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Zootopia General: Dancing The Waltz Edition

Pastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T (embed)
Booru: zoo.booru.org
ZTArchive: ztarchive.com
Desustorage: desuarchive.org/trash
Previous thread: http://www.ztarchive.com/trash/thread/6264866/
Current TT Theme: Noir (Submissions are due TODAY)
More information: derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
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>>6268371
>Don't apologize. I always enjoy seeing more of that stuff.

If you have any ideas for more, I'd likely draw it at some point.
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2nd for comfy sadhappy
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>>6272485
Think you could draw some aftercare?
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>>6272502
Would you mind it between a koala and a polecat?
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So as i was saying,i would talk to you guys if you are would not be this much of a homosexuals.
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>>6272515
Aftercare is comfy no matter who its with
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>>6272502
>Nick took the knot
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Reminder to bully your bun at least once a day
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>>6272534
You say that like you haven't done homosexual activities yourself Mr. Savage.
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>>6272500
Daily reminder
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge-OVcqnjzI
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>>6272565
Reminder that this is what I think of your dumb reminder.
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>>6272595
So what you're saying is you prefer to be anally bullied? I mean, I guess we could do that.
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Bunnies will grow dewlaps for money
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>>6272571
I mean,where do you know i wasn't just kidding back then?
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>>6272595
Reminder that you're overdue a dose of bully it seems
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>>6272448
>YOU ARE HOTBOXING THE ENTIRE BUNKER
yes good
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Why is this movie making me so fucking gay?

I want to have every conceivable kind of sex with Nick, and I love most of the gay art. Yet nothing else really gets me into gay stuff.
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>>6272637
>where do you know
Did you know that when flustered, foreign buttsluts forget how to spoken?
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>>6272638
No, we get that every single goddamn weekend.
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Rereposting (for the last time) my TT entry, just because.
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>>6272752
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>>6272720
Now you're being rude,not just homosex.
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>>6272718
It's because you needed to find the right dom, to hold you down and fuck you like the dirty animal you know you are.
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>>6272758
And here is the color version and the related short fic, also part of the TT submission:

pastebin.com/ATbhHpa8

Let me know if you enjoyed, hated, loved it or felt so disgusted reading it that you felt the need to delete all the Pastebin's cookies from your computer.
Every opinion is well accepted, I would like them, to help me grow in the way of drawfagging and writefagging.
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>>6272775
There was a lot of points in which Jack went from one lead to the next without any time to think over it. When I think noir, one of the things that pops up is a guy sitting in the dark, mulling over the things he's seen before he makes the connection. There was also a point in which you changed tenses in the midst of a sentence, but I'm too lazy to find the exact point now.
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>>6272718
You've fallen for the fox, there is no shame in that
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>tfw I can't get enough of Judy
>her personality and determination is too special not to love
>etc. etc. muh dik
>real life time
>have a cousin in NY City
>she's smaller than average height
>okay super small
>she wants to be a police officer
>she's taking classes in criminology and everything
>Judy tier aesthetics AKA good hips and average-small breasts
>is very cheery and endearing
>could easily picture her saying "You ready to make the world a better place?"
>but
>I
>am
>her
>cousin
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>>6272534
End this shitposting
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>>6272763
Naw, I'm just teasin' you J̶a̶c̶k̶ Anon.
You don't seem like you know anything about being dominated by larger predatory men.
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>>6272769
See, that thought normally does nothing for me. But make it Nick or some other fox and it's a desire.

>>6272880
Possibly. How the fuck do I explain that I love Jason Bateman though?
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>>6272907
IT DOESN'T SAY COUSIN!
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>>6272907
Well, if she is the Judy you are the fox, and incest in fox society is a-ok
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>>6272946
>some other fox
You see, that's weird, because my first homosexual fantasy was also about a Fox.

Then Zootopia was released and, well
Let's just say at least I haven't tried to fuck any of my real-life friends yet
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>>6273000
It's like, real women? Sure. Furry women? Sure. Furry guys (especially foxes) sure. Furry dudes? nah.

Is this normal?
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>>6272951
I mean, yeah, in New York it isn't illegal to marry your cousin. There isn't even the whole "only if one is infertile" shtick like Illinois has, it is full on legal. So go on and catch that human Judy you!
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>>6273028
Did you mean real dudes at the end there? Because if so I find myself wholeheartedly agreeing with you.
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>>6272907
How removed is she, anon? If she's your second cousin or further removed there's almost no chance of genetic diseases.

Welcome to West Virginia, by the way.
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>>6272951
Not that I condone incest, but why exactly is it illegal? I don't really see anything truly wrong with two people consenting to sex, even if they're related. People should be able to lead whatever life they wish.
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>>6273062
Yeah, typo.

Like, your pic is hot. But I've tried watching real gay porn before. It's either gross or awkward.
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>>6273078
Birth defects and Moral sin
But mostly the birth defects
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>>6273078
Incest breaks down the normal boundaries of a family structure.
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>>6273078
>I don't really see anything truly wrong with two people consenting to sex, even if they're related
Personally the problem I have with it is that family dynamics fuck up the concept of consent a lot. Coercion by power is something people pull all the time at companies, for instance; bringing that into a family home where you have to live with the person only makes it worse.

If a borderline-abusive father starts coming on to his daughter, even if she eventually says "okay", to me it's tainted by the idea that he holds power over her, and even if that never takes solid verbal form ('fuck me or else'), it certainly could lend itself to abuses.
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>>6273079
This is normally where I'd tell you you're normal because I can relate, but then I looked at it from an outside perspective and realised we're taking about having sex with male amalgamations of beast and man.

Just know you're in good company
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>>6273128
At least I'm not alone then.
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>>6272951
>there is hope

I have accepted my fate Anon.

>>6273051
It's almost too similar to the movie. Our family is fucking huge. We breed like rabbits. I think we have 2 or 3 more children coming just this year.

I would say more similarities, there's a lot, but I don't want to give out too much info.

>>6273067
We're first cousins. I don't think it'll be ever acceptable to even think about hooking up.
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>>6273128
I have no idea why he's so attractive
Is this Byron's doing?
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>>6272937
>You don't seem like you know anything about being dominated by larger predatory men.
Yeah dude,i never knew how it feels like being ass pounded by pred cock haha,nor knowing how it feels like being filled with hot cum in my pooper after being held down 2 other preds since i am actually a hetero bunny who loves the ladies haha.
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>>6273153
Obviously.
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4/10
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>>6273185
no
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>>6273062
>Fox and Falco
>Not fucking with a city as the background

How am I supposed to jerk it to this?
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>>6273185
6/10
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>>6273185
Now draw her titfucking Red. Don't waste what you've been given, girl.
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>>6273218
10/10
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>>6272909
How about i end you instead?
*sheaths out katana*
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>>6273236
Too big, boner lost.
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>>6273185
>>6273218
>>6273236
Zhan, you madman. How, just how did you get this idea in your head?
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>>6273236
RIP bun, she was too smol for huge tits
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>>6273263
it was a joke with bunanon in the d̶i̶s̶c̶o̶r̶d̶

didn't expect them to be posted
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>>6273242
How about I knot you instead?
*unsheathes dick*
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>>6273236
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>>6273296
...Wait, was the one who posted those zhan?

Or are you zhan, and someone posted them before you could?
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>>6273315
Look at the filename. If it is artflow_something it is Zhan
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>>6273302
You know what? I dont need to use violence;i'll just simply powerbottom you (which i never done before) back to the forest,fox.
*starts to undress*
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>>6273315
>>6273355
i posted these on the discord and wasn't gonna upload them just yet

filenames get preserved when you download stuff from there so I assume someone posted them before me

either way, bunanon got a little boost from 2/10
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>zhan BE
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>>6273373
Ah, I figured. Nice to see your Bunanon but sorry that someone posted them before you could.

Maybe repost next thread or something.

Anyways, how you doing otherwise?
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>ywn pat him on the head
>ywn rub his belly
>ywn call him a good lil' doggo
>ywn suck his dick

Just fuck my shit up senpai
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>tfw don't want to be on the discord but all the coversation has moved there
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>>6273400
Ruins anonimity to me, especially when I use Discord for other stuff.
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>>6273399
These all legitimately make me sad
He's too perfect, actual human boys can't compare
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>>6273400
>>6273415
is is drama time ?
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>>6273400
There are a lot of people who don't use the Discord, and plenty of people who would love to talk!

Tell me about your days, everyone! What fun things do you have planned?

I'm going to be seeing some cool people this weekend! Until then, I'm catching up on work from TT yesterday and working away at my late TT entry when I take a break!

And post what you're listening to!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui-nTcRGlww
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>>6272718
You're not alone. I'm questioning my sexuality all because of this stupid sexy fox. But I think its only this stupid sexy fox.
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>>6273398
not too bad, still sick, but it'll clear up soon hopefully

new drawings maybe soon
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>>6273400
CC here. I rarely if ever chat on the Discord. I'm sure the same could be said of many other people.

I prefer to chat about stuff in the threads over the Discord, especially when you consider the threads are more Zootopia than the Discord.
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>>6273502
You should post your fantastic Noir entry! That was hilarious!
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if dubs i ban if dubs posters
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What if bun is TOO fluffy?
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>>6273400
most CC don't even chat in the Discord, a good example... Mead...
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>>6273478
Have any Vets Day plans, comic?

>>6273527
I salute your effort, anon
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>>6273529
>TOO fluffy
No such thing senpai
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>>6272548
Fair enough!

I only ask because that's what the initial statement was referring to.
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>>6273529
There is no such thing as too fluffy.

Well, maybe.
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>>6273529
MORE FLUFF

WINTER IS COMING GOTTA STAY WARM
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>>6273526
only cause you asked comic

>>6273400
the discord is nice, but it's really not zootopia related 99% of the time, no one's missing anything
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>>6272863
Mmm, yes, noir contains also a lot of internal monologuing, showing the mental processes of the protagonist.
I could have done more of that.
This is the problem of writing all in a single 4 hour rush, I tried to pass through all the main points of the story without writing more around them.
Thanks!

>>6273478
>And post what you're listening to!
Listening to your readthrough, bun

https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/the-mystery-of-the-jade-carrot
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>>6273502
Oh sick eh? I hope it hasnt set in on your throat, hate to hear you'd be a bit hoarse. hope your nose isnt foal of snot either. I hope the sickness hasnt caused too much of a stirrup and that you're getting a bit more stable.
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>>6273589
>the discord is nice, but it's really not zootopia related 99% of the time, no one's missing anything

This comforts me. I'd really only want to join the /ztg/ discord if they actually talked about the content on the thread.

That's a cute Clawhauser by the way. I think you should draw him more often!
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>>6273502
Hope you feel better big zhan.
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>>6273529
>>6273584
>Well, maybe.

AN' DERE AIN'T NO SUCH FING AS ENUFF FLUFF, YA GROT!
Enuff'z more than ya got an' less than too much an' there ain't no such fing as too much fluff.
Say dere is, and me Squiggoff'z eatin' tonight!
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>>6273631
Oh my god.
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>>6273609
delet
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>>6273631
Hit VRBit. Pred here, what's your address m8?

Asking for a friend
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>>6273631
Wow, VRBits very brave to come out as a massive degenerate
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>>6273631
E X P O S E D
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>>6273641
no
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>>6273631
Well, he finally admits it
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>>6273667
DELET
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>>6273695
But how are you going to titillate Pizzacat if they're delet?
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>>6273695
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>>6273603
Man this shit gives me goosebumps
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>>6273569
Today is pure work. Thursday was kept free for TT, so now I need to play catch up! But I have time to work on my TT script, so that's awesome. Hoping to do a read through tonight too!

>>6273589
:D Its super fun! I love all the hidden donuts!

>>6273602
Yay! I hope its useful! Tell me what you think!

>>6273631
...WHAT! SLANDER! LIES! I WILL SUE YOU!
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>>6273584
>>6273585
>>6273577
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>>6273785
Damn, I want a fluffy bun bed now
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>>6273785
He will once she starts popping out the babies.
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>>6273785
I want to live inside of Judy's fur
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>>6273785
Oh my.
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>>6273785
Now get her wet
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>>6273754
>...WHAT! SLANDER! LIES! I WILL SUE YOU!

It looks real to me
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>>6273856
ANYONE CAN PUT A PICTURE OF ME WITH ANY TEXT AND SAY ITS ME! ITS A CONSPIRACY AGAINST BUNS!

>>6273639
>>6273645
>>6273653
>>6273662
>>6273670
You people are being lied to! I've never said such a thing!
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Sup, anons! it's movie time!

Tonigt as suggested by you, anons, we have noir movies and not the usual 3 movies either, we get an extra since i skiped last week stream!

the lineup is as follows:

Double Indemnity
The Third Man
The Big Heat
DOA
and as always, Zootopia.

The movies begin in about 30 minutes!

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/23BWuzHBUNZ
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/23BWuzHBUNZ
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/23BWuzHBUNZ
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>>6273907
WOO! Noir movie night! I can't wait!!!
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>>6273892
Its okay, we accept you for the fag you are
There's no need to be ashamed
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>>6273907
I've literally never heard of any of these movies except for Zootopia. Gimme a quick spoonfeed.
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>>6273924
They're all Film Noir. The Third Man in particular is one of the titans of the genre, and is considered to be one of the best British movies ever filmed.

It also has Elder God-Tier lighting mastery.
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I heard you guys like zootopia?
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>>6273979
What's Zootopia? Some kind of furry theme park?
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>>6273924
i'm bad at spoonfeeding have imbd:
Double Indemnity
An insurance representative lets himself be talked into a murder/insurance fraud scheme that arouses an insurance investigator's suspicions.

The Third Man
Pulp novelist Holly Martins travels to shadowy, postwar Vienna, only to find himself investigating the mysterious death of an old friend, Harry Lime.

The Big Heat
Tough cop Dave Bannion takes on a politically powerful crime syndicate.

DOA
Frank Bigelow, told he's been poisoned and has only a few days to live, tries to find out who killed him and why.

Zootopia
The bunny isn't real
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>>6273979
nay
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>>6273924
>Double Indemnity
A killer who nobody expected makes a confession to his conspiratorial crime before he kicks the bucket!

>The Third Man
A reporter goes to his friends funeral to discover he was the center of a criminal operation!

>The Big Heat
A detective investigates the apparent suicide of a police officer and discovers not is all that it seems and people want him to stop digging!

>DOA
A man is poisoned and has to solve who 'killed' him before he expires!

>Zootopia
The inspiration for Pack Street, Shorty Squad and Judy Is Dead!

>>6273919
That's actually not true.
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>>6273997
>The bunny isn't real

I don't believe you

She's real dammit
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>>6273961
top gek
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>>6273961
>Judy and Nick get trapped in a giant coconut costume
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>>6274007
>That's actually not true.

Well according to the image of the post, you seem to know a bit more about getting penetrated by a knot by questioning the feeling of it happening.
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>>6274018
is true!
and contrary to popular belief the fox isn't real either
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>>6274129
Still don't believe you

I am going to marry the fox

And let the bun watch me fuck the fox
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>>6273695
>>
Yo, sorry about the late submission, but here is my entry for the TT! (college tries very hard to keep me from drawing, but it can go suck a big dongo.)

Noir is quite interesting, I love the setting and the atmosphere and without you I wouldn't have this new interest.
I sincerely hope you all had a great TT and have a fantastic weekend!
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>>6274129
>and contrary to popular belief the fox isn't real either
Why would you do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?
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>>6274244
>a cucker refusing to accept reality

>>6274263
No lies, there just isn't proof that fox and rabbits exists
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>>6274289
I bet next you're gonna tell me that Santa Claws doesn't exist
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>>6274257
Holy hell, this is fantastic! Love how even with mostly just lines you captured light and dark!
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>>6274299
sandy claws is quite real, anon.
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>>6274249
Well okay then

I don't know who that is but I'm not going to turn down free horsegirl porn
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>>6273754
>Yay! I hope its useful! Tell me what you think!
I liked it!
Yes it was very useful, you are right, I should have added more 'pulp' to everything. There were many things that I wanted to add and many situation that I wanted to expand, at least to make them clearer.
For example, in the Gideon scene you can see a little from his answer 'Ah no, HE didn't...' that he knew that it was Manchas that stole the pen. So the shovel hint maybe wasn't a lucky coincidence... However, without additional dialogue this is difficult to extrapolate.
Sadly this week has been extremely busy and this, coupled with my, as you said, harsh style with short phrases (maybe from all the greentexting I do) made the fic short and very to the point, without many additional parts. Also thanks for all the other suggestions, they're very useful.
And now, as amend for the previous missed song, what I'm listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4P_qAMAnKs

>>6274257
Nice! I like how you used different shades of grey and white to give a better sense of the game of light and shadows. Also, looking at the book, is this image mirrored?
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>>6274257

Very nice anon, simple but effective. I also have my own late tt, along with my first attempt at a green or whatever they're called

>Over my many years as a PI I've seen just about everything. Very rarely do I need to fully open my eyes on a case; just my nose and ears are sufficient enough.
>I can hear the footsteps outside my office door. Two pairs. One speaks of confidence, with a certain smugness befitting a fox.
>The other is carefully subdued, concealing the volatile spirit within.
>The door swings open, and in rushes a mix of scents that tells me everything I need to know about my newest clients.
>Two officers, new to the force, with a shared history, judging by the combined smell of ‘debonair foxe’.
>They stop in front of my desk. I can feel the suspense rolling off their shoulders, a tense spring ready to pounce.
>My question doesn't need to be asked; it quivers through the air, like a gentle but pointed breeze.
>After a silent glance to her partner, a thread of what appears to be doubt seeps into the rabbit’s expression. Her lips part, spilling the question that had been hanging on them ever since they walked in.
>“So, How are you feeling today, ‘detective’ Foxtrot?”
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>>6274411
>Remmy is under the desk.
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My only big complaint with this is the prose. I see what you're getting at here. I really do. It's gritty, it's dark, it's cut short and edgy. But it doesn't FLOW. It's damn near incomprehensible at times. I'm not sure if it's the editor in me talking or the reader, but the biggest flaw is the prose.

At times it's quippy and funny, full of life and fun, but other times it just rambles in that cut-short tone you're trying to cultivate that seems to chop everything up into a mess.

Most notable is your intro. It's hard to understand exactly what you're even talking about.

And my god you've got the talent to do it, it's just hard to read sometimes.

I think it could use some cleaning up, some clarification of a lot of things. Most importantly; some slowing down.

Because the prose is simultaneously your strong suite and your weak point. It can be SO good in this piece, and then other times you're several levels above your audience and they're gasping for air. Throw a fish back into water every once in awhile.

Sorry, I'm not drunk enough tonight, let me fix that and give it a second pass.
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>>6274467
Was I clear enough? My God I wasn't. I'm so shot from working with words all day. Fucking forgive me father for I have sinned in the name of good writing.
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>>6274411
>smell of ‘debonair foxe’
kek

I like the way you shadowed the characters. Also is it a multiposts green or it finishes here?
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>>6274257
Awesome! Love the smoke.

>>6274411
Nice job! I like the shading.
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>>6274528

That's it for now
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(Now complete!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afzmwAKUppU

>Try incest, try incest,
>Put your sister to the test.
>Put your dick inside her slit,
>And grope your sibling's breast.

>Just go one, don't lose your nerve,
>Give her all that she deserves.
>Pump her full until she squishes,
>Just be kind and never vicious.

>She has known, since your first glance,
>That you wanted inside her pants.
>And she's also longed to see you get undressed.

>So try the ingénue,
>Make your own nephew.
>Try incest.
>Yes, incest.
>Try incest.

>Started off, as light horseplay,
>Now it's gotten all risqué.
>Don't despair, or pout and glare,
>Just stick it down her passageway.

>You're sick and you're scared,
>But at least you showed you cared.
>She was happy, not complaining,
>While your heavy balls were draining!

>Make her cum, with your dick.
>And maybe give her puss a lick.

>Cunnilingus is a taste you won't forget.

>Now maybe eat her ass,
>You'll find it's just world class,
>To try incest.

>If you're stressed then just suckle on her breast.

>Try incest,
>Try incest,
>Try incest.


>You spent your whole life perving,
>With a lust that's so unswerving,
>Imagining her with just her panties on.
>Oh, so many years spent being faithful,
>Only watching foxy sister porn.

>Ten years you've been lusting,
>When you wanted to be thrusting,
>Between her thighs, as you gave her some thrills.
>So just sit down and grab your loving muscle,
>Let your head get hazy,
>And prepare to fuck her crazy!
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>>6274571
>Oh, incest!
>Oh, incest!
>For so long, I've been repressed!
>With his pork sword as my reward,
>I think that I'll become obsessed.

>Lift my skirt,
>So carefree,
>As I get down on my knee.
>It's his cock I was pursuing,
>And now we'll do some screwing.

>Don't conform,
>Fill my slot,
>Oh god, yes! That's the spot!
>It's fucked up,
>How sibling love is just the best!

>It may be taboo,
>But I just want to screw!
>I love incest!
>More incest!
>More incest!
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>>6274583
>Try incest,
>Try incest,
>Do not think, just go molest.
>Try lubing up your dong and then stick it in her rear,
>she won't protest.

>Make her squeal,
>Make her squeeze,
>As her clitoris you please.
>Keep your cum a flowing,
>And your wild oats you,
>Keep sowing.

>No remose.
>Have your fun,
>As you give yourself a son,
>Or spray your batter upon her heaving chest.

>Make sure to keep the heat up,
>With your sibling meet up,
>Try incest!
>Try incest!
>Try incest!
>Please, try incest!
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>>6274568
Still nice
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Fuck I have to go to this party.

I JUST WANNA PLAY VIDEYO GAYMES

FUCK

Wish me luck laddos
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>>6274609
vroom vroom
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>>6274609
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>>6274601
No!
Turn away from the house of Zoot!
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>>6274609
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>>6274571
>>6274583
>>6274591
Impressive.
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>>6272718
If you're straight for a whole bunch of chicks and gay for only one guy, you're so close to being straight that the distinction is meaningless. There's just a single exception.
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>local state Comic Con this weekend
>went there today for a while and saw a Judy cosplayer there
>asked her if she'd be there tomorrow and she said yes
>told her I'd be wearing my Nick costume tomorrow

THE HYPE IS REAL
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>>6274666
tell me more, satan.
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>>6274666
>Satan in charge of convincing people sodomy is ever okay
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>>6274700
grab her by the pussy
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>>6274666
Satan is right.
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>>6274713
oh noes! look at that canidae's booty!
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>>6274713
>Canidae looks more angry than terrified
fuckin' bitch
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>>6274724
ebin maymay XDDDD

upvoted
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>>6274713
>Canidae not eating his brains like the animal she is

LAZY
LAZY
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>>6274728
Quick! Give her the zhan treatment!
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>>6274733
thanx :D
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>>6274737
Lewd or huge bulge?
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>>6274713
>The sheep were behind it all along
>It's happening
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>>6273579
Here's a bonus.
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>>6274713
welp Gud died again
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>>6274758
I can't believe hes dead.
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>>6274745
Both.
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>>6274766
give it time
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>>6274728
>>6274737

Second. But I've heard she's already 10/10. Can her ass even take anymore?
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>>6274713
"I'm a Canidae. I'm not accustomed to tragedy."
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>>6274751
I uh
I think I might be a sadomasochist
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>>6274303
>>6274545
>>6274384
Glad you all like it, I really had fun figuring out a way to convey this "Noir" feel.
(and yeah, I messed up the title of the book, F)

>>6274411
Same with yours. The composition is quite interesting, focusing on the PI while leaving the cop duo more on the side. I also like your shading and texture, especially with Foxtrot.
The green makes me want to read more of this, keep it up!
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>>6274785
I feel fucking stupid for not realizing why Canidae was part of the picture now.
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My turn for late TT posting.

>He didn't trust that rabbit.
>She had asked for his help.
>To find those poor souls.
>Despite that, friendly would be the last word to describe her.
>They had almost reached the old hospital.
>He had no clue what, or who, they would find there.
>She didn't seem to mind the danger.
>But him? He liked his fur just where it was.
>She was determined to find those mammals. Too determined.
>She didn't give a damn about what happened to him.
>He didn't trust that rabbit.

I tried to clean this up a bit but it just kept looking worse. I'll go with the excuse of 'the sketchiness adds to the noir feel'.
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>>6274751
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!


That's hot.
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>>6274777
This is Canidae we're talking about, anon.

She can take as much as her heart desires.
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>>6274249
I don't even know how we got to this point but hey, pizza mare is hot
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>>6274814
Ooh, that trenchcoat fits Judy's uniform perfectly
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>>6274713
Goddamn that's dark as fuck
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>all these people posting their late TT submissions
>mine still isn't done
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>>6274713
poor goat
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>>6275003
go watch noir movies, i'm sure that will inspire you... or distract you longer. one of the two.
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>>6275022
No way

Crunch time baby
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>>6274817
I don't think Percy was expecting that.

>>6275003
I believe in you anon! Besides, sometimes good things are worth the wait.
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>>6275030
good call, anon.
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>>6274467
>>6274480
Heya buddy! I don't think it wasn't clear enough! I think you're right and it is very stop-and-go.

The intro definitely comes out of nowhere, and it isn't until much later that it becomes clear that its about an ice cream truck. Without knowing its a Cyberpunk TT, the setting is completely devoid of context as well.

In terms of the structure, there's just not a lot to connect every one of the segments together, and the dry tone probably doesn't help distinguish when transitions occur. There's probably also a lot of signal-to-noise confusion about what's important to the plot and what's icing on the cake.

Slowing down... Any particular segments you think are rushed or don't have enough of a connection to the next section? Off the top of my head I wonder whether the 'one-star review' gag works or is just a strange segment that's too long and doesn't add anything to the story proper, and whether transition between 'i'm in debt forever abloo bloo bloo' to 'huzzah macguffin saves the day yay' works with the weird corporate email transition?
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>>6274814
seems like both don't trust each other. I hope everything is going to be alright.
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>>6273603
So they're sheepdogs?
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>>6274384
I'm glad you liked it, buddy! And I loved the Gideon scene. Very much a detective trope to have someone try and drop a hint with double talk, and I think its very well done!

Ooh, I love it! And I love the greentext that goes with it! Its awesome when OCs get integrated into the main cast or other OCs! Love the pencil shading, too!

>>6274814
Ahh, this is great! I love Judy in that trench coat so much! And I love how the story is so harsh! Thanks for sharing!

>>6274713
But... who was the shooter?
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>>6275035
>I don't think Percy was expecting that.
Rule 51 of the Internet:
No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
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>>6275167
Considering he tried to pick fights with him, I felt like it'd make a small bit of sense, even if neither of them expected the outcome.
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>>6275162
>Who was the shooter
Ya.. pretty sure this was an inside job. Goat punched his own ticket.

Oh and find your predator bun bun.
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>>6275209
>filename
He did a very nice pic of Canidae getting fucked literally last night, though as awesome as it was I'm mourning the lack of Swinton lewd to go with it
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>>6275209

>filename

Well, he dropped this last night.
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>>6275248
>>6275250
Well, good to know he's still kicking even if its with something I don't quite care for.
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>>6275127
/k/, pls go
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>>6273961
Wait I meant throw her in a pool or something
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>>6275162
Thanks! I need to draw Judy more often. I seem to draw Nick a lot more (wonder why).

>>6275074
They'll make it out alive.. maybe.
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>No one else is concerned about the fact that they're passing pred control laws in office since Swinton's been elected
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>>6274591
Whoa.
Well done.
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>>6275356
They deserve all the discrimination they get, preddo.
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>>6275356

She tried to warn us... Should have voted for the big bad wolf.
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>>6275424
I voted Canidae anon!

>>6275390
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Late Thematic Thursday submission, and missing the middle arc, but here it is:

Shadowbun: Burglar Cat

>"I want you to build me a gun."
>The ram bleats it out, frustration and simmering anger over whiskey.
>I finish tightening the screw, turn my gaze to him.
>"Want to run that by me one more time? Maybe with a 'please' this time?"
>He's pacing, nervous, coming close to knocking things off the workshop shelves.
>"Dammit, I wouldn't have come to you if I thought it was going to be like this. You too good for my money, you wildcat bastard?"
>I smile, reach for another screw. "So it's a paying job. And I'm a lynx. But do go on..."
>He's an up and coming Meadowlands Mafiosi, trying to set himself apart from the rest of the herd.
>He describes a ridiculous hand-cannon that he saw himself using in a dream, thinks that it's a sign.
>"Chrome plating. Seven chambers, it's got to be seven. Rosewood handles, and a green laser sight. You writing this down?"
>I finish the last adjustments, put the finished gearbox down onto the workbench.
>Only three more to finish cleaning and reassembling, and my surveillance drone's back in the skies.
>"It's going to take me some time, need to get the materials together. I need half down first, twenty five hundred."
>He grumbles, but he drops five credchips into the parts tray. Probably blood money but who am I to quibble.
>It's a good paying job, might let me keep the lights on here for another month.
>I stand up and walk him to the door, promising how it'll be the first thing I get started on tomorrow.
>Let him through the exit, into the rainy drizzle of the alley.
>He flips up the collar of his rain coat, turns to face me again.
>"Have it done in a week. I have a thing coming up."
>I smile and nod, knowing that it's going to take at least two weeks. But what's he going to do, complain to ZNN about the crooked gunsmith that took his money?
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>>6275439
You can hang out with the other jackals. You'll be safe with them.
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>Eating cup noodles for dinner
It's one of those nights lads. Post some grimey music

>>6275041
Sure!

The intro is the biggest thing that currently rubs me the wrong way

>Here’s a question: when you buy something on your MCD, do you ever stop to read that little annoying page that pops up with the Terms and Conditions of Service before you place your order? Check out the “Non-Competition Neuro-Consciousness” clause buried around page two thousand or so that you’ve been blindly agreeing to, and take a moment to consider how many brain cells and biochips you’ve let some megacorp molest. My advertisement’s there: your mind has an adblock that makes you incapable of seeing it-- or me. I could walk right up to you and sock you square in the face, and you’d never know what hit you.

This part right here. I can make sense of it, but it takes me more than one read; which is bad. Remember, as a writer, you want to drop your readers in the midst of the action, don't drop an exposition dump on them right from the get go.

>Check out the “Non-Competition Neuro-Consciousness” clause buried around page two thousand or so that you’ve been blindly agreeing to, and take a moment to consider how many brain cells and biochips you’ve let some megacorp molest

It's unclear to me what you're saying here, and maybe I'm just too stupid to understand your prose.

>I shift SNOWCRUSHA’s gear into Personal Delivery Mode: rail coil distribution is perfectly efficient and there’s no danger of the product being contaminated en route (vacuum air pocket contrail whatever-- you got a problem? Talk to the Health Department)

Try to be more economical with your prose. this is my journalist talking right? But just say.

"The product's vacuum sealed." Brevity is the soul of wit.

1/2
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>>6275356
I assure you, there are plenty of scared preds out there.

How strict can those laws be? She certainly can't pass ALL of them can she? Zootopia already had that savage scare, sure, but it turned out to be a big hoax! Preds are no more dangerous than prey mammals, so...
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Man,
I feel like venting, but I'm way to shy to use Discord

Dubs+ - Use Discord anyway
Singles - Forever hold my piece
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>>6275487
>Alone again, I lock the deadbolts. Reach into the Autofab, remove a freshly printed propeller blade.
>Take it to the workbench, start to attach it to the drive shaft, when I hear a gentle knocking at the door.
>The Ares Predator's in my paw before I realize I've scooped it up. Getting entirely too used to living here in Bed-Sty.
>I peer into the security monitor, see her standing in front of the peephole.
>Bunny, red dress, dark fur, ears relaxed and hanging down behind her. Got her dewlap all teased out, guess that style's in again.
>See her boyfriend off to one side, where he thinks that he's out of sight.
>Another bunny, he's wearing the typical gang-banger getup, plus some kind of striped fur dye. Looks like an asshole...
>She's examining her nails, looking like she's waiting for the Metro.
>Doesn't seem to notice that she's in the middle of a trash-strewn alley in the bad part of town.
>He's fingering something in his jacket pocket. Looks like a snub-nosed pistol.
>Definitely an asshole.
>I reach down and toggle the intercom switch. "Room service? You bring those towels I called for?"
>"Mister Quentin Leonidas? I need to talk to you. They say that you're the only one who can help me."
>She said I, not we; either she's planning something wicked, or he's planning on staying outside.
>I ought to tell them both to hit the bricks, I've got work to do for myself, and for the Mafiosi who's already paid me.
>On the other hand, I am curious what's brought them out to see me, and that's always been my biggest vice. You know what they say it does to cats...
>"Ok sweetheart, here's the deal. Your boyfriend there takes a walk, once he's around the corner I'll open the door, let you in."
>He's gesturing angrily, she cuts him dead with a single whispered word, pushes him in the chest. He turns, slinks away, metaphorical tail between his legs.
>Once I see him round the corner, I hit the switch and buzz her in.
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>>6275511
Looks like you're going to the discord anon.
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>>6275511
You could just vent here, anon.
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>>6275511
Just say it. So long as it doesn't take up a lot of time, no one's going to care about some venting.
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>"It's a very delicate job, Mister Leonidas."
>Her gaze wanders around the room, examining the stacks of Autofab feedstock, the bins of spare electronic parts, the overflowing garbage bin.
>"We've heard about you, heard that's you're pretty good. Not the best, but the best that we can afford."
>I look up from the notes scribbled on the back of an electrical bill, grin sourly at her.
>"Flattery doesn't suit you, Miss Johnson. I know I'm a middle-of-the-pack jobber, don't try to blow smoke up my tail."
>Getting up from the desk, I move to the bookcase, reach for a heavy binder of Public Works blueprint copies.
>Bring it back to the desk, open the well-thumbed pages to the section for ZPD headquarters.
>Hand drawn lines on the pages, green pencil for lighting, red for the security equipment. I tap a claw on one room, glance up for confirmation.
>"This the one? You're sure of that?"
>She leans forward, traces her paw along a path from the main staircases, mumbling under her breath as she moves down those hallways in her mind's eye.
>"Definitely. That's the parole records room. File cabinets are alphabetical, starting from the left as you enter."
>Opening her handbag, she produces three sheets of hard-copy paper. A lease agreement, a photocopy of a paystub, a semester's transcript from ZooU Tech.
>Sudden banging, bunny's eyes go wide as the Ares comes back out to play.
>Look at the monitor feed again, boyfriend's back, pounding on the door.
>I can hear him though the heavy door, shouting about the places he's supposed to be, what's taking so fucking long?
>What an incredible asshole.
>This time the bunny hits the intercom button, screaming at him to not fuck this up, does he want to go back to jail?
>After he stomps off, I walk her to the door.
>She smiles up at me as she walks through the door.
>"Good luck. His hearing is in three days, I know you can do this!"
>I smile, thank her and close the door, starting to make lists of tasks in my head.
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>>6275544
>INSERT SUSPENSEFUL ACTION SEGMENT HERE

>Three days later, I'm assembling the frame for a new surveillance drone over a takeaway dinner
>Looks like the ZPD installed some new point defense hardware over their building, my old one went down in flames over the parking lot.
>But the job in the records office is completed. With the doctored paperwork in his file, Boyfriend has already beaten the rap at his parole hearing.
>Leaving him free to continue being an asshole to all and sundry, but that's not my concern.
>Midway through the landing struts, I see movement on the security feed outside my door.
>It's Miss Johnson again, looks like she just came from the courthouse. She's in a pencil skirt and dark jacket, her dewlap fur is neatly brushed down.
>Something's different here, but I can't really place it. Must just be the different clothes.
>She waits patiently at the doorway for me to unlock it, smiles as she waves up to the camera.
>I let her in, and fasten the door locks again as she heads for my workbench.
>She's examining the drone's skeleton, comparing the work in progress to the schematic.
>"Did you design this model yourself? I've never seen one exactly like it."
>I smile, it's always nice to find someone who appreciates craftsmanship.
>"Made a few modifications to your standard Sikorski-Bell model. It's time consuming to build all the pieces, but it's worth it to have no serial numbers or RFID tags attached."
>She's nodding, taking another look around the workshop.
>"You must let me know what the last one cost you, I'll try to make it right."
>She takes a small gift wrapped package from a pocket, and places it on the table.
>"Johnny's court hearing went perfectly, you should have seen the face of that records clerk when the attorney started to grill him about their record keeping practices."
>"As a matter of fact, he'd like to meet you face to face, to thank you in person."
>I glance at the monitors, he's right outside the door.
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>>6275424
>>6275356
>>6275510
You wanna do this?

You really wanna do this?

Where's your fucking diaper pin to confirm this general as your safe space?

Piss off forever Inky. I thought you were better than that.
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>>6275493
>So, that’s it, right? Drive down the empty arcway like it were a red carpet and figure out what new powerful toys I’m going to buy after I satiate some sap’s sweet tooth?
Again, what ever happened between the intro and up until this point is unclear. The stream of consciousness is overwhelming(ly good, I want to reiterate)

I think you're trying to blend cyber punk and noire and it's not working because it's being stuffed so densely. Remember, good noire writing is actually very short, but it's very impactful. You managed to move past the boring grit, however, which is really good of you.

>not a lot to connect every one of the segments together, and the dry tone probably doesn't help distinguish when transitions occur.
Bingo.

The settings are loosely constructed and put together and the prose is doing them no justice. Thankfully all one needs to do is to just think about writing again in new ways. How do I describe something with stream of consciousness but not lose the reader all together?

>I put the bottle down for good. Enough was enough. You'd have thought by now I'd be drinking like a fish but I took only small sips.
>Needed to be sober for what was coming through that door.
>A little buddy of mine, I like to call Samuel, well, he likes to announce himself. Loudly.
>When that Elephant came running through the door Samuel said a friendly .45 caliber "how do ya do?" and that was that.

THINK about economical word choice. Come back down to earth. You can move stories and plot along while writing noire, it just takes a lot more focus than what you think it does.
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>>6275356
>Concerned
lamo you act like I don't support them you fuck
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>>6275580
>This is rapidly starting to smell fishy, but they did just pay me two month's rent for a simple B&E job.
>Sometimes you've got to indulge the customers.
>Plus, if he does try to start something, I've got at least twenty kilos on him.
>I'm still going to metal detector the bastard before he comes inside.
>As if he's read my mind, when I open the door he's standing with his arms akimbo, a small smile on his face.
>I pass a hand-held magnetometer wand over him, then give him a quick but thorough pat-down.
>"Why Quentin, at least buy me a drink first!" he smirks.
>Growling softly, I let him through the door, watch as he comes in and sits in my chair, adjusts the hydraulic lift to raise himself to eye level. Asshole.
>Miss Johnson nods to him from where she's leafing through a stack of design sketches.
>"Mister Leonidas, you do good work. I've got to admit, I was doubtful when your name was mentioned, I'd never heard of you before."
>He's smiling now, rubbing his finger across the half-assembled airframe on the desk.
>"But a name I have heard before is Joaquim Pardinus. Have you ever heard that name before, Quentin?"
>I feel like I've been thrown into the Tundratown canal.
>This can't be happening, I thought I covered every trail back to that debacle!
>I hear a click, whirling I see that she's got a small but powerful looking dart launcher pointed at my chest.
>"I'm Special Agent LaPaloma. This is my partner, Special Agent Savage. Hands in plain sight, please, I WILL use this."
>He's reaching into his coat pocket, flips open his wallet to show his ID. ZIA. A little picture of him shows that it's apparently not fur dye.
>"I invoke my rights under the Zootopian Charter for Mammal--"
>He laughs, waiving his hand to cut me off.
>"By the time my office gets involved, it's far beyond a question of your rights under Chapter Six. You're Joachim Pardinus, wanted terrorist. You don't get to make claims against the Charter."
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>>6275526
>>6275531
I've already vented here a few times before.
I don't want to be a bother to the thread by trying to use it to blogpost again; You guys deserve more respect than that.

But yeah, I'll try to hop later tonight.
Sorry to bother you all.
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>>6275608
>I snarl, despite that two timing bunny bitch's dart gun.
>"I was never involved in any of the bombings! I left before they started, I didn't want any blood on my paws. Say what you want about me, but I'm no murderer."
>He grins, leans forward and nudges the drone towards me.
>"You expect me to believe that? Those firebombs didn't just appear by magic, we had the forensic teams check for that. But we did find pieces of a modified Sikorski-Bell airframe..."
>The anger drains away, replaced with aching guilt.
>I've felt that guilt every time I pass by Lionheart Memorial, every time I see those little statues in their alcoves.
>"What do you want me to say? They took my designs, had more built and used them in the bombings. I didn't have a part in that. I tried to warn the ZPD, but it was too late, they were already airborne."
>She coughs politely.
>"Mister Pardinus, I think that we are getting sidetracked. We're not here to arrest you, or kidnap you from here, or kill you and burn this shop down around your corpse."
>She doesn't smile when she says it. Something makes me think that she's not just using that as a rhetorical example.
>"You will become an asset of our organization. We will contact you when we need your services, and we expect results."
>"In return, you will be paid for your efforts, you will be allowed to take on underworld contracts if they are not directed against government agencies, and your past will remain secret."
>I take a moment to consider, but what can I do? This isn't the kind of offer you can turn down.
>"On one condition. If you ever go after those bastards in the Crimson Order, let me be part of it. I owe them for getting me into this spot.
>She nods, lowers the gun but keeps it pointed towards me.
>Savage hops down from my chair, and they brush past me towards the door, letting themselves out.
>"Nice chatting with you, we'll be in touch!"
>'Asshole doesn't even BEGIN to describe him.' I think...
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>>6275583
Anon, what the hell are you talking about?
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>Fucking 20+ something year old faggots crying that they suffered the first loss in an election in their political life that mattered and thinking that the world is going to end and that the horrible abomination that is GOVERNMENT BY COMMITTEE will get anything done while they fucking spend their time posting in a thread about a kid's animal people movie and about much they wish they lived in a world where they could suck freaky pig dick

Get over yourselves and get your politics out of this god damn cartoon thread.
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>>6275487
>>6275518
>>6275544
>>6275580
>>6275608
>>6275638
I'm really liking this! Well done.
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>>6275650
>>6275583
hey dipshit work on your reading comprehension
nobody is talking about the real world election but you
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>>6275682
I have reading comprehension. This wink wink nudge nudge bullshit is fucking stupid. Don't scape goat wanting to talk about using fucking proxy.
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>>6275699


>Joke about Zootopian politics "in character"
>Manage to upset a very touchy anon

I was just playing around dude, I don't care about actual politics. You need to seriously calm down.
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>>6275650
>>6275583
>>6275699

Oh, I see now.

You can't tell a joke when you see one.

I personally don't give two shits about the results of the elections, but I thought it'd be fun to explore the 'joke' election of a Zootopian mayor as satire.

I assumed that's what everyone else was doing too, but if I'm wrong then I'm wrong.

Personally you sound particularly butthurt over all this, but I can see why you would be considering it's been all over the actual media.

Sorry no one's allowed to have fun just because you're in a bad mood though.
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Guys I did the thing. I made a Reddit account to shill for Short Tails and Intake

https://www.reddit.com/user/Clunkybot
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>>6275706
>>6275711
>I was only pretending to be retarded

Begone filth, go to Discord.
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>>6275735
The only one being retarded around here is you but okay.
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>>6275735
>Getting this worked up over people roleplaying and joking around on /ztg/

Anon are you okay? This much anger isn't healthy.
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>>6275650
>>6275699
Looks like you're having a little trouble there friend

Here's a fun tip: though recent "real life" American politics have prompted politically-themed Zootopia suggestion, that discussion is not a parallel or proxy to the real world, and certainly not 1:1.

Preds and Prey are not direct stand-ins for real world groups either, because they have their own nuance that doesn't really have working parallels in our existence

I mean hell, in Zootopia, the person named for Clinton won
That alone should have tipped you off
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>>6275699

If you think for one second that a bunch of people on this board are collectively decrying, without any prior planning, a recent real world political event by inserting placeholder characters, you're wrong.

I understand that you're coming from a place of frustration because no one IRL will stop talking and/or get over it, but you're jumping at shadows here.

From what I can tell, this talk of political stuff is more due to the season, because the thread itself had its own poll, for fun, on the same day as election day. There are zero direct parallels between what's going on IRL and in the thread.

In fact, IRL, Trump won. In the thread, Swinton (arguably a fascimile of Clinton) won. How then can our in-thread complaints about who was elected by applied to the real world? They can't. This is fantasy. I hope you can see that and even participate.
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OH GOOD ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HOW TRUNK IS GOING TO ZAP THE PREDS?
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>>6275268
Only a /k/ommando would recognize him
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>>6275788
swintons zapping the preds anon. trunk lost.
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>>6275638

Yayy for more OC nonsense! I'll try to get this edited and put up on AO3 tomorrow, I'll have to try to photoshop a better title card image for it as well.

As always, would appreciate any feedback or comments on it. I tried to use first person perspective, I thought that it would let me write a little punchier. Not sure if that worked as intended, I definitely had a harder time keeping to the same tone for the protagonist.. Last time I did a greentext it was full of multiple-line sentences, I think I did a better job of keeping them short this time.

Also, it's not Jack Savage, I was trying to go for a direct descendant who took up his famous relative's job in the Shadowbun era. Threw him in there for an excuse to have a smarmy bastard of a controller, and I couldn't think of a better choice for it!
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Oh, hi tumblr.

I must have clicked the wrong tab. Funny, this captcha thing never occurred before.
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This is Swineton's Zootopia. The moment she is elected, horrible black drones will fly down from the sky and clamp themselves on every Preds head, releasing a shock that permanently renders them retarded and slaves for the Prey Mammals.

There will be no escape and you will all be turned into tools. The Pred-Slave Drones will then proceed to hunt down every LGBT or mammal in an inter species relationship and kill and eat them.

Afterwards, every good, pure Prey will be allowed to take their pick of what Pred Slave Drone they want for their family. The male or female will decide, depending on the species of mammal, so naturally the Male Rams pick for their family while the Female Elephants pick for theirs.
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>>6275778
>>6275771
>>6275711
This is part of why I'm so disinterested in the "Donald Trunk" character some people keep pushing, too: I have no interest in inserting real world characters into Zootopia's politics. Swinton isn't Clinton when she's the mayor, or running against Canidae (who DEFINITELY isn't Kennedy), but if you put her against "Trunk", suddenly she is.

If anything, we're trying to keep RL politics out of Zootopia discussion.
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>>6275802
>>6275811

That's what I was worried about, but anon thinks I'm talking about that dumb Humantopia movie!
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>>6273907
>BUNZ
SOLD.
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>>6275830
humantopia was shit
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>>6275828

Agreed, if anything it's been done to distract from IRL politics, not serve as a proxy.
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The movies continue!

Double Indemnity just finished, up next we have The Third Man.

after that:
The Big Heat
DOA
and as always, Zootopia.

The movie begin in about 10 minutes!

Now with new link
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/8uKNnjhQ2zT
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/8uKNnjhQ2zT
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/8uKNnjhQ2zT

sorry anon >>6275838

rip in peace Bunz link
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>>6275843
I didn't think this many people saw it.
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>>6275727
Neat. r/zootopia isn't all that active, but it does have a thread for posting fanfics.
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What if gay/lesbian/etc wasn't an issue in Zootopia, and instead we got a civil anagram like IPP (Interspecies/Pred-Prey)?
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>>6275845
I'm way more interested in Zootopia politics than real politics personally.
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>>6273478

I spent this morning avoiding my Thematic Thursday writing, and I spent the afternoon and evening knuckling down to finish it! Please don't spank me with the ruler again ComicAnon! I'll write harder next time, I promise!
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>>6275790
...shit, my cover's blown
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>>6275870
That's what I always assumed myself.

Like with all things gay/lesbian/etc. would probably have a niche group of dissenters, but the big issue would be interspecies/pred-prey prejudice.

Even if interspecies isn't uncommon in Zootopia, I'm sure a lot of mammals frown upon it, moreso if it's a pred-prey relationship. The whole LGBT thing would probably only be a problem with specific individuals and extreme fundies.
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>>6275878

Zootopian politics are fun and full of potential.

I don't blame the guy though. That knee-jerk reaction was probably due to this milieu we're in now of both sides still freaking out. It's all I see on social (or any) media these last few days. People just need to get over it and start dealing with what's next.
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>>6275845
Seems to me the same hysteria with a filter to different words. Not sure how is distracting when you're getting hammered in real life and getting here with the same talk but now with animals. I guess I should take a break from these threads when people are going to roleplay the same shit you're avoiding in real life.
Funny though, I was coming to these threads to take a break from real life.
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>>6275870
What makes you think either of those are a problem?
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>>6275931
>What makes you think either of those are a problem?
Because it's amusing, mostly.
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>>6275870
What if we GASSED all the faggots
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>>6275870
It's possible, some species have very little sexual dimorphism, others come from a matriarchal/other type different from our society, so they should have a different look on it from us
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>>6275912
I think it might be different among species, too. Perhaps some species are more open to the concept, while others are far more dissenting.

There might be divisions within species that dislike it: maybe some otters don't like the stereotype of 'piles'.
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>>6272485
Oh you're putting me on the spot here.
Hmm...

Something comfy and domestic, like them spending a quiet Sunday together doing their own hobbies, such as Clancy knitting or quilting, and Percy doing whatever he does when he isn't at work or having a panic attack (origami..?).

Or them reading in bed; always a cute couple trope, yet I don't know is anyone still does that in this day and age.

Or them taking a shot at trying full on bondage (we're talking paddles, whips, cuffs, harnesses, zipper masks; the works), and coming to the agreement that it's just not for them ("And it's all non-returnable... Shit.")
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>>6275959
>Perhaps some species are more open to the concept
Which species are the biggest race traitor?
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>>6273185
>>6273218
>>6273236
And yet her bulge remains a 1/10 for a Zhan drawing.

Apply yourself.
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>>6275681

Thank you! I wish that I had spent the time to write out the burglary, but it's not really the point of Noir, I think it's OK to handwave it like that. What do you think?
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>>6275493
>>6275588
Oh shit, I didn't tell you this was for an older TT. Its just cyberpunk, not noir...

I'll have a longer response, but I need to cook dinner!
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>>6275868
Awesome.


>>6276029
Oh god. That makes sense then. I thought it was for Noir.
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Yeah, that's how I feel myself. I kinda got sick of it after the first few hours.

I think discussing politics that pertain to Zootopia itself would be more of a breather, but if you're not bombarded by it that makes sense. I don't think he's wrong for feeling the way he did, but screaming about things when they're not meant to be related makes you seem like a douchebag. I hope he calms down, and that the threads don't do much else to upset him. No one deserves to be that unhappy I feel.

>>6275929
I personally don't see the similarities myself, but that might just be because I'm avoiding real life politics in luie of these threads.

I jumped into the convo because I thought it'd be a fun angle to explore, but I can see why with all the shit going on in the real world it'd be stressful/infuriating for some people too. The world isn't always going to bend to you wishes, but I'm sure people can at least be understanding.

>>6275959
That's a good point too. I wonder which species are more against interespecies relationships and even homosexual ones. Again I still think the former is more likely than the latter. Mammals engage in gay acts in nature all the time, but maybe like with humans domestication affected that slightly.

>>6275972
Oh, those sound pretty cute! I can try to get to them later tonight.

>Or them taking a shot at trying full on bondage and coming to the agreement that it's just not for them

Well, um...I already posted >>6273579
and >>6274751, so...
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>>6276043
No worries, I think a lot of the same critiques still apply. I tried very hard to ape Neal Stephenson's style, but I don't have it down.
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>>6276052
>The world isn't always going to bend to you wishes
I'm not asking for that, but obviously wanting to stick with Zootopia discussion without politics bullshit on a thread who is mistakenly named Zootopia General is wanting the world to bend to your wishes. Roleplay your hearts out.
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It's pretty funny that the first time somebody makes a joke that the Trumpies don't like they start howling about "GO BACK TO YOUR SAFE SPAAAACE"

Like, the fuck do you think a place where people can't take a joke /is/ my man

Toughen the fuck up, you're making the rest of us look bad
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>>6276004
If it was a full story/novel I'd write it out, use the opportunity to worldbuild or build up characters. For this sort of stuff I think it's fine to skip it.

I like your use of first person, I was a little confused for the first few lines but I picked it up after that. I think it was the ram using first person to speak and then it switching to first person narrator right after.
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>>6272485

Could I suggest a longer form comic?

Maybe have something where they both have to talk the other one down from some sort of crisis? Like Percy's about to lose his mind because of some OCD/anxiety triggering thing in public, Clancy has to talk him through it by encouraging or distracting him. Clancy, conversely, is getting wound up and ready to start a fight with someone getting on his case, and Percy has to deescalate the situation without making Clancy feel weak or inadequate. In either case, gay Shorty Squad snogging is an acceptable approach?
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What is the consensus on fobbit babies?
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>>6275807
As someone who deals with aircraft occasionally, is Sikorsky-Bell a Shadowrun thing? They're individually owned by two different companies iirc.
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>>6275852
That makes me sad.
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>>6276112
>Zootopia General and Politics in Zootopia are not related

That's a different argument all together, and it's one no one's going to ever agree on.

Also 'bend to your wishes' could simply mean 'hey can we not talk about this right now?' It doesn't mean anyone will listen, but it's better then throwing out accusations that make you look like a confused and angry autist. Not that I'm saying you're the one who did that, but all the same it's better to be civil, not that anyone is required to.

>roleplay your hearts out

I wasn't even roleplaying. I was trying to join in on a discussion I thought was interesting. I can't speak for anyone else though.

>>6276140
I'll see what I can do with either of these premises, but it might be a while before I can get either of these requests done.
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>>6276162
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>>6276127

I see what you mean, I had problems with that in my other fics as well. I really like that style of in media res opening, maybe I could switch the first two lines around so the protagonist describes him saying it first?
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>>6276199
Now THAT'S a spicy noir.
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>>6276222
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Jeepers, everyone done getting upset tonight?
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>>6276222
Tegaki, any quick TT sketch from you?
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>>6276234
>Jeepers, everyone done getting upset tonight?
go back to /FNAFG/, bonworth
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>>6276196
Yeah I think putting the description first would fix it, or even describe an action for him prior to speaking like pacing the room. Just something to establish who's talking before shifting into the protagonist's thoughts.
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>>6276236
Something brilliant. R63 Honey is an amazing idea.
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>>6276236
draw a fluffy judy please
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>>6276245
I'll take that as a no.
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>>6276255
>after-sex
Looks more like they're getting warmed up. Remmy's rubbing her chest, she's palming his dick beneath his wool.
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>>6276163

Yep, I stole it from the core rulebook, like most of the other tech. But in the game, they are a merged corporation, owned by an even larger one in turn.

Cute bun, is he practicing his barrel rolls?
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>>6276181
I'm not the other retard, but I've been literally having to deal with this hysteria since fucking nomination speech. I can't just NEET my way through every fucking thing on the world and alienate myself, I wish I could. I've already said my piece, and now people are trying to rile a fucking us vs them arsine here as well, enjoy your fucking zootopia general.
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>>6276052
>>Or them taking a shot at trying full on bondage and coming to the agreement that it's just not for them
>Well, um...I already posted >>6273579
>and >>6274751, so...

Fair enough, I did make my reply before scrolling through the rest of the thread.
Though I was more going for something sillier, like Clancy's in a stockade (or one of those restraining sex swing deals) with a ball-gag and Percy is standing there in full gimp-suit, dual-wielding imposing sex toys, and the question arises if they've gone past the point of exploring pain-for-pleasure and just headed too far into weirdoville.
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>>6276181

Oh sure, no pressure or expectation, just wanted to suggest an idea that might turn out to be cute!
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>>6276294
You tell me mauder fauecker.
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>>6276236
I wonder if a lovelorn male Honey would be creepier than lovelorn female Honey?
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>>6276237
'sup tegaki, how ya doing?
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>>6276236
>More female Nick
Yessssssssssssss
And I wonder if she would be as casual with Honey, then? Don't you write Nicky different than Nick?
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>>6276244

>>6276359
am good, you? :o you good??! good!
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>>6276328
I don't see the them vs. us thing here at all, unless you mean a pred vs. prey one, which was brought up time and time again.

All the same I hope you can be in a better mood in the future anon. Even if you don't believe it my heart goes out to you. I still stand by the notion that no one deserves to feel miserable.

>>6276330
Jesus christ, that does sound pretty hilarious. I'll consider it.
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>>6276290
Even better
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>>6276368
Why don't you come over to my place, foxy boy
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>>6275583
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>>6276245
>go back to /FNAFG/, bonworth
put your name back on, ghost x'D
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>>6276423
That's just human nature. It can't be avoided. All you can really try to do is ignore it, or separate yourself from it. It's shitty, but that's the way things are. If it's what you gotta do to save your sanity then you do you. I'll be honest when I say I flat-out ignored the second comment, as did everyone else it looks like.

I think things'll cool down personally, but it also doesn't mean I'm right. I can only hope I am.

Speaking of separating myself from the situation, I think I'll do that for a few hours for my own sanity. Later /ztg/
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>wen u get another Kudos on AO3

Guys this is bad. I think I'm becoming a whore
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>>6276512
them look adopted.
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>>6274785

+1
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>>6276516
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>>6276526
green eye bunny, purple eye fox
finding those kits probably took them a while

or disney magic
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>>6276480
Whenever I check my email alerts on my phone in the morning, I usually have between 2-5 new kudos/bookmark/favorite/follow alerts from AO3/FFN each day.
It's a pretty comfy way to start the morning.
Course, come evening, I'm back to feeling like a worthless hack.
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>>6276560
Welcome to being a writefag.
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>>6276455
I do love the family stuff, always so cute and comfy.
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>>6276560
>Whenever I check my email alerts on my phone in the morning, I usually have between 2-5 new kudos/bookmark/favorite/follow alerts from AO3/FFN each day.

What are you writing that'd pulling those numbers?

>Course, come evening, I'm back to feeling like a worthless hack.
Oh god the come down is awful.

It's a bad habit I need to kick. I'm getting back into it too
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>>6276356
Maybe, but creepy can be hot.

I kind of wish Honey was a bit creepier.
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hey guys whats going on in this thr-

weird, i didnt think they made zootopia generals in /pol/.
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>>6276236

but now who has the better musk?
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>>6276592
It isn't always
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>>6276648
>honey is jack savage of r63 universe

cucc
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>>6276648
awesome but jude doesn't quite look like a dude.
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>>6276342
The UD-4 'Cheyenne' is a versatile droprabbit and tactical bun employed in a primary role in the US Colonial Marine Corps. Derived from an original Department of Defense lagomorph requirement formulated at the end of the Tientsin conflict for a multi-role light aerospace doe capable of lifting heavy payloads up to 16,000 kilograms, the UD-4 has evolved into the definitive droprabbit design, influencing the shape of many derivatives and successors.

In the linked document, we see a UD-4 on close approach, preparing to land and deploy it's squad of Colonial Marine troops.
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>>6276592
>>6276562
>>6276669
god damn i love adoption.
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>>6276718
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>>6276648
>Its on
I need to see how far this goes.
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>>6276560

You bastard! Teach me the ways in which I may receive your bountiful harvest of Kudoses!
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>>6276236
>>6276648

I don't know, but I think this can go to interesting places...
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>>6276736
please. ill start going to church.
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I have a story ready to go for Short Tails. Can someone give me critiques?

I asked yesterday and got a really good response.


http://pastebin.com/ePDZ7j53
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>>6276718
i lov ur mom
n she lv mi dik kuklet fagboi dikmunchdr homoslut ptolapsed boicunni fukboi cummdump
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>>6276695
that's how I've always drawn malejudy
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>>6276749
a little late for that
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>>6276763
i dunno he seems bulkier/roundier in this one

than in this one >>6276648
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>>6276718
>adoption
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>>6276777
I'm starting drinking again.
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>>6276819
After being pumped full of virile bunny spy seed on her insides.
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>>6276828
I hope it's water.
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>>6276812
>>6276763
actually i think it comes down to the neck.
he basicly doesn't have one in the one on the patrol car and his face is roundier, if that serves to explain myself better
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Does anyone remember where I was with my reading of Deeper?
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>>6276844
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>>6276662
Great, now I want to bury my face in an imaginary version of an already imaginary badger's chest and have his musky scent turn my brain to mush.

Thanks, thread.
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oh man
male honey
i really need some honey dude-lewds.
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>>6276867
>looks like water
>>6276879
>>6276879
>>6276879
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>>6276669
Nope, still cute and comfy! Das a good papa!
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>>6276886
I hope you're using that as a disinfectant!
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>>6276828
just now ?
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>>6276629
>What are you writing that'd pulling those numbers?

A collection of this and that; some drama, some comedy, one odd lewd.
11 works in total, so often it's that someone stumbled on one, liked it, gave a kudos, and then read at least one other and gave it the same.
Comments however are rare to occur, which is something I wish I saw more of, and hits are at an 'okay' level; not breaking four digits like the really popular ones, but still in the three digit range (200 at lowest, 700 at highest).

>>6276740
Well like I noted earlier in this post, it's spread across 11 current works, so best I can say is write a lot and diversify what you write between each piece.
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>>6276880

Would you, anon?

Would you let the hunky badger hold you close, rubbing your back as he held your face pressed up against his chest, his bare fur brushing against your own? It's plenty hot in the bunker, with both of you shirtless and sweaty. He knows what his scent does to you, but he just smiles and holds you close. You slowly start to drift away, feeling protected and aroused in equal measure, so vulnerable in his arms, but with no desire to leave and no willpower to move away even if you wanted to.

You don't want that, do you?
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>>6276955
>11 works in total, so often it's that someone stumbled on one, liked it, gave a kudos, and then read at least one other and gave it the same.

Ohhh I see. I've only got two works so I don't have those kinds of numbers.

>Comments however are rare to occur, which is something I wish I saw more of, and hits are at an 'okay' level; not breaking four digits like the really popular ones, but still in the three digit range (200 at lowest, 700 at highest).

You can do it man. I'm just about to break 5k
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>>6276967
Fuck. I want this and I mostly consider myself a lesbian.
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>>6276917
>disinfecting my memory maybe
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>>6276985
Come off it fuckface, my best friend is getting drunk off his ass right now and I don't want you to as well.
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>>6276985
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>>6276750
>sleazy Judy
Interesting direction. I think it works pretty well as a short story. I'll reread it again in the morning to see if I can offer any substantial feedback.

There's a bunch of question marks in the second-ish half but I dunno if that's an issue on my end or not.
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>>6277043
The question marks are because Pastebin is retarded
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>>6277043
>ask him himself
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>>6277016
but....>>6277039
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>>6277039
My god, put it out of its misery.
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>>6277039
>Hybrid
>Doesn't look like either parent
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>>6277043
Oh, and thank you for reading
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>>6277065
>ask him *hic* himself
I can not see an error, unless I've mistaken what hiccup is my entire life.
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>>6276967
God, I do, I really do. I want to lose time like that, just let my mind go still and quiet, drift off into a dreamless sleep. Entirely surrounded and overpowered by his presence, until my whole world narrows to just him.
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>>6277097
except she's talking to an officer

it's yourself
ask him yourself.
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>>6276974
>You can do it man.

Well thank you.

>I'm just about to break 5k

Y-you too...
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(whoops, quoted wrong post)

>>6277065
She's drunk, anon.

(it was fixed later but I thought this version was funnier)

>>6277087
No problem!
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>>6276979

It's okay, though. You can... Indulge.

Just because you're into girls, doesn't mean you can't spend time with men. And that badger is a hell of a man, his scent as potent as his strength. He'd never push anything on you- He just wants you safe, protected, happy. He loves that you'd want to spend time with him in his bunker. You didn't know why you blushed when he took his shirt off the first time, and you don't know why you accepted when he offered to let you lie with him.

But now, pressed up against him... Feeling his strong arms wrapped around your back, your nose buried in his fur... You close your eyes, take a deep breath of his scent, and shudder with indescribable sensation. The scent, so raw and primal, arouses more emotions then you can immediately place. But you dont want to place them, do you?

You just want to lie in his arms, let him have you. Let his scent take your mind without even trying. Everything outside of the couch you cuddle on seems irrelevant, and soon it might as well not even be there. With your eyes closed, and your mind full of his scent, his touch, his heat, it's like he truly is the only thing left in the world.

You're happier then you've ever been for it.

You just want
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>>6277160
This is so gay it's making me straight.
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>>6277140
That officer is in a mirror: it's Mirror!Nick she's talking to.
It's an existentialist metaphor
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>>6277071
>>6277072
>>6277073
would you prefer heterochromia ?
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>HAIR
>On a ZOOTOPIA furry
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>>6277176

Is that a good thing, anon?
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>>6277182
>>6277182
>>6277182
>>6277182
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>>6277182
Not bad.. not as good as adoption though.

>>6277207
For better or worse, movie set precedent.

I've only seen like, two sparkledogs the entire time I've been in this general.
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>>6277207
he just doesn't cut his head fluff

>>6277219
>>6277232
legit
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>>6277261
heresy is fun
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>>6277160
I think I would cut off both legs below the knee to have this. It would make it easier for me to do nothing buy lay with my nose buried in a strong badger's scruff, anyway, and give him more reason to pick me up and carry me against his chest.
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>>6277295
>>6277301
i can keep going
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>>6277318
DELET THIS
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>>6277318
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>>6277318
im fucking angry
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>>6277328
>>6277334
>>6277338
i refuse
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>>6277282

Come now, anon, there's no need for that.

As soon as you see him, your legs wobble. You stagger towards him, collapsing into his chest. You gaze up at him, embarrassed by your sudden weakness, but he just smiles down at you as he pulls you close. You take a deep breath, your face buried in his warm, soft fur, and feel all of your problems fade away, your momentary embarassment gone with them.

He helps you to the couch. It's always the couch, during the day- He only takes you to bed at night, giving you something you look forward to every hour the sun is up. As soon as he falls onto his back, pulling you with him, your legs might as well be gone-

You want him. You need to be with him. Any movement that would take you away from him you can't bear to consider. He gently nuzzles you, pressing a soft kiss to your nose as he strokes down your back, gently grooming your fur with his claws. It's a simple pleasure, being held close by someone who cares so much, but it's all you need. It's all you'll ever need.


You wouldn't want something like that, would you?
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this memory might not go in the same scrapbook
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>>6277351
This one is cute though
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>>6277351
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>>6277351
God is dead and people like you have killed him
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>>6277358
Obviously they're at the pool.
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>>6277353
>>6277372
>>6277378
>>6277374
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>>6277357
>>6277282
So whatever back and forth you two are doing, is it just extreme submissiveness or is there another term for it?
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Who /writedrunkeditsober/

I have no fucking idea what I'm even writing anymore. Can someone help me translate this shit?


>In the corner of the house there’s Lilly over there. She’s got the needle in her arm, and refuses to share as she pushes the plunger down. I pull from my own stash. I’m a bleeding comet. I am chocolate cake. And the stuff finally hits with the plunger gone horizontal. I feel warmth in my arm. I’ve smoked one too many dimes in my time to be coherent, by this point I’m going, going gone. The syringe falls out of my arm. I see friends like they’re needles i I swivel onto the dirty floor. There’s a hint of gasoline in my lung and it works it’s way up into my tongue. In my tongue.

What the fuck am I writing about, junkies?
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>>6277358
Jesus that vixen has no shame, just showing off her chest like that.
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>>6277384
This planet is condemned
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>>6277384
You are not a good person.
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>>6277384
>forehead diamond
Judy/Nick/Pizzacolt TRIPLE HERESY?
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>>6277401
>>6277406
>>6277410
>>6277417
>>6277421
i'll be back with more heresy, eventually.
this one are cute tho
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>>6277447
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>>6277358
Honey's body looks like VRbit.
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>>6277447
Why are people so desperate to fuck with Hybrids. They're abominations against God. Just say bunnies and foxes adopt
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>>6277447
this thread is unclean.

I tried to use the rest to disinfect it.
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>>6277357
Light touches and head scratching is actually the best thing, so I would probably want something exactly like this.

>>6277392
Not really sure.
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oh no what happened
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>>6277465
>>6277475
>>6277485

i can keep going if that's what you want
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>>6277468
Oh god, I see what you mean.
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>>6277504
No
NO
...
no.
[spoiler]but actually yes[/spoiler]
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>>6277505
HALT VILLAIN
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>>6277505
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>>6277505
>>6277505
>>6277505
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>>6277504
Truly this is the best possible future that was born from heresy.
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>>6277504
>yfw she's dating Becca
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>>6277522
>>6277528
>>6277534
accept it
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>>6277505
>>6277504
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>>6277504
>>6277505
Has science gone too far (yes it did)?
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>>6277563
i beg u
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>be at apartment in Little R
>eating stick of mozzarella smuggled in from Domestia
>Eat most of it, save the rest for later
>Few days later, get cravings
>Open fridge, pull the last pieces
>Unwrap it
>Fucking stinky cheese juice everywhere
>It looks and smells like old semen
>It's soaked literally everything in my apartment
Holy fuck, people have a fetish for this? This is disgusting.

Still tastes good, tho
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>>6277583
10/10
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>>6277565
>>6277570
>>6277580
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>>6277583
Cuckedae
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>>6277598
Let it end
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>>6277583
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>>6277583

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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ARE YOU TRING TO GET EXTERMINATUS

BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET EXTERMINATUS
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>>6277605
>>6277605
only the dead can now peace from my folders
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>>6277629
harambe died for this.
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>>6277583
>It's just gazelle in make up for her new show
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>>6277555

excuse you
i will not tolerate this slander of my becca stories
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>>6277583

What if antelopebun but you can't tell whether the father is bucky or pronk
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>>6277611
>>6277629
>>6277648
>>
Soon
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>>6277640
Reminder that neither joke you told is still relevant or funny anymore nor has been since the first month
You might as well have posted a Dat Boi
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>>6277658
OH SOOOON THE LIIIIGGHT
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>>6277666
Nice try satan
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>>6277648
>Stevens gets Canidae back for not remembering him
>Now she'll always remember him
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>>6277666
>>
only one thing will end this
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>>6277591
Scent is a really powerful way to manipulate the mind!

Some of us just happen to have diseased minds that want to be completely overwhelmed and shut down by the overwhelming scent of a powerful predator~
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>>6277666
Wow, satan is a pretty chill dude. I'd vote for him.
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>>6277629
Every time this gets reposted, people notice Nick isn't wearing pants.
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>>6277698
>Putting it in the trash where it belongs
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>>6277648
Who is this?
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>>6277698
People stop reeing and pushing him to post more? Pretty impossible Anon.
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>>6277699

I...

I kinda want this, too. Especially if it's Honey.
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>>6277698
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>>6277583
and who is this?
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>>6277727
How
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>>6277706
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>>6277727
NOW DRAW STEVENS FUCKING ALL OF THEM
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>>6277727
Fucking bitch Canidae deserves it

Also check em
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>>6277727
I still dont know what you're drawing, only that it's #notZootopia
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>>6277747

Why so cruel to pupper
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>>6277747
Check what, anon?
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>>6277688
Wait a sec, that artstyle
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>>6277756
Holy shit she looks respectable here
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>>6277716

The only thing that will stop me is this...

The Third Man is now over and up next we have The Big Heat.

after that we have:
DOA
and as always, Zootopia.

The movie begin in about 10 minutes!

Now with new link
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/8uKNnjhQ2zT
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/8uKNnjhQ2zT
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/8uKNnjhQ2zT

i'll stop with the heresy now, post comfy
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>>6277770
That's because she's not fat enough
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>>6277688
The nut shack is a lil' ole place where
we can get to-ge-ther!
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>>6277775
Looks like adoption to me.
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>nice Weaver r63 gets interrupted by heresy
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>>6277793
>I will never not hear Weird Al's polkas for so many of these classic songs
At least it's a good parody artist

>>6277806
>nice
>r63
>ever
I don't care if it's Weaver, that shit can get pretty cancerous
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>>6277806
>Weaver's shitposting is interrupted by cute shipping pictures

Gas yourself.
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>>6277795
nice but i said i'd stop have noir instead
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>>6277846
>Blacksad Zootopia

Where's the Blacksad poster?
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>>6277826
>weird al
Im pretty sure thats the actual lyrics to Nut Shack
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>>6277775
trashy, you're into heresy?

that's ok, we still love you. thanks for being awesome and streaming every week.
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>page 10
new bread when
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>>6277754
We hashtagging controversial topics now?
Let me try:

#sekritklub
#zoothouseparty
#gladyourdogisdead
#twoouttaten

Also >>6277836
#weavercantdraw
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>>6277836
Bite your tongues, swaps are the fanart of the gods.
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>>6277861
heresy is cool
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>>6277883
It's only fanart if it's related to the movie
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>>6277860
>The nut shack
I am only 'sort-of' aware of that meme.
I am familiar with The Love Shack, though. In Al's polkas, he doesn't change the song, only mashes it up with others in a happy and upbeat style.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soHb8490eQk
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>>6277895
Nick is in the movie. Female Nick is related to the movie.
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Y'know that time some autist spammed a bunch of fat pictures that literally noone liked?

Well, it seems we have another one for all this hybrid shit.
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>>6277889
And cute!
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>>6277929
and the rest of it?
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doggy
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>>6277934
Eh, I liked em. Heresy is cute.
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>>6277934
Holy shit calm down anon. The #REALNIGGAS haven't left, the thread's not gonna go anywhere, and trashy's done posting

t. the autist that got into an argument with the fatposter
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>>6277934
you aren't wrong.
i'll fully accept that
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>>6277934
Would you prefer cub?
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>>6277895
Vi isn't in the movie yet she's canon.
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>>6277994
Actually, do you have a 63 folder to dump?
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>>6277994
>>6278016
>>6278026
CEASE VILLAIN
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>>6278031

>>6278031

>>6278031
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Bloop.
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>>6277934
congratz now you bring cubposter back
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>>6278025
Nope



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