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Zootopia General: I Want Your Badge and Fox Repellent On My Desk Now Edition

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If first I'm promoted to pic related
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BUNE
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Nick!
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>>6249495
VERY IMPORTANT BUNE FOR VERY IMPORTANT THREAD
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odB1wWPqSlE

How Prey really feel about Preds
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>>6249494
Shame you're second after the OP.
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>>6249478
Fuck you Bogo, I brought this Fox Repellent from home!
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>>6249540
From your logic no one is first but pic related
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>>6249568
Are you saying my logic is wrong, number 6249568?
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>>6249605
I'm pretty sure my number is higher than that
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Reposting bun lewds.
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>>6249886

Those dicks could slice bread!
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>>6249886
I do love these swaps
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>>6249958
I have a weakness for swaps. It's one of my favorite types of 'what if' scenarios.
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>>6249980
But what if all those buns... were velociraptors?
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>>6250024
NO
REPTILES
IN
ZOOTOPIA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>6250024
velociraptor MAIDS
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>>6249495
Bune you say?
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animal LARP when
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>>6250024
>>6250062
Now you're going too far.
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>>6250112
>>6250062
see >>>6244791
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>>6250155
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>>6248059

Whoops, had both threads open and accidentally posted this in the dying one.

>Nick had called in sick to work that morning
>Judy was worried about him, wondering if the meeting with Becky had put a lot of stress on him
>She knew he didn’t like to face his past
>After work she stops by his place, knocks on his apartment door and waits
>After getting no response, she wonders if he was actually sick and was sleeping
>She knocks a little harder “Nick, you okay in there?”
>The continued lack of response does get her a little worried
>Trying the knob, she is surprised to find the door unlocked
>Pushing the door open she calls out “Nick?”
>She can immediately smell a strong alcohol scent in the air
>Stepping inside, it doesn’t take her long to figure out why
>Nick is passed out on the couch
>A bottle of whiskey sideways next to him had left a large stain
>Walking to Nick, she looks him over
>Good sign: he was still breathing
>Bad sign: clearly his meeting with Becky had not gone well
>With a sigh, she lays Nick down and starts cleaning up
>There was nothing she could do about the couch stain now, but she could at least pick up the bottles
>She wonders by their number if he had kept himself consistently shitfaced since the night before
>She also wonders if this was something he had done before
>Once she finishes cleaning the place up, she takes a seat on the couch armrest
>Keep an eye on Nick until he wakes up
>He’ll need the help then, she’s sure.
>Second time in two days she’ll help a Wilde sober up
>The thought sort of amuses her, keeping her a little distracted from her worry about Nick’s state.
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>>6250276
As mentioned, glad to see this continuing.
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>>6250313
Was only joking about stopping anyways. Was always gonna continue.
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>>6250112
Well how about mice? Mice are cute, they can be the true shortiest squad!
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>>6249886

Lewd male buns?

My weakness!
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>>6250106

have you not been paying attention to the labjer saga
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>>6250887
But what good are male buns except as living fleshlights?
With their tiny cocks they can satisfy no one
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Buns are great subs. The males are even tighter then the females!
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>I want to wear percy's sis like a sockpuppet.

>But on my dick.

>>6250682
I'd likely draw them all as polecats or skunks instead.

>>6250887
Glad to satiate that weakness, then!

I may draw more male buns in the future. No idea.
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>>6250972
The can satisfy other buns!
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>>6250972
>With their tiny cocks they can satisfy no one
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You guys have a weird fixation on buns.
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>>6251104
It's their fault for being so adorable.
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>>6251104
Why, whatever do you mean?
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>>6251140
THAT BUN IS TOO YOUNG

MODS
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>>6251104
and thats bad because...?
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>Z O O T W A V E

>enjoy

aestheticanon
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>>6251016
RIP Caitlin.
She was tight.
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>>6251112
Adorable is just another was of saying the c-word! Only other bunnies can call bunnies cute!

>>6251140
Wh-why is it looking so scared?

>>6251176
Because its fetishizing my species and that's abhorrent! #notyourbuntasy

>>6251203
Yay! More Aesthetic! I like the video that goes along with this a lot, and the music is really good!

I'm going to take a shower before bed. Its been a long day :P
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>>6251203
That was very, very nice.
I felt a wave of nostalgia wash over me.
Good work aesthetic.
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>>6251220
I'm sure she lived. Somehow.

Never doubt a tube's powers.
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>>6251313
>No longer vice-like
RIP Caitlin's pussy.
She was tight.
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>>6251255
I can play that game too.
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>>6251346
At least she still has her butt.
And mouth.
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>>6251255
But those are the only two adjectives I have to describe that notion!
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>>6251366
Not for long, with the death of vicelike polecat puss she'll move on to bigger and bigger mammals so she can feel full again. Ruining every hole she has in the process.

>>6251255
Poor jumper, still fighting his urges.
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>>6251395
What a wild ride it'll be in the meantime, though!

Man, maybe death would have been the more humane option.
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>>6251366
Yes, but these are also prerogatives shared with her brother.
This will call for a sexy polecat fraternal challenge in the case they set their eyes on the same male.
The last time this happened they needed three days to clean the mess.
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Hey Inky, how is Mary doing?
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>>6251423
The skunk was never the same after that..
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>>6251352
B-betrayed by my own kind...

Why, Maxine? Why sell out your bretherbun?

Although I bet a ton of bunners in Zootopia just accepted that other mammals would call them cute because they didn't have the pride that Judy felt about being a police officer. I imagine since the prevailing notion was "bunnies don't do that", most bunnies living in the city were fine not standing up to themselves...

Thank goodness for Judy!

>>6251377
If all you can say about bunnies is that we're cute and adorable, then you're definitely demammalizing us. See past our appearances and look at us as individuals! Cute, adorable individuals!

>>6251395
Rude. Bunnies don't have urges and those pills are a myth.
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hello fellow mammals
skinfag here
just wanted to remind you that humans are the superior creatures
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>>6251423
>>6251441
I am certain if they were ever in a competition they'd tear each other apart.

Luckily they are a caring sibling couple and want the best for one another.

>>6251432
>Mary

Who is Mary? Am I missing something?
I feel like I'm missing something.
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>>6251452

>pills

A-Are you on drugs that just barely keep the raging lust-bun beneath the surface at bay?
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>>6251452
Sure cottontail, you keep telling yourself that.
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>>6251452
It could just be that Maxine has a very small amount of fucks to give. I think she'd likely be more offended if she were treated like a child than if she were called 'cute'

>those pills are a myth

No one said anything about any pills.
What are you hiding?
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>>6251452
The only urge you should be fighting is the urge to kill predators...
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>>6251452
True. Rabbits are not cute.
They're sluts.
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>>6251465
Mary Tudor
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>>6251485
Do small animals like rabbits associate smaller animals like mice with children?
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>>6251485
Man, Maxine has a hard outer layer.

And being treated like a child is totally demeaning! Except when you get free candy. Then its the best thing in the world.

>No one said anything about any pills.
>What are you hiding?

Oh, its a myth about bunnies that they need suppressants to stop them from going 'in heat' perpetually. Just rumors spread by bunner fetishists who are totally rude and misinformed.

>>6251466
Of course not! As a wolf I'm sure you're just as annoyed when other mammals ask whether you're on your estrous cycle! Its just a myth! You don't have seasons where you become completely enslaved to your lust and are secretly at the whims of any mammals who want to take you sexually.

We'll fight this discrimination together for 2020.

>>6251468
What makes me so mad is that this quote is technically correct.

>>6251526
Look, the courts ruled that I was guilty of THIRD DEGREE MURDER. That's like at least two whole degrees away from the bad one you're not supposed to do!

>>6251546
RUDE! ABSOLUTELY RUDE! There are plenty of rabbits who are not sluts! Maxine, Calvin, Bunanon, Jack, Jill, that one rabbit Judy talked to at the bar that Weaver drew...
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>>6251564

>you're a wolf

U-uh... Yes! It's all discrimination. Wolves evolved beyond heat YEARS ago. Say, what time of year is it? Winter? No, I'm not blushing.

Stop staring.
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>>6251564
>its a myth about bunnies that they need suppressants
Allow me to show a counterexample
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>>6251575
*half a wolf
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>>6251588
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>>6251593
Sluts
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>>6251564
>Calvin, not a slut for badger dick
Those are all terrible examples, there are lewd pics all over the net of all those buns.
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i wanna die

but for now ill sleep i guess
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>>6251591
Rude! Those rumors about Canidae were put out by anti-pred organizations! That's what Lucius told me, and he runs an anti-anti-pred organization, so he'd know!

>>6251588
>>6251593
>>6251595
Jack is not for lewd! Jack is for adventures and being a super spy and sometimes actually being Jill! And Jack is for Skye! This is obviously more propaganda!

>>6251602
Those are all persona, private photos of Calvin! Sharing those is like disseminating dox! Delete this!
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>>6251634
Have a good rest Anon

>>6251638
Bun bun, you need to let go... just give it a try.
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>>6251638
>Jack is not for lewd
Then I guess we need to lewd another bun...
Let's see who is the closest here?
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>>6251638
Alright bun, so I guess you're /not/ cute?
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>>6251673
Why are you bullying me? Is it because of that myth that buns need to be bullied? That's not true! All you're doing is hurting my feelings!

>>6251649
You need to be less invested in my trying it! This is where it becomes fetishizing my species! It damages both buns and interspecies couples.

>>6251663
Wait

are you implying--

no

NO!

MAXINE RUN! THEY'RE GOING TO LEWD YOU!
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>>6251706
Lewding a fem bun?! Why?
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>>6251706
>MAXINE RUN! THEY'RE GOING TO LEWD YOU!
Well, she was a possibility, but now she has got away.
And there are no Bunanon, Calvin or Weaver's, BB's, Alec's or other's rabbits here now.
Jack/Jill is nono, you said, Judy and family have already been lewded.
This leaves me with only an option.
The only thing to choose now is the instrument of lewding.
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>>6251755
I'm going to sleep. I'm hiding under my covers and not coming out and when I wake up the lewdsters will be gone.

Keeeeeeeep Alec away from me! Tell him the VRbit is not for lewding!

...also I miss BB... And Bunanon... I hope they're doing okay...

I'm tucking in early because I wanna be ready for TT tomorrow. Remember, if you would like a read through, just ask!

Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads. I hope your day was bright and shiny and open, because when you wake up, it'll be dark and smokey and in tight alleyways!
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>>6251706
Oh gosh, I'm sorry, that was not my intention at all.

Here, have some chocolates as an apology.
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>>6251779
Have a good night bun, I hope when you wake up everything is cool for you.
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>>6251779
<3
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>>6251779
Sleep tight bunner!
When you wake up you will find a nice fic to read (I hope)!
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Oh, look, a new page.
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>>6251885
do you have the rest?
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Jack loves the ladies!
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>>6251899
Sure
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>>6251916
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>>6251927
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>>6251932
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>>6251916
>>6251932
>>6251927
>>6251937
cool,thanks
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>>6251937
>>6251940
Last one before >>6251885
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>>6251719
Speaking of, all this talk about boy buns being good sluts inspired me I guess.

Looks like it took me too long, though.

>>6251557
Ah, that makes sense!

I'll be honest, I got distracted from it. I'll get back on it either later tonight or sometime tomorrow.

>>6251706
I'm sure no one's going to lewd Maxine.
I do plenty of that already.
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>>6251906
Jack loves the boys!
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>>6251906
Just not exclusively.
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>>6251949
Cute stuff Inks, I do love me some bunny bois.
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>>6251949
Buns being in their rightful place.
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>>6251967
The designs are kind of growing on me, I can't lie.

>>6252052
How rude!
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>>6252130
>How rude!
But rabbits are sluts, so it's normal.

Speaking of which, which of the Shorty Squad suffered the most because of prejudice?
Maxine for bun sluts?
Hugh for smelly skunks?
Percy for untrustworthy tubedudes?
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>>6252130
Bun percy is best bun!
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>>6252130
Since we've seen the Shorties as rabbits, will the time to see them as foxes come anytime soon?
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>>6252158
I was gonna do polecats and skunks first, but maybe in the future I can do foxes. I'm not very good at drawing canids and vuplines yet.

>>6252146
Maxine grew up in a bunny-centric town, so being called a dumb bunny wasn't common place. The slut thing has oddly NEVER been a problem.

Percy likewise wasn't discriminated against for his species so much as for being a predator, and of course his unusual behavior. He's proven himself to be rather trustworthy, so the stereotype never came up as much as being judged for how he acted, or being a bug-eater.

Hugh however is very descriminated against for his race. The first time he was bullied was just for being a skunk (until kids found other reasons to pick on him). Even at work he's discriminated again, but less aggressively and more in a passive sense. Then there's the 'you're a pred even if you don't think you are' thing.

So I guess Hugh gets the most, and Maxine gets the least. This might have changed if Max grew up in Zootopia proper though.

>>6252152
Maybe I'll draw him again someday, if an idea hits me.
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>>6252184
>Even at work he's discriminated again, but less aggressively and more in a passive sense
And it makes me even more curious of what the hell his mysterious work is
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>>6252206
Lawyer cowboy I think?
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>>6252219
A magician lawyer cowboy football playing king in space.

With a mustache.
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>>6252235
The football champion sorcerer stink twink king of space, I like it!
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>>6252251
Time will tell. I'm sure it'll be relevant at some point.

For now, he can be anything you want him to be.
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>>6252276
I wish he was more of a skunk
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>>6252285
Sometimes things to go the way we wish they would, I'm afraid.

I'm sure he wishes he was too.
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>>6252276
Speaking of which, how is it going for the next instalment of Shorty Squad Adventures?
Found a media to tell them you like?
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>>6252304
I think I have, but I still have to actually put it out there to test it.

I'm still in the writing process, and after that the drawing one. Once both are complete I'll post it.

If it falls flat I'll just have to find a new method, or revert to the old one. I wanna avoid that since it took 2 months to finish one comic. I want a method that's quick, but doesn't compromise much of anything. I'm hoping I found it with this.
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>>6252321
Good, I will wait.
In the meantime have a collage of the drunk Hugh comics, these two parts fit together too well
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>>6252321
is it asking too much to see maxine dressed as daria and hugh & percy as beavis & butthead??
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>>6252296
>"Dude I just asked if you wanted to go see a movie."
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>>6252351
...
Or they will if I was able to align panels
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>>6252364
Considering those are two of my favorite shows, it is not.

>>6252373
Thank you anon. That was very nice.

I doubt we'll ever see him drunk outside of this, but drawing it was fun. A LOT of fun.

>>6252366
Why does this image work for literally any fucking situation.
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>>6252470
Cause its a great image, pissed off Percy is just so sweet and lovable.
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>>6251885
This comic turned out exactly how I thought it would.
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>>6252484
Percy could probably have moments of cruelty, if he tried.

In general though he's a pretty sweet dude.
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>>6252470
Maxine is a perfect Daria Zootopia alter ego

>>6252516
Well, common tropes are called that because they are common.
Still I love how fluffy this artist draws Nick
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>>6252533
Take that back hes not got a single koala bone in his body!
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>>6252541
>koala bone

Anon that's racist.
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>>6252516
You would have proffered it the other way? Cause there are not many other ways that could have gone.

>"I killed Judy! Abloo bloo bloo tearjerker nonsense."
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>not got a single koala bone in his body!
Well, maybe one
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>>6252544
Dance off!
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>>6252516
Well, it's not like anyone expected any different by the time Judy died. It's mostly just a cute excuse to draw Nick crying and Judy one upping him.
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>>6252552
Such a good polecat
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>>6252545
I'd fucking love that. It would be fucking retarded and impossible to take seriously but in that way it would be fucking gold. The twist that there is no twist at all.
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>>6252552
Oh what's this? An unexpected new bonus panel? I think it is!

Maybe I'll do more of these in the future.

The line came from a greentext, which was way raunchier than this panel is. Wish I had it saved.

>>6252560
He's very well behaved.
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Evens: do the greentext
Odds: do the TT
Doubles: work
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>>6252677
Poor little polecat. So conflicted.
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>>6252715
Lol
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>>6252715
ask her if she wants to fuck the bunny.
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>>6252751
I've never seen this part. Is there more?
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i think that's it, i did the color on these two
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>>6252830
I miss him, such a cool duder.
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>>6252678
>>6245081

>The blindfold removed, Jack was now able to see again.
>In the poor light of the room he was able to distinguish two figures in front of him.
>He tried to move to see better.
>He couldn't, he was tied to chair he was sitting on.
>'Good morning, sweetie.' the smaller of the two spoke. A feminine voice.
>'Who are you? Why did you kidnap me?'
>'You can't recognize your own colleagues, Jack?' the taller figure, a male spoke.
>Another lamp was switched on. Now Jack could recognize them.
>Nick and Judy, from the ZPD.
>'And don't say bad words like kidnap' Nick continued 'we only want to teach you a lesson.'
>'What?'
>'These days you were always pestering me' said Judy 'saying things like 'being with a fox is not natural' or 'he will never be able to satisfy you, you need a rabbit for this' and things like that.
>'And now we want to show you, with a practical demonstration, how you are dead, dead wrong.'
>Practical demonstration? She did not mean...
>Like an answer to his internal question, Judy and Nick began undressing.
>No! It wasn't happening!
>'Let me help you with that' said Nick when he saw Judy in underwear.
>He pulled down the panties with his teeth and began happily lapping her most intimate parts.
>Judy's moans filled the room.
>Jack was beginning to feel hot, did they switch on the heater?
>After some minutes of fox tongue intruding the bunny Judy came with a scream.
>Nick got up, now fully erect.
>Judy, still in a daze, took the fox's prick in her paws and showed it to Jack.
>'See this? This is going inside of me.'
>Judy laid on a small bed and spread her legs, giving Nick and Jack a full view of her dripping bunny cunny.
>'Do not hold back.'
>Nick approached the bed.
>With Jack's utmost horror the fox inserted himself into the bunny and began thrusting.
>Jack could not look away.
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>>6252677
Darn, sorry. I know the one you mean but I'm on mobile, sorry.
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>>6252854
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>>6252864
There'll be other chances. I still remember it plenty.
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>>6252873
Be careful the transversal line on her right arm is a bracelet. The real edge of the sleeve is at the elbow
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>>6252873
Source of original?
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>>6252902
pkbunny
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>>6252873
Is that bad-ewe color, or bad ewe-color?
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As the young koala approaches six months, the mother begins to prepare it for its eucalyptus diet by predigesting the leaves, producing a faecal pap that the joey eats from her cloacum. The pap is quite different in composition from regular faeces, resembling instead the contents of the caecum, which has a high concentration of bacteria. Eaten for about a month, the pap provides a supplementary source of protein at a transition time from a milk to a leaf diet.[86] The joey fully emerges from the pouch for the first time at six or seven months of age, when it weighs 300–500 g (11–18 oz). It explores its new surroundings cautiously, clinging to its mother for support. By nine months, it weighs over 1 kg (2.2 lb) and develops its adult fur colour. Having permanently left the pouch, it rides on its mother's back for transportation, learning to climb by grasping branches.[87] Gradually, it spends more time away from its mother, and at 12 months it is fully weaned, weighing around 2.5 kg (5.5 lb). When the mother becomes pregnant again, her bond with her previous offspring is permanently severed. Newly weaned young are encouraged to disperse by their mothers' aggressive behaviour towards them.
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>>6252908
I'll let you be the judge of that
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>>6252934
>tfw this artist will never draw more SavageHopps

I fucking hate you guys.
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>>6252914
I wonder how much of this would apply to modern day Zootopia mothers and joeys.
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>>6252937
SavageHopps is a dead meme, just like Judeon
get over it
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>>6252940
Not really
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>>6252927
>anon's social anxiety kicks in

U-uh I like your shoelaces!
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>>6252854
I CANT BELIEVE I GOT KEKED
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>>6252939
There was some debate over koala specieism in Zootopia, about their cuteness and all that, can you imagine what it would be like if general populis knew that koala moms used to feed their shit to their children.
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>>6252854
>Using single quotes for dialogue
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>>6252950
>"Eat shit Clancy!"
>"I haven't done that since I was a kid!"
>"..."
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>>6252948
>COUNTER-KEKED
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>>6252955
It is not wrong
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>>6252955
>(((Hello))) said Judy
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>>6252950
They'd consider their ancestors disgusting savages, likely.

Until they realized a lot of mammals used to eat shit.

Even then, they'd likely consider them a little less cute.

>>6252961
Oh my god.

>filename
OH MY GOD.
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>>6252961
>skunk
He's barely a skunk
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>>6251943
Nick would not get hustled so easily! Unless love made him COMPLETELY stupid.
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>>6253005
He's already full blown tears after "lmao prank this cop bune GONE WRONG", you guys are expecting too much of a silly comic.
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>>6252854

>Judy was completely lost in bliss, gripping the sheets while Nick was pounding her, faster, faster.
>He saw the glistening bunny pussy being repeatedly violated by the red fox member.
>He heard the screams generated from the multiple orgasms.
>He looked in utter horror as they continued their savage dance, continuously switching positions.
>Jack was now aware he was incredibly aroused by the show, his own cock painfully erect.
>How could this happen? How could such an abomination against nature make him so...
>'See, Jack... ah... ' Judy interrupted his thoughts.
>Nick was pounding the bunny faster than ever before, his hips just a blur of red fur.
>'this is how you... ahh... satisfy... aaah... DOE!' screaming the last word, Judy came again.
>Nick thrust again, hard, almost lifting the bunny from the bed.
>Jack watched the fox enclose the doe's neck in his maw, while said doe was completely lost in pleasure, eyes rolled back.
>After a moment that seemed like an eternity Judy regained her senses.
>Nick was slowly humping the bun rump now, while affectionately licking the neck in the points where he had bitten her.
>'And this...ah... is called knotting.'
>'You can't see but here' Judy pointed at her belly, just above her mons pubis 'he became even more engorged. It's so big.'
>Jack had his eyes locked on the couple, following the impromptu anatomy lesson.
>'He has now claimed me as his. Right now he is pumping is seed in me, much more than a pathetic bunny like you could ever produce. I feel sooooo full.'
>Said that, Judy pulled Nick by the fur of his cheeks and kissed him deeply and passionately.
>Jack was sweating, looking at the two intertwisting their tongues.
>They stayed like this for several minutes, their pelvises and muzzles connected with the other's.
>Then Judy pulled herself out of the kiss.
>'You know what?' said, looking at Jack, 'I think he still hadn't learned completely.'
>'I think he needs to take a closer look.'
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>tfw you feel more emotional attachment to Pack Streeters than almost anyone you know irl
>tfw you will never know your friends and can only watch them like stalker
>tfw you will never be at street party
>tfw you will never go on hustle with Charlie
>tfw you will never breed Annake
>tfw Remmy/Betty is the best ship
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>>6253005
It's the third time this week, the "Judy's not dead" sex is hot as hell.
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>>6253168
Can't wait for the next chapter, I hope its time for the Remmy and Al pay per view winner take all cage match of the century!
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>>6252700
>>6252751
Whoa, i loved those drawings before, but with the coloring it got so much better.
Thank you
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>>6250106
>Not being a bandit.
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>>6253224
FLUFE
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>>6253195
Will the wolf make Remmy his bitch?
Will the ram make Al his ewe?
If you want to scratch that itch,
Watch tonight on pay-per-view!
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>>6253195
Rosie and mousefriend in official pack street
W H E N
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>>6253265
I am going to have to reread all of pack Street while pretending everyone is a pro wrestler.

>>6253267
Well Nobby did draw it, and everything(*) he draws becomes Canon!

*Well like two or three pics
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>>6253267
Hopefully never.
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>>6253267
>Rosie holding up a sign: "Parents went savage, lost home, please help.
>"P.S. No eggs please."
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>>6253265
I'm so tired that I forgot the original intent of this reply and took it out of context
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>>6253267
I'd rather not, they won't fit in and I don't really trust weaver with introducing them into his works
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>>6253288
but anon, how can you say no to this face
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>>6253284
>Nobby's drawings become canon
oh, yeah
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>>6253350
Did the mouse ever get a name?

>>6253356
That poor ram
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>>6253152
>'I agree.'
>Nick took the bun by her thighs, still knotted, and lifted her up, eliciting a moan from her.
>They approached the tied hare.
>'Look.'
>Mere inches away from his face, Jack watched blushing what was in front of him.
>The red, engorged fox member (or what could he see of it) was almost pulsing, buried deep in the bunny cunny.
>He could see the bulge the knot made in her.
>Jack gulped loudly.
>With a giggle, Judy whispered something in Nick's ear.
>The answer of the fox was an amused grin.
>What did they want? Jack looked apprehensively up.
>And he saw Nick slowly beginning to lift Judy.
>No, they wouldn't...
>His thoughts were cut when a cascade of fox cum washed over him, and he felt the hot member slapping against his cheek.
>'See this, Jack? A rabbit could never compete.'
>'Did you learn your lesson now? Did you... what's this?'
>Sputtering vulpine seed, Jack looked down.
>On his pants there was a huge, very visible stain.
>Before he could even answer, Judy pulled down his pants.
>Jack's cock stood erect, continuously dripping precum.
>'It seems someone enjoyed the show more than he can never admit, eh?'
>Jack could not say anything, he simply blushed deeply.
>Betrayed by his own body.
>'And seriously' Judy gripped Nick still erect member, eliciting a yelp from him 'you thought this could satisfy me?'
>'Look,' she pulled the two cocks close 'you will never take Nick's role like this. You would much better fit min...'
>She deviously looked at the fox.
>Nick made a nod and exited the room.
>He returned with a tube of lube.
>'Nick, sweetie, do you mind imparting another lesson?'
>'No problem.'

THE END
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>>6253364
Melody
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>>6253284
>>6253356
I'm from the near future
sometimes I just post drawings out of order is all
pay it no attention
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>>6253377
Cool, thanks Anon. Is that poor horse okay?
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>>6253379
you're also a complete nerd, and that's why we love you nobb
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>>6253401
Hopefully anon.
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>>6253420
Would hug that sloth
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>>6253379
So did the ram buy the gazelle toy or is Betty a fan girl?
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>>6253168
Speak for yourself

Anon, you know you can be into this kind of shit and still be mostly "normal", right?

I'd work on that if I were you.
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>>6253364
Melody Micely
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>>6253506
A very sweet name, I hope they find a nice home some day.
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>>6253545
Before Mead get to them
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'nother color
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>>6253622
savd
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I want to fuck nobbysloth's gross stoner ass.
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>>6253350
No.
Go somewhere else trash's trash.
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>>6253315
H-how dare you infer that. I would never write something that lewd!
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>>6253478
it's for her kid
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>>6253661
My mistake anon.

Carry on.
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>>6253420
This is a good draw.
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>>6253648
y
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How does one become the bun?
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>>6253420
aw thanks senpai

>>6253478
dude it has real karate chop action who fuckin wouldn't want one
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>>6253763
Step 1: Get on an exercise routine and diet to get your buns in shape.
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A color of Mr. Savage, most definitely a heterosexual bunner.

Also post more Jack!
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>>6252604
source?
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>>6253731
Slobs are my fetish.
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>>6254017
Then what?
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I want to suck his sheath.
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>>6254027
Hetero Jack is best Jack.
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>>6254219
Get the cuck out.
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Happy TT everyone!

Just wanted to pop in and let you all know my entry will likely be late. If all goes well it should be ready before the end of the weekend. No promises though.
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>>6254253
Source?
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>>6254237
*teleports behind u*
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>>6254242
Are you feeling better panda?
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>>6254287
Yes, definitely much better. The change in weather always gets me. Thankfully it seems to have finally passed.
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>>6254303
That's good. One more question, what are you emulating?
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>>6254333
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>>6254314
You mean in terms of sound and genre? I'm not really attempting to emulate anything in particular, but it's got a bit of a The Doors feel to it I'd say
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>>6253005
She was out cold for 2 minutes. thats determination.
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>>6253168
>>tfw you will never know your friends and can only watch them like stalker
Then fuckin talk to them and be awkward if you have to, socializing takes practice

Most socially awkward people are that way because they don't have the balls to talk to people and risk being awkward
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>>6254343
the cucc is this?
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I really tried hard not to kill the kids .......
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>>6254436
cuck
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>>6254259
http://gavalanche-presents.tumblr.com/
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Fluffy bunny tail
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>>6254449
>there will never be a story with a trans Judy giving Nick the ass pounding of a lifetime
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>>6254430
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>>6254430
Is that Net profit?
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>>6254460
Transbuck, or Transdoe?
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>Net
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Its Thematic Thursday: Noir!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tguu4m38U78&

It was another cold day in the thread. The AC was busted in my office, so my only warmth came from the match that lit my cigarette, the tumbler full of whisky on my desk, and the .45 strapped under my arm.

Then she came in. She closed the door behind her, and leaned back against the door reading "PRIVATE EYE" with an icy air of resignation which generally means there's a question burning on her lips that she's afraid to ask but has to know anyway.

Noir. The question hit me like the butt of a revolver behind the left ear. What was it?

Where to begin? Do I focus on the two-tone aesthetic, visually representing the black-and-white hard boiled morality? I blew smoke into the air and mulled over the imperceptible blending of the two, where the lines between good and evil cross imperceptibly together till you couldn't tell them apart.

The alcohol burned in just the right way as it went down, helping me to mull over the bleak cynicism of the genre, where compassion and camaraderie crumble to fatal, cynical Darwinism. The only thing scarier than a two-ton goon with a gun was a smiling dame with a tear in her eye, because its the knife you don't see that cuts the deepest.

It all seemed too ambiguous to put into words, so I took my trench coat and fedora, walked out into the rainy alleyway and hit the beat, looking to find examples...

So send me on over your fics and I'll give 'em a read! Until then, let's post some thematically appropriate music!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mq4UT4VnbE
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>>6254242
Better late than never! I've been missing you!
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>>6254491
Noir is just a western but in the city.
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>>6254491
>imperceptible blending of the two, where the lines between good and evil cross imperceptibly
>imperceptible/imperceptibly

goddamnit

>>6254506
That's a pretty good way of describing it!
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>>6254489
Are you a real villain?
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>>6254560
The line art is a bit sloppy.
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>>6254506
Not even close. The Western is a story about the frontier. There's black and white, good and evil, law and chaos. Sheriff and civilization fighting against the wilderness.

Noir deals with the moral greyness of once your in the city. Civilization is here, and it's not all it's cracked up to be.
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>>6254576
Yeah, only the highest quality lineart for these threads!
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>>6254430
That's fine that just means that Disney will super want that Zootopia sequel that has to make more next time, right?
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>>6254599
>sequel

check how many people like zootopia on fb

and how many people like other disney movies
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>>6254620
Oh yea, we know how profitable those facebook clicks are.
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>>6254599
I want to give Gid a foot massage.
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>>6254648

popularity anon, popularity. zootopia is not popular.
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>>6254599
>wildehopps beer

cucked by a beverage.
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>>6254659
As if finding Nemo was popular in 2015
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>>6254653
I want to give Nick and Judy foot massages
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>>6254595
Yeah, the more I think about the comparison, the less I like it. This is pretty much spot on. The Western is the story of 'how the West was won' from nature, Indians, ruffians, outlaws, drought, chaos, etc., and the triumph of the town, the community, the good folk, the sherrifs, those brave enough to bring supplies and connect everyone, establishing order.

Noir is the complication that comes about when everyone has the veneer of polite society yet we're still operating on base needs of greed and violence and hatred and revenge and such. Its where all the romantic ideas of the world are cast off or used as disguises.

I love it so much!
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>>6254668

it's disney milking pixar's old fame.
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>>6254666
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>>6254690
So soft and fluff
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>>6254620
>implying facebook likes mean anything at all
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>>6254703
jesus fucking christ renders are getting absurdly good
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BIP
BAP
BOOF
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>>6251595
>>6251593
>>6251588
Where can I find the rest of it?
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>>6254659
We already established Facebook clicks are meaningless... so how do you figure Zootopia isn't popular?
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>>6254703
Imagine how they would feel on your cock.
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>>6254796

check popular sites and how much content there is about certain movies
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Comfortable
>Nick was relaxing in his apartment. He had the day off was going to catch up on some reading.
>He was walking past his front door towards his living room, book in paw, when a sudden knocking stopped him. Before he could do anything his unexpected guest used her spare key to unlock the door and threw it open.
>Judy, wearing her uniform, skipped into the room and stopped in front of Nick with a wide smile on her face. “Nick! Sorry for barging in but there’s someone I-“
>She stopped talking and her smile fell away as she looked him up and down. “What the hell are you wearing?”
>Nick was wearing a backless black dress with a plunging neckline. It pinched his waist and hugged his hips, showing off a surprisingly feminine figure. As Judy studied him she noticed Nick was also wearing a pair of gold stud earrings and a thin silver necklace. He had a touch of mascara, eyeliner, and eyeshadow applied.
>Had Nick not spoken up, Judy may have thought she had just met his twin sister.
>The fox cleared his throat and smiled nervously. “I’m wearing a dress?”
>Judy frowned. “Obviously. Why, though? This isn’t for a hustle is it?”
>Nick waved his paws defensively. “No, it’s nothing like that. You see, I, um-“
>”Did you lose a bet with Finnick?”
>”No.” Nick sighed. “I just. I just like to do this sometimes. I feel comfortable when I dress up like this.”
>Judy continued to stare at Nick and he shrugged slightly, having no other explanation to give her.
>After a moment Judy’s face scrunched like she had just smelled something rotten. “That’s disgusting, Nick.”
>Nick blinked, opening and closing his mouth a few times before being able to speak. “What?” He asked quietly.
cont
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>>6254848
>Judy gestured at him. “It’s wrong, Nick. It’s not healthy. Its-“
>”Judy.” A voice behind her spoke up.
>Nick looked past Judy to see a male hare with light grey fur. He had been there the whole time but Nick had been so surprised by Judy that he hasn’t noticed him.
>The stranger leaned towards Judy. “Why don’t we step outside for a moment. Give you a chance to process this.”
>Judy looked between the hare and the fox, then sighed and nodded before stepping out of the apartment and heading down the hall.
>The hare watched her go for a moment then turned to face Nick. “I’m sure she didn’t really mean all that. She was surprised and confused.”
>Nick looked the hare up and down. He had piercing blue eyes and striking black stripes on his cheeks and ears. He offered Nick his paw. “I’m Jack Savage. I’m from the ZBI and I’ve been assigned a joint operation with the ZPD. Judy wanted me to meet you right away, she speaks very highly of you.”
>Nick shook his paw and introduced himself dejectedly. “Nice to meet you. I’m Nick Wilde, a disgusting weirdo.”
>Jack smiled apologetically. “Like I said, I’m sure she didn’t mean it. I’ll go down and talk to her.” He paused to look Nick up and down. “Personally, I think you wear it rather well.”
>Jack gave Nick a small, earnest smile before stepping out of the room and closing the door.
cont.. later because I'm heading to work.
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>>6254805
Imagine them rocketing into your face at 20 mph
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>>6254893
It would be worth the opportunity to smell them.
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>>6252677
Finally back home, here's the post in question. So glad you came back to it.
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>>6254913
I'm more focused on those delicious bunny buns.

I want to bully this bun.
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>>6254913
>those claws
yikes
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>>6254931
This bun bullys back
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>>6254933
You gotta have an element of danger anon, otherwise where's the fun?
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>>6254933
Rabbits gotta dig, anon.
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>>6254959
Pretty sure the whole "flying at your face at 20mph" is dangerous enough
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>>6254955
Are there any other buns I can bully instead?
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>>6254973
You can bully every other bun except this one, and her cohorts. She fights for her friends
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>Judy knocked out a rhino in one hit
>not a Mary Sue™
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>>6255002
Rhino was told to take a dive.
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>>6255002
That rhino actually has a glass jaw and incredibly light loafers. He's the biggest twink on the planet and loves it when tiny animals dominate him.
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>>6255002
She used the rope for momentum and just redirected after the Rhino threw the punch.
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>>6255002
I fucked that rhino the night before. Strong breeze woulda knocked him out
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>>6255039
>>6255002
That exact moment when Judy kicks the rhino in the jaw, notice the movement of her legs.
Its beautiful.
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>>6255076
bune leg
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I love you guys. I know it's been awhile, but I still love you guys. I've just been so busy with work and school that I never have time to see you guys or say hi or contribute anything but my expression of endearment.

So much has happened to me over the past couple months I can't even begin to describe it. I just thought I'd pop in and say a friendly hello.

Are my writefriends still here?

I hope they are. I hope you're all doing well. I'm gonna go to class so I'll reply when I get back.
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>>6255221
Clunk?

Buddy, it's great to see you!

We have tons of writers pumping out awesome stuff, from longform fics to oneshots, starring OCs and canon characters and AUs and what-ifs and today is even Thematic Thursday!

And we have new artists, too! Fuel and PK and others joined the threads recently and are an absolute treasure, and Mead is working on new stuff and doing requests, and ReplyAnon dropped an amazing comic on Halloween that everyone went crazy for-- Mead and Bore even did fan art!-- and CandyCrow draws hilarious stuff and Inky is here every night with Shorty Squad and Pack Street is still going strong, and there's so much more that its impossible to put it all in one post!

I hope you're doing well, buddy! Its great to see you again!
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>>6255187
Ok,seriosly tho
If she had that much momentum to make the rhino punch himself with such force,she probably would have broken her own legs as well
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What is Little Rodentia? A district within the city of Zootopia? A neighborhood? A county?
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>>6255356
Bunnies do that if you freak them out, they have strong as fuck hind legs but fragile bone structure, a bunny can snap it's own spine if you lift him and he kicks something. You can assume they have a stronger bone structure due to now walking upright but even then it's probable she'd fuck herself up.

That said, this is Zootopia, where every animal evolved into the same anthropomorphic parameters except Elephants who have no fingers due to using their trunk for everything and horses for god knows what reason. You can probably assume everything work in a disney magic way.
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>>6251485
>I'm pushing 30
so Max's a Christmas cake?
yummy
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>>6255363
I'd call it a special economic zone.
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>>6251575

Does our new mayor support #Kissallwolves?
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>>6252533
>Percy rocking hips more than his sister
yeah, no
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>>6255483

>new mayor

Canidae lost, but I'm sure she appreciates being constantly reminded of it! She's probably been doing a fair amount of sitting around.

#kissallwolves is fine, on the back of the paw. Maybe the cheek. Other, more tawdry wolves can choose to be kissed... elsewhere...

Maybe if she begs Swinton, she can be Assistant Mayor in the boiler room.
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>>6255516
>Maybe if she begs Swinton, she can be Assistant Mayor in the boiler room.
Y E S
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Alright, one more attempt at a classical rabbit village
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>>6255588
Seems more of a mouse village.
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>>6255588
Holy shit, redwoods must look massive to them.
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>>6255588
Lab? Or someone else?
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>>6255363
Well, like many places in metropoli, Little Rodentia started as a suburb which got absorbed into the city itself when it increased in size.

Little Rodentia is a bit different, because zoning laws meant their greenbelt was kept -- although it was transformed into a park.

As such, the place has resisted any outside influence, and unlike Happy Town which now has a not insignificant prey population, Little Rodentia is still its own enthoburb.

So just a district of the city, but one which still resembles its own town.
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>>6255187
Beautiful, my favourite part of the movie, animation wise.
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>>6255544

You'd like that, wouldn't you? An intelligent wolf apparently raised in the lap of luxury with all the qualifications to run the city relegated to an inelegant boiler room office and forced to play secretary to a corrupt sow?
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>>6255747
I like to think that this little city is the tip of the iceberg. Underneath it, a behemoth of an underground city for the rodents.
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>>6255772
Me too.

Especially as it'll need a decent tunnel system to avoid flooding.
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>>6255747

oh look , the cops are bad guys!

#PREDLIVESMATTER
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>>6255699
It me
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>>6255484
He's done a lot of butt exercises
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>>6255759
I'd just think it'd be funny if at the end of Red Tape, after sacrificing all of her principals and morals in order to try and deal her way into the mayorship, she ended up the assistant mayor and was able to take more of a grass roots approach to the things she cares about.
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>>6255221
I'm still here, my man. I guess I really do have no more excuses for not doing TT.
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>>6255825
Awesome. I'm digging your background/landscape work dude!

>deus vult
>tfw no medieval lab/cal secretly fuggin in a giant suit while crusading
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>>6255855

Oh, well! Maybe! I need to finish that. I'm so, so busy. Gearing up for a few big interviews.
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>>6254491

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLiPISVAwek
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Hey guys, what day is it again?

The new case is cool but some of the hidden item placements is just retarded. Who puts an ashtray behind their liquor cabinet?
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Detective Hopps
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>>6256229
>We're investigating string of Nighthowler poisonings in this area. Prey kids have been going savage left and right, the only connection is what appears to be spiked candies in their stomachs.
>Press is calling this case 'The Candy Mammal'
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>>6256229

>fangta

Mead we love you! Fournier and The Monster look great!
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>>6256240
more like emo hopps
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>>6256229
Oh my, this is good.
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>>6256229
We'll solve this case in no time.
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>>6256313
well nick is dead apparently, so sure.
emo detective hopps
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>>6256229
This looks like serious official shit. Really fucking amazing. Are the props from the games or did you make them?

>Fangta
>Offering spiked candy in the face of law enforcement

Ballsy
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>>6255221
Hey man, I'm not sure if you know me. I'm kind of a new writer, and I took over for Nate.
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>>6256363
what if he's not dead?
what if he faked it so he could lay the groundwork for his very own criminal empire?
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>>6256407
go on
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>>6256407
>flashbacks to the Jack black greentext
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I forgot bout my TT...
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>>6256438
well, think about it, there's only so much law enforcement can do, so what if during a case Nick realizes it's more than just their lives whats in stake?
what if it's an organization that runs deep into most if not all agencies?
the kind you can only deal with effectively "under the table"?
so Nick does what he thinks best and deceives them by "dying"?
and, everyone knows that the best way to deceive your enemies is to deceive your friends too, even if it hurts the one who loves you the most
>>6256518
not trying to go there, but inspired by it to be honest
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>>6256373
I only drew the characters and did the text. I ripped the border from an ad for the iOS game and the background is just a blurry screenshot from the movie.
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>>6256240
more like defective hopps
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>Mead DLC
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>>6255300
IT IS I

>Buddy, it's great to see you!
Good to see you too lad btqh

>We have tons of writers pumping out awesome stuff, from longform fics to oneshots, starring OCs and canon characters and AUs and what-ifs and today is even Thematic Thursday!

So I've noticed. Holy dooly you guys have made new strides


>I hope you're doing well, buddy! Its great to see you again!

Thanks dude! I'm doing alright. Just busy as a motherfucker. How are you doing?


>>6255905
Butt who are you?

>>6256393
Nice to meet you. I'm so old faggot named Clunkbot. I used to be really active on these threads. And I also wrote some pretty popular fanfics back in the day
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a editing is an fun
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>>6256657
Editing is fun
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>>6256610
more like dead on the inside hopps
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Also post what you're listening to or so help me dog.

God I haven't gotten to use these pics in awhile.
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>>6256730
Forgot my own link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6291zriZt6s
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>>6256657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpzfV8OtLHI
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>>6256229

Yes

Good
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>>6256641
I was there for those! I'm Rock.
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>>6256797
Well hell the fuck yeah, Rock. It's nice to meet you. You said you're a writer, right?
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>>6256807
Yeah man!

I take greentext requests too.
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>>6256542
That's okay buddy! It seems like a lot of the usual writers are a bit late.

I've got all day free'd up to read anyone piece they'd like, so I'll be around!
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>>6256822
Nick getting his face stuck in a can off food
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I really like the idea of noir Zootopia, but I don't know crap about Noir, and don't feel like I can competently write anything this time around.
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Speaking of writing, has Bore been busy?

>>6256822
That's pretty cool Rock mai boi. If you need editing, I kinda do that for other people. Or used to, at least. You written something substantial, prose wise?
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>>6256641

Are you an old war buddy of Comic's? Pleased to meet you.

>>6256868

For everyone struggling with TT, here's a list of Noir's themes:

"Existential crises affect the main character

The perverse joy of self-destructive acts

Raw passion and emotion must find an outlet

Alienation from other people in society

Feminine betrayal in one form or another

Sexual thrills come with a cost, but are worth it

The impossibility of escaping one’s character or fate

A universe of moral ambiguity, where good often loses to evil

Bad results usually come from good intentions"

(Curtius, 2015)

Noir is often set in the 1940s-50s.

My own TT entry is going to be late, so don't worry about being late!
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>>6256886
I wouldn't know. No one has read it but vrbit.
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>>6256868
Just do it, none of us actually have a degree on writing noir or whatnot, you're not amidst judging eyes here, even because nobody has a name. Worst happens, you create something 80% (rather than 99%) of the people in these threads enjoy and you create something that gives you experience on how to write Noir, or writing in general, Best, you'll have made several people's Thursday!

>>6256897
>Mayor
[citation needed]
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>>6256897
>For everyone struggling with TT, here's a list of Noir's themes:

but you've just described 4chan.
are we noir?
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>>6256897
Comic and I knew each other, yeah. I liked the guy, though we never interacted much. We both used to read fanfics on Vocaroo though I did mine while I was drinking for added funsies.

Oh god wait, he still comes around here....right?

>A universe of moral ambiguity, where good often loses to evil
Do you wanna read a draft of something I wrote a long time ago? It falls into this category. God it's been awhile.

>>6256901
Vrbit? Isn't that Comic now?
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>>6256913

It was before the election! Maybe there's an AU where she won!

>>6256920

Yes, 4chan is Noir. Let your raw passion have an outlet.
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>>6256934
I prefer vrbit. But yes!
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>>6256934

>he still comes around here right?

Uhhh, Comic? You mean the guy who has been giving you (you)s?

>wanna read

I'm very busy lately, but please link it!
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>>6256951
Comic, not sure if you remember who I am, I'm Clunkbot. I remember you, if that's something. It's just been awhile since I've been on the thread. How have you been?
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>>6256842
Sorry anon, I have to rewrite this fic again
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>>6256963
>Uhhh, Comic? You mean the guy who has been giving you (you)s?
What? Dude I can't tell who anyone is unless they sound off. Shit...Uhhhh, hi?

>I'm very busy lately, but please link it!
Same senpai. I'll just post it on Short Tails. Couldn't hurt, right?
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>>6256966
Sorry Clunk, its still Rock.
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>>6255912
fug you, only happiness
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>>6256981
I'M SO CONFUSED
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>>6256976

No no no, Comic is >>6255300 and you responded to him.

I'm Canidae.
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>>6257017
>I'm Canidae.
Your name sounds familiar. Damn I'm so out of it.
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>>6257016
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>Maybe there's an AU where she won!

That would be one hell of a post-apocalyptic fic.
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>>6256951
Why are you pretending to be me? I go by either name.

>>6256966
Uh, sorry for some of the confusion to identity... I'm confused too. This is why I always post with a VRbit pic.

I've been good, buddy! Busy with work, but I always take time to read for the thread and keep the comf! And of course I remember you, buddy! In fact, I made the >>6255300 VRbit in your honor!

I hope school and work has been fun and school easy, and that everything in your life has been going well! And if you were looking to read things for the thread, then you're in luck, because we have tons of writers here!

Happy to report to news badger that the threads are still as comfy as they've ever been.
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>Raw passion and emotion must find an outlet
>Alienation from other people in society
>Sexual thrills come with a cost, but are worth it
>The perverse joy of self-destructive acts
>A universe of moral ambiguity, where good often loses to evil
>>6256920
Holy shit you are absolutely right.
I'm living a noir dream.

Happy TT guys.
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>>6257046
Sounds like an idea to greentext...
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>>6257076
>they dug too deep and released Barlog

absolutely amazing drawing
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>>6256641
>tfw when emotional bf still here
>tfw i'm still here
>what i'm doing with my life

oh well it's nice to see you.
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>>6257026
Oh, and Canidae is another editor! She does read throughs, too!

She's also a character, running or mayor of Zootopia! Sadly, she lost to Swinton...

She also writes fics! Red Tape is a larger fic that follows multiple characters and narratives across chapters that thread together, all about the corrupt politics and conspiracies of Zootopia's mayoral election! And she also writes Seeking the Wild, which is a bronze-age AU!

>>6257076
Ooh, this is a wonderful drawing! Love how the city disappears into the skyline!
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>>6257089

It would only be apocalyptic because she would be kitnapped and disposed of and the evil sheep cabal would seize power.

>>6257076

Amazing work: like I said, Zootopia Noir by way of Starry Night.

>>6257026

>sounds familiar

Canidae is a city councillor and ran a bid for mayor. See attached.

>>6257053
>>6257123

I think the guy just meant he preferred to call you VRBit. Thanks for giving me an intro there!
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>>6256730
Not Noir, but here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD3WAariEw0
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>Noir
Fucking finally. And such a perfect week to get it, too.
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I want to finger teen Canidae's tight fat virgin dogcunt.
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>>6257282

>virgin

She's still a virgin at age 36, anon.
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>>6257300
woah me 2.
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wew lad okay, hold on, I gotta regroup.

I decided to publish the last thing I wrote for Short Tails, completely unedited.

it's basically a rip-off of King Park. Hope you like rip-offs!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6682150/chapters/19534939

>Short Tails by Clunkbot:
>After a harrowing standoff, Judy is sent to mandatory therapy.

let me know what you think. Like I said, it's been months and this bit is completely unedited.

>>6257053
>And of course I remember you, buddy!
Dawww, thank you.
>VRbit in your honor!
That makes me kinda giddy inside. Thank you.

> And if you were looking to read things for the thread, then you're in luck, because we have tons of writers here!
Hellz yeah

>Happy to report to news badger that the threads are still as comfy as they've ever been.
News Badger is happy to know this.

>>6257110
Oh god bb, I've neglected you. I'm so sorry. It's nice to see you too.

>She also writes fics! Red Tape is a larger fic that follows multiple characters and narratives across chapters that thread together, all about the corrupt politics and conspiracies of Zootopia's mayoral election! And she also writes Seeking the Wild, which is a bronze-age AU!
I'll have to follow up on those.

>>6257147
I see. Okay, I knew it sounded familiar.

>>6257204
Not bad, not my style but hey, to each their own

>>6257300
She's a christmas cake.
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>>6257147
I like to think Canidae was too naive to think being mayor would be fun because she was born into her money, and ends up running Zootopia into the ground.
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>>6257382
I would certainly hope not.
Though that would explain the lull in activity
>inb4 THE THREAD IS COMPLAINING ABOUT US AGAIN :C
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>A photo was slammed down onto a desk, shaking the furniture violently.
>All around the room polar bear guards tensed up, ready to lunge at the guest of tonight-
>”Calm yourselves,” Mr. Big spoke, the shrew never taking his eyes of the stripped rabbit in front of him as he waved off his employees.
>The bunny didn’t seem to care about the half dozen predators around him, a scowl on his muzzle and his white fur standing up.
>”You knew.” Was what the bunny said; it was not a question but a statement.
>Mr. Big took this moment to look down at the photograph, a picture of a burning shop.
>”I knew.”
>”Why did you let this happen then? Why did you not protect them-“
>”And have what, Savage?” the shrew interrupted, “Have Happytown turn into a warzone? Bring conflict into Tundra Town?”
>”You could have warned them-“ Savage snarled out.
>”Their life was forfeit a long time ago, you know this. One does not leave a Family, cheat them out to another, and not expect retaliation. The Wildes would have been hunted down; no matter the path they would have chose. Their lives were not worth a mob war.”
>Savage glared, his chest heaving and teeth clenched at he took in the words of the mob boss in front of him.
>”…Their son is missing.”
>”Ah yes, little Nicky. Such a bright child, it saddened me when I heard how his spirit was crushed but that sight into Zootopia’s true nature will serve him well. If his body has not been found by now then we know he escaped into the streets.”
>”You do not care do you?” spat out the rabbit.
>”Ah, but that isn’t the question you should be asking, private eye bunny. You should be asking yourself ‘Why am I wasting time here instead of searching for my best friend’s eleven year old son.’ Every day, every hour, every minute you spend here is another chance he will get hurt without his Uncle Jack to help him out.”
>Mr. Big motioned towards his guards with an air of finality, “See him out.”
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>>6257382
nay
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>>6257382
OF COURSE WE AREN-

No
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>>6237035
>Littlelest hustlers working with Charlie from pack street?
i honestly couldn't think of what to draw for like a day and a half

>>6253267
i personally wouldn't be against it, but that's totally up to weav
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>>6257382
>>6257421
>yfw half the posters are in the discord
>yfw more than 3/4 the CCs are in the discord
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>>6257328
>>6257358

Born into money, but not love. The rest of her life has been trying to make up ground for that by craving approval. She's a degree-holding business administrator and political scientist, though.

All those accomplishments seem diminished in the face of CHRISTMAS CAKE.
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>>6257446
Sorry. Canidae ruins zootopia. I like this idea.
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>>6257440
>Sorry sir, bad Cuck get all of us

What did she mean by this?
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>>6257440
>Mouse in the cup
Clever
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>>6257440
Rosie, don't steal. It's time to stop.
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Lads, this is Clunkbot. I gotta go back to class. I'll let you know when I'm back on. I just wanted to say I love all of you guys, old and new.

I'll try and stop in tonight if I get the time.
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>>6257495
Take care, buddy! Kick butt in class and we'll be here when you get back! Love you too!
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>>6257461
ur mum

>>6257478
stealing is fine when it's foxes
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>>6257428
...And that is about all I got. Had that idea stuck in my head for a while, a PI Jack Savage raising a young Nick after his family was killed by the mob. Would flesh out to them becoming a great PI team (no one would really take notice of a bunny or a fox, letting them blend in and hear info) and Nick hunting for revenge for his family-

except I still have another greentext I need to work on. Maybe some other time.
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>>6257428
>>6257540
I fully support everything about this. I really like Action!Jack and John Wilde, I support Nick surviving though tough shit as a child, I support the implication that Nick hustled Mr. Big out of spite for the lack of help as a child, and I support Nick being more comfortable around rabbits due to being raised by one.
I love it, anon.
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>>6257518
Why is this fox so fuzzy.
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>>6257769
Winter coat.
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>>6257769
Winter coat
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All this flavors and you decide to be salty.
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>>6257769
>filename
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>>6257803
>>6257785
>>6257782
Does that mean that animals in winter coats can comfortably wear summer type clothes during the winter? Some animals must be jealous.
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>>6257428
I'm not that guy, but you can guess who I am :V

>Jack Savage and John Wilde were the closest of friends in highschool-
>Something almost frowned upon during the 70s.
>What was worse was their sordid relationship, something they hid from everyone.
>Everyone but Vivan.
>Jack smiled at the thought of her.
>She was always so giving.
>And loving.
>So very, very loving.
>Still, it hurt, but he smiled at their memories.
>It had been months since their passing; an act of retaliation by a rival of the Big Family.
>But Nick was safe, and in his personal care.
>The young todd resting its head in his lap.
>Jack brushed a paw along his neck, and rubbed his trimmed nails into the fox's chin.
>In response, Nick turned in his lap, with his face towards the ceiling and his mouth wide open-
>Jack had to stifle a laugh.
>It was the little things this little todd did that reminded him of John.
>And suddenly, a loud snore cut the silence.
>Yup. The little things.
>Jack closed his eyes and rested his head.
>The sound of John's snores was something he'd learned to sleep to.
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>>6257842
I imagine they find other ways to keep themselves warm
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>>6257912
>I just noticed that Nick's wearing his casual wear in that image
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>>6257813
>>6257813
>>6257813
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>>6257968
Too early, and its not even TT noire edition.
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>>6257968
NOT TT RELATED

SOMEONE MAKE A TT THREAD
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>>6257968
Not TT related. Fuck your autistic meme.
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ACTUAL new thread without retarded fucking memery.

>>6258190

>>6258190

>>6258190
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>>6258200
yay, my pic is in the OP! That's one thing off my bucket list.
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>>6258097
>>6258110
>>6258123
>T H I C C
Deserves more recognition.

I can't find the image he did with Nick in bondage

>>6258230
I must ask about Nick(?) with the cigar in his mouth, because as it stands he looks more like a cartoon weasle with a rudolf nose at the moment
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>>6258279
>I must ask about Nick(?) with the cigar in his mouth, because as it stands he looks more like a cartoon weasle with a rudolf nose at the moment
hahahaha
well, cannot unsee.
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>>6257147
>Canidae is a city councillor and ran a bid for mayor. See attached.
But then she lost because that fat cunt Swinton rigged the election.
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>>6257440
Das a real cute team of hustlers
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>>6257076
>>Raw passion and emotion must find an outlet
>>Sexual thrills come with a cost, but are worth it
>>The perverse joy of self-destructive acts
Oh, we 40k Eldar posting now?
Did buns fuck so much they created Buunesh?
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>>6254863
Boo work.

(see you later)



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