Zootopia General: Clever and witty title EditionPastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2TBooru: zoo.booru.orgZTArchive: ztarchive.comDesustorage: desuarchive.org/trashPrevious thread (bstats): archive.b-stats.org/trash/thread/5275022Thematic Thursdays: derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays (Suggestions are open until Sep. 19 00:00 GMT)Previous Theme: Species-specific customsAdditional notes: OP is still a nerdhttp://pastebin.com/eCsd1hU1I wanted to release this little helper script for making the OP pasta just in case anyone was tired of using the old copy+paste method.Feel free to use this yourself if you want.This script should work with any system that uses bash (Unix-based systems and Cygwin).
What kind of sidearm would Judy carry? Nick?
FIRST FOR- ...god damnit
>>5284155Nah, he's too big. She could never carry him.Maybe a mouse.
>>5284226it's alright anon.Bune is always here for you
>>5284155Nick would carry a Colt 1911Judy would carry a 44 magnum
>>5284281WhewWas nervous there for a bit! <3
>>5284290I dunno, 44 magnum seems a bit extraneous for Judy. She'd want something small and functional.
>>5284315And before I forget, there's a joke in here about tiny rabbit cocks
Evens: Take requestsOdds: Polish a previous sketch
First for Charlie > Betty
If Noir is chosen, I would imagine the veteran cop Judy would be more suited to it than final version Judy.
>>5284329>ywn be penetrated by Judy
>>5284342Ozzy being all mopey and sad
>>5284342teenage gazelle and nick being silly
>>5284342An old racist rodent teaching rodent children why larger mammals aren't too be trusted using stereotypes
>>5284342Original design Judy flirting with Nick. Your choice to include final design Judy.
Hello, new thread.Are you ready for a Charlie Adventure?Well, you'll just have to curb your enthusiasm, because this is just a demo.https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/bijaqz0jzt4hklz/Charlie's%20Night%20In.html?dl=0
>>5284388I second this
>>5284342Judy and Nick in a truck driving through Bunnyburrow's countryside
>>5284155A Glock 19
>>5284155Judy would carry some sort of snub nose pistol.
>September 16th, 2016 16:30>I came here thinking my content would improve the thread. But the thread is rotten to the core, a tower built of glistening shit, collapsing and being rebuilt. The content merely provides a platform for the shit to be piled on, and a liferaft to stand above it. AllI can do is hope I don't fall in.<scroll past a few shitposts>>This thread isn't afraid of me, the only thing it fears is having the filth washed away, revealing the naked anons for who they are.<cuckpost>>No one can change this thread, it's trash, and always will be.September 16, 2016 17:04>Shitposter found dead in an alley, took a tumble from a roof, bastard probably did it for the (You)s, I'm here to find out why.<incredibly short interpersonal communication, followed by pictures being taken and papers being handed, along with a slowmo movement of the shitpost being deleted and the thread autoscrolling to the detective>>September 16, 2016 17:27>A shitposter was murdered.
>>5284155To compensate for their small sizes compared to humans, I would say give Nick an FN Baby Browning (.25 ACP) and give Judy a Jennings J-22 (.22 LR).
It's just a tube of dickstick (lipdick? dicklip?) they said.What could go wrong they said.
>>5284426Nice concept! I'd love to see this worked on further! ...That being said, no amount of neat "heh-heh, just a demo sorry"-jokes will make up for ludicrously little content. If I were you, I wouldn't link to this until I had more content added.
>>5284516Canidae's muzzle turns into a dox fick
>>5284527Well, obviously.This was just me trying to link to other scenes without actually naming the scenes in the link, because that looked bad.This is, in fact, just a demo for me to learn how to do something. I wouldn't post an actual Twine adventure until it was at least mostly finished.
>>5284472-AF ?A Fag ?Another Furry ?Alimony Forgotten?Astronomical Faggot ?
So you think Mead's done with JiD?
>>5284472<15-minute flashback scene that basically writes the ending>>>5284680Amy Fuchs[spookyscaryspoilers]Coincidentally the person that posted that gif a few threads ago, where you likely grabbed it from.[/sendsshiversdownyourspoiler]
>>5283736 (Dead) #i wish i could draw slippery tube dudes as cute as you
>>5283750 (Dead)>tits on betty
>>5284708Thought he said it was all done a while ago.I'm gonna miss it.
>>5284472Nah, VRbun drowned in coffee, which was kinda his own fault...
>>5284733Are you calling VRBit a shitposter?
>>5284757We're all shitposters here man, the good, the bad and the bun.
>>5284708he said he's got a definite wrap up planned. I think we can expect it this weekend?I'm sure it will be a VERY HAPPY LITTLE STORY
>>5284708don't think so
>>5284714Nope i nabbed it from google.http://i.imgur.com/lUIlU4l.gif
We've memed Sky(e) into existence for real this time. JP twitter https://twitter.com/tan_po_po_tan/status/776467817629573121
>>5284744Oh god that's brilliant
>>5284846wtf i hate skye now
>>5284799July is Dead timeline is go
>Molly and Des
>>5284888oh boy i cant wait for the plot where canidae does something completely retarded with a pants on head retarded evil plan and her moustache twirling evil laugh gets devoured by eagles from aviatropolis.
>>5284888Trips? 8s?if 666 is satan tripsand 777 is heavenly tripsi think you know what his 8 legsSPIDER TRIPS
>>5284846>fan draws some art themseves>memed into existenceLet me know why Bryon starts doing it.
>>5284942I thought they were Hitler trips
>>5284942City of sapient arachnids confirmed in JiD AU.
>>5284912>>5284937>>5284942Meme magic is going to take Mead's story to the future
>>5284823Will he appear as a Mufasa floating head styleor more like star wars style"Use the knot july"
>>5285000so many spiders
>>5284937Please! I am the LEAST evil candidate. Swinton wears white after labor day! White!
>>5284996Mead said he was going to make a Skye/Jack comic iirc.>>5285011No, he'll use the Mead floating head style, where he says "My love i JUST married is kil FEELS ;-;".
>>5284946she was virtually unknown outside trash and mead's comics are pretty popular. I'm not saying you're wrong, but it's highly likely this is related to content this board produces>/trash/ is a creative powerhouse of zootopia fancontent
>>5284969Their main exports are shitposts and bodies.
I was gonna suggest "Judy never returns, city has civil war", but I see someone kinda did it with a weaker version, "RIOTS/Civil disorder". No offense man, but my civil war can beat up your civil disorder.
>>5285017I thought that was rainforest district
>>5285035>a Skye/Jack comicwhich takes place after July (Jack's first lover) dies
>>5285035The one day he didn't do a perimeter check... his wedding day.
>>5285050>Hopps Vs. Wilde>Ever
>>5285028A plot to flood Zootopia water system with Nighthowler Serum? And then use the Sahara Square heating system to make it evaporate and flood the whole city with gas? How devious, Mayor Canidae!
>>5285052This is what happens when you don't do your part.
>>5285072aaaaw shiti just watched that movie again yesterday
>>5284422Proto-Judy's uniform was different too.
>>5285076>flood the whole city with gasEasier to just feed Canidae burritos
>>5285071well hot damn
>>5285076Nah, that's definitely Swinton-tier tactics.Rip in f Mayor Swinton
>>5285076Stop putting evil plans in my mouth! There are much better things that could go in my mouth that don't destroy the very society I'm trying to nurture!
>>5285052>walk outside>breathe spiders
>>5285121your bacony hide will be missed
>>5285128like healthy, low-fat food for example
>>5285050This picture hurts me more than it should>>5285095which movie
>>5284942I was looking into numerology a while ago out of curiosity and apparently 888 is said to be the angelic number for Jesus Christ.
>>5285050>Judy laid down, her breath cut off her solar plexus aching.>'Don't worry Carrots, we foxes have a special massage for aching bunny tummies.'>'A special massage.'>'From the inside.'>'With our special fox rod'
>>5283690 (OP)It's fricking Friday!How was your week? What did you accomplish? Any plans for weekend?I hope you have great time tonight!
>>5284733Wait, he finally drowned?
>>5285052This is actually a defense web built by the Australian Corps of Engineers (ACE), to serve as a poisonous, sticky barrier against emu incursions in hotly contested zones like the Gnawza Strip
>>5285186Week was shit.I accomplished shit.I'm shit all weekend, cause I've got no life.I'm plan on drinking myself to death tonight, so I'll have a grand ol' time.Thanks!
>>5285186- Mediocre- Nothing- Nope- Thanks, anon; you too.
>>5285192Yes, so either hes become a spooky ghost or scientists have turned into some form of cyberbun.
>>5285186>How was your week?boring>What did you accomplish?got a job (probably)>Any plans for weekend?browse /ztg/
>>5285186>How was your week?Not that bad actually.>What did you accomplish?Nothing>Any plans for weekend?Try to accomplish something>I hope you have great time tonight!y-you too
>>5285121No, this is JiD tier "climax" to trigger the moment where the veteran sacrifices himself. A fucking plan out of batman with a fucking "evil organization that is PURE EVIL" to topi it off.
>>5285186I have a million things to do and try to work on them all, with the end result that none of them advance. I need to learn to prioritize.
>>5285165the movie he was quoting, YUH DINGUSspecifically, Wreck It Ralph
>>5285052This is the kinda shit that makes me glad we invented nuclear weapons.
>>5285186Week was nice, had some math going on.Drawing good shit and getting more comfortable with the process.Indulged myself in more math and drawing.You have a great time too, you lovely person!
>>5285186>How was your week?Pretty okay. It was acceptable.>What did you accomplish?Had an idea for a new story, hopefully that actually pans out>Any plans for the weekend?Sleeping and typefucking people, probably.Oh and writing aforementioned story.
>>5284937>>5285128I'm sorry, but I regret nothing.
>>5285262She looks a million times better.So, no worries.
>>5285186>How was your week?Pretty good.>What did you accomplish?Whole lotta sightseeing, whole lotta drinking, and some writing on the side.>Any plans for weekend?Gonna have some funner with a bunner.
>>5285232Planning and organizing is a skill on it's own.
>>5285262>Yo soy El Canidios
>>5285257No matter how hard I try I can't escape from jojo[spoiler] not helping is the fact that nick's Japanese VA voices Kira in the anime [spoiler]
>>5285210Chin up anon!If you feel blue, always remember that there is a bunny that became a police officer by nothing by own will.
>>5285307Oh my, it's even better than expected, fantastic!
>>5285186Did some drawingVolunteered at a food pantryDid some drawingValidated some partsdid more drawingand some shitposting.
>>5285262Now draw Canidae tying Swinton to the train tracks!
>>5285307>This takes place after Chief Wilde dies>Him and Judy just fucking around for eternity
>>5285210That sucks man, I'm sorry for you.Hope that something good happens to you on this weekend.
>>5285330Would that mean that Nick will keep one of Judy's paw as a memento?
>>5285340What have you drawn?
>>5285262>>5285348How dare you! This is very serious!I-Oh no! My face!
>>5285186>What did you accomplish?I died
>>5285334>>5285367Once I get myself off the ground, I'll be better off.Unemployed, poor job prospects, etc. Least I've got some cheap booze and burgers to eat! Thanks for the kind words!
>>5285389Go home, Wilde.
>>5285389Aah! A ghost!
>>5285330Nick: what a beautiful Duwang>lick
>>5285186Pretty good, got some of my deadlines done in time, started other assignments and even managed to scrum daily with different projects without any hiccup. All that while still having some time to sketch stuff. Weekend is work work work to make up for delays.
>>5285276What are you going to do to Bunanon?Don't you dare cuck her.
>>5285369for luck ofc(not because he has a crazy paw fetish going on)
>>5285389Joking aside, really?
>>5285385Someone call Dudley Do Right!
>>5285186Week was meh. Then I drew for TT and it seems it was well liked, so in the end it was quite good.>>5285330
>>5285330You must be new here
>>5285186>How was your week?uneventful and slow>What did you accomplish?i read 3 light novels if that counts>Any plans for weekend?pretend i'm well.
>>5285439Oh come on, the post wasn't 'that' bad.
>>5285257Thank you!Why the math, tho?
I need moar skye...Please post skye art
>>5285449Wonder who's body is that's
>>5285461well I posted this image with it, but 4chan refused to comply
>>5285186it was...acceptable. i made a lewd martina, got a shitton of school work doneno plans for the weekend except alcoholy-you too
>>5285307>When Nick entered the gates of paradise he learned that Judy had signed up for heaven's police department>she still needed a partner
>>5285499Comedy ghost pls, you did stand up for years, you know some people just can't take the heckling.
>>5285402Gideon's head is too big... but otherwise, a good job anon, I laughed!
>>5285508Please don't die Travis, I think you're a cutie pie.
>>5285435Cuck her? I dunno...I mean, it's likely I'll be cucking some other folks.>>5285439Zoinks!
>>5285186>How was your week?Meh -- it was ok.What did you accomplish?Not as much as I would have like to have.Any plans for weekend?Smoke myself insensate and work on my fic.>I hope you have great time tonight!Thanks, Anon -- I hope you do, too!
>>5285276But anon bunnies aren't real.
>>5285547whatwho are youdon't cuck the bun
>>5285562Anon, all of life is but an illusion.
>>5285516Did you do that?>>5285525Kek
>>5285547EVERYONE LOVES TO KEKLE
>>5285558>I hope you do, too!Oh yes I will. On saturday me and dad are going to church on organ concert.
>>5285594Nope, someone else here drew it a while ago.
>>5285186>How was your week?Boring.>What did you accomplish?Started writing another horrible mutty greentext about Scoutmaster Nick.>Any plans for the weekend?Not write any more morally wrong lewds.
guys someone is going to cuck a bun and im scared
>>5285586Try and stop me copper!>>5285600I hate that I'm only now realizing that's supposed to be Jack as Jiggle Billy.He needs night vision goggles.
>>5285650there was an edit with NVG iirc.
>>5285650For night time cucking!
>>5285609>Oh yes I will. On saturday me and dad are going to church on organ concert.Whose music is being played?
Will we ever see zootopia on ice?
>>5285647Coq Au Vin, anon.Calm down.
>>5285484I'm starting my first semester in Computer Science and I forgot quite a bit since my HS matriculation.Gonna be an exciting year!
>>5285635there is no such thing as a morally wrong lewd!>>5285666Not sure, but performing artists are Ewa Bąk and Marcin Ciszewski.
>>5285650>Try and stop me copper!Not the cops you gotta worry about.
>>5285594I drew it.
>>5285687>>5285690>>5285607Yes.. ALL the SkyeThank you... I will take whatever you got
>>5285714Noir story about Red getting revenge on the wolves that beat up Bunanon when?
>>5285665>No one can hide from my sight!
>>5285717As I lay dying, if this isn't what I see at the end of the tunnel of light, just send me to the other place.
>>5285707>Not sure, but performing artists are Ewa Bąk and Marcin Ciszewski.Should be a good recital, then!
>>5285724Nicely done... TheMechanics seal of approval buddy
>>5285499So quick question, now that you're dead has your insatiable lust for pred dick died down too? Or has it intensified?
>>5285801>otter>pred dickMan, otters aren't even real preds. They're like prey who got good at pretending.
>>5285734..Except this didn't -actually- happen, did it?
>>5285662>>5285665Ah, thank you.I honestly skimmed the entire conversation when that pic previously popped up, and at the time I figured Jack was supposed to be one of those toys where you press the base and his limbs go slack (why did anyone find them entertaining, I don't know).>>5285714Being honest, I wasn't actually referring to Bunanon in the first place, just used "bunner" to be cute without considering the misunderstanding.Plus, if I was cucking her, wouldn't that mean I'd be banging Red? Or would he still be mad about that?
>>5285801>hand on chestHot
>>5285733I may be working on a Skye story. No promises, though, it's daunting.
>>5285841>would Red still be mad at somebody attempting to interfere with his beautiful and pure relationshipYes.
>>5285796Mechanics? Is it you?
>>5285733Fic that is mostly Savage with a spritz of Skye at the end. She takes the cake, really.archiveofourown.org/works/7631608
>>5285691I've started semester in mechanical engineering this week.... again.I hope you will do well, I was betrayed by my math skills last year.But this time I'm prepared!
>>5285870Just bros being bros, anon.
>>5285788Oh yes.Last year it was Jaroslav Tůma. What a great man!
>>5285820Jeez Comic, drowning in coffee turned you salty.
>>5285865>>5285895The bunny kits are born without the fur.Also they're blind.
>>5285931Fatherless nick adopting a fox kit with judy > magical disney babies
>>5285965Yes, but people enjoy making it cute. If they were born as developed as they are in the comics there are no way they would be conceived in the time or number they are. >>5285975>opinions
>>5285990Human babies spend more time in the womb to develop. It's possible rabbit bebes evolved the same way
>>5286003not with the frufru shit
Sup, anons. would you like to watch some movies tonight ?findin movies that matched "Species-specific customs" was a pain so i hope you don't mind a bit of a streech.with that said here is your lineup:The TerminalLost in TranslationGood Morning VietnamAnd as always, Zootopia.Movies start at 7:30 EDT, that's about 30 minutes from now.http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFchttp://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFchttp://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc
Sheepdogs caring for their rams is so sweet.
>>5285895also why are those bunnies so big
>>5285990>>5285965In the movie, about eight or so months passes between Judy's announcement and her revelation about the Nighthowlers, and in that time Mr.Big's daughter only enters late-term pregnancy, so odds are she has a nine-month pregnancy. Combine that with the fact that every animal seems to have a human-esque lifespan and it's not too farfetched to think that Zootopia babies could come out fully developed.
>>5286024But Fru Fru supports that anon>born in litters of 7 on average>less than a month of gestation>she was likely knocked up at the honeymoon>she's in her third trimester 2-3 months later when Judy returns to the city>she only has ONE child>reproduction doesn't follow nature rules
>>5286078fuck willfanofmanyhere's the original videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqlaPttudUc
>>5286108>she was likely knocked up at the honeymoon>Implying her boyfriend didnt knock her up hence the wedding
>>5286113I thought Byron said on Twitter it was eight? Where's the three coming from?
>>5286083>>5286108one of these anons is wrong and the other is still wrong, so I'm right about rabbits shitting out kids
>>5286187iirc he said three on twitter
i bring you this
>>5286187Feel free to post 8 months tweet
>>5285894That's the spirit! You can do this! Don't give up!
>>5286083>EIGHT MONTHSBRUHIt was confirmed to be like, 2 or 3 months by Byron himself.
>>5286187He said that between the conference and Judy heading back to Bunnybutrrow 2-3 months passed, and nine months for Nick's ZPD academy
>>5285872It is I...>>5285861I look forward to it if you do finish itAnd thank you all for skye art...
>>5286207It was nothing!It's like Christmas all over again.
>>5286214Well yes, I can.But it would be better if it happened the first time.Three years down the drain. And now I have to pay for school.
>>5284155I think a sidearm fit for a rabbit would be pretty pathetic given the potential size of assailants in Zootopia, if lethal force were needed, I imagine Judy and similarly sized officers would use a pistol caliber carbine, in something relatively small and hot like 5.7x28 (Except not a cancerous meme perpetuated by people who have never fired a gun in their lives).
>>5286229This is a fake Mechanic.....He doesn't..... use enough .... ellipses....I'm the real theMechanic.....
>>5286223Ah, that's where I got 8-9 months; the academy.Disregard >>5286083.That said the "human lifespan" thing still stands.
>>5286239>5.7x28doesnt that give you temporary ptsd when you fire it, though, and the kickback is enough to bruise your shoulder?
>>5286229Ah! Haven't seen you in a while! How it is going?
>>5286289I believe you, for now.
>>5286233That's why it's even more remarkable that you took another go at this. If it cheers you any up I also have to pay like 400 for each semester.
>>5286284I have been here... never left, just lurking mostly.As for how have I been? ... drunk...
>>5286068oh shit, I love The Terminal.
>>5286315Well in my country you either have a diploma and a decent job, or no diploma and shit job.I wish I had guts to emigrate.
>>5286262No, 5.7x28 is the one that overpenetrates your target and hits the police department three counties over.
>>5286286I was looking at the ewes for so long... I forgot about the ermines and now its too late.
New inter schminter is out.http://spintherella.deviantart.com/art/Inter-schminter-11-1-735917250
>>5285440>>5285459Fired a glock my first time this morning, it was one of the nuclear models
>>5286286das great mane(...although now I only want to cuddle Marty/Martina again. Did you read MrEAnon's fic where Martina visits Ozzy for a sort of date? Jesus..)
>>5286322Well I hope to see more of you and your drawings soon, take care!
>>5286358Even though this link is fake, I want to thank you for linking the artist so I can follow him/her
>>5286376ye...i loved it.
>>5284708source of pic?
>>5286334Yeah! Come here to the US! So you can have a diploma, debt, and NO job!
This seems suitable right now: Which option do you preferPossible outcomes if Nick and Judy try to have kits>impossible: They can't have kits due to biological incompatibleness, adoption is an option>pure divided litter: Judy has a mixed litter with biologically pure fox kits and pure bunny kits, with either a 50/50 or a very-high/very-low bunny-to-fox ratio due to typical bunny and fox litter sizes>funnies and boxes: Judy has a mixed litter with fox and bunny kits, these kits have certain characteristics from the other species, e.g. foxes with grey fur and bunnies with reddish fur>hybrids: Judy has a litter with only one kind of kits, these have an equal amount of characteristics from both foxes and bunnies, they may also be sterilehttps://www.strawpoll.me/11239178
>>5286262No that would be 5.56x45, and only if you are a particularly limp-wristed faggot from Sweden.
>>5286405There was a guy in our uni few years, and shilled hard for us to go to states and have job there for some oil company.
>>5286334Sounds rough man. I'd stick to studying though. You can do it, you are strong!Also emigrating is a huge undertaking and should be your last option.
>>5286410Judy washes off the dirt permanently and marries Jack
>>5286422Not him, but>limp-wristed faggot from Sweden>mfw I'm Norwegian
>>5286334Are you a fellow European?
>>5286410I prefer it to be a pure divided litter, however I would think some traits would pass over into each species. Like night-vision for a rabbit, a fox with a carrot diet, or some swapped fur-patterns like Molly and Dez's kids.
>>5286397Did it myself, thought it would be funny. I'm full of memes. (pic w/o eye-patches for proof)
>>5286425>petroleum engineeringoh yeah, one of the few solid jobs along with>pharmaceuticals>decade degrees to be specialized surgeons>anything that kisses federal ass>genetic engineeringBut these involve working with Big Oil, Big Pharma, Big Gov, or Monsatano/creating unnatural abominations, and are therefore terrible career choices
I need Ted lewds.
>>5286410Honestly, when I started I much preferred 'pure divided litter' because I was such a shipper and I wanted Dad Nick to be a thing, but now, I'm leaning towards 'impossible.'The other two options are furaffinity-tier cringe.
>>5286484Well I want Ozzy lewds!
>>5286358You cuntbut seriously didn't she say a ways back the next update would be the 16th?
>>5286410Impossible also has interspecific pregnancy option.Though I admit in that case I'd be fine with something like they getting a case with orphans and whatnot, saving the kids and raising them.Or Judy snatching Cotton for herself.
>>5286510no idea. Her school started, so delivery will be unpredictable.>>5286512Where are you from?
>>5286506Ozzy is for hug, not fug.
>>5286515>>5286460>>5286410Wasn't there a story literally last thread about the two of them adopting
>>5286506Well, i want anon lewds.
>>5286506>>5286542fugg off :DD
>>5286410>>5286485For me is the contrary, I've always been in the impossible range (mainly because word of god and because I always search for realism, especially in films that point on it like this one), but now, after discovering interspecific pregnancy I'm leaning toward 'pure divided'. I agree that the last two are furaffinity-tier.
>>5286526>>5286516>pacifierIt still amazes me english uses word "pacify" for this.It invokes some really bad thoughts.
>>5286542But he's so cute, there would be like 5 minutes of actual earnest sex followed by hours of cuddling and snuggling...
>>5286528Norway. ... So free healthcare, free education, lots of jobs. ...but still we manage to somehow be kind of miserable (although statistically speaking I guess we're pretty happy).You?
>>5286506>It's a Remmy's older sister, Megan Milque Cormo, manages to find and visit him episode
>>5286376>>5286394huh whatyou guys got somethin' to say about my fic
>>5286560Looks more like chumpy
>>5286587Czech republic, Ostrava.pls stop stealing our kids
>>5286592it's amazing. please continue to write martina whenever you feel the urge.
>>5286620*cums on now*
>>5286439I knew i forgot one option>>5286460Well the grade of mixed character traits in the funnnies and boxes option is also variable so it would be suitable for you>>5286506B-But I'm still such a big a shipper>>5286515>>5286547There are quite some stories with adoption in them, I like the idea that there are far more fox than bunny orphans bc in a bunny clan there's always some relative who will take care of the kits>>5286561I didn't even consider interspecific pregnancies, they make pure divided more realistic, though in my opinion biological correctness in a fictional story about a world full of talking animals is not that necessary
>>5286611Dude, Ostrava is in Boletaria.
>>5286573What if he starts laughing halfway through?
>>5286689Shit third one was for >>5286485
>>5286690And London is in Dr. Who
>>5286690I'm not really surprised.Darks Souls franchise ripped-off a lot of european things.
>>5286708Its cause he's sad, at that point you should hug him more.>>5286690No he's fucking dead, like the bitch he is. Fucking shity royals dipping their dick where it don't beling.
>>5286561>>5286715>tfw despite the post I made about how I was leaning towards 'impossible' i actually chose PDLeven the NAME suggests pure
>>5286690Also Ostrava is a feminine name.
>>5286689DO THE IMPOSSIBLE SEE THE BUNVISIBLEHOP HOP, GAS THE CARNIESDART THE UNDARTABLE CHAIN THE UNCHAINABLEHOP HOP, GAS THE CARNIES
>>5286689>though in my opinion biological correctness in a fictional story about a world full of talking animals is not that necessarypeople keep shitposting about "muh no hybrid/natural childrens reeeeee!! JUST LET NICK RAISE JUDY + RANDOM BUCK BABY ;_;" arguing biology so I go biology on their ass too. Honestly I'd feel even better if it included genome modification with machine learning and CRISPR-Cas9 to make them technically have information from both Judy and Nick.
>>5286765What if fox/bunny hybrids are fennecks?
>>5286741>Ozzy x Tedokay , i changed my mind i need lewds of THIS.
>>5286765what the fuck is this post evenI have not seen so much concentrated autism of this variety on 4chan.
>>5286801he wants science kids for bun and foxe
>>5286801>I have not seen so much concentrated autism of this variety on 4chan.
>>5286439I laugh whenever I see a reference to that greentext.
>>5286850at least I'm not a cop
>>5286689>though in my opinion biological correctness in a fictional story about a world full of talking animals is not that necessaryBut that's one of the good parts about Zootopia. The authors tried to do an animation film with a realistic world. There are some cartoonish proportions (like Judy's eyes) but mainly what you see should be somewhat possible in real life. For this reason the horses and zebras have huge necks. The bodies are much sturdier than your usual furry/cartoon character, the building while in strange shapes are still similar to our owns, it's an incredibly realistic world. And for this reason I find the need to introduce something like interspecific pregnancy.>>5286765We can both agree that zootopian technology is much more advanced than our own, but sadly DNA isn't some sort of magical lego blocks. So I think it SHOULD be possible to make the baby have some characteristic of both of its parents, however don't expect much (e.g. not much more than fur and eye color, maybe something on muzzle and ears shape)
>>5286820but it's sooodeviantart anime fandomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW9wlPtDc50>>5286830>>5286847I said "of this variety"Meaning the "I AMTEH EVIL SCIENCE >:DD"
Hi Streamer Anon! Thanks for being awesome.Do you take recommendations for future movies?
>>5286862Actually going for something functional like muzzle or ear shape is suicide, species ended up that way because they work, shorten a fox muzzle and teeth end up being a problem. Just color is fine.
>>5286850Sooo, since I have nothing better to do, I thought: 'Why not try some typesetting for the first time?' Yesterday there was a kind anon that translated a couple of pages of this chinese comic, so here they are!
>>5286865>but it's sooo>deviantart anime fandomyou are not wrong.
fug it's full moon here, what do?!
>>5286916go out and hunt werewolfs
>>5286886Not that Anon but... how about a Tremors night? I want to see how south it goes after the first one but I don't wanna do it alone.
>>5286865Holy shit that's old
>>5286904Yea, actually it can be a problem. Just look at what we've done with the various species of dogs.
>>5286886Actually, I'm interested in all that you've streamed
>>5286947Yes, that was what I was pointing to.
>>5286937was so surprising so see it in the year 2016 on 4chan, no?do you now understand how I feel?
>>5286932>Tremors1 to 5 ? could do. fair warning is that it went way downhill from 2 onwards>>5286949i think i have a list somewhere, let me check
>>5286689It's impossible for a good reason. Their zootopia wouldent exhist if interspecies could sucessfully breed. The reality the world is built on would look a lot more like the furry fandom with sparklehorse hybrids. It would be rare to find pure bloodlines. Perhaps it does work? But the genetic composition of the fetus beans it dies in the womb or during early childhood. Horrifying.
>>5287042That's sad, loved the first one.
Pastebun Anon here, back from my brief hiatus, Any new fics? (other than TT stuff, great work guys I'll add them all once the Tumblr updates)
>>5286913>>5286918>Hit my toe sssaaaaahhI appreciate the effort but this dialogue is all over the place.
>>5287056>>5287069F R E S H A V O C A D O
>>5286862>The authors tried to do an animation film with a realistic world.>And for this reason I find the need to introduce something like interspecific pregnancy.So would it work like the following: Nick's semen + some vixen's donated eggs in Judy's uterus?>>5287052That's why I prefer pure divided
>>5285186>How was your week?Not the best, but I've had worse. Had a lot of exams.>What did you accomplish?Exams. Also did a bit of writing, trying to get into Zootopia style.>Any plans for weekend?Lazy weekend! I plan on staying up until four in the morning.>I hope you have great time tonight!Thanks anon! You too!
>>5287127Bunbun's into some freaky shit
>>5285186Pretty chill. I work weekends plus a day or two so the hard part has just begun. It's alright though: making that money.
>>5287069>don'tyote's "do avo"
>>5286937Videos must grow olderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX6e7sO1ss0
>>5287128>So would it work like the following: Nick's semen + some vixen's donated eggs in Judy's uterus?No, they would also need Judy + some buck's donated semen alongside with that.
>>5286996just don't mention the zeeky words
>>5287128Something similar to that. It's more like introducing a bunny and a fox embryo together (to reduce rejection). Maybe with Zootopia technology is possible to pass some of the other parents characteristic (maybe color of fur), so it's a three parents embryo.
>>5287202You mean zeeky boogy doog?
>>5287177Hoe would thry control the size and seed of development of the fetus? So it does not turn into some xenomorph alien bursting out of her shit? Or get delivered too early?
>>5287118I don't know, like I said I only typesetted, another anon translated it (and considering it was chinese it is a pretty good job, we could have obtained something like the 'moon ox launch the potato' instead)>>5287117Not that I've seen
>>5287163you called?captcha: PR PLAYAS
>>5287204I like this. This is now headcanon. The femail gets a donor of same species, and genetic selection and modification is done to give it some of the fathers characteristics.
>>5287128>>5287204This was posted back in July I can't believe it's just now getting traction
>>5287234>sizePretty sure a bunny can handle at least one fox kit + bunny kit, not a full litter, definitely, and that's stretching it.>deliveryNo idea, it is a core problem since Bunnies die quickly if they aren't delivered on time. Some anon said it is possible to simulate embryonic diapause on the bunny embryo and somewhat have a similar development time.
>>5287177Yeah that part with the buck was clear to me, so by having the fox embyo and the bunny embryo you would also accomplish >>5287204 and have a litter of two, one fox and one bunny
>>5287304Better late than never, right?Brsides I remember seeing this post but I was too drunk or too tired to read and understand the article>>5287262Then we're back at boxes and funnies, cause it was never specified if the mix happended naturally or in a lab
>>5287116yep first one was great.>>5286949http://pastebin.com/Djreb3FFi think that's all. if not most of it.
>>5287304Yes, I remember that post, I tried to make this thing take some grip for a while>>5287234There is always cesarean. Possibly surrogate in extreme cases. Still, real life is as always unrealistic, it was possible to insert some panda cells nuclei in rabbit eggs that successively grew in the womb of a cat.
>>5287425>HookTop kek. Still I can't see Zootopia in that list.
>>5287479Zootopia ? why would i stream zootopia?Zootopia is just a badly done animalympics
>>5287425I just want to say thanks for all the streaming!
Skye, coming thru.
>>5287565I certainly would like to see her coming.
>>5286841I don't even get all the hate for it. The capper even remove "I'M SAD" ending.
Poll for youse.Question: In your personal opinion, what is Jack Savage's sexuality?http://www.strawpoll.me/11239560
i guess this is happening
>>5287640Res in 3 2 1
and here's a much smaller sky(e) that i am posting for completely benign reasons
>>5287640Way to suck nose.
>>5287640I certainly did not see this coming.
>>5287640>Donk can't tell why he's getting upset
>>5287639I chose straight.Makes SavageWilde more fun.
>>5287639Whatever I feel like depending on if I'm feeling SavageSky or Wildesavage
>>5287625Did it get any hate, I only saw discussions about how it could go on>>5287639He is Sky(e)sexual
>>5287675Such a cutie patootie, great work!
>>5287640she's sucking buggers ?
>>5287640What even... Where did this come from
>>5287304>impregnant elephant via test tube baby>put a dozen mouse embryos in afterwardsIt's just a prank bro>invitro mouse impregnation>add elephant embryoSTILL JUST A PRANK BRO
>>5287703please god no more tumblraswildes
>>5287614S-so lewd anon.
>>5287707I think you mean booger.Bugger is what Donk and Moped do.
>>5287731yeah meant that.
>>5287675i'd let her clean my engine if you know what i mean
>>5287717>Fru Fru married a polar bear and she's merely in the first trimester when they go to ice Weaselton
>>5287688>implyingThis was the canon ship all along
>>5287675>filename you mean Skisuytesjvgtrnhdimhyutfikgrudkkdhvryhtcujkbrdmtxjfkcv,muxhfkdunjckhilsulo3,jeclmrhyjufkijl3wg5hbd7yxuvp;yhifkl45;eh.r6lv547rk6tmugyh.,ymnyrbde4tvsrcextrjmyujng h, right?
>>5287639>so far it about matches the sexuality of thread anons
>>5287688Donk impaling Red now?
>>5287640So Moped is a cucker ?and bun is cheating on Red after everything he's done ?i don't like this
>>5287758It's a bit disproportionate to the general population, huh?Question is: Are people projecting there own sexuality onto Jack?
>>5287772you don't understandmoped IS red
No guys, you don't get itMoped is RedBecause his mopedis redThere's no cuck here.
>>5287793BUN KILLED MOPED, OH GOD
>>5287789Well I'm gay and I voted bi.
>>5287792>>5287793>Discord is truly filled with cuckers
>>5287772Moped cucking Donk as Bunanon cucks Red so Donk and Red cuck Moped and Bunaon but then Moped fucks up and asks Bunanon to use a horse dildo strapon, thereby cucking Bunanon so hard Donk turns into Chumpy and happily guts Red with his Equestrian Excalibur and then makes burgers from it to feed to Moped until Moped gets mad fox disease and then needs to be taken care of every day by Donk who was now turned back from his Chumpy form right before Weaver turns off the tv this revealing it was merely a narration by VRBitUntil Weaver points the camera outside to show Donk pushing a wheelchair-ridden Moped
>>5287825>hey, why don't we take this blank slate of a character and fill it with an established character folks like?>[KEKED]
>>5287789i can't believe i just used there instead of theiri hate myself.
ThreadQuicklyI need an innoculous picture of Jack Savagethe kind that Sky(e) might haveI dont have time to explain
>>5287866i got you
>>5287758>Poll from April 18th
>>5287866Go to bed Skye, you're bunner is probably in a third-world prison getting gangraped right now.
>>5287879That's not innoculous at all! It is far too sexual.The sexual comes later. Got anything Gen for me?
>>5287866I pikagotchu 2
>>5287880if you add 2 and 3, 51% of the thread likes cock
>>5287625>>5287703It really didn't get that much hate other than the general "cuck" tall. Everything else was a honest talk of what Nick should do and wether Judy deserved another chance.At least it didn't cause the thread to go into a crazy argument on critisim like mine did. :(
>>5287880>i am the 14%
>>5287880April was a long time ago. How many of those anons have stuck around? I say we need a new poll.
>>5287852>i'm assuming moped is the 'established character'>i'm assuming Red is the 'blank slate'fuck off m8
>>5287919If you add 4 and 5 on top of that, 59% of the thread likes cock.
Have you guys turned on ZNN today? Shit's going down.It's not just ZNN, it's on every network.
>>5287901tHᴀt ʙoʏ ɴeeds tHeRᴀpʏ
>Remmy wakes up to the sound of birds chirping outside his window, and warm sunlight against his face.>He smiles, for the first time in ages, as he gets out of bed.>Walking over to his full-body mirror, he looks himself of->Horns- long, sharp, and smooth; check.>Wool- full and thick; check.>Charlie's arms wrapped around his shoulders, and her beautiful smile showing as she kisses his cheek; check.>Turning around to hold his vixen, they're in the kitchen and she's balancing a plate of lamb roast in one paw, while he's seated with a smile on his face.>He slides a knife into the roast, and he stabs with his fork a mushroom and a morsel of meat.>Bringing them to his lips, the smell makes his mouth water and his mouth envelopes the fork.>He looks over to his loving vixen, pulling a leg off of the roasted lamb on the middle of the table.>WIth a wet pop, the leg comes off, and she tears into the flesh with her teeth.>The meat tastes amazing.>As he reached down for another piece, he notices his arms are red->He has claws.>The fork is gone, and in his clawed paw is a thigh from the lamb.>Charlie is looking at him->She's speaking.>He feels the meat gnashing between his sharp teeth.>He can't hear her over the sound of his chewing.>There's a chunk missing from the mutton in his paw.>The roasted lamb on the center of the table sits up, its baked flesh cracking as it moves.>Its eyes are shrivled and brown, almost liked raisins->Charlie is gone.>It let out a dry, heaving sound, as its body shook and cracked with each movement.>Suddenly, it was still.>Remmy bit into his muttin, and rested his long, sharp muzzle against his black paw.>The roasted lamb before him blew a pink bubble from her cracked lips.>And in a snooty voice, it spat that words at him,>"Fucking predophile,">Remmy reached forward with a paw, and pried a rib from it.>As it cracked from the carcass, Remmy awoke in a cold sweat with a jolt.>Charlie lay beside him, sleeping
>>5287960Did they finally resuscitate VRbun?
>>5287988that boy needs therapy
>>5288002Lie down on the couch...
Okay. And does anyone have an angry/irrate/irritated Sky(e)?
>>5287725But imagine it anon:>Her face full of smoke from the machines, she invites you in the shower with her>You help her remove her dirty clothes, her fur glistening with oil>She sensually cover herself with her tail when stepping in the shower>The hot water begins running, steam rising>You help her rinse her fur, massaging the tense shoulders, your hands begin going lower and lower>She moans as you pass her hidden nipples, feeling every muscle under her fur>Your fingers slip even lower, you hear excited moans coming from her>She tense around you but you don't stop, au contraire, you speed up>She tries to muffle her moaning but it is too much>She finally comes, emitting an excited shrill>Her legs trembling, you sustain her, the water flowing on your panting bodies
>>5288032That's a zhan-tier bulge right there
>>5288042what does that mean?
deepthroat the stoat
>>5287929https://www.strawpoll.me/11239662https://www.strawpoll.me/11239662>Also here's another poll from April 18th
>>5288106Do it, dope
>>5288067YOU'RE A NUTYOU'RE CRAZY IN THE COCONUT
>>5288042You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
>>5288141What does that mean?
Update on the Jack Savage poll.>heavy breathinghttp://www.strawpoll.me/11239560/
>>5288129>>5288141WHAT DOES THAT MEME
>Everybody up in arms over a one-off, noncanon comfy picture>too worried about cucking to just see the comfydamn guys, you're boring
>>5288061Wouldn't you need some heavy duty cleaner to get oil out of fur?
>>5288153>>5288151I'M GONNA KILL YOU
>>5288152Jack kidnapping Judy whenNot for moneyNot for herBut for Nick's strawberry spaceship
>>5287988You can't slide that filename by me and expect me to not catch it.
>>5285402I love this picture, I love the stunned and gormless look on Gideon's face.
>>5287960This is on ZNN right now.I can't fucking believe this. She was supposed to be the pred candidate. Now this shit?It's blurry but it's clearly her.Fuck, this is just...Swinton's going to fucking decimate her. I hope you guys are looking forward to another four years of pork barrel shit.
>>5288186Sky being cucked out of an e
>>5288187>that pictureOh oh oh, its autismAnd you knowNever believe it's not so
>>5288175>"Seriously Jack you could have just asked! Not everything has to be about spyshit!">"Nick!">"Judy? What are... Finnick?! What are you doing here?"
>>5288187>you'll never be this creative
>>5288187>Rabbits nearly destroys Little Rodentia>Clips>How Shara's square Heat Wall worksHehe. Nice.
>>5288187>Out of fucking nowhereHoly shit that's awesome
>>5288164>Starring in a gangbang porno and a crossover AU ship.Bun's had a busy week, hasn't she?
>>5288187>picture has sheep dropping drug in her drinkcrop it
>>5288237That is really cozy