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Zootopia Thread: Penis Monster Time 2.0
Pastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
Booru: zoo.booru.org
Archive: ztarchive.com
Desustorage: desuarchive.org

Post about how your dreams are haunted by the nasty and dirty things that you're looked at during the daytime. Or not.
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Yeah I'm picking this one over the pseudo-penis one.
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fox
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>>3951480
>>3951398
Found it


>'Give me your badge'
>Judy gives Bogo her badge
>'Now the vest. That's official ZPD property.'
>Judy tearfully takes off her body armor and hands it over.
>'And the radio. And your equipment. Just hand over the whole belt.'
>Judy hesitantly unbuckles her belt. It clatters to the ground along with her tears.
>'Uniform as well.'
>Judy nods. 'I-I'll send it over when I get home.'
>'NO, HOPPS. Uniform. NOW.'
>'w-what?'
>'Do you want us to take you in for impersonating a police officer? No? Then take. it. off.'
>Judy's in tears. She slowly lowers the zipper. Raises it back a bit and then continues lowering it.
>'NOW, HOPPS!'
>Judy's a sobbing mess as her bodysuit falls to the ground. She tries to cover herself up with her legs together and her hands over her bra.
>Another ZPD officer, a wolf steps forward.
>'Well, well, well, what do we have here? Chief, looks like another case of indecent exposure!'
>Bogo grins. 'We'll just have to take her in for questioning.'
>Judy looks at them, wide eyed. Nose twitching uncontrollably. Tears streaming down her cheeks.
>'Yes boss!' Wolf takes out a pair of handcuffs.
>Another ZPD officer, a coyote pipes up.
>'We better search her for contraband!'
>Judy's voice cracks as she shouts. 'I-I don't have anything left!'
>Bogo shrugs. 'Are you sure about that?' His gaze goes to Officer McHorn. 'Empty. It. Off. All of it.'
>In the back, muzzled in the back seat of a ZPD cruiser, Nick wipes the blood out of his eyes and is horrified to see McHorn closing in on his former colleague, spray can ready.
>He can't unhear her screams.
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Reminder that Gideon is for merciless beatings from his father for being a queerboy.
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>>3951606
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>>3951606
yeah I'm not going to read this one
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>>3951465
>no TT link

Do I have to do this shit every time?

>http://derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
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Reminder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvWjgp5c70A

Heres the CinemaSins video.
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>You find a Jack Savage all restrained
What do?
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>>3951606
wait... i'm quite sure the spray can thing wasn't there before

>MCHORN!
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>>3951606
I applaud your searching skills, but still want to smack you in the head
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>>3951621
This is a bad meme.
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>>3951606
>read first line
>recognise it
>click - >hide
nice try
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>>3951680
Rut him. Of course.
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>>3951680
Pastor enema.
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>>3951465
Link to the thread journal
http://pastebin.com/n2g2hmWK
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>>3951606
>>Bogo shrugs. 'Are you sure about that?' His gaze goes to Officer McHorn. 'Empty. It. Off. All of it.'
>>In the back, muzzled in the back seat of a ZPD cruiser, Nick wipes the blood out of his eyes and is horrified to see McHorn closing in on his former colleague, spray can ready.

I saw what you did there.
...I think.
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I wish the movie would have more Finnick.
His characters has such potential.
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>>3951688
I greatly enjoy the facial expressions of both of them in that image.
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>>3951692
It's been changed to a McHorn joke
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>>3951715
>>3951684
>people actually reading
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>>3951716

>sequel hook
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>>3951709
Jesus Christ how many things are we going to put up there
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>>3951716
Potential fuckbuddy for Nick, yes.
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>>3951724
The bun is agressive.
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>>3951621
Gideon is unshakeable.
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>>3951736
is not like i didn't read it when it was originally posted.

not much surprises me now.
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So, my apartment has not had working internet for two days or so.

What have I missed?
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>>3951736
Well I read it the first time it was posted.
I'm already desensitized to it.
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Is this reference to something?
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>>3951761
Well, you can shake his belly.
But that's still a positive with him.
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>>3951716
I want him to call Nick Daddy in the sequel
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>>3951541
I'm with the eweposter on this one.
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>>3951783
The 'Born Feral' shirt?

Isn't it the same font as 'Runaway Brain'?
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>>3951783
The shirt?
Not entirely sure, but it reminds me of pic related.
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>>3951765
This, for one.
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Reminder that it's not gay if it's prey.
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>>3951805
So do I, anon. So do I.
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>>3951783
Exact same style as the Far Cry Blood Dragon game title, which is to say, every generic 80s font ever. I don't think it's special.
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>>3951628
>almost done
>done

You deserve more (You)'s than you get.
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>>3951716
>>3951805
>>3951834
>When you still feel hot and bothered about the Finnick-on-Nick Pastor story.
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>>3951751
At least we haven't gone /vg/ levels of retardedly long OP posts. Yet.
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>>3951779
I just realized the fox daughter is wearing a scout uniform.

Adorable.
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>>3950840
Heya buddy, sorry I missed you!

I probably should put all my recordings into playlists to make them easier to navigate, but all my recordings can be found here:

https://soundcloud.com/you/collection
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>>3951654
Thursday anon, here.

Thanks for the help, friend!

Quick update on where we are as well as reminders
Where we are:
>Suggest themes until Sunday
>Voting starts on Monday, ends on Wednesday 23:59
>Entire week to draw/write/compose!
>Submission day (TT): 21st of July

17 themes on the table as of now - Monday strawpoll will be a multiple choice one.

Let me know if any of you got any questions, anons.
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>>3951783
>>3951825
Yeah, looks like that kind of logo. Maybe one of the retro techno bands has one closer to it, but I think power glove did the music for blood dragon and it's not their logo.
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from the last thread,

The problem with Hyenas. Hyenas are cool, they are large, extremely intelligent, highly social, omnivorous pack hunters that have some nifty stereotypes associated with them. And frankly there just aren't that many well known pack cool pack animals to choose from. However when you look closer hyenas have some cultural and physiological eccentricities that when anthropomorphised take a headlong nosedive so far down the freaky fetish hole that you are guaranteed to squick 95% of your audience.

You literally have an extreme matriarchal society where the chicks have dicks and are half again larger than any male. There is no way you can incorporate them into an anthropomorphic society and not be accused of playing to fetishes without either figuratively or literally castrating them, which just goes a different direction, you cant win.

If you want a social carnivore character for your story go for something else, like a wolf or a lion.
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>>3951875
>https://soundcloud.com/you/collection
No, that can't be fucking right...

Shit, hold on...
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>>3951777
Trips of the nate?
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Reminder to sexualize the Honey.
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>>3951916
Reminder to always wear protection.
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>>3951916
Based nobby's way ahead of you.
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>no one uses the Psuedopenis Edition thread even though it was made earlier

kek
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>>3951875
>>3950840
>>3951900
Okay, got it!

https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115
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New thread, figure I'll shill this one last time.

http://pastebin.com/zs0Ku5B3

Very short story, probably about a minute's worth of reading. A re-imagining of Judy's resignation scene that gives Bogo a little more of an active role in trying to get her to stay on the force.
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>>3951892
Just have male hyenas.
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>>3951892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qpy2rGXJ4eU
Your image just made me want to look this up.
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>concrete...
>tell me your secrets
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>>3951923
Screw it, I need to creampie her. I'll take the risk.
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Alsol, during this scene, Nick pulls up the briefcase but in such way you can barely see it.
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Has ComicAnon been around today?
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>>3951958
If her leg wasn't in the air, I'd say she looked pretty dead.
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>>3951875
>https://soundcloud.com/you/collection

Is it possible to download these and play them on an MP3 ?
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>>3951944
so you are saying you prefer subby bitch-boys, got it.
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>>3951916
I did a quick GIS of sexual honey, hoping to find something funny, like a dildo being used as a honey dipper, or maybe r34 of the Honey Nut Cheerio bee.
But instead I got pics of Honey Boo Boo.
Now I want to boil my eyes and penis in acid.
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>>3951935
Link to it?
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>Is he fucking retarded?
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/r/ that picture of bogo fucking judy on the desk and there's like a photo of his wife on it.

i need it

for research

purposes.
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>>3951928
I don't get what Nick's doing in that position. I thought it might be lying he head in her lap but he looks like he's too close to her to do it comfortably.
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>>3951958
>the way her face smooshes against the ground

She is cute in literally every image, it doesn't even matter what she's doing

Fucking bunny magic
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>>3951892
It's possible to have a psuedo-penis female character that's not fucking terrible. There were furry drawings of it before Becca came along, damn it.
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>>3951859
Wait there was a Finnick on Nick one?

>>3951892
Of course you have one fucking massive error here.

You're conflating all four species of Hyena and assuming they're all the same as the Spotted Hyena.

Also of course the fact you can write about spotted hyenas without mentioning the pseudophallus, it's just harder with lewd.
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>>3951971
>That (not quite) 50 Blessings tag
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>>3951972
I dunno, has anyone seen comicanon?

Try leaving a comma out of a compound sentence: that might rustle him out of hiding!

>>3951976
I... think... so? I have no idea how soundcloud works... let me try downloading something off someone else!

Also the link is https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115
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>>3951989
Glad that I never even looked.
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>>3951939
I liked it!
You should make an account somewhere to post things.
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>>3951971
Yup. They didn't cheat it.
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>>3951961
Man, did anyone cap that discussion about Honey wondering what it'd be like if Nick knocked her up? Where she imagined him being a badger, or her being a fox and how it'd mean he'd need to be around more often.
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>>3952003
He's lying across her lap, with his head lying on her left leg. Remember, Anon, they're animals and aren't limited by our basic as fuck human spine. They can sleep comfortably in positions we can't even imagine.
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>>3951977
Hey, it's possible to be submissive while also being tender, loving, and sharing power.
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>>3952043
>VERY fast doggo jumping at incredible hihg speed
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>>3952055
You bet it is.
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>>3951999
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>>3951976
So when I googled it, a website popped up that seems to allow you to pop a soundcloud link into it and converts it into an MP3. I just tried it and it worked no problem.

Can't plug it into 4chan because the system things I'm posting spam. Very annoying!

But I think that should work!
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>>3951975
Agreed.
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>>3952043

They did cheat Judy's snatching of the tickets in the intro scene, though.
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>>3951892
>don't sniff my pseudo-penis or my daughter's pseudo-penis ever again
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>>3952053
Even so, he's sitting with his butt flat. That looks like his spine turns at a straight 90° to the left
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>>3952018
It seems I can download from soundcloud with a download tool
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>>3951999
Trips Anon, please.

Do not use your powers for evil.
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>>3952093

Thank you.
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>>3952004
Who wouldn't take a bunny home?
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>>3952103
Did't she grab them right before Gideon pushed her down? You couldn't see her arms or his chest in that scene, and immediately after she kicks him, when you see his chest again, the tickets are gone.
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>>3952013
Pretty sure we're thinking of the same thing, by the 'Pastor John' or such dude.
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>>3952110
There we go!

Post funky music!

https://soundcloud.com/skeewiff/skeewiff-feat-bam-jungle-brothers-you-just-made-my-day
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>>3952046
I want Judy to slug my smug
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>>3952018
Hey, ComicAnon, since the Gideon and Tigers thing is finished, I was wondering if you'd blind read it. I think you stopped at chapter two ending, and there's a three and four. Thanks.
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>>3952129
I prefer otters.
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>>3952114
I'm using my powers for that

[spoiler]hot bogo dicking[/spoiler]
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>>3952018
Hey comicanon. Been thinking about what should be in the first chapter of Nightclub. Will work on it tonight and tomorrow.
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>the way they hold each other

You just know
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>>3952093
HE MARRIED A WHITE GIRL

REEEEEEEE RACE WAR NOOOOOWWWWWW
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>>3952052
I don't care if it's hardcore heresy, I want some other species to fill her with baby batter and make her take it. Go with Pokemon and kids inherit the mother's traits basically.
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>>3952178
He's supporting her because of her injured leg, stop grabbing for straws.
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>>3952178

Just friends Anon
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>>3952178
>that internal struggle you can see through his eyes, closed as they are, about how low is too low to hold the bun
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>inspiration and surge of energy always strike after midnight
>need to leave the thread early today
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>>3952080
Fuck. Yes.
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>>3952152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGt6zPIfUuU
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>>3952152
https://soundcloud.com/skeewiff/sesame-street-twelve-skeewiffs
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>>3952107
I can see how you'd think that but he's lying completely on his left side.
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>Did I falsely imprisoned those animals?

Did he just used Nick's advice, but in wrong way?
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>>3952192
This was just a bad joke, it's not real.
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>>3952197
>yourretardedopinion.jpg
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>>3952165
Otters are rabbits of the water.
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>>3952150
Oh right, sorry got confused as technically that's Nick on Finnick.

But hey, FinNick is good whichever way around.
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>>3952162
I definitely can!

My current blind read schedule is Walk Away Renee, Ground Fighting, and now the finished version of Gideon vs Tiger Corp!

Looking forward to it! One of the funniest things I've read!

>>3952169
Great to hear! I'll be available tomorrow for sure on Discord to talk about it!

>>3952208
Love Goldfish.

>>3952209
One of my favorites! Everyone needs more Skeewiff in their life.
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>>3952217
Yes, that's the joke
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>>3952178
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>>3952213
Shouldn't you be able to see at least a thigh then?
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>>3952217
How do you think he got those scars.
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>>3952117
For a moment I was afraid I'd posted a thumbnail or something, no problem, happy to help.
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>>3952162
By the by, remembered that you were feeling a bit of stress. Hope everything is working out good with you!
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Do we know Nick's middle name?
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1-4: Go play vidya
5-9: Write a story about Nick and Judy's very first time
Dubs or better: DO IT NOW
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>>3952321
Piberius
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>>3952240
Isn't it that Nick blows Finnick, Nick gets blown by Finnick, and then Nick dicks Finnick? So, technically, I guess it's both x-on-y and y-on-x. Heh.
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>>3952297
Look at that hair. There's just so much of it to grab onto.
He's a prison bitch now, but he's so proud they had to rough him up a little.
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>>3952321
Piberius
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>>3952321
George Nigger
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>>3952321
PINGAS
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>>3952297
I still like to imagine he was married to one of the Nighthowler victims, and when the cops raided the asylum, he was in her cell, being mauled by her while still trying to prevent her from being taken by the ZPD.

Because I like adding tragedy to things.
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>>3952321
Peenusweenus
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What type of car is this?


>>3952338
I think he had those scars on Judy's promotion.
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>>3952365
TOMORROW I'LL
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>>3952338
He had those before them, on Judy announcement.
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>>3952380
What kind of animal dildo is that in the background?
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>>3952321
Penis
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>>3952321
Pancho
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>>3952241
It's nothing to do with funk, but I'm currently listening to and recommend:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-NDXtDUcGQ

Call it pop rock meets arena rock meets disco! And, hey, pretty colors!
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>>3952380
>World's biggest dragon dildo in the background
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>>3952329
What if you'd got a 0?

>>3952338
Nah, he had them while being arrested.
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>>3952297
He had those before, actually.
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>>3952403
Looks like duck's dick.
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>>3952403
Pig or boar maybe? They swirly.
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>>3952321

Piberius
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>>3952241
>>3952313
Thanks.
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>>3952380
>>3952390
>what are jokes?
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>>3952446
I don't know, anon.
Tell me.
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>>3952380
My bigger question is what kind of car is that?
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>>3952424
I dunno, I guess I forgot the zero. Doesn't matter now.

I just hope I make it as good as the other lewd scene I did.
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>>3952403
Duck dicks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1v_EcjeIkg
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>>3952463
ZT Cruiser
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>>3952426
It's the Zootopian version of the 80s mullet!
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>>3952463
It looks like a cloud car.
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YOU JUST KNOW
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>>3952533
>YOU JUST KNOW
That Judy thinks of Nick as a cool older brother and the second she meets Jack Savage she'll lose whatever interest she had in a former felonious fox?
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>>3952533
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>>3952533

...That Judy has an adorably chic fashion sense? Yes, yes we do.
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>>3952533
Yes! I just know that Jack will marry Judy in the second movie.
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>>3952533
That Judy is excited about finally seeing her celebrity crust, Gazelle, in person while not on duty.
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>>3951720
They're perfect for each other
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>>3952533
>"Oooh, this is so amazing having such close seats for the concert! Thank you Nick."
>"Don't mention it, Carrots. Just one of the perks of dating Gazelle."
>"I just wish my boyfriend could be here."
>"I'm sure Gideon doesn't mind missing the concert."
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>>3952533
>>3952563
Don't forget the aftermath
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>>3951892
I hate hyena posters
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>>3952581
Crush*
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>>3952581
>celebrity crust
sounds delicious
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>>3952563
That's still the warmest JudyxNick image to me.
It just looks so right.
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>>3952562
if only he existed in the movie, anon. IF ONLY
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>>3952563
I never knew the second image was made to sync with the screenshot...
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>>3952372
Fuck, /v/ is weird
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>>3951892
I thought that was only for the spotted hyenas.
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>>3952622
I disagree
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>>3952581
>celebrity crust
I hear that makes a good seasoning.
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>>3952046
I cant believe Judy killed Nick
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>>3952613
Zootopia 2 is only a half-decade and change away...
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>>3952613

If only that dress of Judy's existed in the movie.
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>wolf and his son
>the kid is howling
cute
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DRESSED DOWN CONTINUES

>"Nick, I'm so proud of you. I can't believe what you've accomplished here."
>"I did it all for you."
>"I love you, Nick."
>"I love you too, Judy..."

~~~

>Nick Wilde wakes up on his couch with a fluffy bunny collapsed on his chest
>She whimpers a bit as Wilde shifts around
>Apparently having her over last night wasn't a dream
>He suddenly becomes aware of his splitting headache
>He rubs his eyes and shifts July off of him
>Wilde stares at his reflection in the bathroom mirror
>An old man stares back at him
>Dark grey fur surrounds his lips
>The bags under his eyes growing more pronounced every day
>He remembers what he said to Judy in his dream
>Swiftly he is consumed by anger
>Anger for letting his perfect marriage die
>For letting his job destroy him for so many years
>The nail in his head shoots a burst of agony into him
>Now he is headed down a path of self-destruction
>Regret swirls through his mind like a maelstrom of fire
>He knew lust was going to destroy him
>He knew it was only a matter of time before somebody noticed him and July driving around
>Before somebody notices his-
>"Good morning, Scruff!"
>Wilde quickly looks down at the figure calling before him
>"Did you sleep well?" she giggles
>Wilde nearly vomits at the sight of the blurry rabbit
>The rabbit that stands in his home like an intruder
>He hated that she was destroying his life
>He had burrowed a nest of comfortable misery before she showed up
>"Get out of my house."
>"What? Nick, you drove me here..."
>"GET OUT OF MY DAMNED HOUSE!"
>Nick throws a glass at her and she darts for the exit
>"GET OUT OF MY LIFE!"
>"Out of my house..."
>Wilde falls to his knees and sobs into the carpet
>He pounds his fist into the shattered glass on the floor
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>>3952666
EARS
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>>3952625
Striped Hyenas aren't pack animals.
I have no idea about Brown Hyenas or Aardwolfs
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>>3952666
>confirmed by satan.

SAVAGEHOPPS ENDORSED BY THE DEVIL.

WILDEHOPPS THE ONLY TRUE SALVATION.
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>>3952426
He played college ball, you know.
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>>3952676
>Son. Son, no.
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>>3952610
>>3952663
I hate my phone
Just fox my shit up.
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>>3952625
It is.

Of course, 90% of the time you see a hyena in fiction, it'll be spotted.

Of course, they are one of the most populous of the four species. (Can't find definitive numbers on Aardwolves, so don't want to be too specific)
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>>3952693

Okay, we now need a drawfriend to draw Lionhart as Senator Armstrong.
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>>3952679
jesus fucking christ i can't tell if this is real or not
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>>3952676
>son howls next to two police officers
>gets a $350 ticket for awooing in public
>after they get back from the concert the father beats his son
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ok so

I shilled the tiniest lil comfyfic like once forever ago but then I died. I now have a functional computer and am actively updating. Just posted a new chapter and already working hard on the next.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7132508/chapters/16195550

This feels awkward but it would be super cool and really appreciated if I got some >>3952241 feedback on it. Or non-Comic feedback. You know how it is.
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>>3952657
please tell me what this thing is so I can find porn of it
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>the elephant kid doint toot toot like Finnick did earlier
deepest lore
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>>3952679
>The nail in his head
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>>3952741
Awoooooo
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>>3952742

Is this fic Nick/Judy or

>just friends
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>>3952754
Looks like Finnick finally got both that species and gender reassignment surgery.
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>>3952742
I can give you feedback! Just about to take a shower now, but I'll be able to get that you tomorrow most likely.
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Where's her husband?


>>3952781
top kek
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>>3952807
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>>3952822
I want to feel those big fluffy polar bear paws all over my body.
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>>3952241
Hi vrbun!

Revisions are almost done for the baby steps prologue and work on the first chapter should begin tonight. Your advice really helped me out a lot.

And to other writers and readers. What is your prefered word count on chapters? Since I starder reading fiction I've always enjoyed very long stories with huge chapters in then (some of my favorites going into the 20k word count per chapter) but I understand most people prefer a higher number of small chapters.

What do you guys prefer? Give me a rough estimate.
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>>3952679
Nice.
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>>3952822
>baby bump
awww
>Where's her husband?
iced 'em
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>>3952679
Can't he lose his job for physically assaulting his subordinate?

Either way, that's pretty fuckin' cold, even for Chief Wilde.
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>>3952241
Awesome! So many ideas.
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I don't know why but female pigs are so sexy in this movie.


Also
>all those (you)'s today
And mom says I don't have any friends. Best evening since Christmas.
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>>3952853
Don't make them something like 20k or even like 15k. More bite-sized... like 10k to 5k, maybe?
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>>3952853
Generally I prefer a minimum of 2k-4k words per chapter, depending on the type of story.
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>>3952716
tah dah

it was done ages ago
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>>3952899
This is the saddest comment I've ever seen on this website.
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>>3952679
Chief Wilde's self destruction is coming to fruition. I like it.
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>>3952853
>What do you guys prefer? Give me a rough estimate.

I don't really have one.
As a writer, I end a chapter where I feel it needs to end.
But on average I think I usually let them run around 4,000 - 6,000 words per chapter.
It really depends on when you want to give your reader a break.
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>>3952919
>Generally I prefer a minimum of 2k-4k words per chapter

If the average word count is less than 1000 words per chapter I refuse to read the story

2k-4k is absolutely perfect
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>>3952853
>What is your prefered word count on chapters?

You end a chapter when you need to. Writing to a set number of words just leads to friction during the process--you start thinking "this is too short" or "I need to start wrapping this scene up in order to hit the mark." Far better it is to simply write out your scenes and structure the chapters around them. There are natural pauses in any narrative; you just need to spot those in editing.
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>>3952899
Them pigs, man... them pigs...
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>>3952772
Current plan is this is the first of 3 bite-sized fics set over the course of around half a year about Nick and Judy navigating their evolving friendship/blossoming romance, among other things.

So no, not just friends.
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>>3951671
the cinemasins video is so rushed, they skipped like half the movie

>tfw comments are complaining about furries complaining in the comments
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>>3953042

Nice, I love slowburn

I'll be sure to give your fic a read
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>>3952903
>>3952919
>>3952975
>>3952991
>>3953004

Alrighty, that works for me. Just don't want to drown a reader you know? If I see myself getting above the 10k count on a chapter I'll see about maybe splitting it into 2 chapters released at the same time.

Just to give someone who wants to take a break a point to do so.

Thanks guys.
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T-typesetter kun.. Are you still alive?
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>>3953042
Have only looked at the first several paragraphs so far, but it seems pretty alright. Good work.

From one writer-dude to another, I think you'll do fine.
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>>3952751
Final boss of Kirby Planet Robobot. The version from the end of the True Arena, specifically.
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>>3953022
fucking feminists
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>>3953049
Did people really get triggered by this EWW? It was low as fuck and considering he admittedly enjoyed certain parts I'd say this is an ad for the movie rather than bashing it.
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>>3952782
Oh hey neat thank you

>>3953072
Thanks! I always appreciate feedback, so let me know what you think.
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>>3952679
Nah, I can't deal with this.
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>>3953133
People forget that it's comedy
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>daily reminder from /pol/
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All this mindbreak and OCs and SavageHopps stuff these days. Is there even any interest anymore in a good ol' fashioned WildeHopps smut greentext?
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>>3953161
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>>3953176
I would take one.
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>>3953091

>that gif

Holy fucking shit that's adorable.
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>>3953161
>what I saw

>what I expected people to expect

>what I expected

>what I got (note: not pictured cause I didn't see the movie)
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>>3953097
>"Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck!"
>"Judy & Savage cucking nick!"
>"Reminder that Judy cucks nick on a daily basis!"
>"Whoooooooo <her head> ooooore!"
>"Single mom Judy is CUTE!"
>"It's just natural for rabbits!"
>"Judy cucks Nick and has Jack babies! Judy thinks of Jack when she masturbates him with her pregnant tummy and dewlap!"
>"Bunnies are natural sluts! Rabbits have no heat, it's default settings baby!"
>"Cucking Nick! Honey cucks Nick! Finnick cucks Nick!"
>"Cuck cuck! Judy has an affair with long forgotten friend! Cucks Nick!"
>"Judy Zootopia Bycicle! Pass it on!"
>"Judy bondgirl! Only pregnant bondgirl!"
>"I want to enter a bouncy house with Judy and 30 other male rabbits!"
>"Judy cucks Nick!"

From top left to bottom right.
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>>3952321
Platonic
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>>3953176
nope, here's weaver packstreet edition
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>>3952922
the first thing that reminded me of is the rotted king from Armello.
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>>3953176
Yes please, fuck off with all this OC garbage and give us something non-cringey
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Calvin is sure going to have a relaxing time visiting his parents back on the farm, don't you think?
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>>3953161

/pol/ user here

Zootopia tried really really hard to be neutral while still having a sappy message
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>>3953289
I can't imagine anything going wrong at home, can you?
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>>3953199
>>3953257
Nice to know that some people are still keepin' the faith. One WildeHopps comin' up!
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>>3953289
He brought his toy with him didn't he? It's on one of the bags isn't it? His dad is going to find it isn't he?
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>>3952742
Well hey, all fucking right

Afraid I'm not much good at giving feedback anon, but can I just say, I enjoyed this when I read it a while back, and I'm glad to see it isn't dead. Keep up the good work!
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>>3953232
Is that game gud?

>>3953313
Oh please.
All this OC shit is terrible.
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>>3953257
I don't know, that one Annalise thing was pretty hot
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>>3953289
I don't see why not, getting a break from clas--
>>3953309
oh fuck
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>>3953309
How did they cross paths online?
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>>3953309
Oh.

Oh! Holy shit he is putting it together!
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>>3953309
HAPPENING
HAPPENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
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>>3953309
>that entire conversation
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>>3953373
World of Warrencraft
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>>3952899
Bruh. Nothing wrong with hanging with your fellow anonymous reprobates, but don't let it be a substitute for IRL friends.
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>>3953373
They play the same MMO.
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>>3952297
politics
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>>3953405
that's fucking perfect
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>>3953405
>>3953422
Ah. Missed that. Thanks, chums
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>>3953411
>IRL friends
>implying
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>>3953309
jesu chris

calvin's panicking so hard I can feel my OWN spaghetti a-churning
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>>3953417
>we did it boys.png
What did he mean by this?
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>>3952426
>>3952297
>>3953436
there's a side to every election that the public never sees
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>>3953313
I approve of some nice sappy vaguely platonic vaguely lewd nice and comfy wildehopps.
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>>3953481
Bogo's actually got a few of his own.
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>>3953481
politics is a cutthroat world
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>>3953309
>Calvin mentions dorming with a rhino
>Tristan has met Josh
>He still doesn't know his online friend is Calvin

Wow, for a science guy, he sure is a bit dull.
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>>3953460
Frequent lurking can be balanced with a mostly functional social life you know, assuming you aren't a turbo autist. And let's be honest, too much 4chan uninterrupted tends to warp your perspective on things over time. Mitigate it any way you can.
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>>3953356
do you like boardgames? it is a fun boardgame.

the online multiplayer works very well, I find it a good way to be entertained while listening to podcasts or youtubes.
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>>3953550
that's a connection that a healthy mind wouldn't make with just that info
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>>3953518
>tfw my best friend from highschool commited a suicide year ago

>>3953555
I will try. Nice trips.
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>>3953595
>his screen name is Usagi_Yojimbo
>implies he's a rabbit
>with a rhino roommate
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>>3953665
Anon, they're playing on online game. There's absolutely no reason to believe he's a rabbit instead of a huge weeb.
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>>3953665
You don't have to be a rabbit to appreciate the works of Stan Sakai.
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>>3953595
>Freshman in college
>Dorms with a Rhino
>Online name is rabbit themed
Tristan doesn't figured it out.

And please, "healthy mind"? He's a grad student in college majoring in chemistry. There is nothing healthy about the masochistic mind.
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>>3953176
>>3953199
>>3953356
>>3953484
Here we go!

>Judy fumbled with the keys to her apartment, her second glass of wine still buzzing around her head.
>“Here we are!” She practically skipped to the bed and plopped down.
>”Cozy,” said Nick, a few glasses in himself.
>He tried to lean against the doorway and missed, catching himself just in time.
>Judy laughed. “Get over here!” She hopped up and tugged him over to the bed.
>He let her lead him and flopped on top of her, sprawling out to squish her.
>She got her legs under him and shoved him back up.
>“Oh, I see how it is, Hopps.” He gave her an evil smile, then dove back onto the bed.
>She shrieked, laughing as she rolled to make room for him.
>He rolled over toward her, propping himself up to look her in the eye.
>For a moment, the only sound in the room was their breathing.
>“Nick, I-”
>He cut her off with a kiss. Her eyes widened in surprise, then lazily shut as she melted into it.

cont.
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>>3952679
this an attempt to throw Swinton out of July's trail, isn't it?
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>>3953697
Is it the online game they're playing? Because I don't have those kinds of chatroom/IM crap happen in my online games. Save the banter like that for voice chat
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>>3953655
>trips

Hey, didn't catch that. And hey man, I feel you. I don't know if it's quite the same, but I lost my mother a few years ago.
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>>3953745
The actual reason is narrative. But in universe is he is just not thinking about it, and is assuming that Calvin is majoring in a different subject. Which is dumb, but the alternative does not bear thinking about for Tristan. Also, yeah, he's not THAT clever
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>>3952369
I actually really like this idea. You gonna write it?
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>>3953745
He runs a D&D game, Anon. You're acting like Usagi Yojimbo is some huge clue but I bet you he's met weebs of all species who won't shut the fuck up about it.
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>>3953778
They became friends online so it's not a huge stretch to imagine that they've taken up chatting outside the game, too. Or they are playing and we're just seeing the chat log because the gameplay is irrelevant.
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>>3952369
see >>3953805

These threads run open source, if there's not a fic or image that suits your needs you need to make it yourself
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Would she do it?
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>>3953839
Eh, I suppose it doesn't really matter.
All that matters is plot twist! He can't get away from Tristan even if he gets away from Tristan!
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>>3953867
>is this a trick question?
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>>3953867
Only if Jack Savage leaves her after knocking her up.
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>>3951991

>>3951358
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>>3953867

We'll never know
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>>3952922
>people repost your old art that you think looks like shit now
It's a complicated feel
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>>3953867
>The bullets are blanks
>Judy gets off on scaring Nick to death
>She orders him to delete the post, and while still pointing the gun at their heads, orders him to strip naked
>She's now pointing the gun at him, as he shakingly strips off down to his boxers
>Ordering him to take those off too, he's shaking like a leaf as they slide around his ankles
>Putting the against his head, she pulls the trigger
>He's a sobbing mess as soon as he realizes the bullets were blanks
>Judy's practically dripping
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>>3951777
Why thank you Anon! You're far too kind!
Love Nate.
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>>3953949
Can't blanks still seriously fuck you up if you fire them point-blank?
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>>3953931
it's wonderful
I implore you to do more Zootopia/MGS
please
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>>3953949
you're really selling me on murder-suicide here
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>>3953975
They fire small wads of paper.

Don't shoot anyone in the temple.
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>>3953949

Firing blanks point blank at someone's head can still kill them
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>>3952679

>July steps off the bus and climbs the long stairway to her apartment
>She knew that sleeping with Chief Wilde was a bad idea
>The temptation was too great for her to resist
>The music, the candles, her warm full stomach after the meal
>It had all come undone before her
>She knew it was her fault that Wilde had reacted that way
>She shivers and cries into her blankets
...
>Monday morning
>July reports to work bright and early as expected
>She walks to Wilde's office
>Locked and no lights to be seen
>On her way down she passes by the HR office
>July pauses for a moment
>She grabs her ticketwriter and heads out for another day on the job
...
>July returns to the office at 8:42 PM
>She notices a faint orange light from Wilde's office
>The door is still locked
>She runs to the front desk and finds Keaton working his night shift
>"Keaton! Please let me into Wilde's office! I think something's wrong!"
>"July, I've been reamed before about just letting people into his office..."
>"I'll take the fallout. I'll say I stole your keys. Just please, let me see him."
>Wilde's lock unlatches and the door squeaks open
>"Chief Wilde?"
>The smell of liquor and sweat drenches the room
>"Get out of here, July. I'm going to make a mistake."
>"Chief, I want to make things right with you."
>She walks over to him
>"I loved our time we spent together. You're the only person who has shown me any emotion since I got here."
>"July, please, I'm no good for you..."
>July climbs into his lap
>"You're perfect, Chief Wilde."
>July puts her hand on Wilde's head and kisses his lips
>Shocked, he pushes her back but she doesn't relent
>Her body comes closer to Wilde as she breaks her kiss and looks into his eyes
>Her heavy breathing sets a blaze in Wilde's heart
>At once he embraces her and takes her into his own kiss
>His tongue dances with hers as July feels Wilde's chest
>Wilde pushes her against the back of his chair and feels his way down her uniform
>July moans
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>>3954000
>>3953995

TIL, ty :v
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>>3953949
see
>>3953975
>>3953995
>>3954000
blanks can still kill you
fucking liberal hippies and their lack of gun knowledge
go lurk /k/ until you're not a pleb
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>>3953176
>>3953199
>>3953257
>>3953313
>>3953356
>>3953484
>>3953776
>"blessed are those who ship Nick and Judy, for they will be spared of the hustling"

captcha: pancakes, don't mind if I do
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>>3953004
I suddenly remember the Heavy has a PhD in Russian literature
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>>3953980
Perhaps...
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>>3954009

I liked the "father-daughter" dynamic better

Nick/July is strictly a worse Nick/Judy
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>>3953776
>After a moment, the kiss deepened.
>She pawed at his chest, tugging at his tie in an attempt to loosen it.
>“Easy there, you’re gonna choke me!” He sat up and tugged it off, tossing it over the back of her chair.
>She sat up and started working on his shirt buttons.
>He shrugged off the shirt and grabbed the hem of her dress.
>She lifted her arms as he tugged it up and off.
>Her ears flapped back and forth wildly in arousal.
>“Typical bunny,” he said to himself. He took the liberty of losing his pants.
>She practically tackled him back down, head on his stomach as she dragged his boxers down unceremoniously.
>”Haha, easy there, Carro-”
>His voice trailed off as he felt her tongue against his sheath.
>Soon he was at full length, his breathing ragged.
>"Think you can handle the full thing?" he said with a cockeyed smirk.
>She smirked back and casually unhinged her jaw.
>Nick gulped.

cont.
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>>3952742

Just gave this a read. Pretty solid overall, I'd say--there's good creativity on display with the design of Judy's home, characterization seems spot-on, and as far as slice-of-life is concerned, you could hardly ask for much else.

One thing to pay attention for in editing, though, is repetitive sentence structure. A lot of times, your prose slips into the same "Pronoun verbed X" or "The subject was this" format, which can get old pretty fast. Shake things up a little, experiment with the flow of your prose.
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>>3954058
Nick/July is absolutely delicious when Nick realizes that it's a fucking terrible idea but can't stop himself.
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Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeeuuure! You want action? Adventure? Comfiness? Feels? Step right up and Nate the Writedude will spin your "Wilde"-est fantasies into little green words you can read again and again. Or vote for one of these!

Ideas from older threads:
1. Teen Judy working at a coffeeshop
2. Bellwhether bonds with Sharla in jail.
3. Nick and Judy infiltrate a fox commune for an investigation. (reattempt)
4. Nick is hospitalized by a gunshot wound. Judy visits him in hospital.
5. Nick and Finnick try to pull a scam at a waterpark, but Nick keeps getting distracted.
6. Two characters of your choice play Twister
7. Two characters of your choice take a shower together.
8. Step by step build your own adventure with Anon. Requires voting after every post.
9. Nick discovers lewd fox fanfiction on Judy’s computer.
10. Nick, Finnick, and Judy have a nerf gun war.
11. Nick walks home drunk.
12. Nick goes on a blind date and gets an ugly surprise.
13. The cops all try to get Bogo’s attention.
14. Nick and Judy’s anniversary happens, shenanigans ensue.
15. Gid and Travis confess their love for one another.
16. Nick and Judy discover a dark secret about Bogo’s past.

To start off the evening, I will be writing "Nick in the shower with Jack Savage" because I actually thought about how to make it work.
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>>3953777
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>>3954036
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DER END

reminder:
spintherella.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=%2F&q=inter+schminter
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>>3954074
Yeah, I can feel myself slip into those patterns while I'm writing. I'll poke through it and see if I can't shakes things up a bit stylistically. Thanks!
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>>3954009
Is this it? Is going to happen?
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>>3954088

Nice
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>>3953745
He's using his character's name from World of Warrencraft, just like Labjer.

It's just they're playing their own species. Which isn't all that common. You'd be surprised how many PREDS there are.
(Prey Really Emulating Dangerous Sharpteeth)
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>>3953975
Isn't that how Bruce Lee died?
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>>3954084

I request packstreet stuff. Maybe... How Charlie interacts with all the other residents, the creepy fox he is.
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>>3954088
You didn't do that for >>3951777
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>>3954036
I dont need your blessing, fox
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>>3954058
>I liked the "father-daughter" dynamic better

Yeeeaaah. I'll stick to mead's timeline, I'm not feeling this whole relationship dynamic
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>>3954114
yo
I need context
sir
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>>3953850
>>3953805
Arhhh...

I guess I can, I've got a bunch of other stuff I'm working on, but why not. The more the merrier, as they say.
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>>3954134
You mean Brandon Lee? No, that was a huge clusterfuck involving dummy cartridges and the prop crew being utterly incompetent.
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>>3954134
Brandon Lee, he son.
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>>3954084
9
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>>3954169
that's the spirit!
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>>3954141
oh ye of little to no faith and those who have been lied to, accept the gospel of WildeHopps into your life and you will be set upon the road to nice and comfy
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>>3954084
2, 9, or 12.
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>>3954155

Same

I just dislike the idea of shipping Nick with an OC almost completely identical to Judy
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>>3954084
4 for feels, damn it
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>>3954168
Inter-Schminter is a comic by spintherella.
It's all on their dA. check dat link homie

basically: Judy is shy about her feelings for Nick in public and he's been trying to bait her into admitting them around other mammals.
He finally gets her alone but Judy's sister busts in on the scene. Seeing how much she's hurting to tell him but wanting to do it privately, he finally gives in and will take her somewhere so she can open up to him without the fear of other mammals' disapproval
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>unhinged her jaw
Is Judy going to turn into some sort of eldritch horror?
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Is it hypocritical of me to love Jude "the Dude" Hopps with Nick in male-on-male paradise, and yet July Hopps with Nick makes me cringe while feeling sick?
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>>3954205
The point of the story isn't the ship. The point is how Nick is taking advantage of July to re-live his relationship with Judy.
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>>3954262
one is R63 and the other is fucking someone that looks like a dead person
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These arms
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>>3954170
>>3954171
You can seriously get really fucking hurt with blanks though.
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>>3954084
I wanna say 10, but my penis says 9, and he pretty much dictates what goes around in my house so...
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>>3954281
Getting gains?
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>>3954265
He's not taking advantage of anything. The real draw is that he knows it's a terrible idea and he knows he probably can't keep them apart in his head but he can't stop himself and does it anyway.
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>>3954084
FIFTEEN
I
F
T
E
E
N
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>>3954283
Isn't that how Brandon Lee died?
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>>3954300
more like gaining doubles!
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>>3954084
9 plz
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>>3954325
Sort of. The prop team fucked up and got a dummy cartridge lodged in the barrel, and so when they put in and fired blanks the dummy cartridge was fired from the barrel and killed him.
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>>3953980
source?
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>>3954084
7.

McHorn and Nick.
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>>3954359
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>>3954071
yaaaay.....waitwhat
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>>3954281
>>3954300
Whoops
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>>3954279
Good point.
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>>3954084
2 please, and thank you for taking the time to do this
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>>3954376
4chan.org/trash
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>>3954325
>>3954371
They also had him carry this bunch of groceries with an explosive charge for the scene. It really was a clusterfuck.

http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/brandonlee.asp
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>>3954084
9
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>>3954009
Is this character's only purpose to be a knock off Judy in every way? What exactly is the point of it all?
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>>3954071
how does a rabbit casually unhinge her jaw

what
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>>3954009
WHEN DO THEY F U C K
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>>3954383
god damn Nick is a fucking beefcake
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>>3954084
Going to cast my vote with 9.
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>>3954383

Okay, as funny as that was, can I get the original? What's the context here?
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>>3954414
She's been turned into that. Before she was just her niece who oozed Judy's go-getter personality.
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>>3954383
well, I wasn't wrong about the gains
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>>3954429
for fuck's sake
it's right here >>3954114

spintherella.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=%2F&q=inter+schminter
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>>3954414
this is one interpretation of the JHT, other takes on the AU give her more depth
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>>3954414

Literally a plot device for Nick (unless they stay together, then it's just a reskinned Nick/Judy)

It feels super forced, July has none of the reason's Judy had to be attracted to Nick.

As I said before, the "father-daugher" relationship (not even that, just Nick not wanting anything bad to happen to July) feels way more natural for the story
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>>3954071
>He pushed his misgivings aside and gave into the feeling.
>Before long, he couldn’t stop himself from gently thrusting his hips into her maw.
>A soft whine escaped his mouth when she stopped.
>Judy wiped her mouth and positioned herself over the trembling fox.
>Gathering his wits, Nick put his hands on hips and guided her down.
>She exhaled sharply and leaned forward to grip the headboard.
>Nick forced himself to be gentle as he started thrust into her.
>She sighed and opened those eyes he loved so dearly.
>He let himself get lost in the twin violet pools, each one containing infinities.
>The heat in his cheeks he had attributed to wine and arousal only grew.
>Judy started to ride him in earnest and it started to sear.
>”You feel it too, don’t you?” she said, smiling lovingly.
>”What?” His head was pounding.
>”The hatred of omnipotent God.”

cont.
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>>3954461
Hot.
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>>3954475
Could someone repost that picture of Nick being reduced to an emotional cucumber?
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>>3954507
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>>3954423
>July unzips her shirt
>Nick takes off his pants
>"Benis goes in bagina :-DD", Nick said with a rasp voice
>"imba virgin :-DD tite bun bagina :-DDD", replied June
>Nick puts penis in vagina
>"no anymore u not :-DD"
>"dis hurt :-DDD fug" said May
>"no"
>he knots and it dislodges her pelvis
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>>3954483
i guess its time to fcuking die
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>>3954383
seriously god nick is ripped as fucked
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>>3954574
gotta get buff for the bun
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>>3954460
but can I get some context/source?
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>>3954551
10/10
Would fap again.
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>>3954608
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>>3954009
We're all going to hell, aren't we
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>>3954591
The context is you going to that link and seeing every single page of the comic Inter-Schminter at it's source. Would you like me to hold your hand when you go there and read it your damn self?
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>>3954551
Spurdo, you erotic bastard.
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>>3954583
>Judy beats up gideon every now and then
Good for her.
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>>3954483
>She kissed him. His mouth was completely dry.
>Nick stood alone on the desert butte.
>A withered Finnick clung to his back, wearing the tatters of his elephant costume.
>Nick fought to control his breathing.
>”Wh...wh...where?”
>”Everything straight lies,” croaked Finnick’s aged voice.
>Nick’s tongue hardened to igneous rock.
>”Recur, recur,” whispered Finnick into his ear. "And climb."
>Two violet suns burned angrily in the sky above.
>”Toot toot,” went Finnick.

cont.
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>>3954314
>>3954359
>>3954381
>>3954461
>>3954507
>>3954528
>>3954608
>>3954627
You're both wrong!

Two Foxes, One Bun.
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>>3954634
source?
[spoiler[ you've been rused and I enjoyed every second of it [/spoilersdontworkontrash]
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>>3954084
>The bathroom was getting steamy.
>Nick used his finger to draw a crude image of Judy's butt in the mirror.
>He'd be seeing the real thing in a couple of minutes.
>The both of them had just gotten off work, and were gearing up for a coed rinse-a-roo.
>Right now, it was just Nick in the bathroom.
>Judy had said that she needed to get a load of laundry going, and that Nick should get the water started.
>So here he was, naked and eager.
>Where was she?
>He cracked open the door and stuck his nose out.
>"Juuudy? What's keepin' you?"
>"Sorry Nick!" she was still on the other side of the apartment. "This is gonna take longer than I thought. Just get started without me. I'll join you in a few!"
>Nick rolled his eyes.
>"Ya promise?"
>"I promise!"
>Nick shut the door and pulled back the shower curtain.
>The water had been nice and hot for a while now.
>He stepped in, and slid the curtain back in place.
>He positioned himself so that his junk was directly under the flowing water.
>If any part of him needed to be cleaned, it was there.
>Especially since Judy would be joining him and she might just give him a...
>...well....you know.
>Nick got hard just thinking about it.
>Whoops
>He let the water soak the rest of him.
>He always felt twice as heavy when he was wet.
>Probably was.
>He grabbed the bar of soap and lathered it on his nuts.
>The idea that Judy would clean herself with it later was an amusing one.
>Sort of like she's indirectly rubbing his nuts all over herself.
>Heh heh
>Nick faced the water and started to scrub his underarms when he heard the sound of the door closing and the curtain being pulled back.
>He could sense that his little bunny friend was behind him.
>"Hey Judy, I've got a little surprise for you..." he said as he whipped himself around.
>"AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGHH YOU'RE NOT JUDY!"

cont.
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>>3954461
cute.
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>>3954631
At least Hell is warm.
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>>3954631

>implying we ain't already there
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>>3954666
Oh Satan.
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>>3954669
The source is my foot lodged so far up your ass that you can taste my toenails.
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>>3954666
vade retro prince of lies!
away with you!
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where are all the calvin and tristan comics gathered?? i must know, for science n stuff. They do mention some of that science stuff in the comics.
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>>3954702
>>3954713
LORD SATAN HAS SPOKEN!

Two Foxes, One Bun!
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>>3954657
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>>3954428
>>3954408
>>3954347
>>3954290
>>3954204
>>3954182
>>3954084
The votes say 9! Will do after I'm done with "Nick and Jack Savage in the shower"
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>>3954739
Christus vivit!
Christus regnat!
Christus ab omni malo te defendat!
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>>3954666
two knots
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>>3954347
>>3954290
>Nick was just opening the door to his and Judy's apartment before it was yanked open,
>And there stood a bewildered Judy, the keys to their vehicle in one hand, the doorknob in the other, as she just stood there and stared at him for a moment.
>Before he could get a word out, her mouth ran a mile a minute, "Gotte run, sister at station, picking up, love you, bye," and she was zipping past him.
>He stared blankly for a moment, 'What?' before shrugging his shoulders and stepping inside.
>The apartment was clean, 'Praise Judy,' he thought, and there was a microwaved lunch on the counter- apparently for him, 'unless Judy started eating spicy bug noodles.'
>WIth nothing to do, and not particularly interested in television, went into their room and popped open his and Judy's laptop-
>Now, he wasn't one to snoop, he'd usually just give a quick glimpse of what was on the screen before switching accounts,
>But he saw a few word documents open, and their titles piqued his interest.
>'The Locker Room Hustle,' 'Circumventing the Collar,' 'At Least Hell is Warm,' and the list went on.
>He popped open 'The Locker Room Hustle' and started skimming over it-
>'Her upper body banging against the lockers was even louder. Mixed with the distinct moans, there was no mistaking what they were doing. If someone came in now, they’d be done for.'
>"Wow," he said aloud, a smirk playing on his face, and his pants a little tight around the crotch.
>'I never took Judy as an author,' he thought, reading through the other documents.
>And as if a blindfold had been ripped from his eyes, he found out what kind of kinky shit his innocent little cinnimon roll was in to.
>His thoughts grew concerned as he finished the last document, 'Sweet Simba, this girl needs help,'
>Finding her phone beside the computer, 'she must have forgotten it,' he realized, he saw that the last call was from Emma Hopps.
>He knew just how to help Judy.
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>>3954666
>>3954766
That's gotta be really fucking awkward when they're both tied after a dt.
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>>3954734
Two Foxes, One Bun!
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>still no word on Officer need Assistance updating
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>>3954776
Just so you know, this one is being written by some other Anon. Not I, so don't give me any credit for it. You go, Anon!
-Nate
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>>3954776
Here we fucking go
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>>3954776
We're getting fucking meta here, let's keep going and see what happens
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>>3954654
wat
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>>3954806
Maledicti et Excommunicati daemones
invirtute istorum factorum Dei, nominum; Mesias, Emmanuel, Sohter, Sabahot, Agios, Inchiros, Athanatos, Jehová, Adonay et Tetragrámmaton.
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>>3954688
I was tempted to say that, but I figured it was too easy

>>3954693
At this point, I've stopped asking WHY I keep coming here, and have resolved to just be happy with the fact that I found something I enjoy until it eventually wears thin. I think it's better for all of us in here to ask as few questions as possible.
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>>3954836
>your pic

animation fucking when
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Good Evening /trash/! I know I said I'd be streaming tomorrow, but I got off work early so I will be streaming T O N I G H T. The movies, decided by vote:

-My Little Pony: Equestria Girls (2013)
-Chicken Little (2005)
-The Wild (2006)

The stream will start at 7PM PST

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/kHbVzyLgmGn
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/kHbVzyLgmGn
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/kHbVzyLgmGn
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>>3954869
vos constrigumus, et separamus a creatura ista 4chan, et ab omni loco et domo ubi fuerint haec nomina, et digna Dei
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>>3954734
>>3954806
Two Foxes, One Bun!
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>>3954851
ha ha. totally meta.
i'm totally not the guy writing about Judy's sister Emma.
Nah.
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>>3951777
Any art to go with this
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>>3954944
praecipimus vobis, atque ligamus vos ut non habeatis potestatem per pesten, nec per aliquod quodeumque maleficium nocere ei, incantationem, neque, in anima, nec in corpore.
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>>3954913
>Equestria Girls

nope

nopenopenope

N-O-P-E

As shitty as it might be, I kicked that habit 4 years ago. I'm not risking a relapse.
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>>3954944

>nick_demonstrates_his_pathological_obsession_with_pacman.jpg
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>>3954985
Ite, ite, ite, maldeicti, in stagnum ignis, sive ad loca vobis a Deo assignata!
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>>3954996
You have to face your past, anon.
You have to do to better fight against it, anon!
You can do it, I trust you, anon!
If you don't do it for you, do it for them!
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>>3954913
nope i wont watch mlp haha
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>>3954996
https://youtu.be/ec0XKhAHR5I
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>>3954654
>Nick was alone in the blackness save for the two swirling violet orbs.
>The warm nothingness grip him by the cock.
>And for the first time in his life, Nick Wilde could truly see.
>He sobbed for joy, thrusting wildly as he fucked the void.
>The voice of Judy rang in his mind.
>”Nicolaus Wilde, you must come. You will come a thousandfold for each sin of the world.”
>”Yes, yes,” he wept. He was close, so close.
>”And each world that shall die and each world that shall be born.”
>He could only nod through his tears.
>”Eternal recurrence, Nicolaus.”
>”Eternal recurrence,” he repeated, choking as he spoke.
>He felt his entirety stream through his loins in an orgasmic kenosis.
>He came.
>He came nameless blasphemies.
>He came as his body and soul unknitted and recombined.
>He came until the violet suns were all he could see and all he had ever seen.
>And still he came.
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>>3954996

Eh... I highly doubt Equestria Girls will get you hooked again. To say it's mediocre is giving it too much credit.
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>>3955073
This got weird really fast.
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>>3955022
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>>3952686
Brown hyenas have small packs (as opposed to spotted, where packs can be up to 80 individuals), aardwolves are paired/family groups (mothers with their offspring).
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>>3955134
Imperat vobis Deu signarse Pater, Imperat vobis Deu signarse Filius. Imperat vobis Deus signarse Spiritus Sanctus. Imperat vobis Santísima Trinita unus Deus!
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I prefer two foxes no bun.
But the best ship is obviously three foxes.
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>>3954869
is this art this from trash or from elsewhere?
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>>3955073
>you will never love someone this much

sad.
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Well this is from something else, but it does have both characters
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>>3955073
oh shit, Judy was the embodiment of the Carrot King all along!
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Anyone know of some vampire nick/judy fics?

I'm asking 'cause I wanna read them. And for a friend. But fuck that guy, I just wanna read them.
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>>3955169
wrong foxes, friend
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>>3955164
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>>3955208
I remember seeing one picture in threads weeks ago, sadly I don't have it, and don't know if there is a written fic on this subject
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>>3955210
Sorry, I forgot that Nick is a pedo and that Finnick is a safe and legal way for him to indulge in his fetish.
My bad.
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>>3955169
I prefer two big cat ladies
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>>3955236
Even if we are in hell you shall not triumph demon!
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>>3954776
>writing smut about having sex with your work partner
>the work partner you already dating and regularly having sex with
I guess it does serve as an outlet for all the desires she feels shy about expressing
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Shipping is shitty in general
GideonXJudy is not canon
GideonXNick is not canon
JudyXGideonXNick is not canon
GideonXNickXFinnick is not canon
NickXFinnick is not canon
JudyXFinnick is not canon
Judy and Nick are just platonic friends
Friendship is underestimate
Deal with it!
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>>3955292
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>>3955303
Nick and Finnick aren't even friends
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>>3955303
>Boghauser not in the list.
It's canon boys!
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>>3955325
you take that back!
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>>3955318
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>>3955303
my kok is a canon that shots directly into ur kuk moth fgt
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>>3951830
that's a special edition grid one i did just for you guys :3
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>>3955318
lies!
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>>3955236
This pic is the greatest argument for Judeon.
I wish Chumpy wasn't fucking dead.
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>threads have devolved into alternating judeon and hoppsavage

release me from this hell unending
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>>3955338
It's not because it's not listed that it's canon.
And to answer at your future question, I didn't listed it because I don't give a fuck.
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>>3954678
>It wasn't Judy.
>Sure it was a bunny, but this one was male, and he had stripes on his head.
>He was naked save for a leather gun sling that was tied around his waist.
>The gun itself was covering his junk.
>"That's right, pally, my name ain't Judy, it's Jack Savage, Private I."
>He sounded a bit too collected for the situation he was in.
>Nick stumbled up against the corner of the tub and covered his stiffy as best he could.
>The soap went flying.
>"WHAT DO YOU WANT? JUUUDYYY, HELP! HEEEEELP!"
>"Whoever Judy is, she's not comin' for ya pally, so stop screamin' and start talkin'."
>"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH JUDY??"
>"Nothing. Why, do you think I should?"
>"WHAT DO YOU....what do you want from me??" Nick was catching his breath.
>"Answers."
>"Answers? What kind of answers? And why the FUCK are you asking me here??"
>"I use unconventional methods to get unconventional results, ya follow me?"
>"What do you want to know?? Just shoot."
>"I wanna know why you did it."
>"Did what??"
>"Don't play stupid with me foxy, you know DAMN well what I mean."
>"No I damn well don't!"
>"Oh a wise guy huh, well maybe this'll straighten you out."
>Jack Savage took his pistol out of it's holster and pointed it at Nick.
>"WHOA WHOA whoa whoa whoa whoa, I'm not lying to you I seriously DON'T know what you're talking about!!!"
>"Strike one."
>"PLEASE, just tell me what the hell you're talking about, I'll tell you anything!!"
>"Strike two."
>Savage cocked the pistol.
>"I-I-I-I-I d-d-d-did it for the-the-the CHICKS, I DID IT FOR THE CHICKS!!!" Nick was desperately making things up now.
>"Oh, for the chicks, huh? Well pally, that's a motivation that I can understand."
>He put the pistol back in its holster.
>"I'm sorry to have bothered ya. Take care."
>And with that, the Private I hopped out of the shower.
>Nick heaved a heavy sigh of relief and confusion.
>His rocket had somehow managed to stay diamonds hard through that entire thing.

cont.
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>>3955369
hey, some of us are writing wholesome WildeHopps still!
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>>3955369
You must seek redemption in Sasha x Annalise
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>>3955369
>>3955398
hold on to your dreams anon, you are not alone!
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>>3955349
Why the fuck do I laugh every time I see this

Why does the idea of a little girl verbally abusing grown men amuse me so much
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>>3951863
>retardedly long OP posts
Everything in /vg/ OPs are considered required info, as they serve as links to guides, news, special sites or mods of interest, etc

Unless you're referring to /kspg/-tier long, in which case I have to let you know that the OP is a shitpost just like all the replies, so it works
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>>3955383
Do
Do you mean "private eye"?
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>>3955369
I'm writing WildeHopps!


...july hopps
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Judy Hopps appears before you.

You have 10 seconds to say something to her.

What do you say?
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>>3955169
You're a good man, Charlie Beaver.
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>>3955303
>platonic
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>>3955383
the fuck
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>>3955461
don't trust the fox
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MLP: EqG starting in just FIVE minutes, witness it!

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/kHbVzyLgmGn
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/kHbVzyLgmGn
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/kHbVzyLgmGn
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>>3955455
Got us on a technicality, sir
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>>3955447
It's what Jack Savage meant, but he talks sorta funny.
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>>3955461
Sorry bunny, but you have to go back, for Nick.
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>>3955461
Give me some advice on passing the oral board. Also, be my PT buddy pls.
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>>3955461

"What do you call a fish without an eye?"
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>>3955461
I will give you a thing your heart desires if you pull out your sidearm and shoot me in the fucking face
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>>3955524
>It's what Jack Savage meant, but he talks sorta funny.
Now you're just covering for the writer...or are you the writer?!
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purge this thread with comfy
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>>3955461
I love you
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>>3955461
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1/4 cup grapeseed oil
3 tablespoons butter
1 cup celery, diced
2 cups diced carrots
2 onions, finely diced
Salt
Freshly ground black pepper
3 bay leaves
6 cups water
4 cups red wine
4 medium-sized potatoes, diced
1/2 cup sliced sauteed mushrooms
set over medium heat and stir occasionally
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>>3955504
For ex-Ponyfags:You have to face your past to better fight against it for good!
Don't let your fear to came back to the ride making you miss a stream!
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>>3955461
Fuck Chechnya
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>>3955464
There's quite certain thing you get from two characters being just friends that you don't get from them being lovers
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>>3955551
Anything*
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>>3955616
bring back 80s speed metal
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>>3955303
Bonnie x Stu OTP forever.
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>>3955645
source?
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>>3955645
I agree.
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>>3955578

I'd try to say the same thing, but wouldn't get further than breaking down sobbing before I did it.
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>>3955540
Fuck that, I would ask how to stay calm and not give off false readings on the polygraph
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>>3955676
none, saved it from a thread from earlier this week probably, sorry
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>>3953161
What I expected
>pronigger
What I got
>DONT TRUST THE GOVERNMENT
>DEFEND THE 2ND AMENDMENT
>STEREOTYPES ARE VALID
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>>3955591

that's a shitload of flour. pretty thick stew I'm guessing.
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>>3955205
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>>3954776
more sir!
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>>3955461
I'd seriously ask if there are pred mafias that eat prey for funsies. I mean fuck there are million of rabbits and other prey since no longer being hunted.
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>>3955782
why do you think they get iced?
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>>3955461
AM I BEING DETAINED?
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>>3955073
>You will never have cosmic mindblowing sex with the one you love.
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>>3955345
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>>3955383
>Suddenly, Judy hopped into the shower.
>The surprise made Nick jump.
>"Nick, what are you doing on the flooOOoh hello there, is that for meee?"
>Nick just stared ahead with a blank expression.
>"Ugh, hello? Earth to Mr. Horny-Fox, this is Horny-Bunny, do you read me?"
>"Judy, did you not just hear everything that just happened?"
>"Um, no...what are you talking about?"
>"Did you just see a naked bunny run out the door?"
>"Noooo, but there's a naked bunny right heeere."
>"Where did he go??"
>"Nick, you're being weird."
>"He was HERE, JUST NOW, a little bunny Private Eye, he was naked and he had a gun and he..."
>"Nick this really isn't putting me in the mood."
>"I...I....just....he was just...."
>"Oh Nick, you must have slipped and bumped your head! C'mere!"
>Judy wrapped her arms around his waist and nuzzled his member.
>Nick knew for certain that that wasn't what happened.
>He had seen him.
>Jack Savage had just fucking been there.
>Eh
>Nothing a little triple-X throw down couldn't make him forget.

FIN
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>>3955461
REMOVE YOUR FUUUUUURR YESSSS ITS GOOD WE FURLESS ARE ALL PRETTY AND YOU'LL BE PRETTY TOO REMOVE IT ALL BY BLADE BY WAX BY LASER WE ARE ALL PRETTY HERE FURLESS
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>>3953411
Oh hey, a rare opportunity to plug a great comic.
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>>3955847
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>>3955461
Detain me all the way back to Zootopia!
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>>3955859
TAKE
IT
BACK
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>>3955461
>>3955821

I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN

I DO NOT HAVE TO COMPLY TO YOUR LAWS
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>>3955874
>tfw flex didn't teach me to be a real man.
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>>3955878
>Reality still maintains causality

3/10
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>>3955899
Flash is literally Nick's only legitimate friend before he meets Judy.
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>>3953930
Yandere Judy Anon, if you're reading this, we miss you.
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>>3955859
B U S I N E S S
U
S
I
N
E
S
S
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>>3952679
Can't say I'm a huge fan of this idea. It would make far more sense to have Chief Wilde warm up to July as a sort of father figure.
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>>3955859

Nick/Finnick shippers on suicide watch
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>>3955943
THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS PURE

FUCK WHAT THE DIRECTOR SAID
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>>3955864
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>Nick didn't even have Finnick as a friend before Judy
>Flash confirmed for closest thing to a friend

Man that is both hilarious and depressing, Nick story really fucking sucks.
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>>3954414
Nick traded in his old rabbit for a younger, newer model.
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>>3955859

guess it's not canon anymore, but protozootopia had them growing up together I imagine. at least they were in the same elementary school class learning about shock collars. bah.
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>>3956037
I bet Nick's just friends with him because he's slow.
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>>3956026
Thanks Cap.
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>>3955859
>meet qt3.14 girl that works at the store next door that has close ties to the place I work (small shops gotta stick together, man)
>become friends
>start to become more than friends
>get romantic one evening
>we're closing for the kiss
>suddenly Rich Moore appears and yells at us that we can't be in love because it's just a business arrangement
>scares her off
>she moves to another town a week later
I fucking hate that man
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>>3956037
Why the fuck do you think he took the press conference so personally?
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>>3955461
I've written porn about you.
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>>3955918
Was it he who didn't teach... or you who didn't learn?

It's like he said, anon. He can show you the way, but he can't carry you through it. Yet he still believes in you, and he doesn't let something as banal as "being fictional" stop him.

Now are you ready to go out and meet some girls?
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>>3955985
You heard him.

Strictly.
Business.

If it wasn't, Finnick might have to deal with the fact that he and Nick are in a relationship.
So he keeps telling himself he's just in it for the money. No matter how good it feels when Nick fucks him.
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>>3955134
"How you see Gideon...
They don't accept our shipping"
>Gideon stares "m.m.m... m.m"
>pie
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>>3955985
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>>3956113
Because the writers had to scramble to have some measure of emotional impact after they ditched proto-Zootopia?
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>>3956200
Having someone you trusted come out and say "gas the preds" is pretty unsettling. It wasnt an arbitrary setup.
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>>3956180
I thought it was a pacman face
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>>3956137
>business partners with benefits
>they accidentally show each other affection outside of sex and have to deal with the fact they might actually love each other

stop my penis can only get so erect
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>>3955461

This >>3955349
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>>3954734
TWO KNOTS
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>>3956236

Not him, but what I think is really weak in the movie is the scout incident.

I feel like it could have been so much more than just a shitty incident in his childhood.

Hopefully in the sequel Nick reveals that it was more than just the scout thing that made him act the way he did (maybe something with his dad, like how he was going to be arrested ala proto-zootopia)
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>>3954776
>Sliding the laptop lid closed, he left their bedroom and lounged around the living room and waited.
>Eventually Judy returned, with Emma trailing behind her- her eyes lit up when she saw Nick-
>The adorable girl was just as tall as Judy, but was fifteen years old.
>Getting her situated, Nick pulled Judy aside for a private conversation.
>Double-checking that Emma wasn't around to hear, he started, "So, I read some of your stories-"
>And Judy froze, ears immediately falling back, eyes shooting open, and he heard her breathing hitch.
>He continued though, internally enjoying the shock, "And I was thinking, maybe we could make some of them come true,"
>The blush on her face, at that moment, would have put a tomato to shame.
>A twitching grin grew on her face, and she slowly turned down the hallway to Emma's room,
>And Nick knew what she wanted then.
>His ears slowly went back, and his jaw slightly slackened-
>She was practically bouncing, and her voice was fully of energy, "Really?!" she said, as she grabbed him by the hands.
>This wasn't the reaction he wanted, 'it was suppose to be soft and heartwarming!' he screamed internally,
>But she pulled him with her, and they went to Emma's room.
>Emma was apparently in the bathroom taking a shower, but her laptop was out.
>Both Judy and Nick saw that she, too, was writing a story.
>Nick read the title aloud, "Dox Fick,"
>They both skimmed through its contents/
>The look on Nick's face was one of utter disgust, but Judy's was one of glee.
>He groaned, "What the fuck is with you two and fox smut?" and followed with an exasperated sigh.
>She snorted in laughter, "Oh come on, Slick, we don't even have an adopted fox," and she leaned in to him, trailing her paw up his shirt
>"Besides, you're her brother-in-law, totally different,"
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>>3956314
I thought that was weak too. No scout troop would ever be left unsupervised. That against half the rules in the Boy Scouts. You dont just leave a bunch of young boys alone like that.
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>>3956314

He was definitely IN the scouts, though.

He uses a complex knot at one point implied to be learned from there, and still has his scout bandana thing (He wrapped Judy's blueberries in it)
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>>3956180
I did too, but it made more sense for him to be thinking about those pies
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>>3956352
He could've just studied in anticipation for it.
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>>3956352

I didn't mean to imply that he wasn't in the scouts

On that note, however, he could have learned that on his own
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>>3956314
It's not just one shitty event in his childhood. In the first ten minutes we see him get treated like shit by like three different people. The scout incident is just when he stopped trying to be "more than a fox." I'm sure there were other events that pushed him towards a life of sorta-crime specifically.
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>>3956252
>>3956370
I accidentally fucking replied to myself
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>>3954750
The time has come to tackle #9, but it seems another Anon is already doing it. Do you guys still want my take on it?
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>>3956448
blel anonimo
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>>3956343
>Judy getting off on the idea of her son fucking her daughters

Uhhhhhh
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>>3956391
>>3956419

I did say implied. It isn't conclusive proof, though.
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>>3956448
And then you pointed it out.
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you guys like size difference don't you? How does tigerXsquirrel suit your tastes?

Would be a little rough without lube of course
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>>3956343
[spoiler]Don't stop[/dunworkhere]
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>>3956470
TWO
CAKES
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>>3956428

He pretty clearly says it's the main reason, I just feel like that moment could have been a little stronger is all.

Like having his dad arrested in the original concept (although it would also bring up a mistrust for police if they went this angle)

>mfw Nick's dad actually was arrested for a crime he didn't commit

>in the sequel we find out that the only reason Nick joined the police force was to prove his fathers innocence and get him out of jail
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>>3956470
anon tackling it here, yes pls, two cakes is better than one
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>>3956492
BB...fulfiller of fetishes...what if, now, stay with me here, we went with a different pair of digits? Some that were a bit more southern, ya dig?
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>>3956492
This is everything I wanted.
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>>3956492

That's hot as fuck BB
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>>3956534
>what if, now, stay with me here, we went with a different pair of digits? Some that were a bit more southern, ya dig?
lol for a second I did lose you, yeah I can do that edit pretty quick actually
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>>3956236
desu senpai the first time I watched, I thought Judy_said_nothing_wrong.jpg. Based on what they knew, that was the most likely scenario, and the only argument against it was Nick's flimsy "it can't happen because muh feels".

captcha BLVD BUTTE
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why wouuld anyone animate this?
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>>3956491
I-I did it for the other anon I replied to
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>>3954910
the animation died

it ded
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>>3956593
Imagine if you said in front of your token black friend, "yea, niggers are just biologically stupider than white people"

He'd get pretty upset. It's not a question of factual accuracy, it's a question of if his character would react in this way.
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>>3956659
How predictable.
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>>3956662

Clearly schools need to start teaching younger children that preds are all inferior and should be gassed.

This way they won't get offended when reality hits them
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>>3954910
>>3956659

Part 1: 15th of July
Part 2: TBA
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>>3956534
how's that?
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>>3956593
This has been pretty much discussed to death. The fact of the matter is that Judy fell back on a single conversation where it was specifically stated that biology was an avenue that hadn't actually been explored yet. It is, of course, possible--even likely--that this sort of thing was exactly what Bellwether intended to happen. Realistically she should've been coached on what she did and did not have the authority to comment on.
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>>3956477
>Judy wants to fuck her fox son
someone, please. I need this.
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lazy rainy days, when she just wants to blot out the rest of the world and bury her face in his soft warm fur.
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>>3956733
>giant footjob
I didn't know my boner wanted this
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>>3956727
Source? You better not be pulling my leg anonymous.
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>>3956727
Part 1: Rushed and shittily made and released August 4th
Part 2: Never
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>>3956733

You already gave me a scent fetish BB

I don't know how I feel about a foot fetish
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>>3956733
Different anon;
Minor nitpick here, toes are a little long; Other than that, it's fantastic!
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>>3956798
Judy will unbutton his shirt in public just to smell his fur.
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Anything to change?
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>>3956593
This image has always bugged me. I finally did something about it.
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>>3956733
>>3956820

Scent fetish?

BB, show us some musk fetish. I am curious.
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>>3956812
>>3956816

http://4testicles.tumblr.com/post/146711228948/im-so-ready-for-the-animation#notes
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>>3956836
>>3956836
Too many cloths.
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>>3956834
>toes are a little long
I thought so too, and if I was doing it over from scratch I probably woulda made them shorter

>>3956820
>>3956847
he's probably talking about this

but yeah I should definitely do some more scent fetished pics, something like >>3956798
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>>3956662
But that claim has no direct evidence tho. Unlike the savage attacks. And would it make it any better if me or Judy kept the beliefs to ourselves, anyway?

>>3956723
That kinda was true for proto-Zootopia.

>>3956838
But anon, that defeats the point of the pic.
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>>3956902
>And would it make it any better if me or Judy kept the beliefs to ourselves, anyway?

Yes. It would be better to not spread your racial theories to a panicked press.
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>>3956902
>But that claim has no direct evidence
Neither does "biology" being a factor in the savage attacks.
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>>3956902
It's not because of that, I like the uneasy face shock concept, but it just looks more like a japanese character than Nick.
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>when you realize they came up with an item, that's sole reason to exist is to make you "feel"

...is this good writing?
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>>3957069
Did it make you feel? Then yes.
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>>3957069
The whole movie is to make you feel. It's good writing if it succeeds.
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>>3957069
You know, I think it depends so much on the context.

After all, clingy, feels-y MacGuffins have been a part of standard screenwriting for a while going back to like ancient myths right?

Like a guy gets a curse with a physical mark on his arm or whatever, and it won't be lifted until he 'becomes a man' or 'deals with his sins' or whatever.
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>>3956879
Fan animations of canon characters are fucking awful
Do I need to link Double Memeboom?
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>>3957108

i'd feel nauseous after like 3 scenes like this.
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>>3956902
>>3956943

Different anon again;
I suppose I'm in the middle between those two points.

Predators were built to survive off of eating other mammals. It's a perfectly reasonable hypothesis that something in them is waking that part of them up again.

That being said, it's still only a hypothesis. There should be a vigorous amount of testing to confirm such an idea before spewing it out to the public.
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Oh no!
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>>3957148
It's a fan animation of The Late Stake. As long as the voices aren't terrible, there isn't that much they can fuck up.
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>>3956492
>baiscally thigh sex but with fingers

sheeeeeit
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>>3957172
It seems like something that would be possible but shouldn't be just blurted out as truth without clear-cut evidence that's scientifically evaluated.
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>>3957069
>the writing and plot items in a story meant to make you feel sad are solely there to make you feel sad
>the writing and plot items in a story meant to make you feel happy are solely there to make you feel happy
>the writing and plot items in a story meant to make you feel mad are solely there to make you feel mad
>the writing and plot items in a story meant to make you feel horny are solely there to make you feel horny
This is illuminati confirmed tier spoopy ass motherfucking revelations here
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>>3957204
>amputees

This may appeal to a few people
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Welp, really like this one and the editing anon wasn't around so I did it myself.

1/8
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>>3957204
I'm pretty sure this is someone's fetish
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>>3956492
>>3957211
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>>3957235
>2/8
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>>3957251
>3/8
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>>3957172
Exactly. I'm not saying don't pursue the theory or anything but there's a lot of better ways to go about it than say "people are going insane because they're born killers, no one is safe" when you have literally no leads as to the cause.
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>>3957232

but it's same fucking item everytime.
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>>3957226
Pretty much.
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>>3957263
>4/8
>>
My Little Pony: Aggressive Aids Infection just wrapped, Chicken Little starting soon:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/kHbVzyLgmGn
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/kHbVzyLgmGn
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/kHbVzyLgmGn
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>>3957289
>5/8
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>>3957297

fuck yea! 2000s memes!
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>>3957289
>It's hustle time!
>No, Nick, no!
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>>3957308
>6/8
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>>3957263
>Dont's day
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>>3957204
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>>3957263
>Don't day something
YOU FUCKED IT UP, YOU FUCKED IT ALL UP MAN!
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>>3957323
>7/8
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>>3957368
>8/8

>>3957340
>>3957359
godfuckingdamnit!!!
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>>3956943
All mammals going savage were predators, who are less than 10% of the population. Coupled with >>3957172, it was the best theory. Not to mention it's favored by Occam's razor.

But other anons are right, saying it to the press like that wasn't smart.
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>>3957368
She looks so disappointed.
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>>3957297
>inb4: It's worse than Equestria Girls
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>>3957384
It's okay, apparently so did I in my reply. You tried.
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>>3957343
hahaha I love it
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>>3957343

BIG
PREDATOR
MEAT
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>>3957323

I can't tell who's saying what in this one

I'm retarded
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>>3957210
Not him but I think fan dubbing never works well.
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>>3957263
fixed...
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>>3951777
So, does Sasha just start to fade away back to the future style throughout the day and Annalise just has to make out with he hard before anyone else notices?
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>>3957210
I can confirm the voices are decent

Just don't expect them to sound like Nick and Judy, cause they don't
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>>3957465
Word balloons thrown around all over and without the "tail" has got to be one of the worst tics of manga authors.
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>>3957485
>Tits but no nipples

This bugs me so fucking much.
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>>3955712
>STEREOTYPES ARE VALID

Did you miss like, Nick's entire character arc
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Bros being bros
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>>3957465

that's a clever thumbnail trick
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>>3957579
nice
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>>3955864
Is Judy in on it and just gaslighting him?
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>>3957579
>Staring the weapons of Halo 5
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What do you do when the only thing keeping you from killing yourself is not wanting to cause problems for other people?

Like if you could go up to all your friends and family and say "I don't see the point in living, do you mind if I off myself?" and they all say sure go ahead. Glad to have known you.

That your life is so empty that you literally aren't even living for yourself
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>>3957604
Silly anon, men can't be abused.
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>>3957547
It's bullshit. Agreed.
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>>3957509

>>3957509

>>3957509
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>>3957526
How? And assuming you aren't full of crap, what DO they sound like if not the original VAs?
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>>3957943
generic dude and generic girl voice actors hired from the internet?
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>>3957604
No, Jack Savage is just that sneaky!
-Nate
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>>3957622
Try some counciling because life can be pretty good even though we can have a hard time seeing it sometimes.
Seriously, try getting an outside perspective to help you change things up.
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>>3954776
>being mentioned by other content creators
is this what it feels like to be alive?



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