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Zootopia General: This gay shit's getting kinda boring, don't you think? Here's some grills Edition

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Doggy=god
Hail doggy
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>>5463779
Doggies aren't real
There is no god
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Who goes where?
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anyone here in the military? any country really. how do you hide your zootopian powerlevel around others?
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>>5463964
....By not talking about it?
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>>5463851

What is this Moral/Impure/Social/Rebel bullshit?
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>>5463964
By never bringing it up
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>>5464124
It's a more expansive version of the original 3x3 chart. It's fanmade and just allows for more options.
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>>5463640
VANILLAFAGS UNITE, WE ARE THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW
WHO'S WITH ME
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>>5464306
vanillafags >>>/out/
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Where do I find the stories with gay sex and foxes in them?
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>>5464535
This will never not be hot
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>>5464548
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7219528
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>>5464306
I AM! \[T]/
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BUNE
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>>5464548
Furaffinity.
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>>5464306
Is cucking vanilla?
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>>5464306
>>5464535
both of you, stop fostering conflict. imbalance and infighting in the threads is not what we want.

relax, sit back and enjoy the company of fellow anons.
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>>5463788
Onto the real story.

>Another comfy day in Zootopia!
>Officers Wilde and Hopps were cruising around the Rainforest District, which was just at a light Drizzle.
>"Carrots, I'm telling you, it isn't open yet."
>However, ast hey turn left, they see a huge "GRAND OPENING" banner hanging from in front of a deli.
>The Meaver, it was called. It claimed to have something for everyone, and of course, Judy had to check it out.
>Nick wanted to wait until he could read about it online, but he had to follow Judy around.
>Not that there was anything wrong with the view when he did, just an added benefit of being her partner.
>"SWEET CHEESE AND CRACKERS, NICK! LOOK AT HOW BIG IT IS!" Judy exclaimed as she beam,ed with excitement.
>Nick just gave a smug smile as he exclaimed "Fluff, it's just bigger than usual. Or are you amused by everything unusual?"
>Judy grabbed Nick's paw and she practically dragged him into the store.
>Nick kept up.. as he gave them a nice distance to keep an eye on her tail.
>When he looked up again, it was his turn to order.
>"Hey fox, are you listening?" asked the agitated giraffe behind the counter.
>"Oh sorry, I was..." he quickly looks at something bunny bun level, and notices a menu on the counter itself. "just ordering still, sheesh!" he said, irritation in his voice as he turns back to the menu on the side of the counter.
>He eyes out of his peripheral to see that the menu on the ceiling offered the same thing, but his attention was caught by the whites of Judy's smile.
>Check that, it was a grin. One of the smuggest grins he has ever seen in his life.
>"I'll, uh... take the chicken and fish sub." Nick said as he silently worried as to what Judy may have up her sleeve.
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>>5464588
AND BUNE
AND BUNE
AND BUNE
AND BUNE
AND BUNE
AND BUNE
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>>5464306
>>5464586
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>>5464306
T O T A L S U P P O R T
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>>5464334
I do love Zeke and Sunny, just wish we had more about them. Fics or greens, just something to flesh them out.
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>>5464632
DELET THIS!
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Reshilling Poll for the Not-Dead hours

www.strawpoll.me/11308315
www.strawpoll.me/11308315
www.strawpoll.me/11308315
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>>5464655
ok i sowwy :(
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>>5464622
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VRbit is my favorite Gisnep princess
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>>5464733
I can't believe VRBit is a fucking murderer.
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>>5464598
>conflict
Knave, I do implore thee to keep thee quiet.
The gentlemen and I were merely having a contest of bravado to make absolutely clear the opinions on which we stand. I would make the assertion that the troop I have chosen to be a most strong and virulent many, and I would dare any opposing faction to challenge us wit to wit!
That aside, may I make an example of the unwavering support for that which I have spoken?
>>5464586
>>5464603
>>5464622
>>5464628
>>5464701
>>5464741
>>5464753
Keep thineselves right in thine own spirits, fellow sers, and good things will ever befall thee!
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>>5464550
W-what? You're not the artist of that. I am!

>SPOOKED

>>5464570
Y-you're welcome..! (Again.)
(Also, I have to ask once more. This is your drawing now, but is it ok if I post it on my tumblr as well?)
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>>5464751
As a bear, I fear for my safety.
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>>5464753
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>>5464603
I swear that would get awkward
How do you even roleplay your own jobs in the bedroom?
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>>5464777
Lucky 7s. You shall live.

Other bears should be wary around the VRBit though
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Hey /ztg/! How is it going?
Last one was a comfy thread, let's keep at it!
First thing, since yesterday I posted at the end of the thread, I want to thank again the fellow drawfag that posted this, I love it!

Second, can I ask for some music to help me draw, to get the creative juices flowing?
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>>5464815
But he's so cute and fluffy! He wouldn't hurt me... would he?
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>>5464815
A panda is technically a bear isn't it?

Am I fucked?
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>>5464831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIIs-yx01_k
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>>5464815
I will use my given immunity to lewd him silly

wish me luck, comrades
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>>5464807
I beg to differ anon, what better way to lewd your job than doing it with your SO if he/she's a coworker?
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>>5463964
Same way you used to hide your brony powerlevel, anon
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>>5464815
Nobody is safe from the VRBit
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>>5464839
Always gets me every time
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>>5464856
>Am I fucked?
knowing VR i think you are, in more than one way
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>>5464831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wl0eSbPbsE
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>>5464888
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>>5464807
Like this. You take turns at being cops. Or maybe one plays Chief and the other plays subordinate.
Side note, those bite marks make me cringe in pain but also turn me on...

>>5464831
>My personal space has been breached, personal space breached!
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>>5464900
I suspect that the image you posted is cropped. Is that fact or not?
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>>5464888
TRIPS CONFIRM NO ONE IS SAFE
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>>5464770
I believe they were saying that they'd added to my profile on the census

As for the other:
Absolutely! I adore it, and am more than happy to see it displayed. Could I get your tumblr's url? I'd love to see more of your work.
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>>5464917
source?
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>>5464929
yep, probably should have worded it clearer.
http://ztgcensus.tumblr.com/
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>>5464909
Fuck, that whole comic is too hot to be legal
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>>5464888
I am willing to exchange vodka for safety.
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>>5464879
The disappointed look on the dad's face throughout that entire thing is just priceless.

Cringiest documentary I've ever watched.
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>>5464917
don't think so anon

>>5464928
good thing I'm a phantom then
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>>5464917
I'm pretty certain it isn't, and that the out of frameness of the panther is part of the joke. Also I think it upsets that panther pusher guy so that's always good.
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>>5464733
We need a greentext of this
>>5461770
>>5461795
>>5462035
>>5462162
>>5462286
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>>5464900
But VRBit is not for sexual
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>>5464959
Which documentary, anon?
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>>5464964
I like that image

>>5464947
ROLLIN
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>>5464982
you can't stop me

I will avenge Blear
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>>5464983
That brony documentary that John de Lancie made.

I think it's been made available on Youtube for free, but it's really not worth watching.
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>>5464777
>>5464888
>>5464999
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>5464601
>As they waited, Nick turned to face Judy... and her devious grin
>"Are you plotting something without me? What's on your mind?" Nick asked as he grinned casually in return.
>"Oh nothing... let's find a seat." is all Judy said as she turned around, and Nick quickly darted his eyes south.
>He followed her for a few steps, but she quickly stopped walking, but didn't turn around.
>"Dumb Fox, eyes up here." said Judy, her smile looking a lot more satisfied... and seductive? She had an arm on her hip as she had her head turned, eyes locked on his.
>Nick could feel the flood rush to his cheeks as he brought up a paw to cough into. "You.. ah... had... a bug on you." said Nick in a pathetic attempt to reply as Judy continued onward to a booth by the wall.
>"I know!" said Judy in a chipper voice. "I got it off when I saw you looking at it!" She stood by the booth, inviting Nick to take a seat.
>With a sigh, Nick took the bench facing the door, and he said "Glad to be of-"
>"There was no bug." Judy immediately interrupted with, as she took the same row Nick was sitting in and sat next to him, practically on his lap.
>Nick's ears lowered as he realized he was got, and he turns his attention to the door, to avoid Judy's smug gaze.
>"Oh..." was all he said, as he tried not to look at Judy.
>Nick politely interlaced his fingers as hr waited for their order to be called, keeping quiet as he dared not to look back towards Judy.... at least until she forced his attention back.
>Hey Nick, check this out!" she said, and as Nick turned his head out of habit, he caught a beautiful glimpse of her taught ass, her special uniform clinging so tightly to her ass it almost entered her crack. And just under her ass, was her cameltoe.
>Nick stared, almost mesmerized as Judy called for him again. "ZSA to Nick! ZSA to Nick!" she said teasingly, almost sultry as he turned his attention up towards her phone screen.
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>>5464306
#AWAYWITHTHEGAY YES PLEASE
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>>5465011
We must stop VRBit. His power is obviously far too great.
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>>5464909
The hug will always arrive.

>>5464777
>>5464888
>>5464999
TRIPS WARS
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>>5465030
why stop it though? He's a benevolent eldrich entity of comf.
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>>5464979
Ask Rock the greentext guy
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>>5465039
It's all part of his plan.

One day he will show his true intentions.

And you'll all wonder why we didn't stop it when we still could.

At that point there is only one way out.
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cuck
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>>5464601
>>5465016
I requested this, it is turning so good. Continue like this.
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http://privatter.net/i/1439284
Can someone please give me the password?

Hint : ニクジュディを数字で
Google Translator: The numeric Nikujudi (???)
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>>5464909
>those bite marks make me cringe in pain but also turn me on...

You're goddamn right they do. Biting is fucking HOT.
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>>5464951
Personally the beginning was just a tad bit rapey to me. The rest of it transitioned well and the comic had some of the best art I've seen, but I was expecting the beginning to be oral then the next scene to be sex. Not just a slight amount of oral (that we didn't even see) into forced painful sex.

>>5465035
I know it will, I know it will. I have to prepare myself for all the Mongoose hugs.
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I want more gay with small tops and big subs
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>>5465132
>rapey

Men can't be raped by women, idiot.
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>>5465154
niceme.me
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>>5465154
it's 2016, they can if they want to. sexist much?
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>>5465154
Something something READING, MR. FUCKING ENTITLED
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>>5464929
Ah, I see. Cool!
(Careful, it's pretty noob stuff: silanxi.tumblr.com)

(Jesus why am I not in bed)
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>>5465243
It's 2:30 in the goddamn afternoon. I don't know!
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>>5465255
>what is a time zone
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who /sick/ here

My friend told me he only had allergies and not to worry.

Fucking liar.
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>>5465271
*shrug* Fuck if I know. Something the normies worry about, I guess.
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>>5465089
2910
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>>5464947
lol sounds fun ill roll
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>>5465276
You're not alone anon.
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>>5465276
>5465243
Also sick here
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>>5465003
>Brodles
I forgot this meme existed
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I need fox dick in me.

Help.
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>>5465314
I didn't know it existed.

Now I can't stop laughing.
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>>5465276
Did your 'friend' also tell you the check's in the mail, and that they wouldn't cum in your mouth?
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>>5464947
>>5465302
Bear on hump st. that works at...
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>>5465321
Can help if in Arizona
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>>5465342
But anon

I WANT him to cum in my mouth.

He's sexy af tbqh
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>>5465276
Same, but fucking wired on every fucking med that fucking exist and high on coffee and energy drinks desperately trying to work several college projects.
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>>5465255
Wish I was in you guys' timezone. It's only soon midnight here, but I'm getting up in five hours.
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>>5465352
How can you possibly have a fox dick?

>inb4 we're gonna play pretend
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>>5465301
Thanks
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>>5465352
Are we getting the Ztgmap going again

are we really
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>>5465387
he obviously owns a fox farm
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>>5464947
>finally figure "what the hell, might as well roll"
>use my two rerolls
>this thing
what in the fuck
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>>5465387
surgery or Bad Dragon, I guess?
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>>5465361
That's fine, Anon. Point is:
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>>5465092
>It happened in an instant.
>One moment he was on the floor, arguing with his master, the other he was in the air, his strong paw around his neck.
>'So you want to release?'
>'What made you think you are in power?'
>The poor bun was helpless in his grip, trying weakly to struggle.
>To no avail.
>'You need to be punished. To remind you of the pecking order.'
>His muzzle was merely inches from his face, he could see a row of pearly, dangerous teeth.
>He felt the blood flushing from his cheeks.
>And going down.
>Where the tiger looked.
>A sudden smile revealed even more of those razor-like chompers.
>'But, you see, I'm also forgiving. You have behaved well until now, I think you need some reward.'
>The feline opened his maw.
>It was so scary.
>But also so arousing.
>The jaws closed over his neck.
>He could feel the pointy teeth grazing the skin around his carotid.
>He was so helpless. Nobody could save him.
>The orgasm hit him like a truck, cum spilling from his little bunny prick.
>When he feel it subside he found himself still trapped in the jaws.
>Another orgasm in less than a minute.
>But the tiger didn't let his prey go.
>In the afterglow he could faintly hear the muffled words of the feline.
>'I said it was a punishment.'
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>>5465411
it's pretty rare. I'm sure if you request a friendly drawfag to get a picture of you, you're going to love it.
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>>5465411
Congratulations

you're a desert llama
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>>5464947
I never see people rolling for the job location.
Is that part supposed to be optional or what?
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Who here in California and wants to fuck?

No homo though, only bros helping bros out.

>>5465412
>surgery
I don't want that anywhere near me, that sounds disgusting.
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>>5465397
>not wanting to have sex with your fellow anons
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>>5465447
No, we've done it for quite a while.
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>>5465352
>>5465397
>>5465455
>>>/d/iscord
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>>5465402
>watching those teeth
Unf...
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>>5465411
Grats on owning it, Anon. Random weird shit like that's part of the challenge.
Now you get to research the thing, and learn something new about an animal and/or place.
And possibly make an interesting OC that's not your regular wolf / fox / bunny.
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>>5465451
Then my human penis will have to suffice
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>>5465132
Yeah, perhaps "whole comic" was a bit of an exaggeration, but it did help establish who was the initiator that was comedically inverted by the end of the comic
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>>5465469
But I don't wanna fuck non-anons.
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Making a Zootopia-sona doesn't make you a furry.

I know this because I have one, and I'm not a furry.
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>>5465501
You're also a liar
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>>5465431
>Pushing a bun to the absolute limits of his sexual endurance by repeated domming.
I like where this is going.
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Rex and Percy are total cuties.
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I really hope Rem and Charlie at least become fuck buddies. I don't want them to get married or anything, like I do with Nick and Judy. Remmy just seems to get the short end of the stick a lot so having someone like Charlie he can unwind with would be nice.

Not trying to influence Weaver or anything stupid like that. I know people complain about what Weaver does and doesn't do, which is idiotic. I'm just kicking out my thoughts after reading the heist is all.
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>>5465501
Everything in the Bible is 100% true.

I know this because it said so in the Bible.
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Alright,

Discussion Time: What would be the consequences of having one human with the equivalent of a college education enter zootopia.
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Judy offers to snap your neck. Freeing you from this earth. What do you say?
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>>5465411
>rolled one of those a while back
>felt temped to reroll
>did so
>got a dingo
woohoo generic canine
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>>5464306
Can I meet you half-way here?
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>>5465514
How am I a liar?

>>5465526
I don't get it.
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>>5465501
>I have one, and I'm not a furry
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>>5465552
But I'm not a furry.
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>>5465546
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/begging-the-question
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>>5465501
You're right, it's just a fun creative challenge, I really fail to see how you magically become a furfag just by coming up with an OC.
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>>5465016
>Nick looked up, and it was him staring hat her ass seconds ago.
>His maw was slightly open as his tongue was barely contained by his teeth, and his eyes were obviously fixated on her ass as his ears were up and alert.
>Nick could feel it. His fur can't hide his blush. He couldn't help but feel- Judy crawl into his lap?
>He looks down and he sees Judy lean her head back against him.
>Did anyone ever tell you that you are a comfy chair?" Judy asked as she rested her back into his chest, and she lifted her ears in front of his eyes.
>Nick gripped the table as he felt her plump ass sit right ton his groin, his pecker beyond lipstick at this point, and visibly bulging between Judy's legs.
>"I can't say I have." Nick said as he tried to ignore how tight her thighs became around his confined groin.
>Judy turned aorund, pivoting by her ass cheeks to give Nick a hug. As she turned around though, Nick gave a steady yet quiet moan as he tried his best to ignore the rabbit in his lap, yet finding himself unwilling ot remove her at all from his lap.
>"Carrots... please, couldn't you wait a little befo-" but a server interrupted him by announcing her arrival.
>He nervously turned his head to her, and the badger serving their food gave a very shrill 'Aawwww!' in approval.
>As the badger gave them their food, and then started talking to them, mostly about the Bellweather conspiracy, Judy got up to better talk to the star struck mammal.
>Nick looked down to notice not only a wet spot in his pants, but his pre seeping through and forming pearls at the tip
>"Aw... are you two together?!" she asked as Nick quickly pulled Judy back into his lap to hide his messy pants.
>"Not yet, but hoping to get there!" Nick answered with his sly smile as he gripped Judy's hips, trying to get her to stop subtly gyrating against him.
>"Could you trouble us for refills?" Judy asked, right after downing her drink as quickly as she could. "Oh, and dessert! Whatever you recommend!"
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>>5465527
>human
>Zootopia
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>>5465543
>Tush
Sure thing, anon.
They will never stop making me cum buckets

but don't tell templar-senpai that i said that, he would bring da ruckus if he ever heard me praising non-wildehopps
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>>5465538
Dingos are fun. It's part of the game to come up with somethin original and interesting, which is why you also roll for job and home location.
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>>5465527
NO.
Get fucking /out/ right now.
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>>5465561
>>5465574
You guys are just mad you can't drag me down the with you.

>>5465569
this.
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>>5465501
Step 2: denial
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>>5465527
Everyone'll treat them like some sort of freak science experiment rather than as a person.
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>>5465606
Nah, we're just trying to help you come to terms with being a furry.
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YOU FORCED MY HAND

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2056116
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One of the few renditions of Honey I like.
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>>5465639
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>>5465639
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>>5465632
>after all this time, there's still only one other anon in New Jersey
>he lives in the crackhead capital of America
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>>5465569
Ah. I see where this is coming from.
Do you enjoy roleplaying as an anthropomorphic animal?
Do you appreciate well-drawn anthro art, perhaps like what I've posted?
Congratulations, you're a furry.
Contrary to what normalfags will try and tell you, it's not necessary to be a freakish Otherkin, own a fursuit, or go to furry conventions to be a Furry.
It simply means you like it.
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>>5465657
>after all this time, I am the only one in Rhode Island
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>>5465671
>after all this time, there are two anons relatively close to me, one of whom I would totally fug
>there but for crippling anxiety I go
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>>5465662
>Do you enjoy roleplaying as an anthropomorphic animal?
I've never role-played

>Do you appreciate well-drawn anthro art, perhaps like what I've posted?
So anyone that liked Zootopia is a furry?
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>>5465647
>Toned body.
>Still feminine.
>Probably has a really nice ass.

I would spend a week in the bunker with her.
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discord
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>>5465662
I don't and this isn't a good art. This is oversexualised borderline gay fetish shit.
I know the idea someone here isn't into furfaggotry is hard to swallow, but we are here and enjoying comf with nice anons.
No need to chant "one of us", because it's not true.
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>>5465447
rolling for job
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>>5465632
Judethedude and comicanon live roughly 20 minutes away from me.
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>>5465688
>So anyone that liked Zootopia is a furry?

There's a critical threshold - did you enjoy that fact that they were animals? Setting aside the writing and the storytelling, if the fact that they're humanoid animals is interesting, provocative, or arousing, then yes, you're a Furry.

I'm simply making the point that being a freak, insane, or a total sexual deviant isn't necessary.
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>>5465720
You rang?
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So a thought concerning the idea of Zootopian animals still going into heat; do you think there would be laws for them about consent? Would it classify as rape if someone had sex with someone in heat?
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>>5465655
But what is there to live for if not escapism? My actual life is a prison of mental disorders!
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>>5465721
>being gay is a fetish
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>>5465751
Posting MLP?

That's a paddlin'
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>>5465725
You lucky fuck.

I have a crush on Comic; I'd be willing to trade places in a heartbeat.
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>>5465762
>YCH animated icons

absolutely disgusting
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Personally, I think you're only a furry if YOU think you are.

Unless you fap to furry stuff and still claim you're not a furry. Then it's just denial.
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>>5465771
...Comic? Is that you?

Y-you're a.... brony?
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>>5465527
Realistically?
I would say it really depends on 3 factors:
1. The method of transportation to the ZT Universe.
2. The type of person. (Male or Female, what the studied in college, race, nationality, sexuality, etc.)
3. If they have watched the movie or not.
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>>5465780
Nah, I think you can still plausibly deny being a furry if you just jerk it to porn. Porn is porn.

The point of no return is when you get a whatever-sona. Fursona, Zoosona, call it what you will.
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>>5465763
I know the community is disproportionately homosexual here, so I won't argue with you and let everyone enjoy the thread.
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Being a furry isn't exactly a black or white kind of deal.

One's "furriness" is actually a spectrum, and where one places the "furry line" is completely subjective.

Now can we all just shut the fuck up and be happy now?
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>>5465750
Dude just stop. I might be a furry by your standards, but your standards aren't the standards I hold myself to.

>>5465773
Who are these people?
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>>5465793
I'm pretty sure he said he wasn't able to get into the show a few months back
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>>5465721
You're the one inferring sexual content there, Anon. If you had a different perspective, that image could be one of Nick looking tenderly at the bunny he cares deeply about and wants to protect for the rest of his life. Your reaction might be 'Awww!' instead of a sweat-dripping 'Fuck. He's hot.'
I'm sorry that the Furry fandom has taken such an image beating that you're reflexively ashamed of liking it. I wish those negative connotations weren't there.
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>>5465793
see this is what I don't like about full anonymity

people keep thinking you're other people
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>>5465808
Actually, according to the many strawpolls we've had, this place is mostly bi.
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>>5465763
Well yeah, it's a choice.
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>>5465805
>porn is porn
>I'm not gay; it's just porn!
>I'm not into scat; it's just porn!
>I'm not into children; it's just porn!
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>>5465822
Still better than a giant tripfag circle jerk.

Trust me. We don't want this place becoming /b/'s /mlpg/ from a few years back.
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>>5465815
What people? Jude and Comicanon?
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>>5465847
ye
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>>5465844
If I could upboat your l'ebin opinion, I would

But really, I meant that unirionically
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>>5465858
Jude wrote gay Male!Judy/Nick stuff.

Comic does voice reviews of fanfics and is an all-around super cutie. He is also known by his avatar, "VRbit"
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>>5465844
Only difference between this an "tripfag circlejerk" is that we can't see who the tripfags are.
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>>5465840
That's right tho.

Like if you watch lesbian porn, does that make you a lesbian?
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>>5465815
Sorry Anon, but you're protesting -WAY- too vehemently for it to be anything but denial. No one here is fooled.
We're not judging you, either, and I'm sorry if I gave the impression that I was. There's actually quite a lot of kick-ass creativity out there in the furry fandom, and I'd love to see you able to check it out guilt-free.
There's lots of freaky shit too, but you block that and move on. Don't let it sour your impression of the whole community, please.
FYI, Inkbunny and e621 both allow you to block content with tags. Furaffinity does -NOT- and that's just one of the many ways that site is shit.
Good luck, Anon!
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>>5465868
Well, if either Judethedude or VRbit sees this post, I'd be down to give you the suck.
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>>5465873
And that's a good thing.

I don't mean this as a rag on comicanon (I love comicanon as much as anyone), but imagine the thread being filled with 100 comicanons.
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>>5465639
Scientifically speaking, if we are to believe the Many-Worlds theory, she and everything that ever appears in Zootopia is as real as us, although existing in another universe.
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>>5465243
Noob or not, you've got some very nice drawings.

And such a sweet comment!
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>>5465579
>"Of course! Two Vanilla-peanutbutter swirls!" she said as she ran off to the kitchen behind the counter.
>Judy looked up and she pullled at Nick's tie, forcing him to look down at her. "Let go." she asked calmly, let with authority as she grinned at him.
>"I can't!" Nick pleaded as he held her tight. "Fluff, you are driving me insane here!"
>With that prompt, Judy traced a finger up his bulge and to the obvious mess pouring through his jeans. She lifted it back and she licked Nick's creamy mess from her finger as her other paw gripped behind his covered knot.
>As Judy did so, Nick could feel his head lull back out of reflex, and he brought his paw up to cover his muzzle as a moan escaped his lips.
>Quickly, Judy undid Nick's pants, and she let his erection free.
>She turned aroun djust as Nick recovered, and she gently pulled his head down by his tie to preemptively shush him, as she started to grind his length between her precious bunny buns.
>Nick could do nothing but hold back release with closed eyes, as he felt her smug and yet satisfied smile radiate from her face.
>She kept his length below the table as she quickly grinded against it.
>"S-stop, Ju-Judy, St-stop..." Nick would repeat like a whiny broken-record as he leaned forward, arms barely holding him up as Judy hugged him with her arms around his torso.
>Nick could handle no more, and he fully slumps forward as he shoots a mess onto the underside of their booth.
>Judy finally stopped her grinding, and with a barely audible wet schlick, she freed Nick from between her cheeks.
>Nick could see Judy's predatory grin as his eyes closed.

>When he reopened them, he could see their dessert, and a an espresso on his placemat.
>"Nick, you can't fall asleep on duty! I got you something stronger. so you can stay awake." said Judy, completely authoratively in tone and an equally stern face to match.
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What would the rap music in Zootopia be like? Who are the rappers? What do they rap about?
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>>5465436
>tfw youre your own drawfag

>>5465440
>desert llama
that's fucking racist yo
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>>5465527
Honestly, I think a human walking down a street in Zootopia would probably get a few curious stares but nothing else. Maybe just the occasional "hey, what kinda mammal are you?"

There's presumably hundreds - possibly thousands - of different types of mammals that live in Zootopia. There's already likely to be a few species with a population so small that the average Zootopian may not have seen them before, so I think humans would be treated the same way.
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>>5465431
>>5465519
Ok, I didn't have any intention to continue but here we go

>Another orgasm hit the bun.
>And another.
>And another.
>He was heavily panting now, still trapped.
>With every breath his neck was lightly scratched by the teeth.
>He could now feel a wave of hot air from the predator's jaws.
>Evidently such a display of sexual resilience was beginning to turn the tiger on.
>He could see the boner slowly rising in the feline's pants.
>With a snap of fingers another bun was called.
>Not a command was given, she knew was to do.
>Slowly unzipping his pants, she began to tend to her master's needs.
>in the meantime the trapped bunny peaked two other times.
>Exhausted he was like a doll, unmoving.
>He couldn't continue.
>Suddenly he felt a vibration coming from the trapping fangs.
>His master was purring.
>He knew for a fact that tigers don't purr: he was teasing him.
>And it was working.
>Two more weak orgasms hit him.
>Meanwhile, the other bun was ending her ministrations.
>He felt the grip of the paw and the teeth getting stronger.
>The fangs began sinking deeper into the soft flesh.
>A sudden spark of energy reanimated the poor slave.
>A primal instinct was awoken in himself.
>A response that one only feels when he knows his life is in danger.
>Pure, undiluted fear washed upon him.
>With a shrill he came again, hitting an orgasm much harder than every one before in his life.
>At the same time his master came too, rewarding the pleading bun at his feet.
>The bunny saw darkness around the edges of his eyes.
>Slowly he drifted into unconsciousness.
>Carefully removing the exhausted bunny from his mouth, the tiger panted a little, before smiling again.
>'That's a good bun.'
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>>5465932
Moles.

>straight from the underground
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>>5465881
>man likes to masturbate to shit
>man realises he is literal feces
No, but you definitely want to fuck the thing you are having erotic thoughts about.
Unless you are implying cuckoldry, you are outright saying that wanting to fuck an anthropomorphic animal does not make you a furry.
E.G. what I said earlier about scat fetishists and pedophiles
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>>5465950
I can't believe Visiti's a fucking abomination
(jk ilu <3)
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>>5465915
>Public sex-play while trying not to give it away.
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It'd be such an honor to get farted on by Judy.
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>>5465932
Black Panthers

I think this is self-explanatory.
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>>5465983
It'd be such an honor to fuck her belly button.
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>>5465967
>you definitely want to fuck the thing you are having erotic thoughts about.
Wrong

I watch bestiality porn, but I don't want to fuck real horse.

Just because something makes you horny doesn't mean you want to do it. That's why fetish porn exists.
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>>5465950
You are still cute, no? It could be worse, you could a horse. Imagine trying to draw with no fingers!
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>>5465958
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>>5465983
>>5466002
Never change, /trash/
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>>5466012
But that doesn't change the fact that a man who masturbates to children is still a pedophile at the end of the day
Move the goalpost again, faggot
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>>5466055
Lol no.

Pedophiles are people who love children.
Being horny about lolis is not loving.
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>>5466013
>Imagine trying to draw with no fingers!
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>>5466071
Oates is a freak of nature.
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>>5466090
Donk shares the ability
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>>5465915
>Judy sexually dominating
>Public hidden sex
This is much more than I hoped for, thank you
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>>5465983
Someone please explain this fetish.
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>>5465899
Is... comic even sexual?

Like, does he even care about sex?
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>>5466109
can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown
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>>5465950
it's cute, I like it very much!
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>>5466068
you.gif
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>>5466119
He's definitely uncomfortable with the topic.
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>>5465932
they seem civilised, so they probably don't have rap like we do.
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>>5465915
Amazing!
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>>5466135
not an argument

now fuck off back to any shitty hugbox you came from
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>>5465915
lewd
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>>5466119
Well if he ever wants to get sexual in a no-homo way, then I'd be down to suck his dick.
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>>5466167
>tfw no anon who wants to get sexual with me
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>>5466013
A little tougher, but by no means impossible.
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>>5466151
I wasn't talking about modern rap/hip-hop. I was talking about the classic stuff. You know, when it was actually good and not just all about FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY DRUGS NIGGA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXbQppZoEhU
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>>5466155
>not an argument
Perhaps you are too dense to understand the subtleties of "you're fucking delusional"
The term 'loli' was a clear indicator, but you're now proving to undershoot expectations that I hadn't even realised I had
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THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE BOGO PORN TRAIN

(seriously tho, I needed my bara fix)
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If you're masturbating to children, drawn or not, you are a fucking pedophile.

There is no arguing this.
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>>5466195
I may be willing.
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>>5466195
If you have a nice dick then I'd suck it.

Post your dick you guys.
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>>5466206
Here's your price kid. You have earned it.
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>>5466220
There's a serious lack of Nick in that image
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>>5466238
I miss NL....
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>>5466220
Bara is cutie senior.

>>5466252
This guy makes a good point, Bogo needs his fox... or his weasel.
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I've been gone for a week and have to go to sleep in a half-hour.

Post recent lewds.
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>>5466229
Why does Nick have a unibrow in this picture?
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>>5466237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMxMOJYhN4c
thanks weaver

>>5466251
>not even the superior version
W O W
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>>5466233
>>5466237
You're not close, though. And even if you were, I have hangups about sex that make it impossible for me to even get close to people romantically.
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>>5466269
>>5466220
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>>5466109
I don't really know because I don't have it. But I'm going to guess that in the rare cases it's not simply trolling for (You)s and REEEEEEEE it falls into the category of punishment / worthlessness. They have such self-image problems that the idea of being a toilet, good only for waste, scratches some itch they have.
Farting is just lower-key scat, so these are both in the same category.
Disclaimer: I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
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>>5466204
Soon as somebody says they don't like modern rap I know they dum
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Okay, you know the drill. This time again.

>Go to your fav offsite gallery (twitter/pinterest/deviantart/etc)
>bring two new pieces of fanart
>provide source

this is how we got new pictures of Sky(e) yesterday, let's get to it.

https://twitter.com/monmokamoko/status/778590437556703233
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>>5466277
Thanks anon.
Now I finally have superior version of an reaction image.
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>>5465915
>Nick gave a glare at Judy before looking down. Much to his surprise, everything is back to the way it was.
>"So... why didn't you tell me you were attracted to me?" asked Judy as she nestled into his side.
>Nick ate his dessert before replying. "I... didn't want to mess anything up."
>"Nick... weren't you supposed to be the confident one?" she teased as she gave his crotch a little rub.
>Then she brought her finger back to her mouth and she gave it a little suck.
>"You still need to change your pants." Judy whispered into Nick's ear as they ate.
>"Thanks, horny bunny." Nick whispered back before he turned his head away again.

>The rest of their meal was uneventful, as they had forgot to eat their actual lunch and had them wrapped up.
>As Nick sat into the passenger seat, he could feel his pants start to tighten.
>Judy looks over, predatory smile back on her face as she says "I see you drank all of it." she said as her eyes drifted down to his crotch.
>Nick hid his growing bulge in his pants, as he turned back to look at Judy.
>"Why would you have "that" on you?!" Nick asked with irritation in his voice.
>"Coincidence?" Judy said with a noncommittal shrug as she drove the car away from Meaver.
>Nick looked out the window, until he felt an exploitative paw on his lap.
>Nick gulped as he tried to pry her paw off, to no avail.

THE END
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>>5466300
thanks bud, it's my only purpose on this earth
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>>5466220
What you NEED to do is give him a girthier and veinier dick.
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>>5466299
https://twitter.com/Gogatu_193/status/779607753740333056
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>>5466325
You are doing gods work, anon.
Keep it up.
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>>5466290
Please show me some modern rap that isn't shit then.

I mean, to be fair I haven't really looked too much into modern hip hop and rap, but all the shit my friends listen to is total fucking garbage. And if all the crap they listen to is any indication of the state of hiphop and rap today, then I doubt there's much out there I'll actually enjoy. Right around the early 2000's is when quality hip hop starts dropping off.

Show me something modern that has a beat as good as this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntCfJP9cplE
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>>5466299
https://twitter.com/Gogatu_193/media
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>>5466277
>thanks Weaver
But I'm not Weaver.

>>5466279
>romantically
See, THIS is why it's not gay if I suck another guy's dick.

I don't have any romantic intentions, I'm just helping someone get off.
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>>5466299
I'm lazy, so here's a couple things I found earlier, in case Anons missed them there.

http://imgur.com/a/cepgW
http://imgur.com/a/cVfF3
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>>5466299
>this is how we got new pictures of Sky(e) yesterday
really? could you post those sky(e) pictures, i must have missed them
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>>5466351
same
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>>5466220
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>>5464909
What comic is it again? Sorry it's late and I can't search for it rn
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>>5466295
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>>5466366
sure
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>>5466279
Who said anything about romance?
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>>5466268
Well, I wasn't gonna post this one since it's even sketchier than usual, but if you guys want more Nick...
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>>5466366
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Insert generic depressive comment.
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>>5466366
I love this one.
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>>5466277
>E-rotic

I forgot this band existed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A7-lclHJxk
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>>5466418
generic supportive response
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>>5466412
Thanks Griv, you're a cool duder!
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>>5466418
generic response suggesting suicide
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>>5466366
and sources

https://twitter.com/shironaga67

https://twitter.com/tumugi_topia
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>>5466412
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>>5466418
insert generic dismissive response.
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>>5466366
and that's the last of it
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>>5466307
That was a weak ending. I apologize, anons
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>>5466357
>>5466392
If I can't handle romantic attachment, there's no way I can handle sex.
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>>5466412
Welp, I just thought of Nick getting bent over and inconsistently rammed
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>>5464548
Hi

http://pastebin.com/7pcVkFfb
http://pastebin.com/jyZUcRyB
http://pastebin.com/W8UtK3Dj
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> TODAY

I've preordered the thing back in April when it was set to be released in June. I better hope it was fucking worth the wait.
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>>5466418
Hilariously derailing one liner helped by get
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Sorry for the kind anons who posted that creative inspiring music. Instead of drawing cute mongooses and then TT I ended up posting a greentext about two buns and one tiger master-slave pred-prey sexual relationship. I'm truly sorry, I'll try to draw and post something tomorrow.
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>>5466480
I'm just curious as to what "that" is.
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>>5466388
>>5466413
>>5466419
>>5466466
>>5466475
Thank you!
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>>5466307
>>5466480
I liked it. Good work!
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>>5466489
I doubt it :-/
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>>5466499
dont' be sorry for contributing. you could have been doing something completely unproductive. rest well, be happy with allowing yourself to fool around and have fun and remember there's always tomorrow. Bye, anon, see you tomorrow.
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>>5466482
But it's just sex. Romance is far harder.
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>>5466435
Response thanking you for the support, but implying I still need more attention.

>>5466455
Support for the idea followed by an excuse to not do it. Additional depressive comment to grab extra sympathy.

5466418
Post ignored.
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am I the only one who thinks you're only "gay" if you could "love" another guy? I don't get feelings for guys like that, but I'd still fuck.

>>5466482
So my question to you is: "How do you fap?"

Like how exactly do you do it? Hump your sheets? Fleshlight? Prostate stimulation? Your hand?
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>>5466419

REEE- wait. That's Skye, isn't it?
Carry on.
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>>5466357
But weaver turned me on to the song

>>5466362
Well, that's pretty swell, anon
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>>5466540
Hand.

I've tried light anal stimulation, but... well, it hurts.
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>>5466510
>more paw webbums

FUCKING YES
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>>5466535
Additional comment on wonderment of life. Description of cool fact about the world
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>>5466542
I partcularly like this rendition - it's very close to the original in my mind's eyes.
also, have more of one of the best ships.
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>>5464909
Sauce anyone?
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>>5466558
>well, it hurts.

You're either not relaxing, or you're using a toy that's too big for you. Take it slow, use lots of lube, and relax your muscles. It feels amazing if you do it right.
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>>5466540
I thought the rule was if you got up quicker to dudes/dicks faster than vag/chicks you were gay
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>>5466584
Marinara, please.
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>>5466348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoZgZT4DGSY
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http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21249596/
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>>5466418
Insert agreeing doomsday response
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>>5466565
*sigh* I still don't get the whole paw / foot fetish thing, but I'll still pander to it for the (You)s.
Here.
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>>5466587
I was only using my finger, and I had plenty of KY jelly.

Maybe I wasn't relaxing enough, true, but... I dunno.
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>>5466595
Make mine soy. I'm in an Asiatic mood.
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>>5466578
I really like the way they're portrayed in this one.
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>>5466621
I'd say it's worth one more try. Just remember to relax your muscles and GO SLOW!

Also cut your fingernails.
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>>5466558
So you use your hand. Alright.

Completely hypothetical, but let's say we've been irl friends for maybe 4-5 months (or to the point that we know each other's fetishes). Would you have a problem with me offering to jerk you off?

Would you have a problem with me wrapping my lips around your cock? That way you can use your hands for other things, like holding my head down on your crotch.
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>>5466599
This one is barely even hip-hop. The beat is so damn unconventional. It's also repetitive as fuck with no real substance behind the lyrics (that I can tell anyways, might need a few listens before it clicks for me).

I mean I guess I see the appeal of Death Grips, but.... ehhhhhh. Definitely not for me.
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>>5466655
>we've been friends
I can't even keep friends, anon.

But if all that were the case, if I liked you enough to enjoy spending time with you, if I genuinely wanted to be with you rather than waste my life away online...

Of course I'd let you do that, anon. I WANT to have sex, I'm just... not comfortable with it.
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>>5466634
yep
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>>5466486
>I'm not gay
>I'm not gay
>I'm not- FUCK
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>>5466695
It's easier to become comfortable with something if you confront it head on.

When the time comes, just make sure you discuss these feelings with your partner. There's nothing wrong with being nervous or uncomfortable with sex and the best way to get over that hurdle is with a conversation about it with the one you wish to have sex with.
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>>5466599
Because of the mace, nigger.
Go be black somewhere else.
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>>5466695
Why can't you keep friends? Are you NEET? Going to college?

You just need to find someone that seems like they genuinely want to hang around you, and then open yourself up to them.
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>>5466723
I don't know if the time is ever going to come, anon.

But I'm blogposting way too much.
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>>5466569
Elaboration on reason for depression. Reason why internal factors prevent me from really enjoying the world. Conveniently establishing that nothing can be done except giving pity or support.

>>5466616
Explicit agreement coupled with naive techno-optimism. Hypocritical statement about not wanting to live.


Vague reference to Zootopia to keep these posts on topic. Pic related.
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>>5466752
Who cares, it's /trash/.

Do you have a telegram? We can talk more there if you really wanted to.
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>>5466746
I have a job, so I'm not NEET. Depression killed my chance at college, and it's not getting better.

I live in a small town, so people are rare, and people who want to hang with me are even less so.
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>>5466775
I don't think the telegram is in operation anymore.
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It's time
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>>5466798
are you sure?
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>>5466798
Oh God, weaver is dropping the last pack street and leaving forever
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>>5465525
>Not trying to influence Weaver
There are only a few beings capable of influencing Weaver, so your words are likely affecting nothing.
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>>5466798
Time?
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>>5466719
I'll save you, Anon!
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>>5466798
About 8:12pm buddy.
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>>5466779
Coworkers? Maybe there's a hobby shop you could find like-minded (read: "nerdy") individuals.

>>5466794
in operation?
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>>5466798
WELCOME BACK, MEAD.
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>>5466798
Nope, the First National Political Shitpost Show doesnt start until 9 EST
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>trying to improve drawing skills
>feels like getting nowhere for months
>people posting all this amazing stuff
>keep grinding and slowly dying inside because nothing works
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I just found a dead pixel on my monitor

I wanna kill myself now
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>>5466370
>>5466584

"What does the fox say?"
https://e621.net/pool/show/9665
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>>5466618
leyanoe?
Is that what that says?
I mean, I appreciate that you signed it without making it less quality, but now it's super hard to track you like this
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>>5466125
>>5466109
it's stuff that's been inside someone

it's degrading

it's relief for the farter
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>"You are not fine, your ears are droopy."
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>>5466844
My coworkers are relatively cool people and/or elderly. Neither types are comfy.

>>5466775
I'm Addem_Up on Telegram.
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>>5466908
>ears can't droop
>No one can tell you just died inside
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>>5466922
good! then we can all suck at drawing together!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSpKmA
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>>5466872
>dead pixel
My condolences, anon. That must be tough.
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>>5466388
>Help was an hour away, at best.
>But Skye was bleeding out, and maybe had minutes left.
>The bullet holes in her jumpsuit had splatters on the beck, and apparent bullet markings on the wall aswell.
>Skye let out a weak cough as blood trickled down her lips.
>She lay slumped against a wall, holes in her suite leaking blood, and tears in her eyes.
>Jack knelt infront of her, tears also in his eyes, and streaming down his cheaks as he choked out,
>"Skye, paramedics are on the way, just stay with me!"
>His eyes met hers for a moment and she smiled, but her focus faltered, and drifted down.
>Jack let out a sob, and grabbed her shoulders, yelling to her, "Skye, stay with me- please, no!"
>She took in a slow gasp, and whispered to him, "Jack,"
>As he moved closer to her, she grabbed his arm,
>"Jack, I love you-" and she coughed again, blood and spittle going across Jack's face, but she took another shaky breath.
>Sniffling, Jack closed his eyes and rubbed his head against Skye's cheek, speaking between sobs, "I love you too, Skye, just a little bit longer-"
>She cut him off, "I know help isn't coming, Jack- comms were c-" and again, she coughed, and she grasped her chest, blood flowing down her paw.
>Jack just buried his face in her neck and sobbed, but she continued,
>"If this is going to be the last time we're together," as she tore at the zipper of her jumpsuit.
>Jack looked down at her paw, and immediately back up to her face, his face in a soft, concerned frown.
>Skye brought her bloody paw against his cheek, and whispered to him, "I want to feel you inside me one more time, Jack,"
>Jacks eyes became unfocused, and he fell back, away from her.
>Jack looked down the hall-
>No one in the complex was left alive besides them.
>His eyes travelled from her face, marred by blood.
>Down her chest, also marred by blood and and small holes, the damage being extensive along the stomach.
>Then, down to where she tore her jumpsuit open, her petite vixen muff.

:V
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>>5466863
We all know that feel, anon. But that's because we're comparing our average result with other people's highlight reels. Besides, it's a truism but they were, and quite possibly still are, in the same mindset. As long as you can recognize what to improve and don't stagnate, you're on the right path.
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>>5466933
I think that's a good thing.

I'd be permanently droopy.
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>>5466863
>try to draw
>looks like shit
>still happy and proud I did fucking something other than rot
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>5466942
1/10
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>>5466952
>Tell everyone you're just a flopwop
>But really you're a normal bunner who's crying inside
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>>5466798
Do it. I want you to do it. DO IT YOU BASTARD!

Or not. Whatever you want, really.
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>>5466952
>There are buns out there whose ears never raise above their head
I think I just died inside
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>>5466798
It's time?
IT'S TIME?
DID HE JUST SAY IT'S TIME?!
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>>5466655
>Hypothetical
I mean, I know you aren't talking to me, but good lord, I don't know if I would be able to have sex with someone that I know and like as a person.
There's just something about having a strong emotional connection that turns me off in real life. (Which is interesting, because I absolutely adore fictional couples and there's nothing that get my rocks off harder than two people that love each other)

Perhaps it's because I wouldn't be able to take it seriously and would constantly be thinking about how I'm sullying this person.
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>>5466941
Worst part is it's a 500 dollar 1440p korean model. One of those types where you can overclock the hz.

So my options are either buy a new one or send it in and wait probably a month for it to get back.

Fuck I'm pissed.
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>>5466893
Not mine.
Google Reverse Image search leads me to e621, which provides a link:

http://leyanor.tumblr.com/post/141087896428
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>>5466942
why anon
why
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>Disney potentially buying Twitter
I don't know what to feel, but I know it's not a good feel.
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>>5467055
that must be the hell is warm anon - he posts shit like this to fish for yous
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>>5465632
Looks like I live a couple hours away from some anons.

Not close enough.

>>5466863
Keep drawing and you'll get better. Everyone improves at their own pace.

If you need an example, it took me 20 years to draw like this, while I've met people who are far better than me that have only been drawing for two years.

It's not about the pace you improve at, it's about improving at all, and enjoying the process.
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>>5466972
You guys need a pred like Judy or VRbun, they're so happy with one... I'm so jealous.
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>>5467023
>overclocking a monitor
Damn, how long was I away?
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>>5467074
nah, it couldn't be
no one fucked any kits or cubs in it
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>>5467067
They already own everything else, what's one more thing?
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>>5467089
>>5466968
>>5466948
>>5466936
>>5466922
thank you all
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>>5466952
>>5466972
>actually be a lop
>"god damn it, I'm fine guys, seriously, stop asking"
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>>5467112
Just the other day, I overclocked my laptop battery so that it burns down 50 acres of rainforest every time I use it.
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>>5467112
Only certain monitors can do it. For reference, here's my monitor.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=9SIA4JH1NB1871

I can get it up to 120hz no problem, but there can potentially be issues with the colors. Not sure if you can actually get to 144hz with it, I'm too afraid of what might happen if I try.
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>>5466872
Anon, there is only a very small chance this will work, because it usually only works for stuck pixels, not dead ones.
But try this:
With the power on, brace your monitor with one hand, and using a single finger, press carefully but firmly on your screen directly over the dead pixel. You'll be pressing hard enough when a distorted swirl of colors appears on the screen around your finger. Don't press so hard that you permanently dent the plastic of your screen, and be careful not to scratch it with your fingernail. (Cut your nails first if they're long)
Roll your finger carefully around in a circular motion so the swirling colors shift and ripple around your finger while maintaining that level of pressure. Make 3 or 4 circles this way, and it may possibly be helpful to reverse direction once or twice.
Remove your finger.
Turn your monitor / screen off for about ten seconds or so, and then on again. If it's a laptop, do a cold restart - power ALL the way down, and reboot.
This -MAY- fix the dead pixel. Probably not, but a slim chance is better than none.
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>>5466863
Draw anyway, it's the only way to get better and you can inspire other artists to draw Stevens finding a boxed dog eating peanut butter
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>>5467226
I'm running PixelHealer right now. If it doesn't work after an hour, I'll give your suggestion a shot.

Pretty sure it's dead though, not stuck. A white pixel means a dead pixel, doesn't it?
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>>5467249
Wheoever this Byron guy is needs to be hanged for putting domestic animals in his shitty zootopia fanart
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https://twitter.com/LUMBERJ49972666/status/780381289845100544

Fenneck
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>>5467089
Crusty old lady
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>>5467335
cute!
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>>5467089
Random question. Why is Hugh a juggalo?
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>>5467341
Yes.
Yes I am.
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>>5467294
No! Dead is off - black.
The press just might fix it. :)
It's still only a small chance, but better than if it were dead.
Good luck!
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>>5467377
It was just in his initial character design. I thought it'd be funny.

I imagine he's just a long-time fan that isn't as hardcore into them as he was when he was younger, but still likes the music.
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>>5467393
What a fucking relief.

If it's just stuck, than this program hopefully should fix it.

Thanks a ton, anon!
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>>5467335
That fennec drugged or something? seriously the most mellowed fennec I've ever seen.
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>>5467381
Not that crusty if you can still make such wonders as pic related
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>>5466942
>Jack was going to do it.
>As he started removing his pants, he saw Skye shift down, and when their eyes met, she let out a soft hiss of pain.
>Kicking his pants and boxers off, he idly stroked his growing member, and leaned over and Skye as she lay on the ground.
>Her breathing was quickening, and the moment he pressed his flaccid, growing cock against her mound, she choked back a moan.
>Letting out a small cough, she told him, "D-don't hold back,"
>As he moved his hips forward, pushing his lax cock into her depths, he leaned down, and pressed his lips against hers-
>A strong, sweet taste invaded his mouth.
>She let out a strong breath through her nose, and his eyes squinted as he pulled out of her.
>The paw guiding his cock immediately went to her breast, and dabbed his finger at the blood around the hole.
>Bringing it up to his lips, Skye's eyes started to grow wide, and a grin formed on her lips.
>Bringing the wet, red finger to his mouth, he gave it a quick sniff-
>It smelled sweet, like molasses.
>Licking it, he confirmed it was, indeed, molasses.
>Jack sat back on his haunches, and grabbed Skye's jumpsuit, tearing open at the middle, to reveal a bag of, what he assumed, was fake blood.
>Bringing a paw up to his face, he let out a groan, as Skye squeezed the bag, squirting fake blood at him.
>Her happy, nervous voice callked out to him, "Oh yay, a miracle- we should have sex to celebrate!"
>Jack sat up, and looked around for his pants as Skye complained, "Oh, come on Jack- you're dick's wet, I'm wet-"
>He cut her off with a simple, resounding, "No,"
>As he found his pants, he heard her again, but softly, "I'll let you wear that leash when we get back home,"
>His ears perked at that.
>Turning around slowly, pants in one paw, he asked her, "The steel choker, or no deal,"
>She frowned, but relented, "Fine, but the moment I see it tearing into your neck, we're stopping,"
>He hopped in place for a moment, before catching himself, and nodding quickly.

:V
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>>5467249
Byron always wanted a chubby gay feline in his movie. Can't blame him, Tiger was great.
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>>5465089
"Nick and Judy by the numbers"
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>>5467442
Wonder if Finnick would do the same if Nick offered brushies?
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>>5467503
yes but in a heterosexual way because finnick is not gay
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>>5467413
I had never let someone's taste in music be a deal breaker for me until now. The other characters are pretty good.
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I can't believe Alec is fucking dead
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>>5467525
Of course not, just bros being bros Anon.
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>>5467525
Just because you say "no homo" doesn't mean it's not gay.
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>>5467516
>Vietnam vet Gideon
Strange form of therapy
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>>5467556
But
No homo
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>>5467457
>wonders
You flatter me.

I'm at least at a point where I don't absolutely loath everything I draw, and I think that's a huge step up!

No, it'll be another 20 years before I get to crotchety 'get off my lawn' territory, but in internet years I'm a fucking fossil.

>>5467527
If you can't get past it you can't get past it. I'm sure he'd understand if he wasn't fictional.

It's an inconsequential part of his character though.
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>>5467536
necrophilia and bondage ? Jeeeez Alec is kinky
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Anyone got a warm up request?
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>>5467525
So he's bisexual. Got it.
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>>5467589
A bear trapped in a too-small cubicle, being yelled at by a rodent boss.
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>>5467593
>>5467615
From fags to riches
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>>5467589
Gazelle shaking it on stage?
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>>5467577
Ask DeadAlecMeers
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>>5467577
So a noose?
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>>5467576

>>5467589
Nick brushing Finnick?
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>>5465958
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don't mind me i'm just going to use my post number as gen seed

have a comfy as payment
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>>5467576
I know it's inconsequential because he's fictional and you just told me, but IRL the ICP lifestyle is kind of trashy and people are more ambiguous.

I have had jugallo friends so I'm not being racist.
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>>5466307
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>>5467790
>I have had jugallo friends so I'm not being racist.
Best thing I've read all day.

I do know it's trashy, but he's also kind of trashy himself. It works.
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>>5467589
Big beautiful bouncing bunny butts.
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>>5467795
Avo is Death because anubis look?
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>>5467838
Percy is so damn cute...
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>>5467863
HAH! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!
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>>5467882
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>>5467887
Fucking. Diamonds.
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when you want to draw something sad but you don't know what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTA0DSfrGZ0
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>>5467887
Thank you.

We need more lesbian.
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>>5467887
Wow. That is fucking nice.

Congrats on being the first person to draw SkyeHopps.
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>>5467905
Stay mad Mr butt lovin man. You want a dick to go with that salt?
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>>5467921
Percy being alone after getting raped
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>>5467958
Very cute, thanks anon!
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>>5467846
No, because Pandora's Box or whatever is basically Bad Dragon
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>>5467969
calm down satan
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>>5467921
Remmy accidentally poring firefly sauce on his junk? I don't know that's more tragic and painful than sad.
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>>5467887
Breaking new ground in the art of Zootopia r64.
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>>5467921
Nick but he's Max Payne.
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>>5468028
It's Sky(e) and Judy...
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>>5466348
Alright brudda if you a beat head there may be hope yet. Let me know if any of these scratch that itch
https://soundcloud.com/barneyartist/stay-close-feat-tom-misch this one might not have the old school sound you're looking for
https://youtu.be/XcDqNGgsbSc >lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRlmM88zzbY might be cheating since it's still del
https://youtu.be/rpaonSDPw7Y ANY mf doom my man
https://youtu.be/QBeaJ8ZAZ7s something upbeat, remniscent of some tribe, but they were 90s
I could throw shit at you all day but at least skip to 40 seconds of these and listen for 10 seconds. I'm partial to a certain bpm SO
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>>5466825
who can influence weaver?
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>>5464665
>4: 2 votes
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>>5468087
curvy girls with big areolas id assume
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>>5468087
The Iranian government
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>>5467969
Don't bully Percy.

>>5468109
AND THIS IS WHY
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>>5467846
That's the Devil
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>>5467921
Nick and Gazelle dealing with their breakup in different ways?
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>>5468015
You know what. I'm not going to post the textwall I just wrote in response. I think I'm just gonna go calm down.
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>>5468057
Hm, perhaps I should have been more specific in my posts. Modern day MAINSTREAM rap is shit (at least, most of the stuff I've heard is). Beat-wise, the stuff you posted definitely tickles my fancy (though I wasn't a fan of the first one you posted), and yet I've never heard of any of it. Except for Gorillaz, but I don't really group them in with the shitty mainstream hip-hop and rap I hear on the radio all the damn time at my job or when I'm hanging with my friends.

Thanks for the links anon.
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>>5468237
anon, this is the internet. you can't just calm down and be polite about it when someone asks you to.
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>>5468053
Well yeah, the first such pic. That's my point.
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>>5468261
Usually I don't. Oh well, I think I'm gonna go finish off this blue drink
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I hate it whenever I walk into my dad's study and I have to pretend I didn't just catch him spanking it to porn.
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>>5468345
Percy, go to bed
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>>5468345
How embarrassing!
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>>5468345
>Not slamming the door open and shouting "YA WINNING DAD?"
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>>5466486
I can't be the only guy who sees this every time he looks at this image's thumbnail.
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Post bunnies
https://youtu.be/2an03S9t5YY
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>>5468178
>That feeling when your bullies and you have these weird relationship where they bully you in public but then they're intimate and tender with you in private because you're the only other gay guy in school. In which you can't be friends but neither you nor them can leave the other alone for fear of your secrets being exposed and you start building a strange trust in one another in your deviancy
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>>5467887
Whew. All right. See, SavageSkye is usually the ship I'm okay with. I mean, we all know Nick is for Judy, and SavageSkye doesn't take away from that. Other ships that try to cuck Nick / Judy are drowned in REEEEEEEEEE.
...but this is really hot.
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>>5468457
I think you need glasses... and some better taste
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meh
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>>5468504
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>>5468345
Well fucking knock then, unless he's doing it with the door open..
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>>5468536
cucking
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>>5468551
This is really, REALLY cute.
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You know, I find it a bit hard to believe that Judy is the first rabbit cop ever.

Looking at the Burrow's population, I seriously refuse to hear that there has never been a single bunny cop or trooper in a primarily rabbit inhabited area.
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>>5468551
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>>5468701
Jesus Christ how horrifying
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>>5468663
It's not because rabbits are small, it's because they're so easily scared
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>>5468657
th-thanks

>>5468701
the only time i ever see this meme is in a reply to me these days... lol
also no, byron. it's too late. also
>>5468713
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>>5468719
>protonighthowler'd Judy
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>>5468738
DON'T GIMME ANY OF THOSE BULLSHIT EXCUSES YOU BLOODY CUNT

SIGN IT
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>>5468663
It is odd, I wonder how they police themselves. Some kinda redneck militia or if they have something like a sheriff and deputies, or Beariff cause bears are cute.
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>>5468719
I never said anything about their size, I said that the likelihood of a rabbit cop would actually be pretty high simply considering the rabbit population, especially in an area primarily inhabited by rabbits.
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>>5468663
source of image?
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Please dont clap
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Yo /trash/, Writefag here. I'm taking more requests and prompts so send me my way!
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>>5468831
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>>5468831
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>>5468834
Jack and Sky(e) go on a secret agent adventure.
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>>5468816
Honestly, I suspect it's first rabbit cop in a metropolitan area, because no one really cares about the yokel rabbit police force who polices other rabbits
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>>5468253
I'll agree that mainstream stuff is overwhelmingly doodoo
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>>5468834
Nick trying to sleep in the bunny pile. he has trouble until judy snuggles up to him
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>>5468813
>this was the last thing chumpydrew for us
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>>5468816
Rabbits don't need cops to enforce their rules.

They exile anyone caught breaking the warren's code of conduct.
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>>5468585
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Is 4chan stupidly slow for anyone else or is someone torrenting massive amounts of porn?
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>>5468663
The carrot king is the only protector they need
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>>5468954
So you're saying Judy is from a 3rd world middle eastern country?
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>>5468969
It's Lowtax slowly changing the infrastructure before he reveals his ownership of the site.
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>>5468980
cute and boring now
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>>5468663
I just checked the movie. Lionheart calls her "ZPD's very first rabbit officer".
First in the ZPD, yes. First anywhere? Probably not, though it's never explicitly stated one way or the other in the movie. I also have a hard time believing there isn't a rabbit Sheriff or some such out there somewhere.
But Judy's the first to make it into the Zootopian police force, which seems to be the point. Sheriff of some little podunk bunny farming town somewhere doesn't really 'count' vs Judy trying to make it among the 'real' cops in the big city.
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>>5469048
Gonna watch the debate?
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>>5468738
>>5468551
>implying we can't tell it's you

What happened to Belle, Finnickfag? Didn't feel her?
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>>5468969
Yeah, something's up. It just started.
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>>5468457
I see it too, though immediately dismiss it. Naruto/Zootopia crossover fanarts are meh at best sadly. Still think Nick would make a good Nine-Tails, both of them are already smug most of the time anyway.
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>>5469083
a character i'll keep but i thought it was only fair i actually rolled like everyone else.
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>>5469087
>/pol/ shitposting is breaking the site
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>>5468984
No of course not.

More like Ancient Greek City state.
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>>5469130
Even when /pol/ is contained, it still fucks up the site.
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>>5469087
Debate just started
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLEEEE
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>>5468823
http://jakelionstumblr.tumblr.com/post/141877089141/animal-toilet-humor-is-on-a-whole-other-level
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>>5469162
>More like Ancient Greek City state.
poor bunnies, too dumb to advance passed the bronze age.
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>>5469075
Gods no. There's nothing that makes me more depressed than seeing the shitshow that is today's politics.
There is -nothing- good or hopeful about it any more. No good candidates. No good options. No good news.
And voting on anything more than the strictly local community level hasn't worked in over two decades.
It's nothing but a long, slow slide to the inevitable financial collapse at this point, and I don't want my nose rubbed in it.
Why do you think I come here? Need that escapism.
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>>5468872
You win
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>>5469185
Jesus, I don't think I've never seen a sticky that's as fast as the one on /pol/ right now.
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>>5468883
>>5469055
Well, does that mean Jack Savage can totally be a spy without invalidating Judy's accomplishments so long as he's from a primarily rabbit populated nation?
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>>5468345
I full screened this pic of zebras triple penetrating a lion and my dad walked in. I pulled up a screen in front of it but it wasn't full screened. Thankfully all he saw was like the base of a horse dick I think. I want to believe that he didn't see it as horse cock in gay furry porn so I do.
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>not american
>politics gonna hog everyone's attention
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Why has Percy's sister still not received a creampie from the polecat ffffffffffUCK
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>>5469264
My computer is shitting itself like its never shit itself before
Lauren visits /mlp/?
Fine.
Ferguson?
Fine.
Baltimore?
Fine.
Kek Rising?
Wh y i s t hi ss o l [connection error]
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>>5469074
Where is this from?
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>>5469273
Spy work is a lot less exciting than the movies make it out to be. Jack's day probably begins and ends in front of a computer.
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>>5469055
I find it interesting that Judy is also referred to as the "first police academy graduate" via the Mammal Inclusion Initiative. Assuming the MII meant that all mammals have equal chance of employment, I find it strange that Judy is the first successful non-megafauna mammal to take advantage of it for getting into the ZPD.
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>>5469107
Perfectly fair. I hope you draw more in general.
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>>5469284
That's not so bad.

My dad walked in on me fapping to a picture of a dragon being fucked by some kind of blob creature with tentacles all over the place.

And I definitely did not minimize the screen fast enough for him to not see it.

Thankfully all he said was "Oh, I guess I should have knocked." And from that day forward, he ALWAYS knocks before coming into my room.
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>>5469228
They do every so often, but then a couple of warrens get destroyed, burned down, what have you... And the remaining ones kinda crumble.

Even now, when they've got modern technology, the bunnies keep acting like their warren is the entire world and everything outside of it is hostile territory.
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>>5469310
https://twitter.com/Deadline/status/780449402615832576
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>>5469273
The problem is that Jack is never a small spy or whatever, he's always top of the top walking around with gadgets and sunglasses like he just walked off a 007 movie.

I honestly understand people are trying to make him work but I prefer to just put him in and ignore the "fucks up judy achievements" and be done with it.
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Finally got some time to do some doodles. Would anyone like to request some comf sleepy doodles?
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>>5469355
Ahh.

Bunnies are from Kansas City.
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>>5469376
i want sleepy chief bogo.
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>>5468831
Wait.
Can the people of Zootopia even clap?
I mean, our hands are bare skin and in a particular shape, but they have fur, and some don't even have pawpads.
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>>5469376
this please? >>5468898
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>>5469293
>leader of the free world being chosen
>a CEO and a zombie
>who cares
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>>5469376
Jack and Sky(e) snuggling
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>>5469376
Nick with a super floofy winter coat
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>>5469273
I don't see why not.
Besides, spy != cop.
I never had any issue with the idea of Jack Savage, Secret Agent. It was what the community -DID- with him that I didn't like. They turned him into some kind of freakish supercuck, simultaneously amazing and boring as fuck, with all the depth of the two-dimensional screen he was appearing on.
I'd love to see a skilled writer's take on the idea of a rabbit secret agent in the world of Zootopia. It's such a huge, diverse place with so many possibilities that it could go damn near anywhere.
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>>5469376
Travis and Gideon snuggle sleeping on the couch with the tv left on?
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>>5469370
You could have him come on the scene years after Judy did
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>>5469432
Wow, Gideon looks great after a haircut.
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>>5469376
finnick in a dress
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>>5469365
http://deadline.com/2016/09/zootopia-presidential-debates-oscar-political-1201825939/

>So it shouldn’t be too surprising that there is one movie trying to tie itself directly into tonight’s debate (Deadline will be live-blogging the Clinton-Trump faceoff). But who knew it would come from Disney? The studio’s animated smash Zootopia is throwing a debate-watching party tonight at the Sunset Tower. The filmmakers won’t be on hand campaigning, I’m told, but Disney has invited members of different awards groups including the Broadcast Film Critics Association and the Hollywood Foreign Press Assocaition to join in the festivities. The invite — which features a donkey character from the film dressed up as Clinton (repping the Democrats) and an elephant dressed as Trump (repping the GOP) — quotes political strategist Mike Murphy predicting of the debate that “It’s going to be a zoo!” One person involved with the film said that quote “cemented” the reasoning for this viewing party, tying it directly to the film’s title as well as its themes. There’s also a critic’s quote on the invite saying, “Election year makes dysfunctional politics of Zootopia ring truer.” The reasoning for the tie-in event is further explained by stating this is all “in keeping with this year’s Zootopia celebration and our collective truth-is-stranger-than-fiction political narrative.”

I didn't see this coming. I thought Disney would shy away from the politics of the film but here they are doubling down. At least they chose to do it in the vaguest way possible.
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>>5469376
I miiight go to hell for this, but...

Nick and Judy and Skye in a big cuddle on the couch, falling asleep together in the glow of the television.

Judy now has -TWO- floofy fox tails she can snuggle into.
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>>5469130
>>/pol/ shitposting is breaking the site
Deep down inside, we always knew it would end this way.
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>>5469370
Honestly the easiest way to include Jack in the quickest fashion, have him be a fucking secret spy that no one knows about. Not any of this "oh he is a symbol for rabbits everywhere" shit. That way his existence doesn't contradict all the bias Judy went through, because no one knew this guy existed.

>>5469376
Sleepy Mr. Manches in his rainforest jungle house?

>>5469433
Basically this, Jack Savage is rarely his own character and more of a plot devices used to create tension in WildeHopps. Honestly he is basically an OC with a solid character design and the trait of being a spy, you can do so much with him rather than cucking. Nick and Jack as agent partners, Jack and Skye on adventures. Maybe put him in a younger or older Zootopia, partners with Nick's father.
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>>5469618
>Basically this, Jack Savage is rarely his own character and more of a plot devices used to create tension in WildeHopps. Honestly he is basically an OC with a solid character design and the trait of being a spy, you can do so much with him rather than cucking. Nick and Jack as agent partners, Jack and Skye on adventures. Maybe put him in a younger or older Zootopia, partners with Nick's father.

Jack AS Nick's father. John Wilde was his sassy gay best friend who stepped in to divert Zooviet spy attention away from Jack's family.
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happy doggo.
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>>5469618
I don't like "nobody knows" because it still goes with bunny can do spy shit (which going by what people think spy work is, he's a fucking monster). Judy barely can do cop shit as well as other bigger mammals and most of the tests she cheated through (jumping over other mammals, for instance). Basically reminds me of an old shitpost green where Judy says "Yep! He did a lot more than me while being a bunny! My achievement is a fucking joke and while I struggled to join the force while he was already a superspy for a decade! It's probably because I'm a woman!". The thought of Judy being an achiever because she became the first bunny cop in zootopia is fucking hilarious in the same universe as Jack.

I'm fine with people wanting to gut the whole universe to justify adding new OCs, but for me it's the same level of Snakes or Monkeys or whatever.
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>>5469765
Seeing happy doggo makes me happy
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>>5469618
>Basically this, Jack Savage is rarely his own character and more of a plot devices used to create tension in WildeHopps. Honestly he is basically an OC with a solid character design and the trait of being a spy, you can do so much with him rather than cucking. Nick and Jack as agent partners, Jack and Skye on adventures. Maybe put him in a younger or older Zootopia, partners with Nick's father.

Jack and Skye on adventures, aided by Nick's father who's like Q to them, supplying gadgets and support. Jack's the shooter, Skye's the hacker. Have them involved in international intrigue, and responsible for saving Zootopia from criminal masterminds and terrorists.
Nick's dad was never a tailor - that's his cover. And the tailoring shop is the front for an underground lab and bunker where the various weapons and spy gadgets are developed and tested.
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>>5469402
hh tried to make the plush look like gazelle.
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>Hear ye, hear ye, court is now in session!

>Would the defendant please take to the stand?
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>>5469843
>Jordan basketball grip
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>>5469869
>VRbit, you are being charged with vagrancy, indecency, fraud, destruction of property, and the first degree murder of the bear Blear.

>Do you have anything to say on your defense?
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>>5469843
just look at that grumpy sleepy bogo.

the plush is a great touch.
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>>5469917
I do...

but first--
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>>5469934
BUT FIRST, YOU GOTTA PRAISE THE SUN!!!
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>>5469843
OMG, Bogo sleeps with a plushie.
This is fucking PERFECT.
Can you imagine if anyone on the force found out?
Although it'd probably be like that hula-hooping one - no one would ever believe it.
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>>5469934
by all means we are waiting.
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>>5469962
SUNE?
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>>5469934
New blind read through!

Nick's got a problem: a bunny's knocking at his door, dying to see him. However, its not Judy! Is Nick going to be able to continue helping Jack through his Pastor addiction? Will Jack realize what he's doing to Nick? Will Judy understand? Find out in Savage and the Savage, chapter 5, by Grizzlyfag!

Text here:
http://pastebin.com/zmPnvLpD

Blind read through here:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/savage-and-the-savage-ch-5

>>5469962
That's a good idea! I bet that's going to go over well with the jury!

...That is, if I can raise my arms above the podium...

Ah hell that's way too much effort to do in Gimp.

>>5469995
You're the prosecuting attorney?!

Oh I'm so fucked.
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>>5469995
Objection!

How can it be first degree murder if the bear had third degree burns!

This doesn't add up!
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>>5470019
Just give him a boot to the head!
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>>5470019
Your honor, this "blind read through" was not in evidece

We move to strike it from the record and that it be thrown out of court.
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>>5468872
>The viridian SUV trudged along the sands of the Savanna District. Within the cabin, two figures preparing for their upcoming assignment
>A striped rabbit sat in the passenger seat, oiling a silenced Beretta type 92F with an attached silencer
>With a loud *Click*, the lapin cleared the weapon, eliciting a flinch and a slight glare from his driver
>"Jack Savage," Said the feminine arctic fox beside him."You couldn't have done that before we left?"
>Jack looked at her with a predatory grin
>"My dear agent Skye," He responded, sweetly. "If I didn't check everything right up to the last minute, well, then what kind of field agent would I be."
>Skye stared at him distainfully.
>"If you had followed your own advice last night, maybe we could have had a little more fun than we did."
>Savages ears snapped up, and his blue eyes widened in sunrise, and slight offence.
>Jack routinely forgot about Skye's barbed tongue, especially considering what it had been doing to his groin the night before
>"Fair enough," he grumbled. "Let's get this assignment over with. Who's the mark?"
>Skye gave him a victorious grin, and tossed a dossier onto his lap
>Jack opened the Manila folder, uncovering a photo of a razorback boar. "Terry Schwein" was printed in bold letters under the photo
>"Money laundering, suspect gang involvement, class A drug trafficking, suspected murder, human trafficking... Damn... He's a little go-getter isn't he?"
>"That's putting it lightly," Sky responded, blue eyes narrowing in anticipation.
>"The fact that we aren't allowed to actually arrest the bastard is the worst part." He said. "Just doing some recon isn't going to help."
>Agent Skye pulled the vehicle under an underpass, put it in park, and killed the engine
>"Let's get as much Intel on this fucker as we can and get it to HQ." Quipped Skye, exiting the vehicle and stepping toward the trunk
>"Agreed." Said Jack, following her toward the back

Continue?
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>>5470040
I hope he calls Blear's decapitated body to the stand!
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>>5470040
Well, what if VRbit is a second degree dan?
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>>5470082
Yes please do continue
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>>5470080
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8297926
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>>5469828
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>>5470019
comicanon, do you wanna fuck? I live about 20 minutes away from you.
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>>5470194
You know he's a bun right? Might as well ask him if he likes to breath air.
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I did this instead of the gesture.

>>5470040
You should be my defense!

>>5470052
Shoes aren't in Zootopia, silly.

>>5470080
Well... okay. Did an alt+shift+5 on the picture... Does that help my case?

>>5470194
If by 'fuck' you mean 'go to Disneyland or the NHM or a cool yet casual restaurant and have a great time talking about fics and Zootopia and stuff', then sure!
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>>5470216
stop your bun shaming
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>>5470246
how about Starbucks, because I'm poor?
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>>5470287
Hey, no shame in loving dick. Especially pred dick at that.
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>>5470288
I could do coffee!
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>>5470163
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8297927

>>5470246
>Well... okay. Did an alt+shift+5 on the picture... Does that help my case?

your honor, the defendant is making fun of this court with his hijinks, please instruct him to refrain from such behaivor while in court.
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>>5470288
>Poor
>Chooses the most overrated and expensive coffee there is.
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>>5469568
There is NO reason why comfy like this can't exist, except by fault of an imperfect world. Pangloss was wrong.

>>5470246
How can shoes be real if Zootopia isn't real?

Also hi Comic! Have you checked out the debate parties in AltspaceVR and VRchat?
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>>5470365
do you have a telegram?
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>>5469811
That is where the abilities of a bunny spy need to be defined, I would like to think Jack would be similar to Nick where he used wits and blending in more than Judy's more physical approach. The issue is that people want to make Jack into something beyond a super bunny, that he could take out countries on his own. He needs the same limitation as Judy.

>>5470082
>human trafficking...
I'm sorry?

>>5469841
This so much. This would be great.
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Coffee is gross.
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Hey,

Stu Fox with an early TT submission simply titled Judy and Kii's Date Night (warning: lewd!):

http://pastebin.com/FEzNu4Ks
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>>5470442
You're gross.
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>>5470442
Ur mum is gross
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>>5470477
I disagree. I shower every day and am pretty attractive.
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>>5470442
True.
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I'm trying to cut back, because I drink way, way too much coffee.
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>>5470428
What I'd really like to see is stuff that's less James Bond and more Austin Powers.
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>>5470194
>fucking anyone from 4chan

I cannot imagine a more unpleasant social experience.
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>>5470502
>pretty attractive.
You're on /trash/
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>>5470368
Hey! I'm taking this super seriously! In fact, I care so much about my defense that I chose to be my own attorney, DESPITE everyone telling me not to!

>>5470369
Well I was going to suggest Intelligensia or Verve or Blue Bottle because I wanna keep my promise to that anon about taking coffee seriously, but I didn't want to say that in the thread in case a billion people show up and some of them want to kill me.

But if I say three, then there's less of a chance I'll be found and skinned alive!

>>5470374
Naw. Been working on the game and doing blind read through stuff and restructuring our burndown charts. We got info from the headset manufacturers, and now our release date has shifted.

I keep up with politics by reading the Economist. I don't want to watch spin happen live.
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>>5470527
Attractive people can go to /trash/

Have you already forgotten about cook anon?

Shame I don't have his picture saved.
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>>5470466
posting judy with pads should be a bannable offense
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>>5470502
But you hate coffee, and are therefore gross.
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>>5470520
Cutting back is for pussies.
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>>5470246
Hold it!

Shoes do exist in Zootopia! I present to the court this piece of evidence!

>>5470368
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8297952
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>>5470521
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>>5470442
Coffee doesn't always taste like black poison or Starbucks lattes.

>Inb4 "So I just haven't tried 'good coffee?'"

Good coffee is whatever someone personally enjoys. What I'm saying is that some /doesn't taste like coffee at all./ You can get all kinds of weird shit in a cup.
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>>5470521
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>>5470442
I wanna do Don't Jackal
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>>5470548
>hate gross drink
>refuse to ingest gross drink into my body
>this makes me gross

???
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>>5470566
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>>5470442
This is true, yet I drink like 1-2 cups a day anyway.
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>>5470589
>These are my bunnies. I have to keep them separate.
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>>5470442
I like coffee but it destroys my stomach hard. Stress drinking it to pull all nighters is dangerous.
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>>5470585
Coffee is the gift of the god themselves! Without it civilization would crumble!

That or we'd all start drinking tea, but only the Russians do that one right.
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>>5470616
Nick as Jack and Judy's long suffering single father when?
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>>5470559
Oh sweet cheese and crackers, why did I put everything on that as my defense... I really should have read the wikipedia page for 'defense attorney' more thoroughly...

>>5470418
I dunno what a telegram is!
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Butterfly

>>5470648
>>5470648
>>5470648
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>>5470466
Judy x OC?
Pawpads reee?
It's like you want to be ostracized and lynched.
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>>5470665
in the sky?
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>>5470675
I can fly twice as high?
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>>5470665
While I love gay edition, maybe try a fresher op pic or something next time? Wasn't that from like 2 or 3 threads ago?
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>>5470539
>reading instead of watching the clown show that television news media has become

Mah cutie.
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>>5470675
NO IT'S NOT IN THE SKY YOU STUPID GOOGLE
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>>5470672
>Judy x OC?

Huh? Kii Catano was drawn by Bryon as concept art.

Sorry about the pawpads, 'tho.
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>>5470720
>Bryon

Fucking hell -- Byron.
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>>5470702
Shit, you're right.
Want me to try changing that now?
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>>5470717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQfiWFwVF8M

....but it is?
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>>5470753
It's too late. Live with your sins.
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>>5470753
Eh, its fine, just next time I guess.
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>>5470720
Oh, lesbians?
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>>5470774
buttfly is ded
rip in f buttfly
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>>5470559
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8297965

we will also ask this person to refrain for further comment. the defendant has already choosen to be his own lawyer and he should be the one talking.
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>>5470659
comic, how long you gonna be on for? A good while?
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>>5470826
Looking at the time, I actually need to cook some food before a meeting tonight.

I'll be online later tonight, though! Probably after 9:30 or 10 PST.
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>>5470794
>Oh, lesbians?

The same!
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>>5470872
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>>5470545
He's dead, isn't he?
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>>5470889
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>>5469414
took a little time but it was fun. Thanks for the request!
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>>5470907
new reaction get
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>>5470928
not enough buns
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>>5470965
I really like stranger dad's stuff
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>>5470082

FUCK!! I just realized that I wrote 'Human' instead of 'mammalian' trafficking, fuck me in the mouth godfuckingdammit.

>Opening the trunk, Sky revealed the KIT they had been allotted for the mission
>Two bulletproof vests, miniature binoculars, bugs, and two flash bang grenades
>And of course, Skye's personal weapon, a silenced MP-446 Viking
>She ejected the magazine, racked the slide, and cleared the weapon in one swift, fluid motion. A motion that could only come through rigorous drills and training.
>Jack slipped on his bulletproof vest, his ears springing up as the collar passed their base
>Putting on a white, short sleeved, button up shirt to cover the vest, he took a moment to marvel at just how awful the heat was.
>Looking over at Skye, who was panting slightly, he assumed that she must have thought the same
>"Alright," Skye began. "We go into the warehouse, sneak our way to as many vantage spots and rooms as we can, place cameras in the open areas, bugs in the enclosed ones, take photos, make our way out, and regroup here to observe."
>"They want us to get as much Intel on Schwein as we can, and if we feel as though we have enough evidence to warrant an arrest, we call for backup, and stick back as the ZPD handles it."
>Jack snorted. The ZPD would go in and make a massive mess of things should they be called out.
>The ZIA should have just authorized an assassination and sent the two of them in to be done with Schwein and all the problems he would cause
>But Jack was nothing if not a loyal agent
>He and Skye would get this finished without the slightest of hiccups


I'm going to be uploading smaller sized green texts from now on. 4chan just ate my last textpost and I figure it's safer this way.
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>>5470928
ahhhhh! Thanks!
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>>5471025
literally who
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>>5470428
Whoopsie. I should do a bit more editing on these damn things
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>>5471066
I dont know
but i kinda want to now
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>>5471025
well, I know Mindy is a roommate of Alec-meerkat.
Who that Zeha?
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>>5470539
Do you have any Peet's Coffee shops in your area? They're not bad, and cheaper than Starbuck's.
Their breakfast roast is my favorite.
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>>5471025
This a new?
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ONE MORE IP
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>>5471580
Butts
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>>5471025
>tfw alec id didgorb egglusev
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>>5471580
Meh



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