Zootopia Thread: Celebrating Thursday, anticipating Friday edition>Pastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T>Booru: zoo.booru.org>Archive: ztarchive.com>Desuarchive: desuarchive.org>Thematic Thursday Theme: Nocturnal district. Continue posting, some artists are late, but do share your work!
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I hope you all get castrated
>>3813562fuck the bun
>>3813471 Ah that's great, good to know I could help, even in a small way.
Couldn't finish my Nocturnal District thing because I procrastinated too long and now I have to be somewhere. So have the one part of the drawing I did finish.
I want to be ozzy's small prey boyfriendI want to hug him tight and press my face into his neck fluff and tell him how much I love him and also suck his dick
>>3813602I did. Felt good. Will probably get in at least two more tonight.
>>3813551What the fuck kept you?
There already was an old vacant OP.
>>3813632Looks great, Saine!
To the people who liked the Blade Runner pics, I managed to find this.
hope translation anon is hereanyway don't know if this comis is complete cause the drawfag posted the last 4 pages today so could be an ongoing comic1/8
>>3813600Here's your (Ewe)
>>38136842/8
>>3813602That's the spirit!
>>38136923/8
Another issue of "The Adventures of Frank Catstle, Mass Murderer Extraordinaire!" with somewhat less murder.http://pastebin.com/a0eGM3F6I guess this is my thematic Thursday submission.Sorry for the reshill, last thread hit limit a minute aft I shilled.
>>38137044/8
>>3813646But that one was shit.
>>38137195/8
>>3813632Cool.
>>3813585Oh no, don't get me wrong. I meant the "It ain't me" joke is tired, not the notion of Nick being a battle-scarred vet.Somewhere in my notes for a possible 80's Zootopia concept, I had ideas written down for Nick being a veteran from the early 70's, and what sort of military structure the Zootopia setting might have had at that era. Mostly brainstorming thus far, but it was fun to think about.
>>38137426/8
Boney M and Raccoonfag, guys here?
>>3813689That joke is really fucking funny
>>38137577/8
>>3813632>Noir anything>Detectivestake my everything, take it >>3813497>>3813522thank you both very much!>do you think gazelle knows about nick's actions much later?Do you mean how he became a hustler or the first fox officer?>>3812696this makes perfect sense, actually.>"Nicky, you're like a son to me, don't ask me for a favour - you know I always help my family"
>>3813635D'awwwwwwwwwwwww
>>38137738/8
>>3813623Sure!
>>3813780Ozzy is for love and cuddling
>>3813761Boney M here, what's up
>>3813163here you go dude
>>3813635That's pretty fucking gay, anon.Good work.
>>3813814why did you have to desecrate this thread?
>>3813814MOISTURIZE YOUR GLANS
there's nothing I want more in this world than to be pinned down and forced to worship judy's sweaty paws desu senpai
>>3813772Are you Eweposting ironically, sincerely, double-ironically, or whatever the fuck level are you even on?
>>3813814REV UP THE CUM LUBE BOTTLES
Reposting for the new thread. Also, it is super hot over here, so if I don't make it with the follow up later, just assume I burst into flames and died.From the age of the Nocturnal district, there are still a lot of very old business, and like all cities, some of the oldest are in the business of selling intoxicants.McSnarley’s Old Ale Sett is one of these very old establishments, a pub in the old badger style that was founded by immigrants to Zootopia. They specialize in Stouts and Ales, but do have a selection of scotches and other hard liquors. A comfortable pub, and family owned for over a hundred years, McSnarleys is a fine place to socialize with some of the old souls of the nocturnal district at dawn once the nights work is done.Of course, at night there are a few people on staff, just in case the tourist or two drops by, or even the old light-blind badger who made the switch to daylight living.
>>3813814fuk fag ass cuk kys
>>3813814>HERE WE GO>HERE>WE>GO
>>3813824>>3813814>mutilated cockThere's the problem.
>>3813837
>>3813814>cutfaggotry
Reposting in hopes of getting someone's thoughts on this. Just finished recording the guitar and I wanna get right into vocals before it's too late to record tonight.Verse 1Hey you out there listen goodAnd spread this through your neighborhoodCause I only know how to spread the bluesI'm watchin all you pass me byI see the judgement in your eyeBut give me a chance and i will sing to youohhChorus 1Pack street may be the only beat that I will ever knowRunning cons with my group of punksBut say one word against them and you'll hear from me when I'm drunkVerse 2I'm hassled almost every dayAnd if they're prey they walk awayBut that's just how things are here on the streetThe cops won't let me pay the billsSo I took a trip up to the hillsWhere nature shows me one of it's greatest feats (too on the nose?)Chorus 2The washer's broke the fridge is dry why should i even think to tryTo find a proper jobI'd rather sit here every day and spend my lifetime playing away to this mob
>>3813814>his penis is as long as the distance from the base of the palm to the tip of his thumb.
>>3813803It's PseudoFox, still, and I'm still worried about if my Ch.3 conclusion to this three-part thing is alright or not.Pastebin is: http://pastebin.com/8j54wDSg
>>3813711Thanks! Added it to the thematic archive, going to read it now. You're part of /trash/ history now
Hey friends, I have an instrumental song I would like to post for Nocturnal Thursday:http://picosong.com/xbxi/I hope you enjoy.
>>3813866Is the penis-in-bun-toy guy also a part of history now?
>>3813834Labjer/Calvin as crime-solving mentor/apprentice when?
>>3813814NOPE THIS IS TOTALLY NOT /MLP/ AUTISM TIER, WE ARE NOT BECOMING AS BAD AS BRONIES NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!
>>3813864If he's rocking a standard five inches, isn't that close to dead average for adult males? Just saying.
>>3813834It wouldn't be good for either of them in the long run, or even necessarily in the short run, but if they're getting boozed up I can't help but feel that... well, that ends with a boy-pussy full of badger semen.
>>3813865I'm working on something else at the moment and I'm not long from bed, so I can't help you out with this right now. But just fuckin' post it man, perfect is the enemy of good.
Ok, shilling my pretty awful Nocturnal District drawing
>>3813833The cum lube sucks. Too stringy and Nikolodeon Gak-like.Nope, this is just some good old Astroglide.>getting a bad score on ratemydick.zoot>>3813893I'm average as fuck and won't deny it. Even my kinks are pretty average other than the furfaggotry
>>3813884But anon... most of us are either former or current bronies.
wellim offhave a nice weekend guys o/
>>3813884Nigga we already had a bunny fleshlight let's-play a couple of months ago.
>>3813908You feel wrong.
>>3813881of course, anon.
>>3813908>It's not labjers.>You can buy anything in the Nocturnal district.
>>3813884Nigga did you already forget the dude who fucked the bunny ass for us?
>>3813921I've seen way worse.Content is content.
>>3813893You're right. I'm just being a dick.
>>3813924Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>3813884famalam as soon as we started unironically celebrating fandom fursona's and OC's we were lostenjoy the ride now and pretend like you've never heard of zoonies a few years from now
>>3813921hey, you're not quite finished yet, are you? Don't forget to sign it so you can get credited in the archive
>>3813755If you haven't seen it already, i'd recommend Cat Shit One aka Apocalypse Meow for further reading, I'm also trying to write something like that too.
>>3813893Hey /trash/, wanna see some shitposting?>five inches>standard
>>3813918That's probably right. I think I'll wait to when Raccoonfag gets back to talk to him more, also am curious how he's doing just generally, but I could just post it in right now. Thanks anyways.
>>3813941rude and patronising at the same time, anon
>>3813953Jesus Christ, Zoonies.Lord deliver us from this fate
>>3813834>>3813883tell me this doesn't work
>>3813927Thanks, same to you.
>>3813952Number One: That's terror.
>>3813927Sleep tight bunner
>>3813934
>>3813983The new hit Crime Drama, Friday nights on NBC
>>3813957Don't know if I will finish it or leave like this. Maybe tomorrow.
Do what you like, I don't care.
>>3813921Needs more bats. It's nice that you remembered to add mouse-sized doors.
>>3813884>/ztg/ newfags exist
>>3813982They are barely comparable anyway.
>>3813921Hey, it's the spirit of the Thursday. Participation is a cool thing in and of itself.
So yeah, shilling for the new thread:http://pastebin.com/YbHA01LB My submission to Thematic Thursday. If it helps, on ao3, I'm Prester_John. (If the terrible placeholder name didn't tip you off)Also:https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/judytrappedficComicanon reading my fic!
>>3813930It's dangerous, though. They should stick to cranberry juice or something.
>>3813893Just measured for fun while fully hard. exactomundo 6 inches from very base to very tip, curving to the left.
>>3813941>>3814002>>3814014Thanks for the support! Going to sleep now. Good Thursday everyone!
>>3813983While it works, the murder theme would not be very /Zoocomfy/.And we need more /Zoocomfy/.
Threadly shill once again. Does this count as a Thematic Thursday submission?DoxFick chapter 3. As always, let me know what needs fixing/improvement.https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12009955/3/Dox-Fick
>denying that 5-6 is the averageAnons, all of that gay porn with horsecocks, knots, and the like doesn't actually reflect reality.
>>3813953>mfw I agree, but because of officer cuntent's faggotry it's impossible to criticise threads quality without it descending into shitstorm and someone actually officering>mfw I like worldbuilding and comics because they're fun, but I'm also afraid people will have no self-reflection and there will be nobody to stop threads sliding into shit quality-wise and fursona celebration>mfw I anxiously hope Thematic Thursdays will direct stream of creativity into top tier contentanons, I firmly believe we're better than that and are capable of creating wonderful things, interesting ideas, consistently creating high quality OC and preserve comfy.we just need to be able to laugh at ourselves a little bit more I think.
Reminder to protect and defend Pizzacolt and Pizzafeline.Just as you do to Ozzy, to do them.
>>3814047Quiet, you.>>3814063>this comicAlright, what the heck is going on? They somehow had fox and bunny babes, and their kids are fucking? What?
>>3813965Seen it, read it, loved it. Also saw the CGI episode that apparently never blossomed into a full season. It's bretty gud stuff.It's pretty informative reading for Vietnam in general and operational procedure, but all the animals are more or less of equal size in that setting, so the river of inspiration has it's limits! I should probably go back and go over it again sometime soon though, it's been years.
>>3814081>we just need to be able to laugh at ourselves a little bit more I think.It would also help if you stepped back and realized your tangent is from some moron posting his dick. Maybe get a little more perspective?
>>3813953>>3814081I don't really see the problem given that the A-#1 thread interest has been in Pack Streeters and that's some pretty high quality, Zootopian true OC stuff.It's not that poor quality doesn't exist but it's not really an issue unless it drives out other stuff. Recall Sturgeon's Law.
>>3813783sure do wish i could read japanese
>>3814088Yes and yes. And it's as hot as it's twisted.
>>3814088I just want more comfy. Is that wrong to ask?
>>3814088Is that what a pile of niggers look like?Imagine how fucking oily it must be
>>3813983>"Look at that cum splatter Calvin, there's no way a mammal of her size could handle that kind of dick.">"Could too."
>>3813834>>3813983>>3814047Does this fit the comfy criteria?
>>3814063>they arent blood relatedcome on m8
>>3814003>ImplyingIs this too much asked for never making the same mistake you did in the past?I was fan of MLP:FIM until the end of season 5, until the season 5 finales with an ending that is literally the Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain of Television series...I don't want to go back into that kind of faggotry, and yeah I take account that we are on /trash/ but it's not a excuse to be the worst autistic piece of shit too.
>>3814063Are they biological siblings or adopted ones?
Dick pics: are they content? The answer may surprise you.
>>3814144When you're shooting down the notion of someone having fun with a crime drama? Yes, it is.
>>3814147This meme is honestly worse than Pastor.
>>3813711Is there a thing before this?
>>3814161>season 5 finales with an ending that is literally the Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain of Television series...Now you got me curious.
>>3814168The answer:no.No they are not.Nobody enjoys dick pics. Especially in the context of this thread.The end. Surprised? Didn't think so.
>>3814161>>3813884fuck off barneyfags
>>3814158Pay no attention to the man with the comfy. Go all in HBO crime drama style
>>3814164They are whichever floats your goat.
Did somebody say ruining things with your dick?
>>3814164Neither! Everyone always forgets the third, superior choice that both follows the rules of biology AND allows Nick and Judy to pass along their GOAT genes; Judy was impregnated with donated sperm from a sperm bank, and Nick donated sperm to a surrogate who carried their fox child. Fox and Bunny children that are biological descendants of Nick and Judy without inter-species "REEEEE".>>3814159While I love Wildehopps and all things Zootopia, my autism won't let "disney magic inter-species" work, sorry anon.
>>3814227the author literally wrote that the MC knows who the donor father of the bunnygirls is
>>3814227>>3814233Meh.
>>3814233Genetic cuckoldry is worse than just adultery.
>>3814246Author of that comic, you mean? I've been dying for the source.
Is it possible to have biological kids and an adopted one and the adopted one not feel like a fuck up, or both feel like one and actually end up as one?
>>3814233Also it's word of God in a tweet that interspecies children are not possible
>>3814246>>3814248Whoops, I thought he was asking about the comic, not the fic.
>>3814285No idea about the pic, thought you meant the fic, sorry m8e.
>>3814308To be fair, they probably wouldn't view incest as canon either.
>>3813684source?
>>3814340>TFW Zootopia 2 is just DoxFick-inspired slice-of-life about N&J's kids
>>3814233You could just go "adopted" and save the speech.
>>3814285>>3814333>there are anons who have only known a /ztg/ without First Request AnonUnfortunately he rarely posts his stuff, unless he has a FA or Tumblr we don't know about.
>>3814102good>also shilling, cause I'm the one who translated volume zero and have become addicted to those (you)s>also also, stay on your toes, someone is translating Cat Shit One 80s
Anyone for heresy?
>>3814379Who?
>>3814379Whoops, forgot to mention he left us for Overwatch, and his dA: http://8-bitpunch.deviantart.com/
>>3814379>rarelyTry never. He's never coming back.
>>3813778sheeeeeiiiiit! poor nick i wonder what kind of dirty work he do to cover that favor?
>>3814384>moneyshot WHEN
>>3814381>also also, stay on your toes, someone is translating Cat Shit One 80sOh shit, son. Covert ops around the world with Packy and co.? I'm all in.
>>3814379>he rarely posts his stuffhe's been dead for weeks, anon>>3814389More "Labjer and Calvin: but who...?">>3814396this would be the part of the story where grandpa takes you on his knee and tells you stories of a great war hero he knew who tragically died in his prime, tears glistening in his eyes as he recounts their glory days together.
>>3814389>Trash Panda follows quickly with the camera.Yes
>>3814364It's physically impossible for them to have children
>>3814407>>3814423I meant posting to his dA, which I forgot to link.
>>3814412cleaning duty is the worst
>>3814389these two mammals obviouslywip
>>3814429Its a cartoon.
>>3814399>recognize comic from when he posted it in /utg/>that Rudolph cutesy bondageoh lordyWell I guess I missed him for showing up late to the party, RIP
>>3814443did Smiles ever find his cake?
>>3814389Looks like it's already occupied to me.
>>3813684Translator-anon here, I have to leave for work in a tiny bit, then I'm gonna be busy most of tomorrow unfortunately. I'll save the images and post them with translation in the next few days if nobody else does before me. In the meantime, here's the first page:>Panel 1"I'm home..."SFX: Gacha (door opening)>Panel 2"Haa..."SFX: Pachin (door closing)>Panel 3"So tired..."SFX: Gaku (moving chair)>Panel 4"Work is a lot more tiresome when Nick's not around...""Why do I have this weird feeling..."
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/12/18/fertility-treatment-ivg_n_8836470.html>TFW "multi-plex" children that combine the best genes of both Jack Savage, Nick Wilde, and Judy Hopps-- maybe even more-- designed for maximum speed, intelligence, and hustling ability
>>3814453nope, that'll be up next
Reshilling for the new thread; my entry for Thematic Thursday.http://archiveofourown.org/works/7349992Foxes of the Night - by RaccoonfagGideon is in town and Judy asks Nick to show him around and have a little fun, but instead of the usual tourist traps they head for the Nocturnal District, where the night never ends and the drinks never stop.Comicanon's blind read: https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/foxes-of-the-night>>3813761>>3813970Sorry about that.I actually just got a bad movie night sprung up on me, so I was just popping in here between movies.I probably won't be able to give you any feedback on the new stuff anytime soon today. I'm really sorry about that.But I'll keep the tabs open for the fic and pastebin and let you know what I think when I'm able to.Once again, really sorry about that/
>>3814443Aaaaaaa, Calvin looks so cute here!
>>3814384
>>3814431i think this is worst: does gazelle knows?
>>3814384>Dat twitch Can't we have perfectly looped gifs?
>>3814206>New antagonist in season 5>Breaks the series' laws (Interrupting protagonist's speech, not being a arrogant cunt, being beyond good and evil since her goal is all about ideology, after being defeated the first time, decide to learn more about the protagonists and their friends and more and more)>Season 5 finales (two episodes)>Literally "You destroy my plan, then I will destroy your world!">And then we learn she is an antagonist simply because she lost a childhood friend because he moved to a school outside of the childhood town>Protagonist being like "Okay but because you lose a friend it doesn't mean you can't have another best friend anymore!">Antagonist being like "Oh shit you're actually right!">Antagonist becomes a protagonist and that finishes with literally a toy advertising for girlsMaybe Disney can make mistakes, but they will never ever be Hasbro because it's impossible to fuck up that bad except if you don't give a fuck about your gold mine.
Beaver, if you're still around: I've written up a little something about the characters of Beaver and the otters.http://pastebin.com/tAq1Pdmy
>>3814458>IT'S HABBENING
>>3813778i meant how he pull all those strings for gazelle to have a chance to sing
>>3814458You're the best, translator-anon
>>3814487Requesting lapel that subtly looks like a red blood drop.
>>3814504Nope.
>>3814498reposting from author anon:>Posting my Thematic Thursday submission and also pandering to one of my favourite ships.>Apologies for sketchy quality, I'm garbage when it comes to managing my time.>The Savage Club is one of the few Night District establishments which can be described as "respectable", where the bored and the rich spend their time and money in pursuit of glamour and entertainment not found elsewhere.>Having pulled a few strings and asking for a number of favours resulted in one of the club managers agreeing to give Gazelle some stage time in the middle of the week on condition Nick organises everything himself >Turns out organisation of public events required a lot more effort and time than it originally seemed, which explains Nick's scruffy look as he barely had time to eat and sleep, let alone get a fur trim>He also might have skipped week's worth of classes, which Gazelle will never know>Neither she will learn about Nick's involvement into the whole event - as far as she's concerned, the manager absolutely fell in love with her voice he'd heard on some undisclosed occasion and invited her to give a small concert, purely of his own volition>Both to avoid disapproving glares from the customers, discontent with the prospect of sharing the same room with a mangy fox, as well as to get a better view, Nick retreated to the balcony>He'll have a couple of errands to run tomorrow and probably quite a few more to repay the debts of gratitude incurred in order to make tonight come true>But she was happy, and it all that mattered now
>>3814508Dunno about the series' laws but the rest really is jesus_christ_how_horrifying.jpg tier. So the series is Zombie MLP by now then?
>>3814480I liked the ending to that one.
>>3814429
>>3814568So satisfying.
>>3814568>tfw no smelly judy paws on my face
>>3814508They started screwing up what they had when they brought in Princess Candace. It really has been just like sliding from there.
>>3814480It's alright. We can talk about it tomorrow or whatever.
>>3814568*umf*
>>3814569you forget: >this was the only favor Nick asked from Nonna or from Mr. Big
>>3814429>>3814592There is: >>3814460
>>3814568This is my favorite Zootopia not-porn that gets me hard as diamonds.
>>3814412Honestly? I don't think Mr Big would ask Nick for anything in return. Whatever "business"-related things Nick could do, he had other animals who could do it better.He was genuinely a part of the family for him and Mama's favourite. And the request Nick had would have probably been something relatively minor - perhaps merely introducing him to someone who knows the club manager well and / or with whom the manager had a debt of gratitude.
>>3814568>HERESY>E>R>E>S>Y
>>3814614I am familiar with this feel. God her breathing and the way her leg is moving is fucking hypnotizing.
Why worry about pregnancy, ethics, realism, morality, or anything else like that when you can just shove your cock inside of a pretty crossdresser?
>>3814399>visit page>see Judeon picLITERALLY NOTHING OF VALUE
>>3814569i meant this: >>3814412>>3814431>>3814645
>>3814661>she'll never hypnotize you with her feet into sniffing between her rank, sweaty toeswhy even live?
>>3814661>>3814568>>3814614
>>3814656Judy and savage could have a child, Nick is a completely different species
>>3814671Exactly.It's not gay if it's prey, anyways.
>>3814568>>3814661
>>3814645>>3814688but... but that was my bit of OC anon...>repostan>>3814569>this was the only favor Nick asked from Nonna or from Mr. Big
>>3814568>>3814608>>3814614>>3814641>>3814657>>3814661>all of these heretics
>>3814568lookI'm no pawfagbut that's pretty hot.Which I guess makes me a pawfag.
>>3813783>last line>I'll steal your icecream>all of it>all. of. it.
>>3814658do you think much later gazelle hears about how nick pull those strings for her to have a chance to sing?
>>3814693>>3814735*upvotes*
>>3814735the flesh is weak holy oneI embrace the righteous purging fire
>>3814697Three or more individuals contributing to the same child is inherently not biologically normal at all either. The point is engineering an embryo that's the best-of-the-best with differing parts and going from there.
>>3813834damn, this place looks comfy
>>3814759i wonder how she would react about hearing it
>>3813862I really want to hear the melody for this.
>>3814759Look at her with that red tie. The little meal ticket.
>>3814569this is so romantic but kinda sad because gazelle would never lnow about nick actions
>>3814759who knows, but, if she still had lingering feelings for him, imagine after learning of this...
>>3814808I'm almost done cutting the guitar together. Hopefully the vocals will done within the next hour or two. Or three.I could post a preview of the guitar if you want, though I'm reluctant to until I have the vocals in.
>>3814789But they'd be putting Fox DNA into some that would be 2/3 rabbit
>>3814796Perhaps she came to learn of all the things Nick did for her, long after they broke up and lost touch. Makes her regret and longing all the more potent, hm?
>>3814760>>3814775
>>3814824Wait until it's finished.No spoilers.
>>3814759Is her tail twitching?Is her...>tail>twitching
>>3814825How about just putting a fox dick in a rabbit vagina?
>>3814028You can't have juice at McSnarleys Anon, they'd glass you for asking!>>3814790I'm a bit curious as to how the inside looks myself
>>3814848yeah but it's not a bun.bet her nose doesn't even twitch properly.
>>3814573The last episodes I watched are the first two episodes of the current season and yeah it's very zombie now.>>3814617Not false, but it's not the worst thing that happened to the show.
>>3814825Is that really that different than putting pig, monkey, etc DNA into people today during gene therapies?
>>3814860That's adorable
>>3814860Why is that Bar Badger staring at Calvin that way?
>>3814860this is lovely and Calvin is going to end up with a broken heart in all of this.Fuck.
>>3814828I understand that this isn't meant for Judy to get cucked in the end.But I'm starting to worry that this might end up leading some anons to call for that.
>>3814854No, dick in vagina is the enemy
>>3814860>college freshman>over 21what a meme
>>3814860Set up for a double badg bun sandwich? I'm into it...Also is very cute.
>>3814028>>3814860"Cranberry juice.""What is it, your period?">Calvin starts punching mammals in the face.
>>3814898I pointed that out last thread.Calvin took a few years on the farm before he got the confidence to strike out on his own.
>>3814822i imagine her love for him just keeps growing so much at one point she just have the need of searching for him to rekindle an old relationship>>3814828damn this makes me sad,
>>3813711But what happens to the raccoon bartender?
>>3814883And I cannot wait.
>>3814863Still hot.Still>twitching>tail
>>3814429it's physically possible for them to adoptwhich also means that dox fick is slightly less incestuous
>>3814848of course, she wants the knot.
>>3814888Damn it, Super Hitler.Why do you have to be so negative?
>>3814929Does that fic contain dick in vagina?
Think Judy shitposts naked?
>>3814898As a watcher and reader, I'm pretending that Zootopia has better laws than the U.S. and the drinking age is a reasonable 17.It's not like Zootopia isn't better than the U.S. in other ways anyway.
>>3814860they'd give you a free drink for asking? what a place, making up for their poor inventory!
>>3814968Because, dick in anything porn makes mein wiener sad
>>3814929When it's comics and other images, I just pretend that it's IVF-ish situations and biological tinkering.
>>3814888dick in vagina is gods way
>>3814886I know that fear, believe me. I'm a WildeHopps devotee myself, but these sorts of side-ships are too fun and interesting to not indulge in all the same.>>3814908Yes it is...and that sort of melancholy is a little sweet, so long as it doesn't delve too deeply into angst territory.
>>381500417 isn't reasonable. 21 might even be too young considering the brain isn't properly developed until like 24
What's for dinner tonight, Zoots?Sigh, plain white rice with soy sauce again.At least I have some carrots and a little blueberry pie for dessert.
>>3814828w-what do you think she did after that?
>>3815046a cup of water
>>3815046Fucking delicious cheeseburger
>>3814860Crush logic doesn't work that well in a lot of cases. If anything, distaste for someone can make you want to fuck them more. A healthy, caring relationship that's non-sexual could be putting out the fire while an unhealthy, domineering one would be actually stoking it. Crushing as a sexual lust subconscious way to get back at the person.It fucking sucks. But it's the truth.
>>3815061wow, they gave you a cup this time?
>>3814860they're gonna fuck so hard
>>3815038Frankly there's been so much shipping of Judy with other people that there should be at least one or two side-ships on Nick's side. That aren't fucking gay, anyway.
>>3815077I believe you, but i can only go off my own experience in this case, and I've found hanging out with the object of affection either kills the crush, or upgrades it to pseudo-love
>>3815014>>3815035Don't listen to Super Hitler and his lies!
>>3815046Going to sleep/nap is what's going on tonight.Also drinking sweet tea.
>>3814860>bartender is also a badgerThis if funny considering some other anon's comment earlier. Anyway, this has a crazy amount of potential to be funny, awkward, endearing, sexy, whatever. >the MMO>the weird judo boner>Calvin's loneliness and whathaveyou>Tristan's weird dream>general shared interests>sharing stories in general>talking about trashpanda, handlebars or how Calvin got molested for wearing redThis is fantastic. Of course, only the worst possible thing could happen.
>>3815039As much as I don't want to on account that I've been drinking since the age of 18, but this anon's got a point.
>>3815103What a cutie patootie
>>3815103>lion who shaves his mane
>>3815035I have no God who has power over my world, the only Gods I have are those who deserve it in my eyes.
>>3814993>Gigantic, poster-sized picture of her parents.>Like they're peering through a window.>Right there next to her computer.>Visible from her bed.
>>3814886>>3815038how about something like this:>>3815054they are actually friends but have silent war over nick's affections while he's doing his own stuff to give a damn or just being oblivious about it.
>>3815101A pseudo-love is like a pseudo-penis.Even using the word brings chills through the /ztg/'s spine.
>>3815128I like it that way shuddup
>>3815046Sandwich consisting of: shredded roast beef from a pot roast, melted cheese, a fried egg, and lots of avacado.>>3815035>pic
>>3815097this guy gets it.
>>3815104How do the impures get off to m/f anyways?
>>3815131they like an audience
>>3815128It's hard for an adult male lion to send off "I want some cock" signals but I imagine that's one of the best ways to do it.Not saying they're gay, or anything! It's a nice metro fashion choice!
>>3815054I think it was the other day, I offered that Gazelle releases the odd somber love song among her usual pop titles. Songs that are slower and deeper, but quite well received all the same. Songs where she always seems to be referring to one person, though nobody really knows who.It's her way of dealing with her regret over Nick, and how they never had any closure. Yet, even Nick doesn't think the songs are about him. He's suspected it, but dismissed the idea shortly thereafter; Surely she doesn't even remember him, let alone think of him that way still!Imagine Gazelle releasing something like this (with the lyrics appropriately changed a little):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kyzEMrpESY
>>3815131Cheap and effective birth control
>>3815061>>3815078It's about time Smellwether learns that fucking the guards and fellow inmates leads to bonuses.
>>3815054>makes-god-cry ending: Hell is warm and full of sinners route>WildeHopps ending: Gazelle and Nick make peace and leave the past behind, if anything, perhaps as friends>Judy gets cucked bad ending: Maybe Gazelle is merciful and lets the tigers have their way with Judy while making her look as she fucks the life out of Nick
>>3815046I had some tamales last night. Wish I had some more, but I don't. Haven't figured out tonight's dinner yet.
>>3815131>posterIt's another window
>>3815172>fucking the prisoners and inmates meme
>>3813923What did I miss?Did you stick your dick in a sex toy?Can you post it again?
>>3815103I so want to be blown by him.And blow him.
>>3815039It's weird to be having sex, already graduated from college, and driving cars at 17 yet not drinking. At least, legally speaking.
>>3814759>>3814796>>3814822No, Gazelle never learnt about that. Despite being given a mid-week evening, she really shined and after the second mid-week show she was given Friday primetime. The kind of music preferred by the local clientele wasn't really her vibe, not like she had the luxury to choose of course, but working there definitely helped to gain much needed exposure. She moved on to more presentable events three months later and performed in the Nocturnal District again only on one occasion.The favours called in were mostly small and dispersed as in requiring contacting a lot of mammals, but Nick being discreet about his doings and dropping a couple of names probably helped keeping the whole administration bit under the lid too.>>3814821>kinda sad because gazelle would never lnow about nick actionsYou know what else would be sad? Nick's sorry state had she learned he'd been skipping school for her. That's one of the last things he would ever want her to know.
>>3815186What if Judy's enough of a Gazelle fan that she gets off on Nick fucking her with Gazelle's juices on his dick?
>>3815205You missed shit all.Yes.No.Just got done doing it again just a little bit ago. Actually felt tighter this time.
>>3815131I realize that it would be unpleasant from the perspective of a regular human being, but rabbits are super close knit and psychologically bonded in a way that people just don't even begin to operate on.
>>3815164the feels are pretty big with this one>>3815186i like the comedic and slice of life route, like this:>>3815133
>>3815235Scruffy Nick is a miracle of this universe and I need more of him
>>3815267That's a weird way to say 'incest'.
>>3815128It's hot as fuck.
>>3815046ur mom
>>3815186>At Least Hell Is WarmI'm huge into incest and all kinds of desperately kinky stuff and that series makes me sad. Jesus.
>>3815235dude why you make me feel.
>>3815267>Nick is freaked out by the picture of her parents in the room when they fuck.>Judy misunderstands.>"Oh Nick, I'm so sorry. We need to get a picture of your mother to watch over us as well. That way we'll be doubly blessed."
>>3815199It's not a meme. It's the truth.
>>3814458thanks anon don't worry we will wait
>>3815322Well the OP said at one point he only made it for reactions and expected for people to yell at him to stop. But I think they're too nice to do it.
>>3815234We're too young for all those things at the age, but traditions and society are funny.
It's still Thursday on the East Coast, so I'm gonna post the short little fic I just finished.http://pastebin.com/G0tibTruI've really been getting into second person lately. It has its challenges, but it's a very fun style.
post your f-list profile
>>3815368At this point I just want to see the ending. We're too far gone to stop.
>>3815296Indeed.
>>3814828>>3815235>>3814821Nick is for sadTragic the Nick
>>3815336This feels like it should be canon.
>>3815382>Aardvarddamnit Grizz.
>>3814569>>3814722>>3813778>>3814412>>3814658>>3814759>>3815235WHO THE FUCK IS CHOPPING ALL THESE ONIONS GODDAMN
>>3815267>Privacy is a nearly unknown concept in the communal environment of a bunny burrow.
>>3815391>implying anyone here is capable of constructing a half-decent post
>>3815104Dick in vagina blocks the view of the vagina, and the view of anything else is blocked by a male. Which I am not interested in
>>3815296He certainly is.
>>3815336>every time they fuck nick gets flashbacks to being molested as a child
>>3815427>>3815267
>>3815382>Pastoring yourself>Not in the context of a partner but for an entire nightclub to have their ways with you>Knowing that you won't even remember in the slightest what happens to you, so the pleasure won't stickI know that this is a kinky district, but... damn. Like, seriously, damn.
>>3815382Nice, I enjoyed it!
>>3815054I like to think that when Nick and Gazelle finally reunite they're ecstatic but a little cautious. They know that it's been a long time and they're both very different people from who they were when they parted ways. Gazelle's become outgoing and confident and famous, and Nick has found a moral center and courage that he never had before.They do share one kiss; a kiss from the past, the last one that they never got to share before they were pulled apart, but understand that they have to get to know each other all over again, and they each have important people in their lives who may end up being more important.
>>3815456>Door
>>3815258well, I almost forgot Judy is literally a little ray of sunlight so... Hell Is Full Of Sinners 2 Orgasmic Boogaloo: Whatever You Want Edition
>>3815456I wonder what's going through the heads of the two sisters with the angry/sad expressions.
Grizzlyfag, if you're around, can I run my sad-fic shortie piece by you and see what you think?
>>3815423i don't know man i want these feels to stop
it's an honest mistake, but it's an honest mistake that lands you FRIENDS
I want to go swimming and get "saved" by Judy the lifeguard so I can give her ass to mouthI mean so she can give me mouth to mouth. And also stick it in her pooper.
>>3815431Where do I even start with the implications here
>>3815382>>3815422That's my favorite part.
>>3815587You don't, because it's true.
>>3815572
>>3815235i think this is the worst so far, it actually makes me sad and feely for both of them.
>>3815488Well, I'd tried to include a sentence where it's shown that the Pastor's less about becoming sexually subservient and more about just being happy.One of the original ideas, and my personal favorite, is that Pastor doesn't actually control your mind. It just makes obeying commands feel really, really good. That opens up the line of holding off the drug via mental fortitude
>>3815607The idea that f-list has some sort of quality standards is laughable at best.
>>3815572>Crossing the streamsI'M READY>>3815610>
>>3815035>>3815434On the other hand, the angle does provide a full view of the business end of the whole act.
>>3815452He should learn how lucky parental wincest makes him and get even harder.
>>3815610>>3815572all bunners look the same to a hungry carnivore
>>3815626Sounds like someone only has experience with shitters :^)
Hey everyone! Dropping off a recording.This one isn't Nocturnal District themed, I just remembered this fic and wanted to read it. Police Saga, chapter 2!Full text here:http://archiveofourown.org/works/7208780/chapters/16399330And blind readthrough here:https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/police-saga-ch2I'm going to get a little work done, but if you have a Nocturnal District story/greentext/fic/anything you would like read either blindly or as an audiobook, link it to me!And here's more Nocturnal music!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2xMUjwyNEE
>>3815517this idea sounds cute, having a last kiss to have closure about their relationship.
>>3815585About a hundred years ago, the treatment for someone who drowned was to blow tobacco smoke up their ass using a long pipe. Pipes, tobacco and matches were kept along shorelines for this purpose.
>>3815641
>>3815572This is adorable.
>>3815662Hence the phrase......"Ass to Mouth".
>>3815650Sounds like you're interpreting it however you want. The quality is about the same as anywhere else i.e. not the majority at all.
>>3815663Should I even ask for context behind these?
>>3815622I like this idea.It still opens things up to the standard loss of inhibition. If you feel good, you're less likely to object to ideas that you would ordinarily say "not in my butt!" to.
>>3815643Well, it does relate to the 'It's not gay if it's prey' concept given the lack of gender differences among rabbits.
>>3815382>http://pastebin.com/G0tibTru>"Handlebars"I approve this nickname for any animal with long, grippable horns.
>>3815663
>>3815652Heya, Comic! If you get all your work done, mind taking a look at >>3815382 ?
>>3815610You DARE post this knowing we'll never have it?
>>3815695So try to actually look for non-shit typefuckers. You're not gonna get much if you're just waiting for them to come to you.
>>3815638But I don't need to see what I'm already imagining doing, and there being a guy already there just ruins it for me
>>3815729Absolutely! Blind read through with commentary, or audiobook?
>>3815742We won't? Shit...
>>3815743That's not even my point. The point is the >implicationis that quality is expected there. It sure as hell isn't.
>>3815742I tried my best to substitute.
>>3815715I never saw this onewhat happened?
>>3815761
>>3815756Hm. I'm probably not gonna revise this much, but it'd be nice to have another review, since you hit writing style in general.Let's go blind.
>>3815760Speak for your own standards, anon.
Gee, Judy. How come your mom let's you have two heretics?
Wew that's a lot of vocal takes.It just dawned on me I have no idea what to call this song. Any ideas? Lyrics are here.>>3813862
>>3815652Oooooh, sweet, you got around to my chapter two for that story.Going to listen to this right now. Thanks, man.
>>3815783That's not the point either. Geez, are you sure you're a "quality" typefucker? You don't seem very skilled at reading.
>>3815572followed by the tiger getting chased by an angry badger
>>3815813no anon you're right i'm actually really shit please post your f-list and pityfuck me
Gosh, comicanon sure gets swarmed by eager anons every time he shows up. I'm surprised this hasn't been illustrated yet in some way.
>>3815761>>3815772I appreciate you having good taste
>>3815853thanks, creepy butt face
What's everyone listening to tonight?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RHFFeQ2tu4
>>3814886>>3815328hello, harbor-anon. Well, the way they parted ways and Nick aggressively avoiding any contact with her or her friends for over two years afterwards before Gazelle finally gave up makes actual reconciliation rather difficult.If we go by the greentexts in the previous threads, both ended up feeling abandoned for no real reason and given no explanation. After over ten years most come to accept the loss, even without fully understanding its causes. I think any meeting in the present timeline would result in any feelings boiling over, at least for Nick. Things like these wither and crumble into ash if you seal them away for too long.They'd probably put on masks, at first at least - Gazelle is well-trained in controlling her appearance in public and Nick has his walls. They might even appear to be genuinely happy to see each other for all but the most attentive observers.If anyone cares, I personally like Gazelle x Bogo ship in their later life. That leaves WildeHopps in peace and keeps everyone sappy. Noticed spelling errors and typos in previous posts - sorry again, I'm coming to terms with the fact I might actually be retarded.
>>3815782Done! Finishing up a bit of work, then I'll post it for everyone!>>3815811Sort of just came to me that I wanted to read it. Hope its helpful!>>3815847Uh... well... it, ah, kind of has... Thanks to the brilliant BB for this image, which I rarely post...
>>3815801Maybe just straight up "Pack Street Blues".Or a pun like "Pack It Up"
>>3815880Dunno if the first one works since it's not a blues song. Maybe the second one if I don't come up with anything.
>>3815877Only one anon? We need 3, minimum for an accurate representation. Still that's nice.
>>3815801Sunset On Pack Street?
>>3815801no idea but you're doing great!
>>3815864>he's never seen a Clockwork Star
>>3815868http://youtu.be/EzgGTTtR0kc
>>3815868Re-listened to this album for the first time in a long while. Not sure why I didn't earlierhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTo7OgXkbe8
>>3815877Trash panda?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1AY-oLr2nY
>>3815423>yotsuba imagemy niiiiiigggaaaaa
>>3815868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyWLYZ0HcgAMelancholy Mellow is pretty nice.
>>3814509Thanks! I'll read it a bit later and shoot you an email. I'm almost done where I'm at and I should be back home on my tablet in about 45 minutes.
>nearing the end of what is supposed to be a community-driving day>65 posters, lowest I've seen in weeks>Thread is barely crawling along 100 images short of cap
>>3816084Excellent. I'm heading for bed now so don't expect a reply immediately, but I'll check my inbox first thing tomorrow.
>>3815562Sure! Gimme.
>>3816107Holiday season bro. If age strawpoll is to be believed, most anons are now being awkward on a vacation somewhere nice with their parents
>>3816107You realize it takes hours to actually hit page 10 right? Those threads where we hit page 10 and image limit at the same time are the ones that hit 100+If you're going to be paranoid, do it in a useful manner that actual fuels further thinking.
>>3816107Alliteration aside, Thursday might not be the best day for this kind of thing.
>>3816107There's been six threads today, don't whine just because this one thread isn't completely crazy.
>>3816107It's not even 10 on the east coast, chill.
>>3816138And then there's one 40 year old anon probably doing shit with his kids
>>3816131Yeah, the sad-fic is: http://archiveofourown.org/works/7308472It's a prequel to the "Theirs And Hours" thing.
>>3815868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJK4XXPcbS0
>>3816151>Thursday might not be the best day for this kind of thing.It does seem a little arbitrary.
>>3813600Stop shitposting on 4chan and get back to work, Smellwether.
>>3816166beast coast
>>3815868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D9F2M7efo8Vaporwave can be comfy as fuck sometimes.
>>3816193EST is BEST
>>3816176>mfw I once played on a guild with a 60+ y/o>mfw he was one of the best players on the server>mfw he forgot to mute the mic one time and we could hear him yelling at the grandchildren who came over for a visit to wait because we were in the middle of a boss fightI have no face. Miss the guy, I still think about him sometimes
>>3816189fuck off faggot
>>3815868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okv8yAIYTFI>tfw your singer killing himself leads to your band's best workIf another member dies, their next album will be GOAT material>>3815956>BeefheartGood taste. And now I know what's next on my list.>>3816107We got plenty of stuff earlier in the day, though.But deciding a theme on Sunday and then having everything happen in the middle of the week might not be the best timeline. I haven't had any time to write with work.
>>3816223Where are you, on the east coast?Rhode Island, here.
>>3814155>>3813983
>>3816245I'm actually mid-west... But still in the eastern time zone.Ooooooooohio.
>>3816281OHAYO
>>3816281fuckin' timezoneshow do they work
>>3816245>>3816281Best Carolina checking in
>>3816245Not him, but Vermont reporting in
>>3816245Greetings from the ATL metro area
>>3816293Only the most fuckable state.
>>3816296Literally magnets
>>3816245I'm one of the Rochester anons.
>>3816155six threads not because of activity, but rather anon incompetence in making a single, functional thread when the old one dies
>>3816245Michigan reporting. Send help.
>>3816245West Hollywood!
>>3816316You are beyond all help, Mich Bish.
>tfw wanted to draw a nice picture of the nocturnal district>can't draw buildings for shitWelp, Im giving up.
>>3816259>>3813983>>3814158>>3814389Need more "Labjer and Cal" edits pls
>>3816245True Upstate NYI'm so lonely
>>3816348These are so good. I love them.
>>3816245Florida
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbyL2-fken4
>>3816359Ayy, Im flying down to florida tomorrow.
>>3816245NC
>>3816347Don't
>>3816347Think of it as a good way to practice!
>>3816107New Zero Escape came out, man. I'll post/dump images later
>>3816358>>3816348
>>3816347It's the nocturnal district. Just say they're in the shadows or it's too dark or something.>>3816407Which part of the state?
>>3816406It's fucking hot
>>3816299>>3816407>there are two other /ztg/ers in NCWelll fuck
>>3816245One of the three Hawaii anons
>>3816431What are we supposed to do?
>>3816434>Which part of the state?The coast
>>3816245I'm in merry old England!
>>3815772>Judy brings nick to the family for the fox dick
AZ WestCoastfag reporting in to defend best timezone>>3816245>>3816281>>3816293>>3816299>>3816300>>3816302>>3816311>>3816316>>3816355>>3816359>>3816407>>3816223>>3816193EaastCoastfags can slob my knob
>>3816469>The best outfit Judy owns is still her dress bluesChrist rabbit, get it together
>>3816469>fox daughter has mother's sweetness>bun son has father's smugit's perfect
>>3816485B R E X I TREXIT
>>3815517I like this approach, I do.I think they've both moved on from their past relationship, for the most part. It's been over a decade; Gazelle has had her own string of lovers since then, and Nick finally has Judy lowering his walls once again. The way their relationship ended left them both with pangs of regret, but nothing at a life crippling level; He put up his walls and buried his thoughts, whilst she focused on her career and sought love in other mammals. Gazelle felt the ache of her regret from time to time, and used her more somber love songs as an outlet for it. Finding out how much work Nick had quietly done for her sake, did not help ease this pain. Still, she wasn't a hopeless romantic; Even if part of her wished to have him back, Gazelle was mature enough to understand that even if her wish came true, it still probably wouldn't ever be the same rosy relationship of her teenaged youth.I think if and when they ever cross paths again, there'd be a lot of catching up to do. A lot of thanks and apologies to trade, for all the good they shared, as well as the bad. Had he not already met and fallen for Judy, Nick might've considered rekindling the fire with Gazelle, but he's fully committed to his partner now, and Gazelle can understand and appreciate that; Like I said, she's mature enough to know beforehand that things would probably never be like it had been in the past. They share a last kiss, achieve their closure, agree to stay in touch, and wish each other the best. Both have a special place in their hearts for each other, but can also completely move on now, in the comforting knowledge that the old wound of their past is finally healed over.Gazelle's love songs become noticeably more upbeat after that, leading some fans to gossip and theorize about it. But that's just tabloid talk as always.
>>3816491Oregonian here, I've got your back you barren dustball
>>3816507That rabbit will grow up to be Savage.
>>3816491>AZNah I think I'd rather go literally anywhere else on the west coast.
>>3816488>none of them are wearing pantsWelp, poor Nick just lost his badge for becomming an unwilling sex offender.
>>3816442That's too many. We should meet up and Highlander this shit.>>3816480Or just wait for the next hurricane.
>>3816491At lest I have penis
>>3816520
>>3816302>AtlantaFucking hell...
>>3816245L O N D O N ONDON
>>3816245Greetings from "sunny" Miami!
>>3816519>>3816524send helpholy fuck how did people even settle this place to begin with
>>3816245FL
>>3816557>meeting up wth anyone from 4chanNever in one thousnd years.Except if it was a /k/ meet-up, they're pretty fucking chill.
>>3816245I'm one of at least 3 in Indy
>>3816469>The moral compass and resolute fortitude of Judy meets the smooth confidence and silver tongue of Nick and becomes the first ever rabbit special agentat last I truly see
>>3816603>/k/ meet-upHeh. Heh-heh.
I live ~20 minutes from another anonSomertonfag, there can only be one
>>3816603I'm the only one in Minnesota doncha know
>>3816625That was proven to be faked.
>>3816603I think it'd be super fucking weird to meet up because of the /trash/ threads. Like if you meet up with other /tg/goers or something at least you've got a decent breadth of conversation to fall back on.
>>3816245Idaho, land of potatoes.
>>3816603I had a meetupI didn't get raped and killed.Dude was pretty nice, desu.
I really wish I had the picture of Ozzy playing guitar. It'd be perfect for this.Anyways, the song's done.Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-594411020/pack-it-up-a-song-by-ozzyPicosong (for downloading): http://picosong.com/xQrR/Interesting note: The best vocal takes were the later ones where my voice got raspier and raspier as time went on.Hope you guys like it for how short it is. Let me know if the guitar or vocals are too loud.
>>3816666Who did you meet, super satan? What did they sell their soul for?
>>3816675Super fucking neato
>>3816603I room mated with someone I meet on 4chan and had never seen IRL before.
>>3816675Now THIS is what I'm talking aboutThat is some delicious folk punkMMMMmmmmmm.
>>3816675That is a cute goddamn panda.
>>3816675Here have a comic.
>>3816644>>3816625I know exactly which meetup thread you're talking about and yeah, it was just condensed milk.But I would avoid that situation entirely by not eating food brought by a bunch of strangers. I'd bring my own stuff and only eat that, and keep it in a lockbox when not eating.
>>3816684Just another anon in the area.Sold his soul for a burger and beer.
>>3816588Flee to the cool mountains.Also, how do people live there now? Last time I was out there it was the rainy season and half of Flagstaff flooded from 5 minutes of rain. That's just shitty infrastructure/
>>3816736>cop ever turning his back on a filthy foxnice meme
>>3816675>that laugh at the endReally nice touch.You should show this to weaver when he gets on. This is fantastic!
>>3816764He's not police. He's just a rent-a-cop from the local pawn shop throwing his "authoritah" around.
>>3816758I'm in Tucson right now, this city has no fucking drainage system and everything shuts down with the monsoons (roads flooding and the like). The mornings are cloudy and cool from the rain, but then the clouds burn off and it's 104 and humid by noon, turns into a dry eat by the evening. Mostly sit inside, fap, and play overwatch. I spend the day doing pre-season training for a sport, not telling you fuckers which because I don't want to get outed as some /trash/fag to my coach
>>3816699>>3816666I had a meet-up with some people I met on tumblr. When I first met them and spoke online and later met them IRL they were so shill and cool.Then a year later all three of them go hardcore leftist-feminist "all white men are the problem" liberal.
>>3816694>>3816708>>3816736>>3816765Thanks! I think this is the fastest I've ever produced a song. Though, it being acoustic and only a minute and a half long makes that easy.>>3816715Yeah, I wish the artist who drew him stuck around here for longer.
>>3816764No one ever sees Charlie unless he wants them to.Unfortunately, you can't stop seeing him if he wants you to see him.It makes Marty's masturbation sessions really uncomfortable.
>will never meet a semi-sane Ohio gal that's ok with LewdtopiaThis must be why porn exists.
>tfw you will never hold someone as soft as judy
>>3816811>>3816675>Ozzy Song and Nocturnal LamentPanda you've got my music boner hard as diamonds right now>>3816847>expecting 3D to be sane>expecting 3D to be cool about anythingman I wish you luck but you're chasing a myth
/r/ing art of rabbit ear nibbling
>>3816924
>>3816924>ywn be the bunLife is hard and then you die, anon.
>>3816927Heh, glad you like my stuff.I really should get back to finishing Carrot Farmers, but I've put it on hold for now because I really wanted to do new stuff. Might do another acoustic song in the future since they're quick and easy to do.
>>3816675That's some good shit>>3816847>Not meeting someone and slowly becoming more sexually comfortable with them>Not eventually opening up about fantasies and fetishes with them>Not mutually trying each other's stuff out, judgement free because of the respect the two of you share
>>3816927I chase nothing, I got enough strokers and porn to last me several lifetimes.
>>3816813>no one ever sees charlie unless he wants them too>vietnam flashbacks
>>3816946How much can bunny stretch?
>>3816980HA! Good one. Meeting someone.
>>3816943
>>3817007Let's ask Calvin.
>>3816943This is all I got
>>3816741It was? Awwww, I love a bit of good hardcore trolling.
>>3817017"About--nnnh, oh you're so big, Tristan--this much."
>>3817031My request!
>Judy will never step on your face with her sweat-soaked bunnyfoot
>>3816998>Turns out the Vietham war was fought entirely against Pack Street's Charlie.>Only happened because the president was tired of Charlie watching him all the time.
>>3817017
>>3817067
>>3817052Do animals in zootopia even sweat?
>>3817080I hope so
>>3817080probably a little.
>>3817046>>3817017>>3817007>>3816946
>>3817080Judy wiped some sweat off her brow right before she discovered the popsicle hustle.
>>3816469the smug on that bunJESUS BOI
>>3816675Man talented people hang out in the weirdest fucking places. I love this place and I love this song
>>3817113I didn't see any sweaty, moist fur, anon.
>>3817140When why the hell did she wipe her brow?
>>3817080Recall the start of the "pawpsicle hustle" scene, when she's in Savannah Square. After putting a ticket on a car, she clearly made a motion to wipe sweat from her brow, canonizing Zootopian mammal sweating
>>3816675Ayyyyyyyyyy you used my "Pack It Up" suggestion for a title, sweet man
>>3817139>Man talented people hang out in the weirdest fucking places.Most people are weirder than they let on. Admittedly we're beyond just a little weird, into "moderately weird". Still not as weird as it gets though.
>>3817139You flatter me, anon>>3817159Yep. I really liked it and couldn't think of anything better.
>>3816946>Judy practices to one day take the knot
Hey dude who asked for pics of N&J dressing up and shit, are you there?
>>3817179That's this one.
>>3817200I can't believe Judy's fucking dead.
>>3817197
someone stop me
>>3815652Hey Comic, I wasn't sure if you caught my response to your blind read, but I thought I'd relink it while the prior thread still breathes>>3812675
>>3817242Okayuhhh, stop?
More burger badger when?
>>3817242Okay.
>>3815116They could be talking about anything right now
>>3817200I love a woman with no internal organs and a vagina so deep it goes up to her chest
>>3816675>>3816675Any way I can download this? I want it on my iPod for work tomorrow.
>>3816259Awww, thank you kind Anon.>>3817291He's so chill and huggable.
>>3817308>picosong (for downloading)
>>3817308What does that say for it's black Sabbath reference?
>>3817297>The badger barman laments as another falls to the temptation of rabbit tail
>>3817308If you can't download from picosong, try right clicking the download link and saving the link as an .mp3If you can't do that because you only have a phone, here's a mediafire link for you.https://www.mediafire.com/?mv9e7bnnppsv32u
>>3817329I...yeah I'm not proud of that one.>>3817341<--
>>3817341Black Sable.
>>3816809>liberals>leftist
>>3817297>>3817342>wait, did I give them the beer or the pastor?
>>3817378>>3817370What would metallica be?
>>3817378Please dont rope grade-A waifus with otters
>>3817422Mewtallica.... I'm not sorry.
>>3817429I WANT TO BE SABLE'S BITCH
>>3814063Yes. Yes, to all of this idea
>>3817429>otter
>Deer have tiny penisesYes, this makes my size-difference work much easier.
>>3817461>black=nigger=otter>>3817448fuck off
>>3817297Don't fall for his rabbit charms Tristan!
>>3817523please
>>3817448No anon, she wants you to bind and gag her and parade her naked around townShe wants you to fuck her in the street right outside her store in full view of her sisters and that damn Jewish raccoon dog
>>3817523That's Honey you blindass motherfucker.Fuck your meme, it's not funny.
>>3817542I thought I told you to fuck off cuck
>>3817552but I want her to do that to me
>>3817562only sable can tell me what to dosorry senpai
>>3817557yeah, the "otters are niggers" thing is being pushed by like one or two posters and it's really goddamn tired.At no point was it entertaining.
>>3816281Another Ohio reporting in!Also, hi it's Creme! Give me cute outfits that a [spoiler]jerboa[/spoiler] could wear!
>>3817191what the heck? why this pic doesn't have replies?! it's amazing i love it!
>>3817683Winter coat made out of a glove. Bonus points for a stupid hat.
>Give toys to the panther for her to toy herself with
>>3817667Not just otters, man, all mustelids are niggers
>>3817686It is nice, but it's been posted before on previous threads.You even missed my old man ramblings on being a user on Newgrounds when part 2 was released.
>>3817686Well it's been reposted a fair bit.This one should be fresher.
>>3817683Something Arabic?
>>3817683Requesting jerboa jumping several feet in the air after being startled by thunder and lightning.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bvypczipng
>>3813551>Thematic Thursday Theme: Nocturnal district.I was filing reports, late one nightWhen my eyes beheld an eerie sightFor my vulpine from his slab, began to riseAnd suddenly to my surpriseHe did the mash, he did the mammal mashThe mammal mash, it was a Gazelle smashHe did the mash, it caught on in a flashHe did the mash, he did the mammal mashFrom my cubicle in the Precinct OneTo the BugBurga where the predators feastThe mice all came from their humble abodesTo get a kick from my WildeThey did the mash , they did the mammal mashThe mammal mash, it was a Gazelle smashThey did the mash , it caught on in a flashThey did the mash , they did the mammal mashThe scene was rockin', all were digging the soundsMayor on chains, backed by his timber houndsThe Mafia were about to arriveWith their vocal group, 'The Ice-Bucket Five'They played the mash, they played the mammal mashThe mammal mash, it was a Gazelle smashThey played the mash, it caught on in a flashThey played the mash, they played the mammal mashOut from the bear's paw, Big's voice did ringSeems he was troubled by just one thingHe stepped from his chair and shook his fist and said"Whatever happened to my Tundratown Twist?It's now the mash, it's now the mammal mashThe mammal mash, it was Gazelle smashIt's now the mash, it caught on in a flashIt's now the mash, it's now the mammal mashNow everything's cool, Big's a part of the bandAnd my Mammal Mash is the hit of the landFor you, the living this mash was meant tooWhen you get to my door, tell them Judy sent youThen you can mash, then you can mammal mashThe mammal mash and do my Gazelle smashThen you can mash, you'll catch on in a flashThen you can mash, then you can mammal mash
hey guys I'm just gonna shill my music that I made one more time http://picosong.com/xbxi/I hope you enjoy
>>3817720>>3817721oh i see, thanks for the info the pic is new to me
>>3817697We talking a glove glove or a mitten? >>3817722I've got an idea after looking at some pictures.>>3817740Why anon why, there hasn't been a storm in a few days don't curse me like this.
>>3817761I like it. Hard to say it strikes me as particularly nocturnal.
>>3817761This is pretty greatMan, these threads make me feel really inadequate sometimes
>>3817260Thanks for this!The 'Whoa' I think was from surprise about the statement, which I think works in favor of the story. I try to be equal parts 'looking into the reader's mind' and 'guy giving suggestions or telling you where to put commas' with these, and I think they might overlap confusingly-- me saying "I hate this character" might mean I hate him and want to see the main character triumph over him, or that I hate how he's written. So I think it works!Gambling is great! However, when it comes to gambling, I always take the safer odds, and being less subtle is safer than more subtle because being too obvious isn't as bad an outcome as not being clear enough. Sort of a video game thing-- you need that glowing outside heart flashing really bright because if they miss it they'll get frustrated.And I think that works in character for Finnick! Hilariously enough, I realized what you meant when reading through Police Saga Chapter 2... Weaver's comic introduced me to them...Very much liked the piece, and very happy that this helped you get more ideas for your tool belt to try out!
>>3817761I like it, but I have to agree with >>3817800It doesn't feel like "Nocturnal District" but more like "X District at Night." Maybe Saharra or Rainforest at night moreso than Nocturnal District itself.Still, it's a very pleasant tune.
>>3817701Are you trying to dethrone the dicking agenda
>>3817785Mitten could work.
Lesson number one about music production.NEVER release a track unless you're absolutely sure there are no problems.New download of Ozzy's song here. I didn't have proper compression on the acoustic guitar so there were some serious volume issues with the strumming I didn't notice until a few more listens. There was also a really irritating resonance around the ~550hz area, so I cut it. Guitar should sound much better now.Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-594411020/pack-it-up-a-song-by-ozzy-fixedDownload: https://www.mediafire.com/?0kj5p5pwgsotle5>>3817761This is awesome stuff man! I love it!Though I do agree it doesn't feel quite like Nocturnal District
>>3817836>>3817761I can definitely see this being played by a community band at a Rainforest District block festival. Very festive and exotic, strings of lights cris-crossing the street as mammals mingle and dance
>>3817761Man I like it but I'm confused>sounds like it's supposed to be Borderlands music>suddenly I'm in China>suddenly I'm in a spaghetti western>suddenly I'm now thinking "IT'S SHANGHAI NOON OUT HERE ON PANDORA"
>>3817297>"Ya and then my room-mate walked in, RIGHT AS I HILTED."
>>3817891>Cybernetic wing attached to the armshit that's a nice touch
>>3817891>"It's Shanghai Noon out here on PandoraMYFUCKINGSIDES
>>3817836>It doesn't feel like "Nocturnal District" but more like "X District at Night."Some of us conceive of the nocturnal district as simply being Zootopia at night.
>>3817873I musta missed this earlier. This is real good, anon. Real good.
>>3817924That's fair. I think the original concept for it was a cave system, though.>>3817297>Calvin's paw on his armYES.
>>3817785>Why anon why, there hasn't been a storm in a few days don't curse me like this.I'm not cursing! Just imaging those cute little jerboa legs in big floppy storm galoshes.
>>3817519Elk are way better hung
>>3817891I do agree that I crossed the streams a bit with the trumpet part.>>3817800>>3817836Thanks for the constructive criticism guys, I really do appreciate it.
>>3817943>>Calvin's paw on his armIt doesn't mean anything! I mean maybe it means a little! Calm down anon!>>3817297If only we knew what! At least it's going nicely, for now.
>>3817297>"And that's when I bought my roommate a hooker!"
>>3817986>It doesn't mean anythingIT MEANS EVERYTHING ANONIt means they're probably drunk.
is there some sort of continuation after this?
>>3817836>>3817924>>3817943>I think the original concept for it was a cave systemwell there are some nice natural mountains around the rainforest district, so "Chinatown" would probably be somewhere between the rainforest district and the marsh districtHaving close proximity would certainly cause different subcultures to arise, though I'm just not sure about how the western influence would come in (unless there's some western animal crimeboss like a coyote from the Canyonlands from that has some good property hidden away there that he utilizes and the musics and cultures blended
>>3817992Calvin? Buying a hooker?>>3818046Yeah! Hopefully only a little drunk though because they still have shit to do.
>>3817826>Hilariously enough, I realized what you meant when reading through Police Saga Chapter 2... Weaver's comic introduced me to them...Man, if every glory hole had a Dr Nose waiting to listen to my hardships and spin advice, I'd hang out in more public restrooms.
>>3817943>That's fair. I think the original concept for it was a cave system, though.A few of us got to talking about it and concluded that a single nocturnal district didn't really make much sense because there are nocturnal creatures from all manner of biome. Besides that, they don't need it to be dark 24/7 because they sleep during the day.If you're wedded to the idea of an underground cavern district, I'd suggest it as a place for burrowing species that spend nearly all of their time underground.
>>3816189
>>3818240>Really Jordan basketball grip her faceThis is funnier than it should beWhat's the next Thematic Thursday theme?
>>3818269I think voting starts on Fridays and goes through the weekend.
>>3817873Damn. And no way to download, since Mediafire doesn't work...
>>3818274>voting on the days where its easiest to get shit doneThere is a flaw
>>3818269Ron Perlman
>>3818240
>>3818061Tujunga is pretty far into the rainforest district, but in the movie N&J's skytram crosses over into Savannah Square in a couple of minutes.IMMERSION RUINED
>>3818274Okay, but when do we submit ideas?
>>3818177>Besides that, they don't need it to be dark 24/7 because they sleep during the day.I like the idea of it being a large underground area that is kept dark during the day, but is lit up by huge overhead lights during the night. It would get the nocturnal and diurnal mammals on the same sleep cycle, which might be good for businesses- kind of hard to have anything like a 9-5 if you're only up during the night. It's also just a neat, over the top solution in line with the whole "giant AC/Heater walls" and "district-wide sprinkler systems".Though I'm sure that nocturnal mammals who live elsewhere in the city are the majority of the workers for graveyard shifts.
>>3818330There could have been a time jump somewhere. It also goes from "middle of the night" to "sunrise" pretty quickly.
>>3818283 I'll give you an alternative in a little bit, I'm not at my house right now. Went out for smokes
>>3818398
>>3818377As I recall, there wasn't an opportunity for a timeskip.
>>3818399Nevermind, I got it now! Long story but it's working again. Thanks, PA!
>>3818330>IMMERSION RUINEDThe traffic cam map and the sky shots don't even match up :^)
>>3818412wat
>>3818432Disney animators fucking around on the job
>>3818357If the nocturnal animals just waited till night their noise would wake up diurnal animals
Reposting these from a couple of threads ago, some beautiful anon found more behind-the-scenes material, apparently released by a Gisnep artist called Jason Hand. He doesn't seem to have a personal site tho.rare vids and reelshttps://vimeo.com/169883383https://vimeo.com/172137346https://vimeo.com/169882841alsohttps://vimeo.com/search?q=zootopia
>>3818412>"don't ever look behind you and don't ever stop running"
>>3818418Coolio, anytime man. I'm glad you liked it enough to download it!
>>3818464I'd imagine there's a dampening ring/dome surrounding the districtsimilar to the climate wall
>>3818541I think it was supposed to be underground
Last Chance to vote on the next Mediocre Animation stream:http://www.strawpoll.me/10621082http://www.strawpoll.me/10621082http://www.strawpoll.me/10621082
>>3818569>MLP winning
>>3818421God damn it, you're right.
>>3818569I competely forgot about Dougal
>>3818600>none of the maps match up at allThough that police map is by far the worst offender
>>3818421>>3818600>>3818648Actually the subway map matches up with Bogo's map.
>>3818648Good enough for government work!>>3818673>Mooooving!Good to know there's yet another domesticated animal
>>3818485that nick intro is my medicine
>>3818673>Subway>SUBWAY>the line to Bunnyburrow is a SUBWAY>211 mile SUBWAY
>>3818797I'm pretty sure that's an oversight from when Bunnyburrow was more of a suburb.For all the credit we give for worldbuilding they obviously didn't have a 'lore bible' or anything like that which movies and shows which really invest in complex lore have
>>3818797
>>3818831I'm going to pretend that Bunnyburrow is just right across the water and that Judy was an idiot that made up the 211-mile thingMakes the time lapses in the movie make much more sense
>>3818599Not really surprising when you consider how many of us jumped the MLP boat for this one.
>>3818882What? How so?
>>3818885Some of us even have dual residency
>>3818896>Judy drives 211 miles in a go-kart in the middle of the day and it's still the middle of the day when she gets to Zootopia
>>3818885>try and enjoy thing 1, thing 2 or thing 3>shitposters keep calling it the new MLP>MLPfags even sorta try to claim it by saying the majority of the fanbase is MLP fagswhy can't you jerks just leave MLP where it belongs
Now when you're feelin' low and the fish won't biteYou need a little bit o' soul to put you rightYou gotta make like you wanna kneel and prayAnd then a little bit of soul will come your wayNow when your girl is gone and you're broke in twoYou need a little bit o' soul to see you throughAnd when you raise the roof with your rock'n'rollYou'll get a lot more kicks with a little bit o' soulAnd when your party falls 'cause ain't nobody groovin'A little bit o' soul and it really starts movin', yeahAnd when you're in a mess and you feel like cryin'Just remember this little song of mineAnd as you go through life tryin' to reach your goalJust remember what I said about a little bit o'soul
>>3818933MLP haunts us.
>>3818933>leave MLP where it belongsin the /trash/?
>>3818964
Hey, I'm going to head to sleep, but if it's alright I'm going to do a quick bit of shilling.So, 'The Police Saga' is finally done. It's a post-movie piece with Jude 'the Dude' Hopps and Nick Wilde doing things together-- hardcore shipping and hardcore sodomy.http://archiveofourown.org/works/7208780Please take a look. I appreciate nit-picking comments, criticisms, advice, or whatever else comes my way. Thanks a bunch.And goodnight thread. You guys stay wonderful.
>>3819017This work was added to your Marked for Later list. It may take a while for changes to show up.
>>3818885>>3818899>>3818933>>3818962>>3818964Lets settle this.http://www.strawpoll.me/10635538http://www.strawpoll.me/10635538http://www.strawpoll.me/10635538
>>3818908That's, like, a three-hour drive, Anon.
>>3819017>bisexualHmmmmm
>>3819063Define ponyfagA person that still actively watches it?A person that would still fuck an pastel equine/still faps to them?
>>3818283There are multiple sites that allow you to download from soundcloud, anon. Google it.
>>3819111Someone who still enjoys the show and browses /mlp/ or MLP threads on /trash/ on a regular basis.I don't really count "I'm just in it for the porn" as being a ponyfag.
>>3818295Rekt me if i'm wrong but isn't it every 2 weeks? So even if the vote is this weekend 2 weeks should be more than enough right?
>>3819063I don't hate bronies, but i don't like Zootopiaxmlp.
>>3819146I'm with this guy.
How do you draw for long extended periods of time without growing incredibly tired or having your confidence fucking nose dive
Brunnies = BroniesThe fags who always have to push rabbits into every new bit of OC.
>>3819171What can we say, we fucking love bunnies.
>>3819171>fucking bunfags reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>3819132We voted for this theme last Sunday.
>>3819064For a human vehicle, yeahBut Judy was driving a clown car that would need to be refueled at least once on the way there>>3819146As an ex-ponyfag, the MLP fandom can do whatever for themselves in terms of crossovers, but Zootopia can keep MLP out of itIt's like going onto a Halo forum and posting fanfiction of the horses as Red and Blue team
I don't watch MLP, but I would eagerly give a mare, zebra, or the like a pussy or asshole full of my cum if I could.I think I speak for a lot of people here when I say that I'm hard pressed to think of a sentient anthro animal that I wouldn't do that to.Naked mole rats, maybe?
>>3819204I wouldn't do it for Mr Big's daughter because I'd like to stay alive if I was in Zootopia
>>3819239DELETE THIS
>>3819239Is this Loss
>>3819166take a short break so you don't fuck up your back, breathe some air, smoke a cigarette, take a drink, anything that relaxes you anon
>>3819201No yea i remember that. But i thought i saw a post last thread about when should the next one take place and some anons saying that every 2 weeks was best so it wouldn't get stale.Might be wrong though.
Hello trash.... just posting here because I said I would if I finished anything new, so.... here it is.... I'm back on /co/ now....Regards, TheMechanic.
>>3819262It's a different breed of loss.
>>3819280You got banned again. Didn't you?
>>3819204>Cumming in a zebra's pussyBe prepared for a very bored "is that it?" when you can't produce 250 mL for her.Zebra girls love to be flooded.
>>3819280Neat.
>>3819166If artists are anything to go by, you don't.
>>3819280Good to see ya again, Mech. Nice work on the drawing! I love your shading!On an unrelated note, is anyone else's captcha fucked up?
>>3819271I guess I didn't see that. It's not like these have any official rules though- and this was our first one. So whatever works.>>3819280Thanks for the art, dude
https://vimeo.com/164192826Would you consider this to be an acceptable animation style for a Zootopia tv series?
>>3819317YES!I thought it was just me. What the fuck is even happening.
>>3819317Mine is definitely screwed up, the exact same way.
>>3819317Oh, good, It's not just me.
>>3819280Thanks, come back if the mods get you again.
>>3819338>>3819340>>3819341What the shit.I have to click a bunch of times to make it go away.And the clicks increase in number with every post.
>page 9>15 images left
>>3819317It's ducked for phones too
>>3818933>>shitposters keep calling it the new MLPAnon, literally every popular cartoon/movie/cartoonmovie is labeled "the new MLP" by autistic hipsters.Remember how everyone was calling Splatoon "the MLP of videogames" ?
>>3819357Honestly, it kinda seems to be random. Sometimes it take a bunch, other times just one. Sometimes it works perfectly.
>>3819369>SplatoonMan if only it had more maps than MLP S3 had episodes
>tfw capcha keeps glitching out
I just checked and old Captcha seems to be working fine. Consider using it until whatever's going on is fixed.
>Zistopia will never be good again
Reminder that it's hard to look like a rock star when you're a lop eared bunny in a carrot shirt.Anyways, goodnight thread.
>>3819422Hearing all this drama and shitposting about this "Zistopia" crap makes me happy that I don't really pay much attention to OCs or fan content.
>>3819422C'mon anon, it's easy, Zistopia ends on Page 51, there fixed.
>>3819415I havent gotten any issuesUsing regular Yotsuba, no 4chan X, Google Chrome
>>3819436A fanfic! I'll read it! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW.
>>3819436Just stick with completed fanworks and you can never go wrong
>>3819415I genuinely can't read those captchas anymore. Takes me too many tries to get it right.
>>3819443Then read ComicAnon's ending for it, good end
found some great merch
>>3819415How do I use the old capcha?
>>3819468I like to view the ones with obscure or uncommon characters as a challenge.
>>3819492It's in the settings menu under "Quotes & Replying".
>>3819492[Settings][+] Quotes and Replying[ ] Use Legacy captchaCheck the Legacy captcha boxIf you fuck this up, you're dead to me
>>3819526That gif is incredible.
>>3819518>>3819526I'm using 4Chan X. There's no "quotes and replying" listing; the option to use the old capcha is under "Posting and capchas", near the bottom.
>>3819539This webm is better
>>3819526Judy and nick splash-fighting in the bathtub when?
>>3819422It wasn't amazing to begin with and, I think, given some time to adjust, it will be fine. >>3819526cute. C U T E
So my sister just posted my song Pack It Up to her Facebook.Makes me glad it's not too overtly Zootopia related.
>>3819422Why is it now considered bad? Haven't read any new pages, just curious.
>>3819552>hardblush.webm
>>3819548Maybe the fuckery is a 4chan X thing
>>3819562F
>>3819569People without 4chanX have been reporting it.
>>3819562Wow you gayass Furby
>>3819548Found a solution. Go to the 4chanx settings and check Force Noscript Captcha.Works just fine.
>>3819399Time is a tool you can put on the wall, or wear it on your wrist!
>>3819565This is my opinion.Nicholas Wilde went the easy way and gave the villains a face. I wanted something like Seele as the villains.
>>3819562It's a great fuckin' song mate. Is it your voice?
>>3819586Well you gotta find out what the similarities are
>>3819565they introduced some new story elements, which people seem to not agree with, and some villains, who after only 2-3 pages don't have much depth. It's not really the worst thing that should have happened and it actually gives it some plot of its own, rather than drawing 100% from a protozootopia story line.
>>3819562Uhhhhhdoes she know you made it?
>>3819606Yeah, it is. Took a few takes to get it to have that raspy sound.No autotune, because that would just ruin the gritty indie sound in my opinion.>>3819622I sent it to her. Didn't expect her to share to it on her wall though.
>>3819562>>3819627Link?
>>3819627>Local Anon becomes popstar sensation and never posts in /ztg/ again
>>3819634see>>3817873And lemme know what you think!
>>3819643Nah I'd still post here if I ever got famous.Not that I'll ever be famous.
Oh, looks like he didn't need an extra pair of hands to pick up the parts
>>3819166Chain smoke cigarettes and chug PBR>>3819306Not yet....>>3819317Tank you, and yes... mines fucked up. Has been for a couple days>>3819318Welcome....>>3819348Plan on it....
>>3819594Or you could check Use Recaptcha v1 option right above that.>>3819552Might as well just name it Burrow Sharing Policy.
>>3819681well thank god.it'd be hard to help with anything significant as drunk as that bun obviously is.
>>3819689Again, v1 is nearly impossible for me to read. Maybe I'm just retarded.
>>3819485Putting aside the fact that I'm a Honeyfag, I find it colossally dumb that the reason that Honey would choose to drug preds and frame one of her friends is because she just really, really wanted the outrage for shock collars failing to get them to be outlawed. Because she was willing to let someone she knew as since he was a cub kill someone whilst out of his mind, because she went crazy because she miscarried about 20 years prior.To me, it's riddled with problems, like the actual conspiracy in the real thing, just different ones.
>>3819689what the shitI tried to post an image at 250 and it kept saying "limit of 250 images has been reached"what hax is this
image cap>>3819704>>3819704>>3819704
>two threads were madeFirst one linked here is the main thread.>>3819715We have a winner.
>>3819627Well you fuckin' nailed it. I've been sharing it with friends of mine and there's been nothing but praise.
>>3819681How convenient.
>>3819327if there is no other option...
>>3813704>Haa>Nick... I want to see you.
>>3813719>(The next day)>Hopps!>Police! (music note)>Nick!>What's with the lowered ears? Does doing your job with me made you lonely?>That's not it! Come on, give that back!>You're right in front of me, so why do you just be honest?>Don't be an idiot! Rather, aren't you the lonely one?
>>3820198I meant to write "does doing your job without me make you lonely"
>>3819689source of this image?
>>3813757>The first of us to say they "I want to see you" loses. The loser has to do anything the winner says.>You're on!! Do you think I would lose!!>If you win I> (pen) ( I want)> will do anything> ?> What's this?> *beep*> Nick...> I want> To see you
>>3813773> ....> *beep*> Nick> I want to see you...>Lies lies lies lies lies wait wait wait wait>What is this what is this?! Why is my voice...?> this is...> My my
>>3813783> You said I could> do anything, right?> *shock*
>>3820285I went and dug through my browsing history for it, and as luck would have it, it's sorted alphabetically. Just my luck.http://zooijiness.tumblr.com
>>3820574page 2 is missing btw
>>3813692> I really wanted to go drinking with you after work, but...> Sorry carrots, I can't go drinking with you today either. Try not to be too sad (heart).> Lately, he seems like he's been very productive...> But to disregard me, who in the first place invited him to be my partner> It pisses me off how busy he is!!> Is his experience as a swindler that useful?> But I'm faster at getting work done!!> Just kidding.> He's really trying hard.> No one tries harder> No one is more considerate> No one is kinder> There's no one else I...
>>3820834WE ARE NOT WORTHY
>>3813742> Nope!> Work has been keeping me so busy, I haven't had time to feel lonely.> My, isn't that great! But don't you know I'm worried that even though you just became a police officer, you have no time to rest? [I'm not too sure of the translation on this one]> That's, well...> Rather, I was relieved to hear that from you.> You have not the slightest honesty in you, you rabbit> That goes for you too, you know> Ok. I've got it!! Let's have a contest!
>>3820834I would like it if the other translator would check this translation, since there are parts of it I am not confident on.
>>3820656Thanks