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Zootopia thread asvljfalasjhdkasd edtion.

Pastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
Booru: zoo.booru.org
Archive: ztarchive.com
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>>3844507
Is there a english version of this one?
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>inhales
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>>3844527
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First for doggy
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>>3844507
Paws are the greatest thing ever.
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clawhauser is the greatest.
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>>3844535
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I think I've had my fill of Pack Street stuff. Weaver needs to go back to Nick and Judy.
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>>3844541
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>>3844541
Fatties are the worst. Fat fetishists are disgusting.
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>>3844549
I'm sure if you commission him he will follow your whims! You can do it!
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>>3844523
>1 new post
Man, you're on the ball, today.
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>>3844550
Kill yourself.
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>>3844549
>I think
>Weaver needs

You should consider what it means that you seem to believe that the former equals the latter.
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>>3844558
Weaver doesn't take commissions.
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>>3844574
I thought this was implicit, but since I see we're being pedantic today, I'll rephrase just for you, pumpkin.

I think I've had my fill of Pack Street stuff. I think Weaver should to go back to Nick and Judy.
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>>3844577
You just haven't waved a large enough number in front of his face!
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Not only would I dick the Nick, I would also love to have the Nick dick inside me.
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>>3844598
That's not allowed, you have to just pick one. It's like the gay rules or something.
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>>3844521
Doesn't mean I don't have pictures of them being used in alternate ways. Even if they are disgusting.
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>>3844586
Thank you, sweetpea.
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>>3844549
Weaver needs to do something with Gideon and Travis.
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>>3844617
What if I dick Nick's mom and let the Nick dick me?
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>>3844650
Bisexuals don't exist either. Gay rules, sorry.

>that feel when no otter boyfriend
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>>3844549
>not caring about current fad of the week because you ignore everything weaver posts
Problem solved
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New thread, new shill, new Winter Snuggles.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6933031/chapters/16734121
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>>3844540
yes tickling

i am okay with tickling
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>thread in a nutshell
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>>3844675
Judy's sensitive paws are perfect for tickling.
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>>3844549
Weaver doesn't need to listen to riff-raff like you.
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>>3844703
So sensitive.
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Just a little repost for the morning. How about some weird historical worldbuilding?

Religion was one of the great pillars of medieval Zootopian life, enough to be considered the First estate of society. Indeed, the church wielded power almost unimagined by today’s standards, even to the point of being able to dictate law in some countries. So it should come as no surprise that rabbits were by and large devout members of the church. As smaller prey mammals, the charity and power of the church could make for very powerful allies (Remember, of course, it was through the Churches involvement that the use of mammals for food was banned. Though it was not till 1567 that this practice was extended to non-Christians)

Monastic orders were common in medieval rabbit life, with Dominican and Franciscan monks being prevalent, but there were a few orders that arose in rabbit kingdoms. The most notable would be the Order of St. Adrienn the Lop, who’s order professed to speak to Christs incorruptible nature. Monks of the order were to keep their ears downturned at all times to “prevent the lies of the devil from reaching pure ears”.

This heavy investment in the Catholic faith has stayed with many rabbits, with some of the tenants carrying over to secular life. The reluctance to use birth control in rabbit families can be argued to have stemmed from these deep religious roots.
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>>3844692
What
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>>3844710
He's the best drawfag in this whole thread.
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>>3844656
Sigh. I guess I'd just bottom then. Buttslut gotta buttslut.
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>>3844721
>/co/ visiting /trash/
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>>3844661
well

not nearly as comfy as the other chapters, but I hope it leads to a comfy Chapter 7
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>>3844703
What about biting?
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>>3844744
No teeth, only tongue.

Unless you mean gently nibbling on Judy's toes while sucking on them.
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>>3844722
Objectively.
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>>3844722
I cringed a little. Just call him your favorite, okay?
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>>3844703
>perfect for
>tickling
>rubbing
>licking
>sucking
>humping
>sniffing
>nuzzling
>worshiping
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>>3844722
>Weaver is the best meme starter
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>>3844779
Ah, but the last panel is a punchline only because the mask had been previously established, so this isn't really the start of anything.
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>>3844784
He also didn't get dub gets in any of his posts.
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>>3844760
Both are good.

I just like a bit of predplay.
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>>3844738
I feel that at least a little plausability is necessary for long-term comf reserves, and having their relationship be pure fluffy marshmallows forever is cute but wears away at suspension of disbelief. A less comfy chapter 6 secures the comf for future chapters.
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>>3844778
They're so wonderful.
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>>3844778
I like 'em thick, and round.
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>>3844565
>>3844551
low test
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Alright fuck the sequel, do you guys think Judy would even want to be in that kind of relationship with Nick?
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>>3844833
Fatties have more estrogen.

Only faggots with absolute shit taste like fatties.
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>>3844839
She wants the knot bad.

Gideon's knot.
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>>3844851
Fatties have more estrogen as well as more testosterone I thought.
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>>3844802
I don't even get what it is about tickling

I mean I do, but I don't at the same time.

>>3844799
Everything about that picture is wonderful.
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>>3844839
Are they good friends?

Yes, yes they are.
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>>3844873
iirc fat releases estrogen. The body tries to release more testosterone to counter but it can't keep up if someone hits superfat levels.
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>>3844877
It's all about getting your first boner when your babysitter pinned you down and tickled you that one time.
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>>3844868
Did that rape thing with them get finished?
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>>3844877
>I don't even get what it is about tickling
Well see someone tickles your sensitive spots
then you're like wow that tickles
then you laugh about it

it's pretty healthy honestly
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>>3844883
Explains why they're always bitchy...
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>>3844877
What about tickling Judy's feet with your tongue?
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>>3844550
>>3844541

Sauce? Those are fucking hot.
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>>3844892
oh

right.

That would explain it, wouldn't it?

>>3844895
>then you laugh about it
and then I'm weirdly aroused by it.

Like I really want to be just held down and tickled.

>>3844900
See, it's not even the feet in general.

He could be tickling her stomach or armpits and it'd be just as good.
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What's your favorite /ztg/ meme?
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>>3844961
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Jerboas are cute! CUTE!
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>>3844961
Have the Bun / Be the Bun
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>>3844982
>twitchy tail
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Zootopian currency are literal "bucks" with bucks on them.

But who is the character? Have we ever speculated who's on their money? Or seen it?
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>>3844961
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>>3844977
As a pred, I'd play with that prey.
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>>3844805
>>3844817
source?
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>>3844982
>>3844994
Oh, God, I only just now noticed that Sunny's tail is twitching at him being lucked.

I fucking love this couple so much.
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>>3845001
Fucking carnivores I swear to god.
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>>3844999
>Schalke
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>>3844661
I remember having nearly the exact same argument with my girl years back.

And my friends on a regular basis.
The conclusions to those fights weren't nearly so clean
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>>3844999
Also, checked.
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Oh, hell, I'll shill one more time:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7208780

The Police Saga is finished. I'm likely going to tweak some little scenes a bit, revisions, but I'm still really happy with what I have now. Please do take a look.

It's reflective of my love of guy-on-guy togetherness in full gay/bi fashion plus Judy and Nick shipping. Thanks guys.
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>>3844523
tell your mom to take you on another holiday because you probably think you're being fresh and entertaining
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>>3845007
>>3845011
Dammit.
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>>3845006
don't pretend there aren't rodents out there that love to ride the tongue of a big pred while surrounding by rows of long sharp pearly-whites
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>>3845019
Enjoy your victory. I don't even like rule 63 and I still liked your fic.
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>>3845001
Who wouldn't? The real question is if you've got the stamina to keep up with a jerboa.

>>3845006
>not wanting to play with a horny hoppy hyper jerboa

Fag.
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>>3845001
As humans and therefore apex predators, why the hell wouldn't we? They're fucking gorgeous.
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>>3845005
*licked

I didn't even realize 'lucked' was a proper word, but Google says so. Huh.
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>>3845044
Wouldn't we skin it alive to make a phone case out of it?
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>>3845009
>having a girlfriend ever

[Jealously Intensifies]
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>>3845033
What kind of person doesn't want to to feel a rodent on their tongue?
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>>3845006
Yes.

Cry out the name of God as you fuck the carnivores.
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>>3845042
>stamina
I think I'd be more worried about them keeping up with me, considering jerboas combine my sizeplay and foot fetishes.
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>waiting on fic
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>>3845033
THIS

T H I S
H
I
S
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>>3844839
I could see it being one of those situations where someone makes a comment implying they're already in a relationship, and Judy's all "Nah, it's not like that." But now that the idea's in her head, the more she thinks about it, the more she realizes she likes it.
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>>3845079
You're probably too small for them, anyway.
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>>3845055
Jerboa is not for hurting.
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>>3845036
Thanks.
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>>3845055
But that's what we have plastics for, silly.

Femme furballs are for fucks.

(Or would be, if they were around).
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>>3845079
>jerboas combine my sizeplay and foot fetishes.

Such wonderful creatures.
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>tfw the size difference for a jerboa doesn't interest you
>tfw you don't want to be the jerboa
>tfw you still have the apparently outdated dream of being the bun
>something something reeeeee bunfags etc.
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>>3845103
I guess they would be a fine substitute for gerbils, with their long tails hanging out of your asshole.
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>>3845082
>not posting the addendum
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>>3845112
>no jerboa/bunny lewds

Fix this.
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>>3845132
We need a bunny and a jerboa co-oping on a pred.

that would be true perfection
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>>3845082
>>3845130
Why the fuck hasn't this been turned into a fic?
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>>3845112
>as if being the bun will ever be outdated
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>>3844661
So this is literally the first fanfic/chapter I've read for Zootopia so take it with a grain of salt but that was pretty sweet.
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>>3845150
Because none of you fuckers who constantly whine about it are willing to get off your collective lazy ass and write it, apparently.
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>>3845154
>as if the bun will ever be outdated
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>>3844997
Well, we know that Zootopia is part of a federal democracy. Probably just one of their presidents, probably their Washington.
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>>3845150
I'm still willing but finishing the Police Saga and the other things over the past like two weeks have been a bigger priority for me.

But, hey, it's two screencaps now.
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>>3845093
If you're referring to peen, I think you have the wrong idea about what jerboas want in a larger predator.
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>>3845174
Their Washington makes sense.

He was probably surprisingly tolerant and not that racist for his time, though not by later standards, just like Washington.
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>>3845154
>wanting to be the bun
>not wanting to fuck and suck the bun

Poor taste.
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>>3845156
Now, read: http://archiveofourown.org/works/7293157

(Not by me, really)
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>>3845200
Not them but personally I'm not dominant in the slightest, thus the idea of being the bun is appealing.
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>>3845200
I'm actually a Have the Bun myself, but I support both sides.
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>>3845190
Little squeakers love humping against cocks and tongues.
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>>3845213
What if the bun is a power bottom?
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>>3845232
eh.

I really strongly prefer being fucked to doing the fucking, even if it's submissive.
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>using a rodent as a sex toy and giving them such a full body cumload after getting slurped and licked downstairs-- making your prey look as if you poured a bowl of pancake batter on it
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Zootopia
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>>3845271
Dude I'm working on it.

She's a kinkajou but still
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>>3845245
What about being seeded?
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>>3845003

>>3844805
http://leaddoodles.tumblr.com/

>>3844817
https://twitter.com/jaehthebird
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>>3845271
Rodents are total cumsluts that loved being completely glazed in cum.
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>>3845279
Take your time. I'm just crying out in how fucking hot this whole scenario is.
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>>3845274
>platonic
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>>3845294

>>3845280
What's the point of getting fucked if they don't come inside you?
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>>3845294
Indeed.
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>>3845319
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>jerboa with a thing for big preds
>find one that loves to have someone his size in their mouth
>suits up in tiny spelunking gear
>secures a safety line
>lets the pred pick them up with their claws and dangle his tiny body over their gaping maw
>oh fuck yes here it comes
>pred drops jerboa right onto their tongue, undulating the powerful muscle while jerboa hugs onto it
>the pred presses jerboa against the backs of their pointy, meat-rending teeth
>jerboa can only get so erect
>and then it happens so suddenly
>jerboa feels himself being pulled rapidly to the back of the pred's mouth
>time feels like it slows down as he reaches the back of their throat
>jerboa can feel his big feet being pulled down pred's esophagus followed by the rest of their body
>the effects of peristalsis squeezing and grinding against the small prey's body in all the right ways
>just before reaching the pred's stomach, a heavy orgasm rocks the jerboa
>he sprays cum everywhere inside the big pred
>suddenly feels himself jerk to a stop as his big lover begins to reel him back out
>his head is swimming as he gets pulled back into the pred's mouth and is licked clean by that glorious giant's tongue
>he is pulled out and dried off with a tiny towel held by his lover, with giant loving nuzzles soon to follow
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>>3845274
Yep.
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>>3845294
>>3845319
>>3845340
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>>3845345
Jesus Christ, what a fucking huge forehead that is
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>>3845221
That's why I love little squeakers so damn much
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>>3845316
>>3845344
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We've talked about so many mammals lately.

But would you a goat?
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>>3845345
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>>3845319
I don't know, how does it feel when someone comes in you
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>>3845345
>>3845358
Agreed.

D:
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>>3845374
Sorry i'm not albanian.
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>>3845374
Not that goat at that age.
But yes, I would definitely a goat or two.
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>>3845374
are we talking specifically about shoat goat?
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>>3845280
>>3845319 has the right of it. Why wouldn't they cum inside?
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>>3845386
Feels good

really good.
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>>3845395
Because you could come inside them, and all over them as well instead?
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>>3845374
>tumblrtale

kill yourself
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>>3845291
Thanks
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>>3845389
>>3845392
I would too.

>>3845394
Not necessarily him. Just having him as an example.
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>>3845397
Felt someone cum in my mouth. It was exhilarating. I loved that throbbing feeling and having my mouth flooded with gooey warmth.
Never had someone cum inside my ass.
Life is suffering...
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>>3845397
What about the whole
>carrot printed panties
>bunny tail
>pretend paws on hands and feet
>leggings
>fake ears
>frilly dress
And all that? You up for wearing all that.
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>>3845429
Hmm, I'd probably goat.
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>>3845429
>

>>3845416
Nah.
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>>3845416
>good thing is bad because popularity and fanbase
>>>/v/
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>>3845320
I want a popsicle now... And also tap that ass
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>>3845432
I'm jealous. Never did make my BF nut in my mouth, even though I did suck him. But then I thought our relationship would have lasted way longer.
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>>3845444
Goats are GOAT.

>>3845452
Also this.

>>3845446
>
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Zootopia?
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>>3845454
YES
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>>3845470
come one come all.
see the one and only
Obvious troll
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>>3845397
Damn now I gotta get my fox dildo with a cumtube
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>>3845413
But I'd rather BE cum inside and all over.

What are you not getting here?
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>>3845459
It took a little while. Twas my first BJ and my jaw was a little sore. But the payoff felt and tasted so good.
I wouldn't mind having that experience again but
>no bf
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>>3845350
I wish I was that jerboa.
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>>3845488
Something about the cumtubes just make me think it would be like getting an enema while a dildo is in your ass...
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>>3845496
>>3845459
>>3845432
The best part is that not only does is feel and taste great physically, but it's made even better knowing you're making him feel good too.
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>>3845483
If I were a troll why would you respond?
Especially if it was obvious?
Does that word bother you?
.
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ZOOTOPIA
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>>3845492
Sorry, I wasn't part of that convo, I was just meaning that outside can be fun as well.

Go get yourself covered with and pumped full of cum, enjoy yourself!
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>>3845532
definitely goes in the plus column of having a guy nut in your mouth, yes
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>>3845532
Fuck, man, I'm a dom but handie-ing and blowsie-ing my BF was heaven. Ways to make it really clear that his enjoyment was important to me even if he was my sub.
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Why has no one mentioned the fact that Ozzy prime seems to be getting an ozzjob from one of the clones?
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>>3845517
That's because is basically is the same

But then again this would apply to all forms of sexual intercourse involving penetration
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Sure is gfur in here.

...

...

...

Hot.
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>>3845596
Because Ozzy is for cute, not for sexual.
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>>3845598
I've never bottomed, but I can slip myself into that perspective and I can't think of a mere toy even with squirting ability ever being close. It's that notion of knowing that, deep down, you've used your body to please someone else in the ultimate way. Feeling his wanting fingers slipping against your chest.

Sensing every last drop going into you while his sweat is dripping down. Knowing that your actions have shot waves of pleasure through his senses. All of that.
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>>3845634
God I wish I didn't feel so sex negative because that sounds really amazing in theory.
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>>3845628
Goddamn it this is adorable

Assuming that he's below 6ft 3in, I want to just lie down and full body cuddle him as we just rest in blissful happiness.

Even if he's actually taller, still would.
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>>3845634
Alright that's enough, I'm bottom now

And also gay
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>>3845598
Like >>3845634 said, it's about far more than just liquid in your butt. There's the whole mental thing along with the physical stuff like his body pressing against yours as his cock spasms inside you.
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>>3845666
Satan.

Embrace who you are.
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>>3845441
Not that anon, but I definitely am.

My only sorrow in life is that I am not flexible enough to write "Foxhole" on my ass.
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What mammal would he be in Zootopia, and would anything change?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEOh0MdcGqM
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>>3845695
>tfw roll satan trips when you're being serious
what even is my life
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fuuuuuck this is great >>3842479
http://cremepudding.tumblr.com/

I need to work on clothing and shading too
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>>3844717
Yeah, rabbits were deeply involved with the church. A lot of them were friars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU
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>>3845441
I'm always up for animal tail butt plugs
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>>3845683
Cool.
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>>3845634
Sometimes toys are better than actual people because actual people can be really gross, I've had two different guys drool puddles of slobber all over my back while they fucked me and a few others that farted when they came, there are some that say weird shit like "GRAB MY ASS, I'M CUMMING!" or freak out when you touch their hair(yes, I have actually had a guy yell at me for putting my fingers in his hair, he was a softball player at my college.)

Sometimes I like my toy not being able to say anything or do anything that would put me out of the mood. Most of the time when you're fucking people you haven't known for a long time, it's just awkward and gross.
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>>3845701
Good boy.
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>>3845738
Love that one too!
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>>3845683
Well that was easy. Though you don't get your full gay license unless you smooch and cuddle/sleep together afterwards.

Also if you live in the south, you can back out by beating them up afterward and declaring no homo. Only once though!

[whatsaspoiler]I'm allowed to joke about that because I spent my gay youth in a terrifying southern shithole.[/lolspoiler]
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>>3845754
But how is he supposed to fuck your ass if the butt plug is there?
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In about an hour, I'll be setting out to see Finding Dory. It probably won't be half as good as Zootopia, though.
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>>3845761
Well, here the lesson seems to be know them before you fuck them.
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>>3845809
then again, what will?
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>>3845809
Pixar is fucking trash.

Get on grindr and get fucked in the butt instead.
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>>3845761
That reminds me of when I'm fapping and watching porn on my tablet and the screen goes dark for whatever reason and I can see my own reflection

That's always a major turn-off
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>>3845795
There are plug type things that attach to the panties and you can wear them as you get fucked, I think.
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>>3845812
Yup, which was not brought up at all in the conversation I replied to, so I assumed they were just romanticizing sex itself, which is a fucking stupid thing to romanticize.
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>>3845677
>Assuming that he's below 6ft 3in, I want to just lie down and full body cuddle him as we just rest in blissful happiness.
Well, let's see, anon!

Weaver said that Charlie, a Corsac Fox, is about the same size as or "slightly taller than Nick", who is 4 ft. So we'll use that as a marker, and extrapolate height markings on a per-foot basis.

Now we'll overlay a human being, superimposed at a height of 5'10", the average height for American human males.

There! This should give you a sense of scale.

It's... actually a little surprising.
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>>3845794
>When someone uses an image with your exact filename and says something more or less that you'd say.

This is a little spooky.
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>>3845794
It's shit like that that makes me beyond happy I'm LGBT on the good ol' East Coast.
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>>3845794
Damn, was it like Oklahoma or Alabama or some shit? I'm glad to be in more developed areas in Texas, although I'd much rather be somewhere in fuckin' New England probably.
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>>3845842
Avo is tall as hell

Like, Al and Betty I expected to be up there, but I imagined Avo far shorter than that.

Also Anneke and Wolter are short cuties.

So is Charlie.
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>>3845842
>that awkward ass human pose
here's the correct version
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>>3845842
Oh wow, I knew Betty was huge, but... hnnnng
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>>3845770
Talk is cheap. Why don't you come over here and show me exactly what a good boy I am?
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>>3845596
Because that was the joke, and also obvious.
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Is Gazelle the kind of girl who would release a sex tape and tell little girls how much better big bad preds are at sex?
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>>3845842
>Avo is tall
>Ozzy is about as tall as I am but twice as wide
>Betty is nearly 7 fucking feet tall
>Al is a fucking monster

A-at least Anneke and Wolter are cute and cuddly-sized.
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>>3845882
No.

She has an image to maintain, after all.

Of course, she'd get fucked silly by preds every night, but she wouldn't make that public.
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Anyone have the link the Gud's tumblr?
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>>3845842
These seems too tall for most of them. Maybe there's not that close of a scale individual by individual.

On the other hand, I like that Ozzy is basically perfectly made for human cuddles.

Sweet delicious compassionate agape-loving human-x-Ozzy heretical cuddles.
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>>3845893
>Implying it wouldn't be AMAZING to snuggle into Al's broad fluffy chest like a king sized bed made of soft shag carpeting.
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>(you)

Hi everyone, I'm putting together Thematic Thursday summary and post it shortly here along with some org stuff I'd like everyone's input on, especially our lovely content creators.

Anyway, what are your thoughts about the event? I say it'd go rather comfy, lots of positive vibes all around.
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>>3845761
>a few others that farted when they came
I like the plural on this one.
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>>3844924
http://puffinpopsicle.tumblr.com/
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>>3845761
>two different guys drool puddles of slobber all over my back
Wow, that's like, half pathetic and half flattering?

>>3845839
Well, I thought it was a pretty great post but I've just had the one guy, and I already knew him really well so that probably mattered.

>>3845849
>>3845858
Well I'm technically on the east coast, it's more a handful of experiences I had that made me just make assumptions and clam up more. I had a redneck a good 10 years older than me threaten to beat my ass then weeks later, wanted me to suck his cock. That sort of garbage. I'm not so scared now that I'm an adult but I'm still pretty damn private about it.
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>>3845877
You're probably in Canada like, though.
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>>3845882
She wants to be straight-forward, not classless.

So no.
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>>3845893
>>3845922
Forget that, look at Remmy. He comes up to chest height perfectly. He would rule at hugs and standing cuddles. He could be the little spoon at the perfect size.
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>>3845944
I'm... pretty close to Canada, yes.
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>>3845849
Yeah, but being on the east coast is it's own punishment.
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>>3845929
I'm still glad that ComicAnon read my thing about "I do not like my big, long dick".
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>>3845929
I certainly enjoyed it, and will chime in again for next time. I did the Judy trapped in a tunnel short fic.
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>>3845820

But anon, I'm an oral slut.
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>>3845940
As someone with an oral fixation, I think as inherently gross as drooling on someone from the mindless pleasure and doing the same, it's honestly really hot. And like in a caring kind of way. Not from experience, but hey... I'd probably want that.

Also biting and being bit. God. I fucking loved that. From experience, it's glorious.
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>>3845882
Not intentionally no.

But I could see her being grabbed and forced to perform, to show the world exactly what kind of mammal she is, with the tapes released anonymously across the zooterweb.
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>>3845922
>These seems too tall for most of them.
Bear in mind that Nick is 4 feet tall in the movie.
The LARGEST adult red foxes MAYBE reach 3 feet in length. So any of these animals could be sized up accordingly.
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>>3845992
Then get spitroasted.
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>>3845893
>A-at least Anneke and Wolter are cute and cuddly-sized.
They're probably the most likely to get hands-on as well, based off their characterization.
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>>3845761
>>3845940
Inb4 REEEEE sex-negative

But if you have a personal ethic of not fucking unless you honestly at least kind of love the person, versus just thinking of sex as like taking a piss or some other physical function, then I think it makes the gigantic difference probably.

Honestly I think of sex as inherently a kind of amped up version of regular affectionate stuff like hand-holding and hugging anyways, just put on steroids.
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>tfw I would totally bottom for someone from /ztg/ if it weren't for my crippling social anxiety and fear of STDs
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>>3846028
>Their characterization
Virtually none so far, have they even had any canon speaking lines?
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>>3845929
Most people seemed to find it fun.
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>>3845970
Well, if you do want someone to write 'Foxhole' on your butt, I'm maybe really up for it if you're willing to make the long travel.
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Hey guys, Metals here. I missed the deadline for my Thematic Thursday submission because I'm bad at keeping schedules and worse at juggling multiple projects, but here it is now:

Musk Be Love: Because people love scent-play.
http://pastebin.com/Uji8bx3F

Just a lewd little one-shot with size-difference fun added, figure late is better than never. Hope you like it!
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Being a non-furry straightfag in these threads is a hell of a ride
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>>3846040
Did you not read the fics Weaver made?
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>>3846040

Yeah.

Weaver wrote a fic involving them harassing Remmy.
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>>3846039
>social anxiety
Talk a lot beforehand and get to know them first? Meet in a well-agreed upon place? You can work through that.

>fear of STDs
Condoms? Also, given how inexperienced most of us are, you probably are pretty damn safe even going bareback.
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>>3846064
two fics about remmy
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>>3846059
>straightfag
Okay, that's believable.
>non-furry
Now you just lying, bruh.
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>>3846053
How long of a travel are we talking?

...Are you a texas anon?
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>>3846039
I-I'd top you, senpai
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oh for fuck's sake are we really going into ZOOTOPIA FUCKBUDDY MEETUP MODE again? fucking again??

>>>/soc/
This isn't a sarcastic link either, this shit is actually made for this
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>>3845998
oh god
biting, nibbling

drooling from pleasure

that shit is all so incredibly hot
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>>3846064
>>3846062
Also either Anneke or Wolter spoke in one of the comics.
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>>3846030
I don't even know if it's ethics. I just want to feel like I know and have some degree of connection with them before we do gross stuff together. It's a more intense kind of affection like you said, for me. I don't think there's anything sex negative about that.
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>>3846077

Yes, but only one involved the twins.
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>>3846070
a) probably not a whole lot of people around me, at least driveable distance
b) not sure how I'd go about getting someone's contact information for a /ztg/ hookup
>Condoms?
ok
>bareback
...hot
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>>3846097
(You)

God forbid having some common, furry ground when meeting a fuckbuddy.

Chill the fuck out, let it pass. We'll do it more just to spite your REEEEEing
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>>3846056
That's pretty damn hot. Glad that he seemed to cum both in her and then take his dick out to squeeze a bit on her too. That plus taking in her musk.

I suppose the only thing is that the size difference and species difference maybe was worded a bit confusingly. Might well to spell it out in a different way, though I'm not sure exactly. Good job anyways.
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>>3846070
>Also, given how inexperienced most of us are, you probably are pretty damn safe even going bareback.
I hope none of you are this fucking stupid.
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>>3846138
>Chill the fuck out, let it pass.
This is like the sixth fucking time.
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>>3846056
>>3846141
I meant
>*cum both on her and then use his dick to squeeze a bit in her too

Mind reversed it, hah.
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>>3846158
And it sure as fuck won't be the last.
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>>3846084
Yep, Texas-anon.
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>>3846158
>he doesn't want to get his dick wet with other furfags
back to /co/ oh wait...
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Haven't slept yet. Taking a small nap, someone wake me if comicanon posts.
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>>3846086
Come and get me, tiger
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>>3846056
Ayyyyyyyyy, Metals, wondering if you'd look at >>3845019

I know I should revise chapters two and three probably to make the characterizations smoother, adding a bit of content with Nick and Jude talking through stuff, but I'm still pretty happy with the whole thing. And it's great to have it finished. Gotten praise from a bunch of guys, curious what you think.
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>>3846039
>tfw I would totally fuck an anon if it weren't for the fact that there's literally nobody around where I live
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>>3846005
"Forced to perform"? It just doesn't seem right.

That's she's an evangelist for pred-on-prey love as well as all kinds of taboo love is obvious. There's no reason to try to blackmail her or something.
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>>3845940
C-c-can you suck my cock, anon?
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>>3846020
The bigger they are in nature normally, though, the less that I'd think that it would be sized up in the Zootopian universe.

I know that, of course, many would be damn huge and well bigger than humans. I just would think of, say, Betty as likely being WMBA player sized and not a step way beyond that.
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>>3846028
I wonder if they'd just naturally plan out that like one of them would want to facesit on you, the other one blow you or grind on your feet, or whatever else. Like they'd move without even needing to talk and almost read each other's minds.
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>>3846141
Cool, thank you for the feedback! And yeah, I admittedly was using animal size/scale references pretty consistently so I was probably more vague on those outlines than I could have been. Plus I think I kind of rushed myself on a lot of parts just trying to get it out by Thursday, so I totally get that it would seem scattered. I'll ponder that more from here on out.

>>3846201
Sure thing, looking over it now!
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>>3846102
Fucking A, man.

Fucking A.
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>>3846244
Adult female timber wolves can already stand 6 feet tall -- or higher -- on their hind legs. Giving her less than one extra foot seems reasonable given the scale of some other animals.
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>>3846220
>Muh fanon--
Gazelle is for peace, coexistence, and not giving up.
There could very well be reason to blackmail her.
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>>3846118
True.
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>>3846128
I guess it's a matter of mentioning your state in thread, then possibly exchanging a throw-away type e-mail later, and then doing more talking via e-mail.

You're probably sadly in like Oregon or something compared to me, but oh well. Keep trying anyways.
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>>3846158
>>3846097
You're probably right but best to just hope they get it out of their system quickly in a few minutes. Maybe if we're lucky they'll all actually hook up and then have no reason to post about it again.

>>3846230
I'll suck it clean off with an industrial vacuum, you big weenie.
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>>3846144
If you're both virgins, it's really not unsafe. Duh.

Or have only fucked literally only one guy before, and that was virgin on virgin, so it's not like STDs arise out of the air or something.
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>>3846277
Unless you're EWS, in which case Gazelle is just a bitch.
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>>3846220
But that's the beauty of it.

Imagine...

>Gazelle couldn't believe her security had been so lax. The wolves had managed to overpower her, shove her into the trunk of a car, and all before her security had managed to get their tasers.
>Now they had her blindfolded and tied to a chair in their den. Obviously planning to hold her for ransom.
>"Now Gazelle, now all the world will see you as you should be, a slave to pred cock." She heard one voice say.
>"Oh phew! I thought you were going to do something bad."
>"Wait, what?"
>"I'm all in favour of pred cock, it's what half my songs are about. Can you fur the love tonight, for instance."
>"So, you... uh, don't mind that we dragged you here to have our way with you?"
>"Oh no, if you'd have set up an appointment you could have done it in my penthouse suite. I'd even have brought a camera crew."
>"Bitch, you are ruining this for me!"
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Thread, when are we all going to pitch in and buy this for Metals?

And the carrot undies, of course.

>>3846269
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This thread is really gay but it needs more of the best gay couple.
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>>3846333
Damn it. I laughed.
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>>3846056
>she starts grinding against the floor without even realizing it
Yeah.

That's my fetish alright.
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>>3846307
C-can we snowball?
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>>3845918
http://gudguymaybe.tumblr.com
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>>3846347
His face still bothers me.

I guess Travis' eyes are just so... weird.
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>>3846269
Great. Please post an A03 comment when you're done. And it's over 10k words so like take your time, man. Thanks.
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>>3846297
Another O state, desu
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>>3846347
It's freaky but fucking a rustic chubby guy who bottoms like a sissy feminine bitch, making girly noises all the while, is actually a pretty fucking hot thing. At least, when first thinking about it.
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>>3846380
Travis is pretty cute though.
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>>3846311
People can be infected without knowing it. People can be carriers, harboring an STD without showing any outward symptoms.
Some things can be contracted unknowingly, including through birth.

A virgin can, in fact, give you an STD.
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>>3846144
As amazing as being cum inside sounds, it's really not worth the risk.
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>>3846426
See, with eyes like that, he's sweet.
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>>3846398
If it's Oklahoma, then find some way to come on over to north or central Texas and there'd be about four studs or so, I think, that could dominate you like the good bun you are.
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>not making someone get tested before gay sex
Well, there's everyone's problem right there

>>3846476
Other O state, b-baka chan
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BL's back with the thrilling conclusion to Ruined Forever. aka sex ed with pseudopenis featuring bune
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>>3846490
Damn it.
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>>3846505
What is seriously the last thing that BL has done?
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>>3846347
>>3846410
>Cute country boys in love, nervously trying out sex, both wanting it but not really sure what to do .

I need more of this.
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>>3846460
He's a qt pie.
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Bernies back, dumping the ending.

The fucking twat learned nothing, hell made Judy and Nick bigger fucking idiots and Becca more of a marysue
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>>3846565
2/3
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>>3846565
What is this? A shitpost for ants?
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>>3846531
The last three pages went up on FA an hour ago.

>>3846514
I agree. Ohio sucks. Especially trying to find semi-sane horny /ztg/
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>>3846532
>>3846544
yeesssssss
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>>3846565
>>3846531
Bernielover's comics are shit.
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>>3846565
How can Becca be a mary sue when she doesn't even "squirt"?
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>>3846565
>>3846573
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>>3846577
>>3846579
>>3846594
>>3846600
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>>3846579
Well, if you ever found yourself in Texas, please remind the thread. And good luck with everything.
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>>3846615
2/3
GOD SAVE US
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>>3846589
>lifelong friends in the country becoming a loving gay couple

I wish this was my life.
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>>3846624
3/3
I fucking hate Bernierlover you know that?
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>>3846615
>>3846624
>>3846636
Do people actually like BL's stuff or is it all just tumblrinas and feminists?
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>>3846615
This feels incredible incomplete, like it was cut short in production between panel two and three
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>>3846188
That fox dance is hypnotic. It's appropriating weasel culture, the vulpine scum.
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>>3846622
Can and will do. I don't really see that happening, but who knows.
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>>3846661
Look at the comments on FA and then read their profiles, so yes to both.
Hell, Bernie is a tumblirnia because MUH GENDER and MUH MENTAL ISSUES
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>>3846336
That looks a little garish for me anon. I'm pretty understated.

I like those socks tho

>>3846201
>>3846392
Yeah Pseduo, I would agree with your current fixes so far on characterization smoothing; Jude just feels a bit Tsundere to me I guess? In the movie Judy was also something of a firecracker, but not quite as externally forceful. You can chalk this up to Jude being the literal dude and having to project a more masculine nature, but it is still sometimes a little frustrating to me. That said, I think you actually hit more of a stride in the end of chapter two, so maybe them at the bar would be the best place for them to get expository.

Aside from that, some of the sentence syntax can get a little rough, like at the start of the third chapter where just adding a frame of reference to the crawling sensation helps;

>Jude felt as if tiny insects crawled across his arms and down onto his chest.

to

>Jude felt as if tiny insects were crawling across his arms and down onto his chest.

So as to better discern that Jude is feeling this right now, as to it feeling weirdly past-tense. Further, I try to avoid using qualifiers like almost, semi- nearly in my lewds, and avoid referring to invested characters as just their animal archetype but that's a personal preference. All this said I'm in the same boat as >>3845036 where I don't really get much from lewd with only dudes, but this was an enjoyable read.
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>>3846661
It used to have some decent stories and characterization, but anything involving sex and/or Becca is utter shit, and that's all its been lately.
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>>3846628
It's adorable.
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>>3846636
Do you have the edits? I figure I might as well save them, because they're the only bits which make me smile from the whole thing.
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Where were you April 25th, 2016 when a cartoon hyena OC donut steel "ruined everything" forever?
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>>3846333
I'm going to go ahead and say that these guys are also her bodyguards along with dancers and fuckbuddies.
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>>3846636
Why must Nick be a cuck
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>>3845929 (you)

Thematic Thursday summary:
>1 music track, 1 poem, 5 stories and 6 drawings!

Is it cool or what?

Entries are not sorted in any particular order, I extracted them as I went through the archives, adding entries as I read and reread the threads. If I missed yours, sorry and let me know!

Music
>"Nocturnal Lament" by Pandanon
>Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-594411020/nocturnal-lament

Poem
>"Nocturnal Nick Poem"
>https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/sets/nocturnal-nick-poem

Stories
>Judy Trapped fic
>http://pastebin.com/YbHA01LB
>https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/judytrappedfic - Comicanon's blindread
>Judy chases a prep into Nocturnal district

>Pawnisher, the Night Eye by Pantherpusher
>http://pastebin.com/a0eGM3F6
>Frank's exploits in the Nocturnal District

>Nocturnal District by OfficerFox
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/7355749
>A Nocturlal District story taking place 30 years before the Missing Mammals Case

>Foxes of the Night - Raccoonfag
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/7349992
>https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/foxes-of-the-night - blindread
>Gideon visits Zootopia, shenanigans in Nocturnal District with Nick and Judy ensure.
>WARNING: CONTAINS MCHORN

>The Nocturnal District is a great place by Grizz
>http://pastebin.com/G0tibTru
>Nocturnal District is a great place to unwind. You'd love it.

Drawings
>Detective Nick by Saine Grey
>Bats by Nah
>Golden Moose by anonymous (unsigned)
>Savage Club by Wynn
>Mc Snarley's pub by Labjer
>Nocturnal District thoughts by Labjer

I think fun was had by all - again, please let know if I missed your entry, though I hope I captured them all.

Some thoughts concerning future events incoming in (cont.)
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>>3846661
i do like them they are funny to read especially the priest and finnick comic that one is really funny
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I will never let Becca and all of that stop how much I know that hyenas are wonderful and adorable.

I'm going to nap too, and I'll probably think of some big, strong hyena like Zeke and Ozzy with their warm fur and caring affection.
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>>3846723
They have some rough times in the beginning though.
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>>3846744
Don't worry, Judy is one as well because Becca will fuck Nick in the next comic
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>>3846784
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>>3846684
Yeah, after a break from writing I'll revise some characterization type stuff, and I agree that my syntax can get pretty stiff. But I'm also very glad that you like it. You're sweet.
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>>3846784
Holy shit that is one giant vagina
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>>3846799
>human dick

Disgusting.
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>>3846759
Amen to that. Ozzy, Zeke and Sunny are precious.
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>>3846636
Could, ah...


Could someone explain to me what the fuck a pseudopenis is anyway?
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>>3846741
Wouldn't surprise me if the wolves tried to bribe them to look the other way, with attitudes like "that prey bitch thinks she's better than you."

The tigers thought it'd be hilarious, and are watching over them to make sure she's okay, but knowing she's not in any real danger.
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>>3846840
It doesn't work anything like in furry porn.
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>>3846799
because I had to shrink the file (4 mb) I give the link where I have also uploaded it.
https://e621.net/post/show/933632/absurd_res-anthro-balls-canine-clothing-cum-cum_in
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>>3846840
BASICALLY an oversized clitoris that resembles a penis, used in dominance displays primarily
However because it also circumscribes the vagina rather than just appearing above it (as the human clitoris does), sex and even birth must be done through it, resulting in an incredibly high mortality rate for hyena mothers
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>>3846840
It's a vagina. It's a penis. It's neither, but mostly a vagina.
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I want to suck on the dick of the Nick
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>>3846877
>Judy will never rub her beautiful paws on you

Reality is disappointing.
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Might be busy for the next few days, so let's at least post something new today.

How did you prepare for exams? And how should Calvin be preparing?
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>>3846871

egh
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>>3846730
Yeah, there on my FA.
We need to make more of these
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/mememachine2/
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>>3846907
Amphetamines.

This eventually leads to crystal meth and Calvin getting into the whole party and play scene.
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>how should Calvin be preparing?
Lots and lots of late night cramming with his dadger. I mean Tristan.
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>>3846840
The females of some species have engorged clitorises which superficially resemble the phallus of the male. Specifically, Bearcats/Binturongs, some lemurs, Spider Monkeys, juvenile Fossas, and the Spotted Hyena.

In most species, the pseudo-penis is just for display, but the Spotted Hyena takes it further. They not only have false scrotums, but their clitoris also contains their urethra and vagina.

This naturally makes it hard to mate, so the male hyena has to effectively scoot under her while her pseudo-penis retracts into itself, like rolling a sock; so that he can stick his penis into her vagina.

The real problem is that she also has to give birth through the same pseudo-penis, resulting in them becoming torn as the baby passes out.
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>>3846946
I'm sorry but it's the next logical step
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>I'm not paying attention and they walked up behind me with this up

Whoops
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>>3846799
>>3846867
>>3846877
I feel bad saying it, but I think masterploxy should stick to pokemon.
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>>3846940
>>3846907
But honestly, this is the perfect time to abuse Calvin's unhealthy utter infatuation. Tell him you'll I dunno, take him to dinner or something if he gets a certain grade.

Or maybe that's extra fucked up and manipulative, but damn if it doesn't seem like it would be effective.
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>>3844541
I like this but do they have to wear shirts?
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>>3847001
Kill yourself.
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>>3847001
so they have something to poorly fit in later obviously
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>>3846976
>he doesn't instinctually put his back to the nearest wall so that nobody can get behind him
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>>3846799
>no knot
Just no
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>>3846636
I like this comic but damn does this go out of it's way to be a special kind of shitty to people who ship these two. The ship sails in the comic but in such a way that makes you wonder how, of all the things, could he get this wrong? Sure, a sex obsessed cast of characters isn't at all Disney but things like this takes it so far from the source material that it might as well be any other furry comic.

I still enjoy reading it, this is just a serious low point.
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>>3847115
BL is a literal cuck fetishist
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>>3847115
Becca is actually the Carrot God. Her every breath exhales more Pastor into the air, this is why the world shapes itself to her whim.
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God I wish the area that has actual shops in my town wasn't fucking miserable to bike in.

>>3847141
Do not defile the Carrot King's glorious name you heathen.
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>>3846746
It'd be cool if we had an imgur with all the drawings.
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>>3847141
It sounds like this comic is going to have a Big O ending.
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>>3846940
>>3847000
You all need Jesus
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I'm not dead.

Anyone who pushed F thinking you needed to pay respects, it didn't do anything... except maybe turn on your flashlights.

How's everyone doing?
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>>3847130
Is Clawhauser cucking Bogo? He's pretty much a canon slut, but cheating isn't always cucking.
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>>3847215
I CAN'T BELIEVE COMICANON IS FUCKING ALIVE
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>>3847215
I can't believe Comicanon's fucking undead
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>>3847203
I know but the restraining order stops me getting closer than 30 meters to him.
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>>3847233
Well considering Bogo's got a kid it's more likely that Bogo's cucking his wife
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>>3846976
It's okay. At least you didn't get caught reading an MLP fic by a co worker once.

I will never forget this shame.
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>>3847215
Good. What are you up to now that you're alive?
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>>3847215
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QuoKNZjr8_U
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>>3847233
>Is Clawhauser cucking Bogo?
For a moment I forgot that this is the comic where Becca's sleeping with Bogo's daughter instead of Clawhauser. That was a very disturbing moment.
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>>3847215
Doing all right. Procrastinating on those revisions for Savage by building Pathfinder characters.
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>>3847258
Isn't the relative of Bogo getting boned by Becca his niece?
Know the lore, assface
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>>3847215
We don't take kindly to zombies 'round these parts, boy.
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>>3847215
Hope you're feeling better, CA
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>>3847291
I like this
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>>3847288
You might be right
Every time I think on it too hard blood starts dribbling from my ears, I'm gonna have to take your word for it
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>>3845738
I'm super glad you like it!
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>>3847239
>>3847271

Reading the third chapter of Police Saga and being a sick lil VRbit.

I don't know why, but my eye is killing me. Any ideas why?

>>3847273
>>3847291
I'm a zombie?! That's creepy!

>>3847295
I'm feeling better because I'm with you all <3

>>3847281
Pathfinder?! Not 3.5?!

Get.

Out.
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>>3847258
>>3847276
>>3847315
niece
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>>3847330
This comic. This comic right fucking here is exactly why I hate Becca.
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>>3845929
Was fun!
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>>3847329
Eat shit, Comic. Pathfinder's still supported.
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>>3847329
>Playing Pathfinder
>Playing 3.5
>Playing D&D
>Playing awkward broken rulesets

Play GURPS you fucking nerd
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>>3847329
>Pathfinder?! Not 3.5?!
>Get.
>Out.
/tg/ must hear of this
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>>3847330
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Becca wouldn't care if she was legal or not, except that she'd prefer it if she was underage.
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>>3847343
what, because she's checking to see if the girl she plans to hit on is legal?
Seems like a pretty solid plan to me.
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>not 5th Edition

ALL OF YOU ARE PLEBS

IT'S LIKE YOU *LIKE* TO PLAY BROKEN UNBALANCED SYSTEMS
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>>3847354
>>3847352
>Not BRP.
>Not Call of Cthulhu

The Carrot God will hear of this heresy!
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>>3847362
>"Oh, hey! Is that a new character I've never met? I want to fuck her!"

This is basically Becca in a nutshell.
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>>3846636
This comic got me thinking about how common cross species polyamorous relationships would be in Zootopia. A large part of the stigma against it comes from the fact that humans mate for life and sex leads to babies. If sex didn't lead to babies and some animals didn't mate for life, people just may become more loose.
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>>3847380
You've never seen someone you found attractive and though "damn, my dick's gotta get up in that!"?
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>>3847329
Maybe your eye hurts cause you wear that headset all day.
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>>3847375
You know, that actually is a interesting thought right there.

Fully playable Zootopia Call of the Carrot King adventure when? There would need to be some rule changes and the like, but that could be pretty neat
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>>3847397
The problem is that's ALL Becca has to her character.

That and she has a pseudopenis.
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>>3847350
What species is Ted? I can't place him
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>>3847330
Becca would be a fuckton easier on the eyes if she was proportionally correct. In fact, all of the OCs in the comics are off proportions too. Worst fox's boyfriend, all the hyenas, and literally every other OC. BL doesn't do Zootopian characters, she puts animal heads on drawings of Conan-Era Arnold.
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>>3847397
Not when you're told straight up "That's the niece of your commanding officer and she's in high school."

And because that's all she does. She just fucks barely-legal people.
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>>3847329
>I'm feeling better because I'm with you all <3
Aw.
Oh, before I forget, did you read that pastebin I sent through discord?
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>>3847397
Generally not my bosses' relative.

Did Bogo ever find out? I could see her being assigned to Tundratown for a year for that stunt.
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>>3847410
And? You want deep characters you go to Pack Street.
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>>3847417
Maybe this helps?
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>>3847417
Wolverine I think. Either that or a Tazmanian Devil.
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>>3847435
I wanted a mildly funny, if mediocre, comic about Nick, Judy, and CANON characters from the ZPD.

Becca ruined any enjoyment I had for BL's comics, and it hurts.
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>>3847432
He found out. He didn't care.

Because of course he didn't. Why should Becca ever get punished for anything? She's too perfect for that.
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>>3847403
Might be! I'll take it off.

>>3847351
>>3847352
>>3847354
It's like you guys don't even know how to initiate a grapple.

>>3847428
I did get it! I haven't read it because I wanted to do a blind readthrough of it, and reading it beforehand would make it real difficult to do that. Promise its the next thing on my list!
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>>3847424
She just finished fucking Judy.
>>3847432
Nope. And why would it matter. It's just drawings of dicks in vags. DEEPEST LORE
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>>3847478
uhhh

you can put the headset back on now
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>>3846056
Fucking hell.


Damn.


That's... well, if I didn't have a scentplay fetish before, I fucking do now!
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Hey, got a very short story for you guys, something like 600 words. I cut a lot from it, thought it worked better this way. If anyone has critique's or suggestions, lemme hear'em.

Judy suffers from PTSD and suffers a flashback to the night it happened.

http://pastebin.com/1wcSQ3hC
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>>3847478
Was your mother's name Ruby by any chance?
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>>3847507
>cropping Judy's paws out

Righting a wrong.
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>>3847491
Why? Don't'cha think I'm cute with it off?

>>3847519
Big fan of Ruby Quest! Felt very familiar!
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>>3847487
Did Clawhauser just eat her, Bogo's glasses, and that paper he's holding?
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PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK
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>>3847487
After she got through fucking that barely-legal hyena boy.
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>>3847350
I want to call Ted 'daddy" while he wets his dick in me.

Shame I'm not a grill
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>>3847507
This was pleasant and not nearly as edgy as I expected.

Good work.

>>3847568
>Don't'cha think I'm cute with it off?
You can put it back on now

Seriously

I might uhh... die. of cuteness overload. Or something
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>>3847491
>>3847584
>>3847597
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LOOK AT THE CARROT KING, KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
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>>3847568
Wait a damn minute, if you only have one eye why the fuck are you using VR?

IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
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>>3847568
IT LIVES! WHEN THE LAST FOX HAS BEEN SMUGGED, THE DARK ONE SHALL RISE AGAIN AND HERALD THE AGE OF MISERY

Seriously, put that mask back on before a warp gate opens through that eye.
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>>3847584
Don't be scared, buddy! Look, we're all happy over here! Put on a smile!

>>3847597
You tease, you! I wouldn't let you die! It's not your time!
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>>3847575
The first two panels are a 'flashback' to the interaction between Bogo and Becca. The last panel is 'present time'. The previous page was Clawhauser asking what the chief said to Becca when he found out he and Melissa were together.
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>>3847629
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>>3847629
DESTROY IT
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>>3847575
Topkek
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>>3847629
>I wouldn't let you die!
No no!

Feel free to let me die

seriously

i don't even think the sweet embrace of death can save us from these horrors
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>>3847184
I think I'll use booru for this purpose.

There had been a few suggestions concerning revised schedule, picrelated is a suggestion.

There's also a strawpoll what is preferable
>Weekly Thursdays
>Every second Sundays

http://www.strawpoll.me/10648517
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Baldrick! Are you fapping to your saucy mutant animals again? You still have my silverware to shi-...

>>3847629
...What in the Emperor's enormous engraving is that. Fetch my bolter, Baldrick.
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>>3847629
Wait, I recognise that smile!
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>>3847629
I'm glad it's not in dreamscape!
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>>3847629
>Comicanon posts he feels a little bit under the weather and disappears for a day
>Then this emerges
Run.
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>>3847643
>>3847644
Now that's just rude to assume that I could be killed with fire!

>>3847627
>>3847628
>>3847649
Warp gate... save you from these horrors...

WHY do I use the VR HMD if I have one eye?!

You fools! My duty as a comf sentinel is to watch over all that is anathema to uncomf, keeping all blighted entities trapped within my Horror Maintaining Display!

If you were to gaze into those dark portents as long as I have, your body too would begin to mirror the corruption that seeps into your soul!
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Does anyone own a bluray copy of the movie?
Does the disk have artwork on it?
What bluray version do you have if so?

Especially if you have the steelbook version, does THAT have disk artwork on it?
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>>3847687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4ZpiVXa_KA
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>>3847669
Why not every two Thursdays? I thought that's what the general consensus was. Why would you put every second week on Sunday? "Thematic Sunday" just doesn't seem to ring as well as Thematic Thursday.
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>>3847687
so
what?

You're Artorias of the Uncomf?
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>>3847689
>bluray copy of the movie?
Yes
>disk have artwork on it?
No
>bluray version
Dunno. Just came with the bluray, DVD and download code.
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>>3847687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFyXKfNTIPg
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>>3847597
Thank you kindly for reading it, and I'm glad you thought it was pleasant.
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>>3847710
better than an exterminatus.
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>You fools! My duty as a comf sentinel is to watch over all that is anathema to uncomf, keeping all blighted entities trapped within my Horror Maintaining Display!
>If you were to gaze into those dark portents as long as I have, your body too would begin to mirror the corruption that seeps into your soul!

It's scary how this makes sense and repeats the tragic downfall of the many noble and pure heroes

>mfw Comicanon becomes corrupted by the fel energies of uncomfy and becomes Officer Content, the everchosen champion of shitpost undivided
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>>3847675
>>3847677
>>3847686
>>3847694
>>3847704
>>3847710
But if true horrors are what you seek, then look no further-- peer into the goggles, and see what terrible realities are kept from you!

Do not pray for the gods to grant you mercy, for you will find no compassion from deities who allow such monstrosities to exist!
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>>3847687
well, i guess its worth it if it keeps the threads comf.

sorry for the misunderstanding
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>>3847754
This is just going to be a pseudopenis joke, isn't it?
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>>3847754
Don't worry, I know now you are a pretty princess!
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>>3847754
VRbit, I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to put you down. You're an abomination of nature.
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>>3847754

Hold tight to your sanity, for it shall soon be wrenched from your grasp!
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>>3847703
Hey! Everything is up in the air, all suggestions welcome.

It is clear weekly schedule doesn't really work for the majority of content creators, so I think everyone is happy with fortnight event, but anything else is up to the community!

Keep suggesting the ideas what do you think is the best, especially content creators themselves so we can work out something that keeps everyone happy
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>>3847754
alright but can we go back to the comfy?
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>>3847783
As a content creator, I think every two Thursdays is plenty of time for me to put something together. Plus we won't overwhelm the threads with the event every week.
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>>3847782
>>3847801
>>3847784
>>3847772
>>3847769
>>3847768
>>3847756

See what terrors lurk beyond the veil! Accursed creatures found within the void between realities!
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>>3847418
This is what pisses me off the most. I might just be a Nazi about keeping the style consistent, but the terrible fucking animal-head-on-muscular-human-body OCs are worse than any of the shitty stories and characterizations.
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>>3847813
Not as good as a pseudopenis joke, tbqh. 0/10
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>>3847825
>>3847829
>>3847836

Take no solace in believing that these nightmares do not dwell within your own plane of existence! There is darkness that corrupts your world as well!
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>>3847813
This stopped being interesting like 3 posts ago.
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>>3847813
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>>3847849
But, Comic. Their relationship is
P U R E L Y

L

A

T

O

N

I

C
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>>3847849
NO NO OH GOD I'M SORRY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>3847849
>>3847860
>>3847865
>>3847872
>>3847875

And look upon the evil which-- wait
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>>3847885
Okay, that got a chuckle out of me.
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>>3847885
Th-this was put in the wrong folder! This is personal! Private!

How do I delete posts?! Please respond!!!
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>>3847885
it was just a ruse

he just looks at porn all day.

>>3847898
>How do I delete posts?!
You've been caught pred-hande-

wait, that pun doesn't work here.
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>>3847976
the joke wasn't funny the first time.
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AAAAAAAA

>>3847849
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3847885
AAA-wut
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>>3844530
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>>3847993
This isn't a joke anon.
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~the end~

Hope it was entertaining-- it was in my fevered head.

I'm off to finish up Police Saga. Thanks everyone, hope this was a fun little thing for you all!
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Worldbuilding repost from a previous thread:

carrots produce a lot per acre.

like Holy-Mother-Of-Fuck lot, 19,400 lbs per acre.

compare that to Oats, (2,240lbs per acre), Corn, (6,200 lbs per acre) and even Irish Potatoes (15,200 lbs per acre)

Carrots are the chosen industrial crop of zootopia, what do they feed the bugs at the crawler farms? Carrotmeal. what's in all the sodas? Carrot suryp. what do they use to make booze? White Carrot Vodka. bread? Carrot flour. where's the table sugar from? sucrose/glucose extracted from Carrot pulp. paper, textiles, plastics? made from the waste after extracting the sucrose/glucose from Carrot pulp.

it's Carrots all the way down.
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>>3848106
I CAN believe that VRbit is fucking dead.
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>>3847908
>it was just a ruse
>he just looks at porn all day.
well yeah, why do you think he's blushing so often
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>>3848108
This is definitely something I like.

El Presidente is the best rabbit.


>>3848106
It was kinda fun, enjoy your fic reading!
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>>3847804
Hey! Thanks for feedback. Thursday works too - I don't think particular day is as important as giving content creators a weekend to work on their chosen idea.
How about this?
>3 days to submit themes
>3 days to vote
>6.5 for content creators to create
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>>3848108
This is a very clever and interesting bit of knowledge to have
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>>3848146
That looks pretty good to me.
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>>3848146
This works beautifully. Let's get to suggestions soon. I enjoyed Thematic Thursday a lot more than I thought I would and I'm itching to get started.
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>>3847446
Pint-sized pussy-buster
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>>3847446
Ted/"Martina" when?
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>>3847329
Oh hey, Comicano--
>>3847478
Whoah.
>>3847568
WHOAH.
>>3847629
...!!!
>>3847687
pleaseletthisbeadreampleaseletthisbeadreampleaseletthisbeadream
>>3847754
evanescencememeevanescencememeevanescencememe
>>3847782
[breathing intensifies]
>>3847813
Ugh.
>>3847849
There is no God, there is no Allah, there is no Dinotime...
>>3847885
Oh sweet, sweet bun butt relief.
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Tuff or no Tuff, trash?
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>>3848324

no Tuff
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>>3848324
No tuff tbqh, Alec. Sometimes it works on Zootopia animals, sometimes it doesn't. On Mindy it unfortunately doesn't.
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>>3848324
aw man they both look pretty great, though I'll have to go with no tuft

you might be able to do a little more tuft but the right just kinda looks like a wig
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>>3848127
>El Presidente is the best rabbit.

Somebody talking about El Presidente in here?
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>>3845939
God bless.
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>>3848324
I'm always in favor of tuff, so I vote tuff
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>>3848324
No tuff
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>>3848324
I like both.
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Hello hello hello Anons! Are you prepared? Are you ready? Because at 1:30PM Pacific Time, in just 50 minutes, begins the stream you've all been waiting for! All SIX Alpha and Omega Movies back to back!

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Thirty minutes before the broadcast starts I'll be running a series of trailers for movies to be featured in upcoming streams as well
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>>3848324
No tuff
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>>3848324
I like both, slightly prefer tuff but don't know if it's "Zootopia" if that makes sense.
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>>3848108
They do grow other things, though.
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>>3848324
No tuff
I like both though
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>>3847507
Short but pretty good

I'm always up for injured cop stories, as long as they have a happy ending
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>>3848146
Since various anons asked me to finish it I tried to. Hope it's a little better.
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lol who did this, great roast
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>>3848680
call 911 we got a third degree burn victim
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>>3848339
>>3848340
>>3848351
>>3848385
>>3848405
>>3848410
>>3848413
>>3848417
>>3848437

Thanks for the responses guys.

Not gonna give Mindy a tuff then.

I'll be off to bed now.
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>>3848550
oh shit man, that's really nice. I like how you played around animals having indistinct features. Damn, really good.
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Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeeuuure! You want action? Adventure? Comfiness? Feels? Step right up and Nate the Writedude will spin your "Wilde"-est fantasies into little green words you can read again and again. Or vote for one of these!

Ideas from older threads:
1. Nick and Judy's first dinner date
2. Nick and Judy in a thunderstorm
3. Young Judy working at a coffeeshop
4. Clawhauser downs beers with coworkers
5. Bellwhether bonds with Sharla in jail.
6. Nick and Judy infiltrate a fox commune for an investigation.
7. Nick and Judy discover the true meaning of Xmas
8. Nick is hospitalized by a gunshot wound. Judy visits him in hospital.
9. Nick and Finnick try to pull a scam at a waterpark, but Nick keeps getting distracted.

Since this thread doesn't have much juice left in it, I'll probably only have time to do one before jumping to the next one.
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>>3848785
Is the true meaning of xmas fox knots?
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>>3848680
I'm sure she will honor the earnest criticism and use it to improve her future work

>Or she will break down in an austitic fit of rage
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>>3848785
Whoops, Omit 1 and 2, already did those.
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>>3848785
I'd vote for my own suggestion, but that would be crass.

Instead I'll come up with something else.

Nick tries to find Judy a birthday present.
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>>3848785
8 because I'm >>3848510
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>>3848807
Um.....if that's what you REALLY want.
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>>3848755
Thanks man!
>>3848785
I'm really curious of what you will do with 7
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>>3848828
Didn't you also do #9 last night?
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>>3848721
Sleep tight... meerkatter?
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>>3848829
What was your suggestion?
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>>3848721
G'night, Alec.
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>>3848862
I did, but I was stoned and now I want to revisit it sober.
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>>3848879
Fair enough.
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>>3848865
Sharla and Bellwether. Two Sheep, one cell.
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>>3848862
>rhimes with gay
That one was so blatant it actually got me
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>>3848914
Bellwether gets BLACKED?
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>>3846784
>>3846799
>>3846867
>>3846877
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/7yo5e8fo8dt3m4v/AAClunri5L-zMrummB3z_Mqja?dl=0
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>>3848785
Judy and Nick doing an intense synchronized workout.
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>>3848943
Wool ewe be mine?
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>>3848807
>>3848829
>>3848849
I'm getting the vibe that we want a Christmas story.....in the middle of summer....ok. Stand by!
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>>3848970
Oh dear
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>>3848976
>This black sheep's gonna make you baa baa, hoeny
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>>3848970
but why are they all naked?
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>>3848983
As long as it's >>3848807 temperature doesn't matter
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Well, I'm back from seeing Finding Dory. Not as bad in comparison as expected. If only I could see Zootopia for the first time again to compare.
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>>3848785
Nick and Finnick wheeling and dealing that ends with them shaving a skunk butt for a master plan.

>>3848970
Ted rocks!
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>>3848807
Merry Christmas, Carrots, it's MY DICK IN A BOX!
Haha, okay, stop pulling the box, I cut the hole too small and it's stuck.
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>>3849017
I doubt that any future movie can recreate the feelings I had when I first watched Zootopia
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Alpha and Omega 1 starting in less than 5 minutes:
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/VWcZ5ch2Qyv
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/VWcZ5ch2Qyv
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/VWcZ5ch2Qyv
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>>3848970
Holy shit that's sad in an unsettling way where it loops back to being kind of funny. Nice job.
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>>3848970
>Ted in that first panel
OH MY FUCK HE'S ADORABLE.
FUck you, gud, leches shouldn't be that cute.
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>>3849001
Bare chested. Australia.
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>>3849027
More like his knot started to swell in there
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>>3848785
4 please. Make it as gay or straight as you like, I just want to read about him interracting with the others and your take on their relationship.
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>>3849050
Even Olivia?
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>>3848970
What is Teds dad?
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>>3849035

yup, it was lightining in a bottle , caught practically by accident.

never gonna happen again.
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>>3848990
Well god damn it. Now I want Sharla domming Bellwether completely, turning her into her pet.
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>>3849061
Yes, he cut the hole too small for his knot at max inflation, come on Anon, it's not that hard a joke to follow.
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>>3849042
Sorry but soccer is a bit more entertaining ATM

But I'm assuming you will end the stream with Zootopia
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>>3849075
Looks like a Thylacine
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>>3844893
no
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>>3849086
Nono anon, she'd leave the ex-mayor with at least a little fight in her. It's a lot more fun that way, watching the white sheep's eyes narrow as she stares up from between those black-wooled thighs, though her indignation does nothing to slow the work of that stubby little tongue.
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>>3849076
Maybe love could give me a similar feling but I will never know
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>>3849076
Have hope in Zootopia 2, anon.
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>>3849131
That's good.
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>>3848510
Thanks for reading >>3847507
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I want to date ozzy
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>>3849146
>Zootopia 2
Haha.
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>>3849146

i wont care by the time.
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>>3848983
>Ok, I've got a gift for Finnick, Honey, Clawhauser, and Flash....noooow I just need to get one for Judy
>That shouldn't be a problem right?
>Nick was at the Zootopia Central Shopping Mall, doing his Christmas Shopping.
>His last minute Christmas shopping

>I'm gonna step aside for a moment and tell you about Christmas in Zootopia. It's actually not that different from Christmas here. About 2000 years ago, a mammal was born of a virgin sheep. He was half Lamb and half Lion. Yadda yadda, life of animal Jebus, blah blah blah, animal Pontius Pilate had him crucified on the cross, you get the picture right? Anyways, 2000 years later, the supposed birthday of this animal is now a materialistic event on the calendar that everyone stresses out about. Fast forward a little more, aaaand we're back to Nick doing his last minute shopping.

>It's 10:30, and the mall would be closing in half an hour.
>Nick has several bags under his arms but he's still not done shopping.
>He needs a gift for Judy.
>He saved that one for last because he knew that it would be the hardest one to figure out.
>Just what was he supposed to get?

cont.
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>>3849204
I want to rape ozzy
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>>3848785

darn. I was gonna take some greentext requests. Two cakes, yeah, but... Eh.
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>>3849204
get back in line man I have been standing here for days just for a hug
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>>3849227
Just buy some bondage gear at the sexshop, I have a feeling that Judy will like it
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>>3849230
You can do it Anon! Nate believes in you!
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>>3849283
What, again?
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>>3849230
Two knots Anon! Let the creativity flow!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKPhjkw3Y84
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>>3849204
I'd let Ozzy pound my ass. Or nearly any anon from /ztg/
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>>3849285
>>3849310

It's less two cakes, and more 'get a load of gideon's sad little pie!' I try, but lacking the basic rules of grammar means i'm low-tier at best.
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>>3849311
>This is what really happens in a bounce house
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>>3849299
>you can never have enough different butt plugs
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>>3849205

my favorite part are people who just saw the movie, dig deeper and consider early storyboards canon.

children, fucking children.
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>>3849332
Everyone starts at the same Tier Anon, only way to get better is to get writing!
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>>3849283
nothing says xmas like softcore SM amirite?
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>>3849227
>Did I mention that it's Christmas Eve? Because it is.
>What to get, what to get, what to get.
>Nick scrambled up the escalator and into the nearest department store.
>Something carrot related maybe?
>No, that was way too on the nose.
>Nick half jogged up and down the aisles.
>Maybe some sort of kitchen appliance? She doesn't do a whole lot of cooking? Does she even have a kitchen?
>Nick was suddenly reminded of a game show he had seen and a question asked on it.
>"What kind of gift would a guy give a girl if he really didn't put any thought into it?"
>"A kitchen appliance!"
>Couldn't have that. Nick really wanted to show Judy just how much he cared.
>What the hell could possibly say that??
>"Excuse me sir, can I help you find anything?"
>Nick whipped around, very on edge.
>The voice had come from an employee; a sweet little old otter lady. She sounded like Betty White.
>"YES! Yes, actually I'm looking for something for one of my friends...."
>"Is your friend a man or a lady?"
>"....aaaa lady..."
>"Is she your giiiirlfriend?" the otter lady was half teasing.
>"What, NO no no no no no, nothing like that, just a...lady friend of mine"
>"Oh, well then come this way, I think I can help you before we have to close shop."

cont.
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>>3849230
So you're saying you won't write anything and dump all the requests on the other anon because you're being insecure about anonymous posts? That's selfishness and false modesty at best, knock it off
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Has anyone done Jack Savage fics based on the mockup movie posters?
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>>3849332
>>3849371
He's right Anon, I sucked when I first started, but I got the hang of it!
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>>3849357
Children fucking children, you say?
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>>3849434

more like i was gonna, but i saw someone already doin' it, and then i figured i might as well catch the stream instead since that particular niche is being filled already.
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>>3849332
Anon, if it wasn't for this thread, I'd never have tried writing fiction.

Sure, the criticisms are tough, but it feels so good to see yourself improve, to see others liking what you're writing.
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>>3849487
You're not even a sad little pie. The sad little pie can become a cake.
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>>3849432
>Couldn't have that. Nick really wanted to show Judy just how much he cared.

Engagement ring, because shipping
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>>3849350
Actually, I think you'll find this is what happens there.
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>>3848106
I can't believe the nightmare has fucking ended
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What if there was a Carrot King bounce house that put the bouncers under the effects of Pastor that was located under Pack Street?
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>>3849582
Oh. Well that's not so bad.
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>>3849605
Yeah maybe he really was a good father.
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>>3849432
>The otter lady walked behind a jewelry counter.
>Oh geez, jewelry....viable...but NOT cheap.
>"If she WERE your girlfriend I would recommend going with a necklace or maybe a ring but since you say she's just your friend, I would go with a bracelet, here lets have a look at our selection."
>She leaned behind the counter and pulled out a tray of bracelets.
>Nick gawked at all of them, he didn't know anything about this kind of thing. He felt in over his head.
>"Heres's a good, neutral one, it's a friendship bracelet! And, she can add little charms to it!
>That would probably work, a nice friendship bracelet.
>"That would probably work!" said Nick semi-enthusiastically.
>"Oh wonderful! Would you like me to bag it up for you?"
>Nick considered this.
>"So what about those little charms, have you got any here? Like any carrot themed ones?
>Nick was contradicting himself but at this point he really didn't care. It was pretty jewelry and she would probably like it right? But what does that say about how much he had thought about it? Not a whole lot unless Nick could get some charms that really said "Judy!"
>"Well actually we don't have any more charms in stock. However, I think that the store at the other end of the mall does! If you hurry, you might make it!"

cont.
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>>3849487
You know it never hurts to tag along Anon. C'mon, join in the greentexting fun! Have a look at the requests I have waitlisted above and pick one!
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>>3849588
But would make officer content the bun?
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>>3849618
emphasis on "was"
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>>3849588
Then our lord and saviour Byron would descend from heaven and purge all these OC's with pure Wildehopps shipping
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>>3849373
>there will never be a scene in the sequel where judy and nick are comfortably naked in front of each other
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>>3849650
Stop.
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>>3849582
>Bug catching
I need to see wall mounts! Amazing hunters bagging the best most vicious bugs on the globe!
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>>3849621
That's the good thing with women

You can always resort to jewelry

Wait actually that's pretty bad
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>>3849657
>We could have seen one in this movie, if they weren't too chicken.
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>>3849657
GOOD
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>>3849657
Considering the nudist club scene they might actually do it one way or another
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>>3849639

maaaaybe... i dunno, i'm bonding with the other anons over the wolf cuck movie. we'll see!
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>>3849582
Dingo dad is good dad.
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Is there any Disney ship more pure and natural than WildeHopps? No. No there isn't.
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>>3849778
Bun and Red are pretty close but really, there's no match for NickxJudy
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what did he mean by this?
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this are gud sheep
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>>3849778
>she rejects him
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>>3849854
this are good art makers
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>>3849778
I actually can't think of a decent relationship portrayed in the movie. The Ottertons have a Emmett not telling his wife about the weird naturalist club, the Hopps have a happy enough marriage but Bonnie seems to have regrets and the whole thing might be incestuous, and the Wildes are either divorced or widowed.
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>>3849881
water isn't the only thing that's going to be spilled
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>>3849881
>the wolf, tiger and polar bear never let Wilde live it down
>it becomes unbearable and he hangs himself
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>>3849924
>McHorn laughs at the hole situation and gives Judy back her repellent
>They all laugh as she sprays him while laughing
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>>3849848
I think this sounds entirely different from what it was supposed to mean

>or we will actually see gay NickxBogo
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>>3849913
Not really regrets, just they both know and accept they settled.

It's what bunnies do, the carrots must flow after all.
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Ya'll ever have the urge to draw something, only to realize your drawing skills are worst than an autistic three year old?

Cause that's my life atm.
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>>3849970
let me tell you a secret: you will always think that way, no matter how good you are.
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>>3849951
>The hole situation
>Laughing at how wide Judy's holes have been stretched by Nick's knot
Jeez, not at work McHorn. Have a little decorum.
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>>3849621
>Shit.
>"Do you still want to buy the bracelet?" asked the otter lady.
>Let's see, if I have the bracelet, but no charms, it's pointless.....but this store might be closed by the time I get back....but if I have the charms with no bracelet that would still sort of work so...
>Nick bolted out of the store before he could reply to the employee who had been so kind to him.
>He ran across the mall as fast as he could, with all of his bags in tote.
>Geez this mall is big.
>Nick pelted his way past the scarce other shoppers as he made his way to the other store.
>He rounded the last corner and...FUCK
>The gates were down, that store was closed. No charms for Nick.
>Maybe I can settle for just the bracelet then. Yeah, that'll be fine.
>Nick bolted back in the other direction.
>He drew quite a lot of attention to himself as he ran anime style with all of his bags.
>Almost there, almost there... aaaand
>FUUUUUUUCK
>Now the first store was closed.
>Every store was closed.
>Nick dropped his bags and did a quick search on his phone.
>Every store in town was closed.
>He would have to go home empty handed.

cont.
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>>3849951
>carrot
McHorn meme is best meme

>>3849970
Every single fucking day
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>>3849913
Don't forget that Judy's neighbors are verbally abusive to one another.

Flash got the girl but is still a criminal.
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>>3850023
>criminal
but he street races, he's a cool criminal.
10/10 sloth, would commit crimes with
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>>3850004
>by Nick's knot
>not by B&P when Judy decided to drop nick and spice up her life
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>>3850023
Verbally abusive at the very least, there's no telling if that fur of theirs hides some very nasty bruises.
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>>3850008
Back to the knot-in-a-box plan
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>>3849996
You think I'm exaggerating? I can't even make a straight line or round circle.

It's like the devils in my hand, and every time I try to do something with it, it purposely ruins my hopes and dreams.

I might just stick to writefaggotry. Least I'm good at that.
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>>3850042
Still surprised there was no rape versions made of any of that.
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>>3849311
I didn't know cyriak was still alive
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>>3850064
>exactly the same way
You are not alone in your suffering.
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>>3850064
I'm not sure what's the purpose of your post, anon. Do you seek encouragement? Or are just venting?

I'd go about how hard work conquers everything, but I'm not going to this time. If you really want to draw, you will get good at it.
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>>3849970

yep

kinda made me give up on trying to art for a while.
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>>3849913
Well, there's Fru Fru. Her wedding seemed to go well.
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>>3849970
Just leave it to the pros, anon.
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>>3850124
>>3850064
>I might just stick to writefaggotry. Least I'm good at that.
Just leave it to the prose, anon
...fuck me that was terrible. Im leaving the threads forever in shame.
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>>3849913
Wait, where is it implied that Mrs. Otterton didn't know he went to the naturalist club?
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>>3850107

not them, but i can confirm people just like to explain things like this sometimes.
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>>3850137
please don't come back
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>>3850114
It was probably arranged by Mr Big to settle a dispute between rivaling mafia organisations
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>>3850137
Look on the bright side of starting now. If you start now, by the next time a new fandom rolls around you'll be a pro.
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>>3850149
She didn't tell anyone to check there. There were zero leads meaning he deviated from whatever his normal routine was supposed to be and secretly left not just to clear his head in the "pleasure pool" but to go have a meeting with Tundra Town's dangerous crime lord. There's a lot he's not telling her.
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>>3850149
You'd think that Mrs. Otterton would've told the ZPD gotten them to go check it out
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>>3850107
Venting. I wanted to make a webcomic, or a series of webcomics, to use for my stories. But the more I tried to draw, the more I failed. Practiced for months, doing exercises and everything. Just never improved.

My writing is excellent, however. But that's because I went to school for it, and spent decades working on it.
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>>3850098
Because her getting raped doesn't make sense. She always loves it.
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>>3850200
This is true. You'll go through life wishing you started sooner. It might be too late to be the greatest ever but it's never too late to be great.
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>>3850218
>>3850206
It's equally as likely that Officer Trumpet didn't care and just ignored the lead. Not the first time the cops didn't follow up on something because they were lazy.
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>>3850233
>The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago, the second best time is today.
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>>3850064
>I can't even make a straight line or round circle.
Then be creative with it and improvise.
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>>3850229
I noticed my skill level dipped at some point during practice. Keep pushing. It sounds trite, but just don't stop.

Grit your teeth and continue drawing new, challenging things. Draw actual portraits, scenes and landscapes no matter how bad they turn out. You are past the point of doing same two or three exercises every day and expecting to improve.

What books do you use, if you don't mind me asking?
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>>3850229
Were you good at writing before you went to school and spent decades working on it?
Adding a visual element to your writing will change your writing for the better, as you are expanding your toolset. Consider that you are not just getting better at art, but getting better at storytelling.
Your constraints are your skills at art. Tell stories that can fit within what you can do. It will make you better at drawing and writing, and in ten years you'll be moaning about wanting to compose music and considering just sticking to webcomics.
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>>3850246
I'd say about how the missing mammal cases were "top priority" and all, but I think it was implied that they cared more about the "real" preds than about a little Otter.
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>>3850264
>The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago
>And you didn't do it! Fucking idiot! We could have had a tree by now!
>You fucked up twenty years ago, which is why you're a fuck up now. I hope you die.
>--Old Chinese Proverb
>>
These threads really need drawfag help hotline
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>>3850268
Mostly self taught. My mom is an artist (in the sense that she takes art classes and sells paintings she makes on the side) and gives me pointers when I see her. I try to use some of the exercises she uses.

>>3850271
This is a fair point. My problem is I have fantastical images in my brain, and when I attempt to recreate them, my hands fall short.
Very short.
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>>3850307
Inspiring
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>>3850307
Man, Confucius really gets angry when he's drunk.
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>>3850308
Any general that draws fanart always does.
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>>3850364
>Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
>-Old Chinese Proverb
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>>3850308
Start it and make millions, anon.
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>>3850246
But she didn't tell Judy and the case didn't have any leads period. Judy finding out about the club was through the luck of knowing the pawpsicle hustler.
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>>3850348
>This is a fair point. My problem is I have fantastical images in my brain, and when I attempt to recreate them, my hands fall short.
And people have epic stories in their minds that they can see so vividly and are exciting and meaningful and pleasurable to them, yet they just can't find the words to tell it.
Its all learning. Finding the balance between being too in love with your work and being too critical of your work is the path to progression.
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>>3850008
>Fast forward to the next morning.
>Nick had been up all night trying to prepare any sort of homemade gift.
>His apartment is littered with arts and crafts supplies, baking ingredients, and countless other creative abortions.
>Nothing was going to work.
>He would have to leave for Judy's place any minute now too.
>Maybe he could get something on the way.....no....the only things open now were gas stations.
>He grabbed his keys and slumped out the front door.

>Judy had set up a lovely little Christmas tree in her apartment.
>It was festively decorated with lights and popcorn strings and little fox and rabbit shaped ornaments.
>This little get together was, after all, just for the two of them.
>Nick had actually never stopped to consider why this was, and why she hadn't planned something bigger.

>They both sat down in front of the tree.
>Nick had on a hideous sweater with posing reindeer on it.
>Judy was still in her pajamas.
>She handed a neatly wrapped present over to Nick, who took it apprehensively.
>"Judy....I....I'm really sorry....I didn't bring anything for you...I..."
>"Oh Nick I figured that was going to happen! And it's ok, open your present!"
>Nick unwrapped the paper and found that beneath it was another, different, layer of paper.
>There was a sticker on it that read "From: Nick, To: Judy <3"
>"What is this" asked Nick
>"Since I knew you'd wait till the last minute, I made your gift a gift to me from you!"
>"Oh....well it's exactly what I wanted! Here you go!"
>He handed the gift to Judy, who pretended to be surprised as she took it.
>"For me?" she unwrapped it, smiled and evil smirk and held up the item inside.
>It was a box of fox condoms, 32 count, extra knot space.
>"Oh Nick, you shouldn't have" she bat her eyes above a set of gleaming bedroom eyes.
>Nick gulped.

FIN
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>>3850307
Yeah that does sound like it came from china.
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>>3850399
>husband disappears
>police question you
>did he know any one dangerous or suspicious?
>did you notice anything odd about his behavior?
>no
>but he took up yoga
>thank you for your time
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Alpha and Omega just went to credits... which means Alpha and Omega 2 is STARTING SOON

WITNESS IT:
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/VWcZ5ch2Qyv
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/VWcZ5ch2Qyv
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/VWcZ5ch2Qyv
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>>3850397
I've been doing it for free for too long to stop now, anon.
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>>3850457
MEDIOCRE!
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>>3850441
They have a picture of him walking around Sarah Square with no idea where he was going. The wife probably didn't know why, or else his last known sighting would have been at the club.
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>>3850457

oh god, nightmare pups
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>>3850424
I'm strangely satisfied with this ending
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>>3850525
Almost as bad as Judy and Nick kits.
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>>3850424
This really came together nicely. Jood Gob, Anon.

If I have one complaint it's that the ending seems a little underwhelming. Maybe making the "box of 32 condoms" stand out more by making it multiple lines?
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>>3850424
Did she buy those at the same store her dad bought the fox spray?
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>>3850469

"If you love it, never do it for free."

-Jimmy Olson
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>>3850348
>Mostly self taught.
I see your problem. Most artists don't teach what they know too well, no matter how good they are themselves.
This explains why your progress is agonisingly slow - your learning process is unstructured and spontanic. You can't learn how to pilot a plane by getting behind the rudder and smashing buttons hoping you will take off.

Here, let's get you started properly

Absolute zero tier:
>Drawing on the right side of the brain by Betty Edwards
>Peter Han tutorials for beginners on YouTube
Do both in parallel, they are amazing for beginners

If you find Drawing on the right side of the brain doesn't really work for you (even if it doesn't, finish the book), augument it with

>Key to Drawing by Bert Dodson

Then proceed to
>"Fun with a pencil" by Loomis

in-between, do
>figure drawing (http://www.quickposes.com/)
>blind contour drawing
>Peter Han tutorials

do these three everyday, read books in the meantime and DO THE EXERCISES listed there. I cannot stress it enough.

Also, most often forgotten - never wait for inspiration. Sit on your bum and draw those circles, lines, arcs and waves until you want to vomit. Then draw some more.
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>>3850590
>all artists quit because none of them love it
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>>3850425
Smog is actually ozone, it traps the UV lights at a lower altitude and heats up the surface, it also makes cities more resistant to fallout and gamma rays from a nuclear blast, it also makes it harder to see a clear target of a city,
China has made it's own natural, nuclear attack defense system
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>>3850424
HNNNG

Thanks, that was one hell of a comfy ending
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>>3850590
"If you love it, you can have if for free."

-Genghis Khan, he loved the world.
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>>3850424
Here ya go Nick.
Sorry I wasn't around last night Anons, knew there were a few greentexts or something for me to cap, but I just wasn't feeling it. They weren't really my thing either.
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>>3849970
>Decide to finally art.
>Oh god, what is wrong with me.
>Give up arting for another year.
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>>3850586
Yes. It's the Fox Store, for ALL your fox needs.
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>>3850424
i'm absolutely ok with this
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>>3850645
Fuck!
Nate! Not Nick, sorry!

This is embarrassing.
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>>3850610
Thank you, anon! I love you.
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>>3850645
Oh I got those ones, it's fine!
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>>3850621
It's also poisonous
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>>3850645
I liked that, you should feel happy about your work.
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>>3850610
Not any of the anons involved in this comment chain, but this is why I'll never learn art.

I just can't dedicate enough of a shit to ever bother getting good at it.

Which is a really awful feeling.
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>>3850621
Damn geniuses those chinese. Clearly we should start copying them.
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Police Saga, Chapter 3, by PseudoFox!

Jude (male Judy) is convinced by Nick (male Nick) to start a relationship and follow him into a Pred/Prey LGBT night club!

Full text here:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7208780/chapters/16706035
Soundcloud of the blind readthrough here:
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/police-saga-ch3
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>>3850663
Lmao, I didn't even notice!
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The roo is cute.
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>>3850651
Maybe I'll get into Porn. It's art, but if I'm the bottom-bitch, not much work. Just lay there and take it, make bank.
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>>3850744
Pan down, Rose.

PAN DOWN
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>>3848412
>in wolf-tastic 3D

who the hell comes up with this shit
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>>3850698
Thank you friend!
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>>3850424
Alright loves, that's all your gettin for now. Gotta go to a BBQ pool party. Will be back later tonight.
Love Nate
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>>3850692
Oh, thanks then.
Are you AchiveAnon?
I feel bad for encroaching on his territory, capping greentexts. Wanted to apologize personally.
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>>3850739
Florida's already on it
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>>3850710
>I can't be bothered
>but I feel awful about it, so I'm not a lazy shit!
I understand different people have different priorities in life, but posts like these really leave a bad taste in my mouth.
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Just a little bit of Calvin before I have to start packing
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I DID IT
I GOT OFF MY LAZY ASS AN DREW A PAGE

WOOO

Here's the rest as always: http://imgur.com/a/RXT0w
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>>3850821
Have I mentioned that Sam is the best?

Because she is.
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>>3850807
Oh no I'm Nate, the writer of all those green texts. Sometimes I cap them myself just to sure.
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>>3850819
>implying I ever implied I wasn't a lazy shit for it
Call me when you suffer a crippling apathy for anything and everything and we'll talk.
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>>3850822
New page hotness. Hot mama
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>>3850842
>crippling apathy
you're a lazy shit
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>>3850838
And only loosly capping them. I don't have the software to line them all up neatly.
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>>3850858
Sounds like you've never been depressed, and for that I say be glad.
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>>3850888
nice trips. I like them better than your self-pity and excuses. How they've been working out for you so far?
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>>3850838
Oh, yeah this anon business is sometimes confusing.

If ArchiveAnon is around and reading this, sorry mate.
You do excellent work with Quest/Call and Answer sort of greentexts and stories. The biggest thing that comes to mind is The Bunanon Saga. I could never cap something like that.
If I understood correctly, you capped that?
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>>3850772
Why pan down when you're already where all the action is?
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>>3850741
Hurrah!
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>You will never dress Metals up in dresses that you and him pick, slip leggings that you and him pick on him, and then gently kiss him while massaging his back.
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>>3850936
beautiful.

>>3850947
>The darkest timeline.
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>>3850821
>Why are you like this?
Because she's a shitty trash panda, Calvin

And that's why we like her.
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>>3850835
I hate this bitch
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>>3850744

not enough cum splattered all over her face and tongue.
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>>3851151
Don't worry, as we'd make out I'd gently cradle my fingers around his back making him know that I really care for him.
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>>3850821
Calvin get back to studying! Don't even think about that predators strong arms, sharp shiny teeth, healthy musk or undoubtedly plump dadger bick!
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>>3850936
m-more, pls
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>>3851156
I seem to hate her and love her at the same time.

Or maybe I hate how much I kind of want to be her.
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There is only one more that I know of.
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>>3850925
>How they've been working out for you so far?
Not too well, but I have my writing to fall back on so it's not all bad.
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>>3851213
I didn't know she did any of the kkanga.
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Remember when Bats was still alive?
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Since we're close to the image limit AND on page 10 I made an emergency thread

>>3851245

>>3851245

>>3851245
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>>3851268
Remember when Rose was still alive? We haven't seen her in over a week.
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>>3851186
Amusingly, Calvin has experienced all of those indirectly or not. Food for thought, that is
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>>3851291
Remember when Chumpy was still alive?
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>>3851268
>>3851291
>>3851344
rest in peace contentfags
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>>3851374
>>3851291
Remember the zootopia general threads on trash? Feels like they died just yesterday.
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>>3851395
Remember the zootopia general threads on trash?
The what?
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>>3845356

>tfw Nick will never lick your pawpsicle

Why even live?
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>this thread isn't even fillled or pruned yet
>people are already posting on the new thread

COWAAAAARRDSSS
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>>3851594
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>>3851562
Oh, well.
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>>3851603
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>>3851616
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>>3851603
>nick is being a vicious condescending asshole
sorry, but no. This isn't the first 30 minutes of the movie. Just no.
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>>3850822
Very nicely done. Kinda curious to see where this is all going.
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>>3851667
Donk fucks the mama, obviously.
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>>3851630
>Ha ha, ya right Nick. Ok lets go bust some criminals!
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>>3851697
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>>3851710
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Judy is lewd!
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LEWD!
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>>3851755
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>>3851748
the fucking lip bite kills me every time

one of the best zootopia images
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>>3851819
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>>3851865
Great. I did all that posting for nothing.
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>>3851859
why does bogo look like a gorilla?
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>>3851888
At least you got trips?
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>>3851865
what emerges from yonder anus



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