Zootopia General: Oscar Victory EditionPastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2ZTG Creator List: derpy.me/ztgcclistArchives: ztarchive.com / desuarchive.orgPrevious thread: https://archive.b-stats.org/trash/thread/7911561Current TT Theme: Teenage Years (Submissions are due Mar. 2)More information on TT: derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
First for Nick
can i die plssss
I wanna screw that ewe
4th for suicide watch
>5 posts>only 1 of them showingI love being able to filter out all of the memeshit that gets spammed at the start of every thread.
>>7918555ok
>>7918493Congratulations Zootopia!And i thanks so much to you, anons from /ztg/, for sharing this moment in our lifes.>>7918583Damn, didn't know waga was getting gud for real
>>7918581
I want Rachel to invite Betty to a little reunion at a café or something because they used to be friends in high school and Betty drags Remmy along because of course, Sammy is going to be there.Rachel gets excited to see that her old friend is a sheepdog like her and just hugs Betty throughout the meetup
>>7918572
>>7918463Your point being?
Reposting from end of last threadTiger rides are fun
>>7918648>m&f size difference>tiger girl>fat>glasseshnnnnnng
>>7918626weaver, draw what rachel would look like now plswould she be bangin'? still nerdy? wat
>>7918729she's clearly of the "braces to bombshell" variety of woman
>>7918626I could see that happening>Rachel invites Betty to a reunion and catch up on life.>Betty drags technically-fired-from-his-job Remmy along to stop him moping in his apartment all week,>Sammy tags along because of course he does.>Rachel gets excited at the sight of a fellow sheepdog and drops lowkey hints about their sex life.>She also misinterprets everything she hears to imply Betty slams Remmy, biweekly, if not weekly.And to be honest, Betty has, as far as I can recall: Felt Remmy's wool, sheared him (near-)naked, fed him when he was ill.
>>7918626I want this too.Really badly.
preds >>>/out/
reminder that talking about your goals gives you the satisfaction of actually achieving your goals.it's best not to talk about upcoming TT projects until they're due
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22744619/
>>7918833>implying I'll manage to make kek
>>7918889Yeah, I still can't think of anything for this TT. Might have to skip it.
Cute deerboy
Hey guys let me know if this sounds retarded.Interspecies couples of vaguely similar sizes can have hybrid children. Same species or similar have easier times say a coyote and wolf couple or a lion and tiger.Two mammals of entirely different species have the lowest chances of conception, meaning if you are a Ram/Wolf, Deer/Wolf or even a Fox/Rabbit hybrid. Everyone just knows your parents had to have tons and tons and tons of sex like daily for you to of even had a chance.
>>7911886>>7911894AHHA,HA HA HA!
>>7918889>>7918918>uncreative weaklings
>>7918815>dat Clawhauser face punchI love it.
drawings of judy getting too touchy with nick even though hes not all that into it, please
>>7918555Kek says yes.>>7918558Remember: The only way Bellwether can be shown the errors of her ways is to savaged by the pred cocks.>>7918934It's retarded and so are you for suggesting it.Now that's done.The only reason I can see this ever have a remote chance at happening is a stroke of convergent evolution. Where sapient species will eventually become capable of cross-breeding through sheer dint of proximity for generations upon generations.If you do ever run a story with this concept it'll have to be based around it. Maybe the first ever hybrid is born and no-one knows how/what to do?
>>7918979>Judy getting too touchy with NickHow touchy we talkin here?
>>7918965
>>7918971
>>7918992all of the touch
>>7918934>Hey guys let me know if this sounds retarded.Yep.It causes too many problems. Already basing it on size (and not genetic distance) makes no sense. Then there is the whole magical/hybrid thing. Not only ALL species can crossbreed in a way or the other, the hybrids can too, creating a continuum of species that can be easily seen as sparkledogs. In the setting of Zootopia it makes zero sense
>>7918992is there a fanfiction based of this pic?
>>7918626Stop tempting me.-MisterE
>>7918934Hybrids in general, barring the rare and sickly real life ones, do not fit zootopia.The point of zootopia is to have different interactions between species. Expectations based on species. Prejudice based on species.That doesn't work when interbreeding is a thing, because by the time civilization comes around there wouldn't be too many recognizable species left.
>>7917558
>>7918965Wow, now it seems she has crossed Bugs Bunny and Wile E Coyote
>>7919105Tempt this motherfucker. TEMPT HIM!>Rachel and Betty chatting away about their past and present.>Sammy jokes to Remmy about who shears him.>Remmy, the dumb fuck, takes this literally and answersMostly me, though Betty sheared me once.>Fucking silence.
>>7918965Words cannot describe my hatred for this character now.
Has anyone else grown to hate this fandom?
>>7919211you're supposed to laugh, anon
>>7919181No. Shoo.Can't you see I'm busy skivving off all my current unfinished fics for video games?
Anyone else HATE Zootopia?
>>7918934>>7918986>>7919053>Is this retarded>YesThanks anons I knew I could count on you. I was playing around with a shitton of ideas and was sure that one was retarded but I needed assurance.
>>7919258there it is
>>7919272I mean, it is one idea for whatever other universe, but in Zootopia is completely against everything.What other ideas did you have?
>>7919216name one fandom of significant size that isn't terrible
>>7919151>Hybrids in general, barring the rare and sickly real life ones, do not fit zootopia.Let us not forget that the Hybrids that do exist rarely happen in the wild in the first place- and generally are the result of human influence along with being sterile for the most part.Though on that thought, I feel like those hybrids might happen once animals gain sapience; Lions and Tigers, for example, are close enough that once interspecies relationships starts catching on they would have children. It would be a little touch and go there, with the health issues hybrids tend to have, but it would be interesting to think of how they would evolve. Things that are no where near related to each other though? Nope.
I love you...Canidae
>>7919216Believe it or not, yeah. I'm only here for new CC content, don't really care for the OCs. Otherwise I jumped ship back in November.
>>7919304Fair point
>>7919272Pretty much the only acceptable kind of non-natural hybrids just share a parent's fur color.
>>7918881I want giant Gideon to put me in his butt.
>>7919310Honestly I would like to see more stuff with mutations resulting in maybe healthy hybrids and whatnot but this fandom is either 1 with hybrids being perfectly normal and natural to 100 with hybrids being impossible and any that lives suffer from shitload of mutations and die at childbirth for le abloos.
>>7919258You get overexposed to something you will instinctively draw back from it. Like how no-one cared about JoJo until it started appearing fucking everywhere.>>7919241Fuck no. Get tempted.>Rachel is enthusiastic about meeting another Sheepdog couple.>Sammy wants her to reel it in after it becomes apparent that Betty and Remmy aren't saying yes.>Remmy, the dumb herd animal, just goes with the flow and saysOh yeah, sure, yes, yes we are.>Betty glares like a savage at him all the way through.Bug Burga pours out of Remmy's pockets all the way through.>Afterwards, there is a very awkward conversation between Remmy and Betty over what the fuck just happened.
>>7919333The laziest Carl edit I've seen in a while.Nice trips tho
>>7919232
>>7919345Gideon Grey - by shibabearhttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/22742726/
I'm not even here for the content creators as a whole anymore. Some artists like Moped, S8, Middry, Mint, and Fanart I Guess are certainly reasons as to why I still stick around for the art, and a few writers such as Prester-John and VodkaWrites I still enjoy.But to be honest, this fandom went down he drain. All people talk about anymore are old memes and Pack Street, neither of which are anything I enjoy.
>>7919349I'd be okay with all hybrids being sterile. Add some congential diseases like mental slowness or diabetes or kidney stones or some heart defect, and you can have a character that is "unique" without being a sparkledog.
>>7919310Interestingly enough, I think ligers would be the only hybrids (talking about the few species that CAN crossbreed), together with few others (e.g. mules) would have not so many health problems (there are ligers who surpassed 20 years of age).However usually there are some mental problems (ligers are usually very aggressive).Also they are usually sterile
>>7919416Don't let anything stop you from leavingJust know that nothing you do can ever convince us to stop talking about Pack Street
>>7919299Mainly ideas for lewd stories, a large portion of it gay for some reason. I'm not but I've been writing some Remmy/Wolter having some bro time together. Alone.I blame pic related, Wolt's face is pure sex for fucks sake.
Anyone else HATE Pack Street?
>>7919310Yeah, but that's terrible.Ligers are terribly sickly creatures cursed with health issues all their short, short lives.It'd be like getting with someone and *knowing* that any kids you have with them would be autistic and retarded. Why would you do that to a kid? Why would you do that to yourself and your partner?
>>7919464Avo and Betty are fucking awful characters that would be almost indistinguishable from each other if Avo didn't somehow end up being worse
>>7919464no
>>7919216I hate the weaver circlejerking that treats Pack Street like it's a fucking Dostoevsky novel, but other than that the people here are pretty chill.
Hey y'all
>>7919479Avo is a miserable cunt. Betty actually cares, even if she's tsundre about it.
>>7919216>>7919258>>7919464Stop all the blind hate. Have a discussion of why you dislike the thing.
>>7919355>Like how no-one cared about JoJo until it started appearing fucking everywhere.It's one of the major manga/anime/whatever series that most every anime series after it has ripped off in some way. Hell, 4chan even had a huge popularity spike of it 10+ years ago thanks to that za warudo flash.Only newfags are going crazy over it now.
>>7919518Oh hey, I was literally just going to post asking if there'd been an update while I was gone.
>>7919518Oh boy here we go
>>7919522It's a dip you meme
>>7919518Damn, I was going to bed.I guess I can stay up a little more.Also only now I notice the huge detail in the water Mead
>>7919464Yup, I don't like furry "White guy in the 'hood" by Average Writer Who Should have Stuck with Drawing.
>>7919522Requesting this but with Bogo.
>>7919518Congrats to zootopia for the oscars win!
>>7919518>>7919552Oh great you're hereTHE CHARACTERS DONT NEED TO OPEN THEIR FUCKING MOUTH EVERY TIME THEY TALK HAVENT YOU EVER READ A COMIC
>>7919479That's a new insult for Marty then>Y'know Avo, you're just like Betty. But somehow you're even more of a bitch than she is.>>7919459K then. Write an excerpt and let us judge how good gay sheep/wolf sex is.>>7919507I'm just here for the Sheepdog. And the Vixen in the Pasture. And the Egyptian Cotton. And Bisexual Twins. And Martina (whether she be in drag or not).Basically I'm just here for some ram-slamming action.>>7919525And because they're spamming it like fucking crazy people are starting to get pissed off.
>>7919315I love you too, anon.And everyone else too.>>7919310Canidae's always been a compatible (well, compatible after a slight change in initial species) hybrid, and it's been nothing but a huge pain for her. Mostly socially, though. 0/10 would not recommend.
>>7919552I'll allow myself to repost chapter 2 once more for a recap. Last time I promise!
>>7919575
>>7919589Okay guyse, I hope you're ready for
>>7919603OC CANCER
>>7919603More B^U faces?
>>7919589That paw again...
>>7919522Thank you superman.You're the hero we need. Fuck all the haters that prefer a whiny emo in a bad halloween costume that can't get over his dead parents.
>>7919603>I hope you're ready for
>>7919459Enough of the gay Wolter, you don't want to wake TG "Any city I'm in is Orlando" Weaver.
>>7919617>OC CANCER*breathes in*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEjkilu
>>7919618Cuck off nog, these threads need CCs>>7919603Looking awesome Mead!
>>7919603>>7919617I like them...
>>7919617OooooOOOooo the plot thickens, what could it mean?Join next time for the start of chapter 3, it's time to get cookin'.
>>7919617Aaaawhat a cute little tractor! I love the size comparisons here, feels true to the world.
>>7919617DROPPED AND PUT A CURSE ON YOUR FIRST-BORN
>>7919617WHO?
>>7919617UGH GROSS OC'S THAT AREN'T PACK STREET THAT OBVIOUSLY MEANS THEY'RE BAD.
>>7919617LYNXThere aren't enough lynx in fanart or fanfics IMHO
>>7919617lynxynx
>>7919656fuck
>>7919656>this should last us several minuteskekAlright, this ending definitely has me intrigued.
>>7919656THE BORSCHT IS REALLY SNAKESSNAKES WILL EAT JUDYJID: THE PREQUEL
LYNXES ARE DEAD (LAD) AU COMMENCES
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22748611/
>>7919668>Implying that ANY of packstreets characters are any goodKek
>>7919656Eehhhh.....
>>7919698a very big kek for you sir
>>7919656So are they going Die Hard with a Vengeance on this, or is she just saying thanks for saving a family member in the line of duty?Or lambast her for failing to save one, judging by the tone.
>>7919450>>7918803Finnick grabbing the Oscar is the most cute offense.>>7919656the collar, it means something??great work mead!
>>7919710This desu kinda, but I'm holding off my judgements until we see where this is going
>>7919617>OC>Russians>OCs speaking Russian on Zootopian soilCold war never ended for me.
>>7919518>chapter 2Wait... this is an ongoing series? Where can I read the rest?
>>7919617>>7919656>Russian Lynxes>sequel to Water Under The BridgeRED ALERT RED ALERT JUDY YOU AREN'T THIS DUMB START SLEEPING WITH YOUR SERVICE PISTOL UNDER YOUR PILLOW
>>7919617>>7919656Ok, I apologize for being dumb, but what type of animals are they? Also I see why now everyone is so accepting of Nick and Judy's relationship, they want to get a predator of their own. At least the guys do. Something something blame Hopps for press conference something something revenge plot.If I had to guess, probably a family member got hurt because of some prejudice prey...but wait- they just moved in a month ago...hmm.Can't wait til next week!>>7919671>>7919674Nevermind, my question has been answered. They're Lynx. Huh. I really am not familiar with how Lynx look.
There are so many new people here lately. Maybe we should put together some sort of introduction / crash course? Maybe a threadjournal tl';dr or something
>>7919656Interesting Mead...I need a translation of those Rus...Bearussian phrases. I love how you handled the size difference.Also I wanted to say that I'm sorry, today I couldn't take requests, because of you-know-what.So I only say this: goodnight /ztg/!
>>7919708I was making a joke about how people circlejerk around Pack Street and act like it's the only good source of OC's.
>>7919733non-official album that i've been putting together:http://imgur.com/a/ioRgeyou can also read it on his tumblr mistermead.tumblr.com
>>7919656so lynx family from water under the bridge comes for revenge ?
>>7919763Goodnight!
>>7919656>>7919617>Russians
>>7919559Seems like a sensible practice anyway.
>>7919603>Nick dunks on the entire population of Bunny Burrow.
>>7919761Mostly to teach them not to make a new thread in the middle of another one.
>>7919757>RED ALERT RED ALERT JUDY YOU AREN'T THIS DUMB START SLEEPING WITH YOUR SERVICE PISTOL UNDER YOUR PILLOWLt Judy "it was in self-defense" Hopps
>>7919559please use your inside voice
>>7919766Wow, thanks! I totally forgot this one from Mead.
>>7919757HOLY FUCK I DIDN'T KNOW THIS IS A SEQUEL TO THAT FIC!! DON'T EAT THE COMMIE SOUP ITS NIGHTHOWLER SHIT!
>>7919181>Sammy tells Remmy it's good to know there are other interspecies sheep out in Zootopia,>They get to talking and Remmy finds out they're both in similar situations>Doesn't have the heart to tell him that he and betty aren't really together>Rolls with it>After a few hours of catching up and meeting, they head their separate ways, and Remmy decides to give Betty a peck on the cheek to keep up appearances
>>7919763'night moongose
Ah, I was forgetting something...(for the couple of people interested)
>>7919525>za warudo is over 10 years oldwhere the fuck did my life go
>>7919837
>>7919617>>7919656>beefy lynxes>with Russian accents>a mama and two daughtersOhOHOH SHIT
>>7919824Oh, I didn't know this was a "Remmy dies" episode...
>Find this>1991I know this is just a coincidence because of the sound of the namebut damn
>>7919837oWo what's this?????
>>7919824>Betty not expecting that lights up like a goddamm Christmas tree.>Yells at him hardcore the moment they're in the car>Fucks him even harder when they're home.
>>7919656I assumed at first that the lynx was going to come front Judy about the press conference, but the I remembered that this is a sequel to Water Under the Bridge. Where one of the villains was a Russian lynx that was killed by Nick.
>>7919880>come frontShould be 'confront'. Fucking autocorrect.
>>7919757>>7919823>>7919862Wait hold on a sec, I haven't read that fic. Someone want to give me a quick run down?
>>7919656Bonnie's going to taste it before serving it and she's going to fall ill/die. Calling it.
>>7919617I can't read communism moon-runes, someone translate this.
>>7919912One of the villains of the fic was a lynx. A Russian lynx.
Test
>>7919912Basically one of the villians in "Water Under the Bridge" was a russian Lynx, who sent money to his family. He was killed by a savage Nick at the end of the story.>" Grigori didn’t feel the impact on his back, nor the claws that dug into his shoulder. In fact, he didn’t feel much of anything as fangs crushed and severed his cervical vertebrae. But he did hear something; hard heavy breathing, as though someone was having a panic attack, and a rich, meaty crunch like ripping the legs of a freshly cooked king crab. The kind he had eaten at holiday dinners when he was at home, surrounded by Anya and Kesnya and Mama. They would be getting the rest of their money right about now, he desperately wanted to see their faces when they got it. How they would smile."We've met Anya and Kesnya (spelt Kseniya in the comic)...now where is Mama.
>>7919936C-study harder
>>7919873>If we're a couple let's act more like it.Betty's got her chance to finally confirm the Ram's ram. She ain't going to let it go without a fight.Turns out he's above average but not 9'.
>>7919793awwwwthats a cute sloth
>>7919929"The pleasure of being cummed inside".
>>7919912One of the villains in the fic was a russian lynxThe sisters are going to twist Judy into a fucking pretzel
>>7919990Well, one can only hope for a revenge scene where the entire warren runs a train on the sisters.
>>7919955>now where is mamaThe old one who gives Stu the borscht.
>>7919955>>7919990Why isn't Judy immediately suspicious? If I was involved with a Russian criminal's death and I came home to suddenly find this Russian family suddenly very friendly with mine, I would run them off with a shotgun. They're clearly looking to get revenge.
>>7920011Two dubs, but you missed out on a quad. >>7919990Kek spits upon your hopes and dreams.
>>7919865>A squad of smug foxes>They all look like Nick>They need to solve a crime>The only plan they can think involves hustles and nothing more
>>7920025this desu senpai. Judy's been shown to be impulsive and brash, but she notices fine details. This feels kind of OOC for her.
>>7920025They don't want revenge, they want to talk to Judy and maybe Nick. Just because Grigori was a ruthless criminal it doesn't mean they are. Also, I don't think Judy actually saw them, just the big pot.
>>7919912>Byron and Moore bow to lynxes>In contact with sneks>Possess borscht-like abilities>Control zootopia with an iron but fair paw>Own tractors & harvesters globally>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line>Will bankroll the first cities on Earth (Lynxograd will be be the first city)>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities in Zootopia>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Lynx cubs >All family members are said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Calfbetan monasteries & Area 54>Ancient Zootopian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the world and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world>You likely have Lynxobots inside you right now>Other states entrust their gold reserves with the lynxes. There’s no gold in Ft. Knot, only Ft. Lynxstagrad>The lynxes are about 9 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base mammals currently accepted by our society>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.
>>7919518that's already been posted :l
>>7920025>Why isn't Judy immediately suspicious?Because she learned to overcome predjudice, sillybuns. Remember? And that will be the death of her. Ironic, I know.
>>7920064>borsch>"The Yevens">saw they were lynxesSurely she knew the name of the guy they killed.
>>7920025>>7920052I don't remember if Nick and Judy ever found out Grigori had a family, I also don't remember how long its been since that shit happened.Now if Nick had seen them, we'd have a different reaction.
>>7920068Fucking kek. Capped.
bids ghkhapdnign
>>7920012Oh...that kind of tugs at my heartstrings now. Poor Mama lost her boy...>>7919990Imagine what the sisters are going to do if they find out it was actually Nick who killed their brother- by biting off the back of his head.>>7920025>>7920064>>7920105To be fair A) She didn't get a good look at them, as she just came around the corner as they left B) Speciest to assume they are related, C) Stu refers to them as the Yevens instead of the full last name "Yevgenyevich"
>>7919656OH FUCK.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8pK__lKq1s
>>7920108But let me appeal to your common sense.You've just offed a russian lynx crime boss. Not long after, a family of russian lynxes moves in near your home.You would just completely overlook that?
>>7920012Awwwshe seems likes such a nice old lady
And now I need to know how Bonnie enters in all of this
>>7920068
>>7920171With a shotgun
>>7920171She's worried about the skinhead members of the family coming to visit, they'll pick fights with both Nick and the lynxes.
>>7920228>A bunch of rabbits picking a fight with Grigori's sistersChrist, it'd be a bloodbath
>>7920105His last name given in the fic was Yevgenyevich. I'm not sure if the police knew anything about his family.
>>7920171Her boys are clearly interested in Kseniya, and now Judy brought home a fox. She is worried about this trend that bunnies are going after bigger predators.
>>7919971you're right, sloths are cutie boys
>>7920266>Bonnie sees current generation as a failure and culls them to stop the spread of degeneracy >Then she comes for the lynxes
>>7918635Always imagined Gideon a bit taller than Nick, but now I think about it...?
Obviously the borscht is laced with Nighthowler! The Hopps are going to eat each other!
>>7919989almost spewed my drink, you cheeky anongood job
>>7920329Gideon is stout.
>>7920352I'm pretty sure he's pale ale
>>7918815And the BOGO goes to...
Someone in an earlier thread requested this, so blame him when this monstrosity visits you in your dreams.
>>7918881Gidzilla.
>>7920258Well rabbits can use mammal wave tactics.
>>7920329
>>7920362I thought he was a bit porter
>>7920382I was actually going to draw something similar.
>>7920352>>7920362Gideon is barely an alcoholic beverage. He's bathtub moonshine at best.>>7920382Why did this make me laugh
>>7918924Going by the hips, eyelashes, small antlers, and hip spots, I'd say DeerGirl (Doe).
>>7920437>barely an alcoholic beverage>moonshinemake up your fucking mind
>>7918918Zootopia attacked by enraged islanders?
>>7920450Nnnope, that's Middry. Definitely a guy.
>>7920457>drinking moonshine>everWhy would you do this to yourself
>>7919151I like the lots of sex bit though...
Ozzy is adorable.
>>7918965>>>7919151Wow, tough crowd 0__0
>>7920534>Why would you do this to yourselfBecause you're half-smashed already, and want to get the rest of the way smashed RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
>>7919459>wag wag
>>7920382i remember requesting this+1
>>7920670As if either Nick or Gideon would degrade themselves by having sex with a rabbit.
>>7920670>being a filthy fox kisser
>>7920670that's a nice pic chumpy
>>7920723this guy gets itfilthy species-mixing degenerates GET OUT
>>7920708No, they'll have sex with each other[spoiler]and let Judy watch[/spoilersdontwork]
>>7920670https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxnv2vtyFpk
>>7920708judy will just seduce them with her rabbit hormones>>7920737http://mudkips-mayhem.tumblr.com/post/157801792978
I didn't get anything done today and I hate it.
>>7919106Is that a wardrobe malfunction?
>>7920791Same
>>7920670>>7920723>>7920760>Judy fucks foxes and gets off to the pure degenerate nature of it>Talks shit during sex>Fuck me you filthy fox, etc>Nick just thinks she enjoys dirty talk and goes with it.>Gideon is visibly uncomfortable and quiet.
>>7920791>>7920807It just happens sometimes. It's ok anons.
>>7920791do it for him, anon.
>>7918754Even better.>Shows up at Reunion.>Six months pregnant, wearing a lame dress like IDGAF.
Vr bun is from the future. As always I'd love to hear what you think!
>>7920866...about the future?
>>7920826>Gideon doesn't know how to feel>He just had debauchery hate-sex with his business partners' daughter and her work buddy.>For him it was the weirdest most pleasurable night hes had in a while and he isn't sure if he regrets it or not.>For Nick and Judy, it was Tuesday.
>>7920866Holy lewds, it's amazing! Nice work, dude
>>7920866Love the buckteeth on the front.
>>7920866Damn, dude. That's awesome!
>>7920866Nice work!
>>7919256Probably should have swapped hug partners..
>>7918934I mean, I'm cool with stories involving these losers. They're cute, represent a kind of good end for all of Pack Street.This being said, all the reasons for hybrids not working are valid. You'd have to add the caveat that these guys are either a super rare occurrence, or that the resulting children end up sterile.
>>7920791Im getting stuff done now, and it's great!
>>7920723
is weaver's oc he ships with bellwether named Shepard?
>>7920963Woah hey that's a nice pic
>>7920866>Buck teeth at the front of the car>The tires have "four fingers">The tail at the end
>>7920984ye
>>7919385That's cute.
>>7920866"When this thing hits 88 miles per hour... You're gonna see some serious cheese and crackers."fun fact: the 88 MPH is a car joke. It's about as easy to get a delorean to do 90 as it is to get it to travel through time. Very pretty cars, not very fast.
>>7920068beautiful
>>7921040I thought it was because 88 fills all of the segments of the LCD
>>7921012that's a fucked name. It's like being named "slaver"
>>7920866This picture is fucking lit as shitWho's next to get a car? Going to do Shorty Squad? Pack Street?
>>7921061It might be both! They might have written the script before they built the prop.
>>7920866Damn, Akella. Looks great. The bun looks good too.Personally I'm not a fan of huge wheels and super-thin tires, but that's just me and I know that they're needed for the aesthetic you go for.
>>7920913>>7920922>>7920928>>7920934Thanks everyone! >>7921068I actually don't know, I'm open for suggestions :P
>>7920963 know what would be even filthier?Filthy Fox Rimmer
>>7920723rabbits have poor digestive systems, so they often have to re-eat the food matter they defecate to full absorb all the nutrients...several timespoint is, rabbits are way grosser than any canine
>>7921099Yeah I agree that the wheels turned out too big, will keep that in mind for the next one
>>7921125Drop bears are much the same, though they technically grow out of it once they're capable of producing the digestive enzymes necessary to actually, well, digest.
>>7921110>I'm open for suggestionsI'd say do Nobby but I don't know what meme piece of shit he would drive
>>7921120
>>7921188Wrong fox
>>7921129Nah, I'm just a truckfag who likes stock steelies. I know that for the sleek look you're going for you need wheels like that.
>>7919418>HandwrittenREEEE>どうせいちゃいちゃしてたんでしょThere's no way they didn't make out>受賞おめでとうございまあああす!!!!Congraaaaats on the award!!!!>スーツ似合う>イケメンこの野郎Fitting suitA really cool guy>彼女の為の質問は1人ずつお願いしますねNick: "Please ask your questions for her slowly and one at a time.">気が利くスパダリWhat a sharp mind, a real super darling>男性記者には警戒・牽制(笑)He's keeping an eye on all the male reporters (lol)>囲まれると緊張しちゃうのかわいいShe's nervous because she's surrounded (so cute)>女神Goddess>あ、あの、今回はえと、そのJudy: "Ah, um, this is um, that is to say">天使Angel>かわいいCute>おいコラHey, look here>ぬっちゃかわいいSO cute>かわいいCute>今の気持ちを是非!!Reporter: "Tell us how you're feeling!!">写真一枚お願いします!!Other reporter: "Look this way for your photo!!"
>>7921125The moral? Don't smooch rabbits
>>7920723>>7920963
>>7921110Can you do classic cars? Like Malaise-era land barges?
>>7921241I like this more than I should. Heresy is taking me!
>>7921248I'm confident that I can, but I need to try first>>7921160Do you have any ref pics of nobby's zoosona?
>>7919617Would have though the Polar bears would fit better, and with the accents..?
>>7921064>slaverNaw my son. That's a nice name for the fluffy sheepdog that slams his piece on the daily.
>>7920382Oh this is gold
>>7919617>>7919656>Grigori's family getting revenge.
>>7921120>>7921200
>>7919617lynx lynx lynx lynx lynx lynx they all cuties yes please
>>7921336That's the good stuff right there
>>7921336
>>7919656Going for the Rabbit extermination plot?
>>7921336Judy liking Rimming is one of my favorite head cannons
>>7921369Giving or receiving? This is important, anon
>>7919694You need to re-read Water under the Bridge...
>>7921286In that case, Fournier's unmarked command car might be a good one. I feel like he would drive an old car from the early 80s that had somehow managed to persist in the department's fleet long enough for him to claim it.
>>7921383Both, but I think they're separate characters. I can't see the same Judy liking to be rimmed and also liking to rim.
>>7921241Gideon is for crushing despair and loneliness ONLY
>>7921385Actually, I straight up need to read it. Always meant to do so before but kept forgetting. Based on everyone's reactions to it, I'll definitely need to find time this week to go through it.
>>7919823>>7920331God, that'd be the worst.
>>7921439Sharleon
>>7920798Translation please. It's always nice to see another country's take on Gideon. It seems like they don't like him as much as we do in the U.S.
>>7921286He's the stoner sloth dude.
>>7921467What's the difference
>>7921418I think Judy would be hardcore into rimming Nick simply based on the fact that it drives him nuts. She likes the sounds he makes as she lightly hikes up his tail to bury her tongue deeper.Judy rimming Nick fic when
>>7921467THIS
>>7921479Ah already thought about doing something for him. Will try working something up this weekend. >>7921395I dig it, would be a fun challenge, since I'm not used to drawing old cars.
its ture
>>7919617>>7919603>tfw everybody gushing over Mead>tfw can't stand his art styleSeriously, the sameface and lack of defined anatomy kills it for me. Everybody look like they're either sleepy or stoned, same head shapes and same expressions all over.[spoiler]The ending for Water Under the Bridge sucked major ass, which doesn't inspire me with confidence for the quality of this comic also [/spoiler]
>>7921500I agree. Nick would be putty in her paws, and she'd be in control the entire time.Judy getting rimmed would be a more demure Judy who loses herself in pleasure, and Nick would be overly eager to please.
>>7921532That guy is quite literally retarded.
>>7919962No, somehow I don't think he's nine foot!Oh, you mean 9" (nine inches)
>>7921532Redpanels is worse than Buckley and Dobson combined. Please never post it again.
>>7921548Can you write this anon
>>7921479I mean, IS nobody a stoner?Dresses like one, chill like one, could just actually be chill.
>>7921566Thanks, ill just go to AO3 and find it myself then...
>>7921520Big and blocky, with meaty tires and you've got it down.
For those of you who had been following it, my fic Red Tape had gone quiet for a few months while I pursued another project (which is still coming soon, I hope).Today I finished a very large chapter update.Please enjoy Paint a Bleat Picture, chapter 10 of Red Tape.(I decided to quickly throw together a title image this time.)EDIT: fucking Christ here’s the actual link ttp://archiveofourown.org/works/7584187/chapters/22314545
>>7921586Yeah he a huge stoner
>>7920866
>>7921600Its only a problem if you take three attempts.Reading now.
>>7921586No he likes toking up and doesn't hide it at all.
>>7921600wheres the fart porn?
>>7921600>ttp:Canidae this is why you should have your assistant do your posting for you.
>>7921532Kek. Redpanels is the fucking best.
>>7921636Stupid frogposter.
>>7920129>Stu refers to them as the YevensOl' Stu probably couldn't pronounce their real name...
>>7921600I rescind >>7921623, the link doesn't work.Did you accidentally vote for Swinton when you cast your ballot?
>>7921635I'm smashing my fingers in a door so that they copy the whole link next time.From now on, my handler will post all my content.
>>7921545I'm quite sick and tired of Mead and WriteAnon's tales of useless government, evil foreigners, and terrorist plots revolving around the mass application of Nighthowler serum.
So who's ready for the pornhub parody of zootopia?https://twitter.com/Pornhub/status/836365420085006337
>>7921702Oh, god, please no
>>7920362Ok, go have a little whine...
>>7921702It's called fellatio, sweetheart
>>7921702
>>7921702Okay guys, how would you do it? Two actors with fuzzy ears? Full on fursuit? body paint?
>>7921685You mean their one?
>>7920414Well, when you put it like that...
>>7921685Yeah, rehashing the movie plot, but with dead Judy and useless OC in her stead was cringy as well.
>>7921625>>7921656EditAnon here. I made this just now. For (You).
>>7921702>They get an actual fox and rabbit to fuck
>>7921702Jesus christ.>>7921736PLEASE NO BODY PAINTING.
>>7921702we paint a dude orange and have him fuck a gray painted midget
>>7921762jesus FUCK
>>7921635>>7921663Sucks to be you guys, my linkification extension still recognizes it as a working link when I click it.
>>7921762oh god
>>7921762>PLEASE NO BODY PAINTING.I dunno, what's the alternative?"Nick" and "Judy" wearing those rubber animal noses you can buy at party shops?
>>7921762
>>7921830Sauce please
>>7921702I know it's probably gonna be some cheesy roleplaying with humans, but if they made/hired someone to make an actual animation, 2d or CGI, I would actually buy a lifetime subscription to pornhub.
>>7921755Ohh thanks you! i love you too!
>>7921746We must spread the message, to fix all the mistaken beliefs that people think Gideon is taller than Nick.
>>7921840here you go anon
>>7921702Oh my god how are they even going to make this work? Who is going to fuck who? Is it going to be secret on the job sex between Bogo and Clawhauser? Francine and Fangmire?
>>7920382Now with arms.
>>7921865But he is?
>>7921702>>7921853I think animated porn needs to start becoming mainstreamMake it toony instead of pseudo-anime or 70s 'sexy' illustrationslookI just want sexy cartoons okaydon't ruin this for me
>>7921656
>>7921861Yeaaahhh, no.That thumbnail means that shit's staying unclicked.
>>7921914>not having the MD5 in your filter alreadystep it up fampaitachi
>>7921874This was way less hot than I thought it was going to be.Thanks anyways, anon.
>>7921899It's still cheaper to pay actors though. We need an intermediate rotoscoped Scanner Darkly porn period, first.
>>7921899i agree.its far easier to make animated porn appealing in my opinion.
>>7921899
>>7921736skinny midget in a Judy suit and short male in a fox suit. Made Jordi what's his face, the one that fucks all the MILFs. But have someone that speaks american english without an accent do the voice work.
>>7921899Shit man, I'd be down for furry porn with the animation quality of Zootopia.
>>7921736>>7921762>>7921702zootopia 2 will look great.
>>7920382
>>7921973...I'd watch it.
>>7921967The other night I had a dream about every Pack Street episode being animated and voiced with official Zootopia qualityif only, if only
>>7921964Are there skinny midgets?
>>7921967Yeah, well, wouldn't we all.
>>7922007:(
>>7922009There must be. Doesn't hav to be a midget honestly, jus needs to be in scale. I knew a girl in high school that was 4ft, but she had normal proportions (minus the fact she was STACKED TO ALL HELL JESUS CHRIST).So maybe not a midget, but a short girl and a an average guy. Then have like, football and basketball player-tier guys walking around in differetn animal suits to add scale.But if they go the fursuit route they need to be GOOD suits; none of that shit you see furries making in their basements.
>>7921636I second this
>>7921736Something like this would be alright. Or maybe they'll go full gijinka with it and possibly make the preds black because muh interracial implications.
>>7920798>Panels 1-2>なあにんじん肉球って>スマホタッチめっちゃ反応するの知ってるか?Nick: "Hey Carrots, about your pawpads,Did you know a smartphone's touchscreen reacts way differently to them?">ええ。グリゾーリも同じ事言ってた。Judy: "Yeah. About that, Grizzoli told me the same thing.">Panel 3>あとポップコーンくさい事も?Nick: "Do yours smell like popcorn afterward?">はークセになるNick: "Haah~ It's like a habit now">イエスそれも、やっぱりくさいの?Judy: "Yes, but is that how they're supposed to smell?" (TN: イエス is also how you spell Jesus, which threw me off for a bit)This is too large for one post so lmao 2-parter
>>7921773
>>7922009>>7922048Wouldn't need to be a midget, Anons. We've already got size-difference IRL.
>>7922075Maybe you just want to come over and stab me in the dick.
>>7922048Short stack best stack.
>>7922084>>7921475You're in for a treat then (spoiler alert: they don't like him that much)>Panel 4>ちなみに何味のにおいなの?Judy: "Incidentally, what do yours smell like?">トップシークレットNick: "That's top secret.">一瞬でいいからかがせてよ気になって死んじゃうJudy: "Lemme smell for just a second. It's not like it'll kill you.">やだよ俺の秘部を軽々しくかぐなNick: "No way, I don't give away my secrets that easily, don't smell it">秘部!!もーいっわよ、グリゾーリにかがせてもらうから!Judy: "Secret!? Geez-- Fine, I'll just get Grizzoli to let me!">それか、あなたが寝てる間にこっそりかいで、顔にレビューを書いておいてあげるからね!Judy: "Then, while you're sleeping, I'll stealthily write a review of it on your face for you!">安心しろにんじんNick: "That's a relief, Carrots">Panel 5>寝てる間にか?大胆だな~~その日、勝負パンツ履くから、来る時は行ってくれよNick: "While I'm sleeping, huh? That's awfully bold~~ Well, you better put on your game-day panties, 'cuz when you show up I'll be comin' for them.">ばか。笑Judy: "You dummy. Haha">Panel 6>その傷の犯人は、いつか俺が責任をもって殺しといてやるよNick: "That person who gave you that scratch, someday I'm gonna bear the responsibility for killing that guy.">Panel 7>ぶえっくしょいGideon: "ATCHOO"
>>7922007
>>7922007PACK STREET X ROOMMATES CROSSOVER WHEN
>>7918965I remember pointing out specifically how when he was introduced that he had a rabbit tail when I made those montage collages...Does anyone know of a time an artist changed such a fundamental aspect of a character like Spin did with Max?
>>7921600Good stuff! I really enjoy how you write Nick and Judy's interactions, it seems to come pretty naturally to you. And always nice to see more of the Bared Fang even if it is under rather suspicious circumstances...
>>7922084>>7922114Completely random conversation about smartphones and how they smell? Honestly, not the weirdest thing Mtttut has done really->"That person who gave you that scratch, someday I'm gonna bear the responsibility for killing that guy."OK NICK, JUST RELAX! No need to murder anyone!Thank you for the translation!
>>7922160Lucius little baby wuffy <3
>>7922176Not about how smartphones smell, but how their fingers/pas smell after extended use
>>7922204paws*
>>7921545>The ending for Water Under the Bridge sucked major assBoy howdy, were you ever not joking..
ABT is a blessing
>>7922084>>7922114A casual concersation that draws attention to her face and he notices her barely noticeable scar long enough to have homicidal thoughts. Poor Gid! The classic "sneezing because someone is talking about you" has never been so dark.
>>7918610>Damn, didn't know waga was getting gud for realThat's an old one, I'm actually getting worse.
>>7922246>ABT still drawsThat makes me happy
>>7922246Whoa whoa whoa whatIs this a particular scene?
>>7922265It's what he thinks the lobby looks likeI always imagined a couch
>>7922096I had a good laugh, but just so we're clear, I don't want to do that. I'm sorry.
>>7922075>>7921736>>7921762>>7921702Who's gonna play max/jack
>>7922196Lucius isn't a baby, he's a BIG MAN
>>7921702DELET
>>7922114Wait, one revision>安心しろにんじんNick: "Calm down, Carrots"
>>7922338My Bid BABY man
>>7922157I honestly can't think of any- in any fandom. If they did change appearance, it was usually because of some event or complete retcon of the whole series. Even stranger of how fast it happened- and how out of left field. If he was always meant to be some sort of Fox/Rabbit hybrid, his appearance should have shown that from the beginning. And if half way through the story, you think "Oh, I want to make this character a hybrid!" a sensible person should have gone "Well wait, they already have an established appearance, I can't just drastically change it!"But fuck it, beautiful furry man. >>7922204>Me not catching that when Judy is trying to get Nick to tell her what his smell likeWhoops. I am blind.Why would Judy's paws smell like popcorn afterward? What in the world would Nick's paws smell like?
>>7922242Does Nick kill someone? like with his own teeth?because that's what I'm assuming based on nothing but the content of this thread
>>7922135Here.>But seriously, Roommates update when?
>>7921702please let this happen
>>7922331Shut the fuck up and suck my dick.
>>7922365We'll never know, because Nick's being so tight-lipped about itAsk Grizzoli, I guess
>>7922246He is.Also, why haven't people done more with Remmy/Pandora?
Bloop.I demand more Piefox to sate my desires!
>>7921702I can't help but imagine that they sent this tweet ironically and will be made disconcertingly aware of furries and their tastes
>>7922377Yes, he injected himself with Nighthowlers, which somehow gave him superpowers, and despite broken arm easily killed all bad guys. Also, main villain was Bellweather, who somehow had millions of dollars available to her to conduct her schemes. Also, all the prison personnel are corrupt and allowed her to do whatever the fuck she wanted.
>>7922410The nice guy persona is just what he puts on while doing business. I bet he's a bully in the sheets.
>>7922410he looks like a babywhy is the baby gid naked?
>>7922365>>7922157Not appearance, but I have a fundamental aspect shift in a fic I read because the author wanted to live vicariously through his misanthropic self-insert.And of course, it was a MLP fic.
>>7922393Oh great. Now I can't unsee his misaligned eyes.
>>7922419I didn't think it was going to be that sort of fic based on the little I read. What the fuck happened?
>>7922410
>>7922455where is it from?
>>7922293>I always imagined a couchThat's what Charlie and Avo are sitting on
>>7922419Oh.Kind of glad I checked out early, then...
>>7922419>he injected himself with Nighthowlers, which somehow gave him superpowers, and despite broken arm easily killed all bad guysIt's called an adrenaline rush, anon. That part isn't TOTALLY out there; people have been known to totally exceed their bodies human limits and do incredible feats on adrenaline.Bellwether suddenly having millions of dollars and control of a prison despite being thrown into prison as a bioterrorist makes much less sense, however.
>>7922135>PACK STREET X ROOMMATES CROSSOVER WHENCareful what you wish for, anon
>>7922377Nick was basically all but dead, so he consumed some Nighthowler to go savage. He killed a Lynx, though only because the Lynx had his back turned and didn't react in time to a fox ripping out the back of his head. He then fought a ferret, but was getting his ass kicked until Judy distracted the ferret, allowing Nick to kill him. Afterwards he passed out before he could try to kill Judy.
>>7922504LUCKY AARDWOLF
>>7922504THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WISHED FOREXCEPT WITH MORE TITFUCKING
>>7922490I was thinking like some big Simpsons couch that people congregate around
>>7922504But I wanted to see Mike have to deal with Betty & Avo...jk, but wow, weaver. I didn't think you'd do this...
>>7922504Neverending weaver circle jerk!
>>7922504Oh my god is that Wolter?
>>7922544>>7922544>>7922544>>7922544>>7922544>>7922544Aw, thats nice of Clawhauser to keep Gideon company.
>>7922500I found it deeply unsatisfying anyway. In general, it always feels off to me when authors make Judy super competent martial artist, and Nick pretty much useless punching bag.
>>7922537
>>7922571But you just said it was Nick that killed them all.
>>7921903Reminds me of this.http://redpanels.com/5/
>>7922504chiclet and avo seeing who has the most toothy grin next?
>>7922568It's a club you bitch.
>>7922606>Chiclet>Not Foxglove
>>7922504MARTY X ALPHYS WHEN?!
>>7922590yeah, after he pumped himself with drugs, because they easily kicked his ass.
>>7920791Glad I'm retired and can waste 8 hours a day trolling here!
>>7922615Foxglove is too busy teaching Charlie how to climb around in vents and taking illicit photos of people.
>>7921702> PorntopiaThis should be interesti->>7921762Aaaaand that's one fear already. What fetishes would be toyed with though?
>>7922617ALPHYS IS FOR FISH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEBUTTHATWOULDACTUALLYBEREALLYGOODEEEEEEEEE
>>7918626After the reunion, Betty rewards Remmy for being a good little lamb. The reward meant for the sheep turns into a reward for the beta as Remmy starts fucking her brains out with his bigass dick. Betty wasn't aware the sheep was packing but can now see what Rachel sees in sheep. She couldn't think much as all her attention was focused on the sheep currently destroying her pussy and stuffing her with what she can assume was months of pent-up sexual tension.
>>7922504>Weaver picked Wolter specifically to shit on the gay aardwolf shippersGAYFAGS BTFOTG "TURNING FRUITS INTO VEGETABLES" WEAVER STRIKES AGAIN
>>7921899>70s 'sexy'>Nick having a treasure trail>Judy having a full bush
>>7920791I learned some music, wrote a little bit in both a fic and a bigger project, watched anime, slept, and about ready to go to work. Now if only I can clean my room, do my taxes, and apply for insurance.Not very productive in the traditional sense but still need to get my shit together. Let's work on that!
>>7920866Seriously deep dish!!
>>7922419>>7922500The broken arm was pretty bad, since it's described as having been snapped in two and ruptured through the skin, but it's not the real problem.The most immediate and obvious problem with the revealed plot is that it's the exact same shit as Pearls Before Swine.
>>7922671Well spotted, anon.
>>7922087I can't tell if they're VPOL police or SAPOL
>>7922671>WolterAnon, that's clearly Anneke using a double-ended dildo.
>>7922671reeeeeee
>>7922419>>7922500I thought it was pretty straight forwardBW set the whole thing up while she was still mayor so that she could basically make anyone in the whole city go savage without darting anyone, as a way of maintaining power through fear.As for the money, I'd buy that she'd be into stock market fraud alongside the supremacist regime and bioterrorism. Shit, there are terrorists IRL that benefit from legitimate stock investments.
>>7922728I could be totally wrong, but looks like Corrections to me. Couldn't tell you what state, but US Corrections.
>>7922699Nick going berserk on nighthowlers is an easy place to go. The original plot wanted to go there too.
>>7921685>talesBut they only did it the once, anon
>>7922742Okay, I could be WAY off, but aren't your assets frozen (or even seized, if related to the crime) when you're sent off to jail?
>>7921600Oh shit, I've been wondering about when this would update.
>>7922590>>7922620To be fair, Nick never really fought anyone and won. The Lynx had his back turned to Nick, so a savage Nick chewed the back of his neck off before he could do anything. The ferret later on was pretty much kicking Nick's ass, until Judy threw a table leg at his head. Nick got the ferret with his jaws, bit down, and shook him around like a rag doll.
>>7922671well i just figured you knowthey're both sleazywolt likes pubic stubblesize difference
>>7922699Hey, I've never defended Pearls Before Swine. That was a stupid escalation that made zero sense. But in Water Under The Bridge it wasn't a rehash. At least there I could see it as a well-hidden "backup" plan that Bellwether had time to set into place before she went to prison.
>>7922742But anon, that is retarded. you'd think after the whole bioterrorist thing, she would be thoroughly investigated, if even only to identify her accomplices, her assets would be seized, everybody who had connections to her would sever them, there is no real way she could have set this up in advance. this excuse unravels the moment you think of how exactly she would set it up. It's not possible.
>>7922778You've brought 7 weeks of more shitposting upon us you fool
>>7922778Go for the trifecta and roll out Monstro Village apartments. Then there'd be no end to the wailing and teeth-gnashing.
>>7922620Eh, the lynx kicked his ass, and was extensively built up as being some kind of heinously strong beastThat part I was okay with
>>7922804>You've brought 7 weeks of more shitposting upon us you fool
>>7922821>teeth-gnathodelli
>>7922753It will be done better some times than others, though.I read a fic where Nick shot himself, but it cut away from the actual shit that went down after that. It felt more believable.
>>7922804>implying that wasn't the idea to begin with
>>7922748From their badges and uniform they're most likely Australian police. From their badge I'm guess they're South Australian or Victorian, can't really tell
>>7922753Yeah, except the writers had a good sense not to do that.
>>7922804>salty over good pairingWew
I've been working on a Remmy/Wolter story, and here's what I've got so far. Give me some critique, so I can git gud, and decide on where this should go.Also, in writing this, I have gained a new respect for writers ITT. You guys are awesome.>The warm breeze stirred Remmy out of his daze.>He briefly glanced around in confusion, before fixing a doubtful stare at the aardwolf pacing ahead of him.>"Are we close?">They'd been meandering in a market area for a little while.>"Yeah. Should be right around this corner." Wolter replied, not even stopping to glance back at the restless ram.>The smoothness of his response failed to assuage the ram. >And so, Remmy's paranoia began to resurface.>Wolter's seeming ignorance only served to amplify his suspicions...>Was this another joke being played on him?Another pack custom he was unaware of?>How many of them were in on this? Was there an ulterior motive at play?>What could possibly be going through Wolter' s mind?>And what was that store across the street that he was->Oh. He'd found it, after all.>Remmy managed to hide his embarrassment before Wolter turned to face him>The aardwolf looked pretty jovial. Giddy, even. Remmy wasn't sure how to feel. >Before the ram could offer a word, however, Wolter began to speak. >"You better not forget to add the ice cream. I'm telling you, Remmy, it tastes HEAVENLY."
So hey, I've been looking up what happens to your money and your accounts when you're sent off to prison, and in short,"It depends, but usually nothing good."The court can and does seize assets in some cases, but in many cases, they don't, and the prisoner simply has to deal with inactive accounts and unpaid bills when they get out:http://www.southerncaliforniadefenseblog.com/2015/04/what-happens-to-your-funds-after-you-get-arrested.htmlhttp://www.creditcards.com/credit-card-news/how-to-prepare-inmate-financially-jail-prison-1265.php
>>7922876>a Remmy/Wolter story,Ho boy
>>7922821The ultimate comfy trio:>Caimon, Charlie, Cheeky
>>7922504
>>7922821I wish.I also wish that the lunatic would dial it back a whole lot in the monstro thread.>>7922828>teeth-gnathing
>>7922878I imagine it's even worse with the kind of shit Bellweather did.
>>7922878Weird place to share this, but did you know cops can auction off your car even if you're later found to be innocent?
>>7922845No, they originally had it that the serum just makes Pred chimp out and revert to their instincts.Savage Nick was supposed to protect Judy from other savage beast because her pussygame is that goodThat whole thing got kicked in the head when they realized that animals aren't constantly in a frenzy and the whole 'basic pred instincts' thing went against the movie's message.
Roommates? Monstro Village? I guess I'm out of the loop
>>7922876You're writing seems solid, though I'm by no means an expert. And really, I just like it when anybody does something with this particular pairing. I've got a soft spot for it. How these threads managed to make me so fucking gay without actually convincing me to go out and fuck a man is beyond me.
>>7922878That's just the over the table shit, which Bellwether's operation most definitely was notHow do you think mobsters coordinate their businesses and buy guards and favors?If you have enough money, literally no part of the system isn't willing to bend over and await your cock
>>7922906Which is my point, they did do it in the end. they had protagonists outsmart the villain, which is much more satisfying to see.
>>7922903yes, we know about civil forfeiture, now is not the time or place to argue it.
>>7922900We both know unbridled autism sustains itself ad infinitum.
>>7922919roommates is a FNAF apartment AU that weaver editshttp://pastebin.com/u/pokemaniacal
>>7922953Okay, thanks
>>7922919Roommates is a very Pack-Street-like story Weaver co-write for the Five Nights at Freddy's general. It's based on the game (very, very loosely) with its characters but is just slice of life rather than shallow horror. Pretty comfy. Long-running story. Same basic premise as Pack Street: an outsider moves into an apartment building filled with strange and foreign animal people and tries to find his place there while vague romantic interests crop up.Monstro Village is a setting Weaver made up that is ALSO about a guy moving into a weird apartment building, except it's made solely for porn and shipping and is set in a village full of lewd monstergirls.Weaver has a thing for apartments I think.
>>7922935If you turn out to be a bioterrorist, I don't think your money can protect you unless you flee the country.Not to mention, if Bellweather was soooo powerful and rich, she wouldn't be mayor's assistant and wouldn't have to put up with Lionheart's shit like that.
>>7922961Look, sitcoms are basically the highest form of art.
>>7922884Yep.It was gonna be some short smut, but then my mind started to build stuff. So now it's a bit longer.Only a bit though.
>>7922504Who's the girl?
>>7922961Lol, makes sense. I thought I was missing something major.
>>7922897That perspective reminds me of that SpongeBob episodeYou know the one
>>7922929Think of it this way anon.You're not gay. It's just that these two need to fuck.That's all.
>>7922919Roommates is a series made by a writefag using an 5n@f AU by that weaver made as a base. Weaver also helps with the writing.Monstro village is a loose setting featuring monster people and anon that you can play around with.
>>7922778Ay, quick non-spoiler demanding pack street question:On a scale of 1 to 10 of childhood trauma; 1 being Richie Rich5 being Nick 10 being "a modest proposal"where does Charlie rank?
I'm going to take a nap.
>>7923005Oh, I'm long since past the initial identity crisis. It helped that I don't find men attractive IRL. I'm lucky enough to be able to establish a clear delineation between porn and reality.
>>7922989A big fat hen.
>>7923009Charlie is a 3. C-Radical is a solid 8.
>>7923018Sleep tight
>>7923009So an exponential scale?
>>7923034C-Radical just seems like a shitty brat with daddy issues
>>7923021That's good, anonVery good..
>>7923033Name?
>>7923048Daddy never knotted her. She was denied core fox-family values.
>>7923048Muireann O Sionnach is a definite 10, though.
>>7923009Probably a 4 or 3.5, just being a fox sucks in general.
wew
>>7923060Cheeky. It's in the filename.
>>7922943>autismEither that or a long form troll.All his posts mystify me to no end. They come out of left field, talk about nothing, at best they only ever feel tangentially related to monstro and to top it all of he types as if the insane shit he spews isn't just insane shit but actual canon.
>>7922728IIRC they're from Queensland
need edgy fanfics. as dark as sweden. name your favorites
>>7923230Pack Street
>>7923209Crystallized autism. Maybe a smidge of legit delusion.
Why do so many people want to see this ram have sex?
>>7919617So who's ready for the awkward. "So.. you are the one who murdered my brother. How's the borscht?" conversation?
Wjy are there so many "Human in Zootopia" fanfics on FF.net? How don't people understand the inherent shittiness of this premise?
>>79232489.5 inches.No pred in their right mind would ever let so much meat go to waste.
>>7923248So he dies happy.
>>7923248>so many peopleName 5
>>7923265"Unless your brother is in the borscht, pass the borscht."
>>7923278
>>7923278Are these movies any good. I really liked the original show
>>7923230There was one where Bellwether raped a nick who was too traumatized from killing Judy to fight back.Unfortunately I don't have the link to the pastebin.
>>7923248Because he's a closeted predophile that's in denial of needing some pred pussy
>>7923278Gay robot adventures
>>7923287AnonAnonymousAnon E MooseJackie ChanMe
>>7923287Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon and Anon, with special guest star Anon!
>>7923287anonanonanonanonComic
>>7922821Dude, I would love some more goddamn Monstro village shit.Seriously. Crossover, or whatever have you. Once all this Pack Street green is all over with, go on and do more Monstro Village comics. Or even better, do more Monstro Village but stories!I just wanna fuck the cactus man.
>>7923300If you liked the original show you'll like the first one a lot, the 2nd one almost as much and the 3rd on is a crap shot
>>7923248Not sure. I liked remmy at first, but as the series goes on he just defies any and all attempt at self reflection or growth and remains just kind of an ignorant dick.Now Remmy in the first dozen chapters? I'd love to see him get laid~
>>7923287Present
>>7923306>>7923307>>7923312welp
>>7923300I like them. they deviate from the plot of the show heavily around 3rd movie, so hardcore fans of the original hate it, but fuck them.
Can someone post that dick the Nick song?
>>7923296>"Not">Not "knot"Good pic Ger, but I'm gonna have to dock it a point; 9/10.
>>7923248Because it's either that or he dies and I'm not into snuff.Also SLAM THE RAM>>7923076You really think she had a better childhood than nick? I mean she looks like she grew up in a ghetto and got smacked around a lot. At least nick he had a relatively nice house and a supportive mother.
>>7923338
>>7923357When is that damn poly fic going to update
>>7923332http://picosong.com/tn7i/
>all of these oscar award pictures>not one with nick and judy kissing platonicallyREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7923266Because they want to fuck Judy, so they put their self-insert human into the story so their tiny dicks can feel big when screwing a rabbit that is 2 feet tall.For the few "Human in Zootopia" that don't have them screwing Judy...eh. They want to escape their lives? Critical levels of Autism? Humans, fuck yeah?
>>7923357Perfect!10outta10!
>>7923381You know, I don't know how to feel when I have to actually ask the question "Which one?"
>>7923422http://archiveofourown.org/works/8580382This would be the one. And if you haven't come across it before, know that it isn't the usual garbage. In fact, it's pretty good. I just wish it would update more often.
>>7923399>Platonically groping her ass during pictures>Platonically taking her into a back ally when the awards show is over>Platonically having her braced against a filthy brick wall and hiking her dress up>Platonically pounding that bunny pussy with his fat hung fox dick>Platonically knotting her and not muffling her screams as he tugs out and pounds it back in>Platonically letting the press and papparazi find the both of you fucking and letting them take pictures>Platonically giving them an amazing shot of a messy pull out, and holding her leg up to show the cum drip out of her
>>7923266>>7923404Better question, why the fuck is there so many "John Wolfkil is a 23 yearold spec ops in the world of [ANYTHING] how will he adapt?" stories? That entire site is full of military OC in some bullshit fanfic
>>7923316Seriously though don't fuck the cactus.
>>7919547Fuck off hateanon
>>7923398Thanks.
Which Pack Street most likely cried their first time?
>>7923454
>>7923498Avo. Hands down.
>>7923498Marty. Or he will, when he finally has a first time.
>>7923498Ozzy.
>>7923498Ozzy. Might also explain why he has a therapist
>>7923498Al and Vivian, together.
>>7923484Don't tell me what to do
>>7923527>>7923532Leave the poor hyena aloneHe just wants pure love
>>7919656>"old country" recipe>MeadAm I being too paranoid?
>>7923532Please don't go there
>>7923458The same reason as all fanfiction that uses OCs and self-inserts. Wish fulfillment. That particular brand just happens to revolve around a specific interest of military armchair commander wankery.
>>7923296Real damn nice art. Shame about Nu-Eva.
>>7923498Pandora.
>>7923541All he'll find is his demise at the bottom of a bottle
>>7923498AlMostly cuz he got bad advice from a friend
>>7923532Yes... MORE SUFFERING!
>>7923484There are ways Anon.There are ways.
>>7923532>It was with his therapist.
>>7923599Gillou is the superior plant girl.
>>7923452Oh, that one. To be honest, I don't know how to feel since the last chapter. Overall the story is good, even if Judy's whole "love/fear predators cycle" is a bit out of left field, it is almost cathartic that Judy doesn't go without repercussions with the shit she pulled with Nick, and the whole Nick/Jack romance overall was great.However, with this new part of their prank, having Judy watch Nick and his new boyfriend, shit is going to go down when it all finally comes to a head. On one hand, Nick and Jack are under the assumption that Judy isn't interested in interspecies relationships at all, and are doing this to break that country bumpkin bubble of hers. On the other hand, we know how Judy feels, and how torturous it is going to be for her to watch their every romantic and sexual action for a week. When she finds out that they planned this and the boyfriend has been Jack all along...
>>7923498Velvet, when she found out Al's knot expands during orgasm.Then again at the hospital when she found out she'd never be able to bear children, from the internal trauma.
>>7923616Why do you think I'm so eager for an update? I'm anticipating both figurative and literal clusterfucks.
>>7923614You shut your whore mouth right now.She's a pure little flower child, who does you a loving, and is grade A waifu material.You can get baked with her and listen to the Grateful Dead together man! That's always been my ideal waifu.
>>7923549>>7923541This.He just needs some simple love.And I know just the miracle worker for him.
>>7923645A Japanese comfort woman?
>>7923645Ozzy gets plenty of love from his pack.
>>7923662Another reason Charlie is Bae.She takes care of Everyone's shared little brother.
Whoever Remmy fucks first is gonna have the fortune of dealing with one of the messiest orgasms in their lives. At this point, Remmy's dick is a ticking time bomb of pent-up sexual energy from being around all these preds
>>7923533Who the fuck is vivian
>>7923634I'm still calling it; Judy is going to think Jack is a monster, try to break them up and have Nick see that Jack isn't good for him. She is going to fuck up, again, and finally tell Jack to take care of Nick while she takes his place as a special agent.
>>7923533>>7923683Whoops, I mean Velvet, phone is gay and autocorrects shit.
>>7923064Poor thing! That's so sad!
>>7923662All the love.
>>7923679That's how he dies. He nuts so hard that his body implodes.
finally back homeI've greatly shortened my lifespanlemme grab some food on my way back, i might stream and do some requests after
>>7923452Oh neat. Got any more links to similar fics?
>>7923673Everyone takes care of Ozzy. Everyone is bae material.
What ever happened to those Al/Velvet/Remmy fics? I think there was one where Remmy's apartment heating was broken?
>>7923733I just noticed that because of how he's leaning against Betty, Ozzy's excessive fluff is pushed up around his cheeks. HE'S GOT FUZZY-FACE.
>>7923724glad to see you back
>>7923713"Poor bastard. I've seen this kind of thing before. He was so pent up, he just exploded. It was bound to happen sooner or later, surrounded at every waking moment by hot bitches (no offense)."
>>7923746Boney is doing those, and I believe he's working on one right now, though I don't have a clue when the next one might be.
>>7923662I still wanna know if he's a corrupt cop or just a private security guard who's a douche.
>>7923727I wish. That's the only one I know of that manages to execute that concept well.
>>7923300The first and the second reboots were really fuckin' good - they actually made that irritating whiny bitch Shinji into a character with depth and humanity that you gave a shit about, and that's not easy! It was amazing. Good storytelling, amazing animation, top-tier all the way around.Then the third one drank an entire bottle of cough syrup, spun around three times, spread its ass wide, and jumped right the fuck off the "this makes sense" train, upside down, while going "WOOWOOWOOWOO" at the top of it's fucking lungs.
>>7923724Hope you had fun, nob.
>>7923762That's why the sheep in Worms blew up. None of them had a pred to help them out.
>>7923404>>7923458God, I can feel the autism from here.
>>7923794i did a lot of drugs and slept with cute people
>>7923526Avo would be proud of that burn anon~
>>7923778>private security guardguarding WHAT? the middle of the street?my money's on cop.
>>7923833Did you jack off in front of a mirror?
>>7923778>>7923856Probably a bad cop, or worse some douche in a cop costume.
>>7923724>I've greatly shortened my lifespan>Nobby died today whilst doing two thing; kicking ass and chewing bubble gum>Albiet incredibly slow
>>7923856I dunno. Hired by the land lord of another building to stave off vandalism or some shit?
>>7923799You should read "The Zootopian Chronicles"...actually don't. If that isn't pure autism in written form, I don't know what is.
>>7923893You really think any landlord on PACK STREET is gonna give a shit/put in the money to do that?Pack street is a slum. It's a slum with great people in, but it's still a slum.
>>7923882A douche in a cop costume on Pack Street would get fucking stepped on. The guy's legit because if he wasn't he'd be face down in the gutter.
>>7923833living the life
>>7923268They're trying to get that meat, believe me they are trying.
>>7923904I took one look at the summaries and tags, and noped the fuck out. Out of sheer morbid curiosity, how bad is it? What's the cringiest part?
>>7923287me
>>7923910It's actually a gated community. Only in this case, the gate keeps them IN.
>>7923542No.
>>7923454more you bitch
>>7923910Here's the thing though.Slums get gentrified, and the local residents get forced out. Maybe the local landlord, part of some big conglomerate decides that Pack Street is going to be the new hip center for urban prey yuppies. Force everyone out, them demolish the low cost buildings to force the preds out. They'll still advertise its "working class character," but they only predators near the place will be the ones serving the coffee.That's the only way I can imagine a meeting going down with the landlord, if the landlord shows up at all.
>>7923724Yay boi
>>7923891Local Sloth decides to cut arm off with a meat cleaver during a drunken rampageDecided too late that he didn't actually want to but was too slow to stop what little momentum his other arm had
>>7923990So... the pack street gang is gonna have to band together to save the local community center?
>>7923943The human OC dressing Judy up in human baby clothes, and also the human OC fucking Judy despite the "author" doing "research" and saying that Nick would never fit in Judy but apparently he--sorry, his OC--has a micropenis that fits just fineThere's probably worse but that's some of the cringiest shit I've heard of
>>7924012Jesus fucking Christwew lad
>>7923943I am going to describe one chapter for you; first off the human and Judy are together. They are hiding their relationship from the general public. Judy gets herself into a situation where a bunny buck is hitting on her, and apparently bucks are very aggressive at just the hint a girl is interested. Judy has some stupid idea on her head that she doesn't want to be a tease, but doesn't want this to happen. She is nearly raped by the buck, no one says shit about it because Judy feels she is partly to blame for leading on the buck. Nick is also a complete asshole and asks Judy to show how the buck pulled off her pants.Also as >>7924012 said. Somehow Nick can't fit into Judy, but a human can.
>>7924009>Cue fundraiser montage for the community or whatever>Followed by a climatic basketball game to save the street.>Packers are losing until Remmy walks in or some shit.>And we all learned a lesson in friendship.>Roll credits.>Nothing significant changes at all.
>>7924009Absolutely.They will, of course, receive covert assistant from a local ruffian with extreme sensibilities and a gnarly sense of style, known only by her pseudonym C-Radical.
>>7924095>>7924012Alright, that's really fucking bad, damn.
>>7924009>>7924102>>7924121So...It's pack street: the series: the movie.
>>7924144>Pack Street: The Series: The Movie: The Videogame 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>7924144I'd pirate it.
>>7924133Oh, also, he just straight up ignores that certain technologies exist so his human OC can introduce them, despite them literally existing in the movie. Like, y'know, Wifi.
>>7924133It really is. I read it partly because, even though it kills my brain cells, it is almost fascinating to see the pile of absolute shit that this writer spews out and how he is absolutely proud of it. I am also amused by how the author moderates reviews, that is when you know a story is completely crap.Also, to be honest, those above things mentioned? Those aren't even the worse things in the story.
>>7924144Packstreet: A Poetic Opera.
>>7922410I don't like Gideon, but I do like those teeth
Page 10, who's got the new thread?
>>7924264my badNEW THREAD>>7924285>>7924285>>7924285>>7924285
>>7924299I deleted the other one, use this.
>>7924299>>7924316>>7924332The fuck is going on here
What The Fuck
>>7924332Nigga, that's THIS thread
>>7924179I'd watch it. I mean, not like on a friday night.But maybe on a weekday afternoon. Get backed and make a multiview marathon out of it.
>>7924344>>7924350>>7924367I posted mine, but figured that:1. Despite me making my thread first, I lost out posting it to this thread&2. It wasn't Oscar related EditionThat I'd bow out this time.So use this thread: >>7924285
>>7924378I repeat, that thread is THE ONE WE ARE CURRENTLY IN.
>>7924391Looks like I've finally reached the end of the mobius strip that is my life.
>>7924391Which is why that post was deleted and >>7924285 has been used in the correction.
>>7924430No shit, Shirlock. I'm not blind.
>>7924471You seem to be, given that I deleted that post like a minute before you responded to it.
>>7924480A minute? Really?>>7924389 >02/27/17(Mon)23:23:47>>7924391 >02/27/17(Mon)23:23:50Looks like three seconds to me.
>>7924500I said I deleted the old post, not that the revision was up a minute before you commented on the deleted post.Calm the fuck down, anon. You made a mistake. So what?
Too late, the fandom is ruined, thanks a lot Obama.
>>7924524You're right. I'm sorry I made that one mistake. I take comfort knowing it'll never be as bad as linking to the same tread you're posting in, twice, while trying to link to the new thread like you did and then trying to play it off like someone else was wrong for not pointing out your mistake the second after your post.Thank you, anon, I've calmed down now. <3
>>7924578>the salt is real
>>7924612Like the ocean. ;^]
>>7922379>Betty sporting curves to match that height>Charlie still managing to be the cutest one of them all, despite only sliding by as 'not the flattest' thanks to Martina.Why the fuck did I need to see this again, I was trying to sleep
>>7922379>>7924638Betty's bustiness is quite amusing.
>>7923643...Dammit I want to do things to a cactus, now.
>>7924868>not wanting to do things to a French-cajun-speaking Alligator.Where are you standards, anon?
>>7920866Just wanted to tell you directly that this is amazing. Thank you so much for it: its incredible, and I never expected something so cool.You're wonderful, Akella!
>>7921702Anybody remember Fritz the Cat?!!
>>7921939That would work?
>>7921967We all want that, got a spare couple of million?
>>7922246I imagine slightly different, but this is good.
>>7922537The trolls ask, Weaver supplies!What do you do?
>>7922735Are there ANY hetros on this site?
>>7922790Hang on, aren't we talking about amatuer fics based on a holywood movie?Where does logic EVER come into it?
>>7918882>>7919316>>7919326>>7919370>>7919418source?
>>7925896china
