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Zootopia General: Dreaming of a perfect Afterlife Edition

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Thematic Thursdays: derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays (Suggestions opening soon)
Previous Theme: Date Night
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First for why is writing so difficult
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2nd for Canidae's gloriously thick hips
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>>5528625
Great, thanks for helping Weaver steal another persons character.

What's next? Helping Weaver force a guy to become his girlfrined because he liked his OC?

Like that Duncan guy from Kaiju Combat did?
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reshilling TT related questions about Nick's love life
>what kind of "dates" would Nick and Honey have?
>what kind of dates would Nick and Gazelle have?
>what kind of dates would Nick and Judy have?
since I'm at it
>what kind of dates would Nick and Fangmeyer have?
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Perfect afterlife? Empty and nonexistent, like my hope for the future.
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>>5528683
shut up i dont like autistic hate comments
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>>5528683
Yeah I was gonna call that guy on his bullshit.

Canidae's creator is all that matters if I want to commission art of her.
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>>5528609
op, pardon my newfagness, but do you have a higher res version of that beautiful image?
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Mornin' thread! I'll allow myself to re-shill this TT sub once more, if that's okay.
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hey everyone!
how's you day been so far?

also, post a TT related song! or what you're listening!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYzO6PuROVY
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>>5522358
Sorry it took so long, please ignore the shitty chairs.
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H-hey everyone, Raccoonfag here...
Sigh.
So my date with Beaver didn't go as well as expected.
He, ah... He dumped me.
Turns out the waiter was willing to sneak him a lockpick in exchange for a big tip.
And then he left me to pay the tip.

...Sigh.

Anyways, time to reshill my entry for TT... I guess:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8164255

>Meet Me Midway
>By Raccoonfag
>Chief Bogo has been working himself too hard lately, worrying Benjamin Clawhauser. Can he convince his boss to go out with him for an evening of fun?

How could you leave me Beaver... How?!
Oh, ghost of Cyrano de Bergerac, what can I do?

>kys cuk fgt boio

Wise words... sniff. Wise words...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFood_bTOX4
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>>5528734
Sorry, mate; I just grabbed this image from these threads.
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>>5523860
Have you done any other readthroughs? I miss a lot of threads.
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Rock the greentext request writer has lost internet and will be continuing his projects at a later time.
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>>5528737
Mornin', Mead. Looks great.
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>>5528754
Would you like some rebound oral to get your mind off it?
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>>5528754
wat
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>>5528757
They're on her youtube channel.
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>Dreaming of a perfect...
There is a reasonable chance we'll live to see it.

>>5528513
I just left a 4 hour biology class. EVERY part of this night is awesome, comparatively!

>>5528679
Weaver can steal me. I don't mind. Although I don't have an OC. It'd be a human dating the Weavalope.
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Weaver just cucked Weaver from Weaver by filming Weaver having a one night stand with Weaver and sending it to Weaver, breaking Weaver's heart. Punish Weaver immediately!

-Your humble weaver of tales and fate, Weaver.
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>>5528754
Sigh... I guess I should link some further TT art that the last thread was blessed with.
I'm sure you all will love it.
I wish I could feel so loved...

>>5522746 >>5522810 >>5522812
>>5522824 >>5522847 >>5522857
>>5522871 >>5523299 >>5523213
>>5523670 >>5526644 >>5527455
>>5527485

>>5528753
That's p-pretty nifty. A-always glad to see Remmy happy with his ladies.

>>5523986
>This can only end poorly.

Are you a wizard, little space bun?

>>5524633
>Awesome fic! Super cute! We need more stories like these!

Sniff. T-thanks. Glad you liked it.
It's nice when people like things and tell them...

>>5528790
No. No... I'm good.

>>5528746
>how's you day been so far?

Sigh. Don't ask.

S-sorry, I'll try to be calm and sit here with my beaver doll.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sN05AMV9gY
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>>5528807
Meant to quote >>5528679

>>5528696
Hope for the future is all I live for.
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so i rolled a bunny on my second try, and was told there were too many bunnies, so i rerolled and got a deer

i guess im a deer from deerbrook county who's mursona is a bunny?

thanks again to the based drawfriend for the free arts (and you too tegaki anon)
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Toga here, shilling for probably the second to last time. This is not a TT related entry.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8154437/chapters/18687605

A research team finds Judy after she somehow stumbles into our world. What follows are the audio logs of the head researcher trying to make sense of her arrival.

Inspired by the greentexts which proposed Judy might be treated in similar fashion as an SCP would.
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>>5528754
don't feel so down buddy, where there is life there is hope!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5MAg_yWsq8
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>>5528822
He's a professional cuck. It's not surprising.
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>>5528828
Oh badger, you are loved! You're a badger, literally the most loved mammal ever.
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>>5528828
Come on, it'll be a nice destresser and it'll help you clear your mind, and you won't owe me anything in return.

Just lay back and let my tongue work it's magic.
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Why? Why?!
Awoowoo...
I did everything he could want, gave him flowers, serenaded him, took him to dinner, handcuffed him...
Why Beaver husbandu?!
Abloo bloo...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20
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WildeHopps GET
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>>5528881
>Awoowoo...
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>>5528881
I still think you're sweet. I wouldn't dump you like that
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>>5528882
such disappointment
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>>5527738

Consensual sex is different from rape anon, I hope to god you aren't just learning that now.

>>5528625

Her weaknesses are ungulates and sweets.

>>5527813

Ding ding ding, this guy has it.

>>5528757

https://youtu.be/Y-ziT2Ynwq8

This is a link to one read through, they're all unlisted so I wonder if you can get to them on my channel? If not I'll make them public, so sorry about that!
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>>5528881
All of this is role play, right?
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>>5528921
>Consensual sex is different from rape anon

WHAT

SINCE WHEN? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
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>>5528852
>>5528863
>>5528913
You know what?
You're right!
I'm not gonna take this lying down! I'm gonna fight for my beaver's heart, no matter how many times he runs away, no matter how many restraining orders he puts on me!
Nothing is gonna stop me from making him mine!

>>5528872
No time for that weird blowjob anon! I got a beaver to catch!

>>5528924
The greatest role of all; love.

Booker Beaverly, I love you and no one can ever come between us (except maybe that cute skunk, but that's more of a literal situation...)!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9CD4_3wChM
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Ah, that special feeling from seeing someone post something you did.
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>>5528921
Is her weakness also guys plowing her into the mattress hard enough to break the frame?

How about guys that assume yes until no?
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>>5528921
>ungulates and sweets
I hear Pizza Paddock does dessert pizzas now. And they deliver.
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Well, I figure I might as well join in the re-shilling before going to bed!

http://pastebin.com/Wnp3bULp

Comicanon was most kind in pointing out several areas for improvement/revision, which I will be getting too over the weekend, But for now things are in a serviceable enough state. I hope you enjoy my little contribution.
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>>5528921
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oOT6qB3qK3
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>tfw Nick will be dicked in your lifetime
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>>5528921
>animal crossing style
SKYE IS CUTE
CUUUUUUUTE
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>>5528921
Yeah I couldn't see any of them on your channel, which I assumed is because they're all unlisted. And thanks for responding so quickly.
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Can-ih-day, that is how you say it right?
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>Every day
>Every single day
>Get off work
>Go to trash
>Look for this thread
>Browse art for the most part, and just bask in WildeHopps

What the fuck is wrong with me?
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>>5528946
>Nothing is gonna stop me from making him mine!
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VFuHj9_Tgw
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>>5528946
If he doesn't want you you can't force him to want you.
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>>5528946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyl7_7moaVg
This is you?
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Futa Canidae's huge pendulous balls
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>>5528946
While you're at it, tell him to draw more cuties!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLE_emfAd74
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>>5529031
Not with that attitude! Luckily, it seems Racoonfag isn't a quitter. We should all be so persevering.
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>>5529018
>Every day
>Every single day
>Get off work
>Go to trash
>Vow to get better at life
>Don't
I share a pain
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>>5528976
This is neat. Real neat.

Also you just stole like 4 of the ideas I was working on for my fic, so damn you, Dimitri, damn you to hell, etc.
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>>5527738
I've seen Judy fan art of her getting fucked by every kind of dick imaginable, and yet in my head I won't be able to think of her as anything but a turbovirgin until it's canon confirmed otherwise. It's all about compartmentalization-- porn goes here, canon goes there.
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>>5528946
I mean, you're ok right?
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>>5529050
Mmmm I bet they're sweaty and musky from being between her fat thighs all day.
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>>5529018
it could be worse, anon

you could shittily doodle some of that art like me

and go further into the abyss
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>>5529060
...Can I go to the Visiti one? Devil Nick's a real hottie.
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>>5528288
>>5528692

>what kind of "dates" would Nick and Honey have?
I imagine Nick would still be in his hustling days, and Honey, of course, is spending a lot of her free time working on being prepared to bug out. Cheap, greasy fast food places (think Hipponese take out and Alec's food truck) and beers and movies at either of their place to keep things inexpensive-- Honey's if Nick needs to lay low, and Nick's if Honey is convinced there are spies in her bunker.

>what kind of dates would Nick and Gazelle have?
We talking high school AU? Nick's a charmer and talks a fast game, so he'll be bringing Gazelle along to hip restaurants with a sophisticated yet chill atmosphere (fusion joints, places with live DJ sets, way small portions for double the price tag). Gazelle would do most of the talking, but Nick would be on the ball with a joke that sends her laughing out of control. After food, a drive home in Nick's car-- parking it off the side of the road for a brief spell (gotta bring her home before 11, though).

>what kind of dates would Nick and Judy have?
Nick would show her the sites of Zootopia that he knows, and Judy would drag Nick to see the site of Zootopia he never wants to know. Nick is functional, and he likes what he knows, and he has pride about knowing the best-kept-secrets of Zootopia. In his mind, Judy wants to see the touristy stuff. LA metaphor: Nick wants to take Judy to Wurstkuche, but Judy wants to get Pinks. However, Nick'll warm up to the enthusiasm Judy has for where she goes, and might be coaxed so see things her way.

>what kind of dates would Nick and Fangmeyer have?
I like Fangmeyer to be the silent, smiling partner, and Nick to be able to show his enthusiasm. He lays on as much cool and smug and self congratulation as he can, and Fang chuckles along with him. Nick puts effort into bringing Fangmeyer to places that will astound and amaze her, and Fang is always accepting, but she's fine with a 24 hour diner. Snuggles follow at her place.
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>TT is over
Sounds like the perfect time to repost!
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>>5529096
Thanks for putting up with my bs! You're all pretty based.
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>>5529077
No. You go to the hell with Incuped and Succubun.
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>>5529106
Thank you based comic merchant, you are a lovely and wonderful piggu.
Have a sweet-ass night, Inky.
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>>5529094
>dat bottle of PASTOR in the corner
H E L P !
E
L
P
!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z13qnzUQwuI
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Try everything?
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>>5529118
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>>5528958

She's strong willed and competent, but folds at the first sign of physical aggression.

>>5528974

Oooh!

>>5528986

I fucking love you anon.

>>5529017

Can-ih-dee or Can-ih-dye actually, but I personally say Can-ih-day for ease.

>>5529015

So sorry about that, but thank you for letting me know. All the readthroughs public now

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXU8ErKC98KawU-XwxndeeA
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>>5529019
I'd praise the sun with you, but I'm primarily nocturnal, so I'll just have to ask you to send the sun my regards.

>>5529035
Seems apt.

>>5529031
...I don't follow.

>>5529053
I'm an inspiration to a whole generation!

>>5529052
Will do!

>>5529064
Sure, sure... As fine as any raccoon in constant romantic pursuit of a beaver can be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbU3zdAgiX8
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>>5529165
>but folds
more like butt folds laom
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>>5529165
Ok now the important part,

Can I get her laying in my lap so I can feed her chocolates and rub her belly?

Maybe while we watch some really dumb movies.
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>>5529106
This was really heartwarming
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Oh, Canidae~
A hot and hefty ma'am!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With growing groins you set arise,
The Zoo threads strong and free!
Spread nice and wide,
O Canidae, we stand up fast for thee~
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>>5529165
Only physical aggression? How about aggressive verbosity. Could one manumit her lasciviousness with loquaciousness?
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>>5529225
I'd like to make her a hot and hefty MOM if you know what I mean.
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>>5529165
Thanks!
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Canadadaeennedydog just lost the selection and thus cucked by Swineton
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>>5529018
Nothing, far as I can tell. Is it really any different from any other form of daily 4chan usage? As long as you don't let it get in the way of shit that actually matters, what's the problem?
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>>5529240
HEY

I'LL BE THE ONLY CUNNING LINGUIST HERE, FUCCBOI.
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I want pizzacolt to fuck pizzacat.
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>>5529165
What about mental aggression
a combination of verbal aggressions and happenstances and foolery that whittles your mettle, and dulls your wit, puts the parking break on your drive to be outgoing and slowly twisting and turning your mind until you accept yourself as a fat worthless sack of lard only ever good for being held in a stockade for the good citizens to use as a publicly-owned cumdumpster.
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>>5529165
Was that guy James' mistake that he showed weakness when Aurelina started shutting him down, or did he lose her when he called her a slut?
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So Canidae could be dominated by any size pred or prey as long as they show physical aggression?

Canidae should get fucked by Bunny burrow
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>>5529290
I'm sure he wants that too, but he's too much of an adorable dork to make it happen.
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>>5529243
Mayor of Many? I'm sure she'll appreciate your vote, anon!
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>>5529311
>Mr. Big makes frowny face
>Canidae presents rear
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>>5529316
No you idiot I want to leave her immobile with my pups.
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>>5529272
Fuccboi?

I'll have you know that I am extremely masculine. I mean, sure I mostly do cardio, and only really lift when doing squats. I may get the occasional manicure/pedicure. My preference for entertainment veers more towards opera and plays than sports, it is true. And I have, from time to time, been called "ma'am" instead of sir.

But I'm certainly not some girly fuccboi, pridurok.
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>>5529338
Keep your cancerous circlejerk contained.
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>>5527323
>Judy sighed as she sat back against her chair.
>"This place is too expensive. We are going to split the bill." Judy ordered as she started to mentally calculate the bill.
>Nick leaned forward to Judy. "Listen. Ca-Judy" he trie to say, but he was quickly cut off by Judy.
>"Be yourself, Nick. You know I like your nicknames." she said as she started to smile at Nick, who started to smile in return.
>"There is no way I'm leaving you with his bill, either. my course alone was $70! It better come out on golden plates!" Judy teased as she gave Nick a little playful smile.
>Nick smiled as he held back laughter, until finally, it escaped.
>"Carrots, this is why I like you." he said a she took her paws into his.
>She laughed back as they held on to each other... that is until their food came.
>They talked and they enjoyed each others company as they ate.

>As the night winded down, and they split the bill... Judy stood outside of her door, as Nick held her arm in his.
>"So... thanks for helping me pay for... the dinner..." Nick said to the best of his ability to not sound whiney. "I hope you had a good night." he said as he leaned down to kiss her forehead.
>Judy just smiled as she said "Well... it doesn't have to end now." as she gave him a sly wink.
>"The dinner was great, and I appreciate the gesture of wanting to pay yourself."
>Nick felt blood rush to his cheeks as he was lead into Judy's apartment.
>"That bill was at least three weeks of paychecks, I was not about to let my favorite fox be broke just for me."
>He just grinned at her as he turned on the light "You are the most important thing in my life. I would risk being moneyless for you."
>Judy smirks back at Nick as she pulled him into her apartment. The door closes behind them and the light turns off.

THE END

Sorry Anons, I lost internet and my pc reset.
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>>5529349
There is no winning. It's the "Discord Exclusive" meme one way and "Cancerous Circlejerk" the other way.

I decided to hedge my bets and go with this to piss off fewer people.

I'll try keeping it Discord Exclusive next time, alright?
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>>5529346
You can be our fluffer, fuccboi.

Put that mouth to better use cleaning us up for round 2.

Maybe I'll even fuck your ass if she gets too sore.
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>>5529332
While babysitting your kids would be a wonderful PR opportunity, it hardly seems like the most efficient use of her time.

Perhaps she could give a speech at their school about the importance of voting and being involved in local politics, though!
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>>5529353
>Judy slunk against the wall by her door
>"Cheap fox, now I need to call in a few favors with Gideon, have his sister accidentally "date" him so I can drop his broke ass and go out with someone with money. Like Gideon."
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why do the thread and discord hate each other

its literally the same userbase
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>>5529377
Is that a threat, or a promise?
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>>5529385
Listen.

I'm going to fuck her and leave her pregnant.
She may be good at debates, but this isn't one.
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>>5529403
Except for a select few who actively avoid, and by extension hate on, the Discord.
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evens seek
odds contain
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>>5529403
Because being a pitchfork wielding mob is fun!
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>>5529403
different cultures
and userbase is different, there's overlap, but not complete sharing
It's also a terrible idea because offsite communities for generals always lead to splitting cultures and thread wars.
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>>5529405
It's a notice so you can prepare yourself.
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>>5529370
>>5529403
>>5529410
>>5529416
>>5529424
just gonna post this instead of the 100+ word rant that I had originally intended
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAtCE3lbvNo
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>>5529401
But Nick entered with her.
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>>5529205

Are you a dude, anon? Because she's a lesbian. Not to worry; your imagination is boundless.

>>5529225

This is so stupid I can't help but appreciate the effort put into the rhyme scheme.

>>5529240

You might find your thesaurus lacking when it comes to words meant for attacking.

>>5529299

That started out a little too Riddler for my liking, but yes, a woman of her political standing has as many enemies as friends. And mindbreak is a treat!

>>5529302

Exactly true. He didn't have the social chops to back up his threats. She's an alpha, he's just an heir to an alpha.

>>5529311

Her daddy was aggressive, so I suppose it's ingrained. There was a joke where she thought bounce houses were restaurants.


As much as I love talking to you guys, I'm gonna bow out so as not to spam the thread with this back and forth. Have a happy Date Night!
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>>5529426
Sounds good to me. I get to watch you fuck her. I get to get fuck by you. When you've worn yourself out, I get to fuck her. I'm really not seeing the downside for me. You're a pretty swell fellow. I'm sorry I called you a pridurok
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>>5529468
>only bunanon may post her zoosone
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>>5528976
I liked it.
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>>5529290
I want it to happen
Nonconsentually.
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>>5529457
Ahem. You are a slatternly wench, a vile and licentiousness creature of the lowest order, fit only to service more preeminent mammals.

In short, you're pretty cute. Wanna catch a flick?
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>>5529457
If there's one thing I've learned, it's that sexual orientation is rarely ever solid.
We can start it as a threesome if she isn't sure, get Gazelle in on it, but it wouldn't be the first mind I've changed.

>>5529463
I'd wear you both out before I needed a rest.
The downside is fluffers get locked in chastity.
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>>5529096
>>5529106
I still love this. Is it Percy's apartment and Hugh's just crashing there again like in the comic?
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>>5529403
Non-Content creators name fagging is a cancer to any community that wants to be good.

Hell, Content creators name fagging when they aren't posting content is cancer.
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>>5529495
Thank you kindly. It was my pleasure to write.
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>tfw I've been collecting so many Canidae pics that she warrants her own subfolder
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Hey, to whoever responded a few threads back, you can go ahead and write whatever you want in pic related? So long as it's not a giant departure of the basic themes of the story.
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This just in. Hares have really curly, looping penises. How can rabbits even compete?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhsBanks7iU
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>>5529526
Yeah.
Percy has the largest apartment, so most hangouts seem to be there.

Then again his is too large even for him. He likes it that way.
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Where can i get some pictures of canidae's fat ass
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>>5529486
Yeah, I'm sorry, I realised my hypocrisy for liking one and not the other but I couldn't delete it fast enough to hide the faggotry from you
I apologise for any damage you may have taken from witnessing my post, anon
>>5529517
eeuugh
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>>5529547
Stop forcing your fetish shit.

No functioning higher society could survive in which a major portion of the populace had to fear murder
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>>5529522
Hmmm. Dominant, or overcompensating. I wonder.
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>Canidae and Swinton have a debate.
>Everyone assumes it'll devolve into lesbian sex, maybe an orgy, SOMEHOW.
>Get tricked into watching 2 hours of actually really solid policy outlines and platform outlines.
>Swinton & Canidae wait until the cameras are off to start making out.
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>>5529599
It could be both or neither.

In reality its just another roleplay to me so I can just play any role but god damn what I'd do to a body like Canidae's.
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>>5529593
People live under oppresive or corrupt governments all the time, what are you talking about?
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Way too many interruptions for this TT, but I loved seeing all the content and the comics and the fics and the greentexts and the adventures everyone made.

TT is my favorite...

Reshilling all read fics!

Its Nick and Judy's one year anniversary, and its a night of celebration! However, Nick hasn't been on his best behavior, so Judy takes it on herself to set him straight (manners wise). Will Nick be able to overcome his fear of muzzles? Will Judy be able to start a family? What sort of stock options will the mystery bunny offer? Find out in "In Zooviet Russia, Bun Has You!" by FoxyProf/Dr. Dimitri Lisavich!

Text here:
http://pastebin.com/Wnp3bULp

Blind read through here:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/in-zooviet-russia-bun-has-you

Nick's got a hot date this Valentine's Day! But nobody-- not even Judy knows who he's going with! Will Nick be able to sway the lucky lady's heart? Will she be able to look past her prejudices and see Nick's good side? Will Bucky and Pronk be quieter if they knew what Judy thought about them? Find out in A Foxy Date, by Prester John!

Text here:
http://pastebin.com/tS0eZBPp

Blind read through here:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/a-foxy-valentine


Clawhauser's been badgering Bogo to take some time off and relax, and so the two take a trip to the Midway for a night of fun! However, Clawhauser left out the fact that it's couples night! Will Clawhauser be able to get Bogo to lighten up? Will Bogo find a way to blow off some steam? Will Mr. Whaley Whale and Ms. Narlywhal be the hottest ship since the one Bunanon's not allowed to talk about? Find out in Meet Me Midway, by Raccoonfag!

Text here:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8164255

Blind read through here:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/meet-me-midway

Remember that if you would like a blind read through, you can just ping me and I'll put it on my to-read list :)

Have you all had a great TT? What was your favorite part? My favorite part was being with you all.
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>>5529599
overcompensating
He's literally bragging to a fat-fetishist furry RP-er in a 4chan thread about a furry movie, making bold statements about his sexual endeavors
It's like I accidentally logged into F-list
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>>5529650
She pretends her character has depth too.
She is just a porn character now. Variety may have helped, but I don't think the character can even be redeemable anymore.
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>>5529640
I enjoyed the thrill of participating for the first time and having written something entertaining, even if there is room for improvement!
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>>5529650
Lighten up man, I was just having fun and rolling with it.

I know, fun on 4chan, such a foreign concept.
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No wildecest this time, I am disappoint...
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>>5529640
>My favorite part was being with you all.
This is TOO SWEET.

we have gone TOO FAR
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>>5529689
i was half expecting it
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>>5529685
>fun = furry ERP
my whole life perspective has been changed anon, thank you so much
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>>5529680
I love it when people do something for the first time... and there is always room for improvement! The best part of every day is knowing you've improved from yesterday!

>>5529695
You're the sweetest <3 I'll work hard on VR to make sure one day I can hug you from here!
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>>5529650
Really, there's no need to be like that. Everything's done in good fun; for merriment and pleasure. Perhaps, if you so wished, you could try it. Certainly better than being so bitter.
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>>5529567
I wonder if it's cheaper for a short mammal family to rent a smaller apartment for bigger mammals, or a bigger apartment that's scaled for them.
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>>5529640
Meet Me Midway is one of the most satisfying reads I've had in a while. Love or hate Bengo, it's got what you're looking for.
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>>5529703
Look where you are.

And look at all the stupid shit that's gone on in these threads "for fun".
TT was literally furry RP, The Day.
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>>5529710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1xpTdx1Nn0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1xpTdx1Nn0
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>>5528737
You bet that's okay.
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>>5529714
I'm afraid I'm not versed enough in economics or animal real estate to answer this.

All I know is I bet most of his neighbors nearly step on him on a regular basis.
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>>5529720
Thanks anon, glad you enjoyed it.
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>>5529744
>It's a Percy's apartment gets broken into one night by large mammals expecting a large mammal living their
>It's a they then rape and break Percy episode
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>>5529721
TT was literally Date Night, the ERP was all on you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PivWY9wn5ps
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>>5529758
Anon, don't rape Percy.
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Is Judy a Disney Princess?
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>>5529768
No, that's Nick.
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>>5529714
I wonder if there are problems with homeless small animals just living in nooks and crannies in appartements and houses of large animals. Something like homeless rats living secretly in the sock drawer of an elephant or a hamster setting up camp below a rhinos porch.
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>>5529758
Why anon

Why must every Percy episode end in rape?

>>5529765
Yeah!
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>>5529768
No, that's Nick.
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>>5529765
I'm not raping Percy.

The Rhino Chick and her Grizzly Boyfriend are raping Percy.
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>>5528737
Anons, if you were working at Disney right now, how would you go about making Jack a reality is Twotopia?
I would do pic related
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>>5529779
Hell, people live in crawlspaces of other people's houses. It'd be nearly impossible to notice a small family of mice living in something like a lion's house.
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>>5529761
Whatever man, stay bitter.
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>>5529780
Didn't study hard enough in college. Remember kids, always turn your assignments in on time, or you'll become a rape magnet!
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>>5529786
Percy is for non-contact romance only.
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Its time for this bun to hit the sack.

It was a wonderful date, and its time for us to kiss and say goodnight.

Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads. If the mark of a successful date is whether you get the next, then know that I'm looking forward to seeing you again soon.
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I am going to use a vibrator on Percy's adorable little dicklette.
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>>5529710
>Certainly better than being so bitter.
It's probably silly but this place has brought me back from being a complete asshole of a burned out cynic.

I find myself enjoying things that I would've written off as total shit before. I've gotten to the point where I'm less judgmental of myself and I can make my own creative stuff without hating the shit out of it and giving up.

I dunno. Just a product of being around positive energy I guess.

>>5529804
Sleep well!
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>>5529353
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>>5529804
G'night VRBunner.
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>>5529789
Sketchy agent with a shadowy agenda. It would seem like he was one of the bad guys, but he'd really have been on Nick and Judy's side all along. Sort of a reverse of the "surprise villain" trend Disney's got going on.
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>>5529578
I can draw some.
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>>5529791
Unless they smell them
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>>5529811
I'll fite u m8
swr 2 god
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>>5529793
I'll continue to take my fries with extra-bitter anon extract, to go
thank you and good day
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>>5529835
Or hear their giant, to them, HD tvs.
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>>5529831
Can you draw it bound with a rope running right trough her cheeks and pussy?
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>>5529846
anyone got source on that comic?
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>>5529812
I know what you mean! Well, to a point. I was already generally pretty happy, but I've found that I'm more willing to step out of my comfort zone lately.
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>>5529812
>t's probably silly but this place has brought me back from being a complete asshole of a burned out cynic.
>I find myself enjoying things that I would've written off as total shit before. I've gotten to the point where I'm less judgmental of myself and I can make my own creative stuff without hating the shit out of it and giving up.
>I dunno. Just a product of being around positive energy I guess.
What the hell is happening to us? I'm scared.
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I hope my fic is better, night anons!
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>>5529858
How many pictures of Canidae are there where isn't tied up in rope?
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>>5529861
Hope. May or may not contain bird daemon.
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>>5529877
More than there needs to be.

I still want a hitachi in that image just a few inches too far back so she has to rock back and forth tho get off.
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>>5529794
Man, Zootopian colleges are STRICT.

>>5529803
This anon gets it.

>>5529811
Jesus christ
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>>5529859
I can't find the source, but here's part one:
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>>5529897
And here's part two:
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>>5529894
It isn't direct contact to hold a bullet vibe on each side of his cock.
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I wonder how canon the comics are going to be. I'm kind of hoping that Byron and Moore do the completely irresponsible George Lucas thing and deam everyone licensed product canon so we have more content to outline the movie universe, not just a bunch of ambiguous stuff written for other countries like what we got with the latest release.

Really, it'd be big news of that comic about Flash was canon because it would give us a lot of insight on how Zootopians view interspecies dating.
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>>5529894
Does Percy listen to music or is he mainly just into his books?
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At the risk of sounding mushy, anyone have stories about how the threads have inspired you? Any moments in particular stand out?
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>>5529894
>Radio Herd

Well at least he has some taste.
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>>5529926
Yeah I just jacked off to that gay shit between weaver and the goat maid.
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>>5529909
I really hope that it's not canon for two reasons:
1. I really want z2 to be about the struggles of interspecies relationships in the modern society, and a casual hyena-sloth pickup like that would completely shatter that
2.cuck memes

>>5529940
I may be really tired but you legitimately made my night
Never change, 4chan
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Good morning thread! One last shilling of my TT submission!
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>>5529952
That was my only desire, Anon.

Have a good one.
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>>5529926
I didn't write any fiction before coming to ZTG, but after hanging out for a while I was inspired.
So inspired I wrote Open Relationship.
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>>5529961
>open relationship

More commonly known as cuckoldry.
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>>5529959
And here I see that I made the words on Clawhauser paper difficult to read. Well, what is done is done.
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>>5529908
Why not just strap it on and let him writhe about all day trying not to cum?
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Hey, folks. You're doing alright? There's still time to post your work and while some outstanding submissions are expected to arrive throughout the weekend, it's time to move on with the times which means


>THEME SUGGESTIONS ARE NOW OPEN

>Go to
>http://derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
>Sheet 08 Edition
>Add your theme suggestion

remember, keep the themes
>broad
>interesting to either write, sing or draw about
>sfw
>and please, please please do read through the list of suggestions to make sure there are no redundant suggestions

it's a two-fold challenge - not only for the content creators to come up with something interesting based on the chosen theme, but also for the anons to come up with interesting themes.

As always, many thanks to the capper(s), VRbit and Candidae for blindreads, content creators for being amazing, all the anons for being an absolute marvel and of course warm welcome to those who had participated in the event for the first time - hope you had fun!

>>5529812
>>5529860
well, that's the power of comf. We are good people, we want to be able to act good, and out of all the places on the internet where nobody ows anyone anything and anons can do whatever they want, ironically /trash/ gives us a platform to be nice, compassionate and kind to each other.

It's great ot see you guys are doing okay and let your goodness be an inspiration and example for those who haven't yet, for lack of better word, recovered.


Stay awesome and remember I love you all very much!
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>>5529908
I want to argue with this, but I can't.

>>5529914
Hugh and Max are the bigger music fans. I don't imagine he hates music, but he probably prefers just ambient noise and instrumental things. Maybe softer music.

>>5529927
You didn't think he only listened to one band, did you?
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>>5529926
Well one day I watched zootopia and somehow found myself on these threads and then I said to myself, "I should start capping their greentexts"
and here i am.
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>>5529959
>mfw i was here for your previous shillings and this funnier each time
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>>5529290
>>5529515

>It's a Pizzacolt being raped by an in-heat Pizzacat and he's too ashamed to admit it was nonconsentual episode.
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>>5529968
I'd rather keep it on low so he whimpers, writhes, and begs me not to take them off this time.
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>>5529970
>You didn't think he only listened to one band, did you?

...Yes.
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>>5529979
>It's a "getting raped by a female in heat is rape on your part because she couldn't help herself" episode
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>>5529907
There was also this page before it
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>>5529975
I love the expressions in this.

The things poor judy has to put up with.
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>>5529988
Well then, it's time to be corrected!
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>>5529970
>Ambient noise
Percy listening to his favourite Harsh Noise album when?
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>>5529909
>Really, it'd be big news of that comic about Flash was canon because it would give us a lot of insight on how Zootopians view interspecies dating.

Honestly that might be the only real significance the comics have, nothing else really changes how we would view Zootopia. The idea that no one would bat an eye at a Hyena/Sloth date means that all the interspecies bias is bullshit. I"m willing to bet more that a couple would get odd looks for a specific species rather than the fact it is interspecies ("why are you dating a fox? they are shifty you know.").

>>5529952
I personally would rather not have the sequel deal with "interspecies relationship" bias, or at least not in a big way. The first movie was already about overcoming prejudice; do we really need to do the song and dance again? Especially since this would be Judy "fuck society" Hopps? I really want the sequel to focus on Nick and Judy growing as individuals, specifically Nick.
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>>5529907
There's like twelve more pages to that but I'm going to sleep
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>>5530023
at least source it, please anon
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>>5529926
I tried writing fanfiction before for previous fandoms, but I could never really get into it. Then I wrote "Drying Off".

>>5529961
>Open Relationship
That still makes me laugh to this day. Maybe someday we will get rid of "bunshaming", but until then I can get a kick out of "washing off the dirt" and "drunk Judy cheating on Nick".
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>>5530034
I honestly have no clue what the source is, I just translated it when someone else posted it here

I can tell you there's sixteen pages total: Half where Nick gets drunk, half where Judy gets drunk.
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Why is cuckolding so popular in this fandom?

Subliminal messaging in the movie or just a bunch of degenerates happening to like it?
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>>5530061
Then ad least dump all of it
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>>5530065
because memes
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>>5530066
Fucken' FINE
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>>5529926
Well, the threads in general made me rethink my life: I was not fully enjoying it, because I was simply letting it drift, without taking control of it. I did things but I never tried to push; it was more waiting for the occasion that may never come than working towards its realization. Inspired by the threads I began doing things: going to the gym, drawing, hanging out more. And I have no intention to stop.
>Any moments in particular stand out?
The best moments from the threads for me are when we can help another anon. Here I've seen sad people getting happier, anons getting the resolve to face their problems, depressed ones getting a new view on life. They are all wonderful and are too many to choose, but I will retain every single one of them in my heart.

>>5529969
Thank you TT anon! Also I want to ask, do you already have a preliminary count of the number of works until now for this TT?

>>5529976
>>5529994
Thank you! Happy you liked it! I tried to put a lot of work in the expressions; I'm still learning a lot as a drawfag, so this was a really nice training.
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>>5530077
Page 2-6 is >>5529993
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>>5530065
When your ideal ship doesn't work out, it's funny to say that the character who remains single got cucked.
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>>5530100
>Bogo and Clawhauser shipping them in the background
All of my yes.
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>>5530124
And end
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>>5529878
For some reason, I think that Tzeentch, chaos god of change seems to be the more reasonable of the 4 chaos gods. Or is there some dark side of it I don't yet understand or know.
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>>5530127
Thanks for the dump

Shame the comic itself is a bit of a cocktease
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As we say goodbye to this TT, how about we post some cute music about dating, love, or something dumb like that:

http://youtu.be/zsyjS_vJfkw
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>>5530041
Hey, Popo, how you been?

Any new fics/greens lately?
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Reshill
(I wonder if I'll ever create anything related to the TT theme.)

>>5527046
Sweet! It's a date, heh

>>5528513
>>5529640
It was a wonderful (date) night yesterday.
Never having touched upon anything approaching animation before, I had to acquaint myself with all kinds of stuff to make the thing work. Ended up sitting up way too late due to this friday being kind of easy concentration-wise.
(...Today will still be a bitter fight against adenosine, though!)
My favourite part was coming home after a long day (and after biking through an onsetting storm).

>>5529804
Good night/morning!

>>5528976
Professor Lisavich, it's nice to see you're so creatively proliferative. (I'll try to read your fic when I get the time.)

>>5529970
>You didn't think he only listened to one band, did you?
Oh dear.. I'm afraid the statistics on this regarding ICP is rather tragic.. It's nice to know that Hugh's an anomaly in this, though.

>>5529812
>>5529861
<3
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>>5529976
Source of image?
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Here's some Canidae butt. I can probably get in a request or two before I call it a night.
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>>5530147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E
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>>5530181

got it from two threads ago
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>>5530182

Awesome job Heresy! Tell me this isn't her date night?
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>>5530182
Could you draw Molly, the giraffe?
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>>5530198
It could be.
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>>5529952
Them growing as a couple would be awkward to focus on considering how unprofessional it would be. Judy is the type to be married to her work and Nick is too smart to develope feelings for someone like her. The politics of cops dating would also play into this minefield of drama and they'd soak up the whole movie with just that.
A lot of the charm of Zootopia was the side characters. A movie about their relationship would make for a worse movie.

>>5530020
There's a chance that everyone in the comic was relatively liberal. Even today there's racial tension but a lot of us don't openly scoff at interracial relationships in public.
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>>5530170
>that presumed tongue action
why hello there
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well goodnight thread, lets post some comfy music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCUmmvWHS2Q
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>>5530202
She likes ogling her husband, so he no doubt likes ogling her too.
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>>5530182
Heresy, could you draw Honey, presumably on a date with Nick?
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>>5530182
Comfy lewd, Judy and Nick
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>>5530013

>>5530170
I still like this.

>Oh dear.. I'm afraid the statistics on this regarding ICP is rather tragic.. It's nice to know that Hugh's an anomaly in this, though.

ICP was a high school love of his, but he's still attached to the band, clearly.

>>5530182
Your style is very lovely!
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>>5530250
I think that I like a thicker Honey, like this version.
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>>5530134
Well we can start with the obvious, he is a Dark God of Chaos itself. Tzeentch is the kinda a guy to praise you and build you up then watch you fall apart later because it was in one his many, many plans that he made sure you were not privy to up until your inevitable demise. He's just a huge dick because reasons.
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>>5530182
>rear boob view

best
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>>5530263
Rip
Percy Polecat
The noise was too harsh
4evr in our harts
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>>5530263
Oh man his tail is floofing up so much, thanks Inky!
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>>5530110
And here it is a reaction image that I always forget to make. For you, thread.
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>>5530263
What happened to the poor polecat after his sister found him with the huge dildo?
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>>5530303
I hope he got new locks, also Rex's number.
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>>5530308
Rex is low tier
Percy should get with a classy mammal, like Hugh
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>>5530311
Gross, he listens to ICP!
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>>5530318
What is Hugh's favorite ICP song?
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>>5530318
fucking magnets
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>>5530325
>mfw I used to actually listen to this trash because my sister was into it

I want to murder my childhood memories.
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>>5530325
I don't know any of their songs so I would assume one that deals with skunks.

>>5530326
How do they work?
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>>5530326
How DO they work?
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>>5530154
Pretty good. Been busy at the office (you have to love working at a fed office during this time of year....) so I haven't had the chance to work on anything for TT. Going to try to do something over tomorrow and the weekend for it.

How have you been doing?
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Judy and Finnick porn please....
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>>5530394
Judy is for Clawhauser reeeee
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>>5530380
Personally? Last two weeks were a nightmare for this film project I was involved in.

At the end of the first, I over-strained myself, didn't help much during the weekend, and after a full day on Monday, my hip & right leg were in so much pain, I had to call in sick on Tuesday, but HAD to be there on Wednesday.

Director's been so bitchy, our primary makeup artist and our PA were near tears this morning before she showed. I can only thank god that we finished a day early, but I have breaking down our set to look forward to this oh-so lovely Friday.
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Results are in!
It seems that the bun's B-side is preferred to the foxe's one by 2 over 3 anons!
http://www.strawpoll.me/11327482/r
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>>5530325
House of Mirrors, of course!

I've actually only listened to like three of their songs myself. I'd be the world's shittiest juggalo

>>5530326
No. They were too preachy for him by then.
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sup /trash/bags
/pol/ here
i just wanted to remind you that you re all a bunch of degenerate furries
ave kek
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>>5530423
>that pic

Oh my god I love you
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>>5530428
sup /pol/tard
thanks for the reminder friend
have a good night
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>>5530405
Clawwhoser?

>>5530416
Bune is best.

>>5530428
Hi there! Slow night after the debates?
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>>5530394
Well I see this one, and one other... enjoy I guess http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1964884#search=Finnick%20Lt._Judy_Hopps
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>>5530416
I'm gay but I prefer bunbun
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>>5530394
You have a problem, sir
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>>5529338
For whatever it's worth, I would like all content to be shared with the thread.
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>>5530437
>night
not from where i m from
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Boney_M! How goes the next chapter of Rabbit Clan's Fox?
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>>5530423
>Juggalo buffalo
YES
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>>5530501
For once you're not going to have to wait two or three days to get a response.

It doesn't go. Last few days have been rough. But it's the top of the to do list once things unfuck themselves over here.
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>>5530557
Shit, hope things get better for ya Boney. Keep being a cool duder.
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>mfw thematic Thursday threads are always so comfy
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>>5530596
Who is this cute vixen?
Is she a younger Mrs. Wilde?
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>>5530453
>cucking
>human penis
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>>5530285
Its a good thing I praise the God Emperor of Mankind instead.
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>>5530606
it's Jaguar!

based on Weaver's rendition of him in The Sunny Day on the Farm
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>>5530606
>cute vixen

Got some news for you, pal.
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>>5530134
I like nurgle, a pretty chill guy who just wants everyone to get along.
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>>5530606
No clue, just a random image of what I think is a random OC.
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>>5530673
Comicanon?
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>>5530134
All of the Chaos Gods have good, noble sides as well as evil sides that fuck up your life. That their evil sides are the most prominent is a reflection of how shitty the 40k universe is.

Khorne is martial valour. Slaanesh is pride and artistic achievement. Nurgle is endurance and acceptance. Tzeentch is hope and the quest for knowledge.
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>>5529675

her character could have depth
its just that shes realized that nobody gives a shit about depth here
all anyone wants is the porn, so they give us what we want
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>>5530681
We'll have to watch and see if he spreads any plagues.
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>>5530702
Porn is the easiest way to appeal to the masses here, but far from the only. It's just more difficult to make character depth that appeals to a lot of people.
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>>5530692
>forgetting the most powerful god of chaos
you've doomed us all anon
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>>5530713
yeah, but
with her
its either rp and fics to explore her character depth, or porn that doesn't reflect the character but rather the owner's tastes

as a writefag, i can confirm that fics involving ocs that aren't thread darlings are never fucking read, ever, and all rp is reeeeeeeeeeeeeee'd at
so porn is the only thing i see left, so im not surprised thats what shes going for
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>>5530702
Gonna have to disagree there, I like porn but I love porn of characters I find interesting. Canidae just does nothing for me cause I don't know much about her and the things I do know just don't interest me.
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>>5530722
>forgetting that the Egyptian god of the darkness is more properly pronounced as 'kuk'

Not even joking. Do some research.
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>>5528946
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>>5530759
Nobody comes between those two and their beaver

Nobody
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>>5530759
Badger vs two otters, place your bets!
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>>5530759
Freddy should get his sling out, break that idiot's boombox
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>>5530776
I love badgers... but otters are so cute and I think this particular badger might be a sex offender.

20 bucks on the Otters
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>>5530628
He looks feminine in >>5530596
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>meant to go to bed hours ago
>suddenly almost 4am
Whoops, time for sleep.
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>>5530250
Here you go, Nick and Honey on a date.

I'll try and do some more of your requests in the morning, although I need to get a bit of sleep first.
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>>5530814
Nice work Heresy! Poor Honey, what happened?
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>>5530814

honey's really not a 'dress' kind of girl
no wonder she looks so down
the face of a badger who realizes shed rather be at home spooning then out on a date
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>>5530759
>filename
So Jacob's the type to take the time to find out if you're okay first while Freddy is the type to get rid of the problem ASAP so you don't end up worse off?
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>>5530692
I think it would make them more sympathetic if their 'good' sides were clear. I didn't know about this until now.
Maybe its some trick to lure me over to chaos?

Which board should I go to for warhammer 40k stuff? I don't want to go further off topic.
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>>5530847
>>>/tg/
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>>5530847
/tg/
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>>5530829
She's probably just nervous about being all dolled up for once.
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>>5530829
She's shy about being seen on a date with Nick, and embarrassed about wearing a dress because she thinks everyone's staring at her. Nick is trying to reassure her that she looks fine.
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>>5530842
That's what makes them so perfect a combination
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>>5530759
>>5530770
Aww, such caring roommates.
Beav is very lucky to have them.
I wonder if it's pertinent to ask them for their blessing..?

>>5530776
WEll as they say, "always bet on black", and I'm something like... 20% black in my fur coloring, so those are decent odds when you consider that they're brownish and no one bets on brown.

>>5530781
Oop! Please don't, I'm borrowing this from my friend VRBit.
Well... Implied borrowing. You know how rabbits are about sharing.

>>5530791
"Sex offender"?
Sir. SIR.
That would imply I was arrested and convicted of a sex crime.
Now, uh... Pardon me, but I think that Freddy chap made good on that 911 call...
Toodles!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
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>>5530857
>>5530859
thnx
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>>5530872
>no one bets on brown.
Racism
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>>5530926
Blame Vegas
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>>5530955
>Vegas
>Red and Black
>Indians and Niggers

It all makes sense now.
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>>5530972
Racism
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>>5530085
I've no idea! I usually chill on Thursdays with everyone else, so I'll go through the archives for the exact count today or tomorrow.


>>5530814

Beautiful draw! While it is a request, it fits the theme. Would you like to have it added to the submissions list?
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>>5530684
This confuses me.
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>>5530872
>Not going for the Beaver-Raccoon-Otters (also called BRO) foursome

Why limit yourself?
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Apparently, Mead's influence is spreading.

From a friend of mine:

"Good morning, class! Today, we're going to learn an important lesson about trust and unconditional love. I have an adoring puppy and a hand-cranked meat grinder. Take notes, this will all be on the test."
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>>5530997
https://www.amazon.com/Book-Bunny-Suicides-Andy-Riley/dp/0452285186?tag=eliteskills-20
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>>5531027
Beaver-Raccoon-Otter-Skunk BROS orgy.
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>>5531042
No homo.
Just bros being bros.
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>>5531042
>Raccoon's pursuits of Beaver ends in one massive gay orgy of every cute animal in Zootopia

He's not the hero we wanted, but he's the hero we deserve.
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>>5531033
you were trying to make a joke, but I'm not sure I got it, sorry. Care to explain?
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>>5530847
Besides /tg, you may want to check out "If the Emperor Had a Text to Speech Device." It is both funny, and does a pretty good job of explaining the universe
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>>5530981
Sure! I have nothing else to submit anyway.
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Was that post that just got deleted supposed to be on /pol/?
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>>5531055
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>>5530847
No one has good sides in 40k.

It's a universe where the major sides include:
A totalitarian theocratic state.
A totalitarian theocratic state who are nominally part of that first one.
A race of soccer hooligans.
A race who had the legendary 3rd Zoot party and now are terrified of parties.
A different branch of race 2 who don't want to change and now hide in a city outside reality, hiding from the party.
A race of undead robot egyptians.
A totalitarian atheist state who don't understand anything.
A breakaway group from the first state who now worship pure unbridled emotions (such as the 3rd party)
A faction composed of the semi-autonomous fragments of unbridled emotions.
Space Bugs.
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>>5529894
It was supposed to be a bill about reducing student debt. But some city council member just had to go and stick their rider in there. Politics, amirite?

>>5531042
Now, Hugh, submitting to peer pressure is bad. At the same time, submitting to peer pressure can be really really fun. I guess what I'm trying to say is, don't not do it.
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>>5531082
There was a /pol/ack here earlier, so maybe. What was it?
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>>5531144
"Why haven't we nuked Germany yet?" with a picture of a confused Tom from Tom and Jerry.
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>>5531155
Something something Angela Merkel.
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>>5531195
It's about the Deutsche bank going under I just checked.
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>>5531112
Poor skunk, having to take the trip dick
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>>5531207
It dipped into single digit share prices, if you're wondering. Fellow /pol/ack here. If you have any money in Euros I'd exchange now.
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>>5529640
Why is nearly everything SavageHopps?
Blah. Most uncomfortable TT ever
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Is anyone else following Heroes to Ghosts?

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7902571?view_full_work=true

This one has me confused as fuck. Especially from the tags.
A little tl;dr- Judy asks Nick out. He rebuffs. She gets depressed. He's a bit bummed out and goes out with Finnick to clear his head. Ends up being late for work, and in an argument with Bogo gets a glass water bottle thrown at his head with enough force to dent his skull.
Nick is hospitalized. Judy comes to visit him. She still has feelings for him- he has feelings for her too surprise surprise. They agree to be more open and honest with each other. Nick doesn't remember what happens. Bogo shows up with a letter of confession and leaves before either of them read it.

Judy leaves the hospital while Nick is still fighting for his life, and threatens to press charges against Bogo. Bogo wants to take Judy somewhere to explain why he's been acting the fool.
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>>5531339
cus ur dad is jck saveg fgt kuk betr kys u homoking
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>>5531424
Ugh. I hate meme Savage
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>>5531424
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>>5531445

>not using the objectively superior file name
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>>5529062
I feel the same, as turbo virgins are funny in their turboness
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>>5531460
What are the best fics with Nick knot-removing Judy's turbovirginess?
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>>5531444
Well, I included it mostly as an injoke in my fic. Sorry it wasn't to your taste.
(Unless you're the same one as yesterday who was just looking for WildeHopps. Still sorry then, but I realise that it wasn't going to work either way.)
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>>5531483
How would I know? Just go looking for Nick/Judy tags.
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Since we're reposting... Good Morning /ztg/!
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>>5531384
what the fuck is going on
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>>5531555
Awwww sweet
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>>5531555
Is she jacking him off under the table?
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>>5531339
There was a discussion Wednesday or Tuesday about forcing a twink to finish inside a girl and knock her up. I thought it was hot, and basically decided "throw it in".

I made it Savage because it amused to to take him from cuckmaster supreme to subby bitch getting off on shame and a fat fox dick up his ass.

Also, technically speaking, that makes mine HoppsSavageWilde.
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>>5531513
Sorry, didn't see that I left the link. It was more a question to the thread
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>>5531555
Long fox tongue is long. Nice to see you again, Ciwi. And nice trips.
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>>5531555
Unconventional sleepyheads. That's going right into the sleepyhead folder.
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>>5529593
American's look like they're doing alright.
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>>5531583
Link it, damn you.
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>>5531581
>jacking

Don't you mean cucking?
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>>5531614
>>5529640
First one on the list. Still needs some polishing; tomorrow or Sunday, Monday at the latest; but I'm still pretty proud of it.
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>>5531583
Yeahno. I don't like Savage contributing genetic material to Judy in any way shape or form
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>>5531583
Are we talking about a fanfic or something?
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>>5531651
Which is a perfectly fair position to take. Taste is, after all. I could listen to Scottish Folk, Classical, or Russian Choral music all day, while one of my coworkers would probably hang himself after 10 minutes.

Although, to be fair, Jack being a rejected character has no canon personality, backstory or role. Your dislike stems from certain authors interpritations of the character. Understandably, as I'm not a huge fan of those myself.

And, obectively speaking, he and Judy would produce some nice looking offspring. Not saying you're wrong, or need to change your mind. But you never know what you'll like if you keep an open mind. I didn't figure out that I was into bdsm until Monday night.

>>5531675
A fun little kinky idea. Yes, for fanfics and the like. Forcing someone to impregnate someone else in real life would require you to be a monster
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>>5531555
>Two slices on the plates
>Only one slice missing

Either there's a mistake here or they were REALLY fucking hungry
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>>5531693
Not that guy, but why's it always gotta be "Judy wants kids so gets knocked up by some dude who isn't Nick"? There's a million fucking Hoppses and she's not the only one who won the genetic lottery, their line is perfectly safe. It should be Nick's genes they're scrambling to pass on.
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>>5531745
>not wanting other man impregnating your wife

why are you even here?
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>>5531693
Mmmnah. Even if it wasn't Savage as the baby daddy and some random buck, I'd still prefer funny boxes.

In vitro or a fuck on the side for Judy to start a family is not for me.

I prefer a WildeHopps that is okay with not having kids. They both have their careers and each other and that's enough for them. Judy has plenty of sibs that give her parents grandbabies
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>>5531714
Anon, you don't understand. This is quantum pizza and the slices are in superposition.
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>>5531750
I just got done cucking some anons in the NTR general and was looking for a change of pace. :^)
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reminder that Betty is for Remmy and Remmy is for Betty and anything else is wrong
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>>5531801
Although she's also politically active.

Gotta wonder what Al thinks about Betty's political views, since he seems to be a Swinton Supporter.
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Am I the only person that believes in this evolved world the interspecies child would be just one of the parets species with other parents eyes or fur coloring? Not some disgusting funny box hybrids?
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>>5531893
it's cuter for sure.

neither make any amount of sense though and I don't really care either way
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>>5531893
It's called the Disney 50/50 for a reason
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>>5531893
I prefer it that way too. Weird hybrids aren't my cup of tea.
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>>5531909
Dunno, we're in a universe where every species evolved to have the same anthropomorphic features, despite evolution pointing to each having their own optimal mutations.

>>5531893
What happens on patterned animals, though, if you consider a zebra and an elephant, you'd have something weird.

Unless we go with "Jack is a hybrid of White Bengal Tiger and a bunny".
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>>5531934
its a cartoon, dude
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>>5531864

now we just need a followup where betty forces her to eat her out
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>>5531945
>its a cartoon when its every animal evolving uniformly into anthropomorphic features
>its not when it's 50/50 making no sense
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>>5531934
Well if the difference was this big, it would be just one of the species with only possible difference in eye color.
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>>5531952
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>>5531239
You are adorably stupid. It's just a name, that bank has nothing to do with the German government and is a private property. Even if it goes down it will be nothing compared to LB and the situation will stabilize quickly. But hey, /pol/tards tend to be misinformed.
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>>5531961
Ozzy or Ted lewds when?
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>>5532033


never, anon
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>>5532040
>>5532033

never, ever
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>>5531945
>>5531961
See this type of response to actual discussion is why drama happens
If you're not willing to discuss content, your options for interesting and engaging conversations are thus limited.
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>>5532064


>>5532033
ill do ted sometime

I was hoping to draw today, but I havent been feeling too well
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MORE

LESBUNNIES

WHEN
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>>5532064
you shouldn't take people who says "its just a cartoon nerd" on a hidden board of a mandarin picture swapping forum, i appreciate the feeling but he made it clear hes just shitposting and we already kinda discussed it before, on more live hours.
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>>5532074
you sick or is it something emotional? or just slothing?
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>>5532074
honestly after all i've done for you and this is how you respnd to me honestly shaking my baka to be desu senpai

>>5532084
My b
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MisterEAnon here.

6,530 words into a new fic. Slow going, but should be done today. This is the longest fic I've written as a single story and not a Twine fic, I think.
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>>5530093
There needs to be more creeper Clawhauser.

>>5530100
Just... lurking in the back. Being a voyeur.

In fact, you know what, I'm just gonna assume from now on that every image that has a couple together also has Clawhauser, right off panel, leering at them. Not so subtly.
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>>5532151
Is that the one which got teased the other day?

With the hooves?
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>>5532208

No promises.
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Attention Swinton enthusiasts:

https://i.imgur.com/VxgMwCM.gifv
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>>5532080
>Since there's so many bunnies to keep track off, with every new litter, Bonnie has to transfer the kids she had in care to the eldest siblings.
>Elder siblings became paternal figures to their younger siblings.
>Kit Judy is put in care with Violet.
>Violet is a bookish bunny and has almost no clue how to care for kids.
>Decides to consult a book for it.
>Gets a "How to care for your kit" book for dummies.
>Accidentally grabs a fox kit edition.
>Raises Judy and goes by the book.
>When she reads it, she thinks its a misprint.
>Parents and family wonder why Judy is so touchy.
>By the time she realizes its the wrong book, its too late.
>She's been doing it the fox way the whole time. Even the petting that foxes do.
>She corrects her mistake but some of the fox culture thing is ingrained in Judy.

>Years later after Judy leaves for Zootopia.
>Every time Violet visits Judy she has some 'family fun time' with her.
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HOW WOULD WORLD OF ZOOTOPIA OPERATE IN MEDIEVAL AGES?

In one of the previous threads we put together some ideas


Sheep would have to give away wool as form of tax. And other animals who give some materials, like cows milk.

Rats and other rodents wouldnt have civil rights and would be killed as vermin.

Horses would be still used for travel,dragging carts (and probably wars) becouse they would be useless for everythign else.

Religions would cater for specific groups. Prey, Predator, Canine, Feline...

Nobility would give themselfs rights for race specific extra traits. Only highborne lions could grow mane. other would have to shave it off. Lowborne stags would have to cut of antlers and so on.

Prisoners sentenced to death would be harvested for meat and fur. Cant waste resources.

Right of primae noctis (first night) would exist as lefover from Alpha male behaviour.

Every species would have their own "Alpha" House acting as leaders of that species.

Bears, Bulls and other bigger animals would be priced as bodyguards and "tanks" in battles.

Rabbits, for population control would have to give any newborns past second(arguable) litter to their ruling House. Whitch would groom them to be loyal soldiers, servant etc.


What else?
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>>5532228
I don't think a fully integrated society would work under feudalism.
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>>5532228
>Rats and other rodents wouldnt have civil rights and would be killed as vermin.

Vermintide uprising. Those were dark times in medieval zootopia. Any record of it has been wiped out from the history books to prevent such a catastrophic event from occurring ever again.
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>>5530263
>TL;DR
I like your characters very much. (..well enough to draw ~70 drawings/frames of Percy anyway, hehe)


(If you ask me, the whole ICP thing is an absolutely wonderfully balancing character attribute. (I really don't get why so many people here reacted so adversely to it.. Pretty much everyone here hates real life ICP personally, after all. ..but as a defining characteristic of a fictional OC, it's an interesting trait which perfectly serves to "round him out", I think.) It's like if Jack "only" were an actor, for instance, instead of a cinematic superagent. Character flaws make them more relatable--and thus more likeable--as a whole, even if the specific characteristic in question isn't. This is most likely due to a psychological bias whereunder you're more likely to sympathize with those whom you're likely to pity, and you're more likely to pity those towards whom you feel a sense of selective superiority.)

>>5530423
Hahaha! <3

>>5531934
The problem with mosaicism is, it gets really horrifying physiologically, -really- fast..
And between SPECIES? Jesus Christ..
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>>5532228
>useless horses
Except of course for being the backbone of transit and labor in the civilized world and all.
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>>5532270
Don't forget about glue!
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>>5532201
He's actually keeping tabs on the progress of many couples around the city. He gets his own column in a local paper he calls The Shipping News.
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>>5532270
>Horses would be still used for travel,dragging carts (and probably wars)
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>>5531745
>>5531753

I'll just leave this here...

>>5532265
What is ICP?
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>>5530814
Nice, thank you for taking my request!

Those hips on Honey... spectacular.
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>>5532224
They play monopoly during family fun time right
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>>5532145

one inch more and i'd mistake her for giraffe with horns.
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>>5532294
Sorry. I was trying to imply say that calling them useless was degrading when they fulfilled such an important purpose.
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>>5532201
I see what you mean.
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>>5532314
Icelandic Carpentry Providers
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>>5532217
Is that how piggies work?
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>>5531745
I suppose it has to do with the relative roles of the male and female in reproduction. It seems like there's a bit of a difference between "hey, want to fuck. You don't have to worry about the consequences" and "hey, want to get knocked up, carry the child to term and then give it up to us?". Although, now that you mention it... Once I finish editing what I've got, maybe a follow up? Fox mating season does encompasse Christmas; with someone as kinky as Judy picking out the presents, the Skye's the limit.

>>5531753
Perfectly understandable. I personaly am not a huge fan of funnies or boxes. About your other point; sometimes people genuinely want children because they want them, not because their parents are after grandkids. Still, to each his own. The world would be less interesting if we all had the same tastes.

>>5531893
Actually, this I do like. Just didn't fit the insperation I had ths time. If and when I do do something with this, it'll probably be less smutty, more fluffy.
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>>5532318
I wasnt calling them useless. I only said that with their hoof type they would be useless for almost anything else.
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why they do this?
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>>5532337
Apparently

I want someone to do that to Swinton and have her freak out
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>>5532350
I mean, surrogates exist. It's not a concept that's -totally- out there.
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>>5532362
>I thought you might like to try a new style, Ms. Swinton
>OH GOD MY TAIL YOU'VE RUINED MY WHOLE IMAGE
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>>5532351
Poor horses. I bet industrialization really hurt 'em. Horses probably trashed a lot of textile mills and steam engines in protest as equine unemployment climbed.
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>>5532314
InterCopulatory Passification, a commonly loved--and sought-after--defining characteristic in fiction!

(Really though, it's Insane Clown Posse, a band notorious for spurring a wholesomely disgusting and quite frankly horrifying fandom into existence.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggalo )
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>>5532384
Well now that you bring it up industrialization probably helped more than hurt them. Bringing more "user-friendly" machines or tools they can work with.
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>>5532400
good
very good!
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>>5532410

it's rarer that i thought.
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>>5532404
True.

How cool would it be to think you were going to be pulling a cart all your life, then suddenly have these cheap mass produced tools that would let you approach the dexterity of your peers.

It might make the layoff sting a little less, anyway.
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>>5532376
Yes. There's also a decent amount of controversy about it, or at least how some potential pitfalls should be handled. I'm not saying it's bad, or beyomd the pale. It just didn't fit the idea I had and chose to write.
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>>5532472
That's fair. I'm not knocking your story or anything, just noting a trend.
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>>5532426
Source?
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>>5532439
>I have cum on my face.

No, its mayonnaise.
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Nick, no!
Don't go back to your life of druuuuuuuugs!
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>>5532570
eat one of these instead.
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>>5532570
Oooh, that reminds me.

There's a custom among native Scandinavian peoples who herd reindeer. They feed the reindeer fly agaric mushrooms, which are poisonous to humans, and then collect their urine. The urine would contain all the psychedelic parts, but none of the poisonous parts. Then they'd drink the urine to trip balls safely.

How do we work this into Zootopia?
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>>5532642
What do you think V's been giving to Ozzy?
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>>5532642
>How do we work this into Zootopia?

"humans" -> "other mammals"
"herd" -> "employ"

Done.
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>>5532652
So is Ozzy getting it bottled, or straight from the tap?
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>>5532400

ah yes
slick nick licks the dick
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>>5532250
that's probably why they tried again later on. of course the rodent anti-defamation league won't ever let you forget
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>>5532080
was going to make some random oc to not be incest les edition but i forgot i can't into oc
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>>5532685
Well, I was thinking the former... but given how reluctant Ozzy is to take his medicine...

Velvet would obviously have to push him down to the ground, head between her legs as she stands over him and dispenses his treatment.
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Fic's done. 7,830 words. It'll be up on a03 soon.

t. MisterEAnon
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>>5532642
And then they get buttblasted over something and demand money from the state.
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>>5532719

remember that judy looks different from the rest of her family, especially in the eyes

dig up that family photo of her and you'll see
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>>5529705
source?
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>>5532724
Yeah, most patients would get theirs bottled but Ozzy requires special handling.
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>>5529705
>>5532742

http://dogroyal.tumblr.com/post/141589067170/this-is-some-furry-bullshit
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>>5532751

yeah, thats what i meant
look at how much larger her iris' are.
really stands out
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>>5532642
>>5532652
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>>5532724
a-anons, my fetish...
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>>5532800
It's the effect of Pastor. Iris widening.

Her parents have been feeding her massive doses to try and make her stay home, but it turns out she's resistant.
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>>5532733
Well, her eyes are the same color her mother has and her sisters have the same fur pattern.

>>5532800
I believe thats called - Maincharacter syndrome.

>>5532759
>>5532751
Wait, why majority of the children (mostly males on the family photo) have no resemblance to Stu. He has white fur around mouth and eyes and brown body fur. But most of the kids have white body fur and dark mouth and eyes. Is there some cuckery going on?
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>>5532859

most of the kids get her genes, thank god
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>>5532831
Thanks! Was trying to find the colored version, but i forgot the name and only found the uncolored one.
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>>5532863
But where did that coloring come from?
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>>5532800
Oh, I thought you meant eye shape.

>>5532859
Rabbits mutate a lot iirc, also they are the same models with a few modifications, the comic show a bit more diversity.
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>>5532889

why are you modeling her off a photoshop, anon?
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>>5532361
Because Nick is sexy
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>>5530731
I mean she's a strong powerful lesbian because her dad was mean to her so what we know is the character may have been made by a 14 year old.
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>>5530730
I mean, work the OCs in with the rest of the cast. Yeah, getting an OC sold in a fandom is hard, no shit.
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>>5532809
Are you saying you want to read about Ozzy being reluctant, forced to the floor as Velvet keeps telling him in a kind and gentle voice that this is all for his benefit.

The way that even though he's disturbed and disgusted, he knows it's true, and so eventually he opens his mouth, as she lets go. The warm splashing on his tongue, the acrid scent in his nostrils. The knowledge that this is what he needs, that he has to be good and drink it.

And that secret truth, the knowledge that he refuses to drink purely for these moments... and that there's a well buried hunger in him, the craving to rise up and drink straight from the source, lapping up every golden drop from her pussy as she moans with joy.

That's the sort of thing you want to read about?
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>>5532908
i thought that was a black wild rabbit fur pattern
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>>5532932

Yes. Yes, I do, but only if he ends up getting to eat her out regularly while he greedily takes his medicine.

Honestly, I think the method of delivery might be doing more for his depression(?) then anything else.
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>>5532937

not the fur color, anon
the creature
everyone knows bunnies aren't real.
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>>5532932
Yes. Yes we do.
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>>5532932

that sounds pretty hot, anon.
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>>5532944
She's got no reason to lie. She'd be doing her job just as well if she sat on his face dispassionately while he drank. So he knows that she's being genuine in her enjoyment.

It's a pure and uncomplicated thing, bringing pleasure to someone else.
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Hello gentlemammals. May I interest you in some religious literature?
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>>5532954
im allowed to believe they do

else this pic is fake
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>>5533045
Have a read sonny. It may save your life!
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>>5533055
I have a bunch of those
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>>5533067
can you give the link
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>>5533063
>I have a bunch of those

Oh, in that case, you can share them with your friends!
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MisterEAnon here, and I've got a new fic for you!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8169614

Two or three days of work because I'm a lazy sod, the longest one-shot normal story I've ever done, clocking in at 7,830 words.

It's an Al and V Episode! It's also an episode with both feelings AND sex!
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>>5532944
Ah yes, him devouring her cunt like it's the source of all life, sucking and nibbling on it as the golden liquid flows, splashing onto his tongue. Her dispassionate expression flickering and fading as his frenzied work brings her closer and closer to orgasm.

Each time she comes for his treatment she drinks more and more, increasing the flow. She knows it's unprofessional, but his vigour, his hunger, his need. She can't resist.
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>>5533108

Yes. Yeeeess. This is good.

Her professionalism cannot match the p u r i t y of his genuine excitement and eagerness to please. (And also, its my fetish)
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>>5533105
It's very sweet and nice.
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>>5533055
Yes! Yes!
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>>5533123
You absolute crazy person.
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>>5532570
T R I P P Y
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Y
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I want to fuck Ted
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>>5533055
>>5533067
>>5533087
>>5533110
>>5533117
>>5533123
>>5533130
source?
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>>5533293
Hot fresh OC
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>>5533293
I write them and distribute them alone, bringing the Lord's word to all mammals, big and small.
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>>5533130
Well done, sir/madam.
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>>5533143
In your Meet Me Midway read through you accidentally said Sandpoint.

Is it because you're a super nerd?
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>>5533130
Liberal-commie-new age-millennial here. What's this parodying?
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>>5532719
What are you talking about, you have some fine OC.
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>>5533315
Wait a minute where's the form you can send off with the box you can tick saying YES I WANT TO BE COVERED IN JESUS' HOT STICKY LOVE?
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>>5533360
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick_tract
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>>5533360
Chick Tracts. Batshit insane fundamentalist Christian propaganda mainly from the 80s and 90s.

Most of them were basic nonsense like 'don't do drugs' and 'don't have sex' but every now and then they'd veer into crazytown and be about how D&D teaches you actual magic.
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>>5532489
bluxxxdanny.tumblr.com
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>>5533357
I think its more because I got tongue tied. :P

>>5533360
They're these little comics by this guy called James Chick. He's made something like hundreds of them.

His followers like to throw them around odd places for strangers to read. A popular one is one where he warns about the evils of playing DnD-- sort of the thing that put him on the map among nerds.

West Hollywood is covered in them, all warning about the sins of being gay and doing drugs and being Jewish and stuff. During Halloween, there are people who walk around trying to give kids candy bags with a bunch of them in them, too.
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>>5532719
I'm fine with any OC to be lesbunny with Violet

I just need more of her being all cool and dominant.
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>>5532479
And, in all fairness, you are correct. There is a definate trend in that direction.
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>>5533423
I'm dumb. James Chick.
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>>5533434
Nick's a qt
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>>5533453
Holy hell, JACK Chick!

I need to get coffee.
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>>5533092
What an angry young meerkat
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I want to fuck Weavalope without consent.
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>>5533468
Its okay. We know you're just a dumb bunny
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>>5533502
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>>5533133
Goldang it.

>"Ozzy, please."
>He couldn't bare to look at her. He knew refusing his medicine was bad, that he needed to take it to feel normal. But still...
>"I'm sorry Doctor... I just don't feel comfortable. It's cold, and it's someone's piss. I may be a scavenger. But I just can't swallow it."
>He hunched on his bed, surrounded by old, half-broken guitars. V had to fight the urge to sit down next to him. She had to be dispassionate. She had to. For her sake and his.
>"Listen Ozzy. You know what happens if you don't take it. It's only a little jar. It's pure, cleaned. There's hardly any taste."
>"Then why don't you drink it?" He snarled, and then looked apologetic.
>V sighed. "It's different. I'm immune to the plant's poisons. I can just eat it straight. And I do."
>That got Ozzy's attention, he raised his head. "You... you go through it too?"
>"Not as much. But yes. And like other Carib..." She paused. No, that was wrong. It was a breach of medical ethics...
>But really, when you got down to it. It wasn't so different than what was in the jar.
>She sat down next to him anyway. "What's the worst bit of drinking it?"
>He sighed, "it's the temperature. It's just so cold and..." he shivered. "Urgh..."
>"And you can't heat it up becau..." He looked away. Ah, no electricity or heating. A problem for another day she realised. And of course even then, it would produce a foul odour.
>There was no real way around it, she convinced herself. It was the most logical option... even if it did feel like taking advantage of him.
>"Listen... Ozzy." She placed her hooves on his paw. "There's a way, to, uh... get it warm. But it might taste worse. And it'll be..."
>He glanced at her, blushing face.
>"You... you can't be serious?" He reached back his paw. "I couldn't do that to you! Al would kill me!"
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>>5533537
>Velvet grabbed him. "Please Ozzy. Al doesn't need to know. It doesn't matter anyway. All that matters is making sure you get the help you need. Even if..." She glanced away, "Even if you have to drink it straight from the source."
>Ozzy went silent... He was obviously as unsure as she was. Mulling it over.
>"Okay... I'll..." he gulped. "I'll try it."
>It wasn't a simple matter. Ozzy had to go put a towel on the floor, and find one which was clean and he didn't mind getting dirty. He lay down, head facing the cracked ceiling... "Are you sure doc?"
>"Yes," she lied. "It's the best way." She straddled him, kneeling above his head. Her panties resting on his bed.
>And she felt relief.
>Once she started, it felt so easy. The steaming golden stream cascaded straight into Ozzy's waiting mouth. She heard him sputter with distaste... but he didn't stop. He held his mouth open, even as more of the liquid came, as the stream strengthened.
>She bit her lip. How could he stand doing this? How could she do this to him? It was against everything she'd stood for.
>Or was it? She kept telling herself: her job was to help Ozzy. If this was the way to do it. It could hardly be wrong.
She looked down at him, the way he held himself still. He was going through so much. Withstanding so mu-"FUCK!"
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>>5533537
>>5533545
Happening status: It's
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>>5532882
Well, obviously Stu is secretly a woman, disguising herself as a many to spare herself and Bonnie the scorn of their closed minded town. The kid's have weird fur colors because the two of them routinely travel several miles out of town to seedy motels, ambushing traveling rabbits to perpetuate the illusion of a normal rabbit family.

The children mostly look like Bonnie because "Stu" getting pregnant could cause the facade they've so carefully built to come crashing down.

Duh.
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>>5533446
THIIIIIIIIIICC
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>>5533545
>She looked down at him, the way he held himself still. He was going through so much. Withstanding so mu-"FUCK!"
>His tongue scraped over her pussy, sliding in and pushing her apart to increase the flow.
>"No Ozzy... we can't..." She knew her duty, she knew she had to stop. But as she felt his tongue probe deeper, all she cared about was what she wanted.
>More.
>Her knees buckled, she barely maintained her grip on her dress. She wanted to scream with pleasure, but bit her lip so hard she swore she could taste blood.
>She ground back, pushing herself onto Ozzy's tongue. She kept telling herself she was disgusting, a monster, a criminal...
>But it didn't matter. She was helping Ozzy.
>And she loved it.
>As the last few drops were eased out by his tongue. Velvet levered herself up to standing. He glanced at her, obviously terrified.
>What he'd done was awful -- but then what did that make her?
>She reached down to help him up, and then they both muttered apologies.
>"Oz... I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that..."
>"No doc, I... How could I do that to you."
>She blushed... "I... I was surprised." She leaned forward and kissed him on the lips.
>The taste of her own body was there. Still strong and pungent. She licked her lips.
>"I'll... I'll see you next week." She muttered, and ran left without saying another word.

>It was only later that she realised she'd left her panties on his bed.
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>>5533446
source?
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>>5533521
You're a drug addict. Last time someone offered me a cup of coffee I knocked their block off. Not gonna get me addicted to anything other than GOOD VIBES
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>>5533537

Goood. Now pastebin it and await cap.
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>>5533631
Hey Ryz, keep discord cancer out of the thread.
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>>5533609
>GOOD VIBES

That's some heavy shit, anon.
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>>5533609
I know it isn't technically possible to get addicted to anything, but do people really get addicted to coffee? I've drank the stuff for years but I can go without it.
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>>5533686
Is technically possible* fuck auto correct.
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>>5533686
Yes, you can. It varies from person to person. I used to down 2 liters of soda a day Senior year of college, and I can take or leave caffiene. Some people have one cup of joe, and they're hooked.
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>>5533686
You can get emotionally addicted to anything. But you can also be physically addicted to caffeine. If you are, going cold turkey gives you nasty headaches and a lot of tiredness for a day or two.
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>>5533773
this is kind of disturbing
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>>5533686
Yeah, I switched off coffee after it dug a hole through my stomach and felt like shit for a week (headache, vomits, dizzyness, tiredness, longing)
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>>5533773
Kek at Judy
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>>5533790
I mean, look at the strained smile of the source

It's the look of a man who's straining himself not to pounce on the top tier ass that's right behind him
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>>5533790
Wow rude
Nicks smile is beautiful
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>>5531112
>>5531216
Let it be known that he never agreed to this.

>>5532265
>(If you ask me, the whole ICP thing is an absolutely wonderfully balancing character attribute.

It was an off-handed idea that I kinda added to his design, but it was the only thing people knew about him initially.
>is skunk
>likes ICP

That said still not a LOT is known about him, but that's sort of 'a part' of his character. He'll talk about his interests and what's going on with him at present, but doesn't talk about what's behind or ahead of him. A live in the moment type.

That said, a lot of his personality was built around the fact that he's a skunk (with relatively shit taste in music). So maybe that's all that needs to be known for now. Point is the reaction to his taste in music in contrast to opinion on his design and actions helped me develop him, so I'm glad he got the feedback that he did, like or hate him.
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>>5533521
Hey VRbit, your butt is showing. Where are your pants? Show some decency!
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>>5533969
>Hate him
Who could hate that qt?
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>>5534024
One step at a time.
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>>5534035
>boxers
Skirt
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>>5534035
Hey vrbit! Whats up?
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>>5534065
Doing fun gym stuff later today, so I gotta cook myself a big ol' breakfast to prepare!

After that, work, mostly. I wanna get some read throughs done, but taking Thursday off put a lot of stuff on my to-do list.

How're you doing, buddy?
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>>5534084
Working on those fics!

So you won't be able to bee me.
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>>5534090
I'll beelieve it when I see it.
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>>5534084
>sweaty vrbit
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>>5528737
>Doesia
uhh?
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>>5534097
Please, no more!
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>>5534113
Fabulous sea urchin ceviche.
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>>5534113
>Jack murders Sky(e) and eats parts of her
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I just spent $320 on something I had already because I'm a dumb shit
Can you guys post some qts to cheer me up
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>>5532725
learn 2 shill

pictures help
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>>5530731
>>5532927

I haven't linked these in a while.

archiveofourown.org/users/Lovelymayor

Actually, not that it reflects on the discussion, but I just updated Seeking the Wilds yesterday; I just didn't want to make the announcement during TT.
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Incoming violet
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>>5534153
here's some cute
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>>5534162
Well they linked it here: >>5533105

Complete with picture.
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>>5534174
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>>5534181
Thank you for posting your cute buns guys
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>>5534153
Don't worry anon. I'm sure that second dragon dildo will be just fine!
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>>5534219
I'm not a Percy experiencing buyer's remorse
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>>5534153
...and, what is it?
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>>5534259
>>5534153

Yeah, don't leave us hanging, what is it.?
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>>5534259
Just a figure that I forgot I ordered and bought another one before this one got delivered.
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>>5533463

always
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>After that, work, mostly. I wanna get some read throughs done, but taking Thursday off put a lot of stuff on my to-do list.

>despite busy schedule and impeding release of his game Comic takes every second thursday off to do blind reads and offer writing critique to random stragers on the internet
I'm not sure how to feel, honestly. Grateful, yes, but also a bit awkward. Like "somebody gave you a lavishly expensive gift" awkward. But mostly grateful though.
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>>5534342
He does love TT and our little thread.
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>>5533067
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>>5533130

Posting stitched version, just in case you guys wanted to convert your friends in a more convenient way
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>>5534282
you browse /toy/ at all?

ccbs a shit
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>>5534368
Someone needs to hand out copies at a Furry convention.
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>>5534174
source?
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>>5534402
This thread, ages ago.
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>>5534401
Please someone, anyone, do this
I would if I had a printer and/or was going to a furry convention but alas.
I cannot
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>>5534368

Is this... is this a Chick tract? I love you anon.
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>>5534432
What? furry convention? But those are for furries! There are no furries here!
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>>5534451
Yes, which is why we must barrel into such places of darkness to bring them the truth.
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>>5534451

>for furries

you're in a furry thread on a furry board. deal with it.
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>>5534394
Not that much, I'm not too hardcore on my figs
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>>5534483
That was clearly an ironic post
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>>5534437
I love you too.
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>>5534509
mine wasn't.
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SO DID THE PIZZA COLT FUCK THE PIZZA CAT??
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>>5534515
But what if they're a different species!
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>>5534025
Well
He DOES like ICP.

>>5534368
This is fucking perfect.
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>>5534550
SPUNK THE SKUNK

DO IT HUNK
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>>5534483
>you're in a furry thread on a furry board. deal with it.
I stated signing my works with a miniature anteater. I think I kinda understand the implications
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>>5534546
I'm flawed. i don't practice what I preach
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>>5534550
So does he go to a gym or just work out at home?
(Or more likely just lie on the sofa eating junk. Silly skunk.)
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>>5534550
Oh my.
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>>5534597
>(Or more likely just lie on the sofa eating junk. Silly skunk.)

That sounds more like him.
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>>5534630
Does that pic go any lower?
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>>5534550
>>5534630
Does Percy exercise? He wanted to be in sports as a kid. What about Maxine?
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>>5533969
I believe you will find that he did agree to this. If you will re-check the college admission form, page 3 paragraph 8 subsection3B: Student Academic Improvement Stimulus.

I'd like to help, really I would. But unfortunately I just teach here. My paws are, figuratively, tied.
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>>5534653
yeah
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Hello? Yes, this is patootie

https://twitter.com/hogyapo/status/776442998317998081
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>>5534699
You're a funny guy Inky.
I'll kill you last.
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>>5534706
No it's an ugly slutty fox
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>>5534706
Lewd Patootie
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>>5534709
I'm not Inky, I'm Blinky
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>>5534736
Well I'm Pinky so where's Clyde?
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>>5534750
>GTFO
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>>5534529
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>>5534736
I'm Nod.
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http://ztgcensus.tumblr.com/
http://ztgcensus.tumblr.com/
http://ztgcensus.tumblr.com/
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>>5534667
Percy works out in the privacy of his own home so no one will watch him do it. Probably not as much or as well as he'd like, but tubedudes gotta keep their figures.

Maxine diets. Poorly.
I imagine she's the type to start working out on and off, but not keep up with it.

>>5534681
You sonova bitch.

>>5534709
I WISH I was as funny as >>5534699
>>5534699 !
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>>5529114
>>5529151
pls sir, moar
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>>5534865
Are we assembling an army?
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>>5534902
Lookit that motivated little tuber
Keep on keepin on, polecat
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>>5529114
While that is kindasortahot (and well coloured), the anatomy is wonky as hell.
>hangdong.png
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>>5534931
Yes, the fire rises
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>>5534902
Sonova vixen, actually.

Next time, perhaps, you will not turn in book report a week late.
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>>5534931
>>5534865
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>>5534953
Cut him some slack. School was never his best subject.

That's right, school.
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>>5532789
why does nick look like a rat instead of a fox
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>>5534977
...fine. I will give what aid I can. He may have either The Complete Works of William Shakespear, or War and Peace with which to defend his virtue.
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BSP?
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>>5535027
Every time you ask he pushes the next page back.
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>>5535027
Never ever
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>>5535027
Hahaha, bunnies fuck everything so clever hahaha post more
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>>5535013
I assume he's had nightmares about this exact scenario.
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https://twitter.com/kaerukirai_i/status/765923235720335361
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>>5535177
Well, that's no good. Knowing some of the sorts who hang around here, panicking will only spur them to greater depravity.
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>>5535177
>"Alright Hugh, you can fugg that racoon girl you find so hot..."
>"..but only if you can recite Marc Antony's speech about how the assassins of Caesar were all honorable men."
>wakes up screaming
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Wow. this thread's still here.
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>>5535263
We got three images left.
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>>5535256
Well he's usually chill.
Just don't give him homework and we're fine.

>>5535257
You are an absolute monster.

>>5535263
Soon, young Padawan
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>>5535293
Hugh wears that crop top like a class A fag tbqh
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>>5535282
>>5535293
I'm just saying, I went to bed 13 hours ago and got back.
That's rather unusual
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>>5535293
The giving of homework is literally part of my job. I fear I must continue to do so.
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>>5535333
If you were a better teacher there'd be no homework
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>>5535324
Maybe it's just a big shirt.
Maybe.

>>5535333
He didn't barely graduate high school just so he could go back.
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>>5535249

oh,japan remembers finnick.
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>>5535351
Professor! Not teacher! I have doctorate you know.

>>5535358
I only ask for three short essays and participation. This should not be difficult.
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>>5535401
You've saved no lives impoctor
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>>5535358
If he wasn't so hairy I'd be able to see the slut's nips
It's a croptop
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New thread?
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>>5535401
This is why the STEM fields are more respected
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>>5535429
dont slutshame anon
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>>5535430
Yup, we've reached 250.
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>>5535426
That is MD, not PhD. Different type of doctor.
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>>5535333
Those are some nice numbers
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>>5535441
It's hard not to when he's such a big slut
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>>5535445
Medical Doctor vs Phake Doctor?
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>>5535437
Is introductory course. More advanced courses have more demands.

As for STEM? Bah! The Arts are the soul of a civilization! Is difference between surviving and living.
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NEW BREAD:

>>5535538
>>5535538
>>5535538
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>>5534550
He is a twink.

A stinky twink,
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>>5535216
holy shit, tush, fucking give my dick a rest
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>>5533105
Absolutely,Fucking,Hot
This needs a sequel.
And if weaver doesnt continue their story, or his version is bad or he doesnt give details. This is my cannon.
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>>5535986
OZZY WENT NUTS AND KILLED THE DOE BEFORE AN HEROING
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>>5533105
This fic is really good. Thanks for writing this Mr.e



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