, doing things as kinky as Nick would.
>>83802611. Percy gives up on his crush after seeing Hot Tiger Dick with his girlfriend2. Percy gives up on his crush after seeing Hot Tiger Dick with his boyfriend3. Percy tells him his crush and gets rejected4. Percy tell him his crush and gets that Hot Tiger Dick5. Hot Tiger Dick dies like Zyzz, doing cocaine in a sauna.
>>8380399He's not humble about his feline flexibility either. After he's reduced you to a quivering mess (don't even pretend he can't), he'd just casually lick one of the stripes on his lower back.
>>8379808>>8379756
>>8378677Here ya go anon!>>8378652Thanks HC!
>>8380462I almost want to get caught by Percy, and tell him something like "I'm honored to your new dad".
>>8380274I hope that wasn't directed at me anon. I know I asked to shill yesterday, but I'm a different person.Person was using my art though, so I'm very curious as to what they have in store.
>>8380486No, it's directed at the guy using your art
>>8379660I'm kinda bitter myself so I tend to write characters way angrier and bitter about stuff than they should be, which may end up making them hard to empathize with.
>>8380499Fair enough.I stand by what I said though. I'm curious.
>>8380511That works if you're making OCs that have a lot to react to.
>>8380462An hour of tube milf luvin', working her nipples like a dual shock controller? Sounds more fun than watching an episode of House.
>>8380472Jerboa motivational poster?
>>8380527I'm still so ashamed that I had a (very small) hand in this.
>>8380565Pretty sure its a rabbit
>>8380472Oh my gosh this is so perfect.The "hang in there" poster and the spilled "I;m OK" mug are nice touches.Thank you so much!
>>8380044
Gah, no drawing is coming right tonight, so I better say goodnight, /ztg/
>>8380644Sleep tight, tuber
>>8380589What the HELL is that thing holding on to our citizen?!?PURGEIT
>>8380644>no drawing is coming right tonightWe're in this together, mongoose. TT suffering starts anew every 2 weeks.
>>8380589>>8380661
>>8378612If it ins't too late for zoosonas, could you do a Black Panther journalist?
>>8377127FUCK FUCK FUCKI MISSED TOO MUCH GLAD TO SEE WEAVER BACK BUT I REALLY DIDNT FOLLOW DOZENS UPON DOZENS OF THREADS IF NOT THOUSANDS (more than likely knowing you fucks)![spoiler]kinda glad i jumped off the train, i was too deep[/spoiler]
>>8379866>>8379922Regarding this list, would anyone want more interviews done?Any CCs added, or listed as dead?
>>8380711I'd be down to see them.Might see if Fuel, Ciwi, Hasty, Grizz, OC Fuchs, Reply, Henrietta, A_SIG, P and P, HC, Pho, Fanart, and everyone else who has done a few TT pieces would like to join the list.
What if that page wasn't a joke page and Weaver is double trolling us?Now we'll be waiting for a next page that'll never come.
>>8380589Glad you like it!>>8380565It's supposed to be a bunny, but I can certainly see the jerboa resemblance now looking at it, oops>>8380644Sleep tight tuber!>>8380702Sure thing, anon, but it's getting a bit late for me now. I'll make a note and do it tomorrow if I can
>>8380711I'd just love to see interviews in general.Seems neat. I think most of them were done before my time.
>>8380704It's a joke page Anon.
>>8380772>>8380711Inky?
Do bunnies even have a practical use for their dicks?
>>8380711i'd like to be added, but i don't want to request for myself so i'll just have to hope that someone will ask for me
>>8380778A DOUBLE TROLLING? A TRIPLE TROLLING?YOU'RE NOT PLAYING NUMBERS HERE, MR. ANON YOU'RE PLAYING ME.
>>8380803bunny dicks are used for making more bunnies
>>8380803to use the bathroom?
>>8380803To fuck.
>>8380711NAH, Mudlark, Jack Fields
>>83807119sari
>>8380711Drill, knight, CluntY
>>8380895>>8380835They're so small, though. How do they even manage?
>>8380932Quickly.
>>8380711Reply, Inky, P&P, ACA, High Cow?
>>8380795I feel like someone here told me they wanted to interview me during my first couple months here, but that's all I ever heard of it.>>8380932Small bungina
>>8380711Lulu, I think their name is?Deer sona artist who came recentlyMiddryPatchJerboadorablePhantomWagaGrivBobolesinge
>>8380711Famished
Someone asked for the entire collection: http://pastebin.com/VEN4cXNX>Name: Hunse Lirgen>Age: 26>Species: Lechwe (antelope)>Occupation: Prison officer>Home address: Rainbowfals, Rainforest district>Work address: Zootopia Penitentiary, Meadowlands>It is uncommon for children of a career criminal to pursue uniformed services career, much less becoming a prison officer>Perhaps due to detachment from his late father, who died in prison 15 years ago, Hunse avoided getting himself involved into dealings with his father's company>Maybe there was more to it, though it was clear Hunse was unsuitable for the job>Unlike what one could expect, he didn't become an officer to prove something to someone, "redeem" perceived faults of his father or make a world a better place (not to mention correctional facilities are the least likely place to change the world for the better, but that's another story)>His choice of career was nothing more than a result of several mundane coincidences and his unconscious decision to drift with the current>Hunse was miserable>Empathy is probably the worst quality for an officer in a high-security prison to have>The few years he has spent on the job did nothing to diminish his innate softness >His gentle - considering the prevailing conditions - manners and attitude stood out as much as his smaller bulk among much larger colleagues>Where they saw an opportunity to exercise strength and abuse power, he'd look for a way to reach the inmates>Where his fellow officers saw the dregs of society, he'd see a wasted potential>Sometimes at home in the middle of the night he'd find himself lying in his bed, imagining better lives for some of the prisoners, plotting nothing but happy endings for everyone>He finds himself browsing job ads increasingly often, though with infamy attached to his last name he does have little choice but to move to a different district if he wishes to escape the all-enveloping misery of the prison walls.
This is actually more tangential to what I was talking about before, but whatever, I might as well post it here and now:http://pastebin.com/AczpYAjiRough draft, still being worked on.Want to do stuff in writing crossing over Shorty Squad with Cormo's Gang.Please let me know if this is sounding like a good beginning.
>>8381023Your next character should be a prisoner if you roll the same living and work place, that'd be cool.
>>8379866Where are these interviews?
>>8379866MiwAuturu?
>>8380994patch isn't an artist, you're thinking of chilly jackal. they're in the discord but i don't think they've been in the thread in months. i believe Jerboadorable said they were leaving for a while, perhaps indefinitely (though i may be thinking of someone else)
>>8380050I'm sure you're among friends here.?
Horny little bunny boys need their tiny flopping dicks in order to make their master's erections even harder and to allow for the joys of dual orgasms. At least, that's what I think.
>>8380118My four favorite characters...More please.
>>8380711Translator Anon, Usagi Forest, tegaki, Popo
>>8380152Nah, writefags just hit the reset button, and start again.
>>8381015>>8380994>>8380967>>8380959>>8380927>>8380923>>8380914>>8380806>>8380795>>8380789>>8380772>so many new CCsI-I'll try!Would anyone want to do an interview in a few minutes?
>>8380711Falke
>>8381075Not a bad idea. They're all bunch of pretty much irredeemable reprobates though
>>8381212how are the interviews conducted?
>>8381222Reminds me of Hocus Pocus
>>8380711There's another writer, Zorotokon
>>8381233I'll usually get some background info on the CC and a link to their works, then post a series of questions that the CC answers in their turn, pic related
>>8380711What about the person writing RSB? I can't remember their name though...
>>8381292hmm... sounds scary
>>8381333harry lime 03also seconding Ciwi
>>8381292Do you post on the Discord?
>>8380711Baron, I think his name is? Friends with Gerardson.
>>8381199>When someone suggests you for an interviewO-oh.
>>8380711Brother of Tea
>>8380923ANONNNN!love ya
>>8380711What about Niiro, now that they're back?
>>8380806I guess it's nice to be nominated, but as we are all anonymous, just nominate yourself.
>>8380711Could always interview VR.
>>8381087Up yer arse
>>8381415Is this the prey mammal from the "Sorbune Series"?
>>8381449it wouldn't be earned, though. someone nominated me so it doesn't matter now
>>8381468Yup.Sorbune's pretty funny, comic seems to love it too.
Do you ever wonder if Inky is watching what you read and what you post, using various things as fodder for future artworks?I wonder if that's even happening right now...
>>8381488Comic loves everything. I don't think he ever read anything he said was shit.
>>8380792Im still sad for not knowing much of the post-lore my dude. It has grown so much. Its a shame i didnt participate..
>>8381468Yes! This is Lino!(Although I also use it as my zoosona. I sort of appropriated the character for the story.)
>>8381509He absolutely has.He's sent me back rewriting entire greentexts because he said they were broken.
>>8381509Have you heard his read through of "En Plein Air"?
>>8381457Helpful...NOT !
>>8379627
>>8381509Personally, Comic's persuaded me to drop something completely through his criticism.I need to mention that he didn't consider my story to be "shit" or anything like that: he said that it was an alright story in terms of quality that suffers from being associated with Zootopia, should be taken out of that universe.But, yeah, he can be tough on things.
>>8381495
>>8381533>>8381550>>8381568I didn't know. I thought he was more of a promoter than an actual reviewer.
>>8381495>>8381585Now I want to see a beaver spying on piggu
>>8381591Nah he reviewed a fic of mine. I never really went anywhere with it though.
>>8381495>>8381585Nah, I doubt it
>>8381066>Cormo's GangRemmy has a gang of predophile prey
>>8381618I don't think Inky even visits these threads, pretty sure someone just posts stuff from her tumblr.
>>8381533>>8381568i've thought of sending something for him to read, but you guys are scaring me...
OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
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>>8381642If you politely ask for him to do a review that's not public, then he'll do that.
>>8381550I honestly think that that's the most negative review that he's ever done for anything ever.
>beav is back to beaverpostingthe balance has been restored
any simple lewd requests?
>>8381729Melody or Rosie lewds
>>8381729Requesting a beaver watching someone undress through a telescope.
>>8381735only adults please.
>>8381741Looks good
>>8381729Manchaz doing sweaty lewd workout stretches please.
>>8381751I forget that they're kids, shitMaxine then
>>8381751Adult Melody or Rosie lewds
>>8381751CainC-cotton
>>8381763reference?
>>8381066I've just finished reading it, and I can only assume it's from a few years down the line. I was honestly confused as to why Hugh would live on Pack Street until I realized that. At present he only works there.The job you gave him was quite interesting, and one I could see him having at some point, provided you don't need a college education for it. It was kind of neat.I can't really gauge how well you wrote Betty, but my only criticism is the skunk felt overly wordy to me. Again considering with what little there is to offer in terms of lore for the shorties, this is completely fair. He seemed to speak more 'professionally'(?) than he normally does, but considering he has the job he does, that would probably make sense.Not enough there for me to make a solid judgement, but I'm at least interested in seeing where it goes.>>8381659This is my hell.
>>8381773>>8381774 can you supply one? On mobile.
>>8381729bottomless nick, with his cock peeking out of his sheath
>>8381550>>8381716I haven't and I don't want to look for and listen to it all. Would someone be willing to give me a tl;dr?
>>8381729Remmy domming both anneke and wolter. Or wolter and anneke riding remmy
>>8381716https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/en-plein-airhaven't listened to the whole thing myself so i can't provide a tl;dr
>>8381774Thanks a bunch for reading it.There's some little tweaks that I need to make, but overall I like it a lot. Wanted to bring in Shorty Squad characters into a decade-ish removed sequel thing to the original Pack Street, and I think I can pull it off alright. Your kind words are great.
>>8380824The ending of Tiger Oil will cross with the ending of BSP. Nick gets a dose of the oil and goes Peter North on the Hopps sisters.
>>8381816>>8381840sorry, linked the wrong post
>>8381849This actually sounds like a good concept, anon.
Coming soon.Parts 1 & 2: http://pastebin.com/u/lytaddax
>>8381784Whoops didn't see that.Sure thing anon!
Updated List!So, anyone present that wants to be interviewed (or is at least willing), step right up! If you're on the list and don't want an interview, just let me know and I'll mark it down.>>8381356In general yesThe interviews happen in-thread though
>>8381864NiceThis and Sorbune are my new OC fanfic series for the Pack Street hiatus
>>8381883Forgot the deceasedF
>>8381816>>8381840tl ; dr of the story:Nick and Judy encounter a group of naturalist mammals doing lewd things outdoors. They're freaked out. They go to arrest the ring leader. He blows a bunch of dicks at once and they're mentally traumatized by the sight, and the nudist guy says that he's already done "community service". Very ending shows Judy with Violet, and the bunny has PTSD about camping and the outdoors.tl ; dr of Comic's response:I can't stand this at all because it's pointless, and nobody would be this weird.
Speaking of CCs, someone posted this yesterday and it was completely underrated.
>>8381840I don't know, it doesn't sound too bad so far
>>8381921
>>8381927
>>8381921>>8381927This had better not end in anything like vore...
>>8381883do you have a link/compilation of the past interviews?
>>8381741>Yu-Gi-Oh rules lawyerthe horrorthe horrorLooks damn good, Mint.
>>8381911Yay, I'm on it!Maybe tomorrow? Honestly, I'm pretty tired at the moment, just relaxing.
>>8381937>>8381938Not at all. The ending is rather abrupt, unless I missed a part.
A While ago, a kindly anon said that they would write a story about Dawn hooking up with a random pred in her office.Did anything ever come of that?
>>8381961
>>8381883>>8381911>didn't make the cutaw.
>>8381940Seconded.
>>8381984what's your name, then?
>>8381923Nevermind he's pointing out how OOC and insane Nick and Judy are acting.
>>8381972And that's it. Dunno who the artist is, but the poor guy received no (You)s. It's a crying shame.
>>838166327*
>>8381849Did you just invoke The Decorator?
>>8381916>>8381840>PseudoFoxIt's weird. I've really enjoyed his earlier stuff, but there's been a couple pieces he's written in the last couple months that leave me scratching my head, wondering how they can be written by the same guy.
>>8381916Tbh it does sound like a crazy weird story, but a funny one like naked gun or monty python
Do you picture Judy and Nick as both being bisexual?
>>8382009This is way more brutal than I thought.
>>8382047Just Nick.
>>8382034What?
>>8381916Holy shituTalk about a fucking train wreckI hope comic took some fucking roofies after reading that jesus christ.
>>8381874gonna try
>>8382040let me take that back, just breezed a bit over ityeah...
>>8381940>>8381986http://imgur.com/gallery/AYqfy
>>8382064oh yeah. i had no idea comic actually went all in like this
>>8382047Judy? No. I can see Nick having tried it out in his wilder years.
>>8381999HarryLime03.
>>8382036Anything specific in mind?
>>8381940Please! I even have trouble finding /trash/ without a bit of searching...
>>8380000>pig pen>care to explain anon?Only because you got fucking quads.Back in /FNAFG/, this somewhat ominous comic, featuring a protagonist who'd suffered a terrible fate, was posted by Weaver. Suspicions that there were more to it were fueled when someone noticed the symbols in the background were, in fact, part of a famous cypher script called pigpen.
>>8382128The symbols were gradually deciphered, and...
>>8382081why'd you submit the gallery to imgur?
>>8382136Son of a bitch.
>>8382128>>8382136That's beautiful and terrible, all at once.Truly Weaver was the diamond in the roughage of this site.
>>8382138I have no idea, should I not have done that?How do I fix it anon
>>8382136I don't get it.
>>8382128>>8382136Son of a bitch!
>>8382136>be sure to drink your ovaltine think im missing something, but still what a crazily masterful ruse
>when something that you did is held up by the thread as one of the worst materials ever done by a writefagIt's a complex kind of feeling.
>>8382174>>8382185Uncultured swine.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdA__2tKoIU
>>8382185>>8382174Non-American detectedPURGE
>>8382128>>8382136how does he keep doing this
>>8381972The lion didn't whip his dick out. Ofcourse it didn't receive (you)s
>>8382192It's okay, even a self-indulgent fic isn't necessarily the worst thing ever.Just learn what you can and improve more for next time.
>>8382174>>8382185You ever watch "A Christmas Story", Anon?
>>8382192Don't feel bad, Pseudo. You could be famous for something far worse.
>>8381972If you want (you)s, you should make the lion fuck the building right there, even ejaculate inside the room, drowning the mouse in semen.
>>8382230Omg, that's so fucking hot. Fuck. Nnnnngh. NNNNGH I REALLY WANT FRENCH FRIES RIGHT NOW
>>8382192i think the attention is more focused on comics critique, than the writing itself. it's certainly far away from the worst thing i've ever read
hey guys the fox and the rabbit updated
>>8382223Was that the one with Adam Sandler?
>>8382246This is a great porn idea and anyone can keep it. But know that this shouldnt be in vore or inflation territory
>>8382209>>8382246Well there are at least two pics of mouses ogling Judy's hindquarters, and they got popular enough./ztg/'s homophobia strikes again?
>>8382259
>>8382258you better not be lying
>>8382259I don't even know if you're serious or not, but you still disgust me.
>>8382278nope im not http://archiveofourown.org/works/6589387/chapters/23037816
>>8382198Holy shit top kek
>>8382192I didn't read it but listening to comic its not the worst thing, but I won't lie its not good, just surprised comic is this savage, damn it must suck to listen to him
>>8381984>>8381911>>8381883>>8382105gotem
>>8382259I know you're baiting but I don't care.
>>8382258>only stayed until chpater 16's hiatus >yay chapter 17 is out>pop on over>2 chapters >mfwsometimes there is hope in this wolrd
>>8382081>hanzo mainI fucking knew it.
>>8382221>>8382230>>8382251It's not that it's getting me down, really, but it's more that I've got a bunch of other things that I've put up online. This getting attention out of all things is a surprise.>>8382246I like your dick-focused taste, anon.
>>8382303Wait, didn't someone ask for Mint somewhere along the line?If not, could you add him to the list too, please?
>>8382115Well there was the one fic A Small Thumb in the Fox Pie, where it starts out kinda sweet and then stumbles into a clumsy gag about Gideon having a small dick and being a one-pump chump, and then ends with the POV character having Judy sabotage Gideon's truck, because apparently being bad at sex justifies totaling someone's truck and potentially harming them, not to mention there's no reason given why Judy is helping her do this as she's never mentioned before this scene.And to top it off, it ends with the POV OC saying "it's called a hustle, sweetheart".And the other was Nick Wilde's Special Sauce... Hoo boy...Like I said, I think Pseudo is a talented guy, but he seems to be making a few missteps lately with stories like those.
>>8381921>>8381927>>8381937>>8381961>>8381972I saw this when I woke up! It was posted by someone who said it was a bedtime story!I'm not sure who the artist is, but I thought it was very funny!>>8382192Pseudo I'm sorry attention is being brought to the read through; please don't feel bad about it. I would rather you do a hundred experiments like En Plein Air than be demotivated not to try new things.
>>8382334chapter 17 is good its got a lewd scene
>>8382369got him :ok_hand:
>>8382303>>8382369Mint should be there! Seconded!
>>8382272But that's mice looking at judy's ass. This is about showing the elderly mouse the lion's pride that will fill his room with sperm
Have we all accepted that we are one step removed from being furries?
>>8382426Also, nobody can resist Judy's ass.NOBODY.
>>8382356i'm curious pseudo, what were your intentions for the tone of en plein air to be? >>8382379you're a bullyyou know what we do to bullies...
>>8382440I don't think many people ever denied it desu
>>8382440some still resist. it is however, as they say, futile
>>8382449
>>8382192This >>8382379 is probably about right. Experiments tend to end in failure, and when they don't fail is when you improve, so long as you pick up everything you can. >>8382377I see. Haven't read those, think I'll put them on my list.
>>8382441Anyone can look at judy's ass, no matter the perspective. But can anyone live the joy of being shown a massive dick LITERALLY outside his window, like its right there, and have, not a bathtub, but a room filled with pure semen.
>>8382303>>8382461 this pic reminds me, you should add TGG to the interview list
>>8382377>>8382379It's fine. Just some weird emotions, hah, especially when earlier in this same thread I had Inky state that she enjoyed the bit I was writing for Shorty Squad guys. We'll see what happens with future writings.
>>8382440>one step removedThere's either no difference, or it's one as small as a milliliter, friend.
>>8382379>behold the board of off-topic>right, bait some (you)s>what with?>...just bait and shitpost>too late!>the bringer of comf, there he is?>...what behind the rabbit>it is the rabbit>....YOU SILLY SOD!>wat?>you got us all spamming!>but thats no ordinary rabbit. thats the most bullying lewd and mild-tempered rodent you ever gave (you)s to>you tit, I changed my proxy I was so scared>look that rabbits got a lewdness streak a mile wide it'll bring the comfy >it'll give you a (you) m8>oh stop it>I'm warning you!>oh whats he do? read green texts?>I'm telln ya he...he cna lift...LOOK AT THE BONES!>oh I'm board, drive him out of this general>alright, one suicidal CC coming right off>look!*VR Bit satisfying a happy pred boy*>Sheepus christ!>I warned you
>>8382440>One step removedWe're furries anon. Denying it just makes you look silly.
>>8382482"Suckin' at something is the first step to being sorta good at something."Minor disagreement, you learn more from your failures than you ever do from your success.
>>8382449>>8382482"En Plein Air", "Nick Wilde's Special Sauce", and "A Small Thumb in the Fox Pie" were all connected to TT things, I believe. And I think that all of them were an attempt to do a tonal evolution thing where I start one place and move another place.Something that I know well but haven't really ever overcome is that even though I love writing, I have an incredibly difficult time coming up with a coherent kind of "arc". Things happen in an order, and I love making scenes, but past a certain point, I get antsy. So, I like the idea of trying to push something that hits out of left field.
>>8382440We know we're furries. We just think we're the best amongst them.
>>8382569honestly sometimes plot takes timei spent 4 months deliberating on what the plot would be for my character, and I still release in between long gaps from chapter from chapter.it'll probably come to you if you spend time walking around in your room. i've noticed that ideas come more readily when you're walking around.
More sqworl
Hey I'm not dead!! I'm trying to get page 6 done tonight...
>>8382303Has anyone asked Nobby?
>>8382303Uh, well. Toga here; I've got nothing going on at the moment. Can't listen to comic's critique on my PS4 and I can't get to my PC at the moment, so I'm free.
>>8382653Congrats on surviving!Keep that motivation going, friend
>>8381729Nick waking up from a trance, to a satisfied Judy.
>>8382569hm. do you make an written (or perhaps mental) outline before you write, or 'go with the flow', per say? also do you always write in third person? i like to mix up tense and perspective in the things i write depending on the intended tone >>8382638>it'll probably come to you if you spend time walking around in your room. i've noticed that ideas come more readily when you're walking around.i've noticed this also, basically any physical stimulation works well to get the blood pumping and ideas flowing. music works for me, as well
>>8382303Can you add Rock?
>>8381729Cain sitting beside Mrs. Wilde at that nudist club
>>8382730hah! the problem with music for me is that I tend to get too invested in the music while writing. sad tones in music will make me write in a less upbeat tone and happy music with commensurate effects.
>>8382230Im still waiting on my meme bunny.
>>8382535>We're furries anon. Denying it just makes you look silly.Well, -I- certainly am not!(murrs internally)
>this TTI can feel the comfy already.
>>8382766Is Cain a milf hunter by trade?
>>8382730I make mental outlines. Writing those down in an explicit fashion seems to only muddle things. A lot of the writing is just going with the flow since I think very strongly of things in cinematic and emotional terms. Basically, I see the movie in my head, hearing things, and let it just go on. At a certain point, I stop and run through the details more closely of what just happened.
Also I'm sorry I've been away, I'm pretty sick today.>>8381642Heya buddy,I promise that if you do send me something, I won't be on the look-out to destroy it for my own pleasure or the pleasure of others. The worst thing I can do is offer to do a read through of someone's work and not point out problems as they arise: it'd be just as bad as not pointing out what works and just railing on it.Let me promise anyone who might think I rip everything apart or just praise it emptily as a pat-on-the-back: all my read throughs are done with one goal in mind, and that's to make the piece and the writer better. . I'm not a riff track: I don't find any pleasure in bashing someone for writing something 'bad', nor do I think its funny to dress someone down for making art and putting it out in front of an audience.If you ever want to send me anything, feel free to.>>8382449Well, I guess I deserve this...>>8382482>>8382568Absolutely. Fail fast, fail early, fail often.Also, post mortems are an incredibly valuable too. I do very much hope weaver starts the trend with Tiger Oil, because everyone would learn a lot from reading and writing them.>>8382532I'm dying...>>8382653Yay! I can't wait!I'm going to go back to sleep, but I love you all. Take care, everyone.
>>8382645That is awful cute, and a dangerous amount of caffeine for a sqrl
>>8382820Sleep tight, bunner!
>>8382681Link to works pls
>>8382681install linux on ur ps4
>>8382820Sleep tight bunner
>>8382787I promise you I will /not/ be buying or fucking that new monstrosity. I do have a little something planned for TT, however...
>>8382853>>8382890Wait, no, this isn't me saying goodnight, I'm just resting with a wet rag on my forehead!
>>8382128I learned this shit from a code book in grade school.
>>8382923Get well then, bunner!
>>8382848
>>8381729Sheep dom wolf gay porn
>>8382991>>8383008>>8383053anon...
>>8382858Oh boy, uh. Hang on.>A World All Her Ownhttp://archiveofourown.org/works/8154437/chapters/18687605>Various TT fics, some random ones that I wrote before adopting my pen name>first one I ever submitted, not greathttp://pastebin.com/s55ZaAuP>Interrogationhttp://pastebin.com/f7haTein>First of Many Times (first foray in smut, not impressive)http://pastebin.com/y24D2bS0>Red of Blueshttp://pastebin.com/8nGncFR7>small rewrite f the scene in the mayor's office with Bogo, Judy, and Bellweatherhttp://pastebin.com/zs0Ku5B3>Split Decisionhttp://pastebin.com/ghrXREP2>Natural Symmetry (Cyberpunk TT)http://pastebin.com/q8tryzyv>Baby Steps (Species differences TT, if I recall)http://pastebin.com/xusuqdtm>High and Dry (Rainy Day TT)http://pastebin.com/ignLasNK>Second fic I ever didhttp://pastebin.com/nhdt9q5d>Starship Troopers-inspired story of a spider in little Rodentiahttp://pastebin.com/k8qq03jh>Knot Here, Knot Now parts 1 and 2pastebin.com/BRwvue8mpastebin.com/pcJau5BC>Girl Talkhttp://pastebin.com/fyaxpx0c
>>8382923How else would one interpret "I'm going to go back to sleep" tho
>>8383073Im a wreck, i know
>>8382771i haven't found that problem, but then again i like to listen to classical music that suites the mood i'm going for>>8382809>I make mental outlines. Writing those down in an explicit fashion seems to only muddle things.whatever works, i guess. i've never really used outlines, unless for a lengthy mutli-chapter fic>I think very strongly of things in cinematic and emotional termsfunny, that's almost exactly how i view things. plotholes and inconsistencies don't bother me so much as long as there is an emotional core, something that drives the story in a compelling and interesting way. i write based on instinct, what comes to me naturally, which is also something i'm learning to use in drawing >>8382820>If you ever want to send me anything, feel free to.thank you, i perhaps will if i ever finish something thread-related>Well, I guess I deserve this...yes, heh, certainly well anyways, good night thread
>>8382681>>8383078Sorry for the delay, was finishing op Overwatch placements. Let's get to it!Who are you? What should we know about you and your work?How long have you been here? What brought you to /trash/ or /co/?What is your association with other content creators? Have you collaborated with anyone?Where did you get the idea for "A World All Her Own", arguably your most popular fic?Which was your favorite TT so far? Which was the hardest?What is your favorite fic you've written, be it due to difficulty, the topic, or anything else?Have you had your Zoosona drawn yet? By who? share a pic if so!(I'm legally obligated to include this last question for public safety purposes):In the past three months, have you at any time been approached by a strange antelope and, if so, did he threaten you with shears or attempt to coerce you into sexual acts of deviancy?
>>8383167>suites the mood I'm going forNice one
>>8383167Sleep tight, bunner
>>8383187I'd fuck that
>>8382653Can't wait for it, CC.
>>8383167sleep tight bunner!
>>8382532Ok, I kekked.
>>8383167you listen to rachmaninov on any chance, famished?i love his 2nd and 3rd piano concertos
>>8382634I'm not, and neither is my friend.
>>8380772>mentionedAAAAAAAAAA
>>8379993I'm trying, anon. I'll let you know if I hear anything.
Tall boi
>>8383292oh hell yes the final two minutes of the third movement of his 2nd concerto are perhaps my favorite in all of classical music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8mKsNTh4Kwlistening to this while watching the aurora borealis remains the most incredible experience of my life
>>8383376What a gangly-looking nerd
>>8383376>wish he was chubbier
>>8383376>>8383398same here desu
>>8382645>>8381741I approve greatly of this character
https://kaged640.tumblr.com
>>8383173>>8383173>Who are you? What should we know about you and your work?I'm Toga, and I tend to be all over the place in what I write. I use mostly third person, but dabble occasionally in 1st person, with my on-going fic (AWAHO) being entirely 1st person. Big fan of science fiction overall, but I have a hard time translating that into Zootopia, so I stick to more contemporary topics or situations. >How long have you been here? What brought you to /trash/ or /co/?I was here since late March of 2016. Came here before I saw the movie because of all the hullabaloo the film was getting, stuck around because I REALLY liked the idea of a fox and rabbit ending up together. I'm a pretty bad shipper; I get sucked into fictional relationships easily if they appeal to me or resemble the type of relationship I would want. Interestingly, I ended up not seeing the movie until late April and SOMEHOW never had the film really spoiled for me.>What is your association with other content creators? Have you colaborate dwith anyone?The only other CC I regularly interact with is Comic; he critiques my in-progress chapters of AWAHO and suggests edits. The story would be worse off without him, I can safely say that. As for collabs, not really. The only thing I've done involving someone else's work was Split Decision, which was a 1st person account of Nick's thoughts before he goes to rescue July from Eyetooth Bridge in Mead's comic, but he had no input on it.>Where did you get the idea for "A World All Her Own", arguably your most popular fic?The thread inevitably came to the discussion of a human in zootopia and the general malignancy such a premise usually brings, and how often it's a plot device used for self-inserts to fuck their favorite characters. I and a few other anons began tossing the idea back and forth of the opposite: a zootopian stuck on Earth. I greentexted a one (or two?) post thing that had a scientist describing Nick and it snowballed from there.
>>8382634I sure as hell am not the best furry among them.
>>8379922>>8379970>>8379993>>8383350Got in touch with Pandanon. All you need to know for now is that he's alive and he's okay.
>>8383448Whoa butt
>>8383439Yes!!!!!
>>8383376tol*
>>8383384>listening to this while watching the aurora borealis remains the most incredible experience of my lifeYou have lived !
>>8382807>Is Cain a milf hunter by trade?By original design, anyway.In Sunny Day, he was just an ordinary hormone-driven bunny buck.
Apparently people were worried about me. I'll be honest it's been so long I didn't really think anyone would remember me. I'm okay, just been going through some tough times recently. Things are working out, but you know how personal life shit goes.And Comic, if you're reading this, I'm sorry I haven't been in contact. Life's been kinda shit recently and I haven't really had the time or motivation to do much other than life stuff. I'm really sorry that I let you down.
>>8383173>What was your favorite TT so far? Which was the hardest?Favorite was Cyberpunk TT, for which I submitted Natural Symmetry. Big fan of sci-fi, as I mentioned earlier. The hardest was probably Baby Steps for the species differences TT, because I wanted Nick and Judy to have the discussion of adoption and the different ways foxes and bunnies see kids. I ended up more or less liking how it came out, but it felt kind of contrived and kind of came across as flat because you don't get Nick's opinion of what having a family means to foxes; you only got Judy's explanation of what family means to bunnies.>What is your favorite fic you've written, be it due to difficulty, the topic, or anything else?While I'm really happy with the reception AWAHO has gotten, I'd have to say my favorite was Red of Blues. It was short, effective, and didn't require my attention for more than 20 minutes. I don't have a great attention span when it comes to writing.On that note, I do have a spot for AWAHO because it's difficult for me. Contrary to Red of Blues or anything else, AWAHO requires a lot of attention. It's the first multi-chapter thing I've seriously written in just over a decade. It's a big change of pace for me.>Have you had your Zoosona drawn yet? By who? Share a pic if so!I cannot post pictures from my PS4, but I know A_Sig has drawn him, and he got a headshot in that collection of writefags drawn by...uh, I feel really bad but I can't recall the name. It had a BUNCH of headshots of different CCs' zoosonas.And no, I have not been contacted by any such antelope.
>>8383527Glad to hear you're alive Panda!
>>8383518He's cute. I would enjoy rebuffing him until he went completely blue.
>>8383527Good to know you're still fighting the good fight PandanonWherever you go, thanks for all you've done
>>8383527we were worried about you, panda ;;
>>8383527>I'll be honest it's been so long I didn't really think anyone would remember me.>Makes some of the most ballin OC the thread's ever seen>"I didn't think anyone would remember me"Panda. Mate...
>>8383571Run away, run away!!
I want to have sexual relations with the rabbit
>>8383634THE rabbit?
>>8383527>>8383548>>8383555>>8383558>>8383578Forgive the newfaggotry but who is this pandaman?
>>8383634>Not the foxYou some kinda faggot?
>>8383634i want mrs. wilde's mouth bound with ductape, tears streaming down her face, her arms tied behind her back, and Cain pounding away at her.
>>8383650Yes>>8383677No
>>8383669Guy who makes OC music for the threads.https://soundcloud.com/user-594411020I personally like "Start My Fire" the most, but that's personal bias because he wrote it about my character. Everyone else agrees "Pack It Up" is their favorite.
>>8383718neato, thanks
>>8383668
>>8383718I thought the consensus was that "I'm going to regret this one" is the best.http://picosong.com/tn7i/
>>8383448Source?
Where is that new thread, I was going to post a fic a half hour ago.
>>8381883i'm here, the high highland cow, who's mostly highor HC
>>8383972so post it here AND the new one when it pops
>>8384010
>>8384021
>>8383391r u d e >>8383398>>8383416He can't help it! He's got a fast metabolism!>>8383417Aw, thank you!>>8383501tl
>>8384029
hey threadgib draw requests
>>8384069Samurai bun and or fox?
>>8384069otterton family vacation
>>8384069see >>8383680
>>8384069Nick bullying Judy, as is required by law.
>>8384069Nick dancing a classic samba
>noreaster happens last week>end up going through the chocolate cupcakes I had bought because snow shuts down cafe and wanted to help feed students in my dorm>go to get new ones>accidentally buy hostess>hostess looks like fucking garbage and I wanted Little DebbieHostess chocolate cupcakes aren't nearly fat enough to resemble Canidae
>>8384010>>8384021>>8384029I would like to point to here for the translated versions of those: >>8378750>>8384040 this wasn't translated.>>8384069This >>8384078 but one as a samurai, the other as some sort of spirit.
>>8384078ive got ya[spoiler]it was a good episode tonight[/spoiler]>>8384087what the fuck dude
>>8384122I'm watching it right now, I missed the stream.
>>8384069ShortySquadstuff!
>>8377960>literoticamy fucking nigga
>>8384105Rude, Canidae may be fat, but it's cushion for those who want to use her as they please.
>>8377960>asstrYou mean it's pedo snuff? Or do you mean old asstr?
>>8384237Hostess cakes also look like shitthe chocolate glaze doesnt shine like a wolf that's been lathered in 5 gallons of vegetable oilthe frosting is pressed into the cakes, instead of resting atop like the pink hair flows in the wind
>>8381864>>8381906>>8384013Sure thing.HYENAHURST Episode 3: Rained OutLyta and the gang hit up a party, and end up taking a new friend for a ride somewhere far from their Hyenahurst neighborhood.http://pastebin.com/8BzYmBWr
>>8384275Old asstr pretty much.Uhg the pedo crap...Someone pointed out a line from the fic here; >>8380064It is not out of place at all.
>>8381906>>8384323>hyenahurst = high school>sorbune = universityso many school years lol
>>8384323I would put it in her pseudo-penis.
Can I get a link to Sorbune?
>>8384484http://pastebin.com/u/MyTrashBinGod damn, I really need to change my name.
>>8384078rusty as fuck but it works i guess
Well, to that anon that requested large finnick bullying nick, here it is, in all its horrid and shit posting glory. It took way too long than it probably should have, but whatever. 1/9
>>83845652/9
>>83845803/9
>>83845934/9
>>83846015/9
>>8384560...NL?
>>83846106/10
>>8384593There's nothing about this image I don't like.
>>83846177/9 fuck i meant 9 on that last one.
>>8384560Damn man that's really cute and fits the scene really well. Thank you very much for doing my request.
>>83846258/9
>>83846429/9 there. Dont ask me why nick looks like he was drawn by seth mcfarlane, it just felt right at the time. I hope the anon that originally requested this is still even awake at this point.
>>8384475Anon, she would kick your butt and call you a pussy.
>>8384593>>8384601>>8384610>>8384617>>8384625>those eyesi keked hard>>8384653>the IphoneaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8384565>>8384580>>8384593>>8384601>>8384610>>8384617>>8384625>>8384642>>8384653This is top quality shitposting right here
>>8384653oh my fucking god that's hilarious
>>8384653If he's awake, he's probably looking for a rope.
>get home>too tired to read the thread>too tired to shitpostBeing responsible sucksGoodnight
>>8384676Yeah, she needs a full attitude adjustment, a kind of brain transplant almost, before she'd be worth being anybody's girlfriend.At least there's Labjer's friend. She's actually pretty altruistic and intelligent. Really forgetting the name, though.
>>8384115Fuckin FINE>>8384040>いやあ俺一応こう見えても(...)警察学校を主席に卒業して(...)んですよねほん(...)飲み込み早さには正直自(...)って(...)うか教官にもー(...)たら(...)TN: This is horrifically garbled, so the only legible phrases I can pull from it are "When I first outlined it..." "When I graduated top of my class..." "Quickly and honestly" and "Even the instructor..." The best I can say is that Jack is complaining about his day? I honestly don't know>ヨダレたれてますよJude: "You've done enough for today">つかれた。。。Jack: "So tired..."
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>>8384715Aafiya?To Kabirah, most guys aren't worth using their boipussi and suplexing them into a dumpster.
need bread
>>8384542And... it's done!http://pastebin.com/u/Sorbune
NEW THREAD>>8384814>>8384814>>8384814
>>8383527PANDA!!!Panda its totally okay I am just so happy you're okay, I was really worried you weren't okay!Buddy I'm so happy to know you're alright. You take care of yourself first, buddy.
>>8384780>Fuckin FINE>See pictureI am going to assume, from those lines, that Jack is complaining about how much work it took when he was first starting out, with even the instructor giving him a hard time. >Also just noticed Nick's ear flicks towards Judy in the picture when she starts talking, holy shit the detail.
>>8384816So, how often are these threads turning over now?
>>8384926We usually hit 80-110 IPs a day, three threads a day.Its amazing how much content we still pump through.Nights are definitely slower though
>>8385011I'm watching from Oz, and being Sunday, just kicked back and surfed.Sure I saw three threads just today...?
>>8384706Sleep tight, bunner!
>it's been well over a month since the last Pack Street chapter
>>8385111I know it's not much consolation, but there are other fics doing the episodic thing gang of irregulars.And your old favorites will be back one day.
>>8384913Wasn't actually frustrated, sorry if I upset youJust not the biggest fan of translating intentionally overlapped text
>>8385242No, no, you didn't upset me. That picture was more meant as a snark, funny reaction than anything else. I completely understand that translating that is frustrating and other such situations (note the picture), and understand if you don't in the future. If the picture is like that, I'd just rather ask for context than anything. I was just informing them, since they seemed to have not seen the translated version earlier, that that specific part wasn't translated.
>>8385390And just like that, all of Maxine's problems were solved.Good end.
