Zootopia Thread: Alien mouse EditionPastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2TBooru: zoo.booru.orgArchive: ztarchive.comThematic Thursday: http://derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
Gazelle is pretty
2nd for mindbreak
>Nick, do you want to feel Jack's litters on my tummy?
>>3888709Gazelle a whore
FINAL UPDATEWATER UNDER THE BRIDGE: SHILL EDITION PART 2http://archiveofourown.org/works/6413431/chapters/14682178It's over! Complete!Any of you who had reservations about reading it before, reconsider now, because it's no longer just another potentially abandoned project.I'm currently working with Mead regarding a Mayor Swinton fic for his Judy Is Dead AU. It's gonna be pretty cool!
PASTOR IS LOSINGhttp://www.strawpoll.me/10666233END OF AN ERA
>>3888716what the heck is wrong with her face
>>3888644come on man, I'm so fucking sick of all this cockteasing, just draw the porn already it's the only thing any of us really care about.
>>3888639Jerboas are cute! CUTE!
>>3888651do smut of the devil pls
Can we try to get the sextuple 8?
>>3888727I'm so 'two cakes' right now that I feel like foaming at the mouth.
>>3888715Mindbreak is good.
time for doggy
>>3888720fuk fag ass cuk kys
>>3888736>just draw the porn already it's the only thing any of us really care about.Don't put words in my mouth you dumb prick
>>3888716>Judy cheats on Nick for Jack>Nick, in his depression, searches out a way to off himself.>Meets Gazelle, who saves him.>Rekindles relationship.>Nick becomes her manager.>Lives the High Life, laughing at Judy from his ivory tower, arm around his super-star girlfriend.The true "Cuck" ending.
>>3888769Clawhauser pls go
>>3888769>it's a "baby judy learns to speak" episode
>>3888728GoodI have hated this shit from the start, I hope it gets banned
>>3888776While I like this, I feel somewhat >triggeredDue to the lack of consistent color scheme.
>>3888728Hey, it's fine. I'm a little disappointed, but that's my own fault for taking it to a vote.I just kinda like Nick, so this'll be interesting.
>>3888785I want to see this
>>3888720a pretty whore you fgt
I need more jerboas please
>>3888785>Judy cheats on Nick for JackThat would imply she was with that lowlife fox at all to begin withYou are right though on that mealticket Gazelle taking him up though.Joking aside, that could justify the Jack cucking Nick stuff.Jack gets his brood, Nick gets a superstar.
>>3888747I'l think about it friend, it's getting close to crazy o' clock over here so not today.
>>3888846You're Bongistanian, right?
>>3888779why don't you get off his cock already no one here cares about story, that's why labjer's so popular he actually draws porn in IWTH his weak comic plot
>ywn meet someone as nice as Judy Hopps
>>3888709>mfw I never cared about Gazelle after the movie, but now have a steady collection of Gazelle fanartwhy are you making me like things. also, fuken saved
>tfw people won't go back to just heat and scent as triggers>tfw it's always judy getting off the rails with her hormones>tfw when there is only 1 fick of nick having to deal with fox mating season
>>3888888>inb4 Loud House gets the get again
>>3888776>Not including the totally canon green.
>>3888590>>3888615I want a greentext of this. Something like them trying to get intimate, but they're just too distracted by something really funny so they start jokingly turning everything into roleplay to make each other laugh.
>>3888825I could write it, but focused on my other projects...lol>>3888838>Judy is reduced to nothing but a broodmare for Jack, who is barely around because he's off doing spy stuff.>Forced to work desk-duty because always pregnant.>Nick is traveling the world, dining with stars, fucking the most popular women in Zootopia.I like NickxJudy...But this outcome is satisfying...
>>3888886You were so close
>>3888871You're literally the lowest common denominator of poster. Sorry I don't have flat, one note tastes for smut.
I work at a hospital and yesterday was so busy I thought to myself "when will these people leave me alone so I can get back to reading this fanfic?"Happy Fourth of July, everyone who cares about that sort of thing.
>>3888874>consider the following>you are now aware you've met someone as nice as Judy Hopps, but you either ignored them or pushed them away>they never had a chance to show you their kindness>you'll never know what you missed
>>3888936>Judy>Not a stay-at-home wifeShe'd be perfectly happy caring for all of her offspring.
>>3888838But Jack, being bunny Bond, drops Judy as soon as she stops being new. Leaving her with a litter of bastards and a ruined friendship.Would Nick even give her the time of day once it becomes clear that she's just trying to be friends again to leech on him to help support her babies?
>>3888969P A W P A D SAWPADS
>>3888934Happy Treason Day!
>>3888894Link please? I'm in serious abstinence from scentplay since Reception Inception ended
>>3888976What movie did you watch? She left Bunnyburrow to escape that fate.
>>3888976>Ended up like her mother, saying goodbye to her dreams.>Looks at her police badge sadly, because she'll never solve crime again.>In the end, rabbits can't be cops, just sluts.>Jack is on the other side of the world, fucking other rabbits.>Judy is nothing but a broodmare.Get real, anon!
>>3888909Godamnit i laughed.
>>3889012Epilogue part 2 some day
>>3888973>you'll never know what you missed
>>3888990Pretty much this.
>>3888728>>3888794>>3888816>not going for the falcebo effect slut trainingbunch of plebs the lot of you
Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeeuuure! You want action? Adventure? Comfiness? Feels? Step right up and Nate the Writedude will spin your "Wilde"-est fantasies into little green words you can read again and again. Or vote for one of these!Ideas from older threads:1. Young Judy working at a coffeeshop2. Bellwhether bonds with Sharla in jail.3. Nick and Judy infiltrate a fox commune for an investigation. (reattempt)4. Nick is hospitalized by a gunshot wound. Judy visits him in hospital.5. Nick and Finnick try to pull a scam at a waterpark, but Nick keeps getting distracted.6. Two characters of your choice play Twister7. Two characters of your choice take a shower together.8. Step by step build your own adventure with Anon. Requires voting after every post.9. Nick puts Finnick in a bunny costume and sends him to Bunny Burrow for intel.
>>3888973Time to take a long shower
>>3888746jerboa rave orgy when?
>>38890799 because why not
>Wilde looks at the last picture taken of Judy while she was alive>Fourteen years ago>Fourteen years since she had graced his life with her colourful presence>He has grown ill with misery>Every single day is a struggle to simply get up and move around>He hates being alive>however he knew that Judy would have wanted him to keep going>as he swigs his bitter drink he shudders>How could he have let this happen?>His mind wanders to the Hopps family and their reactions>And suddenly he wanders to little July>The young, excited cop with dreams of making her mark just like Judy did>like no other bunny had the guts to do for almost thirty years >He was enraged by her drive and her spirit>But he had a remarkable amount of respect for her>Her blue eyes were almost as dazzling as Judy's>Her face illuminated with the same excitement as Judy's, even in her old eyes>Her lips were->uh oh>Wilde took another drink
>Still no fics or pics involving Nick or Judy with a tiny rodentFIX THIS
>>38890798Somehow I feel this might go better than last time.
>>38890799 but it's a girl bunny costume.
>>3888716I want to Falcon Punch the bun in the gut
>>3888990>>3888785>Nick has to either cuck himself and raise the bastard offspring of Jack, who's probably banging bitches around the world>Or live the high-life with his childhood romance and have a fulfilling and rich lifeTough choice.
>>3889090Not soon enough.
>>3889072I already did the bluff.Also, the technically term is nocebo.But hey, if they want a fic where Judy's fucked senseless without any bunny hormones, fox musk, pastor, alcohol or anything like that...I will provide.
>>38890797 with nick and judy because im a perv
>>3889079>6. Two characters of your choice play TwisterI thought we already decided on Gideon and Travis with it becoming sexual.
>>3889097WOW... there's only one direction this can go isn't there...
>>38890799 for the new short burrow bunny with a weirdly long tail!
>>3889079Clawhauser and Finnick play twister.
>>3889090I hear that club is really hopping
>>3889150It ends with Clawhauser slipping and crushing Finnick under his fat.
>>3889127oh, so THAT'S what hormonal stuff was, oh well, Nick having a good dick game is still good for me
>>3889107Throw her down some stairs?
>>3889154Leave here and never return, Carlos
>>3889171anon, I want to fuck up the content, not the box
>>3889165Oh wait, you were in favour of hormones?Ah damn, well, I scan scrap this and go for that. I'd probably prefer it anyway.
>>3889150>Clawhauser holds up the game he had in mind.>It's Twister.>His new little friend, a fennec fox, looks up at him skeptically.>"I dunno man" said Finnick.>"Aw c'mon it'll be fun!">"Well....if you say so.">They lay out the mat and spin the wheel.>Left paw blue.>They abide.>*spins*>Right Foot Red>As they do this, Clawhauser slips because he has way too much fucking burger grease on his paws.>He falls ass first on top of Finnick.>Ficcick's head gets lodged up the fat kitty's anus.>He suffocates and dies before Clawhauser can squeeze him out.>WhoopsFIN
>>3889025She just didn't have any kids to dedicate her life to.
>>3889269>RBD looks like she's sick of this shitAfter 6 years I would be too
>>3889120In the last panel what is happend?
>>3888909>getting off the ride>implying
>>3889238no no anon, today is democratic burgerland day, the people have spoken>but if you want to write a B route to it, that would be awesome>or just use the words scent, passion, sex, love is acceptable without going into a biological explanation
>>3889095>>3889106>>3889146>>3889079The votes say 9, Stay tuned!
>POLICE BULLETIN>Two unknown suspects wanted for Public Indecency, Sexual Misconduct>Purportedly the duo puts on impromptu "Live Shows" In cafes and bars in the downtown metro area of an extreme sexual nature>A now viral cell phone video captured of the event allegedly shows the duo engaged in rough coitus before asking for an audience participant for a "White Blanket">They're believed to be a part of an underground exhibitionist ring, with ties to the now defunct Madame Pomme's in the Nocturnal District>Anyone with information on the duo or any organizers/participants involved, please alert the ZPD at our hotline: 1-888-ZPD-COPS
>Gazelle/NickHaHahaHahahahaGet that weak shit outta here.
psst, hey, kid. wanna make these threads comfy again?
>>3889342Actually, stay tuned for a while. Gotta run an errand.
>>3889240One of the best so far. I was at the edge of my seat.>>3889159Oh shit you called it... Scary.
>>3888909I don't get it.
>>3889351>teenage Gazelle and Nick>their relationship is fin>hence she dates Finnickyou can't argue with science
>>3888639Speaking of alien rodents, have a polar rabbit.
>>3889346Love it. Boy mouse is missing his tail doe
>>3889351Is he her therapy dog or something?
>Zistopia dies>on the same day Top Gear rises from the deadWhat a world.
>>3889409Rabbits aren't rodents.
>>3889097>July writes her last ticket of the day at 8 PM>Quitting time>She heads back to the ZPD>She looks up at Chief Wilde's office upstairs>A faint orange light shines through the glass>She inhales, double-takes, and leaves without bothering him>Maybe tomorrow...>Nick Wilde is alarmingly close to drunkenness>He staggers around in his office trying to focus on his pile of paperwork>The pile just keeps getting bigger>His mind is entirely absent from his work>All he can think about is July Hopps>He noticed himself staring at her as she walked out of the bullpen that morning>Why did he do that>His heart burns with feeling and his mind is unrelenting>He suddenly notices a desire he hasn't felt for any other woman since before he met Hopps>Lust>His erection uncomfortably nudges up to his belt >His balls overfilled from years of inattention>Wilde smashes his highball glass against the wall>He fumbles back into his chair and looks at his paperwork>The words were blurred>He knew he was too drunk to work now
>>3889418Therapy through sexual healing.
>>3889409Krishna was a hare>Hare Krishna>Hare Rama
>>3889413he's a hamster?
>>3889409They're really comfy.
>>3889384>implying they haven't been
>>3889489I want to punt one to see if it drifts away on the wind.
>>3889489Literal floofballs. Balls of floof. Floofy balls of floofy floofloofflooflooffloofloofflooflooffloofloof... etc.
>>3889486Ah i see, Nvm then.I uh forgot hamsters were a thing.
>>3889384Nobody can stop the comfy train(Chaptcha trains, what are the odds?)
>>3889489Sheep rabbits?!Speaking of sheep, any new pack street fun?
>>3889441you break my heart, but harden my penisdon't stop you beautiful bastard
>>3889489I NEED ONE
>>3889419>Zistopia diesWhat? What happened?
>>3889431fuck yeah this has to be him
>>3889564You tell us.https://zistopia.com/posts/97/george-cant-enjoy-his-sandwich
>>3889419Isn't Top Gear drifting deeper into the cold dark from that gnawing dragon, Chris Evans?
>>3889493NL, draw these balls >>3889489
>>3889564Drama queensAlthough the new artist needs to learn how to draw bunnies that don't all look the same
>>3889591He quit today, and people are thinking Matt LeBlanc is going to take over as chief host.
>>3889599But bunnies do all look the same, and that's not even being racist.
>>3889591He's left because he's embroiled in a sexual harassment scandal.
>>3889493THAT'S a new one, Nameless Lewder.
>>3889489Other hares can be a bit scary too.captcha BROAD THINN
Got bored of doing learn to draw exercises, tried drawing OP. I gave up on this one (body too round, tail terrible... Everything, actually. I'm failing to start again, because I can't be satisfied with the first line.
>>3889693Oh god, shoot it
>>3889618>>3889631Either way the show is dead. It shed too many viewers and has gone on too long to turn around.The only way I can see the show surviving is if Joey Trib-Fucking-ianni inherits the spirit of Jeremy "My-mere-presence-offends" Clarkson and starts making the show funny again.
>>3889702...huh. This is my first phone post. I wonder how disable the autorotate.
>>3889693>>3889713Yeah, some hares are pretty alien tier. Legs for days, and not in the hot way.
>>3889316Say, does anyone have the subway map from that pic?
How come Chief Wilde didn't get killed in the same drug sting gone wrong that took out all those other officers?
>>3889441>One day remains before Judy's death's anniversary>July wakes up at 4 AM in a puddle of sweat>mostly sweat>She had dreamed about Officer Wilde pounding her like the little bunny she was>Her submissive fantasies had slipped into her work>Every day she had gotten more aroused by Wilde's commanding voice>His vocal cords shredded from years of smoking>His persona hardened by his agony>It was incredible>July had done her best to suppress her feelings this past week>She had been on her best behavior yet >Any day now she was destined to be off parking duty and onto something exciting>Paradoxically, she missed her repeated offenses because they made Wilde angry>They made him feel something>July looks down and notices she had soaked her sheets with secretions>Again she would have to go to the wash and clean it off>Or she could stop sleeping naked>It's just so much fun>She reaches down and rubs her clitoris >Cupping her mouth, she stifles her moans as she continues her dream in her imagination>In less than an hour she would have to report to work>She would get to see him again>And ask Officer Wilde if he would join her for dinner
>>3889489>Unbeknownst to Judy she has some Polar Rabbit in her ancestry>Never knew about it because it never got cold enough in Bunny Burrows to necessitate growing a winter coat>So when she gets assigned Nick to the Tundratown beat she turns into a walking fluffball>Nick gets a new pillow>>3889702Just remember: When you can't draw for shit, when your apples look like pears, and your hands like turkeys, draw construction lines.
>>3889945I love how they ALL stop in Canal District.
>>3889968The issue is Polar Rabbits are actually a type of hare.
>>3889982Wonder if that means anything or is a zoological in-joke? Like, is that where the original watering hole is?
>>3889915oi u 'avin a giggle m8>>3889945I mean the one on the train wall.Incidentally, the one you posted is a disaster that doesn't match any other map.
>people continue to sexualize the relationship between July and WildeREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHE IS AN NIGH-ABUSIVELY OVER PROTECTIVE FATHER FIGURE, NOT A POTENTIAL LOVER
>>3889968Construction lines?Also, I'm giving up after this second rendition. If you're trying to practice line by line, don't start with something as retardedly shaped as a Jerboa.
>>3889982>>3890034Yep, it was a serious problem to make the map trying to connect all canon maps together
>>3889702I was about to scream in utter horror as I witnessed razor blade legs, then I realised the image has been autorotate do.Is it your very first attempt at drawing? Because it is a good job if it is.Line is sketchy, that's true, but you without using basic shapes you managed to place the legs into perspective, which shows you have a good eye - you can always improve on details and rendering relatively easily, but if catching up on perspective sighting is much more difficult, you can smugly smile to yourself in a moment of brief satisfaction.Try drawing it again, but using basic shapes for the construction this time.
>>3890054It's all in good fun, anon :^)
>>3890054Its just Judy with an L, its fine.
>>3889982>>3890015But...that doesn't make any sense.The canal district isn't anywhere near Tundratown or the Animalia LINE(not LOOP).
>>3890054The most fun pairings are the taboo ones
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that polar rabbits also eat meat. Tho unfortunately there seem to be no pictures of it.
>>3890097Pretty much, yeah. The main issue I've noticed is I lack the memory for the minute details- I tend to look at the picture, draw, and when I look back my lines are curved in more 'generic' ways, as opposed to the finely-curved little things.Basic shapes? It's a Jerboa. It's shaped like... Like a particularly misshapen potato!
>Nick appreciated Judy.>She was his best friend.>When he learned she got a boyfriend, he was happy for her.>She deserved to be happy.>However, they never last.>They end up wanting her for a trophy wife.>Nick started to take them aside and talk to them after the first few times.>But this buck is genuinely interested in Hopps.>He is so kind, almost to a fault.>Why then, does this sinking feeling persist?>As Nick thought of Judy, he remembered everything they have been through, he smiled.>It was then, Nick decided he deserved to have Judy.>She shouldn't be with the rabbit, she should be with him.>He knows her so well, he has been with her for so long, he knows her better than anyone.>He won't let anything get in the way between him and the best thing in his life.>Especially not other mammals.
>>3889924aight, tim 4 a break, hangiinthere!!~
>>3890061Yeah, what kind of exercises you do anon?Download Andrew Loomis - Fun with a pencil, it explains how to transform a set of circles and cubes into whatever you want.
>>3890121That map makes no sense, it's like they just threw station names randomly.
>>3890182Basic shapes would be two circles for body, two cones per leg and a triangle for ears.Pretend for a moment you're drawing a 90s mecha Jerboa. Once you have it, soften the edges by outlining the contour you want
>>3890190Nick is gonna go psycho and murder them...
>>3890278Yandere Nick when?
>>3890206http://drawabox.com/lesson/1#collapseOne1I briefly tried the one with the boxes and the ellipses, but ultimately decided I needed more work on drawing curved lines to my satisfaction, hence me breaking off to doodle a Jerboa instead. I'll google that Andrew Loomis real quick.>>3890254I guess I could give it a shot. My main issues was trying to get the fine details- The curves of the Gerboa look like more generic curves until you look closer, bleh.
New Jack comic.Hopefully not a Savage cucking this time...
>>3890192thanks tengaki, you rule
4th of July reminder that preds have no loyalty to anything but themselves
>>3890372last page for now
>>3890304Don't bother too much with fine details, this is your first ever drawing. There's no harm in trying to make a faithful rendition, but there is little point in rending accurately a misshapen part of the body.Think of drawing as a kung fu practice in a remote Tibetan monastery - you will spend years on the things which might seem very basic, but you need to be patient and enjoy the journey
>>3890377Oi! I take offense to that.I'm very loyal to my tiger bf!
>>3890304Just remember, in the end every drawing is just a collection of lines and curves.https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/25/3d/91/253d918db13056033ad3950f8d32f6f9.jpgDraw simple shapes (circles, cubes, cones, etc.) then see how the images you see can be simplified into those shapes.
>>3890380The person talking to Savage is a fox and is Nick's dad.Calling it now
>>3890380Calling the cucking now.Judy is gonna be seduced by Savage, Nick is gonna be jealous. Insert drama bullshit.We need Super-Villian Nick.Who's dating Gazelle. What better way to have the world turn a blind eye to your Super Criminal status, then to be married to the most loved person in Zootopia?
>>3890380>He'll pastor the targetBrilliant!
>>3890445>Nick's dadpls nosoap opera-tier story lines ruin every single comic ever
>>3890466How else would Nick recognize Savage, also that's clearly a foxSorry, but I call it how I see it
>>3890352>>3890361>>3890372>>3890380See, this strikes me as the optimal way to introduce a character like Jack Savage to things: he runs into Nick and Judy while on the job purely by coincidence. That allows him to play a bit of an antagonistic role--conflicting jurisdictions and all that--but without just walking in and immediately launching torpedoes at the SS WildeHopps.
>>3890420Oh, you're offended? Someone hurt your little pred feelings? What are you going to do, little pred? Get into your little pred car, drive to your little pred home to your little pred bf and cry little pred tears about your little pred feelings?
>>3890443That's pretty much how it goes. I've been drawing curve by curve. I'm kind of giving up on the drawing (Too detailed).but I'm still going to finish the basic parts before moving onto the Simple Shapes Jerboa.
>>3890380>good enough art (no misshapen characters, respected proportions)>the artist make use of natural advantages of animals>it seems to be a Judy&Nick vs Jack race>no visible cucking at the horizonCould this be the the right one?
>>3890496you know, I don't think that works with preds.I mean, if it was a bunny you could get away with a line like that.A pred is more apt to bare his fangs and try to maul you.
>>3890380>>3890372>>3890361>>3890352Alright, what's the source on these?I need to see their previous works to find out if they have a cucking fetish
>>3890451Is SavageHopps only popular because they're both rabbits and thus can procreate? Or is it because there are people out there that actually like breaking Nick and Judy up (even if they're only platonic friends)?
>>3890380"I'm not talking because Judy will hear me.BUT I'M TALKING NOW FOR SOME REASON!"
>>3890496Nah, we'll just go enjoy a glass of Castelle de Pagio at our beach-house, after a pleasant dinner and a trip to the opera.How does it feel to just be an angry little prey on the internet, while some mammals are out there making the most of their lives?The wines fantastic, by the way.
>>3890531>They don't have any previous work>But this is the comic to show the world they have a cucking fetish
>>3890537I ship it solely because it pisses people off.
>>3890537First option, mostly. Second option for some sick bastards.After that amazing little greentext about Young Gazelle and Young Nick, its my favorite Fanon pairing.Gazelle don't care about kids.She'd make him happy.
>>3890445His callsign is "Tailor." Yeah, it's Nick's dad, all right.
Artist commentary on reply.
>>3890537Nah, because Savage is India Jones and James Bond of Zootopia. He's a super cool Mary Sue who is also a sort of canon character.
>>3890537>(even if they're only platonic friends)?
>>3890550My worst fears being realized Fuck
>>3890380new page. source ispandazooka.deviantart.com
>>3890585FUCK I MISSED THATNOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3889351whatever happened with them? i want them back, i really liked those stories but haven't been here a couple of days so i don't know if i missed anything.
>>3890605There we go, managed to prevent sideways. Anyway... It's a little better. Ears are off compared to OP (More like generic rabbit ears), tail is too short and doesn't quite curve enough, doesn't capture the bend properly. I gave up on the legs, as they were too detailed to properly capture, though I did pay attention to the shape of the paws (The word almond comes to mind, even though I'm sure it's irrelevant?)I'll try a simple-shapes-jerboa in a few.
>>3890637>>3890634Seriously, what greentexts?
>>3890352There will be no cucking. He was a real smooth operator, then the writer decided to have him back off in a cliche manner.
>>3890665This is the only one I've got at the moment
>>3890540What he said aloud wouldn't be taken in context, just a blur in the low-tone chatter of the reasteraunt. At least, that's probably what the artist was implying.
>>3890669Oh, I thought it woud be by rem289.
>>3890665Also this one.
>mfw I realize how simple it would be to pull off a shout-out to Sam and Max in Zootopia, like with a rabbit and dog acting as PI's somewheres>mfw I realize this idea is torpedoed because dogs actually don't exist in the world of Zootopia
>>3890665one particular anon wrote a more complex green about how gazelle dated nick in her highscool years, leading nick pullings strings for gazzelle to having a chance to sing at a great cost. it was really romantic and sweet but sadly a greek tragedy.this>>3890692 was the first one
>>3890692>>3890731That went from sad fluff to lewd fluff in the space of one post.Don't know whether I want the latter or the former.
>>3890764There was also a greentext about their first date and anniversary in one of these threads
>>3889431i'm kind of amazed at how much better he's gotten already.
>>3890746Just make him a very dog like wolf.That's what I did when I included Pluto in one of my stories.
>>3890746Could just have Max and him mentioning looking for his friend Sam.
>>3890787He was good all along, anon.He was fooling around. I think he still does.
>>3890756Thats a lot of dolphin porn
Has comic anon been on recently or is he still sick?
>>3890779Interestingly it's the other way around.People were asking about Gazelle's sexual history, leading to the lewd, which then went onto the topic of her and Nick.
>>3888728What exactly is this pastor thing? I must have missed it and can't seem to find a definition.
>>3890514>just need Jack to be a wrong rabbit in the right place kinda characterI WANT TO BELIEVE
>>3890746>no domesticated dogs cause humans didn't exist>domesticated pigs are okay because.....I'll never understand this
>>3890779actually the sencond one doesn't have any conection with the former. it was just another post.
Don't know what everyone's upset about. Judy gets a two-pump chump in the morning before work and gets to tie the knot every night before bed.
>>3890825Your basic magic daterape drug.You know the one which makes you suggestible, but also happy?The idea was for domestication as a drug. One fic named it, and it went from there.
>>3889908>Chief Wilde wakes up the next morning in his office>passed out in there again>He notices he has drooled all over a document>He'll have to copy another one>Wilde jumps down and slinks to the copy room downstairs>He hears the sound of the machine going already>"Officer Hopps?">"oh! s-sorry sir, am I not allowed to make dittos?">"I would certainly let you know if you weren't. I'm just here to make a copy myself.">Wilde removes his paper from the machine >"Sure smells good, doesn't it, sir?">"What?">"You know, dittos. They have an incredible smell fresh out of the machine.">"I try not to smell these things. They'll rot your brain.">Wilde walks away before July can say anything else>That would have been a good time>If only she didn't praddle on about dittos>Why do we have a ditto machine anyway?
Ozzy seems like a cool guy
>>3890764This was the most tragic one, imo.Nick made a deal with Mr. Big, damning himself by being in the mobs debt, just to make Gazelle's dreams come true.Tried to make her happy, but her fame and popularity caused them to break apart, because they could find no time to be together.Favorite Fanon pairing by far.
Asking for opinion on first sketch/drawing of Savage
>>3890877What the heck is Calvin doing in a shitty neighborhood like Pack Street?
>>3890585>TailorIt could just be a generic spy codename.It isn't. But it could be.
>>3890867>>Why do we have a ditto machine anyway?WE DONT
>>3890867Ah, the classic ditto machine scene
>>3890820He came on to wish us a happy 4th then went off to celebrate with senpaiily
>>3890918He went to visit Martina.
>>3890897You're a damn sight better then my shitty jerboas, that's for sure. I can even tell from memory what your ref was, so that tells you you're close enough to it. Damned solid for a first shot.
>>3890939Testin senpai of family
>>3890877Musical buns are best buns! Good to see Ozzy too.>>3890918He's got a hankering for bug burga and pack streets the closest?
>>3890966You need a gold account, senpai.
>>3890918He's trying to get fucked in the ass by all the characters after he bumped into Beaver and swapped water bottles, causing him to ingest a dose of PastorMeanwhile, the Carrot King watches from his new seedling atop the highest skyscraper
>>3890959...That said, I could list a few vague issues I noticed, but they don't seem substantial enough to bring in.
>>3890939Thanks. do you have to do anything to get him to read your fanfic or do you just ask and he does it?
>>3890918I'm not sure myself. Maybe he made a mistake when changing buses
>>3890692>>3890764>>3890845i hope we can have more of their story, i crave for more of it.but we need something more cheerful about them like how it was their first kiss OR maybe something more funny like some anon idea about gazelle and judy having a good friendship/partnership but having a silence war for nick's affections while he's oblivious/doing his own sheanigans.
>>3890877>The song is I Hear Them All
>>3890959Thank you! And don't worry about the jerboa (I liked them), i referenced from a drawing (pic) so it was much easier for me
>>3890946>'Martina' is their healer in their game
>>3890858Hamsters were taken from the wild, I think they've only been domesticated for about 80 years.
>>3890996Also, say every issue! I want to get better, so every critique is accepted
>>3891017Yeah, I noticed. If I had any complaint, it would be perspective seems a bit off, especially around his right cheek-to-neck (Left side)- In essence, he doesn't look like he's tilting his head enough, compared to the ref.
>>3891031What about guinnea pigs?
>>3891031Well, they do have them go through colored tubes in the movie.
>>3891017I know that's not a heart he's eating, but I can't shake the thought.
>>3891035...Oh, and also, missing eyebrows.
>>3891000Calvin is huge in this
>>3891049They're from New Guinea.
>>3890764you forgot the pic.>>3891002i second the judy/gazelle idea, sounds great
>>3891058It's a pomegranate, but metaphorically Nick's heart while he watches his offspring play with their mother Judy.
>>3891067He's just standing on a box.
http://whattamatch.tumblr.com/post/146915955073/if-you-fight-like-a-married-couple-talk-likeAside of Tumblr's faggotry, can we agree about this?
>>3891049C. porcellus is not found naturally in the wild; it is likely descended from some closely related species of cavies, such as C. aperea, C. fulgida, and C. tschudii, which are still commonly found in various regions of South America.>>3891069No they're not
>>3891083We all know Nick is gonna go Super-Villain, let's not kid around here.We need art of Super-Villain Nick.
>>3891094>Banter is flirtingNo.
>>3891114>Mr. Big is known to ice people>Nick is know to go Wilde on them with a tyre iron
>>3891122Yes it isWe're all married to 4chan, are we not?
>>3891049Guinea pigs were domesticated about 7000 years ago by the Andean people, they are not found in the wild. You can google this.
>>3891114Is there a drawfriend present? We need a pic like this, but with Nick.
>>3891114>>3891133Best that I could find
>>3890692>>3890764>>3890845>>3890893>>3891002>>3891078one of those ideas was gazelle being a little dorky when she was younger and being hopeless in love with nick, leading her to spill her spaghetti in front of him every single time. that's my favorite so far.
>>3890897hey, anon. Very good job! First thing though - crop and reisize your images if you can before posting.Head shape and line quality should see improvement, eyebrows should not be directly connected to the nose bridge lines.Take a look at the lines you drew for both ears and compare it to the one you used to define top of the head - try imagining the shape fo the head and doing the same confident strong line like you did for both ears. Also, paws. They are the most difficult thing ever, but do not fear them. Embrace the paws, accept the paws, draw paws until you like drawing them. See picrelated and thank Alec for going through the trouble of making this tutorial - he made a couple of more I could share with you if you'd like.But for the first attempt, it's a very nice fucking job.
>>3891078Let me > an outline:>Gazelle wants to catch up with Nick from where she left off, hating herself for leaving him in the first place, and thankful for the opportunity she's been given.>Judy is angry at the dumb tart for trying to act as if she never abandoned Nick in the first place, nevermind that Nick doesn't seem to care how he's being used. He's probably just too wrapped up in nostalgia to recognise what's happening. So Judy's got to save her Fox!>Nick's just happy to see someone he used to know. Just sort of caught up in the moment really. But it's all in good fun, just hanging with old friends and shooting the breeze.
>>3891029God knows Martina would be a goddamn healslut.
I want to cum inside of BB so badly.
>>3891151Yeah, but they're cute as fuck.
>>3891114>>3891133>It all started here
>>3891051That's more for a joke; domesticate hamsters have been found to be within the standard deviation of normal genetic variation of their wild brethren. So, the internal logic is intact. Not to be a sperg lord about it, I don't personally care.
>>3891197We all do anon, we all do
I wonder how Moped's mom will feel about Donk once she hears him through those thin apartment walls as he rams her son's anus all night long.
>>3891196I loved that Super-Villain Nick talk...
>>3890764this one?>The Savage Club is one of the few Night District establishments which can be described as "respectable", where the bored and the rich spend their time and money in pursuit of glamour and entertainment not found elsewhere.>Having pulled a few strings and asking for a number of favours resulted in one of the club managers agreeing to give Gazelle some stage time in the middle of the week on condition Nick organises everything himself >Turns out organisation of public events required a lot more effort and time than it originally seemed, which explains Nick's scruffy look as he barely had time to eat and sleep, let alone get a fur trim>He also might have skipped week's worth of classes, which Gazelle will never know>Neither she will learn about Nick's involvement into the whole event - as far as she's concerned, the manager absolutely fell in love with her voice he'd heard on some undisclosed occasion and invited her to give a small concert, purely of his own volition>Both to avoid disapproving glares from the customers, discontent with the prospect of sharing the same room with a mangy fox, as well as to get a better view, Nick retreated to the balcony>He'll have a couple of errands to run tomorrow and probably quite a few more to repay the debts of gratitude incurred in order to make tonight come true>But she was happy, and it all that mattered nowadding pieces:>this was the only favor Nick asked from Nonna or from Mr. Big>"Nicky, you're like a son to me, don't ask me for a favour - you know I always help my family"
>>3891170That is pretty great.
>Judy and Nick have been in a steady relationship for two years, living togther for a few months, and were just recently engaged>After a particularly exhausting case, they've been given a week off to let media and city hall cool down.>While on their drive home, Nick asks out of the blue, "Wanna meet my family?">Judy's eyes shoot open at that, and she spares a glance at him.>She gives a light laugh, and says, "So, I finally get to meet the parents of my fiance?">His response is quick, "Yup! I've been wanting to introduce you for awhile now,">The vehicle turns in to their garage, "but it usually takes a whole day just to get their by plane,">Getting out of the vehicle, Judy raised an eyebrow at hime in surprise, "Oh, where do they live?">He looked her in the eyes, gaving her that smile she'd fallen in love with,>"Just a short ways away from Victoria, Romania," and he became animated at that->Wrapping an arm around her shoulders, he pulls her in, and motions his hand across the empty air,>"Imagine it, Judy, hills and trees as far the eye can see! Homely cottages, small farms- a little old fox putting her pie on a windowsil to cool down!">She couldn't help but giggle at his jubilation, and she nudges his side so he'd let go, "Okay, okay, I can imagine it,">He was quick to continue, "Good! Now forget about the old fox- she died years ago- but the scenery is just as nice,">Judy practically snorts in laughter, "Wow, Wilde, way to make a terrible joke,">Pulling her back in, he holds her against his chest, "Yup, Granny Piberius wouldn't have had it any other way," and he nudged her ears with his nose.>The jubilation still in his voice, he asks, "So, is that a yes?">She pushes away from him, and leans up to give him a peck on the lips before saying, "Yes, I'll go and meet your family,">He grabs her, sweeping her off her feet, as he carries her to their bedroom.>And with that same tone, he says, "Good! 'cause the plane leaves in five hours!"
>>3891002>you're so tiny nowNick being the smaller one in a relationship for once seems so comf. He climbs Gazelle like a vine to give her a kiss. Her huge legs spread around him as he pounds her with ferocity. 10/10 great relationship.
>>3891278This is amazing.
>>3891058>>3891060>>3891179Thanks for all the comments! Up until now I was concentrating my drawings mainly on faces, so now I will try paws. The head tilting was always a problem of mine (together with fox noses) I will draw more of that
>>3891170>>3891170>>3891170>>3891170gosh!.. i much i like this idea.
>>3891308how much, sorry.
>>3891278I don't really have a good sense for how tall Gazelle would be compared to Nick. She'd be taller, obviously, but I'm not sure exactly how big the size difference would be.
>>3891327I think she's like, a foot or more.
>>3891327Nick is 4ft iirc, I assume Gazelle looks about 7ft?
>>3891152nah. have Dawn
>>3891354....Dat size difference.
>>3891228i remember something abou gazelle knowing years later how nick helped in her career at the cost of skipping school, but we didn't wrote anything about her reaction.
>>3891356>not posting colored version
>>3891327Someone can probably produce a screenshot of the protest at the concert later in the film--Judy's present there, and you can derive a height reference from that.
>>3891185I don't really find Gazelle coming back to Nick's life appealing at all. The wildehopps chemistry is so strong trying to attach a third wheel there seems cringier than Rem's Savage arc.Plus their break up was rather awkward, I doubt Nick would be "happy" to see Gazelle again. I liked the idea of some anon how they briefly reunite, maybe share a parting kiss and let go.Damn, that was a good thread.
>>3891278just combine it with this >>3891170 and you got a 10/10 super ultra cute story.
>>3891382yeah I remember talk about that, but there wasn't any expansion into that
Simple shapes jerboa...? Okay, I have up on this one, since it's clear I don't actually know that means. Maybe I ought to make like Tegski and just draw shitty doodles until it's somehow rising in quality unexpectedly.
>>3891383Is coloranon still around? I haven't seen him in a while
>>3891422Got to have something to balance out Rem's SavageHopps.
>>3891422but you're thinking in drama stuff, the original idea was more slice of life ala betty and veronica fighting over archie.
>>3891382I think one of she never got to know? The greentext implies she was so good she was given her show very quickly because she was good, so the idea someone had to ask for her to be invited to sing would seem bizzare, especially she her popularity grew.
>>3891422GazellexNick was my counter to the bullshit JudyxSavage.If Judy cucks Nick with Savage, then Nick dumps her ass an either 1) Becomes a Super-Villain, or 2) Returns to the arms of Gazelle, to live the High-Life and want for nothing.I'm a fan of both options. I'd been thinking about Super-Villain Nick for ages (Think I was one of the first pushers for it lol)
Gazelle has tried everyone and has, by the time she re-meets up with Nick, has become a walking biohazard on the same level as Chernobyl.
I'm bored and wish to attempt writing something. Something quick and non-lewd. Anyone got ideas?
>>3891464I'd like to know as well.
>>3891397Looks like Gazelle's like a foot and a half, two feet shorter than a tiger so if someone could whip out that size chart that's floating around we could probably figure this out pretty easily.
>>3891489Write about a wolf pup kid trying to post to 4chan when his parents are in the other room... And probably asking some very unchildlike questions.
>>3891489Nick and Finnick slamming some sick dunks on the b ball court? Both are just trying to impress Judy.
>>3891464>>3891490Probably off getting laid.
>>3891482>Nick finds out Gazelle has every STD possible.>Doesn't care, loves her regardless.>Remembers to take proper precautions, condoms and medications that help.Do you even know love, Anon? Just be careful with your partner.
>>3891489Kids playing cops and robbers, inspired by Nick and Judy.
>there are people out there that actually think Judy won't end up with Nick at the end of Rem's comic
>>3891185>>3891243Nick and Gazelle have to get into contact and the only sensible option is for Gazelle to initiate it.>Nick? Nah. He'll see any similarities between Gazelle and his first kiss as coincidence.>Judy/Third Party? Too much set-up on how they found the link between Nick and Gazelle.Gazelle will obviously look through the papers/otherwise find out about the first ZPD fox cop. And to show how much she has changed since her shy childhood she straight up asks whether Nick ever kissed a gazelle when he was a kid leading into "It was me Nick, I was that gazelle!"And that leads into the rest of the story.>>3891422Basically what >>3891475 implies.Think of a more amicable divorcing as children leading to a happy childhood re-union later in life. Add a jealous bunny getting wary about having her Dox Fick stolen by the single-most popular celebrity in Zootopia.
>>3891489well, this thread is leading for more gazelle/nick so you can start with that, if you want of course.
>>3891515But then a couple-a-guys, who were up to no good, started makin' trouble in their neighborhood...
>>3891501>all those prey animals standing with the pred-pride animalsFucking preddos...
>>3891490he got a girlfriend, that un-virgin
>>3890867>July files her paper away and heads out to another day of parking duty>Except it isn't just another day of parking duty>Today it was raining>And the entire city had a certain strange stillness to it>July enforces the laws of parking while stomping through puddles and climbing on wet cars>She truly was a mess>The day plods along and finally it ends>finally she will find shelter from the storm>She squishes her way to Chief Wilde's office and knocks>"Come in," he says. "You still don't have an appointment.">"Yeah, I just wanted to talk to you briefly about something.">July notices a strong smell of alcohol on his breath, even from several feet away>His musk was overwhelming>Musk from any other animal was disgusting, but July felt herself falling for this fox musk>The appreciation must run in the family>"Well Chief, I was uh, well, I was wondering if you would like to come to this sushi place in tundratown. I thought we could get to know each other better...">Wilde internally screams>Surely she doesn't want to fraternize with her boss>"You think it's appropriate for me to go on some fancy date with a subordinate?">"uh-hn- it's not a date, s-sir, it's just-">"Tomorrow. 6 PM. Don't wear anything too fancy or I'll look like a pervert."
>>3891526one of the kids got their hands on their parent's improperly stored firearm.
>>3891501>ignorethelanguage.pngFrench European or French Canadian?
>>3891501Two things.One, the tiger cop is wearing a white and grey uniform. What's the significance?Two, anyone else getting an inter-species vibe from the lion and horse holding hands?
>>38890794 motha fucja
>>3891482>>3891519i support this ship, but gazelle having every std possible and nick no giving a shit sound a lot stupid.
>>3891555Chief Wilde taking charge and bossing around that bunny, make her do what HE wants.Fuck yes.
>>3891559American, actually, I'm just using an old download and couldn't be assed to find the one with English text since it wasn't really relevant
>>3891501>>3891537So, Nick's 4 Foot to Gazelle's ~5 Foot? You can do a lot with 30 cm of height difference.
>Reminder that Jack will never defeat Nick
>>3891599But anonif he does, he'll lose interest in herBecause Judy would never let him do that
>>3891563>grey uniformThat's because he's a sheriff. Sheriff Khan, in fact.
>>3891501Huh, the two bears at the top right kinda look they're protesting the pred-priders. Interesting.
>>3891533this anon's gets it.
>>3891635Then July isn't worth the effort, cause she seems more submissive.
>>3891563>One, the tiger cop is wearing a white and grey uniform. What's the significance?Zootopia County Sheriff's Department.or they forgot to color that model properly and just wanted to use it, but I like to think he's a sheriff's deputy.
>>3891634>All these anons talking about Jack trying to steal Judy away from Nick>I'm just here thinking about how goo a threeway it would make
>>3891634That delicious mindbreak.
>>3891654second part if someone is interested, i hope that guy is working in more pics
>>3891422I don't like Savage, he isn't very fleshed out as a character. Getting him involved with Judy just seems 'meh' to me. The problem is Jack exists in the present, and in the present WildeHopps is too good to break up.I like Gazelle and Nick but only as a past relationship. Sometimes I only like them in the context of Zistopia. I wouldn't want her coming back either, once again, ruining WildeHopps.It's just funny to think about them having history:>"Hey Nick, is the music okay?">"Gazelle?....She's alright. Bit too poppy and girly for my tastes, Carrots.">"Haha, okay 'mister macho'. A lot of her songs are really emotional; they're about her personal experiences. I've read about her and always watch her interviews and her positive views on interspecies couples. She's really inspiring! Maybe you'd like her music more if you understood her better.">"Yeah, you're right. I don't understand her at all." *inner smug levels rise* *thinks back to how he and Gazelle lost their virginity together*
>>3891563>tiger copPossibly a park ranger or from a different precinct/highway patrol brought in as backup.>holding handsfirst of all>handsthird of all FUCKING. DISGUSTING. They're in public. Have they no shame?!
>>3891456You have to construct on that lines, drawing like a flow of water on rocks. See pic related. Also try to be less intense with the pencil, they are construction lines that you be able to erase easily. Being lighter with your hand also improves your precision.
>>3891687shoot, forgot pic.
>>3891519>The STD's are too aggressive for normal measures.>Nick zips up into his bio hazard suit, checks his air supply and gives Gazelle a thumbs up.>Gazelle smiles wickedly and crooks a finger, beckoning Nick to the bed. >With a smug smile, Nick waddles over, careful not to trip over any of the wires of plastic sheets.>He smiles giddily as Gazelle spreads herself open.>His eyes go wide, and his smile disappears. "Wha.. what the hell is..">Something black and slimy slams into his visor, cutting off his vision.>"Gazelle! GAZELLE?! Whats going on?!">Warning lights pop up all his HUD, pressure gauges pop and squeal. "Noooooo!">A team outside the hazard area scrambles, grabbing gear and suits. "Abort abort! GET HIM OUT OF THERE!">The team leader stops at the door and takes one look out the tinted windows of their command center. "Its too late..">"Its too late.."
>>3891688nice writing, anon.Reminded me of that scene - in the context of this fanon it becomes the deepest lore
>>3891674That's right.She's so close to what Judy used to be.But because she wants to be his so badly, she can't be what he wants. It'll all end in heartbreak.
>Nick hates his job >stays on the job, it's what Judy would have wanted>Nick hates himself>doesn't kill himself, because it's what Judy would have wanted >Nick misses Judy >fucks Judy's niece, because it's what Judy would have wanted
>>3891688Like I posted before. I only support NickxGazelle as a counter to the shitty SavagexJudy.If they want a "Cucked" Nick, they'll get either Super-Villain Nick, or High-Life living, super-star fucking Nick.
>>3891627There's a little wiggle-room since Gazelle seems to wear shoes that may or may not actually change how tall she is. Nick probably comes up to her chest or so--for maximum comfy I think he's just tall enough to nip her shoulder if he wants, but she's gotta lean down to kiss him.
>>3891243wow, that's one attractive gazelle
>>3891456You're guessing, anon. Guesswork won't do at this stage. Start off with Loomis and you'll be amazed to see how real your jerboa will be once you're done with the book.
>>3891645>>3891677Makes sense.>>3891691>first of all>>handsGot me there.Hmm... "Holding paws"?No, only one has paws, the other has hooves...Ah ha!"Holding wrist floppers".
>>3891757>>doesn't kill himself, because it's what Judy would have wanted>Judy would've wanted to kill herself>Nick isn't living her dream, but his own
>>3891720I laughed. Good show.
>>3891684>Nick as the loving, but stern, master of two horny little bunners.
>>3891757Thanks anon, that really made me laugh.
>>3891757>>3891783Hey I find this extremely lore-breaking, Judy canonically just walked the fuck out was soon as the going got tough
>>3891762>I only support NickxGazelle as a counter to the shitty SavagexJudy.>I'll balance out shit with more shitokay
>>3891800Ooooh yes.Just find a reason why Savage would be cripplingly horny.
>>3891810Fuck I miss Leslie Nielsen so much.
>>3891783>The Ghost of Judy calls out to him, night after night, begging him to kill himself and join her.>Nick refuses, and tries to be the best he can be. Working from early in the morning, to late at night. Fighting to stay awake, so that her ghosts can't haunt his dreams.>July Hopps joins the ZPD, he is now haunted by her during the day, his resolve tested.>Refuses the temptation, fights against the specter of Judy Hopps.Chief Nick is obviously the hero of a Supernatural story.
>>3891832Its not exactly shit because it was Pre-Judy NickIf its Post-Judy Nick x Gazelle then that's fucking heresy
FinNick is best shipEspecially when Nick is a pedo
>>3891845Because he's a bun?
>>3891845>find a reasonJudy's in heat.
>>3891763>Lean down to kiss him.That's always hot.
>>3891865>heatREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBunnies don't have heat.
>>3891860So always then?
>>3891865Rabbits don't go into heat.
>>3891879But they sure are hot.
>>3891880>Nick probably hustled children in a trafficking ring for Mr. Big
>>3891855>NICK I HAVENT HAD A DICKING FOR 15 YEARS NOW, JUST DIE SO YOU CAN FUCK MY VACANT CUNT ALREADY
>>3891859Post-Judy GxN is heresy, pre-GxN is heartmelting-tier. Has anyone capped those earlier greentexts which posted between this >>3890692 and >>3891228 this? >>3891763>lean down to kiss him.hnngalso, posting Gazelles because I can
>>3891170i really like this>>3891170 but these guys>>3891475>>3891533 are right fighting over nick in betty and veronica style sounds really, REALLLY appealing.
>>3891859If they have SavagexJudy, they've already committed Heresy.We're already sinned, might as well give Nick a happy ending.Either in the arms of a hot super-star, or murdering Jack and his children, and mind-breaking Judy to be his wife.No other options.
>>3891887Get the fuck out,Carlos.
>>3891855>Ghost of Judy Hopps stares at July for a moment, then ethereally jabs at Nick's side>"OooooOO you should totally fuck my niece, like, sweet cheese and crackers- just give her a dye-job and she'd look just like me">He reconsiders living at that point.
>>3891894You should tell him to hustle up
>Another reminder that fockshole is for bananas
>>3891763i support the idea of gazelle spilling her spaghetti for him, and with this idea sounds even better.
>>3891926because you don't run my life, anon.>disregard fingers, enjoy otherwise great art
>>3891864Shoot, never saw that one before
>>3891926How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
>>3891911>No other options.Nick starts a Harem
>>3891967A bunny haremIn Bunny BurrowIt's Judy's entire family.
>>3891967Well, if he's a Super-Villain, he can have any girl he wants.Just gotta mind-break Judy to make her part of it...After killing Jack and his children.
>>3891859>>3891903b-but in those stories judy and nick are just friends, with judy having a tought much later about how she might be falling for nick.
>>3891982I'd like this one more if it wasn't human faced.
>>3891992Agreed. It edges into the uncanny valley for me.
>>3891992That's JJBA Iggy face.
>>3892013It reminds me horrifyingly of that super creepy Goofyfag.
>tfw want to write>none of your ideas seem workable
Did we ever locate the lewd version of this? I needs me some more Gazelle titties.
i know i'm pretty late but this >>3891170 is a winner idea for me
>>3892047Do it anyway.Or write other people's ideas.
>>3891555>also, those trips
>>3891555>Wilde stood in the freezing wind of Tundratown waiting for July Hopps to arrive>It was 5:55 PM>Truly it was an awful idea to be patronizing his subordinate like this>But he was consumed by his disgusting feelings he had towards July>By some miracle his thoughts were no longer consumed by Judy>Judy, the bunny who would get on her knees and beg to be fucked by her superior>the bunny who was so excited by his cock that she would drool at the thought of tasting it>he couldn't remember how many times they had "fraternized" under his fancy desk>he imagined July standing under his podium while he gave out assignments>unzipping his pants and teasing him in public>she sure does look thirsty>Maybe he could give her a dr->"Chief! Hi! Sorry I'm late!">Nick jumped and looked at his watch>It was 6:01 PM>"Oh, July, it's nice of you to join me for, uh, this meal we're about to have.">"Why were you standing out in the cold? You could have waited inside.">oh>"Well, let's go on in! This place has the best soy rolls.">Wilde follows her into the restaurant>"Hi, what can I get for the lovely lady and her, uh...">"Friend," wilde huffs.>"Right.">"Table for two," July says.>The dark purple glow of the restaurant pleases Nick's old eyes>They sit down at their table and Wilde makes eye contact with July>he stares into her eyes>at once he is completely relaxed
upload your zootopia folders for me i wanna make mine bigger
Isn't there a version of this with alternate text?
>>3892063what i like about this pairing is how much slice of life is compared to lewds greens/pics in past threads, it's just a story about how much they love each other, and that's it.
>>3892091Yup.I'm trying to work on a fic based on it, but it's coming slowly.
>>3892077You know, I wouldn't mind if this lead to smut or not. I'm genuinely interested in where this story is going.
>>3892077Is there a pastebin for this stuff?
>>3892183Aww, thanks anon. Don't worry though, it will lead to smut in due time.In due time.
>>3891720>A bunny shoves the team lead out of the way and pushes through the doors. "No, I'm not losing him again!">"Judy don't do it! Its Suici..">The fire doors slam shut and lock behind her, cutting off the team leaders voice and blocking off the only exit.>She gags as her nostrils are invaded by the heavy acrid stench in the air, a stench so alien her brain can barely comprehend it as anything but pure wrong.>With a flash of sparks, the lights go out, the only source of light in the room is her igniter on the tip of her flamethrower.>Cautiously, she makes her way toward the horrible slicking, slapping and tearing sounds.>Something slides into her tiny lit field of vision, Gazelle, her eyes vacant, and mouth open letting out an insidious hiss.>Judy levels her flamethrower at the writhing horrible mass in front of her. "Get away from him YOU BITCH!"
>Nick and Gazelle were dating when they were younger>Gazelle gets her first manager, and is about to hit big, they both know it>Her manager has strong connections... there's just one problem>She's kind of a racist piece of shit>Gazelle has to maintain her image; can't be seen with a shifty fox>Days pass>Tomorrow, Gazelle was going to show up and tell her manager Nick stays or she walks->Nick breaks up with her before she has a chance>He's obviously miserable, but he's doing it for her>No matter how much she cries and begs, all he says is she has a future, and... he's a fox>She accepts her manager's terms, hating herself>Gazelle hits it big>The moment she can, she's switched managers so fast, there's whiplash>She becomes openly vocal about being acceptable of all mammals, predators especially>Always regrets what could have been
>>3892071I just have so many possible ideas and they're all so fucking flimsy and transientThis is a special type of hell.
>>3892280Okay, share a couple of your ideas.
>>3892280I've fucked myself pretty hard on my current idea, but I'll get it done one way or another. Today, at least, I'm taking off and I'm gonna go gorge myself on fair food and drink some booze while watching the local firework show.
>>3892240Anon, you're killing me...I love you.
>>3892292>"Alien," as a film, exists in Zootopia>it's told entirely from the perspective of Ripley's cat
>>3892240i know there's a lot of anons worried about judy being cucked but come on, we got a lot of fics/pics of her with other characters. just for once i just want them to be happy together.
Now this is a story about howMy life got flipped-turned upside downAnd I'd like to take a minuteJust sit rightthereI'll tell you how I became the prince of the Bunny BurrowIn southern Zootopia, born and raisedFinnick's van was where I spent most of my daysPlayin' round, actin', hustlin' foolsAnd all tryin' not get tossed in Mr Big's poolWhen a dumb lil bunny who was up to some goodStarted making trouble in my neighborhoodI stopped one major plot and my bun got proudShe said, "You're joinin' with your bunny as a cop on the prowl!"
>>3892077Man this is probably much more content than we'll see him in the comics. I'm having a good time reading these, also curious where you'll take it. Pity I have to hit the sack now though, I'll check the archives in the morrow.
>>3892296-Jack Savage's first field mission. I'd like to show my view of how his character should be, but I can't place what exactly he would be doing or why. It would have to do with organized crime, obviously, since there's not really an "other" group to a three-letter org to care about-Something comfy and romantic involving Nick Prime ending up in Blueberries AU (A la protonick in Through a Glass, Darkly), but that feels like it'd just end up identical to Blueberries anyways.With this one I did consider playing the fact Blueberries!Nick would end up in Prime's world and be super offput by the fact that he's in a relationship with Hopps.This one just doesn't seem like it has anything worth righting to it.-Something with Protozoot, playing more on the whole handcuffed-together thing, since Zistopia skimped super hard on that.And those are just about the three most concrete I have.
>>3892412...I love you.
>>3892412>And I'd like to take a minute>Just sit rightthere>I'll tell you how I became the prince of the Bunny Burrow>there>burrowI hate you.
>>3892449shit I knew I forgot to fix somethingHold on
>>3892200Capping.Here's the WIP.
>>3892449>>3892412"I'll tell you how I became the prince of Sahara Square"It was that easy, anonthat easy
>>3892240these feels, it hurts, they have earned their happiness. please stop i just can't take it.
>>3892469That's cool. I've screwed up rhyme schemes in the past.
>>3892240what is this wet thing on my eyes. i don't even.
>>3892418Oh hello meadI'm glad you enjoy my story!
>>3892328I'll be honest, I'm conflicted because I kinda wanna see the same but I am, at my core, committed WildeHopps trash. It's an abstract kind of hell.
>(You)Hello, /comfygeneral/, quick Thematic Thursday update. Org stuff and bits, nothing big.As we're realigning ourselves to the new schedule with TT held every second Thursday:>suggestions will be accepted until the end of this week (10th of July)>Voting begins on Monday, 11th of July, and lasts for three days until Thursday>Content creators get an entire week to work on their projects>Thematic Thursday will be held on the 21st of July and every second week thereafterAs always late submissions accepted, encouraged and welcome. You're all awesome, keep at it, make Comicanon proud!I've also added list of submissions (including fic links) to the google sheets doc until I figure out a better to store them better - thanks to everyone who contributed and I hope to see more of your works on the 21st!
>>3892077I hope July gets friendzonedNot a fan of the whole Nick x Totally Not Judy, ship
>>3892240wtf why this hurts so much!? i'm not even a full supporter but this is heartbreaking... i just want a happy story about them.
>>3892567dude.Wilde is gonna fuck JulyThat's the pointHe literally started this greentext because he wanted Wilde to fuck July
>>3892478>>3892483"And I'd like to take a minuteAnd have some funI'll tell you how I became a fox of a beautiful bun"
>>3892567They need to have a drunken fuck at least once first..
I don't like Jack Savage.
>>3892328>i just want them to be happy together.not on my watch, anon. They had taken their sweet time and everything got royally screwed. No second chances, also WildeHopps is sacrosanct.
>>3892622But he's not even a character
>>3892599Works for me.>>3892622What if... the Jacks were Wilde?
>>3892418Did I say how much I love you? Goodnight, sweet Mead.
>>3892592Wasn't aware of his original intentionsIf true it kinda makes me lose all interest in this greentext, oh well
>>3892240>After she switched managers, she wanted to get back with nick>But by now, she was too busy- If she wanted to keep singing, she'd have to give up romance entirely- She didn't have the time>And she would have... She would have in a heartbeat.>She told herself she kept going because of all the good she did for Zootopia with her messages of goodwill>But she knew, deep inside, it was because Nick would never forgive her if she threw away the chance he broke his own heart to give her>Years pass>She's finally famous enough she doesn't have to struggle to stay relevant>She tries to contact nick>It's too late>He's grown reserved, withdrawn, cut ties with his past>Nick never lets anyone see they get to him, now>He still has the same phone number>She calls him, texts him>He never picks up>Her songs grow more melancholy, people wonder if she's writing about somebody that she used to know
>>3892634He's a scrapped character that the fandom has given fanon stories and personality to.>>3892647Still no.
>>3892430>-Jack Savage's first field mission.I thought of Jack Savage as Eggsy from the Kingsman film after reading this.
Did someone cap latest bunanon chapterIf knot, here it is
>>3892661It /might/ not be about them fucking
>>3892675For what reason then?
>>3892240>Reminder that every now and then, Gazelle released slow and solemn songs of heartache and love lost.>Most mammals assumed it was for the sake of variety in her artistic scope and range. Some rightfully theorized the subject of her songs was someone specific.>She never did confirm or address such rumors however. Gazelle never was a fan of feeding the tabloid press after all.>Nick briefly had his suspicions at first, but dismissed them fairly quickly.>It's not as if she could be singing about him after all these years.>>3892673Oh, guess you remember that bit too.
>>3892552we need to give in just once, we have a lot of ships with judy. a happy story with gazelle being her soulmate can't hurt anybody.
>>3892709> a happy story with gazelle being her soulmate>her soulmate>Gazelle is Judy's soulmate>Nick gets cucked again
>>3892661Don't worry, during the act he'll says Judy not July.Then we're going to go into Freud territory with July pretending to be her Aunt to comfort Wilde.
>>3892709>we have a lot of ships with judy. a happy story with gazelle being her soulmateSo you want to add more to the pile? A little bunny/gazelle sapphic passion?
>>3892703Because all the fanon (except for the one where Jack is inept and only gets through missions on sheer dumb luck) sucks. Onions.
>>3892709>>3892731>her soulmate>her>soulmateDear sweet Father, Son, Holy Spirit! The cucking never ends, does it?!
I want to see a fic where Gazelle comes back into Nick's life, and they fall for each other again. Judy's already with Nick, but...It's...Not a problem? Yeah, apparently, it turns out bunnies are okay with sharing, and-(Basically, I want to see a happy poly relationship between the three of them. Ironically, Gazelle and Nick are far more unsure of it, not expecting Judy's total acceptance.)
>>3892179You too, huh?
>>3892300>at the beginning of your end step, if you both own and control Gazelle and a creature named Backup Tiger, exile them, then meld them into Gaziger, the trashy singer
>>3892731>McHorn sprays sad Nick again
>>3892709>>3892731>>3892775This is the reason we need Super-Villain Nick.Let them all burn!
>>3892673>>3892705thanks guys, my day was great and all of you came with this sad romantic stories, it hurts more knowing how gazelle still loves nick despite all the years
>>3892771That inept agent thing is overdone.
>>3892778Strangely I'm okay with these partner-sharing stories (I think of them as "fuck-shares") but actual polygamy just reminds of Anthony Burch. Then I can't stop laughing at how glad I'm not him and I can'y read any further.
>>3892803You're also doing one?Awesome. I'm... you ever have that moment where the set up starts getting interesting and lengthening itself?I mean, I was planning this to be pretty short, wham bam thank you bun, possibly with a bit of rape depending on how mean I felt at the time... but now they're being adorable to each other!Freaking characters developing a life of their own!
>>3892841I am unfamiliar with this person. Just partner-sharing could be fun too.
Can we please have some comfy with Judy? All this talk of Judy being dead or Savage knocking her up and leaving is triggering me.
>>3892838Jack cucks Nick by stealing Judy is overdone.
>>3892838Jack deserves to be Inept.And gang-raped by every single large fauna in Zootopia.All of em.
>>3892731>>3892742>>3892775>>3892816fuck i meant about nick and gazelle, it was just a bad typo.
>>3892816>Let them all burn!I think you meanLet them all bun!
>>3892673>Her songs grow more melancholy, people wonder if she's writing about somebody that she used to know>people wonder if she's writing about somebody that she used to know>somebody that she used to knowYou cheeky devil.https://youtu.be/8UVNT4wvIGY
>>3892853Pffft, yeah, COLLAR ON wasn't supposed to have feelings either, look at how well that turned out
>>3892882too late, you have unleashed another ship,
>>3892884I'll admit, that's exactly what I was going for.
>>3892884But anon.We can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness.
>>3892882No it wasn't. It was the best typo. It was destiny.
>>3892882You done goofed.>>3892890Something about this Nick appeals to me. I don't know why...
>>3892890That story was hot, then you injected feels. Tearful masturbation.
>>3892912And it took me a third read before I caught on. Clearly my sleep deprivation has progressed far enough.
>>3892869I didn't think anyone wanted that. If anything, I've seen more support for Jack getting fucked by Nick while Judy watches and then they have a threesome
>>3892292Ripley is still my favorite heroine... A Judy combo is just perfect.>>3892325Would totally watch that.
>>3892853>You're also doing one?>Awesome. I'm... you ever have that moment where the set up starts getting interesting and lengthening itself?>I mean, I was planning this to be pretty short, wham bam thank you bun, possibly with a bit of rape depending on how mean I felt at the time... but now they're being adorable to each other!>Freaking characters developing a life of their own!I wanted to write something for Alec for all the cool art he's given us. So I decided to write a fic where Judy asks Nick for a special date: a date where she wouldn't be in control and Nick would be: totally.Please let them be adorable to each other in your fic. I think that'd make it a lot of fun -- Nick and Judy ARE adorable, no matter what they're doing. Even Alec's pics of bondage Judy are astoundingly cute.The biggest problem I'm having right now is that I've never written lewd and I'm not sure if I'm going to go totally overboard or not with it. I'm sure it'll work its self out.
>>3892686why hasnt that stupid cunt killed herself yet?
>>3892951That's because Jack getting shown his place in the pecking order is delicious.Nick can make two buns his sexual slaves.Turn Jack into a needy cock-slut who knows that his dick is useless, and he serves only to worship Dox Fick.
>>3892910Thank you, Anon.
>>3892969>Ripley is still my favorite heroine... It's kind of ironic that she wasn't written female. In fact none of them were written either male or female. They just used their surnames and came up with the sex and stuff later...And speaking of sex, apparently there was a lot of it going on on the Nostromo. Everyone had fucked everyone else... except for Ash.
you know what? we need a green about how it was gazelle and nick first kiss.
I'm vaguely tempted to write a followup thing to my gazelle/nick greentext up there.Gazelle sees nick during the end of movie concert, invites him backstage. She tries to keep her composure, but it's slowly breaking apart. Nick tries to keep it cool, but seeing someone he loves- Loved- Obviously not okay makes him be more direct>What's wrong? You know what's wrong! You LEFT me! I loved you!She breaks down in tears, and he silently holds her as she shakes with violent, silent sobs.In the end, she reluctantly admits she knows why he did what he did. But it would always hurt. And it's growing slowly ever more obvious that they still love each other.But at the end of the night, they still go their separate ways. (If she's lucky, he might start answering her texts, though.)
>>3893002I have a lot more, if need be.
>>3892989Why you say mean stuff like that?
>>3893029Sad, but satisfying. Write it!>>3893020Be the one to do it, Anon! Start your mark on the thread!
>>3893003Didn't know that, I really should rewatch those movies and dig up its history.>Space STDs.The horror
>>3893020>"O HAI NIK!">Y"O GAZZY!11 WANNA SNOG?">"EWWW NIK, THAT DIRT!">"TOO LATE, I KIS U!">IT IS MAXIMUM HOT!>O NIK, I RUNG. YOU BEST KISR.">"IT HUSSL BABS. IT HUSSL."
>>3893050Gives him a sense of masculinity, and all that shit?Cause it rustles the jimmies?He's a psycho?For the (You)'s?
>>3892877>Jack deserves to be Inept.Nah. He deserves to be awesome, standing tall alongside our established heroes. It really wouldn't be hard to build him into a proper character.>highly-competent and useful super-spy skills>wise-cracking personality which meshes with Nick and Judy's, with a bit of an arrogant edge to provide some conflict>deep-buried anxiety stemming from past failure which he is terrified of repeating, hidden by a mask of perfectionism>happily married
>>3893050Don't even reply anon
Uhhh a confused Creme here. I haven't been around in a few days. When did jerboas become a meme?
>>3893020>Teenage Nick rapes 8 year old Gazelle in an alley>Forces her to blow him before he fucks her tight slit, stealing her virginity>Once he's done he kisses her too, taking her first kiss in a violent, almost feral way
>>3893076I chocked.Write a porno.
>>3893054It would pretty much be the antithesis to my OTHER Gazelle/nick fic set at the end of movie concert, where Nick is invited back stage. In that one, they're just old friends who grew apart.
>>3893030I don't mind a little extra comf.
>>3893050>i'm a girl give me attention!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!>Why would you not like that?
>>3893082>Happily MarriedNow he can be a character.Carry on.
I want Jack to be a super villain that infiltrated some spy organization
>>3893089Jerboas a cute, anon.I tried drawing them earlier. It didn't go well.
>>3889342>"Nick, I feel stupid.">"And you are buddy, but what matters is that you don't LOOK stupid.">"What do you mean I DON'T look stupid? I look like a failed rabbit abortion that grew up!">"Whoa there little bunny man, you're gonna need to can that kinda potty talk. I'm gonna need you to be able to get along with a lot of other rabbits.for me.">"Nick, why did I let you talk me into this?">"Because you owe me like 8 favors as well as $13.">"...and that this counts as 6 favors, ok Nick, you win...">"That's a good little bunny man. Now zip up your costume and shut up for a bit.">I'm sure you'd like to know just what's going on here? Well, I'll tell you. Nick has asked his close friend to dress up as a bunny and infiltrate the town of Bunny Burrow. Why? Because Nick himself will be traveling to Bunny Burrow in about a week's time. You see, Nick was worried that he wouldn't fit in, and that the townsfolk, Judy's family in particular, wouldn't like him. That's why Finnick was to go there first, undercover, and find out about the towns deeply beliefs towards foxes.>Currently, they were both on a train headed that way now.cont.
>>3892999r/ing this as Savage
>>3893091God damn Anon, tell us how you REALLY feel!>>3893094Do iiiit!
>>3893109I mean I know. My whole "drawsona" thing for this place is a jerboa. Suddenly they kinda, blew up. I think when BB tried drawing one? Doesn't change my confusion, haha.
>Clawhauser sips latte and doughnuts in a small and quiet suburban Hoofbucks after work>He notices Gazelle as she hastily walks into the cafe>Clawhauser is flabbergasted, cannot believe his eyes, his paw holding a doughnut stopped half way as his mouth opens wide>Gazelle got her takeaway coffee>She is about to leave when she notices the smitten cheetah still frozen in the same position as before>She slowly walks towards him, sporting a small smile>Crumbs of half eaten doughnut fall from Clawhauser's jaw as he tries and fails to snap from the shock>Gazelle stop on from of him and nonchalantly grabs one of the doughnuts from his tray>Still smiling, she leans in closer and whispers into Clawhauser's ear before promptly leaving the place>"No one will ever believe you">She turns at the door, giving Bejamin a short wink before disappearing in the crowd
>>3893117Fuck.Yes.This is exactly what I needed.God Damn Anon, you beautiful bastard.
I GUESS. I'm not ultra good at writing beyond >greentextsbecause those don't require proper formatting of any kind, but I'll give it a shot.
>>3892989Don't be rude, anon.
>>3893089Jerboas are awesome and size-difference is cute and comfy as fuck
>>3893091>>3893020>Gazelle lost her virginity before she lost her first kiss.>The former was taken, the latter given.>The former was known only to her and the half-dozen wolves who used her, the latter was spread around like a dirty rumour until her parents heard it.>She buried the loss of her virginity and vowed to never let if affect her; She mourned the loss of her first kiss and buried it because she didn't know what else to do with it.
In the latest bit of Calvin's stupid life, the rabbit gets a metaphorical a gut punch
>>3893165you can have this, too.
>>3893186Can we have one molest Judy during the Little Rodentia chase? Just...Crawls inside her...Plz.I've waited for that for so long...Can't write worth shit!
>reinstall drivers of tablet>all the fancy thing like pressure and shortcuts come to life>sai stops detecting the tablet>unistall drivers>tablet goes back to being an overpriced mouse>sai detects it again
>>3893072Actually, reading up on it, although the script was always written as unisex, they'd never considered Ripley as female. It was a late change. In part because no one would suspect her as the last survivor.I mean, consider her role in the movie, she wasn't the hero. She kept Kane outside over quarantine regulations instead of bringing him in. You were meant to view her as a stuffy bureaucrat who cared more about rules than people.So yeah, Alien's probably the best horror movie, as it's not written with specific sexes in mind, there's no real "main character," people don't die for being smart, or for being stupid; but just because of the alien.
>>3893178>call out an attention whore>white knights show up to defend their maiden, hoping to maybe one day smell the sweet stink of her hamplanet folds
>>3893186Are they the new thing right now? I don't know how I feel having my species be the "thing" right now. Guess that means I should refrain from drawing her till this passes.Uhhh, anyone got a good ref of Weavalope I guess? I've drawn BB so far, but that was because he drew me/Creme. I'd like to try drawing something hooved.
>>3893091>>3893201haha come on guys we need cute not repressed personal memories.
>>3893239No, I mean, if you don't like it, just ignore it, what are you trying to achieve?
>>3893227>implying The Thing isn't the best horror moviewew ladDo you even kino?
>>3893267>I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU ALL THE (You)S, FOR FREE>CRASHING THIS MARKET... WITH NO SURVIVORS!
>>3892418MEAD, PLEASE. PLEASE NO, MEADI JUST WANT HAPPINESS AGAIN. WHY CAN NO ONE BRING BACK HAPPINESS?
>>3893227I'm actually rewatching it right now, love this movie.>>3893269I love the Thing too but Alien was my first, so it has a special place in my heart.
>>3893269Look, a movie can't occupy two slots.The thing can't be the best movie AND the best horror movie, that's just not cricket.
>>3893020here you go. add a little story if you want.
>>3893253Not really. There's one anon that's been pushing them. But there are a few anons that really like the size-difference between rodents in general and larger mammals
Hey, so its been a while, but I got a new update to my story.Hot and Cold Ch 4http://archiveofourown.org/works/7110964/chapters/16791535You could say things really heat up this time.But I won't because thats terrible.
>>3893206Some things need to be said.
>>3893310I just read that new chap, actually.
>>3893206This hurts.It hurts in a good way, because it has to hurt like thisBut it hurts
>>3893269Personally I prefer Alien, but hey The Thing was great man. The prequel thing they did was straight garbage though.
>>3893206You know, it's kind of hard to tell, is she being cruel to be kind, or cruel to be cruel?
>>3893306Oh the size-difference love around here isn't anything new to me, lol. I'm less confused now though. I haven't been around in a few days thanks to the holiday and a friend's birthday.
>>3893337... You know it says a lot about the state of prequels that you could be referring to either franchise.But yeah, the Thing prequel was a damn shame. Not only did they remove the ambiguity from the end of the first movie, but they actually had all the practical effects ready, but got told to chuck them for CGI.
>>3893206Would getting all As AND showing off he can handle the Brocktree make him love him?
>>3893339The former. She can tell just how much of an obsession he's forming, and how it's working him to death.
>>3892816>BURN THEM ALL! BURN THEM ALL!
>mfw your doodles are unironically reposted by anons
>>3893364Hope you're having a good Treason Day, ohiocremechanAlso hope it wasn't one of those suicidal friends of yours. Birthdays usually suck
>>3893384Good to know. He could actually do with some friends like that.Bloomin' Fujoshi Racoons.
>there are 2 Japanese zootopia comics with ~30 pages on e621 that need translatingGod damn it I wish I knew Japanese
>>3893403>suicidal friendsI think you're mixing her up with me
>>3893324It's funny.There aren't many pics of Weavalope where you can see his full body.In fact, the best one is for his r63 version.
>>3893408Always remember, anon.
>>3893112>When the train arrived at their destination, Nick bid Finnick farewell, and they both went of their separate ways. >Finnick had gotten off and was now at the station in his costume.>Why did he always let Nick trick him into wearing costumes? >On the bright side, he didn't have to walk very far before he was in the heart of the town.>Now he just had to find an inn he could stay for the night.>Then he would walk around town and talk to other animals for the rest of the day.>Nick would pick him up tomorrow.>Really wasn't all that bad and it would be over quickly.>There weren't really all that many animals in this town.>Finding a quant little place called "The Bunny Burrow Inn," Finnick checked himself in for a night.>While he was at the front counter, he scanned the walls for any sort of signs that said things like "Foxes Not Welcome" or "For Bunnies Only" but he found none.>That was a good start he supposed.>He went up to his room, put his things down, and headed back out.>Time to see how Bunny Burrow really felt about foxes.cont.
>>3893366Ha I wasn't even thinking about the Alien prequel but you're right, and yeah I couldn't believe the CGI in the new The Thing.
>>3893423Oh maybe. It seems like there are a ton of people around here with suicidal friends or suicidal thoughts themselves.In that case>>3893364Hope you got your charger and can draw the thing!
>>3893403>Treason dayOh, lookit the poor british baby~ Still sour about that tea are we? How's the UK doing these days, what with the refugees and all? i hear it's blowing up with activity.
Invest in nugs
>>3893476Actually born and raised in Ohio. I just don't like the terms "4th of July" or "Independence Day"
>>3893417Just translate it into Australian.http://g.e-hentai.org/g/743731/f3caa5ff16/
>>3893504It's july 4th, best time to do so
>>3893522Leave our country then, ya little Shit.You're not American enough.Today is the greatest day of the Calendar.Outside your other 364 days of freedom.
>>3893403>>3893465It's been alright. Right now it's just a group of us watching another play Silent Hill 2 since he hasn't.I did get my charger a little while ago (same day it officially snapped, honestly), so I can draw again. I've drawn a few things since, but not too much. Like I said earlier I drew BB, which was fun. I can repost that at least.And eh, I'm usually the suicidal friend. Of course I'll be able to nail this stuff down eventually. I keep forgetting to call my doc to get back on my lexapro.>>3893423So many of us Ohioans, unless it's just the suicidal friend thing. Then I haven't been around to talk about stuff like that.
>>3893522Whats wrong with 4th of july? Its completely neutral.
>>3893522>being triggered by national holiday namesLiterally whatTell me honestly, what is it about those names that bothers you?
>>3893523this is hilarious
>>3893565He's probably a commie sleeper agent.
>>3893523>"Chuck it in me gash"Holy fuck, this is wonderful.
>>3893448>Trevor eating popcorn.gif
>>3893575>>3893565He's an SJW that's triggered by thoughts of America.Daddy didn't beat him enough as a child.
>>3893269>The Thing>the best>not ThinguI want people with shit taste to leave
>all this Savage talkI probably should get around to writing again sometime.
>>3893465>>3893561Nah, I'm New York.I just join in the conversations about thunderstorms a lot because fuuuuuuck that.And yeah, I have more than a few suicidal friends.And now my cat might have heart disease and basically the universe is a big 'ol practical joke.
>>3893566>thinking I'm triggered by a name for a holidayHoly shit, I just call it Treason Day for shits and giggles. It's not like I hate America or Americans. I hate every human equally!
>>3893604>He's an SJWcommie sleeper agent
>>3893607>not John Carpenter's THE THING: THE MUSICALhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8faq5amdK30
I'm 600 words into my heartbroken gazelle one shot... Gotta figure out how to wrap it up.
>>3893639True, they're the same thing.
>>3893636Fair enough. You gonna call June 23rd that too?
>>3893227Unisex scripts interest me, mainly because it forces the scriptwriter to focus on the character instead of playing to gender BS like a hack.>>3893254Did you really think that was the best thing to say? This may be /trash/ but the unthinking consciousness of 4chan spans all boards.>She hates herself. Whenever she remembers that day, she hates herself.>It was a quick shortcut, literally a block's width, bright sunshine on both exits. Where was the harm in cutting a few minutes off her walk?>She hopped, she skipped, she saw something fast coming for her. Then she remembered nothing.>When she woke up she gagged, blindfolded, and bound face-first to a wall.>Until they punched her in the back of the head, washed her in the river and left her by it's edge, she was fucked raw by preds.>And she hates herself a little more than she though possible everytime she remembers this part, everytime she remembers about halfway through she bucks against the cocks pumping in-out of her. How they reward her with water and some drug which makes her feel good.>How they trust her enough in the end to take off the bindings, how she pulls herself against whatever mammal is pounding away at her and moans like a filthy whore and begs for "more, more, m-mo-Fuck me!">How she sincerely thanks them for what they did to her, when everything felt like a dream and she wondered whether this was really what she imagined sex felt like.>Until she takes that memory and makes it not exist. How she makes herself remember correctly. That on that day she simply took a slip into the river and had a "life-threatening experience" as she was washed down-river.>Until next time.>Until her first kiss shows up.>Until Nick Wilde shows up.
>>3893620Oh okay you're one of the thunderstorm anons, less confused now.Sorry about your feline, hope they pull through.
>>3893648Masturbates furiously to an old picture of Nick from Highschool.
>>3893659Why would I call June 23rd that?Again, I just think calling a holiday the date of the holiday is hilarious. It's like calling Thanksgiving "Third Thursday of November Day" or fucking Cinco de Mayo
>>3893663I think you need to sit down with a blanket, a nice hot cup of coco, turn on your favorite TV show or movie...And kill yourself.
>>3893693>Why would I call June 23rd that?Brexit.We're gonna be sharing an independence day with Britain just a couple weeks apart.And I call that May 5th :^)
I've been gone a while, did Hell is Warm finish?If so, did Nick kill himself?
>>3893663>Unisex scripts interest me, mainly because it forces the scriptwriter to focus on the character instead of playing to gender BS like a hack.Exactly. It's actually a really neat idea since you can avoid a lot of the stereotypes.Get some good actors, go back and flip all the sexes around. And it'd still work just as well as the first time around.It's one reason I'm not as big on the sequels. Since, you know, they made Ripley a more standard female character with the Newt role. Although Newt was awesome. As was Vasquez (I'm assuming everyone knows the story of her audition)
The collars thing still seems so incredibly busted, shitty, and fundamentally non-functional as a setting I can't even enjoy fanfiction about it. It's just so angst wank and utterly broken.
>>3893735I think he did. Ate chocolate, and he's technically a canine.So, yeah.
>>3893742Well Aliens was pretty great, even if Ripley did kinda go mama mode.
>>3893727Oh, they filed Article 50 already 2 weeks ago?They still EU, nignuts
>>3893735We thought Hell is Warm And Full of Sinners got completed but the writer decided to write more.
>>3893751He did? Oh boyAnyone have a link or cap?
>>3893735>finish?still going>did Nick kill himself?If by kill himself you mean become addicted to bunny jailbait pussy, then yes
>>3893310Awesome, I was really looking forward to that>“A coping mechanism huh?” she saidIt's fox knot, isn't it?
>>3893448>Back outside, Finnick had to figure out how he was going to look casual doing what he was about to do.>Maybe if he just went about doing things that animals usually did.>Shopping perhaps.>Finnick figured that going from store to store would be the best way to meet bunnies.>He walked to what appeared to be a farmers' market.>There were dozens of stands set up with elaborate displays of fruits and vegetables.>There were also lots of bunnies walking about.>Finnick walked up to a group of about 4 other rabbits.>He had actually never considered how he was supposed to bring up the subject of foxes.>One of the bunnies was saying "Yeah I've been seeing a steady decrease in product for the past couple o' months. Something seems to be stealing my crops!">"Do you think that foxes did it?" said Finnick, cutting into the conversation.>"What?....No, foxes wouldn't do that, I was thinking o' somethin' more like birds.">"Oh..." Finnick felt stupid, so he walked away.>For another hour, he talked to as many animals as he could and always squeezed in a question along the lines of "Do you think that foxes steal things?">He continued to get similar answers.>"No, never, foxes don't do that.">Huh>Well so far so good.>Finnick left the farmers market and worked his way through the line of shops on Main Street.cont.
>>3893754Yup. Certainly one of the better movies.
http://pastebin.com/UCFNks2gForgive me, for my write-fu is weak.After so many years, Nick meets up with Gazelle. She breaks down, and they finally air out the source of much heartbreak.
>>3893770Thanks.And maybe...though I aint gonna do lewds. Srry
>>3893310Eyy, finallyI was starting to worry, actually
>>3893784Implying and fading to black is completely acceptable, there are enough lewd stories out there
>>3893807bad ending. go back to your hole
>>3893807Jesus christ, that endingWell, that seems about right. Judy is lost to degeneracy and Nick kills himself.Fitting end if it is the end
>>3893206Well that's right, it won't. But Calvin needs to pass anyway. He's just gonna spiral further into his scared, insecure, homesick mess if he can't pass.
>>3893850Aw, you're so sweet, thinking this is the first Nick.She's gone through seven of them by now, with different siblings.
>>3893823Np.>>3893849>>3893850Writer may continue.
>>3893831If I give up the project, i promise I'll say it in the fic. Don't like leaving people hanging.Probably will also post the outline for the story so you'd at least know the planBut yeah, sorry bout the wait
>>3893755Then we were still in the uk until yorktown
>>3893876Yeah, but he's overloading, he's about to collapse; or worse, take a load of amphetamines and be so crazy that he just fills his test paper with "I am a fish" six thousand times before collapsing.
>>3893836Well we will see. Judy seems like a "wait until marriage" kinda girl to me, but I might slip in an implied lewd somewhere in the story. If I can make it fit.
>>3893908Is he overloading though?From what I've seen, he doesn't exactly seem to be crashing from school stuff. He seems to be responsible about it actually.Only real issues in his life as far as I can tell are his crush on labjer and just his trouble interacting with others socially.
>>3893908Smeg off, Rimmer.
>>3893910>"wait until marriage" kinda girlShe's a bunnyThere's no such thing as a "wait until marriage" bunny.
>>3893206You know, I don't think it's as bad as it seems.Sure, it wouldn't make Tristan love him, but it wouldn't hurt his opinion of him either. And Calvin has other ways to get Tristan's affection.Such as spending quality time getting to know him as a person. And engaging in activities the two of them find enjoyable. And his twitchy tail.
>>3893901Zootopia how?Anyway, back to the derail: It's called Independence Day because of the Declaration of Independence. If June 23 is going to be called anything, it's going to be Brexit Day because memes.
>>3893939Shes broken other stereotypes.
>>3893949>>3893939And honestly, I've never done romantic shit in writing before, so I don't wanna fuck it up here yet
>>3893948>it's going to be Brexit Day because memesGood enough for me.Back to Zootopia
>>3893931He is sort of putting his health at risk but I'm not sure how much exactly. I don't know what sage wisdom handlebars is planning on offering besides "make sure you get a lot of sleep before the tests" which is nigh common sense.
>>3893807Jesus christ, why?
>>3893876>you will never hug a crying bun
Happy Patriotic Every American Can and Should Own an Assault Weapon Including the Mentally Ill Day! I mean... July 4th!
>>3893948Yeah, until Article 50 gets invoked, we haven't started anything.The next PM could make the (very idiotic) decision not to invoke it. (Hey, I voted remain, but ignoring the referendum, while legal, would be political suicide)It'd be like having Independence Day on May the 10th, because that's when the Second Continental Congress was started which led to them declaring Independence.Or April 19th because that's when the Revolutionary War started.
>>3894007You won't. Because he's FUCKING DEAD.
>>3894011I shouldn't have this erection from that image
>>3893973Maybe "I can be your Labjer for tonight."
>>3893973Sometimes you tunnel vision hard enough that common sense falls by the wayside a bit and you need someone to pull you back. More specifically she seems to be sort of calmly debunking the reason he had for pushing himself so hard in the first place, namely winning Labjer's affection.
>>3894019go drink tea
>>3894011No need to spin your political bullshit on our glorious holiday, anon.Nice picture by the way.
>>3894028but that says he's wastedwhich he in fact was
>>3894019David Cameron is a GENIUS! No matter what he does now, the next PM is going to take all the heat whether or not he invokes article 50.
>>3892567to me it's the fact that hey made her a Hopps, I mean why not just a bunny and leave it at that, but hey OC is OC, and not a bad one at that
>>3894062Get your hands off the body, anon.
>>3894028Where did this page come from? Its not on the imgur albumWas it posted tonight?
>>3893783Good work anon>They don't end up togetherHeresy avoided
>>3894054Yeah! support putting firearms in the mentally ill in your own thread!
>>3894084The imgur is out of date I think.
>>3894074'Martina' really is cute.
>>3894063Yeah, according to one aide, he said "Why should I do the hard shit for someone else, just to hand it over to them on a plate?">>3894053... But I only just finished the last one!
>>3894096How much has been posted since their gaming session?
>>3892686Has she elaborated at all about how getting lingerie and dressing all sexy for red went?
>>3894108NopeAnd never will.
>>3894097I want Ozzy to date Martina while entirely unaware she's Marty.And then fug him anyway when he finds out.
>>3894073The original prompt was Judy having someone in her family who looked just like her and did niche cop pornos
>>3894093>>3894011Well, that one anon that wanted watersports will be happy I guess.
>>3894108I think she doesn't really want to talk about sexy stuff anymoreAnd that's a good thing
>>3894117>ozzy>fuggingbaby steps, anon
>>3894093Anon you don't put fire arms IN the mentally ill, that's rape.
>>3894108I'm honestly beyond caring. Maybe if Red came out to tell us and joke around, but bun is enough of a wet blanket that she should stick to SOL stuff.
>>3894117Just bros being bros.
>>3894119yeah I remember that one[spoiler]and I still fap to it[/thetaintisthere]
>>3894142>mfw that fic is dead>And it was getting to the good stuff
>>3894133What's that about
>>3894133Reminder that most of the female population of China want the knot
>>3894132probably meant to say in the hands of the mentally ill, but lets just lol at the random anyway
i want calvin to fall for marty, who dresses as a girl so calvin's parents don't think he's gay :l
>>3894131>not wanting to see Marty get loved and accepted for who he is>not wanting Ozzy's smile to be genuine as he watches his friend sleep>not supporting the two saddest characters on Pack Street finding happinessWhat are you, a faggot?
>>3894187...bros being bros
>>3894170Cross dressing ain't my thing, but I hope he does find a nice guy
>>3894170I want Calvin's love for Tristin to drive him into the arms of big Al who is repulsed and runs to Avo for advice who then confers with her associates Cherry, Nilla, and Angel from the Zistopia AU in a den of inequity run by Moped and Donkanon before Bellweather kills them all except for Calvin, the sole prey animal except for donk, who was collateral.
>>3893807Seriously who the fuck changes someones name right at the end. You fucked up deal with it don't just name swap for the last length of it
>>3894199Oh neat, what's it about?
>>3894154I love you, wacky spoiler anon
>>3893773>He walked into every shop and did the same routine.>He looked for racist signs and asked about foxes.>No negative results.>He was actually becoming quite confident that his efforts had been a waste of time.>At one shop, he bought a seven dollar carrot cake. He would at least have some local food.>He handed the cashier a twenty, took his change, and left with the cake in his arms.>Maybe if he ate the whole thing in his room tonight, he'd feel better about this whole situation.>He had been making a damn fool of himself.>In a last ditch effort ounce of rage he yelled out "DOESN'T ANYONE IN THIS TOWN HATE FOXES????">Everyone around him gasped.>"Whoa there mister we don't tolerate that kinda attitude in this town.">Finnick whipped his rabbit head around and saw a large fox in a baker's uniform approaching him with an accusatory finger.>"If you're gonna say things like that you can just get on out of here!" said the baker fox.>"Yeeeah!" said a bunch of rabbits in unison as they formed a mob behind him.>They all held up their fists and shouted angry jeers.>Oh shit>Finnnick ran back towards his motel as the mob chased after him.>He made it back to him room safely.>He looked out the window and saw that the mob had congregated outside.cont.
>>3894216john freeman was gordan freeman's brother
>>3894172>see Marty get loved and accepted for who he isHe needs to accept himself first
Jack Savage in Mead's comic is gay for Nick, called it.
>>3894220......bros being brosSrsly tho, basically Finnick is gay for nick, but Nick turns him down and finnick is still kinda in denial.Then he meets some other dude who gets him to run a con with him. But it gets kinda gay.But no real gay payoff yet
>>3894216Meanwhile Beaver and the otters get into wacky shenanigans a la Dude, Where's My Car? where they uncover the plot and reveals Bellwether for the alien she is.
>>3894239Holy shit, what the fuck did you just lead me to with that google search anon
>>3894270Mead drew Jack?
>>3894270Did mead release another comic?
Fireworks are getting annoying. Sounds like thunder.
>>3894274Okay, now this is actually rad again. Can we incorporate the terminator Becca idea?>"PSEDUOPENIS" She robotically barks, punching through the door of donkanon's car
>>3894281>he doesn't know about Full Life Consequenceshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs
>>3894281>He hasn't seen the Full Life Consequences seriesYou're in for a fun 4th, anon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8yHguvYYyQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULWgEnnmcv4
>>3894270>>3894282>>3894290Meant Rem; fuck
>>3894084>>3894096>>3894105Imgur is super out of date. I just moved everything to my art blog, because the imgur was becoming a bit of a hassle to curatehttp://spiffydoodles.tumblr.com/
>>3894300>Donks face goes neutral. "I don't know if I should be aroused or terrified."
>>3894237here ya go phamalam
>>3894270>>3894318Who? What? When? Where? Why? How?source?
>>3894318>>3894270That would be hilarious.Except he was clearly blushing when judy got close to him.But I'd be totally okay with that if it happened
>>3894300Meanwhile KK and BB are secret agents, like Men In Black, but with double letters as their code names. They've been on Bellwether's case for months.
>>3894316You're missing out Hero Beggining:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NiCYPrAoB8This takes place between the second and third video.
>>3894332Missing the ending, I think.
>>3892077>"Chief Wilde?">...>wha?>"Oh! Yes, excuse me.">"You were staring at me, Chief. I got scared for a second.">"I was just admiring your dress, Hopps. You look very presentable in it.">"But you were looking into my eyes...">"What's good to eat here?">July pauses and follows his lead to stop that conversation>"Well, the egg rolls are what I usually get, as I'm a vegetarian, but I thought you might like the sushi, or the Midnight Special. Something with meat in it.">"That's very thoughtful of you. It's been a very long time since I've been anywhere fancy.">July smiled but internally winced. Clearly the last time he had been anywhere but a fast food joint was before Judy died>Judy had enough taste for both of them>His whiskers were unshaven and the fur around his lips was a subtle grey>His eyes carried the weight of the world, and his shoulders were tense and stiff>He looked like a fish out of water>Yet he didn't squint>July commended herself for predicting his aptitude for the dark purple lighting>The waitress came and went, taking their orders and disappearing into the kitchen>A few bits of awkward small talk penetrated the deafening silence>July was getting increasingly nervous >Was Wilde angry that she dragged him out on a Saturday night?>"Chief Wilde, I am truly sorry about what happened to Judy all those years ago.">Wilde looked up and stared directly into July's soul>His gaze was the very same gaze that he directed at her while she had been in trouble>It pierced into her and she became instantly terrified>In that brief millisecond she felt a maelstrom of emotions
>>3894328>Labjer appears and hurls a flask of HF acid onto the beast.>It screeches like a kaiju, the steel facade under latex and fake fur sizzling.>"Come with me if you want to live." He says, leading them to the one officer able to help; Officer Stoutwell
>>3894322Shit, i missed a lot
>>3894316>OC writes a fic this horribly written>asks comic to read it>this makes comic quit
>>3894332Are you saying July evolved out of that?That the Lewdy Hopps idea I came up with to allow people to want to fuck the bun without cucking Nick, spawned that comic and story?Wow, that's heavy.
>>3894370oh, thanks a bunch!
>>3894370>>3894332fukkin rad, ty anons
>>3894406I know, right? It feels good being the spark that ignites the flame.
>>3894388I've had a lot of free time lately
http://pastebin.com/FFEjg92uI figured out an idea.Have a teaser.Enjoy?
>>3894233>That night, Finnick ate that entire carrot cake all alone in his room.>The mob had made a shantytown outside of the inn.>Oh geez, they were out for blood.>Why had he said that?>Finnick slept very uneasily that night, because he didn't know what to expect when he walked back outside.>The next morning, Finnick had an idea.>The mob was after him in a bunny costume, but they weren't after a fennec fox.>He took off the costume, put it in his bag, and checked out of the inn.>When he walked outside, the mob was eagerly waiting.>Not for him of course, they didn't know who he was.>If anything, they thought that he might have been a victim of that awful racist bunny.>"Did you see that awful racist bunny Mr. fennec fox?" said one bunny.>"Did he assault you?" said another.>Finnick cleared his throat and said in a meek and high pitched voice "Oh yes, it was awful! I was lucky to get away from that guy with my life! I have to leave now, I can't risk running into him again!">He pretended to cry as he walked through the crowd in the direction of the train station.>That had worked.>Behind him, the mob was beginning to consider raiding the inn.>Suckers.>When the train pulled up, and the doors opened, Finnick immediately saw Nick in the doorway.>He boarded the train and sat down.>Nick sat down next to him.>"So how'd it go little guy? Where's your costume?">"That costume in no longer welcome there.">"Ooh, what happened?">"Let's just say that they hate racist bunnies way more than they do foxes.">"But do they hate foxes?">"No you dumbasss, I even ran into one that was a baker there. You'll be fine.">"Sweet. Thanks Finnick, you've been a big help to me.">"Oh and Nick">"Yeah">"He's that $13 I owe you"FIN
>>3894439Well I haven't been in the threads for a while. I just assumed that you were still updating the imgur. Oh well, i like catching up
>>3894406you came up with Lewdy Hopps?you are a Saint anon! have a bun
>>3894382F U C K H E R
>>3894117>I want Ozzy to date Martina while entirely unaware she's Marty.She's Marty's SISTER. I think you're confused.
>>3894382F R I E N D Z O N E
>>3892863i'm here mostly for the lewds, but comfy is acceptable
>>3894493Hey no problem, it was just that first post because everyone was going "I want to lewd the bun, but wildehopps is sancrosact"The real kudos goes to the fic writers and such.
>>3894253That's pretty real, famalam>>3894046Yeah, but honestly even if Calvin doesn't win Labjers affection that way - and I really fucking doubt he will - that's not necessarily going to stop him. That boy needs therapy.
>>3890877>>3891000And Calvin gave him one of his old shirts as a gift, how considerate
>>3894516>>3894568I'm okay with both options.