Zootopia Thread: Dank memes EditionPastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2TBooru: zoo.booru.orgZTArchive: ztarchive.comDesustorage: desuarchive.org/trashThematic Thursday: http://www.strawpoll.me/10716720 (Closes Thu 14/7/16 00:01 GMT)(Less than 6 hours to vote)
>>4081716
>4081716bad joke, bit like your life, faggot
Don't mind me,just posting best bune.
>>4081763
>>4081597
reminder that all foxes are scum and should be purged or ignored
>>4081778We really do need depictions of him that don't send everyone into rage.
>>4081732what jokeit's just an image of an elastic bun butt getting plowed
>>4081785But she's cute.
>>4081765Get out of here Jude
>>4081781
hurr durr pixaralways use good advice even if it is given by a drunken bum
>>4081793I really like this one.
>>4081816
I can't believe Remmy is dying of cancer.
Hey /zoot/ how was your day? Hope it was good, or at least adequate. Did you do annything neat?>>4081735Oh neat, 2 of my pictures, kind've>fucingaw fuck.
>>4081778>still has fangs
>>4081793What did you think of him in Swine and Dine?http://archiveofourown.org/works/7452559
>>4081871I'll give it a read when I get back.
>>4081816>>4081833Happy things in warm lighting is my fetish.
>>4081853>Did you do annything neat?About to. I really need to finish the next part of my fic.
>>4081862Thats because he's Judy's and Nick's son
>>4081820Crazy how much of this is aligns with what Comic suggests.
>>4081808that how they get you anon
>>4081849I take it that his eyebrows are too powerful to be defeated by chemo?
>>4081914>>4081785>spoiler alert>it's Nick's mom
>>4081793
>>4081849Pffft that's not cancer, Betty decided he needed a clean shave.
>>4081921Worse.His eyebrows are in fact two tumors.That's why they're so big.
>>4081905I actually like this take on him, but if Jack is an international man of mystery extraordinaire, what of Nick and Judy's little vixen?
>>4081785>>4081914>>4081925Zhan named her Rosie Reynard
>>4081947She can grow up to be anything she wants.
>>4081862pic related source?
>>4081853Retail is the punishment of a angry God for a Sinful world
>>4081813I have no idea what you mean. I'm not Jude. I'm not gay either, but if Nick wanted to go out for dinner I wouldn't say no.
>>4081947she's the villain
>>4081975They actually absolutely love eachother, it's just repeated escalating incidents of sibling rivalry
>>4081956>>4081975why not Jack's competition from an allied nation?
>>4081853I'm so sorry, no one deserves that job. Mr... what's your name again?
>>4081921>>4081943
>>4081947I prefer to think of her as a lounge singer. Or maybe a pop star like Gazelle one day.
>>4081992Why would his sister do that?
>>4081732fuk u fgt say that about my rabbit ass again ill take u to the knot pusy boi
>Two hours to vote left, anon.
>>4082005Oh my god, I need a pic/fic of this. Gazelle getting overjoyed at hearing her sing at a tryout or something..
>>4081965dunno, saved it from an old thread, if I had to guess i'd say it's from an adaptation of Wind in the Willows, but i'm not sure
>>4082028>Domestic Abuse has no chance of winningShitty poll
>>4081879Cool, it'd be nice to see opinions.
>>4081925>>4081953she's also a pro hustler
Reminder that Ozzy's Mom needs a pinup on a magazine cover.
>>4082028Fit is losing! Please anonymous lurkers in the thread, vote for fit!
Ignore Avo Posters
>>4082005Is Nick going to bust his tail again to arrange someone he loves a chance to sing in a lounge club?
>>4082052>Mice do their morning jogs on brick wallsconfirmed
>>4082056
>>4082042>Wanting domestic abuse to winWhat a shitty human being
>>4082085domestic abuse is busy beating Ron Perlman
>>4081892What fic is this?>>4081971A hell i've been in for too many years. I dont typically even work with customers anymore but i had to cover someone else's shift today.>>4082001Goat, nice to meet you mister ... something or other?
>Jude is Judy's identical twin>He decides to visit Judy in the big city>Walks from the station too her home>On his way home a fox in a police officer uniform stops him.>He talks to Jude as if he knows him>Jude figures it must be a colleague and tries to explain he is her twin>The fox mearly laughs and drags him along>They end up at a bar where they drink some rounds>Jude is a lightweight and ends up hammered in no time>When Judy comes home she sees Nick pounding her twin>Just as he knots the rabbit he sees Judy
>Jack is Nick and Judy's adopted teenage son>Has fox sister, idk- Rosie? also adopted, also teen>When Nick and Judy aren't at home, Rosie's totally dominating Jack>One day wants him to dom her>He's too much of a fukboi>She gets him into it with some roleplay>Jack Wilde becomes Jack Savage>Wild sex ensues, and by the end she accidentally claws his face>They both think it looks 'Savage' and she gets him to put stripes on his face>Nick and Judy think the stripes are a political statement on pred-prey identificationy/n?
>>4081914>>4082052NEVER TRUST A FOX
>>4082009why not? i'd rather see them competing to solve cases or recover the mcguffin in a lighthearted Lupin/Fujiko kinda way than be outright enemies>IN B4 SOMEONE MENTIONS INCEST
So, do we ever see any Bugburga in the background in the movie? I havent seen any hints as to its existence.
>>4082068>mfw cyberpunk actually spiked after this post
>Cyberpunk has 9% of the votesYEH BOIIIII
>>4082108>What fic is this?Kit's in the cradle. Did revisions and started chapter 2 over the past couple days. Gonna work on it some more.
>>4082012
>>4081521Now I can't help but think of like, betty's disgust at shep being with bellwether after the scandal, and also the shit remmy would run into after thinking he was becoming okay with them and then bellwether pulling all her shit and everyone but ozzy just glares at him
>>4082068gib link.
>>4082079Thirded
>>4082177Here>>4081597it's the strawpoll
>>4082167>Betty collars Remmy one day as he's heading back to his apartment.>"Yo lambchop. My brother's having a welcome home party for his wife and wants me to come.">"What's that got to do with me?">"I gotta bring a plus one, and she's a sheep. I figure you'd be the one she'd be most likely to get on with."
>>4082095The neighbors are calling the police
>Swinton kissing a baby
>>4081953Rapeable RosieRavaged Rosie
>>4082167>but ozzy just glares at himI'd like to think that Ozzy would be the one to break up the mob when they come banging at Ozzy's door.Betty would be a close second, but that's just my shipfagging talking.>>4082231top gek
>>4082231The long con has paid off
>>4082231...I am okay with this.
>>4082167>The lump in the roof of Shep's subcompact from the years of straining to contain his mountain of a frame.
>>4082207>Betty collars RemmyI'm already into it.
>>4082112>http://www.strawpoll.me/10716720Make moar!
>>4082249>they come banging at Ozzy's door.Wow, what the fuck is up with my brain today?
>>4082116
>>4082116adorkable AND lewd?
What the fucking shitty fuck is going on in this thread??!!!
>>4082272
>>4082012>>4082165I love both sides of this meme with all my heart.
Would you?
>>4082108Wait is your artist handle actually goat? I really can't remember your name, I haven't been here very long.
>>4082568yes, I would definitely feed those vegetables to that bunbun
>>4082568Yes. Duh.
>>4082568you can barely make a soup out off that one. this rabbit gives you a feast
Does anyone have a good, clean, and colored reference image for Jack that includes the whole head plus ears?I would just use >>4081778 but it needs to be looking forward.
>>4082568Food the Jude.Do it Stewed.
>>4082528fuck off, shitposting faggot
>>4082589Dem dewlaps
>>4082085I actually had a really good fic idea for Domestic Abuse.
>>4082609This is his original concept image.Maybe it's helpful?
>>4082165You fucked up my file name
>>4082568>>4082610Stu probably had to, for the carrot king.
Would mimigas fit into Zootopia?
>>4082629Here you go.
>>4082624Oh,anon...
>>4082249everyone but ozzy I saidI can't imagine ozzy particularly caring
>>4082631It's helpful if I bothered to get off my ass and draw it myself, which is probably what's going to have to happen.Also, holy shit. I didn't know he was an official concept. I thought he was just some fetish meme.
what draw?
So is there an official flag for zootopia anywhere in the movie?
>>4082720Nick and Judy annoyed waiting at a drivethru.
>>4082686I had a different tack, but the same sort of feel.
>>4082720Carrot Souls
>>4082720Ozzy's Mom
>>4082720draw nick with a horsecockhaving sex with judybut the cock is so long it goes straight through her and he's cumming inside his mom's mouth who is kissing a Judy misshapen but perfectly fine thanks to furry physics
Now that I've finished listening to ComicAnon's critique finally, I'll shill the first draft of House of Memories once morehttp://pastebin.com/ZJmpCCuHJack Savage invites Judy Hopps for dinner at his place.Things happen.https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/house-of-memoriesComic's critique is here if you prefer listening. He brings up a lot of good points about the general flow of the story.Enjoy?>>4082717Nope, Savage was a Bond-esque protag for a while.
>>4082720Nick finds out that Judy actually knows magic, but has just kept it on the down low.
>>4082584It's Gud.
>>4082231>not dropping a popsicle down the cleavage to watch her reach for it>not having Swinton reflexively suck it in an inappropriate way because it's been between her tits>no Mr. Stevens panicking in the background
Did Weaver ever address why Remmy is on pack street?
>>4082818It's cheap and Remmy's broke.
>>4082818cheap place to rent a room
>>4082802SoTwitchy Judy in the same style when?
>>4082818rent is cheap, what other reason would he need?
>>4082818yes, in his first appearance
>>4082167>>4082207>Betty crushing a beer in silent rage as she gets the invitation, knowing full well of bellwether's deeds>before a lightbulb goes on above her head and she grins deviously>hours later, she walks into the party and the dew attendees go quiet at the sight>she walks in with a shaved sheep, trembling and blushing as she leads him in on a leash>looks at shep>''Heard you got yourself a sheep, I got one too'' as she yanks him to her side with an ''eep''
>>4082759I'm not usually a fan of drama, but I enjoyed it.That bit at the end kind of broke my heart a bit, with Judy calling out. Poor bunbun.
>>4082855keep going pleaseWe need more femdom.
>>4082855moar please I am so hungry for it
>>4082836Tomorrow when i'm back from work and remember your request.
>>4082720Civet in a baggy hoodie
GuysWhat if JackWas actually a serial killer that thinks he's a secret agentOr he's a secret agent even from himself and he's controlled by a nefarious group and his real name is Alex Lepson
>>4082902>>4082902please draw civet for this anon, anon.
>>4082720Bucky and Pronk being sexy
>>4082875>That bit at the end kind of broke my heart a bit, with Judy calling out. Poor bunbun.One of the big things I plan is to expand on that a bit more, make it a bit more sweet than bitter.But yes a little bit heartbreaking was the goal.
>>4082587You shouldn't feed much carrots to bunnies anon.
>>4082907what if your ass orbits my dick
>>4082921>>4082902>>4082720More zoosonas lead to more world building!
>>4082855>dew attendeesWell now we know what Shep does for a living, he works for a soft drinks company.
>>4082952How many do we have at this point
>>4082973https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0dUnoecoZ0Obligatory
>>4082954Meant to say few, sorry
>>4082932Oh yeah I wasn't complaining, and it was still sweet, what with him comforting her.It's just nice to see the ramifications of the whole mess aren't gone immediately. It's... it's like I want to see them broken so I can see them help each other mend.
>>4082907>Not Alex Lapine or Alex Lopsonit's shit
>>4082976Beats me. I'm still pretty tickled with my TundraTown lion, though. I need to shape him out a little more, give him some background.
based nobby>>4082976>>4082973>>4082952
>>4083005It's a bunpun from lepus (hare)THE NUMBERS LEPSONWHAT DO THEY MEAN
>>4082998>It's... it's like I want to see them broken so I can see them help each other mend.Hopefully that's what I'll tackle when I rewrite the ending. A focus on what comic called the "new normal" and the sort of routine Nick falls into in calming her during her episodes or whatever you might call them.
>>4083012How about you write a short greentext about him for the upcoming Thematic Thursday, anon?
>>4082741
>>4082976Rock here. I rolled a Jackal. I'm fleshing out the world the best I can with him.
>>4083055>not signed
How would you fix this to make it look less like utter shit?
>>4083049That's actually a pretty novel idea! I'll definitely give that a shot... So long as I can make the theme fit.Speaking of which, has the poll ended, or is there still a few more hours to go?
>>4083077burn it
>>4082995Don't worry, I just found it a fun image.But yeah, the idea of Betty bringing Shep to be her date just to piss off Bellwether sounds amazing.Especially if it's the same night as this one. Remmy cheekily asking for a bit of the meat.
>>4083069I don't sign alot of stuff...here.
>>4083055I love it! Thanks!
>>4083095Sign all of your stuff so I can actually recognize it, dummy.
>>4083077There
odds, drawevens, sleep
>>4083134like you had a choice
>>4083124So artistic, such finesse.
Are they the same person,/ztg/?
>>4083191the one on the right has subtle tits, so not really
>>4083191Kid's name is Bobby Catmull if I'm not mistaken. The reporter on the other hand, is female.
>>4083134https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pmorTLq9_s
I was lurking around, turns out Japan also rolled with JHT apparently>>4083134of to bed with you
>>4083012I'm still tickled that I rolled civets which live in africa, and rolled tundratown
>>4082568Drink that tequila? Probably.
>>4083229what? seriously? can you give links?
>>4083191Why were the cat kids in the play the same size as kid Judy? There are no domesticated cats in Zootopia, so wouldn't a kid lion or tiger be the same size as the adults?The answer is probably just a matter of when the scene happened. They didn't show the audience the size differences between mammals properly until later. Like the kid elephant in the ice cream parlour, who's bigger than Nick and Judy.Still, it'd be nice if there were an explanation.
>>4083279can't read moon, but it looks like ithttp://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57851287
>>4083249Welcome to the housing crisis club then, anon. Where did you end up in TundraTown?
>>4082902
>>4083326and that's it, i'll keep an eye out, see if I find something else
>>4083229JHT?
>>4083326Is this hardcore BDSM porn?
Alright, for the new thread: if you could go on a historical tour of Zootopia, where would you like it to be?
>>4083361July Hopps Timeline; dead judy AU
>>4083361July Hopps Timeline. It's a really unhelpful acronym.
>>4083392Bleh, alright thanks for the info.
>>4083402it is if your IQ is below 80
>>4083365don't make me crave shit that I can't find anon
>>4083344Crevasse street>>4083350aw nice, thanks senpai
>>4083432How much more hardcore do you want?
>>4083373Place of ratification the first peace treaty between preds and preys
>>4083077
How much time is left for TT polling?
>>4083482We dumping Greens?
>>4083373A big ol' battlefield.
>>4083477as long as you don't draw any blood during the session i'm good
>>4083507Just over two hours left I believe
>>4083531I'm game.Have a rare one, on the house
>>4083507Like 2 hours.
>>4083465>mfw lucked out and got Drift street with a lovely small flat on the hill>great polar strait view>chilly morning breeze is a killer and is sometimes strong enough to rattle the windows>still wouldn't want to live anywhere else
>>4083531the doctor says you need your greens
>>4083537So pain is fine as long as blood isn't drawn?
>two hours into charity ball and chill and mayoral candidate Canidae gives you this look
>>4083541
>>4083482>The loud hit Marty straight between the eyes
>>4083571well THAT'S new.
>>4083587Hit him right between the eyes!
>>4083576Oh, I really enjoyed that one.
>>40835071 hour 10 minutes
>>4083621
>>4083617I loved the theme, the world needs more scentplay!
>>4083636
>>4083571>Both Mayoral candidates are chubby older women with a lewd streakWHOEVER WINSWE WIN
>>4083647
>>4083566hey, as long as the safeword or sign isn't used, and your partner isn't in danger or risk of injuryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZTEhSn8QSM
I'm kind of sad this idea never went much of anywhere.
>>4083675
>>4083621>The next day
Hey guys, I'm the Dressed Down author. I'm sorry you guys didn't like my ending. However I'm adopting >>4080952 as an alternate canon ending because I was impressed with how sweet it was. I hope to write some less shit-tastic greentext toasts for you all very soon!
>>4083704>gideon's boxers have pie on themwhat a faggot.
>>4083690Kek
>>4083653Lewd? Swinton is completely innocent!She still doesn't think there's anything wrong with Carrot Pop. She has the "I took the Knot" T-shirt and wears it to interviews.
>>4083723my fault for getting invested into it in the first place, just take this as practice, don't drive yourself into a corner
Anons, drawfag in training asking for advice. I want to draw Susu (pic related). The species will almost certainly be fox, but for her other characteristics (clothes, style) I don't know what to do. Some suggestions?
>>4083723>no "glad you enjoyed it"boo get off stage
>>4083764Why not ask her what she looks like?
>>4083755>>4083653>>4083571question, out of the two of them, who has a southern belle accent? this is the tiebreaker for me
>>4083755So here's what I don't getWeaver's drawing of Ozzy with an "I took the knot" shirt is titled "Ozzy stole one of Bunanon's shirts"But the original post shows Bunanon holding a sign, it even talks about stickersWhich means either there's a continuity error here, or she has a sign and a shirt.
>>4083796Canidae sounds like whatever you want baby.
>>4083723I liked the majority of that greentext (except some already more than discussed parts). Eagerly awaiting other stories!
>>4083723You have no power here anymore, you quitter
>>4083764Is she a pants, skirt, dress or shorts girl?start there
>>4083797She also has a sign. That's her holding her prized LP of the song by Carrot Pop.She's blushing because Red just told her what a knot is.
>>4083797The sign was something spur-of-the-moment, but Red surprised and embarrassed her by having a shirt made.
>>4083675>>4083690Adorable.
>>4083755She's very proud of that "I took the Knot" t-shirt. After all, it was given to her by the scout master of Zootopia's first all-pred Junior Ranger troop. It's just one more token of trust from an underrepresented minority that proves how dedicated she is to serve ALL the citizen of Zootopia.
>>4083723He has spoken
>>4083813https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek
>>4083764I suggest you learn to read - Susu is the Twitter handle of the person who asked the question, not Nicks romantic interest.Also, show me examples of your work so I can feed. You (yous)
>>4083764Well, maybe she likes tiramisu and Supertramp?So give her a Supertramp concert shirt and have her eating tiramisu.
>>4083845FUCKI forgot the updated cap.There goes my dramatic post.
>>4083797Red went all out for his bun bun, got her signs, shirts, banners, stickers, buttons. He even had a buddy of his fly around with an airplane banner near bun's burrow.
>>4083675Sign itDraw moreContinue drawing more while signingIt's great, I'd love to see more of it
>>4083797Hey, anon who made that shirt edit here.I simply just snagged the text and rainbow from the sign and rearranged it onto his shirt.No deeper meaning to it, just having a chuckle.
>>4083465>>4083550Not too shabby, you've got a nice valley view to boot. I'm over at Snowball drive. Quiet, suburban neighborhood. Spacious house, and pretty much a steal for the lease I landed. Even if blizzards roll through the area on a weekly basis.
Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeeuuure! You want action? Adventure? Comfiness? Feels? Step right up and Nate the Writedude will spin your "Wilde"-est fantasies into little green words you can read again and again.I'm going to do "Lower Class Nick Charms Upper Class Judy" but first, I'd like to tell you about something that happened to me today...>Be Nate the Writedude.>Walking back to my apartment complex after finishing up a day at classes.>See a group of birds in the parking lot.>Just a bunch of common brown birds that you see everywhere.>You know the ones.>Think nothing of it.>Wait a minute, one of them doesn't look right.>Please god, please tell me that's just a piece of trash and not a dead bird.>Walk up to it.>It's not a dead bird.>It's still alive.>Thrashing about on his back, his legs kicking and his wings flapping.>Maybe he's just gotten himself flipped over and can't get up?>Cautiously reach down and try to flip him.>He falls right back on his back and continues to thrash.>Try again.>Same result.>Realize that he hasn't just fallen over.>He's badly hurt.>And probably in extreme pain.>Three other people have walked up behind me to see what's going on.>One guy speculates that maybe the bird had been hit by a car.>Seems about right. There's no blood.>The bird continues to writhe in agony.>Another guy suggests that maybe someone should kill him. To put him out of his suffering.>No one else adds to that. Everyone walks away.>A girl says "That's really depressing!" as she does.>Just me again.>Pick the bird up and cradle him in both hands.>I can see all the little details of his face.>His little beak, his tongue, his nostrils.>His eyes. Very much in pain.>Have no idea what to do, so I leave him under the shade of a tree.>Maybe it's just a bird seizure or something? Maybe it'll pass.>Walk upstairs to my apartment.>Step outside on the balcony.>I can still see him under the tree.>He's still thrashing.cont.
>>4083723Don't beat yourself up over it, man.I know you weren't prepared to keep up the story like that; and given that it was supposed to be just porn, I wouldn't blame ya for it.That being said it IS good to ask for help when you've come to a brick wall in your writing.You can probably write prompts and ask for some opinions if you really wanted to.Anyways, I enjoyed Dressed Down for the most part, and I hope to see more from ya!
>>4083823>That's her holding her prized LP of the song by Carrot Pop.I don't like Carrot Pop.Still.
>>4083795>>4083821>>4083850>>4083856Oh, damn it, I read it wrong. Sorry for wasting your time. I promise I will do something for Thematic Thursday instead.
>>4083903Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise.What music are you into? I mean we know you're not a fan of Pea after all.
>>4083927Don't worry. You could always do Whitney Gekkerson instead.
>>4083903heya bun, how've you been? Still feeling homesick?
>>4083896been there, so what happened?
>>4083965Mmm, I can try. Then same question. Some ideas, suggestions before I begin?
>>4083723 >>4083859I also liked that ending. You know dressanon, I think it shouldn't be hard for anyone to ask for help when they need it. Easy to say I know, but I often write myself into corners as well. Luckily there's always plenty of good advice from writefriends to be had, and I think my scribbles are better for it.Hey capper wasn't there one more greentext post you missed at the end there?
>>4083482>>4083531unf
>>4083723I wish I could say I was looking forward to your next story, but you pissed away pure gold for cheap drama. I'm more than a little disappointed.
>>4084017ConfirmingShit looks bleak when you write yourself into a corner, especially when it's ongoing fiction like a greentext.Asking for help is always okay.
>>4083965>"I didn't take you for a bounce house kinda guy.">"I mean, it's clearly called a moon jump!"
>>4084010Someone else gave her a try.I figured she's a yummy mummy style vixen. When she was dating Nick, she was always wanting him to get a fancy job, a house, start a family.
>>4084037
Did anyone else attend Swinton's Wet T-Shirt Rally?
Summer is more than half done. Have you gone to the beach yet?
>>4084081It wasn't a wet t-shirt rally.She just was wearing a t-shirt when they turned the hoses on her, and things blossomed from there.
Everything's going to be okay.
>>4083896>Go back inside.>Quick Google search.>No results about bird seizures.>Think about it for a minute.>Make up my mind.>I'm going to kill him.>I'm going to mercy kill that bird.>Grab my switchblade.>Start to head back outside.>Have no idea how I'm going to do it.>Stab him a bunch of times?>Maybe if I just slit his throat? Would that work?>What if it didn't?>What if I had to saw his whole head off?>Approach the tree.>See that the bird isn't moving anymore.>Poke him a couple of times.>He's dead.>That's.....good I guess? At least I didn't have to do it.>Run back upstairs and grab a grocery bag.>Return and wrap him up in it.>His head hangs low and heavy on his neck as I pick him up.>Put the bag in the complex dumpster.>A truly undignified place and way to be laid to rest, but what else am I supposed to do?>Goodnight sweet prince.>Sure his suffering is over now, but how long had it lasted before I found him?>When did he get hit?>And why does it all bother me so much?>He was just a common brown bird after all.>Not really a tremendous loss.>I guess when you hold something in your hands as it starts to die, you feel a sort of connection to it.>Sobbing as I write this.>RIP Anonymous Bird.Sad Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8miMg3xBN2s
>>4084109I love beach/pool/ocean stuff.
>>4084017>that titleoh sweet cheese and crackers
>>4084017I panicked and after a few minutes of frantic looking around, I realized that I probably am.Heres the updated updated version.
>>4084141>literally throwing out dead birdJesus atleast you should've let the circle of life continue. Now you'll just freak out a garbage man.
>>4084017>Remember 1.jpg
>>4084141>>4084186Nate confirmed to be a necromancer with no respect for the deceased
>>4084141Easiest way to mercy kill a bird is hitting it on the back of the head. They have really weak skulls.And yeah, it was either hit by a car, or flew into something most likely. There are unfortunately few songbird rehab centres, so unless there is one in your area, there's not much else that could have been done.
>>4084186Decaying bodies spread pestilence. Garbage men probably see way worse all the time.
>>4084109Being born in a 100 mile long island and going to the beach 10+ times a year growing up really burned me out of them.
Sum up your day with one a zootopia related image.
>>4084186>>4084222Oh shit, trips confirm.I would have buried him, but I don't have a shovel and the dirt around here is pure rocks. I'm glad I could get this out of my system. I feel better now. I think I'm ready to spin some texts.
>>4084296
Fuck, fuck. I fucked up.I was coming home from work last night and some fucking fox and her kids were crossing the road. I think I hit one of them, I felt a thud. Fuck, what do I do now?
>>4084311No problem, man, some things are better out than in.
>>4084064Thanks. She seems a gray fox, will probably go with that.
>so many /fit/ Zootopia imagesyet Cyberpunk is winning...
>>4084311at least you care for life regardless of whose it is, hope you have happy thoughts while writin'.
>>4084368Thats okay. Did you know the average person will hit at least 3 pedestrians with their car a year? Most dont notice it, they just think they hit a pothole or speed bump.
>>4084333
>>4084368didn't you post about this last night?
I got bored, so I threw together some more shirts for Ozzy to model.
>>4084399I think it'd be nice to have a bit of variety.
>>4084427
>>4084439
I want to do some writing on Canidae, any requests? I think someone yesterday mentioned her getting to know some of the "cat ladies" at the ZPD.
>>4084423FASTER! WORK OFF THOSE CARROT COOKIES!
>>4084450
>>4084476
>>4084472
>Judy drinks a double shot espresso and disappears into the speedforce
>>4084399just because I want to reps 4 preds doesn't mean I don't lust after synths too
HAHAHA NICK HAS JUST A TINY DICK!!!
>>4084461Sounds like a fine idea.
>>4084461Can we some stuff of her campaigning?
>Poll closes in 30 minutes http://www.strawpoll.me/10716720/http://www.strawpoll.me/10716720/http://www.strawpoll.me/10716720/Top 3:>1. Cyberpunk - 52>2. /fit/ - 51>3. Noir - 37598 votes total.Oh my, the excitement!>>4083085But theme doesn't matter, anon! You could be a tundra vigilante in a dystopian far future of Zootopia, a high-tech cop, a victim of street gangs roaming the neon-lit streets or have been actually dreaming about it all without taking your VR headset on.Likewise, you could be a lion coach for a team of ferret athletes or just write a short story how you slipped on the ice on your way to the gym and the exercise you had was crawling back to your apartment.This isn't an exclusive event for recognised content creators, it's not a club, not a tumblr gallery, it's all about you, anon, giving these threads even more life, playing with ideas and having fun. Anons, all of you, even, bah, especially if you haven't created anything before, I implore you - do try. Writing a short greentext about your imaginary adventures on an anonymous image board doesn't mandate you to label yourself as a furry if that's what you are concerned about - don't be afraid to have fun and release your creativity. Whatever little contribution you have made or even if you think you've done nothing at all, you can never predict how that short one liner joke you posted and forgot about escalated into wonderful work which you later admired and enjoyed. With nearly 600 votes received within last three days this is the biggest community initiative these threads have ever had and it would be my enormous privilege to see you being a part of it.All cheer for fun and amazing Thematic Thursday on the 21st!
>>4084472>>4084492... Okay... you can slow down now!... Uh...
>>4084504
>>4084461you cat call a Canidae? you'll end up howling
>>4084423>>4084492>>4084544Can't spell rabbits without 'abs'
>>4084544See >>4084504
>>4084141Alright, to begin the evening, let's start with "Lower Class Nick Charms Upper Class Judy"Stand by!
>>4084564>>4084562>>4084544>>4084492>>4084472>>4084423
>>4084461I do believe cats were mentioned yesterday indeed
>>4081905I've had this idea floating around in my head for some time too.
>poll is going white hot in the last 15 minutes
>>4084383smile crying is a good flavor of sad, I should do one with Smiles
>>4084653but yeah, gonna go try out some new and improved Dva
I feel better, hooray! Post musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaCZN2N6Q_I
>>4084675https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOg5VxrRTi0
>>4084653>"I'm sorry I didn't hear the first time Judy">"a safeword isn't enough, we need a signal"
>>4084515It's no wonder she can't resist being ravaged by the Savage.
>>4084643>tfw still winning
>>4084675http://youtu.be/R8g-lugXGBQ
>>4084515that art is atrocious
>>4084675https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM2HkxdVBYo
>>4084515Are those steel plates bolted to her knees?
>>4084675https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dORSWQCVdhI
>>4084675Okayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnDcJ_vRa7I
>>4084017Hey... lets not go down this for the comic? Can we have some comfort here? Can Nick just catch a small break.. jfc.
>>4084544Why didn't you tell her to stop? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PUSH HARDER?
>>4084643If its fit... scent play. If its cyberpunk, I don't know, shadowrun zootopia?
>less 9 minutes remaining
Less Canidae getting raped. More Swinton getting raped.
>>4084796If it's cyberpunk then punisher 2099
>>4084793Dear lord......there's no stopping the bun...
>>4084796>shadowrunchems, pheromones, cloning, neural linking
>>4084793https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygE01sOhzz0
>>4084816don't we still have like two hours left?
>>4084796If it's cyberpunk, do a story about an animal with a poor sense of smell getting a cybersense upgrade package, and discovering a whole new world of scents.
>>4083723Hey! I loved both endings. Totally would want a happier ending than either... but meh I just wanted chief to be happier in his final days.
>>4084843>Off duty Lone Star Judy linking up with a filthy fox decker on a lonely night.>>4084878Damn that's actually a really cool idea.
>>4084816I honestly have no clue as to what I'd write if it'll be cyberpunk.Either I'll sit this one out, or toss something together the day prior.
>>4084901>filthy fox decker"It's called a hustle, omae."
>>4084864Nope, 4 minutes and some 30-ish second
>>4084864>>4084816I thought there'd be at least an hour on that poll(Assuming it ends 00:00 GMT)
>>4084901go on...>>4084878you too...
'Her name was Alyona, she was an arctic fox, and I loved her more than anything else in my life. We met on mission ten years ago, a joint venture between the ZIA and the Kremlin to stop a madman in Bulltan from weaponizing the musk of genetically-engineered super-mammals into a biological super-weapon. 'At first it was rough. Almost antagonistic. We would snipe at each other. Her more open style clashing against my stubborn, by-the-book approach. But the more we worked together, the more I came to appreciate her. The doors her smile opened. The subtle observations. My Aly was brilliant and strong in every sense of those words. She wore a cynical shell but beneath it she was warmer and more loving than anyone I had ever met before. 'I remember when we made love for the first time. On the white, beach sands at mid-night. The heat of her paw pads as she ran them across my fur. The warmth of her breath. The softness of her fur. The scent of the white lily I had placed behind her hair mixed with the smell of her. 'And suddenly Jack was back in the present, and not some far off beach half the way across the world. The air was pregnant with questions and neither rabbit dared to say anything; Judy afraid that if she started speaking she might start crying and Jack trying vainly to fall back into memory. The ice in Judy's carrot brandy cracked, then tumbled, then bobbed. It let out a slight noise.'Why are you telling me all this?' Judy asked.Jack took a sip of his brandy and stared out the hotel window, out over the entirety of the Zootopia skyline, and tried his best to compare the light of the full moon to his memories of Alyona's fur. The moon was a poor substitute.
>>4084940yup
>>4084964He turned his whole body towards Judy. 'Because Hopps, I need you to understand. I need you to know that I know what it is to be in love with someone. Not to settle for someone. Not to find your best friend or special someone or true soulmate or any of that useless foss. I mean love. True love.'Judy nodded. 'Yes but-''I burnt down a city for her Hopps. They killed her and I raised fire from the darkest places I could find and burned down the entire city of Moobisa to make sure they were all dead. That crazed king, his entire family, the things he created. Everything. An entire city. I turned it to ash.'Judy looked across the table and found nothing but hollow orbs in the place where a mammal's soul was supposed to be. 'That's insane.' 'Yes,' Jack shrugged and took another sip, 'I loved her, and I needed you know that I loved her. I needed you to know so that you will take seriously what I say next. So you will now that I am speaking with no exaggeration. I loved her. I burned down a city for her. But if I ever looked at her the way Wilde looks at you, the world would still be on fire.'Judy stared at him, shocked. 'And if she had ever looked at me the way you looked at your fox I would have hunted the globe taking my revenge on the entire world.'
>>4084934If its cyber punk I am stealing that.>>4084961Suppose I should get brainstorming, I don't wanna be empty handed for another thematic thursday.
>>4084793She's become too athletic, the gods have her now.
>>4084965http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/
>>4084961Hey, I was just throwing out a suggestion. I'm not sure what I want to work on yet.There's a lot of fun which can be had with cybernetic implants... especially unwanted ones.
>>4085011>>4084965>>4084864>>4084816>>4084534ehehehe.. I was looking at London time, anons. this is embarrassing. We do have one hour left. Sorry?
>>4084990>>4085013>>4084934>>4084922Nick is an old school kinda fox, Judy isn't... yethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jae38H1_j-E
>>4085010...her fitbit must be going crazy...
>>4084964>>4084989Aww, cute buns talking about their crushes.
>>4084990Feel free. I doubt you and I will be the only one putting together Shadowrun stuff if it's cyberpunk though.Hell, I'm already plotting out little SR backstories for the main characters in my head..
>>4085013
So with cyberpunk possibly being the next theme, is anyone going to do that thing where VRbit has to go into the cyberworld in order to pull Nick and Judy out after things go wrong during a training simulation?
>>4084534Well you've got the inspiring coach speech covered for sure, buddy!I already have some rough outlines on who and what my lion is, really, and I'm not too keen on making his life extremely special or exciting. It's just a matter of making up some stories about him that'll fit the theme. And it's looking like Cyberpunk so far, so for a relatively mundane city lion, it'll be an interesting way to kick things off!
>>4085069that's a cute otter
>>4085095Nice! Can't wait to see it when you're done.
>>4084989liked it.
>>4085115Why that when someone could write a terminator parody
>>4085172All otters are cute.
>>4084141F
>>4084406artist of this image?
>one hour left actuallyI don't have the image to describe the degree of embarrassment I feel for messing up the time zones, so I'll just post current results.Many thanks to>>4084940>>4084864 >>4085011>>4084965and others who saved me from getting even bigger egg on my face mere seconds before the disaster.
>>4085103Yup. And look at some of his implants, the social ones especially.With his pheromone control he can "seduce" someone in seconds.
>>4083373I like this chick! what's her name and is there any more of her?
>>4085248Three images so far.
>>4085221Residential /co/ drawfag known as Highschool Doodle Guy (he hated that nickname though).He drew but a handful of doodles and last time I spoke to him was nearly two months ago. That's the only other one I have.
>>4085299I'm not too great with her name though.
>>4084064>>4084398Thank you again. Done a draft, will finish and color by tomorrow
>>4085371For the time being, a present for all the Meles Meles fans
>>4085371Nice.Gotta say though, her arms look a bit short, maybe lengthen them a bit?
>>4085439>Booty cheeks shouldn't really happenSo giving Judy a booty was a conscious decision. Niiiice.
>>4084587>*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*>*SLAP*>Nick sat up from his bed and turned off his alarm clock.>Well, if you could call it a bed.>Which you can't, because it's a drawer.>Time to get up.>Nick stumbled out of "bed" and rubbed the sleep from his eyes.>He took the clothes that hung from a nearby pipeline and dressed himself.>Today was Thursday, which meant nothing to Nick.>Every day of the week was hustle day.>As he straightened his tie, he considered the prospect of having breakfast.>He opened his cupboard.>Never mind.>He brushed his teeth in the sink.>The sink happens to be right next to his "bed.">It's a pretty small apartment.>If you could call it an apartment.>Which you really shouldn't because it just isn't.>More of a maintenance room.>Complete with boilers and dripping pipes.>Nick rubbed some cheap cologne on his neck and headed out the door.>He didn't bother locking up.>There was literally nothing to steal.>He ascended the dimly lit staircase and pushed his way through a heavy metal door into the light of the sun.>Not a whole lot of light. It was a cloudy day.>He was in the back alley behind a hotel.>Dumpsters full of rotting garbage complimented the unreadable scribble graffiti and rusted fire escapes.>Nick closed the door and trotted down the alley.>He was running late.>He was supposed to meet his buddy, Finnick, at 9.>It was already 8:48.>They had a big hustle planned for today.cont.
>>4085395Remmy is a fag for listening to Meles Meles.
>>4081905This actually makes more sense. If you take Judy's fierce determination and Nick's smug attitude, then you have a perfect combo for Jack.
Looks like cyberpunk is going to win. How will the permanently jaded, cybernetically-enhanced supercop Judy Hopps deal with Hustletron-9000, rouge AI in a sex-bot body, and as of this case, her new partner.
>>4085248Her name is Aafiya Khalil
>>4084296It's a good day.
So I was writing basically Training Day in Zootopia, an AU where Nick gets cynical and kinda crooked after joining the ZPD and is given Judy to field train.I got about 2500 words in, to the point where Judy meets her new mentor, then I realised that I had no idea where to take this beyond a vague idea that Judy sets him back on the straight and narrow and gives him hope in the city and in policing. Any suggestions?
>>4085439I see. I made her neck too short and the shoulders too horizontal, so it seems she has shorter arms. Thanks anon!
>>4085327She seems happyThat's nice, happy characters are good.
>spend most of last night watching rabbits die horrifically by the jaws of snakes and lizards>feel intense urge to adopt a bun and shield it from the horrors that could one day await ithonestly if I lived on my own I would adopt a bun right now
>>4085542Woohoo!>>4085391Nice to see that fox getting exactly what he deserves!Loving roleplay with a partner who he trusts, and who trusts him.
>>4085010and nick is just on the side ways thinking if he should intervene
>>4085533These buddy cop combos just keep getting weirder.
>>4085439
I've got a good feeling about this
>>4085615Brushing up on some sci fi novels for inspiration.
>>4085615fit is losing again,the pain is real. Oh well, I think I need to read again Why do androids dream of electric sheep
>>4085615Reminder that nothing beats the 80's when it comes to cyberpunk vibes.
Jerboadorable/Creme here! I'll finally be starting on the Fournier pic! Sorry to the anon for the delay, if they're still around. I fell asleep after drawing swimsuit Creme and the quick Smiles sketch. I'm a lazy too, I sorry.
>>4085790Yay!
>>4085555For me, one possible way is for Nick to show Judy the worst the city has to offer: maulings, poverty, broken families, etc. Judy has to pull through this and show Nick that is not all bad: random act of kindness that lead to help later in the story, civilians thanking them for their work, etc. In short a tug of war between two extremal views of the same city, where one learns from the other and viceversa. This is my suggestion, maybe from one point of view is too similar to the main plot of Zootopia, take it if you want.Also nice get.
>10 minutes left>for real this time>no hustling
How much time is left, 10 minutes?
>>4083482I want more pack street marking, not gonna lie. Especially in the hands of a more skilled greentexter.It's heartwarming they care about remmy so much to claim him as their own, and amusing they refuse to stop and explain it to him.
Finally got around to submitting Stoutwell to ZNN for consideration for their featured fics.I'm expecting to get an simple rejection letter in the next 24 hours.
Hmm, Zootopia as an entirely robotic setting.Prey are labour synthetics, designed for peaceful tasks.Preds were former war machines, now decommissioned and finding new places in the world.Nick as a former sniper-bot teaming up with an agricultural unit who wants to be a cop.
>>4086078>tfw someone bot bumrushes Ron Perlman into 50%
>>4086078I don't know, I've been hustled before
>>4085542Nice, was trying to read it in the first pic and wasn't making sense. I look forward to seeing more of her.
>>4085615Finally, there is literally no reason for people to keep sleeping on the "Nick has a robopenis" AU.
>>4086111I'd love to see that
>>4086111>followed up by last-second victory of domestic abuse>Ron Perlman is beaten by domestic abuse again
>>4086098>Nick as a former sniper-botNick should just be a hacker and judy is the internet police
What is this building called in Zootopia?
>>4086226"Bad Idea"
>>4086140>"Nick has a robopenis" AU
/FIT/S CATCHING UPPPPPPP!
>>4086226The Antler State Building.
>>4086226Phallic Industries tower.
TT anon herethese are the resultsare you guys kidding me?
>>4086140tbqh it's good but the one people are sleeping on the hardest is the "everyone is Nick" AU
/fit/ bun has no downtime
>>4086291>/fit/ has still an opportunityYES
>>4086291So, uh. Sudden death? Accept stories for either prompt...?
>>4086291You know what this means, don't you?SWOLE CYBERPUNK
>>4086291Maybe we need a tiebreaker strawpoll.Single choice of course
The wait for Rem289's continuation of Black Jack is killing me...
>>4086291/fit/ CYBERPUNKLET'S GET CREATIVE
>>4086291Welp, it defaults to Ron Perlman in the event of a tie
>>4086320It was decided a random coin toss if I remember correctly. Maybe the strawpoll anon can post, if even=fit, odd=cyberpunk
>>4086341I thought we agreed to never be creative again
>>4085518>Meanwhile.>Across town, Judy was awoken by the sensation of someone gently shaking her shoulder.>"Mmmph, what is it?">"Master Judy! It's time for you to wake up!">She was being awoken by one of the servants.>"Ugh, I don't want to.">She rolled around and covered her head with a pillow.>It was one of about a dozen pillows that adorned her bed.>"You must! Your mother and father expect you to join them at the benefit auction today!">Judy's parents were exceedingly wealthy.>Her father owned the largest distributor of carrot products in the country.>Because of this, she was fortunate enough to live in a very large mansion.>And to sleep in a very large bed, adorned with many pillows.>Right now, that was really all she cared about.>"Master Judy, I'm afraid your father says it's not optional! You're going to have to get up!">"Go awaaay!" her voice was muffled by the pillow.>"Your parents expected you to behave as such, and have given me permission to use force if necessary!">The covers were yanked off the bed.>Judy felt a large pair of paws grab her ankles.>The servant pried her off the mattress with ease. She was, after all, a bear.>Judy was placed on the floor in front of mirror.>Other servants immediately began the task of stripping her out of her nightgown and into her formal dress.>Judy knew that resistance was futile at this point. All the servants were much larger than she.>She just stood there, scowling, as the dress was tied up her back and makeup was applied to her face.>She hated to go out in public.>Especially all done up like this.>And ESPECIALLY at big, pompous events like the one she about to be forced to attend.>When the servants were done dolling her up, she was lead downstairs, out the door, and into a limo.>Her parents were waiting for her inside.>She gave them both a contemptuous look.>She hadn't even been given breakfast.cont.
>>4086329>tie breaker>not also allowing domestic abuse to be in there
>>4086353T H I SHIS
>>4086291Wew
>>4086291OVERTIME!
>>4086140THE MAN WHO SHOT THE KNOT
>>4086291sry if ur shite tst got btfo by actual ppl with good tast#notsry
>>4086291multiple choice is on. what you expected...
>>4086409No itemsfinal destination
>>4086353indeed, here's my post.There was no response, so I'm assumed everyone is happy with the suggestion.I was really hoping we won't have a tie. I mean, how likely could it be?>>4086382Great idea, rolling!>even=fit>odd=cyberpunk>trips=Ron Perlman
>>4086417Having a tie is not exclusive to multiple choice polls, anon.
>another vote comes in>its a vote for both /fit/ and cyberpunkWHY
>>4086413Robo Dick Nick 2: The Knot Shoots Back
>>4086432
>>4086432>fit wins roll
>>4086432Well, it's settled then
>>4086424No it means we have to push the other team off for 20 seconds
>>4086444A trips! Ron Perlman wins!!!!!
>>4086432/FIT/TOPIA IT ISPRAISE THE LORD
>>4086432Damn, well I'm still writing this shadowrun thing. No breaks.
>>4086432YES FIT TIME
>>4086432>great idea for a cyberpunk ficI have no idea how to write a story about going to the gym.At least the drawfriends will have stuff to do.
>>4086291>didn't vote because couldn't decide what I liked the most>could've literally tipped this whole thingWelp
Can anyone post that watchmen Byron Ozymandias edit? I just found out I haven't saved it in my collection yet.
>>4086432Well, I guess it's time for scentplay.
I thought we were voting for /fat/topia.
>>4086491Erotic fiction is allowed, isn't it? I can think of some things.
maybewe shouldwaitbefore we put it on the plate
>>4086513For content, sure.As themes, no because some people prefer clean stuff.
>>4086491Good you pretentious writers need to know your placeJK, try writing something about smell. Judy works up a sweat and Nick smells her
>>4086485If you need motivation, I will be looking forward to reading it
>>4086491Clausehauser in the gym showers being bullied by the /fit/ter mammals :^)
>>4086513Not interested. Unless inspiration strikes me Im sitting this one out.
>>4086485I'm game. Let's get some trans... mammalism in here.Besides, Nick being a runner and dragging a reluctant wageslave dropout Judy into that life is massively appealing.Not that that's necessarily the angle you're taking, but it'd be fun.
>>4086409>>4086462No, it means that BLU has to get the cart to the next point without letting go of it for any more than five seconds or they lose.
>fit fox>fit bunI can only get so erect.
>>4086491What sort of things do you like to write?
>>4086598This is a good comic.
>>4086615I can't deal with a swole Judy AND Nick. Just more reminders that I'm a lazy sob
>Bune "I canz lift thi ptrs-41!">Nuck "U cantz li tha ptrs-41">Bune "fuk u I cantz lerf ts ptrs-41">Then bune's buons brak fram wait an bune deded.My submission is complete
>>4086491There are much more possibilities than simply 'going to the gym'. Examples: scentplay from working a sweat, Nick/Judy training at the academy, tender moment between two characters going for an activity (running, rock climbing, skiing, you name it), journeys of self-motivation and improvement like Clawhauser wanting to become a runner (being a cheetah). This just from the top of my head in 5 minutes, I think (and hope) you can find something you like in this thematic. Real growth happens when you venture in foreign and unfamiliar territory.
voted for noir but I was looking forward to swole cyberpunk
>>4086673You can still do it, is in theme
>>4086646>slavshit
>>4086600Sci fi stuff. Havent written anything for the threads yet other than a green or two. Dont write smut.Ill figure something out, or I wont. Looking forward to reading everyone else's ideas.
>fit won>tfw chance of more kkanga
>>4086491Mix the two themes.Judy's just gotten a cyber limb, but is still getting used to it. She has to practice various poses she'll need to use it in. Make sure she's comfortable with it before going back to work.
Elaborate on this panther in sauna with herself and I'll accept /fit/
>>4086636then stop being one
>>4086670I'm actually a huge fan of all the art of Judy and Nick going for a jog/stretching out before working out.
>>4086711It's fuckin 46 pounds
>>4086749Content, any content, of Nick actually enjoying exercise is weirdly sparse. In fact, the only thing that comes to mind is BB's comic of Judy realizing how hot Nick is, where he mentions that even he's surprised how much he enjoys it.
Also fitness in general could include other stuff.Imagine the fun of Judy thinking she's getting pudgy, and going on a diet. Having to resist the urges to snack in her free time. And ignoring the insistence of her shrew friend to go see a gyny.
Oh well, I'll keep this Shadowrun Zootopia stuff in mind for next time.My one solace is I'm a gigantic muskfag and fit probably plays nicely into that, so chances are good I'll like what this produces.
>>4086751It was designed to be used by illiterate carrot farmers, don't tell me she can't carry it.
Judy at the academy, being unable to get the thought of the instructor out of her head. All those little insults keep running through her mind.Now even when she masturbates, she can't think of anything but->"Masturbating? You're dead cotton butt!"Now she's got to learn to improve, while avoiding the crush she's developing.
>>4086813She can't carry it because she is literate and a cop
>>4086533I don't think rabbits sweat.
>>4086491write it anyway!
Seems like we know who's responsible!It's Mr Dubs >>4086499 It's been a very exciting poll and I'd like to thank everyone for voting, submitting their ideas and helping to shill strawpoll as a permanent feature of OP pasta.It's amazing, really, to see how a fleeting moment of consternation "I don't know how to tackle cyberpunk" exploded into a torrent of fresh and interesting ideas. You probably don't realise how creative and wonderful you people are and I cannot wait what we will surprise each other with come next Thursday.Now, let's get to it! 21st of July isn't too far away, so we better get cracking, anons.Thank you.
>>4086849With fur, that wouldn't really work
>>4086849I don't think rabbits can talk or become cops either.
>>4086849Usually animals with fur sweat, but is a much more oily sweat than the human one (and in much smaller quantity)
>>4084518>>4084522>>4084551>>4084631http://pastebin.com/Vx9Ws5wNAs requested! Here's Canidae on the campaign trail, then a probably non-canon Lewd with some feline, female ZPD officers.Pt. 1 of 2, probably.Contains non-con.
>>4086849A quick search indicates they do, but only from select locations (feet and mouth)So Judy's paws (both hands and feet) would sweat.Also, they actually have scent glands, so her crotch would probably smell musky as well, and maybe the workout would make her overproduce it.
>>4086925>So Judy's paws (both hands and feet) would sweat.you knowthis fandom does not make a good case against being a pawfag.
>>4086356>Master JudyI think you mean "Ms Hopps"
>>4086870Thank you too! I was the anon that inserted /fit/ Zootopia as a theme. I'm really happy to see the explosion of ideas that is already generating! Thank you everyone!
>>4086914Awesome, will go read it!Oh, also you were the one who did that Judy & Fangmeyer scentplay fic, right? That was hot as fuck.
>>4086925So what you're saying is that Judy probably doesn't even realize that she can, and does, drive Nick absolutely nuts when she touches him after a workout.
>>4086432/fit/ing the knot then.
>>4086937DON'T RESIST
>>4086960Aw thank you!! I DID IT FOR YOU ANON.
>>4086982I want to just slow my fingers between her toes.
>>4086925>Judy's paws (both hands and feet) would sweatWhy is this so fucking hot? Whyboner.
>>4087000slot.Not slow, slot.jeez.
>>4086925>"Nick stop being so impatient, at least let me wipe down the station.">A dopey smile stretches across Nick's face as he takes his seat and lets the sweaty bun scent roll around his nostrils. "No."
>>4087015Because Zootopia lets us live out our latent fantasies.Like the fact that if I was a mouse I'd die from ecstasy if I got stuffed into some big mammals jockstrap while they worked out
>>4084296Not much happened today, really.The only times I went outside was to get a cheeseburger and fries for dinner, and to get candy for my mom due to her blood sugar. The rest of the time I spent indoors feeling bored out of my mind but not wanting to actually do anything.
>>4087092I want to see porn of this sexy wolf. This same artist drew him and his otter character talking. Did they ever fuck?
>>4086925>>4086937>>4086965>>4086982>>4087000>>4087015Even when paws lose, we win
>>4084352
>>4086772There's a lot of "Nick Gets Tired Faster" working out pictures. They're cute but really overdone. We need pics of the two of them at each other's level of fitness after Nick has trained for a bit.Also the weird thing about a lot of the fit pictures is assuming Judy is stronger than Nick? She probably wasn't stronger than him even before he went through training. I don't care how much she trained, until I see visible bulging muscles on her, she isn't stronger. Unless Zootopia muscles work differently than real world muscles, there is no way that tiny bun can lift more when Nick has the advantage of size and being male.
>>4087099anon, very sorry to hear about your mom, it's good you're there to care for her.
>>4087113Paws was an option?!I have brought shame upon my entire family!
>>4084964>>4084989
>>4087147
>>4087108The artist is a SFW guy on Deviantart.You can find him by just putting in Otter Zootopia
>>4087134Well, "Nick gets tired faster" makes more sense, at least. Judy is a living ball of energy. But I agree, there needs to be more stuff of Nick functioning at least at Judy's level. He's her partner, "keeping up with Judy" is literally in his job description.
>>4084964>>4084989can my eyes be deceiving me? Is this actually something someone has written where Jack Savage ships WildeHopps?!
>>4086925It's hard to find perfect details on a lot of this, but interestingly rabbits have scent glands on their neck (as well as their ass)When Judy's hot, her neck's probably musky as fuck. She'd dab it with a towel after a workout, panting as she gets another bottle of water.
>>4087291>rabbits have scent glands on their neckRabbits also do a thing called chinning!They rub their scent glands against things that are "theirs"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMF5PlT13NwIt's cute.
>>4087280Jesus fucking hell this is romantic as shit.I needs me a man like Jack Savage.
>>4087263Oh I agreed with this point, and I even like that art. Nick was able to keep up with Judy in the movie but it definitely exhausted him more. Judy will always have Nick beat on cardio, but Nick was and always will be stronger. I mean, that just seems to anatomically make sense, right?
>>4084989it's really well written, have a (you)
>>4084296This past 24 hours has been exhausting, humiliating, and irritating for everyone in my family
>>4087134Glad to know I'm not the only one bothered by that. It makes me feel slightly less autistic
>>4087320I've had a rabbit do that to me, I miss him
>>4084964>>4084989This was well done enough to make me feel bad about writing about asshole Jack Savage.Not enough to make me stop, mind, but you deserve props anyways.
>>4087058This is exactly what I hoped for from /fit/topia.
I wonder how Bogo's morning workout routine looks like>inb4 he wakes up at 05:30 every morning.
>>4087377He probably works out on his break.
>>4087352...Has anyone done art of Hotline Miami x Zootopia?
>>4087435......I don't know what to say.
>>4084989>>4084964This is real good stuff. My only beef is that we already have a fox/bunny pair. I'd like to see what else is out there. We've got a lot of creators who want to come up with other fox/rabbit pairs, and to me that makes Nick and Judy less special. If every rabbit is one good knot away from marrying a fox, it becomes casual and commonplace.
>>4087346Prior to the Academy I see Nick as "in shape" if not "athletic". Outside of his work with Finnick he apparently walks pretty much everywhere, and even if he wasn't graceful about he was able to keep up with Judy's full-bore investigation style.Interestingly, he actually seems to be the more sure-footed of the two, though that might just be because Judy just straight up doesn't get as much traction as he does.
>>4084342anyone have the colored version of this?
>>4087377Dunno. Lots of upper-body work, I'd assume.I think I'm gonna explore Clawhauser's for TT
>>4087501Yeah, Judy's got no pads for traction. Her entire foot is fluff.Which of course could be the basis for a story. Judy's foot fuzz is accidentally removed (accident with glue?), and now she's got to keep off her feet until it grows back.
>>4087485Not him, but I imagine if there was anyone who would get into an exotic interspecies relationship it'd be a special agent who travels the globe. Making his lost love be a fox also puts an extremely personal spin on his story, as he's essentially looking at what was and could have been for him.I understand what you're saying and agree with you on the principle, but I feel in this case it might actually be less impactful if it wasn't a fox.
>>4087519>Clawhauser is actually pretty strong>Poor diet and thyroid problems bulked him up in addition to his musculature>He's able to get all of his groceries in one go>Or a pile of 20 doughnut boxes
>>4087377I mean male cattle are living balls of testosterone, It would surprise me if he had a casual workout routine.
>>4087485well considering this was based on the Jack Savage concept art which involved a vixen in a diving suit... I mean, it's not like either character is canon. Or that Nick and Judy share romantic feelings for each other canonically
>>4086914Pretty good. Some fun non-con with the po-po.
>>4086356>Nick rounded the corner.>There was Finnick, leaning against the wall and tapping his foot.>He looked pissed.>"You're late Nick.">Nick opened his mouth speak in his defense but Finnick cut in saying,>"I don't want to here about it, let's just go!">The two sleazy foxes climbed into Finnick's rusted van.>The engine made several sputtering noises as they drove off.>They had to be at a benefit auction in 12 minutes.>It was 15 minutes away.>You see, the big scam that they intended to pull today involved that auction.>They were going to set up their own stand and sell expensive "antiques">What they would actually be selling to their unsuspecting buyers were just cheap knockoffs that they had craftily spray-painted.>Everything clanked around in the back of the van as Finnick drove it as fast as he could.Meanwhile>The limo pulled up the front entrance of that park where the auction was being held.>The Hopps family got out.>There was a lavish red carpet leading up to the wrought iron gates.>The event was intended for those of exceptional wealth.>In the park, the stage was the center of everything, with many rows of folding chairs in front of it.>Off to the side was a long table covered with catering and drinks.>And all around were stands. Mostly that of vendors.>Judy hated everything about it.>Everything here was way too extravagant.>Everyone here was way too full of themselves.>She wanted more than anything to make a mad dash for it, but she knew that that was out of the question.>Her parents ushered her to the rows of seats.>The auction itself would begin any minute now.Meanwhile>Nick and Finnick were furiously trying to set up shop.>They were starting to realize that the little table they had brought really didn't blend in with the others.>Their shady little operation stood out.>It would have to do. At least for now, most of the buyers were sitting in front of the stage and not browsing.cont.
>>4087435I think weaver did one with animals wearing human masks
>>4087620Yup.
>>4087636Shit, that's hilarious.
Bunmestic violence
>>4084296God fucking dammit! EVERY TIME!FUCK! You have any idea the love and care that go into decorating all those donuts?Then that fat worthless fuck drops them on the ground for the ants. I hope he chokes. Faggot piece of shit!Nice shades, tho.
>>408691410/10
>>4081783since when does this exist? looks way more sophisticated. In the old times I used random animal generator and got weasel/ferret whatever and thats it. Going to redo my zoosona and be a furry trash forever :33 0w0 X3
Oh, how's this for a TT idea. Bellwether hitting the prison gym.
>>4087738>that line coloringThis is gross
>>4081783roll for work nowww
>>4087775Stop giving away my secret plans, anon.
>>4081783nah, too hot. reroll n.1
>>4087636I love it!
>>4081783too cold, last and ultimate rerollreroll n.2
>>4087435
Mwahaha! I can just rewrite this to be about a gym locker room instead of the ZPD's! No one will be the wiser!
/r/ing the greentext from yesterday night... the voting driven story about anon meeting annelise and making out with her
>>4081783>>4087853>>4087758alright, so ferret working and living in tundra town among polar bears.What could be the job?? Maybe working as a fish cook in a fish restaurant. While being a student in a useless art university. Looks cool. thanks for the post m8.
>>4086944Read the servants lines in a British accent Anon.
TINY MOUSE ROOKIE POLICE OFFICERBIG BAD MAMMAL CRIMINALS
>>4087931>character from an autistic furbait comic--Oh wait, this is a thread about an autistic furbait movie... carry on.
>>4081783Fuggit, can't hide from the heat forever
>>4087952Immediately killed
>>4087967by being crushed inside polar bear drill instructor's vagina like that chick from Akira.
>>4081783Fuck it, I'll try.Picture is what I rolled for animal.
Nick and Judy totally wiped from a long day at the gym and then several laps around Zootopia's largest park.
>>4087871Or you could write a sequel with Jude getting into more of the same at the gym and becoming a complete musk slut!.. Please? :D
>>4088025Loving the placement of Nick on the bed.
>>4087992>>4087962don't forget to summarize your autistic zoosona like>>4087931 did!
>>4088025>and then several laps around Zootopia's largest park.Nick was chasing Judy, right?it was foreplay, right?
Anyone who's been learning how to draw noticed they started getting worse at some point?I've just compared my May and today's sketches and today ones look worse.
>>4088109not being sarcastic btw. summarize them plz.
>>4088129depends on how much time and effort you spend on a drawing and how much you try to apply your studies in a drawing. applying studies to your drawings is a great way to improve, but they will look shitty at first-t art beginner
>>4088109I intend to, it wouldn't be fair otherwise!Although I'm rerolling on Marshlands, too humid for me.>>4087992
>>4088129Here's my best, back a month ago...
>>4088197About a week later...
>>4088129>>4088176>time and effortThis. Also details, but that's kind of obvious.
>>4088129It can happen. I notice I drift further off model at times. The best thing is take pencil to paper and draw straight from screenshots
>>4088232very noticeable improvement. since when you started and what software do you use?
>>4088064Sure, why not!
>>4088127uh doiNick would let Judy think she got away only to spook her as she was coming out of the rock tunnel near the playground
>>4088272Firealpaca.
>>4088232Nah, sloths are just a pain in the ass to draw.t. I spent five hours working on a sloth woman in one of my pics.
Shit, anyone got that map of Zootopia's train system? I thought I had it but it looks like I don't.
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I swear, I never imagined myself creating and drawing a fursona until my friend showed me this thread.
>>4088235Thanks. Ive been drawing every single day for at least three hours, analysing proportions and reading different books. I guess I'll just have to keep pushing
>>4088276I need a greentext about this.
>>4088295
>>4088309Post pregnant bun
>>40883090 pgs until u suk dik homo
>>4088311Welcome, sign it, give us short story. It's zoosona too
>>4088336
>>4088275YesssssDid I ever tell you you're my hero, anon.
>>4088025Subtle
>>4088316Sick, thanks mate.
>>4088336I wishI mean FUCK YOU KID I'LL BOP YOU DON'T EVEN CARE
Last image.
>>4088336Top fucking kek
>>4088342are those reptiles?
>>4086578Wouldn't it be more appropriate if it was Judy who dragged Nick?
>>4088182I can see myself living in Otterdam, close enough to downtown for shops and the like but far enough that there are some smaller homes.Rolling for job location.
>>4088374I think so. Still, Judy's hot in it, so I'll forgive that bit of heresy.
>>4088419Attempting to follow the movie plot, sureBut attempting to keep to their original characterizations, Nick makes much more sense as already being a runner.
>>4088348I dunno. I'm not very heroic after all.But then I want to lewd the Jude.
I am starting to realize of how much I find myself attracted to Nick and Judy, well nice way to find out that I like furries..
New thread?New thread.>>4088491>>4088491>>4088491
>>4087611>The auction started.>The first item up for bidding was a desk.>Judy didn't care.>She tried as best she could to tune it out.>Sure the money made from this would go to good causes.>It really wasn't the event itself that bugged her.>It was the kind of animals who showed up.>Her parents included.>Her parents especially included.>She didn't hate them. Not by any stretch of the imagination.>She hated the fact that they insisted on going to these types of things.>And that, for some reason, they always had to bring her with them.>Always.>They would introduce her to their wealthy friends.>And the sons of those wealthy friends.>Ugh.>It's like they were trying to hook her up with some snotty rich guy.>Judy shifted restlessly in her seat.>There had to be some way for her to get out of this. Even if just for a few minutes.>Her ears perked up as her eye caught sight of the food table.>Bingo.>She leaned over to her mother and whispered "I'm gonna go get something to drink.">No objections. Nice.>It was actually the food she really wanted.>After all, she hadn't had breakfast.>She quietly got up and headed towards the table.Meanwhile>Nick and Finnick weren't having any luck.>Even though they had only been in "business" for a couple of minutes now, several animals had already pointed out that they were frauds.>Apparently they weren't unfamiliar to this kind of scam.>It would only be a matter of time before someone reported them to security.>They felt defeated.>What a waste of time this had all been.>They started to put everything away.>"Hey Nick, before we leave, how about you go swipe some grub from the table over there?">Nick needed some food right about now.>After all, he hadn't had breakfast.>Or dinner last night.>He began to head for the food table.cont.
>>4088313>the afternoon sun beat down on the fox and bunny's ZPD workout clothes>the tight shirts stretched over their oily fur from their time at the precinct weight room>their shorts a light fabric that breathed easy- loose around the legs to allow any mammal's scent to air out and not build up>Nick's nose twitched slightly as the breeze picked up- and it knocked Judy's scent full force into his muzzle>he shook his head a few times to bring himself back from the moment>Judy smirked and lifted both arms above her head for a stretch- the fabric of her shirt rolling down and exposing a bit of her armpit to the fox>"Shall we make our cardio a bit more interesting?" the rabbit inquired, enjoying the effect of her smell had on the fox's reactions>"Lay it on me, Carrots." Nick tried to play it cool, but he almost felt his heart skip a beat as another breeze wafted more of Judy into his nostrils>and it was obvious she could tell as she wiggled her oily and musky fingers above her head>"Race. With a twist. I'm the perp and you're the pursuing officer.">"If you can 'apprehend' me before we reach the playground on the other side of the park, you win. If I win, dinner's on you.">Nick's confidence swelled. Judy was fast, but he had traction.>His rougher footpads could find purchase on varied terrain while Judy's soft fluffy feet could probably only do well on half of the footpath around the park>"Okay. And if I win, after we shower I get to do that thing I like with your feet. For twenty minutes. No interruptions." Nick's smile went from devilishly rouge to straight up predatory- making sure Judy could see a hint of fang>Judy shivered reflexively as she saw the tip of Nick's pearly whites.>She liked 'the thing' with her feet possibly more than Nick did, but she would never let him know that. At least not willingly. Though for twenty minutes straight with no interruptions it would be a major challenge>Judy bit her bottom lip while she considered for a moment..
>>4088449But Judy's the go-getter, the prime mover. Nick's the one who treads water.
>>4088848To be continued in the next thread.
>>4088953Wouldn't be the first time a cop had to burn their SIN and take up life in the shadows.