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Zootopia General: love you and wish you well edition

Pastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
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Current TT Theme: Date Night (Submissions are due Sep. 29)
More information on TT: derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
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Second for ass!
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>>5483775
that's a good ass
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Fifth for space pirate Nick
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>>5483775
Ass is for rimming.
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>>5483818
Ass is for worshipping.
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>>5483775
>>5483796
Know what's even better. Two asses and nearly identical twins!
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Ass is for fucking.
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>>5483818

>You will never pull down Martina's panties with your teeth and eat 'her' ass out

What is even the purpose of living anymore
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>>5483838
Who here is going to the gym today?

Do you think Zootopian gyms have areas dedicated to certain sizes, or are they interspersed? Do they have separate gyms for separate species because of their physiology? So foxes squat the same way as bunnies? Do aardvarks? Do they need different bars for animals with hooves? Do they have tons and tons of power racks for different sizes?
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>>5483902
wow that picture is actually really hot and cute at the same time.
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>>5483818
>>5483872
>>5483874
>tfw all these reposts at the same time
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>>5483815
Space pirate Nick needs to plunder Judy's space booty
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>>5483874
But I want to rim slippery tube DUDES
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>>5484040
Martina is a slippery tube dude in denial
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http://red-velvet-panda.tumblr.com/
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http://gokhan20.tumblr.com/
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>>5483902
Went yesterday, will go again tomorrow. My legs will burn like fire and it will be very difficult to do TT, but the effort pays.

For the Zootopian gyms I think Labjer already introduced interesting ideas, like the separate tracks for running mice. Probably there will be specific machines e.g. a trunk trainer for elephants, while other machines and weights can be used by many different species (maybe with some differences like the weights in the shot put between men and women for us).

>>5483942
Finnickfag? Well we repost good art and you draw veeery good asses. Pls if and when you have time (I know that between tests and maybe TT you are overburdened), a Judy butt would be lovely.
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>>5484056
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Reposting for the day crowd:

Nick's got a problem: a bunny's knocking at his door, dying to see him. However, its not Judy! Is Nick going to be able to continue helping Jack through his Pastor addiction? Will Jack realize what he's doing to Nick? Will Judy understand? Find out in Savage and the Savage, chapter 5, by Grizzlyfag!

Text here:
http://pastebin.com/zmPnvLpD

Blind read through here:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/savage-and-the-savage-ch-5
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>>5484040
I want their slippery dude tubes in my mouth
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>>5484122
How lewd is this chapter, Comic?
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>>5484101
You gotta take care of the body and the mind together! Your TT will be better because of what you do!

I like the idea of machines specific to species. I wonder if there are any interspecies exercise companies, like Soul Cycle or Cross Fit? I bet there's plenty of them for specific species, like Jumbeaux's ice cream shop was specific for larger mammals, but maybe its a marketing angle that you can get buff/toned/lose weight no matter what mammal you are?
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>>5484151
I want to pop open a slippery tube dude and make some crescents.
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>>5484170
No spoilers :P
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>>5484101
thanks and well this is old but have this to tide you over perhaps.
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>>5484003

She thinks the rest of the GZPD are coming to rescue her, but being held captive on a pirate ship that the cops were ALREADY using most of their resources to look for isn't exactly the best place to be. So, of course, her only option is to suck up to Captain Nick to get out of her cell and actually be treated like anything other than a prisoner.

Now, the crew weren't privy to what EXACTLY happened in that cell (Captain Nick had all the guards leave the holding area and had his first officer, Finnick, guard the closed door outside), but three things are known:

- Nick went in alone, and came back out with Judy in tow.
- Judy's attitude towards the crew lightened up significantly, especially towards the captain
- Nick in particular looked rather pleased after exiting the holding area.

Of course, on a pirate ship full of thirsty space buccaneers, it didn't take long for lewd rumors to circulate. Neither Captain Nick nor Judy have commented on these rumors.
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>>5484299
>only the captain gets a go
Disgusting. He should at least invite his first officer to join
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Is HandwritingGameAnon still around?
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>>5484194
Seeing as there are firms like Preyda? That much is almost guaranteed. Probably with slogans like: 'A program for every size!' 'Fitness doesn't discriminate between species!' or something like that. And with completely ineffective, half-baked, one-size-fit-all programs that are extremely inefficient and/or dangerous.

Also I'm already working on my TT, after over an hour of drawing mongooses' faces
>drawing open mouth Nick
>without teeth is unrealistic
>with teeth is horrible to see
Damn.

>>5484244
That's certainly a fine ass! Thanks!
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>>5484122
Bun bun! Is your judge a big rough predator? If he is... make sure to get his number. Don't let this opportunity pass you by, he might even give you a lesser sentence.
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>>5484380

Hey man, I only said the captain got a go the first time, captain's perks and all that. What, you think a cop on a pirate ship is going to be unsullied by the rest of the crew for very long?
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>>5484422
I'm being charged with first degree murder.

Do you think this would help my chances? Because I'm up for life without parole.
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>>5483874
Man, rimming a tube dude must be fun. I'd think every time they get a twitch of pleasure, their whole body fwops like a hose
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>>5484299
>Judy revealed her pen was actually contained a AI program
>It's already hacked into Captain Wilde's computer and begun transmitting
>Judy will stop the transmission to the GZPD only if Wilde helps her find the missing USS Otterton
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>>5484503
Couldn't hurt
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>>5484503
Psst... hey bun. Take this, don't tell anyone.
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>>5484503
letting him ravage your bunny boipussy is always going to help your chances.
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>>5484503
You could also plead insanity. Jump on the table and start foaming at the mouth.
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>>5484547
It would never work, all buns do that when they've been denied pred dick for so long. Might get him a pity fuck but that's it.
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>>5484547
>>5484578
And there's the image of sunny doing that in my head
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>>5484601
Thankfully, his pred keeps him supplied.
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>>5484535
Awwww yeah buddy! Hah, I'd like to see stupid ol' Miles Edgeworth's face when he sees this baby! I bet he's going to be all like 'Whuuuuut? B-b-b-b-b-but my fancy shamncy law degree! Abloo bloo bloo!"

Prosecuting attorney... more like proSTUPIDacuting attorney... proSTUPIDacuting aDUMBney... POO-POO-STUPID-NOTACUTIE A-DUMB-NEY.

Man, my defense is going so well! Glad I have all of you as my legal counsel!

>>5484527
>>5484537
>>5484547
>>5484578
>>5484601
>>5484624
...on second thought, maybe I should reconsider your advice...
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>>5484578
>It's a nice monday morning in the bullpen. Judy's running late. She finally makes it.
>And sits on the table, foam dripping from her mouth.
>Bogo raises his glasses, "Is there... something wrong Officer Hopps?"
>"Thorry thir... jutht happenth thumtimeth."
>Bogo can't help but notice the way she glances at all the pred officers in the bullpen.
>He shakes his head. "Hopps, you're dismissed. Go see your doctor. And don't come back to work until you're better."
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odds draw evens idle
dubs
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>>5483902
Oh, I'm definitely going to the gym later.
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>>5484578
It seems you didn't train your bun well, anon. If you did, the only thing the bun could do is begging on his knees, mouth open, eagerly waiting.
Maybe some pitiful whine can escape, but then it's your job to correct such unsuitable behaviour.
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>>5484670
>"Wilde. Go take care of her."
>"Yes Sir!"
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>>5484670
>Nick dressed as a doctor "I prescribe a double dosage of Dox Fick, Nurse Finnick if you would be so kind as to assist me."
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>>5484674
Haha I hate myselt
Cant risk
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>>5484744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEChIzlaPjI
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>>5484706
Sorry but I am the bun! Or close enough, I just want a nice big predator to ravage me... sometimes I get the shakes and foam a bit.
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>>5484649
You haven't produced any defense whatsoever and now you go with petty insults ?
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>>5484744
>Dox Fick
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>>5484765
Oh I missed you E-rotic, been a long ass time since I listened.
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>>5484426
I'm just hoping that, in her mad dash to escape the clutches of the crew, she winds up in the engineering deck and meets an eccentric badger who offers her some respite.

Then she realises that the drink she was offered tastes a little funny before blacking out, only to wake up grav-locked to the badger's bed. And she's ever so eager to try out some of the toys she's spent her time perfecting, hoping to get a second opinion on them!
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>>5484744
>Doctor Nick
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The trial will be fair
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>>5484806
By fair, you of course mean "replete with rampant bribery", correct?
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>>5484806
VRbit only likes predators
HUNG predators
You're out of luck on both fronts
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>>5484802
Comeon please help me Doctor Nick I need your love I need it quick
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>>5484842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APyl6Cnbfzw
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>>5484771
...I can offer no defense to my actions...

I'm sorry I called you a poo-poo stupid not-a-cutie a-dumb-ney. You're not. You're the best prosecuting attorney who has ever charged me with first degree murder.

Friends?
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>>5484649
I'LL TAKE YOUR CASE!
And I will win it with my laser-sharp lawyering!

...Is what I'd like to say, but I'm sorta busy getting my TT entry together.
I'm sure you understand.
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>>5484122
Huh, you know this might be the first time I've seen a story where Nick cheats on Judy. Usually it is the other way around, normally involving alcohol.
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>>5484842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXRDF2Vi_Gw
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>>5484946
Wow, for a badger you're kinda mean, at least help VR sate some of his predator cravings...
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Another thanks to Nobby for offering to do my request, really appreciate man

For now, lets all post some music for dem feels
m'kay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGDA0Hecw1k
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>>5484896
>Friends?
it would be improper for the prosecution and the defendant to be friends while a trail is ongoing.

>>5484806
Your honor, as you can see here in which we call exhibit A >>5484896
the defendant has admited to his actions
we accept this as a plea of guilty
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https://twitter.com/numairiaoi
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>>5484842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unMJf2s7bhs
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>>5485028
embarassed judy is a cutie
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>>5485016
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>>5484988
Well I truly wish I could help, but other obligations aside, I might just end up badgering the witnesses too much.
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>>5485020
>Your honor
Why are you talking to a photoshop of Weaver?
Sit down, Edgeworth.

VRBit, make your case.
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It's available! Albeit it is not in Stock until the 5th.....

I hope it is all to disappointing. At least we'll get new content.
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>>5485064
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>>5485020
Objection!

The defendant did not ever say what his actions were!

I bring to your attention the fact his doors were locked from the inside.

I also bring up that everyone knew that the victim and the defendant were a couple, despite the defendant never leaving his home.

It is therefore impossible for them to be in a relationship!

Now why would VRBit kill someone he had no connection towards?

It is obvious! He didn't. The so called victim faked their death, because the bun didn't love them back. And to frame him in revenge for breaking their heart.
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>>5485020
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!

I WANNA CHANGE WHAT I JUST SAID!

DO OVER! DO OVER!

>>5484946
Look, I understand. I might be looking at life without parole, but TT is an important event!

>>5484950
Grizz is super creative, isn't he?
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>>5485130
>>5485132
You make good cases, but please stay on topic and only speak when spoken too.

>>5485130
VRBit's lawyer, you're up first.
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>>5484523

>"BIG-Alpha 4. Heh, I love these independent mom 'n pop space ports, very friendly to guys like us. So you think your ottership docked here?"
>"It's the USS Otterton, and yes I do. The DIV printout your 'buddy' gave us points to this as its last known heading, we should at least take a look."
>"Whatever you say, carrots. Cormo! Prepare the landing pads, then let the crew know we're gonna take a short break while we refuel and look for our esteemed guest's ship on...this station..."
>"Captain?"
>"What's with the weird look, Wilde?"
>"Nothing, I just...BIG-Alpha 4...sounds familiar but I don't know why..."

>>5484789

>"D-dear god! What IS that?"
>"Ha! Well, you see, I got on this A.I. kick, I wanted to see how many intelligences you could fit into a single device before it became unsustainable. Normally, this would be the perfect road to a horror movie, but I programmed these 'thinkers' to put others pleasure as their utmost priority. Unfortunately, my definition of 'pleasure' is a bit...warped these days, so you're going to be my test subject to make sure I got it right!"
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>>5485132
Well at least you'll be fed three times a day, more if its a pred and prey co prison...
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>>5485172
>A Blear shipper is going to be making my case

help me Edgeworth
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>>5485228
Quiet down, unless you want to defend yourself and reject the court-appointed lawyer
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>>5485282
Objection!

You cannot be the judge in this case. You have a conflict of interest. Because under that wig, you're obviously... BLEAR!
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>>5485282
Your honor, this is higly irregular. in the previous hearing the defendant had already elected to represent himself.

it all on the records of the previous court session.
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>>5485282
I was hoping for a Judge Rhinohoild or something.
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>>5485282
He stole and ate my grape jelly!
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>>5485228
Use the Tolstoy defense! You say you need to give a 2 hour presentation on War and Peace to make your case, but instead give one on The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky instead. They'll be so confused they'll have to let you go! It's worked everytime I've used it! Although that was just the once, with a speeding ticket. And I think the judge was paying more attention to my ass than to my presentation.

On second thought, just go with the offering sexual favors thing.
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>>5485319
Overruled, you're not even a lawyer, are you?
>>5485339
One more pipe out of you and I'll put you in the paddy wagon!

VRBit, make your case!
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>>5485349
Objection! You gave him those grape jellys to paint your chicken coop!
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>>5485393
He never painted my chicken coop!
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>>5485393
Those grape jellies were terrible!
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>>5485374
Objection! Skinfags are lame, we need an animal judge with a dumb pun name!
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>>5485427
paint my chicken coop!
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>>5485393
BAILIFF MCHORN , GET THIS LUNATIC OUT OF HERE
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excuse me, what is going on ITT
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>>5485450
Make me!
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>>5485447
The Judge is in agreement, court is adjourned until a suitable judge can be found.
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>>5485451
Argg my eyes! Mchorn pls nooo.
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>>5485462
Democracy manifest.
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>>5485469
Finally, justice is served, I hope its a pred.
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>>5485462
Western liberal decadence my comrade.
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>>5484950
>>5485132
...On that note, currently on the front page of AO3 Zootopia, there are three "Drunk Judy cheating on Nick" fics, one of which is someone taking Old-Fashioned Disaster, giving credit to the original author and deciding to continue it. Is it time for an influx of more cheating bunbun?
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>>5485447
>>5485469
Judge Hogg presiding over the retrial. This court is now in session.
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>>5485114
.pdf when ?
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>>5485504
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>>5485493
I'm not your comrade, you communist faggot
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>>5485518
He's so cute, I bet he's tough but fair. Not a good match for bun bun though, good luck trying to seduce him anyway.
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>>5485462
The best
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>>5485469

Needs to be a Kangaroo.
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>>5485393
I didn't give him jack squat! Also what the hell is a "chicken"!?

>>5485469
He also stole my strawberry jam!
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>>5485043
>judy is a cutie

FTFY
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>>5485590
>Also what the hell is a "chicken"!?
We keep them in coops. Which are still unpainted!
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Any new Sky(e) fanart around?
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>>5485629
This is just...
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>>5485590
You sure Donk didn't do it? I hear he likes jelly filled donuts.
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Anyone pick this up yet today? What's inside other than the comic version of the movie? What kind of story is the "prequel" like?
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>>5485681
Yeah i've caught those rumours too.
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Give me your (Ewe)s!
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>Give me your (Ewe)s!
No.
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>>5485703
Have a (You) my friend, invest it wisely.
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>>5485703
Here (Ewe) go
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>>5485703
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>>5485703
Underrated ewe:
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>>5485682
Waiting on delivery. It's great being in NotNorthAmerica shutup.
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>>5485629
Kingdom Hearts Zootopia in the Lion King Pridelands?

Wow, the number of hoops used to justify making Nick, Judy & Gideon regular animals is through the roof.
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>>5485703
>filename
For us or you? Regardless, I want more tegaki
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>>5485792
>Doesn't have shady sheep eyes.
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This trial has gone of the rials...

>>5485339
I defer to the expert testimony of Miles Edgeworth when it comes to what I did and didn't say! He's smart and a smart dresser, and people always say to follow people smarter than you.

>>5485349
I promise you that wasn't me! I was locked in a house for over a month and had nothing but crayons to eat! I promise, if I had the opportunity to steal your grape jelly, I would have done so!

>>5485360
...Can... can I do my other favorite book?

>>5485462
Haven't you kept up with the VRbit saga?!

...well, then you're one of the lucky ones. Apologies for this.

>>5485518
That's a cute judge!

>>5485590
... wait a minute... all around your face and hoofs...

...Gud, I think you ate your own jellies.
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>>5485816
Some kinda random mutation?
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>>5485811
It's supposed to be Bambi's world....
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>>5485836
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It's time
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> the Zoo is strong with this one
> the Captcha is with us
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>>5485839
This was the schtick used for the Lion King level in II, so you have to admit that world would be the first that comes to mind.
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>>5485590
>>5485830
>I think you ate your own jellies.
Witness explain yourself!
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>>5485871
THEY KNOW
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>>5485813
You. Don't use tegaki, but will pump out what I can.
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>>5485703
<

>>5485873
yah, i kno.
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Well damn, I guess all you have to do is ask around here.
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>>5485703
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>>5485830
>...Can... can I do my other favorite book?
You can use any books you like, it's the sudden and confusing switch that makes it work. Also, being good looking and having a fantastic ass. You have kept up on your squats, I hope?
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>>5485703
can i has bogo relaxing ?
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This is the stupidest shit this thread has done in ages. I'd rather have Cuck shit than this
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>>5485703
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>>5485703
Strangely adorable ewe
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>>5486009
He finds it hard to relax outside of work.
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>>5485871

Heil Hitler

Enjoy your free vacation
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>Draw Nick
>He seems on drugs
>Draw Clawhauser
>He seems like an evil genius
>Draw a donut
>Break geometry

I think it's enough drawing for tonight... Good night /ztg/! A real shame I can't see live the end of Comic trial, bit I know he is innocent! Good night and stay comfy!
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>>5486015
Aw c'mon, the space pirate AU isn't THAT bad.
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>>5486015
It's Tuesday Night Shitposting, that's a thing, isn't it?
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>>5486015
The nerve of some people. Having silly fun in your thread.
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>>5485871
>>5485893
we the choosen by captcha.
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>>5486015
No, Edgelord McMeathhead last thread was far stupider.
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>>5485923
Speaking of squats--

Be back later, everyone!
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>>5486060
Goodnight anon.
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>>5486060
>>Draw Nick
>>He seems on drugs

Where's the lie, though?

>>Draw Clawhauser
>>He seems like an evil genius

I FUCKING KNEW IT!
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>Party day 2
>Any non Zoot politics
>J, dude, man
>Discord
>cuck shit
>Gore/scat images
>Edgelord posting
>This thread(
>Depression threads
>Canidae's first few days
What shitty events in /ztg/ history did I miss? Spam excluded
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>>5486166
Swiftysketch's domestic cat OC

Don't have it saved though
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>>5486137
>squats
Sure thing, bunny boy.
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>>5486137
Good thinking, little bunny! Yes, and if this does not work, I have at least two more ideas to use.

Trust me, I may not have any actual law experience and my degree is in Russian Literature, but I have read several courtroom dramas, and played Ace Attorney. I am well qualified to help you.

Also, Mr. Edgeworth, big fan. I do not suppose I could get an autograph when this over?
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>>5486166
?
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>>5486207
I liked pastor.

What I didn't like was how it took over the thread for like three weeks.
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>>5486166
>>Party day 2
I thought it was the first party that caused a shitstorm
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>>5486225
Nah the first party went without any major shitstorm. It was the second one that got out of hand.
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>>5486223
Well true. I guess everything's best in moderation, even excess.
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>>5486234
What the fuck kind of pony OC is that
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>>5486234
Is this what it feels like to be Lovecraft? The fuck is that thing?
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https://twitter.com/justjenn/status/780897823793434624
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"Mistermead is over there pulling a full-frontal assault on people's heart strings; soundtrack and all. You're over here getting bombarded by folks discussing the nature of an inter-species relationship, and the "Jack Savage" fan club is off in a corner somewhere eating glue. This is an interesting fandom."

http://nicolaswildes.tumblr.com/post/150262918750
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>>5486278
Are they still pretending they're relevant to anything after they fucked up Zistopia?
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>>5486275
Neato
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Look, /trash/ doggo wants to join us:

http://srencon.tumblr.com/post/151002285928
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>>5486234
>Nick isnt even a wolf, he's a fucking Great Dane
>brony denial when they're just a subset of furries
>OC us just rarity with film for hair
>the rabbit is just a copy paste of Angel
>Judy looks like she's about to overthrow Panama
>colored like it takes place in Fallout 3 or some Lovecraftian setting
stop this
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>>5486307
It was one poorly drawn comic. No the end of the world. No need to keep being salty about it.
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>>5486255
Pretty good
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>>5486307
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>>5486329
>Judy looks like she's about to overthrow Panama
Top kek
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>>5486329
You didn't even touch on the 2001: A Space Odyssey poster in the back!
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>>5486335
>>5486341
That anon misses the Nick and Judy focus. This anon does too
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>>5486015
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>>5486380
they do a pretty good job of satisfying that with the various comics they draw

Zistopia will definitely pick up once they get back together but by then 90% of impatient anons will have already dropped it
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is there translator anon?¡
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>>5486380
That's fine, but the way the other anon put it was really immature.

>THEY'LL NEVER BE RELEVANT AGAIN BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T DO THE THING I LIKED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>5486226
Missing the stink lines
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>>5486406
we are not ready for this.
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>>5486373
I can criticize him for just dropping the actual poster art in instead of trying to draw an approximation. Though from what I can understand its posters of artist's favorite films, and I can't criticize him for having good taste with 2001 and Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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>>5486255
We need more Brooklyn 99 reference comics. The whole things works way too much.
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>>5486406
Wait

How did-
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>>5486406
Damn
Could you fit any more cucking in one picture
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>>5486406
Still better than courtroom shit.
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>>5486411

It wouldn't be so bad if it seemed like there was a fucking POINT to the side bullshit. I understand the importance of worldbuilding but I liked this comic back when it was pretty much entirely from the perspective of those on the receiving end of the higher-ups' decisions. It's just far, far, FAR too late to be introducing political intrigue, you know?
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>>5486453
I'm surprised no one's used Clawhauser as Boyle.
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>>5486406
uhhh...who's the mother?
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>>5486461
You could add Judy brushing some soil off
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>>5483763
Some of these are way off or shoehorned, but I do like some of them. Remmy as the Tower is pretty fucking good.
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Reminder that this is Avo's actual color scheme.
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>>5486432
Yes, but I'm busy atm
I'll probably be able to get it next thread
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>>5486571
According to all known laws
of Avoation,

there is no way a wolf
should be able to fly.
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>>5486307
Quality of Zistopia aside, that tumblr is still hugely popular among the fandom.
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>>5486571
Reminder that cum will make it start to run

Reminder that there is no better way to assert dominance over Avo than by dropping a huge ropey load on her face
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>>5486446
Shouldn't this be updated to use this?


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mammal_genera
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>>5486587
Ok, don't want to bother you. no hurries and thanks in advance!
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>>5486406
>Ultra cuck babies
>Those expressions
>Jack is the mother
I'm dying
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>>5486613
what
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>>5486612
>Reminder that cum will make it start to run
Sure, anon. In the same way that getting water in your dyed hair will return it to its natural color.
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>>5486635
Praise Gud
He preaches the gospel of truth even when its prophets are too scared to acknowledge it

And that truth is
Moped and Donkanon are big gay homos for each other
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>>5486635
This is a wholesome image
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>>5486630
sorry, wrong thread
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>>5486571
That's such a strange color scheme given the ancestry. Really puts me off Avo, not that her constant snark didn't already do that.
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>>5486686
The ancestry is what explains it.
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>>5486715
Praise Kek
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>>5486638
You accept hybrids and a fox fitting inside a rabbit but not this

why do you hate sexual fantasies
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>>5486486
Zistopia is only relevant when posting one-shot WildeHopps pics imho
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>>5486715
Eh, the anubis looks is pretty bleh.
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I can't tell if this is meant to be a Manchas
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>>5486635
Is this the first time Gud has drawn straight up porn?
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>>5486796
I don't believe so
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>>5486686
>Can't handle the Avo bants
shaking my head to be honest family
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>>5486796
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>>5486826
I'll be more specific. Porn that has no comedic intent.

>>5486847
I'm pretty sure someone else edited that bottom half
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>>5486767
Mainstream media has made many Egyptian Wolves feel they cannot live with their natural colors. They have to live up to a standard of beauty far beyond what any other species is held to, and Egyptian Wolves who show up with their natural fur colors are called "unprofessional", at best. Society created this standard and strained many wolves living up to it. You should protest the standard, not the victims.
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>>5486796
If you're asking first time on Zoot, then yeah this is the first time i've drawn peen for zoot.

>>5486847
This was an edit by someone else.
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>>5486845
I don't mind banter so long as its in fun like Ozzy's but Avo just seems like a right cunt most of the time. No offense to your tastes, just not my thing.

>>5486872
>>5486876
>Edit
Really? My bad gents.
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I saw this posted on the previous thread and it seemed to be OC and no one noticed.
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>>5486635
Got part 2?
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>>5486635
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>Avo and Charlie are sitting on the couch of their lobby, watching tv.
>The strong smell of sheep, vixen, and sex creeps in on Avo, and she glares over at the vixen beside her.
>Meanwhile, Charlie's just leaning into the arm of the couch, wearing a grin only a fox can.
>Charlie's eyes glance over at Avo, still leering at her.
>Shifting her head in Avo's direction, Charlie asks, "What seems to be the-"
>Avo practically barks, "Shut the fuck up, Charlie."
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>>5486948
The art is good, but it irks me a little the fact that the artist used a red fox instead of a corsac.
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>>5486529
In your opinion what would be better choices?
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>>5486635
I cant get over his long neck and tiny head
he looks like he just heard the bells of awakening and wants to convince me to set myself on fire
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>>5486876
What about vaj?
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>>5487041
>Avo runs back to her room, grabbing an obelisk off a shelf and starts pleasuring herself with it.
>She can't help it, the scent was just too strong. The idea of those two together... so degenerate. She bites her paw to keep from crying out.
>Avo rams the monolithic toy in and out of her sopping wet pussy. Harder and harder, she's practically grinding against it as she works herself to a monumental orgasm.
>"FFFFUUUUCK YOUUUU CHARLIE!!!" She cries out from around her knuckles.
>It was the best orgasm she'd had in months. She swore, the idea of a fox in the pasture got her off like nothing else.
>She just hoped one night they might invite her to join them.

(Sorry, your green inspired me)
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Could I get a Discord link?
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>>5487176

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/mlp/images/a/a3/Discord_ID_S5E22.png/revision/latest?cb=20160107044157&path-prefix=es
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>>5487236
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>>5486166
There's literally nothing wrong with depression threads.
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>>5487275
because of what he wants or because of autists flaming him?
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>>5487162
>As Avo cleans up from the most intense, squirting orgasm of her life, she sees a small envolope was slipped under her door.
>Grabbing it, and tearing it open, she sees that it's pictures, and her eyes widen at the first picture.
>Remmy, squeezing at the base of his cock, as Charlie kisses the tip.
>The thing was longer than her muzzle.
>Looking at the next picture, it was Remmy choking Charlie out while he's in the middle of fucking her.
>She walks back into her room, and grabs her obelisk again.
>Another picture, this one with Charlie in a leash, her head being pulled back with the force of Remmy pulling on it,
>Her back was plastered in cum.
>Finally, the last picture, and this almost shocked Avo more than the sex-
>Charlie and Remmy were eating what looked like a fried chicken.
>A whole fried chicken.
>She threw the pictures and her dildo down, and yelled out, "Fuck you, Charlie!"
don't apologise :v
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>>5487369
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>>5486686
I always figured it was an affectation, not her natural appearance
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>>5486406
Jack isn't actually the mother.
He was just permanently paralyzed after fucking Becca.
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>>5487369
Sensual kisses best kisses
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>>5487236
theyre such cuties
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>>5486635
>Moped's dad is just Moped with glasses
>But that makes him twice as attractive

Fuck man, I'd take regular non-cuck shit of Moped's parents having sex with each other just for Moped Dad lewds.

AND I HATE VAGINAS
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>>5487445
Byron liked this drawing on twitter.
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>>5486432
source of comic?
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>>5487488
I still wonder if Finnick is just a midget, because adult Fennec Foxes aren't that small. He'd probably be around Judy's height, if not a little bit taller.
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>>5487478
Not to mention the hot fox dadbod
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>>5487488
when is he gonna give Nick a boyfriend?
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>>5487176
https://discordapp.com/invite/GCPakQs
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>>5487604
https://twitter.com/drivemycar203/status/767736116724195330

>>5487639
Yah I was wondering that too...

>>5487642
In the sequel.
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>>5487678
>https://twitter.com/drivemycar203/status/767736116724195330
Thanks
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I've been making this for the past couple days, and I'm not entirely sure of myself. Does anyone have any input? Criticisms?
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>>5487639
All his growth went to his vocal cords instead of his skeleton.
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>>5487937
>5x5 alignment grid

wut
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>>5487937
Is current D&D actually like that or what?
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>>5487947
It's a fanmade extended one for more roles. I'm just adding the cropped pictures.
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>>5487937
It's ridiculous.

Seriously, the point of alignment is to simplify things to a grid of nine.

If you add more shades of grey, why the fuck are you using alignment?

(And don't give me shit about the outerplanes. Like anyone's going to care about the difference between Arcadia and Mount Celestia.)
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>>5487937
>social
>rebel
>moral
>impure
the fuck is this?
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>>5487937
Gideon true Neutral
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>>5487962
Hopefully not, no.
Again, the chart was fanmade, and pretty much only used for putting characters of media in.
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>>5487984
I was also thinking about putting Bonnie and Stu in True Neutral, but Gideon is a good contender.
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>>5487962
Oh god no.

5e just reverted back to the 3x3 grid after 4e's terrible line.
(Lawful Good - Good - Neutral - Evil - Chaotic Evil)
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>>5487937
Looks about right so far, although reminder that Jack could go anywgere because he doesn't really have a defined character.
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>>5487937
>>5487947
>>5487962
>>5487973
3x3 grid
LG Bogo
NG Nick
CG Judy
LN Clawhauser
TN Yax
CN Finnick
LE Mr Big
NE Bellwether
CE Doug
opinions?
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>>5487937
Nick spent 20 years as a criminal, and Judy had no qualms about blackmailing, insubordination, approaching the mob, breaking-and-entering and, of course, delivering racist speeches. Not exactly good behavior.
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>>5488031
I put him there through my personal interpretation of him.
That being influenced by "The Darkest Places" by Mead.
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>>5488060
Nah, Judy's Neutral Good with the attitude of a Lawful Good crusader.

Nick's pure Chaotic.

http://www.d20srd.org/srd/description.htm (I know, I know, 3e)
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>>5488060
Lionheart is perfect for LE. "Wrong thing for the right reasons".
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>>5488126
>darkest place savage

woah, i almost saved that pic, dodged a bullet there
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>>5488060
replace Doug with Weaselton
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>>5488071
I think it's more about the intentions of what she's doing. She does technically illegal things, yes, but in the end she potentially saved a huge part of Zootopia
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>>5487937
Impure?
Rebel?
Social?
What the fuck is this, a Tumblr alignment chart for special snowflakes?!?
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art requests?
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>>5488172
See:
>>5487989
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>>5488177
Gideon casually naked in front of Nick
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>>5488172
Did Sir draw that?
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>>5488135
I'd differ
Nick while a hustler is in rule with his papers, that why I placed him in Neutral territory
Judy while a police agent completely disregards protocol and blackmails Nick, the results justifies the means as >>5488071 mentioned
>>5488145
true!
>>5488157
weaselton is just a thief, easily could be N or CN
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>>5488177
Super Saiyan Judy
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>>5488177
Nick drawn like Max Payne, not in the usual cop-in-trench coat (MP1) but rather the gun for hire in a Hawaiian shirt Max (MP3).
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>>5488177
Plush bunny booty
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>>5488177
Judy and Nick with thicc winter fur
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>>5488145
Isn't LE more of a "Do whatever you want within the law, no matter who it hurts" type of thing? Lionheart both had selfish and selfless reasons for his actions; he wanted to keep his image clean but also wanted to keep the city from destroying itself. Though I suppose the latter is also another way of wanting to keep the system in place...

>>5488177
A sleepy Mr. Manches in his rainforest jungle home?
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>>5488177
Boy with apple
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>>5488177
Nick in a punisher t shirt in a ridiculously over exaggerated fight with Mr. Big (Kingpin)
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>>5488252
could range from LE to LN
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>>5488177
Gideon and Travis snuggles?
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>>5488252
LE covers both tyrannical leaders and the guys who would torch an orphanage to save a town.
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>>5488177
A bear stuffed in a small office cubicle, being lectured by a mouse in a suit?
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>>5488213
Yes. Art is by Sir, text is by me.
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>>5488286
>torch an orphanage to save a town
how? is the orphanage full of Yuan Ti and Drow?
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>>5488319
To quote the old official D&D comic,
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>>5487297
That day or two when shitload of sad stuff got posted was intense. Was there a Mead update that came at the same time as that kingdom hearts comic got another page? I'm forgetting what started it
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>>5488319
I meant more the "crush anything in your way (legally) to complete your goals (good or bad)".
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>>5488319
Fast spreading plague among the children, that sort of thing. Someone has to make a horrible decision to save the city and the LE guys are elected.
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>>5488357
Adhering to a very specific set of rules to accomplish your goals.
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>>5488357
>not removing orphanage for a new civic building while housing them in your palace, raising a loyal army for yourself
do you even evil councilor?
>>5488345
always hated that thing, and that halfling... eugh
>>5488380
>Fast spreading plague
if the plague is mortal I'd consider it a mercy doing it
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>>5488351
That was the night Pocket Change got dropped and the kingdom hearts comic afterwards. It wasn't until the thread after Pocket Change happened that people analyzed it, then it was all downhill from there
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>>5488351
>>5488472
Also the suicidal guy. Hope he didn't do it.
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>>5488448
>raising the children
>not sacrificing them to Carrot King/Kek/Khorne
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>>5486186
Just put filename Feldé

Literally filtered that cuckshit since 00
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>>5488512
>Khorne
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>>5488512
Carrot king meme is boring now, just let it die before it turns into pastor or raccoon cucking tier.
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>>5488512
>Khorne
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>>5488582
>Carrot king meme is boring now
says you
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>>5488448
You hated the comic?

You and I are enemies now.
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>>5488177
Nick and Judy having a "who's ass is better" contest.
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>>5488622
for D&D related adventures I'd rather read Artesia, Percevan, Thorgal or Conan.
Yet, if you feel we must then duel we shall!
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>>5488715
>Artesia, Conan.
They have their own games!

Conan isn't even a proper D&D barbarian.
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>>5488715
>Searching for a world to invade...
>Invading the world of shit taste.
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>>5488791
>Conan isn't even a proper D&D barbarian.
I know, he's more of a fighter
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>>5488834
I just want to dick the nick...
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>>5488834
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>>5488847
This pic has still never lost appeal to me
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>>5488868
many pics have never lost appeal to me
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>>5488837
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>>5488891
That one too really. Envious of it.
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>>5488834
Marche was wrong dwi
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>>5488947
This thread could use more fashion bun
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>>5488891
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>>5489076
>Judy guarding low as if she's boxing someone her own height
Nick's hook is going to take her face off her skull
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>>5489113
You'd think so
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>>5488891
Leashes make everything hotter...
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how is everyone doing tonight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4BBM1KaoWM
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>>5489201
Doing good, FF. Bombed a test, but meh.
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>>5489201
>how is everyone doing tonight?

Mighty comfy, Anon -- how're you?
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>>5489145
I cant believe Nick is dead
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>>5489201
Tired of running out of time
But hey! Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJMBd5z9Ki4
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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12121084/1/Dreams

Merciful fucking God, I found something worse than all the shit-tier cucking going on in here.
Fuck this, fuck everything about this, fuck everything that has anything to do with this, and fuck everything that it rode in on.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>5489201
I had a quesadilla from taco bell that I've been craving for a while. I am now content. Time to keep drawing lewd
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>>5489223
this probably wont be a comfort to you, but i recently bombed* a test as well. the best thing to do is just move on and study harder next time.

>>5489228
i can't complain too much.
* i got a b + on that test, i'm a bit of a perfectionist and aiming to keep my 4.0 until i graduate so bombing a test is a bit different for me lol
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>>5489201
G-good. Feeling a l-little stuffed at the-ahh-moment.
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>>5489317
cuck

>>5489272
>reading dream/imagination fiction

literally fucking neck yourself out of /ztg/
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>>5489272
>Merciful fucking God, I found something worse than all the shit-tier cucking going on in here.

Yeah, you did -- then you foisted it off on us!
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>>5489201
I'm doing good! Lots of work early today, lots of writer's workshop in the afternoon, and I just got back from the gym!

That's a lovely image, by the way!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJFZPIsbZhI
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>>5489272
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>>5489076
>>5489145
I think Judy's about at the point where she can use Flash Step.
Little bunner is -scary- strong.
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>>5489368
For one moment I aw Eeyore on your pic
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>>5489400
And I'm being a dumb bun by not posting the VRbit. Ah well, I guess my head is still catching up.

>>5489368
wut.
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>>5489368
Hey, anti-VRBit.
You found time to resurrect Blear yet?
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>>5489410
she still has off days
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>>5489435

Aww! Nick would NEVER hurt Judy!
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>>5489032
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>>5489272
>implying cucking isn't hilarious
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>>5489476
Does knotting her count as hurting?
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I don't know how many I'll be able to do tonight for a number of reasons, but if anyone wants a request I'll do a couple.
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>>5489516
Judy giving Jack a kiss on the cheek
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>>5489489
/fa/ zootopia is so comfy
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>>5489516
Flash trying to do a magic show for kids
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>>5489516
A happy donkey dad giving his kid a piggy-back ride.
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>>5489516
I support >>5489542
Not enough flash
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>>5489516
Doodle the reasons why you don't know how many requests you'll be able to do
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>>5489277
that's one hell of an o-face
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>>5489500
Does knot-fucking her count as hurting?
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>>5489500
>Does knotting her count as hurting?

Does she moan or cry?
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>>5489627
That's called gaping. A very intimate process
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>>5489643
Yes.
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dumping my zootopia fashion and other outfits
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>>5489076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC52KBgm5dY
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>>5489674
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>>5489516
Percy slowly sitting down on his new dildo.
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>>5489627
>>5489648

whats that?
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>>5489707
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Bune wants you to fuck her brothers and sister.

All 253 of them.
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>>5489707
soft fuzzy paws
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>>5489712
Orifice gets knotted, lubed with cum
Pulls out, plunges back into orifice with the use of cum
Repeat step two until both parties are satisfied
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>>5489712
Look up "stretchybutt" on twitter
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>>5489740

Do you know what the word "prolapsed" means?
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>>5489726
>All 252 brothers, and that one sister
>All of them
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>>5489776
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>>5489768
But what if, 253 brothers?
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>>5489759
That's what the lube's for
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>>5489800
Lube is not magic!
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>>5489582
There are too many to fit in one doodle!
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>>5489797
that would invalidate the one sister
unless that sister is really just another brother that's confused about their gender
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There needs to be more crossdressing Nick & Judy.

Like, beyond all their Savage & Skye erotic role-playing.
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>>5489800
That's not gonna be enough
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>>5489813
Not with that attitude.
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>>5489820
>puking ant
It's really hard to get the formic acid out of the carpet without burning yourself.
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>>5489820
That ant is absolutely adorable.

And good for you for working on TT! Will this be your first one?

Sorry to hear about your sleep schedule and pains and drama... Go eat something delicious, like pig slop!
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>>5489863
The fox says "We're only friends"
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>>5489889
"Judy, put the tazer do-"
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>>5489516
Percy with his face buried in a bug burga apron jerking off.
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Nick wears a bunny costume so all the males on the zpd police force can take their sexual frustrations out on him.
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>>5489712
A very intimate process.
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>>5489925
jesus nick trim your toenails
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Hey guys, I have a brand new fic for you.

It's a little bit edgy, I think, but I think you'll enjoy it anyways!

Inspired by pic related, Learned Helplessness is the budding romance between a bunny and an ocelot in a city where predators eat small prey freely!

http://pastebin.com/ksjUurnh

This is part 1 of a planned three part series, so I do hope you enjoy!

-Alabaster
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>>5489820
Hey can I grab a tit for funsies?
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I'm liking all these animals in clothes
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>>5489943
Do I need to read that entire image first?
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>>5489968
Nah. As long as you get the premise. I attached the pic for those who were interested in the conversation that inspired it, or were part of it.
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>>5489953
Fashion Zootopia is comfy!
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>>5489874
Tell me about it!

>>5489881
You're a peach. I'll find something to eat.
I wanna do at least one of these requests first though.

>And good for you for working on TT! Will this be your first one?

Second. I did the last one, but the entry was more last minute. Worried this one may be sloppy too.
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Which is better?

Live and be treated like a disabled adult, or die.
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>>5489674
>Nick and Judy go undercover as Sky and Jack
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>>5490005
I'd rather die.
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>>5490005
>Live and be treated like a disabled adult

That's been my entire life and I fucking hate it.

I'll take it over death tho. For the time being anyway.
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>>5489953
byron pls
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>>5490005
it depends on how scared of death you are
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>>5490005
>live and be treated like a disabled adult
You're gonna have to be more specific than that, sonny boy
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>>5485114
Why even call it available then?
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>>5490005
That depends on if you have anything to live for.
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>>5490005
But what does that have to do with Zootopia?
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>>5489943
Oh shit. I was part of that conversation. I remember you saying you were thinking about writing something up.
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>>5489994
Alright I'm grabbin a tit.
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>>5489972
Judy doesn't know how to cook.
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>>5490005
You're in a furry fandom
On 4chan
On a furry trash board
You do it for free
You do it because you're already mentally disabled
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>>5490062
Yeah, I might have carbon copied that last post as my first scene, so huge thanks to the anon who wrote that.
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>>5489179
>Leashes make everything hotter...
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>>5490069
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>>5490084
BUN GUY
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>>5490084
Do you feel in charge?
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>>5490095
FOR EWE
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>>5490095
4u
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>>5490084
You dumb bun, read the book BEFORE you start. Just really ruins the magic... poor skye.
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>>5490084
Is that Judy and Nick or Jack and Sky(e)?

It's pretty good either way.
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Post more Nick cock and ball abuse that isn't torture.
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>>5483763
I kinda want to see art of pack street characters with personas now
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>>5490107
I dunno anon, she's still smiling. I think she's still having fun.
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>>5490084
>Do you feel in charge?
my fucking sides, man
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>>5490021
Good, we're in agreement!

>>5490034
Let's say not at all. The question isn't about that.

>>5490037
Here are some examples. Keep in mind you're not actually disabled, so this isn't helpful.

>Anyone you know will freak out if you leave the house alone. That goes doubly for something like a party or a vacation.
>Occasionally your motives and behaviors are mistaken for disabled thinking. This can be politely disagreeing with someone, disliking the end of a movie, your favorite foods, or being upset.
>You're trusted with far less than usual. People will assume you're going to mess up.
>If you accidentally make a mistake, people will think "Of course that happened. He/she's disabled."
>They will monitor your diet.
>People think of you as a teenager at best.
>They'll deny most of this.
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>>5490144
And I want Al to wreck my throat.
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>>5490149
Look at those eyes, clearly a pity smile.
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>>5490119
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>>5490160
But...
Why do they treat you like that
Are you a basement dwelling NEET?
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>>5490155
>DAD ?
>SON ?
>where the fuck did you go ?
>i left zootopia because they didn't like me not wearing pants.
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>>5490052
Not anything that improves your life. You're excited for future events that could happen, but that's it.

>>5490059
Judy was babied pretty hard. No one believed in Nick. It's a close situation.
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>>5490064
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>tfw you will never be this awful at rendering

This should motivate you all.
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>>5490202
No, you're doing great! A wealthy and successful person who graduated from college. You're also reasonably fit. There is no reason why. It's like you were misdiagnosed.
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>>5490227
I'm a bat, so go ahead.

Hey you ever see what bats can do with their mouths?


Echolocate things.
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>>5490227
Sprinkah is weird as fuck.
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>>5490226
Woah
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>>5489423
How did squats go?
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>>5489201
How are YOU tonight?
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>>5490327
i am ok. tired. i am ready for a break from school already. yet, no break will feel long enough. ah well.
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>>5490084
I wanna be bound and leashed by Jack while he tries to figure it out from a book.
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>>5489201
Horribly! I'm looking for escapism, but none of it is helpful.
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I want to fuck Rose.

And
>>5489201
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>>5490240
But you still live with your parents
Do they have some sort of disagreeing political view? Do they treat you as a retard for not worshipping Bernie or Hillary?

>>5490155
>best furry movie
>anything over than a tie between Alpha and Omega: Family Vacation and The Land Before Time XIII: The Wisdom of Friends
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Which species is the best at cucking?
(A) Bunnies
(B) Raccoons
(C) Hyenas
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>>5490418
I'm not inexplicably treated like a disabled adult. I do still live with my parents, but this isn't about me. I'm a poor student.
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>>5489560
If I can do any of the others later I will, but for now it looks like I already need to stop.
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>>5490495
If this is someone else's life then there's probably details you dont know
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>>5490493
Raccoons
They've gotten so good at it, couples will trick the other into thinking it's a normal thing
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>>5489716
source? signature isnt readable
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>>5490160
Shit, it's almost like looking in the mirror, save for the monitoring diet part.
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>>5490417
That's lewd anon.
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>>5490493
BECCA SLEEPING WITH SAM THEREBY KEKING JACK THAT KEKS SAM BY SLEEPING WITH BECCA WHO GETS KEKED BY SAM WHO SLEEPS WITH JACK
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>>5490513
This isn't anyone's life! It's a question about whether dying can be good.
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>>5490493
Good question. Who's the best at fucking?
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>>5490537
Lewd, but honest.
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>>5490496
That's great, Inky.
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>>5490496
Exactly what I was hoping for, thanks.
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>>5490546
Dying can be good
I came up with a phrase once
"Suicide is good so long as someone else benefits."
Since sacrificial heroism is just that. You kill yourself you've got a mental issue. You kill yourself and happen to save another person? Your parents get to meet the President.
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>>5490303
I'm back up to 3x5 245lbs after a deload.

I wanna get that PR so bad...

Succeeded on OHP, so my shoulder stretching is helping out! That's been stalling for a long time.

Chin ups were fun, even though I only got three reps on my last set-- I immediately did a drop set and had fun.

After that, kettlebell swings/double unders till sweaty bun gasping for breath on the floor.
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>>5490496
Thank you piggu
Goodnight piggu
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>>5490005
I -AM- a disabled adult, Anon.
What's your fucking deal?
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>>5490597
I think it's trying to communicate
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>>5490597
>sweaty bun gasping for breath on the floor.
Comic please, I can only get so erect.
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>>5490648
You the anon who's been asking for death greentexts?
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>>5490597
>a rabbit lifting 245lbs
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>>5490648
Cripples should be put down.
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>>5490595
Is it really that easy, though? Killing yourself will usually harm your family. Unless they don't care about you.

It depends on the situation.
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>>5490648
>disabled person
>California
Why do they need to hand out special signs for that?
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>>5490703
so should drug addicts, the mentally flawed, the gender confused, people who commit more than two violent crimes within a year, and drug dealers
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>>5490739
>mentally flawed
Well it looks like it's time for me to leave.

I'll be sure to do a flip!
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>>5490739
Humans are mentally flawed
Not an alien btw
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>>5490694
Pfft, no. That was some edgy thirteen-year old.
Like the inbred dipshit trolling disability.
...come to think of it, they might be the same person.
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>>5490703
Dude.
Bun
Boy
Thighs
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>>5490761
neither am i, brood-sibling
let us go enjoy our air-filled ball of mud, and vote for the generous and kind Hillary Clinton, who is also human.
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Remember to vote Armstrong for president this November
He'll let America make itself great again, not drag it into his own vision of greatness.
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Why are so many artists for shit I like either cute girls I'd end up crushing on or pussy ass fuccbois?
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>>5490777
I respect your holy trips, but I think you mis-quoted.
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>>5490819
Fucking mobile
Yeah, meant to quote>>5490695
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>>5490649
Just a bunch of exercises! That's all!

>>5490695
Ah, I'm actually really bummed out my progress is so slow: I've been working out steadily and eating right for almost two years now, and I read online that people have hit 1/2/3/4 plate in a matter of months... so I dunno what I'm doing wrong!

Well, that's not true. I'm definitely not eating enough-- I love doing cardio, I love exhausting myself, and so I burn myself down to not gaining weight, which means less muscle mass.

Ah well! I love jumping rope too much to stop!
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>>5490648
>Family: manic/depressive mom and cluster b dad
>Get into tons of fights as a kid, really antisocial.
>Would later turn out I have brain problems. Bad ocd and panic disorder.
>Parents don't realize this, assume I'm disabled.
>Manage to convince the ninth therapist to diagnose me.
>Have been treated like a toddler my entire life. In the face of clear evidence.
>At 22, it isn't getting better.
>Fantasize about running away, dying, etc.

I have absolutely nothing against people with disabilities or mental disorders. I hate being monitored by armchair therapists. My life has been seriously fucked up by this.

>>5490694
It's me, not him. Although I don't want to die. I really like escapism.
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>>5490812
>Cute girls
Officer, you got the wrong guy.

In all seriousness though, maybe the things you like just happen to match artists that also fit your taste in personality as well as in fiction.

If that makes sense.
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>>5490739
Everyone is mentally flawed, but I agree with everything else.
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>>5490597
>3x5 245lbs
>comic is buffer than you
>sweaty bun gasping for breath on the floor
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>>5490724
I'm not here by choice, Anon, and I'll be getting the hell out just as soon as I can.
You might not understand it yet, but it's actually real easy to become trapped somewhere - to have just enough money to get by day-to-day, but -NOT- enough to be able to afford to move.
This state is horrible. The politics are shit, the people are insane, and everything's ten times more expensive than it needs to be.
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>>5490872
you have kids?
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>>5489277
How does this look so far?
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im getting serious deja vu right now, i feel like i have already read this exactly in some other form.

was it turned into a comic or something?

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11961100/7/Zootopia-Partners
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>>5490935
>The Three Cuckateers
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>>5490935
AND THIS
IS TO CUC.K EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
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>>5490949
benis needs to be bigger
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>>5490916
If and when you do get out, I do NOT recommend CO. It's literally turning into that.
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>>5490648

>minecraft
>disabled

P O T T E R Y

P
O
T
T
E
R
Y
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>>5490935
Hey c'mon now. I like Sam, she's got spunk and a positive mental attitude
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>>5490935
ahhhhh stop! you're gonna form a cuck singularity with that many concentrated cuckers.
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>>5490872
I didn't mean so much for here, only one artist I know here is a qt gril that I knew of for years, but just that the previous stuff I've been into has always ended up with multiple artists, that were girls, that were cute, that I would have crushed on if I didn't keep myself from getting to know them too much.
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>>5490916
>it's actually real easy to become trapped somewhere - to have just enough money to get by day-to-day, but -NOT- enough to be able to afford to move
What's wrong anon, do you not love your glorious and benevolent government?
We've always been at war with freedom.
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>>5490949
Good enough that I saved it, Anon.
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>>5490988
You can't get placard for being slightly autistic.
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>>5490995
She's got lots of spunk, all over and inside her.
And a positive testing on a shitload of STDs.
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>>5490858
>I hate being monitored by armchair therapists.
But luckily you're on 4chan now, were everyone is equal until you start pretending to be retarded.
You cock-gargling nigger
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>>5490949
Cervixes aren't a straight shot from the opening, in fact they're like 90° away from the back wall.
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>>5490935
Replyanon no.
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Based on a picture I saw on here once. 1/2
>"So, Carrots—"
>"Hopps. Judy Hopps. Sir." This was the half-a-dozenth time she’d corrected him.
>"Uhuh." Officer Wilde began to pick his teeth. "So what makes you want to be a cop instead of, say, a carrot-farmer back in Bunny Burrow?"
>Judy did her best to ignore the tension winding up inside her belly as she glimpsed the fox's sharp teeth, and the frustration brought by his lackadaisical goading. She tried to be subtle about her breathing exercises, though if she didn’t do them right Nick would notice the light on her collar turning amber.
>"It's been my dream since I was a kid. I want to make the world a better place," she said, though even as she spoke she knew he would jump on it.
>"Oh? And can't you do that on the farm? Make food for everyone, raise a family? Isn't that the rural rabbit dream?"
>"Not my dream, sir." She knew what it meant to settle down, to try and raise a family, to "make food for everyone". Even if it meant getting rid of the damn collar, there was no way she would ever do that. "I wanted to make a difference."
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>>5490935
>these three show up and ask for your favorite character/OC
What do you do?
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>>5491073

>"So you signed up to the academy, became a cadet and went to the big city, where everyone's dreams come true." Wilde smirked. "Or everyone's nightmares anyway. What's your nightmare, Carrots?"
>Without any concious effort, any directing thought, her hand went up to her neck. She jerked it back down and looked right in the smug police-fox's eyes. "Nothing." It was true, really, since how could you ever have nightmares when the waking world was so horrible?
>"Mine's a recurring one about claustrophobia," he quipped. "But anyway, I'm not gonna bet you could make a difference, not even when you're the valedictorian of your class in the academy."
>"And why not?" Judy snapped. "The first bunny in the ZPD, in an establishment that favors predators, is already a pretty big difference, I'd say." She swallowed. "Sir."
>Officer Wilde didn't seem phased by her outburst. "That's if I give the a-okay on your evaluation. So I hold the key to your future in my hand." He produced a little electronic key. It made Judy's heart skip a beat to see that little thing. There was only two ways she could earn a key like that. One was to get married, sign up for a reproduction licence and pay the Tithe with her own flesh and blood. The other was to become a public servant—a cop. She had to get that key.
>“I’ll pass whatever test you give me with flying colors,” she said, a confident, defiant smirk set on her face. “And then I’ll make a difference. A /real/ difference.”
> “I’m sure you will. One little bunny from the sticks against the system. So inspiring.” His smirk disappeared beneath the rim of his coffee cup. Judy seethed in silence and Nick went back to picking the pig flesh from his teeth.
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>>5490923
No. Where the hell did this come from friend?

>>5491012
What I said still applies. Maybe the kind of people you're into just share similar interests with you.
Or maybe you develop crushes super easily.
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>>5491060
Do you have a reference? Im working off of anatomy diagrams and hentai.
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>>5490955
>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11961100/7/Zootopia-Partners
>Another rabbit cop
Yeah, I see where this is gonna go.
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>>5491094
>M-me
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>>5490980
>If and when you do get out, I do NOT recommend CO. It's literally turning into that.
Fuck, is it? It's been a while since I lived in Denver. That's a goddamn shame.
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>>5490856
You too good for push-ups, fit boi?
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>>5490227
source?
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>>5491099
I never developed crushes easily, it just seems like my brain sees;
Girl? Check
Cute? Check
Into what you're into? Check

Then it kinda goes into some kind of matchmaker mode and I end up with heartfeels when X artist posts.
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>>5491094
I whisper to them a forbidden name.
I see the sun fall below the horizon.
I feel the air temperature drop 40 degrees.
I embrace the silence and stillness envelop the world as babies stop crying, the wind stops blowing, and people hide themselves in their bedrooms and basements.
I taste the air gone stale and electrified.
I smell the growing scent of death.
I hear the cackling laughter of approaching demise.
After I had dared summon Weaver.
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>>5491103
Just shift the cervix to be below his cock tip and have him pumping her vag full.

And never ever poke, prod or god forbid try to penetrate a cervix.
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>>5490980
If you do get out of CA, don't bring your vote. We're all hoping it'll act as some kind of quarantine.
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>>5491186
Decline push ups for AMRAPs, weighted push ups, and hand stands-- which I know aren't really similar, but my goal is to be able to pop our a hand stand push up!

I just love the concept of full freedom mobility-- being able to do all those crazy things like muscle ups and all that!
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>>5491235
NO

YOU'VE ASSEMBLED THE FOUR KEKSMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE
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>>5491243
*penetrates your cervix*
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>>5491270
*fucking dies for a week*

Do.
Not.
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>>5490084
>preydom
This has been severely overlooked in Zootopia r34.
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>>5491235
YOU
FUCKING
MADMAN
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>>5491297
*penetrates beyond your cervix*

Thanks for it.
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>>5491314
VRbit as a dom with a ruler to punish writefags W H E N ?
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>>5491269
ALRIGHT, WE'VE GOT 4
NOW WE GOTTA ASSIGN THEM

Jack is the white horse rider
Sam is the black horse rider
Becca is the red horse rider
And behold, an ashen antelope, and he who sat on it had the name Weaver.
OPEN YOUR BOOKS, LEARNED MAMMALS
AND WRITE IN BLOOD
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>>5491165
I fucking hate it. We've been getting flooded with people over the past decade so much that the entire Denver area is unrecognizable from 5 years ago. Housing prices are insanity. Beautiful rolling hills turned into modern art apartment complexes, backed up traffic on fucking country roads. Downtown with all it's geometric buildings literally looks like commieblock.
You have to book camping spots anywhere 10 months in advance.
End my life
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>>5491243
What, like this?
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>>5491342
Gonna need a whole hell of a lot more than a ruler to dom preds, you little grass-muncher.
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>>5491368
Can't I write in pencil? I still need to edit sometimes, and you can't erase blood.
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comf
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>>5491412
Plenty of blood coming out of those dozen arrow wounds the Huns just filled your chest with
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>>5491259
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>>5491434
comfy
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Fox is overrated.

>>5491045
>>5491045
>>5491045
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>>5491393
Or more like it's here?
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>>5491259
I know what a push up and a hand stand is. Had to google everything else, I'm gonna do push ups until I can beat you up
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>>5491393
That's closer yeah, but the cervix is smaller, it's comparable to the tip of a penis, the hole being urethra-sized and the...donut part being like the cockhead around it...

If that makes any sense whatsoever.
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>>5491461
ur overrated m8 fuk u kuk boi kys
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>>5491723
...
*shove*
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>>5491723
judy_is_banished_to_the_shadow_realm.jpg
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+1 IP Counter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkbgtVFlyCQ
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>>5484674
Haha I hate myself
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>>5491450
source?
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>>5489943
You answered my plea! 1000 thanks
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>>5490266
Amen



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