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Zootopia Thread: Relaxing Edition

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cuck
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>>6292437
>one second

FUCK
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Cucked x2
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>AT LEAST HELL IS WARM
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lods of ebune
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>>6292479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc
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Greentext posting time!
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>>6292479
>Not the council of Bunrold.jpg
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Judy is very disappointed in ALL of you.
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>Schalke
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>>6292530
Canon you blame us?
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>>6292530
Don't fight it, judy.
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>>6292437
OFFICER BUNE
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I like big buns and I cannot lie.
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Gross.
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Member old memes?
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>>6292618
No.
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>>6292530
It's not my fault she has an amazing ass.
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Haha what do you think she smells like under that uniform :)
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>>6292648
I really wish this caught on. It's an interesting idea.
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>>6292170
A lot of this can work, I feel.

I personally picture Percy with a clearly male voice, but not particularly deep. Probably only because despite his size he's definitely a man.

Hugh airing more on the side of androgynous. Still a clearly male voice, but the way he says certain words gives the whole thing more of a feminine tinge. A deeper voice is fine though, and would fit with the slacker attitude. I haven't found anyone that clicks to me, but I found something kinda close I guess?

Maxine with Daria is perfect, though I imagine she expresses much more emotion in her dialogue. Maybe Beavis and Butthead-era Daria would be better.

>>6292078
>Give Percy James Earl Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw45nBcWNbQ
>C'mere you!
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>>6291758
Very.
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Lads it's clunk. I'm sitting in a movie theater ready to watch the arrival with my girl. What do
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post something Zootopia related
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Nicholas Wilde is my soulmate. My husbando. The love of my life. The one being I would go to the ends of the earth to prove my love to. He is the PB to my J, the moon to my sun, the Savage to my Skye. He is my Rock, my Dwayne, my Johnson. He completes me.

You fuckers stay away from him, he's mine.
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>>6292707
̶G̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶t̶.̶
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>>6292707
TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE YOU FUCKING ANIMAL.
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>>6292707
Get off 4chan and pay attention to your girlfriend.
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>>6292707
buy me some popcorn
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>>6292707
Hold her hand.
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>>6292738
No.
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>>6292475
>AND FULL OF SINNERS
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>>6292659
the fuck kind of push up is that Judy
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>>6292813
It's planking, not push ups.
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>>6292771
Stay away from him you hussy bunny
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>>6292659
Well, most of her will be fine, the scent of kevlar and such, mixing with her natural fur. No pit stains here.
What will reek however, will be her paws. That's where the bunny scent glands are, what she's been walking on, touching things with.

So by the end of the day, she could probably knock out a perp just by sticking a paw on their nose, as they sniff and pick up a day's worth of dirt, filth, soot, and sweat. The way the fur gets matted.

She tried it on Nick once as a joke, he practically collapsed, his eyes rolling back as his tongue started licking her helplessly.

Turns out he was a scent freak. And turns out that nothing turns on Judy more.
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>>6292813
>This accurately describes my relationship with my best friend when he got me working out
Anyway, it's a triangle push-up: you make a triangle with you thumbs and pointer fingers under your sternum and push up from that
It's much harder and it sucks
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>>6292813
That's shitty planking

>>6292659
AND terrible form pushups

I am dissapointed, Jude
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>>6292851
Oh right
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>>6292909
>terrible form pushups
Go back to /fit/ with the rest of the people that don't know shit about exercise.
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>>6292858
Don't worry, sharing's an option.
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>>6292982
Man, it's a testament to Gisnep's design team that we can so easily distinguish between creatures of the same species without resorting to making them sparkledogs
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I can't believe TBP is fucking dead
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>>6293021
I can't believe BSP is fucking dead
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>>6293041
I can't believe it's not butter.
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>>6293041
I can't believe RSB is fucking dead
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>>6293041
I can't believe Leonard Cohen is fucking dead.
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>>6293054
I can't believe that there will never be another The Late Stake
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I can't believe you read it.
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I can't believe I'm fucking dead
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>>6293041
Weaver never keeps half of his promises, so don't be surprised
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>>6293134
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>>6293084
>DO NOT LOOK UP "THE LATE STAKE"
Don't we have a dramatic reading of this somewhere?
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>>6293084
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>I can't believe Bunano-
TWO OUTTA TEN
CU᠎CKS RED ON A DAILY BASIS
UM...
SOMETHING SOMETHING INFLATION
I'M SO FUCKING FUNNY GUYS
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>>6293182
Yup
https://www.dropbox.com/s/vqv736x1aojpuef/Don't%20Read%20A%20Comic%20Labelled%20Weaver.mp3?dl=0
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>>6293199
*farts on u*
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>>6292683
delet
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Stop judging us, dad
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>>6293220
old memes never die
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>>6293279
I can't believe old memes aren't dead.
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>>6292418
Belated thread theme:

https://youtu.be/PEmqJBcQ2lg
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Sorry anon, another bun already got to me.
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>>6293249
>Vore

Eww now

But I would like a Nick in a cup

To Hot Glue
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>>6293325
This is stupidly catchy
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Checked, my friend
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>>6293333
Nice
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>>6293333
Yoooo
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>>6293325
She has a really convincing english accent
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>>6293333
And with these quads, the sanctity of WildeHopps remains untarnished.
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>>6292418
I need a hug
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>>6293397
Remove the stupid bunny slut
Give the tiny Nick to Finnick, Bogo, Gideon, or even Clawhauser.
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>>6293413
Only if you promise not to try and sneak a kiss
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>>6293333
quads confirm

anon is cucked
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I'm here for this
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>https://vid.me/qhla

????????????????

do you feel it now
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You wanna talk, anon?
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>Tuesday morning and Nick was at his desk.
>Reports to write, evidence to file, coffee to down, it was all very humdrum. He'd gotten used to the administrative work, and was even faster at it than Judy, but it didn't stop it from being mind-numbingly dull.
>'Why do we have to do these ourselves, anyway?' he pondered, as he finished typing up his case file.
>'Bored bored bored.' He took a nibble out of a carrot, as he hit send.
>But it had to be done. Bogo had already gotten on his case twice this week about how far behind he was, and he didn't want to be cut off from patrol again.
>Today was going to be a slow day.

>His phone went off as he returned from the bathroom.
>"Hey Nicky. How's indentured servitude treating ya?"
>He snickered. "I'll live. How's Sahara Square?"
>"Well it's hot, with lots of sand."
>"Cool."
>She chuckled in response. "Well, I'm pretty much just standing in front of the yellow tape, keeping people out of the building, so I thought I'd call."
>"I'll trade with ya."
>"Hah, not likely." She paused, tapping the barrier with her fingers.
>"Anyway, I was going to say, a few of the newer guys in the pen have tomorrow off, and they're going bowling. I say we join them. Have some snacks, get to know them a little better, what say you?"
>"Hmm, tempting. Are you buyin-"

Continue.
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>>6293710
I can feel it, Mr. Krabs.
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>Nick paused, peering upwards.
>Did his eyes betray him?
>No, he was certain. It was THAT bunny, passing by his door, being escorted by Wolford.
>"Nick?"
>"Hmm? Oh hey." he responded.
>"Guess what! Savage is here again."
>"What, really?"
>"Oh yes. Not sure what he's doing, but that was definitely him."
>"Huh. I wonder what this is about. Geez, of all the days to get sent out."
>"Yeah. Well, I'll skulk around, maybe find out what he's doing. Hey, maybe we can invite him bowling, quote unquote, eh?"
>"Niiiick!"
>"Hey, remember last time? Hell, I can hear you blushing from here."
>"You doofus!"
>"Heh, well, I'll call you back."
>He hung up, spinning the phone around his fingers and sliding it into his pocket before peering out the door.

>2pm and he hadn't been able to catch the little striped bunny alone.
>Mere glimpses of them passing through hallways or in meeting rooms were all he had so far.
>'Good thing Bogo is shortsighted, or he might have seen me that one time,' he thought.
>They were now in the rec room, with Wolford offering Savage a coffee.
>"Thanks," the bunny said, in a nasally voice.
>"No problem. We appreciate your assistance in this investigation."
>"Of course. Hope we can get this resolved before the trail gets cold."
>"I have to report back to the chief now. Do you need anything else at the moment?"
>"Yeah, I could use a shower."
>"Of course. Head back to the evidence locker. Second left past that door is the gym. Locker room is the next one over."
>"Thank you. Dismissed."

Continued.
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>>6293806
>Nick slid behind the water fountain as Wolford exited the room.
>Once he was out of sight, he peered in.
>There he was, once again. Jack Savage. In the fuzz.
>He quietly slid through the door.
>"Well hello there little bunny. Fancy seeing you around these parts."
>The rabbit peered up from his coffee.
>"Do I know you?" he raised an eyebrow.
>"Heheh. It's been a while. So what brings you here?" Nick said, casually pouring out a cup of his own. Was it him or did the little rabbit sound different?
>They began to talk, Nick eyeing Savage and Savage not really paying attention.
>"So the drug trade's picking up again. These crime bosses are playing a dangerous game. They don't want a potentially legal version of pastor available to people, because that'll destroy their market."
>"Mm hmm," Nick lapped at his coffee, making bedroom eyes at Savage. Savage look back, slightly perturbed.
>"Aanyway, they've decided to go in the opposite direction in response. We're seeing large increases in traffic, and they're starting to mix in other chemicals in there. Chems with dangerous side effects. Prove, so to speak, to Zootopia what a danger it is. Keep it illegal. Maybe funding for research gets cut off. Keep the business solely black market, and keep their profits flowing. Or at least, that's their gamble."
>"Sounds crazy enough to work."

Continua.
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>>6293822
>They spoke for a little bit more before Savage got up.
>"Well I have to get going. I need a shower, then I need to get checked into my hotel."
>"Shower eh? Maybe I'll join you," Nick raised his eyebrows.
>"Seriously, are you flirting with me, officer?"
>"Maybe I am, you goofball." Nick took a step forward, only for the bunny to take a step back.
>"Alright, that's a little out of line."
>Nick was visibly confused.
>"What's going on with you, Savage? It's me, Wilde." Nick continued on forward, getting a little frustrated.
>"I can see that," he said, pointing to Nick's badge.
>"Well why are you treating me like such a stran-" he was cut off, as he stumbled over a chair and directly onto Savage.

>They rolled over, knocking over a couple more chairs and tumbling over.
>"Seriously, officer, what is your-" Savage looked up, seeing Nick blushing profusely.
>Nick had landed on top of her, his paw on her crotch.
>He began to squeeze his palm a little, to make sure he wasn't crazy.
>"W-what?" He looked visibly disturbed.
>She was a little indignant now. "What are you doing?"
>Nick sprung backwards, tripping over the chair behind him and landing on his butt.
>"W-what happened to you?"
>"What happened to me?" she said, getting up and dusting her jacket off. "What's happening to you? What do you think you're doing?"
>Nick's face got even redder.
>"S-Savage?"
>"Yeah."
>"J-Jack Savage?"
>Her eyes widened, and her cheeks reddened a little herself as she realized what was going on.
>"Oh god. Oh geez, I'm such an idiot." She palmed her face with her right paw.
>Nick shuffled around a little.
>She walked forward, offering Nick her paw.
>Nick, trembling a little, took it, getting up.
>"I'm not Jack," she said, shaking his paw. "It's Jill. Jill Savage."

END.

Will do more later, maybe, idfk.
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>>6293710
This is really well done. I stopped listening to vaporwave years ago after it got played out on /mu/ but this makes me reconsider putting it down outright. I particularly like short the audio drop-outs, they add a percussive effect to it that fits quite nicely.
Not too many music anons - thanks for providing!
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>>6293832

https://soundcloud.com/user-141799361
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>>6293830
T-that's sexual harassment Nick.

Even if it wasn't Jill
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appreciated.

>>6293719
idk. just been feeling terrible lately. more than usual.
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I see potential here
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>more than usual
Well, I hope you feel better soon
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>>6294076
Try to get some more sunlight if you can. Seasonal disorder is a bitch.

We live during a time of great possibilities, anon. Whatever's got you down can be solved with enough patience and determination.
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>>6294032
The green seems to suggest a pre-existing relationship between Nick and Jack, in which case a state of implied consent exists between them.
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They're good at moving around, those skunks.

Y'know I heard up until recently they were considered mustelids. Dunno how true that is. They're in the same family, I think. Not the same genus though.
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>>6294210
I mean the crotch grabbing
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>>6294221
Feeling better than last night Inks?
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>>6294315
Do you not grab the crotch of your lovers? Autism
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>>6294335
Yeah. I'm in a much better mood. Thanks for the concern.

Prolly gonna be in and out with a bit of content of the gay variety throughout the night. I have some suggestions/requests I need to find/fill
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>>6294396
Good luck! Crossing my fingers for cutie bunny bois.
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>>6294396
I'm eagerly awaiting the gay, Inky. Glad to hear you're feeling better!
>>6293869
Listened around and liked it a lot. Thanks for the link!
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>>6294448
I got my fingers crossed for SJW giraffe on thick lesbian pred action.

>>6294396
Good to see you feeling better, Inky.
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>>6294396
I'd ask since I wasn't here, but I don't want to start anything. All I'll say is good to hear you're in a better mood.
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Hello /ztg/ it's me again, weed guy.

Sorry if I'm bothering you.
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>>6294506
Weed guy?
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>>6294534
T H R E A D
P E R S O N A L I T I E S
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>>6294506
Lmao
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>>6294613
You caught me

>>6294534
Sometimes I speak in here while high. When I'm sober I only lurk.
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>>6294396
Gay more like great
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>>6294636
Ah I see. I gotta head out to work or else I'd stick around and talk. Have a good night!
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Hi thread, I liked Otterly's Spots and Stripes fic so I made this.

http://pastebin.com/thxPJuZg if you haven't read it.

Hopefully I can do some more zoot draws in the near future, life's being all demanding lately.
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>>6294636
Literally nobody cares.
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>>6294715
Cool to see you're alive Kam, always enjoy your work.
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>>6294715
This is fucking ill. One of my favorite fics too.
Thanks for the new background, anon!
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>>6294743
...err, Kam, I didn't see the signature...
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Re posting my greentext because why not.

>Jack Savage took a deep breath, a great cloud of frosty mist billowing about.
>He would have to act without remorse or even a single falter.
>The lives of every single Zootopian lay on his shoulders.
>He drew his dartgun, his eyes narrowing into pinpricks.
>Two bears, wielding baseball bats stood waiting at the door leading into a fish warehouse.
>It seemed there were dozens of fish warehouses a block in tundra town.
>Jack wondered why the enemy always hid these warehouses and never, say, a sunny meadow or a cozy cafÃÂÃÂÃÂé.
>In the dark the bears didn't even see him coming.
>They didn't smell him either, courtesy of the fish.
>The bear to the left was peppered by a half dozen of the darts, he wouldn't feel a thing.
>He had no time to reload.
>Instead Jack lept for the second bear's face.
>All he could do was hope that the weight of his leap could carry through in pacifying his assailant.
>A gamble; Jack always loved to gamble.
>The bear attempted to bat him from the air with a massive amount of force.
>If he hit Jack, his internal organs would have been mush and his bones would be splinters.
>Would
>Always the keyword with Jack.
>Instead, he impacted the polar bear with enough force to cleanly knock him out.
>Jack was pretty sure the drop into the icy slush didn't help the headache he would already be harboring.
>Speaking of icy slush, it seemed to coat every inch of Jack's body
>He was wearing his favorite jacket too.
>"Talk about warm reception."
>That was a bad one even for Jack.
>As he approached the warehouse proper he knew he had to step up his game.
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>>6294815
>He knew what lay ahead.
>The final encounter, the end to this madness.
>He just opened the door.
>There was no use sneaking in.
>A panicked detonation was the exact opposite of what Jack wanted.
>He would have to do what he did best, the impossible.
>"I've been expecting you, Jack Savage. You know these type of events require an invitation? Then again, when has being polite ever suited you?"
>The way that bastard purred, thinking he was on top of the world.
>"But who am I to leave you out in the cold like this? Come in, watch as your world burns."
>Dr. Meow beckoned for the entrance to the warehouse.
>The bristling rifles of at least thirty assorted predators gave him little option in the matter.
>The warehouse was decorated to beyond the point of lavishness.
>A red carpet warmly clung onto his paws, and in front of him a massive dining table stood.
>That sick fuck had spent a fortune on this place.
>He never was this cocky in the past.
>That was more unsettling than the dozens of guards.
>"Please take a seat. It's my pleasure."
>That leopard's grin was infuriating as all hell
>"What do you expect me to do? Join you? Spill my beans?"
>Dr. Meow laughed.
>"No Mr. Savage, I expect you to dine."
>Jack knew what was coming, a giant self righteous rant.
>But after all this time it looked like he was going to win.
>It didn't matter though, he had to get to the detonator.
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>>6294733
Probably true. But it's 4chan. No one cares about anything.
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>>6294834
>As Jack took seat at the table, a wave of nausea swept over him.
>They were eating meat.
>"What is it? You afraid of the natural order? This is what I want, you know. The weak ruled by the strong."
>Dr. Meow put a plate in front of Jack.
>He didn't even look at it, he didn't need to.
>"I didn't just put the nighthowler bomb in the stadium. Every weather balloon is packed to the brim. Soon only the strong will remain."
>It was worse than he thought, far worse.
>"What was that rabbit's name, Sky, Skye? Or was she a fox? Hard to tell the way she slept around."
>Jack's fists clenched under the table.
>The leopard grinned
>Then Jack saw it, sitting in his left shirt pocket.
>The detonator.
>"And too think you-"
>Jack never let him finish his sentence.
>The fork so graciously left for Jack was now in Dr. Meow's paw.
>A second later the detonator was firmly within Jack's grasp.
>Dr. Meow wasn't sitting by idly by any means.
>For even as Jack retrieved the detonator, his free arm was sized violently.
>"I'll send you to hell. Just like your fucking bitch."
>Jack dropped the detonator and closed his eyes, it was all over.
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>>6294847
>Jack almost felt sorry for Dr. Meow, almost.
>The device attached to his lapel was extremely potent for it's size.
>He honestly was surprised they manged to cram the effect of an entire flash bang into something so small.
>Probably was expensive enough to have someone back in hq moaning their ass off.
>Jack wasted no time rushing under the table.
>He had the detonator of course, but that was barely worth mentioning as it was crush underfoot seconds later.
>Bullets, real lead not darts, pattered around him as the entire table turned to splinters.
>He was really lucky to survive, let alone escape unharmed.
>But in the end of the day, all he had was luck.
>A whole damn lot of it at that.
>As the Zia stormed the building dropping security left and right, he felt that oh so familiar sense of righteousness.
>He saved the entire damn city for the umpteenth time.
>That's why later that night he was trawling the bar despite all that happened.
>He needed a night off.
>And probably the next morning too.
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>>6294715
I love this so fucking much
You're the best Kam

The background is such a nice color and their expressions are exactly what I had in mind
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just fuck me up
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>>6294968
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>>6294868
cool.
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Guys we held hands and then she went home. It was a good night.
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>>6295182
That's nice but how is this related to Zootopia?
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>>6294868
I see the edits you've made and I approve
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>>6295182
Held hands?! Without protection? You need to go get tested dude.
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>>6295209
Fuck you that's why

>>6295225
That slut held my hand good too
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>>6295251
I bet she's done it hundreds of times before
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>>6295215
Thanks man!
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>>6295278
s-shut up

I-I-I mean it
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>>6295209
How is this Zootopia related?
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>Something comfy and domestic, like them spending a quiet Sunday together doing their own hobbies, such as Clancy knitting or quilting, and Percy doing whatever he does when he isn't at work or having a panic attack (origami..?).

>Or them reading in bed; always a cute couple trope, yet I don't know is anyone still does that in this day and age.

Decided to combine the two. Percy's usually either reading, working out, or watching football/bball/baseball on the television depending on the season.

>>6294479
>>6294668
Well, here's sometihing at least.

>>6294503
It's nothing worth talking about either way.

>>6294448
>>6294499
These are both things I'll need to do at some point, then.
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>>6295577
>Filename
Bet Stink twink is on the other side glaring at them.

Is very cute Inks, evil koala and slippery tube dude casual intimacy is very sweet.
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>>6295406
Well I mean it does have the word Zootopia in the post
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>>6295577
>filename

Couch sizes seem to be an ongoing issue with smaller mammals in Zootopia.
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>>6295857
Poor Beaves, hope he's still alive out there.
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>>6295711
>simpsons reference

This pleases me.

>>6295857
I guess it helps for extra comf, or when you have larger guests.
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>>6296077
Well if Clancy and Percy are a thing, who will be a thing with him?!
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why there's so little pics of nick being pounded?
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>>6296167
I never said they're going to be a thing. Just that the dynamic is fun to work with.

No ship is canon unless it happens to happen.
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>>6294868
Looks like a few changes since last time.

Since the bitterness he had for Judy(?) wasn't really explained, taking that part out was for the best.
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>>6296212
I want to see more of this myself.

That Nick is too anthro-looking for me though. It just looks really awkward.
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>>6296218
Yeah, that was a fragment from a previous version. I thought it worked better than it did.
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>>6296214
>No ship is canon unless it happens to happen.

In that case, how about Maxine/Stella? I think this thread is greatly lacking some hot bun-on-tiger action.
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>>6292797
Wasn't there a third series after this by Hell Is Warm anon?
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>>6296446
nope :v
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>>6293333
Hey, were you a youmacon last week?
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https://soundcloud.com/user-594411020/the-watering-hole
>this hard-ass punk
Holy shit
I love our CCs
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>>6296490
I'm sure there was. C'mon, hit me with the extra heretical stuff.
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>>6296281
I can draw that, sure.

Stella's not in the story proper, though.
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>>6296541
>CC's get featured on ZNN
>Some of the top viewed fanfiction on AO3
>Fucking QUALITY drawfags
>Musicians too
>Weaver

We have amazing content creators here. They CONSISTENTLY put out good shit. God bless you contentfags
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Weaver you stupid nigger, update pack street already REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>6296771
It's almost exactly like a certain other place that I don't want to talk about
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>>6296831
Oh dear lord that last one
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>>6296831
>It's all about fighting each other over the recent election
Remmy's gonna see how low-class preds can get
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>>6296732
I know, I just thought that with the talk of ships being noncanon unless stated, a noncanon character couldn't hurt.

But for a crack ship with characters that ARE in the actual comic...

Skunk boy/giraffe girl seems like it'd be a contender for "never gonna happen ever".
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>>6297058
Except the whole story took place before the Night Howler scandal was found out.
Sorry, m8; Ain't happenin'
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>it's a Nick and Judy take turns reading Clawhauser's fan fics about the ZPD episode
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>>6294499
Dubs demanded it.

>>6297085
I guess I can try to get on that then.
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>>6297167
>It's a Nick and Judy learn that Clawhauser has a creepy eating fetish from his fanfics
>Like he's written fucking detailed stories about each ZPD member being shrunk and eaten by him or one of their other coworkers
>With at least 40 different ones focused on Judy or Nick eating the other
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>>6297247
Wrong thick lesbian pred, I'm afraid, Inky.
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>>6297367
Except you didn't get dubs that time.
You lose.
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>>6297387
B-but I thought it was obvious.
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>>6297464
The dangers of ego
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>>6297348
>eating fetish
Vore
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>>6297085

>>6297367
Whoops!

>>6297464
Never assume. I am far from a mind reader.That's how that one anon ended up with a picture of Skye charging Jack a fortune.
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>>6297643
Oh. Any chance we can still get Canidae getting giraffe kisses?
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>>6297348
>that part where they get to the hard vore fic
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>>6297643
>That's how that one anon ended up with a picture of Skye charging Jack a fortune.
Ayy

But really, I didn't mind
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You'll Be in My Heart

by BaronPuddinPaws and SallyWhite92

Chapter 2 is out.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8447647/chapters/19584187
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>>6297643
Thanks Ink.
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>>6297796
Synopsis? Or is this that judeon fic
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>>6297692
Perhaps another day. I've never drawn Canidae before so it's better if I

Actually fuck it here is something. Hard kisses are too much for a speciest giraffe though.

>>6297825
You're welcome!

>>6297749
I can be pretty literal-minded, and I'm pretty shit at guessing too, I'll admit. Still glad you like it.
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>>6297692
>ftw had a dream last night of getting my throat tonguefucked by a giraffe

This is all your fault /ztg/
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>>6297867
Desmond please you already live that life.
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>>6297867
>been having dreams for a few weeks about snuggling in all comfy-like with a big strong wolf gf
I am both curious and terrorised as to where this will lead
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So I think Nick has made me...at least bi.

He's giving me urges...that I just had to take care of...when normally Judy does that.

This place can't be healthy.
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>>6297749
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>>6297854
would it be possible to either get a high school judy and gideon or a bellwether or lionheart lewd?
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>>6297854
>that filename

IT BEGINS

Thanks, Inky!
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>>6297891
>tfw used to be homophobic before I found Nick rose more urges than judy
so this is what an identity crisis feels like
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>>6297910
Nick has that affect on people.

>>6297904
>high school judy and gideon
Maybe. Probably not tonight. I'd want to think up some designs before I take a shot at it.

>bellwether or lionheart lewd?
I've drawn the former before. The latter probably not.

>>6297908
No problem!
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>>6297891
This place is as welcoming and intoxicating as Babylon. It welcomes you in with what little curiosity you have of it, we welcome you, and any slight impure thoughts you might have they're open to listen and help you with. Then when the weight is lifted off your shoulders, you're happily a degenerate within a week.
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>>6297939
i meant bellwether and lionheart lewd together

sorry typing this on mobile

thanks either way
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Hi gang my TT entry is late but almost ready to-

>>6297854

Wow, I did not expect this! Thanks to whoever requested it and thanks Inky!!

>filename

Edy's got a lot going for her too!
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>>6297952
I'm not really interested in doing that. I'm sorry.
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>>6297960
kk
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>>6297900
This reminds me of the time Dunkey beat Sky(e) in Smash
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>>6297972
I can draw Gideon and Judy in high school, though. Just not feeling it tonight is all.

I'll try it sometime this week if someone else hasn't taken their own crack at it.
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>>6297854
>Hard kisses are too much for a speciest giraffe though.
She will come around in time. To kiss like that is the ultimate weapon of the giraffe.
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>>6297991
thatd be cool

thank you inky
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>>6297891
I was already gay and Nick isn't really my type, there's good pics of him thou, but in the other paw Gideon is... just perfect.
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>>6297991
I would love to see that.
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>>6297939
But why? How? What is it about him?

>>6297942
I mean I've always been a degenerate, into furries for the longest time. But this is new to me, it feels...awkward.

>>6298032
Why do you like Gideon?
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>>6297891
Relatable
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Who here's having a comfy night?

Better not just be me.

Drop them comfy beats you're listening to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey41VMHj9nw

I'm working on my late TT entry. What are you all up to?
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>>6298063
Nick's kinda femme, slick cut, thin, big eyes, big hips.

In the other hand Gideon is chubby, cute cut, deep voice, I like he has that kind of beard, I love the shape of his body in general.
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>>6298032
I'm with this anon. I've never crushed for a character like Gideon before. Praise gerard
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>>6298063
well Gideon is one of like 4 or 5 mammals that has proper hair
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>>6298124
Sure, i'll participate in this ebin maymay
https://soundcloud.com/pikachu000000000/before-my-ink-is-dry
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>>6298133
I think in your reasons for your preferences, you listed why I prefer them the other way around.

I guess Nick's a bit...feminine?
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>>6298124
Would be better if some VR bunny would get his boi pucci spread by some big gruff predator but... other than that, pretty comfy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R8MkEsgf-I
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>>6298174
>feminine
yep, sorry auto-corrector

Cartoonist use bigger eyes for female character.
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>>6294448
>bunny bois
Those are in short supply these days. You need to stock up on 'em while you can.

Before you know it all bunny bois will be extinct, leaving only the divine bunny vag.

>>6298002
She is young. Clearly she is still unaware of her hidden power.
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>>6298220
>didn't post image

I swear this is like the 5th time I've done this.
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>>6298220
True, need to keep up while supply lasts
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>>6298225
Thank you Inks, always love Percy and Percy bun is just adorable.
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>>6298211
He's much taller though, and practically oozes machismo all over anyone that tries to interact with him
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>>6298124
I'm suitably comfy, just relaxing and trying to doodle a bit before bed.
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>>6298241
Oh sure, but I'm talking about how his body looks.
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>>6298247
I envy your cartoony style, just letting you know.
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>>6298225
She needs a teacher. Someone to show her the powers of the giraffe through practical demonstration on a willing test subject.
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Otterly here

What is this Noir you speak of? I only know aardwolves and interspecies infatuation.

This is

A Quick Detour, starring Wolter and, in a way, Marty (sometimes Martina)

http://pastebin.com/qSMj7nBv
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Soon
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>>6298265
I think that's why he's so desirable
Feminine body with intellect and charm
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>>6298265
>>6298241
Girly body, masculine personality.

It's a dangerous combo to be certain.

>>6298280
I don't think she's ready to take that step yet.

>>6298282
Another fic to add to the 'Otterly Fics I need to read' pile!

I love that you focus on the twins. I'm a huge fan of them.
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>>6298302
no I mean she gets to watch
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>>6298302
It's a hook for straight guys, they're going to end up liking bears and leather.
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>>6298153
>maymay

I just like listening to different music from the threads! Its a great way to discover new things.

If you like mash up artists, check out Hexstatic's stuff under the name Exactshit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4WaskZl1kw

>>6298206
Why would it be better?

There are so many other Zootopians in this thread. There are so many other prey individuals who might be into interspecies pred/prey relationships. There are even other bunnies who are happily committed to larger predators.

Why focus on me?

>>6298247
Comfy!

I dunno if you got a photo of it, but you should show the Lucius Five Guys photo! That was damn scrumptious looking!
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>>6298241
>>6298302

Are there any other characters that could give me similar feelings to Nick? i want to find them.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8447647/chapters/19584187
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>>6298338
Ooops, mean to post the source

http://alandcapon.tumblr.com/post/153114926097/the-artwork-for-the-next-chapeter-of-youll-be-in
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>>6298302
O-Oh geez Inky's acknowledging my existence this is so exciting

I love that you love the twins too, dude

And I love your art

You're basically a treasure, is what I'm getting at
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>>6298124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1p9kj-odnU

not beats, but very comfy
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>>6298352
I appreciate that! You're very much a treasure too, from what I've seen and what I've heard.

As soon as I get a free day I'm gonna just hunker down and read all these. Thanks for the content (and the mutual acknowledgement damn).
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>>6298220
You fool! It's tragedy of the commons! If you use up all the bunny bois now it'll only accelerate the shortage and soon we won't have any left!

You have to preserve the bunny bois and give some of them bunny girls so that it becomes sustainable.
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>>6298326
i mean, my first gay experience was for Fox McCloud, but that's a personal thing.
Seriously though, listen to his voice for some of these lines:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HWNdJXP2Nk
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>>6297594

what would you do if disney released somewhere previous script in storyboard form?
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>>6298388
This was very comfy... Thank you, anon!
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>>6298512

i'd probably give them a look remeniscient of that sheep
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>>6298282
>http://pastebin.com/qSMj7nBv
Stopped my homework to read it.
A great fic! You make Wolter and Anneke into characters, which is nice, seeing as they act as punchlines for most other authors. Plot was outlandish in a great way. Thank you!
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>>6298324
Showing up all the kids at Five Guys
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>>6298559
>sheep

Son, that's a baby goat.
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>>6298606
that gives off the impression that ye be both a fur and vore fag anon
choose thy's path wisely
because while both leads down into the eternal spiral of degeneracy
only one may lead up to the light of the eternal foxe and bune
and so thou shall be graced by their presence
I say again
thou shalt be rash, but wise in thy's decision
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>>6298606
goddamn thats good
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>>6298606
>Creepy furry art next to children's drawings
I mean, I like your work and all, but please don't do furry shit in public
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>>6298606
How do you get so good that you can just sit down and draw that while eating a burger?
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>>6298665
>thy's
thine*
good lord, anon
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>>6298672
Just doing my part to corrupt the Youth of America.
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>>6298606
Its so good! And Lucius is enjoying it too!

And don't feel bad about putting the kids to shame with your art skills: they need to see what quality looks like and compare to learn what they need to strive for.

Hope you're super comfy in bed!
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>>6298744
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When is the next Pack Street? I want to see more of Avo and Remmy.
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>>6298770
>I want to see more of the worst ship
Pack Street's cancelled.
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>>6298665
>one may lead up to the light of the eternal foxe and bune

The latter is sounding more and more tempting now...
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>>6298786
maybe not as a ship, but as friendly conversation and banter

Charlie and Remmy best ship imo
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>>6297796
>She grinned as she flipped through the notebook, and he didn’t stop her. The smile on her face kept getting bigger and bigger, and the warm feeling in his chest just kept on growing. The doodles were nothing extravagant, mostly just pictures of food with faces on them, some of them having little arms and legs. But she really seemed to like them and…it made him feel really good.

Is this the equivalent of furfags in zootopia?
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>>6298799
Former*
Latter would be the bune

I feel really autistic for doing this multiple times
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I don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore.

>>6298421
But the bunny girls are being snatched up by the boys of other species anon! That makes it much more difficult for the bunny boys to reproduce.

The time is nigh, and we are in low supply!
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>>6298753

got any more fresh duke lewds?
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>>6298857

>Musk


Yes, I'll take them. But it's no replacement for a proper musky badger.
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>>6298861
nah
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>>6298809
>fur and vore fag
The latter is referring to vorefag, in this case.
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>>6298857
>there are so many hints to the characters in here
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>>6292890
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>>6298890
WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE EVEN REFERRING TO ANYMORE
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>>6298890
Ah. Then the error was in quoting, as you said
>>one may lead up to the light of the eternal foxe and bune
instead of
>>fur and vore fag
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>>6298744
>dat submissive swiper.

Why do I find this so hot?

Now I want to see nick tied with a vibe up his butt left alone in a dark room for hours.
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>>6298686
Years and years of drawing and burger-eating practice.
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>>6298910
That's Jack's job.
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>>6292707
Yiff.
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>>6298916
Then call Jack and get him to tie up Nick and stick a vibe up his butt and leave him alone in a dark room for hours.
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>>6298878
We can't all afford to mass produce badgers!

That reminds me though. Still haven't done the skunk version of this (or the fox one someone asked for).

>>6298891
But there are also stats like
>bungina
and
>cute stat

I should add the Percy Bunny gets a +3 to the cute stat.
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>>6298947
No matter what Percy is he's adorable, I bet he could even pull off elephant, rhino or whatever other giant mammal.
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>>6298936
That's not what I meant but I think you're onto something here.
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>>6298786
Is it really cancelled?

>>6298801
I like Charlie and Remmy best too.
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>>6298978
No, not cancelled. Dunno what Weaver's been up to. He popped in to draw some pictures of heresy and rule 63 Honey and Nick. Hope he does more of those.
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>>6298996
>heresy and rule 63 Honey and Nick
anyone got some pics?
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>>6298936
>vibe
You know, I've never actually tried it
Are they really that pleasant?
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>>6299045
If you can get it in just the right spot, its really really nice.
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>>6299045
I can say that a vibe over your butt is really REALLY good, but having it actually inside your butt is somewhat less pleasant.

But then my ass is super tight so your mileage may vary.
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>>6299063
Anyone got the colored version of this?
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>>6298968
>I bet he could even pull off elephant, rhino or whatever other giant mammal.
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>>6299096
Still adorable! Also Clancy probably had some issue bullying him... I wonder if in this time line he also avoided the 'game of life' snare trap, stink twink.
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So, I recently found out I'd like some dick in my ass, so what would be your recommended dildos?
I'd like Bad Dragon for the furry fantasy but the price is pretty high
Could get a bland human one or a vibe, but I feel that'd be pretty gay and I ain't about that life
I thought of just getting a cheap glass one for cleanliness, but >jarman.mp4
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>>6299124
I couldn't tell you I'm afraid. It depends entirely on circumstance.

>the 'game of life' snare trap, stink twink
What did he mean by this?
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goodnight, thread

did a little work on COLLAR OFF, but im unfortunately too sick to keep writing at the moment, and should go to bed
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>>6299147
MY BODY IS READY
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>>6299140
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>>6299139
Softer is better than harder in my opinion with regards to the firmness as of my toys. Especially once you start going bigger. Adam and eve is a good place for the cost IMO but you are probably going to have to suck it up and get a cock lookalike. Whatever tho its not like its going to matter once its in your ass. Also don't get one that's too big for your first like I did. It took me a whole year and about 5 other toys before I could take my medium nova (bad dragon) and even then it takes some working up too.
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>>6299182
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

I see now. Fair enough.
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>>6299015
This
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>>6299139
Also silicon is king for sex toy material.
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>>6299015
and this
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>>6299015
this too
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>>6299081
Hey! That is also my filename for that image!
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>>6299015
and finally, the love child
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>>6299210
I really like the genderswapped Nick and Judy but I dont know why. I just like Nicky and Jude the Dude with their personalities.
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>>6299261
Rule 63 is the best rule
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>>6299147
Holy shit yes please
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>>6297138
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>>6299217
̶I̶ ̶m̶a̶y̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶s̶t̶o̶l̶e̶n̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ Oh my what a complete and unexpected coincidence.
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>>6299438
Well now I'm just flattered
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>>6299083
Sure do!
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>>6299294
Am I doing this right?
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>>6299501
Let me help!
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>>6299337
Are we just posting pretty rabbits?
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>>6299544
Because I'm all for beautiful bunes
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>>6299535
Well.

Its more convincing than Martina at least.
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>>6299563
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I got my sleep schedule back on track yesterday.

And now its 1:40AM...

Bad bun.

Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads! I hope you all get to meet perfect strangers and make good friends out of them all!
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>>6292659
source of image?
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>>6299573
You need to be bunished.

Tomorrow you will go to sleep earlier than your usual schedule.
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(I know this isn't technically jude, but with the power of imagination it sure can be)
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>>6299573
>4:40 here
kill yourself, eurofag
get to a REAL man's hour, then complain about your sleeping habits
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>>6299573
Oh hey now I'm listening to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ_kez7WVUU

Bye bye bun.
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>>6299594
>eurofag

nigger that's PST.
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>>6299594
EST here too

post songs for late night comfyposting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lnkzfUaDOY
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>>6297138
source?
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>>6299643

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTTAPCUtbc8
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>>6298133
Nick has big hips? Nick is feminine. This is why I'm so confused.
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>rule63
I like this rule.

>>6299594
>>6299643
Hey, I'm also on EST.
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>>6299643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bme6oiddf7o
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>>6299783
Cute, Inky!

I think Nicky would dress a little more casual, though. She *is* a street-level con artist.
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>>6299783
It is a very cute rule
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>>6299825
That's true. I think I just wanted an excuse to draw a fox in a skirt.

The bolero was to substitute the tie.

>>6299833
I agree!
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>>6299903
Wo bun, that hoody says you should reconsider. Of course you could just keep drinking till you can't read.
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Yoink.
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>>6299903
Hey, skirts are casual. Easier and less restrictive than pants, depending on the skirt.
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>>6298857
>not naming it "short order" form
one job, frog
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>>6299970
>that reaction speed on the baby

He might not have been able to prevent the bunny from stealing his McNugget, but he was tracking that sucker the whole way afterwards.
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>>6299970
I would kill and eat that bunny
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>>6299937
But those lips are so inviting!

>>6299985
I've brought shame to this general.
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>>6299991
Sexually?

>>6299999
Nailed it.
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>>6299987
He'll make a great LMG operator when he joins military
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>>6299999
WildeHopps STRONK
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>>6300003
Well if the hoodys not there... go for it bun, wreck that skunk! I have it on good authority she's totally into anal, the rougher the better.
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>>6299903
So has Max plowed Helga* there yet? Any awkward morning afters between those two?

*Dunno if this is the right name for r63 Hugh, but went with what I thought was most logical
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>>6300091
I love how that hoodie is essentially tainted and considered the source of all Hugh's problem by the majority.

>>6300140
Helga's actually a pretty great name. I was hardpressed to find a fitting one.

I have one older pic of them doing it, but since she's so androgynous looking someone said it looked like Hugh was just getting pegged.
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Bernielover is best CC.
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>>6300162
I was wondering how Max would react after any theoretical sex he'd have with a skunk girl.

Would it be an "oh god what did i do last night?" thing or a "oh please dont let this make things weird".

>>6300208
I'm surprised. It seems that bernie hasn't been around in 4 months. Not just for Becca* stuff, but anything in general. Absolutely no activity at all.
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>>6300140
Here's a little something just for you anon.
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>>6300220
And I guess you just answered my question that I just asked. One second after I made a second post about it.

Thanks Inky.
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>>6300220
Helga has good hips
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>>6300219
He's sad about losing the nomination and then the election.

(joke)
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>>6300219
I didn't see this before I posted.

I think it depends on how drunk he was. The latter reaction would be there either way, but the former would happen if he was absolutely shitfaced the night before.

The lady Hugh (Helga, I guess) would experience the former while it was happening, and the latter the morning after.

>>6300232
Whoops. Well you're welcome all the same.

>>6300235
She takes after her mother, just like her male counterpart.
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>>6300220
With the hoodie back on... Max regrets everything.
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>>6300242
>losing it
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>>6300246
So, the bad luck and misfortune truly lies in the hoodie
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>>6300242
Honest to god, when I first heard of bernielover, I actually thought that it was a reference to Sanders and that she was just political.

Then I was informed by an anon that "Bernie" is the name of the ship from Sesame Street. Creepy even before Becca became Cucklord the OG.

>>6300245
Thanks for taking time to answer. I was curious how much difference (if any) would happen with the r63 ship compared to the "normal" ship.
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>>6300245
>rule 63 Hugh is a skunkette
>I forgot this most important detail
Inky... you don't know what you're doing
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>>6300245
So with Helga r63ed, what about her parent? Did the father decide to keep her and her mother... jumped ship before Helga was even born? Somehow!

>>6300267
Without a doubt.
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>>6300245
Now we need to introduce Fem!Percy (Persy? From Persephone like Percy from Percival?) to the sexual experimentations of the skunk

>>6300267
That hoodie is cursed. It is weaved out of pure misfortune held together by the thread of fate
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>>6300270
I know right? Haha.
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>>6300270
I usually try to keep things consistent with rule63 stuff, unless flipping their gender would dramatically flip their interests/development. Like once I had a character who would overcompensate how masculine he was, so in rule63 I had her overcompensate how feminine she was, for example.

>>6300273
What am I forgetting?

>>6300276
>Did the father decide to keep her and her mother... jumped ship before Helga was even born?

Unfortunately her parents can't be flipped or else she'd probably have been aborted.

>>6300277
Someone else gave her the name Priscilla. I like that, but Prissy/Prisca can be a short term if it's easier. Or even Pris. Granted I love the name Persephone and Percival so that can work too.
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>>6300376
Damn, was totally hoping on her 'pa' dating a cute fembeaver! Oh well, another time will come.
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>>6300376
So Helga's parent situation is the same as Hugh's?

I figured that Helga's mom, already not wanting to have had a kid (and probably begged by the father to not get rid of it), would have dumped babby Helga on her FILF and hightailed it out of there. So she was raised by her hot dad.

And I'm not JUST saying that because I'm interested in seeing how cute Skunk Dad and Beaver Step-mom would be together....
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>>6300428
As cute as it'd be, I just can't picture her 'mother' going through with actually having a child, so for the sake of characterization the situation would have to be the same.

>>6300421
Well I can still draw it at some point. It just can't make it make sense in character.

This is all for fun anyway though, so the point of 'in character' might as well be moot
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color!
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>>6300460
That's a nicely colored bun!
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>Hugh's mom walking in on Hugh and Percy in a situation that gives off mixed signals
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>>6300506
This
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>Hugh walking in on his Mom and Stepdad in a situation that gives off mixed signals, his Mom might be preyophile.
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>>6300530
Hugh walking on his Stepdad just out of the shower, he might be a preyophile
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>>6300460
Why does bun have coffee
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>>6300530
>>6300560
Just so you know I'm screencapping all of this for potential future use.
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>>6292648
Pred/prey underground fanfic when
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>Percy walks in on Hugh's mom and stepdad receiving mixed signals
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Found some weird shit I have to share with you guys.
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>>6300626
>Stepdad walks in on Hugh's mom and mixed signals receiving Percy
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>>6300679
>Early bune deleting humans and companions from history
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>>6300460
Can you please also color this image?
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>Hugh crossdreses as his mom to get his stepdad's stepdick, then Hugh's mom walks in on them receiving mixed signals.
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>>6300698
sure, ill get to it someday.
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>Still sad that they removed the scene where Nick takes his clothes off at the Mystic Spring Oasis
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>>6300740
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>>6300730
>sure, ill get to it someday.
Thanks
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>>6300667
>>6300669
>>6300674
>>6300676
>>6300679
Early bun painters must have been fucked out of their gourd every second they painted. Crazy, crazy buns.
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>>6300744
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>>6300741
Nick's smugness while they walked through the Oasis was too perfect though. The only way I could see it fitting in is if once they got to Nagi, Nick wanders off while Judy writes down everything. Once she is done, she turns to find Nick naked enjoying himself.
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>>6300698

can he even cum? this would kill him.
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>>6300740
>>6300744
Man sure am glad I posted my own stuff here wait I didnt post this who did this why are you posting my art it wasnt even that good THE FIRST SAID FUR BY ACCIDENT
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>>6300786
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>>6300800

no fun in that.
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>>6296643
nope, no more :v
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>>6300762
Also now I just think Fry wants to buy furry slaves
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Yes, this would have made her turbovirgin shyness rise to levels never reached before
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>>6300717
Oh god... the idea this springs up. (Sorry, I dunno if you named Hugh's mom and stepdad)

>Hugh put on the finishing touches to his make up, and adjusted the wig. His eyesight might not be great, but he was sure he looked like his mom.
>Now all he had to do was go up to the beaver, and tell him it was over.
>That way it'd just be him and his mom again, the way it should be. No weird mammals getting in the way.
>He snuck a peek into the front room, there he was now: the lazy beaver, drinking beer from his fridge. That should have been his beer!
>Hugh opened the door, and walked in.
>"H~Hi honey." Hugh tried raising his voice to match his mother's pitch. It wasn't easy, all his friends had said he had a voice like a sad trombone.
>Still, if the beaver was as drunk as he looked, it'd work.
>"Oh hey darling!" The beaver got up from the couch, and went over, and immediately went in for a kiss.
>Hugh was too surprised to even stop it, as the smell of booze on his stepdad's breath was overpowering -- why the hell did he have to have this powerful sense of smell? He felt like he was getting wasted just from breathing it in!
>When the kiss ended, Hugh was about to say something, but found his stepdad's paw going towards his ass. He shivered at the touch.
>"I wasn't expecting you home so soon. I would have prepared a proper welcome. But you seem pretty eager, why don't we go have some fun before Hugh gets back."
>Hugh wanted to scream, but the beaver's grip was tightening on his rump, it was awful, it was intense...
>And combined with his light headedness from the kiss... it was also giving him a chub.
>Hugh opened his mouth to try and get out of the situation, to admit who he was, to call off the entire plan... but found himself being dragged into another kiss.
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>>6301008
>This time his open mouth was an invitation for the beaver's tongue to violate his mouth. The thick muscle resembling his tail so much, wide and long, probing deep into Hugh's mouth as more of that terribly intoxicating breath entered him.
>He felt the beaver's paw slip inside his knickers... and then stop in shock as he felt Hugh's boner.
>"H-h-hugh?!" The beaver pulled back in shock.
>Hugh wasn't sure what to do... he was feeling so drunk on alcohol and pleasure, he just reached over and pulled his stepdad closer. "Please... don't stop!"
>His stepdad gulped slightly, but was obviously wasted, he didn't hesitate any more, his paw returned to Hugh's underwear, and stared sliding up and down his musky cock.
>Hugh moaned slightly. He was drunk now, he was sure of it. That could be the only explanation or what he said now:
>"Please... I want you inside me."
>The beaver nodded, and led Hugh to the couch, laying him down as he lifted up the dress -- borrowed from Hugh's mom's wardrobe.
>Hugh had gone all out, even a pair of his mom's knickers. The beaver slipped them down, exposing Hugh's hole, and started tugging down his own pants.
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>>6301019
>Hugh started kneading the cushions in anticipation. Only to find him rewarded with a massive cock, filling him up.
>He squealed with delight as the beaver went to work pumping away at him.
>As he started thrusting more and more, Hugh found his cock rubbing against the cushions, stroking himself off hands free.
>It felt incredible.
>It felt wonderful.
>Which is why it was all too bad when the front door opened, and Hugh's mom walked in.
>"Hi honey, they were-oh god!" She blushed as she took in the sight in front of her, and then chuckled.
>Hugh buried his face deep into the cushion as his step dad didn't even slow down.
>He heard his mom call out, "Well, I'm happy to see my two special guys finally getting along."
>How could it get any worse.
>"Oh yeah, and they were out of the non-alcholic beer you like, so I got another brand. Sorry."
>Non... alcoholic?
>Hugh wanted to scream, from a mixture of humiliation and pleasure. His one excuse for doing this, the one safety hatch he had... it was gone.
>Now he had to admit he liked it.

(I'm so, so, so sorry!)
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>>6301008
>>6301019
>>6301026
This was definitely a very interesting way to end my day. Thank you anon!
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>>6301071
No problem Inky!

Happy to bring a bit of degeneracy to you.



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