Zootopia General: You Lazyass Faggots EditionPastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2TZTG Creator List: derpy.me/ztgcclistArchives: ztarchive.com / desuarchive.orgPrevious thread: https://archive.b-stats.org/trash/thread/8217368Current TT Theme: Camping/Wilderness (Submissions due RIGHT FUCKING NOW,. POST POST POST)More information on TT: derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
>>8226606My innate tendency is to want to pack everything with extreme detail to where it's almost suffocating, which in looking at early stuff I've written but not published anywhere... yeah.Like:(He stepped forward onto the marble tile. The blue and white colors danced along triangular patterns all across the floor. His black shoes contrasted greatly. So did his long grey suit. He had on a grim expression. He couldn't feel the marble. He didn't think of it, but he knew that it would be cold. It would feel cold like his soul. He reached out and grabbed a paper. He held it up before his eyes.)("Damn," he said.)
>>8226654Aw, you beat me by just a momentAlso SUGGESTIONS ARE OPEN
Foxes once had a massive empire stretching across various nations that proved widely influential.Their social movement was known as "Gekker-Roman culture". Gekker philosophers wound up forging modern thought. Their artwork was amazing.What destroyed all this? The rabbit empire. Only their propaganda made foxes become known as "shifty". Pure lies.While the foxes used their minds, the bunnies used raw terror. Rabid breeding. Starving enemies out by sheer reproduction.
>>8226654What's this? An early-morning Fit Jude thread?<INITIATE DUMP>
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Hey, guys!I was worried that I wouldn't have a TT thing ready, and maybe this could use some work, but I've got something for you all!It's a weird but fun story about the outdoors and such called: "En Plein Air"Link is here!http://pastebin.com/SP4RmyBRPlease check this out![Reposting here since this was in the tail end of the last thread, and it seemed to die fast.]
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>>8226696Lets just pretend that the post there had some kind of a spiffy image.
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>thread dies within 10 minutes so now I gotta repost PredAndPrey here with a really fucking late Thematic Thursday submission! Thematic Friday!I had a lot of fun writing this TT. It's a short WildeHopps fluff/comfort fic where Nick goes camping with Judy and some of her siblings. They've been dating for a while now but Judy has never seen Nick out of his element like this. However, even in a stressful environment, someone who loves and cares for you can make you feel so much better.I hope you all enjoy! Here's On Melancholy Hillhttp://archiveofourown.org/works/10335866>art not mine I just like cute pics
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>>8226656Well, being descriptive is not a problem, I wish I was like this, for example. My style is extremely dry and concentrated, you could say it almost the exact opposite. The important thing is the flow, giving the right rhythm. It is not a problem of space, it is of time. I suggest you try to read it aloud. Hearing your voice saying what you have written it is different than simply reading it in your mind. You will see that you will reach a threshold where the narrative needs to take charge.That said, the phrase you posted is a little jarring, not for the description but for the punctuation. Too many periods, phrases too short, needs more colons and semicolons.
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Would you a tube, anon?
>>8226774I prefer tube dudettes
>>8226723Looking at this now!
>>8226757>I suggest you try to read it aloudThis right here is one of the best suggestions for aspiring writers I know. I was taught the same thing.Read it aloud, and suddenly you gain your reader's perspective on the piece - what it sounds like to THEM.You'll immediately know what changes you need to make.
>>8226774If female, sure.>>8226787
>>8226760>That assNoice>>8226774Not all tubedudes are for lewding!
>>8226723>Judy brought her significant other of five months as her plus-one on the yearly camping trip between her and her closest siblings. Her significant other currently standing at her side was a fox named Nick Wilde, much to the initial shock of some of their companions.As much as I like how you're getting into this, this piece here seems awkward and takes me out of things. I know that 'plus-one' is correct technically, but it's too formal, I think. I also think that you can compress this a lot.You might say something like: "Judy decided that Nick Wilde, her significant other of five months, would join her on the camping trip. Despite the initial shock of some of their companions, he met up with the rabbit's siblings that day for the yearly event."
>>8226822>That ass>NoiceHello fellow AssAnon! Firm, round muscular butts are patrician taste.I shall share.
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>tfw you will never creampie that bunny butt
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>>8226723>>8226836Even then, though, it might be too wordy.
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>>8226774Why yes!
>>8226897(small image, I know)
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Judy Booty Thread? Why yes, thank you.
>>8226907Goddamn is this cute
>>8226919Last one for now - IMO, the best one, made even more erotic by the lack of explicit nudity.
>>8226872>Firm, round muscular butts are patrician taste.Indeed, the ass needs to be firm enough to hold a natural, round shape, yet soft enough for a good squeeze.Pic related is an example of two prime quality asses
>>8226931You know, it's funny... I skipped this one because of her expression.Feels like she's being forced or blackmailed or something.
>>8226956Have this, anon
>>8226931>>8226956EditAnon here. I'm on it.
>>8226656Reading this feels more like comedy. Y'know, when you try and hype-up something so mundane. It works if that's what you were going for but if an entire chapter or so is written like this it's too much. It can work as a one-off goof, though, like when someone gets awestruck.
>>8226970>Not posting creampied version
>>8226914Source?
>>8227022I didn't know that was a thing.
>>8226956>>8226931>>8227005What the hell, here's another one where she looks even more pleased with herself, I think.(Not EditAnon)
I'll raise you another fine ass.>>8227005>The feeling when the edit makes it better.Welp, I am saving over the other version that's for sure.>>8227038http://akiric.tumblr.com/
>>8226931>>8227005>>8227051Someone should make an image with all three of these that goes:1. One week, no dox fick2. Two weeks, moderate dox fick3. Three weeks, sustained dox fickAnd then there's something like: "Apply liberally to all rude rabbits daily!"
>>8227038These threads, Anon. However, that's cropped from a larger image that was a comic work-in-progress that I don't think ever got finished.Here's the full image so you can see if you can find it.
>>8227066>The feeling when the edit makes it better.EditAnon here. The feeling when someone likes the thing that you do, and feeds you (You)s.
>>8227042Well, I was wrong. My bad. Not exactly "creampied." Just cumed on.This is more closer to it.
>>8227093Okay, that's a fine ass, but what the hell is going on with Judy's chin?
>>8227116Nothing?
And now, for the canon ass.I swear, they knew exactly they were doing in this movie.
>>8227130Are you sure?
>>8227156Does anyone have the gif of Judy's tail twitching in the museum?
>>8227156>I swear, they knew exactly they were doing in this movie.Yes. Yes they did.Seriously though, they paid too much attention to every detail in every other way.They knew.
>>8227168That's just empty space.
>>8227116>>8227168I don't see the issue...Judy seems to be kissing the side of Nick's muzzle, not chinning him.
>>8227156Don't we have clips from the voice actors that are basically "I wish that the fox and rabbit would mate", "I think the fox is too handsome, almost", "This movie was made by animals about animals, really", and so on?
>>8227074>Dressing upMy fetish!
>>8227188The 'chinning' file name was snark, because it looks like something freaky-deaky is happening with her chin, where it's elongated way the hell out or something.Looks like a god damn xenomorph or something... seriously, you Anons don't see that?
>>8226836I couldn't agree more. I was having trouble: I had to have some sort of informational setup but then I locked myself into this weird, formal tone. I trimmed it down a bit!
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>When you post something on a Pastebin, spot errors a while later, but can't change things because it's put up as 'A Guest'.>When you keep forgetting about that.
>>8227199The voice actress for Dawn Bellwether admits she think Nick looks hot.Gennifer Goodwin, thinks it a wonderful display of platonic friendship.Jason is rather interested in what a "Fox and Rabbit's young would look like">>8227228Not at all, her lower neck and chin are clearly defined enough to me. Where I was able to see the dip between their muzzles.
>>8227228are you feeling okay, anon
>>8227297>platonicI used to have no reaction to that word. Now, I feel a dread and hate for it almost like that of death.
>>8227310I 'unno Anon... I -have- been up a while. Plus, people see things differently - look at that whole "is the dress blue or white" thing.
>>8227310Source?
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>>8227297>she think Nick looks hotLiterally everyone thinks Nick is hot. Not doing so identifies you as one of the Reptile People.>platonic friendship>platonic
>>8227342>>8227349>>8227357Honesty is a good policy.
>>8227324Why so? I always felt like Best Freinds would imply they would still be insanely close and friendly to each other but would find someone else to fall in love with.Platonic Friends would mean they won't every find someone else, but they don't ever feel something more for the other.Yet they are fine and happy with that arrangement.At least when it comes to WildeHopps.Or are you thinking about all those "Platonic" greens and such, where they swear up and down the earth that they only care about each other Platonic. But they would be fucking like mad during them saying to each other?>>8227329Go to sleep Anon. We all need are sleep. an I forgot my image edit to.
>>8227297>>8227324>>8227403Requesting a Judy Hopps version of her going "I have been waiting" and dressing as Death.
>>8227358If Zoot2 comes out and WildeHopps is confirmed platonic people will lose their shit. And I'll be over here watching the mayhem from the sidelines with the stupidest grin on my face; praising Lord Byron for the shitposter that he is.
>>8226907wth is that? a ferret?
>>8227425Yup, ferret. They get stinky sometimes and need baths.
>>8227422>people will lose their shit.That's their fault. Prey and Pred can't be lovers. Nick's going to get a nice vixen to be with.
>>8227422>Byron >shitposter We all know that it will be Moore's doing
>>8227439This reminds me of the pain of never finding a qt I can talk shop with
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>>8227444Exactly, he even baneposted
>>8227449>would love to see them procreate>see them procreate
>>8227439He said >If Zoot2 comes out and WildeHopps IS CONFIRMED, PLATONIC people will lose their shit. You have read it wrong.
>>8227439>Nick's going to get a nice vixen to be with.
>>8227460>if confirmed platonic people will lose their shit>if they're just friends people will get upsetI read it wrong?
>>8227439yeah right
>>8227433Yeah, ferrets literally stink. It's one of their least desirable traits. I guess some folk are trying to breed that down or out, but I have no idea how that's going.
>>8227480Yes you did.He said that if widehopps ship gets confirmed. (Nick and Judy lovers)People who want them to be just friends will lose their shit.
>>8227480Platonic means they're just friends, Anon."Platonic - (of love or friendship) intimate and affectionate but not sexual."
>>8227460I have money bet on the outcome being platonic. Planning to settle into a bunny bunker with supplies and Judy plush and stay offline for 72 hrs when confirmed as /co/ /trash/ what-have-ya will go positively apeshit.
>>8227480No, you got it right. The first one is the correct way to read it. Anon was just using the power of the comma to change the meaning of the statement.
>>8227358I just remember the interview where she said it, and you can nearly pinpoint the EXACT second she realizes what she just said.A straight up "Oh shit, did I really just say that?">>8227422If they are confirmed platonic? I won't even be mad, and I am a rather rabid WildeHopps shipper. Let me tell you.It would be such a far cry compared to so many other Disney movies.And really? I don't care if they have a romance or not in it. Yay, if they do. And eh, if they don't. I just REALLY want more interactions of them together along with them seeing more of the city. Possible learning about their pasts and seeing how much they have/could change.And even if they are confirmed platonic? Sure all the haters of WildeHopps would be going "We told you so!" and they would be constantly reminding everyone of that possible fact. And sure, other's won't have as much leeway when it comes to fanfic's and comics if they want to have romance in it.But it's not like they would stop, all they have to do is say "AU" and noone would have the right to complain.
I made this.I don't know why. But I did. You're welcome.Reference:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anvRFJFUnRE
>>8227495>>8227496But people want them to have sexual relations. Which won't happen in a platonic relationship.
>>8227422>>8227444>>8227459>>8227498My bet's on them sidestepping the issue entirely in Zoot2. I think they're just going to tell a different story, and casually... not mention Nick and Judy.Leaving the whole thing unresolved, but NOT giving anyone anything to "REEEEEEE" about.It's the politically correct decision, which is why I think they'll go that way.
>>8227508I would happily take them confirmed as being in love even if it was pretty clear that they weren't having sex or haven't yet or whatever.
>>8227508yeah but its not going to be platonic tho
>>8227508Yup. I thought you might not be familiar with the definition of the word, ESL or what have you, that's all.There was some confusion there.
>>8227522Frankly the entire movie can avoid the subject as long as at or near the end, Judy gives him some bedroom eyes and pulls him into one of their apartments by his tie.
>>8227508Yes.For the last time, what he said was.If Wildehopps (Judy and Nick in love) gets confirmed. That will mean Platonic (friends) will not.People who want them to be just friends will lose their shit.
like half the thread is hidden for me because of the platonic word.
>>8227156*low whistle* .. that is one sweet looking ass.
>>8227542>If Zoot2 comes out and WildeHopps is confirmed platonic people will lose their shit. It literally doesn't read like that at all. You're putting a comma between confirmed and platonic.>If Zoot2 comes out and WildeHopps is confirmed platonic, people will lose their shit.^how it's read
>>8227572Ok. Maybe you are right, my mistake then, sorry.
>>8227520Goddamn you may be right. That sounds very plausible.. enough so that I am having some doubt about my bet now. :^/
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>>8227585Yeah, I worry about it. I don't -want- to be right in this case, because I want to see Nick and Judy's canon children SO BAD... but I think that's the way they're going to go, to be safe.
>>8227561I wonder if Bonnie's looked like that before she "settled down, hard."
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>"I ate ham beans mark."Why do people use proper grammar and otherwise carefully follow rules? Because it makes a big fucking difference if somebody is saying:>"I ate ham and beans, Mark."You're telling Mark that you had a nice meal.>"I ate ham, beans, and Mark."You're confessing to somebody that you are a cannibal and Mark is no more.>"I ate ham, Beans and Mark."You're telling your friends "Beans" (a weird but real nickname) and Mark that you just had some ham.Okay?
>>8227604Bonnie traded ass for hips
>>8227609Holy shit. I'd stare at that ass too for hours.
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>>8227520Has there ever been a Disney movie that had a sequel where everything was new? Including it's cast?I think that would be a terrible design choice, since we have so many characters and such a great world to see. It could be such a flop.>>8227540>Entire movie plays out with just friendly banter, showing how great of friends they are, nothing out of the ordinary. No teasing towards love or romance, or anything more then that.>Reaches the very ending of the movie, less then a minute to go. Curtain call, and it's practically closing out.>Nick and Judy lean in close and share a kiss. They separate, and they just look at each other. No words, no more movements. But they both smile at each other, where the implications of it all can't be missed.>The movie closes out.or maybe>Nick and Judy "surprise" each other with presents. Turns out the end of the movie falls upon the day of their anniversary of being together how many months/years/whatever.>Them acting like best friends is just how they always act, and we never say them alone or off the beat. Or something.
>>8227614For serious, though, she's still fucking great and 10/10, would fuck from dawn 'till dusk if I was Stu.Which explains the whole having a shitload of kids thing well.
>>8227604There was a very interesting conversation in here one evening where an Anon speculated that Judy may actually have a little hare in her, given how different she is from her mom and other siblings. She's taller, slimmer, and able to reach levels of physical prowess that they simply are not.I dunno... I know hybrids are pretty much pure, unforgivable heresy here, but they actually kinda brought me around, a little, maybe.
>>8227628Traits skipping a generation only to roar back, grandkids being more like grandparents than actual parents, are a huge thing though.
>>8227619That second scenario gives me the warm fuzzies, Anon. I'd love to see it.I guess we'll find out - as much money as Zootopia made, a sequel's pretty much inevitable.
>>8227595Source?
>>8227622She has the body of a true matriarch>>8227645From the style it seems Reply.A very old pic, also
I want to see this done, even though I'm damn sure it won't happen:>Hopps and Wilde marriage>Come across in police actions a wayward child with abandoning parents>Drastic species difference, such as it being a young hyena boy or kangaroo girl>On a spur of the moment emotional moment, they decide to adopt>Coming of age story where the boy or girl deals with the non-biological nature of the relationship>Issue with 'birth parents' coming forward>Not actual biological parents but part of a criminal action>Turns out that real parents are dead>Three work as a team to make things better>Ends with happiness and acceptance
>>8227645I just edited out the other rabbit and added the text.
>>8227640Yeah, you're right, that's a thing...So could that imply there's some hare in the whole family line from way back, maybe? Traits show up stronger in this, that, or the other generation and Judy's one of those?
>>8227651Her design is great, fucking A!
>>8227659What's the context of this image?
>>8227656Hah hah hah, getting the wolves in trouble...
>>8227645ReplyAnon. He doesn't have a source location, at least I don't think he does.Just an artist that pops in every so often, and draws a picture to go with a comment he had seen.Best bet would be here. https://e621.net/post/index/1/replytoanonsWhere all his stuff is uploaded to by others.Dudes a legend
>>8227667If I remember correctly, a talk about how Judy would choose a buck or Nick and in the end she wanted both
>>8227672Love it
>>8227667When the threads were going insane with cuck/cheating hate. A bit back (when the pic was made, that is)Cuck/cheating has always been a hated thing around here.This case is:>Judy gets off on cuck. (well in this case would be cheating.) I think?>She will fuck the buck, but he doesn't want anything to do with it. (Hence the cuffs.)>Nick just doesn't want to even look at her.
>>8227659>>8227667>>8227678It's a reply to Judy cucking Nick, which by definition would require him to watch and get off to to Judy fucking someone else.So Reply drew that picture with Nick uncomfortable walking away from Judy who is trying to cuck him with a buck that is also apparently being forced into the situation.
>>8227678>threesome weddingI actually like this notion, though. Biological rabbit children. Nick gets to use his knot multiple times a day, every single day, for years. Competition among the bunnies for which one milks him the best. Pooling resources for health insurance, kids' college funds, and so on.It's not really 'cucking' at all. Nick has a small harem going, really, and the two love objects there also happen to enjoy each other's company. And they basically worship dox fick.
>>8227694>>8227678>>8227696Buns are disloyal bitches and will hump anything with a dick. He should go with a loyal vixen who'll stick with him.
>>8227678This >>8227694That "choosing both" was a meme created from the "Open Relationship" green text. A nasty little green.
>>8227678Damn, my memory is bad today>>8227715
Who else likes the idea of Nick as a cop and Jack as a spy both becoming bumbling and not really knowing what's going on?
>>8227614"..Judy's Mom, has got it going on.." :^)
>>8227753Second best mother
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>>8227766I wonder who's the first best mother.
>>8227766>>8227807>I wonder who's the first best mother.
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>>8227807>>8227813Absolutely not, she's third.Here's the true first
>>8227753>"..oh that's right, Stu. We settled. Hard."
>>8227951Very curious expression on her face after she says that.
>>8227956She's probably thinking of all the pounding she's gotten and the number of bedframes they've destroyed.
>>8227964hehheh!
>>82274982nd page, halfway down:http://www.slashfilm.com/zootopia-2/> “We will have to take on [the question], what is Nick and Judy’s relationship like?” says Moore. “And somebody’s going to be disappointed. It will either be romantic, or it will stay a friendship, and those who ship [them] are going to go crazy, and those who just want them to be friends will say, ‘Why did you make it a romance?’ So we need to gird ourselves for that.”
>>8227849>ha ha you know as a joke
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>tfw too old to wear a backpack with those
>>8227867>tfw somebody posts your edit
>>8228332I recognize this.
Post Violet
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Does anyone have art of the vrbit?
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>>8227628That's just the plot for Borba's comic. Impossibly biological hybrids are fun in a way I guess, but still not enough to justify anything canon.
>>8227628>>8228703>She's taller, slimmer, and able to reach levels of physical prowess that they simply are not.Can't see it. She did undergo several months of training though.
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>>8228577Accurate representation of the VRbit
>>8228703I wish this comic had ended with Stu smashing Tom in the head with a lead pipe or something.He fucking knows. Nobody's that stupid."Ha ha ha! Boy that cousin Tom! What a character! Hey Tom, I thought you were so cool, I took after you a little myself. What do you think of my knife?">"Real cool, St--""Here, no, here, get a real close look--">"STU FOR GOD'S SAKE LET HIM GO!""GET A REAL CLOSE LOOK COUSIN TOM, HOW'S THAT FIT YOUR COOL STYLE"
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>>8228756Of course he fucking knows. He's literally shaming his wife in front of Judy and Nick.
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>>8228756He knows, he's showing Nick what women of the Hopps family do. Maybe Nick will rethink his marriage and fiancee.
>>8228779He's that much of a cuck that he's shaming his wife that another buck fucked a baby into her? Are all bunnies like this?
>>8228805He should go with a loyal vixen instead with a cheating bun. It's in their DNA.
What are dingoes known for in zoop?
>>8228985Nick went into a Dingo only club and tried to pretend to be one only to be found out.
>"It's a tight fit.">"It's a bunny tent, Wilde, it wasn't made with foxes in mind.">Nick shuffled the electric lantern out of the way as he maneuvered deftly around Judy.>"You couldn't have gotten a bigger one? Didn't you get a promotion lately?">"Yes, but a bigger tent isn't exactly on my list of priority buys.">"Fair enough," he grunted as he curled around and found a comfortable spot. "But just one sleeping bag?">Judy settled into him and gently ran her fingers through his neck scruff. "Maybe I wanted an excuse to curl up with you.">"You could've just asked.">He leaned into the contact.>"But I respect a solid ulterior motive.">Judy's wandering paws slid over his muzzle, gently scratching the top of his snout and sliding along the sides.>"You need a shave.">"I shaved like two days ago.">"It was four, and your whiskers are getting scratchy. You know how I feel about scratchy whiskers.">"You don't like 'em.">"That's right." Judy scratched under Nick's chin to his obvious pleasure.>"Alright, mom, but just for you.">Judy laughed and tweaked an ear. "Don't call me that! We get talked about enough as it is.">With a big, dumb grin on his face, Nick uncurled and gave Judy a big kiss.>Then he rubbed his scratchy whiskers against her, which elicited a shriek before he beat a hasty retreat out of the tent and into the dark.>Judy was smiling, though.>She let out a small sigh as she heard the faucet begin to run.
Good Day/Afternoon/Night /ztg/ (Whatever Timezone you have where you live anons)I was a bit absent for I believe two Days.Did something happened during that time?
>>8227171>tfw I made that webmhere ya go anon
>>8228634>>8228746Got any more?Asking for a friend
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>>8229105This counts.
>>8229052Absolutely perfect dialogue
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>>8228985There were some in the comics, if I remember correctly>>8229098Generally comfy, nice TT, Nero is the author of the Judy in Hell AU and they continued the fic
>>8229052>A few minutes later, Nick returned, his fur damp and his whiskers freshly shaved.>He slipped back into the tiny tent, holding up and shaking a canteen so Judy could hear the sloshing water inside.>Judy laughed a little. "You came prepared.">"You bet I did. Gotta put my best foot forward for you.">Nick curled back up into the same spot he'd vacated as Judy took the canteen from him and sipped at it a bit.>She frowned. "I want to do more for you.">Nick's ears perked up. "How d'you mean?">"I want to take you camping for real. You deserve better than a tent in the middle of my living room.">"Oh, that." Nick shrugged the best he could. "You work a lot. It's important to you. I get it.">"Not as important as you.">Nick stilled, but she continued.>"Even I know I work too much. I've been doing it for so long that it's hard to turn off. I want to do nice things for you. I want to get home and have energy for you.">"You've got plenty of energy.">"I don't have as much as I'd like. I'm a rabbit, you're not supposed need to put so much effort into jumping my old bones.">Nick shoved her playfully. "That's how my mom talks. Didn't you say something about that? Thirty-three isn't even old.">"It is for a bunny who has no kids. And compared to twenty-five.">"Right, you're such a cradle-robber.">"I'm being serious.">"Well don't be. I never really got to do goofy stuff like this when I was a kid. I'm having fun, and I'm probably not ready for the real thing anyway.">"The real thing? You've never been camping?">Nick cleared his throat. "Well, y'know, after the scout thing, I kinda lost my appetite for the whole idea.">Judy's expression softened. "Oh. Nick.">"It's fine. We'll get there. Or, y'know, not. It's fine either way.">"We'll start you off slow," Judy said thoughtfully. "Take you out to the farm and get you acquainted with nature before we try to survive in it.">"The--the farm?"
>>8226878That armor seems impractical
>>8229199>"Yes, the farm. I'm reasonably certain I've told you about it.">"No--I mean, yeah, you have. But you'd take me?">Judy looked at Nick, surprised. "Of course I would. Why wouldn't I?">"Well, just, taking your boyfriend--your fox boyfriend--home to meet the parents is kind of a big step. I didn't know you were considering it, that's all. I know we joke about it, but won't they, y'know, talk? About me being a fox?">"Of course they'll talk. They'd probably talk no matter who I bring home. Yes, you're a fox, and that'll be a subject of discussion for months, probably. Or until they learn you're so much younger than me. I'm not sure which part they'll think is more important.">Nick swallowed. "Oh.">"But who gives a shit?">"What?">Judy grabbed Nick's head and looked him in the eye. "I've made a life of not caring about what Bunnyburrow thinks. I didn't care when they said there'd never been a bunny cop, I didn't care when they said the city was scary and full of predators, and I sure didn't care when they said I'd die an old maid.">Judy took great care to stretch out the younger todd and press him onto his back before straddling him.>"So what I think I'll do, is take you back to the old farm, rile up a thousand bunnies at once, probably push my parents to the brink of a heart attack,">She moved close and finished in a low whisper.>"and fuck my scandalously young boyfriend in my childhood bed, and dare anyone to say anything about it.">Nick shuddered and bit back a moan. "Jesus.">"But before all that," she continued, "I got a nice full night of sleep last night and we have nowhere to be tomorrow. I'm doing the work tonight.">She leaned back and started slipping out of her clothes, intent on giving the fox a show.>"I--I don't know if the tent is big enough for that.">"Stick your legs out the front. I've got another tent to worry about."fin
>>8229199>>8229317
>>8229317>cougar Judy green and that picyeeeesssssssssss
>>8229383I wish we had Inky and characters affectionate stuff.Like a femanon getting to hug her tightly, you know?The images wouldn't even be lewd, just happy.
>>8229317>>8229199>>8229052Nice to see people getting into the idea of grizzled Judy and fresh-faced Nick. Got an amazing amount of characterization in there as well. Congrats.
>>8229317>>8229199>>8229052I gotta admit I was ready to post ">mom" and ">cradle robber" but I was slow on the draw.
>>8229052>>8229199>>8229317somebody post one print screen?
>>8229435I did intentionally try to play with expectations a little, won't lie.
>>8229435Does anyone else find this image creepy and not funny?
>>8229533It makes me think of a chihuahua
>>8229533
>>8229547>>8229551
>>8229593
>>8229105I tossed a bunch into an album, but for some reason a lot of them failed to upload.If you need more or specific ones, just ask.http://imgur.com/a/euW3r
flop
>>8229645He's missing?!Since when, what... oh, wow!
>>8229645Thanks!My friend's going to love this.
Reposting for the new thread!Judy's happy that Nick agreed to go camping with her, but not so happy that he's acting... strange! Is Nick alright? Will Judy be alright?! Find out in In The Wilde-rness, by Caesar's Cousin!Text here:http://pastebin.com/BPnT5G6kBlind read through here:https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/in-the-wilde-rnessNick is going camping, apparently! It shouldn't be that bad, right? Well, when you're going on zero food, no sleep, an empty bank account, and having to deal with a hyperactive nearly-nude bunny the entire trip, things can get a bit heated. Will Nick be able to survive the experience, or will he be buried in his titanium coffin? Find out in Hey-Ho, A Campin' We Will Go, by StuFox!Text here:https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12273367/1/Hey-Ho-A-Campin-We-Will-GoBlind read through here:https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/hey-ho-a-campin-we-will-go>>8229737>>8229673You're welcome, buddies.Love you all, will be back later today!
>>8229442http://pastebin.com/epnAgX7GI hope he doesn't mind.
>>8229773Hey, Comic! How are you doing?I posted a TT thing really early this morning (still technically Thursday, at least in some places) that's at:>>8226696I hope that you read it and like it!
Ok, I was able to get some hours in order to complete the TT.But first let's warm up the engine.Requests!
>>8229773Hope you liked my green, Comic, I didn't have time for a full story
>>8229800Oh shit, Smug is actually writing stuff?
>>8229814Inky's pig playing with Shorty Squad dolls as a kid.
>>8227696I thought there was also the implication that it's Judy who wants Nick to cuck her with the buck.
>>8229814Judy holding her tiny fox baby
>>8229833He has more than one piece he's put out. See: http://archiveofourown.org/users/SmugBeverage/pseuds/SmugBeverage
>>8229814>>8229872seconding this
>>8229896Wish hed write more of the fantasy one
>>8229814This is maybe being weirdly parochial here, but if you could draw Nick's oddball cousin from my fic thing like Famished did.. that would be awesome. Really cool.
>>8229800I'm not usually out for recognition when I'm just doing greens but ah well it's all good man
>>8229800>>8229935>when you like what he wrote a lot but you misplaced a quotation mark in the Pastebin>when those little things will bug youBut, anyways, it's sweet.
>>8229914Sorry man, I know I should but I'm bad at what I do. Also I'm out of money and doing the job search thing but I don't like making excuses for myself
>>8229814>>8229814Nick and Judy arguing about the tackleneckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FYJfEHOuY0
>>8229991Take care of yourself
Please give draw requests for Pen and Paper anon
>>8230088Mice bodybuilders flexing
>>8230088100 straight lines100 circlesthen a 10k streamEVERSINGLEDAY
>>8230088draw a spangus
Alright guys, post the most adorable things you have in your Zootopia folder
>>8230134
I made a zootopia kik group because the other ones are fucking awful. Come and post the same shit you do here. kik.me/g/TSUSUUb9_K-lOKt_LznbTBrGlss
>>8230207
>>8230207(ewe)
>>8230088a dead beaver
>>8229814Marty in a wolf suit
>>8230088a Beaver leaving ztg behind
>>8227696>It's a reply to Judy cucking Nick, which by definition would require him to watch and get off to to Judy fucking someone else.There is a difference to Nick being a cuck and a cuck fetish; the former is when someone is being cheated on, generally when they are also married, and the other is liking the fantasy of being "cheated" on and humiliated, i.e. giving permission. Once it is done without permission, it is no longer a fetish but straight out cuck/cheating.>>8229101This is a late reply but thanks!>>8229052>>8229199>>8229317God the amount of fucking character in this green is amazing, Judy's regret but we can see she is slowly breaking out of her work mindset for Nick, Nick's patient attitude and shyness. Also;>Judy grabbed Nick's head and looked him in the eye. "I've made a life of not caring about what Bunnyburrow thinks. I didn't care when they said there'd never been a bunny cop, I didn't care when they said the city was scary and full of predators, and I sure didn't care when they said I'd die an old maid."I loved this line, to me this is the very essence of Judy Hopps. She cares about her family, she cares about people, but she isn't going to let anyone but herself decide what she can and can not do. She never cared before about what anyone, even her parents, had to say. It took her nearly tearing apart a city to break her and she quit, even when people told her to continue, because she thought she didn't deserve that badge.
>>8229551>>8229605smoke weed everyday
>>8230088Rhino headbutting a car
>>8227422I think they're just friends and I wouldn't be upset if they were confirmed a couple.It's not that unreasonable. It just also isn't canon as of right now.
>>8229862Here you go
>>8227951Good thing they did or Judy wouldn't exist.
>>8230293>>8230308I don't believe you.
>>8230256(Ewe)
>>8229420That would imply that someone would hug a pig.Ridiculous.
>>8230442Holy shit, I just saw this.This is very cute a_sig!
>>8230256>>8230481Ew.
>>8230442Thanks man, looks as cute as I hoped
>>8229814>>8229872>>8229905a bunch of fox-bunny babys!!!
>>8229814A mongoose getting a kiss on the cheek.
>>8230514Nickwether will rise
>>8229862>>8230442>>8230506>>8230532Aaaaaaaah I forgot to color one part
>>8230488I'd hug an Inky. Or a Swinton.
>>8230319>the amount of fucking character in this green is amazingThanks man, I appreciate it. The ageswap idea is a fun one because it really changes their dynamic in some fun ways. Nick's more playful but also more hesitant and less confident, while Judy's kinda set in her ways a bit but has confidence tempered by experience and sorta takes charge in the relationship, which Nick is fine with, as I tried to show with the whisker bit. But the big part I think is that Older Judy would be 100% done taking shit from other people and she will consistently sidestep all the familial expectation drama every step of the way because she doesn't really give a shit about it anymore.She wants the dox fick, she'll have the fuckin dox fick.
>>8229814>>8229872>>8229905>>8230543and nick watching them proudly, and small tear in him eyes.
>>8230543
>>8230481High quality webm! God she's cute.
>>8230569You know I didn't even see the Maxine doll the first time, super adorable
>>8230588yeah, if you like chicks with beards.I bet you got to way too many carnivals.
>>8230608Bonnie plz
>>8229814>>8229872>>8229905>>8230543>>8230581Judy holding her tiny fox babya bunch of fox-bunny babys!!!and nick watching them proudly, and small tear in him eyes
>>8230615Oh! I loved making the dolls, especially the Percy one
>>8230488>That would imply that someone would hug a pig.>>Ridiculous.Pigs are haram
>>8230586There's something with Nick and his expression that kinda reminds me of Gendo
>>8230256
>>8230682This anon gets it.
>>8230682>pigs are ham
>>8230621>sheep fluff>beardlol no
>>8230745
>>8230745If you can't eat pork in Zootopia, were will you get bacon as a pred. Life would suck without bacon.
>>8230771Turkey bacon, salmon bacon, the list goes on.
>>8230710Goddamn I miss Dusk
>>8226654Is Pack Street kill?
>>8230759don't worry piggu, preds love your bacon.
>>8230791No anon. You are kill.
>>8230782At least Middry isn't dead. Just busy with normie stuff.
>>8230791Nah we're just waiting for Season 2
>>8230608next scene...
>>8230791Indefinite hiatus
>>8230791>>8230840We got a replacement to debate ships and freak out about yet?
>>8230791If I say yes, would you stop asking about it?
>>8230864yes, we are following your life now.
>>8230872[spoiler]No_
>>8230791I ship ghetto sheep x hiatus.
>>8229814https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUSPZJ0PXOwDraw whatever comes you in mind with that music.(I hope it's OK to make that request again since the last time you where understandable busy with the TT)
>>8230864S-shortysquad? 2 Week w/out an update Mead comic?
>>8230588I make high quality webms, yes.
>>8230829Bonnie hasn't aged as well as Mrs. Wilde.
>>8230931Shorty Squad only has 3 chapters to it so far. 4 if you count the TT one.
>>8230293>>8230308You guys suck.Tried emulating Rose's doodles.
>>8230954Sodium, try fiddling with the brush settings first. That really helps to emulate an artist's style.
>>8230948Should placate us with ant fuckies
>>8229872>>8229905>>8230543>>8230581>>8230655Here you go. Now stopping a bit for TT>>8230922If you don't mind I find this is the perfect music for drawing a specific panel of my TT submission>>8230954This is not complete, you left out the beavercidal Rose
>>8230971>ant fuckies
>>8230968I dunno, I think my default brush settings fit pretty well with the pic I was referencing.Although, fiddling with my settings and learning more about my art program is definitely a good idea.>>8230979You're right. I do need to draw more fluffy tail.Even though it's vastly inferior to flat tails.
>>8231028And I forgot the picture. I need to go make coffee.
>>8230979Of course not. If it helps you with your TT Submission, I kind of feel hornored now.
>>8230946>>8230829>>8230608No! Bonnie buns the best!
Pock st dedZistopie dedMead dedShorty dedJudy ded Ded tredDed fandom Consumed by the eels
>>8231074Ewe is the only one who remains.Ewe is eternal
>>8231033Huh, okay. I don't remember rose working with the binary brush.
>>8226822>>8230979My apologize for the edit but when I saw the drawing I just had to, for one second to another my thought where to "Well that defenetly would look interestening with a stereotypical villian beard," And well one thing went to another.
>>8230979
>>8230946Who needs looks when you're surrounded by family, friends and loved ones.
>>8231028Rose doesn't use the binary brush.It's similar but different, and I will look at what it is if I didn't have to prepare dinner>Even though it's vastly inferior to flat tails.Continue telling yourself that lie>>8231074NOT THE EELS>>8231110KekWell deserved
>>8231201Mrs. Wilde has Nick, He's all the support she needs.
>>8231134Why does this get funnier the longer I watch it
>>8231210If Judy marries Nick, she'll become Mrs Wilde, and his mother will fade out of existence.
>>8231236Is it her ears that defy gravity to fly backwards?
>>8231261I think it's Nick's eyes following her that did it
>>8231249Poor Mrs. Wilde. I want to be her Mr. Wilde.
>>8231350>Belt Deadsides ready
YayI I asked about BoneyM few days ago and I just got notification that she added a new chapter to Winter Snuggles!Was kinda hoping for ARCF cont but glad to know she is alive!
>>8231407>shewhat?
>>8231407*hewhy do I always write SHE when I'm talking about him. Must be something about his writing style...
>>8231407>sheDid I miss a memo?Also>lewd edition updates when
>>8231423I was about to say. Bad enough that Boney's a bong/aussieJust kidding Boney, I love you
>>8231422>>8231427>she doesn't know
>>8231469ashdfkdjdk thats so clean and simple despite being detailed it's amazing
>>8230308you will be missed
>>8231058
>>8230134I drew it but I'm not posting a bunch of lines and circles on ztg
>>8231488thanks! i'm going to fill it in but i'm not sure if i should use watercolors or stick with graphite >>8231528rip
>>8231469I know a certain someone who will like this very much.
>>8229052>>8229199>>8229317
Happy St Patrick's day, ztg
>>8231589Eyyy, thanks man
>>8231532
>>8231612Approve of this so hardMore middle aged lesbians!!
>>8231596>Drawing is not greenSo...can I pinch you now?
>>8231670Depends. Are you a tech-savvy vixen?
>ywn be part of a cute tiger's harem of buns
>>8231528what does your elephant wear?
>>8231693I only have two letters to respond to thisNo>still pinches you.
>>8230386I'll get the headbutting in the next time
>>8231612
>>8231712probably loose flannel shirts and shorts
Guys, this just bugs me.They did such an amazing work with animal biology to make evolution in this world believable. There are so much attention to detail.Let's be clear I'm not one of those who think Judy doesn't look like a rabbit enough, that she is too "cartoonified".Evolution changes a lot on appearance, It's logical that Judy looks as much different from her wild rabbit ancestors as we look different from apes.But one thing bugs me, that can't be explained with evolution, and that is that every mammal with paws has "devolved" a digit, a "toe", on their legs. Was it a simple aesthetic choice? I don't think any character would've looked less cute with 4 digits instead of 3 so why did they remove one? What do you think? Is there a logical explenation why they would devolve a toe?
>>8231780It's probably just a design choice.
>>8231780I honestly dunno, I drew them with 4 before getting people to point out to me.I don't think there's a logical explanation, either. The theory I have for myself is that 4 toes would add more 'information' to the foot, which could lead for more attention of the viewers to it and maybe making it seem more human-ish rather than beastly compared to a 3 toes one.
>>8230791>weaver will upload the next part on april 1st>it's going to feature remmy being lynched>no one can tell if it's for real or not
>>8231719>mfw
>>8231589You know, I wonder what a Younger Nick in a relationship with Older Judy would do for a living? If Nick was hustling when they met, I don't he would continue that long into their relationship, I figure he would try to go legit in some way. I don't know if he would go for the ZPD though, especially if he is with Judy, who has been in the ZPD for a few years, he'd be dating a superior (assuming that Judy got some type of promotion in all those years).
>>8230098he gets stronk on an only cheese diet
>>8231894H U G E
Does somone have some pictures of adult Judy meeting young Nick or young Judy meeting adult Nick?
>>8230293only the deadest of boys are allowed to live here(sorry beav I love you)
>>8231918I don't think there are many, if any, adult Judy meeting young Nick aside from just cute pictures of Judy holding a ranger scout Nick.There are a few pictures of young Judy meeting teenage Nick though.
>>8231938>e are a few pictures of young Judy meeting teenage Nick though.The one goes too. I think they are really...what you would call...cute.
>>8231938Wish the siblings AU would get some love, its built from the ground up for cuteness!
>>8231532Is that Mrs. Wilde? I'm digging the outfit aside from the usual dress.
>>8231948Teenage Nick and Young Judy would be interesting; Nick wouldn't exactly have reached the level of bitterness/cynical he has as an adult, but he might be pushed to emotional outbursts easier. Depending on Judy, she could either have a fear of foxes, or have it before the fair and she is just a fluffy ball of determination. I also don't think Nick would be up to completely demoralizing a kid. >>8231973I think that is a fanart for the story "Take a Stand", where Mrs. Wilde was fine and completely for Nick and Judy's relationship, where Bonnie was completely against it.
>>8231972Tell me more about it, please.
>>8231532Looks like Mrs Wilde stiffed Bonnie out of a tip.
>>8232068Basically either Judy or Nick is adopted by the others family. I prefer Nick being adopted by the Hopps just cause he'll grow up with literally HUNDREDS of siblings. He'd be the best big brother to all buns!
>>8232062>"Carrot-seedling"Jesus fuck don't quit your day job
>>8232105Is there any more besides this picture. A fanfiction perhabs that goes with the scenario that Nick is adopted in the Hopps family. Because I think that's really interestening and nice.
>>8232162Anyone has reply's adoption au comic?
>>8232162Sadly I don't know of any... it was mostly just a concept that got thrown around. I remember there was a green about it... but I remember it being kinda dark and just about HOW they became siblings.Reply also did a short set of pics where Judy was adopted into the Wilde family. Very cute as well.
>Judy is adopted into the Wilde family
I want more of Remmy and Al together, whether as friends or fuckbuddies (NOT including Velvet)
>>8232240This. I'd take either.They don't have to fuck. They just have to hang out and be bros.Fucking is just a bonus.
>>8232171it's this one, right?
>>8231780At first I thought the filename was Paw Diggity.I do not know why that destroyed my sides but nonetheless they are now in orbit.
>>8232249>>8232222>>8232171Thank you, thank you all for searching for those and posting it here.
>>8232240>>8232248>Dem bedroom eyes
Ayy desuarchive is back online
>>8231864Why bully
>>8232249
>>8232249I really would like to know how that continues.
>>8232062>>8231973It's Nick's ex who he knocked up and left.
>>8232443>It's Nick's ex who he knocked up and left.So it's his mom?
>>8232459>Visiti will never finish thisFeels bad, man
>>8232222Witnessed
>>8232480At least I want to know how it will end.
>>8232480>Visiti will never visit me with a cup of minty tea wearing my missing tee.Feels bad man
>>8232480It ends with Judy joining in, the end
>>8232240>>8232248>>8232342I'm honestly surprise there's not alot of fanart or greens about Remmy and Al being bros
>>8232427They forgive each other, and Nick is forever worried about hurting her and being a fox "like that". It takes a lot of reassurance on her part so she can get close to him again without him being self-conscious. She misses when he would play with her. Now he never wants to do anything that would involve physical contact or any possibility of hurting her.My take on it, at least.
Big busty bunbun.
>>8232522
>>8232517I feel like they'd get along pretty well, if Remmy would get his head a bit further out of his own ass.He's working on it.
>>8232105I'm hoping Fuel's ok. He's in school, right? Must be finals for him, but he hasn't been seen in two TTs
>>8232480>>8232510>>8232513But he did finish it.
>>8232586
>>8232562I'm sure he's okay and not rotting in a ditch somewhere, he's too cool for ditches.
>>8232593
>>8232603
>>8232609
>>8232586But it'll end eventually.
>>8232617
>>8232621
>>8232625
>>8232633And that's where it ends....
>>8232633So.. She does find out?
>>8232621>>8232625>>8232633good goodincest is disgusting and degenerateincest meme must die
>>8232679It will never die
>>8232679making it necrophilia is better ?
>>8232392>smelly, dumb, parasite-ridden etc
>>8232633>Mrs. Wilde coerces Nick to talk with her, and to bring Judy along>Tells them she's pregnant from a recent fling down at a bar>She's too old to be taking care of another kit, and she knows they've been looking for options>Asks them to adopt her child>A few months later, Judy is holding the spitting image of a kit Nick in her arms, sitting down with Mrs. Wilde having a nice talk>Nick is beside her, arm over her shoulder, brushing a paw against the kit's face
>>8232633It ends with Judy becoming stuck on Nicks muzzle after rimming goes horribly wrong.
>>8232725Is this what Visiti had in mind?
>>8232392Because I once was bullied...and now I turned into the monster I never wanted to be, I became a bully myself. Bullying a poor Fox who is doing his job by the telephone exchange(?)
>>8232743One day I'll have my images sorted. That day is not today.Anyone with full image to the rescue?
>>8232734Ok....that's kind of dark...and I mean really dark.
>>8232647>Remember a phrase similar to this>Remember the request of writing and ending of Regret
I can't believe Mead is fucking dead.
>>8232839Nah, I won't settle for this. I want a Mrs. Wilde/Nick incest drama baby.
no movies today or tomorrow, doc appointment and life in general.probably on sunday. sorry if you were looking foward for movie night.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r0iuoj-KNU
>>8232904What's on the watch list?
>>8232904Sundays cool with me, what you got on tap?
>>8232839>not sure if I should laugh or cryI think the version where she tells Nick that it was a prank and she is already infertile made more sense.
>>8232743>my pride and joyhttp://www.ztarchive.com/trash/thread/7601869/7601869.html#p7607780>>8232793They come from the linked thread
>>8232909>>8232931127 hoursThe RevenantDeliveranceNever Cry Wolfpicking between this ones, i also consider requests so fire away if you know a better wilderness/camping movie.
>>8232954You still havent streamed the Oscar nominees.
>>8232949>>my pride and joyYou are an affront to God and the world is worse for your existence.
>>8232966i will do kubo one day.i'll do moana the same day i do frozen
>>8232949images seem to be down for it right now, but I'll keep the tab up for when they're working again.Thank you.
>>8232954Cabin In The Woods?
>>8232978My Life as a Zuchini?The Red turtle?
>>8232954VRbit's favorite, Jason X?
>>8232999Not him but I've never actually heard of those. They any good? Turtles are cute..
New comic from Borba coming down the pipes. "more dramatic" and "no room for laughs" this time around. about 25 pages
>>8233038NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPLEASE NO THE MEME
>>8232986Here you go, anon
Oates b crazy
>>8232999i seen neither so i cant vouch for them.i will see what i can do.>>8232991i'll add it to the list.>>8233001that's more survival and less camping wilderness stuff tho
>>8232954Moonrise Kingdom?
>>8233038Just link to the deviant art page, and spare us.
>>8233064>>8233038Imo I'm fine with the thing being dumped, even though this looks like cuck
>>8233064That's all the pages there are so far. Why does everyone have such a hateboner for comic posting? You don't complain when it's a moonrune comic
>>8233061seems like a good fit, i'll check it out.
>>8233076They tend to be better.
>>8233052I'd have thought psychological evaluations are a somewhat regular thing for people working in law enforcement. How is Oates still employed?
>>8233072Wouldn't make sense if it was cuck since the artist did a lot of wildehopps stuff before.
>>8233052geez, it's devolving into complete gibberish
>>8233076I just thought it would be some big melodramatic, out of character nonsense. Japanese comics are saccharine and out of character.
>>8233072Checked the DA site. Looks like it's gonna be a boxes/funnies thing based on the journal, but whatevs.
>>8233085Are you fucking kidding? It's all "little sister" this and Nick and Judy acting like kits all the time that.
>>8233095cuck is like an infection, one minute you are fine and the next jack is fucking your wife while you sob.
>>8233090Police unions.
>>8233095>>8233045It's most likely Nick and Judy's hybrid babies, the artist defended the idea before.
>>8233109Join in and make it a three way
>>8233109>not knowing that you're supposed to join in and fuck his ass, you and your wife creating a bi bunny sandwichwhat are you, gay?
>>8233038I forgot is two lines pregnant or not?
>>8233242Yes.
>>8233125dude already said he was just memeing
>>8233052Life lessons from Brayden Smith?
>>8233109God Damnit, AGAIN!? I JUST sprayed for cuck mites yesterday!
>>8233502Did you just spray? There's your problem, you need to lather that shit in man.
>>8233502Stop the cuck, stop the cuck Stop the cuck, stop the cuck Stop the cuck, can't stop the cuck You can't stop the cuck, stop the cuck Stop the cuck, can't stop the cuck You can's stop the cuck, can't stop the cuck
>>8233038>no room for laughs Maybe an unpopular opinion but I never found any of them funny. Art makes up for it more than enough, though.
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>page 10Ha ha!Time for fetishes!
