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Zootopia Thread: Gid Kek Edition

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Beep boop.
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translation of this one please?
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knots
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They are the cutest
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Need more pics
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>>3393439
>Honestly it wouldn't have been anything to write home about if it was bunnies-only.
That's because bunnies are the only group that even needs bounce houses. Any other species is just whoring themselves.

It's fucking disgusting on all counts.
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>>3393513
Sounds like we have a wizard in the thread
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>>3393523
>tfw actually approaching wizardom

mcfucking kill me
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>>3393481
>Japanese comic where Nick and Judy are actually together instead of just flirting awkwardly and whispering to themselves about how they secretly love the other
well color me pleasantly surprised
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email to lurkinganon at mail sent.
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Dear hunter, what is it you desire?
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>>3393508
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Valiant deserved better, he gave the best years of his life to the department.
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>>3393624
I'd like to be a bunny
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>>3393625
>>3393508
Missed a few threads, do we have even more OC couples? How does this keep happening? Do they have a story like Molly/Des?
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>>3393637
Bore drew a lewd

Everyone loved it

So he drew more of the couple

No story other than Sunny is a subby bunny. He said he'd likely draw more in the future. Hopefully today.
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>>3393632
>heart pupils
unf!
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Does Nick seem like the kind of guy to send porn vids to Judy and say that they should try the position?
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>>3393627
Mead
All this fanfic inspired art
I fucking can't, man
With how pumped this makes me I can only imagine how the fic author must feel
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>>3393624
To have someone to love and love me back
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>>3393661
Yes.
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>>3393637
I remember there was one about a male rabbit and a female tiger.

Anyone got that one? I want to see it again.
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>>3393481
that last panel reactions...
we need this translated
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>>3393574
You and me both, brother
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>>3393632
>>3393676
I can't believe yandere judy's fucking dead
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>>3393672
This picture kinda makes me want to kill myself a little
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>>3393678
4u
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>>3393676
So beautiful!
I want to kiss, hug, and scratch her behind the ears.
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>>3393574
>>3393685
If you fuck each other, neither of you will be virgins,
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>>3393632
I wish bunnies were real.
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>>3393624
To be able to live my life as I do whilst at the same time, having someone to live it with me
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>>3393696
please tell me there is more?
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>>3393703
>MY OWN CLONE
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>>3393699
I want to be kissed and hugged and scratched behind the ears.

Funny how that works
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>>3393725
your wish is granted
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>>3393735
last one, I love these two tho
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>>3393481
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>>3393739
I'd fuck myself
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>>3393574
>>3393685
Same boat, I can feel you brothers.
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>>3393761
I would fight myself.
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>>3393632
Dear hunter...this I cannot grant. But take solace that I care for thee, whatever thy form.

>>3393672
>>3393734
Hunters have told me about the church. About WildeHopps, and their love. But...do the gods love their creations? I am a doll, created by you humans. Would you ever think to love me? Of course...I do love you. Isn't that how you've made me?
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>>3393627
MOOSE DETECTIVE, HELL YES
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>>3393774
>Dear hunter...this I cannot grant.
then can you give me a PS4 so I can play Bloodborne and understand what the heck you're on about?
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I'm probably gonna finally buy this movie on Amazon and watch it tonight. Already fapped to Judy so many times since the movie's reveal.
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>>3393805
>using dex weapons like filthy casuals
I thought I could trust you two, but then you pull some shit like this
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>>3393810
I'd buy it on bluray if I had a player for my pc. But the dvd is fine.
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>>3393773
I would fight myself THEN fuck myself
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>>3393669
Just trying to show the content creators that they are loved. Fic writing is a time consuming and all too obscure job, artists get all the attention.
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>>3393810
>fapping to the bun
Jude is not for Lewd, senpai.
The golden rule.
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>>3393828
>expecting a fox and a bunny to use STR
Maybe a bear or something, but DEX makes sense for a bunny and a fox.
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>>3393810
DO

NOT

LEWD

THE

JUDE

DUDE
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>>3393873
Too late
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>>3393848
I meant just general weapon choice, like their appearance there reflects their choices in-game.

I've got to run but if you'd like to dive deep into how Nick and Judy would fight/equip themselves if the Blood Moon descended over Zootopia, I'm game later tonight.
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>>3393838
I'm gonna buy it digital. Lower bit rate than Blu-Ray because you can only stream from Amazon, not download, but whatever.

>>3393845
>>3393873
Fapped to her this morning and I'll do it again. Get fucked like Judy is being fucked here, lads.
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>missed hook ups in DFW in the last thread

damn
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>>3393873
Yeah I mean we'd never do a thing like tha-
oh shit
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>>3393897
>Judy watches her burrow burn with all 275 siblings inside

>>3393908
>>3393914

Holy fu-
I-i mean, J-Jude is not..not for.. um....
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>>3393903
I could make an argument in Dark Souls terms, but I haven't play Bloodborne.

As I said.

In the post you directly replied to.
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>>3393908
>>3393914
>>3393922
FUCKING HEATHENS SHE'S TOO PURE FOR LEWDS

YOU DON'T DESERVE HER
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>>3393908
>>3393873
>>3393845

Despite being a straight man, I fap to Nick many times more than I do Judy. Foxes just turn me on so much more
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>>3393838
I got a blurry rom drive for about 30 bucks. Use Leawo blu ray player
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>>3393938
>Straight
>Fap to Nick
nah
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>>3393908
Tush just makes some ludicrously lewd images
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>>3393938
Well, I certainly can't blame you. He is quite literally perfect.
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>>3393919
>I-i mean, J-Jude is not..not for.. um....
Oh, sorry Anon, I accidentally dropped my bondage Judy picture. Did it fluster you? It won't happen aga- oh fuck
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>>3393848
Hmm... What would Judy and Nick be...

Nick would probably have plenty of stats in CHA and INT, and has a natural boost to DEX, so I'm guessing he'd be some sort of martial Beguiler.

Judy seems pure DEX, but with a surprising amount of STR and CON. I hesitate to say Rogue, though... Ranger?
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>>3393933
Blood Souls is Dark Souls for casuals equipment/stats-wise. The gameplay is hard AF but there isn't any of the depth of Souls. I've beaten every game, Demon included, so we can shitpost in whatever game you want fmilama
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>>3393938
Got some awkward news for you
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>>3393919
>Holy fu-
>I-i mean, J-Jude is not..not for.. um....
You going full ComicAnon on us?
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>>3393938
I'm fapping Nick a little more now along with Robin Hood. Both are hot.

Judy is still queen of rabbits.
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>>3393952
>>3393957
Straight as in would fuck a guy in my fantasies, but not in reality. I probably rate a 2 on the kinsley scale
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>>3393983
Alternatively: Full Bunanon
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>>3393966
Scout. Judy would definitely be a Scout. Maybe multiclass with Ranger.
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>>3393972
Bloodborne basically just takes one of the multiple styles of souls games and kicks it to 11.

You basically gotta want to play shieldless glass cannon. Because thats what you are gonna be doing

So yeah, theres less gameplay variety than souls, but it does what it does really well

Only real complaint I got is that vials cost way too much in NG, especially since thats where you are probably gonna be eating through vials the most.
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>>3393966
Did we suddenly swap to DnD?

I'm losing track.

I bet Nick would be Ventrue, and Judy Tremere?
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>>3393994
The popularity of her is pretty impressive honestly.
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>>3394024
I prefer the cuddle greentext, honestly.
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>>3394078
>not preferring the comfy cuddle fic

http://pastebin.com/zfRsq6MK

Plebs
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>>3393912
maaybe next time
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I'm off to get in some running. See you later.
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>>3394102
Honestly I should probably just write a comfy cuddlefic for Bun and Red at this point.

I can't do much, but comfy is a thing I can manage.
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>>3394124
cya faggot
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>>3394112
I'm timing you schalke anon
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>>3394124
eyyy, just about to go to the gym myself.

Get strong for the bun anon.
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>>3393574
If I haven't had sex in almost 9 years, do I count again?
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>>3393680
I don't need to speak moon to know that they dryhumped until their hips went numb and sore
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>>3394251
no
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>>3394301
:(

I want my v-card back.
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>>3394312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S94ohyErSw
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>>3393624
I want a human hostile takeover of Zootopia.

These filthy animals need to know who's on top of the food chain.
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>>3394390
Punch him in the gut and force him to hand over his abnormally large lunch.

Then call him a fat faggot and spit on his head as he's doubled over in pain.

Kick him in the stomach while he's on the ground for good measure.
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>>3393956
"Clean" lewds like this are so fucking good.
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>>3394390
that's so gay
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>>3394390
Clawhauser is for sexual bullying.

Make that nerd sniff your musky briefs.
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>>3394462
Like this?
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Did VRBun sex the Red?
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Nick's tail is pretty bushy. You know what they say about guys with bushy tails, right?
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>>3394547
I think you're confusing your various buns

and by various I mean there's literally like 4 recurring buns in this thread. Bunanon, VRBun, Cutie, and (obviously) Judy.
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>>3394522
Yeah, situations you know are lewd but where the artwork isn't explicitly, uh...explicit.
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>>3393481
DAMN, we need to decipher this!
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>>3394563
that, they're gay?
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>>3394563
>You know what they say about guys with bushy tails, right?
I genuinely don't.
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>>3394564
Alright, rephrase question then. Did the bun who was wanting to sex Red sex Red?
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>>3394522
>>3394569
>lewd
>clean
anyways have some clean lewd
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>>3394563
Their tails are better to cuddle than guys with non-bushy tails?
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>>3394569
Yeah, it's pretty good.

>>3394581
We haven't had an update since she asked about sex.
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>>3394581
Nah, she said it'd be down the line somewhere, and they might try a night dedicated to just foreplay first, to ease into things and calm her nerves.
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>>3394569
How lewd can it get before it crosses over?
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>>3394607
I dunno but I'm very willing to toe the line.
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>>3394595
This one is my favorite

It's so goddamn cute
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>>3393908
If you buy the physical bluray, it comes with a DVD and a digital copy from Disney's website and your choice of another streaming service like itunes or Google play. I chose the latter so I could stream it on YouTube or have it on my phone.
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>>3394621
>mouth open
>saliva pooling beneath her mouth
yeah, I'm into it.
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>>3394607
>>3394569
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>>3394645
This is a good thread. I enjoy implied lewds.
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>>3394615
Man, imagine the kinky stuff you could get up to with a bunny bf. Hidden blowjobs in public are a top-tier fetish.
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>>3394607
I'd say about the time you show actual genitalia is the moment you cross over from cleanly lewd to totally lewd.
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>>3394656
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I need an animal that's big and predatory enough to fuck a bunny senseless, but small enough that all the bits will (barely) fit.

Hard mode: No canines or felines.

Whaddya got for me, /ztg/?
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>>3394645
Knows someone the source?
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>>3394701
Giant River Otter?

Fuckers go one on one with snakes and shit.
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We /tasteful lewds/ now?
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>>3394716
Found it on twitter
Don't know who :(>>3394725
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>>3394602
>>3394595
I'm just excited and anxious for her 'cuz I consider her a pretty cool anon and I want to hear that it went well.
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>>3394701
>Wolverine
You're welcome
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>>3394725
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>>3394743
Ooh, perfect, Anon. Especially since they're natural predators of rabbits.
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>>3394637
If you get the Ultimate Collectors, it comes with a 3D Blu Ray too.
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>>3394727
Well if you had giant fucking ears wouldn't you be?
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>>3394759
Does this work?
I'd argue it's tasteful, even if it is pushing it a bit.
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Seems Nick got a little excited from feeling up that fluffy sheep floof.
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>>3394798
She wants the knot
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>>3394771
Yeah, that's the one I got but if the anon doesn't have a bluray player I doubt they have a bluray 3D player.
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>>3394739
das cute anon.

Hopefully it all works out for her.

Then we can write and draw lewd things about them without any feelings of guilt.
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>>3394784
You can see Judy, er, leaking, so it's definitely pushing it.
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>>3394736
Ok thanks
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>>3394725
Yes.

Very yes.
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>>3394769
Yup, these small, crazy fucktards fight with wolf packs, there are also reports of wolverines attempting to rob a fucking black bear (animal ten times wolverine size)!


They're fucking psychos of animal world.
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>>3394812
This is /trash/ there is no guilt here
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>>3394923
I swear like 4 different people have said they'll drawn Bunanon lewd and its never happened.

The closest we get is the lewd greentext or Weaver's implied lewd.

I'm waiting, drawfags.
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>>3394942
Sssh. We're waiting until bunanon actually does the do before we do.
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>>3394972
oh right, forgot that happened.
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Didn't Weaver make a Rubyquest joke with Bunanon?
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>>3394991
Yes, which is why Bunanon's author took to calling the fox Red.
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>>3394991
No, I drew the RubyQuest protagonists in Zootopia style
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>>3395014
>>3395018
well this is awkward.
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Went to a Toy/anime/otaku/geek Convention earlier. There was next to zero Zootopia stuff. The only merch I saw were pic related.
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>>3395049
Well from the sound of it, its mostly just japanese stuff right?
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>>3395049
Oh god they killed his face
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>>3395070
Nah, it's our country's equivalent to the ultimate geek convention, like the SDCC or similar. Toys, Disney stuff, video games, comics, etc.
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>>3394775
You know who also had giant fucking ears?

Judy x Quark is my OTP.
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>>3395049
What I find so weird is how stores like Hot Topic didn't market the fuck out of Zootopia towards the teen/adult market. They know about furries man, and furries have the money.

Not even Disney was up on it. Not a single adult sized t-shirt even. They dropped the fucking ball and I find it really really weird.
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So, /trash/, I'm gonna write a quick little lewd for all you horny faggots.

Should I lewd the Jude or ravage the Savage?
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>>3395125
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>>3395125
Judy.
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>>3395125
>Lewd the Jude
>Dick the Nick
>Do it Prick
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>>3395148
Non-interspecies sex? Gross, anon.

>>3395151
But I have no idea how the vajingo works.
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>>3395125
Ravage the savage definitely
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>>3395125
Which version of Savage?
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>>3395125
Savage gets dicked by Nick while Judy plunders the foxhole with a strapon.
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>>3395175
>Not "Do it Slick"
Whats wrong with ya
>>3395125
Nick ravage the savage
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>>3395125
savage plox.
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>>3395125
Why not get Judy to ravage the Savage while he lewds the Jude?
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>>3395179
Wait. That shouldn't matter. I'm a guy and I write from Judy's pov. And [spoiler]Elsa's.[/spoiler]
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>>3395125
Savage sandwiched between Nick and Judy?
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>>3395125
We've gotten various lewds of Nick and Savage but nothing where Nick is legit fucking Savage to establish dominance. The closest thing is probably where they're banging on assignment and Judy calls, but it's also not quite there yet.
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>>3395241
Yeah, nothing from start to finish
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>>3395175
>>3395148
>>3395181
>>3395151
>>3395199
>>3395202
>>3395211
>>3395215
>>3395234
>>3395241
Five for Nick, six for Judy, and eight for Jack. The Savages have-age it. [spoilerhahano]oh god that was terrible pls kill me[/nope]

>>3395191
I'm thinking a bit of both. Skilled and suave enough to get his job done, but not nearly as much as he thinks he is.
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>>3395049
Out of curiosity, did it happen to be Phoenix Comicon?
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>Fic where a dirty cop tortured Finnick into confessing a crime he didn't commit
>When he gets caught, turns out years ago he was suspended for beating a innocent bystander into confessing to robbing a bank even though he just happened to be near by

How the fuck was he still on the force? Thats the kind of thing that gets you iced, not a suspension
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>>3395349
And it was only a WEEK LONG suspension
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>>3393430
Gideon is a gay homosexual fox who is gay married to his husband Travis.
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>>3395379
Travis is Byron
Gideon is Byron's husband
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>>3395379
>>3395398
Gideon is for all the thirsty bunnies in the burrows.
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>>3395285
I'm imagining a scenario where Nick is legitimately feeling threatened by Savage's presence. Whether Savage's flirtations with Judy are real or imagined, Nick gives Savage a rough dicking, telling him in no uncertain terms that Judy's off-limits.
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>>3395434
>3395434
all male bunnies as Travis is watching sitting on the back off a naked bunny as if it was a throne
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>>3395294
We await your smut, oh great writefag
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>>3395450
Like rape?

I dont think Im down for that
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>>3395450
> An otherwise well adjusted character with a decent moral compass and police academy graduate rapes someone over jealousy.
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>>3395464
You may be awaiting a while. This turned out to be much longer than I'd intended; I'm a page and a half in and the dicks are just now coming out.
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>>3395490
Page and a half in 13 minutes

hot damn, anon.
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>>3395490
Longer is fine

Longer is good even
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>>3395489
>>3395488
I could see something with Savage having flirted with the pair, and Nick taking him up on his offer in order to teach him not to flirt with Judy.

Of course, I'm using porn logic, but...
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>>3393481
Okay, the first panel is really fuckin' chickenscratch, but I can tell you that literally everything that is being pointed at, the author is calling "cute!!!"
Examples being "Her tail is cute!"
"Inside Nick's ear is cute!"
Like, that's literally what they all say.
The only noteworthy one is the triple-arrow pointing at Nick's stomach says "Fan Service!!"

Anyway, onto the part that's actually worth translating, starting under the panel with a "1" over it.
>Panel 1:
"Look at this! Everyone at the ZPD got me this mini-carrot as a birthday present!"
"Who's it referring to when they call it, "mini"?"
>Panel 2
"Carrots.
"Hey.
"... Did she fall asleep?"
>Panel 3
SFX:
Tottoko (fiddling with buttons)
PIPI (camera beeping
>Panel 4
SFX: chu chu (raboot kissing noises)
biku (Nick twitching in response)
>Panel 5
"Hey Carrots
"Do you think you could put a bit more sex appeal into your kissing? I'm not some kid."
>Panel 6
"I'm sorry?
"I thought the stimulus was getting too strong so I let up a little bit..."
"I mean, your voice was starting to get really loud, so surely..."
SFX: suri (rubbing his chest)
>Panel 7
"After all, bunnies have
"really good ears."
"Should I really stop licking?"
>Panel 8
"You want me to be earnest?"
SFX: Gaba (tackle)
"AA, YES"
"Kyaa! My partner's eating me! I'm dyiiiing~"
>Panel 9
20 minutes later
Somehow, they finally stopped
(They don't understand)
(They don't want to go again)
Nick: "Sorry...
Carrots...
I think it'd probably be best if we stopped..."
"I feel like we were about do do something we mustn't..."
Judy: "No. I was the one acting silly, I'm sorry..."
SFX: Doki doki doki doki (heavy heartbeats)
Bottom: It's a wholesome picture
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>>3395504
I write even faster when I'm not using my right hand to-

I mean, yeah, I'm pretty quick.
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>>3395488
>>3395489
No, not rape, though I definitely see how you'd interpret it that way, I wasn't too clear. That wasn't my intention.
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>>3395516
I don't get it.
Did they have sex?
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>>3395516
So they regretted the heavy make out session?
How sad
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>>3395550
Stopped before they actually did
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>>3395597
I don't think they regretted the make-out sesh, I just think they weren't ready to lewd the Jude yet. It's good to have boundaries.
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>>3395515
I can't really see it happening without Savage basically power-bottom mind-gaming Nick into ravishing him.

Which could be fun, but doesn't really fit the original prompt.
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>>3395597
Here, have some happy.
Look at these two, they're having a great time.
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>>3395330
Nah. Toycon Philippines
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Back from my run. My legs are sore.
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>>3395516
>They kissed each other silly and got carried away with it until they exhausted themselves
That's too fucking cute.
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>>3395557
>Nick watching TV, lounging on the couch
>Judy busts down the door from their bedroom, storms to him, stomping her feet along the way
>"Uh, something wrong, Fluff?"
>She has no words, only seething rage on her face and lips pursed so hard he can see the wrinkles beneath her fur
>She holds up the PlayBunny magazine
>Nick's heart stops
>His mind starts racing at a mile a minute trying to think up an excuse
>all the while his face doesn't change; can't let her see gears grinding and whirring in his mind
>Thinks of the standard excuses: I was bored, curious, holding it for a friend. None of them sounded too good
>Suddenly, stroke of genius
>"Oh, you found that huh? I got bored of it right away. Should've thrown it out. None of them looked like you."
>The red in her ears and face disappates, but her face is still slightly scrunched in anger
>"Carrots?"
>"Shush. I'm still trying to decide if that was romantic or the slickest save in history."
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>>3395294
Remember he has a tiny, tiny bunnyboy cock.
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>>3395698
Oh, Savage isn't the top, no sir.
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>>3395691
That was cute but the whole 'woman gets angry at her partner because they have porn' shtick should have died with the 50s.
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>>3395753
maybe if the animals in the magazine are all bunnies
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>>3395771
What's wrong with Nick being into bunnies?
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Requesting lewd crossdressing Nick.
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>>3395753
Maybe it should have but women still get riled up as fuck about it
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>>3395787
Maybe make Judy into it too...
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>>3395784
she is jealous that he is looking at bunnies that aren't her
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>>3393508
>>3393625
>>3393660
>When a couple that you helped name is beloved

This feels so fuckin' nice.
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>fic where Nick and Judy find a 5 year old fox crying on a bench in tundra town
>Lost his parents
>Judy wants to call it in because it sounds like they got separated while shopping
>Nick doesn't want to because hes already jumped to worst conclusions and feels the system is gonna fail the kid and hes gonna be all alone like Nick was

Okay, that just went from zero to 60 like instantly
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slick getting a prick
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>>3395753
>women
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>>3395820
link?
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So, um, I hear that there are actually a few bisexual males that are cute and submissive here that are from Texas and feeling in need of affection... is that true?
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>>3395842
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11978356/2/II-Leaving-the-Past

What annoys me most is Nick is being completely difficult. He won't call it in and he won't tell Judy why hes being like he is.

I hate it when authors write him like this. He may be unwilling to reveal history about himself, but I doubt hes gonna be this difficult about things. Hes not gonna keep Judy in the dark while forcing her to go along with his plans.
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>>3395691
Just wait until Nick finds her bottom drawer is full of knotted dildos.
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>>3395865
Well, I dunno about cute but maybe

No bdsm shit tho
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>>3395823
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>>3395865
Gulf area here. A little chubby in the tummy and in need of a shave but I'm open to anything practically.
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>>3393938
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>>3395891
>>3395865
DFW area btw
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>>3395894
Incest is best.
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>>3395894
>"Daddy am I a big girl now?"
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>>3395899
The part with Nick eating cake was cute.
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>>3395912
>>3395891
>>3395865
>>>/soc/
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>>3395923
UU
UU
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>>3395668
Ah too bad. It'd be neat to hang out with someone from the thread.
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>>3395915
I think that's Judy's mom and dad.
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>>3395512
>>3395504
>>3395464
Lewds are gonna be a while, guys. Got called into work to cover for someone. I'll try to get this finished asap.
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>>3395934
I don't wanna hang out with those degenerates
I wanna hang out with you degenerates

But ur right
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>>3395946
>Judy's dad
Yes
>Judy's mom
No
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>>3395947
rest in peace.

Any ETA on when you'll be back from work to finish lewds?
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>>3395934
These threads are half soc anyways, m8. It's part of the comfy.
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Reposting for day crowd.
I drew this last night. Think I drew his hand too big. Hope you guys still like it!
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>>3395981
You did, but we do. Top notch, anon!
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>>3395797
*UMF*
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>>3395891
But are you needy and submissive though? Just wondering.
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>>3395981
Adorable! Judy may be a bit too small though...
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>>3396025
Perhaps
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>>3396045
>>3396025
Though I guess define submissive
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>>3395975

Three, four hours? I might be able to get a little planning done at work, actually.
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>>3395903
Heh, how is it where you live?
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>>3396071
oh, cool.
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>>3396085
Wasn't this originally Judy?
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>ComicAnon won't be on for hours and hours.
>Want to talk to him about his work, his various life goals, and such, acting caring to him.
>Think about having some kind of way of connection off-thread.

This is past being comfy and where I think I'm getting a platonic waifu.
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>>3396098
yes it was gender bend Judy
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>>3396115
The term is husbando, Anon
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>>3396085
>when you want to heretically feel that barbed feline meat in your wanting hands before suckling on them
>when you won't even think about toys because you feel the calling for the real thing
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>>3396115
>tfw i like most everybody here but I don't care deeply for any of them
>except maybe that dude who always says sleep tight bunner
>that guy is cool
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>>3396119
I meant wasn't it originally Not R63
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>>3396057
Well, do you think about actively sucking cock and drinking guys' pre-cum and cum?
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>>3396082
Hot out today. I'm inside in the cool house for today.
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>>3396115
>mfw these threads got me a bf
>mfw I can't post my face or else I'll be outed.
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>>3396156
There were 2 versions.
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>>3396159
Not the biggest fan of the idea

Partially because I have a terrible gag reflex. Dentist appointments are hell

Bottoming sounds pretty good tho
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>>3395434
He spitroasts them with Travis .
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>>3395731
He never is
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If so many rabbits and a scattershot of other prey animals, even some predators, were into the 'Bounce House' concept but kept to white bracelets because of tenderness and shyness, what if there was a competitor coming in just for that?

Not sure what you'd call them. 'Cuddle Camps'? 'Tenderness Tents'? Something where it's more formalized. Whomever walks in has those already inside look them over, and then a staff member leads them to the first creature already waiting in the area that waved a 'sure, please'. If rejected by all or too nervous, the newcomer takes a spot in the crowd to evaluate the next newcomer.

That might end up being emotionally crushing, though. But then wouldn't a regular Bounce House be the same if you kept getting rejected? This would be better, maybe.
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>>3395997
>>3396038
Thanks! Yeah, size proportion is something I gotta work on.
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>>3396146
I also like the 'Bunner' guy a lot.
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>>3396261
I believe in you, Anon
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>>3396146
>tfw bunanon doesn't care deeply for you.
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>>3396182
Would you get seeded?
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>>3396176
Do you have a lot of LGBT friends where you are?
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>>3396288
Would I bareback with a stranger on the internet?

Not a chance dude
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>>3396249
Isn't that just Tinder except in-person, making it even more soul-crushing?
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>>3396331
Nah, not really the social type. I don't like large groups.
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>>3396187
>>3395434
Since bunnies are tinier, how many bun dicks can they squeeze in at once?
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>>3396279
Sorry...

>>3396270
It's a comfy way to end the night.
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>>3395125
JUDE
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>>3396270
Does anyone have any screen caps of Bunner?
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>>3396376
You missed the boat on that vote

Savage won
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>>3395516
Perfect
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>>3396376
Day late and a dollar short, anon.

Already ravaging the Savage.

Managed to steal a few minutes to myself to shitpost and continue writing.
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bounce houses are best
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>Be a teenage feline.
>Go to your first Bounce House.
>Be the only predator there, and one of only three non-rabbits.
>Be not exactly super attractive anyways, just an average male except perhaps taller than usual.
>Spend a bunch of time awkwardly sitting and breathing heavily in the far left corner.
>Despite wearing the white band and dressing non-threateningly, have the rabbits look to you with revulsion when they even pay attention to you, so you stay pretty much in your corner.
>They don't even want to share looks with you.
>Finally have a hare bounce over to you.
>He ignores the white band and aggressively has you suck his dick, even cumming on your hair when he's done in a way that makes you let out a frustrated groan.
>Finally leave feeling like your insides are melting, being so unhappy.

There's a real sadfic that could be there.
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>>3396393
This guy, posts it in reply to the sleepy judy pic every time I go to sleep.
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>>3396368
If it makes you feel better, assuming pic related is you, I've done the same thing due to low self esteem. It's an awful feeling.
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>>3396333
We can get to know each other though.
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>>3396435
>>3396437
>that bouncetextmind

this will be easy to cap, ty anon
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>>3396353
Same.
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>>3396457
That might be cool
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Post officers.
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>>3396340
Maybe. It could be set up so that when you go in as a newcomer you can't see anybody, I mean physically can't even see them or hear them, but they see and hear you. And then you go over to your potential special someone. Not sure.
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>>3396470
You're welcome, but the image is super positive while the text is the opposite, so I'm not sure how that would work out.
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>>3396489
>>3396457
It would be cool i mean
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>>3396408
>When even coming up with a few hundred words or just like a hundred seems like a big thing for you to get finally spit out of your mind and onto the computer... but so many people just breathe out thousands of words.
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>>3396529
Yeah, I only just pieced that together. I'm day drinking.
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>>3396544
"Thousands" is exaggerating. This is only like 1.5k words, and it's nearly done.
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>>3396270
>>3396393
>>3396439
Pro-tip, it's not just one guy.

[notspoiler]I'm one of them[/notspoiler]
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>>3396544
Just keep writing, you eventually get better at longer stuff.
First chapter I wrote of a fic of mine was only like 700 words

Later on I was easily getting 1500 a chapter
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>>3396544
>Just now getting back into the swing of things today
>After weeks of impasse

It's okay bud, you can do it! The most important thing is to get something on the page, you can always make changes later!
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>>3396439
>there is more tha one
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>>3396536
To be entirely honest though, man, even though I'm only just average looking and am into other average looking guys, in body type terms I kind of have my heart really set on someone that's shorter than me and has more of a stereotypical 'gay boy' appearance.

You know? It's not having them to be a twink or real-life bunny guy, but something in that direction. If that makes sense.
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>>3396505
Which means they're kinda stuck with whoever says yes? Unless they outright reject them to their face, which for the kind of person timid enough to want to do this sort of thing would be tough.
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>>3396571
Alright.
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>>3396573
>>3396609
Well then I like all of you equally
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>>3396611
Well sadly I don't think I fit that body profile at all.
About 6 ft and I'll admit I'm a fat.
If thats not what you want, I definitely understand
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>>3396544
write greentexts as exercises

2000 characters of action my nigga
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>>3396632
inb4 30 identical responses to the next time you go to bed
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Man, this thread is kind of bumming me out right now.
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>>3396609
END ME
>>
we need a /zoo/ matchmaker stat
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you know what would go down real smooth right now
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>>3396686
Why's that, anon?

Here, have a happy comfy pic.

Don't worry, be happy.
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>>3396668
> Someone saved my weaver honey edit
Yisss
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>>3396668
I should really work on my greentexts more. I'm awful with punctuation and dialog but I try to write good fap stuff.
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>>3396620
I was thinking 'yes'. I guess that just goes to show you really can't make the 'Bounce House' / 'Cuddle Camp' concept work mentally without it having tough implications.
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>>3396544
It seems crazy to put out that much.
But to be honest, even when I'm having a great day where I put out 1000-1500 words with little trouble, all I can think is how great it would be to be able to put out 3000-5000 words a day.

I think >>3396668 has a good suggestion in doing greentexts to get yourself into the habit of quickly writing something.
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>>3396682
woah woah, hold up.

I'm not some endless font of caring. If I have to care for a whole lotta people, that caring becomes dilute.
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>>3396652
I'm not super picky, but, well, I think I deserve to be honest with you that I'm really seeking someone shorter and meeting more of the stereotype.
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>>3396705
Some frosty chocolate milkshakes?
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>>3396771
Well then thats fine
We all got a type we want.
If you wanna just forget it, I'm okay with that
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>>3396652
>>3396771
Sorry man.
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>>3393660
>Subby

He's just the more effeminate of the two. They have an equal relationship.
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>>3396797
I'll live
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>>3393957
So should we make a rule?

Everybody's gay for Nick -- no exceptions?
You know, sort of like that other fandom I used to be a part of and its attitude towards a certain statson-wearing stallion?
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>>3396732
I love greentexts my man, they're great exercises for self-contained ideas or just to practice getting a prompt and just running with it. I also agree with >>3396748 in that it forces you to put out the pieces real quick, gives you some urgency with your writing; and being anonymous means there are no stakes. If you win, you get (you)'s and archives.

>>3396705
I'm feelin some stoli
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>>3394112
>Schalke

Sorry mate, was watching the Euros. And on that note:

>this does not slip
>Englel
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>>3396854
Ayyyyy

Took 3 hours about but he arrived
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>>3396854
>almost three hours

wew2 electric bogaloo
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>>3396839
Anon, please, you don't have to jump ship totally on a previous fandom to get into another. Just admit that while the previous community is too toxic for you (understandable) that you still would fuck the shit out of the hot characters that you've seen.
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>>3396854
TWO

HOURS

FIFTY

THREE

MINUTES

AND

TWENTY

SIX

SECONDS

F MINUS MINUS SEE ME AFTER CLASS
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>>3396754
>Bun having a nightmare of a legion of faceless anons screaming SLEEP TIGHT BUNNER at her, all of them holding out cups for her to pour care into, and Bun only has a small jug of care to distribute
>she whimpers and kicks in her sleep and Red pulls her in tighter against him until she settles down again
>the next morning Bun tells him what the nightmare was about and he laughs his head off even after Bun starts bludgeoning him with a pillow
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>>3396862
>>3396865
I told you, I was watching the Euros. You don't expect me to be checking /trash/ on a phone while I'm watching a game, now do you? I could have missed some comedy gold.
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Hey, guys, I've been thinking of sexually charged things for male Judy and Nick to be doing for that one story thing. I'm having a hard time coming up with prose, though. I can see bits in my head, but I'm not making it work.

Advice, thoughts, comments, etc on what you'd like to see (or what you would do, if you were a bunny or fox cop) in terms of Police Station hot sexual tension? Right now, I have:

[Jude brushed his paws against the paper towels, stopped, and focused on his reflection. Thankfully alone in the police station bathroom, at least for a few glorious minutes, the rabbit closed his eyes and rested himself against a little side table beside the sinks. Just like every time he had to himself, for that whole day, he immediately thought back to one thing-- a wonderfully long, fluffy thing.

Nick amazing tail had given the rabbit's whole right side a nice mini-massage only about minute earlier, the fox cop making a fake-clumsy stumble as they both stepped out of the Evidence Room. The rabbit only got a glimpse of Nick face as they both made their separate ways in the hallway, but he knew. He so knew. "Bastard," Jude muttered to himself, "is he going to keep this up hour after hour?" He could still feel all of those little tingles going through his senses.]
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Mustelids are master race.

Hoofers are all disgusting trash
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>>3396939
>he thinks musty lids have any value

V E R M I N

E

R

M

I

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How did German football become a meme in the first place?
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>>3396932
They could be watching a horror movie or something at one of their apartments and Jude grabs Nick's tail during a tense scene and holds it tight.

Then maybe Nick asks him what hes doing and hes embarrassed about it
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>>3396932
>>3396969
Reminder that foxes have a scent gland on the top of their tail, near the base. It smells like violets.
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>>3396939
Yours is a race of errand boys and cum dumpsters to get bossed around and used for sexual pleasure.

Own it.

Embrace it.
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>tfw the thread starts heating up right as you decide to not be a fatass for once
>tfw you want to be healthy but also be in the comfort of mutual degeneracy
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Have you done anything kind today, anon?
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>>3396932
I still think the Nick-plays-wingman angle is the best.

As for in the station, light touches during briefing, while he's doing paperwork, when Nick walks by while Jude is talking to somebody else. I assume they're still partners as though the events of the movie had "Jude" instead of "Judy" and otherwise identical.
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>>3396998
Wolverines are mustelids.

Do not fuck with wolverines.
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>>3396997
I wonder to what extent scents relate to human beings feeling affection to certain animals and others. Beyond just the obvious. There's probably something about canines in particular there that builds the canine-x-human bond.
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>>3396939
why do i find this weasel so attractive?
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>>3396939
>Hoofers

Not all of us are currently or formely into MLP, you little scamper.
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>>3397035
No...
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>>3397086
He means ungulates you dip.
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>>3396967
It's a long, convoluted story, but the short version is >Schalke is a meme team.
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>Half of a fic is leading up to sexy times
>They happen
>Then Nick loses his arm
>Then an OC appears and gives him a robot arm
>Said OC is basically an android
>fic becomes about him for the rest of the run time and in the end he joins the police and becomes Nick and Judy's partner

A:Why do people let OCs take over fics
B:Police squads are always 2 people Im pretty sure. Not 3 people


>>3397038
I think hes just asking for ways to build up the sexual tension before the wingmanning
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>>3396997
This is a fact.

No idea on trying to gauge what the smell smells like, though.
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My hand slipped
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>>3397114
>>3396997
According to wikipedia, it does have the same scent elements as violets do

BUT, its much much much stronger to the point that it smells unpleasant to the human nose

So we wouldn't find the scent very nice
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>>3396932
You could play up the predplay angle. Light, casual touches using his claws where the shoulder meets the neck, that sort of thing.
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>>3397035
i spared myself from the time when i normaly start think dark stuff.

that counts ?
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>>3397079
You like the idea of dominating someone to an extreme degree, to the point that they become a fleshy object to you for you to use for your own pleasure purposes and nothing more. Which you can do. He's also ragged and otherwise appearing like he's a dirty skank that would be used to that treatment.
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>>3396910
Nigga, whether I'm at work, out with friends/family, or having sex with multiple women and men at the same time, I'm ALWAYS on /trash/

You just rack disciprine
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>>3397035
I haven't left the apartment yet today, sadly.

I will after napping.
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>>3397116
you need to slip that hand more often
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>>3396939
DELETE THIS
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>>3397146
of course! One needs to be kind to oneself too.
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>>3397137
>>3396932
mmm this.

running claws through Jude's fur as Nick walks by
light whispers in his ear
Flashing smiles and making sure to include just a little bit of teeth
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Hey guys what's the vuk to the blu ray? I can't get it to play.
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>>3397151
I also lack a good mobile data plan.
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>>3397035
I let my sister smoke the last of my weed.
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>>3397098
I know that's what he meant. That still doesn't mean that 'hoofers' isn't another term for 'bronies'.
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>>3397161
I'm going to make an excuse to get out of a family activity so I can go the entire weekend without leaving the house.

To be fair to myself I was working all week and I do have a pounding headache but still, I truly belong here in the trash.
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>>3397146
What kind of dark things do you think anon? I'd like to help if I can
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>>3394725
Man, there's just something about this pic. The interspecies dynamic really shines through, what with Judy offering up her vulnerable belly and Nick snuffling his way through it.
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>>3396932
Perhaps Nick gives Jude a (supposed to be) platonic massage after they are having a long day at work,

Jude is initially wierded out by it, but Nick just says theres nothing gay about a massage, and that he had experience from one of his previous jobs.

But then Jude realizes he kinda likes it in a gay way
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>>3396932
>Thankfully alone in the police station bathroom*, at least* for a few glorious minutes, the rabbit closed his eyes and rested *himself* against a little side table beside the sinks. ("side table beside sounds kind of odd imo) Just like every time he had to himself *, for* that whole day, he immediately thought back to one thing-- a wonderfully long, fluffy thing. [consider a richer adjective if it's dreamy enough to cause a daydream maybe]

>Nick amazing tail had given the rabbit's *whole* right side a nice mini-massage *only* about minute earlier, the fox cop making a fake-clumsy stumble (I like this turn of phrase) as they *both* stepped out of the Evidence Room [together; work on already building the relationship or yearning for such in the reader's mind.]. The rabbit only *got*[caught, make it an action word] a glimpse of Nick face as they *both* made their separate ways in the hallway, but he knew. He so knew. "Bastard," Jude muttered to himself, "is he going to keep this up hour after hour?" He could still feel all of those little tingles going through his senses. (From what?)

Just a quick runthrough edit, I'm also a real flowery writer so don't be afraid to disagree.
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>>3397187
The fuck? Where does that come from?

Literally no one refers to bronies as hoofers. This is the first time I've ever heard of them being referred to as that term. Did you pull this out of your ass?

t. a former horsefucker
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>>3397035
I volunteer for charity four days a week, nigger. Let me have the weekend off.
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>>3397186
Thats sounds great man.
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>>3397035
Helped my dad fix the fence in the backyard
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>>3397210
Oh, sorry, asterisks indicate text I'd probably cut.
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>>3397035
Bought food for this homeless guy.
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>>3397207
>>3396932
And then I realize you already fucking did that.
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>>3394725
Nothing more tasteful than a husband and wife enjoying each other.
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All of this LGBT talk really makes me want to grab some short, skinny guy and just suck his dick in public.
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>>3397210
>I'm also a real flowery writer so don't be afraid to disagree.
Ayyy

Flowery writers unite!

I wish I could be more succinct so I don't feel the need to turn every vague idea I have into 3-5 pages of text.

Maybe I should greentext more.
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bunny taur?
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>>3397151
>or having sex with multiple women and men at the same time
This is /trash/, you don't have to bullshit for us.
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>>3397200
the usual i guess, fucked up life, wanting to off onself.

and we stop here before i go back to it.
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>>3397253
His balls are showing, that kinda removes it from tasteful nudes
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>>3397035
I did the greatest thing for all humanity and that was waking up this morning.
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>>3397029
I've struggled with that. I want to stay but I need to exercise.
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>>3397281
Okay, you're right.

Just men.

Definitely homo.
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>>3396969
>>3396997
>>3397038
>>3397137
>>3397178
Thanks, guys!
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>>3397277
bunnytaur is not for exist
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>>3397029
do Carrots proud, anon.
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>>3397310
Oh, shit, don't forget the ears. Have Nick tweak/play with Jude's ears now and then.
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>>3397320
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>taking about doing accomplishments for people in real life

I smile and say 'thank you' as well as 'have a great day' when I manage social interaction through the crippling awkwardness. That's something.
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>>3397229
>tfw literally every screen cap of Nick give you diabetes and makes you realize just how much of a faggot you are
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>>3397341
You've gotta stop
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>>3397341
stooooop aaaaaahh
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>>3397259
Yeah, I write a lot of greentext and it's definitely informed my style. It's probably why I feel lewds/banter/action make up the holy trinity of my skillset, whereas I suck at worldbuilding or creating large arcs. (Good thing I'm working on a chaptered story then, right? Hah. Hahahaha.)

Discipline and willingness to reread my own work and accept its flaws are my greatest hurdles right now, the most crucial thing is getting pen to page, because I know I have readers and editors who can help me from there. Zootopia /trash/ is the greatest community for fics I've ever been part of.
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>>3397341
Sheaths are cute!
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>>3397218
It is a thing.
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>>3397241
If you did not record it and upload on you tube it never happened.
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>>3397364
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I would commit a crime just to have Judy beat me up
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>>3397382
Well shit, learn something new every day
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>>3397382
>one TV show says it
>"it's a thing"
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>>3397186
source of this image?
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>>3397395
STAHP
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>>3397252
Yeah, heh, was going to say that the post already includes how I was thinking of starting things off, having a de facto tail on body message when they're both coming off of the long day at work.

No worries man.
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>>3397420
Sorry mate, don't have it. Got it from these threads.
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>>3397291
>>3397338
Ok, then I guess I'm off, see you guys later, hope you all have nice days.
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>>3397367
>>3397424
i'll think about it
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>>3397210
>>3397259
Oh, man, I get flowery as fuck and world-building as fuck if you let me. Just look at my 'Musician Saga' thing (I'd link if you want), it's probably badly in need of trimmings.

When it comes to comedic stuff and sensual fun, I'm usually processing things mentally differently.
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>>3394462
touch the fooooox
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>>3396187
We need an Eiffel Tower pic with Gideon and Travis.
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>>3397444
Please stop, or I will be forced to kill myself.
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>>3397460
>>3397464
fine i'll stop after this one
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>>3397111
>B:Police squads are always 2 people Im pretty sure. Not 3 people

Well, the partner system is based around groups of two, but a squad is generally larger than two people; not sure if there's a fixed number, though.
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>>3397370
>whereas I suck at worldbuilding or creating large arcs
Long storylines are the bane of my existence.

Good thing I've been making one of those for the past almost-month-and-a-half.

My one-offs are much better in my own opinion.
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>>3397503
das it mane

goodbai cruel whorll
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>>3397377
I would honestly love to see some sheathplay
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>>3397521
Well I just meant like units that go on patrol and stuff.

Unless they can be more than 2 people too
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>>3397259
>Flowery writers unite!

It's funny. I used to do a lot of hobby writing in the genre of fantasy, and looking back at what I saved, a lot of it gets very flowery and embellished.
But then I look at what I write now, and it's more dialogue and action driven, with flowery prose saved for the slower moments in between.
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>>3397452
Please do link me! And I personally love the intersection between fun and sexy. I kind of owe that to webcomics like oglaf or weaver's stuff and also other anonymous greentexters, because people love to write bait-and-switches and stuff with their meme arrows and I picked up on that go-between fluidity.

>>3397523
It's all about psyching myself up and building up my chapters as mini-one-shots in my head. I still have to hit all the storypoints, but they have a greater scheme is all. I do miss comfy one-shots though, that's why it's nice to break things up with that lime.

Ignore taurposters, post strang bahneys.
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>>3397210
Thanks, man. I've tweaked what I've got a bit.

If you want, I could link you to the whole entire thing that I've got so far, with this opening (and then scenes missing) and then the actual lewdness that was what inspired everything.
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>>3397187
>>3397218
Hoofers is a furry term like avians our scalies.
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>>3397553
Nothing wrong with flowery. It can be nice if used well.
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>>3397434
Ok thanks
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>>3397412
Dude, it's one of the biggest TV shows in the U.S.

And it has been popped around various MLP imageboards and mentioned in chats.

Just let it go.
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>>3397503
Ok it was fine until here
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>>3397524
those that an hero reincarnate into taurs
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>>3397593
Well I dunno if I'd go that far.

Maybe one of the biggest animated shows at most. Ive never heard anyone talk about it outside of the internet, aside from my friends who are big nerds (though they didn't watch it)
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>>3397564
Sure man, I'd love to take a look through! I'm always happy to help a fellow writer. (I also want to procrastinate now that I finished the chunk of writing I wanted to complete, and now I'm stuck on bane-of-my-existence afterglow/forced cuddling which is hard as fuck.)
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>>3397619
Then I'll just hire somebody to kill me.
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>>3397558
Sure!

http://pastebin.com/gGGVDDjP

So, erm, the Musician Saga is a weird beast. I don't know. I guess just dive right in. It's padded and four long chapters so far. Thanks.

I don't have it saved but ComicAnon did a reading of chapters one and two, though in an earlier form.
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>>3397444
FUCKING TEASELBONE
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>>3397629
guess that works
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>>3397623
>Well I dunno if I'd go that far.

>Maybe one of the biggest animated shows at most.

Oh, wait. I'm talking about "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!" with Regis Philbin and then the new person whom I forget. They're the ones where the silly term "hoofers" come from. That's what I mean.
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>>3397538
Yeah not sure there.
Course, the movie did show Bogo assigning groups of three on the different districts for the missing mammals case, so I guess there can be special exceptions.

Course, if I were to write anything that had a group of three, it'd be two beat cops assisting a detective (though, even detectives should have partners).
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>>3397664
Oh
Then yeah, I agree

Though I don't think its that big anymore. But its definitely well known
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>>3397629
I feel bad that this made me laugh.
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>>3397629
EYY WE GOT A CUSTOMER >>3396705
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guys help

do I take a nap or try to writefag something
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>>3397116
daddy likey
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>>3397625
Here we go: http://pastebin.com/4wj7gtex Cool.

I don't really have a name for this. Just calling it 'The Police Saga' for now. It arose from a greentext.
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>>3397725
WRITE WRITE WRITE WRITE
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>>3397664
Well in the end, isn't the use of hoofers there supposed to be a mislead?
Last I checked, there's only one correct answer in four on that show, so unless if they actually said that bronies was the wrong answer, that'd mean that hoofers is not a thing.
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>>3397725
As much as I'd like to tell you to write, naps are fucking great and I'm gonna take one when my D&D session is over
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>>3397677
Yeah, when I think of "A squad of officers" I think of three or four individuals. Not just partners. Maybe like five, but that would be pushing it.
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>>3397664
Again, hoofers had been a furry term for a long time. The term has been around as long as avians or scalies. No one ever refers to bronies as hoofers.
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How many babies would you let Nick impregnate you with if you could, /ztg/?
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>>3397748
>>3397757
I'll nap, then write when I wake up.
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>>3397035
I've been handing out opiates and benzos with both hands all day.

Oh and I drew some giftart.
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Any streams today?
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>>3397794
The real question is when would I not be pregnant given the chance.
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>>3397822
oh my god that's adorable mead
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Good news, I passed the 220-801! Only thing left is the 220-802 and then I can get back to writing my CYOA fic.
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>>3397822
Mead you're a national treasure
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>>3397822
Ha thats great
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>>3397625
>When muscular Judy would grip her legs on you and have you held in place.
>When she'd till make adorable rabbit noises from feeling you petting around her ears and shift her face against your chest, panting against you as he kiss her forehead fur.
>When her strength would be focused on keeping you both so intimately tied.

Why is this not a thing yet?
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>>3397822
>I think they're just friends
And here I thought nothing could be funnier today than England letting it slip against Russia.
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>>3397725
Nap.

Then write.
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>>3397822
I'd buy you McDonalds at 3am if you asked me to, Mead
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>Reception Inception is still going
>The wedding is long over
I wonder how much longer its gonna go for.

Not that I'm complaining, I'm still enjoying it.
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>>3397822
Ahaha holy shit, thanks Mead
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>>3397822
That reminds me that I really should stop putting off going to the prescribing social worker. It's been months and months. I keep putting it off. I've got plenty of pills so I don't want to, plus it's got that 'going to the dentist' feel about it.

I'm curious now. Do you hand out Klonopin and Clonidine?
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>>3397794
As many as he wants
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>>3397838
Good point.
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>>3396754
>>3396890
>Bun's face when we only want her love
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>>3397930
>man held hostage by fox's honesty
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>>3398005
Fuck you dude.
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hi guys weaver here

my computer is fucking dead
I don't know for how long, still diagnosing
could be fixed today
could be a smoldering crater

sure puts a damper in that Remmy comic I was doing

I'm still here, just wanted to let folks know drawings might get a little scarce
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>>3397794
I'd let him fill me up until his balls run dry
[trashspoiler]even though he knows guys can't get pregnant[/spoiler]
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>>3398043
Oh fucking hell.
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>>3398043
Hey Weaver. Glad to hear from you. Sucks about the pc. Hopefully it can be salvaged..
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>>3397822
Translator anon here; barring implied unemployment this is horrifyingly accurate

are you a wizard
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>>3397277
Delet REEEEEEEEE
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>>3398043

That sucks. Hopefully you can find an easy solution to it. Did it just.. stop working?
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>>3397949
You (presumably you) do good work. Keep it up.

>>3397956
Uncommonly

>>3397903
Aww, nobody's ever done that for me before.
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>>3397822
Not gonna lie, Mead. It took a little bit to see that the vixen had tits and was a vixen. Her face looks a lot like Nick's.
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>>3398005
>man held hostage by stack of PS4 games
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>>3397822
>>3398093
>that feel when you come across drawings that cut too close to home
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>>3398043
fuck
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>>3398109
Tell me that come Monday I should finally come down to the social worker. I need the motivation.

They even sent me a polite letter lately. Since it's been like three months since I had any contact with them, they ought to know that I'm not, like, dead.
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>>3398043
>Remmy comic

???
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>>3397111
I know exactly what you're talking about. I jumped ship as soon as the robot arm thing happened. I'm not surprised at all at how it turned out.
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>>3397822
>I want your stuff out by the weekend
10/10, you're all good deeds in work and out of work
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Hello everybody! This is comicanon, and I have some cool stuff to show you!

First, I've uploaded two older Vocaroo recordings! It you like classic comicanon before he sold out and lost what made him great, check out these two links! And especially check out the stories linked in the soundclouds!
Maybe Its Not that Bad After All, by ToneTony777!
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/maybe-its-not-that-bad-after-all
Four Paragraphs - Gideon As A Multiple-Predator Bottom!
http://pastebin.com/BkutgRtL

As well, I saw in the old thread that the author of Zootopia British Indie Music Thing had some questions about where he should take the story and written edits of what he had so far. I have a long form feedback of his overall idea that I hope you all give a listen to, because its a wonderful story and I think that the feedback I give for it will entice you all into reading it, and the author would definitely appreciate your thoughts as well!
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/feeback-for-indiemusicthing

And finally, for the day crowd, I updated my untitled Duke Weaselton Adventure story! That's right, we're now up to page 38 without a name! Let's see if we can go for a new record!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1edPssXQwfwjbxhhc9H_hOPzohcxfrOE6DONYPWK5VYw/edit
Its a story about everyone's favorite bumbling bootlegger Duke Weaselton, getting into trouble when he takes a job from the mob. The first half of the new chapter starts at page 38!

I'm gonna get ready for the gym, but I'll have a new recording done by tonight for Gideon Vs Tiger Corps Guys and I'd love to do more pick-up readings/critiques/feedbacks tonight as well, so I'll try and get everything done today so we can have a wonderful night tonight!

And thanks once again to all the wonderfully talented artists who have drawn such adorable pictures of the VRbit! They're all so precious, because they come from you, and you are all have a special place in my heart!
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>>3398043
Diagnostic?
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>>3398216
The second chapter of Hot and Cold is up, if you don't mind reading that?
I got a fair amount of your critique for the first chapter I think. I'm still editting it down but Im gonna release a slimmer version of the first chapter later
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>>3398043
I wish you luck weaver, hopefully things aren't too bad.
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>>3398193
Go to: http://ztarchive.com/trash/thread/3376117/3376117.html

Weaver talks about a character he's introducing known as "Remmy" that's this insecure sheep guy. He looks like a fatass but he's literally just super fluffy.
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>>3398247
You bet your butt I don't mind reading it!
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>>3396437

Sadfic?

But that's my fetish. How could prey domination be sadness?
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>>3398093
No I just thought of myself and replaced "draw" with "translate".

>>3398132
Yeah I see that, I'll do better next time!

>>3398167
You really should get it touch with them anon, they must be worried!
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>>3398216
I'm curious now if you saw: >>3396115
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>>3397638
Griffons and Dragons kind of threw me for a loop there, hah; I don't mind it, but it's an interesting choice. I'm not a huge fan of some of the verbalized onomatopoeia, and during dioalogue when you describe things, you have a tendencey to break up the flow with qualifiers like "then" "at least" or "from," i.e.
>The griffons *then* glared at the fox
But the story itself is involving and odyssey-like in feel, it pulls you along with it. Keep up the good work anon!

>>3397733
Hmm, I like the way the scene is set, and flustered Jude is really cute; the dialogue does need some restructuring however, because it doesn't read as a natural verbalization as much as it could.
>"Hold on, at least, one minute?" the rabbit asked, rubbing his legs together and taking in a deep breath.
>"Hold on! At least give me a minute." the rabbit pleaded, his legs squirming and his breathing hard.

>"Well, it looks like somebody's had quite the long day," Nick remarked, "and that somebody's rather [i]repressed[/i] in more ways than one."
>"Well, it looks like somebody's had quite a long day." Nick remarked, "Been holding something back lately?"

Aside from that, Nick's last line needs to go, and avoid the use of suddenly/this list of sex words that trash has generally agreed are a no-go. But this is a cute idea with a lot of potential IMO, and biteplay is adorable.
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>>3396668

(Honeyanon here. Jeez, I don't know why you guys do this... My posts aren't good enough to cap.

...On an unrelated note, I myself am in fact a muskfag as well, so to speak. I just don't play honey as such because it's a bit niche. She's mooooostly been PG.)
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>>3398005
I pondered, then laughed.
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>>3398273
Thaaaaanks
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>>3398216
>I'll have a new recording done by tonight for Gideon Vs Tiger Corps Guys and I'd love to do more pick-up readings/critiques/feedbacks tonight as well, so I'll try and get everything done today so we can have a wonderful night tonight!

Hey, that's freaking sweet man. Have fun at the gym, and I know you'll enjoy reading through it. Do please make textual comments too for specific bits and things if/when you notice them. Thanks once again.
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The ravaging has been completed.

I hope you appreciate this, anons. It's hard as fuck to conceal a boner in my work uniform.

http://pastebin.com/rzBy5C8W
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>>3393481
fucking finally
i hate trying to translate handwritten kanji

the "Zootopia Visual Guide" the piece references is this thing:
http://yuruyuruinfomation.com/wp/2016/05/03/zootopia-guide/
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>>3397733
Noice, can't wait for more
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>>3396115
Oh my!

Well, I'm always up for talking! My schedule is definitely getting tight, though, what with E3 and a trip abroad coming up, but I love these threads and the people in them, and I don't see any reason for them to end because we all produce wonderful new content for everyone to enjoy and we all share a common interest in being comfy! I might not be on all the time, but when I am, I'm all yours, everyone!

>>3398349
Definitely! Your work is super tight and taught me a lot, so I'll pour over it and have it ready by tonight!
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>>3398291
Oh, BTW Mead, I tweaked some of the dialogue in RSB. Hopefully the ending isn't as clunky as it was before.
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>>3397733
Are we gonna get anal down the line?
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>>3398099
glitch, crash, BSOD on youtube, MEMORY_MANAGEMENT, failed to boot into windows, now won't even power on properly; fans spin up for a second then goes dead
can't get into BIOS and the mobo boot code won't help because it's shutting down instead of hanging

answers across the internet are all over the board, replace mobo, replace psu, replace memory, reseat, burnt pins, unplug/replug, remove CMOS or BIOS battery, etc
so apparently lots of possible causes and no way to necessarily differentiate which it is
judging by the errors that preceded though I'm gonna guess it's a RAM problem
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>>3398357
Ur a hero Harry
>>3398350
So are you
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>>3398325
Good, cute and kinda needy honey is the best kind. And you know I'll archive you babe, badgers are top tier qt3.14159265358979's

>tfw no Lady Cragga Rose-Eyes to cuddle
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It's really hot today. But at least it's getting close to sundown. I'm sweating like crazy.
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>>3398404
Does it give a good post?
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>>3398291
>You really should get it touch with them anon, they must be worried!
I will.
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>>3398350
Oh
This wasn't quite what I was expecting

Are you the anon who polled us earlier? Wasn't expecting that
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>>3398043
I can't believe weaver is fucking dead
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>>3398404
It was sabotage by the Chinese I bet, they hate us for our freedoms and our new owner, Hiroshima Nagasaki.
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>>3398484
I am indeed. Apologies for not living up to your expectations, but the pun was too good to resist.
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>>3398490
I can't believe Chumpy is fucking dead*
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>>3398438
>Redwall
>tfw I used to love Cregga and imagine being a babe and being taken care of by her or a nice fox.
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>>3398357

An hero
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>>3398490
F
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>>3398291
mead, draw cute paws pls
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>>3398216
Hey, in terms of the 'Musician Saga', I'm going to listen to that in just a moment for sure. I did want to let you know that I do have a 'Chapter 4' up: http://pastebin.com/gGGVDDjP The thing is a monster right now and probably could use a lot of trimmings, but I've also got a lot of ideas and characterizations crammed in there. If you want to do a blind reading of 'Chapter 4' like you did with the other ones, that's great. I have to tell you though that it's long, maybe the longest one so far. Thanks again for everything.
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>>3398516
>nice fox
heresy

The only nice vermin was Blaggut.
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>>3398357
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>>3398514
I mean rapey-ness aside, its not bad at all
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>>3398549
I was a kid. But I still like Cregga, the Salamandastron hares and the squirrels like Fwirl and Russa
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>>3398397
Oh, yeah, I was thinking that after changing and their shift ending, the very conclusion would be them going to some close hotel for awkward yet hot first real sex with Nick getting a mouth full of rabbit cum-- and then Jude riding Nick's predator meat as best as he can.
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>>3398438

(Thanks! I think I'll save my next Honey session after the next thread gets started and everyone's settled in. Page ten, but only 186 images! I can wait.)
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>>3398375
Thanks!
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>>3398617
I think one of the apartments might be cuter, but a hotel works too

Also I dunno if Nick would be the type to pay for a hotel when they could jsut go back to one of their places.
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>>3398516
Okay, here comes the autism
>I was maybe like nine, super into Redwall, Discworld, Warrior Cats, whole nine yards
>Start having dreams about Redwall from reading the books so much + no real social interaction
>Create a Redwall dreamworld that takes place during the Abbess Song timeline
>Was an otter with a group of friends with names and families and histories
>Fun af adventures
>watching dibbuns and hiding in the cellar
>fake swordfights on the ramparts

>lose the dreams as I age
>can hardly remember any of my dreams now
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>>3398546
Absolutely! And give me feedback on my feedback as well! I want to hear your opinions on my opinions!

Alright everybody, I'm off to do some conditioning today, so when I come back I'm going to be extra sweaty! See you when I get back!

>>3398357
AUGH! That big carrot pillow is so cute!!!
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>>3398309
Alrighty, cool, thanks for looking at both the Musician Saga and the Police Saga. I'm glad that you like both of them. I'll review the latter one the dialogue like you said. In terms of sex words, I think it's that I overuse "suddenly", maybe like four times in that fic snippet, and I should cut it down to only once. Anyways, thanks again.
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What do zootopians drink?
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>>3398357
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>>3398592
Yeah, I figured that'd be a turnoff for a few people. Not exactly into it myself, hence why I tried to make it transition to consensual.

Come to think of it, this is the second thing I've written with a theme that I personally dislike, the first being that wildehopps sadfic from last night.
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>>3398658
Should've made a dream diary. How sad.

>I remember being a kid and having a dream of taking a ride on the back of a wolf.
>can still remember her clearly.
>Dark greenish fur and a seashell necklace.
>Very pretty eyes
>strong, big, but soft and gentle.
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>>3398705
Water?
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>>3398705
Animal semen
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>>3398385
I think I was too slow to catch the original version then! Looks good to me, eagerly anticipating the next chapter. Hey I did a thing earlier, dunno if you caught it >>3393627

>>3398483
Good man.

>>3398541
Maybe later. For now, it's past my bedtime.
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>>3398705
Lots of water, milk, and black coffee for the mornings
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>>3398731
Why don't you write something you do like?

Preferably gay but if that ain't you then don't do that
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>>3398705
Fruit juice?
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>>3398658

I've had dreams similar to this, and I've forgotten them over the years. Fuck. :(
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>>3398698
Yeah, I'm happy to help! And the Musician Saga is really a gem, you should put that up somewhere like AO3 or ff when you feel like it because you deserve a wide audience. I also really want to check out that male jude fic once it's all the way complete, there's a distinct lack of nick homolust fics.

>>3398754
Goodnight mead!
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>>3393627
>>3398754
...I had not, actually.

Holy Hell, you captured the scene perfectly.
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>>3398652
It might be unnecessary, but I had the idea for a little thing where it's like:

>"Nick, why aren't we heading to your apartment, I guess?"
>"Oh, carrots, that's too far. The [animal pun hotel name to be thought of here] is right next door."
>"Why splurge for that? We can walk?"
>*go to the doorman*
>"Oh, hey there Nick, just like you called, early this morning: we turned that auxilary room just being completed into a love nest with candles and soft classical music, and here at 7pm you're right on time."
>"Damn it, you fox, you plan everything deviously, don't you?"

Not the actual dialogue, but you know what I mean.
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>>3398732
I had so many lowkey furfag dreams as a kid. Fuck you animorphs, no eleven year old kid should be having dreams about turning into a dog to be cuddled by cute girls from school.
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>>3398705
Juices? Lots and lots of juices?
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>>3398754
And because you managed to shock me something good and make me forget it the first time around: THANK YOU
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>>3398805
That isn't bad admittingly.

Perhaps not necessary but that could be funny
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>>3398652
I'm sure he would take him there to show off or something.
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Hey, guys! Streaming Anon here. A bit of a short notice, but tonight's a streaming night -- and as always, we'll be kicking off the movies at 8:00 p.m. (20:00) EST. Tonight's lineup will be some documentaries to help you get into the 'comfy' mood, if you will, and they are, in order:

>Koyaanisqatsi (a non-narrative documentary about the accompanying soundtrack by Philip Glass)
>Lessons of Darkness (a near non-narrative documentary about the aftermath of the Gulf War)
>For All Mankind (a narrated documentary about the Apollo missions, comprised almost entirely of footage from said missions)

Pre-stream will go live soon at: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/uuHpstpWYa8
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>>3398350
Great work anon, that's some good ravaging.

Would you have just swapped the characters out if Nick or Judy got chosen or did you have different scenarios for them?
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>>3398473
no post
computer only stays powered on for maybe half a second, just long enough for the fans to spin slightly and LEDs to come on
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>>3398814
I think Animorphs made me a furry and a transformation fetishist. That and Transformers Beast Wars.
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Hey /trash/, Im making some modifications to judy's blender model to add more posing options and in the meantime adjust a bit the face to try bringing the model closer to the real deal. I'm not the author of the original model and I'm still super new to all this modelling stuff so this is a good excercise for blender.

I made some small changes and wanted your opinion before I start to implement the animation controls, since then I can't really go back to change the shape of the face again.

Those changes were: head slightly narrower, nose narrower, nose wrinkle in the connection with the face, small wrinkle in the connection between the eyes on top of the nose, eyes more rounded, top of the head flatter and ears lower.

Any advice is welcome.
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>>3398404
your motherboard might have thrown a capacitor or some other small component like a MOSFET, that or RAM error as you suspected are the only things that I can think of
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>>3398896
Sweet.

On an unrelated note, whatever happened to super-detailed-filename anon?
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>>3398043
Oh god, the threads are going to die! Panic!

But seriously, sucks to hear that about your PC. I had my secondary HDD die on me last year, which was a nightmare as all my writing and notes was on that drive. So I feel you.
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>>3393627
>Mayor Lionheart
>Captain Valiant
>both lions

This means something.
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>>3398705
avocado+kale+spinach smoothies, mango smoothies, and water
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>Mead posts cool stuff
>Comicanon spreads positivity
>Streamer anon shares entertainment
>Other anons being great
I-, anons, I'm overwhelmed how awesome you are. You are among my greatest motivators to learn to contribute too one day.
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>>3398896
I'd like to watch but I don't like flash.
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>>3398404
RAM may be fucked
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>>3398961
No. I am not that great. Plenty of anons are better than I. I only talk and contribute a few pics, whereas others draw and stream. I wish I was as talented as you guys.
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>>3398588
I can't believe that Konami is fucking dead. For real.

>saw a bit of my soul die at seeing the Snake Eater pachinko trailer
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>>3398761
Because I'm suffering from a lack of creativity, and I can't come up with any concepts I'd like that also interest me enough to write.

Gay is my specialty, though.

>>3398897
I chose the situation after the character was selected. I did have other ideas for the two, probably along the lines of what other anons have written vis a vis workplace shenanigans.
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>>3398961
It sure is an improvement over last week. it felt waay deader and hostile.
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>>3398694
>extra sweaty VR bun
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>>3399029
>>saw a bit of my soul die at seeing the Snake Eater pachinko trailer

I did not know that was a thing. I did not need to know that was a thing.
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>>3398929
oh yeah dude I miss that guy

anyway, accepting a few quick pencil draw requests.
Hit me with your worst.
(don't actually hit me with your worst)
(HITMEWITHYOURBESTSHOT okay i'm done)
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>>3399037
How about Jack trying out speed dating with mixed results?

But then he gets a guy that he likes in the end
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>>3397277
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>>3399063
Judy gets raped by 2 hyenas. :^)
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>>3399058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lnPhoWNL9k

I knew things were in a world of shit when they revealed they cut out the entire ending to Eli's story just so they could rush Phantom Pain to market. I knew things were in a world of shit when they tried to keep the fact that they fucking fired Kojima quiet. I knew things were in a world of shit since they already did this to Silent Hill and Castlevania.

But I didn't think it would hurt this much.
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>>3399058
What is it about Pachinko machines?

I mean, I wouldn't expect to see like a fucking Deadpool Blackjack machine, or a Harry Potter Virtual Poker Table or shit, let alone see it publicized with a trailer and all. Whats the comparison of Pachinko machines to western shit?
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Oh, an anon from last night (the one who couldn't decide on their role), had a question.
So for the ocelot I'm gonna draw; They're smaller felines. Should I make this one thinner and shorter then? It seems most of the felines are thicker on Zootopia.
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>>3399063
Nick, Finnish and Gideon tip-tap dancing
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>>3399063
gimp finnick
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>>3399171
*Finnick
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>>3399128
Slot machines come in all sorts of weird themes.
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>>3399128
I feel like there straight-up isn't a Western equivalent. The only thing I can think of that's even close is a restaurant chain featuring toys from a movie franchise, but even then Japan does that too.
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>>3399128
Basically Pachniko is for all intents and purposes what gambling is in Japan

Japan has anti gambling laws which means casinos with cards and slot machines are illegal.

BUT
Pachinko is allow because you buy metal balls to play with, then turn those balls in for prizes. So officially you aren't making money, its like an arcade.

BUT in reality there are usually places you can exchange the balls for actual money off the record. So its basically Japan's form of gambling.

Konami's president has actually been lobbying hard to get Japan's gambling laws changed, and Konami has basically gone all in on mobile games and gambling machines. The rest of the world has gotten some of those machines like the Contra slot machine.

But Japan can't get them legally yet.
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>>3399022
you're part of the greater whole, anon, learning to draw requires hundreds of hours and dedicated effort, but sometimes a short greentext can spawn a fanfic, a picture stirrs inspiration and all the small bits contribute to greater things which could have been missed if it wasn't for your input.
You never know how important you are, that goes for everyone out here.
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>>3399063
Finnick in a dress or skirt either looking flustered or pissed off
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>>3399246
No, he should be smug. Like, 'yeah, I know I pull this shit off, I look hot as hell and I'm still manlier than you.'
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>>3399238
Capped for inspiration. Thanks alot.
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>From the Depths still hasn't updated

Well maybe by tomorrow it will
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We're gonna need a new thread.
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>>3399238
there was a general or two, or maybe an anon/namefag on /vg/ that motivated like this. i forgot who they were. but they were always a ray of unexpected sunshine
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>>3399325
>page 10
shit
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>>3399238
Thanks for this. All content creators matter. If you draw, write; hell even if you just bounce ideas around or give feedback you're more helpful than you realize. Thanks for all who make these threads comfy and lively.
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>>3399238
This dude speaks truth. Being one of a crowd of comfy anons doesn't bring you the glory or recognition of being a big-name drawfag or writefag, but without the anons there'd be no thread.

I writefag, and some people in this thread would probably recognize my name. But there's also been some of the stuff I posted as anon screencapped and reposted in this very thread. And I'm just as proud of the stuff I did as Anon as I am of the stuff my namefag self got credit for.
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New thread for when the time comes:

>>3399402

>>3399402

>>3399402
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Are there saved greentexts depicting WildeHopps smut in just an all-out profane fashion?

I mean like:

>"Clench your shitter, you little slut," Nick screamed, amping up his fucking.
>"You're going to break the Goddamn bed, you criminal cunt," Judy screamed back, slapping the foxy bastard.
>"Oh, fuck yes!" Nick called out, shooting out like an erupting oil tanker right into the Gulf, >"You reading to be farting out cum covered cocoa puffs for hours, you carrot-chomping whore?"
>"Fucking A!" Judy exclaimed back.
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>>3399063
Bogo going as a gazelle dancer for halloween
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>>3398357
I get the feeling they're glad they didn't go fruther BECAUSE the image as a whole is supposed to be wholesome, like it says at the bottom; SFW, if you will.

Like, the subtext left unsaid is "Glad we didn't do anything more or else this would've been rated R"
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>>3399580
God I hope not.

Admittedly I can't stop laughing though, so if anyone could do it, you probably could.
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>>3399063
If you don't mind super lewd, what about dick in dewlap leading to cum in dewlap?
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>>3399580
What the christ
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>>3399580
Drifting further from God's light is par for the course around here, but you just had to plot a course in the exact opposite direction to God's light and put the engines into overdrive, didn't you.
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>>3399580
Well theres this gem. Mind you its a block quote, not a best of

>"Nick, you're making me ovulate again! God, every stroke!"

>"Does it feel different than orgasms?"

>"Yeah, those are more— WOW! Um, they— NICK! Deeper!"

>"OK, Baby! Ugh, need you, need your cunt!"

>"Dirty boy!"

>"Take my cock! Gotta fuck!" He pumped into her so fast, he kept thinking he was going to come.

>"My sexy fox! God, Nick, GOD, NICK!"

>"My mate, my sweet hot bunny! BABY!"

>"Please, Nick, more, keep going!"

>"Wanna fuck you all day and night!"

>"Yes, Nick, oh, Nick, I love you so much!"

>"LOVE YOU!"

>"COMING AGAIN! God, how you do this to me?"
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>>3398043
where is proofs, suka

you haven't mentioned it on your tumblr
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>>3399366
Even being a drawfag wouldn't be nearly as much fun without a fun thread full of cool anons to hang out in. I wouldn't have been inspired to draw nearly as much Zootopia related art if it wasn't for these threads.

People like to give artists lots if credit for bringing these threads to life, and that's good, but anons shouldn't sell themselves short either.
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>>3399716
Anons have given me all the ideas for the fics I've written.
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>>3399104
:^)

>>3399171
>>3399192
>>3399246
>>3399607
>>3399641
well shit, this exploded
I promise I'll get to you all, but probably not this thread, or even today
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>>3395669
how far did you go senpai?



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