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Zootopia General: Cute Badgers Edition

Pastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T

Booru: zoo.booru.org

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>Desustorage (Unavailable): desuarchive.org/trash

Previous thread (bstats): archive.b-stats.org/trash/thread/5216772

Current TT Theme: Species-specific customs

More information on TT: derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
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Here's your (Ewe)
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What do we know about the characters (in particular, Nick) that wasn't stated in the movie?
For example:
>on the track team with Flash in High School
>Mother is alive and wants grandkids
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>>5225842
Finnick is just a nickname
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>>5225805

ACTUAL Previous Thread: http://archive.b-stats.org/trash/thread/5221812

Please be sure to update this in case other archiving sites go down.
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Repostin'
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>>5224545
>>5224682
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Would you share a blunt with Nick?
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>>5226097
Hell yes.

He provides the blunt, I'll provide the sticky icky.
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>>5225948
source?
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>>5226097
DUDE WEED LMAO

XD
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Can someone please repost the 5 images?
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>>5226230
Why's he so smug?
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>>5226170
http://www.ztarchive.com/trash/thread/5216772/images/1473724031261.jpg
http://www.ztarchive.com/trash/thread/5216772/images/1473724244642.gif
http://www.ztarchive.com/trash/thread/5216772/images/1473725689027.png
http://www.ztarchive.com/trash/thread/5216772/images/1473726356427.png
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>>5226146
Our new drawfag, Blinkyfrog.
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>>5226239
He's got smugitis. A disease that has no known cure.
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>>5226302
Is it fatal?!
Will we have to say goodbye to the smug doggo?
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>>5226302
Is it as bad as boneitis?
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>>5225842
>Nick doesn't eat meat, so no fish or birds.
>Nick has apparently been in relationships before, and has had his heart broken more than once.
>Apparently Finnick's surname is the same as Mrs. Otterton's first name.
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I could totally see Nick being able to play the guitar. Judy probably has a pretty good singing voice. Better if she took lessons though.
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>>5226283
>>5226289
Thank you

>>5226289
Finally we have again an archive
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>>5226292
Thanks
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>>5226351
lewd
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>>5225948
SIGN IT
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I adore leodore
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>>5226351
The best part is real coyotes actually make that unimpressed face
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>>5226351
>>5226440
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Let be honest, are Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde doing some Brofists trigger you?
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>>5226319
No, it's not fatal, but it will get progressively worse over time.

>>5226336
Worse. With boneitis you succumb to the sweet embrace of death fairly quickly. With smugitis you suffer a lifetime of being a smug cunt
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>>5226454
As long as it doesn't turn into paw-holding. Especially in public
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>>5225825
Bellwether is a male
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so here's the request for my first ever molly
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>>5226473
Like this?
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>>5226508
Gross. Cover that shit up.
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>>5226510
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>>5226533
source?
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>>5226510
>>5226521
>>5226533
>>5226538
>>5226547


>>5226539

Source: http://paintfox34.tumblr.com/…/…/paintfox34-paintfox34-never
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Well whaddya know. The Redemption of Gideon Grey finally completed. And shocking no one, it's a disappointment and predictable as hell.
As expected, Nick doesn't show up until the very end of the chapter (still injured and out of commission) and only a tease of possible WildeHopps in the future.
Gideon is still a stupid hick, but at least he's working with a business bunny (and Judy's ex) to boost his pie shop.
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>>5226561
thanks
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>>5226575
There was something about how Judy acted in that story that people complained about, what did she do exactly? Had something to do with flirting?
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>>5226605
She left Nick on the wire about starting up a romantic relationship with him, then he got hit by a truck and taken almost completely out of the story.
Later on, her ex comes up and starts hitting on her pretty hard and she doesn't technically say no to any of it. She doesn't even tell him that she might be interested in seeing someone else.
Then Gideon basically replaced Nick as her investigation partner.
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>>5226498
underrated post
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>>5226498
>>5226653
oh shit I didn't catch this.

looks good! wonder who would drive that thing
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>>5226653
thanks anon, i hope the requester sees it. it was pretty fun.
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>>5226663
an armadillo, apparently.
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>>5226498
That's great, Finnickfag! Sorry I missed it; my internet is being fucky.

I feel sorry for whoever drove that car.
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>>5226678
I didn't know Weaver rode a motorcycle
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>>5226628
...You would think Nick being hit by a truck would make Judy really consider wether she is interested in him or not, and tell the ex no flirting. What the hell?
Also, I would assume by the title itself that Gideon plays a big part in the story, but do you really need to take Nick out to do so?
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>>5226699
there's a lot of things you don't know about me
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Oh yeah, at the end of the previous thread we were talking about the media madness surrounding Pepe. They used to at least pretend they were unbiased.
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>>5226498
Beautiful face on her. And you remembered her horns, too. You would be surprised how many people forget giraffes have horns.
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>>5226704
It's kind of funny. Gideon isn't really redeeming anything. There's a pocket of bunnies that still hold a grudge that he bullied them in school, but that's pretty much it. His "redemption" basically amounts to jumping in front of a tranq dart.
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>>5226461
Thank you
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>>5226716
It's because they're terrified of Trump winning, when they should be cheering for it because it'll guarantee they can stuff whoever the fuck they want into the White House in 4 years and get away with any bills they want.

They're all choking because Hillary is literally dying.
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>>5226678
I'm glad we got more realistic cars. Town cars, Econolines, Cords, BMWs, ect.
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>>5226666
Oh, I saw it. Just like I saw those quads.
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>>5226764
>They're all choking because Hillary is literally dying.
Let's hope that she kicks the bucket before the 8th, that way her VP won't be president either and Trump will win
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>>5226748
So overall Nick is the punching bag as usual (physically and emotionally), Judy is can't decide what she wants even when her partner gets hit by a truck of all things, and the titular character...what? Stays the same, just gets more business at the end of it all?
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>>5226688
glad you liked it

>>5226699
he's a bad mamajama after all.

>>5226719
thanks, i am proud of it despite the tablet issues.

>>5226770
i like these designs. though i don't mind the realistic either.

>>5226778
yay. hope you are happy with it!
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>>5226792
But why? They barely had one conversation onscreen in the film.
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>>5226806
P-much. And pred-prey relations are strengthened somewhat.
But yeah. It's, basically, fucking nothing.
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>>5225948
>>5226292
Very close.

>>5226407
I usually don't sign my things.
Mostly because I never know how to sign them.
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>>5226819
>Armadillo starts making a scene and threatening Molly
>pulls a gun
>Molly hits the armadillo with her head like a golf club and sends him flying 3 city blocks
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>>5226792
We really do need some more Judy/Finnick interaction. (Not necessarily fugging though, since they're both for Nick's use only)
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>>5226832
I wanna see Finnick fuck her like a real fox should be....
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>>5226846
She sure showed him a whole new world of hurt

>carlos.jpg
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>>5226351


now edit it to say 'do me'

i tried myself but my experiments are not worth uploading
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Fritewag lurk here? Finally remembered that I hadn't read chapter 11 of Sad Nick. If he doesn't beat Stu the fuck out I'll lose it
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>>5226351

i love dontyote
although, is he a pack streeter?
we don't really need that guy who keeps xing out the pack streeters to catch wind of him, with... whatever the fuck hes doing
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>>5226846
>giraffes actually fight like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_akd-o3ppAE
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>>5226842
Please tell me that shirt is all she has on because I want to pork that pig.
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>>5226842
Swinton x Inkypig lezzy makeouts when?
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Hello /ztg/!

I just finished recording a blind read through of the first two chapters of Reichstagsbrand, as requested by the author, HarryLime03.

Since soundcloud has a paywall, I'm going to start uploading to youtube.

https://youtu.be/hEWHoupn0PQ

View my read throughs here (I'll move them over to youtube eventually): https://soundcloud.com/user-759976853

How is /ztg/ tonight?
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>>5226498
now pop a molly and draw a molly
shit why am i on the sceiling
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>>5226833
Bleh. I'll skip that shit then. Was thinking of reading it now that it is complete, but if that is all it amounts to then why bother.
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>>5226912
Fuck off.

I cannot fucking stand this attention-whoring cow. You are the worst. You're fucking cancer. Literally fuck off.

You come in here acting like some celebrity but you are a fucking half-breed and everyone knows it. Show us the fucking birth certificate.
I hope you get raped on election day. At the fucking podium. Pandering bitch.
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>>5226940
>Wolf supremacist gets too deep into the koolaid
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>>5226940
>starts off by assuming that being born a cow is somehow a mark of inferiority
>gets even worse from there

Let me guess, you're either living on the streets or close and you cling to predatory fellating nonsense because of your own self-hatred.
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I seriously have little idea what I'd do with this upcoming Thematic Thursday.

Thoughts? Comments? Advice? Complaints? Anything?
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>>5226940
and /ztg/ moves on, uncaring of the screams of a shitposter. Such is life on 4chan
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>>5226878
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>>5226940
as first I thought the was attacking a content creator
but I am relieved that it is nothing more than playing a meme
keep on memming anon
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>>5226994

what the fuck is 4chan?

we're on furchan, you illiterate. what are you, some kind of fucking useless hoofer?
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I want to ejaculate inside of Martina.
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New blind read through!

Nick's plans for the night come full stop as Judy and Finnick have way too much to drink. Will he be able to control Judy's fiery temper? Will he be able to stile Finnick's embarrassing story? What kind of a joint just lets someone smoke indoors? Find out in Booze with the Bunny, by PseudoFox!

Text here:
archiveofourown.org/works/7938478

Blind read through here:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/booze-with-the-bunny
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>>5226988
I couldn't think of anything either. It feels like more of a writing topic this week.
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>>5226912
Canidae!

Everyone should check this out! Reichstagsbrand is awesome, and so is our Lovely Mayor!
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>>5227024
I want to be Martina so some big predator can really show me what it's like to be a woman.
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>Keats and Yeats are on your side
>While Wilde is on mine
What did Morrissey mean by this?
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>>5227029
Yay!

Going to listen to this right now!
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Okay, so the pack street hit list was not a countdown. Sue me.
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>>5227048
Well:
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>>5227061
jesus I was literally just listening to this

Strangeways > Queen is Dead
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>>5227074
well are you going to tell us what it WAS, then
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>>5227029
...
You're not still trying to douse your room with coffee, are you?
Unless you're looking to drown, It's probably best not to use up any more coffee.
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>>5227074
How anti-climactic

So what was it all about then?
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>>5226940

(hmmm, I'm not sure if the Canidae running for election would a. be reading fanfics or b. posting them on furchan...)

Uhhh, dude I'm just a campaign intern using her likeness for fun and profit. Hang on a sec let me read the briefing... yeah it says she's not a hybrid. What do you have against wolves, man? Where's the comfy at?
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>>5227076
Martina is actually a predator though right? I mean, I forget what he actually is.

Also, who does Martina have a crush on you think? Someone who doesn't know his smell.
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>>5226988
As an unimaginative drawfag, I too don't really know what to do for this TT.

Like the other anon said, this TT feels like it suits writing more than drawing, and I can't write for shit
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>>5226892
Yes, that's all she's wearing. Right NOW.

>>5226901
Maybe eventually.
Maybe NEVER.
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>>5227086
>>5227096
Fuck if I know. I'm just the anon that hypothesized that it WAS a BSP countdown. Clearly I was wrong.

My next guess is the guy was just a wierdo that likes the idea of assassinating fictional characters.
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>>5227107
I mean it more in the 'domination' thing than the 'it's totally not gay' thing.
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>>5227080
While I personally disagree, I can still see where you're coming from. Girlfriend in a Coma, Paint a Vulgar Picture, and Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved me are all pretty great, though I've admittedly been neglecting to listen to the album in full for a while now, so I'll need to do that again to really get a good opinion on it as a whole.

[spoiler]I actually kinda prefer their self-titled over TQID[/spoiler]
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>>5227131
But we don't even know if they're dead. He could be crossing off characters for other reasons and he never specifically said that anyone died
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>>5227126
Can she be bisexual? I really want her to take the knot. Wolves, wild dogs, foxes, etc... just being pounded.
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>>5227123
Post Finnick in a nurse's outfit cuddling an Anon so I can feel less dead inside.
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>>5227088
I appreciate your concern, but I'm in no danger of drowning! I'm standing on a big soggy pile of my past drawings!

I'm thinking I'm going to get it up to the door nob before I flip the cup around and let everything level off.

Maybe I'll start swimming around to help break up the debris in the coffee...
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>>5227126
Look at that sweaty sow, Jesus. Sudden mood for bacon.

>>5227143
Don't be ridiculous, you don't have to ask permission with pigs.
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Is Weaver here? I need to know Martina's colors.
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>>5227131
10bux says it's MrE prepping for TT with a fic for every pack streeter because he is a relentless hypewhore
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>>5227151
Don't worry VR, I'll get you out
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What movies has everyone been watching lately?

>TFW badly reviewed, poorly advertised movie about a delusional singer and a paranoid President crosses the line into surrealist drama.
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>>5227143
The real question is 'can the artist be bisexual?'
(But the truth is I don't care. It's a cartoon.)

>>5227159
Das racist.
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>>5227168
>Is Weaver here? I need to know Martina's colors.
here you go anon
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>>5226988
>>5227043
>>5227123
It kind of does feel a bit more like a writing topic than one you can draw for. I will admit that I haven't been that creative with species (the normal fox and bunny stuff, with some tiger and thinking of doing something with Arctic Shrews). Try to just look for interesting behaviors that animals do in nature and how that might evolve in a modern setting. Fox fathers tend to hide pieces of food underneath bushes and twigs in order to teach kits how to hunt/scavenge, maybe this translate into hide and seek as more of a teaching tool rather than a game for fox families. Things like that.
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>>5227177
Magonel!

How have you been, buddy? School treating you well?

My goal is to square away enough fics to be able to read chapter 4 starting next week!
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>>5227208
She's more beautiful than any MLP OC I've ever seen
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>>5227221
What an oddly specific call out. Who hurt you?
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>>5227234
It was just a joke, don't read too into it m8
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reposting rosie and rex cause I'm tired

>>5227208
wow

did she go to canidae for fur dyeing advice
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I drew a bun with stripes for you all.

Nekked VRbit soon.
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>>5227044
>Reichstagsbrand is awesome
On opposite day, maybe.
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>>5227219
Oh its all going good bun, I'm nearly done editing chapter four so it will be ready tonight (or tomorrow) school is going fine, and I hope life is treating you well too. Threads have been marching on as usual, withstanding all matters of trolls and spam, and its been quite comfy.

I've gotten into a few new series as well, like Bojack Horseman and True Detective
I can't stop
help
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ComicAnon:

I have to say, at this last recording, you're really quiet. I'm maxing out my laptop sound and pressing the headphones against my flesh.

You see that? I'm curious.
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>>5227247

I have no idea what you're talking about Anon; ignore my excessive sweating.
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>>5227208
are you recharged? Can you grant any more wishes tonight?

Because I still wish for any update on bsp
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>>5227248
Nice! He looks like he just remembered something important that he shouldn't have forgotten.
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>>5227268
>I'm maxing out my laptop sound and pressing the headphones against my flesh.

>Anon tries so hard, but cannot feel it
>the volume must go higher
>the pressure must be stronger
>He maxes the volume and presses the headphones into his penis
>Comicanon's voice vibrates gently from the earpieces, sending anon into an altered state
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okay, real answer
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>>5227284
I mean he's a rabbit, so its probably reproduction.
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>>5227268
Gaaah! My jiggery pokery didn't work!

Yeah, I totally saw that, and I've been searching for an answer as to why the heck Audacity was doing this! It was randomly lowering the recording volume as I was recording automatically!

I have no idea why. I mean, I'm on my laptop, but I don't think its ever done this before?

Still searching for an answer to this problem... Sorry that I wasn't able to boost the audio in those portions! And, uh, look out for when I notice the problem!

>>5227267
I love Bojack and True Detective... Oh man, if you want another thing to take up your time, you should check out Mad Dogs! That show's awesome!

>>5227248
That's a wonderful Jack, Kam!

...but I'm going to hide in my coffee pool until its safe to come out...
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>>5227307
This is adorable.
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>>5227315
Comic, can you show me a screenie of what the file/waveform looks like in Audacity? I may be able to help
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>>5227315
Yeah, unfortunately for about 45% or something of your review I can barely get this stuff. I like your voice a ton, though, so it's kind of weird to hear it this soft hah.

Yes, please do try to fix this. And I'm glad that you like the story a bunch.
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>>5227321
Also a screenie of the playback level as the file is playing would be useful too
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>>5227321
Here it is! Man, it went on for a LOT longer than I thought... Damn it!

>>5227327
Oyyyy, I'm really sorry buddy! I really feel bad about this!
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>>5227355
Oh, man, that is weird...
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http://pastebin.com/brZrR6Uc

Added a bit more before going to bed.
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>>5227355
That is very odd for the recording volume to be lowering while you're recording. You're sure you didn't hit any keys while the audacity window was active during recording?

Despite the problem there is a way to fix it. Gimme a sec to get some caps.
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>>5227360
I've been running experiments: it just lowers RANDOMLY. Its not when I peak the microphone, its not when I'm silent, it lowers no matter where I start the volume slider...

I can't find any documentation of this problem online!
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Do we have any reverse rape lying around?
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>>5227394
Other than scroll wheeling down while I read the fic's text, but I had the window for the fic selected while doing that and Audacity in the background. When I paused the recording, I noticed the levels were really low, so I put it back up, but then they lowered while I was watching and not touching the keyboard.
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>>5227315
What beans do you like?

>>5227267
If you have Netflix, try Better Call Saul.
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r.e. you can't light some cooking oil in flame

My understanding is that your generic Bic Lighter is 1000 F or so, maybe like 1,500 F, and then it's a level higher than what one is doing baking. I think that olive oil and the like have a burning point around like 850 F.

Anyone else hear differently?
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>>5227397
I've looked at Audacity related stuff, and I'm not familiar with this issue either. Damn.

Given how short the story is, hey, could you do a text comments thing of suggestions and send it over? I'd really appreciate that.

I'm glad regardless that you read it, laughed, and enjoyed it.
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Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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>>5227438
Oh, I wish I was a coffee aficionado... My roommate is, though! She buys coffee from local places called Blue Bottle and Verve, grinds them with a hand grinder and makes them in a french press.

She brought home a modified popcorn popper that's supposed to roast unroasted coffee beans... She's serious!

>>5227447
... I'm going to test something! Be right back!
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>>5227447
Wrong tab?
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>>5227427
>Other than scroll wheeling down while I read the fic's text

While I could be wrong, this could be the culprit of the recording level going down during recording.

I'm putting together a ghetto guide for you to help you fix volume problems in the future, give me just a bit more time.
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>>5227476
I almost feel bad at myself for how hard I laughed at this.
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>>5227480
Hey
>>5227475
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>Skye is actually Nick's mom.
>The globe-trotting super-spy stuff was back in the 70s, before she settled down to raise a family.
>Saving the world and boning bunnies runs in the family.
>She still wants grandkids at some point, though.
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>>5227516
So Skye either cucked Jack or she was raped by some bad guy fox to get pregnant with Nick?
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>>5227531
It was just a fling, it didn't mean anything.
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>>5227480
>Hand grinder.
>Blue Bottle.
>French Press.

YES. That's the good stuff! Have you ever considered getting into it yourself? It's a little effort getting it all down, but the return on investment is surprisingly high. Really good coffee vs. bad coffee is like CV1 vs. DK1.

If you're ever in the Bay Area and want to know some shops, let me know and I'll post them.
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>>5227427
Sorry this took so long. Pardon any typos. Hope this helps you in the future.
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How old is Martina?
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>>5227584
74
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>>5227584
For some reason, I want to use 19 because that's Alec's age.
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>>5227370
>Michael Gallagher
>no animal-based pun in the name

0/10 stopped reading
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>>5227531
It was the 70s, there were a lot of orgies.

It's cool though, Jack was there too!
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What if the ideal way to impregnate your cross-species wife is to be a lasting polyamorous relationship where you threesome, and you ejaculate into the third guy's ass while he cums in the girl's pussy?
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>When Comic leaves the thread and you actively feel his absence.
>When you're warmed in a way that you can't quite explain when he's there as well as when you listen to his voice.

Is... is this what having a waifu is like?
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>>5227630
>What if the ideal way to impregnate your cross-species wife

Ok

>is to be a lasting polyamorous relationship where you threesome

Now it's getting a little weird

>and you ejaculate into the third guy's ass while he cums in the girl's pussy?

Wait, what?
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>>5227248
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>>5227669
>>5227630
>Vicarious impregnation

still cucking thus verboten
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>try to write a greentext
>it became a lot more
woops
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Alec is one of the best posters. Anyone who actively lewds himself and enjoys it is top tier.
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Okay so you can definitely light a fire with olive oil.

>>5227497
>>5227574
Ooh! This is super useful! I'm going to reupload the new file with this!

And thank you for telling me about clipping-- I had no idea! I'll have to make sure I get my recording volume level set properly!

Thank you thank you thank you! I think this might have saved this read through!

>>5227570
I would love to know some shops! I'm in the Bay Area often for work, and it'd be great to get into coffee! I always love learning about new things!

And if I'm too dumb to learn about it, then I can just get gifts for my roommate!

>>5227666
I feel your absence when I'm gone too, Satan!
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>>5227706
>Comic does his own Mythbusters for the thread, with the myth being comfirmed

Details please
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>>5227706
Hey, given how short the story is could you do a text comment thing where you put in the suggestions in a document and send it over? I'd appreciate it a bunch. Thanks again for everything. It's great that you liked the story so much.
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>>5227706
Cool! Coffee is one of those things that's as complex as you want to make it, so there's no reason why you can't get an understanding of it easily. Also it's a passion of mine and sharing passions is awesome.

Brb, writing quick Pastebin to not clog up the thread.
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>tfw you've never liked coffee
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>>5227739
KEK
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>>5227706
Glad I could help ya! If you ever have any questions or anything regarding audio or recording feel free to send me a DM over the Discord.
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i wrote a thing. now it's off to bed for me.
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>>5227779
spam filter?
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>>5227787
it was too long for a post, if that's what you mean
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>>5227795
>>5227787
oh nevermind, noscript blocked the captcha

didn't know pastebin had that kind of thing
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>>5227779
Looks like the kinks will get played up.

The writing itself is well-done.

I don't really have anything detailed to say: but-- good job.
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have some late night art.
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>>5227818

Is this Cremepudding/Jerboadorable?

Judy looks great! Looking awkward in that outfit is definitely true to her character.

Sign it sweetie!
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>>5227818
I want to be positive, but the eyes and mouth are rather off looking to where I don't know what to think.

Her nose is fine. Really, everything else is fine. I'm almost picturing putting her in a Bane mask.
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>>5227818
Well done!

Her lower lip looks a bit out of place imo
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>>5227800
thanks, was kinda a spur-of-the-moment thing and is shamefully barely edited. gotta force myself to bed now so i don't want to die in the morning.

>>5227818
certainly a fresh style i haven't seen, i like it
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>>5227831
No signing

>>5227838
>>5227841
It's totally fine, like the file name says; I really can't replicate the movie's art style, so please forgive me.
I really wasn't putting much effort into this one... I usually do art to wind down.
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>>5227857
Sleep tight bunner
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>>5227689
Oops, I forgot my comment

Good shit, Kam
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>>5227818
>>5227838
I think the issue is the bottom lip. The piece would be fine without the lip; with it, it makes her mouth look larger and feel like it takes up more space on her head, which makes her eyes feel slightly displaced.
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Okay, round two! Upped the volume a shit ton for the part where its quiet!

>>5227719
Oh, I poured some olive oil on a plate and was going to put a lighter to it, but then I remembered something about how oil and grease fires are dangerous because you can't put them out with water so I looked up how to put out olive oil fires and I got youtube videos showing olive oil burning.

So it can definitely happen.

I had some pita with the olive oil instead.

>>5227739
...Well, the quote is actually mine this time! I like it!

>>5227742
Ooh, thank you! I'd love to see your pastebin! I love it when I hear from people with passion-- seeing that fire light up in someone is the best feeling!

>>5227753
I STILL LIKE YOU!

>>5227763
Thank you Pandanon! I'm going to post the picture of the VRbit getting a bear hug for you!
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>>5227838
here you go anons, I fixed it for you.
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>>5227882
AUGH! I DIDN'T INCLUDE THE LINK!

https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/booze-with-the-bunny

https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/booze-with-the-bunny

https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/booze-with-the-bunny

>>5227763
Panda hug <3
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>>5227866
I think it's ok to not be able to replicate the artstyle so long as the character's features are consistent.

Is it assholery to edit people's stuff?

(I think she looks more 'awkward' and less 'afraid' without the pouty lip)
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>>5227885
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would delete a post, before the thread reaches page 10?
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>>5227885
>Or perhaps you're wondering why someone would wear put on a maid outfit
>Before taking it off for sex
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>>5227753
I didn't like actual coffee either until I made the leap from Starbucks to a regional and higher quality chain. My assumption was that everything without twelve gallons of chocolate syrup and whipped cream was going to taste bitter as hell, and the difference in quality kind of shocked me into realizing that coffee could be good. Finding 10 or 15 non-chain places that are consistently awesome took years though. In one of the best places for coffee in the US.

On the other hand, sometimes we just don't connect with stuff that other people do. I really like high quality audio whenever possible and have some favorite bands, but I'm not an audiophile and the joy of purchasing the EXACTLY CORRECT pair of headphones for a given sound and rocking the fuck out to a band I love more than life itself (Knowing every lyric to all the songs) isn't easily within my reach.

On an unrelated note, how does one get a Discord link?
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>>5227888
Daww!

Also, as a final note, keep an eye on your recording levels when you're doing your readings so you can spot the issue in action if it happens again!
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>>5227895
>>5227896

>Based off of same scene
>One post apart
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>>5227894
I mean, I was already editing it, but thanks anon.

>>5227895
What? I didn't delete anything.
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>>5227898

Here you go buddy! Bring in all the chocolate syrup and whipped cream you can!!

https://discord.gg/aHTtG
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>>5227882
>>5227888
Yay, Pita!

And thanks for the re-uploading!
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>>5227885
11/10
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>>5227903
>bane mask is posted
>amazed when two people reference the one scene everyone knows
>even the people that haven't seen it
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>>5227888
This is fantastic man. I hate to harp on it, but is it too much to ask for textual comments as well? I want to make this really top-notch.
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>>5227915
why couldn't the movie have some scruffy nick
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>>5227898
>Starbucks
There is your problem. In Italy is impossible to find a Starbucks, but I tried it when I made a trip outside recently.

And I can tell you that their glorified milkshake is nothing even remotely comparable to real coffee. I even wonder if they have any real coffee inside at all.
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>>5227909
Thanks! I would, but a police bunner confiscated my stash! Apparently she needs it for adult bonding with friend or something like that.
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>>5227927
At least they released it somewhere
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>>5227927
saving it for the sequel
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And all of a sudden I'm crashing hard... I got really worked up there about that recording stuff, but I'm really happy and relieved the problem got solved...

Time for me to say goodnight!

>>5227900
I'm going to be doing some audiobook stuff, and that's way more stop-and-go, so I should be able to catch it how it happens. I'll message you if I run into more problems, and definitely later when I work on doing awesome stuff with the audiobooks I have planned!

>>5227912
Pita party!

>>5227920
I can probably work that into my schedule!

Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads. Remember that sometimes its okay not to set fire to something just to see whether it works in a story.
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Reminder that the Discord is half this=
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>>5227972
And half lewd RPing
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>>5227968
Sleep tight, bunner!
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>>5227968
Goodnight!
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>>5227932
>And I can tell you that their glorified milkshake is nothing even remotely comparable to real coffee.

You're preaching to the choir!

Even in America the perception of Starbucks is something close to the McDonald's of coffee. Stores everywhere and relatively cheap, but not "gourmet" no matter what their ad campaigns say. When I was in the UK a while ago people compared it to a worse Costa. I've never been to Italy though! It looks like a beautiful European state.

If you want to try some good American coffee, go for something like Ritual Coffee Roasters, Equator, Stumptown, Four Barrel, or one of the probably hundreds of other awesome places that I haven't seen yet.
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>>5227267
I've been enjoying Bojack since right before season 2 aired and loving it.

True Detective, I've heard, gets pretty shit after season 1.

I've been trying to watch some animu, so I've been watching Re:Zero and Log Horizon. Also been keeping up with Super, for whatever that's worth.
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>>5227516
Don't you know that Skye is actually Nick's sister?
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>>5227927
Scruffy Nick would be good. Maybe taking a dive into his past in Z2?
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>>5227989
As an American, I basically think of Starbucks as like... I guess air. Or water.
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>>5227968
Goodnight sleeptight.
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What struggles would poor, working-class raccoons face in Zootopia?
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>>5228032
Not lewding beavers.
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>>5228032
>you will never find the follow-up to this where the coons jizz in the food
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>>5228054
Beavers are for otter dick.
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>>5227989
Up until now I didn't have any good luck with foreign coffee. My experience is very limited (only Czech Republic and Germany) but it seems common to serve something like a full glass of some strange black liquid that it is less closer to an espresso than a cow is close to a cat.

Not to be a snobby elitist connoisseur, but the coffee I tried tasted more like a strange mix between sawdust and barley coffee with some cinder added in than like coffee.

Did the coffee in the place you mentioned seemed like the one I tasted (glass of black liquid) or like pic related? Because in the first case you need to come to Italy and try our coffee, there is a world of difference.
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>>5228032
eating garbage
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>>5228133
>They already work at BugBurga

Mission accomplished!
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>>5228032
serious answer?

probably discrimination, being seen as trash divers and thieves mostly

social mobility would be limited and they'd probably be stuck in dead end jobs
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>>5228032
I wouldn't know, this trash-panda is self employed.

>>5228054
>>5228076
Beaver otter get on this dick.
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>>5228159
Hey now, I'm sure SOME of them could make honest livings.

After all, you can be ANYTHING in Zootopia, right?
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>>5228211
How honest is streetwalking, really?
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>>5228218
Well, it may be immoral or even illegal, but it's the pinnacle of honesty. A wants C. He pays for C. He gets C. The end. Satisfied customers.
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>>5228110
I haven't had much luck with foreign coffee either, except at the Orphee Hotel in Regensburg and at Monmouth Coffee in the UK. Italian coffee sounds like it would be incredible!

At places like Dunkin' Donuts and the Starbucks locations where I live, they serve the black vinegar liquid. Or drinks with tons of chocolate/whip that fall into the "guilty pleasure" category and aren't traditional espresso. Some people think coffee shops like that are trading quality for profit margins and mass market appeal.

At the good places I mentioned the coffee looks like pic related.

>There is a world of difference.

It's not being a snob if you're right!
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>>5228229
It just feels like there's something inherently filthy when it comes to trashcoon cunt
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>>5228229
Coons cant satisfy anyone.
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>>5228241
When the guy feels as if his balls have been drained and he's had the orgasm of his life... yeah.

Don't be racist.
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Have you praised the fit fox today, /ztg/?
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I praise the foxe everyday so that I may one day feel his fluffy embrace
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>>5228444
checked. cute comic so far anon.
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>>5227932
Starbucks is overpriced crap. If you can find a good locally owned place that's great, but if I just need a fix on the go Dunkin Donuts suits me just fine.

90% of people who go to Starbucks really just go there so they can walk around with a Starbucks cup in their hand and look affluent, or because they want to use the WiFi. That's what you're really paying for.
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>>5227305
underrated asf
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>>5228472
I personally get drinks Starbucks because I like sugary trash
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>>5228558
>get drinks Starbucks

i need to sleep
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>>5228558
Dunkin Donuts has that too. I must admit I do enjoy an iced mocha latte once in a while.
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>>5228472
There is more coffee in a slice of tiramisù than in whatever Starbucks product. From what I tested I suspect that they also use the much less stronger barley coffee (or, as we call it here, coffee for kids). I also wonder how in Zootopia they treat stimulants like coffee. Humans are pretty strong in withstanding capsaicin, theobromine and caffeine, I wonder if there are some species restrictions? Like felines and canines having a ban in the consumption of chocolate.
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>>5228625
I feel like pastries over the course of time would have developed to be less and less chocolate focused because of this

Vanilla is probably Zootopia's chocolate, and chocolate is probably on the level of like, peanut butter or something
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>>5228740
I like the idea that products that can't be eaten by a big part of the population have some groups of aficionados. Groups of chicken eaters, chocolate eaters and so on.
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Can I ask for some requests? I can't draw bodies well at all, but am looking for opportunities to improve.
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>>5228854
I'll never understand these. Images, references to other works, sure, I get it. But just recreating a scene verbatim like this, especially one so long?
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>>5228854
I got the reference. That was pretty funny.
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>>5228861
Nick, Judy and Finnick at the karaoke
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>>5228861
How about either Gazelle or tigress Fangmeyer?
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Human zootopia is bad enough, but this?
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>>5228998
Oh, anon. If you think THIS is bad, you haven't truly seen how sad tumblr can make humanizations for Zootopia can be.

Imagine everyone is of color, except for Bellwether who is the demon whitey.

Shit, imagine where everyone looks the fucking same because fuck actual diversity in characters; just make them all Muslim because the artist wants to prove they're looking out for DIVERSITY.
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Would that be weird if you had a mammal who's consoling her crying kit by licking his/her tears on their cheek?
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>>5229054
I will actually find it very cute
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>>5229054
>>5229063
Not so cute if it's scoutmaster Nick consoling a crying bun by licking her face
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>>5229079
Don't worry anon, he's licensed to do so. He's a fox.
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>>5229079
You're right. This is extremely cute.
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>>5229054
I don't see why it would be so weird.

>>5229087
>I-it's just a part of fox culture! D-don't be speciest!
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>>5229079
>>5229087
lets test this
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>>5229087
>Scoutmaster Nick will never console you as he licks your face clean of tears

Why live
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>>5229143
Just share the bunny.
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>>5229132
That image has been permanently tainted by being the de-facto face of PedoNick.
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>>5229132
While he's violently raping me?
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>>5229102
Better test: anons, do you want to feel this hot, long, soft fox' tongue all over you?
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>>5229132
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>>5229171
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>>5229189
He's not even sticking his tongue out all the way
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>>5229132
>dat bulge
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>>5229171
It's not rape if he makes you enjoy it
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In another parallel Zootopia, prey species are the only kind of mammal to evolve to be sentient while predator species remain entirely feral. In that world Nick is Judy's pet fox, acting like her K9 unit on the beat
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>>5229252
Sapient, not sentient.
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>>5229252
And Nick still wants to knot the bun
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>>5229245
BAD NICK, no raping others but the bun.
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>>5229252
How long before Jude fucks the fox?
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>>5229252
How long before Nick knots the bunny?
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>>5228906
Those were happier days.

Thanks for the request, anon!
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>>5229252
These are their stories.

Dun dun



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