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Zootopia Thread: Do It For Him Edition

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Booru = zoo.booru.org
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1st for hips
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>inhales moth
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Another shill for the new thread

http://picosong.com/xP9j/
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>single
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Betty is cute and deserves her own yarnball.
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Judy's ears >Judy's feet
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Nick has a Daddy fetish
discuss
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>>3676248
Nick/Judy dd/lg when
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>>3676237
Yes she does.
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>>3676234
Till the end of time.
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>>3676248
considering his father abandoned him its not really surprising
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>>3676234
she wants, and gets, the knot
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>>3676237
But what will she do when she notices some crazy badger passing out anti sheep leaflets?
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>>3676225
hey, pandanon!

How has part 2 and 3 come along?
coming from writer of lyrics of said song
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>>3676284
This panther will find out how deep the rabbit hole goes
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>>3676280
>tfw no female bro like Betty
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>>3676318
It's coming. I'm sorry it's taken me this long to actually get shit done on it. Part of it's procrastination, part of it's real life shit.

I'll be recording the instruments on Monday, so provided I can get a good early mix afterwards you can expect something from me Monday night.
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>>3676248
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god i hate cs4 now. once i get my computer upgraded, i'm going to creative cloud. cs4 needs a custom script to auto join paths and i can't paste in place
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>>3676345
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>>3676317
She'll kick their ass if they get in her yarnball's face.

NOBODY fucks with her Remmy and walks away unscathed.
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>>3676341
Cool. I don't care if it takes long, good to see you're still alive. I missed you on the last thread,
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dumping /comfy/
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>Bunanon and Red
>Calvin
>Jacob

Why do I want to protect these sweet and fragile OCs so much?
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>>3676390
Comfy is my jam
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Asking for thoughts on this one-shot (at least, I guess, so far) related to the /Zoocomfy/ concept:

http://pastebin.com/vV3Vt4WE

Deactivated collar Nick being sheltered by pastoral rabbits.
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I feel compelled to repost a bun about to metaphorically follow in Icarus' footsteps
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SEXY GAZELLE
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>>3676419
The passion between these two is palpable.
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Is ComicAnon still around?
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>>3676430
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>>3676364
tell us more, anon
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>>3676373
I don't think she's really claimed him yet. If he's still sleeping in his own bed instead of in her den then obviously the plan is still in motion.
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>>3676427
>Rhino roomate yelling encouragement off camera.
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>>3676440
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>>3676418
Because they're all the cutest.
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>>3676382
Yeah I've been away from the mixing board for a while now. Finally booted up ProTools again the other day and decided to do some major tweaking on part 1 to get me back in the groove of things. That's the final mix of part 1 (save for some minor vocal stuff I gotta record which I'll save for when part2/3 are almost done) unless I come across any other issues.

I'm sure I'll end up tweaking it again though once I finish all the tracks for part 2/3 though. To my ears, nothing I make is ever perfect.
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>>3676345
>>3676364
SHOULD NOT WANT
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>>3676458
last of my comfy
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>>3675936
I don't know who those are

>>3675930
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>>3676419
holy SHIT, Nameless Lewder. I know we say that every time you post, but seriously.

>all tied up
Nick looks so pleased with himself.
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>>3676452
All he wants is one full nights sleep without the sound of a bunny masturbating or crying above his head, he becomes personally invested in seeing calvin get a happy ending, just so he can sleep peacefully.
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>>3676425
God Damn you guys and your rape drugs
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>>3676473
Desmond and Molly, the OG OC couple. Jaguar and his giraffe waifu.
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>>3676465
As a fic writer who has yet to finish any story, I know the feel.
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>>3676317
>>3676373
The day Remmy realized some things are more important than integrity and self-respect
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The Nut Job just wrapped, mercifully, now come and witness the glory of RATATOING

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/VWcZ5ch2Qyv
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/VWcZ5ch2Qyv
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/VWcZ5ch2Qyv
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>>3676504
None cuter.
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>>3676520
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Reminder that It's Not Gay If It's Prey.
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>>3676520
So "Ratatoing" isn't a typo on your part, it's actually a different movie; some knockoff?
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>>3676427
At least he has the option of lube, unlike Icarus. He doesn't seem to have any though.
>>3676489
Deep
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>>3676518
>Honey makes Remmy consider jumping the species and predplay barrier for the first time
>Betty can smell his boner on the rise
>knows she must make her move now or forever hold her peace
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>>3676427
The story of Icarus would be much more interesting if he was a rabbit banging himself silly with a replica badger dick.
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JESUS CHRIST CALVIN

WHY CAN'T HIS ROOMMATE SET HIM UP WITH ONE OF THOSE NICE WOLVES
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>>3676518
Dat crazy badger booty...

>>3676489
>"More lube! Stretch!" The Rhino stomps the ground and screams "RELAX!!!!!!"
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>>3676545
Yes
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>>3676545
Reminder to be the bun
(or have the bun if you prefer)
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>>3676577
>Schalke
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Reminder to be aware of the dirty, nasty sheep menace.
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>>3676634
>3+ minutes
disgrace
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>>3676473
I WANT TO TAKE HIM HOME WITH ME
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>>3676634
Damn man what happened. One night you get < 70 seconds. Now 3+ Minutes.
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>>3676636
>>3676518
Given that look of pure thirst, I think Remmy would probably join one of her rallies just for a chance to tap that.
Or maybe just pretend to be a double-agent and tell her anything she wants to hear.
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>>3676658
>>3676641
/trash/ isn't my only board, you know.
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>>3676496
wat
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>>3676659
Please don't take advantage of the mentally ill for sex.
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>>3676672
>Deactivated collar Nick being sheltered by pastoral rabbits.
>pastoral

It's a pun.
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>>3676669
Unless you're in a party on /pol/ there shouldn't be much happening right now
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>>3676672
I'm fucking tired of pastor!
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>>3676509
>when you've not finished anything related to Zootopia that you've uploaded
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Is Grizzlyfag around?
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somebody needs to make a catalog of all mammal penises, with pictures
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>>3676567
I would read the shit out of that!
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>>3676712
RULE BRITTANIA! BRITTONS NEVER WILL BE SLAVES!
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>>3676441
>>3676469
>Nick still sometimes visits Finnick after becoming a cop
>slinks into the back of the van and unbuttons his shirt
>With an over exaggerated groan he sits down and pops open one of Finnick's cheap beers.
>He doesn't even like the stuff, just just does it for the fetish play
>"Daddy's had a long day, Finny. Why don't you come sit on his lap and cheer him up?"
>He smiles smuggly as Finnick glares at him before sighing and clambering up onto nick while grumbling.
>"Atta boy, nice and easy. Work was real rough for Daddy, you know what would make daddy feel better?"
>he can see the fennec's embarrassment.
>Nick lips his lips in carnal hunger, he can feel his pants growing tighter.
>"Give daddy a kiss."

I'm not a writefag, please forgive the shittiness
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>>3676585
Oh, I can't go even a few minutes without thinking about having a cute bun. Knowing just how much he'll twitch his nose and let out a torrent of happy noises as I stroke delicately around his belly, cuddling him from behind, and giving him so many sloppy kisses as I squeeze his wanting body against my own. His ears brushing against my face as his paws slip against my arms.

Buns...
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Hey guys writeyote here. So I'm currently writing somthing a full leghtish fic but it doesn't have a name yet. Could you guys help me name it. It's about Judy copping with the giult of killing someone on the job and comming to terms with her feeling for Nick.
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>When Brexit is happening.
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>>3676791
"They got to me"
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>>3676805
We're on a mission to save the western world!
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>>3676805
I cant believe he did it the
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A B S O L U T E
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>>3676805
>When the pound is crashing because Brexit is happening
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Who here is an artist and able to give me some insight with a frustrating angle of a dogs head?
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>>3676847
I'm no artist, but that looks absolutely fine?
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>>3676805
>>3676837
If in Zootopia what animal would Nige be?
Keep in mind he's not as tall as he looks 5'10
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>>3676766
I approve
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>>3676841
>I dont recognize a market bounce

Okay
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>>3676759
Exactly. Props to the stay campagin though, organizing the death of one of their MP's was a pretty bold tactic.

>Oh shit my /pol/ is showing.

>>3676791
>Writeyote.
Good to see you posting. Been a while.

Title: A different kind of passion.

>>3676805
>>3676832
>>3676841
>>3677177
>>3677185
This night has gotten intresting yet LONDONLONDONLONDONLONDONLONDONLONDONLONDONLONDONLONDONLONDONLONDONLONDONLONDONLONDONLONDON
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>>3676689
OH!

I feel really stupid now... but I... yeah, that's really funny actually.
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>>3676766
Keep going...
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>>3676847
looks fine. At worst it looks like he is turning his head.
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>>3676755
Just go to e621.
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>>3676847
Looks fine, am artist

>>3676841
I'm a bong and 90% of my salary comes from North America
For me the pound finally getting close to the dollar means I'll actually get good returns on it

>>3677177
Stoat
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>>3677177
Screw it.

Lets go with Lion.
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>>3676234
Homeless people usually are.
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>>3676791
Goddamn it, I'm jealous of you... I'm glad that you're able to take such a tough subject matter and work at it. Kudos.
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>>3677195
Thanks for recognizing me. Haven't been posting because I've been writting my fic. I can't wait to disappoint you all with it. Good fic name btw.
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>>3676805
Do people really think if Britain leaves the EU all the brown people will go away and all the jobs will come back?
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>>3676787
Hmmm, that's nice.

I spent most of my day distracted by thought of being pulled tight against my predator's chest, burying my face in his lovely fur, feeling his arms wrapped around me as he kisses me on my head and nibbles on my ear.
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>>3676832
>>3676837
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>>3677271
You're welcome, and I doubt you'll disappoint.
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Let's try to all remember what's really important tonight.
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>>3676841
It'll go back.

The economic consequences are going to be messed up as all fuck in the short term, naturally, but that's undeniable.

I do think it's long-run worth it.
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>>3677267
Thanks man I try to make you guys happy. Thats the only reason to post here because if I'm not happy maybe I can make someone else happy.
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I want Populists get the fuck out of 4chan and RIGHT NOW!
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Why do so many people fail at drawing Judy? Way too much "Judy" art just looks like generic anthro rabbits.
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>>3676847
Hot smut to me!
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>>3676555
Tripsman, you don't know the wonder that is Video Brinquedo. A shame they apparently were neutered by some judicial decision.
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>>3677300
Thanks for the vote of confidence. Don't say I didn't warn yo though...
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>>3677304
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>>3677304
>he messes up and sometimes introduces himself as martini
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>>3677347
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>>3677281
Oh, and I'd also love to hold my bun around my face so that I'm feeling his tail slipping around my face. Kissing around his hot bunny buns, being so sloppy with those kisses that his fur is getting wet, then turning him over so that I slip my face then up along his chest. His coos of raw delight would be so perfect.
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>>3676427
His roommate was supposed to be gone longer. Apparently the date did not go well? What a shame!
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>>3677348
>tries to recover by attempting to make a 'drink me' innuendo
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>>3677348
>>he messes up and sometimes introduces himself as martini
>he
>sister
Anon, sisters are female.
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>>3677304
>>3677347
>>3677357
What a cutie.
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>>3677304
Well, I'd pound "her" with full force.
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>>3677373
Thats ok, bun bun can be his date tonight..
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>>3677373
AAAAAAAAAAWKWAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
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>>3677373
>he really is looking at Growlagher's picture

On the one hand, that situation is hilarious.

On the other, that's gotten to REALLY creepy heights.
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>>3677418
Not every OC has to be gay ya know.
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>>3677373
How you know it's a bunny: he doesn't even take the cock out of his mouth to say hello.
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>>3677373
Poor Josh.

Well maybe he'll have a talk with Calvin to help him sort out his feelings
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>>3676225
Hey, sounds great! I gave it a listen side-by-side with the old one and the new one is way nicer.
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>>3677449
Well it'd be rude to stop, right?

Even if it's just a dildo now, you can't form bad habits for the real thing.
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>>3677445
>Abloo bloo bloo
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>>3677318
Damn it, I'm oh-so tempted to ask you to read something I posted earlier in the thread...
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>>3677477
Not whining, just saying.
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>>3677318
We should all make each other happy. /Comfy/ is as /comfy/ does.
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>>3677445
How many straight OCs do we even have?

Bun and Red

Molly and Dez

Labjer if he doesn't cave...
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>>3677504
Al, Remmy, and likely other Pack Streeters.
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>>3677487
I can read what ever you me to.
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>>3677504
B-beaver.
One time doesn't make you gay.
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>>3677274
Apparently so.

But hey, at least we got out of the EU without firing a shot, as Nigel put it.

It took 3.
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>>3677441
I'm not above sabotaging some of Calvin's mental health for a joke. I figured that out about myself a long time ago
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>>3677532
Keep telling yourself that bruv
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>>3677532
Sure, but we don't need to see his daily life to know things are getting a little bit too serious with Jacob
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>>3677504
Mrs. Wilde

Fournier, even if he hasn't loved anybody for decades

Cutie
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>>3677476
TRUTH

T R U T H
R
U
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H
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>>3677274
No, but it's the first step in detaching themselves from the bloated mutated beast that is Merkel's plans for Europe.
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>>3677549
Is Cutie purely straight?

I assumed she was bi, but I guess none of her shown partners are female.
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>>3677473
Thanks man, glad to hear it sounds better. If you had to critique one thing about it, what would you say? Anything that sounds off to you?
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>>3677304
I... don't know how to feel about this, I suggested that as a joke!
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Wait is it really that creepy to dild with a pic
asking for a friend
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>>3677572
I mean, the big one is that it very clearly sounds like it isn't sung live, but that's not something that sounds off or is bad, a lot of songs sound like that.
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>>3677357
You'll find someone someday Martini, you're a real sweety.
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>>3676205
Is that tali zora?
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>>3677601
Hm, maybe I'll add just a tad more reverb on my next revision then. Unless you mean it sounds very obviously cut together from several takes (which it is).
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>>3677369
Oooh, it would be nice to feel those wet kisses and that hot breath everywhere on my body. But you know how we bunnies are. Things might get a little bit more charged if you keep at it like that. All that sensation can start to build up.
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>>3677528
>Al, Remmy, and likely other Pack Streeters
nothing gender/orientation questioning here
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>>3677530
I'm interested in what you think of: >>3676425

I've got three things up at A03 so far, but they're all lewd and this here doesn't even have that as a subtext.

Anyways, thanks man.
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>>3677622
No its a Cute bunny.
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>>3677600
If you're both okay and comfortable with it there's not really a problem.

Then again I've been on the internet for over twenty years now and I'm pretty much out of fucks.
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>>3677637
>everything I ever wanted in this life or the next
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>>3677542
It has been pretty entertaining so far. No serious lines being crossed. That last pic was downright hilarious.
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>>3677532
It's not gay if he's hot!

Okay, it's pretty gay... but just fuck what needs to be fucked... isn't that how life should go?
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While the survivors witness the end of Ratatoing I'll post the poll for the next stream here:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10572523
http://www.strawpoll.me/10572523
http://www.strawpoll.me/10572523
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>>3677637
They're just nonsexualy helping their buddy stay cool. Damn neighborly of them really.
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>>3677667
holy shit bore did a full frontal?

Now we need one of Sunny topping Zeke. Or getting blown by Zeke.
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>>3677532
he's pretty much stuck with anal because no one can handle his giant monster cock
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>>3677628
It does sound a little weirdly cut together. I'm no sound engineer but the reverb sounds alright to me.
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>>3677549
Agreed.
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Gay bunnyboy pillow-fight league when?
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>>3677639
loved it man. You sure can to some wicked good diolog. What would a diluted version of nighthowler be called? I'm thinking it acts like cocaine.
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>>3677600
Anon, this is /trash/, I'm sure that many of us have done worse. And it's probably not that creepy in the big scheme of things.

*cough*last thing I fapped to was an erotic plushie*cough*
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>>3677685
Love thy neighbor.

http://pastebin.com/6s22wLu9
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>>3677636
I suppose it would be time to hold my special someone right in front of me in the air then, gazing at his handsome bunny face, and then bringing our lips together passionately. Totally disregarding the size difference as pleasure fills our senses. Feeling his cute buckteeth as I just violate the inside of his mouth with my tongue. So much tenderness... knowing that this bun is mine, just... mine...
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>>3677731
I enjoyed this fic.

I really enjoyed this fic when I could actually read it without a headache from the paragraph formatting.

Good on you.
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>>3677504
Shep
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So... wait.

If Marty's sister is really just Marty in drag, this conversation sure takes on a different tone.

Even moreso if Remmy already knows.
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>>3677716
What if a modified version of 'Nighthowler' as a hardcore stimulant is called 'Dusk'?

That sounds almost like mysterious and still dangerous.
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>>3677700
Well part of that could also be the autotune messing with the pitch shifts and overall tone of the vocals. I spent a lot of time trying to cut out as much autotune as possible in certain parts so it wouldn't sound electronic, but if you listen closely you can hear where the autotune goes to work. I might try to further revise the autotune after I finish parts 2/3, but I'm not sure how much better I can get it.

The other option is to re-record the vocals, but that takes so long and I'm too lazy to do that. Plus I'm no singer by any means. I'd never be able to get a 100% perfect take in one.
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This damn badger is never going to stop stringing us along is he? We are but mere playthings not fit for closure, be it good or bad.
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I wanna see Labjer fuck the Fem-Weavalope. SHE'S GOT THE HEIGHT. SHE'S GOT THE HANDLES.
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If a positive afterlife exists in some form, whatever form, then this is it, really.

This is the best that life can be.

It's so gorgeous.
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>>3677792
I wrote it as "Savage Love" aphrodesiac. All the savage energy, none of the violence.
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>>3677802
it ends with calvin going on a school shooting.
calvinbine
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>>3677798
Well, best of luck. It sounds fine as-is and that's kind of just nit-picks. Keep doing your stuff.
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>>3677790
Wait... maybe Martina actually is his sister.
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>>3677716
Glad that you like it!

I want to put it up on A03, but I'm wondering about proofreading to make sure that I don't have any little mistakes. I also wonder about the title.

Is "Theirs And Ours" really a good title, you think? I like it, but it's vague.
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>>3677802
I just hope he finds someone more receptive if Labjer doesn't swing both ways, buns need love!
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>>3677566
Isn't Merkel's plan for Europe just "be America #2 without the military fetishism"
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>>3677898
But that's what MAKES us AMERICA!
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>>3677792
Dusk sond really edgy and noone wold actually call it that. So perfect for a disney movie. I'll be sure to put it in.
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>>3677898
Basically A heavily Left minded, Liberal murka
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Fuck, that movie was blech. I'm gonna have Nam flashbacks about it.
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>>3677898
Frankly, I think German social, diplomatic, economic, and cultural domination over Europe is pretty deserved and fine. The problem with that historically is the whole, erm, killing huge amounts of people thing. Just being powerful by itself is reasonable.

I think that the U.S. and the U.K. should pursue their own Atlanticist path, but it doesn't have to be belligerent or anything.
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>>3677948
Eh, I thought it was okay.
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>>3677566
Y'know, being successful and powerful. EU is about equal with the US as a whole, UK by itself is about equal with California.
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>>3677877
This whole thing reminds me of a bad anime plot where just talking about things on both sides would improve things 100x over, but nobody communicates.
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>When you think about Metals' posting in previous threads.
>When you know that he writes appealing erotic stuff.
>When Metals says that he's not so sure about his sexuality but thinks about wanting to be given handies and blowies.
>When he goes into detail about crossdressing and having this petite body.

Well... uhh... how creepy is it to want to cross fantasy and reality, and just full-on go after the porn author?
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>>3677979
"Precisely"
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>>3678031
Nangi refuses any knowledge of Otterton because Otterton propositioned her.
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>>3678013
For this place? Only moderately unless you plan on killing or mindbreaking him.
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>>3678031
nah, she's just a fat stupid ho
and she was totally giving off a show for nick
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>>3678002
Agreed.

Although given how shitty real life is, that's also realistic too.
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>>3677753
I'm sure by now your poor little bunny must be desperate for for you to make him yours even more. Kissing is great but bunnies, well, we- er, they have certain inclinations, I'm sure you know by now.
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>>3678002
Well its a story being dropped on us pic by pic over several days. Plus its being played more for fun then an amazing riveting work of fiction....

I'm just hoping for bun bun happiness at some point, even if he doesn't bag the badger.
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>>3678073
please don't pastor the discount alpaca.
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>>3678002
>>3678084
I know that anime! It's called "Real Life". It's hilarious.

>>3678013
Just don't actually track him down and you'll be fine.
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>>3678044
Precisely precisely
>convulsing on the floor
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>>3678067
FEMWEAVERLOPE X LABJER WHEN
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>>3678073
I might want to mind-break him into this uber-slut that lives for semen like Savage at the end of that Grizzlyfag story.

I wouldn't consider it as "mind-break", though. I'd be doing him a favor. And drinking up his semen too. And acting in a way that was really tender about it. Consensual Pastor-ing?
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>>3678109
Femweaverlope x X femweaverlope when?
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>>3678124
Pic related.
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>>3678088
Damn, like... I kind of want to get into it, but my instincts are demanding for hardcore stuff now. And it would also be me doing bits of this again:

>

Be the Bun / Have the Bun is just... too damn hot.
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>>3678109
around the time we get Gud/Bore/Chumpy porn.
....Okay, I really just want to see Chumpyseal taking two goat dicks...
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>>3678146
Femweaverlope x Concept of the Void when?
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>>3678124
>tfw no crazy anon to mindbreak me into my own portrayal of Jack Savage

why live
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>>3678109
It WOULD solve their little tiff from earlier. Why fight over a shapely antelope when he can just BE the shapely antelope?
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>>3678146
>Not eyeless abomination weavelope.
Casual
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>When the modem shits out at midnight FOR NO REASON and the cable company has just turned off live support.

>>3677343
Honestly it's probably a shit load better than were i'm sitting with mine
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>>3677790
Yeah, that's what spawned it, well, that and the femmy stuff.

If Marty knew, and Femmy knew, and they were arranging a meet up for a girls night out kind of thing.
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>>3678162
nah man, shadow is shite in legion, roll a demon hunter
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>>3678157
Reminder.
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>>3678159
>Be the Bun / Have the Bun is just... too damn hot.
Why the hell do you think I engage it every single time it comes up?

It's so good.

And I'm never opposed to retreading old, incredibly arousing ground.
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>>3678124
But the ZPD has been cracking down on pastor refinement sites, prices have skyrocketed and charges for getting caught with it is ten years jail time
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>>3678156
Well, he'd be like choking on my cock after dirty, passionate French kissing. Massaging my face upon his chest and licking around his nipples. Telling him about how adorable he is. And actual anal would be after lovingly slurping up all around his wanting rear, of course. Enjoying how much he squirms.
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>>3678191
I don't see a night out with Femmy ending any way but her being slammed from behind against the wall of some dirty alley by a pred who's got his jaws around her neck and keeps whispering filthy things in her ear.
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>>3678197
Reminder

http://webmshare.com/7XrEy
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>>3676841
That photo sequence is one of the funniest things I ever saw, you couldn't shoot a better situation with actors and shit.
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>>3678160
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>>3678098
>I know that anime! It's called "Real Life". It's hilarious.
It's pretty shitty honestly. Not nearly enough cute bunnies.
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>>3678219
I mean, I'm not gonna say that isn't hot, because I'm super into the idea of being mind-broken

but I'm not Metals, and talking about doing it to him while he's not in thread is a little weird

In fact, talking about doing it to him at all is a little weird.
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>>3678212
It's going to just be Blue Kool-Aid that I tell him is Pastor.

Everything else proceeds as you'd expect.
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>>3678211
Those bunnyboys... even if I want to have one and not be one... just fantasizing about every little dirty detail of what to do with them...
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>>3678242
*umf*
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>3 archived threads to go through
You fags want to kill me.

>>3677325
Just about every artist gets her height relative to Nick wrong. Tho I suppose it might be interpreted as getting Nick's height wrong.

>>3677373
How embarassing.
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more drawing exercises
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After getting out of prison, Bellwether runs for mayor on the platform of outlawing pants and rampant sexual degeneracy for all species. It turns out prison sex changes a girl.

Does she have your vote?
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>>3678002
The issue is more Calvin is undergoing a common attempt at coping for mammals that live in large family units suddenly be thrust into an environment where they are alone.

In that his anxiety and stress at being alone have caused his instincts to try and locate a potential mate that will provide stability, safety and comfort to alleviate said stress. His instincts want him to form a family unit to fill the sense of discomfort and loneliness and since he's keeping it bottled in, it's leaking out in other aspects.

You suddenly don't go buy a dildo shaped like what you assume your teachers dong is like and fuck yourself with it while looking at pictures of him/even listening to voice clips as well unless you are in a pretty terrible mental state.

Hopefully Josh is either a sociology student or well informed enough on this subject from past experience to be able to communicate that Calvin needs help.
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>>3677984
>>3677898
While enforcing social and demographic change not consistent with the values of anglo values.

Fuck, even sweden is beginning to wake up.

American multicultralism works because Americans mix and mingle.

European multiculturalism does not work because the culture the choose to import is incompatible with European values at the most fundamental levels. The problem is not with muslims--I know several muslims in my state that are as American as me, and they have heavily liberalized views considering the religion they practice. The issue is the islam Merkel and her ilk choose to import are the savages from North and Central Africa and the most heavily war-wearied regions of the middle east, areas that histoircally have been backwards and left behind in terms of social values and economic status.

The culture of islam that Europeans choose to import does not mix, it overpowers.
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>>3678318
>*
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Is there a non-shitty version of this floating around?
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>>3678097
>discount alpaca
I resent that, Llamas are cool.

>>3678013
>>3678124
>>3678219
>>3678266
Uh, I'm not into IRL mindbreak anon. I'm actually really nervous when it comes to physical intimacy, most of my smut is kind of vicarious like that, and I'm also pretty unfortunately straight. That said, you sure do write well anon.

>>3678252
I can take care of myself, I'm not exactly some pure snowflake anyway.
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>>3678242
Yeah, right? I have high hopes for next season though.
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>>3677898
Not really Merkel's plan, so much as the consensus among Western Europe's ruling classes. They're trying to turn their countries into ethnic melting pots, it really is disconcerting how obsessed with mass immigration they are.
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>>3678326
Well, whichever way I vote, things seem to get worse.

Fuck.
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>>3678298
Anons always go for these loving tender fantasies in these threads, and while I do love that, I love even more the idea of being used by a pred.

I mean, with cuddly aftercare afterwards, but I just want to be their little bunny slut for a little bit, and their bedwarmer a bit later.
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>>3678328
Like that's gonna happen.
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>>3678266
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>>3678349
Oh, well, please take it as appreciation rather than something negative.
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>>3678067
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>>3678377
It's times like these that I curse my relative geographical isolation.

Like, seriously, I'd totally be down for careful consensual lovemaking with at least three of the anons here.

And rough, feral fucking with four more.
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>>3678346
Ugh, shitty tumblr gif. Hold on, I'll make one with more than 10 fps.
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>>3677933
>liberal
>left
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>>3678410
I wanna fuck that weaverlope
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>>3678349
IRL mindbreak is really extreme, but I think roleplaying the concept with like fake drugs and fake toys and all that is probably like extremely fun

Not that you have to like it yourself, but just saying
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>>3678410
MORE
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>>3678422
Politics are nothing but a pile of worthless buzzwords and useless angry people anyway.
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>>3676472
So Judy wants to be the new pirate king or what?
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>>3678377
>>3678420
Man, I sure do love the notion of wanting to be a predator using a small prey toy personally. Like biting their neck and slapping their butt, having them cry out. Telling them that I'm going to leave them in a crumpled pile covered in warm juices that's barely able to walk. It's just so-- so-- yeah.
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>>3678346
Delivery for Mr. Anon!
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>>3678420
I'll typefuck all day, but I've been thinking about it more and more recently, and I don't think I actually want to have sex.

I dunno, it's a weird feeling where I'm just a mish-mash of nerves and weirdness. I think it's because I got a handjob from a guy once (consensually, of course) and it basically ruined our friendship and made things super fucking awkward because the dude didn't actually have any romantic feelings towards me.

So I'm really only interested in a relationship for the intimacy, but I'm afraid somehow that sex will ruin that intimacy, and so I sort of want to avoid it.

Maybe I just want to be the bun so I can feel comfortable about sex.

Wow I sure fucking killed the mood didn't I? Goddamn. Sorry.
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>>3678349
llamas are super grody.

Like way grodier than grunge musicians.
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>>3678452
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I want to worship at the altar of Judy's paws.
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calvin pastoring labjer into domming him when
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>>3678526
Sex and general intimacy kinda go together in my experience but hey whatever works for you.
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For anyone who hates themselves, there's an encore stream of Legend of the Titanic

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/VWcZ5ch2Qyv
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/VWcZ5ch2Qyv
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/VWcZ5ch2Qyv
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>>3678570
holy fuck

that is adorable

so we have Judy being occasionally smug, and Nick occasionally nose-twitching

literally made for each other
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>>3678526
I understand where you're coming from. I'm still a little iffy about actually having sex myself, due to some body image issues.

That said, intimacy often naturally lends itself to sex. Even if it's just playing around while snuggling, things are gonna get lewd.

Do you want a romantic attachment to lead to feeling sexual attraction, or would you want something more platonic (romantic and intimate without being sexual)?
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>>3678572
>Legend of the Titanic

DELET
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Re-re-requesting:

-pic of vixen officer greeting nick, saying he was her inpiration, possibly judy jealous nearby
-Hot Fuzz pic, colored, scene about brain freeze (there's a B&W pic around, I already got that one)
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>>3678588
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>>3678409
I'm actually super flattered by the whole thing. I never actually anticipated the whole crossdressing thing, it just kind of happened to be readily available and I enjoyed it. So who knows, if I met the right anon and hit things off, anything's possible.

>>3678448
That definitely does sound fun. I feel like I could easily be into either side of the coin, with submitting and deriving enjoyment from pleasing my partner or taking a commanding role and reveling in the feeling of taking charge. But I'm pretty inexperienced overall, and my past experiences have ended poorly in the same vein as >>3678526 where I use this as a space to feel more comfortable about sex in a way.

>>3678537
Good thing I'm a little greaseball punk, I can live up to my namesake. And at least use crust punks if you want to be current in insulting me and my species.
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>>3678542
This alt's all I have.
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>>3678572
Stream-Anon, you're a brave guy. You're also such a trooper for being in thread after thread. Not to sound like I'm RPing, but would love to just hug you for being nice.
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>>3678630
>large areolas

that's my fetish
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>>3678617
what the fuck is a crust punk? is that actually a thing with you kids now?
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>>3678328
I don't think buying a dildo is that dire or special, especially since it's his first time away from home, he's probably never had one before.
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>>3678328
That is an astonishingly accurate assessment anon. I'm impressed. You have a good feel for this, and probably a strong education in social matters.

Unfortunately, Josh comes from a more traditional family
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>>3678644
Did someone say bun rimming?
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>>3678604
This one?
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>>3678526
>>3678602
Oh, I think despite the fact that first times are generally known that they're going to be awful, I think it means a fuckton who you're first time is with. And that colors you a lot. Psychologically imprints on you.

I'm a depressive basket case in a lot of ways, but I think the fact that my first relationship was someone that I was super fucking into in a romantic way, and him with me, has been like this lingering kind of thing with me. Like even if it's weird since it was a while ago, I still think about it as this kind of ideal.
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So how many bore posts did I miss of the two top tier homo's?

I count two from last thread.
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>>3678678
Oh no, poor Calvin.
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>>3678644
>still
The implication that I'd stop liking it because it wasn't a fad is very humorous.
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>>3678630
>dem areolas
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>>3678678
Too real indeed.
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>>3678684
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>>3678690
Oh shit I didn't even know it was a strip. I only ever saw the first panel. But yeah, that's the one. Mucho thanks. Are there any pics you've been looking for?
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>>3678617
Straight up, going to say that that post there sounds cute and I hope that you can find whatever guy or girl that works to do roleplay fun with sometime
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>>3678691
That's only slightly weird. Idealizing a loving relationship, plus sex, is basically what we all do.

Some of us just add rougher elements to said sex.
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>>3678644
>as if it's not a furry fandom staple that will always be with us
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Did I miss Comic Anon? Or is he just not showing up tonight?
I fucking hate that he's in a different time zone.
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>>3678678
>gaybashing

Kill that fucking rhino. I hope he gets expelled for what he's about to do.
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>>3678678
>Unfortunately, Josh comes from a more traditional family.

Goddamn...
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>>3678692
There's this.
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>>3678753
Ya missed him, bud.

He made a short reading of one of my fics last thread; should be in storage.
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>>3678658
Oh man, crusties are a trip. They exist and they're generally pleasant enough people if not the most pleasant smelling. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crust_punk

>>3678734
I hope I can too anon, there's always hope if Nuganon is to be believed!

>>3678712
good taste

Anyway, have a good night everyone! Sorry I fucked up my edits, chapter 3 of Vice should be up tomorrow if anyone is still looking to read that.
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>>3678733
source?
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>>3678766
>We've entered a point in the threads where even getting mad that your roommate is openly fucking himself in your shared bedroom makes you a villain worthy of death
You guys have lost touch. Calvin was in the wrong here. That's roommate etiquette.
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>>3678678
>Calvin ends up in the Hospital
>Labjer goes to visit him
>Labjer is polite and kind
>Calvin only falls deeper into his obsession
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>>3678747
Yep, that's totally right.
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>>3678753
You missed him, sorry.

>>3678733
Nah, it's cool. I just did a quick google search for zootopia hot fuzz to find it
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>>3678779
>>3678766
Maybe traditional Zootopian values means 'bunnies shouldn't waste their time masturbating and should go straight to fucking'.. maybe?

Nah, he's probably just a homophobic prick. Stupid rhinos.
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>>3678790
I got that one, and the follow up. Any more?
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>>3678661
It's not the dildo that is the issue. It's the dildo you're buying specifically because it's what you think your crushes dick is like and then fucking yourself while looking at pictures of him.

Simple sexual release is not something to be worried about, but Calvin's current situation is far less an issue of having an uncontrollable libido and more having serious emotional issues that he's trying to quell THROUGH his libido.

A theme I've been noticing in Labger's art is that Calvin doesn't really have any friends or close connections at the school. The party he went to is proof of that, where he just sat around and drank and didn't mingle at all. Sure the Squirrel guy was around but they weren't really hanging out. Furthermore it's apparent that Josh is not a confidant that Calvin can express his emotional baggage with.

Also Josh might not be a gay hater, he might just be understandably upset that he comes in on Calvin's weird sexual cry for help without fully understanding the situation.
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>>3678799
>implying he's not about to do some bad shit

he's probably about to lock him out the room butt naked screaming about how he's a fag. If he doesn't beat him up.

time for HATE CRIMES.
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>>3678678
KILL JOSH

ORIENTATION WAR NOW

GIVE CALVIN PLENTY OF CUDDLES
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>>3678766
Hey, he never said it was gaybashing.

He may just oppose interdietary relationships.

He'll be back tomorrow with a nice hippo dildo to take that filthy badger one's place.
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>>3678799
On the one hand, Calvin is in the wrong clearly. He fucked up. On the other hand, rhino guy looks like he's literally about to give Calvin a black eye, which is bullshit worth being suspended from the college for. Gay-bashing is also prime asshole tier.
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>>3678837
If that rhino can identify a badger dick at a glance then I think he probably doesn't have a whole lot of room to talk.
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>>3678822
>double dubs
you tango?
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>>3678753
He did a thing, it's at: https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115
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>>3678825
You are preaching to the choir. I said all this stuff before.
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>>3678636
Thanks Anon
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Calvin snapping and shooting up the school when?
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Hey guys, copanon from last night's thread. SO I've been reading it over in the archive, and I guess you guys would like some work stories. Well, I guess I can share a few stories, I asked my shrink (a good friend of mine) what they'd think of this and they said it would be fine, actually healthy. But I think I'll make this a spin on Zootopia like Bunanon for two reasons;

a) I don't want to risk telling information that could give away who I am, or any of the people I am going to mention in these stories

b) I want to have these stories at least slightly on topic and in theme with Zoootopia. Now for these stories, different animals will be used to represent for example native Australian mammals will be used to represent Aboriginals

Looks like the animal generator has given me a Okapi, so that will be my character during these stories (Oh god)

So you guys ready for some feels?
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>>3678830
>>3678838
I don't see any implied violence. He's yelling and gesticulating. Maybe he's Italian.
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It occurs to me that every single write-guy that's come into threads appears to be an extremely nice person.

This is satisfying.
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>>3678883
>Okapi
At least you have a nice ass
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>>3678602
>due to some body image issues
oohhhh yes. I left those out because the less I can post about them the better but god yes I know about body image issues.

I don't really know, honestly. I just want to be able to cuddle with them and be there for them when they need me to, and I want them to be there for me when I need them to. If one thing leads to another, I dunno. I guess I'm more nervous about planning for sex, or entering a relationship on the assumption of sex.

>>3678691
I think I just want intimacy. I want something that means something, and if I go into something based on sex it doesn't mean something, at least to me.
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>>3678798
Sorry, the source is lost. Unless there's a way to track it via the filename.

Which reminds me how primitive the user interfacing of the biggest modern sites are. Tumblr, Reddit, Twitter, they all are terrible, and not just because of the userbase.
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>>3678794
Sleep tight, man.
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>>3678889
>inb4 he beats him with the dildo
>inb4 he shoves it down his throat and throws him out of the room
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>>3678838
What's wrong with gay bashing? Fags deserve to be chastised.
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>>3678893
I do my best at being nice. Also it's writefag as all of us probably take it in the ass, except for me as I appear to be the only straight one around.
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>>3678893
I'm not. I'm just polite, but a terrible jerk.

You silly bun-bun.
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>>3678889
I just imagined the rhino as an arctic vole like Mr. Big, since those guys all had the italian accents, and now the scene is hilarious
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>>3678899
Top kek anon, ok here we go

So I think the first story I will tell you guys is what exactly I saw that keeps me up at night. So some build up to this, at this point I had been on the force for about one year and 3 months I think, and at this point, my father and I had a massive fight, at this point in time I got into a fight with a rhino while on the beat; really bough guy and it was a near death experience. Mom and dad love me a lot, and due to my size they are very fearful for me, as any good parents would. Well after this experience we had a massive fight, things were said, shit was throne and I stormed off, didn't talk to them for a few weeks, didn't answer calls from them or my little brother.

Well while I was working afternoon shift I was called out with a fellow, a stoic Kangaro who is retired now, to a disturbance out at Savannah Square (if anyone can link me a map of Zootopia with some street names I'd appreciate it so I could use it to show where in SA I'm talking about generally). So we arrived, and there was an elderly Jackal at the door waiting for us, dressing gown on, mascara running down her face, I mean she looked shook up
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>>3678793
Ayyyyyyyy, Grizz, if that's you, thanks once again for the kudos on the first chapter on the Jude the Dude thing.

Wondering now if you're interested in looking at: http://pastebin.com/vV3Vt4WE

I'm hoping to get like a proof-read plus thoughts on a better title-- also not really knowing what to put in the synopsis-- since I think this is good enough to put up on A03.
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>>3678921
You can be straight and still enjoy anal.
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>>3678915
It's only okay if you have sex with them afterwards. And good sex, they've got to cum too. That balances it out and makes it hot.

Otherwise, you're just a jerk.
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>>3678893
I dunno.

I don't think I'm nice.

Maybe I just have a short temper, more accurately.

At any rate, I'm always nice to people in thread.

also
>guy
Fuck.
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>>3678817
There's this. Not by Bore, I don't think, but wonderful.
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>>3678838
>Calvin calls in some stone-cold motherfuckers from his family
>tie Josh down in the middle of the right and cut off his balls
>dump salt in the wound and leave him screaming and bleeding to death
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>>3678907
I understand where you're coming from.

Personally, I wouldn't mind a relationship entirely based on sex. But that's mostly because I'm a virgin, and having said relationship would be a way for me to work out some of my issues with intimacy in general.

That said, I would also enjoy cuddling and hand-holding and sappy romantic stuff, but I don't think of the two sides as needing to be present at the same time.
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>>3678915
Here's your (Ewe)
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>>3678883
I'm certainly interested. Especially if you can give it a good zootopian twist.
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>>3678921
What if I'm not particularly gay, I just write it?
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>>3678899
Second.jpeg
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>>3678990
see>>3678932
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>>3678923
Well... shit.
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>>3678960
It is! I also have that one but thank you so much!
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If only Jack Savage could run into Calvin and show him that rabbits can provide the hard, grizzled guy-on-guy love-making that he really needs.
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>>3679031
That one's by Rose.
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>>3678940
Oh, that's you?! I never would have known.

I read this a while back when it was in green form, and absolutely loved it. It had a very Shadow Children vibe, which I adore.

I can't help with the synopsis, though; that's something I struggle with as well. As for a title, I think that's perfectly fine as-is.

And yes, this should definitely go on AO3. I'd say it's overall better than Police Saga, but that's mostly due to my issues with how you write smut.

They're both really good though, and I'll have a more detailed critique sometime tonight or tomorrow if you'd want.
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>>3679023
Yeah, you just think about your mistakes in the time out corner!
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>>3678893
Writefags don't have the same stock value as drawfags. Our product takes more effort to consume, so we compensate by being nice hoping someone will take pity and actually read the things we write.

Or some of us might actually be genuinely nice people.
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>>3678972
See that's the weird part for me though

Besides that handjob, I've never had sex. No penetration, no being penetrated. But still a relationship that exists solely for sex just... I dunno, I don't want to say it "digusts" me, but I find it incredibly offputting.

I think that's what's wrong with the current thing I'm sort of involved with, is we sort of went into it based on sex. We do cuddle and stuff, but it's sort of building towards sex, and it sort of began with the idea that it would build towards that, and it feels like it cheapens it all on the whole.

I love cuddling with him, I love being sappy with him, but there's this voice in the back of my head saying "He expects sex and I don't know if I'm okay enough with myself and my past experiences to deliver" that's slowly driving me from wanting to even look him in the eyes.
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>>3678955
Are you that one girl from London?

Also, obligatory:

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
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>>3678794
I once had to go up several stories in a small elevator with a crust punk. They smelled like a fucking corpse.
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>>3678932
I know someone was filling in a map with a bunch of street names, but I didn't save that. Have a subway map.
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>>3679067
No I'm that one girl from NY though.
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Alright, this is something short and weird I want to try out

Please suggest an action
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>>3679065
I can understand that. I do think that's something you need to talk to him about, though; sexual incompatability can really hurt relationships, and it's better for you to bring it out in the open than to bottle it up. You can see how it's hurting you already, no?
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>>3679047
That's an even bigger stretch than actually getting his straight teacher to dick him.
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>>3678907
I think of physical intimacy and all kinds of sexual activities related to that as, really, an inherent outgrowth of emotional intimacy and affection more generally. Like one just builds right on the other.
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>>3678197

aaaaaw shit, son, you're using the version i renamed myself so i'd be able to pick it out from the other webms. Nice.

Nice.
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>>3679102
Read whatever that is in front of us.
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Does anyone have that flat inflationist(?) underwear image of the cliffside wolves that used to get posted a lot? I need it for reasons.
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>>3679102
Read thing
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>>3679093
The one who's afraid of thunder, or is that someone else?
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>>3678932
>>3679076
Here you go.

A couple of other streets are mentioned, but not specified as to their location.
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>>3679102
> examine clipboard
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>>3679116
Nick picks up the note and decides to read it
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>>3679102
>Deal some cards, shadowy figures makes for the best poker games.
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>>3679124
one and the same.
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>>3679065
Have you talked about this on here before?
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>>3679102
Hug the note
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>>3679137
Yeah.

I have.
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>>3676805
Good on ya bongs, now it's our turn to build a wall.
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>>3679130
> check inventory for card
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>>3679158
Oh don't worry, there'll be a wall.

Just one between Ireland and Northern Ireland.

Well, unless reunification happens, which is a possibility.
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>>3679171
>check inventory for card
Nick is carrying CIGARETTES, PHONE, and a LIGHTER
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>>3679049
>Shadow Children

Oh, man, I read "Among the Hidden" as a little kid and it still affects me. Great, compelling story that pushes so many emotional buttons. I'm 100% positive that those vibes leaked out all over the place into what I wrote.

And, sure, please go ahead and please do make a detailed commentary thing on 'Theirs And Ours'. I want to proof-read this and get it uploaded there. The title... I like the title. I'm glad that you like it too. I just wondered if it's too vague.

Also, seriously, your support is fucking sweet, man. Thanks once again.
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>>3679179
Will ireland pay for it?
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>>3679063
Both column A and column B there. I agree with you totally.
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>>3679179
NI just demanded a referendum on Reunification, and Sinn Feinn immediately demanded the same.

Either reunification happens, or Irish Terrorism gets going again.
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>>3679154
Oh dear, I think I know who you are. Well I don't wanna run down the thread with the same exact talk but I'm hoping you'll figure something out.
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>>3679210
Yeah, they'll be the ones who need it.
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>>3679203
Attempt to light phone on fire.
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haven't been on for a couple days
hows everyone doing
a e s t h e t i c s
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>>3679244
Well have fun Making Britain Great Again!
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>>3679243
You probably do.

The dots aren't hard to connect.

I just need to get over myself and go through with it like pulling off a bandage, but I'm impressively good at getting cold feet.
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>>3679237
Shouldn't a referendum happen?

I mean, come on, not doing so is pretty anti-democratic and inherently morally wrong.
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>>3679203
> ask for a quick smoke break
> use the time to locate the registry kiosk
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>>3679203
Head to the nearest registry kiosk to get a replacement card
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>Northern Ireland wants in the EU
>Scotland wants in also
>England wants out
>Wales wants in as well
>Unclear though if the Kingdom as a whole is breaking up

I DON'T KNOW WHO'S JEWING WHO ANYMORE
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>>3679279
Yeah, but the referendum is basically NI going "Do we want to be part of the UK, or part of Ireland (and Europe)"

We're looking at the UK dissolving.

>>3679263
Nah, Great Britain would include Scotland, who are preparing another referendum.
Just England and Wales. (And maybe not London)
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>>3679203
>>3679304
>>3679309
This.
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>>3679266
You think that'll help? I can tell you personally, I've had experiences sexually that colored my outlook negatively, but I also had ones that felt very natural and lent themselves to normal intimacy and a general emotional bond. You just need to find your center or some hippie bullshit.
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>When you wonder about telling anons apart

Goddamn... I still don't know what to think of this.
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>>3679249
>Attempt to light phone on fire.
Sadly the newest models are somehow very resistant to heat, however with little effort you can bend it like silly putty

>>3679304
>>3679309
>ask for a quick smoke break
>Head to the nearest registry kiosk to get a replacement card
You excuse yourself to light one, and head to the door, however it seems to have a lock with a card scanner on it, with several labored attempts the door remains vigilant and stays closed
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>>3679329
Oh I meant

hmm.

I just meant actually having a conversation about the guy with all the crap that's running through my head all the time.

Not sex.
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I saw this, I have to share it, I can't suffer alone
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>>3679312
>>3679318
It's all part of a risky yet daring move, Ozymandias like, lads.
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>>3679355
>Do your best not to think about cute bunnies, wouldn't wanna pop a boner in front of your shadowy colleagues.
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Oh hey, this finally ended.
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>>3679356
That would probably be for the best. It's super hard to work up the nerves to talk about it though.
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>>3679355
Knock loudly on door. Signal through the little window.
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>>3679355
>need a card to get out of room
>can't get card without leaving room

What fucking diabolical company is this?
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>>3679355
> attempt to scan a claw
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>>3679392
Remember Hanlon's razor, though.
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>>3679355
Attempt to kick the door down
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>>3679348
What do you mean?

You're iffy about the idea of actually being able to recognize anons?

or you're having trouble doing so?
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What are you listening to, anons?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=953vagWiMJM
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>Need to leave the apartment to eat something
>Surprisingly engrossed in this company card thing
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>>3679419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FshlvO_NqKA
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>>3679419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlpVd8369O8

Part of my variety playlist.

Pretty comfy.
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there was an anon saying he would upload the deleted scenes he had on his computer to mega upload. Did I miss it?
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>>3679355
Is asking the guards around a bad idea? I mean, what are they gonna do? Hold him hostage while they look him up in the registry?

I say tell the guards the situation and hope for the best.
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>>3679419
The sound my own breath in my empty room as I trashsurf on my phone.
Real talk. I haven't felt this good in months. I just got out of a bad relationship and just being alone for a bit is pure bliss.
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>>3679413
I'm iffy in wanting to do it or not. I'm a guy that writes, I have a a name on FIMFiction, I have a name on A03, I put a name on Pastebins, and so on. But I also want to be able to post silly bits of things here about what if a female platypus was in a relationship with a male hare and all kinds of silly stuff, including meme jibberjabbering. Plus, I don't want to really think of individual anons as being like a regular same dude that I'm developing this kind of long-term relationship in some sense with, like.
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>>3678572
RIP Dogtopus. You will be missed.
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>>3679419
https://bitpuritans bandcamp com/album/2a03-puritans

Not sure if links other than youtube are allowed
I'm still rather fresh on these threads
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you find yourself alone in a room with young nick. what do you do?
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>>3678817
uhhh...there was this....
>>3677667
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>>3679504
Where did you come from?
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>>3679504
Pretty sure bandcamp works.

For all others that get flagged as spam, you can use this to shorten links and get by the spam filter (tinyurl doesn't work).

derpy.me

Trigger warning: ponies
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>>3679355
distract coworker and take the id card
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>>3679502
I still find this so fucked up.
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>>3679524
Nice try, FBI, but your not getting anything out of me.
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>>3679502
But he comes back to life at the end or some shit doesn't he?
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>>3679376
Welp, just found out I missed out on 5 and 6, and somehow his DA account is suspended. Does anyone have them? Would really appreciated.
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>>3679524
I'm... Confused. By this image.
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>>3679419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU8oNu3pdS0
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>>3679562
They're on e621, brah.
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>>3679419
http://www.strawpoll.me/10555756/

How's your night going?
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>>3679500
I mean, I tend to make myself more recognizable than I probably should, but don't think I don't abuse the ability to post without any way for people to identify me.
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>>3679419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx8c3CuUxw0

This again, on loop. I don't know why this gets stuck in my head so much,
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>>3679577
Right, forgot about that place. Thanks for the heads up.
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>>3679561
That he does. Death itself can do nothing to hold back our true American hero.
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>>3679590
it's morning
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Josh the gaybashing rhino safe word abuse WHEN
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>>3679419
this jam at the moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdi0GNLwKgM
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>>3679237
You know, Ireland has a higher HDI than the UK. Interesting times, these we live in.
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>>3679524
I'd do the same thing I'd do if I were alone with regular Nick.
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>>3679532
I'll be honest, I've only used 4chan for about a month now. This is my first board I've posted on.
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>>3678157
Is that remmy?
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>>3679419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1NY26POOcg
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>>3679615
How's that going?
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>>3679650
Okay but where'd you come from?
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>>3679524
Probably scream out for Nick to fuck me.

Same kind of thing with older Nick.
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>>3679590
>still with something like a 1/3 to 2/3 split

This means spit-roastings.

Sweet, glorious spit-roastings.
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>>3679650
Man, it's weird seeing people talk about how they've been here for only a year or less.

Meanwhile I've been on this godforsaken website for like ten fucking years.
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>>3679419
>nostalgic hawaii
>hawaii
Requesting Nick and Judy in grass skirts.
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>>3679691
the website getting very popular
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>>3679590
>>3679419
Yeah, meant to paste this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_oX54yqMws
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>>3679698
I support this request.

With really loud hawaiian shirts. And leis. And some kind of cocktail served in a coconut.
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>>3679691
I remember the exact week I got into 4chan. It was /a/ between April 2nd, 2006 and April 9th, 2006, because it was right after the first episode of Haruhi had aired and fansubs were out, and nobody knew what was going on because the second episode hadn't been aired yet.
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>>3679691
I've only been posting on 4chan for like, a week and a half since discovering these threads.

The rest of the site is still a morass of bad memes and right wing drivel, but /ztg/ is too good to ignore
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>>3679691
THIS

THIS

THIS
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>>3679738
I don't remember when I got introduced to 4chan, I just remember how.

It was on a DDR forum of all things. Someone linked to /b/. I was maybe 15 or 16 and I was horrified, but also slightly intrigued.
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>>3679691
Same here, 10 years. Fuck you old-friend for introducing me to this site.
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>>3679667
As in what other sites I've used before this one?

I've not done much other than occasionally browsing youtube and knowyourmeme hoping to find something interesting.

Things were quite boring before I came here tbqh
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>>3679744
More coked/cracked out Judy.
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Hey, Grizz, if you're still around I do still want to see your detailed commentary on the two fanfic things. Especially proof-reading on the "Theirs And Ours" one. Thanks again. I'm going to need to get off thread for a bit.

Also, geez, all of you guys here in the thread are awesome. Stay awesome.
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>>3679779
How'd you get here then?
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>>3679318
Can you imagine Cameron entering history as the PM that oversaw the disintegration of the UK?
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>>3679793

I was keeping up with Weaver's TLS and heard the sequence was first uploaded here. I think that was my first time checking out these threads.
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>>3678678
A peace offering.

They don't talk about the incident ever again, or why there was that reaction. Josh never mentions how this was the first time he's yelled at anyone this small before, or how how it made him feel sick inside to see that terror on Calvins face. He never mentions that he knows what it feels like to be alone too.

He doesn't need to, Calvin can read it on his face.

Two weeks later Josh invites Calvin to his church. Calvin goes only once, and it is a small service made up almost entirely of larger mammals. Josh and him share a laugh about that later.

Things are better after that
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>>3679590
It WAS going fine until I decided to play world of tanks

fuck sake, it's like everyone brings out their tier 10 tanks after midnight. playing a stock tier 8 medium in these corridor maps is so fucking unfun.
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>>3679796
Well, it's a Tory tradition.

They've always hated unions.
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>>3679887
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>>3679887
Woof, pulled that out of the fire. I really thought it was gonna go down edgelord roads. Glad to see empathy winning out.
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>>3679391
>Knock loudly on door. Signal through the little window
Nick's Attempts are futile as the hallways are clear and the window is shaded with a web like pattern preventing any kind of non verbal or physical communication
>>3679392
>attempt to scan a claw
The keycard reader blinks red and emits a small but authoritative and rejective beep
>>3679489
>Is asking the guards around a bad idea? I mean, what are they gonna do? Hold him hostage while they look him up in the registry? I say tell the guards the situation and hope for the best
The guards stationed where you are located, are not...human, they are automated machines and from experience and those 80's movies you saw last night, they were programmed with a "shoot first, ask questions later" attitude to situations.
>>3679372
>Do your best not to think about cute bunnies, wouldn't wanna pop a boner in front of your shadowy colleagues.
Nick attempts to push out anything lagomorphic related, unfortunately, images of dewlaps flood his mind and he makes an accidental 3rd knock on the door
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>>3678825
>It's cute when Judy buys a fox dildo
>Not when a guy bunny does it though, then it's a cry for help
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>>3679887
I'm trying to figure out what's being offered? Is it a cigarette?
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>>3679898
and I was like DAMN
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>>3679957
It's not so much the buying of the dildo, but rather the whole context surrounding it.
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>>3679960
You are correct.

The dorm has a no-smoking policy, and it's made for rhinos, but it has symbolic significance
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>>3679946
Are there living sapient creatures in the building? Does Nick know their phone number? I say check the contacts on the phone.
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>>3679946
Do four more, those knocks look like stars, we can Fist of the North Star this shit!
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>>3679960
I believe it is a cigarette.

But I'm gonna go the other route and say it's a vial of pastor.
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>>3679978
Fast forward 2 weeks later, and now with a massive crush on the Rhino, Calvin is wanking with the cigarette.
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>>3679978
If Calvin starts smoking I might just cry.
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>>3679946
>Third knock
Maybe no one will notice if you act all cool like.
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>>3679946
Use phone to call Judy, explain to her you are trapped and you don't know where.
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>>3679890
Wow, that sucks. Ugh, I need to go to bed. I hate being an insomniac... Good luck with the Tanks, Anon.
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>>3679977
The context is pretty similar though.
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>>3679887
This is better but it's not tragic enough.
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>>3680004
He's gotta satisfy his growing oral fixation somehow..
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>>3679946
> search room for another card
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>>3679887
I knew Josh was a good guy at heart, and hopefully actually having a friend will help Calvin slowly begin to open up and feel less like putting all his emotional baggage on a crush.

>>3679957
Anonymous, I personally don't think Judy buying a fox dildo is cute. You're projecting onto me. I think it's kind of creepy.
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>>3679890
I miss playing my Maus. I haven't touched WoT in like two years, now.

You should have gotten your Jagdtiger Double Hitler when you had the chance, m8.
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>>3678502
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>>3680012
How do we know Nick knows Judy in this AU?
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>>3680004
He'll start smoking, wearing leather jackets and shades. The dawn of Coolvin has begun.
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>>3679887
Reminds me of my dorm days. When my roommate's girlfriend walked in on me furiously jerking off to porn, because I had ear buds in, and he then moved out later that week. Dorms fucking suck.
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>>3680065
I didn't ask for this
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>>3680004
but anon

he's already smoking poles
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>>3680004
Gotta start smokin' somethin' if he can't smoke the badgercock
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I was able to figure out how to do the face. Another drawing from a friends upcoming fic (if he ever finishes it)
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>>3679050
>Panel 1
"Heeey Carrots! I'm letting myself in---!"
SFX: gacha (gachunk; door opening)
"Welcome back, Nick!"
>Panel 2
SFX: Chimaa (I honestly have no idea)
>Panel 3
"Ca-"
>Panel 4
"CARROTS!?" WHAT HAPPENED? YOU'RE SMALLER THAN FINNICK!"
"DID YOU GET SHRUNK BY SOMETHING!?
WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED! WHAT KIND OF IDEA IS THAT!? YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO DO YOUR JOB ANYMORE!? I CAN'T CONTACT THE COMMISSIONER ABOUT THIS... NO, WE NEED TO CONTACT THE HOSPITAL FIRST! SHOULD I CALL YOUR PARENTS!? DAMMIT, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS SOONER! AH, THE HOSPITAL! WOULD IT BE GOOD TO GET THIS DIAGNOSED THERE!? THAT ISN'T IMPORTANT, YOU'RE-"
>Panel 5
"CUTE!?"
"Nick, that's my sister."
"Stop it with the 'cute'."
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Now hold on.

Do we know that Calvin is actually gay? Or is he just bi-curious and crushing hardcore on the first mammal he met in a position of stability?
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>>3680097
But Judy doesn't have a bepis?!
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>>3680014
No, it's not ya baka.

Judy x Nick is a mutual consenting relationship.

Calvin and Labger is Calvin's emotional attempt at forming a romantic connection without really speaking to Labger about how he feels about it. Labger is less of a partner in a scenario and more of "the pillar in which Calvin is centering his world" despite the that they aren't in a relationship and Labger is straight.


Just because it's gay doesn't make it okay Anonymous.
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>>3680104
Based translate anon. Good to see you're still around.
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>>3680121
Notice how I didn't say they were the same.

I know what the difference is. It's still fucked up.
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>>3680117
We know nothing about *why* calvin wants to fuck the badger. or be fucked by the badger, rather.
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>>3680034
A friend who he knows, despite his efforts to be a better person, still has a strong visceral reaction to the circumstances of Calvin's birth.

I mean I'm sure Josh is an okay dude, but knowing a guy subscribes to a doctrine that says you're fundamentally unclean because you wanna fuck dudes.. eh. It eats at you.

It eats at you even more if you know the guy is a good person despite all that. It makes you think, hey, maybe they're right: maybe I am fucked up, and fundamentally lesser.

And then that just leads to all sorts of even more unhealthy thinking, and behavior, and very soon you're the kind of guy who gets off on the thought of being drugged and fucked and turned into a subhuman sex doll for a pack of wolves.

Or maybe it'll all turn out fine.
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>>3680117
I think once you buy a dildo so you can fantasize about them fucking you, it's a bit more than a crush.
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>>3680148
You're right.

It's an obsession. And an unhealthy one at that.
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>>3680139
He just wants his big, soft badger daddy to hold him tight and make him feel safe and also cum like a firehose.
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>>3679989
>Nick rapidly follows with 4 more knocks, the door still stands with it's impressive rolled homogeneous metal stature, the keycard reader gives off a yellow light and a mocking high pitched beep
>>3680008
>Maybe no one will notice if you act all cool like
Nick can tuck away his Johnson, but he can never tuck away the shame
>>3680012
>Use phone to call Judy, explain to her you are trapped and you don't know where.
Who?
>>3679988 >Are there living sapient creatures in the building? Does Nick know their phone number? I say check the contacts on the phone.
Nick Flips open his phone
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>>3680168
What a sick fuck.
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>>3680175
Well only one thing to do.

Check the message.
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>>3680144
>tfw still struggling with these feelings and I'm 25+
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>>3680139
I would like a little backstory.
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>>3680046
I played TDs when I first started on PC way back when the game was first released. I got as far as the JgPz IV before I said fuck this shit, it is the antithesis of fun. Then I went TDs again on Murrica line and got the T25 which was fun as fuck, then got the T28 which was again the anthesis of fun.

I'm fucking done with TDs, especially at high tiers where every fucking tank and its brother has 445m view range. Honestly, heavy tank view range should be nerfed to 300 across the board. Make them dependent on lights and mediums to snipe or make them get close so they can actually brawl and use their giant pool of hitpoints to benefit the team.

And as always, artillery is a cancer and has been a cancer ever since the game release.
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>>3680148
An unhealthy obsession then.

I still don't think he's full gay. I think he only THINK'S he's gay because he's obsessed with Labjer.
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>>3680168
>cum like a firehose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXc5ltzKq3Y
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>>3680226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lfe-udB9My0
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>>3680210
It never gets easier. But it does get better anon.
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>>3680168
>make him feel safe
That's sort of the crux of the problem, isn't it?

This isn't some foundation of attraction, it's a foundation of perceived stability. Calvin uprooted his whole life in the country to move to the city. He could easily just be latching onto Labjer to ground himself in this completely new area.
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>>3680210
I'm 30. The shit doesn't go away, it just festers. You get better at dealing with it, but it keeps cropping up in new and exciting ways, and watching new generations come up without it makes me feel small and bitter and helpless.

I guess the upside is that getting off to really fucked up, self destructive porn is way better than meekly jerking it to vanilla shit and barely cumming at all.

That's not even sarcasm. The dark is deep, but the high notes are fun, even if they're high notes for all the wrong reason.
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>>3680175
Is making the same suggestion twice allowed?

You sure noone was careless enough to leave their ID on the floor womewhere in that room?

Maybe you can look to around and find out.
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>>3680218
No, anon. You didn't use the JT88 as a sniper; you used it as an armored DPM brick. It was more of a machine gun, especially since it had preferential MM.

Also, I'm surprised you didn't like the Death Turtle. It was fun as fuck for me once I got the 120mm gun. Just fucking demolished anything under T10. It was like I actually had a powerful gun for once in that line. The speed was abysmal, though; I changed lines and got the T30 before I quit the game. The 155 was great for how little I was able to use it, and I think WG forgot about the T30 when they nerfed TD viewrange. Either that or they had mercy on it for all the nerfs it had already suffered.
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>>3680144
The fuck you ranting about? I'm a giant fag myself while also being hugely catholic.

I just rationalized that I can love whoever I want as long as I don't commit sodomy since that's what the Bible pretty much says, and if a relationship is based entirely on sex then it's not a healthy one in my book.

Only huge retards act like cry babies about it or can't reconcile their religion with their sexual preference. If your parents reject you for being as queer as a kite while trying to be pretend to be good believers in god they're full of shit.
If your church rejects you for loving the dick, then they're full of shit too.

A Golden Rule, and Ten Commandments. Everything else is fucking fluff that you have to understand has probably been fucked with by assholes in the church who thought they were translating right or who pushed their own opinions until nobody knew better because they couldn't read.

I know God, and God doesn't really give a fuck if I think my bros pecs are nicer than some bimbos rack or that I wish to find emotional support in him rather than some lady.

Only dumbasses get caught up in the minutia of things and let that get in the way of living as a Good Person.
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Legitimate question time /Zoo/. My question is If by ignoring race, gender and all other related shit for picking a group, shouldn't specially picking people for the sole purpose of diversity be wrong by that same line of thinking? An example of this is how Byron tweeted a pic of white Nick and Judy and this one girl got offended that there wasn't another race there. If anyone criticises her and also agrees that the 'mammal inclusion initiative' from the movie is a good idea, isn't that hypocritical? I seriously am hoping someone can change my view here.
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>>3680251
It's a big scary world and he's a small guy. Depending on where he's from he might never have seen some of the bigger mammals before.
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>>3680148
Maybe he's been having bi-curious thoughts for a long time now and been thinking of buying a dildo for a while. Then he gets a crush that pushes him just over the edge to try it. Could be experimenting, but also obsession.
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>>3680281
*somewhere

Wow, fuck me and my clumsy fingers.
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>>3680144
>and very soon you're the kind of guy who gets off on the thought of being drugged and fucked and turned into a subhuman sex doll for a pack of wolves.
You know

I was gonna say something witty like "But anon, I want this to happen, and I don't even have any of that self-loathing"

But I do, so I'm just chiming in to say we're all fucked in the head together.
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>>3680246
I've slowly been getting away from the destructive part and just resolved that it's okay for me to get angry about it but the fact my parents think the same thing is never gonna feel right. I haven't cried about it in a very long time though so that's good.
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>>3680289
That doesn't mean latch onto and try to fuck the first larger mammal you find that acknowledges you exist.
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>>3680201
>Well only one thing to do, check the message.
Nick grows an impressive shit eating grin
>>3680281
>you sure noone was careless enough to leave their ID on the floor somewhere in that room?
With a quick scan of the dark blue carpet reaps no results, the machines here make sure that any exploitable dropped utilities are cleaned up
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Calvin getting labjer's goat by making friends with the qt3.14 antelope before him when
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>>3680329
Well he is a bunnyboy.
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>>3680329
Has Growlagher actually even interacted with Calvin beyond the basic teacher-student interaction? Acknowledge he exists might be a bit of a reach already.
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>>3680363
>yfw Calvin loses his virginity in a threesome with the racoon and the antelope
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>>3680325
If it's not too much prying. What are you getting angry about in particular?
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>>3680375
That's fair, but he's a bunny boy pursuing higher education.

That means he must have found some way to fit some knowledge in that skull of his.

Swallowing a bunch of badger semen would probably shove all that knowledge right back out, huh.
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>C o m f y
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>>3680392
>ywn see calvin lose it with the love of his life after getting married
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>>3680362
Delete the message.

Just in case your phone happens upon someone else.
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>>3680397
I don't know, maybe badger cum is super sticky, hence he would always associate the accumulation of knowledge with sex. He would be unstoppable.
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>>3679125
>Someone saved my map
It's the little things
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Is someone archiving all the Calvin thing?

>>3679482
Check the archive, the search engine should make it easy to find the links.

>>3679494
I'm glad for you, Broseidon.

>>3680097
That's great work, but I can't quite read the sig. What's your name?
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>>3680397
Bunnies don't need to know things other than how to say "yes sir", "no sir", and "harder sir!"

For that matter teaching them how to say no is entirely optional anyway
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>>3680397
It probably wouldn't even need to go that far, just smelling labjer's potent musk after a heavy workout session where he didn't have enough time to shower straight away would probably be enough to completely blank his little bun mind.
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>>3680405
>After getting married
Calvin doesn't strike me as the type to wait that long.
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>>3680430
I've been saving it every time you've updated it!

It's a damn good map.
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>>3679125
That chunk between Savannah Central and Downtown is strangely bereft of stations. Maybe it has alternative forms of transportation?

>>3680430
Feels nice, doesn't it? I saw a pic of mine posted once and I had to check if I hadn't uploaded it by accident.
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>>3680443
I mean, a totally mindless fucktoy is a nice novelty, but they're also a bit of a bore. Knowledge of something interesting is always nice to have in a slutty bunny boy.

>>3680456
Sure, but that'd be only temporary. Musk doesn't have nearly as much of a presence as a load of semen dumped down your throat.
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>>3680282
The game has changed considerably, especially on the PS4. For some reason mid-tiers are a ghost town, and the only people playing at the newbies that haven't gotten past tier 4 or the hordcore people that always play their tier 9s and 10s

As such, playing any tier 8 tank is fucking torturous. Even with the 120mm, I was meat to any tier 8 firing gold rounds (which can now be bought with silver) and I was meat to any tier 9 tank, since the lower glacis of the T28 is only something like 200-220mm thick and most every tier 8 gun with gold or t9 gun with silver rounds could penetrate it. It was too shor tto make use of cover that would hide your lower plate, so I mostly felt forced to fight with my lower plate xposed.

But again, it stems from the fact that right now there's no middle ground on PS4; you're at the mercy of tier 9-10 or you seal club in a tier 3 or 4 while making no progress down your current grind line.

I'm tiring pretty fast of it. Some of these stock tanks are fucking crimes against humanity; fucking Obj416 with a stock gun of only 175mm penetration? Or I can bankrupt myself every match by throwing out 235mm penetration rounds for 4800 silver a fucking pop. Go fuck yourself WG.

And I know it's been like this; like I said, I've played on and off since the game was beta, but literally every problem I had in beta STILL EXISTS TODAY. Just sad.

Even worse that the primary competition for WoT, Armored Warfare, crashed and burned REALLY fast and hard.
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>>3680471
That's why I said >ywn, anon.
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>>3680485
I could see there being a tram network.
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>>3680405
>>3680392
>>3680363
>Calvin runs into trash panda in the halls while he's down in the dumps
>is attracted to her natural energy
>she feels like she's a bunny with how energetic she is
>become friends, find out that they have a lot in common
>their relationship is based on fun and mutual attraction
>the sex comes naturally as a bonus to their love, not as a central pillar
>a few years down the line, there are masked and striped bunnies bouncing in their yard
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>>3680456
He handled it pretty good the last time it happened
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>>3680406
>Delete the message
Nick discards the message
>>3679543
>>3680027
>search room for another card
Nick spots a card
however it's owner is still with it
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>>3680473
Honey'll come back around, but we've got other badgers on the mind
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>>3680511
He didn't get to bury his nose in that musky fur, though.
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>>3680486
I guess it depends on your disposition, although I've just imagined a bunny fucktoy trained to sing opera while he's being fucked and the incongruity is pretty funny
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>>3679502
His NAME is Septapus.
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>>3680508
>Of those bunnies, a soon-to-be superspy in the world known as Jack Savage
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>>3680473
>she's all-white again

saine pls

She's cute as fuck regardless.
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>>3680508
But you had to go and ruin it
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>>3680513
>Talk about cute bunnies to your shadowy colleague, then while he runs away all embarrassed like, nab his card.

>Or I guess just chat with him about the local sports team and gain his trust.
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>>3680511
>Barely able to finish a sentence
Actually yeah, that's pretty good for a bunnyboy in that situation
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>>3680528
We must just have different views on caring for a trashbun.

I'd like my bun to still have enough wits left to carry a conversation when I take them out to get lunch and show them off a bit.

A collar would be cute, too...
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>>3680538
Okay, forget the striped bunnies. POINT IS THEY MARRY AND FUCK BECAUSE THEY LOVE EACH OTHER.
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>>3680286
Being able to think for yourself pretty much makes you a shitty Catholic friendo
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Post Comfy songs
https://youtu.be/cuZo7pLnL7c
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>>3680535
The only thing I shaded was the beer because it was hard to tell it was beer.
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>>3680517
Your question is pure bait and just a headache if I seriously try and respond.

Ultimately over a decade of 4chan has made me believe that the ideal environment for any form of discussion is one where only the content being created should be judged and not the creator, but normal's don't like fucking confrontation when it comes to opinions.

They're all stuck in the wanting all discussion to be "I'm right and I don't have to listen to anyone else and I should be able to yell down anyone who dares question me"

People want reasons they can use to scapegoat not having strong arguments or having to defend their opinions and lack the ability to say "your argument is better and stronger than mine but not strong enough to change how I feel"
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>>3680576
Fair enough.
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>>3680513
How the fuck did you get in without your card?
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>>3680576
I wish I could draw such pretty lines.
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>>3680572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9f8S7OAaq0
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>>3680564
But Calvin likes boys. Is trash panda a boy? I don't think she's a boy.
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>>3680554
I'm basing this on a perspective of 'be', not 'have', if I'm honest. If I actually had to care for a trashbun I'd be doting and careful and probably overprotective.

And also very envious of it.
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>>3680513
Find a smoke detector in the room and use the lighter to burn something next to it to trigger it.

This is assuming the doors unlock during emergencies.
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>>3680517
It looks like pasta.
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>>3680585
>>3680601
Why respond
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>>3680592
You and me both anon.
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>>3680597
We don't know Calvin likes boys exclusively. Considering how far he's taking this obsession, he could just be latching onto the first similarly-sized mammal that showed him any attention in this unfamiliar locale.
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>>3680611
It was easier to respond.
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>>3680598
you see

that's funny because I, too, would rather be than have.

I dunno, I like a lack of agency in theory with regards to sexual stuff, but in day-to-day I'd prefer for the relationship to be considerably more mutual.
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>>3680572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLfho6ecv_M
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>>3680597
She is definitely not
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>>3680624
You are weak and disappoint fitbun
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>>3680572
http://youtu.be/tf7f5WAF82E

I know I love you
You know you love me
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>>3680626
At any rate I think it's good that there's a variety of opinions among hypothetical trashbuns, more choice available for those who would have.
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>>3680434
Capriosci
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>>3680568
I feel the opposite. If I wasn't able to think for myself how could I ever achieve my faith?

A faith that can't stand stand being thought about is worthless. Blind obedience is death and contrary to what God wanted of us form all the information I was taught.

God could have micromanaged our lives with rules, but he thought ten were good enough.

Reconciling your faith becomes easy once you realize that s lot of what you were likely taught was someone's interpretation rather than what the person actually meant because of translations from language to language and for how long only the clergy could read and write and thus could have been tempted to fudge some stuff.
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>>3680504
Or other even more exotic things. I really liked the cable car, if that's the right word, and the ice floes in the movie. God, I really, really want an atlas of the city. The public transportation alove would be amazing.

>>3680288
>>3680517
Speaking as an actual, i.e. non-liberal, leftist, all I can say is that idpol is a terrible idea, no matter the political persuasion of who spouses it. Ultimately, identitarians are bigot, even if relatively benign ones.
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>>3680633
>she likes to lounge around in her underwear

She probably loves skinship too, laying around in body contact with the person she's close with.

Literally the PERFECT bunny mate.
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>>3680511
Yeah like sure he's obsessed with daddy badger because he's insecure right now but there is no way he's not at least 50% homo.
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>>3680690
Bi is a thing m8
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>>3680698
How was I not implying exactly that.
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>>3680663
mhm mhm.

I mean, realistically I'm good for whatever if its what... Man, what's the formal term for a have-er. Owner makes me feel silly and self conscious. Master gives a similar vibe.

Anyways, I'm good for whatever they decide to do with me. I'm flexible.
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>>3680511
This is 'pretty good'? He looks like he's half a second from immediately dropping to his knees and trying to shove his face into Growlagher's musky crotch.
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>>3680698
Wouldn't 50% homo be bi?
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>>3680717
Pretty good for a bunny
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>>3680508
>>3680633
>calvin falls in love with this
>they hit it out of the park
>every once in a while he eye hunks, though
>trashpanda notices, and introduces him to pegging
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>>3680576
>>3680612
pssst
those are Rose's drawings
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>>3680733
Everybody's happy!
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>>3680544
>Talk about cute bunnies to your shadowy colleague, then while he runs away all embarrassed like, nab his card.
Nick texts him a large list of prey porn websites
>>3680589
>How the fuck did you get in without your card?
Haven't you ever heard of ladies first, anon?
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>>3680733
Peggings a fine compromise but a mmf bi threesome... thats the gold.
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>>3680572
https://youtu.be/HcU0_CkzJ8E
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>>3680733
They even have a similar color scheme.
>Labjer's out grading papers
>Maybe I could be your teacher tonight
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>>3680736
Nope, they aren't mine.
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>>3680805
>trash panda helps Calvin get over his crush with roleplay

>>3680806
It's just that stupid meme again.
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>>3680784
Await your shadowy associate's reaction, ask him if he approves
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>>3680806
Coulda sworn someone claimed they were yours. Chumpy hasn't updated his Tumblr in some time
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>>3680784
>nab his card.
Hopefully he won't miss it
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>>3680805
>>3680825
>>trash panda helps Calvin get over his crush with roleplay
This would honestly be incredibly adorable if played out right.
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Who here has chest fluff fetishes? Nick and Judy do

Would you fuck the fluff?
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>>3680736
>>3680806
Shit, who's are they then? Are they actually chumpy's after all or are they someone else's entirely?
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>>3680864
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>>3680884
Yes, those are Chumpy's. They're in his style.
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>>3680887
Thats Odd...
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>>3680873
oh lawdy
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>>3680887
Oh shit you forgot the card! Think of something clever to say and regrab it!
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>>3680887
> card is still there

What? Did someone notice?
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>>3680884
>>3680861
It's Chumpy's
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>>3680894
His card respawned?
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>>3680894
>They probably just got called to HR about passing around prey porn sites on company dime. Time to explore.
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>>3680894
Quickly use an unattended card to exit the room and find the registration kiosk.

You can find out where the hell everyone went later.
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>>3680902
>>3680901
Going for speed here, not accuracy

the card magically rematerializes into your pocket
>>3680923
>They probably just got called to HR about passing around prey porn sites on company dime. Time to explore.
The only place left to go is the door
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Going to sleep.

Sleep well, /ztp/

Never abandon your dream to be/have the bun.
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Told you guys I would have a chapter done of the WIP I posted about last night to review. Won't be until sunday, sorry.
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>>3680945
think of the consequences of leaving you co worker trapped in the room before opening the door
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>>3680945
>Think of some clever one liner just in case there is something elicit going on beyond that door. It always pays to be prepared. Maybe ready a smug-bomb look too.

>>3680955
Be the bun! Night sleepy!
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>>3680955
but i want nick...
sleep tight, bunny.
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>>3680955
Goodnight and good luck.
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>>3680975
Well then don't give up on that dream either.

>>3680980
Didja like the picture those dots made when you connected them?
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>>3680942
>Quickly use an unattended card to exit the room and find the registration kiosk.
>Nick takes out the card and slides it against the keycar-
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>>3680966
>>3680974
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>>3680955
G'night bunners
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>>3681000
Terrorist bunnies?!
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>>3681000
>No time for smug! Can you grab a chair and peak through the window?
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>>3681000
WOW, Okay...

Fuck the registration kiosk, get out of that building ASAP
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>>3678932
Copanon is back to tell you of my horrors

My partner goes to ask her what the problem is and I head inside, she says it’s her husband, who has locked himself in their room and wasn’t allowing her to come in. Apparently he’s not in a ‘stable state of mind’. So I call my partner to come and open the door, which is locked and, as you can imagine, even if it wasn’t locked the handle is too high for me to reach. So he comes in and jimmies it a bit, but no cigar the thing won’t budge. He bangs on the door “Sir, sir this is the police, we need you to open the door immediately.” (Keep in mind this is a few years ago, so some details might be fuzzy.)

“Go away, leave me alone.” Okay he’s responding so he’s not dead at least is what’s running through my mind. My partner and I try and reason with him for another minute or two, but its soon obvious that this guy isn’t in the right state of mind for negotiation, so my partner backs up, and with his legs kicks right through the door, breaking the lock and sending it swinging on its hinges. I go in with my Taser drawn because I don’t know it this guy has broken down and is spazzing out could be hostile, but then I saw him ontop of a chair on their bed.
The rope was attached to their ceiling fan, classic if you ask me although I know that sounds insensitive to someone, the thing is I’ve seen people hang themselves so many times using the fan that every time I see one in a room, even at like a party I think ‘Wonder how they would hand themselves on that’ (I’m fun at parties I know) So he’s there, on a chair on top of their bed which has given him just enough height to reach the fan, their ceiling is pretty high for a Jakal home I think. What’s worse is that his bed is at least 3-4 meters away from where I am, so he’d jump before I could even get there. So I follow my training and try and talk him down, out of it.
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>>3681000
Bend over with your pants down and submit to your prey overlords' sexual desires
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smol focks
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>>3681008
>>3681022
>>3681057
>Bend over with your pants down and submit to your prey overlords' sexual
>Terrorist bunnies?!
>Fuck the registration kiosk, get out of that building ASAP
>No time for smug! Can you grab a chair and peak through the window?
Nick looks over to the center of the room and sees a hulking automation standing over a corpse of a former colleague like a Hunter and his prized game.
Looks like somebody didn't have their card with them at the wrong time
The keycard reader blinks a light green and emits a smooth long low pitched beep
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>>3681078
Fuck, that was close.
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>>3681050

Now I understand I’m no negotiator, but the fact of the matter was this guy was probably in no stable mind to wait for the brass to come down and get him. I gesture for my partner to go and get an ambo, because even if I was unable to stop him from jumping, I might be able to get him out of the noose quick enough to make it so he wouldn’t die of strangulation and the EMTs could hopefully bring him to a stable condition. So after my partner left I tried to stall him while moving slowly towards him, tazer on my belt and arms out in a non-threatening manner. But I had gotten about a meter before he jumped.

Now let me tell you, the sound someone makes when they try to hang themselves is, disgusting in a word. I’ve become use to it, but this was the first time, and it sounds different from the rest. He mad a gurgling sound, gasping for air as his neck closed up. After about 2 seconds his body went limp, and I was already at him and lifted him up so no weight was crushing the noose against his neck. It was shitty knot work and I was able to undo it easy, but the thing was so tight against his neck, when he jumped down, not only had the noose begun crushing his throat, but it jerked his vertebra for his neck right up, snapping it. So even if he hadn’t died from strangulation he died from a broken neck. I got the noose off of him and laid him down on the bed, checked for a pulse that wasn’t there and left the room. I was able to stand in the hall way for a few seconds before I had to run out to their garden and vomited.

The wife noticed me, and I saw her face and her eyes went wide with shock. She made a run for their room, but I ran after her and restrained her, because sure I will see some shit, but I didn’t want someone like her to see something like that. It would have destroyed her I guarantee it, so although she flailed, demanding that I release her, I kept my hold strong, looking away from her as tears begun to welt in my eyes.
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>>3681078
Alright, I'm done for now, ending with a friendly reminder
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>>3681100

So here comes the kicker; later found out that the Jackal who killed himself, he was suffering from dementia; advanced shit plus a tumour from his days working in the coal mines up in the Northern Territory, so as you can guess, his mind at this point was jelly, was barely able to remember his wife’s name, where they went for lunch what movie they watched last night etc. Well this guy has been trying to prolong his mental stability for ages; trying to fit everything into a rhyme you know? Well, I guess not being able to remember what his wife’s name was starting to get to him. I was told on how their son died in a car accident last year, and the only thing that kept the old man going was remembering his son’s name and face. Apparently he broke down the night prior because he couldn’t reocgnise his son’s face or name from a photo of their last birthday together.

As you can imagine that fucked me up insdie with how things with my father and I were at at the time. So As soon as my shift ended, I drove back home, went over to my mom and dads and sat down and had a long talk with them. After about an hour of us each unloading what was on our shoulders onto eachother we both cried like the little bitches we were and embraced. I have to say that while the sight of that Jackal hanging himself keeps me up many nights, what my dad and I said to each other, and how we embraced, it keeps me going through my bad days.

Thanks for listening anons, this is a nice, comfy board and it was nice to get this story off my chest, drawfags can feel free to draw their own take on this if they want
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>>3681078
I mean, if he left his card on the table and didn't realise he probably would have died anyway.
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>>3681065
I was about to post that.
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>>3681078
I suppose now's a good time to actually have a smoke.
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>>3680288
Why the hell did you post this to both threads then start to delete your messages? What the fuck ever, I'll take the bait. The inclusion initiative is fine morally and I remember what thing you're talking about with the girl. From what I can recall byron retweeted the image cuz he liked the art and the girl got triggered cuz it was a lack of diversity in this movie and you know fucking what? I fucking agree 100%. Call me a tumblrina or whatever you faggots think is the snappiest comeback but imagine if the entire cast of zootopia was bunnies. Whole movie wouldn't make sense if that was the case huh? Didn't think about that you retard. I understand it was only two characters it showed and she went super aggressive for barely any provocation but having Judy and Nick being the same race which in zootopia is basically species ruins their whole fucking dynamic! So in conclusion fuck you for wasting my time asshole while I had to deal with quandary too you prick.
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Any good fics of Judy's parents catching her and Nick fucking?
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>>3681120
Thanks for sharing, copAnon.
And thanks for keeping the streets safe.
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Anyone have a link to the Nick and Judy make a porn fic?
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>>3681178
Pretty good indicator of where this threads heading. 'Night anons
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>>3681120
Fuck, i don't think i would have been able to stand something like that. Thanks for sharing.
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>>3681192
>>3681229

I might tell some more tomorrow anons, sleep well
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new topic:
skunks are gross and have cooties
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>>3681222
This is why this stretch of time must be dominated by faggotry and bunnyfucking. That's what you get when it isn't.
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>>3681246
Have a goodnight.
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>>3681250
skunks are nice and smell nice if they want to
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>>3681250
Why whats wrong with squirrels?
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>>3681250
Indeed, we need comfy to balance out the feels that was>>3681120

In relation to that Skunks may be gross, but do not, under any medical definition have cooties
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>>3681250
well, duh they have cooties
rose is a grill
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>>3681277
>rose is a grill
what the fuck
are you trolling
why didn't he tell me this
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how many steps will you/have you gone today?
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>>3681250
I hear they eat trash from the trashcans.
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>>3681321
I thought you would have noticed the first time Rose started cooking hamburger patties in themselves.
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>>3681332
Man I hadn't seen this guys art in like 2 years but I immediately recognized him from the top of her head. Kinda scare myself.
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RHONDA NO, THAT'S TOO LEWD
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>>3678324
Good work, I see your line work has improved, continue practicing. Lines. Arcs. Waves. You're still not quite there.
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>>3681333
I hear they don't brush their teeth
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>>3681333
>>3681418
I heard they smell like skunk
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>>3681449
Skunks smell like roses
wait...
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>>3681452
SHE PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
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Page 10, boyos.
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>>3681416
Thanks, did got the point of the video, now it's just practice, practice, practice.
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Has Mead done anything on the Dead Judy AU, I'm ready to have my feels oblitarated twice tonight
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>>3681488
Not yet. Patience.
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>>3681484
A drawing vid? Color me intrigued.
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>>3681332
Is this from his Patreon?

Also I remember him using "shitlord" unironically once, but I see a /v/ meme on his FA. Getting mixed message here, unless "deepest lore" has leaked.
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So shill time, yay. Why do I feel like a cheap fuck when I do this?

Anyways, chapter 2 of DoxFick is out

As always, let me know what you think and what I can improve.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12009955/1/Dox-Fick
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>>3681488
He posted a WIP earlier. He said he'll post the full thing on the weekend.
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>>3681493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgDNDOKnArk

basic drawing exercise, nothing fancy but so far a great help for me
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>>3681508
does anyone have the base of this pic without the moonrunes?
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>>3681534
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>>3681521
Thank you for the link, I too want to learn to draw pretty lines.
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>>3681418
I hear they're gigantic nerds.
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Requesting images of Nick with huge eyes.
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>>3681583
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Martina is cute.
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>>3678526
No, you didn't. After reading the first few words I realised it's a lengthy rant, so I skipped to the last sentence, which confirmed my suspicions.
So tl;dr
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>>3680873
>pulling the dewlap
it doesn't hurt... does it?
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>>3681583
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>>3681603
It finally happened.
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>>3681595
There are more pics of soldier Nick than of collarplay. Now that's the real war crime.
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>>3681603
Yes. Yes Martina is.

>>3681611
It literally exists for bunnies to pull fur out of to line their nest with.
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Are we getting a good amount of screencaps of "The Calvin Saga", lads?
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>>3681611
It's not dewlap, it's just hair. Dewlap is fat.
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>>3681614
soldier Nick >>>>>>> collared Nick
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>>3681497
My dick is confused.
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>>3680873
I'd want to fuck every which way in and on my prey.

I seriously want him to end up looking like a bowl of pancake got poured on him.
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>>3681603
Cute!
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>>3681623
We have almost none actually. It's been going rather long too.
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>>3681603
Alec is a MADMAN
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Is Grizzlyfag around?
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>>3681623
the what now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c36yCi7yix4
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Does anyone have any sketches that I might not have saved from the past few threads?
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>>3681250
NO

SKUNKS ARE FOR LEWD

>PUT YOUR FUNK

>IN THE SKUNK
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>>3681333
I feel bad at giggling at this.

Also checked:
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>>3681603
I don't know what's in Martina's panties, I just know I want to rub my dick on it.
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>>3681497
>Why do I feel like a cheap fuck when I do this?
It will pass.
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>>3681667
>tfw someone saved your stuff.
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>>3681686
I'm proud of you, drawfag
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>>3681595
Thanks
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>>3681603
You know what I love most about this cutie?
It's that she's definitely not Marty in a wig and dress. I think that's beautiful.
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>>3681557
>>3681508
kek'd
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>>3681603
Goddamn do I want to treat her with such love and tenderness, making love as if she was like a wife.

I don't care if it's a dude that prettied himself up. Actually, I do care, and it makes it all better.
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We going to make a backup thread before we fall off the board?
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>>3681612
KEK
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>>3681708
a lot of people are definitely not Marty in a dress

>>3681714
this please
don't forget the proper links
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>>3681708
What a coincidence, that's also my favorite thing about them!
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>>3681653
Thank goodness for the archive. We can work out caps later than, I suppose.
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>>3681724
>a lot of people are definitely not Marty in a dress
But no two people are not on fire.
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>>3681497
Boner in my pants so, I guess, approved.
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>>3681708
I want it to be Marty having prettied himself up, though.

I want him to have a warm, soft core.
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>>3681730
Anon it's a pretty huge undertaking. I can't imagine going through weeks upon weeks of threads picking out each post.
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I'll make a thread
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new thrad
>>3681744
>>3681744
>>3681744
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>>3681752
>>3681751
I SAID I WAS MAKING IT YOU FUCK

DEAD THREAD FOR DELETION: >>3681755

THANKS A LOT WAY TO COMMUNICATE
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>>3681760
Anon, it's just a thread.
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>>3681760
this ain't your board speed racer
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THIS ONE

>>3681744

>>3681744

THIS ONE WAS FIRST

GO TO THIS ONE
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>>3681668
>Funk instead of junk
Come on its right there
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>>3678766
But being gay is wrong, anon
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>>3678883
Yes yes yes.
>it will make you feel better
>it will give us good stories
>two RPers are we have are all about cheap porn and provide very little of value anyway
>Mead may draw a comic based on your tales if you're lucky
Do it, anon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Rh38xJA_4



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