Zootopia GeneralPastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2TZTG Creator List: derpy.me/ztgcclistArchives: ztarchive.com / desuarchive.orgPrevious thread: archive.b-stats.org/trash/thread/7640965Thematic Thursdays Theme: Valentine's DaySubmissions Due: Feb 16More information: derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
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>>7651688>No Edition EditionYou fucked up OP.
>>7651707
>>7651688cant stop wont stop
REAL Previous thread: archive.b-stats.org/trash/thread/7645627
>>7651726an edition in and of itself.But editions are gay and mean nothing so I never include them if I make the OP.
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One more shill for the day.William's working late on the night of his big date, and its gotten to the point where stress is taking its toll. Without a lot of experience in romance, he starts to think about what his role model would do in such a situation. Will Nick be able to inspire desire within the fumbling fox? Is there any way to inflate the ego of the poor fool? Find out in What Would Nick Do?, by PseudoFox!Text here:http://archiveofourown.org/works/9602507Blind read through here:https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/what-would-nick-doGonna be gone pretty much all day, but I hope you all have a fun time together while I'm away. Love you all, be comfy, be sure to wash your hands before cooking!
THE MIGHTY CHIN RETURNS
martinaaaa
>>7651865It's unfair how adorable "she" is.Great work, Alec.
OTTERTON
>>7651865I want to suck her feminine penis.
>>7651673At first I couldn't tell if that was a Reply original or not.
>fuckbuddies
>>7651818For some reason, Images like this are super comfy.Nothing overtly romantic happening, Just leaning against each other.Ahh, Such comf.
>>7652074speaking of, is this a picture of fangmeyer?
>>7648799>i don't want to do this anymore>i want a normal job>i live in a hell of my own making>sword of damocles over my headOh my God Weaver, that sounds so horrible. I hope this year will be better for you, but you can't fix this hellish situation if you can't get a grip and work for what you really want. Such a straining lifestyle that you no longer enjoy will just end up making you sad and depressed down the line. I won't enable you anymore, other anons should follow suit. Drop Pack Street, drop your tumblr. Get a tie and go outside, study and get as many interviews as possible, get a normal job you'll love. Come here once in a while to drop some news to the thread, we will miss you but we will be happier you're actually having a life you enjoy rather than an absurdly shitty unfulfilling life writing on the internet for faceless people over the internet. You created this community so nobody wants to see you suffering silently anymore. You can do it, we believe in you. This will be the last reply I will give you so you don't feel presured to stay on this place that causes you so much anguish, have a happy life, dude.
>>7651892>>7652128stephanie stalkinew
>>7651398There ya go
>>7652251aw yea, you're a jewel!
>>7651865Are pawpads a tubedude thing
>>7652162Heh.He thinks he can leave. He thinks we can leaveHE THINKS WE CAN JUST FUCKING LEAVE!!AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHNO ONE CAN LEAVEPART OF THE THREAD PART OF THE HERD FUCKERSYOU'RE STUCK HERE FOREVER
>>7652269:\
>Nick was cleaning his place and finds his old porn stash>Puts his most fav vhd in the recorder 'Bunnies gone Wild'>The video goes on but after 10 min a new bunnies comes in>The camera man asks why she was doing a porn vid as said bunny was sucking a dick>the bunnie says she does it because she need money to get in the police acedamy>This stops Nick in his track with pleasuring himself and jumps to the screem>Looking closer he sees that said bunny is an 18 year Judy>His penis has never been this hard in his life
>>7652127I went through my folder twice and failed to find it, but there's a great one of them turning to each other to share an open laugh, that kind that only bestest friends or more can share.
>Nicolaswildes has time to animate zistopia stuff but not update the comicThe only thing I know about animation is that you have to draw every individual frame of momvement. So 4 or 5 1 second animations coulda been the update to restore our faith.
>>7652321semi-cuck
I think I might be obsessed with Skunkly.I think I have all the Skunkly pics now, but I want more.
>>7652321>Nick looks even closer.>The dick Judy is sucking belongs to a familiar-looking fox.>Wait a minute, that's him! 26 year old Nick Wilde, or as he was known in the biz, Farrel Fawks.
>>7652269It's easy if you occupy yourself with something else, like job hunting. Cutting ties to the thread also might be a good idea, which is why I feel like people should stop interacting with him unless to urge him to fix his self-destructive behavior. No more "when next BSP?", no more "More Pack Street this week?", Weaver is like a social network junkie who posts pics in instagram daily and feels horrible when he doesn't due to people online expecting him to. That's why people should stop enabling this behavior. Rather than that, ask about life, what is his new job, if it is hard or easy, etcetera. He wants to fix his shitty life and let go of this cycle of suffering so the least we can do is help him.
>>7652388True that
>>7652351Yes I know how you feel. I'm obsessed with this sexy bun
>>7652381>Looking EVEN closer, Nick sees the camera man's reflection in Judy's eyes.>It was Cotton Hopps!
>>7652127>>7652324
>>7652388>>7652399THE DOUBLE DUBS HAVE SPOKEN!BY LAW OF 4CHAN, WE MUST BE SWEET TO WEAVER!
>>7652404>>7652381This is dumb.
>>7652404Meeeeeeeeeead!
>>7652388I don't think he's THAT messed upWell, not anymore than how he usually is
>>7652409
>>7652428I've seen people in real life who describe this situation word for word, claiming they could just drop it and fix themselves. In truth they couldn't because they felt once they let go of it they would just have nothing. So they live horribly cursing every day because they put themselves on that situation and just want a normal healthy life. Sounds the same to me, that's why I'm saying that. It's an addiction, it isn't healthy, it's a self-destruction cycle that he WILL regret down the line when he looks back.>>7652412And hope he actually follows up on fixing his lifestyle. Dude by the streams is really sweet, he doesn't deserve to feel like that.
>>7652321>Judy walks in and sees Nick without his pants with a rock hard boner>Noticing the video of her self taking a big dick from some big prey>She shakes her head as she drops her pants>Walking to Nick and lowers herself on his rock hard dick>'Press play the next part is my favorite'
>>7652489Along with all that, whenever someone feels that they have failed to change their lifestyle that "failure" affects them- it is so easy to claim that you can just drop it and fix yourself, but when you don't do it you feel horrible. "It is so simple, why can't I do this? I am such a loser..." Depression can set in, further hampering your ability to get up and actually do something about your situation. I felt this way when searching for a job, I live in one of the worst employment cities in the country (it was in first place at one point if I am remembering correctly, or at least in the top five), there were other factors hindering me from finding a job, some my own fault, some out of my control. But each failure, whether my own doing or not, hit me and made it harder to get up in the morning. "Just find a job, it is so simple."
>>7652541Wait a little, before jumping to conclusions. You didn't acknowledge his second message where he said he will explain better
>>7652570That's word by word a description of a problem, even if he comes tomorrow and say "I was kidding haHAA" it will just sound like he's rationalizing his situation and avoiding fixing it.
>>7651865This is 100, Alec.Thank you so much!
>>7652601Isn't the dudes patreon "give me money and I'll continue to produce content"? He's spent the last ~10 years drawing and cultivating this community around himself whether that was the goal or not. If he gets any kind of job that's not related to art in some fashion then what was the point? "Boy that sure was a pretty meh situation physically, mentally, emotionally, financially, etc.. but at least I had fun?"Besides it's normal to not be satisfied with your lot in life for any number of reasons. Conventionally successful people can look back and say "Why this banker job doesn't help enough people, I need more fulfillment from my job!"
>>7652541Geez anon, I was job hunting for 6 months and felt just like that. Glad you found one.
>>7651865S8 does the best drawings of best girl
>>7652570Err, I'm sorry? What conclusions am I coming to? I was just putting in my two cents of other difficulties people can run into when trying to change their lifestyle. Even when someone decides to get up and do something about their situation, they won't always succeed at first- you have to keep at it even when you feel like a failure that you couldn't do it on the first try.>>7652639Thank you. Glad you found one too.As I said, some parts of that were out of my control, some others were not. One of them that was kind of both was Spanish, or my lack of. Living in a mainly Hispanic community (and by mainly, I mean I am less than thirty minutes away from the border to Mexico) without knowing Spanish fucked my chances for a long time. Had to put in some time everyday to learn how to speak it; I still can't write it for shit.
>>7652541Yep, same...I'm in RI and the job market here is bull-fucking-shit. I've been unemployed for nearly a year now, because I'm overqualified for retail jobs but don't have enough work experience for jobs related to my field of study.Even "entry level" computer science jobs are requiring 1-2 years work experience and experience with shit I never learned in college.
>>7652723Sorry I thought you were another anon.
>>7652635>What was the point?That's EXACTLY what I meant with him being unable to let go because he would have nothing.The second part is actually more akin to this case, you don't need to be successful to be happy, you also don't need to work your ass off for random people on the internet to be happy. This may sound idiotic but the only thing you need is be happy to be happy. Weaver said he wasn't with his current situation, and cited what he wanted. In that case you should work towards that, if you're a banker and you want to help people because you feel you won't be happy if you don't have a job that helps people, why should you suffer rather than do what you want and love?
http://zootopia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Game_CharactersWe need fanarts of these guys.
>>7652351I wanna tell him I'll buy his mattress but only if he plows me on it all night long
>>7652800>guy in the comments there thinks all bunnies are relatedwow racist
>>7652803I want him to fuck me so hard I'll have to buy a new mattress from him due to the me shaped crater in the old one.
>>7652772This is why I only write short stuff, things that don't take a long time to complete. I never get stressed about "delivering" content because it doesn't take long to make it.Well, that and I'm a lazy fuck with no attention span.
>>7652851Or the other way around.I wouldn't mind owning a mattress with a Skunkly shaped crater in it.
>>7652321>>7652505That reminds me, did that whole "Nick and Judy run into Nick's former porn industry girlfriend" greentext ever finish?
>>7652851>Search this on desuarchive>Skunkly has existed since November or even before thatWait, what?
>>7652892Wait what the fuckI thought it was just some thing someone created a few days ago
>>7651869>>7651878>zootopia but everyone is fat and ugly
>>7652877I'd very much like to see that greentext if anyone has it, that would be new to me and I am intrigued.
>>7652892>>7652912Skunkly's always been with us.At least until shortly after Inky joined the threads and the "Hugh is barely a skunk" meme started.
>>7652912>>7652892Nah, I think he was born back when the hughes meme of Hughes being "barely a skunk", due to Inky posting him having a nightmare with that. Later it got so bad with people posting it every time he shown up eventually weaver posted skunkly a. bear.
>>7652892he came about right before halloween
>>7652321Wheres the stories about Nick never being interested in rabbits until Judy? He's got lots of vixen tapes, that Judy finds, and she feels she can't compete.
>>7652647>S8 does the best drawings of best girlS8 does the best drawings, period.
>>7652926Here you go.>>7652993Generally Nick is seen as more...open minded or at least more empathetic than Judy, so usually people have him as having been interested in interspecies relations before Judy came around, including rabbits. This is disregarding that Nick has shown to have his own prejudice against other species even if it is not as...hostile? as Judy's. (Calling timber wolves "Dumb Dumbs", jokes about sheeps, "dumb bunnies"). On that note, that scenario of yours would be funny to see.>Judy finds Nick's stash of vixen porn>She is jealous of how vixens could probably take Nick's entire length in their long muzzle>She can barely fit little more than the tip before it hits the back of her throat>Vixens are designed to take a male fox's entire shaft>Judy can't fit Nick's knot into her, no matter how hard they try, the size is just too much>Vixens could take the bites and scratches of their mates and return the favor>Judy notices Nick is always careful of her, holding himself back from biting her, from letting his claws touch her
Hey guys it's writeyote! I wrote a sonnet for our first anniversary. I hope you enjoy!There is a place, nestled among the trash,Its name an acronym, furries a'thick, But calling it sad would be a bit brash, It is a comfy place, with the DOX FICK,Tristian fucks Calvin and Clunkbot loves you,Pack street updates, bunanon hates the preds,Carrot pop and bounce houses, no zoot 2,Honick is cannon, bunanon loves red,Beaver's vacation, a stalker raccoon, Comicanon is lewded yet again,Nobby does a stream, fic updates soon,So many more mentions I will abstain, But only because I have no more room,From writeyote, my love for this place blooms!
>>765324810/10 good jerb
>>7653248U baby nice one
>>7653467I can never tell when it's supposed to be Jack or Jill.
I think i got tired of Zootopia.
>>7653479The eyes are the giveaway. That's Jill.
>>7653481same, I keep coming here simply out of habit. My advice would be not trying to cling to it, but let it go and return when you feel like it. No point forcing yourself to enjoy something when you clearly need a break.
I can't believe weaver is dead!
>>7653481
>>7653497Weaver is asleepPost gay Pack Street
>>7653481March 11th man. It'll all be over soon.
>>7653523
>>7653530what will happen then?
>>7653523>gay
>>7653540Samurai Jack
>>7653479At this point I don't think it matters.>>7653488I wouldn't say that, I think it needs context like the comic where Nick called them "Princess" and they blushed once Nick left the room. You could tell there that was Jill and not Jack. The artist likes giving Jack a sort of feminine look, including the eyes.
>>7653577
>>7653590This artist is making WildeSavage become a favorite of mine now.
>>7653481Same desu. I'm really only here because it's the only community I've ever really cared about, and the only one I was there for the creation of. I would leave, but the thought of having to put as much time in another community as I have this one is daunting.>>7653496I would do this, but the last time I did I ended up being gone for 6 months and missing the "golden ages" of these threads and so much content these threads were alien when I got back. I've been back for almost a month and I still feel behind and sorta left out.
>>7653540The engineered virus laying dormant inside us will awaken. Our skin will melt off our bodies while our bones turn to jelly. Our internal organs will be broken down and our flesh reformed into creatures whose other-worldly forms would drive us mad if we looked upon them.
>>7653576Samurai Jack Savage and the SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF FOXNESS, NICKU!
>>7653597>>7653479>>7653488Also to compare, this is the one time it was completely confirmed to be FemJack.
>>7651236latebut heres a rare moped, timestamped nov 11
>>7653607hot
>>76536962015, that is
>>7653669Judy's static expression looks out of place next to Nick and Finnick'sThey look like they were caught in a photo by someone on their phone while Judy looks like she went through 3 hours of makeup for a modelling job/autism
Post motivation music, I have a lot of work to do.Please no Eye of the Tiger.
>>7653716https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6wolx1dKuM
>>7653716This one's pretty much a given.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc
>>7653716https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTi7LrXxbOI
>>7653716kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGkwx83uJUw
>>7653744
>>7653716It's Only Life, The Shinshttps://youtu.be/fweNLKBCh5A
>>7652935Correct.This was drawn on the Halloween TT day.That's when Skunkly first appeared.
>>7653716This one always gets my blood going despite being japanesehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_xTet06SUo
>>7653783Is Judy upset she cant be attractive to Nick?
>>7653821Bunny should smooch bunny
>>7653821ProtoJudy is such a tramp.
Judy x Bunny
>>7653873
>>7653873Judy on the prowl for manbun
>>7653873I remember weaver response to this lol>>7653889multiplematesintensify.jpg
>>7653628>ごめん。。。。。。Nick: I'm sorry......">ごめんよ。。。。。。Nick: "I'm so sorry......">辛いよなNick: "This is heart-breaking, isn't it">苦しいよなNick: "This is tough, isn't it">痛いよなTN: "This hurts, doesn't it" (TN: all of the last three could all be translated as "this hurts")>怖いよなNick: "This is scary, isn't it">>7653635>俺を>嫌いに>なるよなー。。。Nick: "You musthate me now,don't you...>ニック>大丈夫よ>あなたは決してJudy: "Nick""It's okay.I would never.">私を殺したりなんかしないわJudy: "I know you would never kill me or do anything like that.">>7653648>私はあなたを信じているし>あなたも自分を信じて>ね?Judy: "I believe in you,so you just need to believe in yourself,okay?">ああ、>もう、>こんな時までNick: "Ah,geez,right at that point">>7653654>本当に>頑張るんだからー。。。。。。Nick: "I really didtry my best......">ふふっ>キツネも泣き虫なのねJudy: "Fufu,you foxes are so emotional, aren't you."
>>7653854I could honestly see Judy moving like this, she always displayed more animal-like movement several times throughout the movie (the Manches chase scene coming to mind specifically), so seeing her moving on "all fours" while shooting seems natural.
>>7653891
>>7653936where dis from?
>>7653716The context for this one is almost a complete 180 from Jeff Wayne's original version, but I find it works admirably. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHhXT2QftCY
bun butts
>>7653947Looks like one of Dogear's works
>>7653716>No Eye of the TigerI got you covered chief.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qitn6FRc0oc
Any warm up requests?
>>7654000Nothing in particular
>>7654000Zootopify this pic
>>7654000BEST GIRL
>>7653999Thank you Australian Satan.>>7654000Judeon.
>>7653947https://twitter.com/dogear218
>>7654000Judy showing Nick her stretchy bun powers.
>>7654000>dem tripsJill chinning Nick
>>7654000Violet and Nick chatting over Judy head.
>>7654054>Another Dogear doujinJesus Christ dude.
>>7653815>Is Judy upset she cant be attractive to Nick?No, her dress came undone while she was hugging him, so if she lets go of him it'll fall off. Instead she opts to keep hugging him to keep her dress pressed on while he re-ties it.
>>7654000I second this >>7654030
I was checking the Threads Journal, and the 2nd Zoot party was on may.... HOLY shit i've been here since may, and now i remember the zistopia hiatus.That's why i feel like i've been here since forever>>7654000T-Rex warming up
>>7654071carrots for one is a bit old now
>Remmy and Wolter were resting in the apartment lobby. They were both laying back against the corner of the couch, with Wolter using Remmy's body as a pillow.>Anneke's voice called down to them from the stairs, "Hey, fruitloops, wanna grab something ta eat?">There was silence.>Then Wolter rubbed his head against his wool pillow, and turn his head to face up to the sheep. The ram was out.>So, Wolter brought up a paw and raked his claws up Remmy's neck and across his chin->Remmy took a quick breath and let out an alarmed bleat before looking around, and then down at Wolter. Groggily, the sheep asked him, "What's up?">Wolter let out a yawn before asking, "You up for a grub trip with me an Anne?">The female aardwolf mentioned popped her head out from the stair railing, looking down at them.>Remmy blinked hard a few times before wrapping his arms around Wolter and giving him a stiff hug, and then tapped him on the side a few times. Wolter slid off of him and took a few moments to get his balance to stand up.>Remmy hopped off the couch, did a quick stretch, and finally answered them, "Yeah, sure,"
>>7654218das kyoot mang
>>7654218Share the Sheep
So I said last night that things weren't quite as I'd painted them, but I also said I'd say a bit more to put everyone's fears to restthe long and short of it is that blocks and frustrations are natural parts of any creative endeavor (see also: The Beginner's Guide)I apologize for worrying anyone, but frustration and even existential crisis are not new feelings to me (or, I should assume, anyone)as much as art is a source of stress for me, it's also my source of purposewhile I do imagine I could have a simpler life without it, I also can't fathom why I would ultimately choose that over this. i've long sat down imagining a life without it -- and i don't like what i seeso in sum, yes, art is a stress, but it's also a way out of it. it's a lot of work, but it's my source of satisfaction and purpose, and cutting my passion out of my life would feel like a lobotomy: a pursuit of contentment in betrayal of who I am.I also wanted to thank everyone for their kind words -- not just hollow platitudes but sincere empathy and understanding. I honestly didn't know how many people here I inspired or encouraged and as frustrating as art may be it's all worth it if I've helped others find their own artistic voicetl;dr big soppy blogpostdon't worry about me, i'll be okayit gets overwhelming sometimes, but it's part of the package
>>7654019
>>7654218Very good!>>7654253It surprises me that you didn't know just how many people your art inspires
>>7654253i agree with pretty much everything you said. you are huge inspiration to me as well, i'd like to say. you're one of the artists that has inspired me to work harder in many different ways. i might still be here without you, but i am certainly the better for you being here. i hope you stay as long as you want.
>>7654257>we all float down here!
>>7654253We love you Weaver, stay or go, productive or not, we only care that you're happy.
>>7654000Wolter in a dress and Remmy holding hands, with Anneke in the background looking pissed off
>>7654276>generic giant and herculean dragon OC
>>7654257Go away nick, stop corrupting young kids>>7654253A good dose of lewd will fix you
>>7654257>i no from chapter i from table o contents
>>7654253what happened last night though?
>>7654288Anymore lewd gazelle?
>>7654349
you know, all of the skunkly lewds we've seen so far have lacked a cumshot.we should fix that. skunkly deserves to blow his load, dont you think?
>>7654019>filenamekek
>>7654253>>7654300Seconding. You don't have to quit art, but you can slow down on your ''responsibilities'' for us to take care of yourself first, now and then.
>>7654364weaver posted something along the lines of "i'm super stressed and feel like my life's going nowhere etc etc abloo bloo" and we all had to remind him how much we love him.
>>7654253>I honestly didn't know how many people here I inspired or encouraged and as frustrating as art may be it's all worth it if I've helped others find their own artistic voiceI probably wouldn't have ended up in this fandom or even seen the movie if Late Stake hadn't lead me here and now I've written over a hundred thousand words of fanfiction of it. I can't properly put into words how thankful I am that you lead me here - writing has given me a sense of meaning and purpose in a time when both were pretty fucking scarce in my life.And you can't discount the domino effect here, either. I've got 170k hits on my stories between FFN and Ao3. If we assume five minutes spent reading per hit, that's OVER NINETEEN MONTHS of entertainment, none of which would have existed if you hadn't played pied piper - and that's just through one single writefag out of the many you've inspired.
I ALSO PROMISED YOU A STORY ABOUT T-REXSo settle in folks I have a story to tell you about T-Rex and his fabulous name, and the real-life person for whom he was named, and the Disney setting that ties it all together
>>7654381There's only like three skunkly lewds, isn't there?I do agree that we need a moneyshot Skunkly pic.
>>7654426Oh boy, director's commentary!
>>7654426
>>7653742>オーケーオーケ>分かった分かった>取り敢えずいったん離れようかな?にんじん?Nick: "Okay, okay, I get it, I get it, I'll keep my hands off you for now, okay? Carrots?">あら?意気地なしJudy: "Oh? Where's your pride?">>7653758These comic's speech bubbles keep going between panels so I'm gonna forgo introducing each panel>そうか>離れないのか、なら>こうだ!!Nick: "Now then,if you're not gonna let go,thenHERE WE GO!!">きゃあー!!Judy: "Kyaa--!!">ぐる ぐるSFX: GURU GURU (SPIN SPIN)>キャー落ちちゃうわ~>ニック~!>キャーJudy: "Kya--I'm gonna fall~Nick~Kya--">>7653772>数分後After a few minutes>疲れたTired...>なあ、もういいだろ?>満足したような?>にんじ。。。。。。Nick: "Alright, you're good now, right?Are you satisfied now? Carro......">ぎゅうーSFX: GYUU (GRAB)>だめッ!!>はっはなれ。。。。ない。。。でえ。。。。。Judy: "DON'T!!I ca... I can't... let go.....">ど、どうした?にんじん?Nick: "W, what's wrong? Carrots?">あの。。。。。。あのね。。。。。。その。。。。。。Judy: "Um...... I uh...... That is......">紐が。。。。。。>解けたみたい。。。。。。なの。。。。。。Judy: "The string......I think it came undone...... or something......">うおおんんんん!?SFX: uuOONNNNNN!? (Uh, build up of sexual tension? Just leave as-is)
>>7654372I do but I'm embarrassed 'cuz OC.So here's this instead.
>>7654426I am at the edge of my seat Weaver.
>>7653783>え、え~と俺はどうした方がよろしいんでしょうか?Nick: "U, u~h, what can I do to help?">お願い......Judy: "Please.....">羞恥心爆発寸前On the verge of a shameful breakdown>結んで?>ニックう。。。。。。Judy: "Tie it?Nick~">んんんんんーNick: "NNNNNN---">ブルブルSFX: buru buru (hand shaking)>落ちちゃうよー>見えちゃうよー>早くーJudy: "I'm gonna fall--People can see--Quickly--">おっおっおっおっおーとらいえぶりしーんぐ"Oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh Try Everythi-ng">>7653798>羞恥心爆発寸前On the verge of a shameful breakdown>ニック。。。。。。>シて。。。。。。?Judy: "Nick......Are you gonna do it......?">この後>めちゃくちゃパオンパオンしたRight after thisthey toot-tooted extremely
>>7653941That was a great ruse. But it would have been perfect if Nick were bottom.>>7654257He's adapting well to his new life.
Hey guys, MisterEAnon here.Quick check- What would you want to see more, a Wildehopps fic, or a followup to my Wildemeyer fic?
>>7654253Oh yeah, Weaver, dunno if you've heard. You know how everyone meme'd Chumpy and Bore together? 2016 did it's shit again and they got together IRL.
>>7654253I had given up completely on drawing a few years back.But I had always been a fan of you, and I really enjoyed the movie, so when I first saw your Zoot stuff on e621, I searched around until I found the trail of breadcrumbs leading to this hidden board.I lurked for a while, and then, seeing all the CCs and fun they were heaving, I decided to pick up my tablet again.You might not be solely responsible for it, but you played a huge part in inspiring me to start drawing again.Though, to be honest, I'm not sure if I should thank you or curse you for dragging me back into this art hell.
>>7653912
>>7654429also, all the current lewds have been humanoid penis TRASHso we should get that resolved
I'm going to have to download one of those "solve a puzzle to turn your alarm off" apps because this is the fourth fucking day in a row that I've overslept.>>7654482Hey translatoranon, I had the idea to draw a bear fishing and thought of you.
>>7654402ah, okay. >>7654253you're a cool guy, weaver. the most impressive thing for me is how you manage to stay humble despite being so overwhelmingly popular, which speaks volume about your moral character. good stuff, I wish you luck whenever you ungulate do.
>>7654426Back in late 2003, my brothers and I were at the Happiest Place on Earth -- Disneyland!We had bought a Disneyland Autograph Book, the kind they sell to give kids a way to get all their favorite toon characters and costumed performers to sign a funny little signature and to remember their trip. But my brothers and I weren't there for their signatures. Instead, we were punctuating our visit by getting signatures from all the folks who normally wouldn't get asked. We eagerly requested signatures from the ride operators, the churro stand guy, the Jungle Cruise tour guides, even the janitor we passed. I know this might sound pretentious or twee, but we weren't doing it it to be patronizing -- we recognized that they too were an integral part of the Disneyland experience, as much as anyone else was, and we were genuinely excited to get their signatures. As an added bonus, theirs were more unpredictable and off the cuff, and a few wrote things I'm pretty sure Disney wouldn't have okayed.But the high point was Big Thunder Railroad. As we sat down at the very front of the ride, a very chill and very casual ride operator cheerfully helped us and other guests fasten in. His demeanor immediately struck me, as did his nametag:T-Rex.As the ride started up, I told my brothers "we HAVE to get his signature, too"They agreed.So we went back around immediately, standing in line until we reached the front, and got a very pleased but totally unphased Rex to sign our books. As we settled in for our second ride, waiting for the other guests to be secured, we collectively marveled at his signature:>Hope you have a great visit -- T-Rex>PS: the "T" stands for "Train"!We had a laugh togetherimmediately interrupted by the realization that this meant his name was "Train Rex"And he was the ride operator for Big Thunder RailroadWhich had just reopened a week ago after its first fatality in September 2003The ride pulled out of the station.Our laughter had stopped.
>>7654536N O I C EOICE
>>7654294I didn't need you to remind me of this, anon. Still laughed though
I like green eyesNick has green eyesI like Nick
>>7654551
>>7654498I'd be interested in seeing more Wildemeyer; I always like me some WildeHopps but we have tons of it so something not done so often would be nice.
>>7654515>getting mad about the looks of the penis when there's no established look for it>not getting mad that the character it's attached to looked nothing like what he has been established to look like
>>7654551this is a sweet story>train rexkek
>>7654551>[laughter stops]
>>7654551Jesus, how bad do you think he felt that he had that nickname hanging over his head?
>>7654498I always like seeing Nick with bigger ladies
>>7654659Judging from his manner and personality, literally not at all
>>7654551HE WAS A GHOST ALL ALONG!!!
>Nick and Judy spend some alone time and talk about some of their kinks; something they do regularly, and experiment with almost as often.>Right off the bat, Judy says she wants to watch Nick make out his his brother and cousin.>Immediately, Nick's fur stands on end and he just stares at her, aghast.>Then, she starts telling him about all the things she wants to watch them do; cock worship, ball sucking, spitroasting, Nick and his brother knotfucking his cousin while making out, and finally giving her a bukkake.>Up until this night, all the fetishes she'd talk about before had been plain vanilla to him; before tonight, the most hardcore thing she'd brought up, by his standards, was a little light bondage roleplay with a collar and leash.>He honestly didn't know where she kept this deviant side of her all this time. His little, innocent bunny was a succubus.>She had clearly been kidnapped and switched with a horny twin. That smelled exactly like her and shared her mannerisms.>Or maybe she'd always been a freak, but only just now felt comfortable with it.>Was with her sister Jessica's doing? For as long as he'd gotten to know the Hopps family, he knew quite a few of her brothers and sisters were into some freaky shit; Jessica and Katherine, the most.>He'd sometimes have anonymous videos sento to him, with two masked bunny does and a lot of BDSM-oriented sex. He could tell who the two bunnies were; Katherine had a unique black splotch on her tail, and Jessica looked almost exactly like Judy.>Maybe this was Jessica in front of him- he stared at her eyes for a moment.>Nope, Jessica always has that intense stare going on.>His attention returned to the present, and Judy was still talking. "- I think we can get a few cameras set up-" he pressed a paw to her mouth.>"Okay." he simply said.>Her ears shot up and he could see the corners of her mouth curl up in a smile. That made him smile back.>He loved seeing her smile.>What did he agree to, again?
>>7654536you're getting noticeably better knight. practicing a lot?
>>7654551This is great! I've still never been to DL.
>>7654551>Nicknaming yourself after the fact that someone died on the ride you operate.What an interesting fella
>>7653928>>7654449>>7654482ty glorious moonspeak translator anon :v
>>7653986
>>7654765Too. Many. Buns.
>>7654712
>>7654426>>7654551
>>7654745I don't think it was inherently a joke about the death. I think it was just that his name was Rex and he ran the Trains. And even if "Train Wrecks" as intentional he probably meant it more like a joke and less like HA HA REMEMBER THAT GUY WHO DIEDJust poor timing I guess
>>7654781Never enough
>>7654765
>>7654765So many buns, so freaking adorable. Cotton looks terrified for some reason, why is that? I see a bunny and a fox on the tv, why is she scared? Or is that just her trying to hold herself up?I have to say though, above everything else- damn those hips on Violet.
>>7654799That's a sexy Travis there Ger.
>>7654799Knight Travis?
>>7654831ty>>7654834kinda
>>7654253There's a reason that they say there's a thin line between genius and madness.Absolutely love your style, The way you get so much out of so little is definitely jelly-fying.You do what you need to though. Unlike Atlas you don't have to carry the world on your shoulders, Even if it can feel like you're holding up a continent. So remember that you can put it down for a bit before resuming. Variety is the key to a creative mind, Yadah yadah and all that jazz.Have a fulfilling year Weaver And good luck in your endeavors.SincerelyA small part of /ztg/'s collective consciousness.Have a good one.
>>7654817I think she's excited, not scared
>>7654619
>>7654727Thanks! And not nearly as much as I should be. I'm really bad at doing exercises, which is why everything I do is a bit wonky. I'm going to start doing them at work so we'll see how things go.
i just noticed the picture on the background.
>>7654817Rabbit horror movies have feral foxes?I wonder if in Zootopia movie industry they have specific stuff for each species, sheeps wouldn't be that worried of foxes, for instance.
>>7654930This is uncanny valley as fuck. Her lip dude, her lip. She looks like the fucking slit-mouth woman.
>>7654515I'm going to regret this but what does a bear dick looks like.
>>7654908>literally arguing that you can't have an external penis on a character who's fuzzy/furry because a hairless penis on a hairy body makes no senseNever seen primates before, I guess?
>>7654970I actually haven't; enlighten me
fennick and judy
Hey guys.Rememeber Judy and Nick, and Lewdy and Dick?
>>7655014If you say so.
>>7655014Who's Fennick?
>>7654962I think it's a paintover of a 3D model.
>>7654551>>7654659>>7654801Don't forget that rex is Latin for king. He's literally Train-King. T-Rex, The King of Trains.
>>7655053Nick's partner in crime
>>7655105Ok, but who's Fennick? Cause the fox in that other pic sure ain't Finnick.
>>7654964
>>7655127Looks pretty thin and laughable.
>>7655152They are pretty thin and laughable. Human penises are freaks of nature in just how girthy they are.
>>7655105In more than crime
>>7654253Weav, you're the reason a lot of us are still here. It's good to hear you aren't throwing in the towel, but know that whatever you choose to do, we're behind you. And you're right about one thing. We all have our little existential crises every now and again. I sure as hell do anyhow. What defines you is how you handle it.
I LOVE YOU BONEY_M, LET ME HAVE YOUR BABIES!
>>7655179there's a reason for thatanimals, generally speaking, attracted mates throughout history by being good at survivial. This is why have strong bodies and smaller-profile dicks.People, generally speaking, attrated mates throughout history by being good at the sex itself, once they dominated the world and made survivial far less of a factor in comparison.
>>7653750>>7653754>>7653755>>7653762>>7653778>>7653804Thanks, folks.With your motivational music combined, I...Managed to draw half of a valentines picture.I really hate drawing Judy.And rabbits in general.Worst prey. Beavers are the superior buckteeths.
>>7655250Draw Beaver wearing rabbit ears instead of Judy.Boom, all problems solved.
>>7655248So by this logic, would dicks in Zootopia have evolved to be larger than their feral counterparts?
>>7654712I probably shouldn't dig it. But I do.
>>7655301>insert my own OC into a ship with a canon character.Who do you think I am? Grivaire? ;^]
>>7655375I do it too! God help me.
>>7654851There's only enough room for one vaguely Latin bearded man named Fernando in my heart.
>>7655383Gerardson?
>>7655405Nope!
>>7654505That image could probably deserve a change in facial expressions with that news
>>7655388My nigga.
Reminder we've conclusively proven bune > foxe
>>7655434Fuck Yeah!
>>7655311Most likely.Once you no longer have to consider survivial against the wild a top priority, and can sleep with whoever you WANT to sleep with, then most people would want to sleep with people good at sex. fast-forward to today, and most dicks are probably well suited for that.
>>7655441link?
>>7655248Actually the more social animals have bigger dicks.For example, gorillas have harems, and very small genital organs.Staying in primates, humans and bonobos, that have a more 'social' aspect with sex, have developed bigger penises.There was a research on this, but I can't find the papers.And, according to this,>>7655311should be true
>>7655528Yes, that does sound accurate from what little I remember. And humans (And Zootopia animals) are obviously social animals, given that they're banded together into societies.
>>7655528>>7655543Oh, I found ithttps://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8153136
>>7655503http://www.strawpoll.me/10662304I was digging through my bookmarks and found it.>jul 4
>>7655470>>7655528You know, the main thing I take away from this is that for interspecies couples at least, it probably doesn't make a difference. Females would probably (I have no idea if it works for females) evolve along with their male counterparts in order to fit together, but the size ratio between different species would most likely stay the same.
>>7655621It probably does make a difference, but only a very minor one. They can probably take a little more then their ancesters, sure, but if it definitely didn't look like it could fit before, it's not going to fit now.
>>7655584Now it's even
>>7655375Grivaire can get away with it because nobody cares about Gideon except Grivaire himself.
>>7654551It could've only been scarier if you guys got back and he was gone. And nobody knew who he was or that he ever existed.
>>7655655Wrong. I share Grivaire's love for the pie fox.
>>7655655
>>7655470>>7655311>So by this logic, would dicks in Zootopia have evolved to be larger than their feral counterparts?Sex organs are one of the fastest evolving biological functions in existence. We also know they evolve with primal societal change (and rapidly). Lower societal function often correlates to more bizarre and dependent sex organ function, but as mating becomes less about the sex itself and more about the individuals involved, genitals trend quickly towards form over function.As a result it's not unreasonable to assume that Zootopians, like primates, began to rapidly evolve out of their hyper-specialized animal dicks once even primitive societies and hierarchies began to form. In a modern society like Zootopia, it's not unreasonable to assume a more 'standardized' dick shape would emerge and things like knots, twists, flares, etc. would phase out rapidly.
>>7655709thats great and all, but i cant have you taking my knots from me.
I've got typesetting and TT to do, but today is a special day.So, requests!
>>7655709I love discussing dicks with you guys. Its the highlight of my day.
>>7655733more of this cutie wolfe
>>7655441we must now do Police Bun vs Police Fox
>>7655709Never! You'll never take my knots nor my fortune cookies!
>>7655733Also, I forgot, post some music!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcDy8HEg1QY
>>7655733draw what happens when your neighbor gray fox walks in on your mongoose like this
>>7655733Skunkly.
>>7654962Fixed
>>7655849Still a little scary, but whoever drew it is an amazing at rendering and deserves some kudos.
>>7655709>science confirms animal dicks non-canonThis is the best day of my life
>>7655836>>7655733seconding
>>7655733hey a_sig! I request that you have a nice day (or a nice tomorrow, whatever)
1/3Hello, /ztg/. I've been meaning for a while now to talk about the experiments of John B. Calhoun, because they provide an interesting take on previous talks about Bunnyburrow's exponentially increasing population.The good doctor realized that, contrary to old predictions of doomsday scenarios caused by scarcity, industrialization meant that instead we should be worried about excess. With that in mind, he devised his notorious experiments of overpopulation in mouse society. The idea is relatively simple: provide a handful of mice with unlimited food, water and nesting material, with the only limited resource being the habitat's confines, and see what happens. This culminated in Universe 25, which was 9'x9'. At first, the obvious exponential growth happened, with the population doubling every 55 days. When it reached 620 on day 315 however, things started going downhill. From then on it doubled only every 145 days, because aberrant behavior started to manifest.
2/3>>7656017Babies were abandoned or even attacked, homosexual behavior increased, random attacks, non-dominant males became so passive they wouldn't even defend themselves etc. Dominant males could no longer enforce the usual social order, not for lack of trying, but simply because there were just too many mice, and society slowly broke down. Whether this non-enforcement caused the other problems or was independent is up for debate.Regardless, after that point, fertility only decreased, and the last live birth happened on day 600, at which the population peaked at 2200 (even tho the habitat had boxes for 3840). By then, the aberrant behavior was generalized, society had collapsed.Roving gangs made the rounds outside, starting fights for no reason, while some male and female mice forsook everything and lived secluded lives, doing nothing but groom themselves day in and day out, and were dubbed "the beautiful ones".
3/3>>7656025The "normal" females couldn't bring children to term, and "the "beautiful ones" didn't even try to mate, so population only decreased from that point on.A very important part is that even when it reached perfectly reasonable numbers again, society never recovered. It always dwindled down to extinction. They tried transplanting "the beautiful ones" to separate habitats, but these specimens were permanently altered, and normal behavior never returned. Mouse utopia became dystopia and then was extinguished, due to nothing but overcrowding.Needless to say, a lot of people make dire prophecies by extending these conclusions to human society. We already see an increasing number of people becoming urban hermits, not necessarily because of overcrowding, but because of another factor that could be the real culprit in the mice experiments: the lack of social roles left to fill.So then, imagine that happening on Bunnyburrow, eh?
>>7656031Like a rabbit that wants to become a cop.
>>7655753>>>7656031dystopian bunny burrow AU when
Thread is asleepPost your forbidden headcanons>Nick is a closet gay
>>7656085Judy x Mrs. Wilde.
>>7656085http://lgbtdisneyheadcanons.tumblr.com/page/23k i l l m e
>>7656085Al fucks martina. V watches
>>7656031Only Mike "Lightning rod" Pounce can save bunnyburrow from decay and sin
>>7656085>Nick is a closet gayIt wouldn't surprise me but it would disappoint me greatly.
>>7656118Xe is genderfluid!
>>7656048Too bad Universe 25 mice couldn't become cops then.
>>7655938Actually, they wouldn't look human. They would be like more streamlined versions of animal dicks. So canine knots would still be there but be much less in size, more of a pleasuring feature than tying feature. The glans may become more human, featuring that lip it has but it would still be recognizably canine.The same would be true of other animals.
>>7656017Saw this on youtube about 2 weeks ago... very fascinating. Lots of parallels with humans.https://youtu.be/0Z760XNy4VM
>>7656159>Actually, they wouldn't look human. They would be like more streamlined versions of animal dicksHuman dicks are just streamlined animal dicks.>the entire rest of that postFull conjecture mode based on "I love animal dicks"
>>7651803I'll try
>>7656218>conjecture based on "I love animal dicks"dude, look around.
>>7656085Nick never had a dad. Foxes reproduce by budding
Morning Guys, Great to see Thematic Thursday going without a hitch. Hope you guys have a great day! ~ Rusty.
>>7656118even at meme-tier this disgusts me
>>7655753Here you go>>7656082You drew the mongoose not lewdYou're a cutie in my book
>>7656218Human dicks are mutant ape dicks actually. Take a chimps tiny penis, blow it up to giant size, and tadaa, human penis. Seriously, all you have to do is compare pictures of them to see this.
>>7656152I wonder how Iji's doing
>>7656085My headcanon is that we should get a new bread
WOW
>>7656312This is a months old shop, if it was actually announced this shit would go thermonuclear.
>>7656312EXCUSE ME ~Rusty
>>7656285thanks a_sig, you're the best! though i think you might have forgotten that knight drew this pic...
>>7656285No. No, they don't.
>>7656323aw fuckn shit i havent been here in a while so i wouldnt have known ~Rusty
New Thread>>7656353>>7656353>>7656353
>>7656328>>7656346Please dont
>>7656285>You drew the mongoose not lewd>You're a cutie in my bookd'aww.>filenameI write down ideas on my phone, so it works! Thanks for the draw!
>>7656298>Human dicks are mutant ape dicks actuallyAnd what the fuck do you think ape dicks are? Primate genitals ALSO evolved rapidly from pre-societal animal dicks.
>>7655709>it's not unreasonable to assume a more 'standardized' dick shape would emerge and things like knots, twists, flares, etc. would phase out rapidly.On the other hand, Its also probable that some of these traits could be considered desirable in a proper partner, Either through societal values or pleasure brought, Thereby ensuring some traits are passed on more than others.And looking through all the genital variety found in humans, There's likely a great abundance of variety in Zootopian mammals as well.Anything from knots that lasts only a fraction of the time to feline's barbs becoming softer. Heck, For all we know baculums could have been bred out.
>>7656085VRbit x Lewd
>>7656085Gideon is gay, but Travis is straight and he never had a crush on him.
>>7656424>On the other hand, Its also probable that some of these traits could be considered desirable in a proper partner, Either through societal values or pleasure broughtWhich of course ties into the idea of Zootopia's modern society. Even if their society is only a few thousand years old that's more than enough time for collective consciousness to start trending their genitals towards a perceived ideal. And because their society blends species, it's probable things like pornography and thus that same consciousness would be more homogeneously consumed (i.e. lots of popular, mixed pornstars, rather than every single species only looking at porn of their own species x their own species)Soon the perceived ideal would be influenced by what sells, meaning even species that can't breed begin influencing each other.The specifics of what this leads to are up to debate: Maybe it starts to establish what an "ideal" fox dick looks like, an "ideal" buffalo dick, etc., distinguished (vaguely, perhaps) for each species.On the other hand, maybe they all begin to trend towards a more generic shared point -- maybe what they look for in porn and sex becomes more familiar until even distant species develop much more similar genitalia, regardless of inability to breed.Unless of course you want to headcanon interspecies breeding/Bojack Horseman rules in which case the latter is the more likely option.
>>7656471I'm going to lewd the vrbit
>>7656528please do
>>7653799Seriously, we need more Friedkin.
>>7656400And the variety of other animals dicks, even from highly social animals, points to them not being very specifically human in shape.Dolphin penises look nothing like a Spotted hyena's, and yet both are highly social species. And neither looks like Elephant dicks.
>>7656599You're confusing gregariousness with higher societal function. Even in the lowest primates evolution has veered away from sex as a dominant goal in act (in the way that say, hunting is) and more towards a result of that society.
>>7656531Has nobody lewded him yet?
>>7656621Alright, then cut out spotted hyenas and elephants. Dolphins enjoy sex for it's own sake, and their penises don't look like a humans. And the earlier paper is being used, dishonestly, to paint that all animals will take on a human shape, despite the papers very limited look at specifically prosimians and anthropoids and penile spines.The papers only conclusion we can use is that penises will go through high sexual selection for pleasure. And that is all. So human dicks are out of the question, and are a specific desire by someone with a strong agenda despite the evidence for zootopias animals all being evolved from many different animals that wouldn't have human shaped penises.
>>7656687No, just wholesome pictures with 100% non lewd explanations.
>>7656085Nick fucking Duke as a means of squeezing out information at first but eventually becomes an item
>>7656025>homosexual behavior increased, random attacks, non-dominant males became so passive they wouldn't even defend themselves etc.Is this Europe?
>>7654551Not sure whether to smile that you probably brightened the day of the non-performing employees, or laugh at the fact that you hopped onto a ride with a dark history helmed by a man named Train Rex.
