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Zootopia General: Who the fuck reads the OP? Edition

Pastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
Booru: zoo.booru.org
ZTArchive: ztarchive.com
Desustorage: desuarchive.org/trash
Current TT Theme: Drunk
More Information on TT: derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
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Nobody ever reads the OP.
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>>4920046
Second for reading the OP
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>>4920046
(Slowly raises hand)
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>>4920046
I also read the OP
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Mistah Jaycee Dewnton
In da fresh
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>>4920046
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>>4920142
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I READ THE OP
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Is ThreadJournal dude still here?
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>>4920179
>>4920167
You are too big for the rabbit
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>>4920262
She's a tryer, she will make it fit.
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>>4920262
Yes...

But what if we could?
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I didn't read the op until everybody commented on the op. So I guess I also read the op
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>>4920202
Shitposting through the nth dimension to tell you that I'm right here
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>>4920393
K, I have a thing for you

>Who are you? What should we know about you and your story?
I'm Bunanon or Alabaster, character and penname respectively, though referring to me as Bunanon in either case works well enough.
I write one-offs, usually, but am most well known for an only-a-little-racist rabbit and her various fuckups in dating a fox.

>How long have you been here?
May? I think? Yeah, something like early May. I think I started coming to /trash/ like a week before I started posting as Bunanon.

>What is your association with other content creators? Have you collaborated with anyone?
No direct collabs, but a few people have asked me for advice on how to characterize Bun in their derivative works. I'm basically a total slut for offshoots. Fics, pictures, I love them all and have just about everything I've seen saved.

>Is Bunanon an interpretation/representative of you, or her own autonomous mammal?
This one is a little weird. It's a lot of yes and no. I'm not racist, first off. A lot of elements to her personality are definitely of me. Her stance on drinking, her usual nervous demeanor are all very much how I am interacting IRL (though I'm a lot cockier online). Generally, though, she's a lot more hyperbolic about how she handles situations than I am. I'm a bit more go-with-the-flow than her.

>Did you have any intention of starting a story when your first posted as Bunanon?
Not really? I don't know how it started. I think I came up with the idea of her meeting Red in the shower after people started recognizing my filenames. Though it would be entertaining. Guess it was.

>What's your favorite way to relax?
Headphones on, lay on my bed, talk to friends and listen to comfy music (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WvGeM5ObI8 is my favorite)
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>>4920434
>She came back
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>>4920434
Hey Bunanon, just wanted to say I was a huge fan of the Bunanon/Red arc
Thanks for breathing some life into the threads
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>>4920434
>What prompted your inclusion of Red as a storyteller?
Bun was an unreliable narrator. I figured two unreliable narrators is even better. But I also liked the idea of Bun going radio silent, but it's not nearly as entertaining to have her go radio silent and the thread has no clue something is even wrong until she gets back. I should have learned my lesson on that point to foreshadow the bad things rather than just suddenly doing them but clearly I didn't.

>What was your favorite part of writing as Bunanon? What's your most memorable thread interaction while in-character?
Is it cheating to say all of it? I guess I've always had a penchant for RP. It's neat being somebody different for a bit, even if that somebody different is much the same as me. I think the most memorable though will always be the end of that first week, with Bunanon over at Red's for dinner. A lot of really fun posts came out of those, from Weaver and various other anons, and those posts really shaped how the story went, actually. A lot of the story was influence by what anons said, but that night in particular was huge for it, because I, as an author, had never considered her going back as an option until somebody said it.

>(I'm legally obligated to include this last question for public safety purposes):
>In the past three months, have you at any time been approached by a strange antelope and, if so, did he threaten you with shears or attempt to coerce you into sexual acts of deviancy?
Would I even need to be "coerced" into sexual deviancy?

***END OF OFFICIAL INTERVIEW***

>>4920462
I said I'd post it next thread.
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>>4920434
>Not racist
that's bullshit, everyone is at least a little bit racist. It's impossible not to be.
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>>4919264
gotchu senpai
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>>4920493
Okay, fine, I'm not a blatant outright racist who feels whites and blacks shouldn't mix.

Does that satisfy you?
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>>4920520
>"Mmm. Your mouth tastes like firefly sauce."
>"Thanks. Your mouth tastes like Marty's dick."
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>>4920591
uhh
which one's which
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>>4920545
Yes. Yes it does
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>>4920493
>>4920545

You're a little bit racist~
Well, you're a little bit too~
I guess we're both a little bit racist~
Admitting it is not an easy thing to do~
But I guess it's true~
Between me and you~

I think everyone's a little bit racist sometimes~
Doesn't mean we go around committing hate crimes~
Look around and you will find~
No one's really color blind~
Maybe it's a fact we all should face~
Everyone makes judgments based on race~
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>>4920610
That's the best part.
It works both ways.
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>>4920610
Remmy's the first line.
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>>4920520
MATES
FOR
LIFE
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>>4920434
>>4920472
Thanks a ton Bun! Hope to see you around. Anything in the works for TT?
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>>4920622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RovF1zsDoeM

I'm actually mad I didn't see it when it was in my area.

>>4920661
dude I didn't even know what the TT was until somebody told me.

I'll say no promises because I never deliver on promises.
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>>4920661
Who's TT?
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>>4920706
HI THERE!
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>>4920706
Tiny Tinker, he's a drawfag who showed up a few weeks ago
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>>4920706
Thematic Thursday, anon.
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>>4920738
Got anything by them?

>>4920741
What is that?
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>>4920434
>>4920472
>Bunanon came back as promised
>She used my edit
This thread got off to a good start
>>4920622
>>4920675
>>4920493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgXmvzMqI1U
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I need Leo using Bellweather as a cock sleeve.
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Reminder that TLS animator cucked us all

Couldn't even be bothered to tell us he didn't want to finish it, just said "it's coming" and disappeared.
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>>4920777
Their name is 4Ball by the way.
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>>4920610
They'd both already know what his dick tastes like in that case.
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>>4920046
Hi OP
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>>4920520
>REMMY'S FANTASIES.PNG
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>>4920777
>Couldn't even be bothered to tell us he didn't want to finish it
Wouldn't that just cause more backlash?
and isn't he busy with school or something, considering he was using his school's copy of toonboom.
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>>4920763
>>She used my edit
Dude, I laughed so hard at it.

It's so perfect.
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>>4920798
Hello, Doggѧ
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>>4920777
Actually, God, the guy was having a nervous breakdown over it. Cut the guy some slack.

captcha sunrise butte
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>>4920803
>>REMMY'S FANTASIES.PNG
Every night Remmy uses a random number generator to figure out which of the lovely pred ladies in his neighborhood he's gonna fall asleep fantasizing about.
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>>4920777
I've completely forgotten about it and you had to remind me.
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>>4920825
Are you talking about the first or second image? Sorry if you're talking about the first, I made only the second
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>>4920878
No, I meant the second. I know the first was made by Weaver.

I didn't expect saying that would get attached to an image of me, but by god I'll certainly use it.
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>>4920777
Stop taking everything personally like people do or don't do things just so they can upset you.
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>>4920904
>Stop taking everything personally like people do or don't do things just so they can upset you.
I feel like this is the number one reason for most contentfag hate/backlash.
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>>4920762
Thematic thursday.

Every 2 weeks a theme is voted on by thread. Then anyone who wants to participate posts any type of content (drawings, fics, greentext, etc) on thursday that uses the theme that was voted on.

It's a fun way to make a bunch of stuff together. 0 pressure on people not taking place and you don't HAVE to deliver on time if you do.
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> Haven't left bed in 4 days
> Fired from job for not showing up
> Can't stop reading Zootopia fanfiction
> Can't stop dreaming about Gazelle
> Bones ache and have a constant headache
Should i just end myself already?
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>>4920896
Happy to hear that! Doing this edits is really funny, even better when people like them
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I'll probably be back for more interviews Saturday or Sunday (or maybe much later tonight to give Europoors CCs a chance to jump in)

In closing, who do you want to see interviewed, and are there any specific questions for content creators that you'd like me to ask?
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>>4920966
how much do you identify with this image
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>>4920952
When's the next one?
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>>4920982
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>>4920777
Rule one of free shit on the internet.
Invest nothing until full release, not support, interest or expectations.
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>>4920982
Alot.
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>>4920966
No but you might want to get out of bed and take a shower or something. Maybe make something to eat?
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>>4921000
how about this one

checked
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>>4920989
The next Thursday, the 4th of September. Theme is Drunk. Look at OP (the irony) for links and informations
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Whose bright idea was it to put TT on thursday? Wouldn't friday make more sense?? Then you've got all week to work on it and you can take the weekend to go over the entries.
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>>4921004
>It's not actually Nick answering me
THIS JUST MAKES IT WORSE!
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>>4920966

>can't stop dreaming about Gazelle

You too??
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>>4920980
CHUMPY
H
U
M
P
Y

also bore and moped
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>>4921014
Can't afford a gun for the quick way to Zootopia.
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>>4920980
Maybe Labjer, Beaver, and Comicanon? Even Visiti and Mead if they appear. Weaver, but I think it would be very difficult. Also these >>4921050
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>>4921018
Ooh thank you
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>>4921037
Because TT is better looking than TF, the first TT was on Thursday by chance and we usually leave Friday open for late submissions, so you can see them ALL on the weekend
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>>4921087
>TF
now we're talking
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So did Bonnie win in the polls for a pairing with friskydicked Bucky and Pronk?
Or will we get more delicious PBJ?
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>>4921042
Are there really people out there who get this depressed over not living in a fictional world?
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>>4921113


oh, you'll see, anon.

You'll all see.
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>>4921064
>Labjer
Yes!
>Beaver
Please no.
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>>4921118
Fuck off Marche I swear to God I'll hunt you down.
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>>4921113
I actually prefer to see some Bonnie, there is so little content of the character
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Alright, I'm going to watch Zootopia again, but I'll be taking shots each time Nick calls Judy "Carrots". I know I should wait until Thursday to do it, but I have never done this before and I always wanted to try it, so this could fun. Or terrible, whatever comes first.
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ITS DOGGY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>4921131
>inb4 Bonnie and Judy tag-team them both
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>>4921171
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>>4921101
Meh.
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>>4921118

Not in any great numbers, no. It's a meme that took off when some news outlet falsely reported about mass suicides related to James Cameron's Avatar. "Wanting to live there," etc.
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>>4921161
>I'll be taking shots each time Nick calls Judy "Carrots"

Dude, you'll be out cold before the final act.
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>>4921161
I can't believe drinking anon is fucking dead
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>>4921161
FLULF
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>>4921161

>mfw I looked up a transcript of the film, and thus know exactly what anon is going to subject himself to

Keep a weather ear out--some utterances are pretty rapid-fire.
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>>4921161
You gon die nigga.
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>>4921271
Don't worry, I'll have subtitles on.

>>4921201
>>4921203
>>4921233
>>4921271

I'll come back posting once I've finished watching it. Otherwise, I'll be most likely out cold or dead.
Well, here goes nothing.
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>>4921171
10/10 doggo there anon
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>>4921037
because the original concept assumed production extremely sketchy doodles and nothing longer than a greentext on a weekly basis as a quick exercise for fun.

Thursday seemed like a good idea because of catchy name and usually nothing interesting happens mid-week anyway, so TT wouldn't have been too distruptive.

But of course, with /trash/ being /trash/, anons were not prepared to settle for "quick and dirty" and went overdrive, churning out complete fics, poems and draws in just three_fucking_days. Pandanon even managed to record an entire thematic track because he could fuck you that's why.

This called for change of schedule to what it is currently as it became clear everybody wanted to do their best and wanted some time to prepare.

pic vaguely related.

Also, using the opportunity to reshill Pandanon's submission, give it a listen because it's great:

>https://soundcloud.com/user-594411020/nocturnal-lament
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>>4921171
>Perrito
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>>4921161
>this should be done during stream next week
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>>4921300
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Hello friends. Just got back from doing Journalism stuff.

Question: What are the alcohol tolerances of rabbits
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Wanted 5 stars
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>>4921406
Oh anon, don't you know. That thing got destroyed
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>>4920520
>Remmy felt comfortable with Avo.
>They'd been going to the gym every other day for the last few weeks, they conversed daily, they even went out to eat at times.
>He felt like he could talk to her about a certain subject he was, himself, battling internally with.
>Outside her door, he stood, ready to knock, but hesitated.
>It was silly, really.
>Avo was comfortable enough with the subject to bring it up, and even joke about it-
>He knocked, a swift rapping on her door.
>After a few seconds, he could hear her footsteps, and then the door opened.
>Avo, hand on hip, in her gray v-neck waist-length shirt, greeted him with an almost impassive smile, "What can I do for you, cottonswab?"
>His lands clasped together, and he looked around nervously before spilling, "I think I'm a predophile,"
>She poked her head out the door, and looked down the hallway, then gave a quick glance behind him, "Right now? In the hallways? Alright-"
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>>4921406
What a shame.
I almost forgot about this.
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>>4921405

Alcohol tolerance is largely dependent on body mass, so... not much.
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>>4921405

Clearly not much.
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>>4921493
Eggscelent
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>>4921345
>Also, using the opportunity to reshill Pandanon's submission, give it a listen because it's great:

Which TT was this one submitted to?
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>>4921523
the very first one
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OH SHIT, Deeper has become "Something Deeper, and there are now many more chapters to do!

Would you lads give a shit if I still read them out loud while drinking? Or is that era passed?
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>>4921501
I love that pic. Hopefully I'll have the colored version ready by TT.

>>4921523
First one, Nocturnal District.

>>4921530
YES
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>>4921428
>>4921483
I know
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>>4921405
Judging by Calvin's actions, they're pretty low.
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>>4921548
What do you think I meant by "wanted 5 stars"
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>>4921530
Oh, hey Clunky!
I missed you when you popped in earlier.
Glad to see you back.
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>>4921528
>>4921543

I was only around these threads with the /fit/ theme.
Damn that's a nice piece.
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>>4921568
alternate "Jack Savage pushed it over" edit
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>>4921543
ALright, coming up!

>>4921572
Fuck year, hi dude. Thanks!
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>>4921530
Hello cute raccoon!

>>4921572
Hello cute badger!
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>>4921441
That's Charlie, not Avo.
You goonie roonie.
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>>4921530

Oh my god you're adorable!!
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>>4921580
mspaint anon is amazing
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>>4921530
I feel obliged to tell you that Jake M. Wolfenstein is now featured in a Zootopia/The Purge (The Furge, naturally) crossover by the same author.
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>>4921619
>>>4921530
>Hello cute raccoon!
>>>4921572 (You)
>Hello cute badger!

Oh god, I never considered that if Clunky returned he'd be the one getting called a raccoon by this anon.
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Drinking Anon here, the fox has entered the scene. First shot will be deployed soon.
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>>4921405
This study http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3144518/ says that low doses are 15 ml/kg and high doses are 30 ml/kg, both at 15% ethanol. I once tried to calculate the weight of Judy and my results were pic related, so 60 ml ethanol are extremely high, you can calculate from there. Otherwise, using a blood alcohol calculator http://www.globalrph.com/bac.cgi we have that with 0.3 dl (a can) of a very light beer (3.5%) Judy is already drunk.
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>>4921530
Holy shit, hey clunky, its Rock!
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>>4921371
>not cachorrito
anon por favor
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>>4921604
saved
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>>4921650
pls fix your unalighned judes
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>>4921655
>checked
You win, anónimo.
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>>4921685
One day. Now I need to concentrate on my TT entry.
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>>4921501
Is... is there a follow up?
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>>4920866
>ladies
are you implying he would limit himself that much
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>>4921683
ALT-RIGHT RABBIT
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>>4921716
They just rape him while he's unconscious.
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Hey everyone, it's Greentext time!

I shall eat and come back to pick one!


GREEENTEEEEXTS!!
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Lads and LONDON, I give you: Chapter 14 of "Something Deeper" as read by me while I drink

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lzvNJlKfPu

>>4921619
Why are you doing this

>>4921630
s-stop that

>>4921633
No fucking way. Holy shit I need to read this next

>>4921640
I have returned, stronger and more of a badger than ever

>>4921650
Thank you for this. I hope Judy can handle a few beers

>>4921652
ROCK MAH BOI WHAT IS GOOD

>>4921739
Rape is bad
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>>4921716
There isn't, but when Visiti gets back I really want to encourage him to do one of Raccoonfag and Bread holding up a blind drunk Comicanon.

pic semi related
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Been watching The Batman today, show's not bad at all besides the character designs.

How's everyone today?
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>>4921405
Clunk? Izzat you?
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>>4921726
>are you implying he would limit himself that much
Never, sir.

I don't think Remmy's said anything about his own sexuality, though. It's pretty clear he's daydreaming about the girls, but hey, he could be bi. You never know.
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>>4921727
>alt-right
>not moving your mouse to click on the forward arrow
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>>4921751
Oh yup, it is.
>Deeper while I drink
Nice.

Though I don't know if you'd be up for critiquing now..
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>>4921751
Taking over Nate's Job (F).

Also debating using my Jackal bro to announce greentexting requests instead of an internally dead webcomic.
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>>4921746
Judy and Nick playing a drinking game.
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Friday night stream, anyone ?

Some movies that go well with drinks for all of you, anons!

Which will be your drink of choice tonight ?
i'm deciding between vodka or coffee and kahlua.

The movie lineup for the night:
The Princess Bride
Superbad
Spaceballs

The movies start at 7:30 EDT, that's about 1 hour from now.


http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc
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>>4921763
>Comic will never do more drunk reads because he becomes a sobbing mess instead of a happy bun
Feelsbadman
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>>4921808
>>Comic will never do more drunk reads because he becomes a sobbing mess instead of a happy bun
wait, is that true?
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>>4921782
PEPEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKCdkl9PGRk
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>>4921726
>>4921781
It's not gay. Remmy is just perfect for cuddling.
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>>4921806
>i'm deciding between vodka or coffee and kahlua.

You have the ingredients. Why not a Black Russian?
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>>4921746
Pie competition between Gideon, Bonnie, and Mrs. Wilde
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>>4921833
Donald Trump?
More like... Donald DUMP
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>>4921857
XD
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>>4921751
>Why are you doing this

He started doing the joke with me, saying badger, skunk or otter, instead of raccoon.
I'm pretty certain it's based on the /b/ meme of deliberately misidentifying animals.

>>4921766
>This looks like a job for me, so everybody just hustle me.

>>4921808
>>4921827
He gets a little emotional when drunk.
I think the last time he went from "I love you all" to "I'm so sorry for drunk posting".
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>>4921806
SILLY ME
of course Zootopia plays at the end.

>>4921836
because i forgot what that was until now.
thanks for the remind me
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>>4921806
Find something like a Grand Marnier and Baileys and do a B-52. Or a White russian with cream and Vodka
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>>4921846


Too bad this wasn't a (s)py eating contest
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>>4921836
Because Vodka gives him +2 STR and CHR, while a black russian is bugged and only gives 1 to each (yet they both decrease H2O by 50)
And coffee will increase his INT and PER by 3 while decreasing his SLP by 25 (but increasing his H2O by 15)
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>>4921893
>thanks for the remind me

Cheers, mate.
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>>4921726
>cuddling a corpse
Little late for that, rem
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>>4921808
Didn't Doujin Otter go drinking with him at didneylan? He couldnt have been sad then.
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Bluh.

Evens - finally work on the thing
Odds - keep shitposting
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CHAPTER 15, GETCHA CHAPTER 15 HERE

>>4921767
I'm back senpai

>>4921797
Not right now, but maybe later!

>>4921802
Who is Nate?

>>4921881
That clever bastard.
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>>4921972
Work on your comic, Iji.
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>e post twitter fanart
>o wallow in self-loathing
>0 draw
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>>4921972
Numbers have spoken
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>>4921980
Try again, mate.
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>>4921986
>>4921986
Also for you. Today is a day of doing!
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>>4921986
I'm going to multitask on this one.

have refs

https://twitter.com/monmokamoko/status/769274271218610176
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>reading Park Street
>Remmy still being a fucking ignorant dick
will the sheeplet ever learn
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>>4921974
Hello cluncky, you abandoned your emotional bf among this degenerates.

Glad you are back!
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>>4922014

he'll learn once the preds shave him COMPLETELY bare, collar him, and spend a week 'reeducating' him sexually

at least, in my upcoming fic anyway
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>>4921763
Oh man, I saw Weekend at Bernies when I was a kid.
I loved that film, maybe I should DL it again just for laughs....
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>>4921974
Alright then. Just to say, Reichstagsbrand Chap 4 finally got posted, and I think it's probably the weakest of it all. I'd be much obliged if you could help me with it when you're up for it.
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>>4921974
Nate the writedude. Cool dude that began doing greentext requests. Sometimes stoned. Some are really worth a reading. Disappeared without a word some time ago.

http://pastebin.com/u/NateTheWritedude
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>>4922442
Weekend at Bernielover's
Where Nick and Judy spend the whole movie lugging around Becca's pseudopenis wearing a pair of sunglasses.
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>>4922471
The contentcreater killer got him.
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>>4922453
Need more anatomically-correct nudity.
Of the movie's standards.
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top tier art. perhaps a comic is coming up
https://twitter.com/natsuco_7star/status/769143285709348864
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>>4921726
>>4921781

Please, as if it wasn't apparent that Al is actually an Allison.
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>>4922499

why does nick have internal bleeding

>>4922513

heh

rule 63 pack street?

that's dumb
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>>4922014
I thought he did good this episode, especially with Ozzy at the end.
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>>4922530
You've never given a pred a beating? That's like being a fish and not swimming.
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>>4922521
People seem to like drawing Nick in Carabinieri's uniform
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>>4922510
wow this is nice
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>>4921802
RIP Nate
RIP BB
RIP translator-anon
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>>4922014
>Sheep
>Learning
Besides, he's only there because he intends to move.
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>mfw when I finally get home 20 minutes ago, go through last thread where I see about 2-3 artists ask for request, all while I'm at work
>mfw I see that a fucking cute pic of sheep boy finally getting kissed by his vixen in the pasture came of it

So fucking conflicted...
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>>4922480
I might make some (shitty) art of that tomorrow.
Right now though I gotta go to sleep, and I am also already downloading Weekend at Bernie's and Weekend at Bernie's II.

I know the second one is a mistake but I am willing to commit it.

I know this isn't a /t/ thread or even film but if you want to see a good movie (and don't mind subtitles) I would suggest "In order of disappearance" really good Swedish/Norwegian flick from 2014.
Critics said it was very "Tarantino-esque" and I have to agree.

Good night thread, sleep tight.
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>>4922566
RIP NL
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>>4922530
Dumb? I think you could have a lot of fun with it.
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that's all

https://twitter.com/ydk1226/status/768787099201830912 im worthless and tired, thank you.
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CHAPTER 16
IT BEGINS
THE RAPENING
>>4922020
You're still my emotional bf. I'm just waiting for you to man up and be my money bf too

>>4922461
OH SHIT THAT COVER IS AMAZING, DUDE I'm so happy for you. I might be able to tomorrow.

>>4922471
WELL, I shall shamalaama check this out
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>>4922645
No, thank you, anon. A fresh image dump is always welcome.
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>>4922697
Thanks, man. I submitted it to ZNN, but I haven't heard anything back from them in a week. I don't have the highest of hopes.
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>>4922737

They take about a month, then poof, your story is on their page. I was on their page twice and didn't get any notification.
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>>4922778
>they didn't give any notification
I don't know why that surprises me, but it does. I guess a simple "Hey yeah this stuff is up to snuff" so I could know if they're even interested would be too much for them.
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Chapter 16 I THINK


>>4922737
They take a long time tbqh. You'll gety published no doubt man! If you don't it's a travesty
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>>4922611
Shouldn't Remmy be Femmy then?
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Finally started the missing dead body case in Case Files. It starts with an analysis that takes 18 hours-- and two things to examine and one suspect to question which all requires stars.
This is going to be a long one...

Does Oates show up at all in Case 4?
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>>4922841
No wait it was Chapter 17
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>>4922863
>Does Oates show up at all in Case 4?

Yes. AS THE MURDERER!
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>>4922879
There is no murder though...
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>>4922897

There's always a murder. You just have to look hard enough.
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>>4922557
well anon, look at him, why wouldn't they?
he's positively dapper!
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>>4922879
So is he the butler?
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>>4922853
K.

Here's Femmy playing with Regular Ozzy, Dude Charlie and Dude Avo.
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>>4922964
Oh, he is.
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Are Hippos Predator or Prey?
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CHIGGITY CHAPTER 18

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VnP0GkUbz9

LISTEN TO THIS YOU FUCKING NERDS
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>>4922860
Ayyyy.
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>waiting on Inter Schminter to update
>waiting on Black Jack/Chasing Hearts to update
>waiting on The Fox and The Rabbit to update
>waiting on The Redemption of Gideon Grey to update
>waiting on several other not as good, but explore interesting concepts fics to update
I can safely say I'm over 100 Kisses. The last couple chapters have been nothing but random OCs from other peoples' fics as shoutouts to other writers.
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>>4922980

>implying ozzy isn't also a fem
>She just doesnt bother telling anyone and all her friends dont care
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>>4923009
Hippopotamuses are mainly herbivores, so prey
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>>4923050
But anon, if Ozzy's a fem, then you deny yourself Femmy getting gangbanged by three preds in the showers AT THE SAME TIME.
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>>4923045

>Nick's expression
>"What is this feeling?"
>"It's magnificent."
>"I must feel the sensation of these hips against mine again."
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>>4923073

>Implying that they can't have a lesbian orgy in there
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>>4923009

omg is this new hippoanon?
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>>4923043
I want to have unprotected loving sexual intercourse in the missionary position while interwining our fingers with a tegaki!
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>>4923103
yeah I made it today.
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>>4921806
Movies start in 10 minutes.

Grab your drink and get in here!
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc
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Well, I think because it's friday it's a good night to get fucking wasted and try to write something. Or just pass out while playing video games.

Scotch, tequila, gin, I even have some absinthe somewhere.

What to get wasted on tonight.
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>get behind on /ztg/ to watch internet drama
>can't catch up
>more live drama today

See y'all niggas when I catch up in a week I guess.
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>>4923143
I'm going to get wasted on Jesus!
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>>4923009
Eyyyyy MT, good to see you back.
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lads, I'm going to go get dinner and see a movie. Here is chapter 19 of Something Deeper, the fanfiction.

I hope you guys enjoyed listening as much as I enjoyed reading. Wish me luck out there

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MF0dVcDrwN


Have fun tonight! I'm gonna try!

t. Clunkbot
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>>4923009

She's totally cute!

I would totally write a fic about her trying to find a boyfriend/someone she could sleep with without breaking them, if i wasnt busy with TT
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>>4923159
What kind of drama?
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>>4923143
If you have orange juice and granatina I suggest a Tequila Sunrise. Gin and scotch give you a Smoky Martini.
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>>4921043
>Gazelle
>Not Judy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5iqYuFmzqg
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>>4923227

>"Nick, my ass is down /here/."
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>>4923183
Good luck, Clunk.
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>>4922980
God I want Male Charlie so bad
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>>4923227
>Judy's ass
Patrician taste
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>>4923183
Bye Clunk, have fun and come back soon.
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>>4923195
>not finding a good strong hippo businessman to raise a family with
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>>4923257
Only if Remmy is Femmy.

Fox in the pasture, regardless if Charlie has a dick or vag.
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>>4922566
I'm still here, I was just on vacation for a week and currently working on one of scanner-anon's doujins. I'm just staying quiet til it's done.
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Pastebun Anon here, any new fics?

BTW, I am now available for 24/7 Fic Add requests on Discord.
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>>4923203
[lol spoiler?]Turns out that the people who called Gamergate terrorists, Nazis etc. were getting together in an "anti-harassment support group" chatroom to plan dox, bait for harassment, scam charity money and more.[/lol spoiler?]
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>>4923294
Idk, Male Charlie and Remmy just sounds perfect imho
>>
I had an idea for a fic called 'Vixen on the Pastor'

but then decided that learning to tie a noose was probably a better use for my immediate future
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>>4923323
Ah, more of the gift that keeps on giving. I would have thought that would have burned out years ago.

But let's not saying anything more about it. I don't want the thread to turn into yet another slapfight.
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>>4923334
Lemme guess, Remmy dopes Charlie up and she becomes his sex slave?

Couldn't be worse than the green that turned Remmy & Charlie into pedophiles.
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>>4923310
From last thread no new greentext, unless you count the interviews of Pandanon, Canidae and Bunanon
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>>4923377
Cool, if someone want's them added just give me a link to them.
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anymore like this?
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>>4923374

of course not

...she probably doses herself...
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>>4923377
movie time faggots, princess bride
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>>4923389
You mean Wildecest? How about this.
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>>4923392
...So Charlie would break into Remmy's room while he's at work, doses herself with Pastor so she'd be an obedient fuckfox, and wait until sheep boy comes home so he'd fuck her?

I hope not, because that would be overly complicated and at that point, you might as well have Charlie fucking rape Remmy while in her right mind and/or have HER dose sheep boy with Pastor so he'd be HER baa-ing plaything.
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>>4923467

thats why its time to kms for thinking of this idea instead of writing it
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>>4923374
This is not a greentext I recall. The hell.

>>4923467
I feel like it would be more Charlie to break in, sit down next to a flustered and annoyed Remmy, take a strong hit of pastor and then tell him what the stuff does.

You know, just to see what he does.
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>>4923494

that does sound more like her.
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Well Pastebun Here, I'm doing to Zoosona guide and.... I rolled Rabbit. Great luck huh? Well, time to find my home....
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>>4923115
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>>4923505
And now Job...
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>>4923512

i want uzzy to frick morty while rammy watches
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>>4923505
>Bunny
>On Heat street
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Drunk Anon here. I have survived the movie and I feel so goddamn happy!
Ha ha ha!
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>>4923512
This seems like a Finnish animated show
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>>4923494
Yep. Apparently, Hell Is Warm anon started a story where Remmy is babysitting Betty's pup. It had a few false ends, such as Remmy teasing him for watching Barney.

Then Charlie came over, asked Remmy if he was fucking the kid and if he was, could she join in. Then it basically became a remake of Hell Is Warm with Charlie, Remmy & underage pup who's the son of Betty.

It was... yeah.
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>>4923296
>vacation
I hope you had fun there. Looking forward to your translations!
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>>4923541
Grats. Have a frog as a reward
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>>4921746
Not a lot of takers... lets see...
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>>4921746
Molly gets assigned to enforce parking on Pack Street.
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>>4923567
I'm happy drunk!
Hahaha ha....
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>>4923501
The twist: it was just water and food coloring. Charlie just wanted to see what Remmy would want to do if he was completely in control, and not on edge or worried about the unexpected like usual.

But Cottonball probably just made her go to Bugburga, get two big sandwiches, and ate both of them in front of her. Nobody's stealing his dinner THIS time!
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>>4923494

>It's a Charlie commits identify suicide by Pastor episode
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>>4922557
MEIN FÖXE
>>
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>>4923604
Should I go yo sleep?
hs ha
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>>4921441
>When Remmy saw her duck down to his waist, he immediately stepped back,
>"No, wait, I didn't mean that- Could I ask you something in private," and he pointed into her apartment.
>Chuckling, she gave his shorts a tug, and guided him into her apartment, closing the door behind them.
>Turning around, she flashed him a grin, "So, predo, what's up?"
>He looked over the minor slight, "I made out with Charle last night- we were both drinking, I don't remember what I said, but I took to to my room, any we just..." he stopped, his eyes drifting down, giving the floor a sullen look.
>She gave a soft grunt of approval, and spoke with a hint of surprise, "So, Charlie finally chose a mate,"
>It didn't appear to be a question.
>Remmy looked up, the sad look on his face replaced with confusion, "Chose a mate?"
>Avo reached a paw under his chin, and brought her face close to his, "It means, Charlie chose you as her mate for life," and she sighs.
>He backed away, stammering, "W-wait, what?"
>She gave him a mock forlon glance, "Foxes mate for life, Remmy- and it's too bad, I was serious about my offer," and trailed a claw down his neck.
>The last thing he remembers before passing out, is Avo saying the words 'Charlie Carmo' in a sing-song voice.
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>>4921846
Winner!
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>>4921986
source of image?
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>>4923655
Probably for the best. Sleep tight, drunkanon.
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>>4923670

>Remmy tells Charlie about this later
>"Really? I like Avo. As long as she understands you're mine, I wouldn't mind letting her borrow a taste."
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>>4923713
Damn, Chumpy. You haven't done color in a while.
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>>4923713
What's the case? More vandalism? Destruction of property? Theft? Arson?
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>>4923713
>Bore
At least he's not depressed anymore.
>>
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>>4921766
is that your drawing
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>>4923740
Mass Homicide
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>>4923740

MUUUUUUUURDEEEEEEEEERR!!!!
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>>4923757
>>4923760
stop with the foolies, cuties!
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>>4923743

I like how the shape of Judy's face fits perfectly into Nick's, there. This is well-done.
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>>4923719
that's pretty good.
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>>4923719
Doncha know it's rude ter point lad
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>>4923719
Holy shit! That's awesome!
Thank you so much!
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>>4923726
But I don't feel like I should be asleep. I'm having too much fun. I dont care that its 3 A.m. In the morning. Ha ha ha....
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>>4923743
I AM GOING TO EAT YOU.

OUT.
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>>4923719
Fuck. This is actually really well drawn.
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>>4923834
I Can't find my telefon. ha ha ha!
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>>4923837
Judy's cum must be so tasty for her fox.
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>>4923713
>>4923719
Aaah, good works are flowing in...
>>4923743
There is a peculiarity that I have noted in Zootopia: the directors tried to keep the moody environment to the minimum. You have no sudden rains when there is a tragic scene.
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>>4923792
>Clawhauser takes a picture for his Instagram
What's the animal pun for Instagram? It has the word stag and ram already in it.
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>>4923045
>waiting on several other not as good, but explore interesting concepts fics to update
Which ones?
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>>4923874
Every part of bun tastes good for doggo
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fic idea:

Avo meets up with Charlie and casually has the fox get her off by knotfucking her with oversized dildos

discuss
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>>4923880
Instalamb
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>>4922830
>No notification
Seth's staff even mails people that DONT make it
what the fuck
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>>4923874
this image bothers me because if this is Nick, he looks angry enough to be mistaken for Vulpes from Iji's comic.
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>>4923878
>You have no sudden rains when there is a tragic scene.

Well, of course not. Wet fur is a bitch to render.
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>>4923928
Well if she's not fucking her with the dildos, how is Avo going to get off?
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Ha ha ha...
>>4921300
I think I've gone insane drunk.
ha ha ha ha
.
ha ha ha ha
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>>4923928
What if Charlie had a pseudodick instead?
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>>4923887
On a different platform that doesn't have them bookmarked, and they're so unfinished that I don't even remember the names of half of them- but things like a setting that isn't Zootopia or Bunny Burrow.
Explore things like Nick and Judy that are both in healthy loving relationships that aren't WildeHopps.
Fics written that follow side characters like canon ZPD officers where Nick and Judy are only bit players.
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>>4923979

you cheeky breeki

>>4923994

but anon, charlie's a fox

(plus i already wrote a PSUEDOPENIS story)
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>>4923970
>Vulpes
Ugh, thanks anon. Now I can't unsee it.
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>>4921766
source? or is that your drawing?
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>>4921383
I'm not deae though. Just very drunk.
ha haha!
THIS caphca is too esay for a new attorney.
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>>4923986
Stop that, anon... Go to bed, you're a mess.
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>>4923979
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>>4923749
>>4924022
It's mine
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>>4922830
Yeah, it's weird.
I got mine posted maybe two weeks or so after submitting it; no email back, not notice.
If it wasn't for the fact that an anon happened to mention an unrelated ZNN post on the exact same day my fic was posted, I wouldn't have known at all.

Still, they gave me a very favorable blurb with my entry, and my view count has more than doubled since then, so I guess I can't complain too much.
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>>4923467
>I hope not, because that would be overly complicated
I don't think you understand the character of Charlie
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>>4923979
>>4924049
It weirds me out that I never realized until now that I subconsciously gave my OC Carlos' hoodie when coloring him.
Especially considering that I do carlospost now and then.
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>>4922980
reminder that no one looks at Ozzy
because he's a ghost that doesnt realize he's dead
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I don't care the fact that crey upon prey in illegal here. Wildehopps is the only true pairing.
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Inspired by the (actually very good) interviews, I decided to write up a little gonzo-inspired interview with Canidae.

>I first met Councilwoman Canidae when I threw my coffee at her car.
>It was crowded, and the legs of a few giraffe's gave me excellent cover. I pushed my sunglasses down my nose to get a glimpse of her as she squeezed herself out of the black Lynxcoln Continental. Her bodyguard, a brick of a hyena, got out the other side and sniffed around.
>If the camera adds ten pounds, real life added twenty to her ass.
>"Hey, woah, Miss Canidae! That's some spill! You gonna lick that up like you lick up all those corporate donations?"
>She looked at me with a scowl of vexation, as if pondering how much money she'd have to spend to bury me. Capitalism, I tell ya.
>Then, she got back in her car. As expected, politicians are terrified of the press.
>It would be a few days before I got ahold of her again. I had just taken some cocaine and was driving through the nocturnal district; never did like to stop there.
>My info said she liked to frequent this little cafe in the rainforest district, so I drove right to the place.
>Civet Coffee. Apparently the place is just staffed with civets- but maybe the other rumors are true.
>I walk in and spot her in the back, without her bodyguard. Perfect.
>"Miss Cee, what are you going to do about all the rotten structural branches in the Rainforest district?"
>"What is your name?" She replies, barely masking her consternation.
>"Hunter S. Thompson." I'm Thompson's Gazelle; can you believe it? I adjust my glasses and sit down across from her.
>She's sipping from some drink covered in whip cream, and there are two plates near her with delicate little slices of cake.
>Naturally, I help myself to one. Her jaw drops, just how I like it.

(1/2)
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>>4924161

>"And with whom are you affiliated?" She demands. Another typical pred politician. Go here, do as I say, the alpha has spoken. Channeling those territorial instincts into party lines. Of course she's good at it. That doesn't make it good.
>"Mammals of Zootopia. I haven't got a straight answer out of you yet. What are you hiding?"
>"Nothing. I'm an open book. I spearheaded the bill that makes campaign financing and government expenditures more transparent."
>"A blow to your political enemies, I'm sure. You've still got a few Mammal Action Committees wiring you cash."
>This frustrates her. I can see it, straining her measly pred brain.
>"Do you know what I use that money on? Charity. I don't need money, in inherited plenty of it from my father, and when I worked in the private sector I was well-paid."
>"Oh yeah? So what you're saying is you never had to work a day in your life, but you did just to posture and pretend like a regular mammal? Get real honey."
>"That's absurd!"
>"And you're so sure you can beat Swinton with daddy's money that you're purposefully running an unprofessional campaign. That misprint on the poster wasn't really a misprint was it? 'The candidate who is always willing to bend over for her constituents?' Can you confirm or do you deny that you're a slut and you'd fuck anyone to get their vote?"
>I just wanted to get a rise out of her, instead she started sniffling.
>"Thin skin you've got there, councilwoman."
>"Is this off the record?"
>I tell her it is.
>"How dare you. Is this what journalism has come to these days? Incendiary remarks made solely to incense the subject of interview? I'm a mammal, I deserve your respect."
>"You deserve my respect about as much as you deserve to be mayor."
>With that I'm out of there before she pitches a fit. I can hear her calling up her security to come and make me disappear, surely. But I bring this all to the reader.

(2/2)
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cuck
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<Minu tugevad alad ri ole võimatud, vaid sõnadest!
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>>4923670
>Before he can respond, she already undid his shorts, and was pulling them down.
>Why he decided to go commando that day, he didn't know.
>He tried to back away, bleating, but he tripped and fell to the hallway floor.
>She didn't waste any time, getting down on her knees, and pulling his shorts to his knees.
>He dragged himself backwards to the wall, hitting it with a soft thud, and opened his mouth to speak.
>"Wait- I didn't mean that!" but she wouldn't be denied.
>She looked into his eyes as she grasped his soft, flaccid cock with one paw, and held him against the wall with the other.
>Pressing her nose against its tip, she closed her eyes and breathed deeply, and started to rub it against the side of her face.
>Remmy was too scared to speak, and the claws pressing against his chest kept him from running.
>She brought her muzzle down to his crotch, and dragged her tongue from the base, up, under the shaft, and flicked at the tip.
>Just then, the entrance to the apartment building opened, and he could hear the voices of Ozzy and Charlie.
>Alright, Remmy was terrified- but Avo didn't seem unsettled at the turn of events.
>Her muzzle went back down, his cock resting against her head, and she buried her nose in his balls, taking in another deep breath.
>She shuddered, and let out a soft moan, muffled by his sack.
>Licks and small nips peppered his balls, as her paw gradually squeezed up his cock.
>The TV downstairs turned on, and the sounds of the couch creaking travelled up the stairs.
>Then, again, her tongue travelled from his balls to the tip of his cock, where she then wrapped her lips around the tip, sucking at it with a predatory hunger.
>Remmy's hips instinctively thrust into her mouth, and he covered his mouth to keep from groaning out loud.
>Without a moment to spare, she took his entire length, burying her face in his trimmed, wooly groin, and swiftly pulled back.
>Then, her eyes met his again, and he swore he could see a grin around his meat.
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>>4924157
Different species couples are objectively the best, I agree
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>>4924218
but rem's comic hasn't updated yet, anon
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>>4924218
I heard the SavageSignal and came as fast as I could.
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Pastebun Anon here, any new fics?
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>>4924240
Damn straight.
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>>4923691
>>4921846

>The national Zootopian bake off was well under way!
>Somewhere in Savannah Central were eager chefs and cooks, baking their finest confections and pastries for such a humble event.
>Everyone was cooking for fun. Gideon has set up in a corner between the Hopps family and Mrs. Wilde.
>It was on Nick and Judy's request that the three of them stay close by... for convenience.
>Mrs. Wilde felt like a fish out of water though. Gideon and ther Hopps know each other pretty well, and here she is, just standing by her lonesome with Nick.

(This may be too big, may need help or something)
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>>4924232
>Minu tugevad alad ri ole võimatud, vaid sõnadest

Wat?

>google translate: Estonian
>My strong areas are not impossible, but the words!

...Wat?
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>>4924236


This.

I like this, and require it be capped.
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>>4924122
well give him a yellow undershirt now
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>>4924260
it shouldn't be funny, but I'm laughing
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>>4924299
I'm catching up on all the other stuff I missed!
I'll have your cap ready in a few minutes!
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>>4924338


Thank you, fine sir!

>>4924236

Got more planned?
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>>4924338
>" What do you mean I can't jump into a job I'm not quaified for?! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH?!"
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>>4924260
Now I'm picturing this opening, but with the onomatopoeia replaced with "KEK", and the villains are replaced with Nick and other male characters:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jgE-lrfZ3k
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>>4924329
I just might.
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bunny cunnies are for creampies
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>actually working on TT for once
feels good man
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>>4924528
Good for you (and us) anon.
Don't you dare to stop tho.
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>>4924580
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>>4924236
Is this done?
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>>4924445
ectoplasmic cum
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>>4924656
Spooks
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>>4924236
>He was doing all he could to keep his breathing quiet, and to keep his mouth shut.
>But with Avo, she was practically silent- her breathing was silent, she didn't gasp or choke when she took his entire length- it was as if she'd been doing stuff like this, stuff in public, her entire life.
>Again, swiftly, she bottomed out on him, and pulled back just as fast- and she repeated.
>Over and over, he felt his clock guided past her warm lips, along her dextrous tongue, and down her hot throat, and a moment later the cool air against his wet flesh,
>And randomly, his hips would thrust, or he'd choke back a groan or a gasp.
>Just as he felt himself ready to blow, and as he braced against the wall, she pulled back, and off of his cock with barely an audible pop.
>His stared at her, dumbfounded- her face barely an inch from his swaying, throbbing, wet length.
>He could feel the once-approaching climax dull, and a few seconds later, she gave the tip of his cock a quick lick.
>Smiling at him between his cock, she whispered, "I said that I'd go down on you- and I did," and with that, she hiked up his shorts, slapping his wet cock against his stomach, and redid them.
>Tucking his short of his throbbing mast, she pulled him up, dusted him off, and turned to her open apartment door, "Have a good evening, stud," and she left him, with a sway in her hips, and closed her apartment door.
>He stool there, still dumbfounded, feeling his cock throb angrily, as precum started to stain through his Meles Meles shirt.
>A few seconds later, he heard Charlie's voice call out from downstairs, something that in his state, he couldn't make out, followed by soft creaks up the stairs.
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>>4924122
Confound these raccoons, they drive me mad
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>>4924338
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>>4924616
I.. kind of think those last two posts are the story forking in different directions? Otherwise I'm having a stroke and can't see the logical threads connecting them.
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>>4924693

Yes, good.

I like this.
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>>4924702
Hah! Jesus this is fantastic.
I dunno what I did to get in your good graces today, but I totally appreciate it.
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>>4924702
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>>4924693

I get the feeling it would be more frustrating for miss-oral-fixation to not get her dose of cum then it is for remmy to not get off
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>>4920830
Male foxes are called Dogs, so you're still technically correct.
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>>4924702
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>June Hymn updated
I thought it was dead
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>>4924780
I thought they were called tods. I like that one more, dog seems too common of a word.
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>>4924702
Oops, a little piece that I left wrong, updated.
>>4924753
You have to thank the anon that made that face, it gave me inspiration for this edit
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>>4924832
I want SPB5000 zootopia memes
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>>4924616
>>4924717
Yeah same, if that's not an alt ending I'm lost.
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>>4924773
She sucks on lollipops all day, and those don't have a 'payoff'. I think she prefers the journey to the destination.
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Trapwether / Judy is coming along nicely. Just getting to the sexytimes and already at 1500 words.

Should be done within the next couple of days.
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>>4924832
Ok
>Lionheart busy not doing anything
>Bellewether busy pretending to be an assistant mayor while actually pushing along her massive anti-pred plot
Who the fuck is running Zootopia
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>>4924894
I definitely will.

And I've saved your corrected version.
Thanks again.
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So the devil spoke to me and told me to make this. And I agreed with him that people need to be reminded that trashpanda is somewhat trash.

Though, to be fair, she has a unique relationship
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>>4924954
Corporations
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>>4924935

the payoff is the big crunch at the end

besides, she can fellate a lollipop any time

the chance to get a dose of preddofile cum is far rarer
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>>4924973
Great, Labjer's doing actual cucking now.
Fuck this general.
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>>4924973
>calling your boyfriend while being fucked by another dude
Grills, pls don't do this
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>>4924973
YOU'RE A KEK (KEK)
CRAZY IN THE KEKANUT
{WHAT DOES THAT MEAN}
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>>4925006
Who are you talking to? There's no girls here, anon.
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>>4924991
seems more like an open relationship than cucking to me
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>>4924973
It's been a while since I saw you post her trashpanda beau, is it that they're in an open deal, or just that they're caught in an endless cycle of "no big deal if you cheated on me, I'll just cheat on you next chance I get so we'll be even"?
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>>4924991
>>4925006

anons, try to remember

sam's in an open relationship

they have one rule: no other raccoons

other then that it's free game.
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>>4924954
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>>4925006
Maybe she's talking to Calvin. And he's like "I wish she would stop pretending I'm her boyfriend just so she can indulge her stupid cuck fetish."
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Well, some new edits, seeing new and old faces. This has been a good day. Good night /ztg/!
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>>4925034
>I'm gonna kek you
>kek a kekzoo, let's kek a duel
>Now when I kek to three
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>>4925048
Still, don't call your sig-oth during coitus with someone that isn't him!

Also, open relationships are bullshit
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>>4925036
There's a few

Canidae, Rose, Bunanon, KK
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>>4925056
THERES ONLY ONE SNEK ALLOWED IN ZOOTOPIA, AND ITS AN ALIEN
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>>4925091
You don't know that for sure.
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>>4924973
You know, I sort of expect Sam's boyfriend to be getting railed by another dude on the other end of that phone line.

Beautiful poly garbage bandits.
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>>4925091
Weaver, 50% of the time.
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>>4924991
How do you know he's not fucking some lion somewhere?
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>>4925067
STB
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Movie night continues!

i was reminded i could make a black russian so that's my drink for the night, which is yours anon ?

The Princess Bride just ended, up next we have Superbad.

the movie will start in 10 minutes

after that we have:
Spaceballs
and as always, Zootopia.

Grab a drink and come watch a movie!

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc
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>>4924832
Oh god that's hilarious
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>>4925082
>that that that that cuck needs therapy
>he was cucked as a sheep
>and he also cucked false teeth
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>>4925121

How'd you know?
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>>4925067
good night
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>>4925115
I can confirm canidae, rose, and bunanon, I'm not sure about KK though
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>>4925149

I'm shitposting on /trash/

at night
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>>4925138
Still tuned in!
-Pastebun
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>>4925151
Because being open is about giving freely that which you can give, and accepting that things you cannot can come from elsewhere.

In this case, what Sam can't provide is a big, throbbing dick.
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>>4925109
I support this notion
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>>4925198
Also, /fit/lynx who was here for a while before she fucking died
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>>4925124
Grills can't be gay, and Weaver's 80-90% gay
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>>4924283

>"Oh Nicky, I don't think my pies are as good as theirs. That fox there has a pie that takes up nearly the entire table, and those rabbits made enough for nearly everyone here!"
>"Mom, there is nothing to worry about. There isn't even a prize." Nick hugs his mom gently for a quick second, before saying "We both know that when you baked your pies, the neighborhood would practically come over begging for a taste!"
>Nick smiled gently at his mother. "Look, you'll be fine." he said as he anticipated more worry from her.
>Mrs. Wilde smiled softly as she gave her son a kiss "You always know just what to say Nicky."
>Meanwhile Stu, Bonnie, Judy, and Gideon were talking up a storm.
>Nick watched them talk as he stood next to his mother, who was finish preparing a second pie.
>"Hey mom, why don't you go talk with the others?" Nick said with a gentle nudge.
>Mrs. Wilde held onto her pie from Nick's surprise nudge. "Nicholas! Careful!"
>Judy Oooooo'd as she heard his mother chastise him. "Careful,Nicholas, she used your full first name! Better be careful before she uses your last name!"
>Nick laughed as his mother lowered her ears. "Did I embarrass you in front of your partner?" she asked as she stepped back to her stand, but was quickly stopped by Nick, who started to pull her towards the others.
>"Come on, mom, we rib on each other all the time! You need to get out more and I think this is a great time to make friends!"
>His mother protested, but quickly stopped when they got into earshot. "Oh, hello everyone! I'm Nick's mother! You can call me Mrs. Wilde if you want!"
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>>4924973
Fuwee...
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>>4925044
I will let you in on a insight into them: They both find this sort of thing funny, and do similar things all the time. The only way there would be an actual fight is if the other person was saying unkind things, and if it was another raccoon.

I mean, they are trash after all.
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>>4925268
the cucking gives Savage strength, but also an erection.
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>>4925247

its not gay to lust after a feminine penis
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>>4925274
>The only way there would be an actual fight is if the other person was saying unkind things, and if it was another raccoon.

Lucky for me, I'm a beaver lover.
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Hello!
Yesterday I posted a greentext called Little Foxes, where Nick's younger brother visits the ZPD and something bad happens to him. After sleeping on it I decided I wanted to make a few small changes to the story and then repost it. The biggest change is that Taylor is now 22 and is in his last year of university instead of his first.
Anyway, I hope the changes enrich the story and that you all enjoy it!

>Early morning at the ZPD precinct 1 headquarters.
>A taxi stopped in front of the building and the stag driver opened his door to let out the red fox who was sitting in his lap.
>The fox hopped out and blew the driver a kiss before strutting into the building.
>The stag zipped up his pants before closing his door and pulling his taxi back into traffic.
>The fox sauntered up to the front desk and cleared his throat to catch the attention of the cheetah manning it.
>Benjamin Clawhauser looked up from his phone, glancing around for the mammal that he heard.
>"Down here, handsome." A voice called from just below Ben's line of sight.
>Ben leaned over his desk and gasped at what he saw.
>The fox before him was dressed provocatively to say the least. What little clothes he wore were so tight they looked almost painted on, and left little to the imagination.
>His pink shorts were about the size of a bikini bottom, leaving his shapely legs completely exposed. A small black tank top with the phrase "FOXY TOY" emblazoned on the front in sparkling red letters barely reached half way down his chest, and Ben marveled at the fox's slim waist and toned abs.
>The fox wore many thin coloured bracelets on both wrists, and a snug black collar on his neck with a metal ring on the front that Ben guessed was for fastening leashes.
>His bright green eyes wore dark purple eyeliner and he had expertly applied mascara on his long eyelashes.
>His slightly pouting mouth wore a seductive glossy black lipstick.
>He had a small black purse with gold trim slung over his shoulder.
cont
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>>4925268
Back. BACK FROM WHENCE YOU CAME.
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>>4925313
>I'm a beaver lover.
But I thought you liked dudes.
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>>4925330
">You must be Benji." The fox purred in a voice as smooth as silk. "I'm Taylor, Nick's brother. He's supposed to show me around today. Looks like he's late."
>Taylor leaned forward and angled his hips back to give Ben a good view of his hot little ass. "But I'm sure I'll be able to find something to do with so many big, strong police officers like you around."
>Ben was getting very hot under his collar and felt like there was a giant swarm of butterflies in his stomach.
>No one had flirted with Ben like that in years. His heart was beating so hard he thought it was going to pop out of his chest, and it almost stopped when Taylor suddenly jumped up onto the desk.
>The little fox hopped onto Ben's lap, standing on one of his thighs bringing them eye to eye.
>Taylor pressed his whole body against Ben's chest and leaned in pressing their cheeks together. "Let's take a selfie together!"
>The fox picked up Ben's phone off the desk and held it out in front of them, quickly snapping a few pictures.
>He handed the phone to Ben. "What do you think?"
>Ben looked through the new pictures. In all of them he was staring straight ahead looking shell shocked, while >Taylor put on suggestive and lewd expressions. In one photo the fox had stuck his long tongue out as far as it would go, showing off the stud piercing in its center.
>"They're, nice?" Ben offered.
>"Glad you like em." Taylor cooed as he slipped down to a sitting position on Ben's lap.
>"Oh what have we here?" Taylor asked, indicating the large tent Ben was pitching. "Is that for me?" The fox gave Ben his best bedroom eyes and bit his lip.
>"If you want it to be." Ben responded with a hopeful smile.
>Taylor grinned at Ben, then jumped down.
>Ben watched as the fox between his legs undid the cheetah's pants and pulled out the hard feline dick contained within.
>Taylor winked up at Ben before dipping his head down and putting his talented mouth and tongue to work.
"Ohhhhhhemgoodness."
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>>4925353
>Taylor would quickly slide Ben's cock down his throat then slowly pull back while his tongue would twist and turn in his mouth, rubbing its smooth stud all over the the shaft.
>Ben had his hands placed flat on his desk for support and struggled to keep his breathing steady.
>He tried to keep his face neutral, to avoid unwanted scrutiny and he hoped no one would need to talk to him before Taylor finished.
>Unfortunately, luck wasn't on Ben's side that morning and Chief Bogo came to see him about filing some documents.
>Ben kept his answers short and to the point, not wanting to extend the conversation longer than necessary.
>Bogo gave him a questioning look. “Is everything alright Clawhauser? You seem, stressed.”
>Ben opened his mouth to tell Bogo he was fine but at that moment he reached his limit and came into the mouth of the fox below him.
>Ben snapped his mouth shut and and clenched his paws into fists. He let out a low whine and his face took on a strange mix of pleasure, embarrassment, and horror.
>After a few moments his orgasm finished and Ben's whole body relaxed, slumping forward against his desk. “Sorry Chief, I was just had some bad heartburn for a minute there. Must have been that curry I had last night.”
>Bogo regarded him for a moment with a raised eyebrow then shrugged and turned away. “I think Francine keeps some antacids in her desk, she'd probably let you borrow some.” He said over his shoulder.
>Ben sighed and leaned back in his chair again so he could look down at the fox.
>Taylor was still working Ben's cock making sure he got every bit of cum out of it he could.
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>>4924973
To quoque, Labjer?

Or rather, tu quque, Labjer?
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>>4925371
>After another minute of work he finally pulled off completely and swallowed one last time.
>He winked up at Ben and licked his lips clean with his long tongue.
>He put Ben's dick back into his pants then zipped them up and put his belt back into place.
>Taylor hopped back up onto the desk and grabbed a pen and piece of paper. He quickly scribbled his number on it and offered it to Ben. “Here, send me those selfies, and give me a call some time if you want to meet up.”
>Ben smiled at the fox and took the paper. “Sure, yeah, I'll do that.”
>Taylor grinned back at him the jumped down from the table and started to walk out into the precinct. “I'm gonna have a look around, maybe meet some more mammals. Catch ya later Benji!”
>Ben waved to the fox who quickly disappeared around a corner. Then he leaned back into his chair and giggled to himself at his exciting morning. He got a blowjob and a cute guys number, the day had just started and it was already the best one he'd had in a long time.

That's it for now, I'm still working on the next bit where Taylor sneaks into the locker room.
Hope the feels aren't too heavy!
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>>4925138
Superbad is starting
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>>4924973
From the thumbnail, I thought it was Aafiya.
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what are these interview things

how do i do one
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>>4925252

>As it turned out, Nick's mom actually became close with the Hopps and Gideon.
>They talked about past experiences, why they are there, and eventually, they moved to the topic of, much to Judy's and Nick's dismay, embarrassing stories.
>Eventually, they talked about pies. THe many different methods and falvors. Gideon contributed the most to it.
>The Hopps and Mrs. Wilde both took notes as Gideon shared some important tips.
>However, they decided to start baking again with the convenient portable ovens each contestant gets.
>The heat was on as the Hopps and Mrs. Wilde stated to prepare new pies.
>Gideon started to prepare better pies, realizing he may have spoke more than they wanted.
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help me anons, I think I've got a cold
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>>4924693
>Then, hastily, as quiet as he could manage, he made his way back to his apartment, only to find Charlie standing at his door, ready to knock.
>She must have heard his footsteps, as she turned her head to look at him.
>The rough, drunken make-out session lastnight flooded back into his mind, and he felt his cock throb against his stomach- immediately thankful for wearing a baggy shirt to hide that reaction.
>Her nose twitched, and for the briefest moment, before he turned her head away, he thought he saw gloom on her features.
>Backing away from him and his apartment, she motioned with a paw for him to go in.
>Before he reached the door, she spoke, not looking at him directly, "I would have words with you, Remmy,"
>As he opened the door, and let her on, he noticed her nose twitch as she passed him into his apartment.
>Maybe if they got this over with quickly, he could rub one out in the shower-
>But then he noticed the sway of her tail, and her hips, and the thought of finishing off with her help entered his mind.
>Closing the door behind them, she turned to face him, "Lastnight, we were both drunk, and may have said and done things we normally wouldn't do, things we may regret-"
>His voice cut her off, "I don't regret what we did lastnight, Charlie,"
>She stood there, mouth closed, in what he believed to be stunned silence.
>He stepped forward, and she leaned the tiniest fraction back, "W-while that may be the case for you, I, personally, feel I overstepped-"
>Again, he cut her off, "You didn't," and he stepped forward again.
>She tried to step back, but the couch was in the way.
>He could feel the heat from her body, and being so close, he could feel her body press against his cock as it throbbed.
>She brought her paws up to push him away, but one paw groped at his still-hard member beneath his shirt, and she tried backing away in shock.
>The couch stopped her, and she fell over its arm with a soft thud, just as Remmy loomed over her.
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>>4925587
funi i got a hot 1 it was ur mom fgt kuk kys
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>>4925587
Cuddle up in a blanket, drink some tea, and relax with some good music.
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>>4925587
saltines and ginger ale, idk
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>>4925611
I would

if I didn't work nightshift
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>>4925588

Remmy is not for rape

Remmy is for explaining that he accepts Charlie and Charlie being overwhelmed with relief and happily electing to help Remmy with his problem
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>>4925636
Aww.

That sucks.

Think about doing that, I guess.
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>>4925670
Wait when the fuck did I even save this?
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>>4925128
>How do you know he's not fucking some lion somewhere?
>>4925048
>sam's in an open relationship
>they have one rule: no other raccoons
>>4925043
>seems more like an open relationship than cucking to me
I know this thread has somehow conflated "cucking" with "cheating"/"adultery", but being okay with/turned on by your partner fucking other people IS THE DEFINITION OF KEKING. Cheating is not cucking. Willingly letting your partner fuck other people is cucking.
So yes, what Labjer drew is cucking.
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>>4925697

pretty sure you can see that in the file properties, anon.
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>>4925726

not quite

its not cheating, but its not quite cucking

cucking implies they're aroused by their partner having sex with other people

they aren't aroused, they're /amused/ by it.
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>>4925086
>sig-oth

I get the abbreviation you're going for, but at first glance I thought you were referring to her boyfriend as Yog-Sothoth or something.
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>>4925735
>June 29th
what
I don't remember this pic at all.
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>>4925759

does it have DON'T BELIEVE HER LIES written on the other side?
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>>4925752
>>4925726
I'm not really sure anymore.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cuckold#Noun
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>>4924973
Fairs fair if her bf does it with the cutie stripper too...
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>>4925752
There is literally no way to make that argument without sounding like a cuck.
>Hey, your girlfriend fucked another dude.
>I'm amused by that!
>Holy fuck you're such a fucking cuck.
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>>4925806
>bunnybutt
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>>4925806
...Maybe I'll get a chicken sandwich later tonight
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>>4925806
I wonder what she's planning.
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>>4925806
>Judy condones eating illegal aliens

Wow.
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>>4925790

it really isnt cucking
cucking is more of an emotional response
the trash pandas have transcended such things to become pure garbage
they really don't care about the sex- it's their relationship that's important to them

thats why the 'no raccoons' rule. sleeping around, sure. but sleeping with a racoon implies the other isn't good enough for them anymore

now that, THAT would be cucking
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>>4925806
>tfw bun will never bring you delicious chicken sandwich
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>>4925726
>Cheating is not cucking. Willingly letting your partner fuck other people is cucking.

I was under the impression that the idea of "cucking" being a fetish couples engage in was a recent thing, and the traditional concept of being a cuckold meant that your partner was openly cheating on you in defiance and turning you into a mockery.
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>>4925916

the meanings of words change over time
what with the internet, new fetishes are discovered and shared far faster then ever before

so yes, its entirely possible it being a fetish is a new thing
i dunno
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>>4925806
You know... maybe she should have asked him first.
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>>4925507
>Judy and NIck quietly watched as they both quickly started o bake pies.
>Gideon brought his own equipment and ingredients.
>Stu helped Bonnie make due with what they got.
>Mrs. Wilde quickly threw the pie she was preparing to make a fresh one.
>As time passed, NIck had gotten roped in with his mom, and Judy had to help her parents.
>As they cook, a voice is heard over a PA system, announcing the judges will be ready soon.
>Stu split off to make his own pies as Bonnie continued on her pies.
>Mrs. Wilde had was trying to bake three pies at once.
>As the dust settled down, and the pies came out, the Judges started their rounds.
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>>4925954
The chicken? Nah, he had a lot of gambling debts and this was the only way that he could clear it without it affecting his family... other then losing a loving father anyway.
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>>4925806
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>>4925985
No, I mean Nick.

I mean, assuming this is all in the more sensible universe where only mammals are thinking beings.

She still went and grabbed him food he admitted to eating once or twice as a craving, in much the same way as an addict would talk of their addiction. He's a vegetarian, he cheats sometimes, but you shouldn't force someone to cheat big time without asking them first.
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>>4925916
A cuckold is the partner of a person who sleeps around. If one partner fucks someone else, the other partner has been cucked.
>>4925938
It can describe a sex act, but the meaning of 'cuck' is meant as a derisive label by most. If anything, the language has changed to expand the definition to anyone who is proud to be willingly taken advantage of.
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>>4926069
>Just one nug man, just one nug to get my head straight! You know I'm good for it.
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>>4925916
Before cuckolding was that, after all, it was based on the bird who would lay it's eggs on another's bird nest.

Right now, cuck/cuckolding, etc, became a fetish that encompass the act of getting a third party to fuck your partner while you get off on it. Some people get off the humiliation aspect of it, as well. Being a fetish that requires some pain to be had, it is often done incorrectly which hurts one or both parties and may cause a relationship to go to shit.
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>>4925806
>Judy pulls out chicken fingers
>Nick cries out "TENDIES!"
>"That's right, my little fox, and you dont have to spend any of your GBPs!"
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Finnudy porn?
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>>4926345
No, mulp scarf
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>>4926069
He didn't seem to mind at all his trips to the chicken bucket.
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>realize a request could have been understood for lewd
>done it sfw

Uh... wedding afterglow doesn't stand for honeymoon, right?
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>>4925478
Who are you?

The anin doing them has this collective of other thread stuff/author bios, I think he said he would be back tomorrow lasttonight/tomorrow last thread
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>>4925976

>The Judges walked up to everyone, and then finally their row.
>They really liked the pies of the Hopps, and were impressed by the sheer number they made
>As they approached Gideon, they nearly melted on the spot, and they took one of his pies with them.
>Then they got to Mrs. Wilde.
>Her presentation was nice, the crust was great.
>However, they were really quiet as they ate it.
>"Oh Nicky..." she said as she turned to him, disheartened as she approached.
>Nick got up from his chair and hugged his mother.
>"Don't worry mom, you know I'll eat your pies any day.
>A loud voice blared over the intercom yet again. "Contestants, please approach the Judge's area."
> A whole crowd of people went oiver, except for Mrs. Wilde.
>"I think I'll head home, dear"
>"But mom, you'll miss the winners!" he protested to his mother.
>Judy approached as she overheard the commotion. "Everything ok, Mrs. Wilde?"
>"Yeah, I'll be fine. Just don't see a reason to go."
>The same booming voice started to announce the winners.
>Our winners are... Gideon, Mrs. Wilde, and Mr. Florestlin! I hope you all have a good night!"
>Judy turned to Mrs. Wilde with a smile, "You got second place! Congratulations!" she said as she gave them both a hug.
>Everyone shared a laugh as she got a second place medal.
>As the sun set, everyone started to head their separate ways, each saying their goodbyes.
>Except for Gideon, who was offered his own cooking show by a prominent judge.
>He became popular really quickly, and Nick got tired of seeing his face just as quickly.
>The desserts were still finger-lickin good though!


THE END
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pic related but with Nick on the phone texting Judy that she doesn't get any cummies, and Finnick telling Nick "y'all are fuckin nasty"

>inb4 memecenter I just googled this shit from vague memory
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>>4925860
You wouldn't?
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>>4926432
That was not my best work. Sorry everyone.

I got in over my head.
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>>4926476
No way, they have worms.
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Badgers so cute
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>>4926432
needs a name
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>>4925397

>After stopping at the washroom to fix his smeared lipstick Taylor continued to explore the ZPD.
>He came across a door marked “ZPD PERSONEL ONLY”.
>He sniffed at the door and detected a strong odor of sweat and musk. This must be a changing room or something.
>Taylor looked around to see if anyone was watching then slipped through the doors.
>His deduction was correct. There were benches and chairs between rows rows of lockers, and an entrance to a shower at the opposite end of the room.
>He could hear voices and running water coming from the showers.
>He quietly skipped over and peaked around the corner into the steamy room.
>There was a lion, and two wolves, one grey female and one white male, chatting and washing up.
>Taylor leaned back around the corner and worked out a plan of action in his head.
>He stepped out from his hiding spot into full view of the large mammals and exclaimed, “Oopsie, I think I took a wrong turn!”
>The three showering officers stopped their conversation and turned towards the red fox.
>”Who the hell are you?” The lion, Delgato asked.
>”What are you doing here.” The grey wolf, Wolford, added.
>”I'm Taylor Wilde, I was looking for my brother's office, but I got lost.” Taylor clasped his paws behind his back and tilted his muzzle down, looking up at the approaching officers bashfully. “Am I not allowed to be in here?”
>”No you're not, It's against regulations.” Delgato replied crossing his arms over his muscular chest.
>Taylor pouted, ”Oh darn, I guess that means you'll have to punish me.” But his perked up ears and swishing tail showed his true feelings of excitement.
>Wolford leaned towards the white wolf, Grizoli and whispered loud enough for all the mammals present to hear. “I wonder if he's as good in the sack as his brother.”
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>>4926516
The Baking Contest.
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>>4926511
I want to know more about Rex.
Is he one of those guys who do two full time jobs?
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>>4926242
Nobody fucking cares about /pol/'s hypersensitive cuck-obsession. The raccoon girl is a slut. The racoon girl's boyfriend is a slut. They fuck many people. They love each other.

Christ, this isn't difficult.
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>>4926479
> not ending with Nick losing track of his mother only to stumble upon Gudeon plowing her behind one of the stands, both moaning pie-themed exclamations like "how's this for a cherry filling", "bake my crust" etc.
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>>4926609
Yes, and?
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>>4926589
He's like HotlineMiami where he works every job. Anywhere pack street members go to shop, Rex is sitting behind the counter giving them a lazy smile.
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>>4926631
And I'm sick of the cuck meme. Just enjoy the slutty animals.
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>>4926589
I do too but we only really get to see him at work, never see him on pack street so no idea if he even lives there. Also don't know if he actually works two jobs, would make sense how tired he always looks, then again everyone on pack street looks tired.
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>>4926628
Can I do over?

or someone give me another greentext to do!

I need t redeem myself.
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>>4926665
If youre sick of the cuck meme, quit encouraging cucks.
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>>4926665
I don't see what this has to do with me explaining to the dude, but more power to you I guess. (You)
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>>4925588
>Just as he peeled off his shirt, and his still-erect cock fell against Charlie's face, she opened her mouth wide.
>As she sucked in a breath, he thought she was offering herself, and he thrust his cock into her mouth.
>She gagged, and choked, and tried to brace her paws against him, but could find no stable purchase against him.
>Shifting her onto her back, he positioned his hips above her face, and slowly pulled back.
>The moment the tip of his cock was the only thing in her mouth, she gasped, and he plunged forward against- the sounds of her gagging becoming louder, more desperate.
>But the only thing that mattered to him, at that moment was release.
>Then, as he saw her slim waist, he had the idea to reciprocate- and pulled her pants, and panties, down her legs, still thrusting into her mouth.
>As soon as he tugged them down her kicking legs, he buried his face between them, driving his tongue between her wet folds, burying it into her depths, and pressing her tongue against her walls.
>Pulling his mouth back, he wrapped his lips around her pearl, and while giving it a strong suck, he lashed it with his tongue.
>As his cock left her throat, she pulled his dick from her mouth, and started gasping for air, moaning in some tempo with his tongue lashing, "S-st-" but a well-directed thrust hit its mark, and his cock was once again in the warm confines of her maw.
>Her body convulsed, and he could feel her try to gasp for air between his thrusts.
>Burying his tongue back into her folds, he could feel himself ready to cum, and so he pulled himself out of her, and leaned himself back, stoking himself over her gasping, quivvering body.
>Closing his eyes, he let out a groan, and felt himself release-
>Glistening ropes of verile ram seed streaked across her pants over her knees, her bare pussy, her clothed chest, and a bit on her chin.
>After glazing her, he shifted his hips, pushed her head back against the cusion, and pushed his cock past her lips.
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>>4926670
Animals falling asleep in Remmy's wool
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>>4926670
Marty murders Mayor Swinton (the evil one with the balloons).
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>>4926706
No, Marty IS Mayor Swinton! He has become a crossdressing master and ran for mayor as a joke, but people keep voting for him so he can't stop.
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>>4926757
Greentext it.
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>>4926685
It's just general frustration and you were the nearest person talking about it.
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#4926790
cool
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>>4926670
Mr. Stevens and Sue E. Swinton getting tipsy at her campaign office after hours and getting it on.
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/trash/ I FOUND A THING

JUST
WATCH
IT!

https://youtu.be/sWJXG2SS6AA
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>>4926424
im a moped, starved for (you)s and hopefully more available to do threadshit soon
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>>4926703

Would've been as hot as a propane-fueled hell if that were R63 Nick.
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>>4926822
cute!
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>>4926822
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>>4926821
>>4926706
>>4926692
Anons please
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>>4926822
dumb shitty useless otters
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>>4926864
Marty is Mayor Swinton and murders the evil Mayor Swinton with the help of a crack team of sleeper agents in Remmy's wool.
Greentext it.
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>>4924973
And, just in the interest of fairness
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>>4926838
>Agent Sky(e), the enigmatic partner of ZIA superstar agent Jack Savage, keeps a very separate personal life away from the office.
>Agent Sky(e) arrives home, washes off her dye with her special shampoo to restore her natural red coloring.
>Getting dressed, she picks up her phone and purse and goes to meet her brother and his (for now, if she has anything to say about it) girlfriend over at a nice diner
>Taking a seat across from her brother and his tart- I mean girlfriend, Becky Wilde smiles a nice smile and enjoys reconnecting with her formerly wayward brother.
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If BB were still here he'd show us the true path of polyamory. Cucking wouldn't stand a chance
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>>4926956
I can't believe BB is fucking dead and will never give us such magnificent be-the-bun porn ever again
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>>4926923

This looks fair to me.
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>>4926956
F
>tfw he will never ever finish Zootermission
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>>4926943
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>>4926923
>Somewhere, the squirrel's husband is setting up a fancy dinner for his wife.
>He's making sure everything's going to be perfect for their anniversary.
>Sure, she's a bit late and hasn't responded to his texts, but that gives him more time to prepare.
>He can't wait to see her happy face as she walks through the door, see's the candlelit table, and fall into his arms as they share a kiss.
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>>4926971
What's the name for the fetish of somebody being so thoroughly fucked that their eyelids aren't even

And don't tell me it's ahegao because that whole fucking thing is goofy as shit
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>>4927022
You son of a bitch I drew both of these to avoid accusation of this sort of thing, and you put it in anyway.

You monster
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>>4926889
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>>4926956
I would appreciate it a lot if contributors just told us they were done.
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>>4927045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pURJDToKA0k
>stop
>the cuck
>Stop!
>The cuck!
>stop
>the cuck
>Stop!
>The cuck!

>Can't stop the cuck!
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>>4927052
>implying this is enough to scare anyone on /trash/

>>4927076
Its sad to think that it may be that a IRL bad things has happened to him. Didn't even give us a name so unsure if there is anyways we'd ever know

F
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>>4927076
BB is having wild unprotected sex with a girl who doesn't want to leave his home because she wants wild unprotected sex.

Expect him to forget about Zootopia.
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>>4926889
>Mrs Swinton levels her pistol at Remmy, currently tied to a chair, Cormo.
>Remmy, sweating profusely, bleats angrily. "You'll never get away with this!"
>Mrs Swinton takes a swig of brandy and laughs at him. "And who's going to stop me?!"
>Marty, the Aardwolf twins and Charlie all leap out of Remmy's wool. "WOOL PATROL!"
>Swinton gasps as Marty ,dressed as a pig, karate chops the pistol out of her hoof. "Curses, foiled again by you damn wool patrol and your rugged handsomeness!"
>Marty does a bunch of flash karate moves. "You lose again Swinton, now you're coming with us back to hq!"
>Swinton laughs and slams a button on her desk, opening a secret door, she screams "Not today you dirty do gooders!" as she escapes.
>Marty spits, "Damn you Swinton, you can't escape justice forever!" he turns to his compatriots. "Okay twins, cut HQ loose."
>The twins are kissing and rubbing themselves all over a very confused Remmy.
>Charlie, licking a lolipop, is going through Swintons desk, looking for ham porn.
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>>4927112
Just like coloranon
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>>4927110
I know, but I had my chance and I took it.
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>>4927076
To be fair, I don't think there's really a concrete "I no longer produce Zootopia content" for most.

It's just a fadeout.
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>>4927107

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cY67PQFOVE
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>>4927107
>>4927145
My niggas
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oh shit bois

we on page ten

new thread when
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page 10 bois
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>>4926439
Homura as dom? it's like they didn't even watch the show.
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>>4927141
desu I'd burnout too if I had enough of a drive to regularly create content for this thread and the second I took a break or made anything else people were baying for my blood or lamenting my eternal absence

shit must be exhausting
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>>4927171

i wrote over 5k words for tt today

i'm burnt out as hell
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>>4927130
I laughed my ass off
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>>4927160
>same second
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>>4927171
oh it fucking is.
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>>4926703
>>4926943
>>4926999

>In her other life as Agent Sky(e), she's taken down madmen like Dr. Meow and dictators such as the Red Bull.
>She's been wined and dined by some of the world's most handsome and dangerous mammals.
>She's even shared a night with Jack Savage after a debriefing following an intense mission that they don't really talk about
>But for all of Agent Sky(e)'s great lauded moments, Becky Wilde has never been prouder than to just be able to see her brother be happy and confident for the first time in a long, long time.
>Becky is appreciative of Judy for what she did to bring her brother out of his standstill, and she really likes the spunky rabbit.
.
.
.
>But if only she'd stop dating her brother and standing in the way between Becky and HER brother.
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>>4927188
I recommend doing in-depth research on the topic and getting wasted
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>>4927158
>>4927160
>same fucking second
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>>4927130
Brilliant.
We no longer need any more fics or greentexts made ever.
Send it to Comic for his final recording. We did it, everyone!
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>>4927191
>>4927214
>Still 2 numbers apart
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>>4927217

oh no you dont

comic doesn't retire until he reviews my TT entry
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>>4926923
First.
>I've got something holding me up anyway.
Wonderful.

Second.
Since we've seen Calvin interact with some members of Pack Street, could there be a possible non-canon encounter between Sam & her bf and Anneke & Wolter?
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we bout to fall of the board nigs

new bread

NOW
O
W
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>>4927214
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>>4927177
>tfw your cuck greentext got you Jack Savage art
I'm printing this picture out and putting it on my fridge.
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>>4927355
>>4927355

lo, I have dubs
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>thinking about how I'm going to shitpost with you guys over the fall holidays
>only now realize I'll be using dorm wifi starting tomorrow
>dont want anyone to know my power level, so stick to """sfw""" boards and have a strict no porn policy (this is one of those times where saving porn [to a flashdrive that's removed and locked away/hidden when not in use, dependent on if I'm in the room] works out, especially when you're a furfag and no one knows irl)
>no /ztg/ until december
Well either I lose my home or I have to show that I've lost my innocence.
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>>4927374
>not using a proxy
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hey guys fanart here

i'm drunk and arting but i need your help to get inspired. post me some synthwave!
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>>4927363
Are we using this thread now?
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>>4927425
We're using your mom now.
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>>4927166
Yeah she liked being tied up by Mami's ribbons too much to be a dom.
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>>4927405
http://midwestcollective.bandcamp.com/album/odyssey

I got u
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>>4927374

>not organizing your desk layout so your back's to a wall
>not making it a habit to lock your computer every time you leave
>not using a keylogger to gain access to your roommates' computer and finding out what sort of porn they view, just so you can throw it in their face if it comes to that
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>>4926790
Same, hoping for the day people ignore the cuckscreaming shitposters so it can finally die.
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>>4926690
>She coughed, and weezed when his seed went down the wrong tube, but she kept swallowing.
>After the last surge of cum left him, he let out a breath he didn't know he was holding, and sat down beside her gasping, strewn body.
>She didn't cry, or groan, or speak- she just layed there, and breathed.
>He just sat there, and took in his actions- the rush of endorphins muddling what grimm dread he felt for his actions.
>He felt, almost, numb.
>Looking down at her, he knew he should feel guilt at his actions, but the feeling itself was distant.
>Laying a hand on her, in an attempt to try and comfort her, she latched onto it, and held it to her chest, still emptily staring forward.
>Some time later, he was holding her in his arms, as she rested her head against his chest-
>Neither having spoken a word.
>She fell asleep first, and him soon after.
>It was early in the following morning when he awoke, on his couch, to the visage of Charlie.
>Streaks down her face where tears had trailed, and streaks down her lips, chin, and neck where his cum had trailed-
>Bloodshot eyes, and a stoic, emotionless face, staring at him, waiting for him to wake.
>Her voice was hoarse and shaky, but soft, "You were my first, you know,"

halp, the pasture is onfire
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>>4927459
>roommate
It's not the idiots that I dorm with that I worry about
It's the college itself
Roommates are easy to deal with, just lock the computer to the desk, win+l on a whim, lock everything, request to move to an empty dorm after niggers mandatorily get themselves kicked out because niggers gonna nig
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>>4927555
>cucked out of quality threads by cuck posters
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>>4927566
>thinking the university gives a fuck about your porn
>not realizing you're just a cash cow
You're not in highschool anymore Dorothy
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>>4926943
yes, pls, more becky wilde disliking judy for reasons that aren't incest-related
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Hey thread, give me an animal pun on Resident, Evil, or Nemesis.

I need it for a Zootoop comic thing.
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>>4926703
Oh hey, is that some OC? Kudos.

To offer some criticism, the bump on her snout and the dots representing the whiskers seem like male signifiers to me.
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>>4927615
>Resident, Evil, [sic] or Nemesis
Racoonfag City
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>>4927563
Remmy ya dingus
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Movie night still going!

Superbad is done, up next is Spaceballs and after that Zootopia.

the movie will start in 10 minutes

Grab a drink and come watch a movie!

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc
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>>4927615
Resident Beaver 3: Dentist
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>>4927615
Don't know about Resident evil itself but you've already got Trash-panda city to work with.
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>>4927566
They don't really give a shit? Unless you're going to a theological seminary or something.
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>>4927611
Well... I mean.... it doesn't have to be NOT incest-related...

...Fine. Becky hates Judy because despite Becky-as-Sky(e) being one of the world's most beautiful and deadly spies, Becky just wants to fuck her brother, but he's happy dating his bunny gf, and Sky(e) can't kill the bunny because that would make her brother fall into a depression and she couldn't do that to him, and she already asked for authorization but the higher-ups denied her request to terminate an innocent civilian.

...Kay maybe not that last part, but you get the gist.
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>>4927681
I dont think its a good idea to hang around in a thread of furries that praise incest and "Nick is a pedo" on someone elses's internet
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>>4927761
But he's found a safe and legal way to indulge without hurting anyone.
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>>4925900
>bun will never bring you delicious chicken sandwich
Sounds like a promising business idea.
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>>4926757
How does he do it?
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>>4928022
>Marty shamelessly shilling himself form Al's shoulder
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>>4927859
someone should rewrite (At Least )Hell is Warm( and Full of Sinners), but better, and with Cotton Hopps instead of Emma Hopps, and less Nick in denial
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>>4928022
Scarecrow cleverly dressed up as a pig and a prerecorded speech, easy peasy.
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>>4928103
But that's ACTUAL pedophilia, anon.
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>>4928137
WHERE IS HE?
WHERE'S SCARECROW?!
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>>4928022
Aardwolves are the best part of this comic.
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>>4928140
kay :V
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>>4928169
Its the pig, duh! Worlds greatest detective my ass...
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>>4928190
Wolter likes 'em thick.
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>>4928022
Marty knows books
Good with books
Great Bookkeeper
Does taxes well, and can find loopholes
Al knows Marty's secret
Al extorts Marty to do his taxes every year
Marty obliges because fuck prison
Marty's secret?
Marty is actually two individuals pretending to be one as a tax dodge
Swinton started out as a joke but then had gone too far (gone sexual), so Marty takes this newfound ability to cover his tracks from the inside
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>>4928190
Aardwolves need more love, they're so cute!
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Little pig, little pig, let me come in(side).
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>>4927035
Mindbreak maybe? But perhaps it has some nuances in its japanese sense that I don't know of.
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and this is my response in glorious webm format
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>>4927563
I'm sad now.
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>>4928268
>Marty is actually two individuals pretending to be one as a tax dodge
Wasn't this the entire premise of Remmy and Femmy?
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>>4928268
>Marty is busted
>Martina just fucking disappears
>The Pack Street Redemption
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>>4928280
Do you think Anneke dabbed some on her fingers and started masturbating; imagining that it was Remmy's lips wrapped around her clit?
How long do you think it would be until she started to feel the sting of firefly sauce on her vagina and started to regret the whole idea?
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>>4928447
Possibly
About .2 seconds
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>>4928447
Probably instantaneously. I once was cutting really spicy peppers and scratched my bag. A few seconds later.. it had gotten through my pants, boxers and was scorching my balls. That's probably when Rex decides its best to leave.
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>>4928505
not so bad, go piss of a tarantula hawk
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>>4928609
S T O R Y T I M E N O W
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>>4928644
You die for 5 minutes then you get a red bump that itches a little
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>>4923975
Technical difficulty did not dictate when they would and wouldn't use weather. It was a creative decision. The optimizations to the Hyperion render engine they use at Disney for fur rendering were more than enough to add any rainy scenes they wanted.
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>>4926242
>Being a fetish that requires some pain to be had

Wrong.
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>>4927563
>His eyes and chest were heavy with sorrow, and he felt a lump in his throat as he opened his mouth to speak.
>But her eyes, unwavering, almost unstaring, held his own, as she continued to speak, "And you hurt me,"
>Both of their eyes closed tight, and her body shook with a sob, as he reached forward to hold her.
>Burying his face in her neck, he croaked out the muffled words "I'm sorry," sniffling as his tears wet her fur.
>She had no more tears, and just held on to him.
>Pushing herself away, his grasp crumbled easily, she spoke, "I can never forgive you, Remmy,"
>And he nodded, his eyes squeezing shut as he tried to look at her.
>She placed a paw on his cheek, and continued, "But I will give you the chance to make it up to me,"
>And he nodded again, sniffling, his watery eyes blinking away tears as he focused on her.
>Leaning into him, her warms wrapped around his back and chest, and she gave him a weak hug.
>Holding onto her, he pressed his lips to her head, and spoke hoarsely, "I'll never hurt you again, I promise."
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>>4929191
Cap this whole thing for the new thread; this one's on it's last legs!
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>>4929709
Awesome!

But this thread's almost dead.
Think you can post it on the new one? >>4927363
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>>4923878
>You have no sudden rains when there is a tragic scene.
does it even get cloudy at any point
the only "weather" was just fog from high humidity in the rainforest district, and the "rain" was just sprinklers
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>>4928376
I dunno, if there was something about tax dodging, it was probably me that suggested it
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imma chill out here while train guy is spamming
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>>4930354
What's up with that? The spam happens like every single night, but with different shit each time. Yesterday it was Moana, the night before was Spidey.
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>>4930391
i dunno really, guessing it's the same guy.

bit sad he goes through all the trouble and it's not like there is a bunch of people at this time anyway.

the need for attention is hard.
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>>4930441
He's someone from the threads. He does it to get attention.
Once while he was spamming, he accidentally posted a Zootopia image.
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>>4930497
well that's a given, still sad to see someone so desperate for a (you)
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>>4930391
>>4930497
>>4930514
Man, that's some actual disorder shit.
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>>4930562
specially because he's fully blocked by a single line
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So Zootopia is coming to Netflix in September already. Good sign, bad? I suppose popular movies rake in most of their their PPV / disc sales within the first month of home release.
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>>4930620
Where does all that gobbledegook go? just looks like a bunch of random letters and symbols with no rhyme or reason to me. You typing in tongues? Can mammals do that? Type in tongues?
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>>4930665
just install 4chanX
click the wrench on the top right corner
click on filter
click the drop down to comment
and remove the #
he gets instantly filtered..
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>>4930562
Guy needs to kill himself
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>>4930698
>install 4chanX
What?
>all the rest of that
...What?
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>>4930727
>4chanX
https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x
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>>4930698
The filtering on 4chanX must be nice, but I honestly felt like pretty much everything else about it was worse when I tried it.
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>>4930749
Doesn't really tell me what or how to install. Eh, the spam doesn't bother me that much. It's like the kid that throws a tantrum in the department store.
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>>4930562
>that's some actual disorder shit
It can't surpass The Philmarillion
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>>4930781
guess so, i just found it useful.
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>>4930843
I'm sure someone smarter than me could make it work for them, but I have about as much knowledge about extensions and codes as my long dead great grandparents.

The amount of hand-holding I would need to just install the thing, let alone trying to filter one guy spamming a thread is ridiculous.
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>>4930665
>e
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>>4928681
fucking mongoloids thinks i'm the same fucking person, idiots, there are more than ONE spammer, so chill out fucking degenerate cunts....
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>>4931006
you post that shit, ASK WHY.
i fucking hate /trash/ in general, but you people are special...
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>>4929230
>o her head, and spoke hoarsely, "I'll never hurt you again, I promise."
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