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Zootopia General: Pair The Spairs Edition

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If first I'm promoted to mod
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>>6227250
if dubs youre not
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>>6227250
congrats. now ban all cuck
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>>6227232
>spairs
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>>6222373
Continue?
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>>6227254
Those. fucking. ears.
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>>6227267
Sorry, page 10 had me hurrying.
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>>6227259
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>>6227255
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>>6227281
seconded
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>>6227282
>"You are not fine, your ears are droopy."
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>>6227250
>>6227255
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>>6227309
Stop teasing me.
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>>6227355
Judy rimming Gideon WHEN?
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Bet r63 stink twink looks the exact same.
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>>6227417
Geraldson has already drawn that.
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>>6227355
Why would Judy have a reason to fall in love with Pie fox if there was an AU where she didn't want to become a cop and stayed to grow carrots instead.
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>>6227232
Gideon is for Travis only.

They are gay and married.
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>>6227488
>They are gay and married.
haha, no
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>>6227487
Bully love a cute.
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>>6227558
This. They divorced.
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>>6227488
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>>6227487
Judy has to love Gideon because its within the biology of women to fall in love with abusive men.
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>>6227574
Bully a bun to get his/her attention? Is this something more for non-buns to do if they want a bun of their own to love?
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>>6227602
Yes, if Judy wasn't bullied she wouldn't manage to become a cop.
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To the anon who asked before, again, I'm willing to join the Discord but I probably won't use it super often. I still want the link tho. Have the one lewd of Patch I made myself.
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>>6227453
Smaller snout, different bang style, wider hips, longer legs, wears a skirt...

Otherwise yeah pretty much the same.

>>6227487
Dude I just want them to be drinking buddies.
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>>6227595
biology of bun*
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>>6227637
And I want to see if they're shippable.
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>>6227677
Anything is shippable with the right set of goggles.
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how do you guys get over depression?

askin for a friend
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>>6227637
Still barely a skunk?
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>>6227698
Prozac
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>>6227682
>gideon's nuts are peanut sized
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>>6227702
Yeah.
Still barely a skunk.

Just barely a skunk with a vagina.
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>>6227629
https://discord.gg/MAyr4jK
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>>6227698
It's kinda tough and really depends on the personal issues and tastes of the person who's depressed. Find something that makes you feel better and if non-medication related things don't work maybe see a doctor and consider taking medication.
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>>6227698
Usually distracting yourself helps.
Physical exercise (even simple push-ups) helps in this way, and also because it releases adrenaline and endorphins
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Sky(e)
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>>6227721
Thanks dude. Much appreciated!
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>>6227733
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We're interrupting this programme for the best ship.
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>>6227698
I personally couldn't get over mine, even with meds and therapy.

I had to wait it out.

That said both of these things are important, and usually work, or at the very least lessen the problem.
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Happy times will come to you, anon
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smooch
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Best fox
Best bun
Best ship
On the run
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>>6227749
That's not BellHopps.
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>>6227774
Siblings hanging out
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>>6227727
but my friend doesn't want to go to a doctor and told to go see a psychiatrist. I dont have time fo dat

>>6227732
my friend was in really good condition (body of a greek god) but depression took over and i gained like 70 pounds.
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>>6227784
>>6227768
>>6227749
>>6227733
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>>6227698
As someone with chronic depression on anti-depressants... It's damn tough.

I liken it to swimming. Sometimes you can cruise across the surface, no problem and you're okay.

Others it's a struggle just staying afloat. Constantly floundering to just stay where you are while you keep feeling like you're going to be dragged down by the undertow.

But of course, there's always that temptation to just sink and let go, which is just too awful to think about.
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>>6227822
I don't get this gif. I see Jack and Skye in the thumbnail but they disappear when I view it. Is that the intention?
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>>6227793
>(body of a greek god)

Hey, take heart, you still do. All depression does is change the god in question.
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if dubs cuck is canon.
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>>6227870
to show they're not real
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>>6227870
See who?

Anon... that's just Nick and Judy there. I dunno who you're talking about.
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New Rabbit Clan's Fox:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7555468/chapters/19502305

I can't promise that I'm back. But I'll try to be.
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>>6227927
Hey Boney.

What's keepin' you away? Just school work, or something more?
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>>6227880
my point is that I used to be in the best condition of my life and exercise did not help. That being said i had depression before working out and shit happened and not I collect guns and I'm afraid i might die
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>>6227927
YES YES YES YES

FINALLY
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>>6227793
>what can I do
here's some things to do
>I don't want to do that

depression is a disease that makes you not give a fuck but at least try to give a fuck
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>>6227927
Holy shit, Boney is back! AND FOREVER THIS TIME! So happy you're alive!
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>>6227940
Thought I was having a bad few weeks. Saw a doctor. Doctor sent me to a shrink. Shrink told me I'm suffering from a shitload of stuff that I shouldn't be suffering from. Been dealing with that.
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>>6227793
Exercise is not for getting a better shape, is to help fighting depression.
Even something extremely not efficient is good, the important thing is to use the exercise as a focus for the fight.
Go for a run, exhaust yourself, think only of running.

Also talk to others, seek help. This is a journey you better not do alone.
A doctor is one of the best. They have seen all cases, they are paid to hear you, they know better than most what to do.

Godspeed, anon.
Physical exercise is good because it is relatively easy to begin and the repetition of the movement helps.
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>>6227698
I just deal with the suicidal thoughts until they go away again.
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>>6227967
I hope you get better soon
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>>6227887

But neither are Nick and Judy, they're just alive for us because we're all here breathing life into them with our OC, discussions and such. Jack and Skye may have never gotten far if it weren't for the fandom, even if they have simple character.

I just have to say it.
I freaking love you guys. I loved zootopia, but this little group of ours is something else. All the collaboration every other week with TT, even the shitposting which is humorous at times.

Good thing I'm an anon or my social anxiety wouldn't have let me post this.
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>>6227944
Sorry anon, as a fellow depression sufferer, I figured I'd try being funny.
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>>6227967
Oh shit, I hope things go better for you Boney. You're a cool dude.
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>>6227417
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>>6228040
We need
M O R E
O
R I M M I N G
E
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>>6228064
Technically it's rimming too.
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>>6227967
Is you the anon I was talking to?
Depression is a horrible beast.
Remember one thing: if you need to cheer up, talk or simple feel in company of others, we are here.
Love ya.
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>>6227986
>Exercise is not for getting a better shape, is to help fighting depression

I don't know it didn't help me. I was a college athlete and then dropped out b/c depression. some days i wouldn't even get out of bed to go to class. I really hate myself.

>sorry for english im drunk a/f
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>>6228002
>>6228016
I really don't know about getting better. I've been told that the status quo for my entire adult life has been the result of multiple mental illnesses working together to tag-team me. Right now I'm just trying to figure out where I end and the illness begins, or whether that's even a meaningful distinction to make.

If there is a light at the end of the tunnel, it's going to be a long journey, so I'm not pinning my hopes on reaching it. I'm just trying to get used to travelling. And while I do so, my will to write has suffered. I'm hoping that I'll hit my stride and return to some form of normality and my normal writing pace will return, but I can't promise that. I will try, though.
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>>6228040
>tip of Gideon's cock poking out of his sheath.

I need more of this.
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>>6227711
tripdubs confirm
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>>6228102
Not unless it was weeks ago, but I did talk about depression in here a few times back then.

It is a shit of an illness. It takes away the willpower needed to fight it.
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>>6228107
>eats the entire, unshelled peanut in one bite
That can't be good for those adorable little pred teeth.
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Post gay country boys.

Is there anything more to that Gideon cucks Bonnie image?
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I need a hug :(
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>>6227927
Good chapter. They're getting a bit short though.
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>>6228212
I'd hug you, anon.
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>>6228212
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>>6228227
Yeah, the last few chapters were fragmented for tone reasons and this one was shorter than I usually try to shoot for but I figured getting it out at all was better than nothing. I usually aim for about half again as long as this one was.
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>>6228064
This is all I got.
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>>6228118
Don't know about your view on god and don't want to start a war, but I'll pray for you if you'd like.
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>>6228109
im sorry im just an attention seeking faggot. Good night everyone.
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>>6228191
>adorable little pred teeth.

THESE TEETH WERE MADE TO BITE THROUGH PREY BONES!
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>>6228109
Yes, because you were an athlete. And athletes have schedules.
I am not talking about something like that. More spur of the moment. Instead of remaining into bed you let your body going. One push-up, two, don't think, let it go as it is. Soon the oxygen will start flowing. It helps.
>>6228186
I was talking about this ^
Is this anon you?

Still, another good method is a piece of dark chocolate.
The bitter taste helps and also chemically speaking is the equivalent of a (mild) stimulant drug.
Also it does not have many calories
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>>6228118
Just do what you have to in order to take care of yourself, man. Don't stress out if you can't write for us.
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>>6228272
Having someone else out there thinking well of me helps whether there's a god in the mix or not. I appreciate it.

>>6228284
Nah, that guy isn't me. Felt it was nicely serendipitous that I return to a conversation like this, though.

>>6228300
If logic could dispel the things I felt shitty about I wouldn't have a problem in the first place, but I get what you're saying and thank you for it.
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>>6228288
what, uh
what is the context here
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>>6228274
What make /ztg/ different from many boards it is the sense of community. If an anon needs help, we would give him. This is not attention seeking faggot in my book, it is a friend asking for help.

Love ya, anon, have a good night. We will be here.
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>>6228353
Unfortunately, rabbits don't hibernate.
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>>6228372
Also true
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>>6228384
Never forget the double yandere
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I want to clean Gideon and Stu's paws with my tongue.
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>>6228328
Then I'm happy to be here for not one but two anons that needs help.
Everyone of you is important to me, you have given me so much that I feel this is the minimum.

I say, if you need help we will be here. Now I suggest stay here, participate and enjoy the thread with us (unless you have something you need to do), it will be helpful.
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>>6227232
>Gideon
>straight
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>>6228439
>filename
I like your drawings

and ditto about the community here.
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>>6228467
but he is
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>>6227629
Well theres no pressure or anything, it's just there to make friends or discuss non Zoop things with Zoop people.
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>>6228283
Preds just wish they could have a perfect wall of teeth like this.
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>>6227774
In my head this is Nick and Finnick so hah, joke's on you.
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>>6228328
You're in my prayers man. Isaiah 46:4
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>>6228467
How else is he going to fuck Nick's mom?
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>>6228510
Ah, thank anon, but that one I should redo. I used GIMP and I did it in a very short amount of time, I can do much better now. Well, you will see in TT.

Now here is very late, goodnight /ztg/ and remember to stay awesome!
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>>6228467
Yeah and Nick's gay btw.
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>>6228523
Nigga, you's crazy
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>>6227944
Get rid of the guns first. Or at least get rid of all ammo/store it with someone else.
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>>6228519
Tube tubes are tough guys.

>>6228542
FUCKING HOOFER SCUM

YOU SHOULD BE SENT TO THE GLUE FACTORY
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>>6228519
Give your polecat plenty of hugs and toys to play with or they get aggressive, got it.
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>>6228597
Nick: "You can say you like me, you know."
Next to Jack: "IRRITATED..."
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>>6227962
Always gives me the kekles. TGG is great.
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>>6228609
Working at the glue factory isn't as bad as people make it out to be.
Sure, when you go home your clothes are either sticky or rock hard, but the benefits are great and you get to hang out with some cool hoofers.
'Course I wouldn't make a career out of it.
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>>6228609
Percy, like all tubedudes, is a lot tougher than he looks.

>>6228612
They do.
But don't give this one hugs.
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>>6228669
>tube dude, untouchable
>urge to cuddle, unbearable

The world is a cruel place.
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>>6228612
>>6228669
Tube dudes were made for hug and snug
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>>6228669
>But don't give this one hugs.

So if Anon can't hug Percy, can he hug Max?
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>>6228510
>>6228439
It really is kinda bizarre, isn't it? This place that was essentially furdump /b/2.0 on 4chan became an almost therapeutic circle of friends who care about each other.
Word of warning too, spammer is back. Don't be discouraged by it, we're still there for you between the lines.
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>>6228669
>Percy, like all tubedudes, is a lot tougher than he looks.

A true alpha predator.
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Remember this? >>6217153

Well I decided to posted on patebin. There's also the continuation, just look for "part 3" with ctrl+f.

I will be updating it if is the case...
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>>6228689
Am I the only one who thinks animals with tiny hands are more or less automatically adorable?
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>>6228689
This is true, but he does not consent.

>>6228745
Also true.

>>6228713
You can hug Max as much as you want. You'll make her uncomfortable, though.
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Pic didn't attach.

http://www.waltdisneystudiosawards.com/#/zootopia/screenplay
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>>6228882
I want to degrade that skunk while fucking its butt
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>>6228861
Rodents and tube dudes are the cutest.
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>>6228353
>This bun is sleeping

>>6228384
>WRONG THIS BUN IS ANGRY
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>>6228861
>tiny hands
Well, sure, if you're into that kind of thing.
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>>6228941
HOOFERS LEAVE
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>>6228963
What? Don't you like di(c)ks?
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>>6228916
This isn't new right?
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>>6227927
While very short, it was a decent read. I really liked him waking out of unconsciousness and realizing he's safe after smelling rabbit. I also think Bonnie being straight with him is going to go a long way to putting him at ease since he's been worried about being made into a back breaking labor slave or what have you.

Judy's visiting his mother's stone was a nice touch, also showed how desperate she was getting. She will need plenty of snuggles once he's back to health.

Nathan's continued survival is surprising since he's the OC and I kinda figured he was just gonna be authors way to show us that 'life is cheep out in the wild' but I am rooting for his continued existence since he is a nice contrast to the other buns that we have very little contact with.

Was a nice quickie, I hope to see more in the future.
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>>6228991

Nah, just the movie script, but it's cool to have.
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>>6228981
A dick ain't shit if it ain't got a baculum. All hoofers are softcocks.
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Motherly bun is best bun.
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>>6229053
>Motherly bun
What about bun with motherly instincts?
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>>6228920
Damn anon.

>>6229041
Marty simmer down.
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>>6228981
He's just upset he's losing the evolutionary dental arms race.
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>>6229083
SHUT UP CLUBFOOT

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE FINGERS YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE
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>>6229020
I really did plan to kill Nathan but the little fuck grew on me, so I flipped a coin for his continued survival and he won.

Doesn't mean he's going to be anywhere near back to 100%, though. Ain't much bronze-age medicine can do about lung scarring.
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>>6229067
Buns were made for breeding
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>>6228768
I'm lazy. What was >>6217153?
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>>6229142
Judeon fanfic
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>>6229141
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>>6227698
The standard rundown: http://slatestarcodex.com/2014/06/16/things-that-sometimes-help-if-youre-depressed/

On that list, the two things which you can start doing right now is sleep well and exercise. Therapy and meds are obviously the usual steps. I can understand not having time for that, but if you mean you don't want to, well if you want to get better you have to follow up. Besides, meds can all but cure some patients. Some unorthodox treatments not mentioned are TMS, TDCS and untested next-gen meds.

>>6227962
It's a brilliant strip, but that's not gaslighting.

>>6228006
We love you too anon.

>>6228288
C U C K E D

>>6229125
IT'S DONUT TIME
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>>6229134
I guess we'll see how ambitious he is once he recovers as much as he can with, as you said, bronze ages cutting edge tech. I wonder if he'll still get to be an adviser like his fellow warriors, its not chief like he wanted but better than nothing. Then again, maybe he'll go into teaching? Injured warrior might make for a decent combat instructor.
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>>6229130
>don't even have fingers
>poor pred can't even count to two
I've got a pair of middle fingers right here for you.

>flips you the... uh, hoof
>or maybe just points up
>or maybe is looking at his watch
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>>6229162
Octobun will be quite the MILF.
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>>6229141
I love that pic, such a cute bun bun.
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>>6229161
Link to pastebin?
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>>6229234
ALL HOOFERS ARE INVALID RETARDS

FUCKING WELFARE QUEEN HOOFERS CAN'T FIND ANY WORK WITH THEIR USELESS STUMPS
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>>6229244
>Before pregnancy: ass and fit
>After pregnancy: ass and godly hips
Judy won the genetic race
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>>6229304
She comes from good stock.
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PAINT IT PRED CANIDAE
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>>6229304
>tfw you didn't have genes like judy
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>>6228768
>>6229271

forgot to paste it :p

http://pastebin.com/AqiUm1kS
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>>6229276
Whoa there, big guy.
I suppose you're living it large selling pawpsicles for ants?
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>>6229324
The only one that can beat (for now) Judy in the hips department
Also
>Stu taps that every night
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>>6229304
Would she get her figure back?
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>>6229400
She's a rabbit. Unless she spends the rest of her life pregnant, she'll be back to fit in no time.
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>>6229331

Yes, citizen! Paint it pred!

Paint it... pred... why does that poster say Canidae swallows?

http://www.poll-maker.com/poll878883x09a84e67-36
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>>6229400
Abs are RIP but the rest would be fine.
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>>6229331
>paint hugh's dick red
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>>6229276
Hoovers and tube dudes have been buddies since time immemorial, get over your hate little cutie.
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>>6229432
>still haven't drawn Patch being painted by Hugh
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>>6229379
I'M AN ELECTRIC YOU BIGOT

TUBE DUDES AND SQUEAKERS ARE THE TECHNOLOGICAL BACKBONE HOLDING UP MODERN CIVILIZATION BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE A STUPID HOOFER AND PROBABLY THINK IT ALL JUST MAGICALLY WORKS WITHOUT OUR HARD WORK.
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Can someone post the Judy nervous/sweating bullets gif? I don't have it saved on my phone
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>>6229504
Even evil Tube Dudes are better than worthless Hoofers!
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>>6229582
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>>6229613
Thank you!
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>>6229613
He wants to fuck you, Judy.
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>>6229394
They have 300+ kids. He taps it multiple times a day.
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>>6229582
>>6229613
>judy's legs and now swiss cheese
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>>6229504
You're right, I can't hate that.
I mean, look at that adorable little safety vest!
Keep on doing your adorable little profession. You make the world an adorable place.
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>>6229234
For them to be "middle" fingers, they're have to be between other fingers, genius.
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>>6229642
I remember someone mentioning on here that rabbits can give birth, and be ready to inseminate again in about 15 minutes.
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>What the f***?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Um NO! I really hope this was supposed to be a bad dream or am I the only one who knows red foxes mate for life?! Seriously, look it up!

>Plus it’s completely against Nick’s character to go behind her back like that and be unfaithful if they were in a relationship as this implies! Come on!

Whats the best way to respond to this guy?
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>>6229604
Tube dudes are noble people and if they weren't oppressed by the bigoted prey majority, ESPECIALLY THOSE DAMNED STUPID HOOFERS, some less fortunate tube dudes wouldn't have to work an honest living on the fringes of a society that is prejudiced against them.
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>>6229709
Calm the fuck down. These are imaginary characters in an imaginary world.
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>>6229709
Tell them to not get so upset over pictures of fictional characters on the internet.
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>>6229712
Jeese, Manxine is rough as fuck in bed.
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>>6229721
Some tubedudes work in retail, too!

They are hard workers and do their best to make their world a better place even in the smallest of ways.
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>>6229741
no snek in zootopi
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>>6229677
The cuteness, cuddliness, and adorability of tube folk can't be denied.
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>>6229695
They lost their other fingers to time. All they have left are the middles.

The more you know.
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>>6229747
That is very clearly not Max.

Way too tall.
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>>6229791
But... who else would touch the stink twink?!
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>>6229709
Judy cucks Nick on a daily basis.
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>>6229790
Which means it's no longer a middle finger. More like an only finger.
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>>6229825
Oh we all know that
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>>6229830
why are his nose and lip like a blue purple?
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>>6229823
A decent chunk of anons, for one.

Maybe random shitheads looking for a good time too.
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>>6229845
The white-blue screen they're looking at mixing with his deep red/brown skin.
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>>6229741
Such a qt

>>6229761
Tube dudes are an industrious people who work hard, play hard, and cuddle lovingly and gently.

UNLIKE THOSE LAZY FUCKING GRAZERS THAT JUST EAT AND SHIT ALL DAY WHILE COLLECTING WELFARE
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>>6229487
I'll try to do it this week anon. I'm still a bit messed up from all the flights yesterday.
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>>6229864
Weirdos, wanting a skunk when they could have prime polecat.
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>>6229830
>equines are all pissed off at life and flip people the bird all day long
>nobody seems to have noticed
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>>6229864
I would touch the stink twink.

I'd touch him tenderly.
On the inside.
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>>6229709
>foxes mate for life
Does anyone really believe this?
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>>6229695
>>6229234
I'm guessing horses would do that weird face gesture at people as their "fuck you" slogan.
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>>6229709
Do a follow up panel of the morning afterwards, with Nick and Judy having breakfast. "They bought the hibernation excuse?"
"Yup."
"Was the sex good?"
"Yup."
"Okay, but next time it's my turn, right?"
"Yup."
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>>6229907
Yes, we know.
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>>6229888
The skunk is easier to get intimate with than the polecat. You have to work hard to even get a hug from him.

Some people aren't willing to put forth the time and effort.

>>6229907
Goodness gracious.
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>>6229912
But they do!

It's just that Nick is living a double life, which means he gets to have two mates.
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>>6229912
I believe it exactly as much as I believe humans marry for life.
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>>6229932
>Actual cuckoldry
I keep forgetting this is /trash/
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>>6229948
>Mated for life, to himself.
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>>6229989
Judy is fine with watching
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>>6229940
Tube dudes are for tender love in a committed relationship, not one night stands.
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>>6229989
Yeah, but it's better than the whole "abloo bloo bloo my Judy/Nick is cheating on me" thing. They're happy, they just like sleeping with other people who think their partner isn't into it.
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>>6229709
This >>6229932
Assuming you don't just want to mess with them.
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>>6229912
blame the fucking dumb cuck comic
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>>6229604
Which Mead comic is this Tube Dude from?
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>>6229875
Racist weasel, you gotta take the shitposting down a notch.
Did a horse step on you when you were a kid, or something?
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>>6229992
That's kinda sad.
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>>6230014
Judy isn't even dating Nick
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>>6230025
Maybe one day he'll find his committed relationship.

Maybe one day.
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>>6229915
Nobody would be able to the difference because whenever anyone looks at a horse's face all they think about it is "ugly"
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>>6230035
>Requesting healthy relationship pics from a troll artist
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>>6229992
>>6230061

>foxes mate for life
Make sure to teach your kits early about the dangers of masturbation.
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>>6230070
Yea, theyre married
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>>6229709
>"Rabbits mate for life too, but that doesn't stop all the pictures people make of Judy cheating on Nick."
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>>6230049
None. He's from that Water Under the Bridge fic, IIRC.
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>>6230116
Because they've TIED THE KNOT!
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>>6229709
theyreRightYouKnow.jpg
cucking and infidelity are a plague and pestilence around here
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>>6230058
YOU STUPID HOOFERS KILL THOUSANDS OF US SMALL FOLK EVERY YEAR

THE OTHER LARGE MAMMALS HAVE ENOUGH KINDNESS AND COMPASSION IN THEIR HEARTS TO WATCH WHERE THEY STEP BUT YOU HEARTLESS HOOFERS STOMP AROUND WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD AND TRAMPLE INNOCENT LIVES UNDER YOUR COLD UNFEELING HOOVES.

SMALL LIVES MATTER
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>>6230195
I send a pestilence and plague
Into your house, into your bed
Into your streams, into your streets
Into your drink, into your bread
Upon your cattle, on your sheep
Upon your oxen in your field
Into your dreams, into your sleep
Until you break, until you yield
I send the swarm, I send the horde
Thus saith the LORD
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>>6230161
>
>>6230195
Honestly if I was taken by tumblr instead of 4chan, I would have reacted the exact same way to anything TGG draws
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>>6229709
Post any of the other cute Wildehopps pictures you've drawn and say "It's just a picture, bro"
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>>6230195
Its not infidelity, it's flexible relationships.
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>>6230091
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>>6228288

got the rest?
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>>6226458
>As she rubbed the pre-soaked palm of her hand along the tip of his cock, he let out a shaky groan, and started digging his claws into the chair.
>Gazelle stopped at that moment and asked, "Is it a pigmi horse?"
>"No, don't stop!" he growled.
>Smiling, she pulled her hand back to her face and gave it a quick taste.
>Nick gave a groan and whined, "Gazelle, I was almost there,"
>"If it's not a hare, then I give up," she finally stated.
>Grabbing her horns, he growled, "It's a rabbit, now finish me off," and pulled her muzzle into his crotch.
>A muffled groan sounded as she pulled back enough to speak, "That's so adora-" and she was cut off by a cock filling her mouth.
>He let out a soft groan as Gazelle slid a tongue along the dock of his sheath, "Mmm yeah, adorable,"
>Closing his eyes, he rubbed his paws idly along her ears.
>"You should see her Gazelle, she's got this amazingly lean figure, perfect hips- just like yours- and she can fight," he practically gushed about the rabbit.
>Gazelle let out a groan, and he opened his eyes to see her roll hers.
>Feeling her teeth graze along his sheath, he let out a low groan.
>"I've been thinking," he said with an upbeat tone, smiling down at the gazelle between his legs.
>Her eyes looked up to his as she continued bobbing her head back and forth.
>Hopefully, he asked, "What if we turn her? Have another addition to our little family?"
>Pulling her head back again, she grasped his cock around the base of his unflared knot, and asked in response, "Not a thrall?"
>"Nope! One of us- you'll love her, I swear!" he pleaded with a hopeful smile.
>Shrugging her shoulders, she gave him a smile back, "It's your blood," and went back down on him.
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>>6230223
Hey, I've drawn lots of wildehopps
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>>6230204
Hey now, not ALL hooved mammals disregard smaller mammals on the streets. I'm sure there are some tube dudes that are even friends with hooved mammals, or would be willing to befriend them.

Your anger is justified, but don't group every hooved creature as a threat to smaller mammals.
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>>6229041

but marty
what if soft cocks are my fetish
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>>6229041
Shut up and hand me another grape soda, bookrat.
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>>6230091
>dat face
Is he laughing? Is he pissed? Is he flipping me off?
Is he just showing off his gigantic block of teeth?
Maybe this is how horse sign language works?
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>>6230312
I honestly don't remember ever seeing your non-cucking posts ever. I honestly thought you only drew because you liked seeing us get mad.
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>>6230366
I'm on the opposite end. I almost NEVER catch any of their cuck art.
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>>6230292
>pigmi horse
Anon, just say the word. We all know what you mean.
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>>6230292
>the pre-soaked palm of her hand
>hand
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>also, I knew it!
dunno if you're going to continue but it is good
>tfw there are no pics of a vampzelle with Tiger thralls
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>>6230390
>My little pony, my little pony, ah ah ahhhhh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>6230366
Do you have TGG confused with SirDoobie, anon?
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>>6230292
I feel like Gazelle would have been able to figure it out much sooner, but she's not the only one acting OOC here.
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>>6230366
I wouldn't say its not funny
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>>6230422
I actually have never heard that name before.
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>>6230446
Isn't him the phone judy guy?

The Judy that literally cannot have any picture without talking on the fucking phone?
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>>6230415
I used to wonder what cucking could be.

(My Zootopia General)

Until you shared Jack Savage with me.

Pack Street posting, PAWPADS REEEEE, pics of Stink Twink, thirsty anons.

Greentext stories, and rabbit feet, and Judeon makes it all complete.

My Zootopian General, just because I like Nick doesn't mean I'm gaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>6223078
>>6224057
>>6226458
>>6230292
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>>6230422
I mean, if it helps, I used to confuse rem289 for sprinkah, which was pretty unfortunate
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>>6230204
>tfw you're a large rodent that doesn't have to worry about being accidentally stepped on by anything smaller than a rhino.
Feels good man.
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>>6229712

hot damn
thats really hot, inky.
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Anyone have the link to the better random animal thing?
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>>6230542
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mammal_genera
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>>6230547
Cпacибo
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>>6230217
>Once I called you lover,
>Once I thought the feeling of your calf
>Was all I ever wanted...

>And even now I wish I would not discover,
>My little cucking gaffe,
>It was the last thing that I wanted.

>Why did I roam?
>All those drinks, dates and flirtation,
>All those times I went and lied.
>All to cover up my cheating,
>Something I never should have tried!

>You who I call lover,
>Please do not look at that photo!
>Keep the status quo!
>Keep it ignored!


>You who I called lover,
>How could you have come to sink so low?
>Is this what you wanted?

>This can not be pardoned,
>No matter how much it brings me woe.
>For just an hour ago,
>I already saw your damn photo.


>Keep it ignored.
>Don't


>I already saw,
>I

>Look(ed) at the photo.
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>>6230536
Glad you like it! Sometimes when anons say random things I get inspired for lewds.

Those might be some of my favorites, actually. Unexpected lewds.
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>>6230523
Everyone mistakes sprinkah for rem, I can't count how many times people in these threads thought they were the same comic.

>>6230366
>>6230433
Well... even if it is for rage/funny...
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>>6230415
But anon, ponies are domesticated.
No domestics in Zootopia.
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>>6230565
holy fucking shit i can only sing this with fucking moses and pharaoh and now i have the literal worst mental image of my fucking life.
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>>6230565
Oh dear god please more of egyptian Nick and Judy
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>trump is winning

who /legitimatelyconsideringsuicide/ here?
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>>6230533
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>tfw The Trumpening is causing my usual hangout to get rekt

So Zoorashians, are you prepared for life in the American Trumpire?
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>>6230565

10/10
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>>6230606
To be fair, I have a few images that are just Jack and Judy, but I justify them by autisming scenarios that keep the sanctity of WildeHopps
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>>6230627
>>6230638
honestly i feel like we lose no matter who wins so i may as well just enjoy this four year ride to hell
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>>6230627
>not waiting for him to find out that the president doesn't rule like a king
>not waiting for him to throw a hissy fit and resign
>not embracing glorious leader Mike Pence
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>>6230627
Let's make zootopia great again, anon
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>>6230613
This is all I've got
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>>6230627
hahaha do it faggot
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>>6230204
THOSE FUCKING EDWARD COCONUTHANDS DON'T EVEN NOTICE WHEN THEY STEP ON US WITH THEIR USELESS HOOVES. THESE AMBULATORY CRUSHING HAZARDS SHOULD REQUIRE A LICENSE TO JUST WALK. IF I NEED ONE FOR MY CAR BECAUSE I MIGHT KILL SOMEONE WITH IT IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT THEY'D REQUIRE ONE TOO.
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>>6230662
>Mike Pence
>The Bible thumper who's openly against gay marriage
Legitimately considering moving to Canada
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>>6230684
>That Judy
Muh
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>>6230684
I'd like to see something like what artist did to her hair but on her dewlap
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>>6230133
>>6229932
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>>6230700
>being for gay marriage
Fapping to dox fick and letting homosexuals change the constitution because of muh social justice are two different things.
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>>6230698

Do you need a hug, stoatposter?

I'd hug you.
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>>6230700
Dude, the president isnt king. The supreme court said gay marriage is okay, what can the president do?
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>>6230717
DO IT
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>>6230613
Only seen the one bit of art I'm afraid.
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>>6230739
Do what Andrew Jackson did and ignore them.
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>>6230662
If he wins, I'm curious to see if he'll move his twitter fits over to the official POTUS account.
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>>6230717
Yes!

(Pillow fight!)
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>>6230627
>>6230638
Just wait for it. U.S. west coast is super blue.
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>>6230627
Please please please don't.
I was gonna mention something. Don't let the outcome of this election, whoever wins, make you do rash things to yourself. Politics is politics, it's nothing to get worked up over. Just take a deep breath, and continue on about your day.
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>>6230781
I'm pretty sure they're kidding, but that's so incredibly kind of you to say that for someone you don't know, anon.
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>>6230610
Well, it was Egypt.
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>>6230823
>Directed by the wachowski brothers...sisters
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>>6230728
>constitution
Um
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>>6230804
I'm honestly worried more about the people who are actually considering this rather than the election outcome, left or right. It may be a stressful situation now, but if you just wait out the initial fallout things phase back to normal. I say this because of how much I'm betting people are considering this this election.
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>>6230845
Siblings.

>>6230823
tbqh that really doesn't seem out of place in Egyptian Mythology.
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>>6230861
Well, when you believe the world was autofellatioed into existence, you can put up with a wider range of ideas.
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>>6230698
HOOFERS BELONG IN FENCED IN CAMPS AND SLAUGHTERED FOR FOOD

SPEAKING OF CARS, THE DAMN HOOFERS ARE DRIVING GIANT VEHICLES WITH THEIR TERRIBLE VISION AND INABILITY TO HANDLE A STEERING WHEEL AND ARE CONSTANTLY CRUSHING SMALL MAMMAL VEHICLES WITH LETHAL CONSEQUENCES. THEN WHEN US SMALL FOLK ASK FOR OUR OWN LANES AND ROADS TO PROTECT OUR FAMILIES FROM THESE MONSTERS THE HOOFERS SHOOT IT DOWN CLAIMING DISCRIMINATION!

WHAT'S REALLY DISCRIMINATORY IS HOW >92% OF VEHICLE FATALITIES ARE INNOCENT SMALL MAMMALS BEING STRUCK BY HERDERS

JUST TO WEEKS AGO A BUS FROM LITTLE RODENTIA WAS RUN OVER BY AN ELK KILLING 43 AND THE ELK WASN'T EVEN ARRESTED OR CHARGED WITH ANYTHING!

WHERE IS THE JUSTICE?!
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>>6230698
>might kill someone with my adorable car
Doubtful.

>"And now, traffic. Parts of the northbound Peak St. sidewalk are experiencing delays today after an angry, intoxicated weasel accidentally crashed his car into a horse."
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>>6230717
Cuties
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>>6230737
>>6230896
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>>6230781
>>6230804
>>6230850
They Republicans put it in the party platform that my career field is on the chopping block. I'm staring down the barrel of having no future in the field I've trained for a third of my life to enter.
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>>6230914
>my career field
What might that be? Food stamp printing?
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>>6230926
probably stem cell research or anything in health care.
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>>6230896
>ELK WASN'T EVEN ARRESTED

Now that is odd. Vehicular mouseslaughter is at least a misdemeanor in most parts of Zootopia.
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>>6230914
What's your career field anon? I guarantee you it's not the end.
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>>6230908
>Percy helping a rowdy rubberhose

He calms down when calming others down
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>>6230684
source of image?
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>>6230953
Tube dudes often go unnoticed in Zootopia. Percy knows the feeling and respects his fellow tubedude's plight.

But he also knows sometimes that's the way things are, and all tubedudes can do is go out and try to change the world themselves.

He's not going to, but he encourages others to do so.

Without being blind angry dicks about it. That gets you nowhere.
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>>6230896
>>6230959
Memes and canon aside, this would actually be a terrifying existence.
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>>6230959
That is actually terrifying. And the driver probably has no idea.
Perhaps Swinton will institute some of that traffic reform she promised once she's elected.
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>>6231010

Too bad Trunk is sweeping the vote.
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>>6230998
Does anyone else remember when being told you looked young was an insult?
Or am I the oldest person in this thread?
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>>6230952
Can't say without revealing who I am. But the law that guarantees I have a job is specifically called out in the Republican Party platform as one they want to repeal.
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>>6231050
Yeah, that's who we want to champion for traffic reform and rodent rights.
A damn elephant.
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>>6231052
it's really only an insult to men imo
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>>6231081
If your job exists only because of government fiat, that means that it's not something people want as expressed through the free market.
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>>6231081
Something in public research/sciences or education? Since they want to cut everything but roadbuilding.
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>>6231010

Nonsense; Canidae is the law and order candidate. She used to be in the defense industry. And look how good she is at showing restraint!
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>>6230946
THEY SAID IT WAS JUST ANOTHER INNOCENT MISTAKE! THERE IS NOTHING INNOCENT ABOUT THE NEGLIGENT MURDER OF 43 SOULS!

IMAGINE HOW OUTRAGED THE HOOFERS WOULD BE IF A TRUCK BARRELED THROUGH ONE OF THEIR STAMPEDING HERDS!

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THEIR DAMNED HERDS. THEY BARREL THROUGH THE STREETS EN MASS WITH NO CONCERN FOR OTHERS THEY TRAMPLE AND THE PROPERTY THEY DESTROY AND BRAY ABOUT SPECIESM WHEN ANYONE COMPLAINS BECAUSE IT'S PART OF THEIR "CULTURE"!

IF THEY CAN VIOLATE OTHER PEOPLE'S RIGHTS IN THE NAME OF THEIR CULTURE THEN SO SHOULD WE!

BRING BACK THE HUNT! PRED PRIDE!
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>>6231081
Look, theres 66 pages to this damn thing, and I'm too plastered to focus enough to read it. Needless to say, if your taking my tax dollars I hope you get squashed like a tick.
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>>6231212
As someone who drives, I'm using your tax dollars to have roads. And police, fire fighters, public schools
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>>6231101
What >>6231052 said. Percy isn't keen on it because he's a guy, but most grills want to be seen as younger than they are.

I can say this as an old hag.
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>>6231212
I guess this pretty much sums all of it up.
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>>6231212
Adam Smith would frown at you.
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>>6231256
Those are paid for from excise and local taxes and everyone gets to use them.
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>>6231290
Yes
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>>6231220
It's interesting to think that she constantly complains about how preds treat prey, and yet she literally looks down on everyone from day-to-day.
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>>6231081
Please don't do anything rash. If anything, it'll take them forever to anything about it due to the house being full of lazy retards. I'm sure you can still find work in your field. And if not, there are plenty of other fields out there that take little time and money to get into, of which you can use to support pursuing the same field you are dreaming to get into.
Just take a deep breath anon, it's not the end of the world, it's not the end of your future.
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>>6231262
>old hag
I feel like here, you're an old hag at 30.
Nothing has ever made me feel quite as old as 4chan.
What with all your new-fangled memes and your hip lingo.
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>>6231212
Thanks, anon. Always good to know someone else wants me gone as much as I do.
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>>6231339
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>>6231262

You're 29 too, right? I feel you.
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>>6231346
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>>6231304
That was part of the dynamic.
She's meant to be a stereotypical misguided SJW. Naive and complaining about the plight of the 'underprivileged' while being surrounded by her own 'privilege'.

>>6231313
I am 30.
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This thread has stopped being about the important things.

Do you think Jack wants kids? Would he settle down from his high profile and dangerous life?
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>>6231352
I was until about a month ago yeah.

I still feel ya anon.
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>>6231364
Bunnies can't reproduce with foxes, Anon, it doesn't matter what he wants.
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>>6231364
>rabbit
>superspy

Pick one.
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>>6231361
>old hag
>is 30

Oh, good lord. I need to get myself back to IRC or ICQ or AOL chat or something.

Is there a 4chan for old people? Somewhere I could go to live out my last days?
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>>6231361

Not seen this one before! I like seeing characters' views on the events of the film, especially the Night Howler Incident.

>>6231381

I'm 29, my mom told me on my birthday that her life ended when she turned 30. I was like, "uhhh, can you say something nice?"

"well I lived to be 50"
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>>6231383
Who said anything about foxes?

>>6231392
Who said anything about superspy? I think Jack would be an actor.
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>>6231408
Oh, then carry on.
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canidae will win!
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>>6231431
>He still doesn't get that Canidae was Bernie
>He still doesn't get that Bernie stopped being relevant two months ago
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>>6231357
Kek, well done.
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>>6231448
Did she get a beach house?
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>>6231403
I may gently touch upon movie events in my work, but for the most part it takes place post-movie.

>my mom told me on my birthday that her life ended when she turned 30.

Luckily my own mom is the only one who thinks that way, or at least used to.

Then again she always said I'd die way younger than I am so I kind of learned to stop taking shit like that to heart. For the most part anyway.

Life's not over, but I feel old as fuck.
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>>6231403
Could be worse. She could have been 60.
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>>6231403
Haha, what an asshole thing to say.
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this is the place for cuck right ?
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>>6231332
But I want you here.
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>>6231461

Moms are like that across the board, I think. Oh well, let's be old.

>>6231431

Thanks for the support!
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>>6231431
man, look at that, I love PK!
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>>6231461
This is still such a cute fucking skunker
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>>6231540
NO KEKS!
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>>6231540
full pic? or source?
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>>6231543
You just said you wanted me squashed like a tick.
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>>6231566
So full of hope and potential.
If only he had a dream.
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>>6231585
That wasn't me. I'm >>6231307
I'm worried about you
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>>6231573
http://sirdooblie.tumblr.com/
keker extraordinaire loved by all here
just like TGG
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>>6231573
This is hot but good god those fingers.
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>>6231573
>those hands
this equally disgusting AND disturbing
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>>6231585
I dont want you dead, I just want you in the most economically effective position, which you cant get through government force
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>>6231608
>fathauser

DISGUSTING
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>>6231585
Which is stupid anyway. You don't squash ticks.

If you do that, the infected blood might get back into the body, and the head would stay in and fester.

You need to gently excise it, carefully so as to remove it whole.

And if any of the mouthparts remain you've got to cut out the area and let it grow back.
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>>6231621
>>6231624
hands are hard, anons

>>6231642
FINE.
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>>6231625
So, dead.
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>>6231652
>hands are hard
You're drawing the wrong mammals then.
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>>6231364
>Do you think Jack wants kids?
Yes.

>Would he settle down from his high profile and dangerous life?
No, he wouldn't settle down, who would is Judy, who would acknowledge that her "achievements" are fucking retarded and be the breeding doe she was always meant to be. Obviously they would move back to Bunnyburrow, a proper environment for their kits to be raised, Jack would come every few weeks to pump another litter inside her, leaving her on perpetually pregnant, her mind on a blissful state knowing his superior genes were growing inside her worthless body. She'd do her best to raise them to be as amazing as their father, vaguely remembering the sad, worthless cynical fox she met on her "adventures". She'd look back, realizing how trifle it all was, and know that her true calling was back there, with her people, with her purpose as a doe fulfilled, and she filled to the brim. Three years after leaving the force after the assignment with Agent Savage, "friends" from her previous, dull life would come visit, Nicholas, Clawhauser, Bogo, even Fru Fru, she'd display her heavily enceinte belly, fecund with a litter of fifteen kits, weeks after she was bred thoroughly and pumped full of the virile seed of the striped buck. When asked about her previous 'life', her 'dreams', her 'making the world a better place', she'd look into the horizon with beaming eyes, then look down to her swollen tummy, caressing it in circular motions, and look them in the eye saying "this is the best a lowly doe like me can do to make the world a better place".
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>>6231652
>hands
>not paws
anon...
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>>6231729
>and they lived happily ever after
>by comicanon
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>>6231553
source?
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>>6231729
>Jack would come every few weeks to pump another litter inside her, leaving her on perpetually pregnant
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Might write a greentext, might not. Give me ideas and it might happen though.
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>>6231835
Nick raping Judy and turning her into a vampire.
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>>6231835
Nick keeps Judy perpetually pregnant
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>>6231835
Jack and Sky(e) explore a cave.
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>>6231835
A horse and a weasel profess their love for each other, in spite of their constant bickering.
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>>6231835
Tall Judy snu-snuing Nick.
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>>6231860
woops
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>>6231835
Nick Vietnam flashback
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>>6231835

Swinton v. Canidae political greentext?
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>>6231715
well who could argue with that logic.

>>6231737
>anon...
What? do you say pawgun ? do you say paw me that mug ? get your paw-held device ?

i question your need to say paws when you know what i meant.

>>6231802
>>6231608
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>>6231763
I-I'm not Comicanon.
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>>6231910
he was making a joke, bunanon.
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>>6231808
I read this as
>pump another liter inside her

And was pondering the balls that rabbit must be hauling around.
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>>6231596
He does too have a dream.

>To dream the impossible dream.
>To touch, the untouchable breast.
>To give, the ungivable pap-test.
>To grope where no other would quest!

>To squeeze, the unsqueezable tit.
>With the aid of a dude who's a tube.
>To try, when Max says it's creepy.
>To pet, the unpettable boob!

>This is my quest! To fondle that boob.
>And just in case I will, carry some lube.
>And knowing my sex life, that might give you pause.
>But I'll take it anyway, and simply because:

>For it would be true-ly the undeniable best.
>To sleep with a sexy chick with, an unbeatable chest.
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>>6231922
A shitty joke because he's mad about a story written months ago for a TT that only he brings up because he's so salty about it.
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>>6231928
Rabbits balls are inside.
He has a 10 pack rather than an eight pack, the last two being his massive fucking balls.
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>>6231922
>TGG literally just showed us his "Make anon mad" folder
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>>6231964
Comicanon, you should have considered the consequences before making the meme
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>>6231964
get cucked
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>>6231869
Sky(e)'s cave?
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>>6231964
What story?
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>>6231964
and who's discussing that ?
a joke is a joke even if shit, i just didn't feel the need to call it out.

>>6231977
the what now ?
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>>6231977
>>6231922
People are getting credit for my hard work.
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>>6232043
>Pump and dump AU

As much as I might enjoy the cuck, thats something I just don't approve.
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>>6232043
I don't know who you are, but I want you to know you're a sick fuck, who needs to write more.
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>>6231997
Oh u.
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>>6232028
Mein Komfypt.
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>>6232043
nice work, chumpy,
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>>6232092
post or link>?
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>>6232043
Kinds are still cute
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>>6232043
... MT, please no
Please tell me it's not real
MT I SUPPORTED YOUUUU
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>>6232092
he ain't armasyll.. or may he is i don't know anymore
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>>6232074
It's not pump & dump, you can't expect Jack to be pushing carrots around or some menial normal job: His job is to make the world a better place, and Judy's to make herself useful and carry and raise his seed.

Unless you mean the original Comfy AU one, we don't talk about that.
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>>6232119
That's a really old picture back when MT used to be here.
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i posted it before but may as well see if this gets noticed now
the time seems right

>she knock on the van knowing it was her only chance of finding nick
>the fennec that greet her with a bat in paw was the only clue she had to find nick
>doing what he asked was worth it if it meant finding nick
>she keep telling her herself that as tears rolled form her eyes while the fennec pounded at her on the dirty floor of his van
>after a while her tears just stoped, she bit her own lip and decided to ride it out just so she could find nick.
>unkowing to her the little guy started recording with his phone after her cries had stoped.
>when he was done he let her dress, kick her out of the van and told her where to find Nick.
>as soon as she left his van he send a text with the video attached
>"That rabbit you were pinning on is on her way. Told you she was a slut, Nick. You should find someone better" was the message.
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>>6231929
Huh.

Well then, I guess that's SOMETHING to hold onto!
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>>6232168
But kids need their father, it doesnt work if he's gone for most of the year
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>>6232168
>500.jpg
at least get the better one
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>>6232202
Whatever happened to them?
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>>6232106
It's Miserable Losers, a fic based on the sprinkah's comic and the reversi-cuck comic from these threads. It's really good but people get pissed because it ends with WildeHopps rather than have Judy fucking killed, which is a complete justifiable reason to dislike the fic since sprinkah's Judy actually justify compulsive euthanasia, but it's far from reason to keep shitposting about it after literal months and trying to throw shit on Comic for it, and it tries hard to fix all the mess of the original fic.
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>>6232272
Just, went back to her interests I guess. She still draws on her tumblr, but I haven't seen her around the threads or checked for zootopia stuff there in a while.
She's online in the discord constantly but never talks. Probably in other channels.
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This cuckery needs to stop.
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So who's watching election coverage?
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>>6232258
He's not gone most of the year, he's actually constantly visiting every few weeks, like every few weeks he will take a full week from the first few days Judy is expecting to enter labour to a few days after to make sure she's carrying another litter as soon as she can, which then he proceeds to leave to a mission.

>>6232265
I don't know how to tumblr.

>>6232346
It's not cucking, though.
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>>6232168
>Judy's to make herself useful and carry and raise his seed
Judy as a housewife is laughable. She'd dump his ass in a heartbeat if that's what he wanted
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>>6232356
I am. http://www.dailywire.com/news/10580/election-night-live-blog-ben-shapiro

I have since distanced myself that Im having a good time no matter who wins
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>>6232356

Yep, Swinton's getting her house blown down.
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>>6232371
just change the number to 1280 and you'll get the better one
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>>6232233
Exactly, because you know:

>That the world will be better for this:
>That one skunk (and his best friend, the tube)
>Still went, and were not discouraged,
>To pet the unpettable boob!
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>>6232356
Holy shit my dorm is SCREAMING.
I never thought any one candidate could have this much meme power.

At this point, I only want to know who wins just to watch out for who will be bitching in tomorrows classes
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>>6232371
But kids need their father in their lives.
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>>6232421
>>>/pol/
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>>6231688
Alive and kicking.
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>>6232426
Don't worry, when his daughters are old enough he will be.
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>>6232431
Its /trash/ mate
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>>6232431
>Asked about politics
>Make fun of people that care
>told to go to /pol/
What?
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>>6232466
Oh well thats good. Rabbit does need good education in these matters, otherwise they might go off into deviancy
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>>6232356
Got 14 tabs open, cnn on, and this one.
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>>6232488
source of image?
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>>6231461
> she always said I'd die way younger than I am so I kind of learned to stop taking shit like that to heart.
Jesus Christ. I don't want to pry, but why would she say something like that?
If you don't want to go into it, I understand - please accept my sympathy. That's abhorrent behavior from anyone, but particularly despicable from a parent.
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>>6232488
This thread is not about politics though.

It's about Zootopia.
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>>6232601
Or at least Zootopian politics
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>>6232381
Yeah, I feel the same way. It's a healthy state of mind, but I know there are plenty who'd categorize me as part of the problem. They might be right.

Then there are those who would call me privileged for being able to feel comfy either way. They're not wrong.

Feeling pretty good. Feeling pretty bad. Feeling.
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>>6232601
It's election night. You can't expect politics NOT to bleed into conversations.

I'm sure people will shut up by tomorrow
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>>6232601
Why am I getting blamed for this?!
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>>6232466
>He visits several times a year to ensure Judy and his daughters are impregnated
>Soon there are too many and he enlists his sons to assist

We're breeding a family here
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who /didntvote/ here?
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>>6232641
Because you keep posting about it.
Wait five minutes and post something unrelated, and people will stop blaming you because "you" will cease to exist.
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>>6232601
>it's about Zootopia
>Disney had Zootopia themed election coverage
It's Zootopia related. Why not?

Actually lets talk about that as in why did that even happen? Is it one of those "for your consideration" Oscar nomination moves like in Bojack Horseman?
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>>6232662
I didn't.

...Because I'm not an American.
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>>6232662
Hey, that's me.

NYC decided my vote for me.
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do bunny votes count for 1/10 or a vote or what ?
can they control politics ?
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>>6232662
Literally cancer
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>>6232593
Barring too much /soc/, I come from a family of crazies on my mom's side. She has a lot of issues, some of which she passed on to me.

She's gotten a lot better the past couple years, but childhood wasn't exactly fun.

I appreciate the sentiment, but this is a thread about a world full of sentient animals. Thank you all the same though.
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>>6232662
I.
I was going to vote, but I didn't want to drive all the way back to my home state just to write in my best friend's name.
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>>6232662
Me, mostly because I moved and didn't register in time and couldn't find my voting place where I used to live and I'm generally unmotivated to throw my vote at Johnson as a big impotent edgy expression of general frustration.
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>>6232377
And do what? Be a beat up cop on a city that there's barely any crimes but stealing moldy onions or handling tickets? She'd refuse at first, she'd say her job was more important than whatever Jack had to offer, she'd go with Nick, she'd get a panda who was making too much noise, a moose broke a window, oh no, look, someone is selling bootleg movies. Eventually, Jack would come back home and she'd see the scars of his body and his amazing stories, his achievements. She'd look at her uniform, she'd see Clawhauser or Bogo, a chief incapable of solving a case she did in less than a week and a fat, lazy cat. Calling her family, she'd see her mother pregnant again, something she was so used to, pregnant, birth, pregnant, birth, that's how it always was with the girls in bunny burrows, she was more than that, she achieved what no other bunny had! She was the prideful symbol of all rabbits in the world! Or was she? She knew the truth, everything she done was a nice Monday for the built buck sleeping beside her. Every scar a story, every story a victory, he was truesteel, and she was copper, pretty for everyone to look at but worthless. He was so much more, and he was there for her, no matter what, if she needed, he'd do everything for her, he'd kill for her. But could she do anything if anything happened to him? Images of everything that happened, she always relied on someone else. That Lion, that Ewe, that Shrew, even the Fox she believed she mistakenly thought she would be happy with, they all were the reason she had arrived at this point. She was a bunny, she didn't have claws, she didn't have size, she didn't have guile, all she had was her body. And like the bunny who threw their body into the fire to feed the hungry, wounded bear on an ancient mythical tale, she'd realize her most important role wasn't of a cop, was of Jack's doe. That night, she'd take no precautions, she'd use no protections, and she whispered "Breed me gravid, Jack".
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>>6232662
i threw away my vote
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>>6232381
I was paying attention, but then it started looking like Trump has a good chance to win it all

Now I'm smoking myself retarded and trying to forget about it all... FUCK /zoot/ isn't safe anymore
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>>6232698
Did you win?
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>>6232739
Reminder that Clinton is fighting to start WWIII
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>>6232686
Here you go, foreignon.
'Cause we care.
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>Judy abandoning a real-life hero that saved her life for an actor
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>>6232701
Nah all prey get a full vote, but preds only get 3/5ths

...as it should be
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>>6232662
my niggu!
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>>6232778

>actor

>Would he settle down from his high profile and dangerous life?
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>>6232686
You could've just went to cali.
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>>6232810
>bunny
>secret agent

PICK

ONE
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>>6232810
Actors have to deal with crazy fans,
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>>6232760
Well, it's not like I haven't heard stupider claims.
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>>6232810
anon.. the bunny isn't real and that makes jack not real x2 because he ain't even real in judy's universe
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>>6232706
I follow. I didn't want to derail the thread, that statement just made me feel I had to respond in some fashion. Again, my sympathy.
>>6232662
Son.
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>>6232760
>random opinion about one of many issues

They are both shitty candidates, but Trump would so much worse

Swinton for coup d'etat 2017
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>>6232729
>literally barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen

It is kinda hot
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>>6232729
>>6232377
After that night, she'd finally realized everything. She'd handle the resignation papers, much to the fox she convinced to join the force dismay. He'd argue and yell about how it was her dream, how it was what she should be doing, he'd try , to convince her, to trick her, to con her, she'd look at it with pity. In the end she had misled herself and him as well. She'd always be a breeding doe, and he'd always be a shifty fox.

>>6232831
>>6232838
The original point seemed to be agent and then anon changed into actor midway. If he's an actor then why the fuck would he be interested in Judy, he'd be pinning for Gazelle if he cares about looks/media or a fucking large male predator if he is honest with his feelings.

>>6232861
The bunny literally has stripes of course he isn't real and especially not real on a universe that is good.
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>>6232870
>a literal traitor
>better
Hillary literally deserves death.
No questions.
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>>6232911
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>>6232917
Hillary would be a better president than Trump.
No questions.
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>>6232911
>Not being a breeding doe for a fox
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So... If Canidae wins...

She gets mindbroken into the slut that, deep down, she always was. Right?

Then the sheep conspiracy continues to control the government and everything is a-okay. Maybe they'll even let Swinton pull some strings, or sample some wolf.

http://www.poll-maker.com/poll878883x09a84e67-36
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>>6232945
>No questions.
Actually there's a lot of questions into her corruption act m9
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>>6232955
foxe & bune can make baby not
Also cynical, smarmy, emotionally stunted slanky fox vs built, smart, funny, mature bunny.
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/pol/ pls go away this is comfy place
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>>6232945
>Oops I accidentally all this super secret govmint info
>Whataya mean 'voter fraud?' I've never heard of such a thing!

I like to have a bit of hope that nobody prefers *this*.
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>>6233001
>comfy place
>suicide pic
Let's not.
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>>6232999
>smart, funny, mature bunny
Jack is a self important paper pusher. Nick has proven himself a caring attentive partner with business sense. Jack probably cant balance a family budget.
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>>6232911
>After that night, she'd finally realized everything. She'd handle the resignation papers, much to the fox she convinced to join the force dismay. He'd argue and yell about how it was her dream, how it was what she should be doing, he'd try , to convince her, to trick her, to con her, she'd look at it with pity. In the end she had misled herself and him as well. She'd always be a breeding doe, and he'd always be a shifty fox.

Judy was then jolted awake by the sound of her alarm. She smacked it as she shook the nonsensical nightmare from her head, even though she'd thankfully forgotten most of it.

She rolled over and cuddled her fox, easily falling asleep with her head comfortably resting on his chest.
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>>6233019
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>>6232999
If only your headcanon had talented artists like mine does.
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>>6233033
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>>6233056
Yes.
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>>6232662
>not wanting to make America great again
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>>6233025
Jack is a super special agent of ZIA and he has 300 confirmed kills. Nick lived off selling bottles of filtered rain water and pawsicles.

>>6233026
>She rolled over and cuddled her fox, easily falling asleep with her head comfortably resting on his chest.
Judy was then jolted awake by the sound of her alarm. She smacked it as she shook the nonsensical nightmare from her head, even though she'd thankfully forgotten most of it.

She rolled over and met her bunny, easily falling asleep with her head comfortably resting on his chest.

>>6233047
>headcanon
>implying I like this
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>>6233007
She's corrupt as fuck.
Still a better candidate han Trump, but that doesn't take much. Just goes to show that the bar has hit rockbottom this election
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>>6233092
Jack could easily retire and live off his generous pension. Raising a family, keep pumping kids into judy
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>>6233092
>2 0 0 D O L L A R S A D A Y
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>>6232968
Nah, don't mindbreak her. Keep her aware of everything that's going to be done to her, as you turn her body into the ultimate tool of pleasure.
Ring gag, knee bindings so she can never walk, and feel superior again. She'll have to crawl like the bitch she is.
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>>6233152
>those big doe eyes
Finnick loves his dosh huh?
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>>6232968
Holy shit bimbo is the /worst/ fetish
Fuck off
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>>6233149
What pension.

>>6233152
Still doesn't explains how he lives under a bridge.
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>>6233187
Not that anon, but I'm super into mindbreak until it leads into bimbofication.

I like the idea of the mind struggling to keep its sanity despite the pleasure.

Once that's gone it's boring.
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>>6231835
None of the ideas called out to my soul, so I wrote something else instead

Nick signed standing in front of Judy’s door. He had had to insist that he was spending his first night on holiday with Finnick, and that he would stop by on the second. Really he was just dreading this moment. Finnick had been his friend, or at least close enough to it, for years; but Judy had never seen him like this. He rang the bell and waited. He could hear the noise inside of her rushing down to the door.

“Just a minute, I’m coming!”

The door swung open and there stood Judy, just as cute as the last time he had seen her.

She stepped aside, cleaning the doorway “Come on in, Nick! I was wondering when you’d get here!”

Nick did his best to squeeze himself and his suitcase through the doorway past Judy, who just happened to notice the snow falling outside.

“Oh, Nick, let me take your jacket, I just got this place, and I don’t want you getting water everywhere.”

Getting ready to swallow his pride, Nick undid his seemingly bulky winter jacket, sliding it off of his shoulders. With it off, it became obvious that the jacket was actually quite thin, instead what had been filling it out was fluff. Nick’s winter fluff.

Turning to Judy, he did his best to keep his usual smile, while noticing she was doing her very best not to crack up at his puffed-up appearance. Closing his eyes he sighed

“Alright fluff, get it all out now.”

Judy burst into giggles as she put the coat away “Excuse me, you’re calling me fluff right now? You look like a great big fluffy orange cotton ball. It’s adorable!”
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>>6233187
>>6233208
I'm not even sure it's bimbo. They at least have some self awareness left. This is more like tabula rasa.
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>>6233208
Honestly I find it hotter when it's less full mindbreak and mostly a change of view.
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>>6233245
I'm fond of the struggle within, a battle of the psyche persay.

That's why to an extent I'm okay with mind control, but only if you can use it to show the person trying to fight it off. Just showing someone doing your bidding is boring. Of course if the mind control makes no sense then it's stupid regardless.

Point is I agree with you, if we are in fact on the same page.
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>>6229361
I'm gonna give this a read tomorrow.
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>>6233092
>>She rolled over and cuddled her fox, easily falling asleep with her head comfortably resting on his chest.
>Judy was then jolted awake by the sound of her alarm. She smacked it as she shook the nonsensical nightmare from her head, even though she'd thankfully forgotten most of it.
>She rolled over and met her bunny, easily falling asleep with her head comfortably resting on his chest.

As wrong as this undercover mission was, she was comforted by the fact that she had completely deceived this womanizing murderous asshole.

As she drifted off to sleep, she reveled in the thought of turning Jack in with his full recorded heartfelt confession of the unsolved rape and murder from 3 years prior
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>>6233215
More?
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>>6233215
I love winter! Also
>not green
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>>6232968

Let me go ahead and green this.

>election night
>Canidae is watching the polls intently at her headquarters.
>She has a little drink, but it's all too nerve wracking.
>Finally, late at night, the results come in.
>She's won!
>Canidae letss out a squeal despite her emphasis on proper demeanor.
>Her staff, cheering, ushers her to city hall where she is sure all her supporters will be waiting.
>Instead of a large crowd, there are only a few mammals waiting for her. Hooved mammals.
>Sheep, antelope, horses. The true architects of the city and deciders of its future.
>"Congratulations, Ms. Canidae. Right this way."
>The group of larger mammals lead the wolf to the elevators, where they press the button she knows leads to the top floor.
>"I'm just so... Happy that this is finally happening."
>"So are we, Miss Canidae."
>The office is just as magnificent as she remembers. Part of her hopes she and Swinton can still be friends.
>"Have a seat, won't you?"
>Canidae beams with pride as she eases herself into the chair.
>That smile turns to a look of confusion and shock as metal cuffs clamp around her wrists.
>Her ankles are next, keeping her legs spread. Those in the room can see the lacy fabric of her panties beneath her skirt.
>"Is this some sort of prank?" She demands to know.
>The gathered prey chortle, demeaning her.
>"Don't worry your pretty little head. You wanted this chair, didn't you? You fought for it. Now you get your reward."
>A loud hum indicates some electrical activation. Canidae feels some device press on her skull from behind, and she struggles to move.
>She can't see the mammal in charge, a broad shouldered ram, turn a dial that says SLUT.
>It all happens so gradually.
>One moment she's screaming at them to let her up.
>The next she's panting softly as if she was in estrus, even though she knows better.

>>6233187

>bimbo

More of a sex mind state thing; she's a prude normally. Just wait.
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>>6233303
But what's in the Mystery Box?
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>>6233019
i mean we can post knots
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>>6233288
>As wrong as this undercover mission was, she was comforted by the fact that she had completely deceived this womanizing murderous asshole.
>
>As she drifted off to sleep, she reveled in the thought of turning Jack in with his full recorded heartfelt confession of the unsolved rape and murder from 3 years prior
Judy was then jolted awake by the sound of her alarm. She smacked it as she shook the nonsensical nightmare from her head, even though she'd thankfully forgotten most of it.

She rolled over and met her furry OC, easily falling asleep with her head comfortably resting on his chest.
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>>6233297
No more. Just wanted to write a quick fluff fic since I can't draw it

>>6233302
I was going to make the text messaging green, then I decided to go image instead
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>>6233368
>She rolled over and met her furry OC, easily falling asleep with her head comfortably resting on his chest.

But then she woke up, horny as fuck, and they banged.

The end.

INCEPTION: Furry Edition
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>>6233368
>Judy was then jolted awake by the sound of her alarm. She smacked it as she shook the nonsensical nightmare from her head, even though she'd thankfully forgotten most of it.

>She rolled over and met her furry OC, easily falling asleep with her head comfortably resting on his chest.

Judy was then jolted awake by the sound of her alarm. She smacked it as she shook the nonsensical nightmare from her head, even though she'd thankfully forgotten most of it.

She rolled on her bed embracing her pillow reminding herself she's a strong independant bunny who needs no man.
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>>6233426
'they'? 'they' who!?
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>>6233437
The OTP: Judy and the furry OC, obviously
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>>6233431
>Byron Howard was then jolted awake by the sound of his alarm. He smacked it as he shook the nonsensical nightmare from his head, even though he'd thankfully forgotten most of it.
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>>6233477
>He rolled on his bed embracing his Nick daikimakura, easily falling asleep with his head comfortably resting on Nick's chest.
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>>6233313

>"Don't you want to be a good girl?"
>>At some point, someone has undone the buttons on her blazer, and her bra is in full view.
>Canidae's tongue lolls out, she sighs gracelessly, and the scent of arousal fills the air.
>"N-no... I want to be mayor." She says through her teeth.
>The crowd smirks.
>"You've tried to lead a very respectable campaign. But that isn't what mammals want. They want you to debase yourself."
>She gasps, and her ears fall, and she struggles to keep her composure as the force of heat she fights every winter comes over her.
>Awakening lust inside a wolf is easier than it might seem.
>The room has mixed company, but she starts to care less about how she is seen or who is seeing her.
>It's a need, now, a desperate one.
>"Help me..." She pleads, thighs hot and tender.
>"What do you need, dear?" A ewe asks this, running her hoof down Canidae's arm.
>"Something between my legs!" She blurts out before a tinge of red embarrassment creeps onto her cheeks.
>"Oh, we can help you with that. What do you prefer? Knots, filthy pred that you are?"
>The sheep's touch makes her shiver. Any touch, now, seems all she can think of. Her mind races with how good it would feel just to cuddle another mammal. To love and be loved.
>But this is no ordinary sensuality. This is a need to be fucked, hard, without concern or care for the repercussions.
>"Anyone! Can anyone hold me? Touch me? Kiss me? ...Fuck me?"
>A deer pecks her cheek, and she writhes in the mayoral chair.
>"You're the people's candidate now, Canidae. Let us worry about the governance. You can worry about..."
>"Getting laid?" Canidae asks, her internal voice horrified at the words coming out of her mouth.
>This draws grins from the crowd. "Yes. You'll get laid all you ever wanted."

Done for now, wrote this mostly because someone posted a slutty(?) mind break Nick in the thread earlier and it made me think of it.
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>>6233509
100% authentic fox musk
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>>6232662
My state was called for Hillary before a SINGLE vote was counted.

Go go California.
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>>6233522
>The trip around the world to "study animals" was entirely Byron's idea
>No one else wanted to go, they had plenty of stock footage to animate with and they really wanted to ship this movie as soon as possible
>You don't say no to Byron
>They had to sit around and wait for Byron while he masturbated random animals to get AUTHENTIC musk
>"""for realism"""
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image limit
we got a new thread yet?
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>>6233657
MAKE THE THREAD GREAT AGAIN
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>>6233670
Fuck off and die you fucking piece of shit.
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>>6233701
>>6233701
>>6233701
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>>6233517
This is hot af, can't wait for more

Anybody know of other Zoot fanfics with this kind of mind control? Or with drugs.
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>>6233720
>>>/pastor/
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>>6233698
will do
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>>6233740
I dunno what this means. Kinda new to the fandom and 4chan
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>>6233820
Basically, some anons created this idea of a drug distilled from Nighthowler that would "domesticate" people
The thread fucking exploded
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>>6233820
Don't worry about asking around either, stuff like this crops up all the time, sometimes almost overnight.
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>>6233820

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7247398/chapters/16454734

Start reading up, you got a lot of OC ground to cover!
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>>6233886
>>6233932
Gotcha, thanks

So do I just comment asking for pastor stuff, or is there a pastebin/source?
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>>6234022
Funny you should ask. The pastebin in OP has some in a dedicated Pastor section.
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>>6234002
Oh hey awesome thanks!

This sounds different than the mindlessly horny MC of the greentext above (which isnt a bad thing) but while I'm asking... is there any non-pastor related stuff like that in the fandom?
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>>6234104
you could start by reading the rest of Boney_M's works



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