/ZTG/ - Zootopia General: I Don't Actually Have Something to Say I just Wanted to Point at You with My Shades EditionPastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2TBooru: zoo.booru.orgZTG Creator List: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19heSY9BvV3t0qPa2XJa6q2n7ywyl1Yhckzc1Db-aGF4Anon's Honest Zootopia Fan Fiction Reviews: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/31830969/#31831031Archives: www.ztarchive.com / desuarchive.orgPrevious thread: http://www.ztarchive.com/trash/thread/43123130Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/43123130Thematic Thursday: Next theme is pending...More information on TT:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14sf_QBuL4E6S11se28Xl9Sp3ohgnrhGYE4SchwSUQjYTT Archive: t3event.tumblr.comTT Pastebin: pastebin.com/gudYsYHL
>>43176635
Also lemme if I flubbed up and didn't notice if TT updated.
>>43178489>fox confuses fingers as penises
>>43178489foxo haet color nail
It just makes sense
>>43178851Everyone on pack street is straight, cope
>>43178413>pastes in literal photo of a cameraironic
>>43178851I don't know which ship I like more remoz or alpha omega
>>43179290pretty cure Ozzy is implied by cliff and neil to "not be taking a girl home anytime soon". Considering it's coming from a canon gay couple I think thats a pretty solid hint
>>43179290Ozzy, Charlie, Avo, Don, Dewey, Pandora, Cliff, Neil
>>43179534Remmy is heavily implied to be bi as well
>>43179669I'd have to see some proof of that. Ozzy has multiple references to being gay, but Remmy might just be very easily convinced to ride the fagwagon.
>>43179859Remmy shows occasional thirst for Cliff and Neil.
>>43180014Oh yeah true. I like that weaver keeps stuff like his ambiguous. Even the obviously gay guys never really come out and say it.
>>43179534are straight
I think Remmy is only attracted to guys if they look like JoJo characters
>>43180613I ship Remmy and Legosi.
>>43180726I ship Remmy and Riz
two totally straight dudes talking about girls and how they have crushes on them
>>43179527>pretty cure
>>43181470Yes.
>>43182091Couples that cohabit before marriage are more than twice as likely to get divorced than couples that don't.
>>43179471>remozAt least give it something like Dorothy
>>43182296I liked it better when it was about abortion and lesbians.
>>43182296are those kids are retarded?
>>43182296marge
>>43182296This is almost as lame as the hooker comic
>>43181470Is this supposed to be a young Nick and Finnick?I know it won't happen, but the little Zootopia+ thing to show Nick's backstory with Finnick.
God I want to rape Marty so much
>>43182441No you dont lol
>>43182217>Couples that cohabit before marriage are more than twice as likely to get divorced than couples that don't.I know the study you're referencing and its loose conclusions don't prove what you think they do
>>43182524What study? I was making that stat up.
>>43182487Fine you caught me, I just want to molest him
>>43182544the one by the steve jobs foundation
>>43182666who the hell is foundation?
>>43182685ligma jobs
I think Jeanine and Charlie should hook up and be autistic together
https://archiveofourown.org/works/10201733/chapters/27212058
>>43182888Jeansjeanine & Pooh Charliesty linked up! need it or keep it??!
>>43179534>Avo, Charlie, Pandorasince when?
>>43183459Never, avo died
>>43183459Avo's bi, for sure, and I'm pretty sure Charlie is crushing on Pandora.
>>43183547>Almost as big as Giddy!>OH MY GOD!!!!Haha, but seriously, this is great! Akiric's Sharla is just pretty!
>>43183627Avo can be Tri, from Charlie reaction to her I wouldn't bet on it. Unsure if it was on the earlier chapters or the metamorphosis but I placed Avo snd Charlie as aversion on Charlie side.
>>43183786>I placed Avo snd Charlie as aversion on Charlie side.what
>>43184121A quick rummage reveals a bevy of beauty products fit for a queen. I wonder for a moment if our resident Egyptian wouldn't love to get her claws on these, but knowing her sharp tongue, I think she'd prefer to leverage them into taunts against me than employ them for herself. Not that I haven't grown used to her barbs, but on a topic this sensitive, I don't relish the thought of her knowing.Is the passage
>>43184202Interesting. I didn't take it that way when I read it but I think there could be merit to it. We don't see Avo and Charlie interacting much, after all.I don't get what that has to do with Avo being bi though.
>>43182296Finally I get it (I think), this is Borbortion's statement at the political corruption of the third world shit hole he lives in, where the elections are rigged, and the if the people with power (the cops or army) don't like the victor, they just stage a coup and take over, while the cartels continue to actually run the country anyway.
>>43182487'69, you're doing it wrong.
>>43184458>the if the people Porem dilma e lula foram eleitosDentrobquatro temer, que ate hj ainda entra na politica para manter relevancia e jogos rolando
>>43184272Charlie avo pandora having a threesome I thought the anon meant, i can see charlie pandora. Avo pandora so so but thats because pandora is her boss so im automatically vetoing it. Charlie with avo i think its hard since that statement shows how little charlie thinks of avo. The same avo who stops using Grazer the moment Remmy says he doesnt like it, despite every interaction giving him shit.
>>43184859Happy B'day Nemo!!
May you have a good night /ztg/>>43184859Happy birthdayI guess it is time for a new restraining order
>>43184859Happy Bday squirrel friend!Hope you had a good one!
>>43184859may you finally score
>>43178851
>>43186054where is faggot?where is faggot?here I am!here I am!How are you today sir?Just bend down, I'll show you.[gay sex moans][gay sex moans]
>>43184859Hap birthday
>>43186120>[gay sex moans]Gay sex is a myth. Where ar they gonna put their dick in anyway? Just their mouth?
>>43186335Gays have a vagina hidden in the back of the knee. That's how they reproduce.
I feel bad, i shouldve specified im not nemohowever it is still his bday so give him his congratulations once he does show up
How to tell your sex/gender:1. Do you have a penis? (If yes, you're a male. If no, see question 2.)2. Did you used to have a penis before suffering a farming accident? (If yes, you're a male. If no, you're a female.)
>>43186688>once he does show upI'm sure you'll find him!
>>43186688You must take responsibility as Nemo from now on
My Lord is you and your discord desperate today.
Who?
>>43186844>>43186688great, now there's TWO of them
>he doesnt know about the official /ztg/ discordI'd give you a link if I had a way to do in private, cant be handing links to it in the open
>>43187214Who?
>>43187161After finding out he's on other threads I'm having so much fun with his posting habits. I was wrong when I claimed he was a phony Redblood.
>>43184859Happy birthday Nemo
>>43186688
>>43187235judy is made for bbc
>>43187235
>>43187517
Good night, ztg
>>43187547Sleeptight
>>43184859>>43184905>>43185741>>43185818>>43185836>>43186288>>43186688Thank you all for the well-wishes, and some not so well!
>>43187788Happy birthday! Don't forget to wear a condom.
>>43187547Affectionate Marty is best Marty.
>>43187788Hope you have a good one, cant crack open one with you but heres a cheer through the screen.
>>43184616Please, Dear Sweet Baby Jesus, tell me that's not Borba...
>>43189235No, thats Bolsonaro.
>>43189235That's Sergio Moro.
>>43189235dont use my pain over nayuaco value choice as a reaction image
>>43189235Yes, that is Borba
>>43189307>>43189419>>43189483>>43189514You people are confusing me and you make Judy cry.
>>43189766I bet her tears smell good.
>>43182296What a waste of time.
>>43189766I want to make judy cry more. Maybe scream too
>>43189766
>>43189805>>43189865You're terrible people and you should feel terrible.(more details on the second post, plz.)
>>43189958Is that a black or white cock, I cant tell
>>43189969I just said her tears smell good, that doesn't mean I want to make her cry.
>>43189958>>43187521>>43187517>>43187235>>43189997they are all furboi cocks. you just can't tell b/c the artist has zero creativity.
>>43190008>I just said her tears smell good, that doesn't mean I want to make her cry.You are absolved.
Tis the season for ageing...This image is now three years old.
>>43189865be nice to judy
>>43190112I like men in my butt.
>>43190112Happy birthday
>>43189969>more details on the second post, plz.I want to physically and sexually abuse the bun
>>43190047>furboiwhats this new meme name?
>>43190579>new
>>43190409>I want to physically and sexually abuse the bunJudy wouldn't like that at all!At first.
>AU where Remmy gets caught trying to leave The Box while Betty and Avo are hazing him for being in there>They drag him back inside to showcase more outfits for him before Avo tries some on>Betty guards all exits to keep Remmy in place>Remmy keeps hiccupping and trying not to burst into tears as they throw jab after jab at him>The floodgates nearly burst open when they point out how much he's "enjoying" the show>He pathetically says he can't leave at the moment anymore>When Avo tries to make a joke about how it's because he's finally being honest about wanting to be here, Remmy stops making noise and just shuts down>Betty forcefully lifts up his face by his chin and sees that his eyes are squeezed shut and he's crying>"Well, this isn't fun no more.">"Yeesh, q-tip. Learn to take a joke, already.">"Ease up on him, for fucks sake. Maybe he got like this 'cause of you thinking that would look good on you.">"Oh, go to hell, beta."
What is it about companies making their furry mascots look slightly sexualized? Do they do it on purpose? They must know what they're doing, right? For sales
>>43192321Sure, why not
I see stuff like this all the time. Car mechanic mascots, cereal boxes, etc
>>43192321>>43192450>those >sexualisedCalm your fucking dick, the porn is messing with your mind. Those are just regular ass anthro drawings
>>43192636Why is the fox wearing absolutely nothing but heels
>>43192818Because there is little to no sexual characteristics on her so theres no need to bother puthing clothes which would detract from the design.May aswell ask why sonic and tails wear nothing but shoes and gloves.
>>43192929Sonic doesn't have this seductive gaze
>>43193801Sleeptight
got two tonight for ya, not proud of them first one, but quite like the second…
>>43194225
>>43194238Is the fox transforming into a beanbag chair?
>>43194238It's interesting, but the perspective is disconcerting because there's confused visual cues.
>Zootopia+ is disney answer to Beast Complexoh no
>>43194516do you mind elaborating? not that I don't see anything wrong, but i am having trouble seeing what you're talking about?
>>43182296Post the fucking comments and description, I want to see him explain this shit and see if anyone's fucking buying it.
Imagine getting baited by fucking Borba. How embarrassing
>>43195318>"God, yarnball it's like you're allergic to clippers or some shit.">"W-where are you taking me?">"Upstairs.">"Okay? To do what, exactly?">"You not see these things in my other paw?">I feel my chest grow tight.>"No.">"Yes," she says, her voice stern. "You're gettin' sheared, and it's happening *now*.">"N-no. No no no, NO. Betty, please-">"-we're past negotiations, now.">"-but, I can do that myself-">"But you aren't gonna, you dumbass. You woulda done it a month ago, a week ago, but you keep puttin' it off. Now quit fuckin' squirming. You oughta be thanking me going outta my way, doin' you this favor.">"J-just gimme the clippers and I'll do the job for you, then. No need to go out of your way to do this!">"... Eh, I'm already here. May as well start you off at the top. I'll even leave your precious cotton ball untouched this time," she says, patting my head wool with the mechanical clippers.>"B-but-">"No buts or I'll shear yours. Now gimme the keys and let's get this over with. Now."
>>43192321I'd like to pop her cherry.
>>43195903(It's because Betty wants to touch and ogle that twink sheep skin but shhhh)
Seriously, how do I find a girl like Betty?
>>43196385most of them are dead or dying from lung cancers or advanced COPD, so you better hurry
>>43196385In the land of dreams
>>43180726Ok.>>43184859Happy B'day motherfucker.
>>43190112Oh and happy B'day to you too Bunstache.
>>43198506what the hell
>>43198506OK, this is a bit weird, but there is some serious potential here.Betty, Avo and Anneke all fighting to get hold of some naïve wolf boy.Then Haru breaks down the door...
>>43178413hey there /ztg/!NeoTT here!it's Monday!and you know what that means...I can't wait for it to be FRIDAY NIGHT!which, coincidentally, is this TT's theme!so, how do Zootopians deal with their week's accumulated stress?I don't know!but (You) can tell us next week!
>>43198578Ay thanks Anon.Will see where the night takes me...
We need to ban automatic tubes
>>43198506annie pogalso louis cuck
>>43199980Im going to ban your existence
>>43190112Happy Birthday RT! To more years.
Post hot tight skunk assholes
>>43201947
>>43198506I can't stop laughing, thanks for making my day.
>>43195265>o you mind elaborating? not that I don't see anything wrong, but i am having trouble seeing what you're talking about?I can't tell if they're standing or lying on the floor. The vertical bars suggest they're standing, but the pair of feet to the left suggests they're lying down and the vantage is from directly above. The extraneous stuff to the right muddles it even further as I don't know whether it's relevant or not.I'm not bagging on your pic -- I always enjoy Nick and Judy having a powerful emotional moment -- and I hope you'll draw more.
>>43198506Holy shit this is amazing
>>43204268Now I'm picturing Legosi taking part in the most autistic dominance display that Al had ever seen. Poor guy wouldn't know what to think
>>43198506>both awkward socially stunted young guys who doesn't understand how the world works>both dumber than a sack of rocksThey're perfect for each other.
>>43205442Fuxk, that would be amazing. I would pay actual money to see this.
>>43203175there's a window behind those chairs with sunlight directed at the floor... in that fix, they're in a therapist's office and break down on the floor>I'm not bagging on your picdon't worry about it; I asked for input, and got input!
>>43205853*in that fic
>>43200989Dunkbus
>>43205853>there's a window behind those chairs with sunlight directed at the floor... in that fix, they're in a therapist's office and break down on the floorAh, now that you explain it, I can see it. Minor suggestion: remove everything to the right of N&J because the object doesn't add anything and confuses the pic (IMHO).
>>43199980Banning them won't stop school tubings, the majority of them involve hand tubes.
It's November 15. You're halfway there! Don't stop now! Keep going!
Already jerked it twice today though.
>>43207270Between people saying not to do it and people enforcing you should masturbate because politics I'm realizing that people really care about people's masturbatory habits.
>>43207270Bullshit. Masturbating is good for prostate health. Nut on, brothers.
>>43207760>Nut on, brothers.Who can I nut on?Plz say Judy plz say Judy plz say Judy.
>>43207808or mate within your species
>>43207808Jesus Christ, Judy has fangs and they're bigger than Nick's.
>>43207270>>43207760
I first jerked off in 1999 and I've never stopped.Shit. I've been nutting longer than some of you have been alive.I'm gonna nut right now. *unzips* *opens tab to Pornhub*
>>43207312
>>43208210
>>43208224
>>43208233
>>43207862she sucks dick...and blood
>>43208322>she sucks dick...and bloodWhat about dick blood?What about dickbutt?What about Dick Nixon?So many questions, so few answers.
Evil Rex be likeI don't know what to tell you, I'm so mad rn
Evil Remmy be likeI don't think my neighbors are hot but they make funny jokes at my expense and it's okay cuz I can take a joke
>>43209714VEGETABLE OIL IT IS
>>43199845>FRIDAY NIGHT!
>>43206770https://archiveofourown.org/works/10699683/chapters/24011016It describes in this chapter that the therapist put insulation board between two chairs, and Nick and Judy fall in front of it
>>43187788Happy birthday!As promised, a restraining order>>43199845>Friday night>I can't use the meme phrase because I've already drawn that imageDAMMIT
>>43190112And happy birthday to you too, RT!
>>43211312You certainly throw a lot of cake. Are you going to clean this up?
>>43211581When do you NOT have a boner?
tug my dick to a goo
>>43208360
>>43211663Rarely.
>>43209714>>43210330Lube? Who still uses lube? Dry is the way real men fuck other men in the ass.
>>43198506>NiceFujoshi Charlie feels strangely on brand. You think she draws pictures of Marty making out with Remmy?
>>43213499I'm just going to say yes because remmy x Marty is a guilty pleasure ship for me
>>43213603I like that shipping. I bet they would bicker like an old married couple.
>>43213499>You think she draws pictures of Marty making out with Remmy?Yes and in typical fujoshi fashion it's pictures of Remmy removing Marty's teeth, raping him or whipping his fur out with his eyes teary.
My name is John. I use He/Him pronouns. Good to meet you.
>>43214385Hi, John!
>>43211581CLEAN YOURSELF>>43211943AND DELETEIt's better to run and barricade myself in the houseMay you have a good night /ztg/Remember to always activate your anti-squirrel traps before going to sleep
>>43214427Please don't use my deadname. My gender is fluid, and I now go by Lauren. Please use She/They pronouns.
>>43214516Hi, John!
>>43214472Sleep tight, Tuber.
>>43214472This is the ZPD, we traced the posts and they're coming from inside the house
i love a good man in my ass (cause im a gay)
>>43215967>(cause im a gay)You misspelled immature.
>>43215967i love a good man in my ass (cause i'm into anal vore)
>>43216746How can you anal vore someone if buttholes don't have teeth?
>>43214472Sleeptight goose
>>43216907You underestimate the power of my dingleberries
>>43190112Oh, missed this, Happy birthday
>>43195549Note: With this page I finally end my creation of Zootopia fan comic series. Since October 2016 we've come a long way, full of ups and downs, but finally it's time to rest. Thanks to all the people who have followed me all these years, whether they like the stories or not. It was a real roller coaster, wasn't it?As a side note, have you noticed how Shay stopped stuttering after the trauma of seeing her "husband" being "killed"?
>>43218094Its finally over, with one long wet fart.
>>43218094Someone make a porn parody where Judy gets Shay to bear Nick's child
>>43218094There's no way that the sudden, whiplash inducing change in tone during this epilogue WASN'T caused by people absolutely shitting all over the previous "final chapter" and Zoot BLM/Proud Boys.Suddenly becoming a fucking Loony Tune at the last minute and ending with a joke just reeks of absolute, final disgust for the reader.
>>43218253Do you really think
>>43218770Not him but idc. Even if this given consolation might get taken back, there's always gonna be this one thing out of his control, now: Every recruiter and hr department in the industry. Noone is gonna credit him, even if he finds someone to pay him. Anyone who'd sign him would exist in the far reaches like Vídeo Brinquedo, anyway.He's done. Drawn by his own hand inside the event horizon of creativity's blackest hole.Anything we see now is merely the afterimage of a person who does not exist anymore.
>>43219543Eh, I doubt it is that serious. I mean he grabbed this comic after several tantrums because he knew it is the only thing that got him relevance. He probably wasn't drowning in opportunities before or now.Im just glad the play pretend of this cycle is over.
>>43218952>>43218965Kick that fatass off the force
>>43220182>imageOh hey, it's nobbert.
you look like you might have a fever. come, let my penis be your rectal thermometer.
>>43208180>Shit. I've been nutting longer than some of you have been alive.Your naivete amuses me...
>>43205746>Legosi lifts his chin and bears his neck before Al>As Al approaches, Legosi starts swinging wildly at the air, believing this is supposed to be how it works>"Oh, you wanna fight? That how it is!? Tryna get a sucker punch like a coward? ... Uh... What the fuck are you doing? What is this?">Legosi starts pinwheeling while marching forward, his face still aimed at the ceiling in an anxious grimace.>Betty can't hold back her laughter as she watches Al stare at Legosi, feeling baffled and deeply concerned for the scarred wolf. He figures that he lost some brain cells in whatever accident he went through.>"The fuck is this!?" Al booms as Legosi trips over the couch and screams as he falls over. Now Avo can't help but bust out laughing as Legosi flails his legs in the air.>Anneke enters the building and watches as that cute eye candy she spotted earlier in the day makes a complete fool of himself before the whole pack. Why is it that she ends up feeling attracted to all the stupid ones?>Unable to bear this spectacle any longer, Al plods over and orders him to stop, but the alpha gets caught by a kick which lifts him off of his feet thanks to whatever strength bullshit Legosi experiences from having a meat fast or something.>When he wakes up, he's on his back and on the floor in a daze.>Then he learns the truth. The pack now has a new alpha. Even though Legosi was trying to lose
Big... Beautiful... Blueberry... B-Bunny...
>>43220690>Your naivete amuses me...I have a cum-sock that's older than you.
>>43221298The fact that Legosi fails upwards into becoming the alpha is the cherry on top.
I don’t think I showed this here but yes, this is something I’m doing…2d open world game kinda like LA Noire meets Club Penguin and DeltaruneStoryline has you play between Nick and Judy, and an online mode where you can interact with other mammals…
>>43222182big if big
>>43211341Hey thanks, this captures the receding hairline well.
>>43218952>>43218965>>43218977My favorite part about this is how the English just breaks down more and more for each picture.
I kind of want to draw a gay ship, any suggestions?
>>43227698Do lesbians count? If so Judy and bellwether
>>43227698Cliff x Al x Neil
>>43227698I wanna see CCs fuckingDraw your OC with someone else's
>>43227698Don & Dewey deserve all the wholesomeness circumstances denied 'em. Gary & Larry too but aside from those two?Maybe Percy & Hugh.or Woolter & Ozzy but it's not anything serious.
>>43227698Remmy x ozzy or remmy x marty
>>43227698SavageWilde
>>43227698second >>43229690or nick x finnick
>>432236691. there is a genderswap my dick didn't know it wanted. Good lord.2. I like how this could be a period kung fu movie in the zootopia universe with very little changing. Birds and insects could be magical creatures.
>>43227698Ozzy powerbottoming Remmy
>>43229877Seconding
>>43227698>I kind of want to draw a gay ship, any suggestions?This...
>>43229877>>43229688good taste
>>43227698Ozzy x Rex. Particularly, I got this image of Rex playfully feeding Ozzy a burga by hand and it's weirdly cute
>>43182296After this traumatic experience, Shay would divorce Judy and leave her for her secret wolf lover she was seeing for 9 years. And for revenge, she would tell the media about Judy's abortion and the once beloved mayor became Zootopia's most hated woman. The End
>>43227698Nick x WolterThe forbidden ship
>>43230766This makes me very uncomfortable. It's like Nick's raping Judy.
>>43187214lemme in :v Armasyll#2779
>>43231210>>43230766Mabye change the dialogue a bit.
>>43231210>>43231786Yeah, just a little tweek it up a bit and you're good. Have her say some generic shit like "I'm gonna cum" or somethingand instead of saying "I just can't stop" in the final panel, Nick can go>Couldn't hold it in any
>>43232004What about Judy's dailouge: Change the hurting me to something like, "Oh Nick please, don't stop!!!" Or something, "Oh Nick, you beast!!!!"
>>43164671I'm usually at the "lets ignore borba as hard as possible" but this guy's research was just mindblowing. The extensive evidence that shows that he actually has some sort of personality disorder is surprising, I always just thought that he is trolling, but the amont of time he contradicts himself just so he can look like the one who is right at the current argument is endless. https://www.reddit.com/r/zootopia/comments/qt6nke/borbas_comics_an_analysis_of_what_was_wrong/
>>43232312>reddit
>>reddit
>>43230886Love this bug eyed creeper
>>43232971
>>43232550>>43232465What's the problem?
>>43232996The tail color is wrong.
I have no mouth and I must bleat
>>43231210You can't rape a rabbit, it's in their biology.
So, who is the sexiest tube?
>>43234063Otterton
>>43234063Marty>>43234586Also a good choice.
>>43234016So Wolter's penis looks like Remmy?Got it.
Do we have consensus on what Mrs Otterton's first name is?
>>43235837Tonotter
>>43232442Sauce: https://twitter.com/phillyscoophall/status/935665113251663872
>>43235837Not that I know of, people don't use them too much to give a general name like Marian or whatever for Mrs Wilde
>>43235737is that why Anna likes Remmy
>>43236185I thought her names was Victoria.
>>43237407>>43236185I prefer her to call her Mrs. Wilde.Giving her a name feels wrong. I’d be fine if it was a canon name.
>>43237449or just "Mommy"
>>43237516Only Nick may say that
>>43236185John Wilde's name came from some of the older happy town official concept art.
May you have a good night /ztg/
>>43238746Goodnight sluttygoose
>>43238746Good night, asig
>>43238746Sleeptight gooser
I'm dead
I bet Gary likes to throw the ball for Larry to catch and that's how they spend a Sunday afternoon with each other
