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Zootopia General: Biology lesson Edition

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Thematic Thursdays: derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays (Suggestions are open until Oct. 3 00:00 GMT)
Previous Theme: Date Night
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First for Nick
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So you want to know the story of how it happened, huh? Are you sure? It's... a hard story to tell, but I guess if anyone's got the right to know, it's you.
Here goes.

>be me
>slick Nick, the con-fox
>never let them see that they get to you
>everything under control, the marks wrapped around my pinkie
>rolling in the dough
>life... isn't bad, for a fox
>then everything is turned completely upside down by this amazing bunny cop
>we go on this crazy adventure, like something out of a novel
>fights, spy stuff, a surprise twist villain, escaping through a pipe, falling down a huge waterfall
>the works
>she saved my life
>I saved hers
>we both literally lost count
>I never expected her to make me feel... the way I felt
>so now my priorities are all screwed up
>nothing makes sense anymore
>except Carrots
>and that I want to be with her
>so I became a cop - me, Nick, the fox so slick he'd slide uphill
>I became a cop for her
>and life was really, really good with her
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>>5542871
he never stopped growing
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>>5542888

>we'd been together for a while
>it was spring
>the flowers were blooming, the trees were budding out, love was in the air
>you know the drill, all that sappy stuff
>my Carrots... she'd been super-lovey for a couple weeks now
>rabbits don't have annual cycles like some mammals
>but the mood... the scents... they were still affecting her
>and one night, after dinner, she brings up the subject we'd been avoiding
>kits
>her kits. Hers and mine
>oh Heaven, it was so goddamn hard
>she wanted them so badly - and wanted them to be mine
>but...
>wrong species, you know?
>there's some things you just can't be... no matter how much you want to
>and I couldn't help her become a mom
>so I said some stupid things... it doesn't even matter what, now
>I did that stupid, STUPID thing where I get all snarky when I'm defen...
>when I'm scared
>I was terrified out of my mind, and my tongue got away from me
>and it turned into this huge fight
>and it really hurt
>so I did what I do best
>I ran away
>I ran like a coward and left her there
>it was days before I got the ball- courage to go back
>I knew something was seriously wrong the instant I laid eyes on her
>she's crying, and tells me she's made a huge mistake
>and I know - I just know, way down in my gut, that nothing's ever going to be the same again
>so she tells me
>she'd cheated on me. with another rabbit
>and she's pretty sure she's got his kits
>it was just this stupid thing, she tells me. a fling, a one-night stand
>it didn't MEAN anything, not like we had
>she just wanted kits so bad
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>>5542888
>[Update] [Auto] 2 new posts
>I've been rused once I won't be rused again
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>>5542915

>you know the expression 'blinding rage'?
>I'd... never really understood what it meant
>not until then
>but she's standing there, crying up at me, and gestures to her stomach
>where the kits were, you know?
>and something in me just... broke
>I just focused way down, tight in on her stomach
>I couldn't see anything else
>they weren't mine, went roaring through my head
>and I... I hit her
>I hit her real hard. I couldn't control it at all
>Judy... she was so tough! she worked so hard all through Academy, and came out so incredibly strong
>she could carry ME, for cheese's sake!
>but she... she trusted me, and she wasn't expecting it
>and... oh Heaven...
>I heard something crunch inside her
>and she just drops, right there
>she's holding her stomach, and her breathing's not RIGHT
>and I'm completely freaking out
>I... arranged the scene. I set things up
>a chair. a hammer and nails. pictures off the walls
>and I call it in... and I say I found her like that
>I don't know what happened
>and the ambulance takes her away, and the other cops ask me a bunch of questions
>but I'm Slick Nick. I know how to lie
>besides, they all knew how much I loved her
>and I was one of them
>they're all cops, and they knew to be thorough. I mean, we'd all been on domestic calls
>but I'd set things up, and I knew the cops, and I knew how to lie
>they wouldn't let me see her
>not for hours
>wouldn't tell me what was going on, how she was doing
>not knowing was KILLING me
>I got her flowers. from the gift shop, you know?
>stupid, overpriced things
>but I got them, and I tried to eat something, and I waited
>they finally tell me I can see her
>I'm out of there like a shot
>they've got her in what they call a Recovery room, which is a good sign
>I mean, things could still go bad... worse, you know? but a Recovery room sounds hopeful
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
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>leaving the thread without hitting image limit

G O B A C K
O

B
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>>5535538
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>>5542896
THICCEST EWE
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>>5542927
>>I've been rused once I won't be rused again

Damnit.
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whatever-th for thicc ewe

>>5542986
yes thicc ewe is good
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"Good morning, class! Today, we're going to learn an important lesson about trust and unconditional love. I have an adoring puppy and a hand-cranked meat grinder. Take notes, this will all be on the test."
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>>5542811
I want to change special doggo's diaper.
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>>5542914
>he never stopped growing
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>>5543101
>judy needs a stepladder to suck his dick
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>>5543101
>>he never stopped growing
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>>5543068
WHAT
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>>5543266
I know! Freaking crazy they're letting him into a classroom, isn't it?
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>>5543294
You deserve it Jack
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>>5543255
fatfetishits are the worst
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>>5543294
It's what he was really after all along.
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I'm still working away, but I can chat with you all now!

How's your Friday going? Any fuuuun plans for the weekend?

Post what you're listening to!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3QVXxquc4g
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>>5543092
thats disgusting, anon
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>>5543329
Worse than the cuck fetishists, vorefags and straight sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation?
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>>5543360
at 7 AM I got up in the morning, I took a shower, went downstairs, ate some breakfast, then noticed the time and rushed to the bus stop when my friends offered a ride, so I hopped ON the backseat and rode there all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him
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>>5543329
>>5543390
What's so wrong about being all big and fluffy?
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>>5543360
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MCLrDPAZ0pU

Iron Kingdoms RPG tomorrow, Pathfinder Sunday. Work on fics when I've got time.
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the quest for Holy Grail is completed, up next we have The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and after that Zootopia.

The Movie starts in 10 minutes-

Grab your favorite drink, sit down and let's have a comfy night!

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/23BWuzHBUNZ
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/23BWuzHBUNZ
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/23BWuzHBUNZ
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>>5543360
I'm gonna try getting a drawing and writing streak going. I need to sit down and listen to your readthrough of my last chapter, then I can hopefully get the next one done.
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>>5542986

So who is getting roped in to taking care of her? Who gets her more bug burgas? If she's that size, she's definitely a wannabite.
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>>5543435
Nothing wrong with a bit of pudge, especially if they carry it well.

Morbid obesity should not be encouraged.
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>>5543360
it's my birthday today
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>>5543459
streams are still a thing thank you jesus
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>>5543360
Nothing much, just lifting, going to a fancy confectionery, trying to exorcise my demons by casting them upon the blank page.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHzOOQfhPFg

Captcha: BABYLON LIPS
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>>5543529
Happy Birthday anon!
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>>5543529
Congrats.
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>>5543571
thank you!

by the way does anyone have the link to this comic in pic related?
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>>5543552
no plans for them to stop either, i can only cover friday consistenly due to college tho.
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>>5543529
Happy birthday, anon!

Bune offers you a foxe.
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>>5543522
But thicc is hot.
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>>5543681
>>5543618
thanks!
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>>5543631
Monty Peddicord
Don Quixote
in
House of Donkdick
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>>5543712
I tried just in case
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>>5543455
Hell yeah, roleplaying tabletop weekend!

>>5543473
Magonel! Are you drawing again? Did you get a tablet, or are you doing traditional?

>>5543529
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You aught to post your Zoosona!

>>5543562
Nice! What exercises did you do?
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>>5543653
I still owe you a sketch I have only half done for your birthday.
I promised it and it's still coming though. You gonna stream tomorrow?
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>>5543735
>Magonel
I am not who you speak of, sorry.
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>>5543631
Aye
http://imgur.com/a/RXT0w
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>>5543687
There is a difference between "thicc" (aka carrying weight mostly in the thighs, hips and ass), chubby and tub of lard.
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>>5543774
Damn.

I took a stab at one of the authors I knew had multichapter fics and also draws...
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>>5543735
>Nice! What exercises did you do?
Sorry, I don't know their names in English. It was leg day. I gotta start doing squats and deadlifts, gym culture around here isn't up to /fit/ standards.
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>>5543735
>HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You aught to post your Zoosona!

thank you for reminding me about that, I picked a ferret a while ago, I should get to create a story and drawing one day

>>5543775
aw, no updates? thanks anyway
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>>5543746
Awww, anon. you don't have to worry about it still thank you, you are most kind!

i don't really have anything planned for tomorrow, i might be able to work something out but can't promes that.

sunday it's more likely, seeing as i have monday free.
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>>5543786
>not wanting to fuck a tub of lard
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>>5543881
Cool. Next time you're streaming I should have it for you. It won't be much but I think you'll like it.
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>>5543912
Thats not a tub its a balloon.
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>>5543687
Svelte is hotter.
Way, WAY hotter.
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>>5543912
why is he fucking her belly button?
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>>5542340
>She chose a couple things, helped Veronica unpack, they touched up their makeup and went out dressed in different clothes than what they traveled in
>Judy in a casual button-shirt and jeans. Veronica in a bardot crop top, matched with a pencil skirt, large round sunglasses and a sunhat
>Both of them walked along the strip, chatting about what they're gonna do for the next week, venting about their work
>Veronica's work being completely made up but sounding believable
>All while trying to ignore wolf-whistlers and creeps trying to pick them up
>They toured all the different casinos during the day. Visited the aquarium at one here, rode a roller-coaster at another there.
>Mostly they were scoping out all the different events for things to do during the week
>"OHMIGOD. Are those the new designs?" Veronica blurted out at a purse store
>"Preyda bags? Really? I mean they're alright but they're too much for purses"
>"Too much!? First of all, they're designer hand-bags. Second, it's important for someone like me to keep up on the latest in fashion. AND LOOK AT THAT DESIGN. Wait here"
>Judy couldn't believe she just watched Nick run into a purse store and walk out with $400 handbag. No regard for the one he brought along
>"Look I was planning on getting a few things on this trip anyway. Preygas always has the latest in fashion imported. Beside, we gotta, 50% OFF!?"
>Judy looked over and saw a sale in a Gazelle's Secret store, and couldn't help but agree with the excitement Veronica had.
>Thinking about the things she'd been wanting to try from there with Nick, along with the thought of him dumping as much money she didn't know he earned...
>She got giddy and excited too. They both rushed into the store and started browsing everything they had on sale
>Looking at the different lingerie, sharing a dressing room and seeing which clothes would look better on each other
>They probably spent a good forty-five minutes before walking out with several bags
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>>5543385
Would it be better to say I want to fuck Finnick's tight diapered ass?
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>>5544005
Why not?
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>>5543912
Man if this was virtually any other vanilla fetish, it would be godlike
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oh.
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>>5543993
>Human boobs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>5544063
VANILLAFAGS GET OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>5544094
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>5544094
>>5544113
>>5544138
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>>5544025
no, that is also bad
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>>5544138
>Wok Softly
>And Curry a Big Gun
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>>5532889
>size difference
fug
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>>5543925
> It won't be much
Not at all, anon. Just the offer was more than enough so i'm quite sure i'll like it too.

Hope to see you next stream, is there any particular movie you would like streamed ?
it would be the least i can do.
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>>5544201
Hey that's great but what if both of them were gay dudes?
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>>5543912
I have different preferences.
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>>5543993
Fit is hottest.
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>>5544201
Those are two super duper cute buns, Reply!
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>>5544207
Honestly? I'm not so sure. I know I've asked before if you could stream this.
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>>5544267
Fit!
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>>5544138
Maybe it's just bitch tits because she's fat. Do male hippos have bitch tits?
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>>5544152
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>>5543993
is this also true of femmy ungulate boys?
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>>5544273
You got it, anon. it's on plan for sunday
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To the anon who said they dogged my traditional shit: thanks!
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nyeeehh

http://www.strawpoll.me/11338075
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>>5544353
Breed the Steed
r
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d
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>>5544432
>no in-between option

You fucked up.
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To the anon who requested this earlier...
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>>5544138
waaaaait is that shirt a sailor moon reference ?
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Someone help me: the picture that Judy has as her phone background, with presumably one of her little sisters crawling over he shoulder--what's the little sister's name? I forgot.
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>>5544432
Shit poll. Ree, ectera, ectera.
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>>5544432
I am attracted to both Pearl from Steven Universe and Clawhauser. I ain't picky about body type.
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>>5544491
She is the one named Sailor Luna
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>>5542811
I read this thinking it was some new form of autism like tulpas and otherkin, i'm glad it's just autism in the vein of tumblresque baby speak
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>>5544432
>>5544520
You can actually pick both.
It's a multiple answer poll
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>>5544513
Cotton
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>>5544513
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>>5544513
Cotton. Her "niece".
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>>5544513
cotton
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>>5544156
Then what should I say anon?
How can I express my love for the cute golden babby doggo?
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>>5544555
Wait, is it a niece or a sister?
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>>5544541
>the joke
>your head
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>>5544578
SHE is a neice
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>>5544578
"Niece"
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>>5544559
give the cute fox cuddles and make him feel happy
cute fox isnt for lewd
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WOOLS OF NATURE
AND WE'LL FUCK WHEN THE BUN COMES UP
WITH HER CUNT ON OUR KNOTS
ALIIIIIIIVE
OUT HERE
ONLY THE HUNG SURVIVE
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>>5544609
why the fuck are you quoting niece?
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>>5544639
>who aren't you quoting?
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>>5544482
Nice bun
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>>5544639
The implication is that said relationship is a falsehood. Cotton instead being Judy's daughter, given up that Judy might continue to pursue her dreams.

Also, proof that I am shitposting.
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>>5544431
I wonder if Hugh and Maxine have ever had a drunken night together, or if they're purely platonic friends.
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>>5544547
>>5544555
>>5544556
Did she kill fiddy men?
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>>5542156
I JUST ATE A BUNCH OF HOT WINGS

also finally drawing these now
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>>5544748
No. She's like eight. And humans don't exist.
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>>5544759
Were they good?
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>>5544113
"no"
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>>5544759
ey thanks!
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>>5544556
>meanwhile, in the comfy au
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>>5544811
""""""""fuck off""""""""
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>>5544113
Vanilla is a flavor. It has nothing to do with homosexuality.
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>>5544556
Why would anyone write this

this goes beyond shitposting
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>>5544842
...I'm with Jack on this one.
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>>5544784
But she ain't got no shins
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>>5544865
Fuck you, man

Strawberry is objectively best
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>>5544865
>Vanilla is a flavor
Thank you. Vanilla is an amazing flavor, it's not bland. It's exactly like chocolate or any other flavor. Also, white milk isn't fucking vanilla. It's milk flavor.
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>>5544267
Fortunately, fit and svelte are not mutually exclusive.
Bune can be both.
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>>5544887
i think it was written by the same anon who wrote Hell is Warm
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>>5544865
You are a treasure, Rogal.
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>>5544903
Taste is subjective. There is no objectively best flavor. I enjoy bannana.

>>5544925
Milk tastes like milk, except for when it does not.
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>>5544333
Didn't name the file "Judeeeeeeeeee.png"
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>>5545001
I have no monetary value, small animal person.
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>>5544353
Ehhh... maybe?
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>>5544966
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/ztg/.

I am extremely high.

I lurk here literally every fucking day. Rarely post

All this art and stories, I love it all.

And you all are amazing.

But I have an important question.

Will Judy and Nick still love me if I'm high?
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>>5544432

28% have chosen Fat at this time.
But... why?!?
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>>5545089
No
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>>5545089
I think the more important question is why are you posting Big Fat Bat Tats in the zoot thread.
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>>5545089
They wont love you if you DON'T blaze it 24/7

Be strong... For them.
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>>5545089
Yes, but they'll be extremely disappointed. And will book you.
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>>5545089
I can't speak for them, but I'll still love you <3
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>>5545055
The fuck is up with Dawn
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>>5545094
Because people have different tastes.
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>>5544676

>Stares uncomprehendingly at the picture for a while.
>What is happening here? Is that... some kind of horrible, horrible mistake?
>Is the artist... damaged?
>What is even real?
>Read the filename.

YOU CHEEKY BASTARD.
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>>5544966
When the Bun has buns in both the front and the back. Completely lickable buns.
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>>5545094
Because it's a terrible poll with overly broad catagories. Fat here encompassing everything from a bit chubby to needs a mobility scooter
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>>5545110
You're a liar

>>5545112
I'm a furry because I look the character design of it. I appreiciate the potential in the sonic designs. Plus she was my first crush.

>>5545115
You are a good guy

>>5545120
Fuck, but wouldn't weed be legal in zootopia since it's the progressive animal future?

>>5545129
I know you! You're chill man!
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>>5544009
>"I gotta say Veronica, these'll be real fun with Nick in the bedroom"
>Veronica puffed more spray "Trust me, I know what foxes like" she said a sing-songy fashion
>They took a quick trip back to their room, Judy starting to tire down a bit.
>"You're not already tired are you?"
>"No! I was just wondering..." she had to think of something that could probably trip Nick up, "...if we could go swimming!"
>"Did you pack your swimming suit?"
>"Oh shoot, I completely forgot it." So much for that idea
>"Well that's too bad," Veronica said tauntingly. "It's a good thing I bought us a pair!~" She pulled out of one of her bags a matching pair of bikinis. One bunny size, the other vixen size.
>That was supposed to trip you up, Nick. What the hell
>They suited up and headed down to the outdoor pool
>Veronica didn't even have a bulge, nice and flat in the center of those thicc hips. How?
>Both of them were a natural pair of head-turners
>They lounged and swam for a good hour being ogled by bystanders all around the room
>Judy watched Veronica do a few laps, and when she got out of the pool, dripping wet, her red fur slick and smooth.
>The thought that all those guys eyeing a sleek vixen were actually eyeing down a male fox, really started getting Judy herself a little excited over the discreetness
>After their time in the pool, and trying their best to turn down a bunch of pick-up artists, they headed toward what Veronica called a sanctuary. The Salon.
>They carried their conversations and idle prattle over their fur getting pampered and cleaned. Getting top-dollar pedicure and manicures
>Afterwards, they headed up to their room, put on their best dress clothes and jewelry, sprayed their new perfume, and headed down to the floor to gamble for a couple hours
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>>5545186
>needs a mobility scooter

unf
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>>5545190
>You're a liar
Nop, they don't love you even if you weren't a stoner
>Fuck, but wouldn't weed be legal in zootopia since it's the progressive animal future?
well it depends, some "weeds" are not effective on some animals.
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>>5545190
Sonic worst fandom and character designs.
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>>5544456
>>5544514
>>5545186
fuck it

http://www.strawpoll.me/11338191
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>>5545190
I bet things like cat nip are legal in Zootopia.

And you're chill too, buddy! I hope you're feeling groovy.

What music you listening to?
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DUDE
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>>5545374
WEED
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>>5545374
GAYS
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>>5545374
BRO
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>>5545259
You're a mean guy.

>>5545288
I can agree to that, but hey, it was ingrained into my childhood. Maybe a big reason a lot of us are here.

>>5545307
Thank you man I appreciate that.

Funny story, I started the night on this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Ezcu9oSrc

but then switched to this classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chhksy7wmWY

I need to google more pictures :(
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Oh fuck

I forgot it was 4chan's birthday

OP of the next thread better be damn creative with the hat
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>>5545089
I have a strong desire to take LSD (which I've never used before) and watch Zootopia while tripping balls.
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>>5545380
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>>5545307
These two songs have been on my mind recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M_Gg1xAHE4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_gfqImcgfU
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>>5545380
I do not approve of Nick looking uncomfortable in a suit.
Fox husbando is too smooth for that.
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>>5545089
As long as you share.
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>>5545469
Dude's fucking unstoppable in a tie and HAWAIIAN SHIRT. He probably feels that an actual suit makes his hustling too EASY.
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>>5545433
Please inform the masses.

>>5545481
I very rarely get high so I usually don't have much but I'm always willing to share.
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>>5545433
DO IT FAGET
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>party hats
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>>5545380
>>5545437
I don't understand why they're having different reactions.
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>>5545572
"Well, someone is going to have to change"
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>>5545564
its 4chan's birthday you fucking newfag
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>>5545535
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>>5545469
>Fucking hell what is this suit made of, itching powder?
>Is this collar actually pure starch?
>Christ almighty Judy better appreciate this
>I knew I shouldn't have let Jack choose the tailor he's completely fucking clueless about real clothes
>Gonna go get a real suit after this, fucking striped prick
>That tuft looks stupid too
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>>5545564
>newfag
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>>5545406
You like guitar?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5mLVPbmR10

You like jazz?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BIlJRa-1pw

I like your taste!

>>5545450
Don't know too much about Radiohead, but Unkle did a song with them that I like a lot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqxajDQCjuQ
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>>5545089
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>>5545638
I like everything but anything instrumentally oriented is always my go-to.

Jazz, Rock, Metal, anything like that.

>>5545684
Oh my god, this is the first time something like this has happened to me. Thank you so much
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>>5545433
It certainly hasn't hurt my record collection.
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>>5545560
source?
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what do you guys think moot is doing?
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>>5545947
Do you mean Zoot?

I hope he's okay.
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>>5545947
Who?
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>>5545947
Being cucked.
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>>5545964
We do not speak of the dead.
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>>5545947
probably glad he isn't on board with 4chan anymore.
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>>5545220
>Judy wasn't too good but she didn't intend to drop too much money into gambling. Sticking mainly to slots and blackjack
>Veronica however was a pure hustler. She'd lure in overconfident drunk professionals to the poker table with her lustrous vixen charm and completely shell them dry
>Forget the money she dropped into the products earlier, she's walking away with double what she spent
>Veronica grabbed Judy and they headed to the bar for a celebratory drink
>The priciest mix drink they had too
>They lounged on one of couches they had at the bar, laying themselves across the whole thing with no intention to share with bystanders
>And of course, Veronica using her spray some more
>These were really damn good drinks too, why stop at one?
>walking back to their room, drunk as hell and swaying all over one another in laughter, Judy kept going back and forth to her phone
>"Who're you talking to *HIC* hon?"
>"So you remember my relatives who were into *hic* sorta crap?"
>"Babe, I can't remember ANYTHING right now" Veronica let out in a laughter
>"I MAY have sorta, heh, invited them to see this place earlier today and they're saying...they're waiting at the room"
>"Is dat right?" Veronica said with a drunken slur as they approached their penthouse's door. "Whell den wherthafug are they?"
>This was a little concerning for Judy. Her family was nowhere to be found, and the sound of music coming from behind their doors
>"Because, I think I might know where they are," Veronica mentioned as she opened the door. "They might be hanging with the associates I invited"
>The doors opened wide to their suite to a massive party of all kinds of mammals, and Judy's relatives inside enjoying themselves in the social event
>Judy's eyes widened at the sight of a bunch of drunken party-goers dancing to rave music, swimming in their jacuzzi. They were everywhere except the bedroom which went untouched
>The crowed erupted in cheer to the return of their host
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>>5545614
All right. I can roll with this.
Good work, Anon.
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Night thread.
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>>5546023
Sleep tight, Rocker!
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I need the fluffiest, cutest, heart-attack inducing Nick x Judy romance fics you know of.

What do you recommend?
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>>5546104
This is what true love looks like
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>>5546118
No
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>>5546104
this is what true love looks like
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>>5545970
>mfw he actually WAS cucked and /pol/ found out about it

fuck I miss that day
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>>5546023
night night
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>>5546130
Nigga...

Pls

Is important
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>>5546104
this is what old fashioned washing the dirt looks like
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>>5546192
I NEED A REAL ANSWER OR ELSE

I'LL FUCKING DO IT DON'T THINK I WON'T
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>>5546011
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>>5546104

Winter Snuggles

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6933031?view_full_work=true
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>>5546192
>this is just like what old fashioned washing the dirt consequences looks like

>>5546104
On a serious note, here is a cute little one-shot that I am always fond of.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11969244/1/Serendipity
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy just ended, now to finish the night we have Zootopia.

The Movie starts in 10 minutes.

Grab your favorite drink, sit down and let's have a comfy night!

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/23BWuzHBUNZ
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/23BWuzHBUNZ
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/23BWuzHBUNZ
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>>5546104
I can help!

Tender Fangs is a short fic by Alabaster that's very sweet:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7399684/chapters/16810777

Just A Little Rain by JonnyZee captures a very sweet rainy date!
http://pastebin.com/dy2mr7QT

Boopersnootle by trashSavage isn't solely about Nick and Judy's relationship, but its super duper sweet when it's got the spotlight on them! Judy and Nick vacation at Judy's family farm!
http://pastebin.com/VaMZKFXV

And June Hymn is very, very comfy. Its also about Nick vacationing with Judy at her farm! By trashweasel!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7132508/chapters/16195550
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Posting nostalgia/vintage
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>>5546341
>>5546363
Bless you anons
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>>5546374
did someone say old?
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>>5546374
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>>5546363
AHHHHH


Comics shilling my work for me!!

I'm so happy!
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>>5546192
I've seen this 'dirt washing' fic mentioned a lot but I don't think I've ever read it. Does anyone have a link to it?
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>>5546281
You can't kill yourself if I kill you first!
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>>5546423
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>>5546428
You're not the only one with a gun, mate
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>>5546423
Save yourself some pain; don't read it

Have some WildeHopps instead
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>>5546104
I'm a fan of A Bitter Pill, Who Do You Trust, The Masks We Wear, Sad Nudy/Sad Nick.
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>>5546421
You being happy makes me happy, and I hope you're happy about writing something so comfy that brings a smile to everyone who reads it!
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>>5545010
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>>5546363
>Tender Fangs is a short fic by Alabaster that's very sweet:

Fangs?
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>>5546506
No spoilers! Go read it!
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>>5542935
Im going to stab your mother fucking parents
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>>5546449
As much as I love WildeHopps, I also find some sick humor in any fanfiction where their relationship turns into a burning trainwreck. Not sure why, maybe just the idea of "just how badly can this whole thing fuck up?"
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>>5546281
>>5546428
>>5546458

Fuckers, this is MY kill.
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>>5546392
I remember that one
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>>5546584
Oh yea
That's the scene that made me ship them
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>>5546580
IF ANY OF YOU PULL A TRIGGER IM SETTING OFF THE TACTICAL NUKE UNDER THE GENERAL
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gonna finish up a few requests from earlier, any others you guys want?

can't post em now because I dont have wifi, but I will soon as I can
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>>5546584
source of pic?
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>>5546459
oh I should have listened to you anon
i should have listened

thanks for the WildeHopps though
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Gideon isnt satan
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>>5546625
Marty tearing into someone.

Physically or verbally, either one.
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>>5546675
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>>5546625
Jack Savage, as a WildeHopps shipper.
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>>5546694
You worship a False Prophet

You will burn in Furry Hell for your sins unless you repent and open your soul to the One True Lord.
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>>5546621
I took the pic of that one and an anon edited it with the text


The /co/ threads when the movie came out were really amazing. I remember before going to sleep realising that zootopia made me so fucking happy. I remember I never felt so good, I asked myself if heaven was like this.

Ridiculous how small things can do a lot to a person...
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>>5546625
Mmm I dunno, I want more Gideon but... i dunno how.
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>>5546659
Have you ever read Old-Fashioned Disaster, Consequences or Just Like Old Times?
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Pies > Pawpcicles.

Just sayin'.
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>>5546625
Fangmeyer cuddling with Nick
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>>5546746
Depends on the pie
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>>5546618
Okay fine, I'll kill you with unhealthy food instead! Try pressing that button while having a heart attack.
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>>5546742
the names are familiar but I don't recall reading any of them

are they all just like open relationship? am i gonna regret wanting to read them also?
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>>5546742
Last one isn't bad, provided you take the epelouge.

>>5546722
Someone say my name?
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>>5546541

Glad you liked the story, Anon!
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>>5546795
oh my sweet summer hcild
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>>5546772
what about a nugget nugget
a moist nugget that shoots nuggets moistened with sweet and sour dipping sauce
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>>5546625
Something Betty and Remmy? Date night? BBQ?
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>>5546795
They're basically all about Judy drunkenly cheating on Nick
Except Just Like Old Times, that one's about how their relationship crashed and burned and they haven't seen each other in seven years and Judy went off and got married and had kids with some dude she doesn't love
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>>5546798
>>>>>>>>>/twitch/
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>>5546808
>Jack put a few drops of nighthowler serum in Judy's coffee one day, making her violent but not savage
>Jack cucked Nick out of a healthy relationship
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>>5546864
hmm, none of those sound nice either

thanks for warning me though
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>>5546902
That's a fair trade if you ask me.
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I gotta get going for a bit. Be back later tonight for late comf posting!

>>5546104
By the way, you should tell the authors what you thought of their fics! All of them would super appreciate hearing your comments!

>>5546506
Just wanted to say, there's nothing bad in Tender Fangs-- it really is a sweet story. Just no spoilers from me. I hope you enjoy it!

>>5546726
Does Byron also call everyone buddy? That's cool!

Hope you all are having fun!
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>>5546941
The author of Just Like Old Times kinda pussied out, the original ending was Judy cheating on her husband with Nick and telling him she wanted to be with him again, but essentially getting emotionally blackmailed by her husband into staying with him for the kids, but they put out another chapter where she thinks on it some more and follows through, leaving him to give it another go with Nick.
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how many times have you watched zootopia ?

in total. be it the theater, a stream, a torrent, dvd/bluray, or netflix
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>>5546795
Old-Fashioned Disaster: Six month relationship with Nick, Judy is scared of having sex with Nick because "he is a fox". Goes out drinking with sister. Wakes up next to a buck in her apartment. Nick walks in with gifts, meaning to apologize for pushing for sex. Boom.

Consequences: One year relationship, Nick wants to wait for sex with Judy, Judy wants sex. Judy pulls out the fox and predator cards, Nick leaves the apartment in anger. Judy goes out to drink, brings home a buck into their bed.
Difference between it and OFD is that in OFD Judy, as far as we know, was completely drunk when she hit on the buck. In Conseq, she was drunk but she had a moment when the buck started hitting on her where she thought to tell him off, only to think he wasn't bad looking, she was frustrated with Nick, and flirting wasn't serious.
The fic is literally Murphy's Law; anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Nick comes home late at night with a velvet box for pete's sake with, only to find Judy in their bed with another guy. The author has hinted that she is probably pregnant from this encounter, having "forgotten an important step when it comes to one-night stands"...also the buck was a cocky 18 year old virgin, so he is probably going to tell everyone he knows about this.

Just Like Old Times...as >>5546864 said, wit the twist that Nick and Judy realize they still love each other. Except now Judy has a family to think about. It ends on a somewhat happy, if forced, ending for Nick and Judy but damn if it isn't a sad trip.
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>>5547014
Three times.
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>>5546810
this. And a subway gun, but instead of ham and turkey it shoots only meatball, mayonnaise and ranch dressing.

Now that I think about it, $15 does sound about right for a popsicle that size, and the gerbils were just willing to pay for convenience. Cost of living DOES scale.
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>>5546625
Some Remmy/Betty plz
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>>5546993
>Just wanted to say, there's nothing bad in Tender Fangs-- it really is a sweet story. Just no spoilers from me. I hope you enjoy it!
Thanks. Yeah, it was short and sweet.
I do enjoy that sort of thing.
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>>5547016
And I'm sure they're both going to somehow end with Nick accepting her back after a few days of moping like a proper battered housewife.
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>>5546798
that epilogue was made after and just because people were shitting on the fic with the whole emotional blackmail, judy cheating, nick being "mate for life", judy settling for the worst outcome possible, the retarded justifications, etc


>>5546995
>kinda
it's a complete pussying out. even worse, nothing is retconned, so we have all the previous problem but NOW A HAPPY END x-DD reminds me of tate yuusha where the author wrote a shitass bad ending and after backlash wrote a fucking worse good ending
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>>5546995
>>5547016
alright, thanks for the descriptions anons

i think i'll pass on reading them
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Seriously, why is there so much cuckoldry in this thread?

Art
Fics
Greentext

I sense a disturbance in the force.
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Judy and Finnick porn please...
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>>5546993
>always thought that image was a cowboy duel or something
>actually open it for once

Well I feel silly.
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>>5547016
>she is probably pregnant from this encounter, having "forgotten an important step when it comes to one-night stands"

for real? wwwwwww
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>>5547204
You've literally gotten all there is
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>>5547202
because it's an easy way to get (you)s
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>>5547205
...please draw what you thought it was.
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Friendly reminder that Disney mascots are told to act in an extremely specific manner in accordance with their character

Friendly reminder that while they were at Disneyland the Nick and Judy mascots were extremely lovey-dovey with each other
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>>5547248
B E N E F I T S
E
N
E
F
I
T
S
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>>5547248
>disney didn't hire midgets to use accuarate size costumes
booooo
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>>5546995
Personally I hated the original ending, not for the fact that it didn't end in WildeHopps, but it felt rushed. I wanted a more solid ending than Nick basically jerking it to a memory for years. I wanted to see what the end result was, wether Judy settled completely into her sad life, if Nick ever fucking moved on (seven years and he didn't move on before, after that night he surely isn't now). Maybe have a happy ending years later when the kids are no longer an issue, or go full on with the theme that sometimes you have to live with what you got.

>>5547101
I'd agree if everything wasn't pointing into the opposite. As I said, everything that can go wrong seems to be going wrong. Nick himself already doesn't think of their shared apartment as "home" anymore.

>>5547212
It is going to be a train wreck, a burning train wreck and I am going to morbidly enjoy every second of it.
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>>5547248
ur mom and dad are tlod to act in accordence wif deir character

dey act lovey dovey in front of u
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>>5547016
End bunshaming today. Bunnies are not sluts.
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So what was the mammal found in the Garden of Eden?
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>>5546677
>>5546855
>>5547075
aight, did these and the executioner judy from last thread

I'll post em tomorrow or something I guess
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>>5547298
Well, some bunnies are sluts. Most aren't, but some are. Like anything, sluttiness should be judged on a bun by bun basis.
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>>5547313
You are a gentleman and a scholar, and I for one look forward to what awaits.
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>>5547312
Nick's dick
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>>5544742
If they haven't yet, I don't doubt that they would eventually.
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>>5547298
All bunnies in these threads have acted like whores. Explain that.
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>>5547312
no mammal. only snek.
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>>5547312
All mammals were supposedly in the garden of eden.
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>>5547313
You a cool duder.
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>>5547335
>gentleman and a scholar
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>>5547369
Sorry. Gentlemammal and a slother.
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>>5547347
Each of them has failed in their life in some way and try to replace actual accomplishments with meaningless sex.
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>>5547388
How have each of them failed?
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>>5547298
Oh I totally agree with that. I would rather see more fanfiction where bunnies in general don't have like four sexual relationships under their belt by the time they get out of high school. Where bunnies are extremely picky about who they choose as a partner, and then extremely loyal to that partner.

I just find some amusement in this stuff. I can find amusement in most things though, so eh.
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>>5547388
I think you summed up Maxine perfectly.
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>>5547284
My parents do in fact love each other very much

Thank you for the vote of confidence
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>>5547248
Not Disneyworld = not canon

>>5547312
Rob Cantor
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>>5547425
I honestly don't know where the picture was taken; it very well could be in Disneyworld
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>>5547369
How's about I call you retarded instead?

(Translator's note: retarded means slow)
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>>5547405
To be honest the whole "bunnies are gigantic sluts" thing is starting to grate on me even worse than rabbits going into heat.
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>>5547478
To be fair I think a lot of people just assume some bunnies are sluts without much proof of it.
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>>5547478
The bunnies are starting to GRIND on ME if you KNOW WHAT I'm saying heh heh
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>>5547236
Out of town for a while unfortunately. I'll do it next weekend.

I did find a higher res picture of VRBit though, so have that instead!
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>>5547510
no not really
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>>5547345
Is Hugh's middle name Boob Touch?
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>>5547522
i can't believe tegaki's fucking dead
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>>5547512
>VRbit naked
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>>5547548
Wasn't Tegaki here like two days ago drawing up a storm?
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>>5547534
I don't know his middle name
but he sure does love touching boobs apparently.

He's so adept at it that even I don't spot when he's doing it!
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>>5547478
>>5547496
I think most people just assume it because of A) the saying "fuck like bunnies" even though that is referencing how fast they breed, not how often they have sex and B) how bunnies were somewhat sex symbols in most cultures anyway.
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>>5547512
There should be a picture of VRbun sitting in this position.
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Night guys!
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>>5547347
>Sunny
>acting like a whore

He's entitled to want to fuck his boyfriend, anon.
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>>5547561
are you sure it wasn't an imposter, anon?

>>5547629
As opposed to day guys, I'm sure.
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>>5547619
Drawfags get on this!

>>5547561
Don't get memed, anon.
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>>5547298
Pair bonding only relates to friendships; a bunny will enjoy and seek out the company of an individual it has bonded with.

But in terms of mating, ALL rabbit species are promiscuous. No exceptions that I can think of.
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>>5546006
I have this written out and almost finished, but I think I'll just post the ending tomorrow.
Hope you guys are enjoying it so far! It will get lewd!
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Kcaj the Anti-cucker
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>>5548013
>Every single person Jack has sex with turns out to be Kcaj in various disguises
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>>5548038
>thus also making Jack monogamous
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>>5548013
He's a marriage councilor, helping couples maintain their relationship.
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>>5546621
This still gets me.

>>5546726
Those were good times. Simple times, when we'd do silly things like talk about the movie.
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Woo! I'm back hoooome!

>>5547085
I'm glad you liked it!

>>5547205
That's funny... Old West TT when?

>>5547407
:( Poor Maxine...

>>5547512
That is a high definition VRbit!

>>5547549
Do not imply the lewding of VRbit.

Whatcha all up to, late night booty shaker?
https://youtu.be/C99DizdbYeU?t=12m17s
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>>5548125
It's okay. She's a survivor.
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>>5548144
Still wanna see the dildo workout with Percy! Little guy sweating and giving it his all.
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>>5548144
<3 Shorty Squad...

Say! Do they call themselves 'Shorty Squad'? If so, who came up with the name? Do the other two like it? And how did they come up with it? I imagine they're still bigger than, say, mice or hedge hogs.
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Stream is done, hope everyone enjoyed the movies.

have a goodnight and stay comfy /ztg/
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>>5548239
Sleep tight, bunner!
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Okay guys, summer coat or winter coat?
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Sorry to bother you all. It's me, high guy.

I tried to watch Rush Hour 3. I failed.

Then I acquired 9 tabs open of different versions of Guile's theme.

Now I'm back here.

So comfy.
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>>5548352
That's great and all, but could you keep the images related to Zootopia?
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>>5548352
>acquired 9 tabs
what did he mean by this?
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Good night, thread.

I hope you're feeling better than I am.
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>>5548372
I only post every 1,000 years dude. Just let me have this.
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>>5548337
Hmm... I like them both a lot...

Gun to my head? Summer coat. Only because I bet winter coat would hold a lot of static electricity.

I like that his ears and tail are bigger in winter coat, though.

>>5548352
Hello buddy!

What's next on your high adventure?
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>>5548383
I hope you feel better after a nice snooze Anon. Good night.
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>>5548383
Ah, buddy.

Sleep tight, bunner. I hope you wake up feeling better.
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>>5548337
fluffy foxe to cuddle with to avoid the cold ?
Yes, please.
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>>5542935
i hope everything that you wrote here happens to you.
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>>5548376
I mean't I opened them...I think.

>>5548386
I kinda wanna just get in bed after putting on some random shit on netflix but I can't decide if my legs will let me.
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>>5548337
>ancient fox fluff magic
WINTER
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>>5548383
I doubt that I am, but I hope you have a good night's rest as well.
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>>5548220
It's sort of what I called them because they are all small animals. The name is less fitting if Mr. Pumalice becomes a regular, or the giraffe...

Still the protagonists air on the side of 'short', but since they're rarely around larger animals in comics it's probably less noticeable.

If they did come up with it (or were to ever use it), it does sound like something Hugh would think up, and Percy would like. Max would probably roll her eyes, but not really protest or find it particularly offensive.

>>5548188
I wasn't able to get to a lot of the things I wanted to tonight, and it's possible I may not be able to get to them tomorrow either, but I assure you it's something I hope to draw soon, provided I can pull it off!
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>>5548417
Just imagine how comfy you're going to feel under the covers of your bed with a soft blanket over you and your fluffy pillows and running your fingers over the sheets!

>>5548427
You okay, buddy? Want to talk about what's on your mind?
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>>5548487
talk about a deep throat kiss
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>>5548487
guys

no

that's not

that's not how you kiss

you're doing it wrong
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>>5548487
>platonic vore
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>>5548483
Not him, but I just feel like my art is shit and I shouldn't taint any other CC's work by referencing it.
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>>5548487
Judy's 'loooool' expression in that last panel cracks me up.
Well done, artist.
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>>5548483
But then I can't talk to my pals on Discord.

Life is hard.
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>>5548482
That poor Polecat, all squishy and sad.
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>>5548543
Ah buddy...

I really like all the art posted here. I assure you, if you've ever posted a picture here, you've at least got a fan in me.

And all the other artists here are always happy to give feedback to artists who want to improve! I bet you could chat with them about areas you want to improve.

In any case, I hope you feel better. Part of being a great artist is being self critical, but sometimes the pendulum swings too far. Hope in the future you feel proud of how far you've come.

>>5548575
Chatting on Discord sounds comfy! I guess its a toss up!
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>>5548618
Could always do it from bed though...
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>>5548642
Take a look at this Nick.

Is he comfy in bed?

Go be like Nick! Be comfy in bed!
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Well, it's late and I'm drunk. Any requests?
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>>5548652
Nick would be infinitely better with his bune to cuddle instead of a pillow.
So would I, for that matter.
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>>5548593
Trust me, these are some of the happiest times of his life. He's fine!
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>>5548684
Crossdressing Nick
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>>5548684
Crossdressing Nick AND Finnick!
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>>5548691
Cuddle the Nick! I'll call you CuddleAnon, since you're a good cuddler!
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>>5548684
>filename
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>>5548652
God dammit...maybe.
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>>5548699
He does look happy when hes reading
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>>5548732
Silly Judy! You're too little to be the big spoon!
Sure looks comfy, though.
Snuggly bune backpack. :)
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>>5548684
Marty sleeping in Remmy's fluff?
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>>5548734

Hey, speaking of file name puns...
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>>5548757
Little bigspoon is a SUPER RARE breed of sleepyhead. If you ever find any, please send them over to me!

I have >>5548403 and this one, but they're just so far and few between!
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>>5548403
I still love the ring in this image. It just ties it all together.
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>>5548743
I still don't know what his favorite genre is, but I guess reading is one of his interests.

>>5548759
I second this.
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>>5548797
Urban fantasy romance!
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>>5548483
I don't know if this is much, but I suppose I'll spill what I got.

Every single day is just one big long nothing.
I wake up, I browse the threads, I eat, I play videogames, I go to sleep.
Every day, it's just the same old routine
I can't find it in myself to do anything to break it.
I'm a NEET, a shutin, a spaghetti factory and a lazy-ass waste of resources.
Every time I start trying to fix any of it, I fairly quickly lose all drive to pull through.

What's really bogging me down is that I can't convince myself that it's anyone else's fault but my own.
The fact that I keep living like this is what fuels the loop,
but I've already been doing this shit for so long that I've become dependent on it.

I sometimes think of dying, and when I do, I think of it as a way to lift a heavy burden on everyone around me.
There's nothing much I'm doing here anyways, so I doubt there's too much point in living on.

Sorry if this comes out all edgelordy and shit.
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>>5548779
Little_Big_Spoon needs to be a searchable term. We need more of this adorable comf.
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>>5548806
I could see that, yeah!

I wouldn't be surprised if he had a bit of a romantic side, though not an intense one. Maybe the fantasy would appeal to him, while an urban setting would be down to earth and practical.
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>>5548790
Little signs of their life together...

>>5548830
Ah, buddy... that's a sucky feeling, definitely.

If it makes you feel any better, its never too late to make a change. I'm sure lots of people here would be able and willing to talk about things you can do to improve your routine into something you're more comfortable with. I even met someone who was in the process of doing that-- it was really inspiring...

And its not edgelordy at all, its how you're feeling. If you wanna talk about how you're feeling, you've got at least one anon who'll listen.
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>>5548790
>>5548898
We need savageskye kits
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>>5548830
This post hits me where I live.
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>>5547407
But she turned down sex with a fox because he was a scumbag
She's a good bun
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>>5542226
>>5542340
>>5544009
>>5545220
>>5546006
Anybody got an updated cap?
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>>5548830
Get a job.

Not even trying to be an ass. Get a job. Earn money instead of getting neetbux from the gubmint or your parents.

or join the military, either or
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Who else is having a nice comfy time here? What are you doing anons? I'm doing some homework and working on my fic.

How about we post some music that gets us in the content creation mood?
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>>5548986
There are standards and limits even to her.
She's been burned before. It's natural to be more standoffish and wary.

But when someone's grabbing your boob on a first date that's sort of a sign it's not gonna go well.
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>>5548999
Super comfy :D Lying in bed, chatting with awesome people, looking forward to getting more work done tomorrow, and enjoying my night with all of you <3

And I love hearing that you're working on a fiiiiiic! I hope I read it!

Portico Quartet always gets me thinking creatively...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU-QOtUqp5g
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>>5547510
I certainly do anon
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>>5548999
Getting ready to hit the sack. These are good for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nLsBL_kgG4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAa8dTDcdjM
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>>5548999
Although sometimes I listen to different music to get me into different creative thinking moods.

I listened to this on repeat for like an hour when I outlined Rule of Cool:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4E60Ffa9yQ

>>5549038
Sleep tight, bunner!
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>>5549014
remov bunanons
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>>5549014
>tfw she was fired from the coffee shop because of how she always went on about the fox dick
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>>5548898
Thanks, man; I really appreciate that.

I've talked with a doctor to get some stimulants so I can be assed to do something useful for a change.
I won't be able to get it for a week or so because of complications in my health insurance program though.

Just thought I'd spill my thoughts here anyway to try and cheer up.

>>5548993
Like I said, I lose motivation not very long after I start something.
Anything that requires any mental or physical effort for an extended period of time, whether it's doing chores, writing, drawing, or even reading, I completely shut down within a few minutes after I've started it.

Also, in my state of mental health, I don't think I'll be suitable for military stuff.
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>>5549071
Wow I totally forgot about that little subplot
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>>5546621
from which book you have this?
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>>5549094
I'm rooting for you, anon! I hope the stimulants help!

I'd love to hear from you to know if you're doing better.
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>>5544628
How often is Finnick posted anyway?
As you can tell I'm new to these kinda threads.
Does everyone just jerk it to Nick x Judy and/or "muh OC headcanon"?
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>>5549071
>>5549107
Oh my god.

I learned something new today.

>>5549060
But it was a request!
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>>5549127
I want to ____ that bun
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Gid a shit
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>>5548705
>I told you I could fit in it!
>Nick, you're stretching it out. Take it off.
>AFTER you admit I look better in these jeans than you do.
>I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO IT IS OBVIOUS.
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>>5549141
Stuff
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>>5549149
Gid is for bully
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>>5549141
Watch Percy and Hugh double team
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>>5549152
Pff, I love it!
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>>5549094
Just a note from personal experience, stimulants will only help if you continue to make an effort. Otherwise, you will simply dump all of that focus into your games and web browsing.
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>>5548759
Remmy is soon used as a time-out punishment for Marty, and a natural sleep-aid for the rest.

They just come up to him and shove their faces in his wool until they pass out.

Remmy hasn't worked up the nerve to start charging for it yet.
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>>5549152
This is adorable!

>>5549149
This is funny!

>>5549186
This is... interesting!

I love them both!
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>>5549164
reminder
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>>5549193
*all!

Ah man, its 1 AM... I better get ready for my goodnight message...
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>>5549164
I miss Gideon being our punching bag
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>>5549194
I like this one personally
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>>5549186
Soon, Marty will learn the true pleasures of the wool and he will never want to leave...

Thanks pretty line maker!
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>>5549175
Stop making my 'to do' list so large.
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>>5549214
>Cumpy's dead

F

Also this
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>>5549228
S-sorry
I'll try to cut back on lewding the tube dude and stink twink
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>>5549254
I mean, I'm not gonna stop you.
I just keep getting ideas that I don't have the energy to unleash at this moment in time.

>stink twink
still rude, and racist.
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>>5549276
Percy has a monster dong. Look how big it is compared to his hands.
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>>5549276
Well I wouldn't want you to get overloaded or anything.

And why do Hugh and Percy always seem to be so happy when they're naked together?
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It's that time again. VRbit is gonna become his favorite thing in the world: a sleepyhead.

Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads. It's tough to try to improve yourself, but remember that its something that everyone wants to do, so if you ever want someone to make the journey with you, you won't be alone.
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>>5548779
Have the updated one with her spots.
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>>5549276
That's still such a cute warm image
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>>5549339
Have a good sleep nurgle.
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>>5549346
<3
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>>5549339
Night bunners.
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Someone has create a new thread

>>5549350


>>5549350


>>5549350
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>>5549315
It might be because I imagine if they ever DID get into a relationship, it would be a pretty nice one.

I may also have a weakness for the 'childhood friends to lovers' cliche.

Not that I'm implying I'm going to use it. I just like it.

>Well I wouldn't want you to get overloaded or anything.
I don't have to do all of them or anything. No one's holding a gun to my head. I'll just do what I can when I can.

>>5549286
Don't look at his dong. It makes him self-conscious!

>>5549352
Thank you. Glad you think so!
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>>5549152
I just want to say again that this is super cute and thank you for drawing it!
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>>5549457
Well, I'm happy to doodle. Glad you like it!
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>>5545089
Disgusting. You should be embarrassed.
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>>5542811
Furry /FRZ/
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>>5548385
Why don't you fuck off and stop attention whoring you stoner pile of shit?
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>5550071
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