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Zootopia General: But nobody came

Pastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
Booru: zoo.booru.org
ZTArchive: ztarchive.com
Desustorage: desuarchive.org/trash
Previous thread (bstats): archive.b-stats.org/trash/thread/5515025
Current TT Theme: Date Night [[SUBMISSIONS ARE DUE TODAY]]
More information on TT: derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
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>>5521481
>nobody came
this is really uncomfy and you should feel bad about yourself, anon.
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3rd for cuck
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>>5521744
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Thank you very kindly Comicanon, for your excellent feedback. I'll be revising as time allows. Your criticisms have been very helpful. I'll also give the header a clearer divide from the story itself.

I'm glad that you seemed to have enjoyed it overall. I was going for a balance of sexy/silly/sweet, and judging by your reaction I seem to have managed that. It is incredibly heartening feeling.

Also, I now wish to bottle and sell your voice. It is the audio equivalent of dark chocolate and red wine. I fully believe I could make a killing in doing so.
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>>5521481
op pls
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>>5521481
op sex lyf edition LMAO
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ewe is cu
-te,
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evens keep going
odds shift gears
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Can this thread be about cbt?
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>>5522468
Well, it could be.
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>>5522468
It's still TT, anon. We can make something like this later
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>>5522487
Oh cool.

I want to slap some unintentional yips out of Nick by hitting his nuts as he gets close to cumming.
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>>5522468
Please yes.
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>>5522502
Later the threads are gonna be obsessed with Judy's cute older sister.
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>>5522468
whats cbt?
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>>5522541
And one exclude the other how?
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>Beaver, Beaver
>Give me your lumber, do
>I'm half crazy
>all for the love of you

Oh, hello, Raccoonfag here!
Just working on my serenading skills for my hot date with beaver tonight, and I thought I'd take a moment to reshill my entry for TT:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8164255

>Meet Me Midway
>By Raccoonfag
>Chief Bogo has been working himself too hard lately, worrying Benjamin Clawhauser. Can he convince his boss to go out with him for an evening of fun?

Has everyone been having a great TT so far?
I know I have.
Look at all these lovely TT submissions from the prior thread!:
>>5515072 >>5515075 >>5515956
>>5515962 >>5515970 >>5516916
>>5518087 >>5518174 >>5518476
>>5519468 >>5520294 >>5521657

There's also been some terrific stories written, but I've been so busy primping for my date tonight, I haven't had the chance to read them all.

>>5522396
Maaayyybeee... (winku winku)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78MKBHR3NbU
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>>5522546
Cock and ball torture.

It's a regrettably wide term, used for everything from light ball tugging or slapping all the way up to hardcore pain inducing things I'd rather not say.

I love the light stuff.
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>>5522585
No one cares that you have a date.
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>>5522468
>>5522587

But, dripping hot wax on your dick?
Why?
Why?!
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>>5522649
A quick jolt of pain followed by the soothing warmth as it cools off.

It's like how women like getting their ass slapped or hair pulled.
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>>5522585
I was going to submit something today, but got drunk and tired. Will finish tomorrow.
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>>5521481
>sad Ms Wilde
she doesn't deserve this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Mjx4WY2xM
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>>5522649
Because sometimes pain is pleasure

>>5522587
Something like Judy giving poor Nick' nuts a few squeezes. Not too tight, but enough that he can definitely feel it. Dig those little burrowing claws of her into the soft, delicate skin of his sack. She won't pierce it of course, but she'll leave a few scratches. Ah, and of course she'd make sure to do this during December, so they're nice and swollen and extra sensitive.
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Going to sleep, so I will reshill now! Good night /ztg/, and stay comfy!

>>5522585
>Maaayyybeee... (winku winku)
Ok I want to sleep, so I will not inquire further.

Also I reshill a little poll about the general's B-side preferences:
http://www.strawpoll.me/11327482/
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>>5522727
Good night!
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>>5521593
Well, he did once
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>>5522585
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>>5522737
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>>5522645
Don't worry, I'm sure one day your prince will come.

>>5522715
Sleep tight, bunneroo.

>>5522675
That's okay, sometimes you catch yourself unprepared.
Me, I'm always prepared.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j3okb3kuts
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>>5522715
Curse you for making me decide. It's like asking if I prefer pie or ice cream.

The clear answer is "both, at once"
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>>5522748
This one is kind of an experiment.
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>>5522714
Maybe less clawing and more squeezing, tugging, and a few unexpected slaps.
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>>5522772
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>>5522779
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>>5522792
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>>5522754
I doubt you found a prince on craigslist or grindr.
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>>5522798
This one needs a name.
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>>5522585

Yo, racoonfag, how could you forgot to cap my entry in your post, I though we were friends, man.
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Damn I need to learn how to manage my time. Anyways, have my TT comic I worked on the entire day.
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>>5522778
Maybe in combination with some CBW, so Nick's never entirely sure if the next moment is going to be pleasurable, or painful. And a cock-ring, of course, so he can't achieve release; just getting more and more pent up.
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>>5522746
He's only cuffed so he doesn't sneak in some pastor
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>>5522754
Very prepared...

>>5522810
Aw, jeez. Sorry about that.
Guess I really was too worked up about my date to remember.
Mea culpa.

>>5522804
Well of course not, silly billy!
Princes live in castles in fairy-tales.
This is reality, where real things happen.
Now excuse me, I have a date with a beaver in Zootopia...

>>5522746
Ah! Booker, my love.
I do hope you find the ambience to be... comfortable?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ
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>>5522746
Gorgeous
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>>5522871
>the tired, dead expression can't hide the 'fug yeh' smirk
yes
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Just a little repost for the evening thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly8nsv-Kq2I
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>>5522871
kek

Clever gag, anon.
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>>5522909
ayyyy
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>>5522909
so what happens when they go below the belt?
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>>5522909
>when you feel the pseudo pene bulge pressing against you, but the pussy game rediculous
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>>5522772
Was gonna repost it and I was beaten to it. Neat!

Might as well post the original too.

>>5522812
>>5522871
Interesting pair!
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>>5523012
Don't tell Aafiya, she'll probably think you mean boxing.
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>>5523012
Nature! Beautiful, horrifying nature.
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>>5523012
He blows her, duh. Then she returns the favor.

It can make for a beautiful cycle if they don't want to actually fuck that night. He sucks her off while his refractory period works itself out, she sucks him off while she recovers from her own orgasm.
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>>5521481
That hurts man. Have Nick and Judy being sexy on a date instead.
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>>5522413
You know what, I'm not gonna push you for that.
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>It's another early morning at Pandora's Carton, when the nocturnal, predator-based clientelle are few to none.
>There's a soft humm in the air as two canids talk.
>Avo is leaning back in her chair, behind the register, with her paws resting on the counter.
>Betty is sitting in a procured chair in front of the counter, a small remote in her paw.
>In the lull of silence, Avo asks, "Do you think Remmy's a grower, or a shower?"
>Betty slouches back in her chair, "He's always wearing baggy shorts, so I'd have to say shower," and she presses a button on the remote.
>The humming grows louader, and Avo lets out a groan, "Ah- yeah, bet he's got a big pair, too,"
>From the back of the store, Charlie's voice sounds, "Yes, he's a shower, and yes, his balls are, in fact, very big,"
>Immediately, Avo sits up straight, and Betty slams the 'off' button on the remote, breaking the controller.
>Betty lets out a hushed curse, "Shit,"
>Avo's eyes widen, and the sound of a vibrator going off against a hard surface fills the shop, as she quickly stuffs a paw down her pants to try to pull out the toy.
>Charlie's head pops out of the costume isle, and catches Avo as she pulls the dripping, vibrating toy out of her pants.
>As Charlie steps out of the isle, a schoolgirl outfit in one paw, and a choker collar in the other, Betty's brow raises, but she stays quiet.
>Breaking the vibrator, Avo tosses it into the trash and lets out a huff as Charlie puts her items on the counter.
>Quickly scanning them, Charlie speaks in a droning voice, "I'm required to warn you, 'customer,' of the dangers of using a metal choker-"
>Charlie cuts her off, "It's for Remmy," and she smiles.
>Betty lets out a bark of laughter, as Avo continues, glaring at the fox, "can cause serious bodily harm if not handled properly, please read the manual before use."
>Ringing up the cost, Charlie pays.
>Glaring daggers as the vixen leaves, Avo whispers, "Fuck you, Charlie,"
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>>5523097
oops it didn't post
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>>5523031
the pene is literally the vaginal walls, distended outside the body
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>>5522018
>>5522712
>>5523097

Eh, I didn't really have any other date night related pics.
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Shit guys, I just realized that this fits in with TT. Perfect timing eh.
Also, I will now be operating under the name of 'DrunkenWriteFag' as I am constantly drunk, write, and am a raging bisexual.

>Nick Wilde was staring at his phone
>'staring' may not have been the appropriate word for it
>Rather, he was burning a hole in the device with his eyes
>The contact 'Gazelle' was staring right back at him
>Her name was staring back at him, almost as if daring the Todd to call her
>The memory of their sexually charged encounter still haunted him
>Her cornering him in the coat check room
>Her instigating what was probably the hottest kiss of his young life
>Him slipping his tongue into her mouth
>Her... Pulling the base of his tail
>God... The last memory brought out something within him he had not realized was ever there in the first place
>The last three nights, he had fallen asleep after... Relieving himself... To the memory
>When it came to sex, he had no doubt that he knew exactly what she was doing
>But for all of that temptation, he worried.
>What if she had become privy to the scam he and Finnick had been running?
>What if her parents had warned him away from him?
>What if...
>There were too many 'what if's'
>Had he been in the middle of a hustle, this many unknowns would have made him back out and turn tail in under a minute
>But this wasn't a hustle
>This was about sex
>Sex with someone who was able to keep up with his sass, egomania, and silver tongue
>Therefore, he was willing to take the risk
>He hit the 'call' button before he could think to do otherwise
>The line rang, and Nick steeled himself
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>>5523167
and it's rediculous
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>>5522929
>>5523035
Thank you very much for the positive feedback, I appreciate it!

Here is the whole comic again, because why not?
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That lonely Mrs. Wilde is simply too sad...

Hey you, sad fox lady! Take this. He's kind of an asshole, but you can make use of him, if you'd like. Just put him back when you're done, don't let him drink too much and for the love of God don't let him cuck anybody. Other than that, have fun, okay?
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Chumpy hired a maid.
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>>5523299
bath scene WHEN?
also, Naughty maid and oblivious employer fic WHEN?
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>>5523299
Unf!
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>>5523299
puffy vulva
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>>5523380

>puffy vulva

Anon, i...
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>>5523299
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We're still doing Forgetful Fridays, right? I don't think I'll have this fic done by tonight.
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>>5523380
>puffy vulva
do you not know who bore is or something m8
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>>5523471
Is there a more deliciously blatant fanservice character than Gazelle?
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Why is he cutest zootopian?
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>>5523620
Fuck you for eating my image.
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>>5523633
>clawhauser
>cutest
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>The NickxGazellexJudy fic updates
>Nick is still torn between his love for Judy and now liking Gazelle after an amazing date
>Can't bring himself to admit he had a good date to Judy
>Judy gets wrong idea, thinks the date was a total bust, and feels she has a chance with Nick
>ZPD defense training arctic fox OC is introduced
>Bogo is going to assign him to night patrols with Judy
>Arctic fox wastes no time flirting with Judy

Fucking damn it all.
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>>5523620
>>5523633
Who knows?
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Drawing this kind of stuff makes me wanna sleep.

Anyways, date night!
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>>5523172


>As the phone rang, Nick quickly thought over what he was going to say
>Settling on a casual beginning, and moving on to an invitation was most likely his best course of action
>*Click* sounded the phone
>"Hello?" Came the voice from the other end of the line
>"Hello? Is this Gazelle? It's Nick. The fox from a few nights ago?"
>A suggestive laugh resounded from the other side
>"Of course, Nick. I remember you... How's it going, hot stuff?"
>Damn, she was forward. Alright, time to get a little more flirtatious.
>"Excellent, now that I'm talking to the woman who made my night." He hummed. "How's it going?"
>"I have no complaints, especially now that I'm getting a call from the Todd with the talented tongue." He giggled, obviously flattered. "What can I do for you, my orange man?"
>She knew exactly what to say to get to the point without making herself out to be excited, didn't she?
>"Well, for starters you can meet me at the Fox and Hound grill at eight." He replied with a sly smile. "Tonight or tomorrow works fine."
>She giggled in a way that suggested that she was shocked and flattered all at once
"Well..." She began, the hesitation making his heart drop. "I can't go tonight, but tomorrow evening I'm free."
>Nicks' heart leapt for joy
>"Great!" He rwsponded, maybe a little too enthusiastically. "Do you want me to pick you up or..."
>"No, no. I live a few blocks away from F&H, I don't mind just meeting you there."
>Nick was glad at how well this was playing out. Her boldness coupled along with her willingness to walk was perfect.
>Mostly because he didn't have a vehicle to pick her up in
>"Sounds great! See you there!"
>She giggled in the same sultry way as before
>"Hehe, can't wait handsome."
>The line clicked, and Nick nearly leapt for joy
>However, the joy that permitted him was quickly replaced by worry
>Shit
>He needed a new outfit
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>>5523544
Yes
Kill la Kill's main character is Fanservice the Hedgehog
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>>5523690
Bogo
Nick
Judy

I'll take my prize in cash.
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>>5523670
Drawing, more like Dawwing
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>>5523690
>no Bogo
>no Bellwether
Gideon is accurate though
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>>5523709
Poor nick
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>>5523690
The President of Earth does not belong in that image.
The other two are fine.
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>>5523709
>>5523687
I can't quite tell if one follows from the other. A lot of similar stuff, a lot of differences too.

Anyway, in the second one it looks like the artist used one of those background rendering thingamabobs, didn't he?
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>>5523735
RIP in peace
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>>5523633
Hi Clawhauser fag, haven't seen many of you in a while
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>>5523767
NICK DYIN AND SHE STIL IN HIS LAP GRINDIN
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>>5523633
Clawhauser so fat he eat picture of self
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>>5523762
I'd fuck Judy's dad.
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More Bengo dating please.
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>>5523735
>>5523791
Nick has... Contingencies in place to tire her out
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>>5523656
I don't mind OCs too much, but this one seems to be an obvious plot device to make Nick jealous. Feels like a dumb love square where Nick either gets jealous or sees Judy with the other fox and decides to go on more dates with Gazelle. Judy is going to get jealous or sad, arctic fox will be there for her, she will get feelings for him (since she seemed to blush at nearly everything he said this chapter), drama, blah blah blah.
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>>5523824
How the hell do artists like gami get WORSE over time?
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>>5522585

Hey you! I finished your TT readthrough. I'd love everyone to check out:

Meet me Midway by Raccoonfg!

~ ~ https://youtu.be/Y-ziT2Ynwq8 ~ ~

This time I actually did something new and cool with the video, since I upload on youtube instead of soundcloud (soundcloud charges you for unlimited upload time)

How are your date nights going? Is everyone else getting full of champagne and chocolate? I mean, that's what I do every night, not just date night, but...
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>>5523633
I want to touch him.
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New TT Blind Read Through!

Clawhauser's been badgering Bogo to take some time off and relax, and so the two take a trip to the Midway for a night of fun! However, Clawhauser left out the fact that it's couples night! Will Clawhauser be able to get Bogo to lighten up? Will Bogo find a way to blow off some steam? Will Mr. Whaley Whale and Ms. Narlywhal be the hottest ship since the one Bunanon's not allowed to talk about? Find out in Meet Me Midway, by Raccoonfag!

Text here:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8164255

Blind read through here:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/meet-me-midway
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>>5523847
weeerrrssse

>>5523816
Bengo more like Bengay lmoa
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>>5523824
The dick is the rifle and the tongue is the sidearm. When the rifle runs out of ammo the sidearm is still there, and if all else fails you go into battle with your hands.
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>>5523757
>President of earth
But none of those silhouettes are of Trump
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Sure glad I invested in some mortgage backed securities from the Lemmings Brothers.
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>>5523869
I'd entwine my fingers with his while cuddling.
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>>5523869
I want to smell and pet him
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>>5523816
I really like this TT fic:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8164255

It's written in a nice way too. Nice and Disney quality.
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>>5523860
>>5523870
Two blind reads of my fic at the same time?!
I feel so loved!

Hey, Beav, check this out, two blind rea--
Wait.
Where'd Beav go...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpqqjU7u5Yc
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>>5523671
More?
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Catching up!

>>5521797
Aw, thank you, buddy! I loved your fic! You definitely hit all marks you shot for, and went above and beyond with the ideas!

And thanks for liking my voice! Dark chocolate and red wine are my favorite!

>>5522746
Huh...

Who is picking up the check?

>>5522812
>>5522824
>>5522847
>>5522857
>>5522871
This was super cute and I love it!!! Man, wearable Zootopians... what an interesting idea.

>>5523670
Ahhh! Tongues and drool and cute!

Although they hardly ate any pizza...

Leftovers!!!

>>5523860
Canidae! We both posted our blind reads at the same time!!!

I could go for some chocolates and wine...

>>5523957
This can only end poorly.
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I want to fuck a drunken wreck of a Canidae that's stuffed full of truffles.
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>>5523902
Oh, hey. I do some accounting work for them. They're good partners with Badger-Marten, PS.
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>>5523838
Isn't that what 90% of the Zootopia romance fics are all about? Just a shame there isn't even a sliver of chance of both ending happy with their respective partners, it's just "oh no i can't lose judy" ending.
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> oh, this looks like a fun story
> look at tags
> vore
>mfw
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>>5522746
nice
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>>5524024
>its about Judy eating carrot alien invaders and bringing in her family as the cavalry
Like that PPG episode that's basically vore
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Here's a pic that huebris colored! I guess it's pretty Date Night-looking, no?

>>5523986

You could? Are... Are you asking me out?

>>5523996

Oh anon, that's... that's really hot actually. Kudos. Your place or mine?
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>>5522871
love it
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>>5523670
oh no
how are they gonna get home
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>>5524053
Yours, don't finish the chocolates before I get there, I want to stuff you before I stuff you.
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>>5524053
THICC
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>>5523299
HAHAHA HAHA HA HA HA AAAAaaaahhhh really wasn't expecting this to be posted...
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>>5524024
link?
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>>5524053
I'm not going to break ships.

Canidae is for Gazelle, not the VRbit.

But we can go on reading tours together <3
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>>5522779
Bloody hell I don't know what to feel after that
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>>5523998
For the most part, sadly yes which I really do hate. I really don't like jealousy being used as a trigger for characters to get together. It seems cheap, easy, and really unfair for whatever character is being used as the plot device.

Amusingly the story is put as a [Nick, Gazelle, Judy] pairing, in which I would find funny if somehow it ended with Nick with both of them (which would also be kind of dumb.) I feel like this is going to be a slog of a story where it is all mixed signals and miscommunication until everything eventually blows up in someone's face.
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>>5524147
Well, it made me REEEEEEEEEEE for a few minutes.
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>>5524053
I know I can't touch all of that at once but god damn are my hands ready to go the distance.
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>>5517689

>Wait. Were Hugh and Percy just hanging out together and Hugh had his hoodie open with no shirt underneath?

Almost like they'd been having a session of mutual bellyrubs.

>I gotta love how when she's complaining about her date trying to feel her up, Hugh immediately puts his paw on her boob.

I love both of these comments.

Also I want to say expect a new comic page tonight, but that may have to wait until tomorrow. I'll see what I can do.
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>>5524147
That GT is actually a repeat of an story I read on here years ago. Exact same premise and ending.
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>roll rabbit second try in the animal list
>bae is all
"there are so many rabbits waaaaah"
fuck all you cheaters preventing me from muh destiny

i have to be a fucking deer because of yall
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>>5523878
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>>5524267
Cucc
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>>5524267
Be trans-species DtB(Deer to bun).
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Fucking god damn my canidae boner won't go away.

So thick.
So smol.
So perfect.
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Pizzacolt will never force Pizzacat to choke on his cock while she struggles vainly to get away.
Then, when she's out cold due to lack of oxygen, he'll never have his way with her unconscious body.
And he'll never finish all over her bare chest, neck, and face.
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>>5523670
Date night after Bogo puts them through a 12 hour shift, I love it.
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>>5524330
>pizzacolt will never rape an unconscious pizzacat

Good for him, it's the right thing to do.
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>>5523671
>>5523671

>Nick decided that the moment he got off work, he would go to the nearest outlet and buy himself a new outfit
>Making a little extra that day, he took what he had earned, after his deductions to Finnick of course, and went to Tip to Tail tailors
>he spent at least an hour inside, looking for the right shirt, pants, and shoes to wear to the date
>Eventually, he decided on a blue button up with black pants and equally black shoes
>The purchase cost him nearly what he had made that day, but he was satisfied
>After all, he assumed that this was a sure thing
>He rang up the purchase, and began the walk to The Fox and Hound
>He had long finished making the reservations before he arrived
>Sitting down at a table, a full ten minutes early, he grabbed a seat and a menu, and ordered a bottle of rosè
>Time ticked by, and he adjusted his collar at the minutes wore on
>His nervousness multiplying by the minute, he wondered if he had set everything up correctly
>He hoped that she would be impressed
>At 8:05, the front doors opened
>His date had arrived
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>>5524325
>"thick" means "fat"

Give it a few years, kid. You'll grow out of it.
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>>5524267
>i have to be a fucking deer because of yall
no
no you don't, anon

If the only reason you're rerolling is to pander to any of these whiny little cuntbags
Don't reroll.
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>>5523172
Continue.

Also: Knots?
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>>5524433
It's subjective and open to interpretation.

"Fat" is usually used to describe something negatively.
Canidae is thick to me because she's big in the right way for me.

And by that I mean that ass is crazy hot.
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>>5524458
a-are you saying that anyone can be anything?
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>>5524428
This is gonna get good...
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>>5524114
then I bet you definitely weren't expecting this to be posted
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>>5524534
I mean...
If you already watched the movie, you should know that by now...

But sure.
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anyone have recommendations for a beginner drawing tablet?
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>>5524554
Fuck off weaver.
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>>5524554
Fuck me weaver.
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>>5523902
>When one of them sells, the entire stock market crashes
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>>5524554
I-is there any more?
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>>5524575
Monoprice is cheap, I think it's the most surface area per dollar you can get.
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>>5522585
Awesome fic! Super cute! We need more stories like these!
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>>5524534
No, you have to stick with what you roll.
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>>5524611
That's a good bunner,
but he is lacking a cutie patootie.
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>>5524498

Nope. "Thick" has always meant "thick thighs"--something with some actual meat to them. It is an adjective used to describe a female with substantial mass around one of the more important areas of the female anatomy. However, the term has since been co-opted by a new generation, who have seen large women being labeled as "THICC" on the internet and failed to recognize proper context clues.

"Fat" is the term for a fat woman. That has not changed, despite your personal feelings.
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>>5524267
>>5524293
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>>5521481
TT Date Night - But Nobody Came

...

>The message came just a few days ago
>When she read the letter, it filled her with a joy she hadn’t felt in years
>She practically danced across the rooms of her home
>What should she wear?
>What perfume? What shoes? Makeup? A gift?
>She went through her closet, tossing out dresses and clothes she never thought she would wear again
>She lifted a red dress, “Hm… Too revealing.”
>Then an orange one, “Not quite right.”
>The date was not for days, but she was still scrambling to find out what to wear
>A small smile crept up on her, she was reminded of her first date with John Wilde
>That was so long ago, back in high school
>She hadn’t smiled in years.

>For the next few nights she could hardly sleep from the excitement
>The fact that she hadn’t gone out for a social gathering in months didn’t deter her
>For him, she would travel a thousand miles
>She donned her choice of clothes, preferred perfume, and purse.
>It would be only a half hour drive to the restaurant
>Exactly thirty minutes later, she was there
>A server came up to her
>”Table for two, please.”
>”Right this way ma’am.”
>She couldn’t contain the smile on her face as she sat down
>She imagined him sitting right in front of her, as he would be just a few minutes from now
>Ten minutes had passed.
>He was probably late from traffic
>Thirty minutes had passed.
>He was probably held up by something, a friend in an emergency.
>The server came around, “Perhaps a glass of wine?”
>”A glass, please.” She quietly replied.
>The server came back with a bottle, “I recommend Ermineaii, this year was particularly good.”
>He poured her a glass.
>An hour, and her glass was now empty.
>The server had come back, “Another glass?”
>”Leave the bottle.”
>He was going to arrive soon, she knew.
>But nobody came.
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>>5524675
t-this is beautiful
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>>5524572
>>5524609
ha ha what are you doing tegaki
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>>5524583
Bore baby pls
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>>5524675
gave me a good giggle
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>>5524725
and then they kissed.
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>>5524721
fuck you i spit water all over my keyboard
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>>5524600
The whole "lemming mass suicide" thing is more or less a myth, but still, that got a good laugh out of me.
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>>5524696
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>>5524611
>Open phone
>Contact list
>Roll roll
>Judith Hopps
>"I'm busy on a stake, Jack"
>Nicholas Wilde
>"I'm on a stake with Judy, Jack"
>Sky "Just Sky" Skye
>"It's late sweetie, maybe tomorrow?"
>Roll roll roll
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>>5524723
just a'ven a draw!
>>5524765
>:3
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>>5524810
>Calls skye
>"Im busy getting staked by Nick and Judy"
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>>5524696
maybe she went to the wrong restaurant by mistake
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>>5524725
beat them with a vase weaver
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>>5524837
cuc
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Reminder that rabbits form pair bonds and are monogamous. End bunshaming today!
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>>5524654
Weaver rolled a pony, you know.
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>>5524767
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>>5524696
FUCK
Why do you have to target my feels like this.
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>>5523902
>(((Ings)))

Lemming's ewish, just like (((Bellweather))). Don't let the ewe fool you!
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>>5524886
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Zootopai ASMR where
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>>5524927
I want to boop that horse
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>>5524428
I try to incorporate cliffhangers at the end of every greentext to keep people hooked. Does it work?


>She entered the grill with a stark sense of confidence surrounding her
>And she was beautiful
>Her dress was maroon, in stark contrast to her beige fur. Her heels, a deep Crimson, gave an easy three inches to her height
>However, she was not dressed so elegantly as to turn every head, oh no
>She simply wore her beauty as to say 'I know I'm pretty' yet not to flaunt it
>She walked up to the hostess, and Nick saw her say something to the employee
>He was pointed out to her, and her face lit up as she recognized him
>"Nick! Well here's a face I've been waiting to see." She hummed, sultrily.
>She took her seat, and poured a glass of rosé for herself
>"I didn't keep you waiting, did I?" She questioned. "I tried to get here on time but the pedestrian traffic in this city is ridiculous."
>"Not at all," He said. "I only just got here a few minutes ago, and I figured I'd get us something to drink."
>"Any man who can appreciate rosé is a good one in my book," she responded, sipping on the clear pink alcohol. "Makes me wonder what other delicacies he enjoys."
>"Well, my dear, if you play your cards right, you may just see what delicacies my tongue enjoys."
>Her eyes widened, and Nick froze. Fuck, why did he have to open his big mouth like that? THAT was far too forward
>She responded with a deep belly laugh.
>"Nick, I knew you were a sweet talker, but I'll be damned if I let that silver tongue get the better of me. You, and a lot of other parts of your body, are going to have to do a lot more than that to impress me tonight."
>He was taken aback. This woman was not making a secret of what she wanted from him. But the way in which she did it just...
>God, he wouldn't mind playing right into her hands, or crotch, for just a few hours
>He would play his hand, and hopefully she would fold
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>>5524934
with a chair
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>>5522691
Still looking for the source on this.
>lurk more
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>>5524933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrrVJRVEogQ

>mfw I typed in 'fur sounds' into youtube and found this horror
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>>5524869
>Reminder that there is currently two full-on fics and a single one-shot where "drunk Judy cheats on Nick".

On a serious note, someday we will end bunshaming.
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>>5524891
>rolled a pony
Why would anyone reroll that? You'd have adorably stumpy legs and everyone would love you and you could give other mammals rides and they'd braid your mane and you'd get invited to all the little girls' birthdays!
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>>5524939
>does it work?
yes
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>>5524663
>"Thick" has always meant "thick thighs"

Aside from the fact that the word thick doesn't only describe the body parts YOU LIKE.
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>>5522419
source?
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Can I be a zootopia?
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evens: vidya
odds: practice drawing
dubs or better: go to bed.
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>>5525006
>attempting to argue the subjectivity of a popular term against its popular meaning

You're welcome to keep trying, but you're still wrong.
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>>5525000
Trips confirms
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>>5525026
What is your vidya?
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>>5525026
lemme use your rolls
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>>5525025
no
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>>5525044
NOW WE'RE TALKIN!
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>>5524923
It's Bellwether, not Bellweather you stupid google
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>>5525044
Jfc did that wolf eat Gideon or something
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>>5525025
yes
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>>5525041
hand of fate

>>5525045
productivity for you!
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GREENTEXTS!

Finally gonna do that greentext!

One TT greentext, coming up!
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>>5524725
Na Weavs you're a sweetheart
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>>5525084
yessssss

evil international plot.... epic.... overraching... plot... the whole prejudice thing is right... fuck dem immigrants... build wall...
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>>5525050
Captain Jack Savage, Birchwood.
I understand you have a reptile problem.
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>>5525085
I meant let me FUCK your rolls.
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>>5525140
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>>5525086
OH BOY
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>>5525140
Hawt. Keep going.
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>>5525054
>tegaki'd Nathan Fillion otter cuddle time
BEAUTIFUL
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>>5524800
>>5525140
But no one came to help her was the dirt off, the waiter stood in the corner smiling as he new that this was what true love looked like.
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>>5525140
alright, this one got me
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If there were never any humans does that mean there would still be dinosaurs?
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tegaki'd replyguy?
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>>5525165
... Right after life happens. I hope I don't die!
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>>5525140
Fuck off weaver.
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>>5525140
Good job.
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>>5524825
You big goof.
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>>5525219
Jack off weaver.
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>>5525204
wtf is that supposed to be annyway
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>>5525232
but I want Weaver to cum inside
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If I roll for a zoosona, can someone draw it for me?

On the downside, you'd have to draw it for free.

On the upside you get to decide how it looks and I'll have to live with it.
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>>5525237
:)
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>>5525254
Okapi.
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>>5525304
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>>5525297
maybay
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>>5525254
he's a....thing. see >>5525315
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>>5525297
Request it from nobby next time he comes around
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>>5525341
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>>5525297
heres u
being fagt kuk
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>>5525341
That is not the approved way to hold a bun
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>>5525297
its easier if you specify, innit?

saying "im a fox" will end up with a pretty bland character, fox mechanic, tall/fat fox, otócion fox, glasses, thick framed glasses, etc makes easier to make something more original.

though you shouldn't go the "free commission" route, though.
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>>5525304
/fluffy bunny general/
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>>5524325

Oh anon, their didactic rants aside, you're making me blush.
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>>5525383

Correct. This is how you're supposed to do it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySLUNs7i0ds
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Anyone got the original concept art this image is based on? I've searched high and low and found nothing.
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>>5524939


>Their waitress came around, putting a temporary halt to their flirting
>They both ordered a salad as a starter, while she decided on a plate of gnocchi and he a veggie burger
> "I never pegged you as a vegetarian." She pushed
>He smiled as he took a sip of wine. "Well, I eat fish from time to time, but these burgers are far too tasty to pass up."
>She smiled. "Glad to hear you agree... I come to this place all the time, and I quite enjoy them."
>He was slightly surprised
>"oh? I thought..."
>"That most mammals who ate burgers were predators." She interrupted. "Yes, that's true. But what is life without a little... Exotic... Taboo adventure?"
>His mind was made up at that point, he was going in for the kill
>"The moment we're done eating this, I'm going to take you back to my apartment and fuck you until dawn."
>"Thank god." She whispered, a suggestive smile playing across her muzzle. "I thought you'd never get to it."
>The waiter came with their food, and they ate slowly, savouring the wait.

I know you want lewds, and I wanted to get their flirting over and done with. Next part coming up in a moment.
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>>5525430
are you Nobby?
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>>5525399
Not him, but I believe in Open Source Artware and Open Source Maymays.
Creativity needs to be Free as in Freedom and Free as in Free Beer, not capitalized pixels and mineral rubbings on surfaces.
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>>5524696
>She lost track of time when she heard a nearby chair rustle.
>She shot up, sitting straight. He was here.
>A fox, orange fur with black tipped ears.
>Green eyes.
>A rustled suit of blue with a gold badge, light glinting off of it.
>”Mom, sorry I’m so late. We got a call, and a suspect drove right past us-”
>”Nick.” Mrs. Wilde simply said, those misty eyes came back
>”Right, sorry, that’s not important.”
>”You’re a police officer now.” Mrs. Wilde managed to say, “Your father would be so proud.”
>”I- Uh…” He noticed her eyes, “I’m just a nobody cop, mom. Let me tell you about a really special cop. She’s a bunny. Hold on- Server?”
>The server came swiftly, a small smile on his face, “Finally arrived then?”
>”There was a suspect I had to catch. Menus please?”
>The server placed the two menus down onto table, giving a departing wink to Mrs Wilde.
>”Anyways, this bunny cop saved my life, has to be…”
>She smiled, listening to his story.

...

>>5524847
She did not.
>>5524909
Because the OP gave me an idea.
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>>5525453
But who is his date?
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>>5525315
>>5525363
okapis are... Hot.
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>>5525462
nop :3
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>In college
>Dorm hall has a movie night
>It's Zootopia
>Go to it, knowing I can keep my autism under control
>Gay guy there keeps talking about how much he loves the movie and how great of a character Nick Wilde is

I can't tell if he was just super gay and into disney movies, or a foxfucker.

Was he one of you fucks?
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>>5525417
I can't help it, she's the perfect shape and size and she just gets my motor going like nothing else.

I'm normally pretty subdued but god damn I'd have to sit on my hands not to just reach out and and grab.

And all that image needs is a hitachi placed just a few inches away from the right spot.
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>>5525254
A mystery.
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>>5525439
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>>5525550
>tfw no zootopia movie night in my dorm
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>>5525572

Thanks anon, have comfy.
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>>5525572
>mfw the odds are good that we'll see this moment in the sequel
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Well if anyone wants to draw my permanent zoosona, I got an Ibex.
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>>5525493
It's the epilogue to a teen nick/gazelle someone wrote a few days ago. The same author came back to write the ending.
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>>5525550
>how great of a character Nick Wilde is

He wasn't gay, anon. He was correct.
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>>5525653
sleep well
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>>5525653
Cya tegaki
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>>5525626
Christ look at those BALLS
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>>5525653
gnight tegake
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>>5525656
No, he's literally gay. That wasn't an insult, he's a homosexual.

Nick Wilde is a great character. I agree with him on that.
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>>5525436
Step 1: Find a rabbit.
Step 2: Follow the rabbit.
Step 3: Chase the rabbit until you catch it.
Words to live by, Anons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brmUys_7flI
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>>5525439
tumblr link?
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>>5525140
that was nice
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>>5525556
Hello friends it is me.
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>>5523986

Hi Comicanon, really appreciate all your work in these threads, it's always fun listening to your readthroughs at work, not knowing exactly what I'm going to get. I wanted to ask if you still take requests to read/critique people's work? I'm getting to the point where I am happier than not with my fics, and I could really use some thorough critical analysis to help me focus on where I need to improve.

If you have a slot open, here it is. If not, again I wanted to thank you for all the time you spend here with us.

Shadowbun: Pride and Prejudice

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8161972
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>>5525747
IMPOSTER!
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>>5525747
K.
Seems legit.
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>>5525682
Step 1: Find a rabbit.
Step 2: Grab it by its hind legs.
Step 3: Lift it up a little bit, arch its back.
Step 4: Wait for it to stop squealing.
Step 5: One sharp blow to the back of the head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=757I9J8gMZc&t=1m
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>>5525747
Let us frolic little bun buddy
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Oh, wondrous font of infinite trashy wisdom, I beg a boon of thee.

Give me a Zootopia name for Mahatma Ghandi.
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>>5525799
could you not
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>>5525842
Mahatma Ghoati
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>>5525783
Thats not a nice thing to say about a fellow rabbit
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>>5525881
LEWD


TOO LEWD GUD
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>>5525875
Hard mode: Make it a predatory species.
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>>5525619
I keep telling you niggas, 2oot will have a new cast. N&J will have a small but plot-wise important role, and their relationship status will be made even less clear.
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Oh iiiiinkyyyy~...!

So my arm slipped yesterday.. Wups!

(I'd be careful of wearing coffee-associated stuff in proximity to the good doctor in the early mornings. ..or of having Percy in any kind of proximity to anything with a heart, really. That guy is dangerously adorable)

>>5524135
Hey, you! Thanks for not wanting to kill me!

>>5524053
AWOOOO
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>>5525872

Would you prefer the broomstick method?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRt0u33222I
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>>5525955
Hm?

What's that?

Not lewd enough?

Okay.
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>>5525983
Hmmm... how about a violent herbivore?

Mahippo Ghandi.
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>>5524135
>canidae is for gazelle
>oc x canon
stop
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>>5526036
Hm. Doesn't exactly work with what I'm going for.

Maybe I need to find some other famous historical hunger-striker to reference.
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>>5525682
Step 4: Give rabbit cuddles
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>>5524554
Well I'll be in my bunk
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>>5526005
o-oh my...

this might be the lewdest thing I've ever seen in ztg. congrats
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"Date Night, May 02, 2001"

>It was Nick's first time visiting Bunnyburrow.
>He had known Judy for 2 years, and had been dating her for half that time.
>She had actually seemed hesitant to visit home, but her parents had been bugging her almost non-stop about it, and eventually she relented.
>Judy was unusually nervous on the trip to the Burrows, Nick assumed because she was worried her parents and family wouldn't get along with him.
>But once they arrived things went well. Nick got along with just about everyone at the Hopps homestead.
>On the surface Judy was her normal chipper self, but Nick could tell that under the surface something was bothering her. He decided not to press her about it, if she needed to tell him about it, she would.
>On the third day of the visit, September 28, Nick ended up spending the evening out and about with Gideon Grey. When he got back Judy was already in bed.
>The following morning Judy was strangely distant from Nick. She answered his questions with as few words as possible and didn't carry her half of any conversations. She spent most of her time alone in her room.
>Nick decided he would give her some space that day and talk to her about it in the morning.
>That night Nick couldn't sleep. So he quietly walked the empty halls of the basement, investigating all the old stuff the Hopps' had accumulated over the years.
>It was about 3 in the morning when he noticed something odd. In his mental map of the basement there was a sizable area that was walled off, with no apparent doors in.
>Doing some investigating he found a hidden panel that slid away, revealing what appeared to be a secret room.
>He stepped inside and pulled a string on the ceiling, turning on the single light fixture.
>The room was plain, there was a mattress in one corner, an older video camera on a tripod in another corner, and a cabinet with an older CRT television and shelves packed with what looked like home video tapes.

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>want to jump into the drawfag maelstrom of shenanigans
>can' draw for shit
it's an abstract sort of feel
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>>5526141
>it's a "Hopps children are groomed for pedophilic home videos" episode
things have gotten really dark ever since the season 2 finale
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>>5525682
>>5525436
They're adorable even when they think they're about to die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xCEMFERDdA
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>>5526141
>Upon closer examination they were all labeled "Date Night" with the month day and year coming after.
>The dates went back about 17 years. He pulled one out. "Date Night, May 02, 2001".
>Nick's curiosity got the better of him. He turned on the TV, turned the volume all the way down, and popped in the tape.
>The image showed the room he was in, the camera pointed at the bed. On the bed was a young grey doe with tear-filled lavender eyes. Judy, about 11 years old. She was sitting in her underwear, facing the camera. From out of frame an older rabbit also in his underwear, Stu Hopps Nick realized, walked onto mattress behind the doe. Stu pushed the her face down and pulled her hips up towards him. The camera zoomed in on the pair as Stu he dropped his boxers, yanked down the doe's panties and... and... and he...
>Nick lurched forward and fumbled to turn off the television. He sat crouched breathing hard. He looked over at the mattress in the corner. Then he threw up.
>Nick looked back at the shelves around the television. There were dozens of tapes. Dozens of "Date Nights". His gaze stopped on a tape that stood out from the rest in the corner of the shelf. The label was pristine, not faded like the others. It was dated Sept. 28, 2016.
>Nick started to shake. His mind was a wild mess of thoughts. But one thought rose to the surface. Judy.
>The fox tore out of the secret room and scrambled through the house, running towards Judy's room as fast as he could. His claws scraped the floors and walls as he rushed through the halls. When he reached her door he simply laid his shoulder into it rather than slow down to open it.
>As he burst into the room Judy shrieked awake and jumped up in bed. Nick dove onto the bed with her and snatched her into his arms, pulling her tight against his chest. "I'm so sorry Judy, I had no idea, I'm so sorry!"
>Judy was bewildered and wrapped her arms around Nick. "Shh, Nick, it's okay. What happened? What's wrong?"

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>>5526144
Everyone starts there, anon. Draw anyway. Seriously, even stick figures can be fun to look at. Trust me, I've seen it happen.
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>>5526005
Thought it was going into vore territory for a moment.
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>>5526183
>Nick loosened his grip and pulled back so he could look Judy in the eyes. Tears rolled down his cheeks. "I found the room in the basement. With the camera. I'm sorry Judy. I didn't know. I never would have let you come back here. I never would have let him near you again."
>Judy stared at him in silence for a few moments, her mind was still partly asleep and it took afew seconds to understand what Nick was talking about. When everything snapped into place in her mind Judy's eyes went wide, then squinted shut as her shoulders began heaving with sobs.
>Then, from the smashed doorway to Judy's room, an angry voiced called out. "Judy what the hell is going on here! Nick? Get your hands off my daughter!"
>Nick spun his head to see Stu Hopps standing in the doorway. Nick slowly pulled his paws off of Judy then sprang of the bed, straight at the elder Hopps. Nick slammed his fist into Stu's face, sending the rabbit flying across the hall into the wall. Stu fell to the floor clutching his muzzle in pain.
>Judy sat still on her bed and watched as Nick pummeled her father, screaming in rage. "Your daughter! Your own daughter! How could you! You fucking monster! Your own daughter!"
>Another voice in the hallway shouted at Nick. "Get off him! Now!"
>Nick looked up from Stu's gurgling, pulped face to see Bonnie Hopps pointing a shotgun at him.
>Nick growled. "Do you know what he's done!? To Judy? All these years? The room in the basement, he-" Nick stopped when he remembered the camera zooming in. "You helped him. You were part of it too."
>Bonnie's gasped in shock. He knew. He found the hidden room. "It's not like that!" She pleaded. "We love Judy, we would never hurt her. It was good for all of us. She never said no."
>Nick snarled and dug his claws into Stu's sides. The beaten rabbit wheezed out in pain, blood bubbling from his nose. "Stop!" Bonnie shouted. "Stop hurting him or I'll-"
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>>5526203
>She was interrupted when Nick suddenly spun towards her, throwing Stu at her with all his strength. Bonnie cried out in surprise as her husband's body slammed into her. The shotgun went off, blowing a hole in the ceiling. The two older rabbits sprawled out on the floor.
>Bonnie tried reaching for the gun, but Nick was already there, kicking it across the hall. He stood over her staring into her with his face full of anger.
>Chhk-chak. Nick and Bonnie looked down the hall and saw Judy carrying the shotgun, the ejected shell rolling to a stop at her feet.
>"Judy." Nick and Bonnie said the same time.
>Judy stepped forward, lowering the barrel towards the prone rabbits. "You never hurt me? I never said no?" Judy's whole body was trembling as she slowly walked forward. "I was terrified. Of you. Of dad." She raised the stock to her shoulder. "I lived in fear of you since I was eight. Since. I. Was. Eight!"
>"Judy, stop." Nick spoke as calmly as he could. "Look around."
>Judy kept her eyes on her mother and father.
>"Judy, please." Nick begged.
>Judy took a steadying breath and looked up. She saw her siblings, those that hadn't already run outside, peeking around the far corners of the hallway. Watching her with wide eyes filled with fear and confusion.
>Judy's fragile composure broke. Her arms went slack and the gun fell to the floor. Nick rushed to her and caught her in his arms as her knees gave out. He picked her up and carried her past her parents on the floor. Bonnie was crouched over a wheezing, coughing Stu.
>Nick took Judy outside and told one of her brothers to call the police on his way out.
>He held her close and whispered in her ear. They would never touch her again. She would never have to come back to that house. It was going to be okay.
end

What a date!!!!
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>>5526183
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>>5525841
Brother! Let us go say hi to our fellow rabbits.
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>>5526234
anon why
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>>5525479


>They finished their meals in comfortable silence
>Well, more of a tense silence really
>Nick flagged down their waitress and asked for the bill
>It wasn't too pricy, coming at $36.79
>He paid her in cash, along with a nice tip that he was sure she appreciated
>"So, your place, or mine?" Gazelle asked.
>"My place is pretty small," He said. "If you're okay with being a little cramped."
>She laughed. "Nick, with all of the hints we've been giving each other all night, I doubt a small room will suffice."
>"My place is a five minute walk from here," She continued. "My parents are at some business meeting, and my I don't have any uni classes for a few days. Which is good, considering what I've heard about canines and their... Well... Ability to lock to their partner for a while."
>Nick could feel the tightness around his pants
>She was suggesting that he...
>Well... Use a knot to tie them together.
>"Well," He started, a noticeable tremor in his voice. "Let's go to your place and I'll show you an entirely new kind of 'bondage'
>Her smile nearly split her muzzle in two
>They exited the grill, hand in hand, and she led them towards her home
>As they walked, he felt her hoof travel up and down his side, along his hip, and settling right above...
>The base of his tail
>Well, as he always prided himself on, he was not going to be outdone
>His size left little else to grab aside from anything below her waist
>Taking advantage of this, he slid his digits into her pocket and gave a slight squeeze
>She jumped, giggled, and gave his tail a slight tug in return
>As they made their way to her home, that's how they stayed
>squeeze, tug, squeeze, tug, squeeze, and so on
>He noticed a new scent permeating from her
>Taking a light sniff of the air, he recognized it
>she was in heat, and her loins betrayed her for it
>He was glad to see her home in front of them
>As they made their way up the steps, she turned to him
>"I hope you're ready."
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>>5526275
Because I hate myself and also everyone else.
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>>5526183
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>>5526234
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>>5526193
Who is this semen demon?
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>>5526281
Shit, wrong linked comment. Here's the correct one: >>5524939
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>>5526234
>>5526203
What the fuck, man.
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>>5526281
ARE YOU FUCKERS READY FOR SOME LEWDS?? Say it with me naw!
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>>5526001
>Zootopia 2
>opens on some faraway urban vista, obviously not the city we're familiar with
>suddenly Jack Savage
>explosions, gadgets, and mayhem as he flees across the rooftops from some obviously evil henchmen
>he shouts at someone on a wrist radio, obviously trying to get in contact and frustrated that there's no response
>he keeps giving updates on his position even so, hoping that the person on the other end can hear him
>but he's fast running out of rootftop; the henchmen are closing in
>leap of faith time
>he gives one last update, closes his eyes, and hurls himself over the edge
>the henchmen all skid to a stop at the edge, dumbstruck
>suddenly, a biplane roars up and away, with Jack balanced on the wing
>at the controls is Skye
>Jack climbs down into the cockpit; they share a few one-liners, and then a kiss, before flying off into the sunset
>credits roll
>camera pulls back to reveal Nick and Judy on a couch, watching an old spy show on the TV
>well, Judy's watching--Nick is sneaking peeks at his phone
>those crafty filmmakers took a page from Toy Story's playbook, using in medias res to play with audience expectations
>they take another page when it comes back in the film itself--Judy has to perform a similar leap and Nick saves her
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>>5525556
*steps on*
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>>5526234
Here's the cap.
Also is >>5525479 going to continue?

>>5526320
Sorry about that mate, only noticed that post just now.
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>>5526368
No treading pls
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>>5526170

And when dying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDBgP83Sizo
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>>5526330
>>5526320
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>>5526286
>>5526275

Judging by all these comments I doubt I want to read it
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>>5526394
You don't. I'm a bad boy and I wrote a bad story.
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>>5526234
but what about the other siblings
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Not Tonight: Part 1

>Nick Wilde rode in the back of his personal limo. He was the young Vice Chairman of Wilde Enterprises. Many mammals in and out of the company assumed nepotism got the 25 year old fox the position. And while that was partly true, he was in fact very good at his job. When he wanted to be.
>He looked to his left at the bunny sitting next to him.
>Judy Hopps, his personal bodyguard for the past 3 months. She was a former member of the ZPD. After 8 years on the force she had entered the private sector.
>Nick had looked up news articles and interviews from her early days with the police, and it was hard to connect the excitable, energetic bunny from them with the serious, no-nonsense rabbit that spent most of her waking hours following him around.
>Although "following around" wasn't a good description of what she did. She checked out all the hotel rooms he stayed in, interviewed staff, frisked guests he met with, and always made she she new exactly where he was at all times. She was thorough and never left anything to chance.
>Right now she was tapping on a tablet, probably checking his itinerary for the evening.
>Nick waited with a subtle grin for her to find the special event he had slipped in to the schedule.
>He knew she found it when she took a deep breath and let out a long sigh.
>"Mr. Wilde, I wasn't aware that you were fond of Bounce Houses. Or that there were any in Zootopia at all."
>"Judy, I already told you, you can call me Nick. And I happen to be a cultured fox with a wide and varied range of interests."
>"Of course, Mr. Wilde, but I have to say that the two hours you have scheduled for it would probably kill you. So in the interests of keeping you alive, and myself employed, I will remove that activity from the planner."
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>>5526466
>Nick sighed dramatically and slouched down into his seat. "If you had things your way you would probably have me chained up in a bank vault for my own protection."
>Judy shrugged and kept scrolling through the planner. "Not a bad idea, Mr. Wilde, I'll have to look into that. Are you still on tonight with Miss Cielo? She hasn't cancelled or asked for a rain check?"
>Nick perked up at the thought of his date that evening with the vixen. "Nope, not this time. She promised to clear her schedule for the weekend. She told me she even got a new dress, just for tonight. I can't wait to see it. She won't cancel. Not tonight."
>Judy shrugged and looked out the window. "If you say so, Mr. Wilde."
>Nick frowned and straightened up in his seat. "Hey, it's your job to keep me safe, not to bad-mouth my girlfriend. Alright?"
>Judy faced him and put her hands up in surrender. "Of course, Mr. Wilde. Sorry for overstepping my bounds."
>The two sat in silence for the rest of the car ride to the luxurious apartment building Nick lived in.
>As they rode the elevator to the top floor Nick started talking again. "She doesn't mean to do it or anything. Her job keeps her busy. They're always flying her around the world to put out fires and fix problems at Lionheart Industry's different operations. It's an important job! I'm not going to ask her to skip out on her responsibilities just to meet for dinner every now and then."
>"Of course not." Judy agreed.
>The elevator took them directly to Nicks apartment. Nick went to his room to shower and change for his date. Judy had a glass of water and waited in the living room.
>Nick came out of his room wearing a perfectly tailored suit. "How do I look?"
>Judy looked him up and down with a look of concentration. "Hm, you look... okay."
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>>5526361
I would flip the fuck out.
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>>5526492
>Nick laughed. "Always the flatterer. Come on!"
>He practically skipped to the elevator. On the ride down he fidgeted with nervous energy and excitement. He practically ran out the door to the limo.
>Nick could barely contain his excitement on the drive to the restaurant he was meeting the vixen at. He hadn't seen her in weeks, and missed her dearly.
>As they were pulling up in front of the building Nick's phone rang. As he saw who was calling his excitement faded, replaced by a feeling of dread. "Hey honey! Yeah I just got here. Oh. Oh. Okay. Yeah. I understand. Yeah. Yeah."
>Nick put the phone down and sat in silence, his expression blank. After a few moments he lowered the window between the front and back of the limo and called to the driver. "Renato, take me to Finn's."
>As the limo got back on the road Nick opened a drawer in front of him, pulling out a bottle of whiskey.
end of part 1
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>>5526382
&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vXBEQhjskw

Now I'm imagining a stoat and rabbit couple. Rabbit doe constantly nervous, but so, SO turned on... stoat always charming, but quick to show a flash of fang to his chosen bunny...
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>>5526545
>those faint little screams of dying
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>>5526170
I hate when my car alarm goes off
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>>5526545
Imagine them doing the death spin but instead it's sexy and passionate.
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>those loud, long screams of dying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpKJA9sJ1Ac
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>>5526590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpKJA9sJ1Ac

Being a leporid must suck shit. You're the quintessential prey animal, who can't even use your puny claws and teeth to defend yourself because your own anatomy precludes it.
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New comic page! Sorry if it's sloppier than usual. Kinda a sick day.

Link to the past ones, but a couple pages are missing: http://imgur.com/a/62eVu

>>5526005
Oh my goodness!

This is a pleasant surprise. Thank you very much!

He'll need better eyesight, though. That is clearly not a coffee cup.
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>Oh. Okay.
aww
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>>5526636
>>5526643
ayy lmao
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>>5526656
Things get better, I promise!
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>>5526423
>the Hopps family calls the police
>15 minutes later a knock breaks the tense silence as Bonnie tends to Stu
>its a local rabbit deputy checking in
>Bonnie lies that her daughter had brought a fox back with her that corrupted her, and the fox had snuck about to attack Stu while Judy attempted to force her to hand over all the valuables in the house
>The deputy takes note and calls out for a watch for two rogue cops from Zootopia
>the deputy stays the night with the Hopps family in the event Judy or Nick return
>2 hours later the sound of engines from cars helicopters and trucks fill the air, startling everyone awake
>a B.A.T. - Breaching Armored Truck suddenly crashes through the front door as the ZBI storms the residence, the deputy instantly raising his hands in surrender

>Nick sips his coffee, watching a Lion and a Zebra drag Bonnie out of the house while a striped rabbit finishes his phoen call and approaches Nick and Bogo
>"Well I didn't know you'd call in everything for this, Jack."
>"I owe a multitide of favors after all your father did for me, Nicholas, you know that if you say the word, I'll charge in with all I can find."
>Bogo stared at the two miniscule mammals
>"Nick has a family history with the ZBI? Who the hell is your father?"
>Nick and Jack glanced at each other like only brothers could before responding in unison
>"Sorry sir, the answer to that question is above our paygrade."
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>>5526644
B-but he's a good cougar

A cougar cougar.
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>>5526678
I think I have an idea of where this might be going, but either way, you'ved piqued my interest. Looking forward to a continuation anon.
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Lewds incoming

>Stepping up to Gazelles door, the ungulate turned to face him
>"This night isn't going to end so suddenly, is it?"
>Recognising this as his invitation, he looked into her eyes
>"No, not for a few more hours at least." As he said it, he reached up and kissed her.
> she happily returned the kiss, wrapping her arms around him and trailing her hoofs down to his buttocks
>She gave them a squeeze, and pulled him into her house
>She made short work of his shirt, unbuttoning it and relieving him of it
>In return, he slid the straps of her dress down her arms, letting it fall to the ground
>As her body was exposed to him, he noticed that she had not been wearing any underwear
>Whatsoever
>She was bare to him, her breasts small yet perky, and her sex flushed and moist
>He took a moment, and as he did she made her move
>"Not exactly fair for you to be dressed while I'm naked, now is it?"
>"No. No it's not," he said huskily, as he moved to undo his belt.
>"Wait," she whispered, moving to take off his pants for him.
>As she stripped the layers off him, his erection sprung free, red and already dripping precum
>She wasted no time taking it into her mouth, rolling her tongue from his tip to base, and wrapping it around his member
>She bobbed back and fourth, her tongue spiralling away at his cock, egging his release
>He grasped her horns and guided her fellatio, slowing her as she moved
>As his release begged, he pulled her off him
>>"Now it's my turn.," he said, looking don at her round chocolate eyes
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>>5526644
Oh hey it's that chick.

Time to swoop in and grab a tit.
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>not expecting a sequel
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>>5526590
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>>5526636

I wonder if the pred/prey electricity between a rabbit and a stoat (or martin) would be greater than that between a rabbit and a fox.
What do you think, Anons?
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Neon Bunesis Foxangelion
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>>5526856
I think that interspecies couples are immoral
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>>5526856
A fox or any mammal larger than the rabbit really gives off a sense of overpower.
A tube dude's flexibility would probably be more along the lines of cunning, being a little more psychological on the prey.
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>>5526720
CougarAnon here.
Good cougar = best cougar
(Be nice to cougars. They're good kitties)
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>>5526712
>Jack cucks Bogo out of information
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>>5526720
She's not ditching him. Don't worry.

Just has stuff to think about.
Maybe she really WAS going to powder her nose before she noticed her stalkers.

>>5526883
Agreed. Andrew Pumalice is a swell guy.

>>5526781
Stop grabbing the ladies' tits.

>>5526856
I think the sex'd be hot in all honesty.

>>5526876
I think YOU'RE immoral!
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>>5526820
Miffed at having to scrap the collar script, Byron overdoes it in the sequel.
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>>5526361
And then the movie has a post-credits scene of Nick screwing around in the office when Bogo pokes his head in and yells at him that it's his day off."
>"I've got nothing better to do, works all done, and my wife is out on a date with her boyfriend."
Remember to try everything, even cucking ;)
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>>5526908
"All the preds have to wear collars. On their dicks!"
"Uh, what about the female characters?"
"Who cares."
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>>5526908
Pffft, the symbol is a snowflake.
A white snowflake.
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>>5526936
Priests, Muslims, and Newt Gingrich agree: lesbian porn is pretty good
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>>5526934
That's fine
Nick can just fuck Bogo then.
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>>5526936
bseudobono
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Bunnies do not cuck their spouse
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>>5526908
It just occurred to me that a guy is distributing leaflets to people who they're openly claim to be inferior. Kinda making a tough case there.

captcha Reno POZUELO
sounds like Bueno Excellente's Mexican cousin.
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>>5526950
I wonder how many snowflakes you need before you start getting duplicates. Because I'll be damned if all the quadrillions of snowflakes that ever fell are all unique.
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>>5526978
The Nazis were not subtle. Hitler said exactly what he was going to do in Mein Kampf, and people were surprised when he followed it to the letter.
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>>5526968
Bunny so horny he's eyefucking the other rabbit
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>>5526882
Hmm, a valid point, Anon.
But wouldn't the stoat / martin have a reputation as being unbelievably ferocious? A larger predator, like a fox, wouldn't have that - they can overpower a bunny easily.
Martins / stoats have to -WORK- at it... and that could actually make them scarier, in some ways.
Could be enough to get a doe's heart pitter-pattering.
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Catching up after work!

>>5526005
Silanxi! I wouldn't kill you!

By the way, this weekend is looking free!

>>5525749
Heya buddy! I wanted to apologize: I've had your fic on my to-read list since Cyberpunk, and I just haven't gotten to it!

I'll definitely read everything you got! :)

>>5526887
I saved this as

>VRbitdiscussingMiserableLosers

Also I was requested to send over the sketch for Meet Me Midway. Here it is!
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>>5526896
But tits are really fun to grab.

>honk honk
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>>5526978
Well this is pre-globalism and Hitler had tiers set up for different races. Germany never had a diverse population until recently because of the real lack of colonialism and the late unification. the UK and France had all their superiority shit ages ago and then got stuffed with the colonized peoples. Well except France which actively attempted genocide against the Algerians and California that created the whole eugenics plan that inspired Hitler, but sssshhh, only Hitler did evil things.
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>>5524114
THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW IT ON THE INTERNET DOG.

GUESS WHAT THIS FANDOM AND THREAD IN PARTICULAR FUCKING DOES DUDE.
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>>5527054
>genocide against the Algerians
Can you really blame them though?
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Judy insists on keeping her babies in a big pile of blankets arranged into a burrow
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>>5526820
source?
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>>5527077

He didn't draw it. Chumpy did.
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>>5527104
All genocide against Semitic and African peoples is honorable.
North Africans are both so its double honorable. Most honorable. You prestige really fast when you kill Libyans.
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>>5527035
I was thinking of how to write that, and you're right.
Wondering what the stoat/weasel/tube dude is gonna do just adds to it because of their known ferocity
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art good oiu?
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>>5527104
Not at all, Algerians are the Irish of the Slavic countries.
Every time I see Algerians and their shitty attitudes, awful driving, and putrid food I think to myself "Dammit, Turkey! You missed a few!"

It takes a LOT to get me to support Turkey in any endeavor, but if anyone deserves to stop sucking air it's Algerians.
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>>5527154
WELL I'M AN ASSHOLE THEN.

DISREGARD ECT ECT.
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>>5527215
Good meme
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>>5527215
I thought the turks tried to kill the armenians.
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Reshilling this from the other night.

TT, Judy and Kii Carano go on a date (lewd)

http://pastebin.com/FEzNu4Ks
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>>5527243
He's memeing, anon
It's another case of "40 ohms of voltage flowing"
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>>5527215
Anon, you got the Algerians confused with the Armenians. And the Armenians aren't Slavs; they're actual Caucasians

If you're going to be racist, at least get it right.
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>>5525086
>After Judy stepped out of the taxi, she pat down her dress as she approached the fancy restaurant.
>At the entrance, was one Nick Wilde, on his phone.
>Before Judy could say anything, her phone buzzed, which caught Nick's attention.
>"Judy! Hey!" he said as he quickly walked his way to her and took her paw in his.
>"I was just wondering where you were!" Nick said, a big smile plastered on his face as they entered the restaurant.
>Grazzieres, a really fancy prey restaurant, had all kinds of dishes for every acquired taste.
>Nick had quickly herded Judy to their table.
>With perfect manners, Nick had helped Judy sit at her chair.
>"So..." Judy said as she took a look around, Nick taking his seat.
>"How did you get us in here? This place is always booked."
>Nick smiled as he said "I used a few favors is all."
>Judy was less than excited, though. "Nick... is this going to get you in tro-"
>"Nonononono!" he was quick to reassure her, hand gestures and all before he took a breadstick.
>Judy took one too as she eyed him over.
>Nick was smiling as he gazed into her eyes. All Judy could tell, was something was up.
>As they munched on their appetizers, they were handed menus.
>Judy ordered a broccoli rotini while Nick had a mixed fruit salad.
>Judy, however, noticed the prices of the food as she handed it back. Before she was able to take her menu back from the waiter though, he had already turned around to hastily head back to the kitchen to place their order.
>"Nick!" Judy whispered to him as the waiter left earshot. "Did you see these prices!?"
>Nick''s smile wavered a little, but he kept his focus on Judy.
>"Fancy, huh?" was his only response before he took a sip of water.
>"You aren't putting yourself in debt, are you?" Judy asked with a tinge of guilt in her voice as she leaned back into her chair.
>"You're worth it, Judy. I have been dreaming for this moment for months!" Nick said as he folded his paws together, his smile more awkward as he saw her worry.
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>>5524979
>binaural
Is this the sort of shit that Chris Chan was listening to to when his taint got infected and split open?
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>>5527046
Oh man, that's awesome, thank you! Lying Doggo is not ready for reading, I need to decompile it from the greentext format that I wrote it in, but I'll do that ASAP

Thanks again, and looking forward to your feedback!
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>>5526896
My dyslexia kicked in and I read that shirt as sexy pizza.

I don't know where the x came from.
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>>5526001
I'm gonna say negatory on that. People expect to see the same characters in a big sequel and Disney is not going to risk disappointing the fans of the original. Especially since Jason Bateman and Ginnifer Goodwyn's performances were such a fundamental and endearing part of the movie.
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>>5526883
>tfw you will never give a cougar a hug
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>>5527455
>>5527485
Chumpy! What would your mamma Canidae say?
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>>5527455
>>5527485
She looks kinda small to be Swinton. Maybe just one of her supporters. Or a relative.
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>>5526896
let me help you with those oriental faces
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>>5527525
She'd say unload on the sow's tits.
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>>5527485
What a degenerate, I can't wait to vote for Trunk. He'll keep those Bunnyburrow sex maniacs out.
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Why does every female have to be a dumb slut?
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>>5526778
>Nick gently pushed her on her back, and traced his muzzle from her neck to her groin
>Smelling her arousal, Nick parted her folds to welcome his tongue
>She gasped, unused to the wide, yet insanely smooth feel of candid tongue on her pussy
>Going with the flow, he nipped, flicked, and inserted his tongue into her, each gaining him a more lewd response from the young ungulate
>"Nick, oh Nick don't stop." She breathed, obviously close to her climax
>Her begging feeling his lust, he continued, and her cried grew in intensity until they were nearly screams of ecstasy, ripping through the living room
>Her release came suddenly, as he felt her walls clamp around his tongue, and a wild spray of her fluids against the roof of his mouth
>He drank it all, savouring her taste
>Looking up, he saw her head was reared back, and her chest rising and falling as she attempted to catch her breath
>He didn't want to give her a moment of reprise
>Levering himself in line with her slit, he grabbed himself, and began to push within her
>She moaned her pleasure, enjoying every second that he took to lever his member within her hole
>As he reached the base, he began to thrust, her gasps and moans increasing as his speed did
>He wanted to make this memorable, so as he thrust himself in and out of her, he bit and nipped at her breasts
>This was obviously something that she liked, as she brought herself up and grabbed him with one hand to pull him closer, while the other grabbed the base of his tail
>Oh that did it
>Too much of this and he was liable to burst
>And that wouldn't be polite if he didn't give her at least one more orgasm first
>He nipped harder, thrust deeper, and squeezed her ass more firmly than before
>Her strangled moan echoed in the room, and another gush of her juices splashed against his torso
>He was getting close to the end too
>As their gyrations continued, his base swore and began to lock them together, readying for release
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>>5527561
Oh. Well okay then.
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>>5527589
They aren't. Canidae and Swinton are just incredibly lewd.
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>>5527589
Maybe because you're forgetting the cool ones
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>>5527525
>Chumpy! What would your mamma Canidae say?

"Come here and let momma show you why you don't need any other girls..."
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>>5527589
Violet isn't a slut.

She's a strong and intelligent therapist bun who is looking for a loving monogamous relationship with another girl bunny.
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>>5527589
ure momis a great indpiration fgt kuk boi
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>>5527599
>his base sword
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>>5527640
She's not a slut, she just utilizes voluntary sexual therapy sessions.
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>>5527589
>implying Molly is either dumb or a slut
She's gonna be the supervisor of the entire Parking Enforcement department before she retires.
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>>5527576
Think nothing of it btw why are you naked on my couch
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>>5527589
Stop projecting your life onto the OCs here, whore.
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>>5527589

>candidate gets raped in one off images
>"she's a slut"
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>>5527665
>She's not a slut, she just utilizes INvoluntary sexual therapy sessions.

FTFY
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>>5527693
When all you see is Canidae getting fucked by various characters, it's hard to get rid of that association.
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>>5527745
>scrolling the front page
>we're currently 8 pages deep into autosage

JOKE'S ON YOU, MEMESTER
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>>5527693
>candidate
>canidae

oh i get it now
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>>5527688
>"Thanks for letting me crash at your place."
>"Think nothing of it. But why are you naked on my couch?"
>"Well why don't you find out? Come on over here and collect your rent."

>>5527779
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canidae
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>>5527779
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canidae
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>>5527779
That's what I thought, but it's pronounced like "Kennedy".
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>>5527556
Oh thank you. I knew it was missing something!
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>>5527599
>He felt himself locking into her
>He knew how close he was
>"God, I'm almost there baby."
>"Fuck... Yeah, give it to me. Fill me uuup."
>Her begging was what pushed him over the edge
>He gave one last deep thrust into her, and felt thick ropes of cum race into her
>He yelped, as foxes do, as he came, and as he did the moaned with pleasure at the feeling of his knot and flowing semen
>He slumped over her, their activities done for the time being, and kissed the fur around her neck
>She reached up and gently brushed his ears, giving him a tender, satisfied look as she rubbed him
>"Never had a guy make me cum that fast," she said. "I've also never let... Wanted a guy to cum in me so badly."
>"oh?" He asked. "Well I hope you keep letting me. Seeing as we're going to be locked together for a while yet."
>She giggled. "Nick, the closer I get to you, the better. Also, I hope you're ready for round two before your knot goes away..."
>"Because I have you allllll night..."
>The two spent the next six hours enjoying each other's bodies
>By the time they were done, they were so exhausted that they fell asleep locked together
>Nick learned two things that day
>One: Gazelle was a woman he knew he could come to anytime for this
>And two: He knew that preyophillia was DEFINITELY something he was going to be getting into.

The end

So fuckers, what'd you think?
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>>5527833
Is...is skunkmomma a lesbian now?
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>>5527845
What
No.
She's dating a an upstanding beaver.
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>>5527845
Just gals being gals
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>>5527867
Okay good

Just wanted to be sure

So who are those skunks? Just random people?
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>>5527659
Fuck *Swole

I'm drunk and writing this on a tablet. Fuck autocorrect
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>>5527867
picture of skunkmomma and bob villa beaver cuddling wrapping their tails around each other when
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>>5527879
They are not random, I'm afraid.

>>5527879
>gals being gals
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>>5527927
>>(You)
>>(You)
What did he mean by this

>>5527927
>Double quoting me
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>>5527977
but by double quoting him you're continuing the cycle

>>5527977
and so am I. Nice dubs.
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>>5526517
Not Tonight: Part 2

>"Hey, Nicky! Hey, have you headed out to the restaurant yet? I'm sorry. I'm so sorry baby, but I can't make it. Something came up, and I have to take care of it. I really wanted to be there! I'll make it up to you, I promise. I love you."
>Sky clenched the phone in her paws. "Shit. Shit."
>She shoved the phone in the van's glove box with a huff. "I broke his damn heart this time. I'm going to lose him."
>"It comes with the job." The striped hare in the driver's seat next to her answered. "It's awful, and it will drive you to drink, or worse. But it's the life you chose. The life everyone like us chose."
>"Yeah. I know, Jack." Sky watched the streetlights pass by as they continued towards their destination. "So what's the op?"
>"Observation, then capture of an arms dealer and a buyer. Details are in the blue folder under your seat."
>Jack Savage and Sky Cielo were secret agents. They traveled the world and fought to keep chaos and destruction at bay. It left little time for personal lives, although they still tried.
>Tonight they were staking out an old diner that was set to be the meeting place for black market arms deal.
>They set up in their surveillance van a few doors down from the restaurant and waited.
>After a short time a call came in from another observation team.
>"Black limo pulling up at the back. Running the plate. Registered to Renato Manchas. Two mammals exiting the vehicle. Female rabbit, male fox. Fox appears drunk. The driver has exited the vehicle. Black jaguar. They're entering the building through the back door."
>Sky placed her head in her paws. "Oh no."
>The other observation team continued. "We'll have audio in a moment, stand by. Okay here we go."
cont
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wrote a bash script for cappers to ease their burden :v
http://pastebin.com/zMAitHDp
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>>5527977
Forgive me I'm autistic. First quote was meant for >>5527885

>>5527924
>bob villa beaver

I'll admit it. I laughed.
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>>5528004
The cycle must continue

>>5528004
Coulda had trips there
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>>5528008
>A deep, angry voice filled the air. "-and then you show up drunk off your ass outta nowhere! The fuck's wrong with you Nick?"
>Sky winced at the reply.
>"Come on uncle Finn, I've had a bad night! My Sky stood me up. Again. I think she's trying to get me to break up with her. She doesn't love me anymore."
>An accented voice, must be Manchas broke in. "You don't know that Nick. You said it yourself that she has a job that keeps her busy."
>Nick shouted back. "She was lying! I can always tell when she lies, and she's always lying to me. I just play along. I-I just want. I just want her to."
>Nick's voice trailed off and Finnick's returned. "Hey. Hey now enough o' that come'r siddown. I'll make you somethin' to eat okay? Hey Ren, gimme a hand here."
>For a moment the only sound heard was a quite snifling.
>Sky banged her head against the side of the van. "Fuck me. Shit. Fuck. Me."
>Jack called over the comms. "Agent Cielo and I are unable to stay on watch. Send in another team to replace us asap."
>Sky turned to her partner. "What? What do you mean, why are we leaving?"
>"You are entirely emotionally compromised right now. We can't work like this."

cont tomorrow
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>>5528008
OH SHIT
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>>5528059
My best friends enemy is my best friend who is best friends with my enemy and the enemy of my enemy is my date tonight who is my enemy of my boss who's daughter is my best friend's enemy's best friend who I'm going out with.
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>>5528059
but where s bun?
is sky about to get kuked?
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>>5528012
>tfw cutycapt isn't in pacman repositories or AUR
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>>5528012
what the fuck is this?
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>>5528247
sorry :v
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>>5528263
sorry :v
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evens dont
odds drink
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>>5528263
it's fine, m8
i'll just need to create my own PKGBUILD file to compile it.
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Not a submission, but TT related questions about Nick's lovelife
>what kind of "dates" would Nick and Honey have?
>what kind of dates would Nick and Gazelle have?
>what kind of dates would Nick and Judy have?
since I'm at it
>what kind of dates would Nick and Fangmeyer have?
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>>5528281
Don't hurt the anon liver
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>>5528261
a program that steals your credit card and paypal information and whites the money to Gary Johnson's campaign
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Time to write some sappy Canidae romance.
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>>5528354
Ok.
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>>5528354
wrong thread dude
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>>5528288
Nick and Honey: No actual dates, mostly Netflix and fuck

Nick and Gazelle: Elegant yet sexually charged, usually ending up in a knotfest after dirty flirtations

Nick and Judy: Karaoke, theatre, or dinner dates. Mostly fun but finishing off with a kiss in front of Judys apartment. Comfy shit.

Nick and Fangmeyer: Creperies, bakeries, desert shops, etc everything related to food
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>>5528288
Nick and Honey look like they grew up struggling, so I guess they'd be okay with just about anything- cheap resteraunt, maybe fastfood, shoot the shit

Nick and Gazelle? idk; maybe she likes being down to earth during her free time, so maybe she'd be into a quiet/peaceful night out
maybe gazelle is a naturalist

Nick and Judy? movie nights, maybe he'd try and binge on her once in awhile and treat her to something expensive
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>>5528354
Looks like anon got snowed out of the game by the Blizzard
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>>5528375
Futa was a mistake.
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NOW can we be cbt?
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> l i t

https://soundcloud.com/user-141799361/d-a-t-e-n-i-g-h-t
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>>5528422
>cbt
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>>5528416
Here I was thinking that was a male Judy.
I was all over that shit.
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>>5528416
Oh shit, this whole time I thought it was male judy.
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>>5528463
>>5528466
I know, anons
I felt the same way
But as soon as I saw the tits it was ruined for me.

As long as we're at it I'd like to have believed that was FemNick, too, but hey.
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>>5528375
You have that Jude in the shower greentext?
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Who here is having a wonderful date night?

What's been your favorite pic? Your favorite fic? Your favorite greentext?

Post some date night music, too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcD2iexGqZQ
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>>5528492
Nah, male Judy fucking regular Nick would be hot as fuck, especially if Jude had a bigger dick.
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>>5528513
Favorite pic was the Canidae one.
Favorite fic was the one in my head about feeding her chocolates and getting her drunk and pounding her missionary.
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>>5528545
What's this a reference to?
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>>5528518
This, but I ain't against fem Nick either.
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>Just noticed that Zootopia is on Netflix now.

Neat, time for a rewatch.
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>>5528570
>>5528555
>>5528545
>>5528532
>>5528577
I'm so tired of this fucking faggot spamming this same set
It's happened dozens of times
I wish you'd fuck off
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>>5528422
Cognitive-behavioral therapy?
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>>5528288
Nick and Honey's dates would probably be literally whatever they feel like when they meet up. Not a lot of pre-planning.

Nick and Gazelle would probably work their way through all the cozy little holes in the wall the city has to offer. Cute low-key places where Gazelle doesn't have to worry about much hassle.

Nick and Judy's dates would be all about trying new stuff, so they'd have a huge range of places they go. Usually ends in a sweet kiss and a goodbye, or cuddling that slowly evolves into lovemaking.

Nick and Fangmeyer would have dates with a lot of flirting and dirty talk and would probably tend to involve at least one activity that gets the adrenaline going, and tends to end with some really raunchy sex that cools down into a really intimate embrace.
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>>5528513
>Post some date night music, too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH5jcNS8IXI
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Seriously I want to bang the fuck out of Canidae, I might have to commission some things.
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So what happened with pizzacolt and pizzacat's date?
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>>5528625
>Seriously I want to bang the fuck out of Canidae
Why tho
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What happens to one's consciousness after they passes on?

>>5528609
>>5528609
>>5528609
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>>5528565
I dont know
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>>5528625
Weaver's got a tight hold on her pubic appearances, so good luck.
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>>5528643
>they passes on
fuck
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>>5528632
An equine never kisses and tells.
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>>5528496
Because he's hot, dear bune.
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>>5526361
I'd like this very much thank you
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>>5528152
Put the bong down anon
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>>5528987
I can't anon.
I've never done drugs beyond caffeine and stuff you can buy at Rite-Aid/prescriptions before. If I do weed maybe I'll be able to solve cold fusion and build a reactor with a trashcan, 2-ply toilet paper, and a copy of Superman 64.
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>>5528445
Damn that's the good stuff!
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>>5527839
How dare you make me find someone other than police rabbit get me hard?



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