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Zootopia thread: Teef Edition!

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>>4955826
Proper teef care is essential
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Hilarious Zootopia song parody:

I'm just a little fox
One fox in zootopia
Of many little animals,
Who are not aware of me.

I do my little scam
And live my little life
Eat my fox meals,
Con some little kids of bucks

And somewhere, maybe someday,
Maybe somewhere far away,
I'll meet a second little fox
Who will look at me and say

"I know you,
You're the one,
I've waited for,
Let's have some fox fun..."

Fox life is precious, every minute,
And more precious with your foxiness in it,
So let's have some fox fun.

We'll take a road trip,
Way out Zootopia.
You're the one fox,
I like the best.

I'm glad I've found you,
Like hanging 'round you,
You're the one fox,
I like the best.

Somewhere, maybe someday,
Maybe somewhere far away... [x3]

I'll meet a second little fox...
And we'll go out and play like fox.
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It's a new thread, it's a new day!

And I've got a new fic for you!

http://pastebin.com/zYixSZgM

Exercise In Futility: When Charlie prevents Avo from her usual exercise, it's up to Marty to help out. But what will Avo and Marty do when he discovers a new fetish, and his arousal is too obvious to ignore?
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>>4955844
I feel she us doing it wrong, perhaps her fox could give her a helping paw.
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the boss gets the first go with the bunny
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Aaand a shill for the morning crowd:

Remmy Cormo's just moved to Pack Street, and he's still trying to get comfortable in his new surroundings-- which is easier said than done when two lecherous neighbors are grabbing at his fur! Will our hero be herded into a playpen by the distasteful duo? Is Betty's bark worse than her bite? Who puts ice cream on top of cheese in a grocery bag? Find out in Pack Street: Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Aardwolves, by Weaver!

Full text here:
http://pastebin.com/nt5NF3yH

When you're finished reading, give a synopsis of what you thought! This would be valuable feedback for the author!

And if you like, you can read along with me in my written read through here:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mA8yDZMkXaNTRHQk4JntFourrNK3JKoI8IYGOJndpGM/edit?usp=sharing

But don't check that out until you've written your own-- it might taint your opinion!

And check out the first chapter here:

Remmy Cormo is a sheep like any other in the herd: he's got wool, he's got hooves, and he's got no horns (which plenty of rams don't have and its not embarrassing at all). The one thing that makes him different is that he eats meat! Now he's got to move to Pack Street, a pred-dominated neighborhood that doesn't take kindly to those on four hooves! Come check out the first entry in Weaver's Pack Street: Carnivore!

Text here:
http://pastebin.com/Dh59K8MX

Be sure to share your thoughts on the fic before reading along with me in the read through here:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/17yP9Lf1gdnCtS7_1TBoLlInXaodyY_TULR_aGRzi3Kc/edit?usp=sharing
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>>4955844
Mongatari gave me a toothbrushing fetish.
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>>4955867
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Fox shows her how its done!
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You've got a fox in me
You've got a fox in me
When the road looks rough ahead
And you're miles and miles
From your nice warm Zootopia bed
You just remember what your old fox pal said
Boy, you've got a fox in me
Yeah, you've got a fox in me

You've got a fox in me
You've got a fox in me
You've got foxy troubles, and I've got 'em too
There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
We fox together and can see it through
'Cause you've got a fox in me
You've got a fox in me

Some other fox might be
A little bit smarter than I am
Bigger and foxxier too, maybe
But none of them will ever fox you
The way I do, it's me and you, fox
And as the foxxy years go by
Our foxship will never die
You're gonna see it's our fox destiny
You've got a fox in me
You've got a fox in me
You've got a fox in me
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>>4955826
I love the idea of Clawhauser shipping Wildhopps. I can imagine him having one way conversations with random officers about them.
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BSP?
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>>4955868
Help me, Beta Nick. You're my only hope for a baby-daddy!
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BSP?
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>>4955935
Fucking. Dead.
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>>4955959
I don't want to believe.
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>>4955941
Nick please support me and my kids emotionally and financially. I dont promise to return the favor.
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>>4955972
He said he was cancelling it to work more on his Reader Rabbit fanart.
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>>4938733
>Tayor's paws trailed slowly up his brother's arms, grabbing at his shoulders and pulling him deeper into their kiss.
>Then, Nick separated their kiss, and Taylor whimpered, "No,"
>But then, Nick's muzzle pushed against his brother's neck, his teeth grating and nipping at the flesh beneath his damp, sweaty fur.
>Taylor's arms wrapped around his brother's neck and shoulders, and he turned his head away, giving his brother more room to mark him.
>Just as he felt Nick's teeth press against the crook and back of his neck, he saw Judy laying beside them, her paw working slowly on her clit, staring straight into Taylor's eyes.
>And then, Nick bit down-
>At first, he felt the peirce of Nick's teeth into his flesh, and he hissed in pain, instinctively dragging his own claws along Nick's shoulders and neck.
>Then, he felt them let up, and rake down his neck, leaving a sharp, stinging pain in their trail.
>His vision became clouded, and he blinked away tears, but called out to his brother, "Fuck- I love you, Nick,"
>And Nick pulled back, and pressed their lips together again.
>Taylor could taste blood- his own blood- on Nick's lips, teeth, and tongue.
>He pulled back again, a string of red-tinted saliva passed between them.
>Nick's chest expanded with his heavy breathes, and he looked conflicted, his eyes staring at Taylor's neck, and then trailed down his form, covered by the blanket.
>Reaching down, Nick pulled the blanket away, and Taylor felt the relatively cooler room against his clothed, sweating body.
>Reaching his paws down Taylor's sides, he tugged at his shorts, but stopped and looked back to his brother's eyes.
>Nick asked, in a soft, unsure town, "Um, you're comfortable with this, right?"
>To their side, Judy gave a snort of laughter, and curled into herself, "A bit late to be asking that, isn't it slick?"
>Nick brought a paw up and rubbed his neck, "Hey, I'm still new to-"
>But Taylor's soft voice cut him off, "Could I, um, 'clean up,' first?"
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>>4955859
You have no idea how much this appeals to me. Even if the starting point is odd.
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>>4955984
>Reader Rabbit
what dat?
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>>4955972
He said he was cancelling it to work more on his Reader Rabbit fanart.
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>>4955953
>>4956003
Is this the newest form of shitposting?
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>>4955859
Line 39 "Then, the sniffed."

Only thing that jumped out at me, was a fun read.
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Judy dropping "subtle" hints
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>>4956021

Really?

Goddamnit, i had TWO people proofread this...

/goes off to fix
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>>4956040
Weaver get a name change?
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>>4956073
That's from when he first showed up back on /co/ and people told him to SIGN IT.
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>>4956073

nah
just weaver taking the piss out an artist he doesnt like
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>>4956001
Pretty sure he's joking. I hope.

>>4956073
>not knowing who Andrew Dobson is
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>>4955868

Fucks sake, I will bet you all fifty fucking dollars EACH that the next page is going to be Nick leaving Judy alone to rest while angsting about the whole situation because "boo hoo feelings are haaaaaaard".

Man this comic angers me more than it probably should.
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>>4956081
>>4956082
Ah, thank you.

>>4956086
Sorry, no idea who he is.
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>>>/s4s/4722865
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>>4956106
Good. Bless your little soul. Keep it that way.
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>>4956106
Andrew Dobson is a guy who got famous by doing inflation art (hence the pump and '4-12 babies') but later decided to not be associated with it anymore and instead make 'insightful' comics about modern issues.
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>When Judy tells Nick she's teen-pregnant
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>>4956090
At the very least we got the revenge Sky(e) comic.
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>>4956122
>>4956124
I see, ya inflation was never one of my kinks.
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>>4956108
SWAGLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD
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>>4956141

Easy there, Nick! You just made an inappropriate peer-to-teen choice behavior!
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>>4956141
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How does page 2 look, guys?
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I'm a simple man. I see betty fucking remmy I don't reeee, but until then BETTY BETTER FUCK REMMY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>4955941
>>4955974
>>4956090
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>>4955999
That rabbit whore should leave the brothers to show their love for one another in peace.
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>>4956218
Looking good!

I like the pacing of this page. Ends on a strong note.
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>>4956218
Depressing but well made
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>>4956249
11/10
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>>4956249
amazing
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>>4956249

TRICKY BITCH, SHE KEPT TWO OF 'EM
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>>4956249
I cant read shit m8.
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>>4956249
kek, it was too much for poor nick
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>>4956249
glorious
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What the fuck are toybox pals
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>>4956286
Clearly zootopian medical science is much better than bunnyburrow's, so the one she expected to die survived.
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>>4956249
That is amazing. Excellent job anon.
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>>4956304
Not Zootopia related.
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>>4956090
how about leaving then? This "community" is nothing but endless circlejerking
nothing but greentexts and donut steel OCs
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>>4956249
>My panents oajd they harre 4 apare rooms on the formm

What dis she mean by this?
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>>4956249
This made me laugh much harder than I should have
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>>4956304
Doll fucking. Anyways, as >>4956337 said, it's not Zoot.
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>>4956337
Can you hold your autism in for one moment and answer the simple question?
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>>4956344
>nothing but greentexts and donut steel OCs
Nothing wrong with greentexts and a lot of the OCs are pretty great.
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Suddenly
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>>4956345
>My parents said they have 4 spare rooms on the farm.

It's just cursive, anon.

>>4956355
It's not autism, it's wanting to sidestep your shit-stirring.
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>>4956367
I want Jack Savage to ravage my anus
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>>4956344
Your solution doesn't really tie to his problem there bucko
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>>4956374
badly written cursive.
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where the dra wrequests at my dudes
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>>4956345
>>4956289
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>>4956374
I have no idea how I'm shit stirring, I literally have no idea what it is and why people keep mentioning it.
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>>4956386
Cursive is a meme. What fucking purpose does it serve other than to make the writing look more fancy? What's the point if I can't read it half the time?
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>>4956214
Ah man, I used to love Bigger than Cheeses.
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>>4956394
you got me.
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>>4956392
Judy reading foxy magazines in secret as a teen.
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>>4956402
It's only good for signing your name and writing out prescriptions.
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>>4956218
Is it still an AU or will it tie in with the movie? Just wondering.

Great work as aways TGG
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>>4956249
I can't read half of this.
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>>4956437
It's not an AU yet. The divergence from the primary timeline happens in a couple pages or so.
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foxes eat bunnies
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>>4956377
I want to be Jack Savage and have my anus ravaged.
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>>4956427
Signing your name is understandable. Writing out prescriptions doesn't really make that much sense though. Why make it harder for the pharmacist to read what medication you need? What if they can't read the shitty chicken scratch and give you amphetamines instead of valium or something?

Outside of that, there is absolutely no logical reason to use cursive. Just fucking write it in a way that I can read it, please.
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>>4956468
and vice versa
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>>4956478
>give you amphetamines instead of valium or something?
Sounds like a win to me!
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>>4956392
We need more rimming. Female on male rimming.
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>>4956392

Female on female rimming! Aaaa
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>>4956491
That's a good fox.
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>>4956249
>I'll show you a knot momage you can cum often already knotting
>momage
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>>4956503
>>4956508
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>>4956525
Dont judge me, sloth!
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>>4956523
Probably massage.
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>>4956392
Cute hyenas
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BEST. SHIP. EVER.
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>>4955999
Oh my.
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>>4956525
Yeah rimming isn't really my thing either, but I just try to imagine that poop does NOT in fact come from the butts being licked
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>>4956543
That still doesn't make sense.
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>>4956547
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>>4956392
Nick showing off his collection of novelty sunglasses.
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>>4956543
B-but...
muh wildecest...
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>>4956523

Pretty sure it's supposed to be "I'll show you a knot massage. You can cum after already knotting."
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>>4956547
I prefer the headcanon that Jack is that one gay best friend every female has.

She likes prettying him up.
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>>4956584
Oh yeah,keep them coming.
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>>4956596
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>>4956392
Rex and the aardweolves being lewd or just snuggling post coital.
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>>4956604
OH FUCK
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>>4956463
Is Judy going to fuck a fox?
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>>4955871
VR, are you available atm?
I wanted to give it a go at writing a story, problem is... I don't know how
all I've done so far are greentexts, and wondered if you could help me work on that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygNuRpwZqRU
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>>4956392
Nick showing Judy how he sees the world through shades
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>>4956659
I absolutely can help you, Solaire buddy!

We can either talk on the thread or we can do a little writer's workshop on Discord! Whatever works best for you.
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>>4956523
>>4956289
>>4956345
>>4956438
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>>4956392
>>4956426
This but Judy trying to hold her self to fox ideas of beauty.
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>>4956392
A sloth going down on his bondaged partner, but it's taking so long, guy has fallen asleep in his restraints.
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>>4956688
Thanks, this is way better.
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>>4956392
A sloth artist declaring his love for rimming as a fetish.
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>>4956558
oh no man
I mean rimming is great
it's fun
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>>4956785
I want to live in the universe where Judy's Parents are actually super pro Judy x Nick and treat Jack like total shit
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>>4956785
Jack Savage in an orgy with Judy's brothers when?
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>>4956681
discussing it would entail giving a few things of the plot away, so I think discord would be a better option, let me just sign in
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>>4956818
sorry, that was last week.
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What if Nick had 275 brothers and sisters and Judy was an only child
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>>4956929
IMAGINE THE INCEST
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>>4956929
What if Charlie is secretly nicks sister? Screencap this for when weaver tries to say no one saw it coming.
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>>4956929
what if Nick fucked all 275 of Judy's brothers and sisters while she watched?
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>>4956801
>Stu, Bonny and Nick stand there in their bathrobes drinking coffee and sizing up Jack.
>Bonnie shakes her head "I don't like him."
>Stu nods "Good eye hun."
>Nick puts his arms around both of them, "Sorry Jude, maybe they'll like the next one..."
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>>4956929
Nick wouldn't have the energy to hustle
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>>4956681
>>4956868
ok, done, uh, how do I add you?
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>>4956959
The world may never know...
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>>4956995
I have no idea!
I think I give you this?
comicanon#6179
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>>4957004
>this will never update because of TBP and Pack Street
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Kick the Nick
Don't hate kick his prostate
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>>4955999
>Nick looked at him confused for a moment, but Judy piped up,
>"Bathroom, under the sink- use the brown nozzle, and just f-y-i, he likes the carrot-flavoured dou-" and her mouth was covered by a paw.
>Nick gave a toothy smile, "You heard the rabbit, go on,"
>Taylor nodded slowly before slinking out of the bed towards the door, "Okay, uh, be right back?"
>As he reached the hallway, Judy called back out to him, "You want some help? I'm really good wi-"
>But her voice was muffled, followed by his brother's harsh whispering.
>Thinking nothing of it, he continued on.
>A few minutes of cleaning, cleansing, and scrubbing later, Taylor left the shower smelling, slightly, of carrots.
>Stepping back into his brother's room, his nose twitched, and his mouth cracked open as he tasted the air- the heady aroma of his brother's musk still filled the room, now more noticable after the hot shower.
>Looking at the corner of the bed behind his brother, he saw a tied and gagged Judy glaring daggers at the back of his brother's head as he sat up.
>Nick approached him, "Alright, you get more acquainted with my loving soulmate, I'm going to hit the showers, and then we'll continue where we left off," and patted him on the shoulder as he moved to continue past him.
>Taylor, thought, had another idea- and boldly, he asked Nick, "You don't have to- you smell kinda, uh,"
>And just then, Judy's mouth making it out of her gag, "You smell hot, Nick! You can shower later- much, much-"
>Finding his voice again, Taylor gave a nervous laugh, "Yeah, w-what she said- you smell, um, hot,"
>Nick gave a deep, breathy sigh, as he turned around, grabbed Taylor around the shoulders, and lead them to bed, "Ugh, you too? I swear- this bunny here is a corrupting inlfuence," and he hops onto the bed beside her.
>Patting the empty space infront of him, Nick continues, "So, Judy-two, want me to tear those clothes off and ravage you?"
>Before he knew his lips were moving, he responded, "O-oh god, yes,"
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help /trash/ he's a hot wolverine
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>>4955871
Alternate ending
>"This your room?"
>Remmy nods nervously "So are you some kinda locksmith?"
>"Kinda." Betty kicks the door in, shattering it into so many splinters.
>Remmy just stands there, mouth open and eyes wide with shock.
>Betty nods at a job well done. "You see Al, you tell him I was looking for him."
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>>4957122
he looks like a don bluth rat
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>>4955858
I like that
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>>4957122

So, he's like Redd White but with Manfred Von Karma's fashion sense. Hoo boy, I don't envy Nick and Judy.
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>>4957180
I burst out laughing at that.

You get a rare sleepyhead!
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I wanna boop Nick's snoot
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you guys like gay porn
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>>4957122
but anon, he's a criminal pred

do you really think that someone like that is hot?
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>>4957269
what gave it away?
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>>4957269
gays must burn.
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>>4957246
Sleepy heads are so cute
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>>4957284

yes, I'm also a pred. Also, he's a perfectly legitimate business mammal.
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>>4957299
they will, maybe
but in the meantime post porn
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>>4957332
alright
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>>4957332
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>>4957269
Gay porn is best porn
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>>4957269
you guys like Zooptoopia
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>>4957393
what gave it away?
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>>4957393
never heard of it
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>>4957318
>perfectly legitimate business mammal
are you sure about that anon?
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>>4956249

She gave him an offer he couldn't refuse.

>>4957022

>implying weaver didn't abandon TBP right away

it's been days since the last thread
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>>4957180
>Remmy was conflicted.
>The same feet that kicked down his door weeks ago, were now giving him the most amazing footjob of his life.
>Well, his only footjob really, 'cause hooved animals aren't really meant for this kind of thing.
>But back to the matter at hand- Betty's footpaws felt amazing on his cock.
>Sure, he was laid back, reallying getting into the motions, as the paws on her feet were glistening with his precum,
>And Betty was clearly into it too, if her heavy breathing was anything to go by,
>But still, these dextrous wolf feet could kick him through the wall.
>Or snap his dick in half.
>Or-
>Remmy bleats, and grabs her footpaws, squeezing them around his cock as his him splurts between her toes.
>His hips jerk up, pushing his meaty, glistening dick between her jizz-covered clawed toes, and pulls back, gliding his tip between the pads on her feet.
>He thrusts up again, and a jet of cum shoots up, and lands back down, some on Betty's legs and face, and some on his wooly, trimmed arms.
>Just as he lets another burst out, Betty pushes a footpaw out of his grasp, and into his face.
>He licks between her cum-covered toes almost reluctantly, kissing at the soft pad of her paw,
>And nibbling at her claws, as she shows an amazing feat of flexibility, and bends down to take his cock into her mouth.
>She licks and sucks as his cock, keeping her forepaws braced behind her to keep her balanced.
>Her other footpaw comes forward, and he presses his lips to it, licking it clean of his seed aswell.
>She could also snap his neck with these, he thinks to himself, with a bit of a thrill.
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>>4957418
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>>4957423
The game gives me free cash to unlock the next case sooner and yet I can't spend it because I have a terrible case off virtual hoarding
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>>4957423

I love how this game slaps GUILTY on them when you make the arrest. Like, I guess Zootopia doesn't have trial by jury?

>>4957491

I tried to buy cash to advance quicker to see more baes but the store is broken and wouldn't let me.
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>>4957429
It's been weeks since the last BSP
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>>4957481
Wow Betty is way more dextrous then I gave her credit for.
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>>4957491
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>>4957122
He can't unsnikt his claws? That's unfortunate.
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>>4957481
>footpaws
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>>4956547
DELETE THIS!
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>>4957588
>Being licked by Remmy
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>>4957481

unsurprisingly, the prey having lewd with a pred is adding predplay fetish into it
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>>4957588
>pawfeetsies
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>>4957588
>>4957619

>lil pip paps
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>>4956688
Keeping two of them!

That lying bitch
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>>4957563
Damn Oates, way to dehumanize the people you lock away so you feel no pain.
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>>4957588
I wonder how long it takes to get a sloth erect... is it something you gotta work really hard at then have the patience to see the fruits of your labors?
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>>4957651
>dehumanize
get out of here skinfag
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>>4957563

Oh, damn. Detective Oates has seen some shit.
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>>4956688

>666x6666

help
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>>4957588
tickle-target and its tosie-wosies
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>>4957651
>dehumanize
>people
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>>4957646
The little bugger wouldn't die.
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>>4957666
>>4957676
Demammalize?
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>>4956249
>>4956688
SIGNATURE? (who's the artist)
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>>4957563
Is Judy still sucking that horse cock?
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>>4957660
I am still of the mindset that Sloths just act slow to fuck with everyone. Flash certainly stopped his car pretty fast.
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>>4957646
One's to raise as a daughter.

The other's to raise for Nick's fun.
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>>4957704
Sounds like a procedure to remove one's nipples.
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>>4957746
Do they grow back?
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>>4957738
>grooming
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>>4957738
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>>4957738
Nick already has Finnick to indulge his pedophiliac tendencies with though!
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>>4957767

https://youtu.be/o7QqTQNZ-7k
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>>4957838
I dunno I thought mayybe they work different on mammals, like bunny ears or tails.
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>>4957794
Not that kind of fun of course!

He's starting a childball league, and he needs a baby to use as a ball.
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>>4957845
Hello tegaki!

Are you having a wonderful day, buddy?
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>>4955859
oh hell yeah

fic was sweet, dude

though i appreciate the less than five minute reading time, i'd say to maybe it's missing a little prose. more description and stuff like that
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>>4957885
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>>4956503
I just realized I misread that

Im a
phucken dumbass.
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>>4957937
oh no
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>>4957953

to be completely honest with you, this was my 'break'

whenever i dont want to work on my TT i sit down and write an entire other fic i DO want to write instead

that said later on i'd be happy to go back and edit some junk in after TT

maybe if comicanon looks at it when his schedual clears up
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>>4957969
is ok bb i lov u neway, fkkn sved
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>>4957967
Tegaki! I have a question!

What is more fun to draw: skinny characters, fat characters, or muscular characters?
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Nick does not beat around the bush as he takes the bun by the horns
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>>4958033
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>>4958033
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>>4958033
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>>4957718
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>>4958033

wow
that's... legitimately disgusting?
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>>4957992
Whossawazzit? Somebody say my name?
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>>4957845
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>>4958033
Is the phone balanced perfectly on his thumb? How would you even take the picture?
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Need more Betty footpaws in my life desu.
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>>4958154
No, the phone isn't balanced. He's just using his [STAND] to make it look like it is.
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>>4958210

same
i hope that greentext gets continued
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>>4958240
it probably won't, sorry :v
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>>4958270
GDI Armasyll
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does someone have a green text about judy who has done a commercial shoot?
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>>4958309
>GDI
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>>4958033
D E L E T
E E
L....L
E......E
T.........T
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>>4958338
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>>4958338
Go away GDI scum
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>>4958397

Thanks for showing your faces, Noddies. Works every time.
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>>4958397
show us the way Kane
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>>4958338
>>4958372
Tiberian Sun was always kinda meh to me. Liked RA and RA2 a lot better. But I never really played TS very much, only a bit when I was younger, and it seemed way more complex than RA.
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>>4958415
I don't think so

https://youtu.be/EKy4BdOVsZI?t=40s
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>>4958397

>kaneposting
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>>4958397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP9tAAmrrCA
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Resident greentext request taker here Rock.

Responding to an old post in a dead thread, I do take the greentext requests, and I have not seen Nate in a loong time.

Nate if you are here, say something.


Until then...


Greentexts!
I need a greentext to solve this treasure map!

Help me get rich and I'll help you realize your dreams!
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One image of GDI and thread derails.


>>4958620

Hahahaha, where the hell does this scene come from.
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>>4958639
Betty walking in on Charlie and Remmy fucking her son :v
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>>4958659
Some goof during shooting the cutscene for C&C3.
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>>4957969
dope
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>>4958639
If you want to honour Nate do a drunk/stoned greenbelt (also in line with TT)
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>Yep...

>Same stupid shit just like in all the other Zootopia General threads.

>Do any of you even realize how dull and boring all of this has become?
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>>4958695
*greentext, damn autocorrect
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>>4958696
im just here for the art desu
the text posts are just pointless filler I scroll past
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>>4957619
>>4957629
>>4957660
>>4957671
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>>4958696
Who are you quoting?
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>>4958696
C'mon this is such an obvious baig
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I heard the Brotherhood of Nod was here.
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>>4958696
grandbaiter
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>>4958837
Masterbaiter
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What the fuck has happened to this thread?
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>>4958695
For Nate...
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>>4958863
horny, content starved posters in their natural environment
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100% pure not from concentrate
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>>4958639
The ZPD talk budgeting.
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>>4958696
If you want we could go back to talking about politics again.
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>>4958823
Peek-a-boo, Stealth Tank Ambush!
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>>4958863
More spammers i guess.
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>>4956249
Hi Satan (yes I saw what you did there) would you mind if I cleaned up some of the text and perhaps changed some syntax errors?
Nothing I'll do right now it is too late but I'll put it up here tomorrow.
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>>4958884
ZPD budget cuts? The donuts have been removed from the budget. Poor Clawhauser
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>>4958938
see >>4956688
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>>4958639
Ozzy/Avo comfy lewds.
Avo ran out of fur dye (I think I heard somewhere that she dyes her fur black) & shuts herself in. Ozzy wants to show her how good-looking he thinks she is, be it with or without her dye.
LOTS of cuddling, I'd imagine, if Ozzy's around.
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>>4958866
Right after i investigate a loud noise. Excuse me.
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>>4958863
It seems to me a normal thread: stupid shot, requests, trolls, stupid shot, drawings, greentext...
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>>4958899
Okay: so what do you think the squating laws are like in Zootopia? I know that in some places, squatters have the right to live in vacant apartments, at least during the winter. Does the government not help mice who can take care of themselves at almost no cost while providing loads of food and shelter to homeless elephants?
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>>4958923
Merely a cover to get our titans in position. We may be outdated but they still pack a punch!
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>>4958962
*shit Fuck you phone
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>>4958975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh9e8e1Wp_w
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>>4958968
>squatters

Are you talking cheeki-breekis or street-shitters?
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>>4958863
This specific one or the whole general in general?
Because >>4958873 applies to both.
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>>4958984
>When Suddenly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tCwu3TyEEg
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>>4958988
I mean people who sneak in to live places they don't own.

For that matter, subrenting would be a problem too since large mammals can house a community of smaller mammals without anyone knowing.
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>>4958951
Missed that thanks...

>>4956688
Still some spelling errors and syntax strangeness though....

>stop THIKING about my VICELIKE pussy
Thinking is just missing an "n" but vicelike is either supposed to be vice-like or more probably you meant viselike.

>two of them can be put for adoption ON
two of them can be put UP for adoption IN

>jack you of ON the bullpen
the bullpen is a place so it should be IN the bullpen.

>>I'll show you a knot massage you can cum
run-on sentence a comma here ↑ fixes that.

That is all Anon, godspeed
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>>4959070
Reminds me of that discussion with tundralion about rodents paying larger animals rent so they can enjoy the musk.
Speaking of which, I haven't seen him on these threads for a while.
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>>4958938
You're more than welcome, I tried to fix some I found on >>4956688 but since english is not my native language I'm not sure if I fixed them all.

>>4959113
I'll fix those, thanks.
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>>4959134
Not my first language either (actually my third) but I am better at English than my native language strangely enough...
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>>4958036

hmm, but if i have to make an absolute decision?.. shit idk, was about to say skinny cuz they're easier 2 draw, but that's not acceptable!

so... they're all fun to draw !.. ?ye? :p

i gotta draw more muscles and fat... wonder when i will... x)
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>>4956392
Nick, Judy, and Finnick are in public together, and bystanders think that Finnick is Nick and Judy's hybrid son.
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>>4956249
Just feed them with old wet grass, those little shits will be stone solid next day.

Trust me, I speak from experience.
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>>4959239
that is very specific and I am very tired and hungry

I'm osrry anon but im going to eat and then fall asleep for the next 12 hours
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>>4958119
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>>4959239
is he a box or a funny?
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>>4959260
But they can't eat solid foods days after birth right? They're wrinkly, blind furless babies.
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>>4959316
Yes but you can obviously kill them in hospital.
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>>4958696
>I don't like it therefor nobody else should like it, why does this thread exist?

naise baitu desu senpai
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>>4959222
das a big fluffy bunner
also checked
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>>4956249
>>4956688
>One I'll just abandon in bunnyburrow
Now that's harsh.
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>>4959123
Check the Discord. He's usually on the RP channel there.
>>
QUICK


i need the noose picture with nick on the other side
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>>4959383
Are you saying you want the picture with Nick hung in a noose?
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>>4959377
You cannot truly appreciate how lowly bunnies value newborn kits.
It's like foxes and their incest, it's pretty much an open secret, but they're still going to deny it and make sure no outside of their species finds out.
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>>4959379
Eh, the messaging system isn't really good to view older posts. And its chaotic too. What a shame.
Its not as cluttered here. At least you know who's responding to who with the (you)'s.
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special doggo deserves more love
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Do you guys like the idea of the fox cuddling with the huge tigress cop?

I kinda do.
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>>4959485
It fills a hole in my heart I didn't even know existed.
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>>4959424
There's a lot of them born in one litter anyway. So we'll loose a baby or two, no big deal.
How many babies does a bunny litter have?
Comics I've seen have 8-9. I think 4-6 seems more reasonable.

That's nice dark fact of bunny culture. Every species has their secret darker side.
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>>4959383

(not actually tegaki)
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>>4959503
That gaping hole is the one that Jack cucked to oblivion.
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>>4959472
Love from his daddy.
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Why does Betty get so much love but not Charlie? Fucking foxphobes man
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>>4959528
Someone would have to show me a measure of affection for me to get cucked
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>>4959485
>>4959503
WildeMeyer is totally a guilty pleasure of mine now
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>>4958866

>It was late, and Nick was by himself in a bar.
>Well, there were other mammals there, but he was by himself.
>His head slumped against the bar as he stared at the screen on his phone, regret in his stomach.
>A picture of Judy stared back as he thought to himself, wondering about how big of a mistake he made...
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>>4959537
Anon, this literally came out this weekend.
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>>4959576
whoa m8
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>>4959644
it has been months and yet this ship still disgusts me
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>>4959617
I'm immune to your tricks, Jack, as long as no one loves me
so that's pretty much forever
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>>4959113
Quick question, would

"i'll show you a knot massage THAT you can cum after you already knotted"

be correct?
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>>4959644
Judy looks like she's been eating too much pie. Total butterface.
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>>4959681
Why shoot your brains out when you can hang yourself?
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>>4959278
realworld standards for naming hybrid animals would make him a Funny
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>>4959424
>You cannot truly appreciate how lowly bunnies value newborn kits.

>It's a "Bonnie catches one of her nephews scribbling on the wall, so she breaks his spine as punishment" episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTKSLk-zNpc

>It's like foxes and their incest, it's pretty much an open secret, but they're still going to deny it and make sure no outside of their species finds out.

What other horrible secrets are the citizens of Zootopia hiding?
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>>4959504
>>4959705

Let's make a list, a list of all the dark natures of the animals of Zootopia; Reminders that they are not truly "civilized":

>Foxes: Incestual tendencies
>Bunnies: Unconcerned with stillborns, blue baby syndrome, basically anything to do with fetal death
>Lions/Tigers: Most aggressive to Prey. There's a reason why Lions were the face of the proposed TAME collar program
>
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>>4959507

i was more thinking of the photoshop of the stock image noose and nick or judy is on the other side waiting
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>>4959705
Dead mammals are often cut up and sold as meat to wealthy predators through the black market.
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>>4959756
Many death row and life imprisonment mammals are just eaten by Clawhauser.
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>>4959725
Shrews are carnivores. while they eat small insects and worms mostly, they can also eat Mice and other shrews. Canibalism?
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>>4958119
I wish to understand what is happening here.
It seems they're taking shelter from a shitstorm, but who is the anon? why is Tegaki warm?
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>>4959788
>eaten by Clawhauser
We should have known. The ZPD has higher physical standards than that. The doughnuts are a cover.
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>>4959840
Anon is (You)

Tegaki is always warming.
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>>4959689
I would rather go for
"I'll show you a knot massage SO/THEN you can cum after you already knotted"
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>>4959853
warming up?
I get to chill with Tegaki?
a dream come true
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what kind of scams do you think finnick pulls now that he's alone?

or do you think he's found a new daddy
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>>4959915
He becomes the manager for Lionheart's reelection campaign.

Lionheart doesn't feel right doing all those things for Finnick, but the little guy promises he can win him the election and get him back his job.
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I'm going to go russian ztg. Will let you know if I find anything interesting.
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>>4959504
>>4959705
>>4959725
>>4959756
There's also the second list of what behaviours that "civilised" life has... 'gifted' the species of Zootopia:

>Sheep: Since mammals are generally disgusted by sheep's natural eyes and how their wool makes them look "fat, most sheep tend to wear "normal" decorative eye contacts and shear their wool to the skin daily, excepting "decorative" parts like the shins, head, and arms. Children also tend to see the sheep who take these "societal inclusion measures", as they are known in the sheep community, as different species to those that don't
>Predators: Whilst it widely taught and understood that after several generations that Preds become able to live entirely on bug and fish protein, it is less spread around that Preds have not lost the ability to process mammalian protein. An outcome of this is a small, niche, but still thriving, black market centered around the procurement and preparation of Prey meat. This particular issue will be covered in a later post
>

P.S. >>4959705
Oh dear god, that little bunnies squeaks of fear. I have felt sympathetic heart-wrenching, but oh dear gods.
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>>4959915
he sells himself to fetishists
and he will never find another daddy as good as nick
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>>4959504
I had a rabbit have 21, several died and we were left with 15
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>>4959937
Godspeed anon.
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>>4959937
Godspeed, anon.
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>>4959962
do he have a psuedopenis in addition to a regular penis?
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>>4955859
Short, sweet, and about my favorite lube tube. Thanks for another great read.
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>>4959937
don't die
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>>4959958
I meant zootopian bunny birth rates. They won't need as many since they aren't hunted constantly. evolution would lower that number or something.
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>>4959937

board-specific bespoke fanart for OP. Also, threads seem to be sequentially numbered.
Current one is numbered 85.
Quite impressive, continuing.
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>>4959533
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>>4959977
No, rabbit infant mortality wouldn't decrease. So they'd still have large litters. Overproduction is always a safe investment
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>>4960008
I died laughing while listening to that
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>>4960010
In soviet russia, Everything tries You!
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>>4960022
What about rabbit infant immortality?
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special doggo is a size queen
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>>4960128
This kills the fennec
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>>4958639
RemmyxAvo lewds plz
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>>4960128
>fited
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>>4960128
does Finnick tell him about dick he's had up his ass?
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Extracted:
collection of animated shorts available for direct http download (hello early 2000's)

>http://derpy.me/3NLrl
or vimeo
>vid.me/sempai

also, apparently Chumpy infiltrated soviet russia
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How annoying do you think smoking is to mammals with particularly strong noses?

I feel like Zootopian cigs are probably made to be not as smelly as real world ones
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>>4960147
>would have still been grammatically incorrect if spelled "fitted"
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>>4959705
Pretty sure I was the one that originally posted that baby bunny video a ways back in the thread.

That was not the mother that nipped the baby on the spine. That was ANOTHER mother that paralyzed the baby; she paralyzed one that was NOT hers. Apparently it's an uncommon behavior meant to decrease competition for the mother's own babies. What makes it weird is there was no competition to begin with. Being raised as meat rabbits, they're all fed and watered to their hearts' content.
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Hey all, I really wanted to finish up a new chapter of the dead bune saga this weekend but alas, events during the week have conspired against it.

But here, have a preview of a sequence that works well enough on its own as something of a highfalutin' type of fanart.

What's the max size of animated gifs on this board by the way?

Also what name does this guy go by?
>>4956249
>>4956394
>>4956688
>>4957676
>>4958119
>>4959134

I mean it's probably Weaver anyways but I've started calling him "Responder" when I talk out loud to myself.
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Their local avatar fag based off Mead's Grigori is also a meme. I'm tempted to go through their archives again, this seems fun.
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>>4960172
Either that, or their nose can pick out a lot of the subtle flavor of tobacco.
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i want a picture where it's all the movie characters naked and eating fruity pebbles while watching tv
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>>4960200
4 mb. Nice, really nice. That's a fresh way to do previews, can't wait for the entire thing.
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>>4960200
>it's probably Weaver
hasnt he tried that schtick before already?

that does look like Weaver's style anyways
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>>4960108
Extra low, their parents are usually dead before birth
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>>4960241
>does
doesnt fuck
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>>4959596
>"Why did I send that text?" Nick thought as he looked at his phone, eyeing the text under Judy's picture
>'Crts, iim drnk, ned lft.'
>Nick had remembered that he promised Judy he wouldn't hit the sauce, but he couldn't resist a cheat day.
>He had gone through two weeks without even touching rubbing alcohol, and yet here he is, too drunk to even stand up.
>He wondered why he didn't text Finnick, it would have been so much more convenient.
>Finnick drags him into the back of his truck, and he just falls asleep.
>But no, he had to text Judy. Her reply text was pretty foreboding as well.
>'Why Nick? You promised to stop. I'm coming to get you. We are going to have a talk about this.'
>Nick sighed as he finally put his phone away, managing to do that, at least.
>With the last of his effort, he finishes his whiskey and then relaxes with his head in his crossed arms.
>At what seemed like a flash, Judy walked in through the door, a forced smile on her face as she looked around the room.
>As their eyes locked, Judy's brow furrowed. Nick however, just stared back with a frown. He knew what he did.
>"Hey Nick!" Judy said as she hid her anger from the public. "I'm here to take you home! Cmon now.'
>Nick shifted his weight over towards Judy, and then fell off his barstool. Judy just shook her head in disappointment as she picked him up.
>Nick sighed as he felt weightless, starting to pass out... until he was sit in the passer side of the car.
>"Nick... do you have any idea what trouble you are in?" she said in a furious whisper.
>Nick slumped over as he started to pass out.
>Then some water hit his face. "Nick, i' serious, stay awake or else!"
>"SorryfluffIjustwantedtocheattoday." Nick said in a single breath. Judy waved the air as Nick's whiskey breath filled the car as he spoke.
>As Judy opened a window, Nick passed out.

>Hours later, he finally woke up, blinking as he rai-
>Upon trying to lift his right arm, he found that both his legs and arms were cuffed.
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THUNDERSTORM!

Have you a bun (or jerboa) to snuggle with?
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>>4960200
Oh, hey mead, been meaning to ask you: did you ever see the fic I wrote based off your comics 'Biter' and 'Savage City'?

http://pastebin.com/ghrXREP2
If you haven't seen it and would like to, there you go.
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>>4960172
>>4960214
Could pick out a lot of world-building from this if it wasn't a Disney property.

There's obviously going to be a lot more variety in the cigs on offer, from the ones that are almost pure nicotine with either no/very little/pleasant scents, to the ones that taste and smell like a thousand year-old parchment.

There's probably harsh no-smoking laws for smaller critters sake and those whose heart rates are already fast.
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>>4960200
Didn't you get the note Mead?

Wildhoppes is dead. It is a festering cuckfilled relationship with Judy abusing Nick. I mean, just look what Judy did to Nick in your comics.

Judy is the worst thing to ever happen to Nick.
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>>4960200
I'm posting nameless but satan or cuckanon is fine.

Also great gif, especially the bridge scene.
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>>4960293
>I mean, just look what Judy did to Nick in your comics.
That was was a bear who Nick lied about because he didn't want to tell the doctor he was the victim of a hate crime.
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>>4960200
knowing what that smiling 32 year old nick eventually turns into is tragic
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>>4960293
you're under arrest for heresy
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>>4960355
you'll never get me alive
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>>4960290
Probably both
If you smoke, you enjoy the smell, if you don't... I hope you don't mind holding your breath.
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>>4960355
Huh. Of the things that sound cool:
Officer Wilde
Detective Wilde
Agent Wilde
Lieutenant Hopps
Officer Hopps
Detective Hopps

Agent Hopps just doesn't sound badass enough.
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What genitals does Fangmeyer have?
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>>4960355
You're under arrest for impersonating a heretic
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>>4960400
The wolf or the tiger?
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>>4960400
pseudo pene
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>>4960400
It's a dude.
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>>4960355
fuck cops
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Any good Judy anal pics?
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>>4960400
Most green and pics here presume female, though if you want her to be a him then there's enough of dearth of information on such a tiny background character that you can just go with that.
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spooderclam spoodicluck dus whatevs a fuck a duck cucks
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>>4959485
>>4959503
I like wildemeyer for the same reason i like RemmyxBetty. It's just something about a smaller male being with a larger female that makes it perfect
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Working on completing case 4 100% while I wait for case 5 to unlock.

I hope that the progression blocking bug doesn't happen to me.

Does Detective Oates keep showing up through case 7?
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>>4960444
Nice trips famalamalamalam
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>>4960435
inb4 cocoa puffs
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>>4960269
I read it and I thought it was just too cool! Really caught that sense of inner conflict I imagine Wilde must have been absolutely wracked with.

>>4960293 >>4960347
Huh, she really does destroy anything she touches, doesn't she.

>>4960303
Well you deserve a catchy moniker. Satan is for 6 trips and "Replier" doesn't really do it for me so I'm going with Responder until someone thinks of someone better.
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rabbit pussy
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>>4960465
You called?
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>>4960469
Kido? I thought it was spelled kiddo
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>>4960469
that's so cute
CUTE!
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Janitor's on point tonight. Many thanks, O Magnanimous Cleansing One.
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>>4960469
Nick, come on. Stop that. You're ruining the icing by smearing your chest on the cake.
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>>4960482
I concur! Many thanks for this thankless task.
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>>4960482
Yeah this guy is great.

I'd give him a (you) if I could.
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>>4956249
Incredible.
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>>4960453
>smaller male being with a larger female that makes it perfect
Can you elucidate further, what is that makes the size diff. so comf for you? Or is this just an nameless feeling you cannot pin down?
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>>4960519
Size difference is just comfy in general. It's one of the many reasons Molly and Desmond are so cute together.
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>>4960548
i agree
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I like size difference stuff because the idea of a significantly stronger partner that you trust taking care of you gently is nice.
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>>4960640
God, don't get me started, anon.
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>>4960609
Have a colored version of that, anon.
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>reported spidey posts disappear in minutes

obviously, nobody can be assed to
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>>4960678
thanks dude
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Rem has some great art, but she needs someone that can make her focus on something and help her make a story that isn't aoimotion.

I get the feeling those two just spend hours turning to days just talking about chick flicks and how much they love grown men with the emotional maturity of a teenager.
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>>4960780
>chilling with gf who wants the dick
>don't supply her with dick
-9999/10 writing
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>>4960814
you get something far worse with Rem

at least they're not in public
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I'd like to take a moment to appreciate the mods 'n' jannies of /trash/

Let's give 'em a few (You)s, shall we?
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>>4960814
I don't see clear signals here
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>>4960865
But where shall we send these (you)'s anon?
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>>4960865
Based as fuck. Thanks mods.
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>>4960519
I just think that smaller male/larger female pairings have a cute appeal to it
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>>4960865
Thank you jannies!
Have a free (you)
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>>4960849
>Judy invites Nick over for "movie night"
>Nick just sits there as a ball of sexual frustration the entire evening, leaves
>Judy furiously releases pent-up lust
>Invites Nick over again the next night, hoping he'll finally get the hint and screw her on the couch
>repeat n times
whoo boy, inability to communicate and lack of realistic interaction, my favorite
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Thank you based mods.
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>>4960865
here is my (you) donation to Janitors Without Borders
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>>4960902
That doesn't look pent up at all
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>>4960865
They're great when they're there!
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>>4960780
>>4960849
This is based on a scene from a movie
I cant remember the title
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Sorry you have to put up with the shitposting and the spideys. You are appreciated.
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>>4960947
Tangled, nigga
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>>4960953
>not using 4chan-x
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Are craigslist hookups an actual thing, or am I about to get murdered?
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>>4960780
I dunno, they are only doing it because they enjoy mushy shoujo romance, Rem probably wouldn't feel nearly as motivated if Nick was written as the movie. I don't feel like it's "she should find some better story to make a comic", because I'm not sure if she'd be interested in any other story.
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>>4961070
You gonna get murdered.
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>>4960254

>Nick looked around, finding his arms cuffed together to a bed post, and his feet were cuffed together to the other bed post.
>He looked around, and saw a familiar room. It was Judy's apartment. Resting on the hungover fox was none other than the supercop herself.
>"Carrots, wh-what did you do?" he asked as he closed his eyes, finding looking to be hard to do at the moment.
>Judy stirred as she looked up at Nick. "Mmmhh, Nick? Glad to see you're awake now." she said as she got up to sit on his chest.
>"Nick, what did I tell you?" she said as she cuddled into his body before sliding forward to become eye level with him.
>"Judy, why exactly am I cuffed?" Nick asked with concern as he tried to move his various limbs, peeking at Judy through half-closed eyes.
>"I didn't want you running away on me now." she said as she started to settle into his chest.
>"Nick, you worry me whenever you drink. You get drunk... you get so... smashed.... that you do stupid things with Finnick." Judy said ti the best of her ability.
>"You disappear every morning too! Nick I worry that you have sdome sort of problem if you couldn't stop for me!"
>Judy, I did stop! I was just..." he turned his head away to say quietly out of embarrassment "taking a break....?"
>Judy sighed as she leaned forward to uncuff his paws. "Nick... you are so baffling stupid some times. I love you, and yet you subjugate us to-" she waves her arm around in a circle as she says "this! You're a dumb fox if you think I'm going to put up with this!"
>Nick stretched his arms as soon as he was freed, then his back as Judy leaned back to get to his feet. "Fluff i was two week sober, couldn't I have one cheat day?"
>She shakes her head as she hugs him, holding on to him with her head buried into his neck.
>"No." is all she says.
>Nick lets out a sigh, as he holds her, giving his legs a quick stretch as he closes his eyes, no longer able to ignore his pounding skull.
>"You're the smart one, I'll stop cold turkey."
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>>4961070
They're a thing. To be safe, give a friend or a parent the address you're going to be at and what time.
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>>4961070
How comfortable are you with a 8ft long green antelope dick?
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>>4961070
They're an actual thing to get murdered by.
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>>4961070
bugchasers GET OUT
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>>4961116
>>4961093
thanks, I'll tell my brother. We're grabbing drinks first to make sure each other is real and not a creep

>>4961159
>>4961166
pls no
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>>4961255
y
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>>4960456

I'm on Case 6 and he's still around.
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>>4961359

Well, of course. He's still got to be unveiled as the villain behind everything.
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>>4961112

>They cuddled together as Nick slept off his hang over.
>Nick did his best, and was able to stop drinking after a year of staying off.
>Judy was so proud of him, Nick seemed like a new fox. One that wouldn't wake up in alleyways or sore in the back of a van with blood on his clothes.
>Nick had finally done it, he was booze free.

THE END
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>>4961388
detective oates was bellwether all along
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Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Scientifically accurate Spider-Man
No dashing grin or blue-eyed stare
He's covered from head to toe in hair
Scientifically accurate Spider-Man!

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Four pairs of eyes on Spider-Man
Lanky arms and little mass
His web erupts from out his ass
Look out! Accurate Spider-Man!

He doesn't give girls time of day,
It's a science fact, spiders are gay.
There are 250 spiders on your skin,
So he probably lives among on your shin.
Look out! Spiders produce milk!

Can't wear clothes or he can't climb
He is naked all the time
His dick fall off; that's how he mates.
Let me say that again: His dick falls off.
SPIDER'S DICKS FALL OFF

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Scientifically accurate Spider-Man
All his powers aren't that good
Didn't even mention how he eats his food
Here's a hint: it happens outside his mouth.

And his dick falls off.

AND HIS DICK FALLS OOOOOOFFF!
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spikdur man spipdmun dus whut a spide can lockout he comes the Autismâ„¢

>>4961414

>1414

Nice dub 14s
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>>4961359
is he still a prick?
does Judy still brown-nose?
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Time to get comfy and work on TT
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>>4961070
Bring your gun.
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>>4961489
godspeed
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>>4960977
No, the bit where the dude is eating yogurt and the girl wants to hold hands while watching a movie.
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>>4961500
>>4961522

Nice gets
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>>4961245
>not a creep
>while posting about it here
anon...
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>>4960456
I can confirm that Oates does appear in case 7.
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>>4961588
is he still douchey?
does Judy keep eating it all up?
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>>4961639
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Did everybody just jump ship? Not that I'd blame any of you for doing so.
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>>4961679
Why is Fiora a mole?
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>>4961679
god damn, Judy. Don't hurt yourself climbing off that horsecock
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>>4961717
I'd post more but I'm out and about at the moment. Its rough on mobile with edgelord posting.
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>>4961717
I'm just playin' D&D. Comfy text mode intensifies.
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>>4961733
She later says "You're a GIANT help, Detective Oates! Thanks!"
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So we wait for Page 10 to make a new thread or...?
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>>4961717
Kinda waiting next thread here.
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>>4961778
Tabletop or vidyagaem?
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>>4961796
Tabletop, playing my Sunday session.
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>>4961787
>Detective Oates is so deep!
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>>4961792

Honestly, I'd be for having multiple threads. If Spidey has to split his attention (and post time) between two threads, it'd give us some more wiggle room.
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>>4961889
No.
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>>4961889
nah.
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>>4961900
>>4961908

I'm just saying, it worked in the past.
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>>4961929
Please. Continue.
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>>4961929
Can confirm, it actually happened.
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>>4961889
>Bothered by some bitch-ass webslinger

This is /trash/, man. A lot of us have learned to put up with this stuff a long, long time ago.
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>>4961951

It's not too complicated. We had one of those dual-thread fuckups at one point, Spidey started spamming one, and everyone just kept hopping between the two and cross-linking posts. It worked reasonably well.

>>4961991
>giving up
isthisniggaserious.jpg
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>>4962033
Did he leave or what?
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>>4962033
>Ignoring and filtering is 'giving up'
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>>4962070
image limit
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we could use this time for greentexts and fics...
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>>4962070

He did. He claimed he had "better things to do," but I think splitting his attention was simply too much for him. We had two half threads to continue with from there. Then janitors came by, cleaned up the mess, and we filled one thread, jumped to the other, and continued as normal.

>>4962082
It's rolling over and hoping the beatings will stop if you play dead. Active resistance is better than passive.
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>>4962150
Posting? Yes.
Making? No. These things take time. Not enough in what we've got left.

>>4962183
Fuck it. I'm convinced. You have my blessing to continue with this plan IF spidey shows up.
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>>4962150
whatcha writan', listenan'?
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>>4962150
Fic idea?

Judy feels that Nick isn't physically attracted to her. To improve her chances, she finds a bunch of vixens to rub her down and leave their pheromones on her
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I'm beginning to think Spidey wants us to jump somewhere else like the discord or something
>don't want to start a discussion, just a guess
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>>4962290
He doesn't, he actually wants to start shit with discord as to cause these threads to be derailed. He's just a bored poster of these threads, stop overthinking it.
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>>4962290

Well, who the fuck cares? If he wants that, he can offer a reasoned argument rather than an appeal to force.
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>>4962216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcRtdrsRQ5o

>>4962261
She gets a massage apointment with koslov angels

>>4962290
he tried spamming there, i think he just leads a sad life.
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>>4962290
OR
He does it because he's playing a game about "who spams more spiderpics".
>still just a guess
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>>4962290
Spidey is an asshole. All he wants to do is be remembered. If anything we do can be traced back to Spidey's actions he'll be content.

I say continue with what we're doing.
Keep the Thread and Discord separate but equal.
Last course of action: Make threads before page 10.

>>4962343
>he tried spamming there, i think he just leads a sad life.
What fucking idiot thinks spamming in an IRC-like where the mods are active is anything other than the tiniest of blips?
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>>4962379
>What fucking idiot thinks spamming in an IRC-like where the mods are active is anything other than the tiniest of blips?

he got 3 posts in and then came back to the thread. sad thing
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>>4962290
Ya think if we just banned him from discord he'd eventually just not give a shit about us anymore?
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>>4962427

You mean he's not?
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>>4962446
I honestly don't know.

I've never been to the discord.
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>>4962214
>Posting? Yes.

here is an old thing i did, maybe i'll do more eventually.

>Judy laid on top of him, her paws grasping at his velvet like fur while she nuzzled his chest and took deep on his scent.
>Nick just watched the mesmerized rabbit intently, his claws working small circles on the rabbit's back making her shiver. 'What did i do to deserve her,' he thought as he leaned forward and kissed her in between her ears and then rested his muzzle on top of her head.
>Her paws moved across his body, making small stops here and there, taking her time to explore every inch of the fox she was in love with.
>Eventually her paws drifted towards his muzzle, cupping it and gently guiding it lower until their noses touched and their sights crossed.
>Both were lost in each others eyes. Hers more beautiful than any amethyst, His more alive than any field. Both just watched in silence, every second feeling as precious as a life time.
>Eventually reality crept back, Nick reluctantly broke the silence and gave her a quick kiss. "Land to carrots. We need you back on earth."
>"Shhh, earth can wait," She said as she rested her head on his chest. "Besides, we still have about half an hour together," She shook her hips slightly making Nick moan in delight. "You made sure of that."
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>>4962464
anon, stahp
>sweatySolaire.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psbxL7o-6ZA
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>>4962464
mandatory snuggle time
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>>4962628
best time.
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>>4962464
You gonna continue this?
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>>4962774
it's just a short afterglow greentext with no real plot
there is really nothing to continue.

may do other small texts like it but writing is hard for me.
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>>4961717
I'm at work.
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>>4962879
Get off of 4chan before you end up like HellAnon.
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>>4962954
RIP HellAnon
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Are we going to make a new thread or what?
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>>4963032
But Anon, can't you tell? The new thread was inside of you all along. You just have to search for it.
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>>4963032
>page 9
Nah, comfy textposting time.
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>>4962854
well, afterglow only text are kinda kinky and comfy at the same time, and this one came out nice, so if all you can do are these, then by all means do, you just may have a knack for it, maybe you just need a little bit of practice!
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>>4963032
We did, but i think we should wait until Page 10 to shill it.
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>>4963068
post some songs while we text!
>when Nick realizes Judy is more than just a friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OOUY1Z_XOQ
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>>4962343
>She gets a massage apointment with koslov angels

Nick starts to wonder if she's up to something. They're having sex more, but she's harder to find otherwise.
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>>4963132
>protoNick's favorite song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uebInqG1pJI
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>>4963132
Who /progrock/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51oPKLSuyQY
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>>4961904
>>4961904
>>4961904
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>>4963220
I think my favourite is And You And I. Or Soon.
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>>4963220
ayyyyyyy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65XSHM3jlAY
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>>4962954
>>4962999
What happened to hell anon?

Also I'm pretending that my coworker didn't see a lewd thumbnail last night.
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>>4963807
afaik, he got caught using the work network and got fired/forced to resign not sure which.

sad thing, he's missed. his fic was good.
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>>4963807
He accidentally connected to his work wifi when he wanted to browse his AO3 account
Work looked into it, found his Zootopia smut on his AO3 account becasue they knew his email.
Fuckidy-Fick, Fuckidy-Foo, now he got fired because the security company doesn't want a furry in the business.
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>>4963861
>>4963918
wait, so he got fired? well that sucks
but he also hasn't posted here?
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>>4964099
not in a while.
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>>4964114
F

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq54jb_5WCI



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