/ZTG/ - Zootopia General: Looking Good For Your Mate EditionPastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2TBooru: zoo.booru.orgZTG Creator List: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19heSY9BvV3t0qPa2XJa6q2n7ywyl1Yhckzc1Db-aGF4Anon's Honest Zootopia Fan Fiction Reviews: https://pastebin.com/qB747vxrArchives: www.ztarchive.com / desuarchive.orgPrevious thread: http://www.ztarchive.com/trash/thread/34720293Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/34720293Current TT Theme: 'Work Smarter, Not Harder'! Previous Theme: Commercial More information on TT: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14sf_QBuL4E6S11se28Xl9Sp3ohgnrhGYE4SchwSUQjYTT Archive: t3event.tumblr.comTT Pastebin: pastebin.com/gudYsYHL
I repeat, I seek evidence for this "Nick is sexy" claim.
>>34787657
>>34787673mmm, quite sexy indeed.>>34787712oh my....This research is very dangerous.I hope nothing bad happens to me
>be Jude>be bunny doe magnet>fuck does left and right>One day, see this fox>He's fucking georgous, he gave me a boner.>confused as fuck, he's a dude. I'm not into dudes>Walk up to fox, pick him up.>"I'm not into guys but I can make an exception">fox is like: "But I'm not gay">"We'll fix that"
Good afternoon /ztg/!>>34772010She's rocking that festive look! >>34775318Good practice anon! Though I think the candy cane looks tastier!Thanks everyone for your submissions!The 16th theme of this Advent Calendar will be a somewhat touchy subject in Zootopia...Reindeer!Reindeer? Good luck on your submissions!
>>34787962>fox is like: "But I'm not gay">"Your consent is not required"
>>34787962fck, I'm in the mood for some Jude/Nick
>>34787962No wonder buns like their sharing; Judy and her sisters must have been surrounded by shredded bucks on that farm
>>34788541farm work tends to do that to you
>>34787645Siroc draws a good judy. She's curvy but still short
>>34788541Those shredded bucks could be their brothers
>>34788695hot
>>34788716but that's forbidden love
>>34788695Yes precisely
I'm a cool 2600 words into my new story but god damn the holiday rush is in full swing at work and at the end of the day I'm exhausted and just wanna eat dinner and play vidya. I'd just sleep straight until Christmas if I could.
>>34789707Don't sweat it. Creativity requires surplus energy, and some days it's just not there
>>34789904I always wondered how people could hate the holidays. Well, now I know. Thanks retail.
>>34789999Stop it quids
>>34789999Impressive. Very nice.
>>34770471>Whats the threshold for damage in a single card from your set? Is there easy access to removal that this might shit down?This is a long-ongoing project to make a skeleton of a Zoot Magic set to showcase mechanical and creative themes, but I definitely don't have the resources or skill to make a full 350+ card design file. Because of that, I don't really have any specific insight on inter-card interactions.>Are there discard synergies?Nope. The discard is there to make sure the repeatable protection isn't easily sustainable. Always-on or super-easy protection creates gameplay problems, like limiting interesting choices or forcing repetition. This protection ability is more like Nezahal, and less like Thrun.>Is it uncounterable because its supposed to be a blue hate cars similar to shifting cerotops?The mechanics of this card are more informed by creative forces than structural. Polar bears are the largest carnivorous mammals on land, so a savage one is ridiculously hard to stop. Although my previous revision was a more intersting design, this revision more cohesively portrays the concept.But yes, it's definitely a "green says FUCK YOU" kind of card. I had Carnage Tyrant in mind. I love the elegance of its design, using so few design elements to thoroughly shit on Torrential Gearhulk when they were both in standard.>If so, would you consider moving that aspect into the activated ability instead of a satic effect?Make "can't be countered" an activated ability? I'm not sure what you mean.
>That's a lot of upside for a body above curve, would you consider making it an X/4 or possibly making it a 6 drop and only needing to discard one card?Yeah, I would consider tweaking the knobs if it would make the card look more plausibly balanced. I think it could probably be promoted to mythic rarity, given its overall design being "Stats: the Gathering," like Baneslayer Angel.>I'm getting slight Questing Beast vibes from this, but not nearly as focused or powerful abilities.I dislike Questing Beast's design. As a fatty, its design isn't as elegant as Carnage Tyrant's or as thematic as Baneslayer Angel's. And who actually remembers every ability that Questy has, anyway? My goal was to focus the card on being hard to stop.>I like the idea of q vigilant creature with a tap abilityIndeed. It's a combination with a clever and clear synergy, and with big stats, also offers interesting gameplay choices. It also plays to my intended mechanical theme for black, red, and green, which is "tapped matters.">you could also go the Nulhide Ferox route and make the protection the norm, with the ability of any player being able to turn it off for a cost.I considered fancier abilities like that, but they didn't satisfy me. Nullhide Ferox's weird protection plus off-switch ability is kind of verbose, but I opted to keep the words simple for this card (recalling Carnage Tyrant) to keep the theme clear.The intended feel of Inexhaustible Mauler is that it resists and shrugs off any attempts to stop it, so it would be weird to let opponents choose if/when they want to ignore that. Also, part of Nullhide Ferox's design is that both the controller and opponents have a motivation to turn off its abilities, creating a little mind game while it's active. Inexhaustible Mauler isn't as brainy, so I don't think adding that ability would do any better at enabling interesting decisions or portraying the theme.
>>34787645I think she would hold that mistletoe somewhere else...
What if Jack was deeply lodged in Skye's pussy? Feet first or head first,
>>34791865Boring r63 characters are boring
>>34791865dick first
well i couldnt come up with a pose and yeast infections don't sound good so no lewd candy cane
>>34792048How nice would it be if Covid was just a conspiracy that was created to vilify bats?
>>34792578Based. The final solution of the bat question is under its way then...
>>34787998>ReindeerMale reindeer shed their antlers before the females do. so heres a reindeer girl comforting her bf after his antlers fell off.
what are your hopes for +?
>>347930642d animation, cute foxes, cameos by Nick and Judy
>>34793064
>>34793064sex scene
>>34793064Don't reinforce Judy as part of the mafia family, i.e.a corrupt cop. Just leave it as a joke. Even if they don't mention it, but they have Judy hanging out together with FruFru, I would still take that as Judy being corrupt as hell. Other than that, please don't contradict the movie too much. Lastly, don't have the target audience be 5-10-year-olds.
>>34793064>hopes>disney
>>34793064Give more Nick and Judy, and at the very least don't explicitly shoot down wildehopps. Also give more world building. Give us more insight into the city and its details.
>>34793468People were posting about how they aiming at sidecharacters was meant to be less about the police force, but I'm skeptical into thinking it's a VA issue.
>>34793064Hope we get a cute husbando wolf as a consistent character.
>>34793792I hope he gets a cute wolf gf
>>34793824So we can cuck him? No, it's better to keep him single and possibly gay
>>34794046How can he be single and gay when he has a girlfriend?
>>34794046>>34794086what if he has a harem An Alpha wolf needs a harem to satisfy his raw sexual energy
>>34794119
>>34794125>Thinking a Disney sequel would be any good
>>34794119>>34794125Watch the fuck out of the series, even if it's not every single thing you hoped for. Demand is our most effective lever against the soulless corporate side of disney.
>>34792162How about using a penis to hold the canesOr Skye or Judy licking a big one (candy cane that is)
May you have a good nigth /ztg/
>>34794447sleep tight
>>34794334>Watch the fuck out of the series, even if it's not every single thing you hoped for.God no! It'll just convince them that what they made actually had value and they'll just produce more of it. No, if + is bad, then people need to get away from it. Make Disney realize that we don't want that shit. Maybe, just maybe, Zoot 2 could be our version of Mandalorian, i.e, they just give us what we fucking want. It's not a secret and I'm pretty sure Disney's marketing dept. knows it pretty well.
>>34794447I hope it's a boy
>>34794120I'm alright with that, just so long as he's older than twenty and has a lot of muscle on him
>>34794466>I'm pretty sure Disney's marketing dept. knows it pretty well.One hopes. I like to dream that the designers and story people appreciate the world they built as much as we do.
>>34794466do we know who's making it yet?
>>34794640I don't think the creators are as autistic as we generally are, so they probably don't care for it as much as us
>>34793055cute!
>>34794659I don't know about that, considering they're the ones who put in all the detail of the city that we sperg over
>>34794466I was really hoping we could just get a nice kinda slice of life show with like, episodes alternating between Nick and Judy solving crimes, and Nick teaching Judy more about the city and the inhabitants.
>>34794640The designers will put in all their efforts to create as much potential for toy and merch sale as possible.
Talking of theoretical disney+ content, I would watch the fuck out of a behind the scenes mockumentary about the first movie. Just give the actual people who worked on it zoosonas and fill it with sight gags about different sized mammals and polar bears who had to have refrigerated trailers and the tiny mouse cinematographer standing on the big camera lenses, waving his paws at the crew...
How much would/should Disney pay Weaver to include Pack Street?
>>34793055Give em a good SNAP
>>34794692The author for the Witcher put a lot of lore into his work but he isn't anywhere near passionate about it. Don't be surprised if the thing you admire is something that its creator(s) doesn't give a shit about. To you, it's art. To them, it's just another job.
>>34794918Disney didn't get to where it is today by discarding ALL of its standards
>>34794716That would truly be my favorite thing to happen.
>>34794918>Weaver teaching kids that it's okay to have an OnlyfansHe'd fit right in with Disney's devil agenda
>Tubes red light district
>>34795838Terry would be everyone's pimp. Even the patrons would be his bitches every time they entered his domain
>>34795973If Terry had a sister, would she be his personal whore?Tubcest
>>34796160She would be the Madame of the district, running the books and keeping tabs on everyone. There'd be only sexual tension between the two that they both believe is one-sided. They relieve themselves of their pent up urges by buying their own escorts of the night, forgetting about their strong desires until later that week.
>>34795158Avo would have to change from Onlyfans sex worker lady to dentist receptionist snarker lady.
>>34797005hawt
>skye
>>34789947I am going to forgo my usual disgust for stuffed animals, and novelty stuffed animals at that, Because how did you find this picture of me?>>34789707https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHhf76z6BkM>>34794119>>34794125I've gone 2 whole election cycles without more zoop. I think you all better hold off on saying "It's not what we wanted!" until we get it. ......>>34789947 Fuck you.
mommys poor little man
>>34798598Nick looks quite small here.
>>34798369It's not so much writer's block as it is sheer fuckin exhaustion; I was actually falling asleep in my chair not long ago. But I appreciate the link, I'll still take a look.
>>34801353
>>34798598A lot of Zootopia art is fun, sexy and/or cute. This is one of the rare pieces that actually captures "real" emotion.
>>34791300>>34791318>Make "can't be countered" an activated ability? I'm not sure what you mean.change "can't be countered" into a different ability that also hates blue is what I meant. The Carnage Tyrant comparison sells the current ability for me tho. I still feel like 2 cards for hexproof might be to high a cost, and the P/T vs CMC needs to be tweaked, but otherwise this card is very cool and I like it a lot. Maybe 2 cards for indestructible, or one card for hexproof?
It's a real shame what happened to Zhan.
>>34803247what happened to zhan?
>>34803247it's a real shame what'll happen to you if you don't stfu faggot :v
>>34803319It must have been something traumatic.
>>34803319died of ligma
>>34803501what's ligma?????
>>34803515A rare condition that causes lymph nodes to swell to horrible proportions. This results in brain damage in 100% of cases.
>>34803551oh... sounds horrible...
>>34803515
>>34803558>file namelmao cuck.
>>34803339omae wa mou shindeiru
>>34803528how did they get through the toes patrol
I need to stop putting off learning how to draw so I can finally start making the things no one else will.
>>34803528Who draw this?It's cute
smol webm
>>34803857https://www.deviantart.com/edisonfox/art/Say-No-More-860432567saucenao'd
>>34804073That's not how that works.
>>34803753What do you want to draw?
>>34804073No default dance?Disappointed.
>>34803753What things do you want made? I'm only curious
>>34804073who are you that's making these? they nice.
Thank you Weaver.
>>34804119The split? I'll admit, I didn't stick to the reference material I looked up for that, for various reasons.>>34804160Not familiar, sorry.>>34804283Thanks. I'm just anon.
>>34804561>Not familiar with the default danceIs fortnite truly dead?We can only hope.
What would be Anneke and Wolter's zwarte piet equivalent? seeing as they are suppose to be zootopia dutch.
masturbating is free, why would anyone ever want to spend a shitload of money on having a girlfriend? it ain't worth it just for a hole.
>>34805227Companionship, love, and emotional support are pretty dopeLike, for real, 10/10, would recommendFinding someone you truly love and have a connection with is like living with your best friend (who you also get to have awesome sex with all the time)One of the biggest reasons I ship WildeHopps is for this exact reason; I can totally see Nick and Judy having an absolute blast just enjoying each other's company, and that's honestly one of the most important parts of any relationship.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armored_rat
>>34804667you know, if I translated "zwarte piet" literally, it'd be, "Black dick"
>>34804073Very fluid and good balance (does blender give you a way of determining centre of balance?)
That's some serious camel toe on Judy.
>>34806242Nick's packing something big as well
>>34805330>Finding someone you truly love and have a connection with is like living with your best friend (who you also get to have awesome sex with all the time)Thanks, now I feel like shit
>>34804522Kek, I knew he'd do it. It was only a matter of time.
>>34804522what, am I looking at exactly?
>>34806268Honestly looks like he's wearing a diaper under his pants
>>34806483>Nick is not only a cuck, he's also a diaperfag
>>34806826This post was written by Jack
>>34807007i want to fuck skye and cuck jack. but mostly fuck skye.
>>34807127I want to fuck Jack and cuck Skye
>>34807391hmm... i think we can work something out here.
>>34807416>The start of every NTR hentai
Help, I have fantasies of Terry fucking his non-existant imaginary sister
Remember when Terry simps went full on simp whenever somebody mentioned that Terry was racist?
>>34807973How is Terry racist?
>>34808046Only fucks other tubes
>>34808062who dis? Ollie's sister? They should fuck
>>34808248>>34808077Why is jack so cute. No homo
>>34807597...>>34807973What>>34808075Wat
>>34808863>...I just like intimate sibling bonding
>>34808863when did incest get such a broad appealwhat are the jews doing to our minds?
>>34808995Ever since Gideon was concieved. He's an inbred abomination
>>34804073>>34804561just-anon, do you have a discord :vi'm making a 3d game and could use some tips v:
>>34804073I think she should have fallen over at least once, but otherwise, keep up the good work.
>>34808995>when did incest get such a broad appeal
>>34787998
>>34809681jesus whats going to happen in 20 years
>>34809700I can confirm that this is a genuine reindeer
>>34809700nice work on the clothing textures
>>34809681Misread that at first and thought it was implying porn OF under 10s was 22% of porn by consumed by 18 year-olds. Was momentarily concerned
>>34807391I want FemJack/Jill to fuck Nick and cuck Judy.
>>34811509I want Jill and Judy to compete for Nick and ride him until he dies from dehydration.
>>34811713I want Nick to be so horny during his mating season that Judy asks Jill for help keeping him satisfied.
So I heard a rumor that bug meat makes people more docile and fucks up their genetics. And that got me thinking... why is that the only thing Preds have to eat, I mean... rabbits eat carrots because its their natural diet, and sheep eat grass wich is also their natural source of food. But Preds on the other hand can't have what comes natural to them... I just think its kind of stra-
>>34813832>rabbits eat carrots because its their natural dietVery wrong. Carrots have too much sugar in them for rabbits. They're good as a treat but not as staple food.Hay and grass are their main foods. Along with certain vegetables
>>34813832Tsk, another crazy pred conspiracy theory... everyone knows it is bullshit >t. not a prey
>>34808075I need to see this.Maybe with some tubegirl.For science.
>>34809277Nick's paws typed this. Back to fantasizing about your mommy, Nicky.
>>34814753>fantasizing
>>34814378IRL sure. But in Zootopia carrots would most likely not have that high of sugar contents in them, since rabbits are farming them. It's called selective breeding or artificial selection. Only the carrots with low sugar content would have been reseeded. And then in the next batch again only the carrots with the lowest sugar content would have been reseeded and so on. They would eventually have ended up with a carrot crop that they could eat every day. The same goes for chocolate. It's the theobromine in chocolate that makes it dangerous to a lot of animals. But again, through artificial selection, you could make a type of cacao beans with no theobromine.
>>34814753>Gideon. So insecure that he has to attack a real fox who is beloved by everyone in order to feel good about himself. Envy is such an ugly emotion, Gideon. Stop making up lies and go see a shrink (again)
>>34814838Ikr.>>34815269>He says, having to bring up Chadeon out of nowhere in the first placeRent-free as always! Learn how to bant.
>>34814923Or you could just say that, in the same way that they all evolved to have sapience at the same time, mammals in the Zootopia universe all adapted to human-like diets and nutritional demands at around the same time as well. I don't really believe that rabbits, or most any other Zootopia mammal, would have the same diets as their real-life counterparts. There's even a real-world parallel to support something like this happening, especially in the wake of an agricultural revoltion: dogs, one of the first animals to be domesticated, have evolved genes over the course of millennia that allow them to easily digest starches and thrive on diets rich in starch, which their wild counterparts lack.
>>34815388That's a good point.
>>34814563alright! post claws with timestamp then faggot!
>>34815358>Pretends to be someone elseAnd the lies continues. I'm pitying you, Gideon.
>>34815578I fucking wish I was even close to being a tod like Chadeon. Thanks for giving me the experience and calling me with his angelic name as beautiful as an ever-encroaching sunset, anon!
>>34815896>ChadeonWho the hell is that? Is it some kind of hallucination that your brain made up in order to cope with reality? I told you, go see a shrink, Gideon. You're not well.
calm down boys, there's enough Mrs. Wilde for everyone
>>34816225Why do you think fictitious characters from a children's flick would be spending their time on 4kanal of all places, anon? Get help, please.
Pastebin seems to have started to private NSFW pastes.
>>34816285>Projecting>>34814753
>>34816360>/ztguck/ doesn't still know what bants isLamentable.
>>34791873>r63>They were the original concept for the furry movie Hmmmmmmm
What are the strangest things (no fetishes) GayNick has done for his clients.Also, who are they?
>>34817453Ask Zaush.
>>34817453>(no fetishes)We can't talk about the grilled cheese incident?
>>34817574okay, Fetishes then.I was thinking more in the situation like Bogo hiring him to roleplay as Nick getting behind in paperwork and then trying to give him more time by exchanging a sexual favour.
>>34817574also, what grilled cheese incident. Were the cops involved?
>>34814582Anon, respect the mongoose privacyMay you have a good night /ztg/
Pastebin.com is now smart-filtering all things it deems 'naughty' not to UNLISTED, but to PRIVATE because of the new rules*. This is explicitly a step to piss off porn/smut writer archivers (like tumblr did but worse). If the author is dead or otherwise unavailable, THE STORY IS FUCKED. PASTEBIN HAS NOT DELETED ANYTHING YET SO GET TO IT FAGGOTS!*https://pastebin.com/faq#5>no pornographic information / links Alternatives: Ghostbin.co and https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Original%20Work/works Because they don't exactly police original content
>>34818925Well, I didn't think that they were going to do this so quickly, but I guess not expecting something to go away without warning is the fool's errand in the world of digital archiving. I can retrieve Anon's Honest Zootopia Fanfiction Reviews because I know which posts that was built from, but I didn't save the other two links in the OP, and unless anyone else did, they might be done for because I'm already getting a 403 Forbidden on them. A shame, because they were still a good historical curiosity even if they hadn't been updated in years.
>>34818925What the hell is it with every company shutting down lewds as hard as possible? It's not like people give a shit what else is on pastebin, who the fuck is this for?
>>34819206I asked the same question when they started making them Unlisted instead of Private... I hate it so much.
>>34819206>What the hell is it with every company shutting down lewds as hard as possible?Their advertisers.>who the fuck is this for?Their advertisers.The inconvenient truth about the internet is that nearly every sizeable non-government website on it is unprofitable without either a bottomless Silicon Valley investor fund (which most do not have access to), advertising money, or user donations. Most opt for the second option since it's the easiest, but advertisers will threaten to pull their advertising deals from sites hosting risqué content for the sake of their own public image unless they're a pornographic company themselves. The sites that choose the third option are usually the last vestiges of the old and now mostly long-gone altruistic vision of the Internet, like Wikipedia, who have to harangue you with giant banners begging for donations because that's the only way they can continue to exist.>Why do advertisers do this?You might not like the answer to that, but because capitalism.
>>34814378>>rabbits eat carrots because its their natural dietWould also point that IRL rabbits tend to eat the green foliage top of the carrot, not the orange tuber.
sex with gideon
>>34819419Who in god's name bothers to advertise on Pastebin?
>>34819419>You might not like the answer to that, but because capitalism.you're right. I dont like that answer, cuz it doesnt explain anything.
>>34819109I have them. Shopping around for a replacement site to slap them on.
>>34818925The number of stories that are gonna be lost because of this is unreal.
>>34819595Well, turning off my ad blocker for a moment revealed two advertisements for online courses on learning programming languages, so probably companies like that.>>34819688Websites that host user-uploaded data incur monumental server costs very quickly, and most of them can't sustain themselves out of pocket. In order to counter this, most turn to advertising companies to generate revenue for them to continue offering their product. Advertising companies are almost always offering products of their own, and they also have to consider profitability. Advertising companies are very prudish when it comes to explicit content because no publicly-traded company wants to be associated with pornography unless that's their business (because, contrary to what this site might tell you, sex and porn is still an incredibly taboo thing in the business world) and will pull out of advertising deals if they feel their clean public image and stock value is threatened by it. It's turtles all the way down.
>>34820047thats understandable, but its not like pastebin suddenly changed it's policies. Any advertisers must have known going into it what the site did. The motivating force for this change is still unknown.
>>34819595Since I use adblock... I have no fucking clue. >>34819688rational self-interest and business marketing pressures sites such as social media hosts or text-storagers to make their content SFW, regardless of who uses the content. >>34819739Since it's a Zootopia 'fic' you could easily put them on Archive of Our Own and just add a ZTG tag on it>>34819477No, they do eat the tuber's too. This whole "they don't eat tubers" comes from burger vets who don't want owners feeding pet rabbits such food on a daily basis as many are wont to do. source: t.grew carrots and had rabbits eating them upalso t.had a pet Cottontail who I fed carrots until I released her and she was fine and healthy.
>>34819223>>34819223BACKUP YOUR SHIT FUCKING NOW
>>34820182Well thankfully the only story I have on pastebin is also on AO3
>>34820150They aren't really fics, so that doesn't seem like the best fit. The TT post is a big list of links and nothing else. The 'Smart' filter insists this is all terrible and people will die if they see it.
Are there any valuable stories on pastebin right now?
>>34820540>They aren't really ficsIt's related enough. Have you seen content on AO3? story idea dumps, short-'stories' smutfics, OC content etc. are all welcome there. >The TT post is a big list of links and nothing else So just add in some text and dissect the links.
>>34820815All of Pastebun's works, to my knowledge. Naturally, since... you know, Pastebin/Pastebun
Funny how despite all this all my weird kink shit stays perfectly intact.
>>34821134Nobody gives a shit about your tile fetish.
...Something else, and outside of pastebin is this. The - Topic / auto-generated videos for direct audio uploads have all had their comment sections turned off. Not that it's a big deal like this pastebin / twitter / tumblr / etc shit is, but... Indicative.
Uuuhhh... Good evening /ztg/! I really have to apologize since today I kind of was going up and down all day and completely forgot to post the Advent Calendar theme of the day... Sorry sorry.>>34792048Wolter enjoys Christmas Fairs too?! Shame about the whole virus thing shutting it down though!>>34792162Could always do it like Rob's Charlie Secret Santa! >>34793055I didn't know that! I thought they had the same antlers their whole life. Also cute couple, hopefully it's not that painful!>>34809700Close enough?! He's got the spirit at least.Thanks everyone for your submissions!Today would be the 17th theme of the Advent Calendar. But to be honest, it's already too late for a theme. Once again, I apologize for leaving it for it this late. I will resume it tomorrow. Good night anons!
>>34821617I dun geddit.
>>34821617I'm not actually going to miss people waxing philosophical in the music comments. Everyone sounded like they were high out of their minds.
>>34820815pastei think some of the stuff of hasty was on pastebin too porn street is in ao3 right?
>>34821871I liked it DESU.
>>34821903>hastyShit, that's right. I'm honestly ashamed that I didn't even think about 'Stamps', one that I really came to enjoy. Man, I'm really kicking myself now for not thinking about saving any of these. I need to be a better archivist.
>>34821686Apropos of nothing, I really like art and fics and stuff with Nick making sexual jokes like this. I dunno if it's really in character, but it's just fun to think about he and judy being that comfortable around close friends like finnick or honey and talking about "yeah he's packing," and "yeah she loves the knot"How weird is this, scale of 1-10
>>34821709Youtube is disabling comments on music videos and stuff.
>>34798233>Skye's face when she remembers she backed-up all her favorite stories
>>34822381Didn't they already disable on a shitload of stuff, I knew on child channel and even animal stuff they get tagged as for children and have no comments due to it.Being honest, there are usually reupload of those songs where the comments are way less robotic/repetitive and actually engaging, so I don't mind not seeing "whos listening on", "literally nobody:" and "@@@@@@@2 giveaway!!!", though a lot of people are pushing the whole removal of comments as a whole from content, so I'm still worried about it.
>>34822541ha, nice work
>>34822541Gilf
Seems a bit dead in here.
>>34823414>Don the next time he visits Dewey at the hospital
>>34823414Half of us are probably checking pastebin right now or checking other boards.Even the guides in the OPs of /qst/tg/ and /v/vg/ have been hit hard.
>>34823414I'm about ready to die from the fucking holiday rush at work. Fuck I hate the holidays.
>>34823414It's late m8
>>34823511who what now>>34823560wish more folks would just mulligan this season.
>>34823605but zoot+rev up those tablets
>>34823613Paste-just check this out>>34819223
>>34823662im actually considering hanging up the tablet since i realized i rely so much on sai that i cant draw on any other software, buying up csp and finally not using a Totally Legal version of SAI 1.0 I had since 2010
>>34823697if it works it works
>>34823613Don't count on it. The only thing we have actually learned this year is the extent of american selfishness.
>>34823858shut up euro
>>34824114Nah just a burger who has been inside except for food and groceries since fucking March. I was jaded before; now I fully expect the next pandemic or climate change or whatever to kill most of us, and we will largely deserve it.
>>34824749You sound like you have bigger issues you need to work out with yourself
>>34824749nah, the next time this comes around, you'll just march into the box cars.
>>34823858Maskitos spotted
>>34824105Love Nick in a bikini
>>34825670SLEEP TIGHT BUNNER
>>34821919More than liked, I loved, kind of actually needed just what a song meant to someone else. That it kept them from killing themselves, or seeing the dope out to the same result, got them through last year or the year before last, made recovery from illness easier and the death of someone loved somehow gentler, was some novel moment in their lives like when they had everyone leave the wedding dance early to have the soundtrack all to themselves, was attached to the love of their life or how it helped them see past a relation to find love someone else.The way a song made them feel, how it lit imagination, the stories they'd share and the scenarios it reminded of. Even the worst interpretations or stories at least came from somewhere better than what you'd find on "Funny Fail Crash & Instant Karma Road Rage Compilation 69 LMFAO!!!!!!!"At least they had better things to say than some ghoulish stinkpiece on some news clip.
No more casual ass sex! Just say no to all random ass faggots' random faggot asses!
>When the audition was over, the talent agent looked up at Stu. "Wow. I only have one question. What do you call your act?">"The Aristocrats!"
>>34823755the version is too outdated, i needed to move but kind of had a wake up moment where i realize im not a good artist to begin with
>>34808248This seemed like an obvious joke at the time...is that fuel?
>>34829876Yes
>>34829876Many saw that possibilityI think it's a really fun crossover
Any straight guys thinking about gay sometimes?
>>34830253I can pretend to be a straight guy who gets seduced by a gay dude. I don't have the fagcent so I pass for straight
>>34806176Thanks! No, Blender doesn't have any tool for center of balance or anything... I probably didn't get it quite right at the end there.>>34809344No, I don't have a discord or anything really, I just share my stuff here. I don't think I could give too many tips to help with making a game anyway, I only animated the model someone else made. If you want to know more about animating 3d models, just do what I did and look up guides and tutorials on youtube, primarily about the fundamentals of animation.>>34809661I really considered this too but I guess since I had already put off working on it for some time I was ready to call it done and left it there.
>>34824105is he hiding his dick between his legs? why the hell do that?
>>34830253Only when I play a female character in an RPG, I feel kinda gay for hitting on the male romance options
>>34804522Bluey?
>>34829255>SelfI thought that pic was by Alec. It has the same facial structure and line style as his stuff.
>>34828568There's a good fic waiting to be written!
>>34829633>that one gay rabbit
>>34832950I doubt he's the only one. I don't see genitals on the others.He looks rather feminine though. Maybe it's his bodytype.
Good afternoon, /ztg/! Hope you're having a good day!We reached the 18th day of Advent Calendar, and despite my mess up yesterday, we still have a theme to go through! Yes, because today's theme will be...Candle!Good luck on your submissions!
>I want to ___ a ___
>>34834410you sick fuck. I'm calling the ZPD
>>34834410>kiss>cute fox that bakes pies
>>34833012who draw dis
>>34834466somebody switched your L key for an S key
>>34834534juantriforce
Oh shit, I left the vibrator on, and Bellwether has her big presentation today!
Nickie stuff?
>>34835226
>>34834466Based.
>>34830253no
>>34830509>I probably didn't get it quite right at the end there.It looked close, but it still seemed within her balance at the tip of her toes, which is why I asked.I guess you just have to step back and get your 'eye' in to see that it looks right, or at least plausible.Cute animation.
>>34837912cute!
>>34834123Those are very foxy looking wolves.
>>34837787>'Bleep, bleep '
>>34804073jesus man, keep it up. keep working on those facial expressions
>>34838084Take that fox back to the paint shop, that 'orange peeling' is terrible.
>>34838015Blöp blöp.
>>34836964
DEAD
>>34839514Gay w
FART FART STINKY FUNNY LALALALALALA REAN SAMA I KNEEL
>>34841668Gay
>>34841833what
>>34841983You heard me
>>34842073wow
>"Support me on Paymetons! Help me with my monthly bills so I can focus on more art!"Your monthly bills are mostly bullshit, babe.You can buy a used car for a few thousand and pay cash. No more car payments!You could have chosen not to get a degree in queer theory.Cut cable. Get a Tracfone. You don't need a goddamn iPhone 87 Deluxe.Stop having sex. No one wants to subsidize your condoms, lube, birth control pills, abortions, dildos, and Victoria's Secret shopping sprees.You could probably go back to your parents' house. Throw them $20 every month for the cost of a little more toilet paper and water. They were living there anyway.Study art history. Most artists weren't famous until they died. Chances are, you'll never be a real artist anyway. Your art is worth very little, you typical Millennial/Zoomer egotist.
>>34842130
It looks like Pastebin partially fixed the SMART filter, it's letting you make NSFW pastes public againBut the issue is ones posted anonymously are still gone
>>34842227>Get a Tracfone. You don't need a goddamn iPhone 87 Deluxe.This is the only one I can argue with.You can get an unlocked smart phone for a few hundred and if you take care of it it can last you 5+ years before the battery starts going.
May you have a good night /ztg/
I want a happy relationship with Nick with a lot of gay and him wearing girly outfits
>>34842312You think yer funny doncha!
>>34843110I keep looking at that panty line on the bottom of the left buttock...
>>34842227Save money by cancelling your internet.Bonus: We won't have to listen to your bitching.
If Nick meets his gay pornstar look alike GayNick, what do you think he'll say or do.
>>34842679>SMART filter>fucks literally everything up
>>34843307Switch places with him for a day. He thinks there's only one lookalike but there's actually one straight and one gay one. Instead of fucking the Judy lookalike, he gets completely shafted by the Bogo lookalike, fully hilted on the first try
>>34842951sleep tight
>>34837912That is wonderful on every level!
I spent the whole day drawing, but I'm so goddamn slow at it that it feels like I wasted the day and got nothing done.
>>34843110Samur draws the best smug expressions imo. It elevates the level of horny in this pic here
>>34844397Your mind will record and remember the muscle memory of you drawing. It's like cooking. The more you do it, the faster and more effective at it you'll become. You were productive while I slept most of the day without studying. You did well.
>>34844854>>34844854>>34844854>>34844854>>34844854>>34844854
Confess
>>34844952My pants were off for the entire day.
>>34844952im really depressed but not actually suicidalart and music are one of the few things driving me forward
>>34844952i dont really know how to feel about the circle of artists who just all become porn artists togetherlikezhans non porn art is some of my favorite to come out of the thread b/c he had such a great sense for finer details and his art just had a wonderful charming feeling to it that i cant really put to wordsbut if you described the porn hes drawn recently in text alone i prob would not be able to tell him apart from any other artist in the piczel stream& like is that what all furry artists just end up being eventually? it feels like they lose their identities as artists somehow if thats all that they end up doingnot like porn is itself a bad thing but i can get porn with the same characters anywhere else on the internet, but i cant get zhans cute and charming art anywhere elseidk
>>34844952I genuinely look forward to the day I can finally properly kill myself.
>>34844952Sometimes I think if I stopped drawing, no one would notice. Im never mentioned when someone gives their unprompted top ztg artists, the things I like dont seem to overlap with the things that get a rise out of ppl here and I dunno. I also cant tell if my mood at any time is just a mood or if Im accurately assessing my situation,
>>34842227Your rhetoric is falling on deaf ears. Go to /r9k/ and see how many ways you can say the same thing you've been saying for years until the system starts telling you you're not original.
>>34844952I miss NickJesus, nit bcs I hate Rex, I just like Nick more
>>34845483What if a Nick and Rex got high together? What would happen?
>>34845687Peace
>>34845294That might be at least in part a bit of a consequence of how small and less cohesive the community has grown over the past near-five years. But if you are feeling like you're just spinning your wheels right now, you may need to try and re-invent your image somehow to make yourself fresh to not just your audience, but yourself as well. What that might call for, exactly, is up to you to determine, but it might call for something deeper inside yourself than what you normally tap into. Think for a while about what kind of content you're making now and what kind of content you're not making, or what kind of content others are making, and ask yourself if your current situation is one that you're content with staying in. If the answer to that question is 'no', then try not to just fall back to your comfort zone again. See about making something you've never made before, whether that be in the form of a new character, compositional style, mood, or entirely different brush settings. Just draw it and post it without really thinking about how much of a success it will be. If it doesn't stick to the wall, keep throwing things at the wall until something does.I hope that is of any help to you. Best of luck.
>>34845772That some deep advice. I'll consider it.
>>34844952Right now I only wish for Weaver to draw some Rex lewds
>>34844952I deleted my Discord account recently because it had become a very bad habit checking it constantly, among other personal reasons.I hope my friends won't miss me too much.
>>34847163at least you're still here with us
