Zootopia General: Bad Fur Day EditionPastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2TZTG Creator List: derpy.me/ztgcclistArchives: ztarchive.com / desuarchive.orgPrevious thread: https://archive.b-stats.org/trash/thread/8321078Thematic Thursdays: http://www.poll-maker.com/poll1016606x265F44D3-42 (Poll closes Mar. 23 00:00 PDT)More information: derpy.me/trashthematicthursdaysTT Archive: t3event.tumblr.com
>>8329996>>8330045
Foxe
REMINDER!Ozzy has an unbreakable smile
>>8330411BLAAAAAAP
>>8330422Ozzy died, and Betty just can't get over it.
>>8329996>>8330409
>>8330422>an unbreakable smileanon, that's the rigor mortis settling in
>>8330439I just felt mad for some reason and I didn't know why until I looked at the title.
>>8330465It's just music, anon.
>>8330462n-no!Ozzy's smile is unbreakable dammit!
>>8329799Week's okay. Getting lots of work done.But I've fallen out of my writing groove and it's starting to get really annoying. I'm interested in TT, but I don't want to pause this big story, but I can't make decent progress on it anyway.Eh. Tomorrow's another day.
I need all the pictures of cute footpaws.
>>8330482Trumpets are EVIL
Did Weaver update? So we can stop this overdriven train of a train.
New thread new shillhttp://archiveofourown.org/works/7219528/chapters/22993221
>>8330509
>>8330512They are. That's why I started playing the flute instead.
>>8330513Of a general*
Reposting the comic for translator-anon.
>>8330520shill right you bear.
>>8330409fuck you
>>8330520>my favorite Jack is a buttslut story updated againyay
>>8330540
>>8330542fuck you I won't do what you tell me
>>8330560
>>8330566
>>8330561>fuck you I won't do what you tell meoh really ?keep doing wildesavage smutyour move now.
>>8330520>Jack's Back™>Back in the Past™>Samurai Jack™
>>8330576
>>8330548i'll fight you
>>8330588time to finish that sizeplay piece I started
>>8330561Rage Against The Machine isn't really all that great desu sensei
something something hot furry mess of an iphone commercial
>>8330528But fluting is hard.
>>8330608
>>8330607and I can win any fight
SHILLINGSorbune Ch. 2http://pastebin.com/rUN3J9cYNew readthrough by the comicanon:https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/sorbune-ch-2Synopsis: Almost as good as the Zootopian Chronicles II: Darkness.Ch. 1:http://pastebin.com/q8HVLdMJPS to Comicanon (hopefully he reads this):Thanks comicanon for doing this! I still can't believe how dedicated you are to reading everyone's fics!I'll be busy with schoolwork, so expect me to listen to it tomorrow. Even though I don't know what you'll say in the readthrough, I just hope that you liked it ahead of time, just before I listen in. Anyways, thanks so much for the inspiration you give me every day to write out this story! -9s
>>8330627I cannot imagine a hippo trying to play a flute.
>>8330521they walk like they're wearing swimming fins
>>8330627did zootopia rip off this image??
I was introduced to this guy and I liked him at first, but then he turned out to be Clawhauser-esque and I still really like him. And he likes me.SEND HELP
>>8330645To be fair, Nick's carrying a pretty heavy popsicle in that scene
>>8330674fucc himpost pics
>>8330674You'll be fine unless he'sACTUALLY CLAWHAUSER.
>>8330674Explain. Clawhauser esque?
>>8330617THOSE WHO DIEDARE JUSTIFIED DA WEARIN A BASH AND THEIR TOES IS RICE
>>8330677But he's always carrying a heavy popsicle
>>8330641>I cannot imagine a hippo trying to play a flute.The zebra seems plausible though, right?
>>8330733Sure, you don't need fingers to play a flute.
>>8330674Canidae, that WAS Clawhauser, or at least his VA
>>8330726
>>8330409>My name is Josiah Bloodfang, and I was born on a moonless night while my pack howled in anguish as my mother died while giving birth to me because she got struck by lightning which is how I got my music powers because I am a god of METAL.>It was tuesday, and I had already sucked my 5 dicks, so I was at o'murphys, this dying pub I liked to go to. >I shouldn't be in there because I'm 18, but the owner lets me because I play for free because that's how music is supposed to be played.>The bar was full of people who had come to listen to me because i was playing my new song, which i was making up as I went along, because my voice was stolen from the angels and my pick from the devil's toenails.>that's when I noticed that in the front row, rocking out with a beer in his paw was slash, ozzy osbourne, and jimmy hendrix (AN: he's not dead in my AU, okay) and I shouted at them that they were my heroes>They join me on stage and we rocked the whole night long and everyone loved it, and they all said I was the best metal guitar palyer out there and that we should all form a band together>I, of course, ahd to say no because I could never leave my town or my people, but hendrix gave me his 1957 Supro Ozark 1560s (AN: look it up, plebs)>then I went home, and prayed to jesus, my lord and savior for blessing me with the power to ROCK, and for making METAL music not a sin for likingI think this has been my best piece to date, ever.
Okay, anons. I'm writing a fic.In it, a kinky girl has sex with a vanilla guy.Should I have her do anal-only (For the illicit thrill of not even touching the 'proper' entrance), or vaginal like a normie? (Normie-tier fetishes bring in mass thread appeal, which is best.)
>>8330779have her convince the guy to wear a strap on so he can do her in both holes at once
>>8330779Anal.Bring him into kink slowly; first she uses the "wrong" hole, next the nipple clamps and hot sauce come out.
two hours before the poll CLOSES /ztg/!
>>8330674>Clawhauser-esqueAVOID AT ALL COSTS.Flamers are all horrible people.
you know what, fuck all of youI show up to advertise my OC and you do nothing but shit on himToxic shithole, hope this film doesnt get a sequel just to spite you faggots
>>8330607I really need to see that movie again. Last time I watched it, it made me want to live life again, put me in a great mood for a few days. That was really nice.I'm going to do a shameless reshill here for an older fic that didn't get a lot of notice when it first popped through, on the occasion of new pack street.It's called Sinner's Circle. It's a night in the life of Avo and Betty, before Remmy arrives. https://archiveofourown.org/works/9916511I'm Hasty, if that means anything to you. Any kind of feedback is greatly appreciated!
>>8330779the kinky girl discovers that she orgasms the stonrgest when tender love is done to her.
>>8330817oh shitI was a huge fan of Cracks back when you posted it. If you need a proofreader, I'd be willing to do it.
>>8330779Anal is always the best choice
>>8330779is this going to be about Labjer's slutty trashpanda and ghey bunner?>because that would be totally hot
>>8330779This.
>>8330752>BernieLoverNah, that's Labjer
>>8330816I WROTE YOU A FANFIC
>>8330833not this time, spiderman....but I'm not averse to adding that to the list of future fics.
fuck this dumb chomperalso does the pig shaking Judy’s cart at 28:25 say "Hell are you a cop or not?" At first I thought he said "Well," but he most definitely says hell.
>>8330816
>>8330816which OC?
>>8330845Can you people really not tell the difference between a cute badger and a velociraptor wearing sheep's wool?!
>>8330802Hmm...Okay, thread: Do you think DP on the first fuck is hot, yes or no?
>>8330778>Not worshipping both Satan AND The Triune Godwhat a monotheistic retard
>>8330816Okay, Feldé
Describe this stoat
>>8330752I don't remember beav ever posting this and it doesn't look like his newer stuff. When was this made?
>>8330914Well if you're adding a third person, you wouldn't want to limit yourself.
>>8330859it gets worseJudy's VA is married to the hog's VAand he YELLED at herthat's spousal abuse it's domestic fucking violencethanks, Zootopia, for showing that its ok to yell at women and then crush their dreams, forcing them to find a literal male (sexual) /predator/ to save them from a mess they madeThanks disney, for this shitball of a movie that backpedalled over a decade of feminism to get equal rights going
>>8330816Shut up meme mouse.
>>8330816don't feel bad, anon. It's good to have a laugh and look, i made you a pic already. If want you can remove the lower part, and welcome to ztg!>>8330778this is beautiful>not dead in my AU, okay99/10
>>8330932too thin
>>8330938I was thinking more one guy, one girl, anal, and a dildo.
>>8330932Ozzy's boyfriend
>>8330932His lips taste like grape
>>8330932Cute, just like all tube dudes
>>8330817Woah, another pack street fic that I've missed? I don't have time now, but I'll try to give you some feedback when I get the chanceThanks for reposting this, never would have got to read it otherwise(Also, I feel the same way about Fantastic mr. Fox, it's my favorite movie)
>>8330932Not as good as his sister.
>>8330932Ozzy's bf
>>8330520>http://archiveofourown.org/works/7219528/chapters/22993221oh fuck yes
>>8330958so does his cock
>>8330914She should get him to go down on her, then encourage him to rim her whiles he's down there. Afterwards, it's only logical to use both holes, as they've been lubed up anyway.
>>8330816I DREW YOU A FANART
>Hell is warm 3 - Nick babysits at the burrows
>>8330958>>8330980gettin' a little too close to blueberry territory i think
>Reading fanfic where Nick has been acting aggressive and secretive towards Judy>Judy asks a PI to trail Nick>Judy gets pictures of Nick walking with some Husky (yes, I know husky dog reeee)>Judy has been cheated on before by a buck back in Bunnyburrow, refuses to let Nick explain himself, and breaks up with him thinking the same thing happened here>Later finds out the other girl was just a friend, who is gay, and Nick's mother has recently died>Also finds out Nick was laid off>Judy realizes she fucked up>Goes to find Nick, he has drank a bottle of bleach and a full bottle of pills>When Nick wakes up in the hospital, he explains that he could barely afford rent, was saving up before losing his job, his apartment building was being demolished, finds his mother dead after years of not talking to her, Finnick skipped town, was mugged, and the whole thing with Judy>Judy asks for another chance to be in Nick's life and help him get back on his feet>Nick tells her to fuck off and he should have just let her get him for tax evasionHuh. Super abloo abloo bait with literally everything bad happening to Nick, but also funny of Nick wanting Judy out of his life. Nick is definitely also in the wrong for not telling Judy shit and his attitude, but still...
>>8330980What do stoat cocks look like? What's Marty packing? Does he use the amazing flexibility of tube dudes to suck his own stoat cock?
>>8330300>However, to me genderswap is so absolutely generic that there's almost no adhesive holding it together.See, I'm afraid I'll never agree with you on this. I still think it fits just fine.>It might be odd of a complaint that something allows for "too much" creativityThat I CAN agree with, but I don't consider it a detriment myself. All depends on how it's used.> Consider that there's nothing preventing that in the first place.There's nothing preventing people from drawing sci-fi or high seas art either though. In fact people still do. I don't consider that a fair assessment in that sense, but I at least see the point you're trying to make.>consider how much more generally accepted it would be to randomly create Rule 63 as opposed to the unprompted creation of Judy with a lazer rifle and a hoverboardI don't agree with this either. I've seen rule 63 get shit on way more than things like that, but also to be fair there are assholes who dump a mountain of it at once, which is also a pretty dumb thing to do.I don't see a problem with it as a theme because I don't see it as any more or less 'acceptable' as the examples listed. Just the most likely of the three to appear outside of a TT. Which if that's the case it's a fair complaint to have, but I don't think it means it doesn't deserve a chance to be a theme either.Like I said, I'm 10x more likely to participate in that TT than the other two listed, so I'm mostly just explaining why I think it's valid and not a problem. It doesn't mean I'm right, and it doesn't mean I expect you to agree with me either. I just don't agree with your question of its validity, even if I can agree with certain points you make.
>>8331002
>>8331012He's a Weaver character so he has a human penis.
>>8331011I want to read this train wreck
>Josiah 'It's not Queer if its from a Steer' Bloodfang>Josiah 'Send a bullet through my mullet' Bloodfang>Josiah 'What's better than rock? A meaty cock' Bloodfang>Josiah 'The bigger his prey, the better my day' Bloodfang
>>8330817That goat seems like a real classy dudewouldgettoknowandpassionatleyfug/10
>>8331012tubesusually he packs sandwiches to work, but this one time he got really crazy and bought a burrito on the way and had that insteadyes, but usually I beat him to it
>>8330937I drew it before I started on Beaver's Vacation.
>>8330942>mfw this will be the one piece of art that comes back to haunt me eternally
>>8331085Repent for your sins.
>>8331047http://archiveofourown.org/works/9527012/chapters/21542045False, Fatal Motif
>>8331085Poor sloth, I hope he finds a giraffe patient enough to let him live on them and then perhaps... love shall bloom.
>>8330394>>>8331085>Repent for your sins.what should I draw? It's 1:30 in the morning.
>>8330804This anon gets it.You gotta ease them into it then fuck the vanilla right out of them.
>>8331144josiah bloodfang
>>8331047http://archiveofourown.org/works/9527012/Not him but I enjoy it. They both were in the wrong, and neither did things that they should have done.Nice to see her actually needing to life with her mistakes.And Nick trying to live and find happiness (a pretty impossible thing right now) without her is quite fresh.Just like that green of how Old-Fashioned Disaster should have ended.
>>8331144Nick licking Judy's paws.
>>8331144nice dubs dubs dubsdraw a sleepy Nick
>>8331144Gideon and Travis's wedding.
>>8331144Buns, barrels of buns.
>>8331144>fellow east coastermy nigga
>>8330828If you were to proofread and give any comments you had, I would be extremely thankful!>>8330964Whenever works for you, dawg! I'm just glad something that interests you got on your radar.Also, if this is famished proper - it's nice to see you around, dawg. It's a shame it's only a little while.>>8331058[i may have based him on a guy I met at a party and had a crush on]
>>8331022bluh, fine then.>marty's addiction to grape soda begins to spiral out of control>every day he'd buy a 12-pack to hide in him and his roomate's apartment>he'd wake up in the middle of the night to down the entire thing>he's been taking more breaks from working at the library to feed his addiction>his belly gets noticably larger with each passing day>charlie is secretly enjoying it and says nothing
So, been awhile, not much in the way of updates, but I'm still working on pt.2 of the current chapter:http://archiveofourown.org/works/10201733/chapters/22646174https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11862965/1/Kitsunegari
I wanna give Marty a platonic brojob
>>8331210>his belly gets noticably larger with each passing dayplease don't!
>>8331200>[i may have based him on a guy I met at a party and had a crush on]
so when can i leave? i think my family misses me.
>>8331299>leaveAnon get back to shitposting
>>8330700As in he's a chubby girly gay who gushes about pop stars.I thought I'd be in a manly gay relationship but here I am listening to Lady Gaga.
>>8331305b-but boss, the water supply is running low and the food that's been promised didn't arrive yet.
>>8331316>chubby>girly >gushes about pop stars.Each one of these is deal breakersSever all ties with him.
>>8331242I'll be waitin.
>>8331210>his belly gets noticably larger with each passing dayso close, yet so far.
>>8331356Did I fucking stutter?
>>8331361no, sever him and begin your genocide crusadeits time for you to kill, and its time for you to die
>>8331210>every day, the fox eyes the gentle swell, the curves that gurgle eagerly as the stoats hips sway with his walk. >her tongue darts out to sate her dried lips>the urge grows and burgeons with each day, an irrepressible desire to taste the grape flavored mustalid >one day, marty trips at the top of the stairs. >he doesn't fall, however.>he rolls, down and down, before smacking into charlie's firmly planted feet. >the corsac fox looks down at his rotund form, ears perking up at the sound of his purple liquid sloshing still about >she's had enough>no matter the wide-eyed sheep bearing witness>it was time to quench the thirst
>>8331299
>>8331316Does he moan real nice when you fuck him in the ass and make him cum hands free?
>>8331400stahp
>>8331404>Human cock instead of tapered bunny bonerNot that rabbit.
>>8331164>They both were in the wrong, and neither did things that they should have done.This is probably my favorite part about it; both fucked up on their parts. Sure Judy jumped the gun and didn't give Nick the chance to say anything, but Nick should have said something before all this, it is somewhat amazing it took months for Judy to do anything at all. Granted she should have just gone up to his face and said "Hey, start explaining or we can't do this anymore" instead of going behind his back but either way.The author mentioned that they might hit a wall with this direction, and I can see why. I wonder how they will end it; I can't see it being a really happy ending for either of them. We have seen what happens to Judy when she blames herself for something, and this hits her on a deeper, personal level. Nick is going to have trust issues for a long time, possibly forever.
>>8331404No.Fucking disgusting.
alrighty theni think I'll save my fic for after Weaver finishes Tiger Oil, for completely unrelated reasons.
>>8331373n-no sir, sorry sir.
>>8331423>footpaw on cockMORE!
>>8331404Fuck yes, especially that bun!
reminder that Cain is NOT FOR KEK
>>8331425that you, mister e? or maybe zorotokon?
>>8331404>curled toes as he orgasmshnnnng
>>8331404you bet i do
>>8331417ok
>>8331448E's been dead a while, so my money's on zorotokon.I really dig his shit.
>>8331404I like them, why do you keep deleting your pics btw? I notice you seem to do it a lot.>>8331423Poor Hugh, he is literally cuter in every form but skunk. Inky can be a cruel cruel Piggu.
>>8331467>I really dig his shit.me too, though i do hope mister e returns with more glorious fics
I can't believe the vrbit is fucking dead.
>>8330520>>8330550oh it's not actually updatedfuggg
>>8331104>>8331160>>8331165>>8331166>>8331171>>8331180>>8331186anyone got a reference for Judy's paws?
>>8331495>Inky can be a cruel cruel Piggu.I think you mean genetics can be cruel.I think he looks just enough like his mom to make it work.Actually I'd say bunny Hugh is my least favorite Hugh, but that's me.
>>8331534I never posted that chapter to AO3, so it technically updatedWorry not, I'm working as we speak.
>>8331510No he's just tired, give him a VRbity Snack and see him surge with bunner power.
Sorry, I panicked. I'm still nervous about posting lewds.>>8331418It is a tapered penis; it just kinda of obscured by the paw/cum.>>8331446>>8331449>>8331453Thanks, guys!>>8331495Sorry, I get antsy posting stuff like this.
>>8331510i wondered if vrbit was the new tt anon, but the posting times don't seem to align
>>8331510Anon I went to go cook and eat dinner.I was gone for maybe an hour.
>>8331555>>8331556actually, scratch thati am still suspicious
>>8331546I'm trying to imagine a platypus Hugh...>>8331554Posting lewds of buns?! I'm calling the cops, where is vrbit when you need him?!
>>8331554just post the lewds my doods.This is the /trash/ bin.
>>8331554It's pretty good! No need to be shy.
>>8331541Only one I've got.
>>8331574Not NeoTT. A lot of people thought it was, but I don't have the time to do that on top of IRL work and read throughs, plus I'm actually a huge dummy when it comes to online stuff so I wouldn't know how to do things like make a Tumblr or update it or make the polls. There's a reason I hire my programming out.>>8330638I'll spoil it for you: I loved it :D
4 more votes for High Seas, please. For a last minute rally?
>>8331574>>8331624Instead of imagining wild theories you should be VOTING!one hour before the poll CLOSES!
>>8331200working on it in a google doc atm. Want the link?
>>8331641I've already voted anon.you can try the best you can, you can try the best you can /the best you can is good enough
>>8331661>what if NeoTT is Vr's PET FOX!
>>8331641hear ye hear ye, high seas be needin' our support the time has cometh, there't be a nother shot at a prize like this again don't give up the ship
>>8331683W H A T
>>8331688>mfw I voted for just horror and nothing else
>>8331548Looking forward to it, dude!
>>8331583
>>8331661Hey, TTanon. You might've heard that some anons think you and NeoTT are some kind of static eldrich horrors. It was probably because of this.
>>8331688>REMEMBER THE MAINE
>>8331683Now now lets not jump to conclusions, I say we tape a vr headset to TTanon and see how similar they look side by side. From there we can go with your wild accusations about him being a fox.
>>8331661Poll link?
>>8331664Sure! I'm working on an essay but I can take a peek in a couple of minutes (I want to get my bibliography and introduction done.)
>>8331714Hmm he does seems less cute than skunk hugh... so you win this round Inky. Also thank you for indulging me, you are very sweet.
>>8331724TO HELL WITH SPAIN
>>8331724>I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO FIGHT
>>8331683>>8331696*ghasp*THE JIG IS UP!>>8331717the only punishment I dispense is for CHEATS and POLL RIGGERS!though people that don't participate make me sad...you can always do something for TT, even a greentext is enough!>but seriously, don't cheat in the polls or you will LOSE ALL YOUR VOTES>>8331749http://www.poll-maker.com/poll1016606x265F44D3-42http://www.poll-maker.com/poll1016606x265F44D3-42http://www.poll-maker.com/poll1016606x265F44D3-42
>nick and judy go to outback island on their vacation>its filled with horny aussie rabbits
>>8331713I love that picture. The depth of field, the narrow field of view...
>>8331713Source?
>>8331761>>8331767>ENGLAND EXPECTS THAT EVERY MAN WILL DO HIS DUTY
>>8331783Or angry shithead koalas
>>8331611thanks anon
>>8331725My Pet Nick doesn't wear a VR headset! He's a good fox who doesn't piddle when I live in other Zoosona's flats and doesn't eat me! My Pet Nick is not NeoTT!>>8331777... Or, well, I guess he is...
>>8331814Wrong kind of paw.
>>8331793>FIGHT HER TILL SHE SINKS(if someone could help me, i'm running out...)
>>8331789I dunno, the artist never SIGNED
what the fuck is "can i stay at your place"
>>8331876Probably just sharing rooming, and all the awkwardness/romance/lewd that happens during.
>>8331822>>8331777>*inception horns blare in the distance*
>>8331789>>8331849https://twitter.com/ratuta/status/753883447500738560
>>8331463thanks for the assist, mate!i'll try to take it from here i think>>8331400>the fox picks the stoat off the ground>purple juices start leaking onto the floor>he flails his paws helplessly to try and escape her grasp>he's screaming and yelling at her all the way to the bedroom>she strips them both naked>marty continues yelling at charlie, trying to find out what the hell her problem was>he's interrupted by the feeling of a sandpapery tongue abruptly sweeping across his oriface>a long moment of awkward silence instantly fills the room>instead of yelling, marty leans in for another kiss>his neck was already sunken too far into his bloated body to reach the fox's muzzleholy fuck i am a slow writer
>>8331849>their cup isn't even signedY'know, I actually do that during family picnics. We always run out of plastic cups so I started writing my name on one so that no one accidentally throws it away or so I don't forget which one is mine and just grab a new one every time I get a drink.
>>8331876poll cheater again??
>>8331832aw shit, that's right. I'll try again with the right one tomorrow.
>>8331876SLUMBER PARTYYYYYYYYYY~~~~
>>8331916I'm down with it.
>>8331849>i bet they dont even draw nick like a ferrari what did he mean by this?
>>8331420Same it looks quite bleak and them EVER getting together would surely be very limp and weak ending. THey would have to do through some of the greatest self-reflection non to man kind, but it's not like thing's could ever be all fine for them. As you had said, if they ever do? Nick is going to have issue's trusting her for ever probably and he will constantly feel like the next day is going to be the day she will hurt him again.And Judy might force herself to walk on egg shells for the rest of her life, think anything she could do to him might betrayal to him.Hell the future is shit at best, it doesn't change the fact that Nick has nothing now and it's not like he would ask from help from that one girl that Judy was wrong about. Like I feel the best bet for him is just moving away from the city and try and start again with a new slat. There had got to be some city or town somewhere were Foxs or Preds gather that would let him stay there. Shit it's to that point that I almost feel that him taking his life again would be the quicker and better thing to do. (If something has me thinking suicide is better, then you KNOW things are fucked)I already feel her depression is going to ruin her life going forward, and she herself might be laid off, if her work starts to decline. Hell we don't even know how her family knows about her relationship, they might twist the knave even deeper depending on there views.It's one of the greatest train wrecks I have seen yet, after WildBurr deleted their own work. (But no one cares about them anymore so eh.)
>>8331936It did just jump 5 votes out of nowhere.
>>8331930>just starting this>your entire family doesnt do it from the very startWhat barbarian village do you hail from, anon
>>8331923Thanks
>>8331956fast, sleek, red, and deeply involved in crime
welp, i had it and then i lost it.maybe a failure to plan was a plan to fail after all.i should've listened to comic.
>>8331998>involved in crimeeverybody knows niggers cant afford italian sports cars
>>8332051thats why they steal themand also the mafiayou fucking nigger
HEY GUYS JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT MOST CROSSDRESSERS ARE ACTUALLY STRAIGHTRESEARCH BY SOCIAL SCIENTISTS REVEAL THAT THEY USUALLY ARE HAPPY ABOUT GENDER AND AREN'T ALL SLUTSSORRY TO YELL BUT JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU ALL HEARD ME
>>8332029You've learned for the next one, buddy!
>>8330932Bonus Soda!
>>8332074
>>8332074Me as wellIt's like we're sleeping together, but a lot less gay
>>8332083We heard you Marty.Thank you for sharing.
>>8331977South East Asia. That's all you're getting out of me.We kept using disposable cups and I was the only one who was writing my name on it. Didn't think it was a common thing in other places.
>>8330409Damn it, I giggled.
>>8332094I cannot believe VRbit was a bully the whole time, one of the lowest of lows... why wasn't this bullied out of him during his bunishment sessions? Are we just too soft on him?
>>8332094Hey VR, I'm curious if you were going to read the "Pack Street: The Next Generation" thing soon.
>>8331036actually doesn't weaver draw every penis as a nondescript tube-tube/pacman-ghost shape?
>>8332163The term is breadstick
>>8332142He was too softNo really, we couldn't do anything to him because the impact was always absorbed.We'd failed to concieve of a bune that was too soft and too cute for our methods, and thus overstepped our boundaries.May our failure be a lesson to future generations.
>>8332163>>8332185It makes sense that since different animals live together that they'll have convergent evolution in cocks.
>>8332185Because of the tail the dick looks like it's upside down
>>8332113>South East AsiaSo China, likely the deluded-into-thinking-its-independent city of Honk Konk
>>8331814>New Doc 2017-03-23_2ty p&p :v
Frank question, anons: Would you a Hugh?
>>8332230No.
>>8331210>>8331400>>8331925well that was disappointingI thought the thirst was literal and she was going to use him as a living waterskin for soda
>>8332191After the Blear incident I thought we could help him... bring him down from his murderous bully ways. But I see now that was a mistake and its cost us all dearly.So wanna like, tape him to a flag pole or something? That might keep him from hurting anyone for a while.
>>8332230I believe in a thing called [surprise!]dicking skunks[/sodomy]
>>8331876>Drunk, can't drive home."Can I stay at your place?">Parents kicked me out"Can I stay at your place?">Friend moves into town, doesn't have a bed to sleep in"Can I stay at your place?">Shit's happening at my house, don't wanna go home."Can I stay at your place?">Recently became homeless"Can I stay at your place?"or >Kid has a bad dream, goes to parent's room"Can I sleep here tonight?">Sleepovers"Can we do it at your house?"Anything that involves staying over at another persons household, either for a short or extended period of time.
>>8332249Really would like to French kiss his lewd face while he's getting railed...
>>8332230If he'll wear a badger or polecat mask... maybe? Will have to see how well he can pull off the look.
>>8332230Yes.
>>8332282Clearly, he's asking for it with how much he's swishing that tail as he walks around alone.
>>8332278I mean.
>>8332230Do? Meh.Cuddle? Definitely.
>>8332307Like that? 100% would.
>>8332230Nah. Maxine though...
>>8332325I agree with this anon.
>>8332351But what if my fetish is wholesome cuddling?Is that like going up to a robot as telling them "This sentence is false."?
Aggressive, dominating cuddles?Are they a thing in the Shorty Squad universe?
>>8332379I don't know what you mean. I love wholesome cuddling.>>8332383That gif is so goddamn cute.>Are they a thing in the Shorty Squad universe?I don't see why not, considering over half the cast is really small.That and characters like Caitlin exist.
Good morning thread!>>8332142>>8332255We can still stop him.Now is the time>>8332196>It makes sense that since different animals live together that they'll have convergent evolution in cocks.Actually it doesn't.Counterexample: our world.
>>8332307A paper bag with either a pic of a badger or Percy doing the judgmental look would do but ya, would wreck that there Hughcat.
>>8330638Belated, but this is pretty interesting. Good work.
>>8332230yes.
>>8332427>that imageNot gonna lie, my heart rate actually went up a littleDid you draw this just for meI'm flattered, either way
>>8332252bluh, i didn't have the inspiration to finish this off tonight.i might try to work more on it tomorrow if i can be assed to write anymore :xi oughta get to bed for now thosorry to disappoint you, anon
>>8332475I drew it a while ago, but I haven't posted it since. I figured now was a perfect time to bring it back given the subject matter.>>8332464>
what's leading in TT?
After that shower I am exhausted.I'll be gone most of the day tomorrow for work, but you'll all be in my heart.>>8332142>>8332255>>8332432I've done nothing wrong! All I did today was read 9sari's Sorbune! I've not bullied anybody!>>8332158Its on my to do list!Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads! I hope you learn that your Pet Nick is responsible for something amazing.
>>8332427That thing that's poking out, is that his dick or his foot?
>>8332508Good night, buddy!
>>8332464>>8332488MY TIME IS NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MmGsgLTBQY
>>8332508You have a good night bun bun.>>8332488He's so perfect!>>8332552You'll win some day Wrestling AU, I believe in you.
>>8332508Sleep tight, bunner!
>>8332522It's his leg. He's supposed to have them scrunched together.It does look pretty awkward, I'll admit.>>8332552I'm losing my fucking SHIT.
>>8332501High seas by one vote, scifi and can I stay... are right behind
>High Seas Adventures- 41 votes>"Can I stay at your place?"-40 votesYESlooks like i won't have to form a mutiny after all
>>8330817This is very well written. You have some beautiful phrases in here. Some of my favorites:> "The water fell inside and slapped against the clothes"> "fragile and tight like a clotted wound"> "Teddy’s is a cheap joint for the nearly dead."
>>8332579I hope Can I Stay wins. I dont have any idesa for the others.
>>8332579>>8332582>>8332501Reminder to neo TT to make sure there's no last-minute cheating, but this looks more legit.Only bring it up because it's happened twice already.
>>8332593Same desu. I have a ton for Can I Stay, but I won't participate in the other two.
>>8332582Wrestling AU still has a chance! It can take the gold!
>>8332593For me is the opposite.Scifi and High seas give me a lot of ideas, the other one only the trite, boring ideas that are pretty much the same as 90% of any romance fic
>>8332593>>8332611yeah. Can I Stay is really accessible, and the others kind of aren't as much.
>>8332617I feel 100% the opposite, but respect your opinion.
>>8331554I guess I need to do some peen practice; anyone have any suggestions?
I'm surprised that a lot of people actually like "Can I stay at your place?" as a theme. When I wrote it down, I though the idea was just gonna go over people's heads.
>>8332638Finish this pic.
>>8332642I can think of like 5 or 6 different combinations and multiple ways to do it.
YO, SKRILL, DROP IT HARDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHLplAS09qI
>>8332617>Judy's ears droop as she looks away from Nick, trying to hide her embarrassment. "Can I... can I stay the night?">Nick brings his paw to her chin and leans down till he's almost nose to bun. "You would like to stay the night..." he whispers before throwing up his hands and shouting "In my SPACE FAIRING SHIP?! Woooooooooooooooo!">Judy leaps into his arms "Fuck ya!">They fly off, firing lasers in every direction.
>>8332568>'m losing my fucking SHIT.You're very welcome.
>>8332638Draw a bunch of delicious meaty looking sausages, then draw them slapping some bun boy in the face. The rest will come naturally.
>>8332656Compromise found! Fuck yeah!
>>8332671>The rest will come naturally.
>>8332617Were your ideas world-building or something fun and/or silly? I'm curious as to what kind of content we're going to be getting for this TT.
ATTENTION /ztg/the poll is now CLOSEDaaaaaand the winner is... HIGH SEAS ADVENTURESso, attention all hands!lift anchors!set sail!we're off to unknown lands!who will we meet?who will be our shipmates?why do we sail?(You) will tell us next Thursday!
>>8330932Needs more time in the spotlight. Also If you're reading this Weaver, I would consider pic related as close to "on-model" Remmy as I've seen personally. I like it when his head is a bit more almond-shaped and less elongated.
>>8332585I'm so glad you liked it! Thank you so much for reading!
>>8332708Oh well. Maybe I'll participate next time.Still it'll be fun to see what everyone else does.
>>8332708well, well...>we have met the enemy and they are oursi, for one, am going to thoroughly enjoy this tt
>>8332708I demand a recount.
>>8332708well, at least is better than Gender/Species-Swap shit
>>8332720>tfw there will be no official image of Avo vaginal barebacking
>>8332708>high seasSee you in two weeks when a real topic can win.
>>8332625>>8332611>>8332593You gotta look at high seas in the broader sense.It doesn't need to be historic or relate to pirates. It can be luxury cruise ships, friends on a small yacht having fun at sea, a diving crew looking for sunken treasure, the hard life of the crew in a fishing/cargo barge.
>>8332708so... 922 votes? damncan people vote for more than one topic?
>>8332708Interesting!
>>8332708KEKED
>>8332708Awesome! I'm still doing a sci fi ship! Sci fi ships are rad!
>>8332747yep.
Is it bad if we only have two chapters already of Sorbune and already I'm thinking "She really needs to fuck that wolf"?
>>8332747sure, because the fandom in /trash/ has almost 1000 people, right?¡
>>8332746That's fine, but absolutely none of that is interesting to me.I'm not saying it's a bad subject for TT. All I'm saying is I, personally, don't find it a fun one.Which is why I say I'll look forward to what other people can do with it.
>>8332757I have no idea what that is, so yes its probably bad of you.
>>8332746literally any situation, as long as it takes place on the sea. i really do not understand the people who say sci-fi and high seas are more limiting than can i stay at your place (which is limited to a single situation)
>>8332769that's not what i said. perhaps you'd like to re-read my post?
>>8332780Some of us would rather a situation than a genre. That's all.I don't think sci-fi and high seas are limiting at all. People just have different tastes, and neither line up with mine. I voted for plenty of other things that did.
>>8332756>>8332747>>8332769actually, the votes counted are the total of subjects one chooses from one vote, so, you vote once, but choose 7 themes, it counts as 7 votes!
>>8332747I voted 3 times. One at the start, sometime near the middle, and one more at the end. People like to discuss the possibilities of each theme which can change my interest
>>8332801is there any way to determine the number of voters?
I'm wanting to write about Zootopian Bill Murray kicking the asses of ruthless modern pirates. And it ends with "Nobody will ever believe you". The aquatic theme fits perfectly.Still, what species would Murray be?
>>8332824Bear Murray
>>8332824Platypus. because duck "bills"
>>8332830Too obvious?I love it, though.He could maul the fuck out of some angry organized criminal rabbits and the like.
>>8332780>literally any situation>Pirates>Naval battles>Trading routes>Exploration>Cruise ship>Haunted ship>Going island to island>...or getting stuck on an island>Get lost at sea>...>Outer space maybe? Space is just another Sea, with the planets as islands.
>>8332824>>8332830>>8332844He'd be a groundhog you fools.
/ztg/!I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE THAT MUST BE CORRECTED IMMEADIATELYHIGH SEAS ADVENTURE WON, YES, BUT...!"Can I stay at your place?" ALSO DID!after cleaning the votes we have A TIE
>>8332859I can't... believe I didn't think of that.
>>8332872whos ready for some meat cleaver action
>>8332872Since "can I stay at your place" was in the lead for the longest, can we declare it the winner instead?
>>8332872why couldn't sci-fi have tied as well
>>8332708Woohoo! Yes!>>8332697Now that the voting has ended I can reveal myself.Actually the answer to your question is: yes. Because I have so many.And since some anons have problems in finding something attractive in this, I'll share some, feel free to pick (I still haven't decided which):>Cruises>Pirates (AU or historical)>Naval battles>Waterworld (with Zootopia as a floating city)>Shipwrecking (Robinson Crusoe, the lord of the flies, Cast Away)>High seas fish->>8332872What? Then you need to roll, digital bun
>>8332872Since we have a tie, I advise that we make it Bill Murray TT instead.
>>8332671
>>8332859He'd be a fat tiger who loves lasagna and hates mondays.
>>8332872how aboutboth
>>8332903God, I need to fuck this rabbit so badly...
I REPEAT, WE HAVE A TIEHigh Seas AdventuresAND"Can I stay at your place?"BOTH WONhttp://www.poll-maker.com/results1016606x265F44D3-42http://www.poll-maker.com/results1016606x265F44D3-42http://www.poll-maker.com/results1016606x265F44D3-42>>8332891why not both?
>>8332903See? It's great practice! More sausages... more.. to fill up those bun buns.
>>8332921"Can I stay on your boat?"
>>8332921Because "high seas adventures" is shit?
>>8332936"Get your own boat."
>>8332891>>8332921No, the usual way (since we already did it like this) to deal with a tie is rolling (since a theme might pick up later and the ones is the tie are usually incompatible).TTanon chooses which is odds and which is evens and rolls
Would boating for various beach and ocean themed creatures to eat really be a major thing?
>>8332908
I don't think I've actually voted. Could we give it another two days or whatever for tie-breaking more votes?
>>8332938Not as shit as "can I stay at your place?"
>>8332985>>8332938girls, girls, pleasethey're both awful
>>8332951Or maybe TTanon decides how TTanon wants to run his own event?
I'm staying up to see who wins the tie breaker.
>>8332951>>8332996>No, the usual way (since we already did it like this) to deal with a tie is rolling (since a theme might pick up later and the ones is the tie are usually incompatible).>TTanon chooses which is odds and which is evens and rollsDO YOU ALL AGREE?ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT A DOUBLE MATINEE?
I wonder if mammals going to the high seas in order to produce drugs, seek out prostitutes, and the like would be as big around Zootopia as in real life... what does /ZTG/ think?
>>8332921Look, simple way to solve this, we need two predators. Each one will represent one of the TT suggestions, then we drop them and a bun in a maze, first one to fuck the bun wins.
>>8333007No, I don't agree
>>8333007Yes.
Furry boating is apparently an actual thing...https://books.google.com/books?id=nkMODgAAQBAJ&pg=RA1-PA90&lpg=RA1-PA90&dq=furry+fandom+boat&source=bl&ots=cYxs7BC9zs&sig=4BjqxmBc3rSk8f9K1DreT3vagpw&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjm_sCBj-zSAhXBxYMKHcNFDxIQ6AEIKzAG#v=onepage&q=furry%20fandom%20boat&f=false
>>8333007Roll the vote!
>>8333007>able to do my fic now>or chance to not do it at allyeah I'd like to keep it as it is, please.
>>8332903Success!
>>8333044>>8333007*with the double feature, I mean.
High Seas Adventures = EVENS"Can I stay at your place?" = ODDSSpirit of OG TTanon be our guide!>ROLLAN'
>>8332780I think the appeal of "Can I stay..." is that there is a concrete formula, especially for writers>something happens that prevents/discourages character A from going home>"Can I stay at your place?">interaction of character A and B (possibly C or more) to staying in a single householdYou can focus on any of those 3 parts: emphasize why they can't go home, focus on how a character reacts to the offer of living together, or how they interact when they share the same space.
>>8333023What if they turn out to be bisexual and fuck each other?
>>8333079HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHIGH SEAS KUCKEDTHEFUCKOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTEAT SHIT!
>>8333083Shit, is that possible though? Has a predator and another predator ever.. you know... done it? All I've ever seen is pred prey stuff!
>>8333079Eh, still going to do high seas regardless
>>8333079AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>8333079nah, gonna draw some ocean
>>8333079I'm still involving the ocean and Bill Murray.
>>8333079Well, maybe next time it'll be a topic I can actually something with other than the same scenario repeated in so many stories
>>8332976>>>8331717
>>8333110>>8333115>'i want a tie breaker'>option you want loses>'no fuck it i'll do what i want anyway'Not to imply the people saying they'll do high seas anyway are the same people who wanted a tie breaker, or even that you have to follow the theme so strongly, but doesn't that defeat the purpose of a tie breaker anyway?
>>8333007>>8333007double feature! double feature!
the dice have been cast!"Can I stay at your place?" is now the official winner!for those who wanted High Seas... don't be discouraged!you got a majority once fair and square, surely you can do it again!so now...put on your jammies!pull out you sleeping bags!set some covers!and get some munchies and bad movies!we're crashing at (You)r place next Thursday!
>>8333143I said>no, I don't agree To the tiebreaker idea because I wanted high seas but have nothing for the other one. So I'm going to do high seas (and probably sci-fi as well, screw it)
>>8333173But I didn't want a tiebreaker! I was fine with a dual show!
>>8333114UNLIMITED NEWSPAPER WORKS
>>8333185Well time for a mutiny I guess
>>8333173go fuck yourself...
>>8333185Then make their house a boat and have them set-off to sea at night!
>>8333173Mmm... not the one I hoped for but I will do something regardless.I think I have an idea>>8333185You can still do both at the same time
>>8330394>Want to fuck hot animal women.>Don't want to spend the rest of my life stuck in a laboratory being dissected.Is there green of Anon/Generic Human disguising himself with a terrible home-made fursuit yet managing to flawlessly evade detection among the disgusting living furri- I mean, fellow Zootopian mammals?
Time for bed, yall have a nice night!
>>8333177Why bother with the tie breaker to begin with then is all I'm asking. I'm didn't mean to accuse.
Don't worry, High Seas fans! TT isn't a hardfast rule: if you want to write a High Seas story or draw a High Seas picture, do it!I actually did draft after draft of my Cyberpunk story because it kept losing!>>8333173Thank you for all you do, NeoTT! Glad to see another theme has been chosen!>>8333192Absolutely not!Goodnight again, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads. I hope you all have fun discussing what ideas you'll have for the next TT!
>mfw High Seas people bitching that they didn't win>mfw High Seas people saying how they're going to ignore the TT theme because they didn't winI say we intentionally ignore all "High Seas" content so people aren't encouraged or rewarded for trying to break TT.
Good night, friends!
>>8332913>>8332931>>8333059
Why was the winner announced before all the votes were tallied?
>>8333235Just look at that bun, begging for more!
>>8333241I think he miscounted, but he probably should have waited til he was done with a recount.
>>8333225>>8333227>>8333234Sleep tight bunners!>>8333241All the votes are in the poll.They are what is counted
>>8333235That's what rabbits are for!
>>8333241>>8333253>>8333259you are totally right, this was a mistake on my part, I feel really bad about it, but the rules are there, yet I can't bend them or choose favoritesI mean, I could have kept silent about the recount and left High Seas the winner, but it wouldn't have been fair for the other voters...I'm sorry if I've let you down
>>8332638Draw some knotting
With all this fighting about the next TT, I wonder if anyone will actually try and incorporate both themes at once.
>>8333235GOOD BUN
>>8333293I personally don't mind. I was content to let High Seas win, even if I would have preferred the other.No rules say you can't combine the two either. I think it's dumb that there is such an outcry either way.>>8333296I hope some do. I'll be honest and say I won't, but it'd be interesting to see.
>>8333293Don't sweat it, poly-fox. Mistakes happen, and shitstorms will blow over. Good on ya for being honest.
>>8333293I'm sorry, neo tt, but this can only result in one thing...It's bunishment time
>>8333293Thanks for doing what you do at least. I'd rather this than no TT
>>8330932DRINK THIS GRAPE SODA !!!I get a percentage.
>>8333293I just want to know why you couldn't have left it at a tie.
>>8333293People always get salty about this shit, don't worry about it
>>8333226It was split. A fair amount of people didn't want the tiebreaker.
>>8333293Don't worry NeoTT, everybody makes mistakes.The important thing is not making them again.You have done good>>8333338This is also true, though>>8333323There will be always someone not satisfied with the results, happens every TT. And it is still nice, in a way, to people so involved.I would've personally preferred High seas, but I will try to do something with this theme regardless>>8333376It is not always easy to integrate a single theme in a work, and you want to integrate two? This is suicide
>>8333404I was under the impression that people would be able to pick and choose.
>>8333376it's happened before, anon, ties are dealt with a roll, it happened when /fit/ won too
Cyberpunk was cucked for like three TTs till it won. I really want to do a High Seas comic but I'll wait for next one.
>>8333443This is true, there will be a next time. It's just disappointing is all, no interest in the winner this round.
Can I Stay At Your Place On The High Seas
>>8333443Cyberpunk wasn't announced as a winner.
>>8333416Ah, I understand. See, that is one of the reasons why the tiebraker was made. Some people would argue that you would have to do both (since they are both TT themes), some that you can choose (since they are PARTS of the TT theme). A source of big (and useless, imho) arguments and fighting.For this and many other reasons the roll is a decent choice.But don't worry, like >>8333443 said, High seas has a high probability of winning the next TT.Or try with this one too. Pushing themselves outside the comfort zone is a good way for a CC to improve
>>8333501I might not be here for the next TT. No, I'm not going to fuckign die but I'm not going to be here either.
>>8331751well that turned out to be more than a couple of minutesanyway, here. I'm doing a combination of suggestions and rewriting to make it flow better.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tu7vrH5g60vhnypJRNMfgDCAePvwsXY6UwMJyE4kSsY/edit?usp=sharing
>>8333538then draw or write whatever the fuck you want and quit bitching
>>8333538I hope you come back anon, even if this was a sour drink tonight
>>8333538That's a pity.I mean, you can post your submission later or even a little earlier, but I understand that submitting on Thursday has its peculiar taste
>>8333593No, I mean I might be out of the country, not that I'm ragequitting the thread.
>>8333609oh, then I hope you have a nice travel!
>>8333609Fly safe, then. See you soon.
>>8333556Yo - I need to go to bed, but I'm going to read through it all in the morning and make some edits accordingly. I started just now but this is a major overhaul and to note all the changes I'm going to need more time than I have tonight.You were extremely thorough - more than anyone could ask for! Thank you for taking so much time to parse through it, edit, give feedback! It's extremely nice of you.
>>8333692I mean, I'm not done yet, but you're welcome.Like I said, I'm a fan of your work. You've got talent, but there are always things to improve on.I noticed one problem you have is sentence length. You tend toward sentences that are all the same length. This makes the paragraph sound boring. There is an example in these last sentences.Now... Try something like this instead. You layer the shorter sentences with longer ones, creating enough difference to keep your reader engaged. Try to avoid overuse of commas, too; semicolons work well if you know how to use them. Not everyone does, though.
>>8333494>Can I stay at your place?Sure.>Where do you live, anyway?On a boat.>Oh. Um...Sailing-off tonight, too. Gonna go midnight fishin' out in the eastern sea.>...Look, if yer not keen on livin' on a boat, I can call- >No! It's fine! It's just... I'm scared.Of what? Boats?>...the ocean...
>>8333585people have every right to bitch when they've been told they won, but they actually didn'tit's like a sucker punch to the feelings
>>8333719>when La La Land was announced to have won the oscar
>>8330595Hiatus was longer than I thought it'd be>Panel 1>どうだいバニーバロウは>ズートピアに比べると田舎が悪くないだろうStu: "What do you think of Bunnyburrow?It's a lot more rural compared to Zootopia, but it's not bad">Panel 2>俺の同族に会いましたが居心地がよさそうで正直。。。不思議な感じですNick: "I know you've met other foxes, but the amount of hospitality I got, honestly... It's a strange feeling">とても良い場所だと思います、本当にNick: "It's a really nice place, it truly is">Panel 3>どうか気を悪くしないでほしいんだがStu: "I don't want to feel bad or anything, but">Panel 4>私たちも。。。その、偏見を持っていなかったわけじゃないんだStu: "Me too... I didn't have any reason to hold onto those, those prejudices"With that I'm heading to sleep
>>8333719I know I'll probably get accused of being "the" shitstirrer, but you're seriously being way too dramatic about it. It's just TT.What makes drawing a theme that everyone else is drawing any different than drawing the same theme solo?
>>8333747what's the difference between eating food with somebody else, and eating alone?
>>8333740Wait, shit, better interpretation of panel 3/4>どうか気を悪くしないでほしいんだがStu: "I don't want to have any bad thoughts, but">私たちも。。。その、偏見を持っていなかったわけじゃないんだStu: "I still... I don't have any reason to hold on to those, those old prejudices."
>>8333754that's not a comparable situation since you're not drawing or writing WITH the other CCs.So it'd be more like you're eating the same type of meal as someone else in a house down the street from you.
There ye go, lass. Nice dry clothes, bowl o' chowder, everythin' right as rain, eh?>...Cat got yer tongue? Well, I'll go talk t' him, tell him tae give it back.>No, I... I can talk.Can ye? That makes two o' us! Now, if ye can talk, ye mind explainin' why ye were takin' a dip with all yer clothes on?>I'd, uh. I'd rather not.Oh, come on, lassie... Ye do sorta owe me an explanation. I mean, if I hadnae come along, ye might've drowned.>...Yeah. I would have drowned.Then why'd ye...Oh. I see.Well. Howzabout we find ye a room? Somethin' that locks from th' outside, just in case.
>>8333778Your food comparison ain't good either.The threads are like a party or group housing or something, and regular content is like four or five CCs bringing in different dishes at a time throughout the day, like WildeHopps is a stew, Traveon is a pie, and Thin Clawhauser is a salad, ect.And TT is like, chili night where almost every CC brings in a chili dish with their own personal twist.You might not be making your content with the other CCs, but making it is like the cooking, and sharing it is the eating it part, the MOST important part.I'm going to bed now, folks. Enjoy your weird debate with the other anon.See y'all tomorrow!
>>8333818cont, pls. This is too adorable. But if you're planning on doing more, I suggest posting it on TT day itself.
>>8333942Sleep tight hyener!
>>8333947I've already got a lot to do, anon.The adventures of Yakbeard and Lady Elizabeth Killishrew will have to wait.
>>8333942>Thin Clawhauser is a salad
Hey Weaver, whenever you come back around, the new girl's offering you her ass.
>>8333976>Yak and shrew dynamicOh my god, that's even more adorable.Well then, good luck to you. Hope you finish what you need to do.
>>8334222I miss when the threads were just WildeHopps. Now its just OC's and cuck.
>>8334252i got here in early september and it was already ocs and cuck by then
>>8334252>>8334262I love the fox and bunny but "lovey-dovey, super-cutesy, sly fox, dumb bunny" gets old after a while. Gimme new Wildehopps scenarios if you have any.
>>8334291I like the OC shittery because it adds some variety and for a while Wildehopps became basically what you said, the same shit over and over again. So it was like a breath of fresh air.I don't have any good suggestions for you, but I'd be happy to read them. After all these threads wouldn't be around right now if Wildehopps hadn't paved the way, and whenever something new is done with the pairing I won't pretend I don't get excited.
>Can I Stay At Your Place?>I really need to charge my new iPhone™ 8.
>>8330595>>8333740>>8333763
>>8334355Did I miss something? What's with the iPhone commerical stuff?
>>8334431The zistopia comic person went nuts
>>8334431You can't have 10 seconds of the movie without some product placement, and the worst is apple with the constant ipaw and muzzletime.The movie is shit
>>8334222Source?
>>8334568Why are you shitposting even at these hours? >>8334587https://ilaleveque.tumblr.com/post/158642377217/nick-and-judy-i-did-this-draw-time-ago-one
>>8334634Thank you
>>8334634>its shitposting if i dont agree with it!/ztg/
>>8334669who are you quoting?
>>8334669I know it is the slow hours, but now you're just embarrassing yourself
>>8331611This is nicely drawn but actually wrong, Nick doesn't have creme fur in his paws.Not dissing the art the anatomy is great, just pointing out a little design flaw
Man there's nothing worse than a shitposter who becomes so devoted to their gimmick they refuse to give it up.Yeah man nothing says troll like arguing your fake viewpoint so vehemently it eventually becomes your real one.
You have to tell me if something hasn't been typesetted, guysI don't know at which speed I can drop the pages, though, work is in the way>>8330540
>>8334876Does Jack even deserve being stuffed with glorious dox fick?
>>8334853I want to hug that otter patootie
>>8334702>>8334774>>8334783They are trying to be funny with the NW idiocy. It's old news and pointless to bring up any more. No one cares about her and no one would notice if she were to just disappear right now.But others keep bringing her up, it's so mind boggling.Also does any Anon's have that picture of all Animal Dicks? I remember it was posted last thread but I can't find it.
> High Seas Moonlighted afGood thing I got a story idea for the other one too. How to make it not boring though...
>>8334886More pics of Jack having his tight boipussy being stuffed by throbbing, thick predator dick.
I want to dry hump the tiger.
>>8334909Collars. Snakes. Cannibal Borscht. It was all a dream. Judy gets run over and dies. Nick gets a chronic disease midway. Pastor. Aku. Interspecies abloo. Hybrids. Jack Savage. Humans. Mates for life. Rabbits are sluts. Nighthowlered drugged sex. Big bad ploy to keep rabbits down.
>>8334907Here you go>>8334909Do it with rarely used characters (secondary or from Crime Files)>>8334952>AkuKek
>>8334952Ok some of these are good. Hmm.>>8334985Great idea. Luckily I got one in mind.
>>8334923
MUH HIGH SEAS
Stop posting sexy Nicks.
Ok, having a quick go at high seas, but it's late where I am, so I'm just going to throw this up for anyone to play with;>The helmsman knelt at the bow, holding the pneumatic harpoon gun while the oarsman rowed the boat forward. The captain sat on the stern, eyeing the water.A huge shape surfaced just ahead of the boat, gushing a steamy spray into the air."Thare she blow's" called the oarsman, the helmsman adding another pump to her harpoon gun."He's not a she daddy, he's a he!"Nick looked up at Violet, "That's just the way they used to say it sweetheat.""But Uncle Benji's a boy whale." the young fox said sternly at her father."I heard that." called Clawhauser through his snorkel.Nick paddled on, hanging underneath the little inflatable boat, the captian giggling from the rear. "Ready the harpoons," called Nick, "But don't fire till you see the whites of his eyes," he added."Don't you shoot Uncle Benji in the eyes though," called captain Judy from the rear."Mom!" exclaimed Violet, "I'm not that silly."The cheetah had taken another breath and dived under again. The young fox lowered her nerf gun, whereupon the foam arrow fell out the end. She fished around between the infalted grooves of the toy dinghy, fnding the errant projectile, and sliding it back into the barrel.Using his swim fins, Nick paddled the boat towards one side of the pool as Clawhauser swam past underwater, only the top of his snorkle poking out of the water. He took a deeper breath, and dived under, turning back towards the inflatable."Keep a sharp eye gunner, the great white whale coulld be anywhere." warned Nick."Uncle Benji's orange daddy, and he's right there." said Violet, pointing at the shape looming towards them."Well, he's white on his belly." pleaded Nick.
>>8335171Next bit;>The cheetah broached the surface next to the dinghy, running his shouder against the side, his bow wave making the little boat heave and bounce off the side of the pool. Two different squeals called out as Judy toppled off the back of the boat, and Violet stumbled onto all fours at the bow of the inflatable, dropping her weapon.Caught unawares, Nick suddenly found himself momentarily underwater, and emerged coughing and spluttering. Hearing the commotion, Clawhauser stopped and stood up in the pool."Everyone OK?" he asked.Judy surfaced, gasping and laughing at the same time, pulling herself back to the boat by a short rope that trailed behind it."UNCLE BENJI," shouted Violet, "you could have drowned me!""I'm sorry prescious." crooned the cheetah wading towards the dinghy, causing another bow wave to swamp Nick.Surfacing again, Nick sputtered, "Don't mind me folks, I'm OK." as he stood up next to the cheetah, shaking his head to get the water out of his ears.
>>8333079>>8333293hard decision, but i'm glad we have a certified TT theme now. Gonna start today, thanks Neo!>>8335138never >>8335171>as Clawhauser swam past underwaterI'm dying right now. Have a well deserved (You)
>>8335140Nick shouldn't be this sexy. Even when he's posing on rice.>>8335189>neverIt should be a crime.
>>8335171>>8335183That's honestly pretty funny, you got me
I'm with others anons on this TT theme: It is fucking bad; It has been done to death; It will probably only have WildeHopps trash. I'll do high seas like everyone else with taste will, enjoy the same shit as always. I don't doubt not-contributing anons and bad CC's swarm voted after realizing high seas would win and they'd have to read/work on something out of their comfort zone. Embarrassing.
>>8335196Nick is naturally sexy, you can't stop this sexiness
>>8335251being honest, i voted for sci-fi and high seas. And Nicholas Cage, and Wrestling AU.But i'm fine with "Can i stay?", since i can focus more on make some decent Wildehopps
>>8335196>It should be a crime.That's Judy's jurisdiction
>>8335452There are too many good asses in this movie.It can't be a coincidence.
BSP?
>>8335466Being honest, that was some pretty good faces and expressions. Maybe i need to make a "This is how true love looks like" featuring 9999 staring faces to finally learn how to make Judy/Nick head
>>8335485
Apologize.
>>8335557REV UP THOSE LAWYERS
>>8335251People have said this about basically every fucking TT so far
New thread:>>8335580>>8335580>>8335580
>>8335466Finished.
>>8333079>Majority wants double feature>Nah let's rollOf course, in any system with multiple candidates, most people are gonna be upset anyway.
>>8334262The movie came out in marchYou have to consider that 6 months allows for a lot of degeneracy
>>8334952>Can I stay at your placeSUUUUURRE THIING, CARRROOTS>Nick, are you alrightFOOOOOLISH RABBIT
