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Zootopia Thread: Ear Wiggle Edition

Pastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
Booru: zoo.booru.org
Archive: ztarchive.com
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So bunny culture is obviously sex positive. Very sex positive. It makes me wonder if they have any weird traditions though? Not even necessarily sex itself. Like how some cultures celebrate sex in some way but it doesn't involve actual sex, or have something they do when they're getting it on that's tradition.
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>>3862159
Weird ceremonies would reduce how many babies you can make in a shorter time period
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>>3862115
Will you be doing requests again in the near future, Saine?
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>>3862159
like quinceaneras?
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>>3862159
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>>3862188
That's just to give girls their "special day" where they wear a pretty dress while being doted on by everyone so they don't expect that shit at their wedding.
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>>3862159
>>3862188
I'm sure a bunny's
first bounce house is a very special thing for them
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>>3862159
>sex positive

Depends a great deal on what's meant by this.
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>>3862202
the fuck? quinceaneras originally were a celebration that meant the girls was a respectable girl of marriageable age numbnuts
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>>3862223
Yeah, and in the modern era with weddings being $10,000+ affairs, the purpose of the ceremony has changed a bit.
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>>3862183
If it's simple enough I might take one now. Do you have something in mind or are you just asking?
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>>3862159
Like that dick festival in japan? Kanamara Matsuri?
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>>3862243
Just some Desmond and Molly, in honor of the great work the /co/ jannie does.
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>>3862240
well yes, but that's IRL, we're talking zooverse here, applying modern standards to it make it kinda boring, don't you think?
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Who was making that lewd weaver stuff?
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>>3862182
Cmon now, just because they CAN fill the world with rabbits effortlessly doesn't mean they're trying to. They're just really efficient when they want to do the deed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKPhjkw3Y84
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>>3862282
The Nameless Lewder.
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You know what's sad? The 5th movie would have been better if John McClain had teamed up with an animated rabbit.

Even if they called it Die Hard With A Furry Vengence.
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Can anyone explain what happened in the last thread? People praising mods and a couple of deleted posts, what did I miss?
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>>3862318
Spideranon payed us a visit. E
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>>3862311
>not furrious anger
anon plz

>>3862318
spidey got b&hammered
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>>3862318
Spiderman spammer got banned.
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>>3862318
Hotpockets has been shutting down /ztg/ threads on /co/ for no reason other than that they're about a furry movie. Nearly all in literally minutes.

Thus the /co/ migration to /trash/ continues.
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I wonder if the next movie is going to hint that Clawhauser ships them. He's the perfect character for it.
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>>3862325
Whaat? Don't you appreciate references to classic Brendan Fraiser movies where he gets an animal bite to the balls at least once?
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>>3862242
Where to get both the toys, especially the bunny one?
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How do I get more guys?

I watched the movie, and enjoyed it so much that it zoomed by me in a blur of excitement.

I want more but...how? How do I fill this void?
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>>3862284
Oh cool, Cyriak finally made a new animation, wondered when he was gonna get on that
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>>3862358
Watch it numerous times.
Then write fanfiction about it.
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>>3862347
>Don't you appreciate references to classic Brendan Fraiser movies
Of course I do, buuuuuddy *clicking tongue noises*
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>>3862358
I mostly survive off thread oc stuff. Love the hell out of Weavers Pack Street stuff atm.
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Little under two months to Japanese dub.
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Are we REALLY not going to get a Fem-Weaverlope titjob?
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>>3862334
so Clawhauser is basically all of /ztg/? Does that mean he writes comfy and none-comfy/lewd fics about Judy and Nick?
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>>3862388
I approve this comparison
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>>3862388
Clawhauser is WAY more innocent than us.
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>>3862420
probably, Mr. 420
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>>3862388
>Clawhauser will never get a fit cheetah gf who loves to use him as a comfy pillow
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>>3862429
>gf
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>>3862152
WHY IS THIS NOT ANIMATED ANYWAY
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>>3862257
I started to draw it but I'm just not feeling it tonight. Sorry anon.
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might as well
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>>3862475
Ah well. Maybe later when you feel better, Saine.
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>>3862429
>not bf
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>>3862455
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>>3862486
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>>3862381
It's a crime, anon.
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>>3862506
PHUCK DA POPO
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>>3862486
>Stuffed with cream
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>>3862494
That sort of a cute antelope, I guess. If you don't have anything else going on at the time.
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>>3862506
Hurray, no penises messing up the view of chesticals
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>>3862420
He has Milkshake on his official Disney spotify playlist. He's the most sexual of all the predators.
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I finally made something that I take pride in!
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>>3862486
Can we get some Honeybuns filled with cream please?
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>>3862532
the fuck is that in the upper right corner?
Is that a bun giving a blowjob?
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>>3862152
>>3862493
Fine I'll do it
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>>3862543
Thanks for focusing on the ACTUAL piece of art..

But yes.. yes it is..
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>>3862549
Thanks anonymous. I was actually halfway through doing it myself.
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Give some requests.
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>>3862563
Kkanga lewds, please. You draw her real well, Gud.
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>>3862563
nick getting tackled by two wolves
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>>3862563
Clawhauser and Gideon getting mad about donuts and pies.
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>>3862549
You didn't even leave the middle ear flap. That's essential.
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>>3862493
>>3862549

source?
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>>3862551
you're keking the life out of me anon
but seriously, it's good, yet I swore to protect Nick's smile, so now I have to kill you
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Do eggs as we know them even exist in Zootopiaverse?
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>>3862577
No I think that would slow it down too much
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>>3862563
You having to react to your younger cousin being attracted to you, and your goaty scent
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>>3862580
Here, you'll need this
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>>3862584
That depends on whether or not anthro birds are a thing I guess.
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>>3862584
obviously, don't preds eat poultry and fish?
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>>3862597
That's never explained, I'd assume tofu and a load of gummy vitamins
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NO DISTRACTIONS!
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Thoughts on seth's comics so far?
I think his style isn't dirty enough to fap to but it will be really cute
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>>3862584
They have cakes and ice cream. That implies eggs and milk. I don't think any of the official stuff has gone into details about that, though, and I don't think they'd need to.

Personally, I'm fine with the mammal/non-mammal split being as absolute as the human/non-human split. Lizards, birds and bugs as livestock. I forget which fancomic had a milk advert with "from union cows" on it, but I'm OK with the concept. Although do we even see cows in the film?
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I found this on here awhile ago, the fuck is it?
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>>3862614
still have to kill you anon, but like I mentioned it good
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it might not be good, but hey, it's mine
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>>3862631
someone wrote about a punisher style vigilante
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I wonder if Manchas had a profile on the Zootopian equivalent of grindr...
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>>3862615
once they start fuckin I'll definitely fap
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>>3862645
well, it IS good, the heads and expressions are anyway, but the fox needs to eat
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>>3862614
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>>3862590
BOOM
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Well goodnight thread, drunk anon signing off again. Hope that you all have nice rests and even nicer days.
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>>3862486
>>3862494
I know I'm in the minority, but I'm just not into big areolas.
Not to say that I want to deny other's of their preference.
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>>3862690
That's awesome. Thanks
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>>3862590
>>3862703
I redid it to fix that flickering.
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>>3862713
Lucky for you that's easily fixed
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>>3862735
You should have made the flickering worse.
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>>3862730
No problem I'm happy to shit up images in paint.net with tools I just discovered and slap on random kanji
if you desire and further visual shitposts simply direct them to me
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>>3862736
Ahh.
The best part of waking up.
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>>3862736
>>3862713
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>>3862736
I want some honey blend please.
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>>3862736
>>3862755
Thank you God.
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>>3862736
>>3862755
Literally too kind. When's the next Pack Street comic/story eh? Maybe tease who it's about?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQSYo_pC-QA
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>>3862814
My eyes say no but my mind says YES.
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>>3862808
Next story will be about Ozzy for sure, as well as someone else

I'm not sure yet who the second character is, still in the planning stages, but possibly Avo

Then I'll do one more story to hopefully wrap up the basic character introductions
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anyone have the webm of Judy watching Judy in the microwave?
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>>3862831
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>>3862831
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>>3862822
Awesome, I really do enjoy your work. Looking forward to more.
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>>3862814
Is that a filthy human hand rubbing his fur? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Did this a while back, still proud of it.
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I desire to see lewd Avo. Probably oral, because that wouldn't reveal Avo's gender one way or another.
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>>3862928
I desire a fuckin Mcgriddle go get me one
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>>3862563
A photo of Ted and his family getting rid of a spider.

Except because it's Australia the Spider is the size of a car and Ted is riding it while all his other family members have spears.
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>>3862939

But anon, you can't fuck a mcgriddle.
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>>3862971
Actually you can, you can eat one too.
Mcgriddles - 2
Avo - 0
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>>3862928
Would you rather Avo or FemWeaver
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>>3862584
I really don't know. I think the biggest mistake they made when making Zootopia was excluding birds and reptiles as food animals and pets.
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I demand lore on what gross bullshit Avo does to style their fur, while living a poverty life.
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It's a christmas miracle because I actually drew another thing in a 24 hour period

I even drew TWO things and this is only the first
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>>3862982
I disagree with you. It isn't a mistake as they had originally planned to add them, but couldn't due to message clarity and time constraints.
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>>3862995
and then this one
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>>3862981
Yes.
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>>3863000
Poor Gud. When will these busty ungulates respect his desire for men, and leave him alone?
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>>3862981

i would avo, because they might be male and i am a huge fag, as i'm sure no one is surprised to hear around here

then again if avo and femweaver made out i wouldn't exactly go out of my way to avoid saving it...
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>>3863000
>>3862995
This is just generic furry stuff anon. I don't want to be obtuse, but you might want to focus your attention on Zootopia characters.
There is plenty of regular fur threads if that's what suits your fancy.
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>>3862380
It carudda husterr sreeethartu!
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>>3863015
>This is just generic furry stuff anon. I don't want to be obtuse, but you might want to focus your attention on Zootopia characters.
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>>3863024
>>3863027
Sorry, I don't mean to start any flame war, hope you guys are having fun, I'm just anxious we won't be much different from other /trash/ threads if we focus on OC too much, that's all.
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>>3863015
On one hand you're right

on the other hand: no
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>>3863015
I mean, yeah probably. I don't really like zootopia proportions, and there's only a few characters/oc's that have proportions that are appealing to me.

>>3863048
Oh, wait, you're just talking about how they're oc's. I do want to actually answer you in a non-asshole way because you seem to be genuine in your concern, but really, I disagree with the idea that oc's are somehow bad on a fundamental level.
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Hello, you've reached drawfag helpline, how may I help?
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>>3863111
Hi, I want to know how I can stay relevant in a thread that moves a mile a minute and has so many other active and better skilled drawfags than me.
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>>3863111
How do I suppress the intense urge to commit suicide when I draw?
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Did I miss Mead's latest July comic?
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>>3863130
He hasn't posted it yet.
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>>3863111
How do I stop being frustrated and instead love drawing like I used to?

>>3863092
Oc's are cool and really help with world building.
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>>3863092
Thanks, anon. I absolutely agree with you OCs are a great way to explore the world, my concern was fox using on them too much, sorry if you got an impression I'm somehow bashing you for sharing your art, that's not what I meant at all.
It's just if we ditch Zoootpia proportions and content too much and too often, the blurred line between FA gallery and Zootopia threads, which is already blurred, might disappear st all. I'm afraid this will also make these threads indistinguishable from thousands of furry fandom discussions found in any corner of the Internet.
That being said, having Friends like sitcom set in Zootopia is absolutely amazing thing to have, but using it as an example, it had grown so big it might as well have its own thread. I'm not suggesting it, just hoping to get my point across. Sorry, I want to stress I really don't want to aggravate anyone, just urge us to seek balance and keep these threads special. Too little actual Zootopia and the magic might disappear, that's basically what I meant.
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Nick Wilde: The teen years.
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>>3863166
>Implying he would need to apologize for that text.
>Implying they're not constantly fucking.
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>>3863166
Nick is not for incest.
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>>3863117
Hello, thank you for your call. You seem to be missattributing your art priorities. Consider whether you enjoy drawing and creative process - these factors are the cornerstone of artists psyche.
Relevance shouldn't be a priority as much as experiencing joy and growth from being able to or one's thoughts on a paper, no matter how poorly one think they art is. Continue creating, quality will come naturally.
If you're interested in responses only, we recommend lewds.
Next caller.>>3863124
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>>3863140
Do you have the last one?
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>>3863182
>Nick is not for incest.
>laughing mrs.wilde.png
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>>3863178
I'm more interested in them crossing boundaries than watching a scenario in which it's already well established and comfortable.
The breaking of the taboo is the best part.
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>>3863124
Hello, this is a normal stage during early steps of learning how to draw, indicating you're moving it the right direction and have the ambition to improve.
Do not attempt to still this feeling - this is a natural response to cognitive mismatch between the imagine in one's mind and underdeveloped muscle memory to effortlessly translate the thoughts on paper.
Channel this frustration into drawing by the way of either drawing purposedly carelessly, doing the exercises too fast to release the tension before attempting to focus and redoing them properly.
Take breaks and lightly exercise 2-3 times during the day 15-20 push-ups and squats will release excess energy and improve blood flow, allowing creative energy to flow unobstructed and focuses on drawing instead of feeling of anguish.
Next caller.
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>>3863166

do white people really text eachother from different rooms of the same house
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>>3863238
>eating shaved pork
What makes you think they're white?
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>>3863238
ye
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>>3863145
Hello, is your frustration related to lack of progress or otherwise obstructions pertinent to the drawing process or did you stop enjoying drawing due to external factors?
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>>3863248
Lack of progress mostly, getting better with faces but constructing bodies puts me through a loop. Honestly backgrounds and proportions too.
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>>3863284
I give those lips an 8.5/10. Would smooch. I'm sure someone will demand they be thicker though.
>UHHHH THICKER
>that's not REAL thick
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>>3862615
He's the one doing the Finnick and Nick one right?

The first page makes me wince a bit, but that's just artistry problems, not anything to do with plot.
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>>3863254
Than you. Please revisit >>3863234 for the general advice.
Do accept the fact learning pace varies from person to person. While natural affinity does lay a role in this, one of the biggest obstacles on this path is that there is no correct way of learning how to draw, which makes composing anlearning programme rather difficult. Books and tutorials generally believed to be helpful to majority of people might be useless for some. There had been an example of a person who was unable to grasp construction rules as laid out by Loomis', instead relying on their natural knack for sighting, which allowed them to eventually catch up after excessive practice.
Experiment with different books, tutorials and guides - drop wha doesn't work and keep what does, blend learning techniques from different materials, explore different tutorials on subjects that interest you - same material can be explained in a variety of ways and only one of them might work for you.

Above all, even if you get lucky with material selection, you will reach a plateau - it might come in the first months of drawing or years later. Keep pushing - this is a trial of sorts which eliminates those who are unable to exhibit dedication and commitment. Keep going even as you see no progress because it will come when you don't expect it and you'll be surprised to see you've reached new horizons unbeknownst to yourself.
Next caller.
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>>3863354
Thank suicide hotline person, you are a cool dude or dudette.
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>>3863284
You look like a tramp.
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>>3863385
Why are you so mean huh?
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>>3863373
Your feedback has been duly noted, and we hope that we've not lost you as a loyal drawfag.
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>>3863385
Kek
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>>3863385
I can't help it
like anon said, my lips are just naturally this color
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>>3863166
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>>3863450
Do the other lips match?
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What did he mean by this?
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>>3863485
I don't actually know but I want to see the other pages if they're all with this translation.
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>>3863450

see a doctor immediately ma'am
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I'm vaguely tempted to write a highly unrealistic, purely-fetish-fueled fic where male bunnies have no refractory period, and basically no limits on how much they can cum.

Poor Jude has issues with premature ejaculation... And since he's a bunny, he can make quite a mess. His fox partner decides she's going to milk him dry for once so they can get things done, or be overfilled with cum trying.
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>>3863450
Damn Weaver got some dick sucking lips.
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>>3863528
It appears to be supernatural in nature. If you remove it, it just reappears again only in even more spots. Just compare this "natural" eye shadow that wasn't there before. There's no telling what would happen if you kept trying to remove this strange "natural" gloss.
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>>3863450
those horns are awfully big for a female

there better be no shenanigans happening here
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>>3863539
Wow, that's a rude way to talk about a nice lady.
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>>3863450
You'll look like a decent lady if i can help it.
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>>3863551
You're right, I sincerely apologize for letting my baser instincts do the talking there. I respect and value Weaver's wonderful artistic contributions to the thread.
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Not enough Judy posts...

It's almost like these threads are full of faggots.
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>>3863561
>>3863541
I want to get off this ride right now.
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>>3863561
Well that took a turn.
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>>3863571
I post Judy all the time though. I'm also a faggot.
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Reminder
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>>3863561
>weaver still has no eyes
D E E P E S T L O R E
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>>3863616
It's from all that failure he was eating in grammar school.
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>>3863571
Have Judy with Judy to help satisfy you.
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>>3863650
When do we get Judy with Jude?
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>>3863616
Well yeah, once you lose an eye it's gone.

>>3863668
Judy x every single one of her siblings when?
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>>3863668
Look at my post, now look at this one: >>3863650
The Judy behind her is now Jude.
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>>3863311
i knew it
i definitely heard someone say
THICKER
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>>3863675
WEAVER

STOP
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>>3863686
It's too late. WEAVER, THAT'S NOT REAL THICK.
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>>3863675
MORE THICK GIVES ME MORE DICK!

Seriously stop, my mailbox is full of wang, and I can't read my letters.
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>>3863703
wew lad
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Looks like the /co/ thread got deleted. We might be all that's left.
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>>3863703
OH MY
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>organizing folders
>see this
who?
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>>3863650
You're going to need to do better than that...
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>>3863734
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>>3863738
DELET
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Alright so that's dark but also pretty funny
https://youtu.be/_BMd66WRh9g?t=1m6s

>Inb4 timestamp doesn't work, it's 1:06
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>>3863703
MY DESIRE FOR FEMWEAVALOPE GROWS, WHO PRODUCED THIS MASTERPIECE
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>>3863739
You're right, have three Judies to make up for it.
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>>3862334
Clawhauser's gay, dude.
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>>3863675
MORE
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>>3862486
Hi Weaver. Why are you still on fourch?
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>>3863748
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>>3863674
Weird, I expected Jude to be the submissive one.
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>>3863510
>>3863485
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>>3863757
where the fuck else would I be
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>>3863760
You think that's strange?

Look at my post, now this one: >>3863650
Now back to mine. Now >>3863674
Now here again, and finally back to >>3863650

The Judy and Jude have changed places. Judy is now playing with Jude's tiny rabbit dick behind her paw.
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>>3863311
>KABEDON
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>>3863765
[spoiler]aych[/spoiler]
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>>3863795
ahahahahahahahaahaha

I made my answer to that plea
ten fucking years ago
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>>3863764
Is it just me or does every single one of these japanese import comics revolve around some weird dance of sexual tension where some one is like "oh hey pal, dtf?" (apparently in jest or something) and the other character just blushes or goes tsundere and then it just bounces back and forwards until either nothing happens or one of them admits that they have, gasp, some sort of ambiguous feeling! and then everyone blushes and it ends. Every single time.
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>>3863817
>A FUCKING DECADE
that's still sinking in, jesus christ
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>>3863817
k den enjoy wallowing in shitstain society

glad you're still around tho
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>>3863813
so amorally
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I got pissed playing Overwatch today.

Any requests?
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>>3863820
Agreed, those tropes are far too prevalent

just fuck already
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>>3863840
Nick getting tackled by two wolves who look horny
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>>3863840
Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau?
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>>3863840
I hope you didn't yell at your friends or anything.
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>>3863840
A fat honey badger delivering Mr. Big's super tiny pizza on a scooter.
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>>3863840
Gideon and Travis running naked from a barn with their clothing in front their crotches. With Stu on their heels with his fox taser
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>>3863840
Sure, could you read this? http://archiveofourown.org/works/7336597
I was inspired in part by your bonda-

Oh wait, for drawings?

Bunanon and Red sleeping peacefully together, with Red drooling on her.
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>>3863843
Anon they want to but they both understand it'll taint their friendship.

Or something.
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>>3863840
Shock collar Nick have sexual intercourse with Judy
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>>3863703
Seriously who fucking drew this delicious Weaverlope?
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>>3863887
no idea, but who ever drew it killed my dick with an od. It could not handle the level off lewd.
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I'd be Benjamin's valentine
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>>3863997
I'd ride his tiny cheetah peetah
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>>3862847
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>>3864011
take pix
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>>3864030
I'd make amateur sex videos with him if he was real
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>>3863840
>>3863870
Seconding Bunanon and Red sleeping with Bun getting drooled on.
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>>3864030
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>>3863840
gideon with a harem of hundreds of isoceles bunnyboys, while travis looks on sadly
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>>3863857
I'm a fairly decent Hanzo
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So these guys are in Zootopia, and on Pack Street. Lets say that they're otters.

What would happen if they interacted with everyone else?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zHZrgzFkqc
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>>3864157
Alec I liked when you cuddled Charlie. I would like for you to be cuddled by all the Pack Streeters now. That is all.
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>>3864157
needs ver where the bow is being shot instead
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>>3863449
That was adorable.
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>>3864168
Whoa now, do you think Alec is some kind of massive cuddle slut? Also that's a lot of dudes to draw.
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>>3864174
What the fuck?

>>3863858
Well, not really

>>3864168
Weaver pls, my heart will melt from all that comf
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>>3863840
I'm probably too late, but that scene in the Simpson in which Lisa and Bart reconcile together during the Hockey match and that finishes in riot. I want that same kind of scene except with Judy and Nick.

>inb4: It will finish with a metaphoric fanart that is about how people will react if Judy and Nick are just platonic friends in the sequel
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>>3864218
it's perfect
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>>3864183
... that glorious human heresy.
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>>3864247
>>3864218
Classic. That's some Looney Tunes shit.
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>>3863449
Something about Judy's neck looks really strange in panel 6
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>>3864255
her snoot is so goddamn boopable

her cheeks are so goddamn smooshable
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>>3864218
Which Pack Streeter would you like to cuddle most _after_ Charlie then
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>>3864274
>you will never do either of those things
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>browsed zootopia threads last night drunk
>Don't remember any of it
I just want the comf
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anyone got the weasel dick picture?
the picture of duke's weasel dick?
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>>3864284
I just wanna cuddle her, scratch her ears and tell her it will be ok.
T.T
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>>3864310
I want somebody to do that to me.
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>>3864283
Oh boy... um...

I mean... I still like Marty
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>>3864319
>liking Marty
This is like whatever the species version of Nepotism is. Marty has 0 good traits but you just want to cuddle him because he's a tube mammal like you.
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>>3864344
>Marty has 0 good traits but you just want to cuddle him because he's a tube mammal like you.
Wow dude, that's a fucked up thing to say.
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>>3864344
I just happen to like small mammals, that's all.
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>>3864344
Being well read
Having a soft effeminate side (which he suppresses)
Small and cuddle-able
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>>3864317
Selfish cunt
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>>3864356
It's also true. Marty is trash.
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>>3864374
That's rude, anon.

I just wanna be the bun.

I'm sure the economy of snoot boops and ear scratches can handle it.
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>>3863840
saw you reblogged an hypnosis gif from manyakis, and since erotic hypnosis is bassiclly mind bondage could you draw some going on with Judy and Nick? Perphabs Nick using it on Judy to make her feel roped and bound when in truth there is not a single rope on her. Mind over matter man
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>>3863820
>Is it just me or does every single __ japanese __ comic revolve around some weird dance of sex
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>>3864424
that's now how you wear a helmet you dumb bunny.
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Does anyone have the rest of NL PB & J comic?
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>>3864394
jazz hands!
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Reminder that sneks will be the true villains of the next movie
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>>3864442
I hope not.

I've had enough of Snek Ladies after Xcom 2
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>>3863820
Japan has deeply fucked up sexual mores.
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>>3863820
They're not all movies. One was an episode of The Commish.
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>>3864466
This is a wholesome picture.
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>>3864468
>lets try to get along
>by talking about killing animals and eating their corpses
yeah, fuck you
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>>3864478
Aww that's pretty cute
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>>3864442
Reminder that Calvin will ruin Labjer's life with his thirst and he should be punched for it.
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Hungry for buns?
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>>3864542
Trash panda is the real one to blame.
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>>3864542
Didn't trash panda say there were no rules against it?
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>>3864434
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>>3864543
humpable
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>>3864421
source of pic?
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>>3864559
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>>3864542
handlebars please leave

tristan will never love you
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>>3864542
>He should be punched
>Not that he should stop
I see.
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>>3864421
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>>3864565
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>>3864567
2nd, she blew her chance. Also Labjer is kind of a creepo anyway.

Is it wrong that I just want them all to wind up alone anymore?
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>>3864627
josh please leave

people will always love eachother
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>>3864627
I want Calvin to get absolutely WRECKED by Josh's giant rhino cock in a way that will ruin him for any other male.
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>>3864641
Can I get next on the giant rhino cock wreckening?
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>>3864636
Yeah, they will. That doesn't mean the feeling is always mutual, or reciprocated. Entropy pulls everything apart.
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>>3864641
>>3864654
Josh is the son of Wreck-it-Rhino.
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posting comfy
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>>3863863
I'm still surprised there's no "roll in the hay" art of those two.
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>>3863703
>>3863887
I'm...I'm almost certain that's a Chumpy...
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>>3864665
>puts a quarter on the cabinet
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>>3864542
>>3864571
>>3864641
I'm on my phone so I don't have my Marten Luther picture, but just know that you three need jesus
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>>3864673
>>3864675
>>3864681
>>3864683
But that's not really comfy anon
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>>3864688
Chumpy doesn't draw lewds, least of all buxom antelope titties.
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Any more Zootopia jerboas?
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>>3864542
>Beaver doesn't throw away the pastor
>He resells it
>To Calvin
>Calzone tries to use it on Tristan
>Handelbars convinces Tristan to give her the drink because she's a bitch and doesn't want to lose the bet she made with trashpanda
>Handelbars drinks it
>She becomes a slut for an entire dorm
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>>3864700
I'd be okay with this.
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>>3864692
you've clearly been misled. Look at all this comfy.
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>>3864700
And then Handelbars gets everyone expelled for rape when the pastor wears off.
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>>3864562
cant help you there, its an older image I had saved
there's like 3 of those crossovers by now anyway
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What if we get a Zootopia tv show?

In flash animation?
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>>3864725
Not if calvin dumps all the pastor into the drink so that by the time it wears off she'll have been mind broken by all the dicks in her ass.
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>>3864698
I would be drawing comfy Zootopia jerboa snuggles (with larger preds), but I started lounging around in the buff and can't even be arsed to start my laundry.
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>>3864696
Yeah, He doesnt draw lewds...THAT WE KNOW OF
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>>3864746
post pics
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>>3864731
>This picture
I always hated that kind of shit when two females tease one male because it made them bitches sluts with no brain. It feels like that was made by or for someone who happens to be a fucking autistic virgin or kind of.
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If I destroy the overwatch servers, do we get First-Request anon back?
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What if both partners in a relationship drink pastor
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>>3864711

this shit made me really hate byron.

wonderful world, broken from the start, and that fucking device that puts jigsaw games to shame, and he bieleved in it, he truly bieleved common folk would want to watch this, if he got away with this he'd be lynched.
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>>3862491
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>>3864768
Life is chill and Zootopia is beautiful. Have you tried not being a predator? I mean, I'm not prejudiced, but foxes are objectively the worst.
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>>3864767
It'd have to be a small dose so they come down from it and remember to feed themselves/ each other.
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>>3864673
>>3864675
>>3864681
>>3864706
>>3864722
>>3864729
The singular Nick pose being used for reference is surreally amusing.
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>>3864730
OK Thanks
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>>3864758
>It feels like that was made by or for someone who happens to be a fucking autistic virgin or kind of.
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>>3864767
An anon complains about it.
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>>3864779
>foxes
>not weasels
whatever you say, bun bun.
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>>3864757
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>>3864746
>comfy Zootopia jerboa snuggles (with larger preds)

I need this in my life.
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>>3864794
Mustelids are master race.
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I haven't seen it posted before
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Overseas numbers are updated, another $2.3M added for weekend #21. Only 2M to go to pass a hobbit.
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>>3864795
oh, das hot

>>3864804
Tell me about the hoofers again, grandpa.
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>>3864811

me too.

source?
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>>3864758
That face is adorable, is there a full version of this?
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>>3864829

this one's fom artbook though.
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>Nick and Judy have a picknick.
>A rival off mr. Bigs they think they are part off mr. Big's family.
>They shoot at the two, Judy dies instantly and Nick is injured.
>When Nick gets out off the hospital he swears revange.
>Nick has become the Punisher
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>>3864829
This is really fucking pretty, but pic related, there's gonna be a car crash.
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>>3864804
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Do rabbits really share that much?
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>>3864821
>Tell me about the hoofers again, grandpa.

They're all garbage, GARBAGE!

Even the squeakers and stupid hick bunnies are better than all the hoofers.
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>>3864816
The Hobbit sucked, I nearly fell asleep the first and only time I watched it
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>>3864858
Of course.

It's tradition.
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>>3864841
Wasn't this a fic? I swear this was a fic...
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>>3864821
Thanks. I've been working out
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>>3864834
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>>3864854
CHICKEN!
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>>3864854
Mustelids are the best dancers.
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I want to go to bunnyburrow and see how many rabbits I could fight at once.
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>>3864870
>Reminder that we will never see BSP

TSF was the right choice though
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>>3864868
I just want Zootopia to hit 24th because that way it stays in the top 25 when Finding Dory rushes by.
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>>3864879
Thank you =)
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>>3864902
But anon, what about Monoa and Star Wars Rogue One?
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>>3864879
OH GOD NO

I bet this was Nick's idea.
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>>3864895
All of them.

Bunnies aren't just dumb, they're also all weak and meek.
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>>3864909
Moana is going to be shit. Hopefully it flops.

Star Wars is garbage but retards keep throwing money at the franchise.
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>>3864786
Nick: So how come you're not going to get in uniform?
Judy: I already did, the metermaid jacket isn't what I wear anymore, do you want one?
Nick: No thanks!
Judy: I'm glad you made it! But listen Nick, I need to ask a favor of you, friend to friend.
Nick: You can't stop me from pouring cactus juice into the punch bowl, our guys could use a break.
Judy: You have to let go of the past Nick and move beyond your mistakes and regrets like I did.
Nick: Well this isn't the first time you've been patronizing *shit eating smug smile* Alright, Carrots.
Nick: So where's your phone, don't you want someone to record our wedding?
Bogo: Record what?
Nick: Oh, you know, wasted officers from the cactus juice, all 275 of her siblings showing up and making a mess of the place? You know, the whole wedding shebang?
Bogo: ...where do you think we are?
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>>3864909
We can deal with that when we get to it.
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>>3864933
god DAMN it
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>>3864951
props for the shadow shifting as well

that's good shit.
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>>3864933
>Hopefully it flops.
your aggressive attitude showcases your lack of enlightment.
You should concentrate on the positivity received from Zootopia instead of angrily hoping everything else fails.
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>>3864951
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>>3864963
hehe
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>>3864854
>>3864951
>>3864963
this is humanity's legacy
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>>3864894
naww
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>>3864951
>>3864963
Mustelids invented breakdancing.
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>>3864978
More cardio than Clawhauser gets in a month
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>>3864933

different times anon, you forgot there's also Marvel Disney bought, animation is not their focus anymore, just safe bets.
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>d i s t i l l e d f e e l i n g s


ただの友達


絶望
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>>3864978
That fat faggot feline can't even dance. He just spun around in a circle.
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>>3864939
Didn't think that after a decade an old TV episode could make me sad again
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>>3864989
>Arizona Green Tea

wut?
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>>3864963
dere he go
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>>3864992
neither can you, but he's confident enough to go out and genuinely enjoy himself in the company of other people
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>>3865002
>he's not an arizona iced out boy
>emotional shorties 2002

MAKAVELLI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrQWhFysPKY
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VIXENS
I
X
E
N
S
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>>3865029
Angel, Cherry, and Nilla are cute as hell.
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>>3865029
I want to feel their tiny feet all over my body...
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>>3865032
wait, they've been given names in the artbook or you're just making it up?
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>>3865042
Not them but I think those were the names Zistopia used for them.
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>>3865042
Zistopia AU, I dunno if it stems from the artbook or not.

That said they're still super qt
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>>3865035
Dat's Kinky.
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>>3862198
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>>3865004
There's a difference between being confident and being oblivious to your own shortcomings, anon.
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>>3865107
>bikinis
Yes please. More. More please. Yes.
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>>3865107
>Warthog and Meerkat butlers
Probably the best job Timon and Pumbaa have had in years.
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>>3865110
yes there is
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>>3865124
Didn't notice. 10/10 post, anon
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oh and here
have this before I forget
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>>3865151
Oh fuck, Weaver, you shouldn't be making me want to fuck your weird alternate reality genderswapped self, man.

But I would totally tap that.
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>>3865151
needs more oversized areola
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>>3865151
T H I C C
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>>3865190
Hopps, that's salt.
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>>3865190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS7nqwGt4-I
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>>3865190
>"I don't enjoy it so nobody else should be able to!"
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>>3865190
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>ywn run your hands over the toned abs of a bunny cop
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>>3865035
>Soft arctic vixen paw pads caressing your skin

Yes please.
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>>3865223
Fuck that, give me all the wolves.
All of them.
I want a big gay wolf pile all over my body.
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>>3865223
>tfw you run your greasy hands over the filthy keyboard to shitpost
how did it feel, anon?
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>>3865223
>ywn have your head crushed like ostrich egg between powerful bunny thighs
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>>3865209
>that mspaint cum
Is this the original or did someone get triggered that Nick has a human cock in this picture?
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>>3865230
>tongue riding

YES
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>>3865234
post rare wolves
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>>3865223
I'm so gonna propose again the /fit/ Zootopia at the next Thematic Thursday poll
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>>3865223
>you will never press your face against your pregnant bunny wife's fluffy dewlap
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>>3865256
Why even live.
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>>3864951
What a magnificent creature.
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>>3864320
Mead hates us anon. We have to post paws to appease him
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>>3865223
>ywn run your penis over the untoned flabs of a cheetah cop
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>>3865277
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How is everyone today? I'm still dying from a cold.

Too lazy to drive to get cold medicine. I'll suffer with dignity, damn it.
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>>3865294
I have work in 2 and a half hours.
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>>3865277
>>3865284
Kill yourself.
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>>3865263
he loves us very much and posts his comics here despite all the faggotry posting on opinion on which we will never hear because he is mature enough not to engage in the shitfest going here
how can other people even compete
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>>3865294
>I'm still dying
I CAN'T BELIEVE ANON'S FUCKING DEAD
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>>3865298
You poor bastard.
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>>3865277
>>3865284
I bet he has the softest fupa
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>>3865284
From a generous anon who may or may not have been CARL
I don't know, it's hard to tell just from text
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>>3865263
Fox paws?
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>>3865309
ZOMBIE ANON?!
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>>3865294
Dude get some Ibuprofen, perfect against fever
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>>3865318
jesus christ how horrifying
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I actually like Clawhauser's character for his fuzzy personality, but people who post Clawhauser lewds are among the worst, would honestly prefer Spiderman spam to this
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>>3864992

Aw look, it's this miserable cunt who has nothing going for him in life, so he has to pick on a CG character.
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>>3865336
>>3865318
Nick's got some Jaws Mouth shit.
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>>3865337
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>>3865328
What good would Ibuprofen do him, Squilliam
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>>3865337
Clawhauserfags are by far the worst posters.
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>>3865301
Don't be so shy anon, I know you want to be wedged between those two on that couch.
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>>3865313

Yes. Yes I do like the sound of that.
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>>3865316
shouldn't the head be pinkish, like his tongue
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>>3865356

No, that would be you.
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>>3865004
>>3865339
your autisms are both adorable.
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>>3865218
Oh god, where does a post go when it gets deleted from /trash/? Is there a /doubletrash/? How far does this go?
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>>3865190
>When the shitposter complaining about the image gets more (You)s than than the image itself
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>>3865382
it's tortoises all the way down.
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>>3865387
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>>3865365
dick super buried
hot as fuck
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>>3865387
>Kill yourself
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>>3865383
>not liking what I like is shitposting
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>>3865387
It's just pure edge-shock-value.

And somebody probably fapped to it.
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>>3864758
>I always hated that kind of shit when two females tease one male because it made them bitches sluts with no brain.
harem route is best route dumbass
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>>3865318
>No pawpads
Mead's never coming back
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>>3865387
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>>3865252
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>>3865406
No, but that was.
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>>3865402

Plus heating him giggle and squirm as you play with his body. Fucking yum.
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>>3865402
>>3865365
>>3865358
>>3865316
>>3865313
>>3865284
>>3865277
Keep your disgusting fat fetish shit in it's containment threads.
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>>3865449
you mean, like this one?
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>>3865309
Oh no. No, no, no.

He's dying; still dying. He's always been dying, and always will be.

He'll never die.
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>>3865449
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>>3865294
I'm alright.

Enjoying SGDQ having just started.
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>>3865464
>filename
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>>3865449
How about some muscle instead?
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(Re-post shill from last night before the idiot flooded the thread)

Stu Fox here: I don't know if anyone's still following Judy's Bad Day, but I finally posted the changed story (so far) based on the critiques I got here and from other places:

1. Changed the relationship between Nick and Bogo.

2. Dropped the "smartass" plotline. It was too distracting from the main story.

3. Changed the relationship between Clawhauser and Nick.

4. Made Bogo's reasons for how he reacted to Judy more clear and hopefully more sympathetic.

5. Inserted a segment where McHorn and Nick talk about Fangmeyer and corruption in the department as a whole.

I hope I've made the story better because of these changes and that the reader will understand and enjoy.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11906986/1/
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>>3865449
okay sorry

have some muscle instead
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>>3865505
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>>3865449

Go cry on Lulz some more.
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>>3865387
There's probably room for a Hannibal style carnivore murderer in a Zootopia fic, especially if it builds on the existing setting; imagine black market red meat, which is supposed to only be stuff stolen from hospitals before the incinerator gets to it but once you establish a market you've created a financial incentive etc.

That picture isn't it, of course, it's just edge without substance. Razorwire, if you will. Irritatingly well drawn, though. Everyone who can draw should exclusively draw stuff that I like.
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>>3865387
oh shi~
absolutely disgusting
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>>3865470
Thanks for reminding me! I'd totally forgotten it was today.
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>>3865344
>Jaws Mouth shit
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>>3865520
Unrelated, but the Hannibal TV series was the greatest network television I have ever seen.
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Big is beautiful.

Only bigots think this husky stud isn't sexy.
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>>3865243
original
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>>3865541
More lesbian vixens please
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>>3865476
>>3865505
>>3865511

Hot damn, I'm winning both ways today.
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>>3865530
Cannot unsee.
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>>3865541
>>3865556
I need more lesbian vixens teasing Judy.
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>>3865539
It's 3D. Of course it's shit.
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>>3865601
that is actually a 2D image of a 4D person, your brain processes it to make it 3D
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>>3865601
But Zootopia is completely made of 3D rendered images.
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>>3862532
not bad!
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>>3865601
Proper computer animation is true 3D, like Zootopia and SFM
You live in the 4D world
Animu is typically 2D
Your life is a lie and there is no spoon
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>>3865669
But is there cake?
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Are there any artists left in these threads?
I've got something I would love to see. Basically I want to see a professionally drawn image of the Nesquik Bunny fucking Judy whilst Nicks shocked head sits sewn onto a Nesquik box in the background.

I've roughly assembled what I mean in photoshop but I am not an artist myself. Feel free to make any additions, notes etc you think are necessary. I was going to add a joke about the Nesquik Bunny being unable to go 'balls deep' because his (cereal) balls are so big whilst Coco the Monkey (from coco pops) could go balls deep due to his small (cereal) balls but primates don't exist inz ootopia so I dropped it. Would love some help with this. Thanks.
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>>3865493
If there were updates I don't think I saw them. This the right link?
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>>3865552
source?
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>>3865680
>I've got something I would love to see.
I would like to see you go fuck yourself in the ass with a blossoming cactus, you fucking human garbage
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>>3865680
Jesus, I thought you were just trolling /co/ or possibly trying to get their thread nuked again. You actually want that picture? What?
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>>3865714
You're welcome to him!
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>>3865714
Yes, I didn't realise there was a board for more adult safe discussion
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>>3865682
>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11906986/1/

Oh, SHIT!!

WTF -- let me see what happened: they're not there -- thank you for pointing this out. They were there last night.
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>>3865701
https://twitter.com/ahiru621
http://ahiru621.tumblr.com/
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>>3865678
the Portal fandom has never produced anything good
at least MLP and sonic have good artists, some rare fappable porn, and kickstart artists into going to do other shit after the fandom dries up a little, or just providing entertainment via spaghetti
But the portal fandom is nothing but EBIN MEEMEEMS
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Does anyone else hate knowing the actors behind the voices? It kind of pulls me out of the fantasy a bit.
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>>3865739

Ok -- I just re-updated and I can see the changes. FF's document management system is a little confusing at times.

Thanks, Anon, for letting me know.
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Hi trash friends. Nice Sunday isn't it. In fact, it's the perfect Sunday to____
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>>3865888

i dont even know these guys, so no.
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>>3865878
>rare
Depends on your shit taste.
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>>3865888
I didn't recognize Bateman's voice until the credits, then couldn't unhear it afterwards
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>>3865878
Hell, even the TF2 fandom has produced more content than the Portal fandom, with quite a bit of it being enjoyable.
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>spends the whole night deciding what to buy with 40 bucks worth of Steam cash and 30GB left in your computer harddrive

See ya trash, heading to bed. Sorry I couldn't draw most of your requests
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>>3865912
>Hi trash friends. Nice Sunday isn't it. In fact, it's the perfect Sunday to write.
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>>3865888
I'm terrible with remembering, and people especially, so it doesn't bother me

>>3865920
I should have wrote that to be "at least a few rare," I didn't want to write it as "there's plenty of decent porn" and get mandatory "IM NOT A FURRY"/"THOSE ARE SHIT FANDOMS KILL URSLEF" replies
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>>3865940
What are you writing Anon?
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>>3865912
>--talk about my characters instead of actually drawing them.
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>>3865912
>Hi trash friends. Nice Sunday isn't it. In fact, it's the perfect Sunday to____

>go to my shite job
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>>3865912
>update PCs to Windows 10
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Man I used to post this song all the time. Blast from a few months ago desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yIxOhL6vBI

>>3865988
Or talk about writing instead of doing it
t. guilty

>>3865989
jobs suck, unless u a journalist. THEN IT REALLY SUCKS

>>3866008
Butt y
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>>3865912
Write the second chapter of my fanfiction, and die of a cold.
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>>3866019
Write Gideon getting a penectomy after getting injured in a safe word abuse incident.
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>>3866078
Anon....had a hard life


>>3866081
No. Gideon a shittttttt
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>>3866081
You have anger issues, Anon. Need to release some stress...
I recommend masturbation.
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>>3866102
The Hardest Life, Anon.
The Hardest Life.
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>>3866110
How can I masturbate without my 9,000 word Gideon safe word abuse fanfic where his penis gets cut off?
>>3866102
>Gideon a shittttttt
That why you should write him suffering.
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>>3866134
Write it and wank while you write it?
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>>3865922
...is there any way to forget about it?
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>>3866148
gun
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>>3865969
>What are you writing Anon?

Chapter 3 of Judy's Bad Day, plus a humor fic where Judy and Nick go camping and some hilarity ensues..
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>>3866159

>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11906986/1/
I do think the Fangmeyer action was better foreshadowed in the first version. What was his motivation for messing with him in the first place?
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Where does /ztg/ land in the memebti chart?
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>>3866118
The hardest......life.

>>3866134
I honestly don't care about Gideon, I just like making fun of him. But I need to finish writing Short Tails update #10

>>3866159
BRUH hows it been? Haven't heard from you in ages la

>>3866199
I score INTP literally every time I take these tests. Multiple tests too. So it's safe to say my memetype is INTP
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>>3866199
Whichever one gets me access to those antelope tits.
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>>3866181
>I do think the Fangmeyer action was better foreshadowed in the first version. What was his motivation for messing with him in the first place?

You're 100% correct on this, and it does leave a gap explaining why Nick is apologizing to the wolf in the first place. I more or less agonized over how to make work for the better part of a month trying to fit the pieces together. It's possible I might go back on more time and try to fit some back story to explain why there's tension between Nick and Fangmeyer to start with.
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>>3866199
ENTJ

It's funny because the extravert side of me is basically just a mask I put on to satisfy others.
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Nick x Nick ultimate ship
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>>3865912
>go back to bed and sleep until the cold embrace of death gets me
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>>3866216
>BRUH hows it been? Haven't heard from you in ages la

I've been keeping a low profile until I updated Judy's Bad Day. Also, spent some time camping and doing some stuff for work that was occupying my time in a fun way.

How'ya been yourself?
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>>3866285
Just a low tier Nick/Finnick tbqh
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>>3866019
>posting this image
>not even mentioning "it ain't me" started playing
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>>3866293
>I've been keeping a low profile until I updated Judy's Bad Day. Also, spent some time camping and doing some stuff for work that was occupying my time in a fun way.

Sounds good. Fun stuff is important, because stress kills. No rush man

>How'ya been yourself?
Well, I had a psychotic episode earlier in the summer, got my meds fucked up, but now I'm better. I even updated Short Tails recently. In short, I'm good.

>>3866306
Watch the video lad. It's almost better
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And here Calvin thought he wasn't going to study hard enough for the final. What a silly bun
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>>3866375
Who is Calvin. Someone please enlighten me
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>>3866375
If he can't listen during class then why the fuck would he studies if he can't remember shit!
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>>3866386
Some shitty OC the thread loves because he's gay.
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>>3866285
source? please
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>>3866392
There's no badger dick within 20 feet to distract him.
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>>3866393
I see. Thanks bro
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>>3861606
>>3861651
Nick is the rabbit, so technically it's a speciesswap.
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>>3865770
Thanks
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>>3866409
delete this i'm serious
badgers are not for dicking
they are for reporting the news
THEY ARE FOR THE NEWSSSS
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>>3866418
>Nick is the rabbit
Nope. Rabbit calls Fox "Nicky".
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>>3864939
NOT LIKE THIS
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>>3866434
I mean

Clearly that badger in particular is for chemistry

and dicking
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>>3866439
Weaver attached the name to species instead of role. The rabbit has Nick's personality.
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>>3866447
RREEEEEEEE delete it!

My autism is triggered. How could you say such a handsome devil for the dick? Look into his eyes, anon, you'll know what I say to be true
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>>3866462
>The rabbit has Nick's personality.
Which makes it a personality swap.
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>>3864804
>>3864854
>Marty's winter coat.
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>>3866352
>Well, I had a psychotic episode earlier in the summer, got my meds fucked up, but now I'm better. I even updated Short Tails recently. In short, I'm good.

Yeah, I remember you hit a real rough patch there. Excellent on updating your fic, BTW!

Are you going to be writing professionally soon?
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>>3866434
LET'S GET ROIGHT INTO THE NOOSE
--Clunkstar
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>Thematic Thursday news

>Suggestions are now open! Link - derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays (google sheets, navigate to the "Current suggestions" tab
>Voting begins in a week on Monday, 11th of July, and lasts for three days

After we catch sync the schedule, we'll slip into the following routine
>3 days to suggest
>3 days to vote
>7 days to create

I've also uploaded drawings on Booru under "Thematic Thursdays" tag - feel free to amend the tags if something is missing / wrong, etc
zoo.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=thematic_thursdays

I'm not sure how stories are archived - reportedly, archiveanon created a section for TT submissions? Archiveanon, if you could get in touch with me that'd be great so we can team up and ensure nothing gets lost.

Thanks everyone again for making history this week and hope you're as excited for the next edition as I am!
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>>3866481
I can't believe Clunk is a fucking gnome
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>Martina goes to a bunny bounce house
>All bunnies stay away from her
>Martina waits for 30 min and nothing happens
>GIves a sign and tries one thing she had learned from her dad when she was a child
>She dances likes she never had danced before
>When she was done all the bunnies had surrounded her.
>It was as if they were in a trans
>Martina chewed off more then she could handle
>She gets fucked by every bunny that had seen the dance
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>>3866479
>Yeah, I remember you hit a real rough patch there. Excellent on updating your fic, BTW!
Danke. Man i miss talking to the writefags ITT, especially you. Judy's Bad Day was ACES. There's so many good writers here, so many new ones too!

>Are you going to be writing professionally soon?
Define professionally. I took some time off work to get my meds straightened out and to get help, but I actually write for a local paper and edit for a college one. So TECHNICALLY my stuff is published. Creatively I've only ever gotten one piece of mine published. Again, I'd show you, but my name is on it.

I'd post proof but I'd rather not expose my name to /trash/, as much as I love you guys

What about you? Prospects? Dreams? Hopes? Noightmares?

>>3866481
*Clunkbot

>>3866502
Wait waht. I mean, I love my badger pic, but I am no gnome. All about that human/Pally
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>>3866477
Here's another fun fact I learned:
Most stoats are diurnal in the summer and nocturnal in the winter.

also I learned a lot about animal sleeping schedules in the last 24 hours
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>>3865476
guys how do i achieve this mode natty?
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>>3866549
Gotta eat big to get big
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>>3866516
>It was as if they were in a trans
Well not yet, but it looks like they're about to be.
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>>3866562
transception
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>>3863738
Mizu's roll.

They haven't been seen in a week.
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>>3866516
>>It was as if they were in a trans
Trance. The word you're looking for is "trance". You made this mistake in your last greentext, too. Unless this is a running joke now.
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>>3866497
Ok, suggestion submitted. And I think you mean SFW (instead of SWF) in the rules?
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>>3865151
>draw fat tats that huge
>still haven't put them to work on a dick

you're a mean one, Mr. Weave
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>>3866580
it was a misstake the first time but now its a joke
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>>3866593
thanks, changed
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>>3866549
loose weigt fgt boi
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>>3862159
>obviously
Judy was so embarrassed at that naturalist resort. She is a turbovirgin. She probably thinks you can get pregnant from holding hands.
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>>3866481
HEY NOW
YOU'RE A CLUNKBOT
GET YOUR NEWS ON
RE-PORT
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>>3866473
But the rabbit's male. A personality/role swap would have the rabbit as female.

Swaps are a science.
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>>3866645
fite me bitch
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>>3866546
In fact here's some info on them:

>Remmy is solidly diurnal. Rather stands out in that regard, most of Pack Street prefers the night life.
>Rex, Ozzy, and the twins are nocturnal for sure
>Betty and Al, as wolves, actually have some differing accounts. Traditional belief holds that they're nocturnal, but wolves can definitely be active during the day, and others believe them to be crepuscular (active at dawn and dusk). There has even been recent suggestion that gray wolves (like Betty) are actually closer to diurnal than previously believed. Of course all this changes based on hunting patterns, season, etc -- wolves are flexible.
>Avo: Turns out apparently nobody knows jack about Egyptian Wolves. I couldn't find a single source that confirmed if they were nocturnal or diurnal (or even if they were pack hunters or solitary hunters), so I just went with the supposed nighttime trend.
>Marty: Stoats are diurnal in the summer, nocturnal in the winter. How cool is that? Marty's personality no doubt shifts as the months go on, he must be rather different to be around depending on the season.
>Charlie, as a Corsac Fox, is reportedly nocturnal. HOWEVER, recent findings have shown that the corsac fox is diurnal WHEN IN CAPTIVITY and well fed, and when it does not fear its human keepers. This suggests that past study of corsac behavior was tinted by recent human encroachment, and that the foxes shifted to nocturnal behavior only to avoid humans. If true, that would make Charlie, in actuality, a diurnal animal -- the only one in the cast besides Remmy (and Summer Marty). It would also suggest a trend towards shifting from one to the other to fit outside circumstances, e.g. a truly diurnal Charlie instead staying up all night to be with the others.

In the end this isn't even a huge deal, because as sapient creatures, they can set their own schedules. I mean hell, look at me: humans are diurnal and I've been going to sleep at noon for three days running.
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>>3866683
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT

Also copping that choice Badger picture. GONNA REPORT THE NEWS GONNA MAKE IT FUN
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>>3866686
>But the rabbit's male. A personality/role swap would have the rabbit as female.
Well how do you know it's a personality swap at all? Just because Jude's ribbing her about it?
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>>3866708
GONNA MAKE THE NEWS GREAT AGAIN

WE'RE GONNA BUILD A PRINTING PRESS
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>that nick smug
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Trash, I have a problem.
I love rabbits, I think they're one of the coolest animals in Zootopia, but I have a hangup.
Wouldn't anatomically correct rabbit dicks be tapered to a point? And if so, wouldn't a tapered cock suck? What are the advantages, if any?
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>>3866708
Bless you.
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>>3866772
none, rabbit cocks are horrible.
Dox Fick is where it's at.
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>>3866708
I'm never sure if I should respond to this by drawing a news badger, or just more badger smut
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>>3866772
The advantage is their cock doesn't matter when you're fucking them
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>>3866545
>There's so many good writers here, so many new ones too!

No doubt! I'm blown away by how many good writers there are in these threads. They're definitely part of the "comf quotient".

As for me, I'm living the dream: underworked and hugely over-paid. Managed to get some good photography in at the Seattle Fremont Solstice Parade. It's amazing how beautiful young women riding naked on bicycles will bring out the artist in anyone!

I'm gonna submit The Ol' Zootopia Ballgame to ZNN and see if they like it. I was hoping Mead would do a pic for it, but he's pretty busy with his own projects right now. Comicanon did a great reading + critique of the story and I'm incorporating his ideas into the story now.
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>>3866791
News badger smut.
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>>3866791
News badgers. Plox. I need more for my collection

>>3866776
No anon, bless YOU

>>3866731
ITS GONNA BE 'UGE
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>>3866729
Well that's defnitely Nick's area, also the clothing matches the role.
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>>3866797
>I'm gonna submit The Ol' Zootopia Ballgame to ZNN and see if they like it. I was hoping Mead would do a pic for it, but he's pretty busy with his own projects right now. Comicanon did a great reading + critique of the story and I'm incorporating his ideas into the story now.

Oh dear god please do. It needs to be published. More proof of the /quality/ we have on /ztg/

>As for me, I'm living the dream: underworked and hugely over-paid. Managed to get some good photography in at the Seattle Fremont Solstice Parade. It's amazing how beautiful young women riding naked on bicycles will bring out the artist in anyone!

Doing what might I ask? Pro photography? Because I could use one of those jobs. Also naked women on bikes. Could always use those. Ain't art just great?

>>3866807
Not sure how I feel about this
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>>3866826
Which would make sense if they swapped personalities.
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>>3866645
fuck off nigger im already cutting
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>>3866497
I think I must be retarded, because I can't find the current suggestions tab.

If it's not obvious already, I don't use google docs.
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>>3866894
Nick's gender + Nick's role + Judy's species = speciesswap.

But then again, genderswap + roleswap = speciesswap.
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>>3866690
fat fat fat fat
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>>3866930
I maintain there is a difference between a male, hustling Judy and literally just Nick-but-a-rabbit.
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>>3866965
Yep, I'm definitely retarded.

Thanks m8
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Link to Pack It In, please? I thought I had downloaded it already but I guess I didn't.
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>>3867017
https://soundcloud.com/user-594411020/pack-it-up-a-song-by-ozzy-fixed
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>>3867024
Thanks
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>>3864939
This would make much more sense with Nick and Judy swapped, actually
If Nick died on the job, Judy would be completely delirious from guilt and bury herself in work and denial
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>>3866955
And the sign, just because
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>>3866967
I think you're separating personality from role, then. To me they're the same thing, but I see your point.
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>>3867075
Right, that's what I mean. If you define role as everything other than gender and species then yeah, you're switching the whole identity, and switching two is the same as switching the other one. Except maybe for name.
But that's why I said personality, not role entire.

>>3867024
Man the quality still blows me away.
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>>3866681
>>3866955
How does a virgin upgrade to turbovirgin?
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>>3867130
Being exceedingly prudish.
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So, I wanna do an acoustic blues song kind of in the same style as Pack It Up.

What should it be about?
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>>3866787
There has to be SOME upsides to it, right?
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Reminder that foxes smell terrible.
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>>3867130
chastity belt
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>>3867161
Make it slow and make it about Maurice.
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>>3867161
Trying to figure out Avo's gender.
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>>3866856
>>As for me, I'm living the dream: underworked and hugely over-paid.

>Doing what might I ask? Pro photography? Because I could use one of those jobs. Also naked women on bikes. Could always use those. Ain't art just great?

I'm an AWS specialist in a mid-sized company that just got taken over by a former competitor. Basically, I'm the only person in my company who still knows how everything works together in a rat's nest of poorly-implemented code atop poorly designed infrastructure that still manages to reel in millions a month.

Trust me, if you wanna make stupid amounts of money for knowing next to nothing, specialize in AWS and go to some company that's making the move to cloud computing. They will rain down cash and blowjobs on you -- plus all the Peruvian flake cocaine you can stuff up your nose. This AWS shit is a second Dot Com rush and the bar to get in is pretty friggen low right now.
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>>3867069
thanks
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>>3867167
Only to those that don't appreciate their natural musk...
I just wanna bury my face in Nick's crotch and breath deep.
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>>3867172
Did I miss something? Who's Maurice?

>>3867174
Hm, funny idea but probably not fit for a blues song. I'll add it to my ideas notebook for a future project maybe.
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>>3867165
It's tiny so you might be able to get away with actual penetration with some rodents?
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>>3867200
The moose arson detective.
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>>3867200
I assure you we'll probably know Avo's gender by the time you do your next song anyway

I know I've already gushed at length but thank you again for the cool Ozzy song, I've showed it to everyone who'll listen
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>>3867161
FINISH CARROT FARMERS
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>>3867130
very carefully
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>>3867218
Ohhh damn, that's a good one.

I dunno if blues fits Fournier's character though.

>>3867222
Ah, then I'll scrap that idea.

I'm still so happy you enjoyed it, weaver!

>>3867226
Yeah, yeah, eventually. I wanna do more new stuff right now though. Stuff I can do quickly and easily.
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>>3867130
You can't upgrade, everyone starts of as a turbovirgin until they learn about the birds and the bees (basically until you become acclimated to porn).
Then you become a virgin
Then you can either become:
-casual (sex.amount=true; sex.oddity=false)
-fetishist (sex.amount=true; sex.oddity=true)
-an almighty Wizard (sex.amount=false; sex.oddity=false)
-a kink wizard with lesser general powers but greater fetish spells and a bonus to mana and casting power to them (sex.amount=false; sex.oddity=true)
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>>3867226
>FINISH CARROT FARMERS

I think you're missing a "N" there, m8. Otherwise the poor Hopps family would be finished.
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>>3867176
I remember now. God almighty that sounds like a comfy job. For someone with a pretty basic idea of how technology works, how easy would you say it is to get into AWS? Can I just learn this via YouTube and get some certs?
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>>3867260
The slow blues, maybe? "Rhythm Of The Night" was a pop dance song, and it still managed to fit him.

Mainly on the strength of its music video, but still.
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>>3867161
A folk song of the slaves that built the great walls around Sahara Square
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>>3867314
Mustelids are thieving gypsies
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>>3866375
You can do it Calvin! Just don't get distracted by errant thoughts of Musky Plump Dadger Bick.
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>>3867262
Now that's a thorough explanation.
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>>3867339
>It's 2016
>There's still mustelid specism
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Anyone got the femweaver film last night? I forgot to save it.
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>>3867275
He was referring to the parody of King of Carrot Flowers that Panda was working on.
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>>3867361
I'm a mod for First Life
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>>3867383
oxnerd's a pedophilicfat fetishist shit
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>>3866787
>Rabbit cocks are horrible

Maybe, but foxes don't have ejactulations so strong that all of thei muscles contract simultaneously, nor have foxes been known to break or fracture their bones while doing so.

Rabbits go HARD.
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>>3867313
Hm, perhaps. I'll roll some ideas around tonight when I get out of work. Maybe I can come up with something.

Anyone got some good Fournier fic links? I'll need to do some serious reading if I wanna do this right.
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>>3867408
>Rabbits are morons who don't know how to pace themselves for the pleasure of both mammals involved to the point where they injure themselves.
FTFYM
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>>3867427
>Rabbits are morons
FTFY

Dumb bunnies.
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>>3867414
>>3867414
There's only the two, as far as I know.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6827884

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7045009/chapters/16023343
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>>3867465
Cool, thanks. I'll get on this first thing when I get home from work.

See you all later
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>>3867414
>>3867465
>>3867490
>mfw this
>mfw I have no face because image cap

Well if that's not a fire lit under my ass I don't know what is.
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>>3867276
>For someone with a pretty basic idea of how technology works, how easy would you say it is to get into AWS? Can I just learn this via YouTube and get some certs?

Don't even bother with certs -- in my opinion, they're just money grabs by Amazon.

Do you know any of these terms:

>JSON
>Load Balancer
>NAT
>Python (not really required, but it helps with complicated tasks in AWS)
>Routing
>Blue/Green Release
>Linux (Centos / Red Hat / Ubuntu [ick!] )
>Netmask
>Autoscaling

If you know like three of the above, you're at least as qualified as half the applicants I see applying for an AWS job at my company.

You can learn everything you need to know about AWS for free if you don't mind doing a lot of reading of Amazon docs and spending about $25 a month to experiment on your own live instance. I'm not saying you'll be an instant expert, but you will know enough to get a foot in the door at most places.
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>>3867517
I do actually know most of those. I run linux and fiddle with a Raspberry pi server.

I am a journalist, but I do love learning. Damn, it's that easy huh?
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>>3867560
>I do actually know most of those. I run linux and fiddle with a Raspberry pi server.
>I am a journalist, but I do love learning. Damn, it's that easy huh?

Aw hells yeah, son! Seriously, if you're messing around with a Pi, and you're already versed in Linux, picking up the fundamentals of AWS is going to be a breeze for you!

Go out and get AWS free tier. It's good for a year, you can spin up a little instance and play with it, get familiar with the console, play with the security model (the hardest thing to grasp because of the over-complexity); set yourself up a S3 bucket and maybe share some photos with it for a basic exercise. After that, spend a little money and set up a VPC, get familiar with how networking works in AWS (easy-peasy if you're already familiar with basic networking). Maybe set up a little web server in your VPC and play with public vs. private subnets.

Seriously, you've always come across to me as one smart motherfucker, so I think you'll get a kick out of learning AWS.
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>>3867696
>3867696
>Aw hells yeah, son! Seriously, if you're messing around with a Pi, and you're already versed in Linux, picking up the fundamentals of AWS is going to be a breeze for you!

Well shit. All I wanted to do was make a personal NAS/Seedbox. All this stuff seems really similar or at the least very related.

>Seriously, you've always come across to me as one smart motherfucker, so I think you'll get a kick out of learning AWS.

Thank you! I'll look into it. I briefly considered getting into a tech field, but the stuff has always interested me.
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>>3866707
neato

thanks weaver
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So... is it frowned upon to talk about character ideas one has here?
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>>3867799
Post in the new thread, but generally, no
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>>3867799
Nope, not at all.

But you might want to move to the new thread before you do.
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>>3867161
The hurt of cross species love.



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