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Zootopia General: OP accidentally puts in the wrong date for TT in the last two threads Edition

Pastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
Booru: zoo.booru.org
ZTArchive: ztarchive.com
Desustorage: desuarchive.org/trash
Previous thread (bstats): archive.b-stats.org/trash/thread/5390739
Current TT Theme: Date Night (Submissions are due Sep. 28)
More information on TT: derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
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nice
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>>5410379
God, I know.
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>>5410443
I still don't understand how one can be cuckolded when one isn't in a relationship.
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>>5410379


I'm not alone... wifey is next to me.
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reshill because critters is just starting

Sup, anons, rain kno(t)cked my power out so i'm late!

Would you like to watch some movies tonight ?

The line up for the movies is as follows:

Critters
Gremlins
Tremors
and as always, Zootopia.

all in all, a bunch of movies about cute harmeless creatures!


Grab your drinks, snacks and get comfy with some movies!

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc
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>>5410379
You don't have to be alone, you can draw Weaver or Becca fucking your OC. Or both of them turning your OC into a rotisserie vixen
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>>5410477

Huh. When did Mead draw this?
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>>5410473
cuck
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>>5410470
Oh, a wild Tegaki. Nice.
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>>5410516
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>>5410502

around may
http://mistermead.tumblr.com/post/144624618946/something-of-an-addendum-to-the-movie-night-comic
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>>5410473
Anyone have that tweet Byron made confirming jack and sky(e) to be a couple?
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>>5410477
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>>5410512
Hm, hm, nope, still not getting it.

Are you... are you saying that I'm in a relationship with nothing? And you're fucking nothing? Because you shouldn't be so hard on yourself like that, anon.
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>reminder that Beaver and Raccoonfag now share a common goal of creeping on Hugh the skunk
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>>5410572
cuck
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>>5410534

Ah, I figured it was either really recent or really old. Thanks for that.
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>>5410562
we're not worthy
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>>5410470
>>5410562
>>5410516
You're a weirdo
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>>5410570

>>5406998
>>5407055
But those pics are Finnick/Weaselton.
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>>5410551
This one?
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>>5410456
So when is Dora going to find out whether the rumor about the well-hung ram is true or not?
She needs evidence! Photos! Molds of his dick!
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>>5410379
I like being alone
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>>5410610
open-world zootopia game when
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>>5410624
Brilliant
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>>5410630
2/2
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tegaki duel going on ?
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Tegaki's lines seem different tonight...
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>All this tegaki
I'm smiling and I don't know why, but I'm happy like this
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>>5410650
tegaki vs replyanon in an art-to-the-death
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>>5410587
Wait..! I think I almost got it that time!

Just, once more. Whisper it softly, in my ear.
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>>5410592
:DDDDDDDD
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>>5410632
>Molds of his dick!

That would make for a fun story:
>Dora buys an injection mold machine and decides to make "locally sourced" dildos
>Needs body casts of local dongs
>Remmy wakes up to find Charlie and Betty tying him down to his bed and holding a bucket of plaster.
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>>5410661
This Friday!
ONLY ON /trash/
Ask your local ISP about our packages.

*posting on /trash/ may cause the follwing effects: constant shitposting, memeing and cucking.
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>Fandom is built up around movie
>Fandom does NOT get so embroiled in its Original the Characters and remembers the original characters of the movie, even expanding upon them and including them in discussions nigh constantly

Man, you guys sure know how to fandom.
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>>5410687
>by 9 inches is actually a 2-inch dong with that tentacle thing being 7.5 inches
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>>5410669
>>5410694
truly!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjaqrPpdQYc
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>>5410687
>>5410707
???
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>>5410653
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>>5410779
real tegaki's have curves
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Jerboas are cute! CUTE!
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>>5410630
>>5410642

These were fake, right?
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I'm a little hot and bothered at the moment - can someone reccommend a good m/m fic in the pastebin?
muchas gracias.
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>>5410752
Oh my, I received my first tegaki! Yes!
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>>5410804

yeah
a quick twitter tag search for those tags easily proves they never existed
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>>5410804
Yea, you can check his twitter yourself. Theres no tweets on July 27
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>>5410700
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>>5410804
Yep.Look at the date.
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>>5410792
>Jerboas are for lewd! FOR LEWD!
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>>5410804
he deleted them
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>>5410835
Where are the lewds?
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>>5410779
>Somebody's holding tegaki hostage and forcing them lie at gunpoint
Not tegaki
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>>5410788
ppppppppffffphpthhfph :p xDD

>>5410792
:3
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>>5410815
Savage and the Savage.
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>>5410880
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>>5410838

no he didn't

one, he'd have no reason to
and two
i checked THE DAY THESE FAKES WERE POSTED
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So Zootopians, would you want to have a tiny rodent husbando/waifu, or would you rather be the tiny rodent?
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>>5410875
Rolling
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>>5410875
what's this roll for ? dick rolls ? bunny cunny rolls ? the size of a sandwich ?

Explain yourself.
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>>5410662
Cuck
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>>5410893
Dats cute
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>>5410901
he deleted them
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>>5410925
Well, I'm getting ready for my date with a field mouse right now, so...

Speaking of which, does this look okay?
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>>5410855
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>>5410945

he didn't delete them the minute the fakes were posted, which was when i checked first, m8.

Just give up.
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>>5410880
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>>5410934
nick's reaction to your dick
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>>5410961
he deleted them
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>>5410936
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>>5410662
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>>5410955

Depends, are you going on a date in a bookstore?

>>5410967

damn, got me
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>>5410967

...And I'm sure you have evidence to prove this claim of yours?
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>>5410955
You look great, I hope your date goes well.

Are you seeing a buck or a doe?

>>5410958
CUTE!
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>>5410870
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>>5410983
A coffee shop, actually. This is the most casual thing I own.

>>5410995
Thank you. And he's a buck.
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>>5410379
>(Submissions are due Sep. 28)

it's 29.
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>>5410573
Ha, that's great.
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>>5411005
Gay little rodents are the cutest.
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>>5410925
Tiny is best.
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>>5411034
Gay shota squirrel incest when?
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>>5410875
rollin'
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>>5410968
I have discovered more lines on the parchment
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Hey ya'll, its yer friendly neighborhood Pastebun Anon here, any new fics?
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>>5411045
But they're fully grown bucks. Little doesn't mean young.
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>>5411059
A new Pack Street chapter
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>>5411045
Incest is solely for Nick.
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>>5410958
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>>5410993
he deleted them
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>>5411081
No cucking allowed
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>>5410875
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>>5410968
>>5411057
>>5411076
I dunno why, but seeing these pics gave me the image of the kid from Neverending Story doing the scene where he shouts the empress' name, only for it to be "cucking meme" instead of "moon child".
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>>5411106
Draw more gay faggots being homosexual.
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>>5411113
Cuck
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>>5411177
;3
>>5411175
^^
>>5411162
:D :3
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>>5411177
Police Judy is about to fucking murder sunbather judy
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ded
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>>5410925
I'd prefer a gf a foot or two taller desu senpai

>>5411015
Judy learns the facts of life.
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>>5411177

I like how Nick only has eyes for the Judy in the swimsuit.
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>>5411177
When will the lewd begin? Sunbather Judy is ready to fuckin GO
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>>5411018
Its the 23rd
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>>5411129
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>>5411337
He looks more like he's staring at nothing/between his feet trying to keep track of all of them/think about what the hell he's supposed to do
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hey guys, fanart here. does anyone have tutorials on how to draw tigers? i'm sure i could figure it out but i was wondering if there were any good tutorials already floating around.
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>>5411317
Smaller is better, but I guess it would be nice to be able to fit inside her.
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>>5411357
its 2016
cmon anons
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>>5411371
find picture of tiger
draw what you see
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>>5411369

Sure, anon. Whatever floats your boat.
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>>5411365
That's gay. GAY!
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Zootopia Bleach
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>>5411418
Weaboos need to leave.
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>>5411371
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New comic!

Previous pages here: http://imgur.com/a/62eVu

>>5410573
I'm gonna have to draw a few silly things to go along with this in the future.
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>>5411455
>Auto
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>>5411426

Judy is the master of the mixed message.
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>>5411398
What does the weight of the water displaced by the /ztg/ cruise ship have to do with this
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>>5411466
The plot THICKENS
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>>5411371
>>5411476
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>>5411481
>sexypaws.png
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>>5411426
I love Nick's worried, almost frighten look in this one.
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>>5411481
I want to sniff and lick those pretty paw pads
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>>5411426
>True Love
Is this what it looks like?
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>>5411503
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>>5411371

Yo. Have some official(?) references.
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>>5411426
>"You see, that's what this machine does. It's cucking life."
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>>5411537
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>>5411503
>>5411521
>>5411533
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>>5411533
There's no way Byron doesn't have a paw fetish. We already know he's a gay furfag.
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even request
odd study
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>>5410606

Didn't really notice until now. I am perfectly ok with that pairing, too.
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>>5411600
More huge mammal/tiny mammal stuff
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>>5411418
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>>5411600
PAWS
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>>5411600
Nick and Judy wrestling.
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>>5411605
The world needs more tube dude lewds.
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zooptoopaloop is my favoopaloop mammamamlaamlamalmalamalamalamal movie
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>>5411648

I agree
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>>5411600
Seconding this >>5411626
Possibly combined with >>5411628
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>>5411600
DesxMolly please
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>>5411648
more lewds of unlewded OCs too
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>>5411665
Travis is cute! CUTE!
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>>5411600
draw a picture of Nick and Judy studying the stuff you need to study, with one of them explaining a detail to the other

So you are, in effect, drawing to study/studying by drawing
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>>5411714
If I learn anything tonight I'm gonna be livid
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>>5411676
Funny you should mention them.
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>>5411600

Draw the famous rodent boxer, Rocky Jerboa.
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>>5411455
>>5411476
>>5411537

this is some good stuff i'll be saving to my resources folder! thanks!
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>>5411748
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>>5411744
why desmond got that black man lip?
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>>5411748
But really, jerboas are the cutest.
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>>5411600
Excellent taste right here >>5411669
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>>5411600

combine >>5411669 with >>5410955 to fulfill >>5411682
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Jerboas aren't that cute tbqh
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>>5411772
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>>5411794
The legs are kinda freaky. BB's drawings were cute tho
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>>5411794
Look at this little happy hopper and say that again.
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>>5411794
This desu
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New blind read through!

Henry Gorden might have had a rough night, but not as rough as the impala murder victim. He's off to the morgue to see what new information they can gather. Will Henry be right in his prediction that this is all leading to a larger conspiracy? Will Victoria be able to keep her beloved city from tearing itself apart? Do you think kids watch mature-rated television shows at 7AM on the Nocturnal television networks? Find out in Wandering Paw Prints through the Mulberry Bush, chapter 4, by Magonel!

Text here:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7666555/chapters/18348928

Blind read through here:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/wandering-paw-prints-through-the-mulberry-bush-ch4

How has everyone been today? Tell me everything that I've missed! And tell me why there's a tegaki war going on!
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>>5411821
That's barely even a jerboa. Looks more like a bunny with a long tail.
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The movies continue!

Critters have been dealt with, up net we have
Gremlins.

The movie starts in 10 minutes!

after that:
Tremors
and as always, Zootopia.


Grab your drinks, snacks and get comfy with some movies!

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc
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>>5411856
> Looks more like a bunny with a long tail.

It's a long eared jerboa. They look exactly like a cross between a bunny and a mouse.
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>>5411730
China lost control of its space station and it's going to crash into the Earth next year
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>>5411854
I'm drunk for the first time and it's pretty neat.

I understand why people do this
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>>5410976
There's that image again
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Hey guys I was on a few days ago looking for advice on a deer I met in the gym. You were all rather insistent that she was coming on to me so I took your advice and asked her out, we're going on a date tomorrow.

Thing is I'm terrible with dates, and whats more I don't eat out at all really and have no idea where to take her or even a clear understanding of what deer even eat. I thought about a movie but the only thing really worth seeing right now is a predator horror flick and that would probably be in poor taste.

Do deer have any customs I should be aware of? Would it be inappropriate to nibble on her?
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>>5411901
>Pic of Judy being against underage drinking
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>>5411854
Holy shit comic thanks a a million!!!!
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>>5411901
Bunanon is dead timeline when?

I need me a grizzled old red.
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>>5411901

Good. Now drink until you learn why people don't drink.
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>>5411466
Oh boy! I love this comic so far!

>>5411901
Hey, that's awesome! Doing fun stuff while inebriated, like driving or operating heavy machinery?
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>>5411600
>>5411626
>>5411669
>>5411787
The best.
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>>5411466
>cuck sidestep
Maxine was getting interested and she almost got scared off.

Good to see he's not a two-timer.
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>>5411940
I'm going to apologize out of the bat for not having a ton of constructive criticism, but this chapter was just damn fun. I wracked my brain, but other than surface level grammar and stuff, it was primo.

Hope at least the "what I liked" section helps out, since there was very little in the "what could be improved"!
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>>5411936
>Taking a deer to a horror flick
Unless it sounds awesome to her, I'd probably just go with a semi-expensive restaurant. They have some really nice ones for couples in nocturnal district.
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>>5411854
Heyo Comic. I've wanted to ask you something about the VR market. Namely, what's your take on this Palmer Luckey hubbub? I personally laughed my ass off at all the immense temper tantrum the press threw. They're not even pretending to have journalistic integrity.
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>>5411938
shjhhhhhh

uts fine

>>5411943
uhhh,

no

>>5411944
I am tempted to have another drink, but I'm waiting a little so I don't puke or anytihng

>>5411946
Talking with friends and sitting around
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>>5411999
No problem VR, listening to it now
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>>5411938
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>>5411944
>Waiting for final season.gif
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>>5411864
Requesting source before the "source?" guy does.
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>>5412030
Oh my god, tipsy Bunanon is fucking adorable.
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>>5412030
I remember my first morning after...you should drink more
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>>5411744
This new?
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>>5412093

That rabbit is dead. Rigor mortis has even set in.
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>>5412063
https://twitter.com/raizinnDX/status/777900033924435969
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>>5412029
Hubbub about Palmer?

Uh... literally the only interaction I've ever had with Palmer is that I saw him at E3 and gave him a shirt and a printed out 3D sculpture of a character in our game. He seems cool! I have my problems with some of the Oculus backend and I think they should have waited till the end of the year to release, but... I honestly have no idea what he has done or said that you're talking about?

If you have more information, I'd love to hear it!

>>5412030
Nice! Have fun with your friends, do awesome drunk stuff, remember to drink a glass of water for every drink, and take your whiskey neat!
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>>5411995
No, he's not a cheater. He does have other character flaws, but everyone does.

>>5411946
Thank you!

>>5411487
Sort of, I suppose!

I'm not sure how many pages of this 'issue' are left, but I'm getting to the point where I first got stumped (I've got a bit more now}
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>>5412111
>that rabbit is dead
yeah, now you're gonna tell me Robin Williams is dead too
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>>5411309
There can be only one!
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>>5412149
What animal would Robin be in zootop?
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>>5412106
>I remember my first morning after

So, you're saying you didn't drink enough.
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>>5412161
A+
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>>5412160

A genie, duh.
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>>5412160
Platypus or yak.

Either hairy or goofy, depending on what element you want to focus.
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>>5412106
I'm drinking water for a bit.

>>5412093
t-tthanks

>>5412131
>whiskey
it's hard lemonade

it was two bottles of hard lemonade
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>>5412131
>If you have more information, I'd love to hear it!
Boy, are you in for a laugh. Here, pick any of 88 (and counting) articles.

https://ghostbin.com/paste/7mne8
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>>5411398

don't you mean floats your stoat?
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>>5412161
I've managed that exactly one time. That was one time too many.

Pleasantly Tipsy>>>>Blackout Drunk
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Someone post that screenshot of the school bully walking around with his mouse boyfriend in his underwear.
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>>5412221

Stoats don't float, though. They kill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDBgP83Sizo
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>>5412222
confirmed
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>>5412160
A regular human, where do you think that board game that I can assure you isn't getting a sequel sent him?
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>>5412160
A moose
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>>5412204
>lemonlade
Wew. You must be a teeny tiny person
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>>5412244
Even when violently murdering, stoats are cute af
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>>5412307
no it was alcohol mixed with piss
we call that lemonade here
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>>5412244

>implying stoats cant float

found the non-stoat
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>>5412307
She is a teeny tiny person
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>>5412204
>two bottles of hard lemonade
>and you're drunk

Ah, they're so adorable when they're inexperienced. YO LIVER GON' LEARN, SON!
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>>5412206
>No Economist article
No wonder I haven't heard nuthin' about it...

Seems funny though, but not something I'm interested in. I guess I understand why other people are interested in it, but its his money and he can do what he wants with it.

I don't usually talk politics, but I will say this:

Reddit

is

dumb.

So I don't care.

Now what I want to know is who is secretly funding the campaign to lewd VRbit. That maniac needs to be stopped! I bet its the person who made the View-Master! The fiend!
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This was a good fucking chapter for Remmy x Charlie shippers.
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>>5412131
Whiskey shouldn't be taken at all.
Whisky, on the other hand is God's own drink.

Neat is good, but a small amount of room temperature water is permissible, it creates a chemical reaction that release new and interesting flavors.

Cask strength should always be served with water, it's specifically designed for it, and drinking it neat will make the alcohol taste overpowering, and block out the flavors.

Swirling and lightly blowing on the drink before consumption isn't a bad idea. Again, you're removing excess alcohol. Whisky is a sipping drink, it's meant to be tasted and enjoyed; if you just want to get shitfaced, a low to mid grade vodka is better (high grade vodka's, of course, loop back to being a sipping drink. Their flavors are extremely subtle, but are there, and usually quite pleasant.)
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>>5412307
5'3" 107lbs

i am teensy

>>5412331
wot

>>5412344
Tipsy is more accurate

anyways I'll stop drunk shitposting now it's not what the thread wants to see

I guess, idk
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>>5412204
>two bottles
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>>5412331
Coors?
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>>5412381
IT WAS ME

I LEWDED THE VRBIT ALL ALONG

and also the comicanon
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>>5411015
Wait, which update is this panel from??
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>>5412420
Bud Light.
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>>5412420
any Americuckkk beer
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>>5412424
I lewded the VRBit
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>>5412226
This one?
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>>5412427
its a comic they just posted
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>>5412459
>>5412424
No, I'm Spartacus!
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>>5412392
>I'm actually attracted to smaller women
This needs to stop
>>5412390
Straight vodka pussys. Drinking should suck going down and the morning after
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>>5412390
I wish I could learn more about whisky... I don't do well drunk at all, though, so I'll have to settle with slowly becoming a coffee aficionado.

Someday I'll get back on the alcohol bandwagon...

What is your opinion on Manhattans and Old Fashions and Godfathers? If I ever had to have a mixed drink, I would fall back on those.

>>5412424
>>5412459
>>5412488
...Is there anyone who HASN'T lewded the VRbit?
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>>5410875
Rolling
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>>5412381
I agree on all counts, he should be free to do it, I just find it funny that, well, the media as a whole doesn't think so. They're acting like he funded the March on Rome or something.
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>>5412550
I actually haven't, I just made nose twitching edits
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>>5412492
If you find straight vodka to suck going down, you've had shitty vodka.

Also, vodka tends to be around 80 proof, about equal with your average whisky/whiskey. Not bad, but nothing special. You really want to get drunk, schnapps. Shit tends to be between 80-100 proof, but with very little alcohol flavor. It makes it difficult to realize just how much you're taking in.
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>>5412550
I haven't lewded him.
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>>5412460
>You will never be out in public with your little mouse boyfriend discreetly pleasuring you.

Life is a disappointment.
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>>5411936
>>5412017
Actually, don't take her to nocturnal. Take her somewhere crowded so she'd at least feel safe dating a pred. Then again I'm not sure what happened before
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>>5298841
>no seriously i didnt expect it to turn out like this.png
>>5388759
>When the thread burned because of it, it's hard to resist the allure of more delicious tears.
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>Bogo had gathered his best officers in the Bullpen for a meeting.
>"This is Agent Savage from the ZIA." The chief spoke, gesturing to the hare standing next to him.
>"Some of you have worked with him before," Bogo nodded to Nick and Judy. "those who haven't will become acquainted with him over the next few days."
>It was a training program meant to reinforce ties between the ZPD and ZIA, and make joint operations in the future nun smoother.
>While Bogo and Jack talked about what would be going on over the next few days Nick casually placed his arm across the back of Judy's chair while smirking at the stripped hare.
>Jack subtly shook his head and rolled his eyes but otherwise ignored the fox.
>"Another agent will be joining us today, to act as your drill instructor this afternoon- Ah, here she is now." Bogo gestured towards the door as the other agent entered.
>All eyes in the room fell on the stunning vixen as she gracefully strode across the room to stand between Bogo and Jack.
>Nick's grin slowly turned into a sad frown as he lowered his head to his desk.
>He could hear the murmurs of the other officers. Hushed lewd comments abounded and Nick clenched his eyes shut tighter and groaned inwardly at each one.
>Jack placed a paw on the vixen's shoulder. "This is my partner, Agent Wilde."
>Judy leaned towards Nick and whispered. "You never told me she was ZIA. Well, neither did she, but you could have mentioned it."
>Bogo and the agents continued laying out the itinerary, while some of the other officers found better things to worry about.
>Wolford and Delgato leaned forward and spoke in low voices.
>"Hey Nick, you never told us you had a sister."
>"Yeah, how come we never heard of your smoking hot sister before today?"
>The two mammals chuckled behind the fox as Nick sighed turned his head to the side to respond.
>"That's not my sister. That's my mom."
cont
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So that one fic, Death Becomes You, updated:

We got a little insight as to how the evil immigrant bats make people catatonic via constant orgasm.
We got to (finally) see how Judy got to be in the state that she was in at the very beginning of this shitshow- being drained of blood on a daily basis by a female bat, and force-fed chunks of Dawn Bellwether.
Jack Savage and Mai (still don't know who the fuck that is) and Nala (Judy's daughter, who is biologically Jack's but legally Nick's) are unable to cut through the polar bear's fat to get Judy out of his stomach. So instead they just hack off his lower jaw, and form a bunny chain to pull Judy out of his stomach via his esophagus. They're running away out of Zootopia now. Judy's still buck naked, no time to put on any clothes to make an escape.
We're getting closer and closer to some SavageHopps here. Which means Nick will soon be back in the picture. Dramabomb incoming.
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>>5412626

Oh hi, /tg/.

>>49484481
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>>5410379
>ztarchive.com
H-holy shit
This is why I need to look at what the OP post actually says in a general
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>>5411794
I guess Im out then!
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>>5412662
>TIL cross-board posting doesn't work on /trash/. Or maybe it just doesn't work when drunk.
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>>5412591
It was you!?

I should have known!!!

>>5412606
There is one rule of /ztp/ and its Do Not Lewd The VRbit.

Follow that rule and everything will be fine.

Also I love Percy and he's my favorite <3

I have to get going everyone! Be back later tonight! Love you all!
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>>5412699
If you meant to link /tg/...


>>>/tg/49484481
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So I was walking home from work, and I saw this in the window of a store. Pretty neat that they could get the license to show it.
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>>5412643
>stripped hare
whoops

>The wolf and lion exchanged surprised looks.
>"You serious?" Delgato asked.
>"Yup" Nick answered. "That's me ol' mum, Vivian Wilde."
>"I'd still hit it." Wolford offered.
>"No doubt." Delgato agreed.
>The two officers commented back and forth about how exactly how they would like to hit it.
>"I'd give her some instructions on drilling."
>"Advanced physical fitness examination."
>"She could demonstrate her best seduction techniques on us."
>"Some joint operations in the back of the records department."
>"Lessons on penetrating the enemy's rear defenses."
>"Hey, bet you 50 bucks I get her screaming my name by the end of the day."
>"You're on."

>Technically Delgato won the bet. She did scream his name. And everyone else's too.
>"MOVE Delgato you dickless fuck! Get over that wall!"
>"Wolford you will run this course correctly or I will skull-fuck you with a porcupine!"
>"Hopps if you hesitate at that corner again I will hoist you up that flagpole by your ears!"
>"Wilde! Get off the ground and keep running before I spray so much fox-repellent up your ass McHorn will start carrying you on his belt!"
>"What are you laughing at Higgins? If you have time to laugh you have time to crawl under the barbed wire again! Move it shit-stain!"
>"...good hustle, Clawhauser."
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>>5412719
>Bounce House
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>>5412719
>bounce house
You mean a jump junction?
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>>5412694
That's a cute jerboa.
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>>5412626
shhhhhhh

i'm too drunk to really gice a shit

>>5412492
stop what?
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>>5412719
>bounce house
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>>5412721
>>"...good hustle, Clawhauser."
10/10
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>>5412704
VRbit just needs to be shown how knotting can feel good after all
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>>5412719
>Bounce house
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>>5412719
You should totally go
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>>5412550
Always drink it from a dram glass! They're shaped to bring your nose into a close, confined space with the whisky. Because smell is so linked to taste, this helps enhance the experience. The smell by itself, called the bouquet, is generally very nice in and of itself to boot!

The nice thing about whisky is how versatile it is; you have everything from gentle Dalwhinnie to somewhat sweeter Balvenie all the way to Laphroaig (a campfire in a peatbog, with hints of salt spray), there's something for everyone.

That being said, I'd recommend Glenlivet or Glenfiddich (12 years for both) for everyday use. They're popular for a reason; they may not be the best whisky out there, but they're good, and relatively cheap (~$27-$32 a bottle).
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>>5412719
>face painting
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>>5412651
I'm really not sure how I feel about that fic. It's like, the writer has legit talent, but the premise feels kinda...dumb.

And a lot of it feels contrived, and done more for "how shocking/grimdark can I make this"
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>>5412769
>less than 3 drinks
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>>5412719
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>>5412876
>Its time to stop
I think that means its the opposite.
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>>5412769

I'll match your drinks with tequila shots.

Will probably do more then 2 though.

Also oh yeah 2 more doujins are on the way thread, woo woo. Again not lewd, for whatever reason they are more rare.
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>>5412926
What's your opinion of that raccoon who tried to steal your princess bun?
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>>5412821
those were happier days.
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>>5412867
I jumped around a bit, chapter to chapter and read a part where some big mammal kills a possum by using them as a literal cock-sleeve.

I said, "Uh." and stopped reading.
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>>5412951

>Tried

With how much he stalks Beav I never had any worries.

Also at 3 shots now.
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>>5412757
Around here they're called Floaty Uppy Bubbly Boinkers.
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>>5412651
I tend to forget about this fic, only to read it and think "the reason I forget about this fic is because it keeps shifting too much". Sometimes it is hard to keep up with what is actually happening. I really hope there is little to no drama and the one-sided SavageHopps doesn't play that big of a role. So far Judy has shown no interest in Jack (unless I overlooked a part, point out anywhere I may have missed) while Jack seems to be somewhat smitten with her for some reason.
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>>5412769
quit being cute
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>>5412953
Just looking through old saved pics
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>>5412961
The fuck.

Too bad. Like I said, there's some legit talent there; I thought the pre-ruin/standard romcom stuff was well written, and I'd have loved to see more of it. I wish the author didn't go all "3edgy5me"
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i just slsipped roofs iiin waeaversda drinskl
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>>5412109
Just drawn today, yes
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>>5413007
You mean a Flotation Inflation?
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>>5412953
Uhh, anon...
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>>5412867
The premise is extremely stupid, and it's entirely way too contrived. I'm nearly 100% certain that Judy is going to fuck Savage at some point just for Nick to walk in on them despite being held captive by the bats. He escaped them (somehow) and survived (somehow) long enough to see his wife get banged by the rabbit that provided the knuckle children for his daughter.
Then as Judy tries to catch up with Nick, she's going to see him heroically sacrifice himself so that Judy, Jack and their daughter can escape- and Nick's going to die brutally right in front of her for added shock value.
Bonus points if his severed head or tail flies out and smacks Judy right in the noggin.
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>>5413027
No, a Space Walk
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>>5413050
You mean a Solar Stroll?
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>>5413029
Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuut
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>>5413064
Nono, a Lunar Turf
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>>5413029
Oh neato, haven't seen this one
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>>5413050
It is called a Jump Castle, obyvatel'skiy
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>>5413118
Except it's known as a Hop Stop
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>>5413118
a Flying Feudalism?
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>>5413029
Chumpy is a changeling, it's coo
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>>5413025
If that's you Chumpy, how's life?
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>>5413143
funny way to spell Moon Room
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>>5413040
People really shouldn't be allowed to write until they've outgrown the edgelord phase.
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>>5413008
Jack is smitten with Judy in this fic because she's his baby momma.
Jack donated cum to the sperm bank that Judy and Nick used so they could have children. WildeHopps just inadvertently chose Jack's buck batter.
>>
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When I'm bored I spam human in zootopia fanfics with copypasta and funnyjunk
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>>5413014
Oh hey I remember this.
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>>5413159
Edgelordiness can be useful if you can focus it and not be full retard about it.
Just look at Poe!
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>>5412719
>BOUNCE HOUSE
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>>5413170
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ᴮᵁᴺᴱ
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>>5413185
Being non-retarded about it makes you not an edgelord. Just a writer of dark and depressing themes.
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>>5413152
I'm not Chumpy, sadly. I wish I could draw as well as he does.
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>>5413157
I believe the correct term is Hopsie-Flopsie
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>>5413219
I dunno, high school me was pretty retarded, he didn't even join a single club.
But when the teacher said "I'm handing out random pictures, right a horror story," I went edgy and wrote about spiders devouring a team of space explorers.
I don't know if the paper was best in class for legitimate reasons or it was a "don't shoot up the school pls"
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>>5413216
ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃᶰᵈ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵃʳᵏᵉʳ
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>>5413265

Look at that slutty gay horse.
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>>5413265
Weaver-chan is adorable.

and probably evil.
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>>5413316
Her tits get bigger the more attention she gets
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>>5413316
Weaver is a saint. A SAINT!
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>>5413152
Don't think he frequents this place much no more.
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>>5413208
>>5413014
>>5413175

>the party was comf

Guys why???
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>>5413270
Here's a real horror story for you: It wasn't that your story was good, it just that the rest of the class was even more retarded than you were.
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>>5413347
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>>5413357
Pls let me stay deluded that intelligence isn't limited to 1% of humanity
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>>5413341
no he's not

he molested me and stole my wool
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>>5413377
half of this picture is dead.
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>>5413346
He seems to spend all his time on the Discord
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>>5413396
But new people come in, the replacements don't nearly come close in numbers to those that have left
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>>5413389
Now now, first Noble Truth: Life is profoundly unsatisfactory.

But no, in all seriousness, 50% of humanity is at or above average intelligence!

Of course 50% is also at or below average intelligence.
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>>5413377
>I was never included even though I tried
>not even gay furries think I'm cool
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>>5412793
>>5412719

Oh boy, a Bounce house
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>>5413396
Memorial to the fallen,
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>>5413414
That's why I said this place. But to be fair he kinda stopped coming before he left for CG.
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>>5413441
Try harder, faster, and everything mate. Not everyone got in that night.
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>>5413040
The question is will it be a "he is a bunny and I like him" fuck, "he is the father of my child" fuck or will it be a pity fuck?

In all seriousness, if Judy does fuck Savage I will be amused since it will be a 180 with everything she has said. At most, she is friendly with Jack and pities him for what he has gone through, but she never has shown any romantic interest in him. Whenever Jack flirts, Judy either points out it is creepy or she is married.
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>>5413511
But, as we've already determined, intelligence is not this fic's strong point.
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>>5413441
Don't worry, I wasn't either. But thats because I dont have a fursona
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>>5413442
Why post the super blurry version?
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>>5413457
The artfags we've lost
Won't stop hurting
It's like they're all still there
You feel it too, don't you?

I'm gonna make Discord give back our friends
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>>5413579
You can't revive the dead, anon
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>>5413569
He's got it as a funnyjunk jpg, too
Cmon people, it's the current year and you're using jpgs?
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>>5413567
Why not? Give in to it, you're already /trash. What more have you got to lose?
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>>5413569

>12th
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>Make discord give back our friends
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>>5413602

The hell you can't. You just need to will, and the chemistry.
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>>5413511
Probably a bit of "he is a bunny, and therefore faced the same adversity as I did" and "he is the bunny version of Nick, complete with troubled childhood" and pity fuck.

Apparently, the other rabbit Mai, rebuffed his advances.
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>>5413641
spoiler alert: I'm not serious
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>>5411936
yeah i'd say either somewhere relatively busy where you can still have some privacy or, if she's into it, the horror movie
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>>5413641
It's a MGSV quote.
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>>5413678
and a brother, an arm and a leg.
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>>5413641
have a(you) for that high quality gif
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>>5413579
Most of the Content Creators that are active still frequent both
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>>5413703
I didn't have a decent laugh

>>5413712
Never played that shit.
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I can't believe Bunanon is fucking dead.
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>>5413759
Regardless, it's literally just a joke. Chill.
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>>5413775
She's literally in this thread
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>>5413775

>I can't believe Bunanon is fucking the dead.
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>>5413803
She got too drunk and took a knot too big for her and fucking died. F.
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>>5413780
>Just chill
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When does Weaver's Dick First Tour begin?
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>>5413775
i'm literally tipsy and here

hi

but yeah sorry i killed that

it's difficult to narrative that way without having a conflict that is resolved by "just fucking talk to him"

So I'm outta ideas and shoulda killed it months ago but I didn't so now it's marred by poor decision making

Oh well, can't win 'em all
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>>5413854
We need more MGS memery
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>>5410501
source?
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>>5413873
Oh I just meant you as a person lmao. But thanks for the (You).

>literally tipsy
how does this differ the figurative?
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>>5413873
It was a fun ride and thanks for it.
Maybe a little something for the holidays?
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>>5413917
chug enough water and convince your're are self its alcohol and you'll be figuratively tispy
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>>5413917
One involves alcohol. The other's pretty much trying to read Tolstoy at 3 A.M.
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>>5413888
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>>5410521
source?
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>>5413940
That's a good answer. I can actually get that way when I think about it enough/am writing drunk characters. Not nearly as fun as actually being drunk.

>>5413937
>tfw wasn't around for Bunanon's Wild Ride
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Hey guys it's writeyote! Rember me? Well anyway I was wondering if any of you have a good promt for a short fic as I feel like shit and writing would probably help me out.

Aslo what are you listening to? https://youtu.be/Ehm2SUYQbQI
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>>5413873
I'd read stories you write. Just please, no more SavageHopps
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>>5413631
An ideal age for bouncing.
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>>5413983
Ah, two young members of the species Mammalus obesus
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>>5414020
re-posting from last thread

Bunnys proably have a species wide pregnancy fetish.

>Nick and Judy can't have kits
>Male bunnys of high prestige often have mulitiple wives.
>Judy starts trying to set her husband up with vixens.
>Nick's freaked out.
>Judy takes this as a sign of low selfesteem
>No way she's letting this stand. Someone as wonderful as Nick deserves a huge harem.
>Operation: I want kits so just fucking sleep with her already intensifies.
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>>5411864
twitter link?
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>>5414137
https://twitter.com/raizinnDX
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>>5411926
source?
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>>5414137

>>5412114
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Oh yeah. Someone suggested this, so I doodled it up quick.
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>>5414020
A classic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pguMUFyJ3_U

As for a prompt, how about...molly and des, or sunny and zeke trying to find the right apartment?

Or if you want something lewd, Martina in the 'arcade'.
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>>5414247
That was me and it's SO CUTE
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>>5413873
I would read a proper Bunanon x Red story if you wrote one.

Just saying.
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we were not prepared for Gremlins, up next is Tremors.

movie starts in 5 minutes or so.

after that we have, as always, Zootopia.


Grab your drinks, snacks and get comfy with some movies!

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc
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>>5413569

my nick wilde/whitney gekkerson ship is alive and well
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>>5414250
I did a molly and dez greentext a little while ago. So maybe Sunny and Zeke. Any scenarios you had in mind?
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Since I can't get the webm to upload, and the mp4 won't convert- have a link to some paws instead:

http://bdanimare.tumblr.com/post/150836130466/paws-arent-they-the-best-anyway-this-is-my
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>>5414020

Write about a quartet of young Hopps siblings falling into some cups and adorably falling asleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hh9lWK-iwc
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>>5414247
Percy got cucked
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>>5414321
>ashitkorp
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>>5413696
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>>5412651
this seems all over the place
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>>5414457
deal with it , anon.
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>>5414020
Maybe a short fic with Nick and Jack as partners, based on this comic.

http://imgur.com/a/riFGA
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>>5414030
Don't worry

Current pipeline is House of Memories revisions

then a sequel

then some weird fic idea I had that I have a vague outline for

And a possible collab with another writer
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>>5414020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUmq1cpcglQ
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>>5414478
>this seems all over the place
yes, just like the fic
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>>5414478
And it really fucking is. From an opossum getting it's guts literally fucked out of its mouth from getting raped by a larger mammal's cock to Judy being swallowed whole by a polar bear and needing to be pulled out of his esophagus.

Even Oates wants a piece of bunny cunny in this literary masterpiece.
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>>5414489
I said I didn't want any SavageHopps!
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>>5414540
It is not the best Zootopia fic ever written. It's not the worst, but it definitely down there.
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>>5414487
I could... But how would judy fit in.
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>>5414571
A sequel won't be SavageHopps
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>>5414371
Y'know to be honest, I don't. I kind of just shat out that idea while browsing my images.

It's funny, I always come up with things I could request artists/writers that I think they'd find fun to write, then completely forget them when I'm in the thread. I'm sorry
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>>5414571
House of Memories is about as far from SavageHopps as possible. He's creepy stalker/rapist, and she only feels anything for him because of mind-control drugs. And then Jack gets a baseball bat to the face.
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>>5414497
Honestly both of those I could see happening in a fic if it tried to be shocking (even if I don't know where you go from there to keep the shock factor), but the parallel plot of shipping seems to be very silly.

Like some movies where the world is getting torn apart by some war and THE PROM IS TOMORROW.
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>>5414599
Or maybe Jack comes back as a ghost and possesses Nick's body.
>>5414584
I think you mean how would they fit in Judy.
>>5414578
when I type literary masterpiece, I type it dripping with sarcasm
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>>5414540

That description begs the question: why write it in the first place? Is it trying for shock value like Cupcakes or something?
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>>5414478
Very. A part of me is completely turned off by the whole "Show some present time, then going back to Judy's memories as she regains her memories" thing that the fic has going on as it can be hard to keep up with whatever is happening. I personally don't see the whole idea of Judy fucking Jack other than the fic just throws out the most random crap so her doing that would just be another random thing that happens.

>>5414584
Don't fit her in. Just have this as an AU with Jack taking Judy's place in the universe as either partners with Nick on the force or they are both special agents.
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>>5414371
Hm...How about Sunny trying to find something to give hsi Yene for his birthday?
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>>5414629
I was agreeing with you.

The sarcasm is palpable even over the internet.
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>>5414624
>American election going to tear itself apart this October
Oh, Halloween is coming up!
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>>5414624
It's trying to be shocking, but also trying to rope the readers in by giving Judy emotional baggage. And the best drama is cooch drama.
>>5414635
It seems to be going for raw shock value, yes.
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>>5414635
The author is called " Darkflamewolf", and their other two fics appear to deal in similar thems. I'm pretty certain that this unironic, and supposed to be "cool" and "mature".
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>>5414578
>>5414629
>>5414647
You want a true literary masterpiece looks like, look no further than this: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12103217/1/Sacrifices
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>>5414640
Well I'll start writing this! Probably be done by tomorrow
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Jesus Christ I'm so lonely
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>>5414716
you spelled "lovely" wrong.
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>>5414716
Same, anon. I want cuddles. ._.
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>>5414716
Go to bed Kim Jong Il, you're dead.

(ikfb)
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>>5414716
I'm lonely too.

Wanna be lonely together?
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>>5414679
Well, then my response is, "meh." Shock value only works once. And after seeing stuff like the Dagestan beheading video, there's very little that's shocking anymore.

>>5414694
Poe's Law, my friend.
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>>5414734
Thanks anon

>>5414752
Sure. I'll bring cigarettes.
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>>5414703
The sad part is, chapter one actually seemed pretty okay. Yeah, nothing world shattering, but all in all pretty good for fan fiction.

And then everything immediately went to shit. Almost like an entirely different person was writing it. No one acts like an adult. I mean seriously, adopting a child out of the blue? And these are supposed to be police officers, they have to actually pass a psych eval. They shouldn't be acting like fucking 15 year olds.

Here's one:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12033063/1/Red-Meat

Started out nicely, then the author decided that the OC villains need to be the totally justified good guys, and it all went down hill from there.
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>>5414794
Why have cigarettes when you can just snuggle?
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>>5414774
Yeah, overall it's pretty meh. It's very obvious that it's going for cheap shock by using the innocence of Judy as a juxtaposition.
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>>5414761
Seriously, though, this movies ruined me.

The character dynamic of Nick and Judy, every word they say to each other is so endearing and adorable and I just love it so much.

And I want that kind of love for myself. But that's not how love really works anymore.
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>>5414774
>Poe's Law
I want to believe, but...
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>>5414809
Being lonely together implies we brood on it till it passes, not seek solace in company.

I just want to dwell on it until its as natural as breathing and I just forget how lonely I am.
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>>5414838
You can get pretty darn close. Endearing and adorable all the time isn't nearly as engaging and prolonging as having someone you genuinely enjoy having conversations about specific topics with.

You can be cutesy 24/7, but it gets old. You've gotta laugh together and be able to cry a bit together to really enjoy it.
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>>5414703
I'm a few paragraphs in and.. hahaha wtf is this???
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http://wonderfullydistractedart.tumblr.com/
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>>5414896
I agree. I'm not good at phrasing my thoughts.

I've never met someone I've really connected with or enjoyed talking to on an emotional level. That's mostly my fault, evidently, but whatever.

Survive and overcome.
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>>5414715
Awesome! :D Looking forward to Nick and Jack interacting with no Judy in the universe to keep them from being the best of bros/partners.

>>5414798
Honestly after chapter one I took the whole thing as a parody, the only way I could read it is to convince myself it is so bad it is good.

Let's add more stories that are masterpieces!

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12160438/1/I-Still-Think-of-Her-Occasionally

A one-shot where Nick basically rejects Judy when she asks for them to take another step in their relationship, they don't talk for months even at work, and Nick transfers when Judy moves on...except she didn't I think? I don't even know...

>>5414838
Basically as >>5414896 says, being cutesy gets old after a while. I almost had a relationship like this, where we were just comfortable with each other no matter what, either in silence in each others company or could talk about anything. Then disagreements over friends happened, disagreements over our futures and now I haven't talked to her for about a year now.

>>5414946
It is what a True Masterpiece Looks Like.
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>>5414966
Are the legs in the bottom right supposed to be connected to the cock-hugging Judy?
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>>5415012
>either in silence in each other's company or could talk about anything
This is the best feeling in the world. Just sitting and being quiet with someone, even if you're not holding each other, just kinda hanging out. It's nice to just be able to chill out like that.

Sorry to hear about your relationship, anon. I'm hoping I get to keep what I have forever.
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dont be we're here
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>>5415068
God damn that's cute.
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>>5415012
Don't forget, for acting like a sane, rational adult, Judy's the bad guy, at least according to Wolford.

Here: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12096424/1/Nick-and-Judy
mere words cannot do justice to this literary treasure!
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>>5415068
fucking cute
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>>5415068
I love Judy chinning Nick. Thank you so much.
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>>5415068
Holy shit that's so adorable. Oh my goodness.
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>>5415068
How else will all the other bunnies know that "this is MY fox"? Rabbit scent glands are under their chins!
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>>5415123

Meanwhile, Nick spends the rest of the day catching whiffs of some scent that he just. Can't. FIND.
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>>5413915
http://gokhan20.tumblr.com/

>>5413961
http://twinscovercorner.tumblr.com/
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>>5415191
remember the original zoot threads?
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>>5415213
When we were still all on /co/?
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>>5414275
Thank you very much. Glad you like it anon!

>>5414424
How can he get cucked if he's not in a romantic relationship, or even has a crush on anyone?
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>>5415256
I just meant the ones in which we spammed porn, but that was cool, too

RIP chorbis
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>>5415288
Well I haven't seen that pic before. That's pretty fucking hot. Thanks.
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>>5415256
a few hours later...
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>>5415256
Remember the thread that made Chumpy leave /co/ in disgust?
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>>5415191
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>>5415345
Yeah, though to be honest I didn't leave until the same happened to Bore.

Looking back though, I kind of think it was for the better. These threads just boomed into something magical.
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>>5415092
The main issue I had with "Still think of Her" was the weird back and forth that kept going on. Apparently Judy doesn't care about Nick, they don't talk for months, moved on to another bunny that Nick sees her making out with...so why does she care if he leaves, and why does she feel "alone" when she has a damn boyfriend? The only thing I could think of is that Judy doesn't really care about the bunny other than trying to move on, in which the line "the idiot ditched her, because he was upset it wasn't him" kind of says otherwise. I'm not even going to comment on Nick...

WHAT IN THE WORLD DID YOU LINK!? What is this...

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11901147/1/The-Warmbloods

Have fun with angst, angst, and Nick's secret life as an angst rock legend.

>>5415047
I have mostly gotten over it, it will always hurt to some level because I have yet to meet another person where I felt that completely relaxed in their company, but what's done is done. I hope your relationship stays healthy and happy.
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>>5415345
I think this is the screencap I'm looking for
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>>5415345
fuck /co/ in general, even when I storytime euro comics fucking /aco/ is a better crowd
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Graboids visit a Gazelle concert in Sahara Square
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>>5415433
Now with a part 2! Even more angst! Because fuck you, that's why!
>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11901147/1/The-Warmbloods
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>>5415492
artist?
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>>5415423
Actually, come to think of it, Bore getting ganked was what got him to leave. He was in the middle of drawing requests and that image being remoev'd made him ragequit.
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>>5415541
https://twitter.com/grosspups/status/779484972474302464
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>>5415486
Abusive bun is best bun
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>>5415646
I miss these kind of images.
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>>5415761
>it's the kiss edit
Good, good.
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>>5415504
And, before I go to bed, an actual masterpiece: http://archiveofourown.org/works/7714264/chapters/17579881
Well written, unique, and expands on the themes present in the movie, generally in a more adult manner (including but not limited to: abusive relationships and sexuality)
The characters are complex, the villains have actual motivations, and Nick both a vastly different character and recognizably Nick Wilde. The author is also extremely intelligent, well educated and very willing to talk; reading the comments and conversations reveals a great deal of supplementary information (one of the main villain's primary motives, Nick being somewhat gender fluid, and that the fic is overall a happy one about overcoming problems, it just has to go through a bit of hell to get there first). It's one of the best fics in the fandom, and it doesn't get nearly enough love.
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campaign manager is a thankless job
it turns out that being around a rotund woman who's always busting out of her top is only hot when you're not the one who has to clean up after her

now she's drunk and begging for sweets
god I know you don't exist but save me from this hell

I think I finally understand how Stevens must feel
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>>5415458
>>5415345
>>5415256
Man we've come a long way. It's crazy just thinking of all the ups and downs we've been through.
How much longer do you guys think the threads will last?
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>>5415778

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cringe.
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>>5415841
this is the hell you chose for yourself, no backsies
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How does page 1 look, guys?
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So.

Does anyone here want to be the bun?
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>>5415927
I want to be the bun. Buns are cute.
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>>5415910
>The ring
The best
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>>5415927
... I kind of want to be the bun
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>>5415941
notice Nick's not wearing one

c u c k
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>>5415849
>How much longer do you guys think the threads will last?
I bet quite a lot more. I wonder if we will have a TT Christmas and/or New Year...
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>>5415910
>a ring
Yessssssssss
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>>5415965
Wouldn't that make Jack the cuck?
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>>5415927
I think I'll stay as my Mongoose. I don't want to go through the bunny stereotypes...

What would Mongoose stereotypes even be?
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>>5415884
I really enjoy these two
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>>5415927
I can't believe BB's no longer here to care for his buns...
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>>5415965
wedding rings are not worn on the right hand you tard
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>>5415979
You put snakes in your mouth all the time.
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>>5415841

Give the girl what she wants.
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>>5415927
Yeah
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>>5415941
>>5415975
It's heterosexual sex within marriage in the missionary position for the purpose of reproduction. I'm going full deviant here.
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>>5415999
Nick's left hand is under Judy

you double tard
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>>5416030
You still wouldnt see the ring because his hand is under her.
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>>5415940
>>5415956
>>5416017
yes, but do you want to dress up in pretty little outfits to impress your pred boyfriend?

And do you want those outfits to end up shredded on the floor as he takes you for the third time that night?
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>>5416066
M-maybe. Definitely. How did you know that I want to feel his teeth on me as he talks about what pathetic prey I am?
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>>5416066
This is getting erotically specific
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>>5415927

No, because rabbits honestly kinda suck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpKJA9sJ1Ac
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>>5415910
>cheating jack with a fox
How could you, judy....
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>>5415927
I am quite being a silver fox. I would, however, very much like to have the bun, and others, turn in their term papers. This was not a hard assignment, if you were not spending so much time shitposting, you would be done by now.
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>>5416104
How could she knot?
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>>5416095
But if his teeth are on your neck, he won't be able to talk.

You must be thinking about how YOU'd be talking about what pathetic prey you are, about how you deserve to be ravaged by a big scary predator until you're dripping from both ends.

And then, of course, he'd remove those knives from your tender throat, sneak his snout up to your ear, and whisper that you're completely and entirely wrong. How you're a dumb bunny.

HIS dumb bunny.
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>>5416029
Too bad, have more, blyad.
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Friendly reminder that Zootopia is now available on Netflix in some regions

Use this fact to convert friends and family to the Church of WildeHopps
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>>5416104
two foxes.
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>>5415972
That's kind of what I'm thinking. There's always great potential for holiday art. But honestly I don't see much of a prospect worth staying here over after that.
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>>5416066
Jeez Louise.

Yes.
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OP is a faggot

>>5416038
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>>5416175
two knots it is then.
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>>5416170
All according to plan
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Last for comfy pawfeetsies
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>>5416238
>Mchorn spray
There's a old one
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>>5416258
HHNNNGGG god damnit, anon.
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>>5416162
Oh, you're right. I guess I wasn't thinking straight, too distracted by the thought of his teeth poking at me and scraping my neck.

I'd be babbling on about how I want him to mess me up. How I want him to talk about how easily he could hurt me or do whatever he wanted with me.
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>>5416258
Hell yea
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>>5416175
>nick and judy want a gay kid
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>>5415841
draw her getting railed by Weavalope already
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>>5416337
GO TO SLEEP CANIDAE
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>>5416321
(ಠ_ಠ)
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>>5416363
>get called Canidae once, Weaver twice, and someone else I cant remember once
I should make a game of this
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>>5416337
>>5416363
>>5416568

I'm Canidae, I will read some fics for y'all later.
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>>5416738
before or after you have sex with OfficerFox?
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>>5416799

he's literally half my age, I would rather grind one out on a dryer
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>>5416799
go back to bed, nick
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>>5416881
>he's literally half my age
you say that like it's something bad
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>>5416881
so what, you're 39?
Give VRBit a run for his money
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>>5417220

I'm only 29. Bit is 25.
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>>5417280
>29/2=14.5
>literally twice his age
>>>/rules/
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>>5417280
>All these old motherfuckers
Crusty old men & women
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>>5417375

I'm am more supple at 29 than you were at 5.
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>>5417415
No shit, all that weight pulverized your spine
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>>5417459
>supple = juvenile and flexible
>juvenile and flexible = crushed spine
???
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>>5417488
>supple = flexible
>no spine turns you into one of those tubemen at car dealerships
This isn't that difficult
You get rid of a bone or a chain of bones, and that flesh becomes much more flexible now that there's nothing hard keeping it steady
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>>5417488
>You get rid of a bone and that flesh becomes much more flexible now that there's nothing hard keeping it steady
A-anon, not now



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