Zootopia General: Kind of a big dICK EditionPastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2TBooru: zoo.booru.orgZTArchive: ztarchive.comDesustorage: desuarchive.org/trashPrevious thread: archive.b-stats.org/trash/thread/6205380Current TT Theme: Noir (Submissions are due Nov. 10)More information: derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
Kind of a not-so-big dICK.
Wanted to once again thank zhan for the request.
Skye is clearly too good for him
>>6213342ain't that the truth
Bellies
>>6213669
>>6213689
Hey guys I'm back from my trip to->>6213103
>>6213753Patch is my favorite fujoshi.
>>6213489>>6213616Good shit. The deep, pit-in-the-stomach realization of having harmed someone you care about is terrifying in itself.Can hardly blame Percy for freaking the fuck out.
Jerboas are cute! CUTE!
>>6213489 >tmw you realize you have unleashed a friend's lifetime worth of repressed self-loathing in 10 minutes by getting him drunkI would say that bune and tube dude should give skunk boy a big old hug, but I don't want to be anymore of a bother, so I'll say thanks.
>>6213784yes, Jerboas are cutebut what about jerboa sized foxes?
>>6213838Not as cute as jerboas.
>>6213342no cuck please
>>6213838You guys are just making Nick smaller with every post, do you?
>>6213890yes cuck
>>6213906White foxe is for striped bune
>>6213035Kind of big dELTS (and everything else).
>>6213906anon no
>>6213893only until I get some /ss/ featuring Nick and Judy
>>6213769She just thinks boys should dress up more often.
Post all your differently sized couples.
>>6213769>tfw
>>6213922oh god
>>6213992
>>6213781Percy would never be able to properly handle a situation like that. Luckily Maxine is good at taking charge of situations like this when no one else can.It's good that Hugh doesn't drink.>>6213823If you don't mind it being sloppy, here it is.
>>6213918>>6213925you sure?
>>6213669>>6213689>Nick after he starts drinking cheap beer
If dubs I'm promoted to mod
>>6214056yes, thank you. no cuck beyond this point.
>>6213999I loved when that happend
>>6214077What about a foursome? Nick, Jack, Judy and Skye
>>6214103yumi
>>6214077
>>6214110not my cup of tea, sunshine. I mean, I get a lot of people would be onboard with it, but I personally prefer committed couples of two. inb4 incest/foursomes/cuck is pure yadda yadda yadda.TGG,having said that, don't let me stop you from posting your comic. really appreciate your stuff
>>6213689y not tho
>>6213781You can avoid it by never having any friends!
>>6213753I agree, patch, i agree.
>>6214144larger version
The spammers doing it manually
>>6214018Curse you Grivaire. I never would've wanted this fetish without you
>>6213922accurate_representation_of_fanon_judy's_strength.bun
>>6214178Friends are just as good as they are bad anon.
>>6214178Anon, I..
>>6214114You should appreciate pure species specific relations
>>6214205
>>6214251
>>6214144Ah yes, I was thinking more in every couple one of them never tried sex with us own species. They decide to do a foursome, trying every combination, same/different species, two guys on a girl and so on. Then it all ends in a big cuddlepile.
>>6214286I dunno, breadposter. Maybe tortilla the weasel, instead.
>>6214054You're too kind, Inky.
>>6214307After you
>>6213944I also vote for pedojudy
>>6214285>>6214307I actually agree with the breadposter
>>6214251>>6214259This minicomic is eggscellent, thanks Inky! (I arrived too late for the last thread, so making it up now)
>>6214378Sorry anon, it's the cuddlepile, isn't it?
>17:58:19>17:58:23Oh, goddamnit, there ARE two spammers right now, aren't there?
>>6214384>>6214326Happy to provide anons! Hearing people enjoyed what I do really makes my day better.
>>6213035ive been gone for too long someone explain the bread
>>6214481It's spam
>>6214481Jokeranon being a shitlord. Report and move on.
>>6214200I don't know if even Gettar is capable of drawing her THAT buff.
>>6214508Nah man, the Sonic fandom is still cancerous as fuck
>>6214481It's just spamming.
>hurp durp, its really 2 spammers see???Nobody is buying it.
Be sure to keep your bun warm
if dubs mods ban joker's
>gideon is spamming bread now.judy should look him up with joker and spidey
What a busy Monday.
>>6214591Nigga can you spam tlhg instead
For what purpose
>>6214603There is no other thread he spams. Its personal.
>>6214548>clawhouser>fat folds fucked>thatsmyfetish.pngWOULD BE FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING
>>6214603Nah, he's one of the posters of these threads.
4chanX saves the day again
>>6214581Mania is basically Sonic's last chance to be taken seriously as a video game franchise. The Sonic Boom cartoon is okay, but it didn't exactly get big, plus it unfortunately is tied to the awful Sonic Boom game so most people didn't care about it.Also there are comics out there that are just as as autistic if you look hard enough
>>6214562Methods can include cuddles, snuggles and warm blankets
>>6214655Yeah, when they pick a theme that isn't discussed in these threads everything falls into the filter. Still suck for mobile users, though.
Page 5 is here!
>>6214672>mfw i see this and i broke up with my gf yesterday>mfw i know that i have nobody to cuddle now
>>6214728Why you break up, man?
>>6214712>Not knowing rabbits have weak as fuck heartsBoy, Nick's an idiot
Oh hey, thanks mods.>>6214712I hope Judy is actually dead.
>>6214692Mobileposters are a blight on 4chan and deserve their suffering.
>>6214054Really liked this little sequence.
>>6214805I hope Nick fucks the body.
>>6214795we should have a follow up of spidey escaping, only to keep an eye on joker
So other than them hating comic for god knows what reason, what's the deal with these autists?
>>6214815I'm very glad!If anyone has any other 'what-if' scenarios they'd like to see, I'm in the mood to split out some sloppy quick comics. I love exploring characters in scenarios like this.
>>6214750She cheated on me
>>6214877Who knows. Autism is a helluva drug
>>6214877Who cares
>>6214883What if Percy was the bully along with Max and Hugh, attacking Clancey and his rhino and ram friend?
>>6214877They're autists.
>>6214908me
>>6214883What if Hugh was into some band other than ICP, like what if he was some Decemberists/Mumford & Sons hipster?
Posting revival comfI'm headed to bed but don't let the spammers get you down; just get 4chanX and stay happyBun and fox would want you to
>>6212195Hey Inky, thanks for fulfilling my draw request fro the other night.Though it does lead me to ask the question...
>>6215074How come whenever you draw Beaver...
>>6215086You never show his face?
>>6215095Well. Almost never.
>>6214883>what-ifWhat if Roxy didn't turn down Hugh? (Sorry to ask, but I forgot if she just didn't like him like that, or if she was gay as well).
>>6214672
>>6214805>Nick fucks the body
>>6214889That sucks man. Shit happens sometimes, and if I could I'd hug you.
Did they get b&?
>>6215108A mammal a mystery.Where did he come from?What does he want?We just don't know.
>>6214805That picture really reminds me of pic related
>>6215108Could be worse Hugh, could be a lot worse.
>>6214883I dunno, maybe people being happy.
>>6215221Thanks anon. Much love to you
>>6215403SEE NO EVIL
>>6214883Patch edging a cross-dressing Hugh by painting his dick.
>>6214924Maxine's too old to be in the same bully circle as them, but for the sake of 'what-if's I'll shrink her down a bit.It'd be hard to make it in-character, but I tried.>>6215095I thought it was funny, and I figured I'd continue the trend.>>6215110I've never explicitly said the reason why.>>6215393Hey, I draw them happy plenty!
>>6215454>I thought it was funny, and I figured I'd continue the trend.Fair enough, just curious.
>>6215454>FilenameForget the bball court! Hugh should bust out some phat beats while polecat and bun bun break dance those bullys into a 'served' induced coma!
>>6215423
>>6215046>Everything's the same except Hugh is a fucking hipster.>>6215492Honestly if they wanted to get served Hugh's the one who should be breaking out the dance moves.
>>6215492>Percy tries to deal with his bullies by doing the Cool Patrol dance.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tW0G9XWaj0
>>6215530more foxe hugging please
>>6215403Nick is Judy's favorite vixen.
>>6215454
>>6215632And I said heyHEYWhat a bunderful kinda day
>>6215632I didn't know Maxine was on Arthur in her younger years.
>>6215647that would explain A LOT
>>6215614>Barely a skunk skunk dancing instead of the cuties who have a chancePfffft
>>6214512Kissing is shipping boi
I want to hug Judy.
>>6215110>What if Roxy didn't turn down Hugh?The timeline would have been different and they would have been in a long distance relationship.Doesn't mean they wouldn't break up later, but I couldn't say that for sure either.>>6215632That bitch on the right has the same hair as me.>>6215615He'd be dead.>>6215671You don't understand.Dancing is the ONE TALENT he has.Those guys would be absolutely served.
>>6215761LEWD
>>6215671>Barely a skunk>Distant footsteps
>>6215442AnonI will come BACK to this later tonight.
>>6215628
>>6215821I meant the bune hugging the foxe, but this is fine too.
>>6215836
>>6215845YESSS you are a godsend anon.
>>6215530Thanks for brightening up my day Anon :,)
>>6215782>The timeline would have been different and they would have been in a long distance relationship.>Doesn't mean they wouldn't break up later, but I couldn't say that for sure either.I guess......but he looks so happy, regardless.
>>6215850>>6215863No problem, dudes. Just doin' what I can to cheer you guys up
>>6215845More comfy cuddly cute plz
>>6215803
>>6215878Of course he's happy. He got his dream girl! The only person he's ever loved.Not hung up on her, thinking about what might have been if things were different. Not having to hold in his feelings while hanging out with her regularly, unable to let go...Yeah. He's happy. The other problems in life are small when you are feeling lovey dovey.
>>6215913Only if you draw Patch getting "painted" by Hugh in turn.
>>6215924...You see Inky, that's why I made the request in the first place.Man, you're sadistic when you want to be.
>>6215924I just realized how dark that got so here have a comf.
>>6215961>He tries to paint her>he goes insane
>>6215783YOU CAN HUG THE BUNNY HUG YEAH
>>6215973I get carried away sometimes I'm afraid.Want something comfier? I'll give it.
>>6215990I WANT A BUNNY BUTT
>>6215629
>>6216004WHOOPS WRONG BUNE.
>>6215990Is a full body shot of Stella naked asking too much?
>>6215961You'd have to wait until tomorrow anon, I had three separate flights and an hour long drive home today. I'm already exhausted.
Quick, I need the comfiest fanfics you have /ztg/
>>6216075UNFTHANK YOU FOR BUNE BUTT
>>6216102
>>6216102Oh shit, what the fuck did I upload?
>>6216075That's some good bune butt.7/7 asses.
>>6216098As long as it's on the list, mate. As long as it's on the list.
>>6216144Fuck off please
>>6213342>>6213918is it just me, or are some people over doing the size difference between jack and skye.Like, jack is always the same size as judy, skye is always around Nick's height. but then we get these with just Jack and Skye, where the contrast is way bigger that Nick and Judy's.what world am I looking at? is Skye fox size and Jack is a puny bunlet? or is Jack Judy's size while Skye is a beastly amazon who is a full head taller than nick?
>wasn't on for a few hours because of homework>browse through thread>miss all the spamit worked out pretty well this time
>>6216144So I have to ask?Did anyone actually enjoy At Least Hell Is Warm? For real?
>>6216211Jack is a puny bunlet, which is why he overcompensates for everything.
>>6216218I don't think so.
>>6216211If anything people understate the difference between Nick and Judy. Often people draw her coming up to his shoulders, but shes much shorter than that
>>6216218I did...
>>6216218I did. It was a wild fucking ride.
>>6216095A good one? At the moment yes, but here is one that is hopefully semi-decent.>>6216105YOU'RE WELCOME.>>6216121>7 assesKEK
>>6214692and if they do pick a discussed theme they're actually producing content, so joke(r)s on them
>>6216218Personally I haven't enjoyed any of the content that wasn't pure comfy>There will never experience chapter one of Winter Snuggles for the first time ever again
>>6215442that sounds hot>>6215803I'll stay awake for it!
>>6216211It's because t̶h̶a̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶a̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶f̶e̶t̶i̶s̶h̶ no idea lol.
>>6216211well we did think she was an arctic fox a t one point, and those are longer than red foxes on average (31 to 44 inches, versus 18 to 35 for red foxes)so it stands to reason she should be taller.
>>6216098hey Patch are you on the discord?i'd discuss a thing with you about your character but im reluctant to fill up the threads with something mostly off-topic
>>6216218Not at all. Not a single line of it was in character and all the author did was use Judy and Nick as stand-ins for what was essentially a piece of original fiction; there was nothing in-character nor was their anything zootopian about the piece, save for the fact that it starred talking animals. Also it was gross as fuck. And yes, I know where I am.
>>6216338If you miss it, I can always repost it later.Don't wanna keep you up anon.
>>6216277That is a very pretty kitty.I would say that some Wildemeyer-esque comfort cuddling with her & Hugh would be nice to see with both of them, but the last time I suggested that, I got a "You tried" ribbon.
>>6216342To be honest, the height difference between Nick and Judy makes my heart-boner rock hard
>>6216400it's the perfect height difference. Large enough a difference to make for perfect cuddles, but not too large as to inhibit sex
>>6216376Maybe I can try to do something with it later, but for now lewds aren't on the table. Maybe later tonight. Likely later tonight. If not then tomorrow for sure. Fatigue is a bitch when you're trying to get shit done.Part of me was also going 'I think it's kinda funny that he's at just the right height to eat her out' with that image.
Hello trash...
>>6216413Nick has small dick. Benis in bungina fits.
>>6216422I wasn't talking about lewd or it even being a thing, just what happened when I made the suggestion last time.......Not to say that I wouldn't be opposed to either when you're up for it..>>6216436Hi, Mechanic...
>>6216436Hey Mech
>>6216436Y-you were dead!!But no, it's great to see you back
>>6216448>>6216456Wat up...>>6216459I'm still dead... I'm a spooky ghost now apparently...
>>6216436hello handsome!
>>6216370i think youll have tobeditme fo me
>>6215924>>6215786>>6215671it's
>>6216487Oh dear...... yup.... that's me...
>>6216413And they're both really attractive, too
>>6216506THE
>>6216436hello smugbun
>>6216441Nick's above average, but Judy's got the hips of a goddess so it balances out.
>>6216485>the mechanic is a ghostHold on now, you're not trying to spook me, are you?!
>>6216560HE IS NOT A GHOst, HE IS A SKELENTONEVERYONE PANIC!>>6216511What is a skeleton to fear?
>>6216506
>>6216574Silly anon, skeletons aren't real.
>>6216506the
>>6216506>>6216523>>6216653NUTSHACK
>>6214712Judy is going to wake up, and say "Gotcha" or "Nick... Don't worry I'm okay, I love you, calm down." Or if not then wew lad this time we're in for a decent edgy comic. Strap on your heelies boys and slit your wrists it's edge time.
>>6216400>>6216441While we're on topic, anyone know who made this again? I swear I recognize the style.
>"come on Nick, loosen up!">"since when do you get to be the uptight one?, it will be fine...">"well we can worry about that tomorrow, right now, let's just put some drinks in you, you can pay me back later, [spoiler] by putting something else in me... [/spoiler]>"what? I said nothing, Hey look Blueberry!"
>>6216681>His eyes are unfocused in a dazed blissI wish I could be more aroused than this.
>>6216679Man that first ones gonna happen and I'm just gonna sit here and only be mildly disappointed because the art is gonna carry the cliche ending and ESL dialogue
>>6216711fugg yesAlso I feel ya mang
sooo... A or B?
>>6216211Jack and Skye are fine, it's Judy that's usually drawn quite bigger in proportion to Nick.
>>6216839What's the blue?Actually, what is this?
>>6216690Judy no.
>>6214110
>>6216869sprite for a zootopia reskin of hotline miami 2
Here's moar>>6209595>I suspect she'd at least try. She's a big believer in the big city. I figure she'd be pushing a lot of people to go there and try new things. There'd probably be quite some relief when she actually left.>A practiced hand moved down the rough columns of figures, deftly crossing out some and correcting others with the air of a teacher marking a final assignment. They stopped occasionally to brush aside crumbs of flaky pastry that sprinkled down onto the paper as the rabbit involved consumed a cold slice of leftover pie. Occasionally small flecks of filling would also mess he report, getting smeared across it in colorful streaks. While definitely a whizz with numbers, this bunny was not the most delicate eater. It had to run in the family, Judy could make a terrible mess as well, seeing her tackle an afghan cookie was not a sight for the weak-at-heart.>"Twelve twelves are one hundred and forty four, not one hundred and sixty eight. That's your problem right there.">"But it's a hundred and twenty and-">"Twenty four, being two twelves. Not forty eight, being four twelves.">"But six sixes is-">"Thirty six, double is seventy two, double is one forty four.">Gideon sat back and tried to figure out where he'd gone wrong. He'd used a calculator for everything, surely that meant the answers had to be right? Who knew baking involved so much math? He really wished now he'd paid more attention in Mr Woolerton's class. Still at least Steve was... was it Steve? Maybe it was Jake... or Mark. It was hard to keep track of so many bunnies. Well at least he had someone to help run the numbers or he'd be totally sunk. Another grey paw snatched the paper from him, leaving conspicuous dirty prints on it. Judy scanned the sheet with her usual, almost scary speed.>"That works out better. Less than fifty dollars of expenses for a baker's dozen of baker's dozens.">"A hundred and-"cont.
>>6217079>"-sixty nine. Make it an even one seventy and you can pay your accountant with the extra.">"I'm not an accountant Jude.">"But you could be! Think of what you could earn in the big city! Come back here and awe us with your wealth!">"I think I'd rather stay here and awe everyone with my billiards skills.">"Oh come on! Live a little, seize the day! We could use your help showing the world just what kind of folk the best town there is produces.">"'We' huh? Don't tell me you really are going to drag this poor guy along? Where will I get my cinnamon rolls from if he leaves?">The older rabbit gave Gideon a look that clearly said 'She's wearing you down, isn't she?', a sort of halfhearted resignation that he'd come to expect when people dealt with Judy. And honestly, Gideon wasn't sure. Judy just made moving to the city sound so...inevitable. As if it was something that would assure him success. It was a terrifying prospect but at the same time after five minutes she could convince someone that nothing could possibly go wrong And as someone who had spent a lot of his life extremely unsure about anything going right it was awfully tempting.>And another thing to consider was that Judy herself would be there. She'd spent most of the summer badgering all and sundry to up stakes and move to the big city with her but none moreso than him. She was spending an increasing amount of time around him, apparently trying to explain to him exactly how his business could flourish. Perhaps she figured he was the only one who might actually leave, or perhaps it was something else. He'd never admit anything of course, not just because he wasn't certain but also due to the possibility that Stu Hopps might personally run him out of town. But he definitely wasn't complaining about all the interference.cont.
>>6217079I'm following this
>>6217107>"Millie Bounder. She's pretty decent herself and there's no point having two new bakeries in a town that already has four established ones. See they can enter a partnership, since they already do a lot of the same things he sets up in Zootopia and she-">"Stays here, they share supply lines, yada, yada. I do know a little about group holdings Jude, it's sort of how our entire family business works?">"Right, nice to see you agree with our decision. But really, consider joining us, I'll get lonely with no other family out there, even you are better than nothing. Now excuse me, I've got to help Tess with her scrapbooking, last chance before I go.">With that Judy shook her paw vigorously to dislodge the sticky account sheet, which fluttered to the floor, and dashed deftly out the back door. The remaining rabbit and fox watched her leave, then sat in silence for a minute or two. Gideon spoke first as his brain pointed something out.>"Our decision...?">"Yup, she's made up your mind for you.">"Uh, I'm not sure-">"Doesn't matter, your vote doesn't count. Oh well, at least try and keep her away from he rest of us. I don't know how much more I can handle. Take one for the team, you owe us that much.">Gideon smiled. It didn't sound too bad when you put it like that. He'd have to make more of an effort. That's all... for now...
>>6209478 (Dead)>>6209501 (Dead)>>6209527 (Dead)>>6209539 (Dead)>>6209573 (Dead)>>6209580 (Dead)>>6217079>>6217107>>6217136
DELET NON-WILDEHOPPSSCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6216711>those deformed eggsAny kid Judy ever puts out is gonna have the downs
>>6217237Nick's nose looks removable
>>6217237I recognize that nose.
>>6217268HmmGood thing a fox and a bunny can't reproduce
>>6217192But what about gay wolves?
>>6217356The only ship that straight, non-furries supportI know this because my normie friend asked me, in the theatre, if they were gay
>>6217192
>>6217356Why are these two so adorable?
>>6216690Drinking Judy is best Judy
>>6217413Because they were adorable in the movie. In the right artist's hands, it amplifies.
>>6217427
>>6216298>challenge accepted>>throws in towel a second later
>>6216218i enjoyed writing it; the reactions i got were gold :V
>>6217432Sly Fox
>>6216839A
>>6216102https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12143260/1/Red-BunIt's of Bunanon and Red making love
>>6216679https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5jRpUBOt_8Buns recover from heart attacks all the time. If they got a fatal attack EVERY time they were surprised or chased by predators, they'd be fucking extinct by now.
>>6217808Does anyone have the link to that fic where Bunanon gives Red a blowjob?
>>6217859That's by Boney_Mhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/7218175?view_adult=true
>>6217879A Rabbit Clan's Fox update never ever
>>6216690>be Nick>bune wants to hit the bar after work>your *ahem* old career, made you no stranger to bars, but the habits it cultivated were more toward spending as little, and staying as sober, as you could without anyone noticing you weren't joining in the fun>not unwinding> but... you can't bring yourself to say no when Judy grabs your hand and looks up with those big eyes, and curls her lip like she might cry...> if you looked like her you'd have owned the whole city years ago.>so you find yourself at the bar "come on Nick, Loosen up!">your mask must be slipping,>"Sorry carrots, I just never felt the appeal of something that makes you dizzy and slow. seems like more trouble that it's worth"""since when do you get to be the uptight one?, it will be fine...">she grabs you by the elbow and pulls you over to a table, then runs off to the bar to get the first round.>in a way you know she's right, you just nearly out right said you don't like it because it makes you vulnerable, but you're supposed to be getting past that now.> so you drink a little faster than usual while Judy breathlessly recounts all of the office gossip you've been avoiding learning for the past few weeks.>maybe alot faster, as before long you break your other old habit and start buying your share of the rounds!continued...
>>6217895Hold hope Anon, hold hope...
http://baronpuddinsplace.tumblr.com/post/152888321266/a-work-in-progress-but-its-still-pretty-funny-had
>>6215782>"Hugh! We have a baby now, get off that pole and help me raise him. You can't dance all your problems away!"
>>62162180/10It was alright I guess
>>6218105>-IGN
>>6218026So does everybody want to fuck Nick?
>>6218172You don't?
>>6218172you dont?
>>6218188>>6218209>>6218242You don't?
>>6218047YOU CAN'T TELL HIM WHAT TO DO.HE'S A PEACOCK. YOU GOTTA LET HIM FLY.
>>6218188>>6218209>>6218242>Implying I don'tI want Nick more than any of you know
>>6218263
>>6218303Are you fucking ready to throw down?I will beat your ass raw to claim this precious cinnamon bun
>>6218172I'm more of a Judy centric anon, but Nick's not off the table
>>6218303Also, I was asking about the context of the picture but you guys were probably just meming
>>6218363Um, I was going for the fox.
>>6218495And so am I.Nut up and fight me, f𝒶ggot.
>>6217136Lookin forward to it.
>>6218604C:
>>6218532You said that you wanted the cinnamon bunJudy is cinnamon bun, not Nick
>>6217907Whoo ho, my first work to hit the character limit.>"woah, Carrots, slow down. Not sure I brought enough cash to last all night.""don'shoe worry 'bout it, Occam prep perd" [don't you worry about it, I came prepare]>she says as she pulls out her wallet, and smugly shows you a wad in the "Lion & Lamb! how drunk did she plan to get!" range." I kin spot ya" [I can spot you]>"I don't like owing friends moneys..." you say, feeling a sudden flash of paranoia that she has some devious plan for the rest of the night""well wilkin worr 'bout that tomorrow," [well we can worry about that tomorrow], r'now, less jus' duh sum shots, [right now, let's just put some shots in you] you car par me bur lur [you can pay me back later], bip usumel ima [???]> "... what?""I sid.... nothing>then she jumps um on the table and points toward the bar"hey look, blueberries!">... and hops away in hot pursuit, apparently.>she returns moments later with a bottle of tequila, having apparently forgotten or given up on the phantom bluberries, and two shot glasses of modestly differing size.>that's good, used to be she'd take the same size glass as Wolford or Clawhauser, blissfully trusting that you would carry her to her appartment and tuck her in to her creepy pile of plush bunnies.>which she would swear up and down was perfectly normal and she didn't get your issue with it.>suddenly the tequila bottle is much emptier and everything gets blurry... >you remember leaving the bar with a very energetic ball of warm fur clinging to your shoulder.>then a conversation with judy's neigbors where you informed them they should consider themselves lucky that a pair of sworn police officers were the first in the city discover that they don't lock their door at night.>then helping judy reach a top shelf where she kept two small bottles, one of carrot shnaps, and one of blueberry...>then blackness
>>6218624>not Nick>im-fucking-plying
>>6218680Judy, you are the cinnamon bun
>>6218720Th-that's a pretty crazy assumption you're making, anon
>>6218632>sum shotsRead that as cum shots god dammit.
>>6218632And then...?
what would happend if humans magically managed to connect our world to zootopias?discuss
>>6218874Optimistically, uneasy peaceCynically, war with humanity the victor
>>6218874Now ain't that a familiar sight.
>>6213103Someone x-ray this shit
>>6218874Enslavement. Furries will boy their desired zootopians as sex slave. Our scientist will use them as test subjects.
gg
>>6218947but,wouldnt PETA,hippies and other such moralfags be against it and protest?
>>6218890>>6218947You act as if we both aren't on the same technological level. Also,>implying humanity would go to war as one>implying any aliens (war of the worlds types notwithstanding) would declare war on the planetBoth us and the animals are smart enough to know that humanity should not be treated as a single entity. Now Zootopia teaming up with NATO or something similar, I could see.
>>6219009>getting pigs to help fight ISIS
>>6219009>zootopia teaming up with NATO to fight the common threat of Russia and the united soviet polar stateswew
>>6218874I really like this question because it brings up a lot of interesting points. I would think we could integrate into society with ease, considering our preexisting society we live in. We might be stereotyped after the reveal of what we eat in our world, hunting, and the other very violent things we do as a species. But we would be okay in a society like that.This actually brings up a few good questions:1. Because all animals are brought to sapient intelligence, would humans comparatively be prey or preds?2. On what level is Zootopia militarily armed?3. How in the ever-loving name of fuck would we explain furries, our dumb animal equals, and the fact that there's a movie about one of the ZPD officers and the Bellwether Scandal?4. Would we be considered strange-looking?
>>6218874Back to this again, huh?
>>6219091>Anon in Zootopia>Humanity: Fuck YeahI want mlpg to go and stay go
>>62190461. I don't really know, probably very strange preds, but preds nonetheless2. Hard to say but probably similarly to America's3. Furries are of least importance, earth animals could be explained as similar to fish or insects, and we'd explain the movie the same way they'd explain their movie about humans4. Considering that they're used to seeing radically different species and treating them as equals, probably not
>>6219046>Because all animals are brought to sapient intelligence, would humans comparatively be prey or preds?humans are natural predators,even when we are on the same level of intelligence with other animals we are a force to be requened with due to our natural sadism and cruelty,were we lack in phisical strenght we make up in pure bloodthirst>On what level is Zootopia militarily armed?probably not that well armed,after all,their cops use trancs instead of gunsthere was an anon a few days ago that argued that animals being of all shapes and sizes would be able to take a lot more bullets than a human,so they abbandoned guns altogether for sharp needles and poison/tranquilizer >How in the ever-loving name of fuck would we explain furries, our dumb animal equals, and the fact that there's a movie about one of the ZPD officers and the Bellwether Scandal?i would suspect that,if they did exist,their version of disney would have made some sort of movie based on our world,maiby ww2,maiby the current political campaign,who knows>Would we be considered strange-looking?i dont think sohumans arent the only furless species,pigs,rhinos and elephants have no fur either,and rabbits seem to have flat,round heads as well
>>6219112I really fucking hate how so many foolish anons treat humanity as a single entity. "Humanity" would never declare war on a nonthreatening alien race. And they wouldn't either since they're an animal version of us. This goes for MLP and Zootopia
>>6219091i really like this hypothetical situation and would love to see more fanfiction about it
We need more fluffy huggables
>>6218632>it is morning and you have a pounding headache.>you don't want to open your eyes, sure from the lumpy SOMETHING you feel under you that you aren't in your home.>you curse yourself, you tried to break away from the habits of your old job, and you stumbled tail first into another stereotype, the fox sleeping in a pile of garbage.>every muscle in your body tenses as a thought strikes you. if you couldn't make it home, you couldn't help judy home! she must be...> you start to relax as bits of memory return. you remember Bucky and Pronk being quite rude when you miscounted doors on your way down the hall, so you and officer fluff made it to here building, her hallway even!>secure in the knowledge that you've only shamed yourself, and not killed your friend, you take a deep breath, preparing.>...>easily the most pleasant smelling garbage pile you've ever heard of...>you open your eyes and are greeted by an interior wall, at least you managed to find a roof to sleep under.>wait a minute...>this wallpaper is familiar...>you look down and your suspiscions are confirmed. as you see a leap of button eyed homunculi>your mind races again, what did you do? what did you SAY? >...what could you have said?>stop being crazy, judy probably just took the couch...>...does she have a couch?>a floor mat then? slept in thte shower? surely you couldn't have gambled your friendship without obsessivly planing the perfect date... that sounds stupid now that you say it...>besides, if you did, it must have worked!... Must!... Brightside!>you clear your head with a shake, and become aware of the sound of breathing, she really is right next to you.>you smile, you'll make this work. you turn over, ready to see your angelic bunny's face...>shit...>pic related.The end
>>6219317Do ears count
>>6219317I'd buy a Percy doll at the drop of a hat if such were available. Can I please request some links to Pack Street gay shipfics? I'm having dificulty winding down for the night.
>>6219338They fluffy? They huggable? Then ya!>>6219356Me too Anon, so cute. Don't have any links or green captures... sorry Anon.
>>6219356H-Here I go...http://pastebin.com/thxPJuZgThough it's not (very) lewd
>>6219320That was an unsatisfying ending. (though humorous. The rest was great.)Disappoint.
>>6219380
>>6219356>>6219317If Clancy were real he would probably be able to make you a few.Too bad he's not, and also a jerk.
>>6219616If he won't make our fluffy huggables then he'll BE OUR FLUFFY HUGGABLE! If he were real...
>>6219616>also a jerkHe needs to be taught manners through the means of a good dicking. By the skunk.
>>6219164One of our resident writefags has a story vaguely similar to thi idea, except it's been switched around; instead of human in zootopia, it's bunny on Earth. It's a pretty good read.
>>6219501the sad thing, I wrote the rest of it for the sole purpose of using that ending. I originally saved that picture, weeks ago, because that punch line hit me and I couldn't come up with a setup.but yeah, I lost something after "button-eyed homunculi" everything after that I was straining to come up with.
>>6219320>>6219501Yeah, I was a little confused initially. THAT'S OKAY THOUGH. >>6219380Fluff n blush.
>>6219437>>6219437Hey, if this is Otterly -I'd already read this fic, gladly reread it. I really like the casual, easy manner of the dialouge you write, it fits Pack Street beautifully.I just wanted to say that your Avo n' Remmy and Anneke n' Remmy fics were what inspired me to write for this general. They had incredible characterizations. I wanted to write something that emotionally involving, that made you feel for the characters that strongly. Thank you so much for writing!I'm sorry for the late response, I was minding the bottle more than the thread...
>>6219662can i request the link?
>>6219639Just for you anon.>>6219646Another for the list I guess!
>>6219692You're very kind Inky, such a cute little guy.
>>6219664I liked it. Have your well-deserved (You)>>6219320
>>6219691Oh, sure, sorry about that., though I posted it. been having trouble posting these last few minuteshttp://archiveofourown.org/works/8154437/chapters/18687605
>>6219722no worries,thanks
>>6219679Oh my god holy shitThank you so much, dude! I hope you're happy drinking and not sad drinking
Who here's going to bed? Cause I am!Let's all go to bed together.Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads. I hope you learn something you never knew before, and that you use what you learned to do something you never thought you'd do.
Anyone taking requests? If it's not too much trouble, could I have a Finnick eating a softserve icecream cone?
>>6219774Have a good night mr slutty bun. I hope you find someone soon.
>>6219774nighty night bundream of knots
>>6219774night VR, dream of fuzzy wuzzy critters!
>>6219320>>6219664Sorry dude, But at least it was good up until then.Seriously, You ain't bad at this.You just listened to your fantasy.Got caught up in the landslide.no escape from this reality.
>>6215442Let's see if I can do this justice.4chan is moving slow as shit for me tonight damn.
>>6219847Inky, you just freaked me the fuck out with that red.Made it look like Patch cut off Hugh's dick.I have CERTAIN pictures autofiltered here for that exact reason.
>>6219847>Patch>InkyThe fujoshi squad. They're unstoppable now.
>>6219847>>6219910I get it's because of the heart shape, and after the scare, it's sexy.The thumb just gave off an illusion.
>>6219910Sorry. I guess the thumbnail DOES make it look like his dick's gettin' chopped.Red is just his color!>>6219926Yeah. My bad.Or maybe it's just Patch's wicked intent. I'm certain she's in cahoots with something unholy.>>6219917Anon I ship straight and lesbian shit too.Dicks are just fun to draw.
>>6219932What about some Al+V lewd?
>>6219982speaking of, do you think v has taken the knot yetal's a pretty big guy
>>6219932>I ship straight and lesbian shit tooNever said you didn't.Now that I think of it, tell us, what are your fetishes?You seem to like dem crossdressing guys
>>6219995She's engaged.Of course she has.The real question is why no one has drawn it yet.
>>62199954(you)
Actually finished it
>>6220048dunno why, but this makes me think of The Ninth Gate
>>6220048I want to do lewd things to this fox. I mean, more so than usual.
>>6219982>>6219995>>6220027Interestingly, we've avoided lewding Al and Velvet.It could be that their love seems more romantic than lustful.
>>6220063Romance is nice, but lust can be the spice of life, Inky.I honestly want someone showing the Big Bad Wolf tied together with his (soon to be) blushing bride.Also, wubba lubba dub-dubs.
>>6220048I wish we would have seen Nick in more causal clothes like this>>6220056Alec always draws very sexy Nicks
>>6220048That is a good looking Nick, but his hipster glasses enrages and confuses me.
>>6216376Here is a thing.>>6219998Oddly a lot of fetishes came from this place. Crossdressing isn't a big one for me on average, but I seem to draw it here a lot. I think it seems to 'fit' if that makes sense.I really like anything having to do with oral, which is probably why I draw a lot of it. Making out is a HUGE thing with me, but I'm shit at drawing it.Not gonna lie, I'm also big on humiliation, so anything that plays into that. That seems to blanket into a lot of fetishes.I have a lot of fetishes actually, but these are ones I like to work with most often.>>6219982I don't like V that much, so I'm not interested in drawing her lewd. I probably will in the future, though. I don't doubt it at all. Just not at this moment.Plus I have other lewds I still need to do. That plus a lack of interest in V kinda puts it on the backburner. Still think it'll happen eventually.>>6220048That's a damn fine Nick.>>6220081>InkyThat wasn't me.
Does anyone know the artist source for this one?
>>6220169That is really cute. After some of the stuff he's been shown through (even if it's not necessarily canon), it's nice seeing skunk boy being in a secure embrace.>That wasn't me.Oops. Sorry, the picture led me to assume.
>>6220048looks /fa/
>>6220169>Oddly a lot of fetishes came from this placeThis is not odd, it will be strange the opposite.So oral fixation and humiliation? I will keep that in mind>>6220191Look at the filename. Artists use their original, so they should be recognizable>>6216376
>>6220191I'm sure he gets plenty of hugs.From his mom.
>>6220343>No honkDisappointing
>>6220356Anon that's the image where the honk joke started.
>>6220257Inky had just recently been posting with her art, I saw the pic she did of Al & V, it is past 2 where I am.Also, cheeky.
>>6220360Well now I feel foolish
>>6220383>>6220383>>6220383New bread
>>6215193Well, it's not often you stumble upon a new fetish on the internet (inducing your own death for necrophilia), but here I am.
>>6219320Epilogue?
