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Zootopia General: Merry Christmas! Edition

Pastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
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Previous thread: archive.b-stats.org/trash/thread/6876102
Current TT Theme: Christmas (Late submissions are still accepted)
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Hey anons! I'm very high right now. Taking wacky requests for wacky texts.
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>>6884386
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>>6884354
Why this ship is so good?
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>>6884393
Jack dresses up as Robbie Rotten and tries to kidnap SportaNick so he can date Judy
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>>6884406
because it manages to be shittier than desmolly.
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>>6884393
Jack trying to bed Sky(e) but somehow ends up getting with Nick.
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>>6884393
Nick's alter ego is Skye and Judy's alter ego is Nick and they have back to back dates with each other as Nick/Judy and Skye/Jack
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Lemme reroll then
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>>6884406
Because they're both cutie patooties.
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>>6884414
>>6884418
Combo breaker! Lets mix these up!
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>>6884428
>Judy's alter ego is Nick
Jack, whoops
>>6884433
nice triple dubs
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>>6884393
Drunk Sky(e) venting on christmas to Nick and then going back to Patootie mode when Judy/Jack shows up
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>>6884415
I actually don't care about ships and just wanted an excuse to use this
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>>6884393

Judy Hopps and the Pot Brownie.
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right where she belongs
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>I wanna fuck this sheep
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>>6884476
>she has soda
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>>6883128
[reposting for Otterly because I accidently posted in a dead thread]
>http://pastebin.com/V6w7BvMX
It's different from your usual work, I agree, but it's by no means inferior!
In my opinion, we don't really get enough buildup for the emotional reveal, and as such it appears to strike like thunder - which would work, if both characters were caught off guard as a result and tried to navigate an unexpected intimacy, but they too cleanly are able to resolve the situation and return to a normal repartee. It should be a little more jarring, methinks.
Otherwise, beautiful! Thank you so much for the piece - you're my favorite writer, and it's great to see two pieces from you so close together.
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>>6884393
Nick escaping from police investigating a counterfeit money scam using the power of "IMAGINATION".
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>>6884486

That's Snarlbucks
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Still at work, but merry actual Christmas everyone!
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>>6884476
>thot chamber
I laughed harder than i should
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>>6884439
>Its a bewtiful day ovr Lazootwon, shit Lazootown
>The clouds r high in the skye
>the breez is cool and the trese sway back and fourth
>Its very pictureske
>But just 8 feet below the surface, there is a place, that contains a man who is anything butt
>His naem is Jackie Junk, and hes a punk
>He's got soem problems tho
>He loves to be in a state of laziness, alomst as much as he loves being in Skye
>But he could not be, for she was waaay out of his altitude, I mean aptitude.
>Tude
>Jackie Junk had some tude dude
>He hates everyone else in town, expecially that SportaNick
>Always getting in the way of laziness
>Well not today
>At least he hoped, he really had no idea
>Anyways, Jackie has been devizing a plan to laucnh himself at the Skye.
>He would have to aim high.
>"Buh bye" he said as he pulled the switch and shot himself out of a cannon towards the Skye
>He was getting higher and higher, closer and closer to sweet smexual release.
>He whipped out his dong and prepared for impact.
>But just then, a huge bleu blimp got in the way and Jackie crashed into it and fell back to earth
>"SPORTANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!"

CONT.
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Merry Christmas!
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>>6884496
I absolutely agree, and honestly should have spent more time on it, but I don't know

Just wanted to get something out on christmas, I guess

Thank you so much for the read and the critique, dude

>you're my favorite writer
I love you anon
Have a wolf
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reroll ur animeme

i reroll Calle
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>>6884354
Wait, has 4chan always had a Christmas variant of the party hats?
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animalia general when???
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>>6884393
>first four requests are for two non-canon characters based on concept art
Please stop this.
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>>6884701
Yup
moot was a real festive guy
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If it's okay, I want to re-shill this one more time (hell, I might do that again, sorry about that, but I just really love what I did here so much).

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8943220

"Christmastime for all of the mammals both in and around Zootopia means the opportunity for a lot of close bonding. A certain fox and a certain rabbit spending time together in the snowy woods are no exception. This was written as a part of the 'Thematic Thursday' recurring event."

Thanks for all of your support, you guys!
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>>6884725
>Expecting Nate to write a non-shitpost
Wew
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>>6884440
I got a chinchilla.
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>>6885122
The better to dominate.
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>>6884725
HER NAME IS CYNTHIA AURORA WALKER
SHE'S MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER
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>>6885122
No you are a Meercat still.
Rerolling is not allowed.
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>>6885157
Sure.

>>6885161
No don't worry, I'll still go by Alec Meers. Just thought another OC would be nice.
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>>6885160
IT'S TUMBLR'S FAULT FOR CREATING SKY/SKYE AFTER I CREATED MY OC, CYNTHIA AURORA WALKER
TUMBLR CREATED SKY(E) AND CALLED ME UNORIGINAL THEY'RE A DANG DIRTY HIVEMIND SKAI ISN'T CANON
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>>6884725
Fine

>>6884393
Judy wakes up in an hospital, Nick is sitting stroking her ear halfasleep. She tries to stretch her hand to him only to realize she has no left arm, on shock, she screams. After Nick and the nurses/doctor calm her down, they explain she lost both her arms and legs due to a savage tiger attack after Fangmeyer gets Nighthowlered. She pretends to be strong because she's always like this but is destroyed inside, even with her getting money from getting disabled when leaving the force, she slowly breaks down as Nick himself can't keep himself together as well. On his last attempts, he moves with her back to Bunnyburrow, where everyone blames Nick for everything and Judy can't even look at him anymore because his fake smile only hurts her more showing she being alive is causing him to sacrifice so much for her while she doesn't even want to live. After much battle, Nick eventually yields to Judy desire for euthanizing herself since this life is one she doesn't want to live anymore, he assists her only to follow her on her footsteps as well. He's indicted for killing her and his mother falls into despair while being scorned by the whole Zootopia/Bunnyburrow until she dies alone on the streets after getting beaten by a Pred-hate group.

Cotton's there too.
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Cookies and carrot milk for Santa Clause...
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>>6885222
Santa isn't real you dumbass!
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>>6885221
I've been out of the threads for a few days, but I love this new Cotton gag that's been making the rounds
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What species is Santa?
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>>6885250
ewe
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>>6885222
...and the bait is set.

I'mma get him this year.

>>6885244
He totally is!

I'll prove it to ya when I snag 'im.
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>>6884647
>Jackie Juck the Cuck had actually poked a hole with his peener in the exterior of the blump
>It also came crashing down to erth
>landed right over Jackie's secret lare
>Huge explosion
>Right as Jackie fell into a cloud of ash n fier, he saw a blue and red thing *zing* away to safety
>Fucker >:l
>When he came (haha) too he was covered in soot and shit
>What a mess
>His home was gone.
>His dolls, his cock books, his dildo collection, his porn stash
>all gone
>"nOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>He wud have to seek his revenege.
>But How?
>SpoortaNuck's home had been destroyed too
>What cud he taek from NortaSpick?
>He pondered this for some time, tiem enough for Juck to conceve the conception of his certain revengification
>He would quadruple rape ShotaNick
>But How?
>He would need three more of himself
>How could he do that?
>Bingazi
>He could get a sex change and give birth to a son and get him sex changed to give birth to a daughter that Jackie would impregNATE with triplets and they would be 3 little versions of himself.
>He set off 2do just that
>When he was done, about 9 days later, he held his three great grandturplets in his arms
>they were so smol
>Fuck, that was a problem
>Babies can't rape anything
>He would have to teach them to be men
>"Alright! I can seee that I will have to teach you how to be...men!"

cont.
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>>6885222
>Clause
>My new zootopia oc, Sant(a)
Tim Allen was a mistake

>>6885250
Cheetah
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>>6885265
comic how on earth are you going to get down from there?

did you think this one through
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>>6885271
Shit.

>>6885250
Obviously a bun.
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>>6885284
impaled through zombieblear cock
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>>6885284
...

...well obviously Santa will let me down...

...when he gets here...

...shit...
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>>6885221
It seems liek youv written the hole story right there anon
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>rerolled zoosona because fucking memefag
>got bat

Well I'm not changing it but I guess if I ever make a new character a bat would be it.
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>>6885221
wow sounds like a fun story
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>>6885350
chrismas spirit
she gets her limbs replaced by peppermint canes,
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>>6885331
cucc
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How many of us seriously would a fagbun?
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>>6885222
How does one milk a carrot anyway?
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Merry Christmas

Who has mistletoe
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>>6885406
Yeah.
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>>6885406
Buns and foxes were legitimately the only things I would masturbate to for a few months, and for a while, my homosexual tendencies were limited to Fox McCloud, Nick Wilde, and rabbit boys. Buttslut!Jack was a heavensend for me
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>>6885406
sounds gay
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>>6885441
This is a cute artstyle.
Do I recognise you from somewhere?
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>>6885222
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>>6885466
Not him, but does the name Middry ring a bell?
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>>6885441
God, I want to empty so much cum inside of this guy that he can't even walk.
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>>6884406
Because larger female is patrician-tier.
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>>6885446
>>6885452
>>6885454
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>>6885441
Merry Christmas, Middry!

>>6885440
You can do anything if you're determined enough.

Except get down from this stocking I'm in, I guess.

>>6885481
Just proves Santa's a bun.
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>>6885486
>giant deer cum balloon
I know inflation isn't that popular here,
but I fully support this.
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>>6885512
He's a prey boy that's all demure and slender in a way that just is begging to be treated mercilessly by strong predators.
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>>6885493
>Jack at Pred Cock Anonymous Meeting
>1 month chip
>thumbs it as he stands across the street from a Pred bar
>tosses it to the gutter as he strides across for his reward
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>>6885540
I like the fanon that his insides are already all stretchy and surprisingly soft.
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>Weaver still hasn't rerolled

LOSER
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>>6885485
No, it doesn't
But I do remember this image.
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>>6885571
Rerolling is for weak-willed plebs.
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>>6885493
What was the story where he got hooked on that whole Pastor meme and Nick "saved" him from it?
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>rerolling because it's popular

Some people have characters that they use in stories and can't just change willy-nilly because their species and their identities and circumstances are inextricably tied together.
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>>6885267
>UnfortNATEly, Jucky could not be a man until a lovely female made him one
>He needed to get layed so that he could spread his manhood all over his youngin's
>But How?
>who eles even lived in this town
>Most of them are puppets
>Not ideal for smexual
>Weight
>Wasn't there that one girl with the pink hare and the little dress?
>What was her name?
>Judy
>Nice
>But isn't she like, 9 years old?
>Niiiiiiiice
>that'll do pig that'll do
>he was determined to pork her pigflaps
>She lived with the mayer
>He headed in that direction
>He had to take his kids with him of course
>she was out front playing with those weird puppets
>Weirdos
>"Hey Kids!" he held up a rolll of sandpaper
>Cum get a loud of this! he said as he threw it far away
>The wooden puppets ran after it
>All alone with this sweet pink chunk of chicken that he was determined to impork
>"What's shaken Francis Bacon?"
>"AAUUUGH" she scream
>"What is wrong?"
>"The other children said you weren't real! They said you were just a nightmaer!"
"Oh yeah, is this a nightmare?"
>He pulled her in for a kiss
>A really wet slobbery one with lots of tongue smaction
>Juck suddenly felt a grat pain in his gut as a fist of some unknown assailant made its mark and shoved him hard
>He flew backwad
>It was SproutaNeck
>"REEEEEEEE FUCK YOU SHIRTANIIIIIIIICK!!!!" said Jackie as he hurled his babies one by one at SportaNick, who deflected them all.
>"U can't go around kissing little girls like that!"
>Jackie Junk made many unintelligable noises, gathered his battered babies and walked away.
>HIs revengivalation was to be had, another day.

cunt
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>>6885406
For real they'd probably have diseases. ew no
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>>6885611
>beaver and the timber between his legs that could subdue an elk
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>>6885602
Oh, it's: http://archiveofourown.org/works/7219528
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>>6885638
niceeeee
thanks boi
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>>6885638
this is missing chapter 5
http://pastebin.com/zmPnvLpD
for anyone interested
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>>6885656
You're very welcome.
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>>6885638
>>6885656
oh shit was that really the las-
>>6885657
AYY
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Otterly here,

I have a Christmas thing for you

Unrefined but relevant

This is

Sentimental Fox Shopping, starring Finnick and Nick

http://pastebin.com/V6w7BvMX (embed)


Love you guys, Happy Holidays
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>>6885666
Satanic otter
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>>6885687
and grizzly is working on chapter 6.
good times
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dubs+ kill myself
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>>6885666
>>6885701
Good job, Otterly!
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>>6885713
reroll
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>>6885713
>Putting your life on a one in ten chance
buddy, that's my gag
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>>6885726
We're here to talk.
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>>6885719
I wish I could Christmas snuggle with the VRbit.
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>>6885701
>(embed)
nigga
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>>6885743
I wish I could christmas
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>>6885752
>You'll never be Nick on Aslanmas day
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This was done as a Christmastime work for the "Theirs & Hours", and I love it.

Story is at: http://archiveofourown.org/works/7290262
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>>6885766
What if the Lamb of God was an actual sheep, though?
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>>6885743
The VRbit is not for lewding.

But snuggling is okay so long as its purely platonic.
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merry
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>>6885766
I would hope that they'd get to a point where she gets knotted at least once daily, and it's so frequent that they get surprised at how other pred/prey couples aren't up to par by comparison.
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>>6885727
i rolled twice tho
so that's actually a 19% chance
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>>6885790
Merry to you too, green man
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>>6885773
>Lamb of God
>Sheppard of Man
>Son of Man
I honestly don't even know what he would be

>Zootopia Jesus is a mouse
>He gets stepped on
>That's it, that's the sacrifice
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>>6885790
Merry Christmas, ghost of 4chan's past
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>>6885790
You too
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>>6885790
mary u2, gud
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>>6885790
>no eyes
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>>6885790
Merry! <3
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>>6885790
crumbus
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>>6885793
>Pure, loving degenerates that don't even know they're that degenerate
I never imagined how incomprehensible the amount of erections I'd have when I first saw the very original trailer.
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>>6885790
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>>6885793
>>6885842
This needs to be in a greentext.
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>>6885849
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>>6885617
>Jaky ran far away and took up residence in a cardboard box.
>There, he would plot the next installment in his scheme to get his revengenderment
>He needed to become a man so that he could teach his sons to be men so that they could all rape SpotaNick
>Hmmmm
>Wasn't SportaNick having a thing with that little girl?
>Surely they've reached a stage of smexual maturity
>Sportanick probably has residual vajudy juice all over his weasel
>Hmmmm
>If Jackie could just have sex with SportaNick, he would pretty much be having sex with Judy
>Nice
>But How?
>Now not? Jackie was, after all, a woman, and a caretaker of 3.
>He could get all prettied up and seduce him.
>Cue beauty montage
>Jackie Junk is now a fine chunk of chicken
>She heads back towards town.
>SportaNick is nowhere to be of seen
>Hmmmm
>He is hero rigtht? So if she put herself in danger, he would cum to rescue her.
>But How?
>She dropped a naner peel on the ground and slipped on it
>"AAHHHH HELP IVE FALLEN AND I CANT GIT UP!!!"
>after a few moments a blue and red thing zipped right up to him.
>It was SportaNick
>Jackie grabbed his pants and pulled them down, exposing SNick and causing him to topple on top of her
>Ooh nice
>Ideal for some smexual
>I'd rather not describe it but Jackie somehow coalesed Nick into smex.
>Nick actually enjoyed it to some degree, especially towards the end.
>He felt dirty
>"No one can know of this" he said
>"HAHA! GUESS WHAT? YOU JUST HAD SEX WITH ME, JACKIE JUNK, WHICH MAKES YOU A FAGGOT!!!!"
>"nOOOOOOOOOOOO"

compt
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>>6885441
This is a really cute deer! I really like how you can give him a range of expression with his pose as much as his face.
Have a very merry christmas, middry, and please keep up the asahi work!
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>>6885404
Not memefag enough for that.

But fine here bats.

>>6885611
>>6885582
Sounds like a good excuse to design characters. Not really for much else though.
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>>6885923
well hello
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Okay, so at midnight on New Year's Eve, we're all rerolling. Got it.
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>>6885923
Can I see more with the gopher guy?
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>>6885933
I didn't know if I wanted to make it a girl or a boy
So I designed one of each.

>>6885938
Who?
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>>6885849
top kek
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>>6885950
Wait, Inky is that you?
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>>6885933
i don't get it. is it because twins?
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>>6885964
Yeah.
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>>6885978
Oh, since you drew him before, was asking for more of my Gophersona. I jotted down a little bio think that I can re-link if you want.
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Gyahhh!
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>>6885992
I'm not taking requests right now, though.
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Okay so I just finished watching the movie. What am I in for?
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>>6885933

I want to fuck Anneke or Wolt

Doesn't matter which, I'm okay with either
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>>6886008
cuck memes
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>>6886008
Memes
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>>6885790
Is that a Fug?
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>>6886011
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>>6886003
Awww, okay.
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>>6886008
A lot of comfy fun. Now, what is your preferred flavor of fanfiction/fanart?
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>>6886008
There's a lot of great fan stories that you can read.
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>>6886011
Penis in ass: a hole is a hole.
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>>6886043
See the movie, coming sooner than you'd think!
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>>6886043
>>6886053
>Exactly ten posts apart
>Exactly a minute apart
Anon I think we just had a special connection
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>>6885863
>This was a grate day for Jackie.
>She was now a man.
>He could finally teach his sons how to be men
>And they could finally quadruple rape SportaNick, like the good lord intended.
>He ran back 2 the box he had left his sons in
>Time to become men
>after a 2 week training course, the young ladlings had all grown into big stong men
>at last, revengenitalashification was nigh at hand at heart in the mind of the soul
>They all ran out in squad formation.
>There was SprotaNck, looking glum
>Judy had dumped him when she heard about the naner incident
>The quad squad ripped off their pants, exposing their Junk
>Jackie had forgotten that he was technically still a woman
>They were one peni short of a quadriligenitalationification
>Whatever
>Jackies sons descended on SportaNick and made short work of his three holes
>wait what
>The third hole, is the hole left in his heart by Judy
>They worked and worked pounding harder and harder ceaselessly.
>Finally Jack said "Enough" and they stopped
>"I'd like to finalize what never came to fruitation weeks ago"
>What is that pray tell?
>Get launched into the Skye
>Jackie spread his legs and his sons shoved ShortaNook up his snootchie doo
>Jackie pointed his hips at the Skye and keegl squezzed his vajeezus, shooting SportaNack helplessly at the Skye
>He scream
>But as he collide with Skye, he find peace, for there is peace in love, which is what Nick and Skye felt for one another.
>"FUCK" said the Cuck
>He had to stop this
>He had his sons stand in a triangle so that their tips all touched
>He jumped right in the center of the tri-tipoline and flew towards the Skye, to rip Nick away from his waifu
>This seemed like it was going to work, but as Jack grabbed Nick, he was only able to rip off his clothes.
>Kinda makes the problem worse right ?
>He plummeted back to earth, tangled up in SportaNicks clothes
>As he collided with the ground, he crushed something beneath him
>Or someone
>it was Judy
>Whoopsie Doodle

END
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>>6886062
I suppose so.
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>>6886043
>>6886053
>>6886062
Dead serious: A movie called "Ass" actually exists, and it was made by Andy Warhol.
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>>6886062
>one post off
>2 seconds off
fuggggggggggggg
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>>6885978
If borg Percy had assimilated weaver we would be screwed in every way off the word.
Weaver would have taken over the hivemind and lewded the universe on a new scale not seen ever before
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In reflective terms, anons, do you ever think that you'll be in mutual love with another guy or girl that will be anything like Judy and with Nick?

It would be hard to even come close, but just half of that devotion would be not just possible but incredibly satisfying, right?

You think that you might luck it at some point?
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>>6886103
bless, anon
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>>6886117
This may not be a bad thing, anon.
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merry birthday
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>>6886126
CA N ON
CAN O N
---------- T
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>>6886134
>Nick's nekkid below the belt and holding that bunch of mistletoe over his dick
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>>6886126
I have that and I wish the rest of you the best
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>>6886076
>FOXxFOX
>ded Judy
>cuckero
fug u writefag i will never forgive
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>>6886103
Happy Shadyoil to you too, rose
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I might be stuck in this stocking, but that doesn't mean I can't go to sleep! Tomorrow will be a very special day for us all!

>>6886141
Its adorable! Thank you so much, Rose! I'd be under all your trees if I could!

Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads. Santa'll have to think hard about what to get me, because I got all of you.
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>>6885968
The twins would want to fuck the bats.
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>>6886192
>I'd be under all your trees if I could!
L-lewd?
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>>6886126
theirs a girl i love but she told me she does it love me anymore so i thought i had what Nick and Judy have
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>>6886008
Gideon Grey stuff
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>>6886198
Ooooooooooh.

I'm slow as shit.

But on top of that, they're so tiny. Probably!
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http://oxnards.tumblr.com/post/154918678679/put-it-in-the-books-i-spent-christmas-eve-2016
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>>6885998
I like the idea of Judy as the haplessly wacky character and Nick as the put-upon straight man.
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>>6886076
That's all Ive got for now anons! I'll make the next installment in "RoboNick Saves Christmas" tomorrow. Night
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REMINDER THAT 4BALL BUSTS ALL OUR NUTS THIS DAY
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>>6886208
Shit man, I'm really sorry.

>>6886126
One day, anon. One day. Maybe I'll try some of that sigil and chaos shit to improve my chances.
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>>6886103
butt is xmas
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>>6886282
>try some of that chaos and sigil shit

Do not trifle with kek. You may live to regret it.
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>>6886282
what sucks is i still love her too idk how to feel about it
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>>6886322
>kidboner
>foot fetish
>gideon
an unholy trinity of shit
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>>6885701
Honestly very heartwarming, even though I didn't really feel the homosexual shipping part to it
Nice job buddy
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>>6886380
Nick and Judy are living together, what makes you think there's romance between Nick and Finnick
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>>6886306
Yes, that is what I said.
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>>6886383
oh fuck, I see what happened now
I saw the first post, which was deleted, and it read "Sentimental Fox Shipping"
I'm pretty retarded, sorry about that
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>>6884386
Well no wonder Judy looks nothing like the rest of her family.
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>>6886244
Aside from Nick's weird silly moment touching Bellwether's wool and the hand signs at the hospital, that is kind of how I saw their relationship anyway. Judy was always doing some wacky thing and Nick was pulled along for the ride. He generally tried to be the reasonable one (Don't piss off the mob boss, don't let go of the vines, probably didn't want to go down the toilet, take just the fucking case and not the whole train). Judy has her sly, calm moments too but she has no problem bending the rules to her liking (which is amusing since the fandom loves making her the no-nonsense half of the partnership.)
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>>6886403
Is that a reference?
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>>6886443
She looks like her mom.
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>>6886447
The blocks I posted are the reference. It's just an anagram.
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>>6884406

I was gonna write a story about this ship, but...
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>>6884406
>>6886468

...I dunno, the idea I had seems kind of stupid and complicated and not worth doing.
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>>6885222

>Little did he know, sweets were the perfect bait for Santa Canidae
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>>6886478
Why wouldn't it be worth doing? I'd read that story.
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hello
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>>6886518
hi there, anon

what's up?
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>>6886518
What is it?
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>>6886518

Is it me you're looking for?
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>>6886518

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQHsXMglC9A
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>>6886501

It'd be a semi-crossover with https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_Out_of_Time_(Haddix_novel) , set during a time when Jack was just a grunt for The Agency rather then the top-tier superspy he's usually portrayed as, and Sky(e) was born and raised in an isolated sect of mammals living far from society, their tribe replicating the life of sentient mammals before civilization.

...She's basically a cave-girl, more or less.
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>>6886552
It could be you
It could be ME
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Merry Christmas /zoo/. Just got home from work. 4am EST.

anon still up?
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>>6886627
ye
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>>6886627
3am here. Just lurking around a bit before I go to sleep.
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>>6886663

I dunno if this is a real rabbit, guys.

Somehow, it just doesn't seem like enough of a slut for pred cock...
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>>6886663
There's something suspicious about that rabbit.

I just can't put my finger on it.
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>>6886663
You fraud! Rabbits don't wear sunglasses!
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>>6886627
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>>6886663
Noice. What's good Weav's?

>>6886670
Same here. Looking for some jollys before bed.
Though, xmas party + not a small amount of booze might have ='d me being now overly festive.
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must be japan
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>>6886687

forants.png
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>>6886678
>I just can't put my finger on it.
you can if you want baby
that's what us rabbits do you know
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>>6886718
Blame weaver
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>>6886705
You can really stop.
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>>6886627
10 in the morning here.
Merry Christmas /ztg/
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>>6886714
>>>/g/>>/wt/
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>>6886691
>Crying MisterE in the distance
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>>6886627
Yeah, it's 10:30 over here.
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>>6886719
Will you give us some PACKed gift for x-mass? Yo STREET daddy-o Weav?
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>>6886730
yah, imma gonna sleep
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>>6886738
>10bong
How's Christmas Holiday morn you Britbong?
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>>6886719
You seem to have mistaken her for a desperate rabbit.

She is not.

A least not desperate enough for that.
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>>6886705
Please... that grammar is horrible... it isn't even...
Just no.
Good picture though.
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>>6886751
see;
>>6886757
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>>6886732
Broadway musical when?
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>>6886746
That sound will remain a mystery to me
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>>6886766
But i'm not British....
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>>6886762
japanese peeps
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>>6886760
fuck you
all rabbits are desperate sluts it's a fact
get that bunny ass over here and get to pumpin

after all
that's what rabbits do, right?
they BOUNCE.
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>>6886774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMUzm5O5_ik

>>6886757
>10AM
>British
It's only 9:30 for them. try again.
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>>6886773

when they get proper guys to play tigers.
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God dammit i'm late, anyway Happy Nickmas /ztg/!
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>>6885656
I'm confused. Where is this image from?

(PS Merry Christmas!)
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>>6886784
No, silly, Tiggers bounce
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>>6886760
Yeah?
Then why does she cry herself to sleep after every date that doesn't work out?
Why does she have erotic dreams about her friend? Even tho he is barely providing as his own species?
Why is she so annoyed about other people's relatioships?

Face it the moment this Ante- ehm... Rabbit would pull out his cock she jump at it like on carrot, fat potent juicy carrot.

>>6886784
You tell her, you majestic bunny boy!
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>disney once again teaches how to draw animals.


shame about missing tail.
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>>6886784
No, fuck YOU.
Have you ever even SEEN a rabbit before? You can't just group all rabbits into some sort of niche for your weird fap material.

Or are you just projecting that hard, Mister 'RABBIT'?!

>>6886821
Oh man that's harsh.
Why you gotta be like that?
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>>6886820

Oh my god, rose drew lewd?!
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>>6886780
>>6886786
>try again
thats a very large area.
where ya from anons?
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>>6886820
KEK
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>>6886800
Ah, so when The Rock decides to go into musicals then...
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>>6886784
whoa dude
racist
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>>6886801
That's adorable, anon
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>>6886834
>Sweden.
You?
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wtf these ties.
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>>6886757
Sorry, anon, not Brit
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>>6886829
>Oh man that's harsh.
>Why you gotta be like that?

Truth is harsh my Cute sweetheart.
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>>6886839

Gee, thread...
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>>6886857
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>>6886832
Yeah fine, whatever
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>>6886844
americafag. almost 5am, east coast.

>>6886853
nice, was actually drinking some good italian wines earlier
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>>6886869
i can work with this
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>>6886869
This is my new favorite thing.
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>>6886880
>implying youre weaver
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a friend of mine didn't have a zoosona
merry christmas friendo
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>Was invited over to my three year furry gf's house
>Ate a million sweet tamales
>She loved my gifts that she opened a few hours ago cause Mexican Christmas
>We both love each other and send each other Nick & Judy art to self insert into

Heaven exists and its called true love guys. She's not the prettiest girl I've seen but you don't choose who you fall in love with. I have gotten the pics of Nick & Judy for months and months from these threads to ease her into furry stuff and now she gets off to it herself. Love you all, Happy Holidays /ztg/

[riverside county reporting in]
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>>6886380
>>6886406
Aw, it's all good friend

That post might have been a little influenced by the booze

Thanks for the read
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>>6886872
How was your Christmas?

>>6886892
Perhaps your friend isn't a degenerate like the rest of us?

>>6886894
What's Mexican Christmas like?
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>>6886907
[lawnmower intensities]
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>>6886907
>Perhaps your friend isn't a degenerate like the rest of us?

Give him time.
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>>6886907
>How was your Christmas?
Haven't had it yet. Going to my parents house in a few hours (almost 5am Christmas day here), gonna see my siblings and my cousins after that.

Probably be nice, but then back to normal bullshit.

What about yours?
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>>6886892
Now this is fancy.
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>>6886916
The corruption will spread, no matter how slowly.

>>6886924
Right, time-zones...
I still don't really have am/pm down.

Mine was good, spent the 23rd with my fathers side of the family and spent yesterday (24th) with my moms side and ate way, way WAY too much (worth it).
But I'm already back to /ztg/ and watching starcraft tournaments.

Did you know that there are star craft brood war tournaments played entierly by AI's?
sscaitournament.com/
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>>6886951
AI is probably more interesting than humans.
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>>6886939
>inb4 podracing
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>>6886957
They are only good enough to beat average players for now, but it is interesting.

I do watch some SC2 tournaments as well.
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>>6886892
I always thought Poke had more of a "friendly face".
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>>6886982
I always thought his face was a pokeball, but what do I know?
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Fru is delivering the only piece left of nick
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Repost of all I did so far, now that I decided to sign it.
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>>6887051
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>>6887057

Ozzy as Emperor Nero
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>>6887062

Wolter and Anneke as Caligula and his favorite sister Drusilla on roman sestertius of the time.
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>>6887059
>that top
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>>6887051
>>6887057
>>6887062
>>6887069
These make me so happy.
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>>6887050
It's the Boss's ring

Judy is the head of the Tundratown mafia now
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>>6887051
>>6887057
Haven't seen these before

Really solid

I love your Ozzy and twins pieces as well
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>>6887050
>>6887143

both bought the other one a dildo..
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>>6887154

"jackhammer" model for judy.
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>>6887051
>>6887057
>>6887062
>>6887069
Nice.
Are you new to these threads or a lurker that decided to become CC recently, Pelag?
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>>6887212

>lurker that decided to become CC recently

Yeah, that would be the case.
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>>6887223
>om
faggot
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>>6887223
Good, I always love some historical stuff.
And I always like your shading technique
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she licks his butt good
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>>6887336
She wants that D's D.
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>>6887336
I guess she's...

BiS
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>>6887336
dick the chick
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>>6887445
Blow the Doe
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>>6887491
Blow the Doe do it hoe
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>>6887491
>>6887506
Does Simon even like receiving blowjobs?
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>>6887510
Who doesn't?
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>>6887491
lick the psuedo dick
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guys how do I become cute
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>>6887676
You are either gifted with it or not.
I am decidedly not.
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>>6887695
damn
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>>6887336
Licking ass is a sign of true love. There are fewer gestures that mean as much as a rimjob.
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>>6887676
>guys how do I become cute

hormones
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page ten new thread?
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>>6887933
So that means jerking off tons of guys



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