Zootopia thread asvljfalasjhdkasd edtion. Pastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2TBooru: zoo.booru.orgArchive: ztarchive.com
>>3844507Is there a english version of this one?
>inhales
>>3844527
First for doggy
>>3844507Paws are the greatest thing ever.
clawhauser is the greatest.
>>3844535
I think I've had my fill of Pack Street stuff. Weaver needs to go back to Nick and Judy.
>>3844541
>>3844541Fatties are the worst. Fat fetishists are disgusting.
>>3844549I'm sure if you commission him he will follow your whims! You can do it!
>>3844523>1 new postMan, you're on the ball, today.
>>3844550Kill yourself.
>>3844549>I think>Weaver needsYou should consider what it means that you seem to believe that the former equals the latter.
>>3844558Weaver doesn't take commissions.
>>3844574I thought this was implicit, but since I see we're being pedantic today, I'll rephrase just for you, pumpkin.I think I've had my fill of Pack Street stuff. I think Weaver should to go back to Nick and Judy.
>>3844577You just haven't waved a large enough number in front of his face!
Not only would I dick the Nick, I would also love to have the Nick dick inside me.
>>3844598That's not allowed, you have to just pick one. It's like the gay rules or something.
>>3844521Doesn't mean I don't have pictures of them being used in alternate ways. Even if they are disgusting.
>>3844586Thank you, sweetpea.
>>3844549Weaver needs to do something with Gideon and Travis.
>>3844617What if I dick Nick's mom and let the Nick dick me?
>>3844650Bisexuals don't exist either. Gay rules, sorry.>that feel when no otter boyfriend
>>3844549>not caring about current fad of the week because you ignore everything weaver postsProblem solved
New thread, new shill, new Winter Snuggles.http://archiveofourown.org/works/6933031/chapters/16734121
>>3844540yes ticklingi am okay with tickling
>thread in a nutshell
>>3844675Judy's sensitive paws are perfect for tickling.
>>3844549Weaver doesn't need to listen to riff-raff like you.
>>3844703So sensitive.
Just a little repost for the morning. How about some weird historical worldbuilding?Religion was one of the great pillars of medieval Zootopian life, enough to be considered the First estate of society. Indeed, the church wielded power almost unimagined by today’s standards, even to the point of being able to dictate law in some countries. So it should come as no surprise that rabbits were by and large devout members of the church. As smaller prey mammals, the charity and power of the church could make for very powerful allies (Remember, of course, it was through the Churches involvement that the use of mammals for food was banned. Though it was not till 1567 that this practice was extended to non-Christians)Monastic orders were common in medieval rabbit life, with Dominican and Franciscan monks being prevalent, but there were a few orders that arose in rabbit kingdoms. The most notable would be the Order of St. Adrienn the Lop, who’s order professed to speak to Christs incorruptible nature. Monks of the order were to keep their ears downturned at all times to “prevent the lies of the devil from reaching pure ears”.This heavy investment in the Catholic faith has stayed with many rabbits, with some of the tenants carrying over to secular life. The reluctance to use birth control in rabbit families can be argued to have stemmed from these deep religious roots.
>>3844692What
>>3844710He's the best drawfag in this whole thread.
>>3844656Sigh. I guess I'd just bottom then. Buttslut gotta buttslut.
>>3844721>/co/ visiting /trash/
>>3844661wellnot nearly as comfy as the other chapters, but I hope it leads to a comfy Chapter 7
>>3844703What about biting?
>>3844744No teeth, only tongue.Unless you mean gently nibbling on Judy's toes while sucking on them.
>>3844722Objectively.
>>3844722I cringed a little. Just call him your favorite, okay?
>>3844703>perfect for>tickling>rubbing>licking>sucking>humping>sniffing>nuzzling>worshiping
>>3844722>Weaver is the best meme starter
>>3844779Ah, but the last panel is a punchline only because the mask had been previously established, so this isn't really the start of anything.
>>3844784He also didn't get dub gets in any of his posts.
>>3844760Both are good.I just like a bit of predplay.
>>3844738I feel that at least a little plausability is necessary for long-term comf reserves, and having their relationship be pure fluffy marshmallows forever is cute but wears away at suspension of disbelief. A less comfy chapter 6 secures the comf for future chapters.
>>3844778They're so wonderful.
>>3844778I like 'em thick, and round.
>>3844565>>3844551low test
Alright fuck the sequel, do you guys think Judy would even want to be in that kind of relationship with Nick?
>>3844833Fatties have more estrogen.Only faggots with absolute shit taste like fatties.
>>3844839She wants the knot bad.Gideon's knot.
>>3844851Fatties have more estrogen as well as more testosterone I thought.
>>3844802I don't even get what it is about ticklingI mean I do, but I don't at the same time.>>3844799Everything about that picture is wonderful.
>>3844839Are they good friends?Yes, yes they are.
>>3844873iirc fat releases estrogen. The body tries to release more testosterone to counter but it can't keep up if someone hits superfat levels.
>>3844877It's all about getting your first boner when your babysitter pinned you down and tickled you that one time.
>>3844868Did that rape thing with them get finished?
>>3844877>I don't even get what it is about ticklingWell see someone tickles your sensitive spotsthen you're like wow that ticklesthen you laugh about itit's pretty healthy honestly
>>3844883Explains why they're always bitchy...
>>3844877What about tickling Judy's feet with your tongue?
>>3844550>>3844541Sauce? Those are fucking hot.
>>3844892ohright.That would explain it, wouldn't it?>>3844895>then you laugh about itand then I'm weirdly aroused by it.Like I really want to be just held down and tickled.>>3844900See, it's not even the feet in general.He could be tickling her stomach or armpits and it'd be just as good.
What's your favorite /ztg/ meme?
>>3844961
Jerboas are cute! CUTE!
>>3844961Have the Bun / Be the Bun
>>3844982>twitchy tail
Zootopian currency are literal "bucks" with bucks on them.But who is the character? Have we ever speculated who's on their money? Or seen it?
>>3844977As a pred, I'd play with that prey.
>>3844805>>3844817source?
>>3844982>>3844994Oh, God, I only just now noticed that Sunny's tail is twitching at him being lucked.I fucking love this couple so much.
>>3845001Fucking carnivores I swear to god.
>>3844999>Schalke
>>3844661I remember having nearly the exact same argument with my girl years back. And my friends on a regular basis. The conclusions to those fights weren't nearly so clean
>>3844999Also, checked.
Oh, hell, I'll shill one more time:http://archiveofourown.org/works/7208780The Police Saga is finished. I'm likely going to tweak some little scenes a bit, revisions, but I'm still really happy with what I have now. Please do take a look.It's reflective of my love of guy-on-guy togetherness in full gay/bi fashion plus Judy and Nick shipping. Thanks guys.
>>3844523tell your mom to take you on another holiday because you probably think you're being fresh and entertaining
>>3845007>>3845011Dammit.
>>3845006don't pretend there aren't rodents out there that love to ride the tongue of a big pred while surrounding by rows of long sharp pearly-whites
>>3845019Enjoy your victory. I don't even like rule 63 and I still liked your fic.
>>3845001Who wouldn't? The real question is if you've got the stamina to keep up with a jerboa.>>3845006>not wanting to play with a horny hoppy hyper jerboaFag.
>>3845001As humans and therefore apex predators, why the hell wouldn't we? They're fucking gorgeous.
>>3845005*lickedI didn't even realize 'lucked' was a proper word, but Google says so. Huh.
>>3845044Wouldn't we skin it alive to make a phone case out of it?
>>3845009>having a girlfriend ever[Jealously Intensifies]
>>3845033What kind of person doesn't want to to feel a rodent on their tongue?
>>3845006Yes.Cry out the name of God as you fuck the carnivores.
>>3845042>staminaI think I'd be more worried about them keeping up with me, considering jerboas combine my sizeplay and foot fetishes.
>waiting on fic
>>3845033THIST H I SHIS
>>3844839I could see it being one of those situations where someone makes a comment implying they're already in a relationship, and Judy's all "Nah, it's not like that." But now that the idea's in her head, the more she thinks about it, the more she realizes she likes it.
>>3845079You're probably too small for them, anyway.
>>3845055Jerboa is not for hurting.
>>3845036Thanks.
>>3845055But that's what we have plastics for, silly.Femme furballs are for fucks.(Or would be, if they were around).
>>3845079>jerboas combine my sizeplay and foot fetishes.Such wonderful creatures.
>tfw the size difference for a jerboa doesn't interest you>tfw you don't want to be the jerboa>tfw you still have the apparently outdated dream of being the bun>something something reeeeee bunfags etc.
>>3845103I guess they would be a fine substitute for gerbils, with their long tails hanging out of your asshole.
>>3845082>not posting the addendum
>>3845112>no jerboa/bunny lewdsFix this.
>>3845132We need a bunny and a jerboa co-oping on a pred.that would be true perfection
>>3845082>>3845130Why the fuck hasn't this been turned into a fic?
>>3845112>as if being the bun will ever be outdated
>>3844661So this is literally the first fanfic/chapter I've read for Zootopia so take it with a grain of salt but that was pretty sweet.
>>3845150Because none of you fuckers who constantly whine about it are willing to get off your collective lazy ass and write it, apparently.
>>3845154>as if the bun will ever be outdated
>>3844997Well, we know that Zootopia is part of a federal democracy. Probably just one of their presidents, probably their Washington.
>>3845150I'm still willing but finishing the Police Saga and the other things over the past like two weeks have been a bigger priority for me.But, hey, it's two screencaps now.
>>3845093If you're referring to peen, I think you have the wrong idea about what jerboas want in a larger predator.
>>3845174Their Washington makes sense.He was probably surprisingly tolerant and not that racist for his time, though not by later standards, just like Washington.
>>3845154>wanting to be the bun>not wanting to fuck and suck the bunPoor taste.
>>3845156Now, read: http://archiveofourown.org/works/7293157(Not by me, really)
>>3845200Not them but personally I'm not dominant in the slightest, thus the idea of being the bun is appealing.
>>3845200I'm actually a Have the Bun myself, but I support both sides.
>>3845190Little squeakers love humping against cocks and tongues.
>>3845213What if the bun is a power bottom?
>>3845232eh.I really strongly prefer being fucked to doing the fucking, even if it's submissive.
>using a rodent as a sex toy and giving them such a full body cumload after getting slurped and licked downstairs-- making your prey look as if you poured a bowl of pancake batter on it
Zootopia
>>3845271Dude I'm working on it.She's a kinkajou but still
>>3845245What about being seeded?
>>3845003>>3844805http://leaddoodles.tumblr.com/>>3844817https://twitter.com/jaehthebird
>>3845271Rodents are total cumsluts that loved being completely glazed in cum.
>>3845279Take your time. I'm just crying out in how fucking hot this whole scenario is.
>>3845274>platonic
>>3845294>>3845280What's the point of getting fucked if they don't come inside you?
>>3845294Indeed.
>>3845319
>jerboa with a thing for big preds>find one that loves to have someone his size in their mouth>suits up in tiny spelunking gear>secures a safety line>lets the pred pick them up with their claws and dangle his tiny body over their gaping maw>oh fuck yes here it comes>pred drops jerboa right onto their tongue, undulating the powerful muscle while jerboa hugs onto it>the pred presses jerboa against the backs of their pointy, meat-rending teeth>jerboa can only get so erect>and then it happens so suddenly>jerboa feels himself being pulled rapidly to the back of the pred's mouth>time feels like it slows down as he reaches the back of their throat>jerboa can feel his big feet being pulled down pred's esophagus followed by the rest of their body>the effects of peristalsis squeezing and grinding against the small prey's body in all the right ways>just before reaching the pred's stomach, a heavy orgasm rocks the jerboa>he sprays cum everywhere inside the big pred>suddenly feels himself jerk to a stop as his big lover begins to reel him back out>his head is swimming as he gets pulled back into the pred's mouth and is licked clean by that glorious giant's tongue>he is pulled out and dried off with a tiny towel held by his lover, with giant loving nuzzles soon to follow
>>3845274Yep.
>>3845294>>3845319>>3845340
>>3845345Jesus Christ, what a fucking huge forehead that is
>>3845221That's why I love little squeakers so damn much
>>3845316>>3845344
We've talked about so many mammals lately.But would you a goat?
>>3845345
>>3845319I don't know, how does it feel when someone comes in you
>>3845345>>3845358Agreed.D:
>>3845374Sorry i'm not albanian.
>>3845374Not that goat at that age.But yes, I would definitely a goat or two.
>>3845374are we talking specifically about shoat goat?
>>3845280>>3845319 has the right of it. Why wouldn't they cum inside?
>>3845386Feels goodreally good.
>>3845395Because you could come inside them, and all over them as well instead?
>>3845374>tumblrtalekill yourself
>>3845291Thanks
>>3845389>>3845392I would too.>>3845394Not necessarily him. Just having him as an example.
>>3845397Felt someone cum in my mouth. It was exhilarating. I loved that throbbing feeling and having my mouth flooded with gooey warmth.Never had someone cum inside my ass.Life is suffering...
>>3845397What about the whole>carrot printed panties>bunny tail>pretend paws on hands and feet>leggings>fake ears>frilly dressAnd all that? You up for wearing all that.
>>3845429Hmm, I'd probably goat.
>>3845429>>>3845416Nah.
>>3845416>good thing is bad because popularity and fanbase>>>/v/
>>3845320I want a popsicle now... And also tap that ass
>>3845432I'm jealous. Never did make my BF nut in my mouth, even though I did suck him. But then I thought our relationship would have lasted way longer.
>>3845444Goats are GOAT.>>3845452Also this.>>3845446>
Zootopia?
>>3845454YES
>>3845470come one come all.see the one and onlyObvious troll
>>3845397Damn now I gotta get my fox dildo with a cumtube
>>3845413But I'd rather BE cum inside and all over.What are you not getting here?
>>3845459It took a little while. Twas my first BJ and my jaw was a little sore. But the payoff felt and tasted so good.I wouldn't mind having that experience again but>no bf
>>3845350I wish I was that jerboa.
>>3845488Something about the cumtubes just make me think it would be like getting an enema while a dildo is in your ass...
>>3845496>>3845459>>3845432The best part is that not only does is feel and taste great physically, but it's made even better knowing you're making him feel good too.
>>3845483If I were a troll why would you respond? Especially if it was obvious?Does that word bother you?.....ZOOTOPIAOOTOPIA
>>3845492Sorry, I wasn't part of that convo, I was just meaning that outside can be fun as well.Go get yourself covered with and pumped full of cum, enjoy yourself!
>>3845532definitely goes in the plus column of having a guy nut in your mouth, yes
>>3845532Fuck, man, I'm a dom but handie-ing and blowsie-ing my BF was heaven. Ways to make it really clear that his enjoyment was important to me even if he was my sub.
Why has no one mentioned the fact that Ozzy prime seems to be getting an ozzjob from one of the clones?
>>3845517That's because is basically is the sameBut then again this would apply to all forms of sexual intercourse involving penetration
Sure is gfur in here..........Hot.
>>3845596Because Ozzy is for cute, not for sexual.
>>3845598I've never bottomed, but I can slip myself into that perspective and I can't think of a mere toy even with squirting ability ever being close. It's that notion of knowing that, deep down, you've used your body to please someone else in the ultimate way. Feeling his wanting fingers slipping against your chest.Sensing every last drop going into you while his sweat is dripping down. Knowing that your actions have shot waves of pleasure through his senses. All of that.
>>3845634God I wish I didn't feel so sex negative because that sounds really amazing in theory.
>>3845628Goddamn it this is adorableAssuming that he's below 6ft 3in, I want to just lie down and full body cuddle him as we just rest in blissful happiness.Even if he's actually taller, still would.
>>3845634Alright that's enough, I'm bottom nowAnd also gay
>>3845598Like >>3845634 said, it's about far more than just liquid in your butt. There's the whole mental thing along with the physical stuff like his body pressing against yours as his cock spasms inside you.
>>3845666Satan.Embrace who you are.
>>3845441Not that anon, but I definitely am.My only sorrow in life is that I am not flexible enough to write "Foxhole" on my ass.
What mammal would he be in Zootopia, and would anything change?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEOh0MdcGqM
>>3845695>tfw roll satan trips when you're being seriouswhat even is my life
fuuuuuck this is great >>3842479http://cremepudding.tumblr.com/I need to work on clothing and shading too
>>3844717Yeah, rabbits were deeply involved with the church. A lot of them were friars.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU
>>3845441I'm always up for animal tail butt plugs
>>3845683Cool.
>>3845634Sometimes toys are better than actual people because actual people can be really gross, I've had two different guys drool puddles of slobber all over my back while they fucked me and a few others that farted when they came, there are some that say weird shit like "GRAB MY ASS, I'M CUMMING!" or freak out when you touch their hair(yes, I have actually had a guy yell at me for putting my fingers in his hair, he was a softball player at my college.)Sometimes I like my toy not being able to say anything or do anything that would put me out of the mood. Most of the time when you're fucking people you haven't known for a long time, it's just awkward and gross.
>>3845701Good boy.
>>3845738Love that one too!
>>3845683Well that was easy. Though you don't get your full gay license unless you smooch and cuddle/sleep together afterwards.Also if you live in the south, you can back out by beating them up afterward and declaring no homo. Only once though![whatsaspoiler]I'm allowed to joke about that because I spent my gay youth in a terrifying southern shithole.[/lolspoiler]
>>3845754But how is he supposed to fuck your ass if the butt plug is there?
In about an hour, I'll be setting out to see Finding Dory. It probably won't be half as good as Zootopia, though.
>>3845761Well, here the lesson seems to be know them before you fuck them.
>>3845809then again, what will?
>>3845809Pixar is fucking trash. Get on grindr and get fucked in the butt instead.
>>3845761That reminds me of when I'm fapping and watching porn on my tablet and the screen goes dark for whatever reason and I can see my own reflectionThat's always a major turn-off
>>3845795There are plug type things that attach to the panties and you can wear them as you get fucked, I think.
>>3845812Yup, which was not brought up at all in the conversation I replied to, so I assumed they were just romanticizing sex itself, which is a fucking stupid thing to romanticize.
>>3845677>Assuming that he's below 6ft 3in, I want to just lie down and full body cuddle him as we just rest in blissful happiness.Well, let's see, anon!Weaver said that Charlie, a Corsac Fox, is about the same size as or "slightly taller than Nick", who is 4 ft. So we'll use that as a marker, and extrapolate height markings on a per-foot basis.Now we'll overlay a human being, superimposed at a height of 5'10", the average height for American human males.There! This should give you a sense of scale.It's... actually a little surprising.
>>3845794>When someone uses an image with your exact filename and says something more or less that you'd say.This is a little spooky.
>>3845794It's shit like that that makes me beyond happy I'm LGBT on the good ol' East Coast.
>>3845794Damn, was it like Oklahoma or Alabama or some shit? I'm glad to be in more developed areas in Texas, although I'd much rather be somewhere in fuckin' New England probably.
>>3845842Avo is tall as hellLike, Al and Betty I expected to be up there, but I imagined Avo far shorter than that.Also Anneke and Wolter are short cuties.So is Charlie.
>>3845842>that awkward ass human posehere's the correct version
>>3845842Oh wow, I knew Betty was huge, but... hnnnng
>>3845770Talk is cheap. Why don't you come over here and show me exactly what a good boy I am?
>>3845596Because that was the joke, and also obvious.
Is Gazelle the kind of girl who would release a sex tape and tell little girls how much better big bad preds are at sex?
>>3845842>Avo is tall>Ozzy is about as tall as I am but twice as wide>Betty is nearly 7 fucking feet tall>Al is a fucking monsterA-at least Anneke and Wolter are cute and cuddly-sized.
>>3845882No.She has an image to maintain, after all.Of course, she'd get fucked silly by preds every night, but she wouldn't make that public.
Anyone have the link the Gud's tumblr?
>>3845842These seems too tall for most of them. Maybe there's not that close of a scale individual by individual.On the other hand, I like that Ozzy is basically perfectly made for human cuddles.Sweet delicious compassionate agape-loving human-x-Ozzy heretical cuddles.
>>3845893>Implying it wouldn't be AMAZING to snuggle into Al's broad fluffy chest like a king sized bed made of soft shag carpeting.
>(you)Hi everyone, I'm putting together Thematic Thursday summary and post it shortly here along with some org stuff I'd like everyone's input on, especially our lovely content creators.Anyway, what are your thoughts about the event? I say it'd go rather comfy, lots of positive vibes all around.
>>3845761>a few others that farted when they cameI like the plural on this one.
>>3844924http://puffinpopsicle.tumblr.com/
>>3845761>two different guys drool puddles of slobber all over my backWow, that's like, half pathetic and half flattering? >>3845839Well, I thought it was a pretty great post but I've just had the one guy, and I already knew him really well so that probably mattered.>>3845849>>3845858Well I'm technically on the east coast, it's more a handful of experiences I had that made me just make assumptions and clam up more. I had a redneck a good 10 years older than me threaten to beat my ass then weeks later, wanted me to suck his cock. That sort of garbage. I'm not so scared now that I'm an adult but I'm still pretty damn private about it.
>>3845877You're probably in Canada like, though.
>>3845882She wants to be straight-forward, not classless.So no.
>>3845893>>3845922Forget that, look at Remmy. He comes up to chest height perfectly. He would rule at hugs and standing cuddles. He could be the little spoon at the perfect size.
>>3845944I'm... pretty close to Canada, yes.
>>3845849Yeah, but being on the east coast is it's own punishment.
>>3845929I'm still glad that ComicAnon read my thing about "I do not like my big, long dick".
>>3845929I certainly enjoyed it, and will chime in again for next time. I did the Judy trapped in a tunnel short fic.
>>3845820But anon, I'm an oral slut.
>>3845940As someone with an oral fixation, I think as inherently gross as drooling on someone from the mindless pleasure and doing the same, it's honestly really hot. And like in a caring kind of way. Not from experience, but hey... I'd probably want that.Also biting and being bit. God. I fucking loved that. From experience, it's glorious.
>>3845882Not intentionally no.But I could see her being grabbed and forced to perform, to show the world exactly what kind of mammal she is, with the tapes released anonymously across the zooterweb.
>>3845922>These seems too tall for most of them.Bear in mind that Nick is 4 feet tall in the movie.The LARGEST adult red foxes MAYBE reach 3 feet in length. So any of these animals could be sized up accordingly.
>>3845992Then get spitroasted.
>>3845893>A-at least Anneke and Wolter are cute and cuddly-sized.They're probably the most likely to get hands-on as well, based off their characterization.
>>3845761>>3845940Inb4 REEEEE sex-negativeBut if you have a personal ethic of not fucking unless you honestly at least kind of love the person, versus just thinking of sex as like taking a piss or some other physical function, then I think it makes the gigantic difference probably.Honestly I think of sex as inherently a kind of amped up version of regular affectionate stuff like hand-holding and hugging anyways, just put on steroids.
>tfw I would totally bottom for someone from /ztg/ if it weren't for my crippling social anxiety and fear of STDs
>>3846028>Their characterizationVirtually none so far, have they even had any canon speaking lines?
>>3845929Most people seemed to find it fun.
>>3845970Well, if you do want someone to write 'Foxhole' on your butt, I'm maybe really up for it if you're willing to make the long travel.
Hey guys, Metals here. I missed the deadline for my Thematic Thursday submission because I'm bad at keeping schedules and worse at juggling multiple projects, but here it is now:Musk Be Love: Because people love scent-play.http://pastebin.com/Uji8bx3FJust a lewd little one-shot with size-difference fun added, figure late is better than never. Hope you like it!
Being a non-furry straightfag in these threads is a hell of a ride
>>3846040Did you not read the fics Weaver made?
>>3846040Yeah.Weaver wrote a fic involving them harassing Remmy.
>>3846039>social anxietyTalk a lot beforehand and get to know them first? Meet in a well-agreed upon place? You can work through that.>fear of STDsCondoms? Also, given how inexperienced most of us are, you probably are pretty damn safe even going bareback.
>>3846064two fics about remmy
>>3846059>straightfagOkay, that's believable.>non-furryNow you just lying, bruh.
>>3846053How long of a travel are we talking?...Are you a texas anon?
>>3846039I-I'd top you, senpai
oh for fuck's sake are we really going into ZOOTOPIA FUCKBUDDY MEETUP MODE again? fucking again??>>>/soc/This isn't a sarcastic link either, this shit is actually made for this
>>3845998oh godbiting, nibblingdrooling from pleasurethat shit is all so incredibly hot
>>3846064>>3846062Also either Anneke or Wolter spoke in one of the comics.
>>3846030I don't even know if it's ethics. I just want to feel like I know and have some degree of connection with them before we do gross stuff together. It's a more intense kind of affection like you said, for me. I don't think there's anything sex negative about that.
>>3846077Yes, but only one involved the twins.
>>3846070a) probably not a whole lot of people around me, at least driveable distanceb) not sure how I'd go about getting someone's contact information for a /ztg/ hookup>Condoms?ok>bareback...hot
>>3846097(You)God forbid having some common, furry ground when meeting a fuckbuddy.Chill the fuck out, let it pass. We'll do it more just to spite your REEEEEing
>>3846056That's pretty damn hot. Glad that he seemed to cum both in her and then take his dick out to squeeze a bit on her too. That plus taking in her musk.I suppose the only thing is that the size difference and species difference maybe was worded a bit confusingly. Might well to spell it out in a different way, though I'm not sure exactly. Good job anyways.
>>3846070>Also, given how inexperienced most of us are, you probably are pretty damn safe even going bareback.I hope none of you are this fucking stupid.
>>3846138>Chill the fuck out, let it pass.This is like the sixth fucking time.
>>3846056>>3846141I meant>*cum both on her and then use his dick to squeeze a bit in her tooMind reversed it, hah.
>>3846158And it sure as fuck won't be the last.
>>3846084Yep, Texas-anon.
>>3846158>he doesn't want to get his dick wet with other furfagsback to /co/ oh wait...
Haven't slept yet. Taking a small nap, someone wake me if comicanon posts.
>>3846086Come and get me, tiger
>>3846056Ayyyyyyyyy, Metals, wondering if you'd look at >>3845019I know I should revise chapters two and three probably to make the characterizations smoother, adding a bit of content with Nick and Jude talking through stuff, but I'm still pretty happy with the whole thing. And it's great to have it finished. Gotten praise from a bunch of guys, curious what you think.
>>3846039>tfw I would totally fuck an anon if it weren't for the fact that there's literally nobody around where I live
>>3846005"Forced to perform"? It just doesn't seem right.That's she's an evangelist for pred-on-prey love as well as all kinds of taboo love is obvious. There's no reason to try to blackmail her or something.
>>3845940C-c-can you suck my cock, anon?
>>3846020The bigger they are in nature normally, though, the less that I'd think that it would be sized up in the Zootopian universe.I know that, of course, many would be damn huge and well bigger than humans. I just would think of, say, Betty as likely being WMBA player sized and not a step way beyond that.
>>3846028I wonder if they'd just naturally plan out that like one of them would want to facesit on you, the other one blow you or grind on your feet, or whatever else. Like they'd move without even needing to talk and almost read each other's minds.
>>3846141Cool, thank you for the feedback! And yeah, I admittedly was using animal size/scale references pretty consistently so I was probably more vague on those outlines than I could have been. Plus I think I kind of rushed myself on a lot of parts just trying to get it out by Thursday, so I totally get that it would seem scattered. I'll ponder that more from here on out.>>3846201Sure thing, looking over it now!
>>3846102Fucking A, man.Fucking A.
>>3846244Adult female timber wolves can already stand 6 feet tall -- or higher -- on their hind legs. Giving her less than one extra foot seems reasonable given the scale of some other animals.
>>3846220>Muh fanon--Gazelle is for peace, coexistence, and not giving up.There could very well be reason to blackmail her.
>>3846118True.
>>3846128I guess it's a matter of mentioning your state in thread, then possibly exchanging a throw-away type e-mail later, and then doing more talking via e-mail.You're probably sadly in like Oregon or something compared to me, but oh well. Keep trying anyways.
>>3846158>>3846097You're probably right but best to just hope they get it out of their system quickly in a few minutes. Maybe if we're lucky they'll all actually hook up and then have no reason to post about it again.>>3846230I'll suck it clean off with an industrial vacuum, you big weenie.
>>3846144If you're both virgins, it's really not unsafe. Duh.Or have only fucked literally only one guy before, and that was virgin on virgin, so it's not like STDs arise out of the air or something.
>>3846277Unless you're EWS, in which case Gazelle is just a bitch.
>>3846220But that's the beauty of it.Imagine...>Gazelle couldn't believe her security had been so lax. The wolves had managed to overpower her, shove her into the trunk of a car, and all before her security had managed to get their tasers.>Now they had her blindfolded and tied to a chair in their den. Obviously planning to hold her for ransom.>"Now Gazelle, now all the world will see you as you should be, a slave to pred cock." She heard one voice say.>"Oh phew! I thought you were going to do something bad.">"Wait, what?">"I'm all in favour of pred cock, it's what half my songs are about. Can you fur the love tonight, for instance.">"So, you... uh, don't mind that we dragged you here to have our way with you?">"Oh no, if you'd have set up an appointment you could have done it in my penthouse suite. I'd even have brought a camera crew.">"Bitch, you are ruining this for me!"
Thread, when are we all going to pitch in and buy this for Metals?And the carrot undies, of course.>>3846269
This thread is really gay but it needs more of the best gay couple.
>>3846333Damn it. I laughed.
>>3846056>she starts grinding against the floor without even realizing itYeah.That's my fetish alright.
>>3846307C-can we snowball?
>>3845918http://gudguymaybe.tumblr.com
>>3846347His face still bothers me.I guess Travis' eyes are just so... weird.
>>3846269Great. Please post an A03 comment when you're done. And it's over 10k words so like take your time, man. Thanks.
>>3846297Another O state, desu
>>3846347It's freaky but fucking a rustic chubby guy who bottoms like a sissy feminine bitch, making girly noises all the while, is actually a pretty fucking hot thing. At least, when first thinking about it.
>>3846380Travis is pretty cute though.
>>3846311People can be infected without knowing it. People can be carriers, harboring an STD without showing any outward symptoms.Some things can be contracted unknowingly, including through birth.A virgin can, in fact, give you an STD.
>>3846144As amazing as being cum inside sounds, it's really not worth the risk.
>>3846426See, with eyes like that, he's sweet.
>>3846398If it's Oklahoma, then find some way to come on over to north or central Texas and there'd be about four studs or so, I think, that could dominate you like the good bun you are.
>not making someone get tested before gay sexWell, there's everyone's problem right there>>3846476Other O state, b-baka chan
BL's back with the thrilling conclusion to Ruined Forever. aka sex ed with pseudopenis featuring bune
>>3846490Damn it.
>>3846505What is seriously the last thing that BL has done?
>>3846347>>3846410>Cute country boys in love, nervously trying out sex, both wanting it but not really sure what to do .I need more of this.
>>3846460He's a qt pie.
Bernies back, dumping the ending.The fucking twat learned nothing, hell made Judy and Nick bigger fucking idiots and Becca more of a marysue
>>38465652/3
>>3846565What is this? A shitpost for ants?
>>3846531The last three pages went up on FA an hour ago.>>3846514I agree. Ohio sucks. Especially trying to find semi-sane horny /ztg/
>>3846532>>3846544yeesssssss
>>3846565>>3846531Bernielover's comics are shit.
>>3846565How can Becca be a mary sue when she doesn't even "squirt"?
>>3846565>>3846573
>>3846577>>3846579>>3846594>>3846600
>>3846579Well, if you ever found yourself in Texas, please remind the thread. And good luck with everything.
>>38466152/3GOD SAVE US
>>3846589>lifelong friends in the country becoming a loving gay coupleI wish this was my life.
>>38466243/3I fucking hate Bernierlover you know that?
>>3846615>>3846624>>3846636Do people actually like BL's stuff or is it all just tumblrinas and feminists?
>>3846615This feels incredible incomplete, like it was cut short in production between panel two and three
>>3846188That fox dance is hypnotic. It's appropriating weasel culture, the vulpine scum.
>>3846622Can and will do. I don't really see that happening, but who knows.
>>3846661Look at the comments on FA and then read their profiles, so yes to both.Hell, Bernie is a tumblirnia because MUH GENDER and MUH MENTAL ISSUES
>>3846336That looks a little garish for me anon. I'm pretty understated.I like those socks tho>>3846201>>3846392Yeah Pseduo, I would agree with your current fixes so far on characterization smoothing; Jude just feels a bit Tsundere to me I guess? In the movie Judy was also something of a firecracker, but not quite as externally forceful. You can chalk this up to Jude being the literal dude and having to project a more masculine nature, but it is still sometimes a little frustrating to me. That said, I think you actually hit more of a stride in the end of chapter two, so maybe them at the bar would be the best place for them to get expository.Aside from that, some of the sentence syntax can get a little rough, like at the start of the third chapter where just adding a frame of reference to the crawling sensation helps;>Jude felt as if tiny insects crawled across his arms and down onto his chest. to>Jude felt as if tiny insects were crawling across his arms and down onto his chest. So as to better discern that Jude is feeling this right now, as to it feeling weirdly past-tense. Further, I try to avoid using qualifiers like almost, semi- nearly in my lewds, and avoid referring to invested characters as just their animal archetype but that's a personal preference. All this said I'm in the same boat as >>3845036 where I don't really get much from lewd with only dudes, but this was an enjoyable read.
>>3846661It used to have some decent stories and characterization, but anything involving sex and/or Becca is utter shit, and that's all its been lately.
>>3846636
>>3846628It's adorable.
>>3846636Do you have the edits? I figure I might as well save them, because they're the only bits which make me smile from the whole thing.
Where were you April 25th, 2016 when a cartoon hyena OC donut steel "ruined everything" forever?
>>3846333I'm going to go ahead and say that these guys are also her bodyguards along with dancers and fuckbuddies.
>>3846636Why must Nick be a cuck
>>3845929 (you)Thematic Thursday summary:>1 music track, 1 poem, 5 stories and 6 drawings!Is it cool or what?Entries are not sorted in any particular order, I extracted them as I went through the archives, adding entries as I read and reread the threads. If I missed yours, sorry and let me know!Music>"Nocturnal Lament" by Pandanon>Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-594411020/nocturnal-lamentPoem>"Nocturnal Nick Poem">https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/sets/nocturnal-nick-poemStories>Judy Trapped fic>http://pastebin.com/YbHA01LB >https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/judytrappedfic - Comicanon's blindread>Judy chases a prep into Nocturnal district>Pawnisher, the Night Eye by Pantherpusher>http://pastebin.com/a0eGM3F6>Frank's exploits in the Nocturnal District>Nocturnal District by OfficerFox>http://archiveofourown.org/works/7355749>A Nocturlal District story taking place 30 years before the Missing Mammals Case>Foxes of the Night - Raccoonfag>http://archiveofourown.org/works/7349992>https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/foxes-of-the-night - blindread>Gideon visits Zootopia, shenanigans in Nocturnal District with Nick and Judy ensure.>WARNING: CONTAINS MCHORN>The Nocturnal District is a great place by Grizz>http://pastebin.com/G0tibTru>Nocturnal District is a great place to unwind. You'd love it.Drawings>Detective Nick by Saine Grey>Bats by Nah>Golden Moose by anonymous (unsigned)>Savage Club by Wynn>Mc Snarley's pub by Labjer>Nocturnal District thoughts by LabjerI think fun was had by all - again, please let know if I missed your entry, though I hope I captured them all.Some thoughts concerning future events incoming in (cont.)
Wait, this is actually the correct one
>>3846661i do like them they are funny to read especially the priest and finnick comic that one is really funny
I will never let Becca and all of that stop how much I know that hyenas are wonderful and adorable.I'm going to nap too, and I'll probably think of some big, strong hyena like Zeke and Ozzy with their warm fur and caring affection.
>>3846723They have some rough times in the beginning though.
>>3846744Don't worry, Judy is one as well because Becca will fuck Nick in the next comic
>>3846784
>>3846684Yeah, after a break from writing I'll revise some characterization type stuff, and I agree that my syntax can get pretty stiff. But I'm also very glad that you like it. You're sweet.
>>3846784Holy shit that is one giant vagina
>>3846799>human dickDisgusting.
>>3846759Amen to that. Ozzy, Zeke and Sunny are precious.
>>3846636Could, ah...Could someone explain to me what the fuck a pseudopenis is anyway?
>>3846741Wouldn't surprise me if the wolves tried to bribe them to look the other way, with attitudes like "that prey bitch thinks she's better than you."The tigers thought it'd be hilarious, and are watching over them to make sure she's okay, but knowing she's not in any real danger.
>>3846836
>>3846840It doesn't work anything like in furry porn.
>>3846799because I had to shrink the file (4 mb) I give the link where I have also uploaded it.https://e621.net/post/show/933632/absurd_res-anthro-balls-canine-clothing-cum-cum_in
>>3846840BASICALLY an oversized clitoris that resembles a penis, used in dominance displays primarilyHowever because it also circumscribes the vagina rather than just appearing above it (as the human clitoris does), sex and even birth must be done through it, resulting in an incredibly high mortality rate for hyena mothers
>>3846840It's a vagina. It's a penis. It's neither, but mostly a vagina.
>>3846867
I want to suck on the dick of the Nick
>>3846877>Judy will never rub her beautiful paws on youReality is disappointing.
Might be busy for the next few days, so let's at least post something new today.How did you prepare for exams? And how should Calvin be preparing?
>>3846868>>3846871egh
>>3846730Yeah, there on my FA. We need to make more of thesehttp://www.furaffinity.net/user/mememachine2/
>>3846907Amphetamines. This eventually leads to crystal meth and Calvin getting into the whole party and play scene.
>>3846907>how should Calvin be preparing?Lots and lots of late night cramming with his dadger. I mean Tristan.
>>3846787
>>3846840The females of some species have engorged clitorises which superficially resemble the phallus of the male. Specifically, Bearcats/Binturongs, some lemurs, Spider Monkeys, juvenile Fossas, and the Spotted Hyena.In most species, the pseudo-penis is just for display, but the Spotted Hyena takes it further. They not only have false scrotums, but their clitoris also contains their urethra and vagina.This naturally makes it hard to mate, so the male hyena has to effectively scoot under her while her pseudo-penis retracts into itself, like rolling a sock; so that he can stick his penis into her vagina.The real problem is that she also has to give birth through the same pseudo-penis, resulting in them becoming torn as the baby passes out.
>>3846946I'm sorry but it's the next logical step
>I'm not paying attention and they walked up behind me with this upWhoops
>>3846799>>3846867>>3846877I feel bad saying it, but I think masterploxy should stick to pokemon.
>>3846940>>3846907But honestly, this is the perfect time to abuse Calvin's unhealthy utter infatuation. Tell him you'll I dunno, take him to dinner or something if he gets a certain grade.Or maybe that's extra fucked up and manipulative, but damn if it doesn't seem like it would be effective.
>>3844541I like this but do they have to wear shirts?
>>3847001Kill yourself.
>>3847001so they have something to poorly fit in later obviously
>>3846976>he doesn't instinctually put his back to the nearest wall so that nobody can get behind him
>>3846799>no knotJust no
>>3846636I like this comic but damn does this go out of it's way to be a special kind of shitty to people who ship these two. The ship sails in the comic but in such a way that makes you wonder how, of all the things, could he get this wrong? Sure, a sex obsessed cast of characters isn't at all Disney but things like this takes it so far from the source material that it might as well be any other furry comic.I still enjoy reading it, this is just a serious low point.
>>3847115BL is a literal cuck fetishist
>>3847115Becca is actually the Carrot God. Her every breath exhales more Pastor into the air, this is why the world shapes itself to her whim.
God I wish the area that has actual shops in my town wasn't fucking miserable to bike in.>>3847141Do not defile the Carrot King's glorious name you heathen.
>>3846746It'd be cool if we had an imgur with all the drawings.
>>3847141It sounds like this comic is going to have a Big O ending.
>>3846929>>3846940>>3847000You all need Jesus
I'm not dead.Anyone who pushed F thinking you needed to pay respects, it didn't do anything... except maybe turn on your flashlights.How's everyone doing?
>>3847130Is Clawhauser cucking Bogo? He's pretty much a canon slut, but cheating isn't always cucking.
>>3847215I CAN'T BELIEVE COMICANON IS FUCKING ALIVE
>>3847215I can't believe Comicanon's fucking undead
>>3847203I know but the restraining order stops me getting closer than 30 meters to him.
>>3847233Well considering Bogo's got a kid it's more likely that Bogo's cucking his wife
>>3846976It's okay. At least you didn't get caught reading an MLP fic by a co worker once.I will never forget this shame.
>>3847215Good. What are you up to now that you're alive?
>>3847215https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QuoKNZjr8_U
>>3847233>Is Clawhauser cucking Bogo?For a moment I forgot that this is the comic where Becca's sleeping with Bogo's daughter instead of Clawhauser. That was a very disturbing moment.
>>3847215Doing all right. Procrastinating on those revisions for Savage by building Pathfinder characters.
>>3847258Isn't the relative of Bogo getting boned by Becca his niece?Know the lore, assface
>>3847215We don't take kindly to zombies 'round these parts, boy.
>>3847215Hope you're feeling better, CA
>>3847291I like this
>>3847288You might be rightEvery time I think on it too hard blood starts dribbling from my ears, I'm gonna have to take your word for it
>>3845738I'm super glad you like it!
>>3847236>>3847239>>3847271Reading the third chapter of Police Saga and being a sick lil VRbit.I don't know why, but my eye is killing me. Any ideas why?>>3847273>>3847291I'm a zombie?! That's creepy!>>3847295I'm feeling better because I'm with you all <3>>3847281Pathfinder?! Not 3.5?!Get.Out.
>>3847258>>3847276>>3847315niece
>>3847330This comic. This comic right fucking here is exactly why I hate Becca.
>>3845929Was fun!
>>3847329Eat shit, Comic. Pathfinder's still supported.
>>3847329>Playing Pathfinder>Playing 3.5>Playing D&D>Playing awkward broken rulesetsPlay GURPS you fucking nerd
>>3847329>Pathfinder?! Not 3.5?!>Get.>Out./tg/ must hear of this
>>3847330Yeah, I'm pretty sure Becca wouldn't care if she was legal or not, except that she'd prefer it if she was underage.
>>3847343what, because she's checking to see if the girl she plans to hit on is legal?Seems like a pretty solid plan to me.
I wonder if BL deletes comments.
>not 5th EditionALL OF YOU ARE PLEBSIT'S LIKE YOU *LIKE* TO PLAY BROKEN UNBALANCED SYSTEMS
>>3847354>>3847352>Not BRP.>Not Call of CthulhuThe Carrot God will hear of this heresy!
>>3847362>"Oh, hey! Is that a new character I've never met? I want to fuck her!"This is basically Becca in a nutshell.
>>3846636This comic got me thinking about how common cross species polyamorous relationships would be in Zootopia. A large part of the stigma against it comes from the fact that humans mate for life and sex leads to babies. If sex didn't lead to babies and some animals didn't mate for life, people just may become more loose.
>>3847380You've never seen someone you found attractive and though "damn, my dick's gotta get up in that!"?
>>3847329Maybe your eye hurts cause you wear that headset all day.
>>3847375You know, that actually is a interesting thought right there.Fully playable Zootopia Call of the Carrot King adventure when? There would need to be some rule changes and the like, but that could be pretty neat
>>3847397The problem is that's ALL Becca has to her character.That and she has a pseudopenis.
>>3847350What species is Ted? I can't place him
>>3847330Becca would be a fuckton easier on the eyes if she was proportionally correct. In fact, all of the OCs in the comics are off proportions too. Worst fox's boyfriend, all the hyenas, and literally every other OC. BL doesn't do Zootopian characters, she puts animal heads on drawings of Conan-Era Arnold.
>>3847397Not when you're told straight up "That's the niece of your commanding officer and she's in high school."And because that's all she does. She just fucks barely-legal people.
>>3847329>I'm feeling better because I'm with you all <3Aw.Oh, before I forget, did you read that pastebin I sent through discord?
>>3847397Generally not my bosses' relative.Did Bogo ever find out? I could see her being assigned to Tundratown for a year for that stunt.
>>3847410And? You want deep characters you go to Pack Street.
>>3847417Maybe this helps?
>>3847417Wolverine I think. Either that or a Tazmanian Devil.
>>3847435I wanted a mildly funny, if mediocre, comic about Nick, Judy, and CANON characters from the ZPD. Becca ruined any enjoyment I had for BL's comics, and it hurts.
>>3847432He found out. He didn't care.Because of course he didn't. Why should Becca ever get punished for anything? She's too perfect for that.
>>3847403Might be! I'll take it off.>>3847351>>3847352>>3847354It's like you guys don't even know how to initiate a grapple.>>3847428I did get it! I haven't read it because I wanted to do a blind readthrough of it, and reading it beforehand would make it real difficult to do that. Promise its the next thing on my list!
>>3847424She just finished fucking Judy.>>3847432Nope. And why would it matter. It's just drawings of dicks in vags. DEEPEST LORE
>>3847478uhhhyou can put the headset back on now
>>3846056Fucking hell.Damn.That's... well, if I didn't have a scentplay fetish before, I fucking do now!
Hey, got a very short story for you guys, something like 600 words. I cut a lot from it, thought it worked better this way. If anyone has critique's or suggestions, lemme hear'em.Judy suffers from PTSD and suffers a flashback to the night it happened.http://pastebin.com/1wcSQ3hC
>>3847478Was your mother's name Ruby by any chance?
>>3847507>cropping Judy's paws outRighting a wrong.
>>3847491Why? Don't'cha think I'm cute with it off?>>3847519Big fan of Ruby Quest! Felt very familiar!
>>3847487Did Clawhauser just eat her, Bogo's glasses, and that paper he's holding?
>>3847568PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK
>>3847487After she got through fucking that barely-legal hyena boy.
>>3847350I want to call Ted 'daddy" while he wets his dick in me.Shame I'm not a grill
>>3847507This was pleasant and not nearly as edgy as I expected.Good work.>>3847568>Don't'cha think I'm cute with it off?You can put it back on nowSeriouslyI might uhh... die. of cuteness overload. Or something
>>3847491>>3847584>>3847597THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LOOK AT THE CARROT KING, KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
>>3847568Wait a damn minute, if you only have one eye why the fuck are you using VR?IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
>>3847568IT LIVES! WHEN THE LAST FOX HAS BEEN SMUGGED, THE DARK ONE SHALL RISE AGAIN AND HERALD THE AGE OF MISERYSeriously, put that mask back on before a warp gate opens through that eye.
>>3847584Don't be scared, buddy! Look, we're all happy over here! Put on a smile!>>3847597You tease, you! I wouldn't let you die! It's not your time!
>>3847575The first two panels are a 'flashback' to the interaction between Bogo and Becca. The last panel is 'present time'. The previous page was Clawhauser asking what the chief said to Becca when he found out he and Melissa were together.
>>3847629
>>3847629DESTROY IT
>>3847575Topkek
>>3847629>I wouldn't let you die!No no!Feel free to let me dieseriouslyi don't even think the sweet embrace of death can save us from these horrors
>>3846746>>3847184I think I'll use booru for this purpose.There had been a few suggestions concerning revised schedule, picrelated is a suggestion.There's also a strawpoll what is preferable>Weekly Thursdays>Every second Sundayshttp://www.strawpoll.me/10648517
Baldrick! Are you fapping to your saucy mutant animals again? You still have my silverware to shi-...>>3847629...What in the Emperor's enormous engraving is that. Fetch my bolter, Baldrick.
>>3847629Wait, I recognise that smile!
>>3847629I'm glad it's not in dreamscape!
>>3847629>Comicanon posts he feels a little bit under the weather and disappears for a day>Then this emergesRun.
>>3847628>>3847643>>3847644Now that's just rude to assume that I could be killed with fire!>>3847627>>3847628>>3847649Warp gate... save you from these horrors...WHY do I use the VR HMD if I have one eye?!You fools! My duty as a comf sentinel is to watch over all that is anathema to uncomf, keeping all blighted entities trapped within my Horror Maintaining Display!If you were to gaze into those dark portents as long as I have, your body too would begin to mirror the corruption that seeps into your soul!
Does anyone own a bluray copy of the movie?Does the disk have artwork on it?What bluray version do you have if so?Especially if you have the steelbook version, does THAT have disk artwork on it?
>>3847687https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4ZpiVXa_KA
>>3847669Why not every two Thursdays? I thought that's what the general consensus was. Why would you put every second week on Sunday? "Thematic Sunday" just doesn't seem to ring as well as Thematic Thursday.
>>3847687sowhat?You're Artorias of the Uncomf?
>>3847689>bluray copy of the movie?Yes>disk have artwork on it?No>bluray versionDunno. Just came with the bluray, DVD and download code.
>>3847687https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFyXKfNTIPg
>>3847597Thank you kindly for reading it, and I'm glad you thought it was pleasant.
>>3847710better than an exterminatus.
>>3847687>You fools! My duty as a comf sentinel is to watch over all that is anathema to uncomf, keeping all blighted entities trapped within my Horror Maintaining Display!>If you were to gaze into those dark portents as long as I have, your body too would begin to mirror the corruption that seeps into your soul!It's scary how this makes sense and repeats the tragic downfall of the many noble and pure heroes>mfw Comicanon becomes corrupted by the fel energies of uncomfy and becomes Officer Content, the everchosen champion of shitpost undivided
>>3847672>>3847675>>3847677>>3847686>>3847694>>3847704>>3847710But if true horrors are what you seek, then look no further-- peer into the goggles, and see what terrible realities are kept from you!Do not pray for the gods to grant you mercy, for you will find no compassion from deities who allow such monstrosities to exist!
>>3847687well, i guess its worth it if it keeps the threads comf.sorry for the misunderstanding
>>3847754This is just going to be a pseudopenis joke, isn't it?
>>3847754Don't worry, I know now you are a pretty princess!
>>3847754VRbit, I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to put you down. You're an abomination of nature.
>>3847754Hold tight to your sanity, for it shall soon be wrenched from your grasp!
>>3847703Hey! Everything is up in the air, all suggestions welcome. It is clear weekly schedule doesn't really work for the majority of content creators, so I think everyone is happy with fortnight event, but anything else is up to the community!Keep suggesting the ideas what do you think is the best, especially content creators themselves so we can work out something that keeps everyone happy
>>3847754alright but can we go back to the comfy?
>>3847754
>>3847783As a content creator, I think every two Thursdays is plenty of time for me to put something together. Plus we won't overwhelm the threads with the event every week.
>>3847782>>3847801>>3847784>>3847772>>3847769>>3847768>>3847756See what terrors lurk beyond the veil! Accursed creatures found within the void between realities!
>>3847418This is what pisses me off the most. I might just be a Nazi about keeping the style consistent, but the terrible fucking animal-head-on-muscular-human-body OCs are worse than any of the shitty stories and characterizations.
>>3847813
>>3847813Not as good as a pseudopenis joke, tbqh. 0/10
>>3847813>>3847825>>3847829>>3847836Take no solace in believing that these nightmares do not dwell within your own plane of existence! There is darkness that corrupts your world as well!
>>3847813This stopped being interesting like 3 posts ago.
>>3847782>>3847813
>>3847849But, Comic. Their relationship is P U R E L YLATONIC
>>3847849NO NO OH GOD I'M SORRY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3847849>>3847860>>3847865>>3847872>>3847875And look upon the evil which-- wait
>>3847885Okay, that got a chuckle out of me.
>>3847885Th-this was put in the wrong folder! This is personal! Private!How do I delete posts?! Please respond!!!
>>3847885it was just a rusehe just looks at porn all day.>>3847898>How do I delete posts?!You've been caught pred-hande-wait, that pun doesn't work here.
>>3847849
>>3847976the joke wasn't funny the first time.
>>3847813AAAAAAAA>>3847849AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>>3847885AAA-wut
>>3844530
>>3847993This isn't a joke anon.
~the end~Hope it was entertaining-- it was in my fevered head.I'm off to finish up Police Saga. Thanks everyone, hope this was a fun little thing for you all!
Worldbuilding repost from a previous thread:carrots produce a lot per acre.like Holy-Mother-Of-Fuck lot, 19,400 lbs per acre.compare that to Oats, (2,240lbs per acre), Corn, (6,200 lbs per acre) and even Irish Potatoes (15,200 lbs per acre)Carrots are the chosen industrial crop of zootopia, what do they feed the bugs at the crawler farms? Carrotmeal. what's in all the sodas? Carrot suryp. what do they use to make booze? White Carrot Vodka. bread? Carrot flour. where's the table sugar from? sucrose/glucose extracted from Carrot pulp. paper, textiles, plastics? made from the waste after extracting the sucrose/glucose from Carrot pulp.it's Carrots all the way down.
>>3848106I CAN believe that VRbit is fucking dead.
>>3847908>it was just a ruse>he just looks at porn all day.well yeah, why do you think he's blushing so often
>>3848108This is definitely something I like.El Presidente is the best rabbit.>>3848106It was kinda fun, enjoy your fic reading!
>>3847804Hey! Thanks for feedback. Thursday works too - I don't think particular day is as important as giving content creators a weekend to work on their chosen idea.How about this?>3 days to submit themes>3 days to vote>6.5 for content creators to create
>>3848108This is a very clever and interesting bit of knowledge to have
>>3848146That looks pretty good to me.
>>3848146This works beautifully. Let's get to suggestions soon. I enjoyed Thematic Thursday a lot more than I thought I would and I'm itching to get started.
>>3847446Pint-sized pussy-buster
>>3847446Ted/"Martina" when?
>>3847329Oh hey, Comicano-->>3847478Whoah.>>3847568WHOAH.>>3847629...!!!>>3847687pleaseletthisbeadreampleaseletthisbeadreampleaseletthisbeadream>>3847754evanescencememeevanescencememeevanescencememe>>3847782[breathing intensifies]>>3847813Ugh.>>3847849There is no God, there is no Allah, there is no Dinotime...>>3847885Oh sweet, sweet bun butt relief.
Tuff or no Tuff, trash?
>>3848324no Tuff
>>3848324No tuff tbqh, Alec. Sometimes it works on Zootopia animals, sometimes it doesn't. On Mindy it unfortunately doesn't.
>>3848324aw man they both look pretty great, though I'll have to go with no tuftyou might be able to do a little more tuft but the right just kinda looks like a wig
>>3848127>El Presidente is the best rabbit.Somebody talking about El Presidente in here?
>>3845939God bless.
>>3848324I'm always in favor of tuff, so I vote tuff
>>3848324No tuff
>>3848324I like both.
Hello hello hello Anons! Are you prepared? Are you ready? Because at 1:30PM Pacific Time, in just 50 minutes, begins the stream you've all been waiting for! All SIX Alpha and Omega Movies back to back!http://www.ustream.tv/channel/VWcZ5ch2Qyvhttp://www.ustream.tv/channel/VWcZ5ch2Qyvhttp://www.ustream.tv/channel/VWcZ5ch2QyvThirty minutes before the broadcast starts I'll be running a series of trailers for movies to be featured in upcoming streams as well
>>3848324I like both, slightly prefer tuff but don't know if it's "Zootopia" if that makes sense.
>>3848108They do grow other things, though.
>>3848324No tuffI like both though
>>3847507Short but pretty goodI'm always up for injured cop stories, as long as they have a happy ending
>>3846746>>3848146Since various anons asked me to finish it I tried to. Hope it's a little better.
lol who did this, great roast
>>3848680call 911 we got a third degree burn victim
>>3848339>>3848340>>3848351>>3848385>>3848405>>3848410>>3848413>>3848417>>3848437Thanks for the responses guys.Not gonna give Mindy a tuff then.I'll be off to bed now.
>>3848550oh shit man, that's really nice. I like how you played around animals having indistinct features. Damn, really good.
Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeeuuure! You want action? Adventure? Comfiness? Feels? Step right up and Nate the Writedude will spin your "Wilde"-est fantasies into little green words you can read again and again. Or vote for one of these!Ideas from older threads:1. Nick and Judy's first dinner date2. Nick and Judy in a thunderstorm3. Young Judy working at a coffeeshop4. Clawhauser downs beers with coworkers5. Bellwhether bonds with Sharla in jail.6. Nick and Judy infiltrate a fox commune for an investigation.7. Nick and Judy discover the true meaning of Xmas8. Nick is hospitalized by a gunshot wound. Judy visits him in hospital.9. Nick and Finnick try to pull a scam at a waterpark, but Nick keeps getting distracted.Since this thread doesn't have much juice left in it, I'll probably only have time to do one before jumping to the next one.
>>3848785Is the true meaning of xmas fox knots?
>>3848680I'm sure she will honor the earnest criticism and use it to improve her future work>Or she will break down in an austitic fit of rage
>>3848785Whoops, Omit 1 and 2, already did those.
>>3848785I'd vote for my own suggestion, but that would be crass.Instead I'll come up with something else.Nick tries to find Judy a birthday present.
>>38487858 because I'm >>3848510
>>3848807Um.....if that's what you REALLY want.
>>3848755Thanks man!>>3848785I'm really curious of what you will do with 7
>>3848828Didn't you also do #9 last night?
>>3848721Sleep tight... meerkatter?
>>3848829What was your suggestion?
>>3848721G'night, Alec.
>>3848862I did, but I was stoned and now I want to revisit it sober.
>>3848879Fair enough.
>>3848865Sharla and Bellwether. Two Sheep, one cell.
>>3848862>rhimes with gayThat one was so blatant it actually got me
>>3848914Bellwether gets BLACKED?
>>3846784>>3846799>>3846867>>3846877https://www.dropbox.com/sh/7yo5e8fo8dt3m4v/AAClunri5L-zMrummB3z_Mqja?dl=0
>>3848785Judy and Nick doing an intense synchronized workout.
>>3848943Wool ewe be mine?
>>3848807>>3848829>>3848849I'm getting the vibe that we want a Christmas story.....in the middle of summer....ok. Stand by!
>>3848970Oh dear
>>3848976>This black sheep's gonna make you baa baa, hoeny
>>3848970but why are they all naked?
>>3848983As long as it's >>3848807 temperature doesn't matter
Well, I'm back from seeing Finding Dory. Not as bad in comparison as expected. If only I could see Zootopia for the first time again to compare.
>>3848785Nick and Finnick wheeling and dealing that ends with them shaving a skunk butt for a master plan.>>3848970Ted rocks!
>>3848807Merry Christmas, Carrots, it's MY DICK IN A BOX!Haha, okay, stop pulling the box, I cut the hole too small and it's stuck.
>>3849017I doubt that any future movie can recreate the feelings I had when I first watched Zootopia
Alpha and Omega 1 starting in less than 5 minutes:http://www.ustream.tv/channel/VWcZ5ch2Qyvhttp://www.ustream.tv/channel/VWcZ5ch2Qyvhttp://www.ustream.tv/channel/VWcZ5ch2Qyv
>>3848970Holy shit that's sad in an unsettling way where it loops back to being kind of funny. Nice job.
>>3848970>Ted in that first panelOH MY FUCK HE'S ADORABLE.FUck you, gud, leches shouldn't be that cute.
>>3849001Bare chested. Australia.
>>3849027More like his knot started to swell in there
>>38487854 please. Make it as gay or straight as you like, I just want to read about him interracting with the others and your take on their relationship.
>>3849050Even Olivia?
>>3848970What is Teds dad?
>>3849035yup, it was lightining in a bottle , caught practically by accident.never gonna happen again.
>>3848990Well god damn it. Now I want Sharla domming Bellwether completely, turning her into her pet.
>>3849061Yes, he cut the hole too small for his knot at max inflation, come on Anon, it's not that hard a joke to follow.
>>3849042Sorry but soccer is a bit more entertaining ATMBut I'm assuming you will end the stream with Zootopia
>>3849075Looks like a Thylacine
>>3844893no
>>3849086Nono anon, she'd leave the ex-mayor with at least a little fight in her. It's a lot more fun that way, watching the white sheep's eyes narrow as she stares up from between those black-wooled thighs, though her indignation does nothing to slow the work of that stubby little tongue.
>>3849076Maybe love could give me a similar feling but I will never know
>>3849076Have hope in Zootopia 2, anon.
>>3849131That's good.
>>3848510Thanks for reading >>3847507
I want to date ozzy
>>3849146>Zootopia 2Haha.
>>3849146i wont care by the time.
>>3848983>Ok, I've got a gift for Finnick, Honey, Clawhauser, and Flash....noooow I just need to get one for Judy>That shouldn't be a problem right?>Nick was at the Zootopia Central Shopping Mall, doing his Christmas Shopping.>His last minute Christmas shopping>I'm gonna step aside for a moment and tell you about Christmas in Zootopia. It's actually not that different from Christmas here. About 2000 years ago, a mammal was born of a virgin sheep. He was half Lamb and half Lion. Yadda yadda, life of animal Jebus, blah blah blah, animal Pontius Pilate had him crucified on the cross, you get the picture right? Anyways, 2000 years later, the supposed birthday of this animal is now a materialistic event on the calendar that everyone stresses out about. Fast forward a little more, aaaand we're back to Nick doing his last minute shopping.>It's 10:30, and the mall would be closing in half an hour.>Nick has several bags under his arms but he's still not done shopping.>He needs a gift for Judy.>He saved that one for last because he knew that it would be the hardest one to figure out.>Just what was he supposed to get?cont.
>>3849204I want to rape ozzy
>>3848785darn. I was gonna take some greentext requests. Two cakes, yeah, but... Eh.
>>3849204get back in line man I have been standing here for days just for a hug
>>3849227Just buy some bondage gear at the sexshop, I have a feeling that Judy will like it
>>3849230You can do it Anon! Nate believes in you!
>>3849283What, again?
>>3849230Two knots Anon! Let the creativity flow!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKPhjkw3Y84
>>3849204I'd let Ozzy pound my ass. Or nearly any anon from /ztg/
>>3849285>>3849310It's less two cakes, and more 'get a load of gideon's sad little pie!' I try, but lacking the basic rules of grammar means i'm low-tier at best.
>>3849311>This is what really happens in a bounce house
>>3849299>you can never have enough different butt plugs
>>3849205my favorite part are people who just saw the movie, dig deeper and consider early storyboards canon. children, fucking children.
>>3849332Everyone starts at the same Tier Anon, only way to get better is to get writing!
>>3849283nothing says xmas like softcore SM amirite?
>>3849227>Did I mention that it's Christmas Eve? Because it is.>What to get, what to get, what to get.>Nick scrambled up the escalator and into the nearest department store.>Something carrot related maybe?>No, that was way too on the nose.>Nick half jogged up and down the aisles.>Maybe some sort of kitchen appliance? She doesn't do a whole lot of cooking? Does she even have a kitchen?>Nick was suddenly reminded of a game show he had seen and a question asked on it.>"What kind of gift would a guy give a girl if he really didn't put any thought into it?">"A kitchen appliance!">Couldn't have that. Nick really wanted to show Judy just how much he cared.>What the hell could possibly say that??>"Excuse me sir, can I help you find anything?">Nick whipped around, very on edge. >The voice had come from an employee; a sweet little old otter lady. She sounded like Betty White.>"YES! Yes, actually I'm looking for something for one of my friends....">"Is your friend a man or a lady?">"....aaaa lady...">"Is she your giiiirlfriend?" the otter lady was half teasing.>"What, NO no no no no no, nothing like that, just a...lady friend of mine">"Oh, well then come this way, I think I can help you before we have to close shop."cont.
>>3849230So you're saying you won't write anything and dump all the requests on the other anon because you're being insecure about anonymous posts? That's selfishness and false modesty at best, knock it off
Has anyone done Jack Savage fics based on the mockup movie posters?
>>3849332>>3849371He's right Anon, I sucked when I first started, but I got the hang of it!
>>3849357Children fucking children, you say?
>>3849434more like i was gonna, but i saw someone already doin' it, and then i figured i might as well catch the stream instead since that particular niche is being filled already.
>>3849332Anon, if it wasn't for this thread, I'd never have tried writing fiction.Sure, the criticisms are tough, but it feels so good to see yourself improve, to see others liking what you're writing.
>>3849487You're not even a sad little pie. The sad little pie can become a cake.
>>3849432>Couldn't have that. Nick really wanted to show Judy just how much he cared.Engagement ring, because shipping
>>3849350Actually, I think you'll find this is what happens there.
>>3848106I can't believe the nightmare has fucking ended
What if there was a Carrot King bounce house that put the bouncers under the effects of Pastor that was located under Pack Street?
>>3849582Oh. Well that's not so bad.
>>3849605Yeah maybe he really was a good father.
>>3849432>The otter lady walked behind a jewelry counter.>Oh geez, jewelry....viable...but NOT cheap.>"If she WERE your girlfriend I would recommend going with a necklace or maybe a ring but since you say she's just your friend, I would go with a bracelet, here lets have a look at our selection.">She leaned behind the counter and pulled out a tray of bracelets.>Nick gawked at all of them, he didn't know anything about this kind of thing. He felt in over his head.>"Heres's a good, neutral one, it's a friendship bracelet! And, she can add little charms to it!>That would probably work, a nice friendship bracelet.>"That would probably work!" said Nick semi-enthusiastically.>"Oh wonderful! Would you like me to bag it up for you?">Nick considered this.>"So what about those little charms, have you got any here? Like any carrot themed ones?>Nick was contradicting himself but at this point he really didn't care. It was pretty jewelry and she would probably like it right? But what does that say about how much he had thought about it? Not a whole lot unless Nick could get some charms that really said "Judy!">"Well actually we don't have any more charms in stock. However, I think that the store at the other end of the mall does! If you hurry, you might make it!"cont.
>>3849487You know it never hurts to tag along Anon. C'mon, join in the greentexting fun! Have a look at the requests I have waitlisted above and pick one!
>>3849588But would make officer content the bun?
>>3849618emphasis on "was"
>>3849588Then our lord and saviour Byron would descend from heaven and purge all these OC's with pure Wildehopps shipping
>>3849373>there will never be a scene in the sequel where judy and nick are comfortably naked in front of each other
>>3849650Stop.
>>3849582>Bug catchingI need to see wall mounts! Amazing hunters bagging the best most vicious bugs on the globe!
>>3849621That's the good thing with womenYou can always resort to jewelryWait actually that's pretty bad
>>3849657>We could have seen one in this movie, if they weren't too chicken.
>>3849657GOOD
>>3849657Considering the nudist club scene they might actually do it one way or another
>>3849639maaaaybe... i dunno, i'm bonding with the other anons over the wolf cuck movie. we'll see!
>>3849582Dingo dad is good dad.
Is there any Disney ship more pure and natural than WildeHopps? No. No there isn't.
>>3849778Bun and Red are pretty close but really, there's no match for NickxJudy
what did he mean by this?
this are gud sheep
>>3849778>she rejects him
>>3849854this are good art makers
>>3849778I actually can't think of a decent relationship portrayed in the movie. The Ottertons have a Emmett not telling his wife about the weird naturalist club, the Hopps have a happy enough marriage but Bonnie seems to have regrets and the whole thing might be incestuous, and the Wildes are either divorced or widowed.
>>3849881water isn't the only thing that's going to be spilled
>>3849881>the wolf, tiger and polar bear never let Wilde live it down>it becomes unbearable and he hangs himself
>>3849924>McHorn laughs at the hole situation and gives Judy back her repellent>They all laugh as she sprays him while laughing
>>3849848I think this sounds entirely different from what it was supposed to mean>or we will actually see gay NickxBogo
>>3849913Not really regrets, just they both know and accept they settled.It's what bunnies do, the carrots must flow after all.
Ya'll ever have the urge to draw something, only to realize your drawing skills are worst than an autistic three year old?Cause that's my life atm.
>>3849970let me tell you a secret: you will always think that way, no matter how good you are.
>>3849951>The hole situation>Laughing at how wide Judy's holes have been stretched by Nick's knotJeez, not at work McHorn. Have a little decorum.
>>3849621>Shit.>"Do you still want to buy the bracelet?" asked the otter lady.>Let's see, if I have the bracelet, but no charms, it's pointless.....but this store might be closed by the time I get back....but if I have the charms with no bracelet that would still sort of work so...>Nick bolted out of the store before he could reply to the employee who had been so kind to him.>He ran across the mall as fast as he could, with all of his bags in tote.>Geez this mall is big.>Nick pelted his way past the scarce other shoppers as he made his way to the other store.>He rounded the last corner and...FUCK>The gates were down, that store was closed. No charms for Nick.>Maybe I can settle for just the bracelet then. Yeah, that'll be fine.>Nick bolted back in the other direction.>He drew quite a lot of attention to himself as he ran anime style with all of his bags.>Almost there, almost there... aaaand>FUUUUUUUCK>Now the first store was closed.>Every store was closed.>Nick dropped his bags and did a quick search on his phone.>Every store in town was closed.>He would have to go home empty handed.cont.
>>3849951>carrotMcHorn meme is best meme>>3849970Every single fucking day
>>3849913Don't forget that Judy's neighbors are verbally abusive to one another.Flash got the girl but is still a criminal.
>>3850023>criminalbut he street races, he's a cool criminal.10/10 sloth, would commit crimes with
>>3850004>by Nick's knot>not by B&P when Judy decided to drop nick and spice up her life
>>3850023Verbally abusive at the very least, there's no telling if that fur of theirs hides some very nasty bruises.
>>3850008Back to the knot-in-a-box plan
>>3849996You think I'm exaggerating? I can't even make a straight line or round circle.It's like the devils in my hand, and every time I try to do something with it, it purposely ruins my hopes and dreams.I might just stick to writefaggotry. Least I'm good at that.
>>3850042Still surprised there was no rape versions made of any of that.
>>3849311I didn't know cyriak was still alive
>>3850064>exactly the same wayYou are not alone in your suffering.
>>3850064I'm not sure what's the purpose of your post, anon. Do you seek encouragement? Or are just venting? I'd go about how hard work conquers everything, but I'm not going to this time. If you really want to draw, you will get good at it.
>>3849970yepkinda made me give up on trying to art for a while.
>>3849913Well, there's Fru Fru. Her wedding seemed to go well.
>>3849970Just leave it to the pros, anon.
>>3850124>>3850064>I might just stick to writefaggotry. Least I'm good at that.Just leave it to the prose, anon...fuck me that was terrible. Im leaving the threads forever in shame.
>>3849913Wait, where is it implied that Mrs. Otterton didn't know he went to the naturalist club?
>>3850107not them, but i can confirm people just like to explain things like this sometimes.
>>3850137please don't come back
>>3850114It was probably arranged by Mr Big to settle a dispute between rivaling mafia organisations
>>3850137Look on the bright side of starting now. If you start now, by the next time a new fandom rolls around you'll be a pro.
>>3850149She didn't tell anyone to check there. There were zero leads meaning he deviated from whatever his normal routine was supposed to be and secretly left not just to clear his head in the "pleasure pool" but to go have a meeting with Tundra Town's dangerous crime lord. There's a lot he's not telling her.
>>3850149You'd think that Mrs. Otterton would've told the ZPD gotten them to go check it out
>>3850107Venting. I wanted to make a webcomic, or a series of webcomics, to use for my stories. But the more I tried to draw, the more I failed. Practiced for months, doing exercises and everything. Just never improved.My writing is excellent, however. But that's because I went to school for it, and spent decades working on it.
>>3850098Because her getting raped doesn't make sense. She always loves it.
>>3850200This is true. You'll go through life wishing you started sooner. It might be too late to be the greatest ever but it's never too late to be great.
>>3850218>>3850206It's equally as likely that Officer Trumpet didn't care and just ignored the lead. Not the first time the cops didn't follow up on something because they were lazy.
>>3850233>The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago, the second best time is today.
>>3850064>I can't even make a straight line or round circle.Then be creative with it and improvise.
>>3850229I noticed my skill level dipped at some point during practice. Keep pushing. It sounds trite, but just don't stop.Grit your teeth and continue drawing new, challenging things. Draw actual portraits, scenes and landscapes no matter how bad they turn out. You are past the point of doing same two or three exercises every day and expecting to improve.What books do you use, if you don't mind me asking?
>>3850229Were you good at writing before you went to school and spent decades working on it?Adding a visual element to your writing will change your writing for the better, as you are expanding your toolset. Consider that you are not just getting better at art, but getting better at storytelling.Your constraints are your skills at art. Tell stories that can fit within what you can do. It will make you better at drawing and writing, and in ten years you'll be moaning about wanting to compose music and considering just sticking to webcomics.
>>3850246I'd say about how the missing mammal cases were "top priority" and all, but I think it was implied that they cared more about the "real" preds than about a little Otter.
>>3850264>The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago>And you didn't do it! Fucking idiot! We could have had a tree by now!>You fucked up twenty years ago, which is why you're a fuck up now. I hope you die.>--Old Chinese Proverb
These threads really need drawfag help hotline
>>3850268Mostly self taught. My mom is an artist (in the sense that she takes art classes and sells paintings she makes on the side) and gives me pointers when I see her. I try to use some of the exercises she uses.>>3850271This is a fair point. My problem is I have fantastical images in my brain, and when I attempt to recreate them, my hands fall short.Very short.
>>3850307Inspiring
>>3850307Man, Confucius really gets angry when he's drunk.
>>3850308Any general that draws fanart always does.
>>3850364>Man who stand on toilet high on pot.>-Old Chinese Proverb
>>3850308Start it and make millions, anon.
>>3850246But she didn't tell Judy and the case didn't have any leads period. Judy finding out about the club was through the luck of knowing the pawpsicle hustler.
>>3850348>This is a fair point. My problem is I have fantastical images in my brain, and when I attempt to recreate them, my hands fall short.And people have epic stories in their minds that they can see so vividly and are exciting and meaningful and pleasurable to them, yet they just can't find the words to tell it.Its all learning. Finding the balance between being too in love with your work and being too critical of your work is the path to progression.
>>3850008>Fast forward to the next morning. >Nick had been up all night trying to prepare any sort of homemade gift.>His apartment is littered with arts and crafts supplies, baking ingredients, and countless other creative abortions.>Nothing was going to work.>He would have to leave for Judy's place any minute now too.>Maybe he could get something on the way.....no....the only things open now were gas stations.>He grabbed his keys and slumped out the front door.>Judy had set up a lovely little Christmas tree in her apartment.>It was festively decorated with lights and popcorn strings and little fox and rabbit shaped ornaments.>This little get together was, after all, just for the two of them.>Nick had actually never stopped to consider why this was, and why she hadn't planned something bigger.>They both sat down in front of the tree.>Nick had on a hideous sweater with posing reindeer on it. >Judy was still in her pajamas.>She handed a neatly wrapped present over to Nick, who took it apprehensively.>"Judy....I....I'm really sorry....I didn't bring anything for you...I...">"Oh Nick I figured that was going to happen! And it's ok, open your present!">Nick unwrapped the paper and found that beneath it was another, different, layer of paper.>There was a sticker on it that read "From: Nick, To: Judy <3">"What is this" asked Nick>"Since I knew you'd wait till the last minute, I made your gift a gift to me from you!">"Oh....well it's exactly what I wanted! Here you go!">He handed the gift to Judy, who pretended to be surprised as she took it.>"For me?" she unwrapped it, smiled and evil smirk and held up the item inside.>It was a box of fox condoms, 32 count, extra knot space.>"Oh Nick, you shouldn't have" she bat her eyes above a set of gleaming bedroom eyes.>Nick gulped.FIN
>>3850307Yeah that does sound like it came from china.
>>3850399>husband disappears>police question you>did he know any one dangerous or suspicious?>did you notice anything odd about his behavior?>no>but he took up yoga>thank you for your time
Alpha and Omega just went to credits... which means Alpha and Omega 2 is STARTING SOONWITNESS IT:http://www.ustream.tv/channel/VWcZ5ch2Qyvhttp://www.ustream.tv/channel/VWcZ5ch2Qyvhttp://www.ustream.tv/channel/VWcZ5ch2Qyv
>>3850397I've been doing it for free for too long to stop now, anon.
>>3850457MEDIOCRE!
>>3850441They have a picture of him walking around Sarah Square with no idea where he was going. The wife probably didn't know why, or else his last known sighting would have been at the club.
>>3850457oh god, nightmare pups
>>3850424I'm strangely satisfied with this ending
>>3850525Almost as bad as Judy and Nick kits.
>>3850424This really came together nicely. Jood Gob, Anon.If I have one complaint it's that the ending seems a little underwhelming. Maybe making the "box of 32 condoms" stand out more by making it multiple lines?
>>3850424Did she buy those at the same store her dad bought the fox spray?
>>3850469"If you love it, never do it for free."-Jimmy Olson
>>3850348>Mostly self taught.I see your problem. Most artists don't teach what they know too well, no matter how good they are themselves. This explains why your progress is agonisingly slow - your learning process is unstructured and spontanic. You can't learn how to pilot a plane by getting behind the rudder and smashing buttons hoping you will take off. Here, let's get you started properlyAbsolute zero tier:>Drawing on the right side of the brain by Betty Edwards>Peter Han tutorials for beginners on YouTubeDo both in parallel, they are amazing for beginnersIf you find Drawing on the right side of the brain doesn't really work for you (even if it doesn't, finish the book), augument it with >Key to Drawing by Bert DodsonThen proceed to >"Fun with a pencil" by Loomisin-between, do>figure drawing (http://www.quickposes.com/)>blind contour drawing>Peter Han tutorialsdo these three everyday, read books in the meantime and DO THE EXERCISES listed there. I cannot stress it enough. Also, most often forgotten - never wait for inspiration. Sit on your bum and draw those circles, lines, arcs and waves until you want to vomit. Then draw some more.
>>3850590>all artists quit because none of them love it
>>3850425Smog is actually ozone, it traps the UV lights at a lower altitude and heats up the surface, it also makes cities more resistant to fallout and gamma rays from a nuclear blast, it also makes it harder to see a clear target of a city,China has made it's own natural, nuclear attack defense system
>>3850424HNNNGThanks, that was one hell of a comfy ending
>>3850590"If you love it, you can have if for free."-Genghis Khan, he loved the world.
>>3850424Here ya go Nick.Sorry I wasn't around last night Anons, knew there were a few greentexts or something for me to cap, but I just wasn't feeling it. They weren't really my thing either.
>>3849970>Decide to finally art.>Oh god, what is wrong with me.>Give up arting for another year.
>>3850586Yes. It's the Fox Store, for ALL your fox needs.
>>3850424i'm absolutely ok with this
>>3850645Fuck!Nate! Not Nick, sorry!This is embarrassing.
>>3850610Thank you, anon! I love you.
>>3850645Oh I got those ones, it's fine!
>>3850621It's also poisonous
>>3850645I liked that, you should feel happy about your work.
>>3850610Not any of the anons involved in this comment chain, but this is why I'll never learn art.I just can't dedicate enough of a shit to ever bother getting good at it.Which is a really awful feeling.
>>3850621Damn geniuses those chinese. Clearly we should start copying them.
Police Saga, Chapter 3, by PseudoFox!Jude (male Judy) is convinced by Nick (male Nick) to start a relationship and follow him into a Pred/Prey LGBT night club!Full text here:http://archiveofourown.org/works/7208780/chapters/16706035Soundcloud of the blind readthrough here:https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/police-saga-ch3
>>3850663Lmao, I didn't even notice!
The roo is cute.
>>3850651Maybe I'll get into Porn. It's art, but if I'm the bottom-bitch, not much work. Just lay there and take it, make bank.
>>3850744Pan down, Rose.PAN DOWN
>>3848412>in wolf-tastic 3Dwho the hell comes up with this shit
>>3850698Thank you friend!
>>3850424Alright loves, that's all your gettin for now. Gotta go to a BBQ pool party. Will be back later tonight.Love Nate
>>3850692Oh, thanks then.Are you AchiveAnon?I feel bad for encroaching on his territory, capping greentexts. Wanted to apologize personally.
>>3850739Florida's already on it
>>3850710>I can't be bothered>but I feel awful about it, so I'm not a lazy shit!I understand different people have different priorities in life, but posts like these really leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Just a little bit of Calvin before I have to start packing
I DID ITI GOT OFF MY LAZY ASS AN DREW A PAGEWOOOHere's the rest as always: http://imgur.com/a/RXT0w
>>3850821Have I mentioned that Sam is the best?Because she is.
>>3850807Oh no I'm Nate, the writer of all those green texts. Sometimes I cap them myself just to sure.
>>3850819>implying I ever implied I wasn't a lazy shit for itCall me when you suffer a crippling apathy for anything and everything and we'll talk.
>>3850822New page hotness. Hot mama
>>3850842>crippling apathyyou're a lazy shit
>>3850838And only loosly capping them. I don't have the software to line them all up neatly.
>>3850858Sounds like you've never been depressed, and for that I say be glad.
>>3850888nice trips. I like them better than your self-pity and excuses. How they've been working out for you so far?
>>3850838Oh, yeah this anon business is sometimes confusing. If ArchiveAnon is around and reading this, sorry mate.You do excellent work with Quest/Call and Answer sort of greentexts and stories. The biggest thing that comes to mind is The Bunanon Saga. I could never cap something like that.If I understood correctly, you capped that?
>>3850772Why pan down when you're already where all the action is?
>>3850741Hurrah!
>You will never dress Metals up in dresses that you and him pick, slip leggings that you and him pick on him, and then gently kiss him while massaging his back.
>>3850936beautiful.>>3850947>The darkest timeline.
>>3850821>Why are you like this?Because she's a shitty trash panda, CalvinAnd that's why we like her.
>>3850835I hate this bitch
>>3850744not enough cum splattered all over her face and tongue.
>>3851151Don't worry, as we'd make out I'd gently cradle my fingers around his back making him know that I really care for him.
>>3850821Calvin get back to studying! Don't even think about that predators strong arms, sharp shiny teeth, healthy musk or undoubtedly plump dadger bick!
>>3850936m-more, pls
>>3851156I seem to hate her and love her at the same time.Or maybe I hate how much I kind of want to be her.
There is only one more that I know of.
>>3850925>How they've been working out for you so far?Not too well, but I have my writing to fall back on so it's not all bad.
>>3851213I didn't know she did any of the kkanga.
Remember when Bats was still alive?
Since we're close to the image limit AND on page 10 I made an emergency thread>>3851245>>3851245>>3851245
>>3851268Remember when Rose was still alive? We haven't seen her in over a week.
>>3851186Amusingly, Calvin has experienced all of those indirectly or not. Food for thought, that is
>>3851291Remember when Chumpy was still alive?
>>3851268>>3851291>>3851344rest in peace contentfags
>>3851374>>3851291Remember the zootopia general threads on trash? Feels like they died just yesterday.
>>3851395Remember the zootopia general threads on trash?The what?
>>3845356>tfw Nick will never lick your pawpsicle Why even live?
>this thread isn't even fillled or pruned yet>people are already posting on the new threadCOWAAAAARRDSSS
>>3851594
>>3851562Oh, well.
>>3851603
>>3851616
>>3851603>nick is being a vicious condescending asshole sorry, but no. This isn't the first 30 minutes of the movie. Just no.
>>3850822Very nicely done. Kinda curious to see where this is all going.
>>3851667Donk fucks the mama, obviously.
>>3851630>Ha ha, ya right Nick. Ok lets go bust some criminals!
>>3851697
>>3851710
Judy is lewd!
LEWD!
>>3851755
>>3851748the fucking lip bite kills me every timeone of the best zootopia images
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>>3851865Great. I did all that posting for nothing.
>>3851859why does bogo look like a gorilla?
>>3851888At least you got trips?
>>3851865what emerges from yonder anus