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Zootopia General: More gay shit Edition

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Jerboas are cute! CUTE!
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>>5451784
tiwtlll
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>>5451876
>I have nostalgia for pussy that i've never touched
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Nick's character is more tragic if hes gay
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>>5451929
Is there more of her?
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>>5451929
I cant believe rose is ded
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>>5451929
who the hell is that
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Because i liked the discussion this stirred up, repost:

Militarily speaking, what was the strongest species/kingdom in the early medieval period of Zootopia?
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repostan
>>5450315
>can't do first time

>sudden emotional fuckery

>doesn't like being touched

>emotional hangups on sex

I was planning on saying percy got raped as a joke but jesus that poor fucker got raped
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>>5451974
>>5451975
>>5451987
SHES NOT DEAD
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>>5451999
>them trips

Whatever you said the Byzantines were.
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>>5451949
Byron pls

>>5451974
>>5451987
some anon's girlfriend
he posted their tumblr but, rup me, i forgot to save the link
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>>5451873
The fact of the matter is you're biased. You believe size and tactics mean everything but your imagination is so shit you can't even imagine the tactics that mice or other rodents could employ.

By your logic ants shouldn't be able to dominate the way they do in nature in the face of larger insects but they do because their ability to swarm is that good.

Mr. Weasel's stomping on 2 or 3 mice while 5 or 6 are climbing up his body and shanking or poisoning him.

Mr. Otter's stuck trying to get into fortified cave that can produce it's own food and has it's own farm land inside WHILE being heavily defended.

Mr. Badgers called all his big mammal friends to help him but gee golly the mice have big mammal friends too.

It's not as one sided as you want to pretend.
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>>5452048
>Byron pls
I cant wait til he declares Nick is gay and that he is actually his husband
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>>5452048
>some anon's girlfriend
im out of the loop, its not actually rose is it?
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>>5452016

which is why I was planning on saying it as a joke but the "I can't show percy's canon first time" thing is more evidence

or maybe he's just a virgin

doesn't explain how he went from a normal kid to being Percy though
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>>5451922
>Not pictured: The crater that resulted from the physical contact which vaporized them both
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>>5452091
It's Bunanon
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>>5452091
no it's chumpy
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>>5451999
Squirrels, obviously.
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>>5452124
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>>5452091
He's Weaver
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God, Rose is kinda a bitch. Can't even make a joke with her around, Jackal makes a >current year joke and this happens.
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>>5452165
Jackal stop being a fucking cunt
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>>5452165
>no context


this is able to be questioned
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>>5451999

Technically speaking, the badgers of Salamandastron were the strongest, but the most noted/respected were the goodbeasts of Redwall.

It might be hard to fathom now, but the age of swords and shields was also the age of extreme superstition. Due to the near supernatural luck surrounding invasions of Redwall Abbey by increasingly large predators and their armies, word eventually reached those who could easily literally squash Redwall Abbey under heel. Logically, the predatory kingdoms knew that Redwall Abbey by itself wasn't a threat, but the superstitious predators feared the stories of Martin the Warrior, while the practical predators feared the Redwall alliance with the badgers of Salamandastron, who were well known for being fucking crazy and going savage.
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>>5452165
Fighting like this is why we need Hillary.
Hillary 2016, because it's the only morally correct thing to do.
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>>5452091
>>5452114
I can't believe chrimbo is dead
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>>5452176
>>5452177
Here's the joke he made.
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Dumping recent greens
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>>5452199
You, you I like
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>>5452220
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>>5452025
>Byzantines
>Military
What the hell are you smoking, buddy
Byzantines were all about diplomacy
They had mastered the art of collapsing slowly, so that no generation ever realized the empire was in decline its entire existence
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>>5452219
fuck off glasses.
get back to discord and stop trying to start shit in the thread.
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>>5451922
>matter meets antimatter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGwZOrIK840
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>>5452199
Not too mention the incredible feasts they were always having.
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>>5452244
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>>5452199
A famous myth of the badgers of Salamandastron that the only way to tame them during a blood rage was through over sexual exertion, which was the real reason why the Long Patrol was mostly Hares and Rabbits

For only they would have the sexual stamina to calm their warp spasming masters.
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>>5452128
A great military tradition, but the advent of poison gasses in warfare really put the days of The Abbey behind us.
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Hey guys! ColonCapitalT here. I just wanted to let you know I will have time tomorrow to draw at most two things, so if you want anything (not lewd), I'll pick the two best, and do my best to get it done.
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>>5452219
But he's right, its almost 2017, people, we need to legally acknowledge at least 8 more genders.
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>>5452260
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>>5452240
>>5452219
>>5452204
>>5452177
>>5452176
>>5452273
SEKTRI CLUB YOU GUYS
WE GOTTA DEFEND ROSE
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>>5452219
still no context

>muh goalpost moving

show the post he's responding to and 5 before that
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png at source

http://thewinterbunny.deviantart.com/art/Stars-And-Paw-Rubs-636581293
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>>5452219
>posting discord in the thread
it's like you WANT the discord/thread to split and be toxic to one another

I mean, I hate the concept of skype/discord/whateverthefuck groups, but you're being autistic
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>>5452165
thank u
discord
spy
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Reposting for the new thread!


A fox and a bunny meet up with a fox and a bunny. Two foxes pair up with two bunnies. However, its not the same foxes! Or the same bunnies-- whatever floats your stoat. Will Nick be a suitable replacement for Skye? Will Judy be able to match up with Jack? What is that sofa made of? Because that sofa is probably going to need dry cleaning! Find out in Fox Swap, by anonymous!

Text here:
http://pastebin.com/WEtB0ABV

Blind read through here:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/fox-swap

How's everyone doing today? Have a comfy weekend?
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>>5452048
http://hawkstrips.tumblr.com/
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>>5452301
>>5452299
>>5452289
FUCKING ELITIST SCUM
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>>5452270
Everyone knows that rodents are the masters of chemical and biological warfare.
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>>5452270
>Redwallposting
my nigga
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>>5452286
*grabs my fedora helmet*
M'lady needs me! I'll protect her from these mysoginerd furries!
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>>5452165
Why are you bringing discord shit into the threads
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>>5452327
>>5452303
>>5452301
>>5452331
>>5452330
>>5452295
>>5452294
>>5452272
WEAVER IS A DEGENERATE
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>>5452299
if we all gang up on this one shitstarter, war can be averted


I love you discord

please lemme suck your dicks

(now that I read that it sounds like I'm sarcastically shitting on discord but I'm not )

>>5452327
fuck off retard

where's spideyposter when we need him?
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>>5452303
I'm doing okay! After a month of upgrading hardware, installing drivers, and moving things around I have my Oculus running pretty much perfectly. So now instead of using it I'm procrastinating on /trash/! Other than that, things are going pretty well.

How are things with you?
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Nick is adorable and more people need to realize this
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>>5452063
>Shanking him
Good luck having a mouse generate enough strength to force a blade deep enough to penetrate anything vital
>Poisoning
Viable
>Underground area that can produce it's own food
If this is still ancient times before the species of the movie unified, then good luck growing anything without sunlight
>All the mice have friends
Again, I thought this was a war scenario between rodents and mustelids. Why are you bringing other species into this?

A swarm depends on numbers.
Ants dominate because they can eat the losses as if they were a drop in the ocean. Ants can also taken down prey much larger than them because of these numbers--you can't stab the ocean and expect to win.

By contrast, there has never been a rodent colony in history that numbered more than a few thousand--sewers of cities spring to mind.

But again, if we're saying rodents have adapted to live together and operate together, than so too have mustelids.

I don't know why you're so upset about this. It's like asking 500 housecats to kill 50 wildebeests. It just doesn't happen if they are both as technologically advanced as the other.
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>>5452353
>where's spidey
Who do you think is capping stuff?
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>Discord caps being dumped in the thread to start shit
>The Skype The Skype The Skype The Skype

guys I fucking fled /5N@F/ to avoid this shit, don't start doing it here too
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>>5452305
Everyone suck this man's dick
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>>5452350
Weaver should post LPS starting a communist club to overthrow humanity after watching Zootopia
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>>5452199
>implying that all tube dudes are evil

Have you forgotten about our common enemy, little squeaker?

Gas the hoofers! Race war now!
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Anyone want me to continue that Finnick cheers up Nick greentext story I've been working on?

Also, I should start going by a name or some shit if I'm going to keep writing here
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>>5452391
yes!
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>>5452381
we should make a facebook group chat
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>>5451718
>>5451689

I'm writing a few stories. maybe next time.
(don't tell comicanon i'm here, he's gonna throw bees at me)
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>>5452391
finish it
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>>5452350
This just in! Weaver a professional cuckold?????
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>>5452406
>That link
POST IT NERDS
I DARE YOU
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Discord poster. I give up. Bye.
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>>5452350
i can't fucking believe weaver would do this to us
fucking unbelievable honestly
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>>5452425
holy shit you use the light theme maybe just kill yourself senpai?
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>>5452381
/vg/ attempts to make Steam groups have always resulted in fucking disasters, proving that offsite communities will always result in toxicity.
The regular threads remain anonymous shitposting, the content creators and the ass-kissers move to the named place to be attention-whoring faggots, which eventually dies when they never get any substantial feedback or they have dick-waving wars.
Unless, of course, there aren't content creators, then it's just ass-kissers that follow the mods of the steam group and shitpost in the thread until the regulars leave, resulting in fantastic generals like /gsg/.
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Yo, when was the last time that chumpy was around, or in the discord? Is he doing alright?
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>>5452517
he's an arrogant cunt bitter at the world for getting kicked out of the military.
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>>5452517
Ded
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>>5452441
Yes, I see now. It all makes perfect sense!

Tits are overrated!
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>>5452517
he is in weaver's basement surviving on cum and dust bunnies
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>>5452526
>>5452530
Wait, seriously? He's not even in discord anymore? What happened?
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>>5452517
rest in piece bore
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>>5452526
>getting kicked out of the Coast Guard
How the fuck did he manage that
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>size difference is your fetish
>Zootopia forces the issue of all the animals being different sizes
>most of the porn is solely Judy / Nick scale, which isn't hugely different
GIVE ME

ZOOTOPIA

SIZE DIFFERENCE

PORN
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>>5452237
>what is the theme system
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>>5452517
He left the Zootopia fandom when the Discord said his scat fetish was gross.

He should be in the Steven Unvierse threads
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Is there no comf? I had a shitty day and I came home to this. Can we please not do this? I can't deal right now.
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>>5452569
Hurt his leg
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>>5452303
You make me feel good, Comic.
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>>5452421
Alrighty. I warn you though, I'm getting increasingly drunk as the night wears on. I know how this one is going to end, but not how I'm going to get there.

Let's have some fun.
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You better be posting what you're listening to, fellas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiu-hAIHMDQ
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>>5452569
Dropped an entire bunk bed on his foot
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>>5452569
I think he broke his ankle or something.
Which is weird because I knew guys that broke something or other while in the Navy and they were simply held in Separations until they healed and then were placed in with another class, maybe they were placed back a month in training but they still got to stay in. I guess the Coast Guard is different.
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>>5452571
>cute animals is your fetish
>none of the OCs are cute
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>>5452604
I'm on a piano binge for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TTSNreZt50
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>>5452604
https://soundcloud.com/kylefromthefuture/16-the-machines-are-coming?in=kylefromthefuture/sets/human-resource-machine-soundtrack
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>>5452350
>>5452406
Weaver is a nice person who writes awesome fics and draws big eyebrows on Remmy.

>>5452590
You make me feel good, too, anon! Consider yourself hugged.

>>5452362
I'm glad to hear you got it working! What games you playing on it?

Things are going well for me! In fact, I h̶a̶d̶ ̶e̶n̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶t̶e̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶V̶R̶b̶i̶t̶ ̶a̶d̶v̶e̶n̶t̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶c̶r̶a̶p̶ ̶found all these comfy books scattered around here!

Man, they're super comfy! Although there was also a few copies of Mein Kampf and The Community Manifesto...

Seems like there's a trail of comfy stuff... I better follow it! I sure do love comfy!
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>>5452569
I thought he broke his foot during a training exercise and was forced home. He said it'd be another year before he could try again. Right?

>>5452581
I remember the uproar he did when the cracked down on the rules over there, but did he seriously leave the fandom for good just to make a freaking stand?
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>>5452604
https://youtu.be/V-c8J7lnMrw
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>>5452588
>>5452607
>>5452614
Shouldn't that be an honorable medical discharge, though?
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>>5452622
who is calvin

who is charlie

who is marty

who is percy

who is desmond


who is bunanon
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>>5452604
U got it family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDaDawR-UaU
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>>5452622
False
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>>5452362
Could have spent that month buying a vive.
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>>5452571
At this point I don't even necessarily want porn, I just want cool stuff involving size difference in general. Like a bunner riding in someone's pocket or hood, or mice riding on someone's horns, or something.
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>>5450465
>when you gonna bring a girl home
I know that feel all too well, and not for the same reason.
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>>5452604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlFMVzo9zuE
Im fuckin gay
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>>5452662
desmond and molly are overrated trash

>>5452665
see, now this just looks disturbing
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>>5452374
Not all rodents are mice.

Also, meat is much more dangerous and harder to get than food you can grow. An agrarian society of rodents would spend less time and mammalpower trying to feed itsself and would have more people thinking up clever shit, building shit, training it's military, manufacturing weapons, and all sorts of other shit that people who are scraping by just trying to have enough to eat can't do.
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>>5452582
No

but look at this lion
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>>5452665
I like to imagine Percy getting pressured into kissing and fucking his bullies in high school.

Since he doesn't want anyone to find out he's gay he doesn't tell anyone while he's used and abused by his bullies who use him to vent

But it's weird because the bullies while typical bullies are actually tender during these instances and even start trying to get Percy to come out, which just fucks with Percy's head even more.
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>>5452692
This is true, large scale agriculture is what enabled man to pursue civilization, society, invention, etc.
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>>5452662
what's with the gap between desmond and bunanon
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>>5452649
A combination of Dimensional, Bigscreen, and Redout. I beat Damaged Core the day it came out. Fuck that game is fun!

>Trail of comfy stuff.

Are you sure that isn't a trap of some kind? They still haven't caught the thread assassin...
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>>5452717
>saw Secondhand Lions last week
>anon posts a lion
STOP
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>>5452571
Size difference is the best fetish.

It becomes even bester when combined with paws.
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>>5452688
Ayyyy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyJguuedzZ0
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>>5452664
>People will eventually forget that this is real.

>>5452670
But Touch is coming out soon! And I don't have a big enough space for roomscale, even though I really love it.
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>>5452743
>She died defending her cub.
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>>5452692
Don't forget : They could team up with BATS in exchange for the rodents doing agriculture to help keep them fed. How do the weasels fucking handle flaming death from the skies?
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>>5452614
Strange, I knew a fella who injured his eye one year, and when I returned to the base the next he was still on PAT platoon, still in, and was about to get his eyepatch taken off so he could return to training.

I'm Canadian though, so it may be different up north.
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>>5452124
>>5452135
Did the lambs stop screaming, Judy? I hope my nephews stayed quiet.
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>>5452604
It's payday fellas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOCRixArZTU
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>>5452728
>Bullying small gay mammals in a sexual manner

Yes please.
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>>5452656
A discharge is only honorable or dishonorable if you've been in long enough for the military/CG to have an opinion on your service. If you've been infor a while and then you get fucked over by some disabling injury, then it's honorable. but if you're still in training and you get fucked over, it's just a general medical separation.
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>>5452649
Ah man, from comfy books to comfy fruits! That's great to see, because just after the end of the Rainforest District I see a trail of comfy unhealthy snacks.

In a way, I'm glad that I spent about a month eating nothing but crayons and coffee, because eating food I find on the floor doesn't feel that shameful!

>>5452737
Nice selection! Any games in particular you're looking forward to in the future?

And the Thread Assassin isn't going after me anymore-- she's trying to kill Canidae! Man, Canidae's a lucky gal... and if Thread Assassin succeeds in murdering her, that'll be a huge step up in her career!
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>>5452770
Fact: Tiny rodents are best for sexual.
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>>5452692
for the record badgers and wolverines are also classified as mustelids

good luck, mr. capybara
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>>5452691
>see, now this just looks disturbing
I can see that yeah.

>>5452728
>>5452835
As weird is this sounds, that'd be an interesting read.

I actually have been working on conceptualizing one of the bullies, since I'll need them for a few mini-comics I'd like to do in the future.
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>>5452842
Oh, so he was still in boot camp when it happened? Then he technically wasn't even in the military, since you're not actually a soldier/sailor/whatever until you graduate.
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>>5452892
Jerboas are lewd! LEWD!
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>>5451999
I vote on the Wolves of the Romawn Empire
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>>5452604
This one's for VRbit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoLI9FHmV90
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>>5452761
FUCK YOU
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>>5452901
>badgers and wolverines

With weapons, tactics, and coordination their natural badassery won't matter much.
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>Rodent warfare involves Insect Husbandry
>Dangerous strains of ants
>Dangerous strains of bees
>Locusts for eating crops
>Ticks, Lice, and Fleas all carrying the blood of specifically diseased rodents who are giving their lives so that these creatures can spread among the the larger mammals

>Specifically bred at times by Bug Ranchers to be unleashed on certain kingdoms
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>>5452957
I'm trying to make it less sad by reminding you. Remember the story is about Haley Joel Osment growing up.

>For the first time in a long time, she was a real lioness again.
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>>5452691
YOU'RE overrated trash.
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>>5452604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9ES2rmibvA
Been on a kick of these guys ever since I remembered "Only Gay Eskimo" existed
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>>5451949
why?
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>>5452928
>Rome
>Middle Evil
Stop

>>5451999
If you base it on real life, it'd be constantly shifting between the major players of England, France, and whatever muslims there were.
But of course, militarily, nothing could really match the Mongols, and religion ensured The Pope held more power over most kings.
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>>5452861
Thanks! I'm really excited for SUPERHOT, Killing Floor, Bridge Crew, all the Vive ports like Raw Data, Dead and Buried... It would probably be faster to list the games I'm not excited for! I'm also really hopeful that some PSVR games will be ported too. Sony has done a great job making sure it isn't low on launch titles. They're coming out swinging in terms of quality.

It's good to know someone isn't trying to murder you anymore. I guess you just came across a trail of free food and books!
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>>5452691
>desmond and molly are overrated trash
where do you think you are?

>>5453009
>Stop
never
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If anyone from ZTG census is still up, I'd like to request an update to profile http://ztgcensus.tumblr.com/post/150810814054/not-an-artist-name-dimitri-lisavich-species

One of our artists was kind enough to draw this wonderful picture my zoosona.

Thank you.
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>>5453009
>The Pope
Boy I hear you talkin shit
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>>5452985
She wasn't the only lion though. There were two more that died as real lions.
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>waiting all day for friend to download DS2 so we can play
>download time finally passes, we skype to play
>turns out he fucked up and somehow paused the download, it's still only at like 12%
fukin hell, RIP jolly cooperation
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>>5452984
Fact, rodents were the first to domesticate non-mammals.

Good luck getting near a burrow guarded by trained birds of prey.
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>>5453069
>Martin Luther
>Medieval
Why are anons so shit with history?

Also I forgot about MILANESE FUCKING SHITS
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>>5452861
Well, now I know why there was a trail of comfy things to wear when its cold-- the trail has taken me to Tundra Town! Man, this is almost like Beav's vacation! Except I put far less effort into making these pictures!

All this ice cream: its too bad Canidae isn't here! It'd be lovely to share-

-oh... sharing sweets... Canidae...

Hmm, maybe its better that Canidae isn't here.

>>5452935
Thanks for the song!

...to clarify, are you touching yourself? Because I don't do that during the recordings.

>>5453023
SUPERHOT for VR is going to be very cool. Definitely looking at PSVR for some real breakouts!

>>5453046
Hello Solaire! How's the sun today?
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>>5453093
context for this meme?
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>>5452385
yes sir!
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https://mega.nz/#!w1BGRZ5B!r8jcOrKd_iX_Bg7EcR6YbT5o825mBWFOnx_zskVPYvM
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>>5453102
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>>5453097
>How's the sun today?
cloudy, with a chance of JUST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tPcc1ftj8E
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>>5453097
Is that some Tollhouse Cookiedough icecream?
Hell fucking yeah.
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>>5453089
Capybaras are masters of falconry.
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>>5453102
Medieval 2: Total War meme
Mian gets PAVISE CROSSBOWMUN as cheap begining units that they can use to slaughter everything around them, especially France of all kingdoms, and the "H""R""E" while getting good boy points from the Pope for no reason.
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how do I join the discord?
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>>5453097
>...to clarify, are you touching yourself? Because I don't do that during the recordings.
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>>5453198
>female
>anal

I don't get the appeal. Butt stuff is best when it's gay.
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>>5453152
>i was capped by someone other than myself
it's a good feeling
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>>5453246
>no pringles tab
>no bad dragon bookmark
0/10, just use the snipping tool next time
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>>5453245
>is female
>likes anal
just feels good bromigo
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>>5453215
a fucker has created drama, again... we can just wait...
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>>5452405
>>5452421


>And so Nick unloaded all of the details regarding the last forty-eight hours
>Of the Mystic Springs Oasis
>The DMV
>Mr. Big
>Everything
>Everything down the the most minute of details regarding his time with Judy Hopps
>Right up until her press conference
>When she had reached for her Fox Repellent as he scared her, fully expecting her not to flinch in the slightest
>But she had
>She was ready to douse him from ear to tail in the harsh, peppered spray
>And Finnick listened, enraptured at the tale
>When Nick had finished his story, and his eighth beer, the red vulpine slumped down in his pseudo-seat and began to cry
>It was a sight the large eared desert fox had never seen before, and had never expected to in his lifetime
>Nick Wilde, Mr. "never Let Them See That They Get to You", was vulnerable
>It was far too much for Finnick to bear
>"Nick... buddy..." He gently whispered.
>"It's alright..." As he said this, he hopped up aside Nick and pulled his friend into a firm embrace
>"In the end, she's a cop," He comforted "And you know damn well that the way we live doesn't let us have any soft spots for the law. Cute as they may be."
>Nick embraced his long time friend back, tears slowing their cascade from his emerald eyes
>"I TRUSTED her..." He rasped.
>"I know."
>"I thought she trusted ME."
>"I don't know what to tell you, Slick..."
>"I... I though... I." Lamented the sly vulpine, sleep creeping quickly upon his drunk mind.
>"Nick? You deserve to be around animals who know, and trust the real you. Animals you can drop this damn facade in front of..."
>"If you need me, I'll listen, but-" The Fennec was cut off by a loud snore.
>He looked at the sleeping form of his friend, still drunk, slumped over, and residual tears glistening the fur around his muzzle.
>Finnick lowered his Partner-in-Crime down to the floor of the van, and grabbed a spare blanket to wrap his friend in
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>>5453215
https://discordapp.com/invite/GCPakQs
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>>5453097
Buns can't eat ice cream! It makes them jittery and overexcited, like coffee!
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>>5453292
>>is female

Trannies don't count, sorry dude.
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Hey /ztg/! Hope y'all are getting ready for TT. Between TT stuff and editing/writing a regular fic, I am kind of losing my mind. So let's unwind with a TT edition of date night prompts!

>Nick owes Flash a favor. Okay, a few favors. Flash wants a shot with Priscilla, and it’s Nick and Judy’s job to wingmammal for him. Time for a double date! How long before our heroes go insane?

>When it’s your job to infiltrate and disrupt the organizations and plans of rich and powerful would-be supervillains, image is everything. But the truth about being a spy is far from glamorous. The fancy cars and expensive suits? It’s not like Jack Savage gets to keep those at the end of the day. That’s why he’s so nervous about his first date with Skye. Still, that’s not going to stop him from trying to pull out all the stops and make this the best first date ever. Does it all blow up in his face? Will he realize that Sky doesn’t care about all this fancy stuff anyway?

OR

>Tell it from her perspective! Skye has worked in intelligence for years and she’s not an idiot. Her bullshit alarms went off as soon as he picked her up in a brand new, obviously rented six figure car. She figured he might pull this. He’s full of shit, sure, but he’s trying so hard it’s adorable.

>Judy slowly comes to the realization that Gideon’s invitation to grab dinner to “catch up” is a date.

Have fun practicing your art, whatever it is!
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>>5453303
we posting extreme sports now?
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>>5453097
Oh man! After a trail of comfy alcoholic beverages (which I did not partake in), I've come to the end of this little journey! And look! Like a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, I spy with my only eye a box full of comfy documents! I can't wait to check out what's inside!

>>5453152
That's a pretty funny post, and a pretty rockin' song.

Have a Dopenut!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cscSJ7QMf4

>>5453172
Raccoon! How you doing, buddy? Working hard at TT?

Yeah, all this comfy stuff is oddly specific! Almost as if it came from somewhere...

>>5453216
This is acceptable touching.

>>5453303
I would rather die then not be able to eat ice cream or drink coffee.
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>>5453246
>those censor names

kek
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>>5453285
Get off my back about my memes being inadequate
Besides, that was mostly to reminisce, not to post for other people to see.
And, yes, I am aware it's autism
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>>5453353
this is actually my fetish.

send help
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>>5453308
im sorry that you cant believe grills exist on the internet and like things in their butts anon
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>>5451999
>>5452390
Whoever makes allies of the horse kingdoms gets cavalry. Cavalry wins wars.
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>>5453366
You recognizing it's autism is autism
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>>5453328
>>5453353
POST MORE WEASELTON
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>>5453378
He's so handsome...
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Is anyone available for Greentext prompts right now? I have a request!

An Anon gets the courage to kill themselves and actually goes get to Zootopia.
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>>5453391
>being moderately self-aware is autism
What meme is this?
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>>5453472
Let me guess, the punchline is that no one wants to have sex with him, right?
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>>5453381
Hoofers are all retarded and horses are the dumbest of the herd.

With most mammals small size many mammals can ride other mammals.

Why ride a stupid smelly horse that doesn't even have fingers when you could ride a bear?
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>>5453472
I just want to know if anyone capped that greentext from August where Byron killed anon in a Disneyworld bathroom, sending the anon to Zootopia
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>>5453472

>>5453516
>Byron ritualistically sacrifices the entire human race to make Zootopia a reality
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>>5453492
Sure, if you want. The important part is that they're dead.
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>>5453358
Oh man, there are so many awesome comfy things here!

Comfy bed time stories! 'The Three Little Bears', 'The Big, Big Book of Tashi', 'Angel Cat'- hmm, better not be a domesticated cat...

And recipes for comfy things to put on toast! Plenty of cinnamon and butter and sugar and jellies, but I love the idea of lardo pancetto!

Comfy sandwiches, comfy breakfasts, comfy things to do at the beach, comfy memories of family, and a debate on whether showers or baths are comfier! I better get reading all these comfy things now!
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>>5453472
>You're having yet another comfy day posting on /ztg/
>Spidey, Jokey, Discord drama, it's only temporary
>oh, its 1 AM, you should get some sleep
>lock your computer for the night, take a quick stroll to make sure your place is all locked up
>everything is fine until you hear a whisper
>"K-- ----s--- ---- -------------" only a few letters make it through, the rest static like an analog tv
>You look around, finding nothing
>you go to bed, hoping to have nice dreams
>you dream of death, your first nightmare in years
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>>5453575
I remember Angel Cat. I still have my original copy of it.
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>>5452303
Thank you so much for reading through this!

There were definitely quite a few formatting/editing errors in the pastebin. I didn't proofread much and I feel really embarrassed about that, sorry.

I messed up names a couple of times and that's pretty upsetting, honestly. And I think it went downhill as I continued to write, considering I did this in only two or three sessions.

I really appreciate all of the criticism, and I got a lot of useful information out of it. I definitely want to go back and rework a lot of it after listening to and hour and a half of you telling me what I can do better. Thank you!
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>>5453575
>the weight of the box falling on him pierces into his back and severs his spinal cord, paralyzing him from the waist down
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>>5453358
>Raccoon! How you doing, buddy? Working hard at TT?

Ideas have been coming together, but I won't get any chances for further writing until at least late tomorrow, as today was spent reconnecting with my sis in the city before I fly back home tomorrow.
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>>5453514
On the other hand, a hoofer will trade his services for that special favor at the end of the day. It's the cheapest army ever if you've got the fingers to pay them with.
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>>5453620
source?
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>>5453617
Pls continue! I really enjoy this.
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>>5453617
>this repeats for a little over a week
>no matter when you go to bed, the same noise, becoming ever clearer but still undecipherable, like a car radio that's getting interference or is just too far from the station
>but the next Friday the voice is clear
>"Kill yourself anon, join us in Zootopia!"
>you recognize that voice, it's Judy
>you must be hallucinating, it's time to take a break from /ztg/

>it works for 3 days
>the voice returns
>"Hey, champ"
>it's Nick this time
>"You need to use /ztg/ regularly again to keep us fresh in your mind, or the connection w-------"
>static
>what if this is legit?
>well, you should at least let some anons know what's going on, even if they won't believe you it will serve as a record if events
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>>5452604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO2RPDZkY88
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>>5452907
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>>5453300
Last one, unless the text limit fucks me over.

>Finnick crawled over to his own mattress, trying to get as far as he could from Nicks' bestial snores
>He curled up, drunk, and slightly annoyed that his friend had fallen asleep in the middle of his little speech
>Whatever
>He would deal with it in the morning
-------------------------------------------------------

>Finnick awoke to the smell of fresh food, and the glare of sunlight directly in his eyes.
>'Odd' He thought "I don't remember buying anything last-'
>The memories of the previous night elicited a heave groan from the beige vulpine
>"Morning sunshine. Daddy cooked you a little breakfast, and mom's at the store."
>Finnick glared at Nick, loathe to remember the day he spent dressed as a baby elephant
>"Nick" Finnick warned. "I swear, if you ever call me 'sunshine' again, I will drive my van off a cliff with you tied up in the back of it."
>Nick smiled his characteristic Nick smile, and a glint amusement lit up his eyes
>but as quickly as it appeared, it was gone
>"Fin'... thanks for what you said last night."
>Finnicks surprise did not go unnoticed by Wilde
>"If I ever need a shoulder to cry on... well.. I'm glad it's yours" Nick continued. "And you can be sure that I won't make the same mistake with anyone that I made with her."
>Finnick smiled, "Well Nick, I think I finally got through to you for once."
>"Maybe, but it was solid advice."
>Nick and Finnick both laughed, enjoying the moment to smoke and joke for a while
>After they were done, Nick waved goodbye to Finnick, and they agreed to meet at a new mark location. Another ice cream parlor, for another hustle.
>As Nick walked through Savannah Central, billboards adorned with the face of a Lavender eyed bunny, with titles such as "Rookie Cracks Corruption" and "Speculations Link Between Predators and Savage Attacks"
>Massive protests, with predators waving signs of "Pred Pride" and Prey with "Prey for Us"
>He paid attention to none of it
1/2
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>>5453789
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What do you guys think about this movie?
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>>5453877
It's shit 0/10 would not fuck the bun
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>>5453877
it's bad.
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>>5453877
They got Judy and Nick's characters all wrong.
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>>5453840
do not

give mercy to the percy
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>>5453743
>I've finally caught you.

>You've been a hard bunny to nail down: two names, always wearing a mask, insane rumors spread about you being some kind of monster.

>At first, I thought the rumors were overblown.

>I've been trying to find more about you for months. The only hook I got was that you liked things that were 'comfy'.

>Looks like all my questioning on the streets have paid off.

>All I could pin on you was petty crime shit: reading indecent material in public; abandoning a place of business; vagrancy.

>Then, the trail dropped cold.

>Until a house blew up.

>And the only body at the scene was one of a veteran, whose last words were that he was coming for YOU...

>Before I take you in, I want to ask you one question...
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>>5452604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPE9uSFFxrI
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>>5453854

>This was the city that Judy wanted to protect
>Nick didn't particularly care if it burned

2/2

Done fuckers, what are your thoughts?
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>>5453857
Every single time, those fuckin' legs..!
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>>5453877
There is a hot fox baker tho.
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>>5453877
the book was better.
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>>5453921
DO IT

PULL THE PIN

END IT ALL

AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>5453877
dumb wildehopps slowburner that has a shitty ending
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>>5453840
>Percy was forced to to have intimate relations with ALL of them

>The Hippo stuffed him in his gym bag and carried him around, he didn't struggle because he popped a boner at the smell and didn't want anyone to find out
>The Koala was his first kiss
>The sheep was the first time he ever saw another guys junk

GAY BULLIES
A
Y

B
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L
I
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>>5453910
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>>5453782
https://www.twitter.com/mtttut/status/763049976133853185
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>>5453910
>QUICK

>JUDY NEEDS TO KNOW

>WHY DID YOU KILL BLEAR?!
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>>5453910
Let me guess:

A̢̡̬̼̬̖̬̱̖̜̼͍̬̱͟͡R͏̀͏͢҉̹̯̦̞̰͍̰͓͔E̛̛͠͏͏͚̭̬̰̲ͅ ̲̫̺̠͍̭̪̀͢͝Y̵̡̨̻̯̱͇̼͍̭͈̜̲̪͈̥̤̝̜̞̹̲͡Ò́҉̱̗͈͈͙̦̹̥̫̳͖̫̜̻̤̺̯ͅͅŲ̷̷̲̭̣͡ ̵͍̱̼̻͚̝̳̼̭̀́͘̕Ć̛͜҉̛̫̺̺̞̥̙̞̞̭̪̖Ớ͢͏̪̘̪̥̣̭̼̘͇̰̭̭M̧̢̲̠͍͓ͅF̞̤̼̘͍̣͢͡͡Y̪͖͉̕͢ ̸̵̢̳͎̳͕̦̭̲̜̼̟͉̰̮͍̭̭͖ͅY͞͏̶͓̥̥̪͚̘͖̠͖̻̬̪̲̮̦̘Ę̷͔̲͕̖̻ͅT̸̵̡̡̟̻̟̹̞̮̩͙͔̹̪̞͉͝?͈͇̲͔̦̮͕̞͈̬͘͢͢ͅ
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>>5453811
>as expected, anons take your tale as either a joke or a /x/ootopia greentext
>you felt really clever for coming up with /x/ootopia
>that night they returned
>"Hey, buddy! It's uh, Officer Clawhauser here. We told Judy that telling you to just outright kill yourself was a terrible idea, we didn't know she was actually doing it. Buuut, we can explain it! That'd be cool if we could get Gazelle to explain it to you, do you know who Gazelle is? She's basically
>"Clawhauser! Tell him what you're supposed to" can be heard, from who you assume to be Bogo
>"Oh sorry chief, I just wonder if Gazelle will have an invitation song or a welcoming party o---"
>static then silence
>this is rather funny
>or at least it would be if it wasn't for the nightmares everynight
>heh
>nightmares
>night mares
>mares of the night
>shit, you're not turning into a horsefucker again, are you?
>you dream of marecock and wish for death
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>>5453901
do not give mercy to the percy you say?

don't worry. High school has been over for him for years. Life is actually pretty good for him now.

>>5452923
Shit I didn't even see this.

>>5453954
Oh my god.

>>5453921
>>5453939
DON'T DO IT PERCY
YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR.
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We need more cute country fox/sheep in here, stat!
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>>5453956
Probably life things.
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>>5453921
*tackleglomps u*

*notices ur grenaid*

0w0 what's this?
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>>5453921
*treads on Percy*
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>>5453981
Oh no, it was Comfiest Question Judy who laid the trap!
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>>5454003
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>>5453981
I miss Blear... he just wanted to snuggle VR, make him hot cocoa and wrap him up in nice warm fuzzy blankets when it was cold out.
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>>5454052
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>>5454093

Did Alec make any more of these?
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>>5454093
I hope Alec is still alive out there, he was a cutie.
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>>5454133
he was just on discord
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>>5454093
>>5454117
>>5454133
I can't believe Alec is fucking dead
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>>5454144
I don't have discord, but its nice to know hes still kicking.
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>>5454133
its like 8am where he is, so he's probably sleeping.
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>>5454052
>moment later...
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>>5453939
>>5454001
>>5454016
>>5454022
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>>5454178
Singapore is UTC+8; It's about half-past noon over there.
He's probably in class.
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>>5453877
never seen it
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>>5454212
YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH

YOU BLEW IT UP

YOU BLEW IT ALL UP
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>>5454212
Silly Percy, that's not a real grenade. That's one of those perfume grenades that you pull the pin so it start releasing a nice Pumpkin Spice fragrance
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>>5453981
I-

Huh?
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Fuck, as if German words weren't bad enough for captcha, now I'm getting Welsh crap.

>>5453245
Believe it or not, some people do reach orgasm from anal stimulation. And no, I don't mean prostate stuff. I recall reading a long time ago about a ballerina who was dissatisfied with life until she found religious realization in anal sex.
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>>5453877
It's good, but could have been much better.
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>>5453924
I thought it was good, the right amount of emotion let out without being overdramatized, and Finnick being a solid shoulder of support. The ending somewhat amuses me, it makes me think that Nick here wouldn't care if Judy came back and apologized, this was the last time he trusted someone like that and would let Zootopia rot. Would be funny to see that, Nick just walk away from the bridge.
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>>5453981
That's all I got for today.

Tune in next time for more dumb adventures of VRbit!

>>5453744
That sounds comfy! I hope you had a good time with your family, and hope traveling back isn't too much of a pain!

>>5453664
Not a problem, buddy! It was a thrill to read! I hope you send me the next draft!

>>5453622
>>5454027
>>5454260
Yeah, thought that'd be a funny way to use all the stuff people posted to the Judy Comfy Questions thing.

>>5453985
>>5453699
Those'd be other interesting ways I could have taken this thing!

Anyway I'm done so no more spammin' pics :P

How about some comfy music time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiriE_sH0uU
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>>5454364
>Zistopia
>Good

It stopped being good when they introduced the EVIL ORGANIZATION OF PREY ABUSING THE DINDUNUFFIN PREDS and the SUPER SPECIAL ULTRA DELUXE MARY SUE BUNNIES
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>>5453990
>the next night you wait for the connection
>"This is Officer McHorn, and I'm going to make this short and sweet. There's something about how people with a deep mental connection to Zootopia are broadcasting their mental images here. Scientists inviting people to Zootopia by letting them know that they can trap their souls and transport them to Zootopia, don't ask, I don't know. Oh, and once you hear a voice, broadcast, you can't hear it another night, something about mental takeover or something. Over and out."
>static for only a mere second
>well this is really something
>if you die, you get to go to Zootopia?
>well what's stopping you from dying when you're 80 years old?
>then again, it's not like you've got much to live for here
>but what if the voices aren't real?
>what if you're schizophrenic?
>dreams of pepper spray, tear gas, and playing Battlefield 1 beta with 12 year old Brazilians plague your sleep

>the next two nights are uneventful
>the nightmares have stopped and you've located psychiatrists nearby, but have been hesitant to visit them
>what's real?
>what's not real?
>the anons have told you to seek help if this is real, or an hero if this is just a greentext
>you have your first dreamless night in weeks

>the next day it is decided
>you visit a psychiatrist and tell him about what's plaguing you
>after doing the natural assurance you're not in any immediate danger to yourself, you explain to him your issues, from the first day to the characters
>you realize you probably sound like a babbling autist at this point, but he tells you he's seen far worse
>he states he's familiar with Zootopia, he took his daughter to see it, though you might have to fill in some information
>you set up an appointment to meet him every thursday, leaving with self-help pamphlets, a suicide-prevention hotline, and a reminder to call 9-11 if you feel like you're about to kill yourself
>there are no visits or dreams for the next 4 nights
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>>5454387
Nothing wrong with expanding the universe beyond the little information we have from the old script. Besides, the organization makes perfect sense in Apartheidtopia, and all but one of the bunnies will probably be seen again.
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>>5454212
If I don't see a bunch of hands explode out of the hand grenade and swarm him then I will be mildly disappointed.
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>>5454435
You're going to triger Tarotanon
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>>5454379
>hope traveling back isn't too much of a pain!

Well getting to the airport and my flight itself should be fine, but getting home from the arriving point will be a bit of a pain, as I have to still sort out the shuttle from the airport to the train station and then transport from the arriving train station to my apt.
Still, can't complain for what was mostly a free paid vacation, but I will be worn and tired by the time I hit home base.
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>>5454387

It's true thought.
It's meant to represent the kikes and their ways of controlling everything it doesn't fit their personal interests
:^)
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>>5454435

"THE ARCANA IS THE MEAN BY WHICH ALL IS REVEALED"
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>>5454501
Nooooooo, no dead badgers! They're too cute to die!

>>5454435
My persona is a bit rusty, I need to look up the cards.
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>>5453924
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>>5454435
I'm going to use my knowledge of BoI to try and guess these...

The Fool
The... Empress?
The Stars
The Devil
The Tower
The Chariot
The Magician?
The Emperor
The Lovers
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Is Nick the Marty-Stu of Byron?
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>>5454435
Since you brought the subject up, do you anything about the shadow tarot or reverse tarot or whatever is the proper name?
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>>5454376
Thanks! I always appreciate feedback.
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>>5454501
Run yourself a hot bath as soon as you get home!

And remember to drink plenty of water on the plane! Otherwise you get all achey and it feels terrible.

I'm glad you had a fun vacation!
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>>5454435
>Rex is The Fool

Not sure of your reasoning there.
I'm not super well versed in the arcana, but I'd more place Remmy as The Fool, considering he's the protagonist and the one who often journeys out into the unknown aspects of Pack Street.
But I could be way off.

>>5454536
Oh you.
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>>5454435
Burn my Bread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYMXw_wYSMA
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>>5454394
>It's Monday night
>you finally feel rather peaceful now
>the lack of bothersome hallucinations and just that small outing of in-person socialization has made you feel like a real person
>maybe you should go out tonight, visit a bar or something
>and that's what you do
>the bar is relatively quiet, it's a Monday after all
>the other drinkers end up trying to ask if you want to join their conversation, but you let them know you're just trying to get away from the monotony of being alone at home all day
>they all propose the idea that you're a college student and agree with themselves, leaving you to your own business
>it's rather nice, all these other people
>hell, you feel like you could start doing things beyond 4chan, stop being a waste of space and fit in with the normies
>well, maybe after you take a piss
>you empty your bladder and go to wash your hands
>then you hear the static
>oh no, not now
>an unidentifiable voice coughs
>"Ahem," the voice begins. "When we told you about what was going on, we expected you'd be making amends with your life and then joining us, not treating your inner desire as a disease. You've only got until Thursday noon of next week to close the deal, or our universes will be too far apart for another 40 years. If you die within that timespan, you're lost to the void."
>a migraine takes you and everything goes dark
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>>5454604
It's Gary Stu
And you're not even using it right

But yes, he totally is Byron's gay self insert
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>>5454547
Thanks for the screencap! You're doing God's work, anon.
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>>5453097

YO I heard there was some ice cream??

Thread assassin failed. I'm fine. Free peanut butter, little did they know I was not allergic to it as they planned!
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>>5454630
>>5454630
Google says Gary Stu and Marty Stu are the same, what is the real difference?
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>>5454637
Canidae!

Yeah, as it turned out, it was a trap.

Say, you were stuck in a box! Any tips?

Otherwise how was your Cani-day? I hope it was lovely!
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>>5454675
2 points on a scrabble board, mostly.
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>>5452366
>adorable
HE'S A GODDAMN SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS.
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>>5454772
I sexually identify as a tyrannosaurus.
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>>5454719
Comic whats your opinion on Muslims?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDxgSvJINlU
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>>5454772
That explains the limp wrists.
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>>5454826
...What?

...Uh, can we talk about Zootopia?
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>>5454826
>Muslims
Why does everymammal pronounce it like that?
They're called MusLLAMAs
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>>5454833
But why, Finnickfag? Your art is so pretty.
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>>5454842
Yes.

True or False, are zootopian mammals with horns better for the oral sex?
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>>5454833
Source?
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>>5454872
...

So uh, Muslims! We talking immigration, religion, what's the topic? Gimmie the scope of the conversation.
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>>5454624
Because Rex is the most unknown and unpredictable (in a sense) character of the bunch.
Remember that in Persona 1 and 2 the protagonists were not the Fool.
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>>5454918
Don't change the subject you nose twitching motherfucker
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>>5454918
(In case its not obvious I'm just joking please don't ask me about politics)
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>>5454719

Well, you know. I was stuck in the box, but it wasn't so bad. I think the important thing to remember about boxes is that they're just as afraid of you as you are of them.
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>>5454627
>one of the gentlemen finds you sprawled on your back in the bathroom, waking you up
>an officer had shown up in the meantime, ensures you're not drunk in public, and that you can drive
>he offers you a ride home, but you don't feel inclined to just leave your car at some bar
>the officer understands and tells you to take care
>the drive home was uneventful, the trip to bed involving extra showering to get that disgust of being on a public restroom floor off your skin
>like washing the dirt off, heh
>you wake up 3 times from your sleep because of nightmares

>Tuesday's voice is Gazelle, she apologizes for what happened the previous night, saying the system had overloaded your senses after going so long with a disconnection.
>you dream of cherry blossoms falling from trees and the hug of a furry body on yours

>Wendnesday's visit is with another unknown voice, simply going over some basic things to take care of before death
>you have your first regular dreams of actual events in your life

>it's Thursday now, you have a week left to decide your future
>but first a meeting with your psychiatrist
>you let him know what's happened since your last visit, though leaving out the time limit they had set upon you
>he's intrigued and is more interested in trying to find out who the voices are that you heard, as they would have to be someone in your life
>then you realize it
>his voice was the one you heard on Monday
>he seems a bit upset by your revelation, but he seems to understand
>he tells you that the voices inside your head are trying to use his voice against you and him
>the further discussion is uneventful; you leave with a week's prescription until next week when the doctor can prescribe more for you
>a voice startles you and begins to speak anyway
>and it's angry
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>>5454842
Seconding this >>5454872
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>>5454871
because i am lame. thanks though.

>>5454878
source is me, finnickfag


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCfkqQ5O9mc
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>>5454918
What steps do you think we should take to eradicate this religion of hatred off the face of the Earth?
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>>5454956
>its 1 AM and this fox needs sleep, I'll finish this garbage up tomorrow
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>>5454984
didnt mean to green that
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>>5454976
>I am lame
Lies.
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>>5454932
Fair enough I guess.
I'm more thinking of the traditional interpretation of the arcana, rather than the Persona games.
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>>5454942
Where are you getting all of these Sarah lewds?!

>>5454952
> I think the important thing to remember about boxes is that they're just as afraid of you as you are of them.

This was very funny. I have to remember this gag-- golden.

>>5454957
Ask me when I'm drunk.

>>5454979
NOT EVEN WHEN I'M DRUNK.
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>>5455008
It was ME ALL ALONG
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>>5454979
Scientologists?

Probably trap them all under volcanoes and blow them up with nukes. I'm sure they'd want it that way.
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>it's a everyone gives Clawhauser the same pair of tiger dancer pants for his birthday and they all decide to wear them and pose for a sexy cop fund raiser calendar and get into a sort of turf war with the ZFD episode
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>>5455008
But you don't drink.
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>>5455007
Persona invented Tarot, its a lot better than that Shin Megaman Sensei spinoff
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>>5454984
sleep tight foxer
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>>5455031
Clawhauser is the worst.

Clawhauserfags are the worst.
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>>5455034
We have seen proof of the opposite in these very threads.
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>>5454984
Darn. Well sleep tight.
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>>5455008
Vrbun, during Zootopia's halloween would it be cool for one species to go dressed up as another or would that be kinda blackfacey?
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>>5454430
For a TT prompt, the new Mayor Wilde and Officer July Hopps are seen out eating together. Everyone in the city assumes they are on a date.
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>>5454976
>I am lame
Quit telling yourself that. You're a great fucking person whom I wish I could comfort.
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>>5455043
Well played.
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>>5455008
So, Comic. Am I to assume you have a sizeplay fetish, considering your interest in Blear?
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>>5455072
Not VRBit, but there was a semi-official Zootopia comic that showed Judy's neighbors having a rooftop party where many were dressed as other animals.

I'd assume it's grey area.
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>>5455005
I wonder if there's someone who can pull this off. Apparently there isn't a single registered case in medical history, and searching for porn vids yields very little. Only one woman manages to get close, but seeing as she wasn't openly trying to munch her own rug, it's not clear if she can close the deal.
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>>5455118
As gray as the plenty of people who dress up as other cultures today. Wasn't tumblr throwing a shitfit over that kids Moana outfit?
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>>5455020
La-a-abge-e-er! I should have known you silly scientist you!

>>5455034
Damn skippy.

>>5455056
...uh... yeah... Um, really am sorry about that, once again.

I've sort of just sworn off any drinking at all, though!

Well, except for New York, but that turned out okay.

Just want people to know I'm alright! And, well, sorry, again. I know I was probably really weird and made people worried. I'm going to stop talking about this now!

>>5455072
Hmm... I'm going to go with 'depends'. Are you going out with friends who are cool with it? Then sure! Maybe it'd be funny to see a squirrel in a bat costume! Are you having a themed night? Then maybe! Just be careful not to do something that can be construed as a negative interpretation-- if you're going as a bunny, don't have overly obnoxious gross buck teeth. Are you going out in public? Well... just be aware that mammals might take offence, even if its done without malice in mind!

IMO, you can never go wrong with a mummy outfit. Roll of toilet paper, some tape, you're done, and its a fun activity for everyone.

>>5455110
You can assume all you want, but you ain't gettin' no answer from me!
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>>5455151
No answer, hm?

What if I told you I knew a bear who'd twitch his nose AND his tail for you?
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>>5455118
Hmm sounds about right, plus I remembered Finnick dressed as a little elephant the second I asked the question... then again he's a 'kit'

>>5455151
If they're dressed as a bunny they're probably just trying to act slutty, would probably work too. Freaking super hot promiscuous bunnys.
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>>5455048
I don't understand this hatred. This is a gayfag thread.
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>>5455110
>interest in Blear
Anon, he fucking killed him.
How the fuck is that "showing interest"?
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>>5455195
Oh Marty, you cad. Such a cutie, I hope he and Ozzy remains besties forever.

>>5455202
Well he did fall in love seconds before he realized he was dead, then again maybe hes just into dead mammals..
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>>5455174
R-U-D-E

#notallbuunnies! I'm living proof its an unfounded stereotype!

>>5455165
...Look, I'm currently being detained by Judy Hopps (who is also a stellar example of how far a bunny can succeed in Zootopia despite negative prejudices held against them), so any dates I have in the near future are going to have to be through prison visitation.
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>>5455201
Fatties are gross. Clawhauser is a shit.
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>>5454093
oh my god Nick's face in the second panel is amazing
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>>5455237
>comicanon
>necrophile

FOOL, THAT WILL NEVER WORK!
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>>5455242
Oh no. Poor little VRbit. How is he ever going to survive, surrounded by lions and tigers and Blear's cousins, oh my!
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>>5455242
>Living proof
Ya that's certainly true, oh wait what are all these pictures of?
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>>5455201
It's mostly a meme that started back in the /co/ threads.
There was a lot of love for Clawhauser early on, but posts about him got a bit spammy, and as all things tend to go on 4chan, that led to a strong hated of him and people who like him.
Also, 4chan hates fat people.
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>>5455281
>Blear's cousins are all in prison
He came from a troubled family. He was the shining example.
Poor Blear...
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>>5455245
carrot's art is so fucking gross.
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>>5455289
>4chan hates fat people
>implying 4chan isn't completely comprised of fatass neckbeards
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>>5455245
>not wanting all that tush for the push
You're going straight to hell for these lies.
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>>5455315
>Implying people on 4chan don't hate themselves
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>>5455242
This isn't related to anything in your post, but now that I've heard your voice, I want to cuddle the VRbit even more

Pastor-ized VRbit lewds when?
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>>5455315
Oh I wasn't implying that it wasn't, but despite that fact, 4chan does hate fat people, and likely due to what >>5455328 said.
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>>5455340
I feel your pain.
I want to cuddle the Comicanon.
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>>5455289
4chan doesn't hate fatties. All the bara threads, Bowser threads, thick threads add up to like a quarter of the posters.
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>>5455288
These are all pictures taken out of context!

This one, too! This is just me enjoying an ice cream!

>>5455340
>>5455348
NOT

FOR

LEWDING!
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>>5455368
Can someone just write something with a bunch of lewd moans so that we can hear Comic reenact them?

Alternatively it doesn't have to be lewd. Cuddles can just be cuddles. No lewd whatsoever.
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>>5454976
I hope your feel better FF.
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>>5455368
I wasn't even thinking lewd. I just wanted to hear Comicanon tell me how much he cared for me, how I made him feel things no one else ever had, how he was so happy I came into his life via an Estonian Potato-Peeling forum.

[spoiler]god I'm lonely[/butnotreallyspoiler]
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>>5455368
Vrbun... you can't hide it. Even your idol, the Police Officer Judy Hopps is a typical lusty bun bun. Didn't you see those leaked pics from her phone?
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>>5455407
Comic doing a soundcloud of whispering sweet nothings to listen to while we go to sleep...when?
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>>5454635
Name your greentext
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>>5455432
Comic reading a fic that includes a letter from Nick to Judy saying a bunch of sappy shit when?
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>>5455482
>ywn have the bun whisper you to sleep
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>>5455426
Actually, bunnies are not particularly lusty! Their reproduction strategy means they don't need to be!
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>>5455515
Quiet you, I'm trying to tease a lusty bun!
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>>5455288

(Excuse the stretch just bored)
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>>5455536
Well of course its acceptable, a pred is touching him.
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>>5455432
Comic could read bedtime stories. It would be like that adorable Bucky and Pronk picture
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>>5455392
I'll be perfectly honest: I'm surprised there hasn't been a single 'spoken word' fic written since I began doing this. I've always been anticipating the 'I'm going to put works into comicanon's mouth' fic for a while, but its never came.

Heck, if people want a prompt for the next TT, they should write a verbal script! I'm sure Canidae would be up for doing one half, and I the other!

>>5455407
>>5455432
>>5455482
>>5455499
Well... if it inspires people to write, write it and I'll read it! If anything, it'll be wonderful to see how people write within the medium!

>>5455426
>filename
I'm dying.

>>5455536
I'M SUING! LIES AND SLANDER AND LIBEL AND CONSPIRACY!

Going to get some work done, everyone! I'll be back later tonight!
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>>5455584
>The best VRbun quote.

Have a good night Bun bun.
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So how long have you chosen to be gay?
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>>5455670
I honestly didn't know till my husband mentioned it in passing one day.
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>>5455670
Gays must burn.
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>>5455670
I would go gay for Nick
But not anyone else
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>>5454189
>i recognise that bulge
But no, nice reference bud.
Also it would fit Nick, the superficial charmer, better
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>>5455670
Do lesbian count
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>>5455670
Since the original Be The Bun poster tainted my imagination and dreams.
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>>5455692
Where can I own one of these?
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>>5455791
i believe that's from Primal Hardwere
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>>5455791
https://www.primalhardwere.com/category/humpables
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How come people drew Chief Bogo, Bucky and Pronk, The Dancing Tiger, Jack Savage and even Flash has porn with Judy but Finnick doesn't? Poor guy
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>>5455670
Came out of the closet at like 24. Tried to choose something else but it didn't work out.
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>>5455900
fucker actually beat me to it.

So hey, who has the better dog/fox dicks? Primal Hardwere or Bad Dragon?
Or is there a dildo thread on this board that already explains this?
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>>5455822
>>5455900
>double dubs

I wonder how much money they made before and after Zootopia came out?
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>>5455919
Finnick is for Nick only
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>>5452604
>you'll never live there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k
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>>5456014
No Judy is for Nick only and maybe Gazelle
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>>5456014
The little guy needs some making love too. He'll show Judy what little guy like him can do
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>>5455919
There's one by carrots, can't post it cause its an over 6mb jpg...

>>5456014
This too, FinNick is so sweet.
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>>5456036

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psbxL7o-6ZA
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>>5456118
>>5456126
I thought finnick was into bigger women
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>>5456137
Could be, its all fannon anyway. I like dick so I prefer posting cock hungry Finnick.
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>>5456126
Can you please give the link to the jpg then?
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>>5456198
https://e621.net/post/show/891382/2016-absurd_res-animal_genitalia-animal_penis-anth

Enjoy
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Hey Inky, if you're still around, could you post that first picture of Molly that you drew? I apparently forgot to save it.
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>>5456210
Thanks
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>>5455753
I sure fucking hope so.

>>5455670
When I realized I didn't enjoy fucking dudes.
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>Had a sexy dream about Bellwether
And now I want to write about her and Nick fucking. Damn.
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>>5456288
The one with her and Edy?

Someone else posted the one I drew of her and Des, ( >>5452994 ) but those are the only times I drew her.

She's really pretty!
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>>5456317
Do it, there's almost none of it out there and as far as I know LITERALLY nothing where Nick's in the dominant role
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>>5454594
That's not the Magician.
It's the Priestess.
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>>5456317
>And now I want to write about her and Nick fucking
I encourage this behavior
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>>5456343
I'll give it a go, guess I'll figure out how to set it up while I'm at work. Maybe he visits Bellwether in prison, they turn into pen pals and then he has a conjugal visit.
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>>5456126
I've seen carrots drew it, but need more of them. I like Bittenhard and tush's art, i wish they can draw porn about them. Any artist would do too
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Evens: w
Odds: r
Dubs: d
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Are Annake and Wolter wincesting?
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>>5456405
I remember seeing one where they'e about to have sex... but that's like it. Pretty dry well.

>>5456317
They're cute... well not really but its not something I see much so I'm interested too!
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>>5456317
I had a dream like that too

In it Bellwether paralyzes Judy and Nick, then procedes to rape Nick while making Judy watch it closely.
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Fuck it.

Requests, no promises, y'know the drill friends.
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>Just finished typing up what I think is the first part of this fic
>put it into word counter to see a word count and reading time
>in the stats it says the writing is college graduate level

fuck, I graduated college and this is the first time word counter has ever said my writing was at college graduate level
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>>5456339
That's the one, thanks! I don't know how I didn't save it.

She really is. I guess it's that married woman glow.
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Yeah, please draw more Finnick and Judy porn.
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>>5456476
Percy trying to hit on Rex at Bug Burga? I wanna see that little guy squirm with cute awkwardness!
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>>5456476
Hugh and Percy kissing
Slowlier
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>>5456427
No but they cuddle a lot
probably fall asleep on each other all the time
they def have the most comfy relationship out of the pack streeters
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>>5456476
Your character of choice being shown something on Clawhauser's smartphone.
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>>5456475
That sounds a lot more fun than mine
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>>5456476
Percy reading in the dark, his eyes illuminating his book.
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>>5456485
College graduate level based on... the number of words?
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>>5456508
Need more art of the twins, they're both so very sweet.
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>>5456492
>Same size couple
No thanks
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>>5456476
Nick and Judy, what they do is up to you
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>>5456476
Nick forcefeeding a drugged Judy her own bastard kits with Jack amputated and watching.
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>>5456508
Sure. But seeing how horny they are all the time they probably would be open to idea of some sibling love from time to time.
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>>5456528
No, apparently it grades it based on a base list of 3000 words a 4th grader would know. The more words you use outside of that list, the higher the piece's reading level is.

Of course it doesn't measure writing level. You can apparently throw in a bunch of gibberish: real words that no fourth grader would know put together in a completely illegible jumble, and you'll still get college graduate level because of the vocabulary.
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>>5456552
Agree.
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>>5456552
yfw rabbits will in fact eat their own babies if they are defective or stillborn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_yGivHRl4Y
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>>5456476
Desmond at work at his drafting table, with 5 espressos in arms reach. He's an architect , and the motherfucker loves coffee.
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>>5453575
>lardo pancetto
I love ya Comic, but on some names I'm incredibly nitpicky
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>>5456552
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>>5456575
WAIT DO NOT CLICK OH MY GOD THE BABY IS NOT STILLBORN NOR DOES IT LOOK DEFECTIVE WHAT THE FUCK IT MOVED AT THE END
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>>5456554
I really don't think that's happening, though

Then again, Weaver's made incestuous insinuations between characters that have no sexual interest in one another before, so who am I to say it won't happen again?
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>>5456364
who is bellwether taming?
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>>5456603
foxe
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>>5456533
They are.
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>>5456476
Nick with obviously fake breasts doing the "Mega Milk" pose and grin at an excruciatingly embarrassed Judy.
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>>5456614
its funny becuase as far as the pastebins go Annake seems to be the only one who got defensive over Remmy (Of course I could be wrong, becuase I can't remember the specific chapter it was implied in)
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>>5456563
Huh. Not sure what anyone would use that for.
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>>5456614
Has anyone seen Kam in a while? I feel its been some time since I last saw him...
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>>5451999
bears and lions
duh
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>>5456653
The website itself says in case you're targeting a specific demographic. If you're writing a young adult novel or something you don't want a college graduate reading level.
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>>5456535
Whats wrong with same size? And its not really same size...
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>>5456664
Oh, that's fair enough.
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>>5453954

this situation is my fetish
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>>5454872

yes

You should draw more Sarah fellatio
its wonderful
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>>5456658
Assuming it was him, he was around the day the latest pack street episode was released. I think he's hella busy rn.
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>>5456791
Cool, good to know he's still kicking.
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>>5456476
Cute tiny gay rodent with a larger husband
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So guys I finally watch Zootopia, it was good but i don't get the reason why lamb bitch did the thing, Its equivalent to a KKK member making all blacks turn into dindus because he believes they're dindus.
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>>5456884
She didn't really care about preds. Sure, she didn't like them, but they weren't the endgoal. She was like Hitler's early stages: inventing an enemy to climb to power off of.
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>>5456884
Yeah sort of. She hated preds for some personal reason, also being pushed around by her pred superior and stuff...
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Ah, its that time again...

Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads. I know lots of you like to joke about yourselves, but I hope you know that you really are amazing in my eyes.
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>>5456884
>>5456907
Oh yeah and the power climb. That slipped my mind for a moment.
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>>5456929
Have a good night bun bun, I hope you find a pred cock to love.
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>>5456929
Good night. And get that thing growing out of your nose checked sometime!
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>>5456504
Well I'd have to do this in comic form.
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>>5457036
Awww, poor Percy tried his best I'm sure. Thank you, it is very cute.
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>>5457036
>Light on the grease
You are definitely in the wrong restaurant Percy.
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>>5456931
Yeah, the only evidence that she was actually racist is the company she kept. For all we know, she didn't have a secret group of prey animals, she only employed the help of fellow sheep.
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>>5457036
>Rex using exclamation points
Psshaw

Still nice though.
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>>5457036
Does Percy not wear pants? Pretty scandalous for such a shy cutie.
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>>5457036
Nice piece!
>>5457077
He definitely wants to be greased
>>5457109
Look closer, he has tight black pants
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>>5457119
I'm looking as close as I can! Pretty bold cutie.
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>>5457079
Well, she did have that talk about predators being loud and strong... well maybe she wasnt full blown racist but she didnt like them for sure
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>>5453061
Hey, your best bet is to submit it via tumblr form to make sure it'll get picked up
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>>5457036
GAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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Hey I'm getting a hankering for some fresh carb loaded wheat product.
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Holy shit, page 10.

New thread?
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>>5456517
I'm sorry.

>>5457077
Well he didn't go in for a meal.

>>5457094
My bad! I've only read a couple chapters. Not enough to get his personality completely down pat.

>>5457109
>>5457133
This was asked before. He wears very tight clothes under a large sweater. He tries to wear as much as possible.

If shoes were a common thing in Zootopia he'd probably wear those too.
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>>5457235
Nah, this is the last thread ever. Fandom's over.

Hello darkness my old friend.
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>>5457109
As pictured here!
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>>5457305
>>5457305
>>5457305
>>5457305

New bread and all that
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>>5457277
Clawhauser has cop related porn on his phone or did he actually record himself plowing some dude who was into authority figures?
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>>5457277
Bogo has seen some serious shit in his time.

>>5457289
Wow those are short and hard to see, still he's very cute.
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>>5457324
That's up to (you) to decide!
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>>5453350
my sides
This is great
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>>5457150
Thanks!
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