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Zootopia Thread: OTP Edition

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>>5943448
Avo x Remmy is true OTP you shite
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>>5943475
Charlie/Remmy you fuking cunt
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>>5943448

>OTP
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>>5943022
>How would that even fucking work?
It wouldn't. You trust someone enough to give them a gun and the right to use force when needed, give them training to subjugate and combat other, maintain non-lethal and lethal weapons correctly and even to murder someone, but also have to put a collar to make sure he doesn't go around killing anyone?

I didn't read the whole thing, but does it specify he is on the force?

>>5943463
Everyone can get shot. Although fuckindumbverse rules can justify wasting money, time, raising social unrest and whatnot to make sure nobody gets attacked, commonsenseverse would rule that it would be a better idea to simply get the one shooting people.
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Hey, I have a question, please excuse my ignorance but...

What "AU" means?
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>>5943482
>>5943475
Remmy x Betty you fucks.
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>>5943517
Alternative Universe
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>>5943517
Alternate Universe.
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>>5943448
I like to ship her with one of her tiger dancers.
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>>5943517
Alternative Universe.

Its stuff like:
Collar universe
Judy is Dead
And all that stuff
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http://pastebin.com/2Kvrdm5Z

http://pastebin.com/28bvxUZq

Posting my trash at the top of a thread for visibility. Last time before I edit them and work on the next bits. I'm a slut for constructive criticism.

Synopsis: grimdark, snek, everyone has a real bad time.
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>>5943517
I think it means alternate universe
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>>5943531
>>5943532

TY!
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>>5943513
That probably doesn't help the ones who actually do get mauled, does it? And certainly not the predator when he regains his sanity and hears what he's done.
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>>5943517
Autism Use

Any story with AU tag basically mean it will be a cringy autismfest that you will wish you were dead right after.
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>>5943517
this
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>>5943542
>her with one
>one
>ONE

You are supposed to ship them with all of them!
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>>5943558
Yes, but does it help wasting resources on collars and setting 'preds going savage' as normal occurrence? How do cops help the city? When someone commit a crime, it doesn't help that they solve and put the person behind bars, it certainly doesn't help the guy who had his kid run over. Better collar everyone!

I mean, unless you are being serious, then holy shit.
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>>5943571
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>>5943601
Just imagine a coordinated attack on 10 predators on Savannah Central. It would be a bloody massacre, no doubt about it. In the movie the city of zootopia just got REALLY lucky that nobody died.
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>>5943627
It would be a bloody massacre with prey with guns as well. I don't see where you're going with this, this isn't protozoot where nobody knows Nighthowlers.
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>>5943573
>Not wanting Gazelle in a loving pred/prey relationship.
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>>5943542
not bad idea

>>5943573
"le orgy lel" is an overused cliché. Imagine if she dated one of the tigers and others were going green with envy and tried to fuck up, let's call him Jeremy, so they'd try to bully Jerry out of the job.

Will their relationship prevail or will the tiger have to find a job in a private security company?

Also, giving the tigers personalities would be a nice things to do.

Say, one is a vidya nerd and has no life, another has shattered dreams of becoming a big city star (and can actually still sing quite well), other is there for he job and one is a meatheat to likes to FUCKING LIFT ALL DAY ERRY DAY.

This stuff writes itself and is infinitely more interesting than just another group porn fantasy.
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>>5943707
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>>5942991

This fanbase was so much better without these things.I loved the movie and never cared about how and who makes movies but then artbook and documentary showed up and it completely threw me off.

there was concept art picture with collared right above Jared and Byron at D23 Expo 2013 and no one questioned it.Trust the directors, they say...

If this is how Disney make progressive movies they can forget about my money, should keep it under the lid.

Eh, who cares.
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>>5943723
But group porn fantasy fits her so much. Try everything kids.
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>>5943759
if that floats your boats that's fine, it's more of an either or thing.

I personally like Bogo and Gazelle ship. It's even funnier if you accept the highschool nick x gazelle ship headcanon.
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>>5943627
I still refuse to believe that no one died. Three months of preds going savage, either a pred would be killed in self-defense or a pred would kill someone. There were 27 attacks in a single week, our of three months.
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>>5943795
>bore doomed to snekverse

truly the worst of fates. no wonder chumpy left.
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>>5943792
It's a disney movie and I think someone dying would make the severity of the event too high, Bellwether would go for someone plotting and using fear to a murderer who smile at it, even on the "I won't kill you, he is" Judy doesn't get much as of a scratch inflicted by a tusk on the ground.
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>>5943792
it's left ambigous because it's a disney movie. it's highly likely there were casualities, though you can't really expect to be brought up in gory details.

From the legal standpoint though I'm curious how these cases would be resolved? Accidental murder? Still, I suppose the predators who killed or maimed someone would need to change their name and probabl move elsewhere. Not to mention possibly struggling with feelings of guilt for the rest of their lives.

Damn, I suppose there could have been a spike in suicides after the nighthowler incident.
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>>5943791
Bogo struck me as someone much older than the rest of the force. Someone in his upper 40s to mid 50s. While Gazelle is somewhere in her late 20s early 30s. Age gap would just be to great.

Plus I'd like the think she also hires the Tigers as security.
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>>5943792
Also, with all the protests and animosity, there must have been attacks against pred businesses and homes, as well as clashes with police
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>>5943701
Imagine you have a city where you have daily nighthowler shootings from a prey-group which wants preds and prey to be segregated. What would you do as a city council? Yield to the demands, or rather try to come up with a solution that would incapacitate a savage animal on the spot?
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>>5943836
You do realize the request would be round all preds, mass produce a new piece of technology, get approved through several hoops rather than simply go after the prey-group.

A city that has daily Nightholwer shootings has way more problems than just savage preds.

Actually, nevermind, you win, this makes perfect sense. Fanfics go with rule of cool so I'm just being a poopy head trying to make sense of it. Now I fully understand what everyone felt on the Zootopia initial showings.
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>>5943923
bitch let nick fuck her little sister, fuck her
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>>5943923
They're both are.
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>>5943927
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>>5943475
>>5943482
>>5943524
Why not all three you plebians
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>>5943879
Thx for making me feel what ppl feel when trying to justify crappy logic.
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>>5943792

There was that caribou, who ended up in critical condition.
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>>5943826
I'd assume that if preds killed while under Night Howler from Bellwether, it would be the same as pleading Insanity and would not be held guilty for their actions.

Suicides would just be one part of it all. How would pred parents feel during this time, the idea that they could go savage and accidently kill their own children? Friends killing their prey friends, and their families blaming them; "If they weren't friends with a pred, they would still be here!"
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>>5943513
>but does it specify he is on the force?
Page 3 of the comic, Nick states he's partners with Judy at the ZPD

http://hyenatig.deviantart.com/journal/About-HBB-s-ending-641398321
>To answer some basic questions in advance: Bellwether happend and was arrested - a new mayor followed later on, collars have been there way before Bellwethers tenure(with more regulations than only pred/prey), Nick in fact became a cop after helping Judy to solve the night howler case as the con artist he used to be.
More specific questions like how Nick could become a "collared cop" do have reasons, but will be explained as soon as a potential sequel will happen. I've thought a lot about the setting and I think I found a fair compromise for all of this.
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>there is a NSFW version of this on patreon
If no pawpads, I'd be really tempted to get it
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>>5943994
You sir are truly a man of reason.
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>>5944072
It can have reasons, but it is fucking stupid, as I already specified on my post.

I think the dumbest thing is making this part of Hello Bunnyburrow rather than a new unrelated comic. Fucking lmao.
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>>5944089
>pawpads
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>>5943791
source of image?
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>>5944099
yeah. definitely should have been a separate comic/project from Hello Bunnyburrow. It was such a nice light-on-angst heavy-on-fluff comic, right up until the collar went on.
If I had been following the artist, I couldn't hit the unfollow button fast or hard enough.

No offense to the people that like Collared Zootopia/Zistopia/whatever you want to call it. But I'm very glad the film went through such a heavy revision and the final is the version we got to see from start to finish. The collar concept is so fundamentally broken to pull of well, and would have taken decades to be pulled off well enough that the audience wouldn't leave the theater asking a million questions.
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>>5943945
You're right, those blueberry pies do look pure. Too bad they were made by that toddlet
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Remmy/Avo?
Remmy/Betty?
RemmyCharlie?

What if... Pack Sharing Policy.
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>>5944196
>pure toddlet
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>>5944213
>Remmy/Avo?
>Remmy/Betty?
>RemmyCharlie?

Rem×ABC?
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>>5944191
It's not even about collars or anything. I mean, there are series that come with a massive fucking mood change that makes people fucking freak out like they've seen their first episode of Happy Tree Friends, but they manage to do it correctly by hinting that those things exist, this came out of nothing, like suddenly "hey here's your collar", it comes off more comical than anything.


It's like Weaver ended BSP with Judy coming to Nick and saying "That you said, you wanted to be with me... you mean it?" "I do, Carrots. Now help me with my collar we need to be with the Snake ambassador by eleven else secret agent Jack Savage will get angry".
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>>5944235
Whoa
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>>5944213
Remy=Gary Stu
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>>5944257

everyone wants the ram slam, anon.
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>>5944250
Oh, it's totally about the collars for me.


But yeah, the tweest was dumb
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>>5944227
he's pure, alright.

pure shit.
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>>5944272
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>>5944250
It is a lot of time since I have seen such a splendid example of Cerebus Syndrome

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CerebusSyndrome
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>>5944272
>pure shit
Still better than you Anon.
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>>5944235
>Charlie is third in NATO
>Avo and Betty are just replacements for Alpha and Bravo
WEAVER KNEW ALL ALONG, HE IS PLANNING ON US HAVING TO PICK!
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singles shitpost
dubs or higher confess my sins
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>>5944293
anon, that's salt
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>>5943448
>Had a dream last night where I was a kid on a live 90's Disney show
>They announce me as the winner of the "Make the next Disney Movie" contest
>The show host, where they talk about Disney this, Disney that, all with a kid audience, comes up to me and leads me to the stage
>"So anon, where does this new Disney movie take place in?"
>"It's a big city with animals that act like people."
>She laughs
>"So like Robin Hood?"
>"No, because, it's only mammo- mammals and they're different heights."
>Her tv show grin wavers
>"So what is this movie about?"
>"A girl named, uh, Judy, she wants to become a cop, but she's a rabbit, so nobody in the cops thinks she should be there. Then she gets a fox, named Nick, and they, uh, Nick's a crimin- con artist, and they solve crime."
>At this point, the woman is no longer smiling
>She is glaring right at me
>"How do you know about Zootopia?"
>"I'm from the future."
>Everything fades to black
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>>5943994
>Avo and Charlie hold Remmy down while Betty pulls his shorts off.
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>>5944319
Please shippost babies
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>>5944367
okay
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>>5944364

no way, anon
obviously avo and betty hold him down, charlie is too small
she's the one who strips him with the dexterity of a pickpocket
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>>5944367
>Non-canon babies
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>>5944386
im gon put a canon bby in ur buttputt lil kukboi
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>>5944385
I like how this anon thinks
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>>5944385
Betty forces his head between her thighs, Avo grabs his legs, and Charlie removes the shorts.
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>>5944402
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>>5944423

and then they force him to pleasure them while forcibly pleasuring him until his body is trained to react with arousal and not resist, right?
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singles stop being a piece of lazy shit and draw
odds stop being a piece of lazy shit and draw
dubs stop being a piece of lazy shit and draw
0 stop being a piece of lazy shit and draw
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>>5944449
get to drawing.

>inb4 its FF
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>>5944449
if dubs be a lazy piece of shit
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>>5944426
>still no edit where he shoves her into the World Trade Center
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>>5944449
rolling, but adding my own rule: if post ends in a number, everyone in the thread except me gets cucked (by me)
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>>5944492
>Still no edit where the scene where she lands is replaced with a video of a bunny being gently placed on the ground
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>>5944513
if this post ends in any number everyone gets uncucked and all further rolls are invalid forever
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>>5944440
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>>5944533
dubs confirms
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>>5943448
RemmyxBetty best OTP furever!!!!!
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>>5944533
if trips mods ban zootopia
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>>5944566

dubs don't count, sorry anon
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Evens chicken
Odds beef
Dubs fish
Trips become breathanarian
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>>5944597
BEEF
IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNERNERNEKRNEJRNEJRNEJRNKEK
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/ztg/, do you have an ambition? A drive? Something that motivates you and pushes you onward?
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>>5943791
This is god damn adorable
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>>5944597
Making this Zootopia related:
How much of Zootopia's food production has to take into account specific diets?
I remember reading that certain cat species go blind without the right vitamins, and some foods are toxic to one species that are staples for others.
Likewise, I bet there are traditional meals that target mammals like koalas or pandas. Are they niche industries? Or do larger companies make "kosher" alternatives?
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>>5944629
No, all I have to push me onward is jealousy and hate.
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>>5944629

Yes.

It's you, anon.
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>>5944629
nope
i've completely replaced all hopes of having any motivation with shitloads of shitposting that derail and ruin the threads

so that's fun i guess
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>>5944629
Avoidance of existential dread. You don't question your place in the universe if you busy yourself with work.
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>>5944660
>How much of Zootopia's food production has to take into account specific diets?
without going autistic and researching specific diet, just handwave it as "evolution lol". it's easier and lets you focus on the actual story
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Fukkin' hell, I feel like this is whining, and I'm sorry, but: does anyone have an ideas how to get my bullshit chickenscratch more noticed and feedbacked on? I'm using it to shake the rust off the writing gears and I need criticism to improve. I've gotten three really good pieces of feedback, but it seems like it gets skipped over every time I post it.
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>>5944726
writing is not art
you're wasting your time
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>>5944676
anon, I..

>>5944726
can I ask you to share some of your art please?
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>>5944629
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>>5944726
write more, use different ideas, make more stories; eventually, one will pull someone's interest
>>5944739
all means of expression are art, friend
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>>5944660
I feel like one of two things is the case:

1: Due to prey and predator not fighting one another, thus causing a need to share the same food and/or resources, nearly every specie's dietary needs has changed over the course of thousands of years to the point that any food can be eaten by any animal. Obviously preferences are made, but there's no overarching dietary necessity.

2: Restaurants offer all food to all animal types, just adding or substituting ingredients to accommodate dietary requirements
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>>5944750
except noone reads fanfiction anymore
it's pointless to continue writing it
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>>5944660
Foxes also get their shit fucked up if they don't get taurine, and that pretty much only exists in meat. Nick can't be a pure vegetarian. Well these days he could use supplements but whatever.
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>>5944741

is thiss'n >>5943548

>>5944739
pic related
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>>5944761
o shit, don't tell ff.net and ao3 that
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>>5944726
Just make sure you shill with an image. It's more likely to get noticed if you include an image.
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>>5944761
Officer content, in a false moustache and glasses, tries a different tactic today.
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>>5944777
the majority of fanfic are fucking cancer anyways
why bother with any website that does nothing but concentrate it into one place?
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>>5944741
>anon, I..
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>>5944791
Good advice. Do you suppose begging a drawfag for an image is worth the time, or should I google image search "unhappy meerkat"?
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HAPPENING
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>>5944792
>i'm not going to give you an example of why you're wrong
>i'm going to dismiss your opinion, point at you and call you officer content for the umpteenth time

is this what they mean when they say these threads are a fucking hugbox?
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>>5944794
...he said, on /trash/, in a thread between the Erotic Roleplay thread and one about pictures of women shitting.
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>>5943548
>>5944769

Right, shilling 101

>use a picture because I genuinely missed your post
>give a short synopsis (this is story about my zoosona jerking to the sounds of dishwasher tee hee sorry for shilling shala had a nice day"

plus for short stories I think it's best doing greentexts - I will admit I hardly read stuff on pastebin at all, but I hardly omit greens.


Further, you can leverage of your other greens, especially if they get capped.

>oh hey, I wrote about x and y, if you like it, here is another short story - please give feedback
>attached picrelated.jpg

I wonder if heavyanon is around because normally I'd recommend comic but he's very busy recently. Candidae also does blindreads, though I'm not sure if she does reviews as well?
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>>5944726
Sure, man, no worries. There are roughly two aspects of writing you might want to focus on, however.
The first is the creative part; how to form ideas, develop a sense for which ideas are good/which idead people like, how to shape/refine these ideas into concrete things that you can use for later. Writing short greentexts is a nice way to practice this. ..It's kind of like a flowing literary brainstorm call-response kind of thing where you get your ideas evaluated by seeing how the thread reacts.

The other aspect is the writing itself; proper prose, elegance in the lyrical, correct grammar (or at least not too artsy or anything like that), etc.
Training this is kind of fun.. You just need to find an idea that you yourself like, and work on it.. Type it up into something (and DON'T think that it should be perfect the first time you write it - you'll end up sitting there without writing a single line), and rework it until it gets the form of something you like. There's this feeling you get when you read some stuff you've written, and feel that it's a really great piece. Feels great, and it motivated you to practice further.
Anyway, write stuff and read through your own stuff over and over, reworking it until it feels/flows really nice.
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>>5943826
>>5944042
I'd normally say diminished capacity but yes, this is induced insanity. No jury in the world would convict them.
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>>5944837
i don't visit any other threads besides zooptoops though
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>>5944844
>I'd recommend comic but he's very busy recently
He seemed to have nothing but free time. What is he busy with?
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>>5944629
Nope, no matter how much I look for one. Well truth be told, I did find one cause, which I admire and think the world needs and I would love to serve, if it weren't for the fact that it's dead as disco.
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>>5944835
because you're not even wrong. raise a valid point if you want to have a discussion

>nobody reads fanfics
is like saying "nobody watches TV anymore"
nobody reads books
nobody creates content
can you see why it's considered bait? Tone down your radicalism and we can have a conversation.
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>>5944835
It's not the responsibility of the respondent to prove the claimant wrong with evidence if the claimant doesn't provide evidence to begin with.

Source it, boyo. "No one reads fanfiction." Find a way to prove that shit. I'll wait, here in the thread where a Pack Street shipping war is happening.
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>>5944844

>not sure if she does reviews

I do, anon.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXU8ErKC98KawU-XwxndeeA

I'm a bit backed up at the moment too, unfortunately.
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>>5943994
>Why not all three
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>>5944900
>Betty holding his arms behind his back while Charlie and Avo lather his cock with saliva.
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>>5943548
One thing I noticed in the second fic is you use the phrase "a square foot of cloth between them". I get that you're trying to say that both are incredibly scantily clad, but it also sort of sounds like there's a solid brick of cotton physically separating them. Maybe say something like "their clothing taking up less than a square foot" or something.

I'm not a good critic; it's just one line I kind of had to double-take on.
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>>5944883
Admit it, the cause you're talking about

...is DISCO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz7sDHCITe0
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>>5944885
>>5944887
i'm sure any fic writer can tell you how low their hit count is on any website they upload to

and public pastebins don't count for about 50 hits, those are just bots trying to scan for doxxing info
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>>5944900
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>>5944844
Much obliged for the advice, but I've never been able to pull off greens. Can't bang my writing style into the right shape, always comes out like shit.
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>>5944883
what is love?
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>Heavy and Clunk are ded
>Comic and Canidae are busy
If anyone wanted to make a name for themselves, there seems to be a demand for editors.
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>>5944925
>And Avo steps away, and comes back a moment later with two strapons.
>He can feel Betty's grip on him tighten.
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>>5944949
>but I've never been able to pull off greens
take greentext requests now.
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>>5944945
"I swear, it's true. Ask anyone. It's not my responsibility to educate you, shitlord."

Nice try, Offy-C. Better luck next time.
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>>5944816
If you can get someone to draw something then go for it. You never know, you might get lucky if someone takes requests. But otherwise, any image is better than nothing.
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>>5944629
source of image?
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>>5944945
I feel pretty good about my hit count actually
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>>5945007
>porn
>fic
Ya ok
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>>5945007
but anon NOBODY READS FANFICS GEEZ
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>>5945007
Naw, that hit count is fake. Fabricated. An illusion!
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>>5945018
>goalposts
>moved
ya ok
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>>5945018
fol rol de ol rol
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>>5945018
>written by fan about preexisting universe
>is prose
What is a fanfic
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>>5945036
it's time to stop posting.
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>>5944977
from the pastebin:

http://pastebin.com/Za7iJbAA : 59 (+50 bot)
http://pastebin.com/gxf9kPwE : 69 (+50 bot)
http://pastebin.com/adbWRk6y : 112 (+50 bot)

also one by none other than canidae herself:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7931737 : 130
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Zootopia Discord

https://discord.gg/0ws5bqe0Ne0g8TNG
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>>5944934
>two tigers on either side of a perfectly cubic block of wool

>they dicks touchin in the the middle

Put in the edit list, thanks.
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>>5945018

Quit moving the goal post, O.C.
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>>5945036
>>5945109
that ain't me

my post actually provides an example of low hit counts here: >>5945095
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>>5945129
>that ain't me
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>>5945095

He's right on one thing:

A03 is better than pastebin.

http://archiveofourown.org/users/Lovelymayor/works

I've broken 2000 hits on multiple stories, plenty of nice comments and kudos.

Thanks for doing your part to get more aspiring writers on A03, anon, it really means a lot.
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>>5945094
I'm not sure what point you're trying to make
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>>5945129
I do believe that you're kinda missing the point of fan fiction lol, you don't write exclusively for (you's), but instead for love of the fandom.
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>>5945160
>>5945036
>>5944945

>The face of autism.
>"Like what I like, dislike what I dislike, or I'll cause a scene"
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>>5945147
is it bad that this made me laugh?
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Jack and skye from Nippon is always so cute
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>>5945190
The post about the goalposts is agreeing with you, friendo, notice what it's replying to
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>>5945169
being a part of the fandom is being a part of the community
and if your work doesn't get noticed you feel left out of them

and feeling left out doesn't help to reinforce the love for either one
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>>5945169
I write exclusively for (you)s.

I crave the validation my parents never gave me, though, I'm not exactly a representative sample.
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>>5945192
I know right? Thinking the ship originated on /trash/ I like to think it is us who started the craze.

>mfw Sky(e) given second life
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>>5945202
sorry friend :v
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>>5945204
you're a good person, anon.
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>>5945169
I think I understand the intent behind this post, but as an overwhelmingly minor CC the stuff in my head is more than enough for me. If I create something it's cause I love it and wanna share that with others, so (you)s are appreciated
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>>5945214
Skye as she exists now is absolutely because of /trash/, and Mead was a cool enough duder who used his popularity to bring her into the public eye, so to speak
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Are we shitposting for the sake of shitposting again?
I hate Comic, his fics are terrible, his review was as bad as getting a sand paper rimjob, and I hope he dies in a burning pile with everyone who ever drew the VRBit.
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>>5945256
>getting a sand paper rimjob
you're obviously not familiar with finer pleasures in life, you fucking pleb
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>>5945256
I don't come here for Zootopia and have never seen the movie. I come here for the discord drama and rare Joker images.
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>>5945292
this is actually believeable. There are quite a few people frequenting these threads who have not watched zootopia.
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>>5945227
i'll repeat what i said earlier, people feel left out when they don't get noticed
if that doesn't stop you from writing fics then i suppose it's pointless to try finding something that does

my point is that doing things that won't be remembered by anyone is a waste of time
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>>5945305
I started reading the fanfiction and browsing the /trash/ threads before I watched the movie
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>>5945321
By that measure any beginning artist and writer should just neck themselves by your viewpoint. Isn't that a bit myopic?
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>>5945357
I read the fan fiction and that convinced me to watch the movie, especially that one fic on ao3 by Vera
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>>5945371
>should just neck themselves
more like find something that has a practical use for their lives

like getting a job
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>>5945371
he's just bitter. I'd go about how he's wrong but everything that needed to be said on this subject has been said.

it's just a phase some need to persevere though. Some fail.
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>>5945321
in 100 years you will be dead and almost everything about your life will be lost to memory.

if you're lucky, something you accomplish will last another few hundred years, but that's doubtful

you are a speck on a wet rock hurtling through space. smell some flowers sometime. go out and look at the changing leaves. making art is the natural sentient response to one's environment and has been for as long as humanity has existed.
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>>5943723
>tfw no one picked up my idea of the tigers as a facepaint glam band like KISS that didn't have much exposure until Gazelle joined as the vocalist
I thought it was funny
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>>5945392
>what are "hobbies"
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>>5944257
People like Gary Stu, though.
Nobody likes Remmy.
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>>5945421
>almost everything about your life will be lost to memory
so even big names like william shakesphere and stephen king will be forgotten?
what does that do to help the confidence of anyone who's just beginning to do any form of art?
if anything, they'll only know that what they make will be forgotten even quicker
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>>5945466
that's the point. shakespeare got lucky enough to have a transformative effect on the language, and that was only a few centuries back. stephen king is still alive.

do not write for posterity, for it will not be kind to you. write because it is incredible that the brain can construct infinite possibilities within itself, and by realizing one you will allow someone else, even if just one person, to visit the world within your head

write to write. being read is a bonus. being remembered is a gamble, rigged against you. good for you if you win, but don't plan on it.
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>>5945490
This comic will always make me feel slightly sad
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>>5945521
Furshit is banned, anon. :^)
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hey /ztg/, you wanna play a game?
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>>5945529
Guess I've just gotta be the first to write a shock fic in a popular fandom. Cupcakes
>>5945521
u r dum
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>>5945529
>write to write
so is that what writefagging means?
writing is good because it's writing?
cause now it just sounds like a big circlejerk
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>>5945568
Let me finish setting up the game, I'll be ready before thread end
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>>5945600
You have my curiosity
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>>5945575
well, yes

what the fuck did you think it was for?
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>>5945620
>Nick got some dust in his right eye
>removes sunglasses to wipe it out
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>>5945521
Because it's fake. Trust me, I checked myself.
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>>5945575
one writes to grow, develop, improve their thought process for the purposes of self-express, being therapeutic release of bottled up feelings, sharing ideas or entertainment.

Franchise is just a medium. Writing is a transferable skill and is a lot more than just being able to write entertaining stories.

Take ponyshit for example - a lot of people who deliver great Zoot fanart had started with drawing talking horses.
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>>5943548
>snek

But why?
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>>5945626
well, i certainly didn't think there was a fucking hugbox writefag club that just pat each other on the backs simply for typing words in a fucking box
that doesn't help my opinion of writefags in general desu
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>>5945626
Only write scientific reports or earning reports because they produce things of value REEEEEEE
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>>5945620
ok well I just realized I already set up, so here's the game
There's a nuke hidden in /ztg/
Find it and disarm it before the thread 404s
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>>5945567
>>5945573
>>5945645
... I'm fucking retarded
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>>5945661
Found it.
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>>5945661
here it is, it's in the picture attached to your post, anon.

What did I win?
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>>5945672
that's a picture of the nuke, now find it in te other images
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>>5945657
Are you being nihilistic simply because its edgy and annoying
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>>5945657
well see here's the thing

absolutely no one gives any kind of shit what you think

you're a shivering ape with a pile of wet electric meat in your head and the only person who's guaranteed to value your opinions and contributions is you

other people might, but at the rate you're going, I sorta doubt it
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>>5945663
It's alright mate, we all have our moments.
Besides, Kaz is working on it. Might take him a while, but he's working on it.
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seeing Judy and Nick together always gives my hope thinking "maybe I could have something like that one day"
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>>5945657
We have an anon on the thread that does nothing but gush about whatever shit people ask him to read. You could make diamonds out of the hug pressure.
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>>5945650
snek hiss, v. spook

actually it's because what I'm going for is snapshots of responses to a catastrophic situation, and invasion by a species completely unrepresented in ZT hits that mark.
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>>5945715
>might take him a while but he's working on it
now is the perfect time for Weaver to toss out a random comic for one of the story's he's pretty much abandoned just so you can say shit like "even boxdog updates faster than Prequel"
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>>5945144
I'd like more thank you.
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>>5945732
Is this XCom 2 snek or just generic snek
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>>5945007
Porn is kind of a given for hits, though. Also you had mead draw a fucking picture about your fic and then post a link to your fic on his blog, so that's several thousand hits write there from all the people that reblogged his picture/link combo.

Kind of sad how influential illustrators are on a fic's recognition. Inspire a pic from an artist and sudenly your hit count blows up, even if your story was good enough on its own to warrant those hits.
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>>5945007
Also I wanted to say
>12,000 hits
>322 likes
>only 14 comments

It's EXTREMELY sad that no one takes the time to offer feedback or simply tell a writer what they liked or disliked. 14 comments on out 12,000 hits is a fucking joke -- not a knock against your writing, but against the attitude towards writers in general.
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>>5945784
All any writer tries to do is get the attention of an artist. Any fic is some lonely, desperate attempt at recognition from the gods.
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>>5945721
oh right
i forgot about him

i guess i should've expected shit like this all along, huh?
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>>5945804
>your post
tl;dr
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>>5945780
snek snek

mostly lizards, actually. but i've got a whole idea for how the invasion force works and incredibly flexible limbless agents with poison faces makes for a hell of a flanking squad
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>>5945575
>writing is good because it's writing?
I'm pretty sure he's saying write for the sake of writing. Having the act of writing being so enjoyable that it justifies itself.
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>>5945819
tl;dr

readers are leeches that dont give any feedback to the writer
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>>5945812
You can filter any writefag who submits their work to him. Its like quality control.
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>>5945721
He's a freak of nature and a paragon of positive mental attitude. The outlier that shouldn't be included
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>>5944948
Oh god, is that mpr--HUUUURRRGH
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>>5945840
>it justifies itself
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>>5945872
it's wool, lots of wool
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>>5945829
>generic reptiles
oh, have a (you), that's all the attention I'll give this story
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>>5945849
You're a day too late: nobody falls for the 'i hate Comic' bait.
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>>5945882
i know what i'll do, i'll post a meme

that'll do it
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>>5945721
>Does nothing but gush

What

I've written things and excised entire sections paragraphs long after he figuratively ripped them apart. He's honest, if anything.
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>>5945901
man, they don't just show up all "weeeee, are the scaaaalies"

they're not even the point
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cucc is the reason i come to these htreads

there isno cuk
im ou
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>>5945923
the cuck was inside you all along
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>>5945923
have a picture of Jack forcing Nick into sex, thereby cucking Judy
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>>5945942
thak
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>>5945804
Part of that may actually be partially my fault, as in my other stories I explicitly asked for feedback in my notes and got some really good criticism; looking back at COLLAR ON I didn't do that. I get what you mean, though.
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>>5945913
didn't feel like falling for such obvious bait desu
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>>5945956
I DONTS LIEKS TRUCTH SO ILL JSUT ACALL IT SBAIT XDXDXDXD
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>>5945882
>I like doing something
>dun do it
>y?
>because you're not good at it and won't get noticed
>but I like it
>ur shite kid stop
Edgy af
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>>5945967
you seem mad
you maybe wanna take a break for a while, anon?
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>>5945982
>LEAMOSA XDXDXDXD UR MAD LOL
nice meme
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>>5945993
anon
just step away from the keyboard for a bit
don't exert yourself here
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>>5945920
Why would you do that? He's written nothing but shit.
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>>5945978
>I like writing a story and having other people read it and give feedback so I can become better
>dun do it unless you just want to write for the sake of writing
>why?
>because you should just do it because and not seek improvement
>but I like trying to better myself
>no, only people that enjoy getting a single hit on a 45 chapter novel are welcome
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>>5946014
criticism can come from more than just writers you know
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>>5946014
>you must be a professional baker to judge a cake
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Anyone have that pic of what nick would've looked like in that selfie he took with Judy looking on in confusion from the background?
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>>5945882
It is a correct phrase. Doing something because it is enjoyable and one likes it it is common, right?
For some is running, for others driving, for others writing.
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>>5946020
where did those goalposts go

i swear, they were right here, next to the words saying "there's no point writing anything if you won't be remembered for it"

now they're just... gone
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>>5946014
>>5946035
>You must be a hollywood director to judge a movie
>You must be an award-winning author to judge a book/story
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>>5946002
no, shitposting is fun
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>>5946051
it's a logical fallacy called "begging the question"
it's conclusion that writing is good is the same as the premise
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>>5946035
>mmmm, this cake tastes like cuck and shit!
>I want to learn how to bake better from this guy!
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holy shit, I thought this thing was kill
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>>5946098
its about time
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>>5946083
>muh fallacies
best way to concede you the lost argument desu
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>>5946120
Jack and Jill went up Nick's cock to fetch a pail of fox cum
Jack fell down and cucked his crown, and Jill came while stuck on Nick's knot
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>>5946098
Nope. Just zootermission
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>>5946083
That's similar, but incorrect.
The question was: why write?
There are several reasons I can add to this, but the answer was because writing is an enjoyable activity.
That's the gist of the answer and the question, only it got lost in rhetoric. They were different.
>>5946121
Please anon, recognizing logical fallacies is good in a reasoned argumentation. It is what can win arguments and help locate trolls, it is very useful.
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>>5946155
This post screams "come see me on r/atheist"
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>>5946121
>present a point clearly and consisely with evidence and examples
>a counterpoint is made that relies on logical fallacies
>point out said fallacies
>suddenly i've lost the argument

okay
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>>5946140
That didn't rhyme at all
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>>5946165
poems need not rhyme you cuck
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>>5946181
*farts on u*
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>>5946155
my point is that it's a circular dependancy to answer the question "why do you enjoy writing?" with "because i enjoy writing."
there should be some sort of reinforcement to help other anons' drive to write more
but they don't get a lot of it, so what's the use?
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>>5946161
Please, I'm trying to talk in a reasoned manner.
I know that it seems like some of that disgusting fedora tipping excuse for an human being, but I'm different.
Because I'm offering you bun ass.
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>>5946197
I'm sorry anon, but I only accept fox ass. Or trap!Gazelle ass.
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>>5946197
>posting something that isnt trap
ew
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>>5946197
>No fox ass
Get out.
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>>5946210
you speak to me on a whole separate level; who are you :v
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>>5946224
A man that has swapped sides about 6 times in this thread because shitposting is fun
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>>5946237
I've been fooled; the one that I believed most understood me has been a ruse!
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>>5945321
>doing things that won't be remembered by anyone is a waste of time
I can say with absolute confidence that no one has ever done anything that will be remembered would agree to this statement.
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>>5946248
Traps are pretty nice anyway, though. But it's not really anything unique, at least a fifth of 4chan likely enjoys traps, probably somewhere around a third
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>>5946193
The problem is that the question is not 'why do you enjoy writing?' but 'why you write?'
However I can give you some reasons:
-if you write you create something; that alone creates a good feeling just for the sense of accomplishment
-the (You)s for writers are scarce but present. And still seeing tens, hundreds of people reading your work can give a good feeling in itself
-writing helps express repressed emotions, for this it has a good calming effect
-writing also generates emotions, sometimes it is addicting
These are just some of the many reasons why writing, no, creating whatever piece of art is an enjoyable experience for many, almost everyone I will say. It is showing a piece of yourself to the world, it is creating something, that can last for some minutes or an eternity. The process of creation can be painful, but the reward is splendid

>>5946204
>>5946210
>>5946219
I'll see what I can find, enjoy a fox front for now
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>>5946251
you gonna back that up there, or am i just expected to trust your bullshit?
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MisterEAnon here.

A while back, I wrote a fic called Pack Street: The Hunt. I'm rather fnd of it, actually- Which is to say, I can actually tolerate reading it, unlike most of my work.

Link here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/8045983

I'm trying to think of more ideas for Dontyote, stories involving him. This is complicated somewhat by the fact he fills the straightman role. Any ideas, anons?
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>>5946330
>Dontyote belongs to a pack of Coyotes
>They regularly travel the streets at night, abducting vixens and raping them, only to leave them tossed in an ally by the morning.
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>>5946210
>>5946204

this thread indeed needs more trap!gazelle
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>>5944362
But the collars was the first concept?
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>>5946363

No, that seems out of character. He'd probably be like "Is this like a social thing? I don't do social things."
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>>5946330
Get better at writing.
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>>5946330
It's hard to put him in any other role than straight man since there's nothing known about him except for his magic shirt. You could make him a "works everywhere" character but that roles jokingly taken by rex
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>>5946237
IT'S THE ETERNAL VENETIAN

GET HIM
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>>5946404

I did give him a character in my fic. An unenthused, reluctant character. [spoiler]One that hides his heart of gold pretty well right up until he's afraid for Dora's health.[/spoilersdontworkontrash]

its difficult to put his personality into words rather then a feeling, but as i have him, he'd have to be roped into a plot rather then stumble into one- Probably by way of his excitable tiger roommate.
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>>5946310
>if you write you create something; that alone creates a good feeling just for the sense of accomplishment
i'm sure we can agree that this is a subjective matter, yes?
>the (You)s for writers are scarce but present. And still seeing tens, hundreds of people reading your work can give a good feeling in itself
i'd argue that it isn't enough to just have your work read. many writers lose their drive without the proper feedback and reviews they need to keep going
>writing helps express repressed emotions, for this it has a good calming effect
>writing also generates emotions, sometimes it is addicting
there are many ways of relieving / generating emotions, so i'll argue that whether or not writing fiction does the job well is, again, subjective
for me though, it seems i've stirred up the thread a lot with simple shitposting
i'd say i've generated a few emotions myself there
>>
Whoever responds to this post must reveal a zootopia fandom related secret
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>>5946447
I write my fics with nothing but OCs in a universe because I don't think I can do the canon characters enough justice.
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>>5944629
Survival, and the small chance that I could bring joy into someone else's life.

If I can do that much anything I do is worth it to me.
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>>5946447
forget it!
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>>5939206
hey weaver dunno if you're around at this time but whatever, thanks a bunch for the pic man, perked me up a lot (blinders optional)

also experiencing slower than dial up speeds, this picture took like 20 minutes to download, so will still be kill for a few days, I'll be sure to pay it back tho
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>>5946330
He's a blank slate, so you can do practically everything.... This is quite a problem, because too much freedom sometimes is even worse than total restriction.
Since he is quite the mysterious character I suggest the classic plot: he disappears mysteriously every X days for an hour or two, her roommate tries to know what he is doing.
There is a lot of freedom on how to develop the plot from there, but it is a starting point.
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>>5946460
How do you live with yourself?
>>5946465
What a rebel
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>>5946447
i prefer seeing ocs over aus with canon characters because i think judy and nicks story is perfect as it is and want to see how fans expand the world
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>>5946460

hey, that can't be your secret
that's my secret!
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>>5946435
I'll give it a read when i get home and can formulate an opinion.
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>>5946479

Ooh. That is a solid idea. I shall consider this...
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>>5946447
I literally have been in here for like a week.
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>>5946487
I spam human in zootopia fanfics with copypasta
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>>5946447
you know that meme about people shitting on the threads because they have absolutely nothing better to do?

that ain't just a meme
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>>5946516
i spend all day stirring up drama by telling writefags they should get a job
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>>5946447
Some of us like the idea of Scoutmaster Nick being a pedo
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>>5946538
Screenshots?
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>leave thread for an hour
>see australia shitpost incarnate

really guys
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>>5946548
Some of us greatly prefer Judy being the pedo
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>>5946485
I don't.
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>>5946607
>Judy will never convince Nick to molest his younger-
>His underage brother*
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>>5946605
Why weren't you here to steer us away from the edge? This was your fault
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>>5946548
>>5946607
>Some

How many is "Some"? 2?
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>>5946607
Some of us like both
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>>5946602
yee

>>5946605
but i'm just a neet burger
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>>5946442
Well, if you enjoyed it. But I find that generating content is something much, much more satisfying, even for yourself, you should give a try.
You have quite a way with words, you should try some greentexting or even fic (I know it sounds strange to say that). And it works even if you don't have much enthusiasm at first, because it is something that can pull you in, I speak by experience.
Still your conversation have helped me remind why I like writing so much.
Now back to work, enjoy this bun and fox as my parting gift.
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/ztg/, much do you even lift?
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>>5946684
I can barely lift a pillow.
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>>5946663
fucking

incredible

fully 9/10, I fell for it hook line etc, one point missed because the thread was able to recover
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>>5946607
This is an idea I can endorse
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>>5946704
the thread's recovered from the fucking discord split, i'm sure it'll come back from anything at this point

i'll still take it though, thanks for playing along!
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>>5946684

None. I've got twig arms.
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>>5946684
I don't lift but I get lifted.
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>>5946710
>>5946607
Anyone have that one scene from "What does the Fox say?" where Nick dreamed of Judy on top of his kid scout self?
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>>5946608
Do you like human in zootopia ff's?
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>>5943923
Cotton or Emma?
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>>5946684
I bench-press a puny 50 pounds, but I go for 4x10. I guess I could go much higher if I kept to 1x5 or somesuch.
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>>5946684
Not much just started three months ago the gym, so mainly machines. I do bench though: I've got to 60 kg (132 lbs) for ten reps, so it's very low.
However I'm good enough at pulling, vertical row machine I'm at 110 kg x10 reps.

Does someone have that Clawhauser image of Legs for Preds?
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>>5946732
this?
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>>5946477
You're a sweetie zhan. Is the internet making weird noises that sound worse than dial up?
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In the spirit of the season, I've decided to bring back my totally and completely original character, Dr. Hannibal Lecdeer
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>>5946684
Hit 100 on bench a while back, then stopped going and lost it all
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>>5946809
>deer
>meat eater
>cannibal

Oh

Oh dear.
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>>5946809
Does Judy have to rely on him to solve a mystery relating to meat eating? A prey eating mammal meat would make an interesting story
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>>5946801
So she beats them up, and then fucks his cub brains out. Her vice-like pussy did that much to his psyche that she appears everywhere.
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Saturdays are a day to be productive! And TT is coming up!

I bet first drafts are being pumped out as we speak!

Who here's got a plan for what they're submitting?

Post some music to be productive to!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNkJHHfgP8I

>>5946684
Squat 250 3x5
BP 180 3x5
OHP 115 3x5
BOR 185 3x5
DL 315 1x5

6'1", 180lb, 15~% bodyfat
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>>5946809
Good.

Now tie him up and make him choke on dicks.
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>>5946801
Yes, that. Thanks. Surprised that didn't start some pedo Judy.
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PASTERBUNNER here, any new fics for the Pastebin?
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>>5946871
go back to whatever hole you crawled out of
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>>5946871
I'm working on a Greentext for TT.
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>>5946947
not even trying
s m h t b h f a m
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>>5946959
>b a k a d e s u s e n p a i

fuck off weeb
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>>5946871
>Those stats
>That height
Now I have to change my mental image of you.

And for TT I will make something, finishing typesetting first, though.

>>5946922
These ones? >>5943548
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>>5946871
Comic, you having a good day?
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>>5946975
4chan was created by weebs though

what the fuck are you doing here?
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>>5946995
Will add!
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>>5947011
fukin ur mom
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>>5947039
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>>5946846
oh deer.....
I always did have a thing for carnivorous prey
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>>5946957
Love hearing that! Greentexts are an important part of any TT!

Remember to post pictures with it!

>>5946995
You mean you didn't think of me as a bun with a headset?

>>5947000
Doing very good! Trying to finish up some work so I can get a blind read ready for tonight. How are you?
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>>5944629
No, not really.
I want to write a book, but I doubt I will live long that long.
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>>5946741
No. I just prefer to work with characters of my own.
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>>5946871
>productive
>spent all day watching dumb videos or sleeping
>trying to draw characters
>minds on weird things

Usual saturday for me.
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>>5946849
She seeks his expertise on the case before unwittingly stumbling upon some incriminating evidence in his home.
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>>5947067
>>5946947 and >>5947000 here.
How come you replied to one of my posts but not the other?
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>>5946684
1 plate :(
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>>5947069
Well, if you don't do like Bulgakov you should achieve it in a reasonable time.
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>>5947100
>samefagging
good b8 m8
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>>5947057
Carnivorous prey
Herbivorous preds

Both are interesting in my book.
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Would Nick and Judy be the type to try to fuck discreetly in a public place?
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>>5947213
I fucking hope so.
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>>5946780
Can't wait for /fit/'s latest "New Year New You" comic.
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>>5947100
>how come you'll only engage in a discussion with me when i'm *not* actively trying to insult you and push you away

it's like you actually never met a single person ever.
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>>5947213
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>>5947213
I like to think they do it in their patrol car all the time while waiting for a call-out
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>>5947188
>Space Captain Judy Hopps
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11484704

VERY iMPORTANT
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>>5947272
>embarassed nick
the best
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>>5947303
It made you choke on rainbow cocks?
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>>5947086
Sounds like you're in a rut, buddy! I suggest trying the 5 minute exercise. Its something I tell writers to try when they're in a slump for ideas.

Put 5 minutes on your phone or any timer.

During those 5 minutes, you don't stop writing. Doesn't matter what, you gotta keep your fingers moving on they keys. Could be anything: could be a story you want to tell, could be an outline, could be dialogue, could be "God damn it comic I hate this why did you tell me to do this the 5 minute exercise is such bullshit", doesn't matter-- you gotta keep putting words on the screen for 5 minutes.

And then, after 5 minutes, stop. No more typing. No finishing your sentence. Gotta stop.

Cause now you gotta edit.

What happens a lot is, ideas start flowing, you get something to work with, you actually hate that you have to stop, so it kick starts your creativity and gets you in the mindset to continue.

But 5 minutes starting and stopping is important, so you learn control. Don't let your muse dictate when you can or can't work: learn to be productive by choice!

Try it out with drawing and see if it works, too! I'd love to hear how it works out!
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>>5947244
Thanks. I also hope someone will do the new year comic... Mmm, maybe it is an interesting submission for that TT...
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>>5947307
>no both option
pleb
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>>5947320
Reply to my post.>>5947259
>>5947259
>>5947259
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>>5947348
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>>5947359
I think he fucked up.
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>>5947320
Not that guy but I think I'll try this, sounds interesting.
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>>5947309
Here, have your post number of embarrassed Nick, it's on the house
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>>5947326
I need to know whats MORE important.
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>>5944818
I still believe! Why must you torment me so, fellow anon?
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>>5947392
Fair enough
But I'm not voting because I think all tiddy and lack of tiddy are wonderful.

If it helps, I like my Judys with lack of tiddy
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>>5946871

>Comic lifts
>pictured gentle, bard-like pedagogue
>could probably punch me through a wall

I need to lie down.
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Okay, this was long to do

>>5947392
>I need to know whats MORE important.
That's easy. It's the ass. Always the ass.
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>>5947470
Stronkbit
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>>5947513
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>>5947470
>>5947486
The lifts aren't actually that impressive. From what I understand, "strong" is somewhere in the range of 1/2/3/4 plate.
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>>5947522
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>>5947307
As a rule of thumb

Thicc = tiddy
Fit = no tiddy
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>>5947530
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>>5945891
He'll act tough, but if one of his teeth clips Remmy's head, you just know that Al would do a 180, start whimpering, and licking the nick like a puppy.

He wouldn't want to hurt his sheepie, he's just trying to be dominant.
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>>5947541
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>>5947552
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>>5947563
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>>5946330
Him getting pissed off when someone calls him a wolf?
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>>5947568
And done.
Now roll:
Evens: watch Jojo
Odds: draw
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>>5947578
Which season, typesetAnon?
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>>5947608
I've just began, so Stardust Crusaders
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>>5947578
I wonder, did the author mean for jack to be a total dick in this, or was he supposed to be super-cool and badass?
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>>5946871
I have no context for these numbers. Post pics of you flexing
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A new Pack Street lewdfic - "Spitting Image"
http://pastebin.com/Skh7ZtEw
It's a Remmy/Al Shipfic, with an abrupt shift from drama to shipping at around the 2000 word mark, with lewd at the end.
Emphasis is on drama. I'm sorry.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Al is written in a way that could be charitably described as "out of character". If you wanted a fic with a more traditional Al, I sincerely apologize I could not provide; this is just the way it ended up being written.
Any and all feedback is greatly appreciated!
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fuck i'll roll as well

evens shitpost and ruin the threads some more
odds vidya
dubs or higher bankrupt
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>>5947654
It should be: 1 Plate Press, 2 Plate Bench, 3 Plate Squat, 4 Plate Deadlift

1 plate not on a bar = 45lbs

1 plate per side on a 45 lbs bar = 135 (60kg)
2 plate = 225 (100kg)
3 plate = 315 (140kg)
4 plate = 405 (180kg)
5 plate = 495 (220kg)
6 plate = 585 (260kg)
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>>5947641
>literally "my name is not important", "teleport behind you", "i'm going to take your woman" and "nothing personal"
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>>5947667
Will read later. But I've looked for just a moment. Please, please capitalize your letters.
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>>5947654
Here's me at the gym.

(The gym has a grassy area)
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>>5947641
Just kinda hoping it ends in hate sex...
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>>5947677
Bankrupt how?
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Broken Bed
>The bed shook and banged against the wall. There were dents in the drywall and the wallpaper was ripped and torn where the broken frame collided with it over and over.
>Judy was on her paws and knees, Nick was behind her fucking the bunny hard.
>They had broken Judy's bed the first time they made love in her apartment. She never bothered to fix it or get a new one since it would just get broken again.
>Judy reached up ant tapped her shoulder. "Nick, b-bite me."
>Nick leaned forward and placed a paw on the bed to hold himself up over Judy and bit down on her shoulder.
>Judy squealed in pain and pleasure. "H-harder!"
>Nick growled clenched his jaws against her, some of his sharp teeth just barely breaking the skin and drawing blood.
>All the while he kept up his steady thrusting.
>Judy cried out and clenched the bed sheets in her paws.
>She reached back up and tapped Nick's muzzle, signaling him to release her.
>He opened his jaws and rubbed his snout against the back of her neck.
>Judy took one of his paws and guided it to her chest and against her petite breasts. "Claws."
>Nick extended his sharp claws and pressed them against Judy's skin. She gasped and moaned, then pulled his paw across her chest, leaving red marks along her skin.
>"Pull my ears." Judy whimpered.
>Nick took his paw from her chest and grasped her long ears, yanking her head back.
>"Yes, yes! Oh god Nick, choke me."
>Nick let go of Judy's ears and wrapped his large paw around her slim neck. He slowly squeezed until he couldn't her her gasps anymore.
>He held Judy like that, still pounding her, still slamming the bed into the wall, until once again Judy reached up at tapped his paw.
>Nick released Judy's neck and she gasped for breath, sputtering and crying and moaning.
>After a moment Judy spoke again. "Hold me down, and go as fast and hard as you can until you knot me."
cont
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>>5947761
>Nick obliged her. He shoved her head down against the bed and went as hard and fast as he could. His thrusting became more and more erratic as he got closer and closer to his climax.
>Finally, he thrust one more time and pressed his whole body down against Judy, pinning her beneath him as his knot swelled and he shot his seed into her.
>Nick panted and yipped as he came, still moving his hips on top of Judy. She squirmed in bliss underneath the fox, pushing her own hips up against him.
>As his orgasm subsided Nick lifted himself into a sitting position, pulling her into his lap.
>They stayed like that until Nick's knot went down and he could pull out.
>Nick laid Judy down on the bed and got up. He filled a bowl with warm water and grabbed a pair of towels and a brush then returned to the bunny.
>Nick sat next to Judy and dipped a towel in the water. He began cleaning her face, wiping the tears from her cheeks, the spit from the chin.
>He wiped the areas where his teeth and claws drew blood, where her fur was matted with his saliva.
>Judy cooed and sighed as his Nick's gentle paws took care of her. He carefully held her limbs and maneuvered her body to get her completely clean.
cont
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>>5947755
i dunno
i haven't thought about it this far

um...
first to dubs gets to decide what to do?
i guess??
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>>5947578
Also, I've just seen that another anon was interested in kitsuNick. Maybe I will draw him, but not tonight. Jojo is calling.
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>>5946809
WHY IS IT NOT SIGNED WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT
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>When he was done he took the second towel and dried her off. Judy leaned against towel as Nick rubbed it against her, giggling when he reached somewhere ticklish.
>Once she was dry Nick set aside the towels and the bowl and began brushing Judy's fur. She sat in his lap with her eyes closed and just enjoyed the sensation.
>It was amazing to her, how he could be so rough and forceful. How he could cause her pain and leave marks and scratches all over her. And also be so gentle and soft. He could be whatever she needed him to be from one moment to the next, whatever she wanted him to be to make her happy.
>This was Nicks favorite part of their lovemaking, when he was taking care of Judy afterwards. The sex was amazing, no doubt, but nothing topped the feeling of love that tightened his chest, quickened his heart and shortened his breath when Judy leaned into him and sighed, perfectly content.
>After Judy's fur was brushed and immaculate they curled up together on the bed. Judy against Nick's chest with her head tucked under his chin. Nick wrapped himself around, his arms around her body and his tail against her back.
>He moved his muzzle to her ear and whispered. "I love you."
>Judy smiled and kissed him. "I love you too."
end
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>>5947797
My reply was dubs, I say you play vidya for a month. Just enjoy yourself dude.
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>filename
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>>5947780
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>>5947826
This fits so well since I've been stalling for months :P
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>>5947801
I had no idea I would like this so much but here we are
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>>5947780
you can't run, lionheart
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>>5947824
i mean, i guess if that post got dubs again, then maybe

i don't think i got a month of vidya in me anyway
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>>5947797
go eat ice cream
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>>5946684
>Clawhouser is strongfat
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>>5947678
So then where does VRbit fit on this scale?
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>>5947761
>>5947785
>>5947819
>Rough sex with aftercare
Loved it, I have to give three (You)s, continue writing like this.

>>5947849
You need to eat more then. Add more proteins to your diet, giving your body more construction blocks for your muscles. If fat forms you can lose it with diet afterwards (spring time).

>>5947797
Do some content creation or contribute to comf

>>5947963
Well, you can compare. Obviously a 1 rep max (like his deadlift) will be higher than 5 reps, but you can get a good guess. He is above than average, but still has some work to do.
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>>5947819
This was really sweet, I liked it a lot
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>>5946922
There was also this one http://pastebin.com/L9HnK87A
and I think you can add this >>5947667
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>>5948040
Will do!

I'll keep eating until I look like this picture.
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>>5947797
literally /b/
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>>5948040
IS this a new tush piece?
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>>5947819
That was sweet and sexy. Nice work!
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>>5948158
Well, I saved it almost a month ago, so I don't think so. This coloring, however...

>>5948122
A dominatrix?
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>>5948173
>>5948068
>>5948040
Thank you!
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>>5947542
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>>5948254
>A dominatrix?
A tree.
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>tfw draw halloween image of Henrietta
>tw its sorta cartoon gore
>not sure if people would be ok with that
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>>5948261
Even when he's licking the wound he caused, Al still looks pissed off.

My sides.
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>>5948301
let's find out shall we?

POST THAT SHIT
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>>5948311
>please dont end me
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>>5945872
No it's not. It's supposed to be lots of wool - but I definitely made the belly too big, lel.

-Griv
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>>5948347
>Zombie gore

There's nothing wrong with that, it's cute.

Dunno why you were so worried ,someone posted Nick and Judy ripping eachother apart earlier.
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>>5948347
honestly, i don't think it's that bad

i've seen a *lot* worse
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>>5948347
That's more goofy than anything else. I can't quite figure out what she's holding but I assume it's mammal meat. Nice job!
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>>5948429
Its a hand thats stuck to the fireaxe, stuck in her chest.
>>5948421
Man I was going for cartoonish anyway~

>>5948417
Man I GUESS so. I just worry people may freak aaha.
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>>5948347
Nice remember to repost on Thursday for TT
>>5948449
>I just worry people may freak
Don't worry, we've seen much worse
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>>5945454
the threads have shown otherwise
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>>5945717
one can dream, anon, one can dream
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>>5947667
Capitalize your fucking 'I's, and the first letter of a sentence, you fuck;
If I'm going to read something over 2k fucking words, I want it to be easy on my eyes.
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>>5945454
remmy's pretty cool sometimes
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man
i've tried being a cc on here for the second time now
and i still don't think i have enough drive to go on

i feel like i want to be able to have made something
but when i actually put in the time to do it, it always feels like a chore
and on top of that, some of the end products aren't even satisfying

should i just give up?
am i just doomed never to create anything ever?
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>>5947819
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>>5948632
If content creation was easy we'd all be making stuff. That's why I've got mad respect for the people who take the time to even do one thing, let alone repeat productions. I've heard it's a lot like working out, once you get in a rhythm it becomes easier
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>>5948632
You can't get better if you don't train yourself. The first products will probably be a fiasco, but that's normal. Create more and more, nobody is born being able to walk from the start.
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>>5947667
I'm not a good critic of fics. Barely read 'em, I'll admit. Can't help with grammatical stuff too well.

I agree with >>5947718 that capitalization would help, even if I personally like the style you used. It'd just make it easier to follow. On top of that there's a lot of problems with quotation marks in the more curt parts of conversation. Makes it trickier to figure out who's saying what.

While I can agree Al's not entirely in character, there's an interesting interpretation here, and I could at least see him having several of the thoughts he's having in this fic. I bring this up because you were mentioning making him knowingly out of character. I'd put it at 'not accurate, but somewhat believable'.

I'd nitpick about how somewhat abrupt the 'romance' aspect was, but alcohol can usually be used as a sliding point in fics like this. I'll say for sure that the drama/character study part was pretty fantastic, in my opinion. Interesting to see that sort of take on a character like that.

>cont
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>>5948632
Start with small things, m8. Greentexts of about ten lines, single-panel drawing with just one character doing something, etc.

No need to be ambitious at first.
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>>5948703

I wasn't entirely keen on Remmy's personality, actually, but it was more nitpicks than anything. Seemed only a bit too kind for him, and some of the dialogue didn't feel natural. It was more towards the latter half though, so make of that what you will. We've never seen Remmy in a romantic/sexual situation.

All in all I can say I enjoyed it, characterization aside. I do think you have a knack for writing sex scenes to be certain, as well as a character's thought process.

Dunno if this helped. Just saying what I think.
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What I wouldn't give to have Judy's hypermotivation.
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>>5948632
This was the first thing I'd never written outside of English classes.
This has been, and always will be, my magnum opus.
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>>5948600
Remmy definitely has his moments.

The fact that he's such an unlikable person is actually why I like him as a character. He's got his good traits, but his flaws are what make him interesting and endearing. Even when I'm screaming at him while reading, I'm rooting for him too.
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>>5948751
shit, s/never/ever/

>>5948703
>>5948732
you read my mind, man; hopefully the writefriend reads this
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>>5948755
right on

you're screaming at him for being a fucking dolt because you care, it's what i like about him too
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>>5948750
>That perfect recreation of the Street Fighter look
>That Mickey Mouse ink blot
10/10, I need source.

Also I always found this scene something that fills me with inspiration and desire to make things:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj75bnsCM_k
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>>5948721
I already tried greentexts though.
I can never seem to know when to hold back to write an appropriate length green.

You'll see what i mean with the Pet Judy AU and the Bellwether rape thing.

>>5948772
rude
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>>5948817
Come on man, that was easy to google.

https://twitter.com/syourinbonzu/status/744407716668416002
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>>5948842
Still thanks, have an animated Nick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icFZYHsyEZ4
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>>5947575

fun fact:
i sometimes type dontwolf even though i know better just because im retarded
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MisterEAnon here.

I've got most of a new fic planned out! This one's a little out of the norm for me... How do you guys feel about a one-shot about a mystery?
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>>5948750
Give her back her foxbando.
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>>5948892
I keep almost calling Betty 'Better'.
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>>5948920
>mystery
>MisterE

you cheeki breeki
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>>5944726
When an artist posts, its hard to tell if they want feedback or not, unless they say so directly
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>>5948920
Sounds like it could be fun. Would it be like a halloween type of thing or more grounded?
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>>5947946
>>5946684
>Clawhauser is strongfat

we need a scene in the sequel where [badguy] threatens Judy and Clawhauser loses it and beats his ass.
Not meme-tastic KFP ass-beating, like an actual violent assault
Claws and everything

I want to see Clawhauser murder someone
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>>5948984

More grounded.
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>>5948965
I think feedback is always appreciated, but not always needed.

Like no one should feel obligated to reply to anyone else, but I'm sure a lot of CCs appreciate it too. Probably some anons as well.
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>>5948994
I don't know if we've had many 'mystery novel' type fics, sounds interesting!
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>>5948732
>>5948703
>>5948772
Thanks for the feedback! I was having serious issues with writing Remmy because I had trouble opening spaces for him to speak that would make narrative sense. I'll keep in mind making him a little less cheery for the next round.
I'm glad you liked what I did with Al. I just wanted to give him some life.

>>5947718
>>5948562
A capitalized version will be posted next thread. Thanks for telling me honestly!
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>>5948965
Most of the time they ignore anything that isn't straight up dicksucking.

Source: Content Creator's channel on discord.
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>>5946684
435lb deadlift is my heaviest lift
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>>5949015
We should have a mansion murder mystery story/quest for this TT
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>>5948831
did you finish that bellwether one!?
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>>5949030
Whenever I post

I want nothing but feedback.
>Source: image
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>>5949030
>going to non artists to get insight to how artists think
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>>5948920
Sound interesting. Who's it starring?
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>>5948990
>An elephant is struggling trying to lift his desk.
>Judy passes close to the scene.
>'Ben! We need your help!'
>Clawhauser arrives with his donuts.
>Serious mode engaged.
>He effortlessly lifts the desk.
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>>5949025
if you make a pastbin account, you can update submissions
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I wonder what percentage of zootopiafags used to be ponyfags.
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>>5949066

Starring this fine lady right here. And... Someone else...?
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>>5949080

please, anon. I was never into small equine of mine, but i know many anons regard it a shameful past.
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>>5949049
Nope

I decided to abandon it since I didn't really like how it was turning out.
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>>5949058
Yeah but you just got here.
You're still learning the ways of the circlejerk.
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>>5949080
N-no one here of course.
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>>5949102
i still read mlp fanfiction
>Composure will update one day, i'm sure
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post your weaverlopes. Need them for reasons.
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>>5949080
Not me, which would probably surprise people.
Won't shit on ponyfags though. People like what they like.
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>>5949058
Start off with line exercises to build up muscle memory. This will give you better control over the pen and get smoother, more controlled lines.
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>>5949125
Just ask him for them yourself, he's in the discord and if he's offline just ask Canidae.
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>>5944250
>It's like Weaver ended BSP with Judy coming to Nick and saying "That you said, you wanted to be with me... you mean it?" "I do, Carrots. Now help me with my collar we need to be with the Snake ambassador by eleven else secret agent Jack Savage will get angry".
thanks anon I was trying to figure out how to wrap it up, this is a big help
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>>5949125
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>>5949080
Right here. I got off the ride shortly after season 4 ended and I realized that I didn't like the direction it was going ever since season 3. Haven't looked back since.
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>>5949125
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>>5949113
Man but i've been an artist for like... 6-8 years [though id say i actually have been giving a shit for 4-5], and I at least appreciate anyones feedback if its more than "LOL ITS SHIT HAHAH STOP"
>>5949143
And yeah I really oughta try to experiment with that more. Though i should also have posted a pic I didnt do when I was half asleep.
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>>5949080
I jumped ship at the start of season 4. Stayed with it since /co/ though
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Of all the choices for server owner you chose the worst one.

The server is going to be exactly like it was, but with someone worse abusing the power.
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>>5949207
No. I chose the right server.
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>5949207
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>>5949125
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What do you think their fetishes are?
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>>5943923
Cotton or Emma?

>>5944382
Quaid, start the reactor.
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>>5949207
wew lad is it time to ruin the threads already? Fuck off with your discord horseshit

t. discord user
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>5949207
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>>5949251
>>5949235

>>5949207
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>>5949235
You forgot an arrow in your post, Anon, let me help (You).
>>5949207
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>>5949236
>taur
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>>5949125
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>>5949240
Nick: Hustling. He enjoys it when he's able to trick people into sex

Judy: Being pregnant
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>5949207
No one gives a shit, Ryz.
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>>5949264
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>>5949251
>>5949290

You forgot an arrow in your post, Anon, let me help (You).
>>5949207
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>>5949240
judy cucking
nick being cuck
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blyat
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>>5949125
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>>5949313
I like this new form of shitposting

Try not to overdo it and ruin the amusement
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>>5949333
im going to overdo your tight butthole until you can't sit anymore
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>>5949306
Stahp
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>>5949332
Do you have the heart to shoot Zombie Nick anons?
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>>5949240
>Nick's been all over the place, and is well experienced in bed.
>Judy's a virgin.
>Nick proceeds to tug the little naive bunny along into his den of sexual deviancy.
>Starts off simple- vanilla, event.
>Oral, anal, light fisting.
>A few weeks later, he gets her into light bondage, and berates her once in awhile.
>One night, when she's taking it up the ass like a champ, screaming when he pinches her pearl, he nips her on the neck.
>A few weeks after that, she screams when he pulls her ears just right, and he slowly chokes her out into a convulsing orgasm.
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Canidae please stop posting weaverlopes.
It isn't zootopia related.
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>>5949345
Jokes on you, I would enjoy that quite a bit
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>>5949240
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>>5949365
How is this zootopia related?
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>>5949365
How is this post Zootopia related?
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>>5949389
I guess I nailed you, huh Canidae?
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>>5949355
>Cut off arms
>muzzle
>wait to find solution
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>>5949365
>>5949405

I'm busy writing; these Weaverlopes are manna from heaven, not my doing.
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>>5949363
>starts off simple/vanilla
>light fisting
you
fucking
wot
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>>5949409
There is no solution anon, other than a bullet to the brain
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>>5949363
>bully fetish
ooh yes
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>>5949240
Judy: she is very shy at first but then she wants to enter dom mode. However if you continue pressing she will be sub. After her first 'meetings' with Nick she enjoys predplay.

Nick: he is experienced so he knows a lot. But his sex has always been some dry humping, just a release from the daily stress. With Judy he is able to open more, to let her guide him, to let control to her. It was impossible because of his trauma but now he knows he can try: he wants to do some (light) bondage.
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>>5949420
No one believes you, here or in the server.
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>>5949069
Good to know. Thanks for the tip!
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>>5949444
I like the way you think anon
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>>5949332
Is this new? If so, really good work.
Maybe make the snout a little narrower, though?
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>>5949441
Judeon confirmed!
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>>5949365
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>>5949420
̶I̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶n̶a̶ ̶s̶t̶u̶f̶f̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶i̶d̶a̶e̶ ̶f̶u̶l̶l̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶s̶w̶e̶e̶t̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶b̶e̶a̶u̶t̶i̶f̶u̶l̶ ̶b̶e̶a̶n̶b̶a̶g̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶i̶r̶

You do you, Canidae.
Stay awesome!
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Anyone read Cheating Death?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12152792/Cheating-Death
Nick dies, and Judy either goes a bit crazy from the loss, or Nick's ghost haunts her.
Has some bit of horror to it so far;
body horror at Nick's animated corpse, and some psychological horror when Judy's received a call from an angry, dead Nick
are there any other stories like this :v
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>>5949329
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>>5949499
I... I... I uhm... ok, here qe go....
I WANT TO HOLD WEAVERLOPE HAND/PAW IN PUBLIC!..

I finally said it...
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>>5949125
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>>5949617

>hand/paw
>not hoof

See, this shows Weaverlope is truly for me.
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>>5949617
>Handholding
I've seen some disgusting anons' fetishes here but you beat them all
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>>5949617
disgusting anon
do you think the weavalope would really do something as lewd as that
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>>5949617

jesus christ anon
that flusters me and im not even the one doing the holding
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>>5949617
I want the weavalope to be my tilewood floor <3
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>>5949669
>>5949672
>>5949684
>>5949686
I... I'm sorry :(
I also want to cuddle.
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OK but what if
lewd the weaver
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>>5949706
Well, this is acceptable
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>>5949706
You disgust me
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I want to tie weaverlope down and use various sex toys on him until he has dry orgasms and begs me to stop.
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>>5949744
No, because then you're as bad as the autists who talk about fucking comic
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Question anons: you can be the bun or the fox in this situation, what do you choose?
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>>5948093
Adding them!
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>>5949754
What sounds do lopes make? Would there be lewd bleating? Bawing?
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Content Creator.. i'm going to be fapping and i need only your very best doggos.
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>>5949776
To be fair, comic is just an autist that pastes vr helmets on rabbits but weaverlope is a separate character from weaver.
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>>5949801
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>>5949810
I thought people were sick of the VRbit he always spams, or are people just sick of him as a whole?
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I want to stuff weaverlope full of sweets and make him my beautiful beanbag chair
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>>5949785
The bun, obviously

>ywn be at Nick's mercy as he puts his teeth around your throat
>ywn feel Nicks breath on your neck
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>>5949801
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>>5949800
They baaahhh like goats but a lot more feminine.
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>>5949482
Not gonna change it, too late, lazy. But i'l keep the feedback in mind.

Thank you amigo.
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>>5949826
Sick of him. Consensus is he derails the thread.
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>>5949826
Sick of him as a whole.
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>>5949842
No prob, Gud. Glad to be of help
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>>5949826

literally no one is sick of comic other then like one or two autists
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>>5949826
>People
literally one dude
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>>5949826

>>5949845
Not true.
People generally enjoy his presence.
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>>5949801
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>>5949826
Tired of Comic and his schtick. Nobody trusts his opinion except for the very worst writefags.
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>>5949845
One person isn't a consensus, fuck off
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>>5949860
>>5949864
>>5949865

Damn anon, you have bitten that dude bait. It is so obvious shitposting.
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>>5949840
I'm into it!

>>5949842
Its a happy goat! Any more Ted works in the making Mr cutie?

>>5949865
Its just the troll(s) from yesterday baiting for [You]s. Ignore them.
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>>5949870
You can filter out anyone who asks him for readthroughs. Its effort, but anyone on his sound cloud is pretty much shit.
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>not even trying to change style to hide samefagging
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>>5949860
>>5949864
>>5949865
So which one of you is comic?
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>>5949826
I like having him around. He seems like a good guy.
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>>5949845
>>5949855
>>5949870
I wonder how many of these are just the same person?
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>>5949090
this a Nick and Fangmeyer fic?
because I want a Nick and Fangmeyer fic (even if it's not lewd)
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Yes, I hate that comicanon fellow too! He smells and is a dummy and I don't like his taste in wine!

I, who am certainly not comicanon, say we oust him from our community and make it all the better!

Let us find a replacement post haste! I suggest a capybara with a haptics glove!
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>>5949912
Here you go
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>>5949930
your plant was almost perfect, but the filename gave you away
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>>5949930
Go find a cute predator to snuggle Mr notvrbun.
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Good night anons, remember to not bite the bait and to keep the thread comfy (and lewd, why not)

Good night /ztg/!
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>>5949930
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>Poorly disguised baiting and people falling for it
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>>5949958
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>>5949977
I miss wishgranter, was neat getting requests from weaver.
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>>5950013
Wishgranter pops by sometimes.
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>>5950034
Really? Can't remember the last time...
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>>5950053
I recall seeing a couple of new drawings of his a week ago. Didn't save them tho, sorry.
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>>5950042
This Gideon is pretty perfect.
Would marry.
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>>5949965
>>5949990
>>5950012
Was my disguise that bad? Its hard to wear a mask when you're always wearing a mask.

>>5949945
Damn. I was trying to infiltrate their ranks as one of their own to learn their secrets.

But seriously, if anyone wants to tell me how I should change how I do things, I'm all ears. Don't want to bring down any comf for anyone!

>>5949953
WHY does it HAVE to be a predator!? Tou're fetishising pred/prey relationship!
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>>5950084
>4 toes
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>>5950100
I don't have a foot fetish so it's fine.
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>>5949966
It's just the nature of 4chan, and even forums in general. As long as there's bait, there will be fish biting.

We never learn.
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>>5950088
>fetishising pred/prey relationship
You don't? I don't believe it
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>>5950088
Lord Zedd counts as a predator, even if its exclusively on teenagers.
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>>5950088
>Tou're fetishising pred/prey relationship!
Yes, yes I am. Cause its super cute and hot. Though honestly I'm more into size play, so go find yourself a larger or way smaller pred/prey if you want, just so long as large to small cuddles are had.
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>>5950118
>I don't have a foot fetish
Neither I, but they're so... strange...
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>>5949930
>Let us find a replacement post haste! I suggest a capybara with a haptics glove!

Greetings, chaps!
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>>5950131
I'm open to it, but I'm open to love of all sorts. No preferences at all!

...well, I'd prefer them to be whole. So, Blear is out of the question.

>>5950135
How did we go from a bear to the villain of the Power Rangers, again? I can't follow the VRbit lore myself.

>>5950145
One of my favorite Bore pictures...

I'll admit, I like seeing the asymmetrical size stuff. It captures a wonderful idea of two wildly different individuals complimenting each other.

But its not for me to say. You all go out and make a story for the VRbit, and I'll follow suit.

>>5950186
>HapYbara
My god.

I gotta run to the airport, but I'll be back tonight!

And seriously: change starts with you! If you want me to do something different, want me to change my ways, want me to give read throughs a certain way, want me to do anything, you gotta tell me! No hard feelings to be had, I'm genuinely interested in being a better member of the community.

Anyway, take care! See you tonight with another read through!
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>>5949885
Nothing imediately, but thinking up a few things.
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>>5950156
I actually don't like that in Zootopia animals only have 3 toes.
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can i get a discord invite? thaks.
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>>5950273
here you go senpai

https://discord.gg/9SpFY
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>>5950186
Do you do blind reads, or blind feels?
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>>5950247
Awesome, I really like the little cutie.
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>>5950247

i wanna see more vegetable wolf
(i also wanna hit you up on discord for a thing)
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>>5950440
>i wanna see more vegetable wolf
Seconded.
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>Nick convinces Judy to shave 'down there,' if only because he loves the feeling of his balls slapping against a bare, wet cunt.
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>>5950335
Neither. I do blind writes.

For example:

>tdh mzn whalked to the stuor
>jt wasi rmlfgd amd tkeeo fsu
>ojrffnkly he was jit ;l d cat
>the yng
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>>5950511
I didn't realize people these days still had to look at their keyboards to type
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>>5950511
>the yng
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new bread when
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>>5950737
never
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>>5950737
you doomed us, the cycle must end.
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New (lewd) Bread

>>5950791

>>5950791

>>5950791
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>>5950737
>>5950781
>>5950786

>>5950807

>>5950807

>>5950807
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Image dump then new thread?
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>>5950813
well you are late >>5950801
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>>5950580
they nigg.
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>>5950801
>>5950813
well, one of us has to delete our thread :l
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>>5950801
>>5950813
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
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>>5949306
Such a magnificent creature.
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>>5950813
>>5950801
Well looks like I really DID doom us!
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ztg think of a ritzy name for a suburub in Savannah Square!



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