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Zootopia Thread: Reminder that Foxes aren't real Edition

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>Thematic Thursdays
Current Theme: Rainy Day (Submissions due 4/8/16)
Previous Theme: /fit/ Zootopia
More information: derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
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First for Sky
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SHILL, SHILL, SHILL.
MY CORE PROGRAMMING DICTATES I MUST SHILL.

http://pastebin.com/9QY6Vfk3

Reunions: Al's past catches up to him when V unexpectedly shows up on pack street.

(...No one's even ever commented they've read this...)
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>>4369296
>Iji covered the toe beans
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Continuing lewd posting from last thread
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Piefox incoming.
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>>4369450
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>>4369500
Does anyone know who this artist is?
>they didn't sign
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>>4369533

anon, these pictures are fucking ancient.
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>>4369452
>people unironically like gideon grey
How? He's unlovable.
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>>4369533
If nobody objects, I'll just keep posting until the thread picks up
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>>4369540
I'll take a pitcher of kompot
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>>4369540
You, uh, haven't gotten fucked on this counter too, have you?
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>>4369540
You know, I didn't really understand why so many anons saw Rex as cute in his prior pics, but I think this one really sells me on the idea.

He looks so adorable behind that counter.
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>>4369450
Judy! What have we told you about selling soiled carrots!? At least bump up the price!

>>4369540
I'll take the special. Wait... is this why Rex is always late? He's been suckered into covering for femweavalope?!
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>>4369540
I want to cuddle the burga badger
even if he's greasy
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>>4369583
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>>4369259
I'm so glad Nick diving into the snow was a thing.
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>>4369601

That's how he got hired by the owner of this particular coffee shop.
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YA'LL NIGGAS READY FOR MO' INTER-SCHMINTER?!

good.
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>>4369540
Can i use your bathroom?
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>>4369533
e621 says it's from "smitty g"
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>>4369580
Some of us just like big, cuddly, chubby foxes.

I often find myself flipping between my preference for Nick and him (with Judy sometimes too).

I'm a very confused individual.
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>>4369627
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>>4369651
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>>4369601
I'm sure he cleaned up after himself... eventualy.
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>>4369651
yeh
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>>4369670
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>>4368982

>To no avail, the kid just mumbles and grumbles despite Clawhauser's best attempts to humor him
>His partner is finished with the paperwork after a short while, motioning Ben to get back in the cruiser - Clawhauser is notorious for making friends with everyone on assignments and patrols to the point of some elderly ladies waiting on the benches with hot tea and kids trailing him whenever he went

>Puzzled by the fact his usual tricks didn't work, Clawhauser is puzzled and concerned as young wolf's reaction keeps bugging throughout that and the entire next day
>Thursdays, Fridays and weeknds are the days he usually volunteers in the youth center after work
>He decides to skip one day and heads to Pack St this time

>Pup is as brash and cold as ever
>Clawhauser keeps trying - he'd sits beside him and tell him stories from his childhood, his work, amusing incident from both the desk and field jobs, showing him funny apps and videos on his phone and whatnot
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>>4369694
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>>4369670
I'm gonna want an isolated pic of Nick in that bottom-left corner.
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>>4369694
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>>4369716
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Here's an idea for you cyberpunk lovers
>Zootopia 2158
>it hasnt rained in almost a century thanks to localized climate control
>system gets shut down for maintenance
>it rains on all the cyberpunked people causing shenanigans, shocks, and mayhem
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>>4369665
So it's purely based on physical taste. Well I guess if you have a fetish for that, I get it. He's still unlovable.
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>>4369651
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>>4369727
next part coming soon.

If you need a refresher on the story so far, every page can be found HEEEEEEEEERE
http://spintherella.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=%2F&q=inter+schminter
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>>4369735

OH, I KNOW WHAT THIS REMINDS ME OF

that scene in transistor where you can pick rain or snow with the console

when everything changes, nothing changes
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>>4369752
are they gonna fuuuuug? :D
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>>4369752
Yes, thank you my brotha
Have a happy fox
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>>4369793
Nope.
Nick is going to get cuck'd
Judy too, probably
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>>4369694
>nick an heros
F
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Gimmie a idea for a short skye greentext.
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>>4369819
Now I really want to see Nick making that face
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>>4369823
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Well, anons?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10843198
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>>4369823
>Nick is attempting to court someone
>Judy is trying to court someone else
>Both their dates dump them to fuck someone else on the same day right to their face
>They both run into each other at the bar trying to numb the pain


>They don't actually hook up fuck you
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>>4369845

>Sky finds someone in her band of globe-trotting adventurers has been adding an "e" to every written utterance of her name and becomes exceedingly pissed
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>>4369866
This poll is unfair. You need a third option so you can see just how many people don't give a shit.
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>>4369866
>asking the illiterate to imagine an extra letter where it doesn't exist
might as well post a strawpoll how old is the earth in creationist's forum
the text is here, what are you trying to achieve?
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>>4369845
Jack arrives at Sky's shop, he wrecked his assigned car, again, and the seats are flooded by the oil trap system malfunction.
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man i'm having trouble with the lighting with this one guys. i think i'm just getting too hung up by the lighting on the movie poster itself
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>>4369845
Skye dies and 20 years down the line is replaced by Sky, everyone is sad. The end.
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>>4369883
I propos a simpl solution to this problm that kps shitting up th thrad;
W remov from th alphabt
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>>4369540
So is Weaver running VR's shop?
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>>4369712

>This goes on for a couple of weeks until the pup finally breaks his habit of mumbling in response by asking if he wants to "grab bugburga one day.. or sumthin"
>Clawhauser is overjoyed

>Over a cup of soda and a double XXL bugburga they have a heart to heart, Al in an outpour spilling what's been bothering him, his fight with V, how pred and prey aren't supposed to get along and how Al's birthday is coming up in two weeks

>Two weeks later, Clawhauser comes in with a gaming console
>This is the last straw - he and Al become best buds
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>>4369895
So, she ends up covered in oil?
That's pretty hot
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>>4369906
is that? is that based on a Frazetta painting with Clint Eastwood?
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>>4369893
If the majority of people here are idiots why not join the euphoric intellectuals on reddit
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>>4369922
>remov
you fuckd up
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>>4369906
ah shit negro, this is awesome
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>>4369891

okay fine jeez

http://www.strawpoll.me/10851605
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>>4369926
Dunno. VRBit abandoned it to run a comedy club out of a cardboard box.
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>>4369930
>>4369895
...And then Jack walks in on her changing into something less ruined...
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>>4369949
no, it's that you're trying to force a vote on something that has already been settled by Byron himself. When he drew the picture. Why not strawpoll if 2+2 is 4 while you're at it?
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>just finished writing a "first time" style smut fic
>just now realized after my first proofread they never kissed during

FUCK
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>>4369979
he's also bathed in oil
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>>4369993
YOU FUCKED UP
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>>4369988

and what did lord byron say?
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>>4369979
The only question remaining is:
What kind of oil?
Clean, mostly clear, slightly yellow tinted oil?
Or dirty, black, greasy oil?
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>>4370007
he said you can't fucking read
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>>4369993
ANON PLZ
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>>4369948
nah it's based off the streets of fire movie poster
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>>4369895
>>4369930
>>4369979

I feel tempted... So tempted.
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>>4369845
Skye test running some souped up car she's been working on? Wacky gadgets ahoy.
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>>4370018

The latter, obviously. Only the finest oil slick for a super secret spy car.
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>>4370018

Gotta be clear.

And Jack has to walk in while she's bending over so he sees EVERYTHING
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>>4370018
avocado oil

SEX WITH AVOCADO SEX WITH AVOCADO SEX WITH AVOCADO SEX WITH AVOCADO
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>>4369993
God fucking damn it anon

you had one job
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Pose and outfit done with respect to Alec's fabulous work in the field of Bondage Arts.

>Canidae wore a shock collar in her youth. Long story for another day. She is terrified of collars like Nick is of muzzles.
>Gazelle eases her into enjoying a collar, replacing fear and bad memories with the comfort and love and attention from her.
>Gentle touches and pleasure toys override any fear.
>This process of carnal acclimation goes too far.
>Soon the city councilwoman can't help but bring the collar with her in her purse, fantasize about it while she's at work...
>When things get too stressful, she bites her lip, wiggles her hips, and wears it while working alone in her office.
>'Just... just this once...' She thinks.
>After that it's a slippery slope.
>Orgasm is only ever a nudge away when she wears the collar.
>It's all she can do to get through the day so she can have some privacy.
>So she can get a quiet moment to put on her collar, feel that tight band around her neck, imagine her lover's arms caressing her, telling her what a "good girl" she is... The feeling of being loved and comforted...
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>>4370018
I thought black oil was standard, but yellow oil mmmmm mmm
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>>4370002
>>4370020
I WAS SO FOCUSED ON THE SEX

It's fine, I can totally fix this. Maybe ready by tonight? I dunno. Tomorrow definitely,don't know about tonight. There's plenty of places I can add in a kissing paragraph.
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>>4370060

>...Jack.
>...Yes, Skye?
>Your oil trap is full of Avocado oil.
>Yes? I thought you could put any oil in.
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>>4369928
gotta go, can't finish my joke comfy today. thanks for reading, take it easy.
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>>4370027
go for it anon, what's the worst that could happen?
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>>4370007
>>4370019
Made me laugh.
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>>4369433
Oh hey, we were hunting for the author of those Nick and Jack sketches the other day. I found out, it's http://twitter.com/lenmue0 and he has a lot more Zootopia material.
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>>4370092
I WANT THIS SHIT TO BE LEWD AS HELL, YET ALSO SWEET ENOUGH TO GIVE ME DIABETES ANON, THIS IS YOUR ONE CHANCE TO SHINE
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>>4370027
>>4370128

I'M GONNA DO IT.

...This'll take a while.
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>>4370086
>it's a BDSM episode featuring Betty and Remmy
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>>4370086
Slam the lamb
Do it senpai
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>>4369426
>(...No one's even ever commented they've read this...)

People totally have ya dingus
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>>4370060
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>>4370172
Godspeed, anon.
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>>4370172

Just remember, anon...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xSaupsPnA4&t=4s
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>>4370184
oops you forgot about word filters
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>>4370166
It's not like....porno lewd? Probably closer to R-rated movie lewd.
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>>4370233
Yep. Silly me.
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WHAT NOW
WHAT NOW
FUCK OFF YOU RETARDED COCK LOVING DICK SUCKERS
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whatd i miss
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Alright, 2/2. Good night thread.
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>>4370351
DELETE IT AND FIX IT, BYRON CALLS YOU A FUCKING RETARD >>4370349
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>>4370254
so you just need to sweeten it up with kisses, can't be that hard anon, you can do it
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>>4370351
>>4370349
you dun goofed
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>$ vs Z stu.jpg
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>>4370351
>filename
>shirt

KK, you saucy dog.
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>>4370349

>"Patty" Sky.

Nice ring to it.
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>>4370349
GOD HAS SPOKEN
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>>4370355
fucked up the size

>>4370349
pfffffffffhahahahaha
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Guys, I just got home from work, I'm sunburnt to the point of shivers and mild nausea, my neck still hurts from falling on it on a trampoline a week and a half ago, and I have a ton of shit to do tomorrow because I'm moving in a few days. Please post comf to comfort me, since I have no sweet bun to rub aloe vera on me and gently massage my neck with her soft, fluffy, tender paws at the end of a long day.
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>>4370160
Shyeeet, thanks dude. Will go through this later. Here, have a bun.
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>>4370349
I'me addinge e's toe everythinge nowe.e
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Before i edit my in-progress greentext, show me the URL to byron saying this and i'll believe you.
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>>4370349
DESPERATE
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>>4370413
a fucking leaf
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Getting hyped for Nick dressed as the postal dude
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>>4370349
>Jack's LOVING mechanic
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>>4370431
leafe?e
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>>4370431
We need a leader that will be firmer with Russia, China, and Canada
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>>4370349
>Jack's loving mechanic
INTERSPECIES ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS FUCKING
CONFIRMED
O
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F
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>>4370471
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>>4370460
Russiae, Chinae, and Canadae
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>>4370426
Yeah I'm not seeing any matching tweet for July 27th either.
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>>4370426
>>4370511
Rused
u
s
e
d
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>>4370441
source?
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>>4370426
>see Bolt's squeaky carrot

Huh.. never realized that. Wonder if the connection was intentional.

Did Byron know he was going to make this movie all along and dropped hints on past films?

Any Zootopia hints in Tangled?
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>>4370525
Checking validity and posting proof that it's false is called getting rused?

Okay.
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>>4370538
>Any Zootopia hints in Tangled?

Maximus's facial rig served as the basis for all the ungulate characters in the film.
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>>4370349
>loving mechanic
I don't think anyone ever had a relationship with a mechanic that could be described as "loving"...
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>Skye cursed like a mechanic as she stormed off to her room, leaving a befuddled jackrabbit in her wake. And as mechnics usually swore while in a LOT of pain from dropping tools to getting tails caught in moving parts, it was quite the blue streak.
>Jack Savage, super-spy, was the best operative the agency had. Unfortunately, he was also something of an idiot savant: He excelled at his job, but just about everything else he managed to screw up.
>This, apparently, included routine maintenance of his vehicle. When she was called in as his partner and support to help unfuck the thing, it turned out he'd had, somehow, installed the oil-slick-deployment device upside down, and when she tested it, it sprayed up all over her and the front half of the car.
>She grumbled as she practically slid out of her clothes, shuddering at feeling so... Wet, in a dirty kind of way. It wasn't regular old engine oil... She was covered in an agency special, thin and transparent with a light yellow tinge that matched her fur, a non-irritant to whatever mammals might come across it. After all, if they were going to leave it in the streets, they had to make sure no cubs got sick rolling around in it.
>She kicked aside her soaked overalls, and was reaching for a clean pair that had gotten knocked to the floor when she heard it.
>"So, Skye, did you w- Whoa!"
>She whipped her head around. There, standing in the doorway, was Jack. What-
(1/2)
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>>4370351
lel you got BTFO by Byron
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>>4370349
>loving mechanic
>She chews him out for damaging his equipment in the field
>It looks like she cares more about his gadgets than him
>It's just a cover
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Judy farts in front of Nick: does she say 'excuse me' or giggle?
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>>4370720
She Dutch ovens him.
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>>4370720
Jack swoops through the window and cucks Nick
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>>4370349
>didnt edit in the buttons for personal tweets
cmon
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>>4370404
https://youtu.be/S4goJID2X9U
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>>4370704
>>It looks like she cares more about his gadgets than him

Every trick pen she makes for him has a secondary vibrate function.
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>>4370720
>"Oops" *giggle*
>"Jeeze, did they never teach you bunnies manners in that cave system you call a home?"
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>>4370720

She does it in public around others and pretends like nothing happens so everyone naturally blames Nick.
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>>4370720
She would probably just stay quiet and blush. And if Nick were to say anything about it, she would be quick to shut him down
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>>4370733
forgot pic
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>>4370409
One dose of comf coming right up.
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>>4370643
>Next to the door was a full-sized mirror. Normally, she used it to make sure she wasn't wearing anything TOO stained when she was going out. But now...
>She saw herself, bent over provocatively, ass pointed at her partner as she froze at the sound of his voice. The special oil had run down her fur, trailing over her pussy.
>She looked like she was absolutely, unbearably soaking wet. She looked like she was in heat and offering herself to the rabbit.
>She was only frozen for a few seconds more before her indignation overcame her shock and mortification, standing up and swinging her tail around to cover herself up with. Unfortunately, it looked more like a sultry tease then anything.
>She found herself regretting the fact that the transparent oil resembled lube more then anything else.
>"Out! Goddamnit, Jack, get out of here RIGHT NOW or I'm- I'll lock you in your own fucking trunk!" she threatened, scooping up the first thing she came across- Her soaked overalls, as it turned out- And throwing them at him.
>The jackrabbit retreated, and she slowly slumped down, sitting on the floor. Goddamnit...
>She wished it was easier to get mad at him. But it was an innocent mistake, and the look on his face had practically broadcasted that fact.
Cursing cute idiots, and everything about them, she stiffly marched over to her shower. It was going to be a long one.
>A long, cold shower.
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>>4370758
>she would be quick to shut him down
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>>4370349
>>4370760

But those aren't on his twitter.
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>>4370569
No not you, my bad on that.
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>>4370798
original post is bait
second is a traditional "not so fast, two can play at this game"
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>>4370813

Those are both very funny expressions.
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>>4370753
>>"Oops" *giggle*
>>"Jeeze, did they never teach you bunnies manners in that cave system you call a home?"

You're the winner! That's going in a fic I'm writing.

Runner-up was getting it blamed on Nick.

Funniest was the Jack Savage post.
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>>4370774
>>4370643

and capped, for no particular reason.

...I feel like I fucked this up somehow.
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>>4370833
Just find that artist and break his tablet
How the fuck do you manage to draw Nick's face as if Stitch had a baby with one of those Alpha & Omega wolves
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>>4370774
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>>4370795
source?
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>>4370813
>Nick takes a deep breath, now or never he thought. "I l...lo...l-like potato salad."
>Judy contorts with disgust "Fucking gross Nick."
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>>4370812
Ah, gotcha. It's cool.
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>>4370871

is this... good?
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>>4370760
>>4370349

the best part of both is @skyquestioner isn't a real account nor could you actually search for it with the provided tags

bait and fake bait aren't even good baits
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Pastebin Anon here.
Any new fics?
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>>4370875
Sorry mate, no idea. Google and the archive return nothing either. Maybe someone who can read zerg can decypher that little signature.
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>>4370950
There's all the Thematic Thursday submissions from last week.
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>>4370813
I love this so much!
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>>4370905
Yes.

>no pics on phone lol
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>>4370950

did you see the 'reuninons' thing shilled at top of thread?
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>>4370973
I got em in the Paste. I linked to the master TT paste.
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the linetester at my school fucking sucks, it constantly bungles the lighting settings so sorry for the blurryness

gonna try to reink the frames in toon boom, dunno if toon boom can open pencil test pro files though
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>>4370950
Well I have one in the works.
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>>4370852
I thought this was vore from the thumbnail and got my hopes up
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>>4370955
OK thanks
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>>4370988
Added

>>4371008
Great!
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>>4370950
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7555468/chapters/17184511
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I think this is the most disgustingly cute zootopia I have.
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>>4370950

I mean, I wrote some small stuff for the thread (a ~1000 word one-off), is that worth including?
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>>4370950
It might be worthwhile to start encouraging people to start posting all their shit on AO3 and have a collection on there of /trash/-written fics.
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>>4371040
>Soiled it
Welp, time to throw out and get a new hoodie.
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>>4371047
Yep, its worth adding. Only things I dont add are fics universally panned by the entire thread. Which has only happened once.

>>4371037
Added!

>>4371091
Thats actually a good idea.

>>4371040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGBSdYGA9II
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>>4370950
>you are Pastebin Anon
>Keeper of the Texts, Archiver of the Greens, Librarian of Clan Zoot
>every day you do your job loyally (to yourself)
>cuck fics, Thematic Thursday submissions, greens about Judy eating as many hot dogs as he can in front of Nick, if it is written, you aim to preserve it
>but one day /ztg/ dries up, real life gets in the way, or you walk in on your gf getting fucked by Jack Savage, cucker extraordinaire
>you miss texts
>but you go back to work, and search archives for tales that would be lost
>eventually you grow old and die but your legacy remains
>until pastebin goes under or the internet is banned by the New Kike Order
>life moves on, the thread forgotten, all members dead, lost in time like farts in the wind
>but Zootopia and little bits of the fandom live on, until the heat death of the universe
>for the universe started to go into heat but Jack cucked humanity by not fucking the universe so it died and everything stopped existing
>ayy lmaos watch from another dimension laughing until Jack cucks them
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>>4371146
>someone just wrote a minific about me
Aww... how sweet.

Also with the new comic soon, I have a feeling we'll be here awhile. And so will I (unless I randomly die or something)
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>>4370950
It's memorial day and Nick pays a sad visit to his sisters tombstone
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>>4371126
I'm a little curious, which fic got panned?
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>>4370774

>After a long, /long/ shower, she stepped out into the main area. New clothes, tail fluffed... Everything was fine. Normal.
>Jack, of course, was waiting for her, looking up from his phone. "Skye! I am SO SORRY, I just wanted to come apologize, and--"
>She walked right over, placing her paw on his lips and making him stop as he crossed his eyes to stare at it.
>"Save it, Jack. I know- I know it was an accident. Let's just get back to work, okay? Let's not talk about it." she asked, silently praying he'd go back to being an unobservant moron as usual during his off hours.
>"Okay, okay... I promise," he agreed immediately, looking relieved that she wasn't too mad at him.
>As she moved past him, bending down to hoist her toolkit from the ground, she heard him blurt something out behind her.
>"N-not that I'm not talking about it because it bad! It was good! You looked so h- Pretty!" Jack suddenly said behind her, obviously doing his best not to hurt her feelings.
>She stiffened up, giving a light sigh. "...Jack?"
>"...Yes?"
>"...You're paying for my lunch this week."
>As she got back to work, ignoring the fervent apologies of the rabbit who somehow got his lucky foot constantly stuck in his own mouth, she pretended not to notice the sway in her tail and the spring in her step she had for the rest of the day.
>It wasn't often a girl got covered in oil and still called 'pretty', after all...

3/2, END.

I am not a greentexter.
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>>4371244
Some scat fic using Bernielover's Becca character.

It's as bad as it sounds.
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>>4371235
>"I'm sorry I couldn't be there for you..."
>"I'm sorry, Skye"
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>>4371270
Oh god; yeah, that makes sense.
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>>4371126

In that case, I've got two.

http://pastebin.com/ArJTRVyu - Fruit Salad - Judy has agreed to make dinner for her first date with Nick. Unfortunately for everyone involved, Judy can't cook.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11913771/1/A-Day-Like-Any-Other - A Day Like Any Other - Nick and Judy go on a routine patrol, and it's not long before everything has gone wrong. The rather stock summary is the only thing I can give without spoiling stuff.

Also, any tips for getting things to you other than right now? I've got three chapters for a new fic sitting in my notebook that I have to transcribe before I can publish them.

Finally, thanks for the work you do, I'm sure the folks around here all appreciate it.
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>>4371235
You mean he shows up to celebrate her birthday, gets all dressed up too
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so... Jack Savage and Sky confirmed Edward Elric and Winry Rockbell?
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>>4371361
>"I am dressed up, you see any grease on these coveralls?"
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>>4370087
Looks pretty good.

I like the dichotomy between the frills and the dom outfit. The light and the dark.
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Here's the raboot
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Just a little repost for the late night crowd.

But on that note, what sort of martial arts do you think exist in Zootopia?
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>>4371442

11/10
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>>4371442
You a Disney animator?
Looks like it came straight from the movie
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What's a cute animal pun for Chinese food? I already used Melesian for Malaysian.
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>>4371452
There's definitely some sort of esoteric style that involves giraffes fighting with their neck.
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>>4371356
Added both, basically keep shilling it and eventually I'll see it and announce my presence.
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>>4371452
Ewejitsu
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>>4371442
Here's a knot for those who are into that sort of thing
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>>4371496
i'd wear that hat
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>>4371484
Burmese?
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>>4371496

OH GOD I CAME IMMEDIATELY
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>>4371496
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>>4371530
Burmese means comes from Burma, the old name for Myanmar. It's not an animal pun, that's just where Burmese cats (supposedly?) come from.
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>>4371496
9 / 10

Absolutely disgusting
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So do you think that Judy'd need liquid courage before jumping Nick's bones, or do you think she'd do it dead sober but very horny?
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>>4371484
Chinchillese.
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Hey thread, I wrote a thing.

http://pastebin.com/raeeceGs - Nick's graduation, from his mother's perspective.
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>>4371605
horny, Nick's the one who needs a drink, she tries to get him drunk, only for her end up drunk, so she wakes up tucked in her bed with a note from Nick telling her to take the aspirin for tomorrow's hangover
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>>4370950
Hey, if you're still updating, maybe add thse links for the non-fic section:

Ozzy T-Shirt Gallery
http://imgur.com/a/P2JSs

Mistakes Into Miracles Gallery
http://imgur.com/a/yEfrV
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>>4371484
I'll try to think of something, give me some time to come up with suggestions
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>>4371612
I like that.
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Ocean's Eleven just finished, up next we have Now You See Me and after that, as always, Zootopia.

The movie will begin in 10 minutes.

Get comfy and watch some movies, anon!

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ahWHm5W4Umh
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ahWHm5W4Umh
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ahWHm5W4Umh
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>>4371695
Added!
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>>4371496
Oh no! Here comes Jack "Cuckiest" Savage!
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>>4371484
Not that many options I don't think, at least not for the term "Chinese food".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_by_common_name#C
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>>4371837

but anon, what about skye
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>>4371874
sky* :^)
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New art fresh off the presses.

Its nice!
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>>4371807
Hey the website works on mobile too, but how do you chat?
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>>4371874
There is no fox sticker
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>>4371889
They have an app if you wanna chat and watch
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>>4371484
Takin and Panda are the only Chinese mammals I can really find

So names for China:
Takina (Takin + China) (Tah-Kine-a) (Kin as in Kind, not Kindle)
Pandhai (Panda + Shanghai)
I cant really think of anything else that isnt blatantly forced
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>>4371882
>Tits
HERESY
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>>4371882
This seems out of character
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Howdy thread, I'm bored again and ready to write. Any cute, fluffy, SFW story requests?
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>>4371839
It has to be Chinese so I can properly channel my love of blackbean sauce into the story. Good thing >>4371612 came up with Chinchillese, though I also found out that blackbean sauce is used in the cuisine of quite a few countries!
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>>4371889
do belive you need the app if you are on mobile
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>>4371917
NO
JUDY HAS ITTY BITTY RABBIT TITTIES
STOP SAYING OTHERWISE
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>>4371933

write some sky(e)

you can throw in a little jack savage too
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>>4371911
Ah okay thank you policeman
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>give up on relationships because your's will never be as comfy as WildeHopps.

I can't tell if this makes me happy or sad.
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>>4371882
>lazy sloth
RACIST
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>>4371944
JUDY'S.

SAD.

TITS.
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>>4371944
that is the absolute maximum bun boob size i will tolerate, anything larger clearly contradicts canon. I appreciate the overall lack of low-quality porn strapping giant tits to Judy
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>>4371975
BIG
MEATY
PAWS

>>4371976
Agreed.
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>>4371963
WildeHopps as lovers makes me uncomfy, but WildeHopps as buddy cops gets me to comf nirvana
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>>4371992
WET
LEATHER
HANDBAGS
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>>4371933
Judy and Nick having a lazy breakfast before heading into work?
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>>4371953

Error. Prompt too broad.

Please insert more.

>>4372013

On the way!
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>>4372005
What about WildeHopps as platonic sleep buddies?
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What drugs are Nick's favorite?
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>>4372031
Them leaning on each other's back while napping is fine
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>>4372029

i dunno. i mean, i already wrote my prompt up there for them...
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>>4371837
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>>4372029
>Smooth bumpless crotch
Pizza colts not even a colt! I want my moneyshot back!
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>>4371976
But I worked so hard on this
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>>4372005
Same here. Cop buddy bffs ftw
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>>4372046
He isn't the type to take drugs
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>>4369750
dat boi
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>>4372067

There are multiple Sky prompts up there, Anon. Could you point out which one?

I'm an unashamed Sky fan, so I'm happy to write it.
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>>4372062
What about this?
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>>4372140
that is comfy as fuck and anything but platonic
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>>4371452
And the followup, for completeness' sake
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>>4372131

oh, i mean.

i dont have a prompt, cause the prompt i DID have i wrote myself

i wrote the greentext about her being covered in slickness and accidentally baring herself for Savage.
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>>4372161
Okay, this?
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>>4372162
She is still adorable.
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>>4372046
The only thing Nick gets high on is life.


But also the occasional joint.
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>>4372171

...oh

I'll try to write something anyway.
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>>4372188
If his arm wasn't on her then yes
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>>4372194
>foxes
>not always having blueberry cough syrup in their fridges to drink
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>>4372216
>no "cuck"
0/10
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>>4372209
What about this one, then?
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>>4372242
Still too intimate
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>>4372259
?
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>>4371963
Honestly, that's how I feel about most of life.
Why even bother, shit will never be truly comfy
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>>4372259
Wow, you got a really low bar for intimacy.

What about this one?
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>>4372259
jfc
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>>4372242
I really like this picture, it really shows how modern zootopia is and how representative of our generation it is. Love the poster
Fuck man it feels so real
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>>4372214
Hey, the whole 'all foxes love blueberries and drugs' thing is an unfounded stereotype.
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>>4372302
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>>4372301
>Physical contact
Too intimate
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>>4372301
Yes! Coming over for movie night, falling asleep on the couch is buddy comf!
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>>4372311
Yeah right. We all know foxes are trash.
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post panther
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>>4372354
Okay, we've got a good baseline then.

How about... this? Like an earlier one, but no headpats to go with the tail cuddle.
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>>4372259
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>>4372406
>>4372409
Sure
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>>4372406
Cute, I like it.
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>right-click

>"save image as"
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*cucks the thread*
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>>4372398
In the porn spoof of Judy's life will Mr Big be played by horse or some other giant shlonged mammal?
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>>4372190
How about now?
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>>4372430
>>4372433
Okay, slightly more intimate than the earlier falling asleep on the couch one, but still very platonic. Yes? No?
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>>4372430
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So it has been discussed before that Zootopia has some form of Catholicism among its religions, but in terms of writing, what's the best way to identify it?

Cat-tholic seems like a really cheesy and weak pun.
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>>4372369

where do you think you are
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>>4372473
Why does everything need to have a pun in it
It doesn't even make any sense
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>>4372451
Would probably solve some issues if she into anal.
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>>4372439
You're too late, >>4371837 already did it.
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>>4372451
HOT.

Nice work.
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>>4372451
>balls
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>>4372451
I-is that a good bite or a bad bite? I can't tell if she's liking it or if she's putting herself through a lot of pain to try to defeat her anatomy and allow herself a normal sex life.
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>>4372458
I'll allow it
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>>4372369
>Current Year
>Still being a speciest

Wooooow... like, I literally can't even right now. What's it like being on the wrong side of history, shitlord?
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>>4372498

It is established canon that Zootopia differs from the real world in two ways.

1) Everybody is an animal

2) Everybody has horrible taste
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>>4372519

but anon, i like the balls.
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>>4372505
You can never cuck someone too many times
*cucks the board*
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>>4372519
I do my fucking research anon, no matter how awful it is
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>>4372473
Religion is not even mentioned in passing in canon, why does anybody think it exists?

>>4372498
agreed, it's one of the things that kinda bugs me about the universe. Puns are only appreciable in contrast to human society,
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>>4372522
Okay, still the couch, and slightly even more intimate.
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>>4372451
Oh god I hope those are her eyelids.
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>>4372531
>step 1: make everything amazing
>step 2: fuck it all up

Yup, sounds about right.
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>>4372484
>>4372523
Go fuck rob a shop or whatever else preds do when they're not shitposting. Nobody wants you here.
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>>4372451
... I'm afraid yes she is. That little bite is just too cute.

>>4372519
Actually that's her labia. Spotted Hyenas really go all the fucking way.
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>>4372540
But if you cuck the cuck then it is cancelled out
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>>4372013

This is the shortest one I've written for this thread so far, but whatever.

Nick Wilde was living the life. The smell of pancakes filled the room, and his back was warmed by the bunny on his back. He closed his eyes and let the moment sink in. A mammal only gets to have so many perfect moments. For Nick, this was one of them. As he finished the pancakes he leaned over ever so slightly and whispered, “Hey Carrots, you’re going to have to get off my back now.” She slid off reluctantly and sat down at the table. She gazed at the pancakes with excitement. With a flourish, the fox laid a plate down in front of her. “One stack of blueberry pancakes for the world’s most adorable bunny.” He sat down with a stack of his own. “And one for the world’s happiest fox.”
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>>4372551

The polar bears literally cross themselves.
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>>4372551
>Religion
I assume cause of the bears that guard Mr Big. One of them is wearing a cross, also one crosses his heart when they mention grandmama... I think. Been a while.
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>>4372551
>Religion is not even mentioned in passing in canon, why does anybody think it exists?
kek did you even watch the movie
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>>4372556
As long as it wouldn't be considered "too intimate" in context of something that would happen in the workplace on the job, I'd say it's "ok"

That said, that's still a pretty low bar. That image is ok though, I suppose. Maybe.
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>>4372531
Nick's tatse in music on spotify is beyond hipster tier
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>>4372451

...Now draw someone giving her head.
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>>4372551
>Religion is not even mentioned in passing in canon, why does anybody think it exists?
That Polar Bear at Mr. Big's place does the sign of the cross, and I'm pretty sure they were wearing crucifix necklaces
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>>4372556
That's too far
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>>4372592
>Pancake piggyback ride
That is very sweet.
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>>4372592
what the actual fuck is going on with that shading
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>>4372628
Ah, we've found the borderline, then. Just need to clarify one or two other matters to complete the calibrations.

If one of them is lying down instead of leaning, does it become more intimate?
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>>4372625
>>4372602
>>4372599
fuck you're all right, i'm a dingus

now i'm sad. religion sux
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>>4372498
Because direct real world references are sometimes jarring.

Christianity, for example. If you have someone in Zootopia say they're Christian, that means there's a Jesus Christ, which then leads to wondering how the story of Christ works in Zootopia; was there a Nazareth? A Bethlehem?

If you make it a pun instead, the reader can then write off the nitty gritty details and regard the reference as a joke instead of something literal.

>>4372551
The scene with Mr.Big, were you see a polar bear crossing himself in the Catholic tradition.
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>>4372664
I've seen Jesus Capybara used in fanworks. It works pretty well, other animals get on really really well with capybara.
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>>4372549
So female spotted hyenas DO have testicles, then?
Like, real hyenas have that?

>>4372588
Okay... never mind then.
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>>4372519
Spotted hyena females have a labia that fuses over the external vaginal opening creating a pseudoscrotum.

Nature really gave them a giant "fuck you"
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>>4372619
No, that'd be lame, you can't have her have any kind of functioning romantic life
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>>4372649
passed out from exhaustion != relaxing on the other's lap
one is ok, the other is not

That image you posted for example I'd say is ok, but if Nick were awake or it wasn't implied he worked himself to exhaustion to be there, it would cross a line.

So it really depends a lot on context, regardless of what position each one is in.
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>>4372648

I don't know. Right now I think the original artist is MIA and only a crappy file with artifacts is making the rounds. Reverse image search doesn't work because of the stripes.
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>>4372619
But anon, that would entail her actually being able to get a date.

And don't say that they could do it forcefully, because she would break their fucking arms
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>>4372695
Interesting! This completes the calibration. Please wait while I supply a picture that perfectly conforms to your tastes.
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>>4372592
mmm so nice
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>>4372693

i didnt say romance

just sex.

...and her partner breaks up with her after learning she can't deliver a proper male cumshot.
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>>4372684
Indeed. if you are brave, search google, but otherwise, you will have to trust >>4372684

But yes! This, and the psuedo-penis are why for a long time researchers could not find spotted hyena females. they were hiding in plain sight!
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>>4372649
Depends where they are laying
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>>4372721
And done! According to my measurements, this perfectly complies with your requirements for lack of intimacy and a completely platonic relationship.
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>>4372738
I already had just looked it up on Wikipedia, mate.

I believe you.
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>>4372704

what >>4372735 said

also, forcefully giving her head? how would...?
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>>4372540
Different anon here. That is stupid adorable.
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>>4372735
Her sex life is a joke. So no.
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In furtherance of my mission to get at least two prompted stories out tonight, anybody got any Sky stuff they want written?
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>>4372767
10/10 put a goofy-ass grin on my face for the first time tonight
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>>4372692
>Yamamoto
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>>4372803

Sky has to go on a date with Jack Savage as part of their cover for a mission.
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>>4372681
This is now a capybara thread.

Post pictures of the noble and majestic capybara.
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Reposting this because it's the comfiest heresy I ever did see
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>>4372803
Skye helps a mouse and his two chipmunk buddies rescue someone?
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>>4372803

>tfw you forget the no double posting rule and use the last picture you have of Sky before you post the actual fic.
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>>4372803
sKY KEKS JUDY BY SLEEPING WITH NICK AND HAVING KIDS AND JUDY HAS TO ADOPT THEM WHEN SKY LEAVES ON A MISSION
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>>4372841
Yup, that's heresy all right.
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>>4372833

but anon, that's a turtle

plus some ducks on some kind of giant guinea pig.
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>>4372833
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>>4372342
>Blushing ears
Fantastic.
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>>4372848
Now you gotta draw your own
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>>4372803
something that DOESN'T involve cucking

please ;_;
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>>4372849

NO.
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>>4372692
"Are the ZPD's brightest stars actually Zootopia's newest, adorable couple behind doors?

Tune in to tonight's TMZooptopia to find out!"
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>>4372857
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>>4372841
I....I can dig it
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>>4372832

Coming right up!
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>>4372695
how about a this for bad luck
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>>4372937
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>>4372917

...I'll take it.
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>>4370639
what about "functional"?
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>>4372852
But it's so goddamn comfy

The middle and last especially.

Like, I'd totally ship BellHopps in a Blueberries AU

>>4372904
You bet you can.

I desperately want to write something for this. Enough so I'm considering pulling out my shitty laptop for it.
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>>4372948
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>>4372823
what's wrong with that name?
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>>4372884
>>4372896
>>4372913
>>4372923
>>4372937
>>4372948
>>4372964
fuck off with your interspecies fetish, cuck
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>>4370349
>Jack

literally who?
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>>4372973
HIS PLANE'S NOT GONNA LAND
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>>4372975
It's not interspecies if it's capybara
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>>4372945
Nice! That's a good image.
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>>4372985
Samurai Jack

The rabbit samurai
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Nowhere Man, please listen
You don't know what you're missing
Nowhere Man, the world is at your command
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>>4373032
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>>4373014
Usagi Yojimbo?
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>>4372917
>tfw your boyfriend will inevitably want you too fuck his ass too and make it weird
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>>4371658
Nick looks shitty in his cop uniform

Chibi babby nick looked okay in the scout uniform because kids are supposed to have huge heads but adult Nick in the cop uniform....I makes his head look fucking gigantic the proportion is all wrong, I guess it squeezes all his fur/fluff in but looks fucking weird.
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>>4373060
I want to have heterosexual sex in the missionary position with no chance of procreation with that hyena.
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fun fact

the rate of cunnilingus between pred/prey couples is far greater then that of prey/prey or pred/pred couples

apparently the males tend to think their mates are delicious.
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>>4372975
>filthy pred detected

fuck off
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>>4373076
I want to give her a pink diamond while holding her hand and telling her everything's gonna be okay.
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>>4373076

It'd be like fucking a stretchy dick.

Which seems oddly appealing.
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>>4373088
I mean...

I do have a taste for rabbit, I guess.
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>>4372854
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>>4373044
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Redid thiccwolf with black hair as per some suggestions/commentary from the thread. I think the change actually has a lot going for it.

Now she an Fru Fru can go to the salon.
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>>4373147
I found this rare pic of a baby capybara.
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>>4373110

i know someone who's into cockfucking pretty much exclusively now that i think about it.
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>>4373159
Wow, that makes a huge difference in a good way.
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>>4373162
What is that skunk doing digging around? Shouldn't he be writing fics?
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>>4373159
I like it
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>>4373060
I think the worst thing would be her getting a boyfriend whose only dating her to show how progressive he is but tells her he doesn't want to kiss, hug or fuck.
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>>4373197
Oh my god, that would be awful.

Mmm, time to take a note
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>>4372692
Speaking of weeb stuff, turns out that Kira's anime VA is the same guy who played Nick in the Japanese dub.
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>>4372704
This is one of my favorites. It's so awkward and cute.
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>>4373162

actually its a jerboa
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at this rate, my fetish for girls receiving fellatio will never get anywhere...

oh well. y'all do you.
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fine arts
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>>4373237
>posting Joshit

Get out of our thread and back to the garbage can
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>>4373182
Can't it be both?
Writing is a dirty business.

>>4373237
He is?
Man, I gotta catch up. I hadn't watched since the first half of Rohan's introduction.

>>4373262
Hah. My mistake.
By the by, great drawing of an elk you have there.
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>>4373279
>cunny cum
U R I N E
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>>4373295
>Get out of our thread and back to the garbage can
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>>4373279
Did this not do it for you friend? >>4372917
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>>4373308

fellatio doesn't have to end in a cumshot, anon.

then again, watersports is also a fetish that exists.

>>4373315

like i said, i'll take it.
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I want to hug aafiya and then when she asks me out tell her that I'm not attracted to her because I'm gay

her conflictedness would delight
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>>4373279
Oh my did I hear someone ask?
For me to begin a new task?
You see I'm quite Inclined
To go out and find,
Pics of buns being worn as a mask.
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>>4372832

The atmosphere was romantic as could be. The dim lights and quiet sounds of the ball were accented by the soft playing of a piano in the background. Her date was dressed in a snappy tuxedo, and she was wearing a form-fitting black dress. The food was perfect, and the candles on the table perfectly set the mood. Sky hated it.

Across from her sat the indomitable Jack Savage, who looked far more comfortable. He took a sip from his glass and leaned over the table. “Sky, why are you looking so glum? People will start looking!”

She crossed her arms defiantly. “These fancy dinner parties are your element Savage. I would have stayed back in the garage if they had let me. I certainly didn’t imagine I would spend my Saturday night pretending to go on a date with you.”

The rabbit kept his cool. He always did. “We only have to do this until the party ends, then we can get a move on. Can’t you stay professional for two hours Sky?” He had a point. She pulled herself up from a slouch, took her elbows off the table, and put on a pleasant expression. The bunny returned to a normal conversational tone. “So, honey, how have things been going recently?”

Sky racked her brain. What was her undercover identity again? She was an…artist. That was it. “Oh, you know, same old same old. Those paintings don’t make themselves!” The perturbed expression on Jack’s face told her she had guessed wrong.

He leaned over to whisper to her again, a twinge of anger in is tone. “You’re a makeup artist Sky! They don’t paint anything! Did you even listen in the briefing?” She shook her head. “I’m serious, you’re the only mammal that can even get me this angry!” He sat back and again spoke normally. “What do you think about the champagne? I think it’s just sublime.”

This was going to be a long night.
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>>4373018
My favorite Beatles song.
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>>4373349

ask her out, then turn her down because you're super gay for dicks

watch her struggle
watch her be conflicted between her need for intimacy pitted against her need to feel like a normal woman
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>>4371605
Honestly? She wouldn't. I know, church of Wildehopps and such, but she's so far out of his league it's not even funny.
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>>4373060
What if you like giving oral but aren't into the butt stuff?
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>>4373349
>>4373388
I think she'd be happy because it would be confirmation that she's feminine.
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>>4373125
Fuck off, Nick.
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>>4373393

>JUDY is out of NICK'S league

anon...
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>>4373159
Pink hair gone makes her look very professional, and the proportions are more Zootopia-ish.
Well done.
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>>4373404
I'd suck a dick if I really liked the person it was attached to but I wouldn't want it in my butt. The same would go for pseudopeen, I guess.
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>>4372194
What's the name of this drawfag? I really like their style.
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I want to take Aafiya on dates and have her fall in love with me
And then let her walk in on me having sex with my vixen and we both laugh and call Aafiya a freak, then call the cops to arrest her for drugs I stashed in her apartment so that she would stop polluting the city with her existence
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>>4373159
I think the black hair looks better.
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>>4373435

I'd totally suck the pseudopeen

then again i am dicksexual regardless of the gender of the person attached to it
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>>4372685
Why don't Zootopian hyena girls get their fucked up labiaballs sliced open instead of jamming progressively larger things into their penny-sized clithole?
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>>4373371
Now I think we're quite lucky,
As she's being licked out by Bucky.
Thanks to that hole,
She could take his pole,
And that could have been rather yucky.
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>>4373469
CIRCUMCISION IS WRONG
MODS
BAN HIM
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>>4373393
source of pic?
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>>4373488
So I'm wrong?
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What's Goin on here?
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>>4373493
Nameless Lewder. RIP.
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>>4373427

These were always her proportions in the original art I had, just sometimes people were doing her in different styles. Thank you for weighing in on the hair!
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>>4373514
>What's Goin on
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>>4373526
Thanks
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>>4372833
The other day I was coming home from the gym and there was a family of capybaras grazing near the river. They were cute but smaller than I expected.
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>>4373482
Oh Judy you scandalous hare!
You've got that fox caught in your snare.
But you should grant him release,
Or he'll rest in peace.
So please let him get some more air!
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>>4373488
It's not circumcision. It's just correcting a fucked up mistake nature made and giving the hyena girls their pusspuss back. Making them shove progressively larger things into a tiny little hole on their clit in order to forcefully stretch it wide open sounds like something you'd come up as means of torture rather than promoting sexual health and wellbeing.
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>>4372973
>>4372823
>Yamamoto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAVi99Rwh8g
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>>4373573
Poetry really is the most noble of all pursuits
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>>4373537
It's such a shame they disappeared. They had such a unique talent in capturing happy lovemaking.
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Hey everybody! About to start on another blind read through, but I feel a bit hesitant: is the author of Wandering Paw Prints Through the Mulberry Bush around? Is the latest version I have the one you'd like read? Just making sure, haven't gone through the archive yet!

And how is everyone else doing today? Post some "relax and be creative" music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXFNywrpRQM
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Nighty night thread. As always, stay comfy.
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>>4373616
Hey dude! How goes it?
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>>4373573
Is that image from nobby?
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>>4373616
Freaking the fuck out as always when I get a new review from you

Did you like the twitching tail on Savage? I put it in just for you.
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>>4373616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VIobpkO_1k
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In your opinion, what is the hottest Lewdtopia pic done by an artist on these threads?
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>>4373626
Sleep tight bunner!
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>>4372937
wait wat

How did this happen?
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>>4373590
Isn't that what MtFs have to do after surgery?
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>>4373425
Are you implying Nick is a better catch than Judy or did I fuck the idiom up?
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>>4373651
Capybara magic.
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>>4373616
quite comfy desu, how was your day Comic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBz_56nG5Qg
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>>4373645
I just really like the badger...
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>>4373469
That's a good question. Spitballing here, it may be a religious thing, where "This is how you are, modifying your body is wrong," or it could make sex less enjoyable (somehow) as instead of sex through the very sensitive clitoris they're now using the comparatively less sensitive vagina.
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>>4373603
easy come easy go
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>>4373561
(cont)
I went up to say hi because it was the first time I'd ever seen one and I didnt want to be rude and just stare. I told him I wasnt going to bother with pictures or a pawtograph, but he cut me off and started going "Oh like you're doing right now?" I was taken aback and said "Huh?" and he started going "huh? huh? huh?" and rubbing his paws on my knees, so I just went back to my walk. He laughed to himself as I walked off.
Later on on my return homeI saw him again and he was trying to jack some lady's car by pushing it away. She kep going "Sir you can't even drive." but he kept ignoring her. Eventually he gave up and hopped into the passenger seat and told her to drive, but she had gotten out and called animal control. He locked the vehicle and yelled that she left the keys in before winking at me, but he couldnt pick up or use the keys so nothing happened.
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>>4373659

you're implying nick is out of judy's league

JUDY is out of nick's league, for sure. when judy first gets her paws on him, he's a listless hustler with no ambition or drive in life. It's only from exposure to her he improves.
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>>4373603
Relax man, it hasn't been that long since he last posted.
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>>4373598
Thanks for wonderful praise.
It helps me enjoy the long days,
spent working on couplets,
FUCK! Um, ooh quintuplets?
Damn, I don't think I'm getting a raise.
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>>4373636
>>4373663

Its going good! Looking forward to tomorrow: lots of work expected from my programmer that I'm excited to see. Today we got a ton done art side as well! I'm getting a little worried about sound, though...

>>4373639
Listening!

>>4373638
Grizz, whatever psychic crystal ball you've got that lets you blind read my mind before I blind read your piece, stop using your powers for evil.
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>>4373676
will you let me go
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>>4373590
On a different angle, it was probably impossible to do that sort of surgery in the early periods of the culture without a high risk of infection and death, and so the stretching process was a thing. Now, the process is done mostly out of tradition rather than necessity.

Besides, the opening is not that small. Mating happens in the wild without too much problem. It's birth that is the real problem
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>>4373703
BISMILLAH
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>>4373676

Will you let me go?

Bismillah! No we will not let you go - (let him go)
Bismillah! We will not let you go - (let him go)
Bismillah! We will not let you go (let me go)
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>>4373703
wew
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>>4373697
oh, the things I have in store for you, Comic
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>>4373703

she does this every single day
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>>4370869
yeah, he's better at drawing little dragon people
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>>4373740
...Well.

That's foreboding.
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>>4373722
Honestly, I've always felt that Bohemian Rhapsody was a fitting song for Nick, in an obscure sort of way
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>>4373718
NO, WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO
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>>4373697
Vrbun, are you still homeless?
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>>4373693
It's been like two-three weeks.
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>>4373820
I'm not homeless! I made this cardboard box my home once I abandoned my coffee shop after a green antelope chased me around with butcher knives.
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>>4373697
The sound's not working right? that must be a pain in the ass.
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>>4373603
Be the new artist, step up into the gap they've left
I've contributed much more in the 2ish months I've been here than I have in other generals before
Having an adventure with people you know is fun, but sometimes its time to bring in a new cast for new adventures, new fun, and memories that stand above the rest and will never be forgotten til death
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>>4373881
I hate to bother you about it, but how is the Bunny Kit's "seeeecret" thing going?
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>>4373616
"Wandering Ghosts" by Michiru Yamane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv5MAdxxX_8
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>>4372110
>tfw when my screencap
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>>4373881
..So, that's a yes on the homeless thing, then.
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Any Finnick & Judy porn?
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>>4373810
LET HIM GOOOOO
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>>4373881

the coffee shop is under new management, though.

>>4369540
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>>4373881

Oh, darling. No home? I'm launching an initiative to raise awareness of your plight and personally funding the construction of several shelters.

Not as part of my campaign. Just the right thing to do...

You'll have a roof over your little head soon enough!
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>>4373663
>Rainbow

Good taste, Anon.
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>>4373928
BISMILLAH!
NO, WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
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>>4373926
If you mean pics, here's one.
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>>4373909
Judy stop hanging from the ceiling fans, you are going to break it.
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>>4373943
Watch out VRBit! She's probably gonna stick you in a cage and fatten you up for dinner.
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>>4373909
>>4373970
>It's an elaborate cosplay/roleplay adventure
comfiest relationship desu
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>>4373645
Gosh, there's just so many to choose from. There's this one, also the TLS-inspired pic by Nameless Lewder, and the COLLAR ON-inspired pic by Mead, or Nobby's or First Request Anon's pics of r63 N&J, or Iji's stuff in general. And probably others I'm forgetting.
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>>4373943
Yeah, the black hair is a REAL improvement. It compliments her fur, and it makes her look a lot more sultry.
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>>4373982
That's why they both look so excited, and why Nick's crossbow isn't even cocked.
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>>4373673
It's weird, because normally whoever came up with the idea in antiquity PROBABLY didn't give two shits about how the female of the species felt about it.. but it's hyenas, and they're matriarchal.

So some hyena lady way back when came up with the idea to spend most of her life engaging in aggressive sounding, and spread the practice among all her daughters. I guess maybe because ancient antiquity probably didn't have, like, sterilized -anything- for use in surgeries..
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>>4373885
Its a matter of getting the right tune for the levels. We have a lot of themes we want to get across, and its just a matter of getting a melody to carry them all.

I want the soundtrack done asap so we can start working on UI sounds.

>>4373904
Delayed, sadly. Should be finished up this weekend. Its underway, at least-- I'd say 60% done.

>>4373920
There is a BIG difference between being homeless and houseless! Home is where the heart is, and my heart is in this soggy, dirty, cold cardboard box hidden behind the dumpster in an alleyway!

>>4373943
Hey, there you go! That's politics working for me!

>>4373980
Aw, c'mon, buddy! That's a pred stereotype! Mayoral candidate Canidae cares about her community!
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>>4373691
Yeah, that's what I meant to say. Sorry.
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>>4373704
Oh, you already came to the same conclusion I did while I was writing that. I guess I should scroll down more before replying.
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>>4373929
You know, I often wonder why Weavelope wanted me to leave my coffee shop...

Was it really because he was trying to get rid of the competition? I only ever sold one product-- coffee! The real selling point of the place was the fic library I had there!
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>>4374021
That seems like it would would be passable. I can't imagine anyone would want to run the risk of a horrible festering labia infection, particularly if there is a non-knife alternative
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>>4374026

Psst, VRbit. We should hang out again some time, though probably some place where parking didn't end up costing 20 god damn dollars.
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>>4374021
Also, not having an external vagina makes vaginal rape nigh impossible, so it could be something like ancient hyenas were constantly at war so that might have been very important.
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>>4373704
So hyenas tend to get c sections?
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>>4374063
Maybe it wasn't the coffee shop that he wanted to get rid of? Maybe... it was something else? Something that, if people found out about, everyone would want to come to my location to find?
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>>4373980
>>4374026

I reject those delicious remarks! Um, I m-mean deleterious.

>>4374002

Thank you! I actually think despite expectations she looks -more- striking than she previously did, perhaps because it is more realistic and plausible, etc.
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>>4374113

What's on the shelf, VRBit?
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>>4374113
Well, I guess that's just another thing in this world that will remain a mystery...
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>>4374099
As soon as the option was available.

Though, there are of course Hyena who give a natural birth for whatever reason, but it's messy, has high child mortality rates, and is usually because they are in a non-hyena dominated country with religious leanings
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>>4374131
Heh.
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>>4374097
Well, spotted hyena do like a good old fashioned dust up
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>>4374145
I tried.

>>4374069
Definitely! And if we go to the beach again, I'll remember to pack sunscreen.

>>4374064
Ohh! A candy box? For me?! How thoughtful! I haven't eaten anything for days, except the coffee from my comfy mug!
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>>4374167

DON'T DEATH OPEN INSIDE
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>>4374167

Ahah, so I wasn't the only one who got burnt on the trip.
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>>4374167
I don't think Weavlope even cares about his regular coffee shop. I saw a badger working in there just the other day. When I asked for a coffee he just stared at me till I left. Kinda cute though.
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>>4374026
>Aw, c'mon, buddy! That's a pred stereotype! Mayoral candidate Canidae cares about her community!


Alls I'm saying is that if she gives you a nickname like Hasenpfeffer, you better start running.

>>4374123
>I reject those delicious remarks! Um, I m-mean deleterious.

If I had to guess what you were wearing under that dress, I'd say it was a Freudian Slip.

>>4374167
>I tried.

Naw, it was cute. I liked it.
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>>4373947
LET̶̬̳̖͉̘̹ ͇̗͘HÌ̥̖͎̻̥ͅM̤̫̜͉̻̦͙̮ ̴̤̮̬͙͞G̘̰̘͓̯̰̲͠ͅƠ̺͇̞̝O̸̭̝̯̪̫̹͟O̸̶͇͈̳̦̭̹͝O̢̟̤̘̲̲̤̬O͞҉̵̜͉̹̳͔̞̯̩̰͈̠̦̞͕̹̟͉ͅO̸̸̫̥̰̗̼͜
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>>4374235
BISMILLAH!
NO, WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
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>>4374064
>filename

Mongo only pawn in game of life.
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>>4374191
Hey now, this box is labeled for me because its a gift from a kind and caring person!

>>4374199
I should have at least taken my shirt off so that I didn't have a farmer's tan...

>>4374200
Hey, Rex is a cutie patootie who deserves hugs and smooches.

Though I have no idea whether he's good at serving coffee, because I have a mug that never seems to run out of it.

>>4374223
...uh... this isn't chocolate...
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>>4374099
This was the conclusion I came to. Designer births are already a thing in the human world. I see no issue with Hyenas as a species opting for c-section births by choice.
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>>4373957
I've seen that one. Theres no more of them?
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reminder to compromise your mortal body for the sake of your eternal soul
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>>4374285

I did call it, I got a burn everywhere except where I wore my sunglasses. That's what I get for not going outside very often.

Worth it though. Board games for next time seems like a good idea, although finding others is the main concern! Seems like you know a few who'd be interested though.
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>>4374285


>>4374256
Blazing Saddles is the best of Brook's films
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>>4374414

Don't believe his lies.
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>>4374248
LET ME GO
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>>4374414
HOLY MOLEY!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!!

ARE YOU TELLING ME...

...that you don't think Young Frankenstein is better?

Also guess I'm going to Grass Street! And I'm glad that bun girl lived! I didn't even know who she was! Cutie? Bunanon? Another as-of-yet unnamed Bun? Mystery awaits!
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>>4374248
Is that a Bunanon and Jessica DuLap I see in there?
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>>4372409
"Start waking up, Carrots...
We gotta head back to the station."

"Noooo... zzz..."
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>>4374488
Nah its probably just Jack.
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>>4374414
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It is been a quiet night today. Now You See Me just finished.

Up next to end the night we have Zootopia.

The movie will begin in 10 minutes.

Get comfy and watch some movies, anon!

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ahWHm5W4Umh
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ahWHm5W4Umh
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ahWHm5W4Umh
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The olympic bar will never break your heart
The 45lb plate will never cheat on you
The squat rack will never leave you for another lifter

gains are the true key to happiness, anons
never forgetti delicious spaghetti
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Hey did that guy ever come back with his zooquest thing? Think it was Judy's turn but I haven't heard from him in a while.
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>>4374611
Well.

Alright then.
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What is the least comfortable dick for a pseudo-penis to take?
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>>4374645
Oh fuck, he did another Zooquest?

You wouldn't happen to have a ztarchive link would you? Or one of the images so I can search for the thread on desu?
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>>4374657
http://ingeb.org/Lieder/thenight.html
It's on par with greentexts in quality
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>>4374675

Barbed cocks.
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>>4374675
Horse? Maybe pig cause of the corkscrew?

>>4374679
Well I don't know, thats what I was asking, think he said he had more planned but haven't seen him in a while.
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>>4374680
This shit is insane.

I love it.
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>>4374611
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UWJO4HEudA
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>>4374707
Do you have any links or any of the pics from the last one though? The only one I remember is the first one he did where Nick had to escape the room full of robots with a cardkey. If he did another one I'd really like to read it.
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>>4374675
Imagine a hyena trying to take the knot.
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>>4374721
Do not bully the fat cat
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>>4374725
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UWJO4HEudA
The madmad, he actually did it.
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>>4374681
>>4374707
>>4374733
All of them, one after the other as she's laying there whimpering.

And that lion seemed so nice, why did he have to invite his friends?
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>>4374727
Its in this thread http://www.ztarchive.com/trash/thread/3676178/3676178.html

Shit are we already on page 9?!
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>>4374740
"FREEDO---M"
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>>4374771
Yes, I know of that one. Again, I was asking about any others he might have done afterwards, and if there were any new ones.
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>>4374725
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>4374725

VRbit I am passionate about you and your story.
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>>4374721
source?
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quick you fools

what's another word for a lady's love juices
I was just gonna say juices but the way the sentence is structured I could get away with not using a word at all because honestly juices sounds kinda meh.

"Beads of her juices hung clung stubbornly to his fur there" OR "Beads of her clung stubbornly..."

Fug I'm not even certain I want to use the word beads, might go with droplets, or even slightly rewrite it to use the word splash
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>>4374854
carrot sauce
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>>4374854

Honey, nectar, slurry, punch, juice, slop, runoff, ooze, gravy, sauce
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>>4374854
"Stubborn beads of liquid clung to his fur..."
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>>4374854
Bunny batter? Soppy rabbit sap?
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>>4374880
>slop

*gags*
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>>4374854
grool
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>>4374854
"Her bunny honey hung clung stubbornly to his fur, binding them tighter than any knot"
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>>4374854
gum
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>>4374901
>*
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>>4374854
lube
honey
fem-jizz
Gusher fruit snack
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>>4374880
Lubricous pudding.
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>>4374880
>Honey, nectar
Too much plant imagery

>slurry, punch
Bruh she ain't a bowl of fruit juice at the office party

>slop, runoff, ooze, gravy, sauce
[vomits externally]

>>4374863
made me laugh but sadly no

>>4374888
witnessed

Liquid is a little benign for my tastes
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>>4374854
passion
love
excitement
arousal
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>>4374854
Aloe vera
Lemonade
Lava flow
Liquid steam
Fluid chemically similar to urine
Grapefruit concentrate
Sparkling red wine
No cholesterol vegetable oil
Moist chum (when she's on her period but the fox gotta knot)
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>>4374747
>>4374807
>>4374839
Thanks, everyone! Always love doing fun and funny stuff with you all.

I'm off to find that location! Also I'm going to finish up some pitch decks irl. Be back later tonight!
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So I just had a dream that I was drowning in oil. What do you guys think it means?
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>>4375007
So far passion is in the lead; clean, not to benign, focuses more on romantic than sexual imagery, also is a physical metaphor. Unless someoe's got something better before the thread dies, passion it is.
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>>4375027
Was it no cholesterol vegetable oil?
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>>4375027
Pretty sure I've seen this post before.

Maybe you should see a psychiatrist or something if you keep having the same dream over and over again.
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>>4374937
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>>4375016
>Moist chum

BLEEEERGH

GAGGED IRL
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>>4375019
Later, bunny-buddy!
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>>4374854
Cod liver oil.
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>>4372162
If Aafiya doesn't want kids why not just get fixed and then date happily and safely within her own species?
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>>4375052
well its off
from what I've been told, period blood is sorta like a red custard with scabs and snot mixed in
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>>4375122
I wanna put my wiener in that
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>>4375027
you can have a dream about losing your friends
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>>4375118
Stop.
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god i love marriage
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>>4375122
She just got that pin from Microsoft Shapes, it doesn't mean anything.
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last for alcoholism
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>>4375153
Hey, strong independent womym bake goods with it, I just wonder if they put it in a blender first to help remove inconsistencies
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>>4375172
Nigga we still on page 9
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>>4375184
I want to die now.
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>>4375033
Frankly I find that vague is more often than not preferable over explicit. "His fingers were still drenched in her" as opposed to "still slick with her cum" or whatever. Mostly because pretty much every word for jizz, male or female, is pretty awful, with women getting the short end of the stick only by a very small margin.
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On the road again

>>4375206

>>4375206

>>4375206

>>4375206

>>4375206
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>>4375193
[WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE]
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saving the best for Last
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>>4373379
Made me chuckle/10, great stuff



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