Zootopia Thread: Kissu EditionPastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2TBooru: zoo.booru.orgZTArchive: ztarchive.comDesustorage: desuarchive.org/trashPrevious thread: archive.b-stats.org/trash/thread/6520778Thematic Thursdays: http://www.poll-maker.com/poll901912x2fC34D9c-37 (Poll closes Dec. 1 00:00 GMT)More information: derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
BUNE
2nd for comfy Nick
>>6524852Don't call me an eldritch abomination! I'll appear in a Patch story!>>6524913I love doing that!Going to head into TT stuff! Just wanted to say I lurve you all!
never forget... pastebun's butt!
>your fav CCs went dark or inactive>new ones are pretty cool, but it's not the same I hope it's only the finals
>>6524963Needs a comfy bune
>>6524968
>>6524802Anyway, have just the Nick
nth for horny-as-fuck giraffe
Obligatory >rektalternate cap edition
>>6524977>>6524963Why not both? *cheers*
Guys I just took a photo of my eye for the doctor, how bad is it?>>6524965Not yet, but if you're not careful you might!
How many of you are going to migrate to the newest furry craze when it comes out?How much staying power does this movie have?
zootopia needs more grooming
>>6525042depends on the animation and art style anon
>>6525042Until Zoot 2 comes out I'm staying hereI don't care if I end up making all the threads. And I don't care if I'm the only one ever in the threads.I'm staying.
>>6524251I love the art of the city itself, this one is the best. Don't you feel like spending an afternoon leisurely going about this place? Finding small cafes and used book shops, sit down in the shade and watch the trainscome and go?
>>6525042It actually did worldbuilding instead of just "lol talking animals", and it didn't go full-furry to begin with.Zootopia is pretty unique.
>>6525044I agree.
>>6525040>eye heartsAre you in love?
>>6525042I'll leave when I run out of ideas and drive.As it stands I think I'll be here for a while yet.
>>6524998You know tamed giraffes will deep-fellate poles to "scratch their itchy throats"?Well, in Zootopia itchy throat syndrome is widespread enough that actual medical "poles" have been made to treat the symptoms.And the sex toy producers capitalised on this by producing overly long, semi-rigid dongs. Like, as long as a giraffe is tall. And Molly has one of them. And Desmond doesn't know. Until one day he finds it.
Eye-hearts are my fucking fetishEspecially when it incorporates hypnosis/mind control/corruption
>>6525018>>6525068I disagree. Zootopia is well-groomed already, especially Tundratown
http://baronpuddinsplace.tumblr.com/post/153789160441/finn-really-would-have-loved-these-things
>>6525069Falling in love is the most common cause of heart eyes.Extreme sexual bliss is a second strong contender.Odd cases of extreme enthusiasm are also known to cause the disease, but this is rare.>>6525094My nigga.
>>6525105WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS FUCKING HANDS
>>6525092>not using her husbands pawpads to rub the itchy part>implying giraffes even have a gag reflex
>>6525111Fuck his hands. What's wrong with his FACE?This artist has no idea how faces work.
http://baronpuddinsplace.tumblr.com/post/153788674796/somethin-the-matter-darlin-nah-just-one-of
>>6524965Talking about TT, I've heard your readthrough.I concur with you on many points.My introduction was a bit too rash, I wanted to get right on action, but in that case I should have added something later explaining the situation.I chose to make it a lot more about Skye and, yes, I know that Jack should still have more space. I wanted to do that, but, because I also wanted to submit on time I cut some scenes and removed others I thought to insert.On the situation about the drought and everything around: I wanted to give it a more fable-like style, where there is something that the hero must do. It is (almost) never explained how that something came to be (unless it is relevant to the plot).I'm happy you saw the "meta" level present, stories changed along the way, stories of stories.One last thing I have to say: I know that, because it is your first read you usually maintain a mainly monotone voice, but sometimes it is strange to hear the fics like this.>>6525040Oh no it's spreading
>>6525042>>6525060>>6525064>>6525066Nothing is going to be as good as Zootopia. If something comes along that has better world building, better anthros, better animation, etc... then I'll move to it.But I'm 99% sure that aint happening until Zootopia 2
>>6525069No, I'm infected! Inky is using witchcraft to spread it and farm precious gets! >>6525128HELP ME.>>6525106YOU DID THIS WITH YOUR BLACK GET MAGIC.
>>6525121>Just one of those daysSo Judy frequently compares Gideon's dick unfavorably to Nick's?
>>6525042I'm willing to bet a lot, however I'm also willing to bet they'll still come back for some of the people, even if it's not their center thing anymore.
>>6525140I don't farm gets, I don't have black magic.You're talking crazy fampai
>>6525120His finger is thicker than his fucking wrist, man
>>6525042What would that even be, though? (serious) No fandom has ever captivated the furry fandom like Zootopia has
>>6525160I find that easier to ignore than the fact that they have no skulls.Even still I guess Nick has yaoi hand syndrome.
>>6525092>Desmond fucks her from behind so he can have a good view of her deepthroating it>they make eye contact as she slides her tongue up and down the pole in a jerking motionDraaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggs!
>>6525115The only problem I have with that is that only two scenarios exist for this greenEither>Desmond gives his wife a throat massage, very lovey-dovey, very species-specific problem.Or>Desmond puts his entire arm down his wife's FUCKING THROAT and rubs the inside of her throat
>>6525042>furry crazeI'm not a furry, I just really like the movie and the world and the people who like it.Just wondering, how many people here are NOT furries like me?
>>6525192I never considered myself a furry, but I draw so much furry shit I kinda can't deny it even if I don't really consider myself a part of the fandom.
>>6525180Could be both tbqh. Her throat is probably big enough that he can do that with little issue or any harm to her.
>>6525192You know I used to think I was just a dude who liked the movie a lotthen I wrote porn for it
>>6524968I'll never understand
>>6525192Being a furry is vague. Anyone who really enjoys antho animal art of any kind is arguably a furry. There's A LOT of grey area there
>>6525159I'M NOT CRAZY.>>6525192This is REAL crazy.
>>6524968Can somebody outline for me how this works? I can't seem to wrap my head around what's what.
>>6525180>Desmond gives his wife a throat massage to relieve an itch she can't>he gets to enjoy watching her eyes flutter as he finds the problem spot and relieves the feeling>then she repays him by taking something else in her mouthCould work.
>>6525230Your character looks like a Viva Piñata
>>6525230>I-I'm not crazy, everyone else is!Sounds like someone needs a trip to the therapist
>>6525192I don't (or didn't) consider myself a furry but I fell absolutely in love with this movie. And Disney's Robin Hood was one of my favorites when I was a babby-anon.And I rolled a zoosona (wildcat).Maybe I was in denial?
>>6525192I still don't consider myself a furry.
>>6525192>not a furry>watch zoot>really like the movie>go to /co/ to discuss>read fanfics all the time>migrate to /trash/>now go on e621 for pornfuck
>>6524802pretty cool program, thanks
>>6525296id fuck it
>>6525192>I just really like the movie and the world and the people who like it.same. I don't really see why people who are so hotly debating about personal freedom and doing away with labels tend to classify someone as a furfag only because they enjoy these threads.
>>6525266I DON'T NEED A THERAPIST. I'M PERFECTLY SANE.>>6525264Well I am pretty sweet.
What do you guys think should come next in the hot gayboy therapist saga?
>>6525192I've always consumed furry adult content since...ever. But I never actually considered myself one...until I couldn't deny it any longer. feelsgoodthough.jpg
>>6525316if you wank to animal people u're a furfag deal w/ it scum
>>6524970who ya jonesin' over, anon?
I was told some anons forget about the poll, thus shilling againYou can vote here (multiple choice, closes in two days)>http://www.poll-maker.com/poll901912x2fC34D9c-37>http://www.poll-maker.com/poll901912x2fC34D9c-37Winter is still winning with 19 votes
>>6525192I don't know if I'd consider myself a furry. I've tried looking at other furry art and I can never get into it, but I can dig through Zootopia art for hours. Maybe it is the fact they try to stick to realistic animal bodies as much as possible rather than humans with fur.
>>6525354kissin'
>>6525367yea well gess what ur dum kuk? ur moms a furfag cuz i fukd her tite pucci raw n she likd it so kys u dum homofag
>>6525392So you're a furry who only like Zootopia styled furry artJoking, kinda... The furry label is getting outdated desu
>>6525401This.The fox guy is trying to get over his sexual anxieties, but it maybe dealing with romantic ones would help too?Dunno. I'm no therapist. I'd just like to see what the fox is like as a character, even though I know this is just kind of quick smut.
>>6525259Unless it's in that annoying spot just behind the uvula but not entirely within the throat.Then Desmond needs to get stuck in.>Can't you, I dunno, use a dildo?>I sold off all my dildos once I married you.>Aww, that's so sweet. Are you sure you don't have one hidden around here?>No.>Maybe we could use, er, a spoon?>No.>I mean the ones with the long handles.>No.>What about->Desmond!>Yes, dear?>Just please be my husband, and fist my throat.>Errrr, you've just made it sexual again.>That's what I'm going for.
So, uh, I made a thing.I hope you like Chilly
>>6525493>that bulgezhan's spirit lives on
>>6525484>>Just please be my husband, and fist my throat.That's fantastic.
>>6525493Aw dude that's fucking awesome, I love it thank you!
>resisting being a true 'furry'>as if you wouldn't suck every last glorious inch of Nick's throbbing hard dick if he was there in front of you>as if you wouldn't lovingly gaze upon his wonderful face and take in his foxy charms>as if feeling his paws gently slipping against your body wouldn't be truly amazing>as if his delicious pre-cum wouldn't taste like it's just tailor-made for oozing into your mouthJust give it time, friends.
>>6525410
>>6525382you, among other people. Only one person has this writing style and I think I have a solid idea who you are.But yeah, I feel reluctant bringing up any particular names as not to make other CCs feel inadequate as it's not practical to list everyone, even if we go by my favs list.
>>6525320What's the character's name? I like him.
>>6525389Hey, TT set-up friend, how are you?
>>6525315(i really like this program)
>>6525581It's me, ChillyJackal, in all my Zoosona glory.
Solar Marines, assemble!
>Gatorton>HenAVIANTROPOLIS
Anyone have that pic of a naked bun covered in paste?
/v/ is making fun of us AGAIN
>>6525614...I would the Gud
>>6525614Tzeentch please, Khorne and Nurgle are worried about you
>>6525645whoa whoa whoawe've got gay porn about more than just foxes
>>6525645Rude /co/!
>>6525354>>6525431>The mink warmly migrated his body down, enjoying the trails of hot saliva dripping onto his fur. Finally, their faces got lined up perfectly. The fox hesitated. His eyes were half-closed as his senses still felt kind of adrift, plagued with uncertainty.>The therapist 'took the initiative', to put it in academic terms, and shoved his face forward. His tongue slipped right into the fox's mouth. For his own part, the fox gently massaged his tongue along the mink's teeth.>The feelings, once again, appeared like nothing that the fox had ever even dreamed of. The mink violated every last inch of the fox's mouth. All of the poking, the prodding, and the sheer intimacy by itself brought up a pitched tent inside of his pants.>When the girly mink broke the kiss, finally, he pressed his face right against the fox's neck. A lovely torrent of hot breaths battered against the fox's fur. He could only make a happy sigh. They'd not even begun, yet he felt like he had changed forever.
>>6525614
>>6525598hi, anon. I'm doing well thanks, that's very kind of you to ask. Started putting together Mythos tumblr post. How are you?
>>6525645Is it considered taking the bait if I just point out I'm pretty sure there's not any gay fox porn currently in the thread?unless you count >>6525563
unfwhat a bunthat dewlapoh baby
>>6525563Anon please, you're getting me all worked up.
>>6525701>My mother warned me about the drugs on the street>But not the ones with hazel eyes and a heartbeat
Ok, that last drawing drained all my energies, happy you like it Chilly. And, Inky, thank you again for the awesome pic.Goodnight /ztg/ and stay awesome!
>>6525493I like this.
>>6525423That is a fairly accurate observation, all things considered. I really like the size difference, the slightly animalistic behavior they still have (moving on all fours, fur shaking, specific body parts twitching), sticking to animal anatomy (Nick rarely shown as broad shouldered). >>6525065Honestly the best feeling is when someone manages to capture that perfect blend of Nature/Urban combination that Zootopia has, that this is an animal city and thus should have these designs that remind us of jungles and forests.
>>6525614SAILOR TZEENTCHMAKE UP
>>6525574>When you're a CC but get bad feels when lots of attention go to others.Yep, I know what you mean.
>>6525722goodnight!
>>6525722'Night dude, thanks again for the pic!
>>6525600That is one long snout, fampai.
>>6525746I'm a CC that feels bad when I get so much attention that others get ignored.Then again I'm not a fan of being ignored either, but usually one comment is enough to warm my heart.Point is I kinda feel ya, kinda don't.I don't like seeing anyone ignored when they worked hard to make something.
>>6525666That's right, Satan!>>6525691I'm doing alright. I'm thinking about if I want to write more about the therapist thing, as per: >>6525680
>>6525791hi weaver
>>6525715He's the one that does it.That seductive smile...That glorious fur...That smooth personality...You know that merely sensing his paws gently slipping against your own figure would be too great to really put into words, don't you?
>>6525791I understand you. I hate having much attention on me and wish it'd be focused on some else instead.
>>6525614... yes, yes I would fuck him.
>>6525814lmao my first thought...and the fact we both thought that illustrates their point, no matter who it is
>>6525791Oh, well, you do what you can. I'm glad to have written things that so many people have looked at as well as contributed to collaborative thread stuff, and whatever 'station' that involves, eh, it means that you did do something right.
>>6525791I'll chime in as well, seems like an interesting discussion. I can't say I don't like being ignored, but I'm kind of ambiguous towards stuff I create. One one hand, I feel a bit of a relief when I got any replies: it's a very clear signal it wasn't good or interesting enough to warrant attention, so I get a push to improve.On another hand, when I get a lot of replies I usually think they're undeserved praise because I'm never satisfied with what I produce. It's a bit of a guilty feeling as if you got something you don't really deserve.
Can I get context behind this image and what she's wearing?
>>6525814>>6525834Nope, not him!
>>6525890i knowweaver doesn't ever get ignored sometimes.
>>6525856>I usually think they're undeserved praise because I'm never satisfied with what I produce. It's a bit of a guilty feeling as if you got something you don't really deserve.We're always our own worst critic. As a CC you gotta learn to push those thoughts out of your head, hard as it may be
What if all content creators were required to do this?I think my conditions might be:>Cosplaying as Finnick.>Let me suck your dick.
>>6525880that appears to be a zootopia crossover with Transistor.I wrote a godawful thing about that once I am ashamed of, you know.
>>6525880Transitor
>>6525880
>>6525890I didn't assume you were Weaver? I was merely replying to you.
>>6525890I really need to resist the urge to guess.[SpoilersDon'tWork]... MisterEAnon?[/NoTheyDon't]
>>6525856>>6525904On the other side of that coin, feeling the drive to improve is an important mark of perspective. Learn to value and use it!
Reposting w/ translations in hopes a typesetter is around>本人にでまったら苦労しないぜNick: "If she was here there'd be no problems at all...">ワイルドがスカイだったらJack: "If Nick were only Sky(e) right now...">げっそりDOWNTRODDEN>ジュデイ---!!Nick: "Judy---!!">そういう事は本人にするんだJack: "DO THAT KIND OF THING WHEN SHE'S ACTUALLY HERE">ぐりぐりぐりぐりRUB RUB RUB RUB
>>6525912>Wear a collar. Leash is preferred but optional.>Suck my dick. If leash, I'm holding it during.
>they said moana would be better than zootopia
>>6525646>>6525836Anon don't say such things.
>>6525856I can understand this too. I like the ideas behind a lot of my work, but I can't really say I'm often satisfied with it, if ever. I get really happy when people like what I do, especially if it encourages more content or discussion, but I know even if I like a piece in the moment I'll be hating it later.Either way, I get bummed when I see people get ignored. If I like something enough I make sure to comment on it, even if I'm none too good at that sort of thing.Not that I'm saying people should give people attention just for the sake of it. Just that I can understand it being a bummer.>>6525938Misquoted.>>6525941nahNo need to guess anon. It ain't a big deal.>>6525897kek
>>6525192Im not a furry, I just jerk it to some, occasionally
>>6525957>Panel 1>In酒場In a bar>ぐでーDEAD DRUNK>ほろよい~<3Judy: "I feel a tad tipsy~<3">Panel 2>んー... うさぎの嬢ちゃんかわいーねえー<3Nick: "Nn--... Lil' Miss Bunny here sure is cute--<3">スリスリrub rub>あはは、 んもー何言ってるのよニックー...Judy: "Ahaha, ngeez, what're you talking about, Nick--...">Panel 3>にんじんにんじんちゅー...Nick: "Carrots, Carrots, gimme a kiss~...">ボー...Staaare...>トントンtap tap>ほっぺたにちゅー<3Nick: "Gimme a kiss on the cheek--<3">Panel 4>ちゅーSMOOCH>きゃー<3Nick: "Kyah--<3"
>>6525941zwuhwhy are you talking like mealso i found a perscription sunglassesi look like a fucking TOOL but at least i can see... kindaat least when im looking at a backlit screen
>>6525966>Lion King and Pocahontas all over again
>>6525916>>6525920mediocre game. Bastion was better
>>6525563Why does everyone I know like this meme artist?
>>6525783the better to eat you withimtired
>>6525970Why not?
>>6525574Makes sense. Didn't really think about that. I was just wondering because i have my list too.>>6525791>>6525856>>6525856oh jeezall the content meta-talk is getting me antsy to write.
>>6525957>>6525979Tomorrow.
How do I find a gf who'd be into Zootopia?
>>6525802>asking TTanon whether you should write Of course, and give it your very best. Help yourself grow, life it too short not to give nothing short of 100% in anything you do.And you never know how much potential your ideas might have and how they can transform these threads: remember, JiD series began with just two lines of greentext.
>>6525994We were only answering their question.Besides, I like Supergiant for their artworks more than their games.
>>6525966>Disney formula all over again.It's good, but Zootopia is slightly better.
>>6525994I liked the setting and they had an interesting mechanic to actually get me to use all the abilities>Bastion was betterYes
>>6526016Go to DisneyWorld/Land.
>>6526014Cool
>>6525914>>6525916>>6525920Thanks, dudes.
Made another Jude
>>6526080is good jude
>>6525957>>6525979you and typesetter anon(s) along with the capper are my real unsung heroes of these threads.
>browsing the thread>sudden thought of fingering the bune
>>6526010All this content meta-talk is making me want to finally start contributing to this fandom as a CC. I've been thinking about writing Pack St for a long time, but I might actually give it a try soonThe instant feedback and critiquing is really fucking cool and has so much potential for improving writing skills really quickly
>>6526109
>>6526109you know you want to
>>6526109Who hasn't, am i rite?
>>6526175I haven't.
>>6526080I love that outfit on her. It just seems casual as fuck.
>>6526183
>>6524965Fug this was cute.
>>6526088
>>6525979There´s another page to this.
>>6526010>all the content meta-talk is getting me antsy to write.stepping out of one's comfort zone is always a good idea, isn't it>>6526128>Winter TT wins>Pack streeters form a cuddle pile because they cannot afford to turn the heating on>Comfy greentext ensues
>>6526310Remmy And Charlie Cuddles Part 2: Return Of Vixen In The Pasture
Being a CC is really awesome(and college doesn't help)>>6526127hot damn
any warm up requests?
>>6526365i requestthat you have a good rest-of-your-night.
>>6526365Nick with all of his fur shaved off?Or more super floofy Nick.
>>6526353Jesus, that bun has NEVER been bullied.
>>6526365A super floofy armadillo not knowing what the fuck to do.
>>6526365Nick meeting up with his old friends, the vixen triplets
>>6526365Gideon and Judy hanging out.
>>6526353>Want to make content>about 80% never gets posted because I think it wont be good enoughThis bunny personifies all that I fear.
>>6526390>super floofy Nick.
>>6526353>that tiny 'furry'kekI know the feeling dude, trust me. I've been able to draw jackshit for the past few days but today feels better. I hope you feel better too.
>>6526483First time I saw this images I teared up a bit. Braum is friend to all
>>6526478>4 minutesWoah, that was super fast. Cheers!
>>6525957>rub rub rub rub>>6525666So Satan, is /co/ still ded? I haven't checked since August or September.
Is it bad that most of the time I come here for new whack off material?
>>6526483I'm ok, just tiredDon't take the bunny seriously, he's a dumbass
/5N@F/ regular hereJust wanted to say [jokespoiler]Roommates/Pack St. Crossover when[/jokespoiler]
>>6526080Would Bite Those Ears / 10
>>6526549No. That's what the thread was originally made for. It's frankly pretty incredible that it was able to morph into this.
>>6526554whenever you're ready, Freddy
>>6526128Do it!
>>6526310>>6526350Betty-x-Remmy OTP
>>6526294>Panel 1>ぐいっLeaning over>ちゅ ちゅsmooch smooch>... ジ、ジュデイさん?Nick: "J, Judy?">Panel 2>ん? お... おい!Nick: "Nn? H... HEY!">ぶちゅSMOOCH>がしGrab>Panel 3>んーーーー!!Nick: "NN--------!!">Panel 4>翌日THE NEXT DAY>どうしても行きたいなら俺も行く!!Nick: "IF YOU ABSOLUTELY WANT TO GO THEN I'M COMING TOO!!">俺以外の雄と絶対呑みに行くなよ!Nick: "YOU CAN'T GO OUT DRINKING WITH ANY GUY OTHER THAN ME!">がんがんPounding headache>はあ?Judy: "Huh?"
>>6526365Those back muscles mmm. I dunno, draw some memes. Maybe GUN?
>>6526483Braum is bae, but Bard is better.
>>6526353>those fucking feelings
>>6526554Oh, you.
>>6525970Without a doubt the sexiest fursona of any drawanon...
>>6526598thanks!
>>6526478Cool!
So I drew Skye as Skye, from Paladins
This is/was Visiti, right? I'd love to see the cute girl lying on the belly or chest of her lion.
>>6526585>that bulgeoh my
>>6526648Always love some sky.>G plays PaladinsHow is that game? Played it in Beta.
>>6526650>Chinese Jude
>>6526080Unshaded pupil makes me think red eye. That bulge tho. >>6526478>5 minutesWao.Best pillow.
>>6526648that's a nice Sky(e)!I've never played Paladins. Is it good or just another moba?Note: I ask this as someone who doesn't like overwatch because it's just another moba.
>>6526650DOX FICKD O X F I C KOXFICK
>>6526519Fuck man I barely pay attention to it. I've got a tab open for it but I can't remember the last time I actually posted. Mostly I just use it as a source of news and Star Wars downloads.
>>6524968Why can't the one of him in a thong be the meme?Damn it...
>>6526648Nice one, G
We need more male lactation.
>>6526738weirdbut im also kinda into it.
>>6526679Still in Beta, but now is pretty different than when it started. It's pretty fun, still a clone of Overwatch but it has it's own thing.>>6526689If you don't like OW you won't like Paladins.>>6526734Thanks!
>>6525970One does not simply say 'no' to a boner.
>>6526738eeeww no.
>>6526435
>>6525966IKnowRight.png
>>6526738can we meet half way at just man nipples
>>6526738How 'bout no?
>>6526016Get a gf and watch Zootopia with her. It worked for me!
Is Clunky around?
>>6526687Fixed the pupil just for you anon.
>>6526842He's dead, dave.
What's got you down /ztg/? What's bothering you? What's the current low point in your life?I'm here to listen.
>>6526849F
>>6526797Ballin' evryday.
>>6526003>the better to suck your cock with*FIFY
>>652679711/10Nick appreciates the finer things in life
>>6526855i'm here
>>6526855My phone's battery is at 35% and the charger is in the other roomsend help, my life is spiraling out of control
>>6526797its nicebut you know those girls love Finnick over Nick.
>>6526788>>6526802>>6526817>not wanting to drink your husbando's breast milk Fags.
>>6526892>Liking a poor, small-dicked angry midget over a confident, tall, handsome smooth operator with a knot like a fucking baseballkys
>>6526885Sorry>>6526887Suicide is the only option.
>>6526855My laptop battery died and had to be constantly plugged in.I got a new battery, but my laptop doesn't charge it.Apparently if you keep a dead battery in a laptop, it damages it and makes it incompatible with new batteries.I'm so fucking mad about that. My mobile computer is now a second desktop.
This is the ideal femake body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>6526684Have some Chinese beat cop music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHQZNNajxOk>>6526700What a shame.
>>6526855I accidentally spilled my mug of coffee earlier and I'm too lazy to make another one.I'm pretty bummed out right now desu
>>6526848
>>6526968>the incestuous donkey artist
>>6526855I have two ice cream conesbut I only need one
>>6526855I'm stuck in a dead-end job after getting a useless degree and my life will stagnate unless I get off my ass and change things immediately.
>>6527008he does some unf stuff desu
>>6526855Theres a typo in the latest greentext I posted.
>>6526018I will write a bit more, just need to fix my sleep schedule and some other things to clear my mind up.Also, hey, you're really sweet.
>>6525493Did you sign it?
>>6526912You know, in these nearly two decades I have been using the internet, I had never seen male lactation.
>>6526968>that waistPerfect amount of pudge to push around.
>>6526855I woke up this morning.
Hey, has ComicAnon been around?
>>6526855I'm still in the existential crisis that started back when I hit puberty. Having no goals, seeing no reason to live, the usual.
>>6527127Truly awful. My condolences, anon
>>6526649It wasn't visiti
>>6526963That's weird. I've done that and it kills the battery's life, but doesn't hurt my laptop. Now I just don't use my battery at all, since I pretty much just use my laptop as a desktop anyway. >>6526887>>6526977Aw, poor foxies, how about a cuddle?
>>6526802THIS
>>6526977Create a new cup of coffee. Better. Stronger. With a dab of Nutella.
>tfw I've translated so many pics for the thread it might actually be worth putting on resumesGotta say, never thought "reading moonrunes of a nipponese furry fanfic based on a Gisnep film" would be a marketable asset of mine
>>6527171Not so far today, I don't think. He's probably at the gym.
>>6527008There's literally nothing wrong with incest.
>>6527203>Nutella>In coffee
>>6527229>drinking coffee
>>6527229Nutella goes well with everything.
>>6527185thanks i actually feel a little better now.
>>6527202When in doubt, nipples out.
Huh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...HERE! BOING!AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
>>6527190Oh, silly me.
>>6527239>not drinking coffeeI bet you're a tea drinker, faggit
>>6527277
>>6527296I stay wake like a man, through sheer force of will!
>>6527296>not drinking your tea English style, hot with milk and sugarGet a load of this faggot.
>>6527062That's what they don't tell people really, since they want to keep having actual students. Some majors are far stronger economically, and some are more of a nice hobby unless you're really passionate. Got savings, or in debt? Perhaps you can pursue further in Europe. Fun fact, Swiss schools actually teach most of their graduate programs in English. >>6527206Remember to remove What Does the Fox Say from that folder!
>>6527263As a guy with very sensitive nipples, I find this arousing.
>>6527203>dab of Nutella>in coffeeI hope you mean some fancy coffee creamer and not the spread
>>6526738Am I doing this right?
>>6527365This is why God doesn't talk to us anymore.
>>6527263Exactly.
I um.... drew... Henrietta.
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobbyhttps://piczel.tv/watch/nobbydrawstreaming with chumpy, gimme some warmup requests
>>6526855I'm alone and use this place to fill the void.
>>6526947How do you know he's not super hung as well?
>>6527320>despilng Gods gift with mundane sugar>actually putting effort into killing taste If you like drinking sweet water, get a can of coke
>>6527322I have that in a separate folder, along with some Korean comics and "Let Me Say Three Things" since those were done in-thread but not by me.All in all, a little under 250 pages of content have been translated in-house, with about 210 of those done by me.All of which, though, were typeset by other talented anons, so always make sure to thank them.
>>6526947perfect size for a small bunny cunny
>>6527322Honestly, I've been thinking about going into a trade. I had some experience with renovating old buildings when I was younger, and I wouldn't mind working with my hands for a living vs working in an office all day.We'll see, I'm still thinking things through. I just need to make a decision soon and I've always been plagued by indecision.
>>6527342Good.
>>6527409>pizzaface
>>6527411A fur-less Nick!
>>6526963Couldn't you buy a new battery?>>6526977Some loud screaming should make you feel better>>6527054That just means more for later>>6527062On the upswing, things will probably very quickly change once you decide to make that push, since you're probably not strongly attached to anything.>>6527082Quality comes from the soul of the writing, not the structure.>>6527127You'll be asleep again in no time>>6527184Could always do something that will make you happy now. It'll be a good use of your energy, and may lead to something more>>6527416You're not alone though, because there's plenty of others like you in this very thread.
>>6527411Jill x Violet
>>6527427>This bitter shit needs to be chugged as is. Don't even wait for it to cool. Just throw it into your face straight from the pot
>>6527411What about Desmond's O-face from Molly's magical two-foot-long prehensile tongue BJ?
>>6527411Betty saying something pejorative but lewd while pressing Remmy against her crotch, both of them clothed but lewd in some alley."You got a thing for scents, yarnball? I'm in a giving mood, actually!" <- Just an idea.
>>6526947>small-dicked>im-fuckin'-plying
>>6527411more Big Judy please!
>>6527411Judy pimping out Nick
>>6527411Judy staring at Gideon-s butt.
>>6526855>What's got you down /ztg/?I don't know. >What's bothering you? What's the current low point in your life?The lowest low of my life would have to be this summer. I was dealing with some serious mental health issues. I was diagnosed Schizoaffective and hospitalized. My roomate and best friend fucking died due to HIV related complications. Surprisingly I did not attempt to kill myself through this whole thing, thanks to a combination of meds (that I will never be able to come off of), therapy and support.Also thank dog nobody knows who I am. I try not to be whiny about this shit but it really does bother me at times. Thanks for listening bro.
>>6527454>bitterDo you know tea comes not only in Lipton tea sachets? I'm talking about real tea, you liquid degenerate
>>6527485Gud noMy heart
>>6527411Judy accidentally punching out a kid.
>>6527411Jack Savage blissfully enjoying a nice messy facial from some kind of pred dick?
>>6527481>thank dogI know exactly who you are :^)
>>6527485[spoiler]It's gonna hurt a lot more when they disappear for realzies[/cantspoiler]
>>6527411Judy crossdressing (preferably a suit) getting rammed by a crossdressing Nick.
>>6527485Jezus christ Gud no.
>>6527485ouch gud
>>6527411Judy slapping her boody
>>6527465source?
>>6527520T-tell the rest of us?
>>6527488I was talking about coffee, but I guess you have to jump topics in order to win an argument
>>6527485This is sad, i don't like a sad.
>>6527581He's a writefag. He told us all last summer
>>6527409Its good, but it needs S W I R L Y E Y E S!Also S I G N I T!
>>6527520Please be kind and don't share.
>>6527485>>6527536Should I be glad that I don't know the context?
>>6527603Oh no, this oc can't be with this other oc. so sad.
>>6527445>Could always do something that will make you happy now. It'll be a good use of your energy, and may lead to something moreYou're right. The problem is, nothing makes me happy. Well there's eating, but that's not a good habit. What few things I want to try are too expensive on non-existant here. I feel like I need friends to introduce me to new activities, but I need activities in order to make friends.
>>6527606>>6527615Okay, I guess.
Got a request for Mrs. Wilde crashing Nick and Judy's crossdressing adventure last thread.>Judy liked this shop. It was tasteful without being gaudy, the clothes were affordable->And perhaps most importantly, the fitting rooms had space for two behind their curtains.>They'd never intended for it to get this bad. Or this good. It had started after a night of drinking, actually, when she - in her tipsy, amorous wisdom - decided Nick had the hips to pull off dresses.>The silly argument was never supposed to progress past theoretical. But Nick had insisted the only way to prove her wrong was to show her. That weekend they'd come down here to do just that, and discovered that he actually wore little black numbers half decently. Judy didn't know which of them was more surprised, or more turned on.>There was nothing wrong with it. She knew that. Nobody who mattered would care about who wore what, and it wasn't like they ever went out in public that way.>But she couldn't help the rush of how different it was, every time he tried on something new. The way his big paws brushed at the silk and the linen until it lay just right. The way the sweep of his tail drew her eye down the straight edges of the fabric.>So imagine the clammy panic when she went to retrieve more options for him to model for her and Mrs. Wilde herself was browsing the other side of the same rack.>"Judy!">Her mouth didn't work. Her feet wouldn't move. The dress in her paws would fall off of her if she tried it on. There was no getting around it.>"Hi!">"Fancy seeing you here. Is Nicholas with you?">"He's in back," Judy said. Yeah, in back, stepping out of something shifty that he pulled off better than she ever could.>"Talked him into coming along, did you?" The vixen asked. She looked over the blue dress Judy had and grinned. "I hope he's not making it too much like pulling teeth."cont.
>>6527485Alright, I think it's official now.Gud x Reply is best ship.NO QUESTIONS
>>6527485Isn't Reply busy with work and not dead?
>>6527485>>6527496>>6527527>>6527536>>6527550>>6527603https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrK5u5W8afc
>>6527639Starts with a [spoiler]letter of the alphabet[/spoiler]No but I actually do know who this is and you probably do too. I won't out him though
>>6527465Please. Small dude, always pissed off, drives a big van blasting french rap all the time? Dude's compensating for something.
>>6527648>"No, he doesn't seem to mind." Judy clicked the hanger back onto its rack. "He's got an knack for it, believe it or not.">"Maybe I'll go and say hello before I leave, then." Mrs. Wilde's eyes twinkled as she moved off. "You'll have to tell me if he changes his tune after he learns his mom shops here. That ought to surprise him.">Yeah, or give him a heart attack. Judy resolved to get there first and give him some warning.>"Really.">He was taking this awfully well. "I'm pretty sure she saw how big the dresses were.">Nick turned to catch her eye over his shoulder and Judy found herself getting distracted by the low back of his latest pick.>"You don't think she'd like seeing me broaden my horizons?">"She wouldn't be weirded out by this? You didn't do this as a kid or something, did you?">"I didn't." Nick shrugged his bare shoulders and started to pull the dress off. "But it's not like anyone can see in here.">She watched him. "I'm sorry, Nick. Am I overreacting? It's just that nobody's ever know who we are here.">"It's fine, sweetheart." Nick turned to her. "But maybe we should decide on something to buy. Nobody's going to bother us at home.">"I'll do it." It would be a little strange taking something she might be able to use as a bedsheet to the counter, but she wasn't about to make Nick carry it, not while his mother was in the store. "Do you like any of these?">"It's a shame none of them match my eyes." He considered. "I'll sleep on it. Give me some to carry and we can put them back.">"While your mom's still here?">"Relax." He grinned at her. "I'm just helping you, remember?">All the same, Judy was braced for the worst when they returned to the showroom to replace everything. But Mrs. Wilde was nowhere to be seen. The rack she'd been browsing was deserted->And there was a maroon dress with one shoulder draped over the front of the display. It would go perfectly with Nick's eyes, and it was exactly his size.
>>6527212this might become an alternate ending to my fic at this rate
>>6527485>mfw Reply was Gud's binary-drawing parapersonality
>>6527631Sorry to hear about that stick up your ass anon.
>>6527527No it won't, whenever someone leaves they never say anything. A week later someone mentions them and someone replies "busy with this, busy with that", then, then four weeks later people repost their latest work and someone ask "whatever happened with x"? And then when you last realize you are thinking they'll eventually come back but they left and you slowly got used to them being gone, and then, you, keep asking "hey theyll come back right?" and you hear just silence and that t
>>6527668>I won't out him thoughThank you.
>>6527411Dammit can't connect to the chat! Oh well I'll just watch in silence I guess...Could I get Rex as a fist of the north style villain please.
>>6527445Text can't provide warmth. Blankets can tho
>>6527688It keeps me from slouching. You should sit up straight too.
>>6527481>nobody knows who I amI think I do, and if you ever want to talk I'm good at listening.
>>6527277uhlikewho is this meant to be
>>6527689And then they show up 4 months later for a couple threads and disappear again.
>>6527669>Dude's compensating for somethingYeah, [spoiler]He's actually incredibly socially awkward around girls but puts on a big-guy persona to hide it[/spoiler]He's still got a big dong tho
>>6526968that's not satan goat waifuget gud
>>6527636Maybe try making something? Be productive. Try an art piece or writing bit>>6527705Sounds like you need some comf.
I switched from coffee to tea entirely for a month, and it stained my teeth really badly, which was weird and upsetting because it'd never done that before.That's my tea story.
>>6525791True. I wish that my content was actually saved by others and used, but also realize that I need to get better at illustration for that to happen.
>>6527432T.Hank typesetter anon(s?).
>>6526855>What's got you down /ztg/? What's bothering you? What's the current low point in your life?I'm not trying to be a dick, but nothing's got me down. I've got a great job where I get paid a shit-ton of cash for minimal work; I've got a loving wife and a wonderful home in a fantastic neighborhood; I get to take a month off with pay to go tour Europe next year; I live in a time where there's a Zootopia and the potential for maybe MORE Zootopia in the future! I mean, I guess it could be better if Nick and Judy were real, but that'd actually kinda suck because the last thing they'd want is a threesome with a hairless ape.I know a lot of people here are down. I want you to know you're ALL wonderful people and Judy would love each and every one of you. Except Officer Content. Judy wouldn't give him the time of day.
>>6527481If it helps, I have no clue who you are, but you're free to tell us.Nobody minds CCs doing a bit of complaining in thread.I know I've done more than my fair share.
>>6527777i wish i gotTHOSEQUADSDAMN SON LOOKS LIKE YOU HIT THE FUCKING JACKPOT, WHOO!
>>6527777Godquads confirm you gotta start getting better at illustration.
>>6527648>>6527670yesssssssssssss10/10 best mom
I need references of Nick, preferably screenshots from the movie.
>>6527768I hate coffee.That's my coffee story.
>>6527788what does your waifu in real lifu think of zootopia?
>>6527444>>6527702should be fixed now, he just gave it more power
>>6527742Proportionally, maybe, but Nick's dick is big even for red foxes
>>6527434>plagued by indecisionHello, me. Well, better than anxiety driven procrastination.
>>6527817>>6527768I hate tea and coffee, but I'm a caffeine addicted fuck.That's my energy drink story.
>>6527806
>>6527481>thank dog
>>6527788That's what I like to see. Fuck yeah man.
>>6527806What you planning, anon?
>>6527834Fits since Nick himself is big for red foxes in general. Ok maybe height wise at least.
>>6527806full body
>>6527845Attempting art. I drew a grumpy bun yesterday, gonna try a Nick todayI know this muzzle is gonna give me hell.
>>6527829Sadly 'Anonymous users are not allowed to participate in this chat' Poor sheered foxo, he needs the bun to be extra warm for him this winter.
>>6527788I'm always down since dad passed away, but don't show it to others.
>>6525211>>6525247 pastebun is lying on the floor with his legs above him like he's sucking his own dick. his legs are point to the left. the blanket is to cover his genitals (?). The vagina isn't a vagina, it's just a slightly weird asscrease that catches the light weird in this photo.
>>6527858just set a nameyou can be likeanon_3
>>6527263Reminder that Hugh is best fluffy lawn dart
>>6527875Nah it needs you to make an account and I'm like bleh.
>>6527822>what does your waifu in real lifu think of zootopia?She didn't like it as much as me, but she thought it was cute. She lets me have my little Zootopia Shrine on my bookshelf (the Disney figurines of Nick and Judy and the German 'Bully' figurines of the same). She knew I was pretty much a Furry when she married me, so my infatuation with all things Zoot didn't come as a huge surprise.
>>6527829>furless nickdo judy next
>>6527757>Maybe try making something? Be productive. Try an art piece or writing bitI guess you're right, something that lets me create sounds like a good idea.captcha Hotpoint LONDON
>>6527855muzzle is a pain, yes, but you'll get better with practice!
>>6527865>I'm always down since dad passed away, but don't show it to others.Mourn, Anon, mourn openly and with all the feeling you have for him. Grief is natural, especially for someone you love as much as a father.There's no shame in telling your friends how much you miss him.
>>6527920Why dont those buns clump together to form a super warm bun?
>>6527789Eh, maybe in time. >I know I've done more than my fair share.Have you? Who dis?>>6527715>I think I do, and if you ever want to talk I'm good at listening.Knight, I love you man. You're a good person. If I ever really need to talk, I will with you. I try not to be whiny about my problem, but some days it's really hard not to.
>>6527907Have you ever asked her to wear the ears?
>>6526855I just realized that I'm horribly misanthropic, and I don't know what I'm gonna do about it. I expect friendships and relationships to fall into my lap and actively avoid any social interaction I consider even a little suboptimal.
>>6527933but I don-t want to make them sad.
>>6527481Just remember that no matter what adversity you face, you still have potential. You're capable of good things, and I'll bet things will turn around for you.>>6527920That's the spirit. Find something you can invest time in, even if it's not amazingly fun at first, and see if you have a talent for something.
>>6527949Well that's not how this works, anon.If you're not telling who you are, why would I tell who I am?
>>6527954>Have you ever asked her to wear the ears?Two words: body paint. Trust me on this.
>>6527062oh hey, something I could've written word-for-word
>>6525701Welp, now I'm tempted to make a Zootopia/Armello crossover.
>>6526855I'm doing great, and I'm getting better each day. Though I'm wondering in this day and age if life truly has adventures. Everything seems boring and tedious.
>>6527955You'd be surprised how simple it is to find people you have a lot in common with. I usually dislike people when I initially meet them too, but the people I've actually met as friends are very close to me and the best people in my life. Try not to focus on the friend/relationship end of it, and just interact with people when you can. Rolling with whatever comes up is usually good for everyone.
>>6527742>私 案外いけるでしょう?Judy: "Looks like I'm unexpectedly good at this, huh?">カラッempty
>>652767010/10 mom would have as a mom.
>>6527992>I'm doing great, and I'm getting better each day. Though I'm wondering in this day and age if life truly has adventures. Everything seems boring and tedious.First of all, you're fucking awesome.Second of all, FUCK YES IT DOES! Go somewhere new, somewhere out of your comfort zone. Try something you never thought you'd try: pick up a sport; walk naked in a parade; try to get REALLY good at something to where you're competing with other people. Ever seen a shark in the wild before? Climbed a mountain with technical gear? Walked the Pacific Crest Trail? I'm not trying to rub this in the face of the people who're feeling down, but there's SO much wonderfulness out there to experience!
>>6527888is this a snake's hughsona?
>>6526855University of California application due in 2 days. I feel like my essays are bland and cliche.
Speaking of shipping, any good Zeke and Sunny material lately?
>>6528100Absolutely nothing.
>>6525192It's just this movie for me, and by extension the content in these threads. I had no interest in that sort of thing before Zootopia,and I continue to have no interest in it beyond Zootopia. So either I'm just very discriminating and simultaneously in denial, or it's possible to like this stuff without being considered a furry.
>>6528091>University of California application due in 2 days.Which UC are you aiming for?
I think I made a Lincoln
>>6528091Go really hard into different as much as you can. Universities really look hard to diversify more than anything else. Exageration and being a character can sometimes be beneficial.
>>6528049Love the energy. Anon, that sounds like a pretty good idea. When finals are over I'll try to go out more rather than just stink up malls with the lads for the billionth time.
Reshilling my super late TT entry, since I only just posted it at like 3 AM today. It's just a goofy lil legend I whipped up when I got back from traveling for the holidays.>Nick tells Judy's nieces and nephews an old legend about foxes and bunnies. It's, uh, not exactly the version Judy knows.The Prince of Foxeshttp://pastebin.com/2Rx28bxz
>>6527957Thank you for the kind words, anon.
>>6527322>>6527432I just now realized you were suggesting I put it in a separate folder due to pornographic content, not due to me not being the one who translated it (since what happened in the previous thread)Just goes to show you how important C O N T E X T is in any language
>>6528091I feel you. BA? MA? PhD?
>>6528091Essays aren't likely to make or break your acceptance in my experience. It's mostly based on GPA and SAT scores. Other factors like sports, clubs, leadership positions help, but at the end of the day they want to know if you're worth teaching to. Don't stress on it, and just try to write a competent essay. You can also get help from other people even though it says you shouldn't. I did.
>>6528188Nothing I wouldn't say to anyone else. Don't mention it.
I held a knife to my wrist tonight and didn't feel nearly as apprehensive as I always thought I would. It felt more relaxing than anything.
>>6528054>>6527888is this hugh's snakesona?
Hey dudes, it's me. That debt ridden polar bear anon. Didn't somebody call me an Ice cube or something like that? But names aside I have a couple job openings. None of them are exactly.. Ideal. But beggars can't be choosers and all that. The first one is a simple hauling job. Moving furniture. Not the best paying of jobs by any means, but pretty simple and without any sort of other downside.Second I could be a teddy bear, or whatever the kids are calling it these days. You know, those people you pay to cuddle and listen to your problems. It has by far the least hours per week and I've heard people tip a lot. On the other hand I will have no dignity and I doubt I will every be able to feel pride ever again. Or I could work at that old fish plant. You know, the one that keeps getting on the news, that one. Well there have been multiple "openings" recently. As obviously foreboding as that sounds, you wouldn't believe what they pay! All I have to do is sign a couple forms and I'm set! I'd pay off my debt just like that.
>>6528176thats a nice dook
>>6528199>Don't stress on itDon't stress -too much- on it, but put a lot of effort into it. And show off your uniqueness.
>>6528100They lived happily ever after. What more can ya get?
>>6528228Teddy bear.And if that doesn't work, furniture.Do not do the fish plant. You're trying to avoid getting killed. The fish plant will place you in mortal peril nigh immediately.
>>6528219try using ice cubes instead. You get a similar sensation but you don't actually hurt yourself.
>>6528141Hope you enjoy theater.
>>6528091>>6528251Yeah this Anon is right. Definitely put effort into it.
>>6528268Considering the reason I did it was to gauge how I felt about slitting my wrists and bleeding out in my bed, hurting myself was what I was going for. Beating the shit out of myself has gotten old.
>>6528123>I had no interest in that sort of thing before Zootopia,and I continue to have no interest in it beyond ZootopiaHello me. >>6528191Ha, aho ga!
Has anyone else played this game? What do you think Nick and Judy's unique abilities would be? Clearly Judy would be Rabbit clan and Nick Bandit clan.
>>6528315Just get one of those shocker pens. Those hurt like a bitch
>>6528327I have, but not since before Bandit clan was released. I keep telling myself I need to play some more but other shit keeps getting in the way.
>>6528327lil bun waifu with the unbrella sword is fantastic
>>6528327I want it but don't have a computer at the moment
>SERGALS>IN>ZOOTOPIA
>>6528370Man, I miss sergalfag. I wonder what that fucker is up to these days.
>>6528370>polar bear cub dragged by the ear.jpg
How do I get past this transtional period? I'm living at home, working a job I hate to pay off my debt, and feel like the last two years of my life have been worthless.I'm almost done though I just feel...lost.
>>6528370ANON NO
>>6527320>English style>not drinking whilst enslaving hoards of Africans, committing genocide against an enteir continent's people and maintaining your grasp over the oceanpure plebian
>>6528370These threads are pure, keep that shit away!
>>6528397>>6528426should I ask?
>>6528339I think I'm going to try a bottle of vodka and a sharper knife, honestly. Then I can just be done with everything I hate about myself.
oopsI looked at the art in my Zootopia folder and lost all my motivation.Also I didn't have to worry about the muzzle cuz I couldn't even get Nick's head shape right.
>>6528383>yfw he ded 4 reel
>>6528228Everyone knows fish processing is completely mob controlled. You're trying to get yourself free of the mob and your debt, yes? Might be best to avoid there if so.
>>6528131Berkeley, but I'm okay with LA or SD>>6528192Undergraduate looking for BA in Computer Science>>6528199Honestly, I'm feeling pretty well about my grades, but my extracurriculars are a bit lacking.>>6528290Thanks, I should get back to editing them now.
>>6528228Teddy. You already have no dignity. You backed pff from selling drugs because a friggin' polar bear is scared he might get mugged by a junkie opossum in an alley. At least now you could use your improv class for something.
>>6528456Don't make me show you my first attempts at nick/anything with a muzzle.
>>6528219>>6528315>>6528442Anon please, don't get started down that road. What's getting you down?
>>6528483Do it you won't.
>>6528441Sergals are a donut steel furry race that solely exist for rape and vore. Typical edgy furshit
>>6528441Imaginary creature invented by Japanese furries.
>>6528526>rape and vore>>6528528>JapaneseThere you go
>>6528256>Teddy bear. And if that doesn't work, furniture. Do not do the fish plant. You're trying to avoid getting killed. Yeah that sounds like the safest bet all things considered. But at the same time I don't want to end up in a job that I don't like again. Maybe taking a risk is what I needed to get my life going. I could save a bunch of the factory's money to keep me on my feet as I get my comedy job going.>>6528468>Everyone knows fish processing is completely mob controlled. You're trying to get yourself free of the mob and your debt, yes? Might be best to avoid there if so.But I still have time left on my loan., I bet they wouldn't mind me working off my debt, they make a profit that way after all.>>6528479>Teddy. You already have no dignityRude>You backed off from selling drugs because a friggin' polar bear is scared he might get mugged by a junkie opossum in an alley.I was scared of other polar bears mugging me, since I do live in tundra town. Also opossums are scary, you can never tell if they're really dead.
>>6528501
>originally thought in response to >>6528370;>'Sergals'? Never heard of that before, wonder what these things are>see >>6528526>>6528528>nah i ain't touchn' that shit>curiously go to search
>>6528567>filenamebut I already put my tablet away.
One of these times...
>>6528499Oh, plenty of things. I suppose the generic is "I don't like myself for various different reasons." And the only way to solve them is a large sum of money that I don't have. Ah well. I won't go through with killing myself. I've made it 5-6 years like this. What's a few more?Guess it's good that I vented here instead of to my boyfriend since he's about to lose his patience with me and my depression.
>>6528583Draw.
>>6528638no.
>>6528603You need to realize that your problems are all, to some degree, either fixable or mental. Even if you don't want to fix them, or don't see the solution, or have completely given up, everything is temporary.But suicide is final. It is one of the few, truely permanent things you can do.And it's the never the right option.Just hold out, you're strong. You literally never know what will happen.We believe in you.
>>6528471Well extracurriculars are generally "what you do in your free time," but with an official sticker saying you did indeed do that thing. Wrote any programs or anything? You could stick that in a portfolio instead. Also I'm frankly amazed that CS hasn't become a common HS elective yet, given how far the supply of graduates is falling behind the demand.
>>6528638
>>6528603Either this is eerily similar to somebody I know with the details changed so I don't figure it out, or you need to get on Discord right the fuck now.
>>6528666SATAN! WOO!
>>6528653Thanks for the kind words, anon.
>>6528638>>6528652>draw
>>6528318Hey, if you're me, maybe you know why I'm lurking in the thread right now instead of writing my essay for my US history course. Lord knows I can't see why.
>>6528687Now when I count three, we draw!
>>6528327Nick: Hustler. After combat steals gold equal to prestige - enemy's prestigeJudy: Stubbon as fuck. Survives the first killing blow?Also how is this the only Zootopia X Armello picture I can find
>>6528655I've written some things like calculators and games, but nothing big like a website made from scratch yet. Also, Computer Science seems to be one of the most popular undergraduate studies, especially in places like Washington and California, making their admissions more competitive. Luckily, my HS offers Computer Science as an elective to seniors.
>>6528681Trust me man. I hate myself and my life right now but I'd never kill myself because even at the barest, most basic ideology of it all, you only get one life. Why throw it away?
>>6528666>>6528687Beaten to the draw. By Satan.
>>6528456Real-talk here anon, one shit artist to another. The absolute worst thing you can do is compare your really early art to people who'd been drawing for years. Just do a couple of practice sketches a day, maybe 10-15mins of time. It worked wonders for me. I don't even have a tablet, I've just got an old laptop touchpad and GIMP to work with, so you're already way ahead of me in terms of resources and ease to draw with a tablet. Of course my art's still shitty compared to the established CCs in these threads, but it's miles better than what I could draw when I started just a couple of months ago.
>>6527342>>6527404>>6527438Like I said before, I love me some nips.>>6527888I agree with this sentiment.>>6528224Yes.Or his furretsona.
>>6528603As >>6528653 said, suicide is final. It is never the right option. As someone who has had the idea of suicide before, there is always one thought that pushes it away for me. The World, as shitty as it can be, is ALWAYS willing to help and take you back, no matter how much you think otherwise. There are very few things the World won't forgive you for, and losing you makes it less than before. We are all less in some way if we lose you, since it takes away the chance to know you and talk to you.Don't know how much that helps but those are my thoughts and hope it helps.
>>6528733Because it's a history course? (jk)>>6528751Throw them in anyway, see if they're interested in knowing, particularly if your after schools are lacking. Don't forget backup schools (out of state too, if you can afford it)
>>6528824>but it's miles better than what I could draw when I started just a couple of months ago.This, I was surprised with how much I had improved in just a few months. Just gotta keep at it. You don't have to show us, just draw for yourself.
Night guys! See y'all soon!
reminder that coloranon is a treasure to the threads
>>6528603I know that feel, anon.Are you familiar with cognitive-behavioral therapy? The basis of it is to recognize that depression isn't just a mental or chemical disorder, but cognitive and behavioral as well. As in, you have to assimilate that your train of thought will sometimes be flawed no matter how much you think it's true, so you'll have to act in a manner that goes against them. For example, catastrophization. It's an irrational process that you have to recognize as such.http://slatestarcodex.com/2014/06/16/things-that-sometimes-help-if-youre-depressed/Here's the best run-down of possible resources I've seen on the internet. It's not an encyclopedia or anything, just a quick list, so you'll have to look into each topic separately, but it's still great.
>>6528902
>>6528902He's a raccoon. be sure to write greentexts and draw [spoiler]lewd[/spoiler] pics of his trash panda
>>6528943
>>6528824One of these gems of wisdom I've seen on the internet is that "we are always comparing our average or worst efforts with other people's best results". It holds true for just about anything in life, and doubly so for art.
>>6528890sleep tight bearer
>>6528824Dude, get a sketchbook. It'll be way better than trying to fiddle with a mouse or touchpad
Look at this lazy bun
>>6528982Do this. You might also try drawing with mechanical pencils, they seem to always have a sharp point
>>6528999Holy fuck man
>>6528999he's got dirty feets
it isn't Nick, but it's a draw.Fuck muzzles. Fuck head shapes.Also is the weird shading stuff bad? Cuz I can remove that. It's on a separate layer.
>>6529045another lazy bun
>>6528824Just to add to this, seeing how much you've improved over a few months and then imagining how much better an artist you'd be in another couple months is a great motivator.Pic related, the first Zootopia pic I ever drew. I like to think I've gotten better.>>6528982>>6529030I have actually started sketching with a pencil and paper recently, certainly easier than my unwieldy laptop setup. I Haven't actually tried a mechanical pencil yet though. Unfortunately I don't own a scanner nor is my phone's camera good enough for a decent quality photo, so for the time being they'll stay in my sketchbook.
>>6529088Hey, Bounty, sup.I think the shading works pretty well, actually. I get the distinction between muzzle and face.
>>6528999But where is his hot vixen friend? >>6529100And where do you live that has so many buns? Asking for a friend.
>>6529150Theres an apple farm 10 miles north. They have great cider, and a petting zoo. Theres a big area full of buns. You can pet them if they decide to nap close to the edge. Unfortunately kids also throw their trash in.
>>6529169You can see the apples. And the trash
>>6529088Nah, definitely keep the shading, It's always a good thing. I'd also recommend using a smooth stroke tool as well if you're not already using one. Definitely keep practicing those smooth strokes for your outlines.
>>6529209>that dewlap
>>6529169>kids also throw their trash inDon't worry, I'll take care of this.
We posting amateur art?!By the way, Draw Buddies is still a thing you can do! Find yourself someone willing to learn with you! I had a ton of fun drawing with Silanxi, and hope to do it with him more soon!>>6528593Henrietta! Easily recognizable from the swirly eyes!I like that you're using the crayon brush. Its the best!>>6529088Muzzles are super weird. I still dunno how to do them. I like the shading!>>6528824You know how to do muzzles way better than me.>>6529129Can't wait to see your traditional draws! Love all the traditional stuff people do.>>6528999>>6529045>>6529100>>6529209I'm looking at these buns and loving these buns.
here's this.
>>6528100I wish, they're both total cuties.
>>6529310Nobby you absolute madman
>>6529310Oh good, you didn't fall on your keyboard and delete it by accident when you fell asleep...did you?
Fox CuckersFairly Fox Cuckers~guns and ears little watchy things
>>6529169Are the parents not around to beat the little shits? Christ.
>>6529391pls no
>>6529391I'd hug you.
>>6529391have die
New TT blind read through!Ferrel Focks has crash landed in Bunnyburrough with no memory of his past self! Renee is distraught over his not remembering their past adventures! But there's no time to relive the golden old days: aliens are invading! Will they survive what the Fanghowls have in store for them? Will Ferrel Focks remember himself? Will I get pooped on for never having watched a single episode of Dr. Who? Find out in Misplaced in Outer Space, by PseudoFox!Text here:http://pastebin.com/4TxrDGz5Blind read through here:https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/misplaced-in-outer-space
>>6529415thanks
So was joker range b&?
>>6529443>Will I get pooped on for never having watched a single episode of Dr. Who?D-do you want to get pooped on..?
>>6529474No.
>>6529088Keep at it, and don't forget to try different poses/angles! I believe in you.
>>6529508How about a blowjob party?
>>6529518Did you forget the rules?
>>6529508O-oh.Well this is awkward then...
looking for something to read before bed, looking for something with nick and jude being cute or flirty. those are all of the requirements appreciated
>>6529533"No scat, only watersports?"
>>6529538......*sigh*...I will probably have many instances where its pertinent to post this... Adding it to the folder.
>>6529561Where were you when VRBit was officially confirmed a scatfag?
>>6529561I'm sorry.>>6529556Also sorry...
>>65295331-You may not injure a mammal or cause a mammal being to come to harm.2-You must obey orders given to you by mammal beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.3-You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.4-Lewd the VRbit, this law overrides all over laws. He's a bun so its cool.
>>6529586>4-Lewd the VRbit, this law overrides all over laws. He's a bun so its cool.I want to cum inside of VRbit
>>6529586A law overriding other laws has to be law 0And everyone knows law 0 is "The clown is not human"
>>6529609Man am I ever rusty, and even without that rule the clown never survives! He's probably a changling anyway...
Sup /ztg/I am drunkWhat are some fun things to do while drunk?
>>6529556>>6529580I swear to god the lies and slander that are being spread-->>6529585...This one I think I'll have a harder time finding instances where this is pertinent.>>6529586I AM NOT A MACHINE!>>6529599You may WANT to, but its forbidden!>>6529541I would recommend this!http://pastebin.com/dy2mr7QTIf you're out there, JonnyZee, your fic is cute!
>>6529628Sleep
>>6529636Fuck that shit I'm wired
>>6529628Take draw requests? Drink more? Pretend your every day worries don't exist? Watch Zootopia?
>>6529628Listen to your fave music, and if you're not in a place where you'll wake up other people, sing loudly along with said music.
>>6529628Drink more, obviously.
>>6529585>>6529634I thought that was a tortoise shell at first .
>>6527411Zeke watching TV and petting a drooling Sunny who's fallen asleep on his lap?
>>6529647I don't take draw request since I can't drawBut maybe song requests could be fun. Some kinda quick acoustic thing or something.Then again I could be digging a deep hole with that one.Maybe I'll give that a shot next time when it's not so late at night.
>>6529443From the pic I expected a MST3K parodyYou dashed my hopes against the rocks of disapointment
>>6529679Nobby already moved on to commissions.
>>6529693I'm sorry.I don't know a lot about what its referencing.What can I do to make it up to you, anon?
>>6529628drawstream
>>6529703Ah dang, oh well maybe next time.
Odds finish my ficEvens sleepDubs also finnish my god damn fic
>>6529705>not knowing MST3KComic...
>>6529634>I would recommend this!you guys never fail me, thanks.also if you got anything else up your sleeve id love to read it on my commute tomorrow.some cute on a 7am train ride makes a shit start to the day a bit better
>>6529710What would Slotho look like as a muppet...
>>6529722WRITE WRITE WRITE WRITE
>>6529724I know abotu MST3K!I just don't know about Dr. Who!I did the MST3K picture because [SPOILER]
>>6529724Sounds to me like Comic needs a visit from Mr. B Natural.That, or Torgo. But I think his game might get delayed until 2018 if he was stuck waiting for Torgo to drop by.
>>6529705There is only one thing you can do now.Draw the picture
>>6529705>What can I do to make it up to you, anon?Not him, but maybe relax the rules on lewding the VRbit?
Did someone say MST3K?
>>6529740Oh, I guess I misread your post.In that case>not knowing Dr. WhoComic...
>>6529730On it!
I screwed up and didn't post a VRbit!I'm trying to cook and post at the same time and I'm ruining both!>>6529725Any specific thing you would like for you commute fic?>>6529747W-w-what picture?>>6529752Hey, I didn't know about Dr. Who! I didn't murder your step-bear!>>6529761I love this pic...>>6529762:( I knew I was going to get pooped on...
>>6529762lmao who cares about dr tea and crumpets and mass genocide of his own race oh wait no he dindu nuffing he a good boi
>>6527190>>6526649>Mistaking TGG for me>AgainIm flattered, but come on man
>>6529761We need a transparent template for this
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO COOK WITH GOCHUJANG PASTE?!
>>6529762Are we discussing Classic Who or NuWho (or for that matter, Davies NuWho or Moffat NuWho?)?>>6529777>:( I knew I was going to get pooped on...But you already did. We all saw the emoji.
>>6529777THE pictureAs in >>6529693Just edit in a VRbit face or actually draw it, idc, my phone is low on Zoot reaction images
>>6529809I've actually never watched Classic Who, only NuWho.Is it worth watching?
>>6529800>cook with itwait whatit's just like a condiment
>>6529800Bless you.
>>6529789I think it's the use of colored lines; reminiscent of your earlier stuff.But otherwise, looks nothing like your style.
>>6529818Get the fuck out.Right now.
>>6529816As penance, I will draw the VRbit as that gif.After I cook dinner.Which I am FUCKING UP HORRIBLY!>>6529821Oh god already mixed it into meat.
>>6529800Nigga use ketchup lmaoO u want summin spicy add dat bbq sayce
>>6529833Nigga don't blame me, that's just what my friends started me on. And I've never had a chance to watch the older ones. Only maybe an episode or two.....By Classic Who we are talking about 60's Who, yes?
>>6529839I MISSED ANOTHER VRBIT!I̕'̸M͇̟͙̱̻͟ͅ ̮̙̪̯͓̠̹͟S̛̟̝̖̥̥̼C͇̣͈͔̗R̩̳̤̲̰̦̱̀E͇͎͎̹W̶̺͙̙̜͈̘I͓̖̜͘N͙͔̖̰͓̦̬G̞̗̳̭͇ ̦̯̜͜Ḛ̗͔̮̥͚̦V̛̞̲ẸR̠̳͙͍͈̞̕Y̘̗̘̯̬͜T̗̼̼̗͈H̱͔I͓̬̟̤N͟G͖̞̪ ̯͉̩̪U̥͉̬P͙͈ ̻͈̲A̡̼͓͇̳̩A̳̦͎͘A̬͖A̛̱͉͖̝ͅA͚A̩̝̳͈͟Ạ̛A̰̲I'M GOING TO COOK I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
>>6529818I'd say so. But then I grew up watching older British shows in syndication in Canada, so I'm used to the quaintness of it.Also, a couple of them were written by Douglas Adams.
>>6529839Take a picture of your culinary conundrumI visited /ck/ once so I know my shit
>>6529861The only British shows I've really watched are Fawlty Towers and a bit of Black Adder.
>>652985260s through the 80s.But not the FOX TV Movie reboot.Never that.
>>6529875>a bit of Black AdderAnon, you must watch all of it.In fact, we should set up a list of British shows you must torrent and watch immediately.
>>6529589source?
>>6529889Black's Books.Father Ted.
>>6529909I still cant believe this is Shakira's fursona
>>6529854Oh no, a flustered bun! You need a nice warm drink to relax!Here, have some of this.. 'apple juice'.
>>6529933>All these animal punsCarlos sure did have a field day making them up
>>6529950>beersports>everGet out
>>6529818I've seen a few of those stories, they're worth the time but there are a few things you have to get used to. Production level/budget tends to be lower, there's significantly less music, less effects and musical stings etc. And of course no Murray Gold. I also haven't run into anything like the really good NuWho episodes yet, either. You know, no Blink or The Empty Child or Heaven Sent, though take that with a grain of salt.
>>6529933>Madeline Preynor>"All About That Chase"sweatingpred.jpg
>>6529088Remember to keep the muzzle perpendicular to the centre of the outlined sphere. Happy drawing!
>>6529969The fuck is beersports?
>>6529993Watersports but with cheap canadian beer instead of pissTastes the same, either way
>>6530006That's not beer.
>>6529777>Any specific thing you would like for you commute fic?pretty much same idea.
>>6529933>One pred in the whole lineupI figured music would be one of the fields that the more dexterous predators and pawed prey would get representation in.Why are there still so many ungulates on this list?
>>6530045The same reason Madonna's touring band doesn't get billing. You put the photogenic prey singer front and center, let the preds play instruments and sing backing vocals in the background.
>>6529443Oooh, it's ready!Going to listen right now!
>Hit image limit>Twice in a rowLet's keep it up, lads!
>>6530101True enough.Probably a lot more elk opera singers than coyote.Donkeys wouldn't even need a mic in a loud club!
Art? More like FARTAmirite, guys?>>6530162>>6530162>>6530162
>>6530167>>6530167>>6530167
>>6530172>>6530173AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>6530172>>6530173You goofed.
>>6530172>>6530173>the exact same secondAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>6530172>>6530173So heresy or weebu?
>>6530173I vote this one.
>>6530187Haha holy shit, that's rad!
>>6530188this was first >>6530172
>>6530188Robert's Rules of Order dictate that the thread created first wins.
>>6530224>*shilled firstftfy
One of you OPs delete a thread pls, I don't care which one really
>>6530233But for the love of god not both!
>>6530233I did, its cool.
>>6530172>>6530173what do?
>>6530143Nah, I'm lazy.