Zootopia General: Fortune Cookie EditionPastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2TZTG Creator List: derpy.me/ztgcclistArchives: ztarchive.com / desuarchive.orgPrevious thread: https://archive.b-stats.org/trash/thread/8240965Current TT Theme: Camping/Wilderness (Late submissions are still accepted!)More information on TT: derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
Every boy in Pack Street is a good boyEven those with underdeveloped character, they are also good boys
hangovers
>>8247440The tables have turned.
>That OP imagepor que
>>8247456yesss give me more of that dope size difference
>>8247389>No signatureHOW DARE YOU
I'm stuck in weekend hell. Post patooties please
>>8247571Whats yours like? I just found out my car still won't be out of the garage until monday.
>>8247571
>>8247582Not as bad as that; stuck in my brother's one bedroom apartment with the rest of my family painting. So bored out of my skull and no drawing or anything for the whole weekend.
>>8247598Always make sure your buns get a thorough washing
Sigismund of House of LuxembourgHoly Roman EmperorKing of Hungary and CroatiaKing of BohemiaWhat do you think?
>>8247440HOW and WHY have a traffic cone in the bed?Ideas?
>>8247598Bully your bun everwhere possible
>>8247725
>>8247389
>>8247725>>8247761running gag with this artist, whenever Judy gets drunk she manages to find a traffic cone and use it as a fashion item
What are the best ships?
>>8247761it's explain the how but not the why.
>>8247516¿Por Que No?
>>8247800Sheepdog.
>>8247805They are in a state of half-dress. Obviously the traffic cone was not as important to remove from Judy's person as her pants. You only get so much time with Frisky Dick, make it count. Chose which articles of clothing to remove wisely.
>>8247800WildeHopps
>>8247800Charty
Jerboas are cute! CUTE!
>>8247667You're a good boy pelag although you should try putting more folds in the robes to make the fabric more realistic
>>8247800this >>8247833Charty is the purest ship built on trust and love
>>8247516Nothing wrong with a little wolf pussy
>>8247389>Velvet reads the slash fictions Ozzy writes.>More than a few of them have to do with Ozzy being the sub in a relationship with Remmy.>Advises him that he should persue things that interest him, even if they may hurt him.>After getting a decent paycheck, Ozzy's standing at Remmy's door, planning to ask him out.
>>8247571>>8247800charlie x betty
>>8247800Don and Dewey.
>>8247902I don't get the appeal of RemmyThere are much sexier boys desu
>>8247902Especially if they may hurt him!
>Ozzy and Remmy will never press their dicks together, pour a generous amount of lube onto them, and use both of their paws and hooves to masturbate while making out.>WHY LIVE
This ship better be made canon in Zootopia 2. Disney is cool with having gay characters now and Byron deserves it.
>>8248048http://archiveofourown.org/works/9789005/chapters/22057100There. Go live.
>>8248131>Lives because of you.ty, friend :v
The instant reactions to the statement "None of the girls have any canonical interest in Remmy" is the epitome of the steel chair effect
>>8247839Yeah, I suppose I should have added more folds on the furred robe. In the original painting the cloak had just one fold above the hand with the scepter and one above the sholder on the other hand.
>>8247902Continue. It better end with Remmy and ozzy in bed together
>>8247902This is cute!!
>>8248048>Wolter will never be double penetrated by Ozzy and Remmy while being jerked off by Marty>They will never all make out afterwardsjust kill me
>>8247833>>8247856it's built on delusion and fanfictionreminder: they've had only 2-3 lines of dialogue between them, pretty sure her and Al have had more dialogue>>8247902>After getting a decent paycheckOzzy doesn't have a job, he busks
I feel there needs to be more Disny x Zootopia crossovers as the theme is largely unexplored.
>>8248346I think you people tend to forget that Charlie and Marty are actually roommates. I'm pretty sure everyday is a different interaction between the two. Just because Pack Street is based on Remmy's POV, don't assume that two people that live together have no interaction
>>8248150That's because the shippers are clutching to any evidence that proves their ship is canon when in reality, none of the girls do
>>8248346>reminder: they've had only 2-3 lines of dialogue between them, pretty sure her and Al have had more dialogueYeah, these people that lived year in the same building, in the same rooms, doing their parties and being friends, They did not say a word to each other until Remmy arrived to record it.That time Al and Velvet went on a date, yeah, they were just sitting there in silence because Remmy was nowhere to be seen.>>8248399This.
>>8248382What about some Beauty and the Beast?
mlem
>>8248488I agree
>>8248150Becuase that is blatant lie. All of the girls did something that hints at interest. Anneke most of all.And even if we put that aside, until the girls say "I do not like you, you are not my type." You cannot say that "None of the girls have any canonical interest in Remmy">>8248429That is what shipping is about.None of the ships are canon so far.>none of the girls doYou can make a case for most of the girls and why they are interested. Anneke is clearly interested. Even if it was only sexually.But I know this is just the type of response you wanted. Enjoy your (you)
>>8248533>until the girls say "I do not like you, you are not my typeBut some have, multiple timesAnd yet it gets ignored because it's inconvenient to shippers
>>8247667>a fox>parasite-ridden thief: the species>a king of anything>evermemeing aside, good stuff as usual, pelag
>>8248561>But some have, multiple timesReally?Only Dora said it so far. And Remmy said the same. That ship is sunk.If you have any other please link.
>>8241776>>8241860Thank you translator-anon for translating this!This is the first comic of Meno's... 5-6(?) short comic series of Nick visiting Bunnyburrow. I'll post the next one in a bit, it includes Nick running into Gideon.
>>8248741>>8241782>>8242360
>Velvet won't let Al fuck her up the ass.>Remmy will.
>>8248766>>8241793>>8242372
>>8248792
>>8247833>>8247856I didn't like Charty at first but the ship grow to be my #1 OTP. Betty can keep Remmy, he's not even the best boy in Pack Street
>>8248382>artist really likes Jack>not making the weasel the birb
>>8248792>Now how can I ask you to help me out?shit the first time I read it I thought she said "ask me out" and I was really interested.
>>8248598Thanks!Well this guys nickname was Ginger Fox.He was ruthless, shrewd and cunning monarch, he earned this nickname for his red hair and his bad reputation of plotting, double-crossing and oathbreaking to keep or better his position. Sigismund ended the Papal Schism, tried to stop the early protestant movements of the Hussites (failed), he also founded The Order of the Dragon to face the Ottomans. Among the members of that order were King Henry V of England (Battle of Agincourt) and Vlad Dracul III (Vlad Dracula) whose name originates from this order.There is a lot to be told about this king. He did a lot of good and bad.
>>8248859Well, Bonnie did just find out they aren't actually dating...
>>8248887That was kinda my thought, yeah.
>>8247440woman on top missonary best position; she controls tightness and depth
>>8248792Is this the punchline? Or is this a mushy feel good comic?
boop
Thanks for this BD!
double the Nick or your money back!
>>8247571I got one for ya.
You guys seemed to like the savskye stuff.
>>8248604Tbh I'd still be down for a casual fuck between those two.
>>8249099We all would anon.
>>8249000>>8248808 seems to be the punchline.It appears to be a feel good comic, from the looks of it the series is about Nick bonding with Bunnyburrow. He talks to Gideon (though Nick does look annoyed at the end, and stares at Judy's cheek), and he talks to Stu who gives him the stink eye at first, but gets along with him later on.
>>8248604>>8248561I could have sworn Betty said she wasn't into sheep, but I may be remembering wrong.
>>8249067Very nice. Only criticism would be that Jack looks a little too tall but still very nice.
>>8248786
>>8249132Imagine him standing on a box
>>8249169Imagine him inside an overturned box.
>>8249025Why do they look like they'd rather be fucking each other
>>8249067>More savageskyeYES
>>8249216can you blame them? they're fucking gorgeous fox specimens
>>8249025
>>8249233her wedding band is on the wrong hoof
>>8249216>>8249238All Nicks would do each other
>>8249009>BIG>BUNHoly hells. Give BD thanks from me as well, Anon.
>>8248808>そーんなに信用無いか~??Nick: "Do you really have that little faith in me~??">つまみ食い監視中Monitoring against picking and eating
>>8249129Among wolves:>"Consider this an idiot tax," Betty retorts with the faintest hint of a smile still at her muzzle. "Besides, what're you fuckin' doing buying sweets? This shit'll rot your teeth and you could stand to lose some weight anyway, fatass." >Looking down at my thick wool, I glance back up to Betty with a thoughtful expression. "You really don't know anything about sheep physiology, do you." >"No, I don't," she echoes, turning away from me with her prizes. "Don't particularly give a shit, either."Sheepfacts:>I can't imagine anyone around here SERIOUSLY wanting to listen to a fuckin' ram spout off about shit like hoof cleaning and wool trimming and life without horns. Besides, I know I'm not the ONLY prey species that's living on Pack Street. I don't really want to piss off the Pack by trying to flaunt myself as some novelty. Betty made it pretty clear she wasn't interested in sheep at all, and I can't imagine Al wanting to go for it either.Betty only said she does not care for sheep biology. Honestly even if I wanted to fuck someone I would not care how their digestive system works or how they clean their nails. And during Sheepfacts almost everyone made fun of him.She never said she is not into sheep. And looking at how red she got after he boasted about his dick I would not say she would turn down some mutton.But again until she does not clearly say she does not like him this ship still floats. Same for other ships beside Dora.
>>8247800>Half of Pack Street barely has any fanartWhat can we do to remedy this grave injustice?
>>8249295Make them into interesting characters that people would want to draw and not just a background characters with three lines.
>>8249295Learn to draw.>But I can't draw!Then git gud
>>8249295Pack Street General and Commissions.
>>8249314It's not like we don't obsess over other characters with little personality though
>>8249178
Hello, it's Hasty. I finally finished my TT, and it's another shorty squad fic, Tipperary:http://archiveofourown.org/works/10357365Percy, Clancy and Maxine go camping. It's supposed to be humorous. Any kind of criticism, hatred, or verbally expressed apathy is greatly appreciated!
>>8249295Write a better story?
>>8249337Skye's got the right idea.
>>8249337We've upgraded from the spray bottle to the timeout box. Nice
>>8249374>Jack flips it around.>Walks around inside from it.>Tries to cuck from within the box.
>>8249331Well but other characters have somethign else going for them. Martina is cute and has her Marty crossdress thing. Avo is snarky and has lewd potential and cool design etc.Cliff and Neil are a tiger and lion dudebros/gays....nothing much Don and Dewey are two similar canines in tuxedos, one of them has Don't meme going for him....okThey are just not as interesting to do anything with. The only thing we could theorise about is if they are gay or not.Pandora is cool but I feel like we do not know what to do with her. And if you want to draw someone she is probably not your first choice.
>>8249337seal it and crush it
>>8249393
>>8249517
>>8247440I hear you.Still shaking off the rust on my end.>>8247456Oh boy...
>>8249517>>8249545By God how perfect
>>8249545>>8249517>Jack, remember the basics of CUC
>>8249517https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk
>>8247175I love Ozzy!I love how he curls up on a couch!I love how he spaces out when he's writing music!I love his friendliness!I love how he's so carefree, and doesn't notice when he's being followed!I love how fit Ozzy is!I love the mohawk he gets when he's shocked!I love the way his fur feels!I love his struggles to escape!I love the fear and uncertainty in his eyes when I reach into his pants!I love the notes his moans hit!I love the heat radiating from his body!I love his weakening attempts to pull away!I love how his body flexes!I love the sound of his heated pants!I love the way he begins to lightly thrust!I love how he tenses when he gets close!I love the way he looks into my eyes!I love the way he grits his teeth!I love the way he looks, covered in his own spurts!Ozzy is a good boy.
>>8249630He is too filthy for this world.
>>8249337>>8249393>>8249517>>8249545>>8249590>>8249614>>8249619This is exactly where I wanted you anons to take this. Words cannot express my satisfsction.
>>8249673So are you, anon.
>>8249685>tfw TGG played us like a damn fiddleWhat is the next step in your master plan?
>>8249713Wait, anon. Let me.>>8249685
>>8249702I know that well anon....I know...
>>8249749Are you a fox, by any chance?
>>8249713>>8249739This is only the beginning, anons.In time, you will see.
>>8249554>Oh boy...I'm so glad you found yourself a proper pred boyfriend, mr. badger!
>>8249554Welcome to the stalked side
>>8249758dude, wtfrude
>>8249554>>8249801Finally, he found love. Some violent love
>>8249758not all foxes are homeless parasite ridden trash>>8249821boy you call that stalking you ain't seen nothing yet
>>8249856Just wondering.You reminded me of someone.
>>8249338Once again I need to say I'm grateful that you like my characters enough to write fics featuring them. It's incredibly flattering and it makes me happy.The change in perspective in the middle sort of threw me for a loop. I can't say from a writing perspective how good or bad it was, but as a reader it confused me. I do think the story got more interesting to read when it switched to Maxine's perspective. The switching back and forth is a bit jarring to me, but like with the last story I feel like it picks up more and more the further in you get, even when it switches views to another character. I don't know if I dig it as much, but it was at least fitting for the scenes themselves.Also, I'm not sure why you chose to use a real world lake when you could have made one up. Was it for to make the piece more relatable? Or was it because Zootopia shares similar things to our world (brands with puns, etc.)? I also want to nitpick the shoes, but given the weather I'm not sure how Zootopians handle that sort of thing.I'd go on about the little things in character, but I feel like they sounded how I'd imagine, really. Maxine in particular was very well-done, though how the other two bounced off one another was nicely done as well.Also:>It was for the best they kept quite and cooled down. I assume that's a typo.
>>8248860Huh, interesting. I never thought I'd get history lessons from /ztg/ but here we are.
>>8249517Holy shit, I got an image reply! Thanks!
>>8249294>ThisAlot of people say that Betty isn't into sheep but they never give out the lines that specifically say it.
>>8249969I wasn't trying to prove them right or wrong. I was just looking for citation and I'm glad I got it.
>>8248792>>8248808>>8249263
>>8249890>boy you call that stalking>you ain't seen nothing yetOh my
I feel like no one's into sheep, until one gets into them.
>>8250075
>>8249433the gaybros actually have this really great piece
>>8250075About 5 inches deep.
>>8249630>I love the mohawk he gets when he's shocked!>I love the heat radiating from his body!>I love his weakening attempts to pull away!>I love how his body flexes!>I love the way he grits his teeth!>I love his struggles to escape!Great taste anon! I suggest 450~600 volts for the best results!
Is it weird to want to see Bellwether being raped by savage Preds, seeing her resistance slowly weaken until she limply accepts her role as cock-sock to the Pack?
>>8250215>predfags think like thisShe was right.
>>8250061We are never going to see Gideon drawn shorter than Nick until those two are shown standing next to each other in canon.>>8250215That's probably been a scenario since the movie came out.
>>8250328
>>8250343
>>8250352This part might be unrelated to Gideon, but it would make sense if it were, considering Nick is kind of looking at Judy's cheek.
>>8249314>>8249331or ships that literally have no basis besides fanart
>>8250280Preds are absolutely loathsome, brutal creatures who see prey as objects or slabs of meat.Such terrible beasts!
>>8250151Cause the rest wouldn't fit?>>8250158>450-600 coltsThat's more juice than either me or Ozzy can give.>>8250215I'd rather see her grabbed, groped and forced to cum by a bunch of pred paws until her wool was completely soaked, and she was a moaning mess.Then, they start to fuck her. This way, she'll only feel pleasure, and it'll break her mind.Bellwether will become the ultimate slut for pred dick.
>>8250151is that the depth of a sheep vag/ass? Did you do research?
>>8250404It's hard to fit the balls in, too.>>8250409Nope, just the length of sheep dick.Well, a certain sheep.
>>8250280>>8250390Preds should be hanged, drawn and quartered.
>>8250453the fuck is that
>>8250467An AK-47 in the wrong thread, apparently.
>>8250467I think it's an anthrophormized AK-47
>>8250453
>Remmy & Rex>Kenan & Kel>Welcome to Bur Burga, home of the Bug Burga, can I take your order?
I kinda wanna see Rex get fugged desu
>>8250453I see your AK girl and raise, Sir
>>8250666Reminds me of SP.
>Nick visiting Bunnyburrow>"And what were you doing before you became a police officer, Nick?"
>>8250708Helping on my local church.
>>8250666T-Thanks Satan
>>8247667I think it looks really great.I really have to read more about Sigismund but god, if I would have the time....
>>8250708>"Your daughter."
>>8250708Sales fox.
>>8250708independent arbitrageur
>>8248860Thank you for the Historic Informations
>>8250708>"Freelance work, mostly."
Oh hey, I made it into an OP.
'Sup /ztg/, another colour for ya
>>8250708"Okay Nick, just like we practiced...Nick Wilde, how're'y'now?""Good'n'you?""Oh, not's'bad."
>>8250819Great job!
>>8250814Who are you anon? Lord Byron >>8247550 is displeased that you didn't sign it.
>>8247456that raccoon in the second panel is adorable!
>>8250446>Nope, just the length of sheep dick.>Well, a certain sheep.I honestly hope he actually has 9.5.That maybe he was bluffing about his "good moves" or something.If he lied about his dick size it will just be "Meh, that time he lied about his dicks was fun"But if he actually packs 9.5 it would lead to so much drink spitting hilarity. It would be far more better if he did pack that.
>>8250841I am the lover of the cookie. Nothing else is important.>>8250819I wonder what color Skye's is...
>>8250819That's even cuter now. Nice job!
>>8250845I personally think him having a large dick would be funnier than him lying about it.Plus it seems like a pointless thing to bring up unless he wanted to brag about it. He could have just said the women he slept with had no complaints and left it at that.Even if his dick is small or average it doesn't matter. I just think it's funnier if it's true.
>>8250884It probably is small...for sheep.
>>8250898That is also a probable option. As I said he could have bragged about his good moves thinking the whole "Size doesn't matter, it's how you use it that counts..."
Well, it's officially been one year since I saw Zootopia for the first time, so I guess I should thank you all for making this a fantastic year (well, more like half a year if you count the break I took) of threads.Keeping being comfy, /ztg/.
>>8250280I'm fairly certain Dawn's Pred-hate comes from her conflicted feelings over wanting to be fucked by Preds.>Dawn has her wool torn out by rough Pred paws.>Dawn is pinned down and splayed out by strong Pred arms.>Dawn's cunt is lapped at until she grows wet by long Pred tongues.>Dawn is fucked with thick Pred cock.>Dawn is filled with hot, sticky Pred cum.>Dawn is left a moaning, sticky, spasming, claw-Marked, mess by the pack of Preds.>Dawn wakes up from her dream, clit erect, and curses the Preds.The entire Nighthowler conspiracy could have been avoided if Bellwether admitted to herself that she could at least Try fucking a Pred, just to come to terms with what attracted her to them. But no. She instead turned her latent attraction to Preds into hate and now spends her time languishing in prison.At least she found herself in prison though. All those conjugal visits by Preds really show how much she's reformed.>>8250884The funnier thing would be if he was ~9' long. He's still big. But he apparently found it necessary to lie that he was even bigger. Then everyone can laugh at how insecure Remmy is about his size.
>>8251020cool cool cool
>>8251043>over wanting to be fucked by predsThis isn't news.
>>8250343>>8250352Could've sworn I've translated this before, but oh well>>8250343>Panel 1>パイ職人なんてやってのかエライもんだNick: "So you're a patisserie, huh? That's pretty impressive">キツネ初警官の君に比べたら大したことないさGideon: "It's not a big deal if you compare it to you, the first ever fox cop">そりゃドーモNick: "That so? Thanks">でも良かったよジュディがキツネを怖がらないでくれてGideon: "But this is great thoughYou made it so Judy's not scared of foxes anymore">。。。どう意味だ?Nick: "... What's that supposed to mean?">Panel 2>じ、実は昔彼女の頬を引っ掻いてしまったことがあるんだ。。。Gideon: "T, the truth is a long time ago I scratched her cheek...">俺は本当嫌な奴だったよGideon: "I was a real awful guy back then">Panel 3>それ、ジュディにちゃんと謝ったかNick: "So, have you properly apologized to her about it?">勿論だよ!Gideon: "OF COURSE I DID!">彼女は許してくれたけどキツネに悪印象を与えてしまったかと思うと。。。Gideon: "She said she forgave me, but I was worried that I gave her a bad impression about foxes..."
Hey, I know that it's been a few days, but I'm still wondering if I could get some feedback on my TT piece. Maybe see if somebody here would be interested in a bit of editing-type critique.http://pastebin.com/SP4RmyBRPiece is called "En Plein Air". A bit of warning in that it's weird. But I sure did love writing it.Please let me know what you guys think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfh0Dws_gjI>You will never turn Zootopia into a collapsing land of rubble with Soviet artillery, and then proceed to invade it.Why even go on?
>>8251102>Panel 1>そうか>ならいいじゃないかNick: "That soIf that's the case, it's fine, isn't it?">Panel 2>。。。え?Gideon: "... Eh?">種族云々よりそれはおたくらの問題だ解決したならもう大丈夫だろうNick: "Rather than being about species or anything like that, I think it was more of a personal problem. If you two came to a resolution, it should be fine.">正直、怒鳴られてもおかしくないと思ってたけどGideon (thought): "Honestly, it wouldn't have been that weird if he'd have yelled at me just now">ニックさんって僕らよりずっと大人なんだなあGideon (thought): "Nick's a lot more mature than I am, huh">Panel 3>まあ俺はあいつの首元に噛みついた事もあるからなあ~Nick: "Well, I've bitten her on the neck too, so~">そんなことなかった>なんか急に張り合ってきたGideon: "I NEVER DID THATWHY IS THIS SUDDENLY A COMPETITION">>8250371>。。。何?Judy: "... What?">あとで頬を見せてくれないかNick: "After this, could you show me your cheek?">法?>何の?Judy: "Huh? (TN: Visual pun; uses the kanji for "law" but pronounced "Hou" like a surprised "huh")What for?"
>>8251322man, you people have some weird fetishes
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22929325/
>>8251377The weirdest fetish I've ever come across is "Purification." It's literally Corruption in reverse. It's helping a Fallen Angel to Rise again. It's help a kerb-walker re-apply to high school. It's de-bimbofying a bimbo.That shit gives me warm glow in my heart, but fuck me if I ever understand how that hardens the dick.
Daily dose of Oates-isms
>>8251448
>>8251463How does this retard still have a job
>>8251446Forced purification.
>>8251448>>8251463how is this guy still employed
>>8251446>fuck me if I ever understand how that hardens the dick.Same thing for me with size difference. I'm incapable of understand how it's even sexual.
>>8250772>>8250739Glad you like it.Well If you ever look him up I recommend to just look up Hussite Wars. Most sources usually cover him as that was an important part of his life.Also you will learn about the badass Jan Žižka, the guy never lost a battle.If you like you can watch this, it has only 13 minutes and it's from an old movie about Hussites.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxiyVyYjZxEIt depicts the Battle of Vítkov Hill (Prague) where Jan Žižka defeated Sigismund's 4000 fully armored knights with only around 100 peasants.It has choreography you would expect from 1950 movie but all you see are real sets, horses and people. And most of the costumes should be historically accurate.>>8249941Oh yeah Inky, I should have that Maxine done by the next weekend.>>8251043>The funnier thing would be if he was ~9' long. He's still big. But he apparently found it necessary to lie that he was even bigger. Then everyone can laugh at how insecure Remmy is about his size.That would probably be the best option. A nice compromise.
>>8251480Having a job is like putting putting a kettle on. Sometimes you get tea. But more often you'll just want to go for a walk.
>>8251549>Oh yeah Inky, I should have that Maxine done by the next weekend.I'm looking forward to it, but no rush! I like your work quite a lot.
>>8251570oh no he's started posting here
Neck scratches pls
Percy
I'm not sure if this is really funny or not.
>>8251614
>>8251632isn't
>>8251322Eh, you do you, anon.
>>8251632is a polecat with a lot of mental and emotional issues.
>>8251642Isn't that Inky's Finnick?
>>8251653a fag like Wolter
>>8251549>A nice compromise.Avo/Anneke/Martina/Velvet is bouncing on Remmy's 9-inch monster. Halfway through the sexual tryst they break down laughing. Remmy believes this is because he's a terrible lover/not pulling his weight. The woman calms him down from his bleating fit by telling him how funny they think it is he lied about being big despite being big already.
>>8251448>>8251463It's like someone gave Tommy Wiesau a slight IQ boost and then made him a police officer.
I was told to draw yeen peen today
>8244400 https://mudkips-mayhem.tumblr.com/post/158535345813/when-ya-got-a-good-bit-of-belly-chub-and-the-tiny
>>8251758*
>>8251695>Avo/Anneke/Martina/Velvet is bouncing on Remmy's 9-inch monster. Halfway through the sexual tryst they break down laughing. Remmy believes this is because he's a terrible lover/not pulling his weight. The woman calms him down from his bleating fit by telling him how funny they think it is he lied about being big despite being big already.Yes that would be best. Girl gets what she needs. Remmy gets mental breakdown mid-sex.All sides would be happy.
More Jill adventures.>The fox in the ZPD uniform was the only one in sight that night.>Out of the shadows, a bunny in a far-too-large trench coat strode next to him.>”Voletair would say that it is wiser to judge a mammal by their questions, rather than by their answers,” the bunny said, not looking up from their newspaper.>There was silence.>The bunny cleared their throat. “I said, ‘Voletair would say it’s wiser to judge a mammal by their questions, rather than their answers.’”>“That’s interesting.”>The bunny glanced up from their paper. “Do you have a... response… to that?”>The fox pursed his lips. “Nope.”>Both were silent.>The bunny’s ears finally twitched.>”Nick, say the response.”>“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”>”Nick, you know what I’m talking-”>”And how in the world did you know my name?” the fox feigned. “Do I know you?”>”Nick, you know who I am.”>Both were still.>”Jack! It’s me, Jack! You know it's me!”>”Jack Savage?” the fox gasped in mock shock. “Not international ZIA bunny spy Jack Savage?”>”Yes, Nick. Now, could you PLEASE say the response?”>”But wait a minute!” he continued, his speech painfully slow. “You don’t look anything like Jack Savage!”>”Nick, I have years of intensive ZIA training in the art of disguise. If you want to keep poking fun at my-”>”Jack doesn’t wear a ridiculously big trench coat and a hat! Jack, the striped bunny with a fur pattern that no other bunny in the world has, wears a black two button jacket with a long point collar and a-”>”You want to joke about what I’m wearing?! You’re one to talk, Mister I-wear-my-sunglasses-at-night!”>”Sorry,” Nick smirked, “but I just can’t tell whether or not you’re Jack Savage in that disguise. It's far too convincing!”
>>8251821>”Oh! Well then! If only we had a system in place where we could confirm our identities! Perhaps- oh, I don’t know- I could say a code phrase! Something really esoteric, like,- and this is just off the top of my head- ‘Voletair would say that it is wiser to judge a mammal by their questions, rather than by their answers’! And then, YOU could say a code response! Wouldn’t that be a great way to make sure I’m Jack and you’re Nick?”>“You’re right! That would be a great way to confirm our identities!”>Jill waited.>And waited.>”Well?”>He raised his eyebrows. ”Oh, right… Hm…” The fox took a moment to rub his chin in thought. “What was the code phrase aga-”>”VOLETAIRWOULDSAYTHATITISWISERTOJUDGEAMAMMALBYTHEIRQUESTIONSRATHERTHANBYTHEIRANSWERS!”>”Right! I remember now. Hm… Oh, I got it! ‘My father said to never mix beer and wine, but on this night, I might make an exception!’”>“No, that’s the code phrase for ‘there’s a pressure sensitive bomb underneath your chair.’”>”Oh. OK, let me try again... ‘A wolf who says they love the cold either has a girlfriend in Tundratown or an ex in Sahara Square.’”>”That’s the code phrase for ‘they’re planning on holding us over a tank of piranhas until we give them the nuclear launch code!’”>”Alright, I think I’m close… ‘I still have my Christmas tree in my living room. Do you think it's a fire hazard by now?’”>Jill’s eyes widened.>”T-that’s- ...no, it’s, uh, not the correct-”>”Jog my memory, what did that one-”>”You KNOW what that one meant!” Jill’s face went scarlet. “Just tell me the code phrase!”>”Why is this dumb code phrase so important to you?” The fox sighed.>”It's the only way to confirm your identity.”>”There are plenty of other ways to confirm my identity. Nicholas Piberius Wilde, age 32, Vulpes vulpes, 1955 Cypress Grove Lane, mother’s maiden name Marian.”
>>8251745REEEEEEEEEEEEE -- oh wait it's not pseudo. Carry on then.(he got a boner from reading 40k material? damn)
>>8251549Thank youIt was really fascinating to watch it and honestly I really like Movies from the 1950s (Especially this old Moses film because of the "speical effects" or that King Arthur Movie) I have to say it's fascinating that Jan Žižka was able to defeat 4000 Man with only 100 Peasnt who were not even well armed. Also that woman fought in the on Jans Side was also very interestening. I believe it was bitter for Sigismund that he lost many armored knights against some peasants?Unfortunalty I don't understand what they are saying, still I was able to enjoy these Thirdteen minutes.
>>8251841>”I wanted to confirm your identity through ZIA standards, not steal your credit card information.”>Nick threw off his glasses. “Are you saying you know EVERYTHING about me?”>Jill snorted. “Favorite food?”>”Blueberries.”>”First job?”>”Bus boy, Chez Cheese.”>”Species of the Junior Ranger Scouts that bullied you?”>”Zebra, deer, hippo, wildebeest and woodchuck.”>”How many naked photos of yourself do you have on your cell phone?”>”...full-foxey, or do tail-teasers count?”>”So long as you’re naked, then-”>”Thirty six.”>Jill frowned in defeat.>”Any other questions, or do you believe me now?”>”...What is my secret?”>The fox’s eyebrows rose. “Your secret?”>”My secret. The thing only you know.”>Jill’s eyes narrowed as the fox slowly bent over her.>”The thing only I know?”>He lifted her head by her chin with the crook of a finger to look into his eyes.>”So… the thing you don’t even know? That you won’t even admit to yourself?”>He sidled up against hers.>”Your biggest secret… is…”>She felt his breath against her face as he whispered,>”...that you know codes are dumb and you have them just because you like playing up the stupid spy shtick.”>Jill shoved the chuckling fox away. “They’re not stupid! Code phrase, now!”>”Don’t know it,” the fox shrugged. “I guess there really is no way to confirm my identity.”>Jill’s eyes hardened into slits.>She took something out of her pocket.>”Do you know what this is?”>“That another identity question?>”Try me.”>”Looks like a taser.”>”Do you know what the operating procedure for a mammal incorrectly responding to a ZIA passphrase is?”>”Hmm, I’m not sure. Would Nick know?”>The taser erupted into an electrical explosion. ”Last chance. Say the response.”>The fox said nothing.>Jill waited in silence.>The two stared.>The taser flicked off as easy as it turned on.
>>8251489>hey succubus, u want to becum a angel again?>No.>tuff shit cos im gonna make you one.Gods. This is some specific fetishistic shit.
>>8251687Yes.
>>8251918>”Glad you got that out of your system, stripes.” The fox began to stroll away. “I appreciate the ZIA back up for this daunting night patrol, but I can manage on my own. Go home, kick your feet up, shake yourself a carrotini. Take a break-”>He was interrupted by the taser shoved into his back, and a moment later he was out cold on the floor.>Jill casually removed her trench coat as she strode over to the nearby trash can and lifted the lid.>Nick shrieked as she deftly removed the duct tape around his muzzle.>”He took my clothes! I didn’t even hear him come up behind me!”>”Nick-”>”He tied me up and threw me in here! He looks just like me! He sounds just like me!”>”Nick-”>”How did he know all those things!? Why is he here!? Who-”>”NICK!”>Silence.>”’Voletair would say it’s wiser to judge a mammal by their questions, rather than their answers.”>Nick gulped. ”’More of a Shakesbear fan: have you read As You Like It?’”>Jill unceremoniously dumped the trench coat onto Nick’s head. “It’s your size. As for the fox, Kremlin covert agent.”>”And you knew he wasn’t me because he didn’t give you the code phrase?”>”No, not giving me the code phrase is something you would do.”>”Then… it must have been the secret! Because your secret is… you’re...”>Jill blinked. “Indeed. I hope you understand why my procedures are so strict. Put the coat on; a ZIA pick up crew will be here in one minute.”>Before Nick could respond, Jill closed the lid of the trashcan.>She went to the spy fox and fished Nick’s phone out from him.>She plugged in his password, opened messages, and scrolled through all Sent Images to Judy Hopps.>”Amateur,” Jill scoffed. “Why would Nick remember that he took exactly 36 photos of himself naked when he only does that when he’s drunk?”>After sending the photos to her phone and deleting the history, she placed it back into the stunned fox’s pocket.
>>8251745I want to see male yeen dominated by a male prey
Ozzy finding a pred that loves supports and protects him by day and fucks him like a savage by night when
>>8251672That describes a lot of anons, maybe most, and certainly Remmy Cormo also. Just saying.
>>8252004but unlike your examples, his problems are real!
>>8252004Well it's about all I can say about him at the moment.
>>8252020Anons have real problems though. Last time someone went off about things, didn't one guy lose a job, then another have his health insurance about to get dropped?
>>8251995Alternatively...
>>8252057>>8252020We all have real problems anon.Some of us just express them differently than others.Some don't talk about them at all.
>>8252057>>8252117I didn't mean to start abloo bloo time please don't start abloo bloo time
>>8251997Never. Because if anyone ever does that then they are likely using him as a support for their own life.They make themselves feel better because they're caring for a mental health patient, NOT because they love Ozzy.
>>8252020Remmy Cormo is broke as shit and living in an environment with a bullshit Bellwether caused low-grade race war. How are any of those not legitimate problems? Of course, him being an ass makes things worse, but that's not all on him.
>>8252058Kabirah is so cool.
>>8252117My Problem right now is that I'm forced to take a position I never really wanted. Becoming a member of a parish council.I should've said NO when I had the chance...
>>8252117>Some don't talk about them at all.This.I know these threads don't like blogposting by non-CCs so I know not to post about my problems here.
When you die, you go to Zootopia.However, you become an animal that you despised as a human while also having to go through this new period of growing up penniless.
>>8252137What about murder time?
>>8251997Why not a prey?
>>8252179...you're saying they forced you to be the Canidae?Seriously though, never thought we'd have a city/council person in these threads.
>>8252147NoBad anon>>8252203A prey could never understand his feelings
>>8252196No
>>8252196I want to see the follow-up where it turns out that this is BugBurga sauce.
>>8252226Neither does a pred. Nor anyone for that matter
>>8252193>>8252196Grim Judy Reaper and Shorty Squad crossover when?
>>8252187Even as a CC I feel bad blogposting.I also feel bad if I don't answer questions thoughPoint is I try not to bring shit up unless someone asks about it
>>8252216Not a City Council Member.A Parish Council Member. I live in a village, pretty conservative one.And well they more or less forced me into that position because noone else wanted it. It was pretty bad coordinated and it looked like I was one of those last resorts.
gimme requests
>>8252269Dicks.
>>8252269What about>>8252258
>>8252263It's similar! That's pretty impressive though, at least it'll look good on a resume.
>>8252245I know in my heart he will find someone that cares, anonJust you wait
>>8252228Aw!>>8252236I mean it probably is. The requester only asked for Maxine with a machete. I improvised the rest.
>>8252269Remmy fucking Ozzy. If not, then Judy riding an oversized Harley while wearing a motorcycle gang outfit
>>8252295Thank you.I just hope I'm doing it right.I mean I was already helping thereAnd also I will share the position with another guy.Still I have the topic "Youth" And in the village welll...there is not much of things you can do with the Youth here. Anyway thank you for your kind and positive words.
>>8252303>request for Maxine wielding a machete>immediately turns into a psychopathA machete is not only for hacking bodies, it could be used for hacking.... coconuts??
>>8252303Requesting Piggu cuddled by femanon.And honestly I would like it more if you make it caring but not sexual.
>>8252371What is a machete made for, exactly?
>>8252408It was genuinely made first to cut stuff, particularly wooden and other tough organic things.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacheteOf course, humanity being what it is anything that can kill, will be used to kill.
>>8252408Hacking through heavy foliage.
>>8252408If you mean with machete a cleaver, then it's for butcher to cut big pices of meat and even to cut trough bones,If you mean by machete the knives to cut trough bushes. Well it's to cut troigh long grass and bushes and mostly is there for survival in a forest/jungle.
>>8252368Movie showings in the park! Zootopia!
>>8251505That depends, Judy Nick "size difference" I find sexy. But "living condom" level just weirds me out
>>8252269charlie x betty pleasealso >pastor byron captcha
evens male, odds femalerolling for home
>>8252303B-but that's a cleaver
>>8252490work
>>8252262Even still, I am kinda jelly that people care about you enough to ask. To be fair, I've never done anything for these threads so I don't deserve to be cared about, but I've been tempted to pick up drawing or writing just so I can feel like people care about me.
>>8251505>>8252481'Fuck tradition and years of animus, I'm going to be your boyfriend no matter what' as a matter of devotion is honestly a really great thing.Beyond a kink it's a sort of like warm-feeling sensation.So Wilde-Hopps kinds of size difference and species contrasts have that going for it.
Is it rude to request art from people when they aren't asking for requests?I find it really rude and presumptuous.
>>8252509Joke's on you anon, people don't really care that much about you if you're a CC.>>8252524It's insanely rude.
>>8247800
>>8252524YesBut at the same time, someone should totally draw Remmy in this poseAnd before anyone asks, it is a JoJo reference
>>8252553>Pandora x Nightshade OTP forever.
>>8252524as a cc i don't think it's rude at all, as long as they ask respectfully. if they don't have enough time or don't want to do the request no one's going to force them
>>8252524Its rude as fuck. Fuck the people who do it. "Hey, you, having a conversation! Do this thing for me NOW!"
>>8252553Don and Dewey are so peripheral. What even are their core personality traits?
>>8252535>Joke's on you anon, people don't really care that much about you if you're a CC.I know, but it'd be nice to pretend.
>>8252553Great taste but the twin's ships just seem arbitrary
>>8252524Asking once and then dropping it seems so harmless that freaking out over that is Tumblr level oversensitiveness.Badgering around things over and over again is different and dickish.
>>8252588There are always two kind of people that are asking for requests. The ones that scream "REQUEST NOW!!"And"If you have time could you do a request please, thank you." One is rude, one is not.Choose yourself.
>>8252524I would never do it myself, but I personally wouldn't mind as long as they ask politely, though
>>8252524Sometimes I'll get an unsolicited request like "Draw this!" No "hi" or "I like your art" or even a please.
>>8252590Just from their faces I can guess that Don is a no-nonsense kinda guy while Dewey is perky and always tries to have fun with thingsTogether they run a law firm
>>8252607>the twin's ships just seem arbitrary
Ooops.It seems my watch is two days late...Anyway, TT submission!I've a mountain guide dude, and part of the TT was Wilderness, so here it is!>>8252524This anon >>8252630 has got it right, at least for me.If someone asks me nicely I will probably do it, unless I have some already (like now, where I have to do a couple).Someone that orders me to draw something? They will be probably ignored
This might make me seem like an idiot, but who are all three of these characters?
>>8252735No one important
Post your favourite abloo
>>8252731
>>8252193>PandaAnd how does this prevent me from killing myself rather than suffering existing?
>>8252731Squidward-"Alone"-Intensifies.gif
>>8252760
>>8252787
>>8252765You appear back in Zootopia yet again, only with somehow an even worse color scheme.
>>8252735OCsBrian the floppy eared wolfHamilton the sex offender foxand Terry the super lewd tube dudeBrian is the only innocent of the three.
>>8252808ANd here is the last panel.This TT took too much time
>>8252735from left to right, Knights wolf, Famisheds fox, and A_Signatures mongoose zoosonas. (see attached pic)
>>8252818So basically it turns out that the panda wanting to get rid of itself is actually just me jumping from corpse to corpse.
>>8252553>Not Avo x Mr. FIt's not like the thread thinks she deserves anything better.
>>8252758
>>8252862Who?
>>8252735>>8252832Interesting.
>>8252878
>>8252881Avo's special friend from Under the Counter
>>8252822Very cozy, I love the center panel's colors and the shading and textures on #2.I do have a question about #3: is there a change in panels 1 and 2? They look almost identical.
>>8252894really makes you think
>>8252832
>>8251855I am glad you enjoyed it. Sigismund was the one at 0:52 btw.Most of the lines are battle reports, Sigismund laughing at the peasants and celebrating early, Hussites cheering when battle turned to their favor at the end there was this:12:15 - General: Highness, I lead the formation around the...Sigismund: And the blind man kicked into it and unleashed upon you those vulgar filthy peasants with flails and the fromations are gone!General: Fear fell upon our army, that helped those heretics.Sigismund: Any why did fear not fell upon them?! In battle they sing, to the death they sing and you run! They run you like a flock of sheep! What a humiliation before the entire Christendom!-12:38Yes, women did fight with the Hussites, even if they did not fight they were constantly with the armies helping out.>I believe it was bitter for Sigismund that he lost many armored knights against some peasants?Oh it was.There were 10 crusades. 10! waged on Hussite Bohemia and all of them failed. During one batle the entire army fled when Hussites were singing their battle choir (11:51), Papal legate who was present was stripping all his cardinal robes and threw them into bushes so he could in naked disguise run to the closest allied castle. It was humiliation for both him and the Pope, and all who were involved on his side. He wanted the crown of Bohemia since he was born as a second son to Charles IV. His older brother was incompetent ruler and when he died Sigismund was unable to take control of Bohemian kingdom because of Hussites. At the end Hussites splitted on Left and Right and fought each other. The side that won wanted to return to the church on their protestant terms. So old Sigismund accepted and enjoyed crown of Bohemia for a year before he died.At some point even Joan of Arc threatened to join Sigismund to fight the Bohemian heretics. She said that had she not fought the english she would already be fighting them.
>>8252731>>8252760>>8252787>>8252808>>8252822Nicely done! I can see why it took a while to do. I especially llike the lighting in the third pic
Wait a minuteYou guys are all furries!
>>8252954Well, he's not wrong.
>>8252984
>>8252984>>8253004
>>8252984I-I am?!
>>8252938>>8252974Thanks!And yes, there is a little change: a little brach thrown into the fire
A-Sig's work makes me feel happy.
>>8252758I can't believe Mead left us for the KP fandom
>>8253023I'm going to be completely serious here, something is up with that image. It's like if Judy herself is starring right into my soul, knowing I'm a living, breathing creature.Kind of creepy if you ask me
>>8252371But it's more fun that way!>>8252491I looked up machete and that was a result I got.>>8252587I'm of this school. If I don't feel like drawing I'm just not gonna do it. I can see why it'd be rude, but it doesn't bother me specifically.I do think it's better to wait til people are taking requests, but once in a while doesn't hurt. You can just ignore it or say no.>>8252382>
>>8253056What is the KP fandom?
>>8252822It looks great! And the story it tells is really nice.Also the panel with color looks really smooth, I like it. Was that the TT where you said the Music (The Settlers 4 Roman Theme 5) would suit good?
>>8253088She looks like she wants a smooch
>>8253088They wanted you to love the bun.
>>8253088I wouldn't worry about it, anon.
>>8251745Nice piece, Labjer!...Any chance of seeing that cute nerdy hyena girl au natural any time soon?
>>8252731>>8252760>>8252787>>8252808>>8252822Man, hamilton looks traumatized (must have read the charlie comic i'm working on). I think I like the first and second panels the best (especially the forest). If I may make a suggestion, I'd like to see a greater use of shadows and contrasts like in the second panel, the center image in particular looks like it could use this. And hey you sighed it>>8252984i-i'm not a furry, i swear
>>8253092>>8253056Don't.
>>8253142
>>8253091This is some great work
>>8253092Kungfu Panda?
>>8253142oh no
>>8253167speakI know what you're thinkingI don't need your reasonsI know you're goodI know you're goodI know you're real good
>>8252292A good opportunity to make my dream come true>Hugh's "Please, end my suffering" chill face
One day I'll get Reply to draw a response to one of my comments.One day.
>>8253201
>>8253229it was pretty based when it happened to mehell yes
>>8253229trying to be witty and funny too hard will only lead to shitpostingdon't make things like these your goals, anon, just enjoy the ride
>>8251570
>>8251102What about >>8250328 ?Thank you for the translation! I'll typeset this after dinner.
>>8251745The eyes look a bit feminine there. I think it's the size combined with the way they taper off to the sides and top.
>>8253327OH my gooood
>>8253327disgusting/10
>>8253229The only time it happened to me I had just gotten back from a very long break so I didn't even know who reply was, and I thought it was funny that someone named a reaction image my post number.
Why are people mad at nicolaswides again and why is she pretending she doesn't like Zootopia?
>>8253359
>>8253327It's so cute. I'm upset.
>>8253376Does anyone else HATE Zootopia?
>>8253327>Fin/NickOne of my favourite ships, thanks G! That's cute!
>>8253386yeh
>>8253376Said that WHITES ARE OPPRESSING EVERYONE: THE MOVIE was better than what we gotPeople got mad
>>8253376Looks like one particular sperg who doesn't like Zistopia. She then goes off and says how she thinks the original script would have made for a better movie. She thinks the one we got was watered down to make it "kid friendly", and the creators compromised their vision.
>>8253409>listening what a borderline retarded sjw animal has to sayI never understood these people
>>8252959Thank you in taking the efforr and translating it for me. That is really kind of you 10 failef cursades, well I believe if you are the emperor of the holy roman empire you hsve the money for those things.I believe the Pope was then pretty mad at Husseit Bohema, well they had protestant believes so pf course he would be pretty mad at themWell at the end ol Sigismund could fulfill his dream of the crown....at least for this one year.
>>8253412>the one we got was watered down to make it "kid friendly", and the creators compromised their vision.I agree with that, although I still don't like Zistopia.
>>8253432The problem is that they're everywhere and growing with each passing day.
>>8251855>>8252959Ok, I fucked up hard. I have no idea where I got the number 10 from but there were 5 crusades.Wierdly enough some sources state 3, some 4, some do not count the other fighting as crusades etc...So 5 should be the right number.
>>8253045This makes me really happy>>8253105The page in the forest, collecting mushrooms and snakes>>8253131More than traumatized wondering about the possibilities at the news that the mongoose is all alone...I wanted to do more with shadows, but shadowing everything would have required putting even more time in this and who knows when I could submit it.And obviously I signed it, I follow our Lord and Saviour Byron teachings
>>8252787What is he cooking? That looks like a tail hanging out of the pot.
>>8253432What does this comment say?
>>8253412>the one we got was watered down to make it "kid friendly", and the creators compromised their vision.I agree with that, artistically talking.Although I still don't like Zistopia.
>>8251821>>8251841>>8251918>>8251984take pitty on a poor capper, friend; what order do these go in?
>>8253463From the previous page: a snake.
>>8253412>the one we got was watered down to make it "kid friendly", and the creators compromised their vision.I also think thisand yet I dislike Zistopia
>>8252731>>8252760>>8252787>>8252808>>8252822>>8253044A_sig these are wonderful. Poor Hamilton looks traumatized.
>>8252758I think my favorite is a little green fan addendum to JiD, but with Cuckchan gone completely tits up, I can't find it now.Or maybe a Gud or Reply one-off I'm forgetting.Here's one that's missing some context.
>>8253462>And obviously I signed it, I follow our Lord and Saviour Byron teachings>says this>posts unsigned pic
>>8253458Well yes, but they feed on attention. Laughter is the best way to deal with them. Derision, ridicule and mockery always makes them disappear.Getting angry is a sign of taking them seriously.Like, you don't get angry at a potato with down's for eating glue because you know it's incapable of comprehending its actions. Same with sjws, getting angry is the least reasonable reaction.
>>8253456>>8253481>>8253511I still maintain that the original premise had the flaw of trying to get us to love the city, even though the city is an awful place. You don't cheer for the redemption of the apartheid state, but it's destruction. This is a major flaw that would be hard to work around. The city is the villain here, not the hero.
>>8251102>>8251358Oh shit, missed the first page without noticing>>8250328>Panel 1>ばったり。。。All of a sudden... (TN: literal translation is "unexpectedly meeting someone" but that sounds clunky in English)>Panel 2>キツネだ!!!!!Both: "IT'S A FOX!!!!!">で。Now then.
>>8253534They should make the whole world like that and changing the city would be the first step, altho that would bring other problems.
>>8253462Ahhh Snake Mushroom Stew. A good choice. With cayenne pepper it gets a really exotic flaire.I'm going off to bed. Good night /ztg/
>>8253412Did it though? Previous script had Nick and Judy basically be BFFs and join up together to end an evil politician plot and solve prejudice on a city where Nick was basically shat on his whole life. Sure it was darker, but more mature? Than simply showing how people in real life are prejudiced even if they are "good"? I mean, are we at the point that we REALLY need several collar induced abortions, people getting lynched dead on the street, zombie collars and whatnot to make something "mature"? I thought people realized that a 18+ tag didn't necessarily made something mature.
>>8253578Maybe as a adventure movie not trying to make a criticism on prejudice.
>>8253593I don't think she was advocating that her script get adopted.
>>8253142>liquid viagra
>>8253445No problem, I am glad I can share these things.Yeah, at the end he did not even wanted to be burried in family crypts in St.Vitus cathedral after all the troubles he was put trough. So he had himself burried in Hungary.
>>8253346>>8253359>>8253380>>8253388:>
>>8253592sleep tight bunner
>>8253513Thanks!>>8253525Well, I sign for TT only usually. I'm not SUCH a strict follower...Have a free signature, then>>8253592Sleep tight bunner!
>>8253617I understand that, but what I want to say is that making something darker doesn't mean it becomes more mature, especially when you are talking about the previous collars that made prey devils and preds saints. There is no compromise, unlike the final Zootopia.
>>8252299>I know in my heart he will find someone that cares, anonHe already has.
>>8251322>You will never transform men into your submissive Bellwether clone wiveswhy even live
>>8253655ayy, another pic for the collection
>>8253765
>>8253772
>>8253780
>>8253696That's like some kinda big sister thingif it wasn't it'd just be weirdThough I can kinda see Ozzy having a mommy fetish, if he's that self loathing
>>8253786
>>8253790
>>8253765Have you ever seen a ____ elope?A what, Weaver? A sheep? A wolf? A gazelle? WHO IS ELOPING?
>>8253804Have you ever seen a fly get married?No, but I've seen an ant elope!
>>8253780I really love Marty's face here
>>8253853>Catlos strikes againreeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why are Marty and Ozzy best friends, again?Not that I don't like it, I just wanna know
>>8253574>>8250328Once again, thank you for the translation!
>>8253517IIRC it was>Topless Judy request or somethingGets a reply with Judy with her torso removed and Carrot pen besides it >Someone implies it is a prankGets a reply with Nick playing the carrot pen and showing it was a prank>Nick is shocked Gets a reply with catatonic Nick.
>>8253983Sometimes people are just friends
>>8253983They both know what it's like to be unlovable characters.
>>8253992>>8251102>>8250343
>>8254006delet
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>>8253998no they aren't what are you talking about there is no such thing as "friendship", everyone just wants to fuck each other 24/7, regardless of practicality or orientation
>>8252731>>8252760>>8252787>>8252808>>8252822>"Alone....">The sugarI'm dying. Great work a_sig!
>>8254052I want Marty/Ozzy lewds but I agree
>>8254051>>8251358>>8250371I'll post the next comic in this series tomorrow.
>>8253998>just friends
>>8253500In order that they are posted. Sorry, was there confusion about whether they were continuations of the other episodes? I just posted those in case people hadn't seen the other ones. Or was it difficult to tell which posts go in order?
>>8254132so, the posts follow the story in >>8251918 that image?
>>8253983I'm willing to bet Ozzy's cheery attitude might have had something to do with it. Somebody like Marty probably pushes away people quite easily, or causes them to be antagonistic to him because of his own disposition. We know so far at least Avo seems to routinely roast him, while Charlie- dream aside- seems to just kind of disregard him and his complaints in favor of her own comfort. Ozzy's probably the only one who wasn't completely put off by the tiny bastard. Even Marty would know not to screw that up.Funny enough, it's a kind of relationship I see a lot in real life, where even the most snarky, aggressive types have a merry, amicable friend, one that is somehow beyond the scope of their dickery.
>>8254052>>8254108My point was more that friendships sometimes crop up in odd ways and for a number of reasons, and even very different people like Marty and Ozzy can be great friends for reasons that don't have to be fully predictable
>>8254154The posts are a separate story entirely. I think I understand what you are asking: "First Impressions" is like episode 1, "Infiltration" is episode 2, "Captured" is episode 3, and these greentexts are episode 4.
>>8253412The creators compromised their vision because their good friends at Pixar gave them constructive criticism on why the collar script didn't work. Had they only had nicolaswildes there with them to remind them of their mistakes.
>>8254168>Charlie- dream aside- seems to just kind of disregard him and his complaints in favor of her own comfortNot disagreeing, but can I see an example of this?I'm interested in the way those two interact
>>8254175oh. i was just making fun of the people posting about how they want x and x to bang or x to be gay ect...
>>8251821>>8251841>>8251918>>8251984
>>8254238Thank you for capping this.
>>8254229Hey man when I say I want x and x to bang I'm saying I just want lewdsLewds don't have to be canon to give me a boner
Any of you degenerates ever submitted confessions to a Tumblr blog? Pic related, it's my degenerate confession.
>>8254318Not mine but there's this one
>>8254200Honestly, these criticisms are considered only due to the movie being able to make money, which includes shit like toys and other stuff for children, so I'm pretty sure they ignore the idea that Pixar improved by making it the current Zootopia.That said, it is STILL the person who is writing Zistopia, so there's that. I think the collars are such a retarded idea that people latched to without thinking about it too much and now are too invested to realize how much they change of the universe.
>>8254212Lemme check her intro chapter again. I might be misremembering, but, I seem to recall them at least not being chummy with each other. It's http://pastebin.com/MT0vN9Sw. Though, I'm also half-certain there's another chapter where there's another mention of those two and their awkward cohabitation.Here's what I found so far:>"Marty locked me out," she answers matter-of-factly. "So in the process of regaining entrance I've created the need for a replacement.">"No shit she's lying, you think I'm a fucking idiot?" Marty spits, like I'd just said the dumbest thing he's ever heard.
>>8254419>Nick not wearing a tux or even a suit>But his fucking cop uniform
>>8251821>>8251841>>8251918>>8251984One, that is a very good spy fox. Creepily so.Two, I am so waiting for the greentext where Jill runs into Judy. (Though I had assumed in this AU Judy simply didn't exist. But either way.)Three, of course she would send the pictures to herself. And she knows his password...Enjoyed this one and had a good laugh.
>>8254475He's also wearing a shock bracelet.
>>8254475With his radio and everything on his fucking belt.Also, lol at Stu's getup.
>>8254475>not even his dress uniform
>>8254467Sounds like they had an argument or somethingI really want to see more dialogue between them, I'm interested in their relationship
>>8249941Yo! I was at band practice.Thanks for pointing out the typo, I'll fix it ASAP.I was worried that the perspective shift was confusing. I was trying to avoid ruining the immersion witht a silly signpost - "Hi I'm maxine and this is my story" - but it was probably a little too jarring.Anzac Lake, as far as I am aware, isn't a real place. I made it up. Thank you so much for the feedback! It really helps.
>>8254495Thank you for reading and your comments!I've been thinking of a story with Judy. Honestly I had such trouble with this one and felt so shit about it that it took months to finish but I'm glad its done, glad you enjoyed it. Its a big relief.
>>8254419Exactly, people always want what they can't/couldn't get. I don't know about the original comment that irritated her, but she seems so arrogant about this issue. She acts like she is the savior that salvaged and restored the perfect story, disregarding the qualities of the original product. (Pic related, assuming she's not joking)
>>8253511>>8254200>>8254419If I remember correctly. When the Collar Movie was shown to test audiences no one liked it. AT ALL.Everyone felt down and saddened after watching it, and the city was so terrible, the audience questioned and wondered why Nick and Judy would ever want to save it.The audience never cared about the city itself even though the point was TO care bout it and want it saved.
>>8254613Fucking lol at her saving the story, Zistopia is a meme now. The plot is a mess of contrived cartoony convenient plot devices with out of nowhere shocking sequences that are supposed to tug at your heart strings but just come off as weird. Fucking zombies and lesbians.
>>8254629There's a reason they called it Sun City in early drafts. But that begs the question of why such a place would be shown as redeemable in a kid's movie.
New TT blind read through!Nick and Judy are responding to a confusing distress call, and soon they'll be lost in the woods. Will they be able to figure out what is going on? Will I be able to figure out what is going on? Find out in En Plein Air, by PseudoFox!Text here:http://pastebin.com/SP4RmyBRBlind read through here:https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/en-plein-air
>>8254613>She acts like she is the savior that salvaged and restored the perfect story, disregarding the qualities of the original productyeah man listen to the ladyzootopia was a hot mess and literally just an iphone commercial it had no progressive morals or inspiring values and it didn't address human problems or touch on gray morality or anything no sir it was sterile hands-off prepackaged disney crap and this is not historical revisionism no sirI really hope this is self-satirizing because I don't see how it comes off as anything but "their version's trash but I saved the much better what-could-have-been version and spun it into gold"
>>8254555I'm kinda interested too, especially since for some reason I can't explain, somehow I've gone from adoring sheepfox to Charty. Though, here's more I found from 'Cloudy Day':>"In fact, last night I briefly considered burning some of Marty's book collection for warmth." >"But you realized that would piss him off?" >"No, I just couldn't find my thermite," she replies casually, reaching for a plate from my cabinet.
>>8254707But Weaver, the new Zootopia protrayed everyone as prejudiced even when we know it's only the oppressive majority that is
>>8254613>>8254660I still remember when the first chapters were out, I never knew about what it was "going" to be. And something about the rather crude "art" style of her work made me enjoy it.It was quite enjoyable and the two of them going to Wild Times was such a great moment. And easily my favorite point of it. Yet after that everything just went to shit, now the comic is nothing more then a meme showing what not to do for comic creation.And it's just a shit show.
>>8254707Weaver vs Nicholaswildes one night war when?
>>8254613>that picwtf i love nicholaswilde now
>>8254318I want to watch some nice timber wolf girl get pounded by her stag boyfriend, whimpering as she gets loaded with creamy deer-cum
>>8254583I looked it up on google and found one, but it may also just be bullshit. I just skimmed. I asked because I found one. If not that's on me.I'm only one person, so maybe other people would enjoy the shift in perspective. I know it's a thing authors do, but I've rarely read anything that does it, let alone ones I enjoy. I don't think it's bad be default of course.When it was Maxine's perspective it was engaging. We saw her frustrations with the way the trip was going, viewed the trip (and the pairing) from her perspective and saw that like Percy she was displeased. Just for different reasons.Having Percy's perspective was good because it gave us a chance to view Maxine from outside her head as well. Granted since it came too late in the story I'm not sure it benefited overall, but I could see where it would be interesting if the whole story was from him.The third person perspective helps in us seeing the situation as it is without a character's biases, so that also works.That's why I think any of these could work, but jumping between them just left me feeling like I was reading three different stories about the same thing at once, if that makes sense. It's the closest I can give to a criticism, since otherwise I really enjoyed it.
>>8254707Is she your next target then?For real though, as far as social commentary goes, it's better not to be ham handed about it, and I don't think anybody could seriously argue that the proto script doesn't fail in that regard.
>>8254781?
>>8254613Posting the next image in that set
>>8254583It's real, but pretty obscure.http://www4.nrcan.gc.ca/search-place-names/unique/JADXA
>>8254742>But Weaver, the new Zootopia protrayed everyone as prejudiced even when we know it's only the oppressive majority that isWell sure, but it's not so much that an oppressed minority can't have prejudicial thoughts or ideals, rather more that those aren't usually made into legal policy or lifechanging social institutionsIt's like sure, both mice and foxes have stereotypesBut the stereotype for mice is "ha ha they sure love cheese" and for foxes it's "they're violent untrustworthy criminals"
>>8254791If I can indulge in a bit of my own nerdiness/faggotry, I'd wondered why Hugh wasn't involved with this at first, since the trio is usually a set.Then I remembered a few things. Of the three Hugh would likely be the least interested in going camping. Not quite not interested in leaving Zootopia for a while, but getting out there in the cold, harsh winter probably isn't fun for him. I imagine he's incredibly lonely given the season though. Probably at his mother's during their trip.There's also the fact that he fucking despises Clancy's guts. Prolly not good to put them in the same radius let alone the same tent.
>>8254613>>8254823Where were you when you learned nicolaswides went totally batshit?
>>8254815>For real though, as far as social commentary goes, it's better not to be ham handed about it, and I don't think anybody could seriously argue that the proto script doesn't fail in that regard.I agree and I've written about this before, but that's why my favorite part of writing Pack Street is that it's not a perfect allegory for any real life group; it addresses basic prejudices and intersocial problems without being a 1:1 parallelThe animal traits are important, and the relationship preds and prey have is not a specific metaphor for any particular real groupIf Remmy was human and this was some RL setting I wouldn't be writing it
>>8254920Except it's in a response to whoever this weirdo is.
I find it kind of funny that everyone used to say how cool prototopia was and seeing a movie with the shock collars would have been cool, and now everyone's talking shit about them just because a shitty artist made a shitty comic about them.Granted, it's an anonymous image board, so the people that love(d) shock collars then and the people posting now might be different, but it still gets those neurons firing.
>>8254555Seems like he knows she's... well, foxish, at least. I wonder how that affects them? I don't see him being a prude about her activities, but I could see him probably wishing he had a more normal or less exasperating roommate.>"Do I even WANT to know what my roommate's been up to?" Marty groans as Annie knocks her brother over to scamper towards the table loaded with burga boxes. >Charlie looks down at him with a deadpan expression. "DO you?"Also, pardon me, but>trips
I have to be honest, all of the modern references (especially the phones) annoyed me.The movie was still good though.
Let's get caught up on today!>>8247456New character, new dynamic! I wonder if Raccoon will learn what its like to be stalked...>>8249337THIS IS SO MEAN!>>8249338Hello, Hasty! I am so behind on read throughs; I still need to read your previous fic, but would you like to have this read as well?>>8249517Now THAT'S a spybun!>>8249941Ahh, I love this! I love this so much! Content creators giving feedback after others roll with their ideas! Its wonderful!>>8250819Super nice coloring! Is the original that detailed, or did you add the pencil markings as well?>>8251188Hello Pseudo! Just poking you so you know I've finished your read through!>>8252490Hello character roller anon! You still working on this one?>>8252822>>8252808>>8252787>>8252760That was super nice! It looks like you had a lot of fun with detailing the landscape!Love the composition of the center piece. The colors blend so nicely...Ahhhhhhh I need to get back to work but I love you all! Promise I'll be on later!
>>8254913I originally wrote a section explaining that Hugh and Clancy hadn't quite mended things yet, with the hint that Hugh might be rather upset seeing Percy and Clancy sharing a sleeping bag, and that Caitlyn was busy with school projects, but I never found a good way to say it while keeping it short. It just took up space and made the beginning drag even more than it already did.
>>8254953ohwellcontext matters, it turns outyeah, these people are idiotsswinging so hard you're calling Zootopia an iphone commercial and a hot mess is rather going too far in the other direction though
>>8254613She's right, though. The initial script was an accurate portrayal of the daily struggle LGBTQIA2S+ people suffer just to be who they are. The new script is just shit for selling toys and iphone.
>>8254979>all of the modern referencesThey're not references these days, they're just what everyday people expect to seeiPhones are normal and you're the weirdo anon
>>8254976I stand by the opinion I've always had personally: It's a neat concept, would have loved to see what they had of it, but I don't think it would have made for a good movie and probably wouldn't do very well in theaters.I also think one of the reasons I think the concept is neat is because I like 'what if' scenarios so much. If I hadn't known it was a thing I wonder if I would have thought up an idea like that on my own or not.It'd be neat to see what they had before they changed their minds, but as an actual movie I don't think I would have liked it very much.Then again I guess I'll never know.
>>8255001>LGBTQIA2S+I want to say you're taking the piss, but knowing how insane these people are, it probably has gotten that long.>>8255029>you're the weirdoI'm an oasis of sanity surrounded by the insane.
>>8254977Sounds like he's living in a sitcomI'm liking this
>>8254999Fair enough, and it's not particularly important to the story either. I think it was wise to leave it out.But it was also neat to think about.
>>8254938>but that's why my favorite part of writing Pack Street is that it's not a perfect allegory for any real life groupEven if the series did in fact deal with humans in some real life setting, this would be the way to go. It's important, if you ask me anyway, to not get so caught up in creating a parallel to or allegory for some real world group/event/whatever that the author, and by extension the audience, loses sight of the overall message.This is why it ticks me off when people try and say that the movie is about racism, or homophobia, or blacks, or gays, or any number of things. Zootopia was one of the rare examples of universal prejudice, and instead of praising it for being fair, people try and co-opt it for their own pet issue.
>>8255081Meant to reply to >>8255013
>>8254976I always hated the idea because it was an overly dramatic mess compared to the final result. You can't have a message of understanding and peace between everyone when you throw in slavery procedures, it's like trying to write Hebrews in Egypt or other shit like that and then try to paint "and everyone lived happily ever after" fade to black with both Egyptians and Hebrews. I mean I love it as something fanfics/webcomics have, as much as I love ideas I see on webnovels and lightnovels that are considered experimental and hard to pull off, but as a movie?
>>8254976it has a GREAT dieselpunk a e s t h e t i c, set in not!60s, judy was cooler, palette was awesome and it have probably become a cult work.but still, it wasn't something you Disney would show to children.a lot of criticism comes from edgelords who think "haha, zap the animal, LOOK HE'S SAD" is a good plot hook. Which is pretty much the same that the original script had by the way.
>>8255103Right, plus the more specific you make it the more divisive you becomeSociopolitics are as heated these days as they've ever been and no matter what groups I picked it would eventually get a bunch of detractors saying that one group is much worse in real life and friendship between them is impossible or assign all the blame to one side and not the other or on and onit's way better to go with sheep and wolves
>>8254758It was magic.She would post the comic and answer questions about it.Then she herself got a little too involved and lost focus, talking about labels and anatomy instead of staying on target.This is the result. I used to have great respect for her, but that's the curse that is idolization.
>>8255081>>8255013NW is however adamant that Judy is literally pansexual. The entire concept of "pansexuality" is just insufferable to me. http://nicolaswildes.tumblr.com/post/158214509310/i-wonder-if-judy-is-pansexual-and-in-the
>>8254976Where have you been? Opinions on proto-Zoot have been pretty mixed ever since we learned what the premise was.
>>8254976Protozoot being the final product -> I wouldn't have come here, would probably have come off the theaters saying "wow truly the struggle of minorities of 2016".So I never had an interest on it.
>>8255160Careful, you'll attract the sheepdog fanatics with talk like that
>>8255210>I wouldn't have come here, would probably have come off the theaters saying "wow truly the struggle of minorities of 2016".As in, sarcastically?
>>8255037The problem I saw with it- and what probably would have left viewers quizzical about the matter- was that, if I remember right, the collars were specifically a Zootopia thing- which meant apparently, there were other cities that were either entirely segregated, or not pants-on-head retarded about integration. I would've spent too much time questioning why the hell somebody like Nick and Judy would bother saving such a city that imposed the collars- or why there would even be a pred population willing to put up with that when there were apparently alternatives without the shocking.The problem was the shocking to begin with. It's hard to build a narrative around such a harsh impediment when there are so many alternatives to avoid that impediment in the first place- there's a point where you can't be sympathetic because the skeptical part of your mind is going to be saying 'Why don't they just leave? Obviously Zootopia is trying its hardest to piss off half of its economy.' The idea that somebody would not only accept such a reality, but actively reside in a city that encourages that, is a hurdle I don't think the writers knew how to overcome. Everybody would have just been saying 'move to a city that doesn't suck'.The shock collars themselves were a good concept, but the implementation in the setting wouldn't have worked. We had have to believe that an entire population of preds weighed 'not being in Zootopia' and 'getting shocked on basic urges', and actually went with the former.
>>8254555>their relationshipThey haven't one. They're fairly indifferent to each other if not outright antagonistic. The first story she shows up it's heavily implied that he sees any attraction to her as being repulsive.>"When in the history of Zootopia has that line EVER worked?!" Marty retorts, incredulous. "Man, I knew you were a fuckin' deviant but this -- this is -- FUCK! Oh, you sick fuckin' grazer, this on an entirely new level! And with CHARLIE?! With CHARLIE!"She probably got a roommate strictly to have someone with a legal job pay the bills.
>>8255239Dead serious, I'm easily swayed. Though I'd probably going into Moana expecting to have a message about refugees.
>>8255264It's true, black people are just hiding the shock collars under their cloths. Haven't you noticed they always wear turtle necks?
>>8255284Really?
>>8255284I'm black and you need to shut the fuck up about the collars before you blow the whole thing
>>8254976People thought it was cool before we started seeing more and more of what Protozooptia was. The idea that shock collars were cool died when the deleted scenes got released, and it got buried when people actually starting thinking of all the plot and story tone problems they would cause.Protozootopia as an idea is cool. Once you start thinking about it and trying to make a story out of it it starts to fall apart.
>>8255257>the collars were specifically a Zootopia thing- which meant apparently, there were other citiesI got that too, but I don't think it was ever established. It's what I thought though so the entire plot is just stupid, since the predators clearly still have freedom of movement.
nero, write more The Devil's Fur is Red pls
>>8255257Maybe Zootopia the city, in Protozoot, would have been written to be more of an imagined necessity.Preds move there and put up with the collars because of the opportunities there vs. other places with segregation or bad economies.Actually, that makes it sound rather like the refugee crisis.
>>8254976The main issue I have always had with the collar idea is that it requires us to accept that somehow the majority population was ok with collaring 10% of them. Even in the final movie, we saw that not everyone was ok with the prejudice. Plenty of prey were standing up for predators, there were still prey and predators hanging out with each other, etc. The setting itself might have been interestingl they could have got rid of the shock collars, kept the !not60s style, they could have kept the Wilde Times as a place for predators to relax without prey looking at them with the stink eye. The main problem though will always be how to make us care about the city and the characters, and the final product does that just fine.
Damn, it's late, it's sad to leave when interesting discussions occur.Goodnight /ztg/!
>>8254818yes where did you get this
>>8251188I can read this and post my thoughts later tonight or tomorrow morning.>>8254986You already have a lot on your plate. I think this one can sit out.
>>8255359Sleep tight tuber
>>8255257Probably would be "why don't the eagles fly the ring into mordor?" or stuff like that of Zootopia. Though I'm pretty sure in the original plot Judy and Nick would 'save' Zootopia by accident, Nick & Judy end up in Animalia, try to show Nick being a savage and attacking Judy, ends up showing that savage Nick protects Judy through the power of LOVE™ and the city is suddenly convinced collars are stupid like awakening from a mass hallucination and end prejudice.
Do you guys ever wonder if tumblr artists start this drama themselves?I've never been able to prove it because I have no access to the accounts in question but...it seems awfully convenient to have on ask, anon or otherwise, tell you you're shit and then suddenly you have dozens/hundreds/thousands (dependant on # of followers) telling you how awesome you and/or your content is.
>>8255260I always took it as the opposite. I assumed since they were living together they were friends, and his response of 'with CHARLIE!' was like a 'you come into my house' type deal.That's just me though. Not that he thought she was ugly or sexy. Just a sort of 'in my house, with my pal!' Especially since Marty didn't like Remmy in his bubble.
>>8255424I can guarantee there are plenty of people willing to throw shit at you in asks
>>8255346Nero, make Judy go full Doomslayer at some point pls.
Has this been translated?
>>8255459nero, make it so Nick and Judy have a reason to grow closer, and end the story with Judy wanting to stay in hell because she loves Nick
>>8255424As someone who gets frequently shat on in askboxes (I got hate for drawing Judy drinking) I can tell you tumblrinas love bitching about how you're not drawing/writing things the way they want you to, among other things.What matters is how you react to them or what you choose to post. I don't post every piece of 'hate' I get in my askbox nor do I try to make a big deal out of them. Some people could just be replying to get asspats and 'start drama' sure, but it doesn't mean they send the drama themselves.Not to say it NEVER happens, but you overestimate the userbase if you think it's often a setup.
>>8255257Also, don't forget how inconsistent they were.>for half the movie portray preds being shocked as pure comedy>then suddenly Sad Lil Bear Cub abloo bloo bloo
Clearly everyone is forgetting the version of Zootopia that would have been superior to everything, including the final product; Savage Seas, featuring the spy duo Nick Wilde and Jack Savage.>>8255470I am pretty sure it has, give me a few minutes to find it.
>>8255424There's always the possibility but I assume it's real because, well, it's simpler to. I mean >>8254953 sounds pointlessly aggressive and not really trying to discuss anything, no criticism or anything, just praising Zootopia and saying mean things about Zist/Threatening NW. I'm a small tumblr artist and I barely read most of those, I got some dumb hatemail due to lewds but, really, what's the point of starting bullshit? I'm not going to give my time of the day for every angry anon. I assume it's the same for NW, there's plenty of crazies on tumblr.
>>8255523Yeah that kind of bugged me too.It'd be like having a bunch of lynching jokes and then have a protracted lynching scene.
Jus' shillin' some old stuff.
>>8255532I get some pretty funny overreactions to any savagehopps pictures I draw.
>>8255523It would fit with Judy's character growth as she comes to recognize that she lives in an apartheid state, so it's not totally crazy.
>>8255523>>8255547Yeah, the movie really had some whiplash with that, especially if you consider this scene.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHURiOqMVTI
>>8255364i drew it. gonna ink it soonish.
>>8255523From the vibe I picked up from the deleted scenes, it wasn't just Three Stooges slapstick comedy, it was very dark comedy that seemed like it was supposed to make you laugh and hurt a little on the inside at the same time.
>>8255582>draw savagehopps>draw judeon>nobody posts angrily about itmaybe i need to add the text into it about how judy is cheating on nick and jack is breeding her pregnant
>>8255601That's the thing, the movie was told from Nick's perspective. One of the scenes was Finnick working himself up and getting shocked because he was mad he was wearing a diaper.
>>8255601It would work with Judy as the protag, but with Nick they say right from the beginning that things are shitYou can't have it portrayed like that with him as the central protag, it just doesn't work
>>8255470
>>8255582but we love you, even if you are a cuck.
>>8255646>>8255653Yea, I recognized that as I was typing it. If nick is the protag, we should be very clear how awful his life is.
>>8255644who's u?
>>8255530thx anon
>>8255644Shut up we're discussing the movie
>>8255532This. It's silly to respond to such stuff or get worked up over it. Granted, I've only ever gotten one piece of hatemail for what I do and I'm not quite sure if they were being serious or not...
>>8255662>Bun protects fox with her mouththis is too cute.
I dunno, call me an edgelord, but I kinda liked grimdarkness of how their lives were so shitty we had to find comedy in their suffering.
>>8255662forgot to click this one too,thanks
>>8254986>I wonder if Raccoon will learn what its like to be stalked...Oh, I'm sure he'll learn...to enjoy it.
>>8255670A TGChumeadorose boy.
>>8255702Then keep it dark comedy. It doesn't work if you suddenly try to drive in how it's not actually funny.
>>8255677>YOU SON OF A DEVIL>I REBUKE YOUI want to believe this guy was serious
>>8255530>SpyNick and SpyJack doing cool spy thingsholy shit yes
>>8255731can I see an example of your arts?
>>8255745>not rebuking sons of devils>2017anon, get with the times
>>8254613>>8254823I wonder if this dumb cunt even realizes how badly they shot themselves in the foot with this.Seriously, the number one biggest no-no in a fandom, especially an award winning one, is to claim that your autistic fanfiction is better than the canon source material.
>>8255675>discussing the iphone commercial hot furry mess that was Disney's© Zootopia™(2016) How embarrassing.
>>8255790it's not wrong to say Zootopia we got isn't the only interesting story, but being this vitriolic just shows immaturity. Then again, she's an SJW so this isn't really surprising.
>>8252258>>8252292My first Shorty Squad pic.
>>8255349And that's the main flaw even the great and almighty NW couldn't solve. She tried selling this world that had no real enemy in it, one where everybody was at fault for the current situation.Then she introduces the "evil-brain-washing-sheep-government" as the main antagonist in later chapters.NW must have realized how there actually must be a "one true evil" preventing everybody to realize their mistakes and get along.(source: https://zistopia.com/pages/17/its-my-very-embarrassing-secret)
>>8255836I think she's just a bit upset that someone is being so vitriolic about her work that she's put a lot of effort in toPile that on top of a natural slight neuroticism that artists tend to have, and you have an overreaction like this.
>>8255887>Finnick is sad that somebody put baby in the corner.
>>8255894>filenameI'm so fucking happy right now.
>>8255738My personal theory that's based on absolutely nothing is that the way the movie would have worked is that it would make you laugh at the collars in the beginning, essentially making the audience naive and unaware to how bad the collars really were, much like Judy, and and then use the cub scene or one with a similar impact to show how horrible they really were which would coincide with Judy realizing the same thing.
>>8255908Thats why the saturday morning cartoon villains and the bunnies must be stopped bullshit ruined it entirely for me. It used to be the world that was evil, and they had to navigate through it. Then it turned out the world wasnt evil its just a group of evil mustache twirling fucks who look silly and are evul, booo them.
>>8255812>discussing the iphone commercial hot furry mess that was Disney's© Zootopia™(2016) Can we make this a meme please ?can we get awful draws of zoot characters pretending to do iphone ads ?saying shit like "with the new iphone you can track your heart rate so you don't get shocked by your collar!>Pawbook app, no preds allowed!
>>8255972There's a flaw right from the beginning in that it's set in Animal America and that collars around a neck would remind ANYONE of slavery
>>8255582>SavageHopps>not WildeSavage
>>8255995So then they tried to make the collars seem "kind of like a good idea" more and more and more.Oh fuck, could you imagine the shit storm that would have happened if they spent half a movie trying to convince people that the collars weren't a bad idea but were bad, and then it turned out that they were entirely a bad idea? Jesus.
>>8255995This, the school scene, the scene of loans, everything would instantly make it so you'd see it as it was. Maybe kids would laugh at someone getting shocked
>>8255915A very good point, it's easy to forget these things. As much as I don't agree with unfair shitslinging on both sides, I stand by the fact SJWism is unforgivable and using an art blog, which is supposed to be a neutral platform (or at least free from direct preaching) is a sign of excessively bad taste.
>>8255986noill also revoke your meme card
>>8255986this is /trash/we'd probably make it work, something funny and see fandom proper reusing the material and puns conceived here.or porn.probably porn.
>>8256026I wish there was more done with Finnick. I want to see his story.
>>8256085be the change
>>8255641thank you! this is amazing. you have an art blog?
>>8256124>>8256134fluffy
>>8254818Finnickfag?
>>8256037But every scene where you laugh at animals getting shocked leads up to the collaring ceremony, where its supposed to be the most fucking horrific thing in the goddamn world to get a collar and it makes you cry.How in the ever loving fuck do you not suddenly ruin any comedic effect that you once had with "lol Finnick got shocked because hes so angry" or "lol Clawhauser got shocked because he saw a donut lol Clawhauser is fat" or "lol Nick got shocked cause jerk gerbils rolled over his foot in a tiny car" when you get the context of "oh when you are a child you get a collar that shocks you if you are too happy and its literally the worst fucking thing that happens and you will never forget that horrible moment"?Zistopia was broken.
>>8255887>>8256026YesYES!
>>8256121nah, i just post my stuff here.>>8256159yep
>>8255995>>8256031>>8256037I guess I see your point. I guess I forgot that the average normie isn't as much of a jaded edgelord as I am and probably wouldn't have laughed at people getting shocked like I would.
>>8256182Hi, it's me. You know who.
>>8256182On a scale of 1 to 100, how hot is rimming?
>>8256182put some decent clothes on, you slut
>>8255915You get those replies everywhere, people will take 5 seconds of their day to shit on something you've bled, sweat and worked for years. If you want to waste your time trying to talk with a random person, then that's your own fault.
>>8255677>Christians
>>8256230well, he didn't say he was going to behead him so you're probably right.
>>8256195hi you. whodatdoeis that you dio?>>825619889>>8256214make me
>>8256249Your little bae.
>>8256249Score all these pairings:male-to-female rimmingfemale-to-male rimmingmale-to-male rimmingfemale-to-female rimming
>>8256248Shit I wanted to stir the pot but whatever haha.
>>8256249>make meYour mother would disapprove of you wearing unsanitary clothing in her shop.
>>8256198Just imagine, Anons. Big 'ol powerful bear. Grabs your hips, hoists your ass up in the air, and just goes to town on your asshole and prostate until you beg for mercy."AAHHH - I can't stop cumming!!!"Pic related.
>>8256182>>8256249
As someone who is several months into a story where IRL police/social issues are a main plot point:This conversation is all sorts of reassuring.
>>8256344Weaver? OC? ...Grizz?
>>8256289>haha
So, um... I have a few new Gazelle lewds I've been avoiding dumping here because they have OC x Canon. I can put them in the next thread if anyone is interested.
>>8256261f-finnick??>>8256271female-to-female rimming > male-to-male rimming > female-to-male rimming > male-to-female rimmingto be fair, hard choice, i love them all pretty equally.>>8256301>>8256329hey, it rides up ok
>>8256393canidae pls go
>>8256393Post it. If it's shit, it'll just fade away with the thread.
>>8256393just dump them here when we reach page 10
>>8256404You chose the right best.Draw more of Judy being an insatiable buttslut.
>>8256393>if anyone is interestedCanidae why do you even have to ask you're like the only person who bothers trying to get good pictures of Gazelle made anymore
>>8256418or better this, so self-inserts stay out of sight
>>82564242girls1cup:Zootopia Edition
>>8256424i am still exceedingly happy with that smug ass face. i want to draw her more, but responsibilities are elsewhere...
>>8256344how do you mean?
>>8256534There's a vanishingly fine line between dramatic weight and ham-fistedness.
>>8256323>that picSOLD
>>8256323oh bby
>>8256616M A K E Y O U R S E L F K N O W N
>>8256140
>>8256669>the indignity
>>8256596right, if everything follows a certain logic that the audience understands the drama won't appear to be artificial
>>8255720With the positioning of your signature and the laughter, it looks like you're going "Nah hah hah hah", giving you a stylized laugh like a character from One Piece.
I wish there was more people willing to draw Honey.
>>8256424So being a bunny then?
>>8256668<-->>8256883sauce?
>>8256668
>>8251745This is a very cute yeen, would love to snuggle, chat about 40k lore and complain how expensive the models are.
>>8256923>forgot to picture
>>8256934>>8256949Your art is always cute. How long you been part of the threads?
>>8256923http://monoflaxart.tumblr.com/post/158453288422/the-key-zistopia-belongs-to-nicolaswildesAlso, NW didn't fucking create Honey or the idea of the collar key.
>>8256984i kno...
>>8255912>>8255912>>8255912
>>8256976
>>8256976*
>>8257094>>8257113That's the weirdest way to peruse the threads. I always wondered why your posts had 'messaging' in their filenames.So then do you know about the things that go on here? Are you fans of any fics or comics or artists or OCs? Or does your middleman send you stuff from here that you enjoy?
where's that anon with gazelle X OC pics?
>>8257471in the new thread
>>8257682put it here i aint leavin
