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Psychological warfare
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>>43674135
Depending on the time I send it, I can cause disaster with this image
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New ciwi
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I would like to troll Remmy
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I have no idea of what boardgame to parody.
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>>43675224
Instead of making an in universe board game try making a mockup of a monopoly zootopia edition or something
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>>43675224
Shear Poker
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>>43675310
>remmy gets a heart sheared on his chest once he loses all his clothes
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>>43674957
>Remmy's about to bite into a Burga
>An interdimensional portal opens up
>Anon walks out
>Remmy's frozen in shock, mid-bite
>Anon pokes the burga with his penis
>"You're gay if you eat that."
>Anon disappears into the portal

>Remmy places the burga down
>"What."

Interdimensional trolling
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>>43675224
Werewolf
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So do you think remmy bought his own beer or does he swipe it from al
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>>43677841
1) how did I not think of this
2) I just got a horrible, awful idea
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>>43676755
Fake ID

>"Hey, how the hell are you guys!?" I whoop. "You sellin' and grillin' like last time, Al?"
>"Yeah, and you're here right as I'm cooking food like last time. What'll it be, omega?"
>"Uhh, hang on, just need to fiiiind yoooour- aha! There it is! Theeeere's your sign."
>"Well, someone's fuckin' happy," Marty, perched on top of Al's shoulder, shakes his head and laughs. "You get drunk offa that one bottle, lightweight?"
>"Hardly, this is my second." I hear them snicker to each other and I purse my lips before smirking. "And I'm only buzzed! No, seriously. I'm fine."
>"You sure, kid?" Al chuckles, shaking his head as he focuses on grilling the patties, and I huff because I'm being treated with kid gloves over a little bottle. I'm not drunk. I guess I might be feeling a little hyper, and I drank this in like two seconds, but I'm fine. "You might wanna take a minute, maybe buy some water."
>"No worries, I'm cool man."
>"Alright, if you insist."
>"Hey, yo, wait a minute," Marty suddenly frowns at me, his tone becoming curious. "Aren't you too young t'be drinking that?"
>"He's nineteen, of course he's too young." A brash voice cuts in unexpectedly. I don't so much as flinch even though I wasn't expecting to hear Betty right behind me. "The kiddo's gotten into daddy's liquor cabinet and drank himself stupid. You look like you're about to topple over like an upright pillow, yarnball."
>"It's only my second bottle, and I'm cool," I gripe, annoyed that I have to keep repeating myself.
>"Remmy." Al's voice is hard, and I stand ramrod straight. "Lemme see your ID."
>"But-"
>"Now."
>This sucks. I dig into my pocket for my wallet before handing him my fake ID, which says I'm twenty three. I had gotten it from a guy who knew an old friend of mine. I've been twenty three for about two years now, but that all ends today, it seems.
>This sucks. I didn't think they'd all be such hardasses about this. It's a party!

>Are they gonna confiscate my ID? AWWW, MAN!!
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>>43678224
>The alpha, smile gone, examines the card. "How old are you?"
>"Nineteen," I say while looking at my feet. I feel about as lame as I probably look right now. Marty's gonna give me shit for this for eternity.

>But then Al surprises me.

>"Wrong. You're twenty three. And that's the number you're gonna be giving to folks who start asking too many questions. I don't want the place to get shut down, so keep your real age to yourself, y'hear me?"
>I feel my eyes light up, and I see Al giving me back my ID with a rare conspiratorial grin on his face.
>I take the ID, feeling grateful like you wouldn't believe, and grin back at him.
>"Are you sure?" Betty crosses her arms with a disproving look.
>Al waves her off, "Ah, it's a party. Let him live a little. Don't mention his age.
>"And you" -he points at me- "don't go overboard. I'm trusting you on this."
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>>43677841
That game takes long to set up. So many little pieces too. My cousins ended up losing most of them. Would like to play it again though
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>>43678261
Oh shit nice thanks for the green!
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>>43678441
No prob. Here, have some pizza. Terry doesn't want any
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This is a good reaction imagine I found
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I like sheep :)
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>>43679362
sheep are very good
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>>43679200
Nick looks sad. :(
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>>43679420
He looks bored or bemused
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>>43680142
i know right, I have no idea where this entire fucking year went
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Weaver turned me into a predophile and I deserve compensation
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>>43680346
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>>43680305
Everyone complains about 2020 but this year was the one that I felt I blinked and missed. Swear I was having a remote new year's eve party just last week.
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>>43681522
Good to see Rare still going, or is this old?
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>>43680504
This is cute, although the starry eyes are... novel.
Not sure about the boots, but I guess it's an excuse to then have her in socks?
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It's been a long day, does anyone have any zoot memes they've been saving?
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I lived through the savage crisis and have a theory…
Judy Hopps and Dawn Bellwether were in cahoots the entire time.

> Why was Judy Hopps suddenly selected for the biggest criminal case in the city’s history, when there were many more qualified officers capable of finding the savage mammals?

> How was Judy Hopps able to solve the one case in under 2 days that no one had been able to solve in nearly a month?

> Why was Judy Hopps’ first instinct after discovering the traffic cameras to get the help of Dawn Bellwether?

> Who is that fox always hanging off of Hopps but a political mammal shield?

> How did the ZPD (or any authority) not catch wind of large scale theft of nighthowlers, or that mammals were suddenly going savage in the streets?

> Did the medical institutions really not have any treatment for nighthowler sickness before the savage crisis?

This city and it’s majority prey population (by design, mind you) has treated us as no more than eating machines for nearly it’s entire existence. Maybe it’s time to show them we really are!

BITE BACK!
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>>43683909
Mega larp, you won't do anything bone muncher
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>>43684631
sounds like something food would say
we have sharp teeth for a reason
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>>43683412
I want Dora to "maul" Al. In bed. With Velvet holding the camera
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>>43685065
Sharp teeth for smiling and nodding your head when we tell you what to do, buddy. Get back to your slum
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>>43683909
> WE WUZ PREDS

yea yea.
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>>43683909
Man these ZPD plants are so obvious these days
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>>43677841
I'm not the one that asked but thanks anon, it inspired me
Also I should give thanks to the AVGN video too
>>43678549
DELETE THIS PIZZA
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I want to TOUCH Remmy's WOOL!
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>>43681522
why are their eyes luminescent
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>>43685540
You are welcome! Can we call it a collaboration?
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>>43683909
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>>43685969
>Honey easily recognizes fedposting
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>>43685969
>>43685982
>cynical of “The Hero of Zootopia!” (really means hero of prey)
>accused of being a fed
glow worms are tasty too
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hey there, I am new here. I decided to join this place since I was a fan of Zootopia in 2016. (which it's now 5 years old when we hit 2022.)

and soon Zootopia+ is going to be a thing... so I hope you guys are having a good day and have fun watching Zootopia+.
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>>43685740
>>43686682
Time to go from words to facts
Where did I put the squirrel traps...
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night ztg
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>>43687448
goodnight
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>>43687448
night
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>>43685628
>why are their eyes luminescent
She just does that..
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>>43683909
What I wanna know is where is the caveman?
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>>43687127
You can always spot a F̶e̶d̶ Disney plant.
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>>43687127
May you have a good day anon
>>43687448
Goodnight
And may you have a good niht /ztg/
Tell me what to draw during the weekend
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>>43687864
>May you have a good day anon

same to you

>Tell me what to draw during the weekend

nick and judy playing a Boardgames?
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>>43687864
please draw Jack and Judy doing something cute together
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>>43687864
sleeptight goose

could you draw terry with the arctic fox triplets again
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>>43688113
>The Arctic fox triplets see Terry flip his shit on some anons
>Full on autistic AAAAAAAH-ing on folks for sexually harassing him
>Surprisingly they aren't turned off by this, in fact it's quite the opposite; they are very turned on by his rage
>Terry is just screaming his head off while the triplets are biting their lips and squeezing their thighs together in desire, trying not to bring their paw down there...
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>>43688146
>"Skye, get out of the fridge!"
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>>43680643
> would buy pizza / 10
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>>43689779
same
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>>43685488
yep
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>>43683435
nice
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bep
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what music are you listing to /ztg/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JO11kms23k
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>>43692140
>Giant Marty prevents all PDA from happening, or at least halts it
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>>43678224
>>43678261
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>>43693096
Wow giant Marty is also a giant stick in the mud
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>>43693096
i want to pet him
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>>43693231
He's mad because he can't fit in anything. If he can't have fun, then Al and V can't have fun either. Now they need to rent a motel room
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>>43693536
You can't pet things that don't exist
You'll have to settle with regular marty
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>>43692386
https://youtu.be/aqC6QH9aMSQ
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Which one of the girls would fight to get with alpha Remmy first?
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>>43693913
Anneke would pout anytime avo or Betty got close to him
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Marty is such a dick here. He demands beer as if he's entitled to one. No, "can I please have a beer?" Just "Avo give me a beer". No please or anything.
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>>43693989
Sleeptight bun
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>>43694029
Avo was still the omega at this point I believe so I think Marty is trying to act above her
Clearly that's not going to work out for him
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>>43694197
Kek like Marty can pull rank on someone. He can't even make Jeanine do what he wants half the time. Failure toob
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>>43694197
You think he's ever felt entitled to her body when she was the omega?
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>>43694851
I bet he made a comment, got his position threatened, and never tried that again
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Considering Marty had to catch himself from calling remmy a grazer I bet he's also gotten in shit for saying bitch outloud
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>>43695051
That's probably why Betty doesn't like
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>>43695376
Doesn't like him*
Fuck I need to go to bed
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>>43695384
night anon.

and I see that Inscryption reference
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>>43693584
alright
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>>43694029
you cant have beers if you arent colored, rules are rules
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>>43692386
Still trying to really Feel this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIurAP4yHtQ
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>>43697583
nice song
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>>43693623
nice
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bep
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>>43699365
Beep beep, I'm a sheep
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>anneke lifts her head off of remmys wooly chest
>he's still asleep
>instead of snooring remmy bleats very quietly
>anneke tries not to squeal at how cute the sounds are
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>>43692386
https://youtu.be/5-h-h7hoQxg
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Can we just delete Remmy and replace him with a sheep body pillow.

Nothing about packstreet would change
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>>43700684
is this Zootopia+?
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>>43700953
Replacing him with Dawn Bellwether would make it better
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>>43701013
replacing him with Wolter would be better.

No, Wolter still exists, so there's now two Wolters
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>>43700953
>deleting Remmy

Heresy and also gay and also retarded and also seethe
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>>43701773
sheep cope
sheep rope
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>>43700969
No, Chinese ad.
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Judy decided to become a cop after one two many mammals cheated on her Moonopoly games.
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>>43701873
Anon if you can't appreciate sheep boy, you're just a lesser person. It isn't your fault, we aren't mad... just disappointed
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>>43701910
>one two many
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>>43701914
Based sheep boy appreciateor
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>>43701914
Only in the way that a person without baggage has less mass.
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ONE FRANCHISE
>88
INFINITE KINGS
>88
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>>43702204
>>88
I can't believe Charlie's a fucking Nazi
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>>43702200
My only baggage is the wool that Remmy will gift me, thanks very much
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>>43700684
HACKS!
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>>43701048
g
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>>43702357
Gg no re
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>>43702204
The 8 stands for infinity, the 8 also stands for infinity
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>>43685628
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>>43702530
Havent seen this one before. Why does china get teh new zoot stuff?
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>>43703131
Chad Ji Ping ordered it
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>>43703131
Xi loved the movie iirc
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>>43694029
Avo is making the face
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>>43696641
>Only coloured folks can have nice things

Poor white bread Remmy and them pesky segregation laws
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>>43704621
Perfect couple
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Why is everything green
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>>43706413
Because you ate too much kale.
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>>43702530
>'Follow the rice, only the rice matters.'
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>>43703131
They make it so they can claim it as their own. Zootopia 2 will be released in Chinese in 2025, but the dubbed (into engrish) wont come out till 2026.
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>>43684631
>>43685289
>>43685320
>>43685488
>>43685969
>>43687661

fuck around and find out
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>>43709098
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Wolter becomes the alpha
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Uh-oh, Nick's drunk! Take advantage of him quick before he sobers up!
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>>43709761
"Whats your social security number?"
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>>43709761
>Take advantage of him quick before he sobers up!
>dubcon
Ew gross.

Noncon or bust.
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>>43709761
>Nick, Joe called for you...
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Remmy's 9.5 inches of RAMROD
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>>43709883
"Uhh...1...2..3..4..6..rabbit butts... GODDAMNIT!"
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>>43710204
>>Nick, Joe called for you...
"Dave's not here, man!"
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>>43710538
based
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>>43710941
>"The fidelity of your anatomical locational ability is being called into question Cormo..."
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>>43711608
who talks like that?
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>>43706363
so is zhan ok with mrswildestan lewds?
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>>43712256
he's drawn them himself lol
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>>43712295
i mean what he drew was mostly "questionable"
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>>43712367
nah he posted a picture to twitter that was much more explicit
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>>43712256
I dont see why he would have a problem with it
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May you have a good night /ztg/
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>>43713303
sleeptight goose
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>>43711958
Have you read Charlie's lines?
OK, so this might be a little exaggerated.
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God gave mankind dominion over all animals so that means I can touch Remmy's wool whenever I want
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>>43700684
good song
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>>43713590
Just tell him you outrank him in the pack. You'll get away with it because he won't know any better
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>>43714083
Sigma males are allowed to cuddle and pet the omegas, it's 100% real
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>>43713502
No.
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>>43710933
DAVE'S NOT HERE MAN
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>>43714083
Gaslight the sheep
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>>43713590
Also his penis, maybe cut off the urethral process if you feel like it
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>>43714909
>it's a 'Remmy gets Gelded' episode
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>>43714668
>"What do you mean? Of course we're allowed to touch your wool. It's for warmth. You told us that that's what Al said to you when he gave you that new gym bag... Dude, don't go asking him if that's true. Rule #1: Don't be a dumbass, remember? You act suspicious of what he said to you and he'll take it as though you don't trust your alpha. Why don't you trust your alpha, Remmy? What the hell? You even told us you didn't mind if we touched your wool, yourself. Why are you looking at us like we're crazy? You're making me feel like a liar right now."
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>>43715173
>The Gang Shears Remmy
*always sunny theme plays*
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>>43713303
night dude
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>>43717169
oh shit, well rip me then, lol
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Anneke or Avo shears and trims Remmy but only his ass cheeks.

And it's the silliest thing,
but it leaves his shorts filled in everywhere but the seat and got him looking like hank hill ass back there.

Nobody can't not laugh at it.
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>>43718103
They do this by saying they're allowed to because they outrank him
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>>43718773
Sleeptight bun
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I could fix him
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>>43719209
He doesn't think he needs to be fixed
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>>43719209
Marty tells Remmy he outranks him therefore he's entitled to all his stuff before Remmy tells on him and Al excommunicates him to Tundratown to live with Don. Ozzy gets to be Charlie's roommate now
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>>43706363
>Stan fucks Becky once, and she gets taken to the same hospital she works at for pelvic fractures.
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bep
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>>43713590
>God gave mankind dominion over

> "dominion over"
That's the King James re-write. For over 1000 years before that, it read

"God made mankind responsible for" [all of God's Creation on Earth]

The phrasing might have also been "gave responsibility to" or "imposed responsibility upon" in some form, but all we have to work from is the Hebrew from ~2000-3000 years ago, not the texts from before that and not the oral history from before that. The gist of it is that, during the expulsion from Eden, God placed the burden of responsibility for His Creation upon mankind as one of the punishments for disobeying Him. King James wasn't on board with that shit, so he had it 'translated' into something more palatable for his personal slavery, war mongering, and empire-building ambitions.

But, hey, y'know, if Jesus hadn't meant for 'Merikans to rule the world, He wouldn't have written the Bible in plain English. So, sure. Dominion or whatever puts the white people in charge of everything. Because Adam & Eve were clearly lily white Caucasian with blonde hair and blue eyes. All the pretty pictures of them can't possibly be lies.
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>"Did you get the box?"
"It's right here. But there's pieces missing. How are we supposed to win the game if there's no bathtub?"
>"Maybe that's why they threw it out. But it's okay, we don't need all of them for this version anyway. This right here is the important piece."
"...I think you made Strip Mousetrap up."
>"I did not. Look in the manual."
"I can't! It wasn't in the box."
>"Oh? That's a shame."
"You're so silly. What are the rules, then?"
>"Easy. If you catch me, you get to do whatever you want with me."
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>>43722529
"Aaannnndd ... If everyone else fails to catch you ...?"
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>>43719794
I mean he's right, there isn't a female tube on the pack he needs to worry getting pregnant
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>>43719209
>m4rty

From the creators of Marty, Martina and Giant Marty... threse Holidays will bring you a new species of fright.... M4RTY.

Only in Theaters, preorder your tickets now through the pack street app.
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>>43722529
Do you have a name for booru tagging, mysterious mouse fan?
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>>43723394
But anon, what about Martina, you know, incest n stuff?
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>>43723436
I ship it
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Technically, Marty could be used as a fleshlight
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>>43725572
That's why he isn't the Omega despite being a Mamlet
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>>43702204
How would a Lisa crossover work?
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>>43726900
I love it
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>>43724490
Martina is not real.
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>>43722383
Those are synonyms. To be responsible for something is to have authority over it. You're responsible, so you're in charge. You get the blame when something goes wrong, because you're in charge of how it goes.
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>>43723436
I love comfy stuff like this
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youtube.com/watch?v=POULqWlwmHA

fox haet pussy
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>>43726900
I was thinking about the fact that Zootopians would make every character a prey species for marketing and because people would find prey to be less threatening

But then I realized that it's Santa "Claus". There's not many prey puns you can make with that.

>That one prey mother who sits her child down on Santa Claws' lap is a secret predo
>She blushes and bites her lip whenever Santa acts nice to her and her kid
>Al is secretly deeply uncomfortable with the attention
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>>43729181
lol
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>>43722529
That's Melody, right? Hot.
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Thread is going slow. Would the characters enjoy Die Hard?
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>>43729694
I propose that Santa Claws is a folklore character of prey origins who is essentially Saint Nicholas and the Krampus rolled into one.
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>>43732208
im sure they would
the real question is what characters consider die hard a Christmas movie
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>>43732319
All of the correct ones
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>>43732208
Recast them as talking animal people, who's which species?
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>>43732217
Does that imply there is a form of Christianity?
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>>43732725
>Jesus is called the lamb of God
>Remmy is a sheep

Remmy Christ
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>>43732319
It's Al's go-to Christmas movie cuz it ain't cheesy and it's action oriented while being in season
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>>43726900
The h̶o̶g̶ Wolf Father
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>>43733389
Booba
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>>43732665
Hmm
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>>43733532
Her last name is Clawhauser?
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>>43733922
It's a long story...
https://e621.net/pools/8826
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Daddy musclegut
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>>43734385
Should be mandatory for all girls.
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>>43734673
>YWN be manhandled
>YWN be shown your place in the pack

WHY GOD, WHY?
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>>43735541
*wolfhandled
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>>43735541
Calm down Femmy. Someday you'll get a strong wolf bf who's into shearing ewe's, don't worry
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Sorry anons, I try to but lately it seems I'm not able to draw a single drawing, no ideas, no energy, nothing
Sorry for the anons who made requests
May you have a good night /ztg/
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>>43736487
Goodnight a-sig
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>>43732911
He was shorn for our sins
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>>43738705
*pees everwhere*
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>>43735844
> wolf bf who's into shearing ewe
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>>43738859
Lmao nice
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>>43738859
I think that's most horrifying face I've ever seen Weaver draw.
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>>43739141
not weavs
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>>43738859
I can vividly recall the "la la la" child voice singing
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>>43738859
>I say, I've said, my name, is Fred

>And this poem is within my head

>It was a summer morn that I met him, one who had not been shorn

>my neighbor, Remmy, little Remmy, wool so un-blemm(ished)y.

>He invited me in on a warm summer day, unknowing of the game we would soon play

>As he passed me a beer, i began to feel, I fear...

>Very Nauuughty.
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>>43719209
how
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>>43729181
It knows that if it bites the cat it'll get the absolute shit beaten out of it.
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>>43732319
it is literally the best christmas movie ever
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>>43744670
Sleeptight bun
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>>43745085
>you better have a good reason for waking me up or I'll fucking scratch your face

>>43745106
I am hatred incarnate, fear me
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If Nick is gay, why does he live with two sexy vixens and keep fucking them daily
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Place your bets, which one has a dick?
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>>43748570
Judy
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>>43748570
I'm gonna say Edith, not because h̶i̶s̶ her nickname is Edie, but because they are the only one trying to look feminine.
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>>43749835
>>43748892
>>43748570
Implying Nick has no dick, as he was not chosen
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>>43742507
true power
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Haha wouldn't it be funny if Al would SPANK members of the pack who disrespect him haha wouldn't it be so hot I mean funny?
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>>43742104
cat
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>>43738859
nice art
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>>43748570
So their nicknames are just their normal names with "ie" stuck on the end? Siroc isn't even trying anymore.
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>>43750064
That would be so funny man, I would get so hard.. I mean laugh at that,
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>>43752456
>anymore
when was he trying?
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>>43750064
Haha imagine if remmy popped a fear boner while getting spanked lol
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>>43752755
Fucking Kek what if he was in the middle of getting spanked lol and he was hard as fuck and, lmao, he tried to bite his lip to muffle his bleats and moans but failed lmao I'd just die laughing haha
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>>43753026
Lmao imagine if al took remmys pants off to spank his smooth sheared ass haha
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>>43753897
Ywn be intimidated by Al into respecting his sheer powerful presence
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>>43753912
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>>43753897
>>43753912
>>43754490
Needs a fourth panel with fat wolf nut face plapping.
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>>43754520
This except the girl is remmy
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>>43755383
That's what happens when you disrespect a man in his territory
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The tension between them is crazy, they just need to bone whether Remmy agrees with it or not
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>>43753897
>>43753912
>>43754490

Haven't been here in a long while. This bunny girl a new character in Pack Street?
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>>43755962
no thats one of mangnetos characters
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>>43755990
*i believe
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>>43755990
How the fuck did a mutant terrorist make beastars fanfiction
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Here's a thing
https://colab.research.google.com/drive/11bGsgfXn10SBG_zzpZ88Px3o8i1r9gYA
You can train your own image generation AI. I can't make heads or tails of it, but if anyone can get it working I'd love to see how it handles weaver's stuff, or any other prolific artist.
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>>43755851
I want to see these two share a sleeve or just them frotting
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>>43756047
He calmed down when found out about anime.
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nft's
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>>43757455
Nice fucking teeth
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>>43759554
Leotards are my weakness
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>>43759554
I love her
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>couldn't even afford a proper 8 candle
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>>43761894
Damn why didn't Marion get her an eight? Either they were sold out or she's cheap af
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>>43754490
I bet Al's quivering in his fur right now
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>>43761894
Her odds of diving the right digit out of the dumpster behind the bakery were only 10 percent, give her a break
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>>43755851
>same energy
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May you have a good night /ztg/
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>>43763211
sleeptight goose
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>Remmy woke with a start at the knocking on his door.
>"Need you out here." Al's voice.
>Remmy grunted. "What the heck do you need me for at..." He finally opened his squinting eyes enough to see his alarm clock. Jeez, it was 3 AM.
>"It'll only take a second." Betty's voice. "Need you to clear something up.
>Remmy fumbled the blankets around him as Al knocked again. "I'm getting decent for you, could you wait?" the sheep snapped.
>When he got the door open, he glowered at the two wolves. "You do realize I'm not nocturnal? What do you need that couldn't wait for daylight?"
>"Sheep are a species of owl, right?"
>Remmy tried to repeat the words back to himself in his mind, but he was tired. "What?"
>"Sheep," Betty tried to explain, "they're, like, related to owls. Distant cousins, evolutionarily, right?"
>Remmy waited for either of them to laugh. "Why would you think-"
>"Yarnball, it's late, and I really just need a yes or no from you. Are sheep a type of owl?"
>Remmy looked over to Al.
>"This is taking too long," Al said to Betty. "There's a really easy way to find out."
>Al gripped the top of Remmy's head and quickly twisted it all the way around until he was back to looking up at Al. When Al took his hand away, Remmy immediately crumpled onto the floor.
>"See?" Al said, pointing at Remmy's body. "If he were an owl, he would be able to turn his head all the way around."
>"Not every owl does that," Betty retorted. "Just barn owls, I think there are plenty of owls who can't turn their heads like that."
>"Every single owl does that, yes they do," Al snapped as they both left the body of the sheep and walked to the next room, knocked on the door. "Do you have any charge on your cell phone? Betty and I are arguing about birds, we need to look something up online."
>"Maybe we should have asked for a phone charger first?"
>Al looked at Betty, confused for a moment. "Oh," Al suddenly realized, "right, because... well, whatever, lets look this up then go to bed."
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>>43763792
Fuck
I just realized that a way funnier ending would be Al saying they should ask someone else if they can use their phone to look this stuff up, and then Betty says that she could just use her phone, and then Al asking why they didn't just look it up in the first place, and then Betty saying because its easier just to ask Remmy
My failure will follow me to my grave, if I had taken but 10 minutes to consider longer I could have made this green so much better
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>>43763986
It's still pretty funny
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>>43763986
I l̶i̶k̶e question the way you think...
This is so devious.
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>>43763792
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page 10, someone make a new thread
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>>43764978
She looks a bit young to be drinking that.
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>>43756739
Remmy can't do that until Wolter gives him his sleeve back
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>>43693989
yeah gimme a fuggen uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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