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Zootopia thread

Judy's big day edition

http://pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
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>>3347014
Okay BB, ty bb, I luv u bb
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Reminder that this happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpuGGP6ZWoQ
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reposting in case the thread moved before anon saw it.

>>3346945
Thanks, anon. That does mean a lot to me.

I would like your opinion, though. Am I doing a good enough job to make Bellwether detestable?
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NIGGERS
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>>3347061
Reminder that using MLP related posts is cheating.
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>>3347061
reminder I'm still waiting to die
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>>3347049
luv u 2 bb
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>>3347007
dox fick
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>>3347060
You're neither:
1) a good impersonator
2) me
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>>3347092
I just wanted to see what it felt like to be (You)...
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Yo, I'm going to bed. I left a lot of replies in the last thread, so I feel bad not answering them. Anyway, gnight gaibois

Also if you are my emotional boyfriend, I will send you the signed copy of Intake and a plane ticket to the secret writefag island in a few years
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>>3347106
i'm holding you to that one, clunky.
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Went through a thread in a little over 3 hours. Been a while since we've been this fast.

Good hustle guys.
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>>3346994
>Shit, did I miss more Honey discussion? Cunt.

We got a few nice pics of Honey, Weaver talked a bit about why he got into the badger craze, and there was a discussion on whether a Honey/Nick/Judy relationship can work.
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Honey and Nick being sweet on one another would be the most adorable thing ever.
But badger is not for romance with foxe.
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>>3347106
Wait, clunk is gay or bi?
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>>3347012
My impression was that you were going for making her come across as an irritant, a jerk-off, and I thought that works out well so far. I didn't get the sense that you were pushing for outright demonization, but holding back, which I actually like. So, keep at it.

(If you care, either way, I'm the guy trying do do the Zootopian Indie Rock Musicians thing plus Gideon Versus the Tigers thing. Not that it matters. But, hell, might as well tell you.)
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>>3347153
The struggle of liking conflicting ships.
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Attempting to draw for the first time in years. Storyboarding a ZPD SWAT breach and clear op, starring Judy, set to Haezer - Minted.

Wish me luck. Here's the song if you're interdasted: https://soundcloud.com/tastyrecords/haezer-minted
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Hey anons! Just here to tell you chapter 2 of Hot and Cold is now up. I hope you guys like it. Its more eventful than chapter 1.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7110964/chapters/16221359

I hope you guys like it.
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>>3347080
I'm hoping you're still joking.
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>>3347190
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>>3347190
I cri
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>>3347148
imo polygamy works if everyone loves equally

my problem is that the 3-way wouldn't be very loving. Friendly sex, sure, but how long can that last. The problem is that it isn't equal. Do Nick and Judy have something? Obviously. Do Nick and Honey have something? In our Weaver-charged fanon, yes, they do.

Do Judy and Honey have something? No. This relationship is just 2 girls wanting the same guy, and deciding to share. And the sharing is rarely ever equal for long.
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>>3347087
That kid fox is so adorable
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Huh.
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>>3347229
Thats a new one
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>>3347190
JudyNick is the only valid ship
Anything else you should kill yourself
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>>3347229
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>>3347229
Judy seems just a tad off in that one. I think I still prefer this one >>3347243
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>>3347237
What about the ZPD wolves?
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>>3347237
>JudyNick
It's WildeHopps you fucking faggot.
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>That feel when ComicAnon praises things that you've read and enjoyed before

>That feel when fics getting into petting, cuddling, and all of that
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>>3347209
Fuuuuck, Chumpy is too good to us
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>>3347257
>>3347264
>So
>Fucking
>Cute
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>freaking out anon is dead
>hasn't updated since the 16th of May

It was such a good story too...
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>>3347170
Thanks. Well, I am holding back a little bit. Don't get me wrong, the name of my fic is literally "Reichstag Fire". Bellwether IS eventually going to get her Hitler on big. But she can't just go full-throttle out of nowhere. It has to build up to that point.

Let me take a look at your stuff. Link?
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*Laugh in bunny*
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>>3347204
Ayyy
Can't wait to read this
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hey /zg/
convince me to go gay for Nick
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Why are they so purrfect bros

>why did Lionheart have to be voiced by JK Simmons
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>>3347262
Talkin bout COLLARS? He got really fucking into it.
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>>3347243
>>3347229
>when the knot....
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>>3347299
Okay.

As a fun challenge, no lewds allowed.
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>>3347299
He speaks for himself
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>>3347299
No. More Nick for me.
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>>3347214
>This relationship is just 2 girls wanting the same guy, and deciding to share. And the sharing is rarely ever equal for long.

That's true. The only way for a OT3 to even be viable is if Honey and Judy actually get to know each other and like each other. And even then, that's a crapshoot.

>Do Judy and Honey have something? No.

One'd have to build on that, give them time to build that something. They can't just go at it right away. It'd take months, if not a few years for that to happen; it wouldn't in a short amount of time after Nick graduates to the ZPD. They'd have to have that chemistry.
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>>3347303
What? He's a great voice actor.
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>>3347283
Sure, man!

What I have so far in the Gideon-related thing is: http://pastebin.com/RXs56kAE (well, except for something really lewd that's coming later)

And, for fun, here's a good chunk of it being read by ComicAnon: https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/gideonversustigercorporateguys

I probably can give more detailed comments r.e. what you've written, but at this exact moment I'm kind of fairly mentally zoned out. You know what I mean? Like I said before, good luck man.
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Another day, another stream.

Thanks to everyone who joined!

as a remainder the movies for friday are:
the sword in the stone, balto, cat's don't dance and zootopia

Starting at the same time as always 7:30 EDT
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>>3347314
That's cheating
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>>3347313

>>3347314
>>3347319
Damn, that didn't last very long.

Oh well I'm committed now.
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>>3347299
CUTE
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gauging interest:

would anyone read a story about Judy going to work after a fun night with Nick and having some piece of evidence of last night on her person when she goes in to work and Bogo calls her and Nick out on it
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>>3347229
>actually has teeth
BRAVO! BRAVO I SAY!
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>>3347336
Alright, /ztp/, you know the drill. Start posting the Nick solo lewds.
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>>3347214
I think that it would only complicate things if anyone was jealous. The way we've kind of headcannon'd I don't think Honey would be but Judy might.

This is were Poly vs. Open Relationship kinda comes in. I don't really see them being in a poly 3-way but OR w/ casual sex seems possible if Judy was willing to go along with it. And if it's in the universe where she went along with P&B then she's kind of have to allow it.
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>>3347326
Yes I really enjoyed it for the movie's sake but for the fapability... eh. I can get over Biggs as Nick because he sounds like every generic guy ever but Simmons has a unique voice.
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>>3347352
Biggs?
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>>3347348
But it's more fun to try and get someone to get a loveboner without lewds.

I mean just look at this perfect specimen.

You really don't need lewds to fall in love.
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>>3347358
I meant to type Bateman, crap in a hat
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>>3347361
He's just so... so... yeah...
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>>3347321
Agreed. It's insanely hard to maintain.

It sounds sweet at first, if Nick were to say "you're both too important to me"

But the hard reality is that not everyone wins. Honey and Judy would probably later come to hear that as "You will never be my ONE and only." That's what nearly everyone wants to be told. Having someone else on your level with your partner just means competition. Judy and Honey would have to love each other as much as they love Nick

And that would just seem incredibly forced
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>>3347321
I'm wondering how Honey and Judy would even interact. Would they be friends?
I guess Honey would like her due to stopping Bellwether at least.
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>>3347370
I don't even care if I don't get to dick the Nick

I just want to cuddle him and protect that smile by telling him everything will be okay and that I love him for who he is. Not for who the world thinks he should be.
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>>3347380
>"You will never be my ONE and only." That's what nearly everyone wants to be told.
I don't really buy that but I agree with your point overall. I just think that if it wasn't going to work out it would be apparent really quickly. I just don't see it being a thing where resentment grows.
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https://e621.net/post/show/913893/-3-anthro-awkward-blush-bra-briefs-buckteeth-cervi
>the comments
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>>3347350
The problem is I have a hard time seeing either Nick or Judy (especially) being in an open/poly relationship. It's incredibly hard to separate sex and love. So it's either sex funfest for all or WildeHopps, for me at least.
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>>3347204
What is this, shill me with a descript
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>>3347416
I HAVE A GREAT IDEA!

What if they have sex in an open relationship naively and are all riding the wave of trying this new thing and discovering it,

and before they start to uncover feelings of jealousy and remorse and start infighting, Honey dies in some really quick accident! Like she gets cut in half from top to bottom or accidentally drinks like a gallon of cyanide?

Then they'll never regret having the relationship and Nick and Judy can fall in love as they care for each other during their mourning and will always remember Honey as someone important to them?

Its perfect!
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Reminder that ComicAnon did another blind reading earlier tonight.

https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/reichstagsbrand-chapter-1
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>>3347229
>new content

No
This place needs to die
Stop we were almost there
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>>3347397
Even bringing it up can be risky. Because then you wonder if your partner is happy in a monogamous relationship. That person they inquired about may start trying to steal them on the side.

Idunno, monogamy is the norm for a reason, and I buy into it. Knowing they could have such strong feelings for someone else would be an awful feeling. Maybe I'm just shit at sharing but if my partner ever brings up the idea of an open relationship I'm jumping out the nearest window.
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>>3347437
Basically Nick and Judy get together and have to deal with prejudice. No big story arcline, its gonna be more slice of life.
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Zistopia just released an abridged chapter

nicolaswildes.tumblr.com
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>>3347445
Noooooooo, Honey is pure Badgerwoman
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>>3347459
I generally don't think Poly/open relationships generally work out simply because humans tend to be jealous creatures. You can't get around that. We don't like to share our mates generally.
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>>3347460
>No big story arcline, its gonna be more slice of life.
Ty but no ty. Best of luck with the story
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Clearly we just need to see Nick introducing Judy to Honey and getting their relationship explained right out of the gate. Judy would probably be a little weirded out to begin with but Nick explains why a casual tumble is fun for everyone involved.

Maybe he invited her to join in, then if she agrees he uses the opportunity to get his two favourite girls get bond.
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>>3347488
Well thats just to say that there isn't going to be like a big case to solve, Its just more about them dealing with life in general with multiple time skips.

But if that ain't your thing, I understand.
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>>3347479
That's what Nick and Judy will say when they visit her gravestone every year!
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>>3347344
What

No
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Why is it that newly updated fics don't always go to the top of the list on AO3?
There are 3 fics that have been at the top for a few hours while other fics that updated more recently are under them
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>>3347496
why tho
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>youll never see fully rendered nick fight off manchas for judy

Why live
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Am I a bad person for being interested in the reverse, with Wilde having some weirdly super fluffy neck where there's something like a dewlap on his fox body?
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>>3347513
Idk
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>>3347486
>You can't get around that.
not them, but I did
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>>3347459
I think if you can't have a reasonable conversation about the things you're interested in, be it fetishes, sexual attraction, or relationship status, I think that it's probably not a healthy relationship.

It's one thing to ask and another to break those boundaries without asking. Asking if you've ever considered a poly relationship and telling your partner you're bisexual should both fall into the same area of things you should be comfortable talking to your partner about.

Maybe I'm just much more sex positive and open to those ideas than you are.
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>>3347229
>gunmouth

Mora x Judy when
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>>3347521
well you best figure out a reason b/c it's probably gonna happen
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>wondering what ComicAnon is thinking and doing right now
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>>3347516
Well, furries tend to love chest fluff stuff, so you're not alone.
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Has anyone seen Zoot around? he hasn't posted something in forever.
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>>3347569
fuck off, zoot
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>>3347562
>delicately massaging your face against Nick's enormous chest and neck fluff
>slipping your lips against his fur as he grows ever more sweaty
>breathing in deeply as you close your eyes and let the fluff capture your senses
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>>3347486
Zootopians are pretty human.
>>3347490
That'd be a tough pill to swallow. Judy would probably be scared off by them having a history, and assume Nick's reluctance to leave Honey behind = having stronger feelings for Honey. That and having no interest in Honey herself.
>>3347530
I'm plenty sex positive and if you can pull off poly then more power to you. I believe in monogamy, though, and my current relationship is founded on that. Me and my partner agreed that we'd keep it that way, so if anywhere down the line either of us brings up a threesome or an open relationship it'll be a warranted red flag. My problem with the ship is how forced it would be. I feel like it would happen naturally or not at all, and I can't see anything natural forming between Honey and Judy. Bringing up open relationships like discussing, say, a bondage fetish for example is a lot tougher. "I'm not satisfied unless I'm tied up" vs "I'm not satisfied having sex with just you". There's a worrying difference, and you don't need to be 'sex negative' to see that.
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>>3347582
Foxes, and pretty much all animals, don't sweat. Humans are the only animals that can sweat from their entire body.
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>>3347552
I can't believe ComicAnon is fucking dead
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>>3347582
>the things i never knew i needed in my life
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>>3347552
>wondering what ComicAnon is thinking and doing right now
>"wow do they know how to work their tongue"
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>>3347595
horses sweat
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>>3347575
What is going on here? Am I missing something?
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>>3347476
No one is falling for ur tricks anymore ruse anon

We have a date now, consider this ur final (you)
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>>3347602
Only from their armpits.
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Fresh heresy
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>>3347199

Could be good, ill see how it turns out.

The only thing I question is how well a bunny would operate in a SWAT/TUSK raid.
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>>3347625
>its retarded and they took a picture of it with just a shirt

those monsters
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>>3347594
>and assume Nick's reluctance to leave Honey behind = having stronger feelings for Honey.
>I believe in monogamy, though, and my current relationship is founded on that. Me and my partner agreed that we'd keep it that way, so if anywhere down the line either of us brings up a threesome or an open relationship it'll be a warranted red flag.
I'm not trying to be rude but I really think you're just projecting here. I honestly kind of agree with you, I don't think it would be too likely for them to all be in a relationship together, but I think your reasoning for why it wouldn't work is based heavily on your ideals of monogamy and an ideal relationship.
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>>3347635
Bet she'd be tactically employed. Maybe she'd be like one of those drones like in Rainbow 6 Siege
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>>3347594
Does it bug anyone else how much 'poly relationship' gets linked with 'open relationship'? They're not exactly the same thing.

I'm not saying that people should adopt a poly relationship if they don't want to. But I am saying that it's fundamentally distinct. Like, say, you use the analogy of a kid raised by a single mother who has a step-dad come in, and both he and his mother accept the step-dad totally and love him as their family-- going from a two person to three person emotional kind of circle. That is totally not like having a single mother and then your mom cycles through various guys that she happens to be fucking this week. I am very aware that in actual step-families the latter situation is way more common than the former, but the former is not impossible.

I know that maybe it's that Nick and Judy's relationship is just so naturally monogamous. But it's still a committed thing to have Judy love Nick, Nick love Honey, and Honey love Judy. It's just a different kind of commitment.
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Officer Judy Hopps sits in the rolling SWAT van, armor and fatigues donned, TacTranq at her side, shock prod in her trembling hands. Next to her is Francine, the stalwart elephant, lovable in dayclothes but monstrous in full riot gear, holding a sledgehammer nearly twice as tall as the rabbit, and several times heavier.


(Need to get better at faces)
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>>3347636
Kek, that's all I can see now.
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Im a shit artist. Who wants a simple request?
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>>3347609
Apparently Anon thinks Zoot's in the thread.
Don't tell him that he's dead.
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>>3347644
>Does it bug anyone else how much 'poly relationship' gets linked with 'open relationship'? They're not exactly the same thing.
Very much yes.
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>>3347599
Would he critique the blowjob?
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>>3347648
I do, but everyone hates me and apparently I'm dead....
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>>3347644
>Does it bug anyone else how much 'poly relationship' gets linked with 'open relationship'?

I'm just glad when it's just not called cucking. Being into unconventional relationships during the reign of that stupid meme is pain.
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>>3347679
Wait I worded wrong. Do you have a request or are you looking for one?
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>>3347677
Only if they asked him to beforehand
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I redrew this >>3346443 because I think it's one of the cutest things about Weaver's characterizations of Honey. I'm not thrilled with it but two cakes and all that.
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>>3347639
And you're not projecting with your ideals of a poly relationship? I'm just joining in the discussion, and I'm using my experiences to make my case. If you want other reasons, look to the rates at which poly relationships fail. I conceded that a purely sexual poly relationship could work, sure, but something remotely romantic is just too hard to balance. We aren't going to agree, so I'm done.
>>3347644
I know the difference, sorry if I sounded like I was lumping. Shoulda just said "non-monogamy". And yes I see Nick and Judy as being naturally monogamous so it's harder to fathom. It's hard to see any other ship reach the emotional depth that Nick and Judy mean to each other through their adventure, poly or not. I can still like them though, just not as much. Honnick, FinNick, Judeon, the ot3 in question. They can be fun and some are more plausible than others but I know what I'm about.
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>>3347717
She probably wants her guy to rub her tongue around those fang-type teeth. Then have him shove his tongue right into the inside of her mouth as the lips move so sloppily.
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>>3347711
Okay, so how about narrating it?
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>>3347717
Out of curiosity, why'd you go with the palette swap on her?
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>>3347717
I like it, she's really starting to grow on me.
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>>3347717
I like yours better. I never liked how fat weaver draws her.
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So now that I can get my hands on a DVD rip I want to try and get my mother to watch this movie with me. Of course that would mean I'd have to pretend I've never seen it before despite watching it 3 times already and I would have to pretend the plot twists catch me off guard... On top of that, my father isn't very open-minded about these animated movies and would make derogatory statements in the background through out the whole thing. Also I wouldn't even know how to bring it to her attention out of context without it getting weird.


TL;DR - I want to get my mother to watch this movie, how do I go about it?
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>>3347732
It bothers people to see what they're into dismissed as 'it doesn't work' when people really mean 'I don't see how it could possibly work FOR ME'.

If you're not into it, that's okay. But that doesn't mean you need to break into every discussion of it and yell I DON'T LIKE THING.
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>>3347757
>"Yo mom, let's watch this movie together. I think you'll like it. Just you and me though, I don't think dad will like it."
>"Okay, anon."

There's no need to lie to your mother, anon.
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>>3347757
You don't. The risk of your power level being revealed is too high.
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>>3347742
It's not a palette swap, I'm too lazy to color or fully shade it and I was just texturing her fur a bit. I suppose I could just pull it off if it looks too dumb.
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>>3347648
Draw your very best judy / nick highfive
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>>3347757
Say it's a good movie? Maybe mention some of the background info, like how they completely rewrote the movie?
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>>3347695
I want one. You know me, but I'm afraid to say who I am
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>>3347775
On it
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>>3347757

>"hey mom want to watch a movie ? dad may not like it tho."

then put it on and let slick nick do the rest
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>>3347774
Okie dokie.
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Does anyone else actually like the design on the raccoon-ish human /ztg/ dude that was in the previous threads?
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>>3347782
Well, if I know you, and you know me. There should be another method for you to ask me. So ask there or man up and say it in thread,
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>>3347772
Shit like this reminds me of that anon that did a furry fandom thesis and spilled spaghetty everywhere.
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>>3347782
Zoot, I would like to say that despite all the bullshit that gets thrown your way around here, I still think you're a pretty cool guy who ended up getting the shitty end of our autistic sticks.
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>>3347782
Seriously, just ask. Dancing around it just makes more drama. The thread isn't even that busy.
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>>3347761
No I'm saying it couldn't work for the 3 in question. I should have just left my argument at my best point: the connection between Judy and Honey is shaky as fuck and the relationship is just both of them wanting to be with Nick. If you think they're above jealousy then alright, but it's unlikely.
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Hey guys I was just wondering if the drawfag who took up my Wolf Bruce Springsteen request had completed it or if anyone had saved it.

Not meaning to be impatient or rude, i just haven't been here the past few days and I don't want to not show my appreciation on a draw friend so kind as to take upon my request
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comicanon with a real quick update:

About halfway through Zootopian Indie Music chapter 2! Sorry these always take so long, trying to get a hand at editing with Audacity on the fly.
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>>3347792
OK FINE, meh.
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>>3347800
it's Zoot, not sure if you're in Discord right now.

>>3347803
Thanks dude. I actually don't mind it all that much (LIES! yes I do)
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>>3347821
Going to say that I like your designs a lot.
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>>3347817
That's fantastic, man. Just wondering, is it too much to ask you to read 2 and 3 together since I believe they're both shorter than 1?

(I think, I need to double-check this.)

You're really great. And I love how much support you've been giving to so many people.
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>>3347809
I think Honey wouldn't get jealous as long as she gets Nick time. Judy probably would be at first, but if she got to know Honey and realized how much history Nick and Honey had together and how much they meant to each other even though they're not couple material, I think I could see her accepting the idea over time.

There'd probably be jealousy for a while, but jealousy isn't necessarily the doom of a relationship. It can be moved past with trust and understanding. And I think there'd be a fair bit of it with those three.

I don't ship that, though, to be honest. I'm just saying I could see how someone would ship it. When I ship Nick and Judy plus a third I prefer it to be a three-way relationship where everyone's into everyone else and I can't see a way to make that happen with Honey until her character gets a lot more fleshed out in trash-fanon or Weaver works his voodoo.
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>>3347821
What? I just asked your reasoning, you gave a perfectly legit reason.
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>>3347829
You should go back to drawing stuff for the threads. I'm sure that'll help get you back into good graces. Everyone seemed to love you when you produced content.
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>>3347817
Halfway through re-writing Bunny Kit's Tale, and up 500 words on the same spot first draft (that's a good thing). With no work tomorrow I hope I can get it done. For now sleep.

Thank you for all the effort you do for us writefags!
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>>3347829
Oh, well shoot fire away man. What you got?
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>>3347839
new screen saver get
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>>3347843
Honestly I just see Judy stepping out if Nick introduces her to Honey. They've clearly got something going on that's more that casual sex, even if the try to ignore it, and she wouldn't want to get in the way of that.
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>>3347865
People still use screensavers?

I'm genuinely surprised.
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>>3347635

They said no amount of training ever prepares you for your first doorkicking. Now Judy's starting to feel what they meant. She closes her eyes and takes a deep breath in a futile attempt to calm her nerves.
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>>3347869
i'd like to vary my desktop from time to time
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>>3347868
I could see that happening. But I don't think Nick and Honey make any sort of romantic couple. They're intimate friends that also fuck sometimes. And I can see someone saying 'that's called a couple, dumbass' in reply, but it seems different to me.
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>>3347757
>mom
>yes anon
>wanna watch zootopia
>what's that
>Disney cartoon about animals
>that's uh... Weird. You're a little old to be enjoying disney cartoons
>it's actually really well written, and well rounded. There's a good message about being yourself and trying hard, and there's some adult humor too. Also it's a technical masterpiece with vibrant colors, state of the art animation and all-star voice acting.
>okay sounds cute put it on
>just don't tell dad I jack off to porn of it
>what
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>>3347832
Thanks a ton anon, that really means a lot. I must be getting better, I've received a lot of compliments lately.

>>3347844
No it's okay. You were probably right, I was just being lazy.
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>>3347892
What do you see as being the difference?
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>>3347843
Fair enough. That's just hard to do though is all. Most people don't think "oh this person means a lot to them so I'll go along with it". Instead they think "They want somebody else and now I mean half as much."

It has potential, to its credit. That's why we're sitting here even discussing it as opposed to Manchas x Nick x Gideon. But I'm just pointing things out about how I see Nick and Judy as being monogamous types. Honey not so much?

I'll go though before reee sex negative stop ruining my fun
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>>3347898
kek
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>>3347907
Saine, pls. Your art is gorgeous, and these Honeys are just as pretty as everything that's come before.
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>>3347921
>I'll go though before reee sex negative stop ruining my fun
I wasn't trying to be mean or attack you based on your opinion. I just thought it was relevant to point out what I thought was a difference in perspective. Sorry if I offended you, that wasn't my intention.
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>>3347864
I honestly just was someone to draw my hyena, but if you want to draw Zootopia related I'd love to see Nick and Judy as cowboys.

>>3347850
I've been drawing and just not posting. Every time I ask for requests it's either gross requests, porn, or OC.
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>>3347937
>saine
>SAINE

dammit brain I typed "Seine" clear as day

perhaps I need to sleep
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>>3347869
Technically, are necessaries
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>>3347937
I don't want to be that guy but I guess I don't have a lot of confidence in my own art so it's hard for me to gauge whether people will like it or not.

>>3347950
What? My name is Saine. Maybe you do need sleep lol.
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>>3347909
I don't know. It just feels different. Which is a shitty answer but it's the only one I got right now.

I suppose the closest way I can put it is: I can see Nick and Judy doing a lot of couple-y things that I can't see Nick and Honey doing. I can see Nick spending an evening and then a night at Honey's but I can't see them cohabiting. I can't see Nick and Honey having a romantic dinner or just strolling through a park together. I can't see Nick and Honey getting married or shopping around for a new apartment or even just discussing what brand of cereal to buy.

>>3347921
>Instead they think "They want somebody else and now I mean half as much."
You're absolutely right, that's a common way of thinking and I don't think any less of anyone that thinks that way. I think it's completely wrong, though. And I think someone that had to share parental love with... what, 270-ish siblings? would be able to wrap their head around the concept of love not being a zero-sum game.
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>>3347947
I mean I literally did this earlier.
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Hi friends, Ksykotic here. I'm making poor life choices.

I'll accept a few draw requests.
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>>3347989
Shush, I forgot who I was talking too
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>>3347898
Lol, nice. This might actually work though.
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>>3347980
For simple greyscale art, you are remarkably on model, Saine.
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>>3347993
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I made a song.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/39vqm4e8wxp0mnp/Sad%20Machine%20by%20Porter%20Robinson%20%28Darren%20Styles%20%26%20Grammar%20VS%20Crystalize%29%20Mashup%20by%20Zoot.mp3?dl=0
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>>3348013
Thanks a ton anon. <3
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>>3348066
You should put that greyscale to work, honestly. Like, pictures that would only be in black-and-white. Try setting up newsprint stuff when you're bored and don't know what to draw.
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>>3347944
Yeah, no problem. It just gets tiring having the 'that's your opinion'. Being pointed out. No shit it's my opinion, that's why I'm typing it out on this Buddhist Yiff Board with strangers of conflicting opinions. We all discuss our varying angles on if a fox bunny and badger could form a sexual and/or romantic relationship.

I've had worse though, so no offense. I just think there's a happy balance that can be found between sex positive and sex negative. I don't think I should be seen as some Puritan just by saying that being extremely loose with sex comes with negatives (talking about different situations than the Honey3way)
>>3347982
It isn't 'completely wrong' to want monogamy. If you see it as being selfish then let me offer another angle. You want commitment. You love someone so much that the idea of them feeling that way about someone else is painful. You want that contained, passionate love. And you don't have anything to 'owe' anyone else. You don't have to prove your open mindedness or feel sympathy for those who love your partner too.

Also romantic love =\= familial love. If anything you could argue that Judy getting such split attention makes her want monogamy even more.
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>Going through the fic that I've probably pushed on ComicAnon too much
>Seeing so many glaringly stupid typos, like saying "to" instead of "too"
>Seeing everything scream out "this is sloppy"

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>>3348122
I can't even fucking spell "don't" properly in my post criticizing myself...
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>>3348122
That the dragon griffin one?
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>>3347874

A swift light knock against her helmet brings her second of calm to an end. The source is Wolford, a sterling timber wolf whose playful snarky attitude seemed indefatigable. "No sleeping on the job, Hopps", he quipped, "besides, we're almost here."


(these eyes are atrocious. The only reason they may work here is because her nerves are frayed a bit, but I'll need practice to do any better than this.
Any tips from the drawfriends out there?)
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>>3348113
>Honey makes the front page of Zootopia's alternative paper ranting about anti-sheep dietary habits
>"Don't ever eat alfalfa, this is the tool of the Eternal Ewe"
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>>3348146
Yep.
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>>3348113
I don't fully understand what you mean. Like shade with ziptones or something?

Is this kinda what you mean?
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>>3347775
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>>3347801
now I really want to see that
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>>3348114
What I meant is the idea of love being a zero-sum game is completely wrong. It's completely okay to want to be the sole person your SO loves romantically, and I didn't mean to imply otherwise. I'd even agree that that's probably the much easier way to live your life that's more likely to result in long-term happiness. But there are other ways to live and love, and if you try to argue otherwise, or if you try to argue that those people are doomed to unhappiness, then there's a problem.

They are, however, more likely to experience unhappiness. I'll reluctantly admit that. As some faggot once said, "I've been to a lot of poly weddings, I've yet to go to a poly third anniversary". But if anything that just makes it more attractive in fiction, where hateful, ugly reality has no sway.
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>>3348208
I dig it, broham. Mucho thanks!
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>>3348206
What are you worried about? Comic seems to only say good things about stuff he reads. He gave comments about a fic where Judy gets buttraped by dawn. What are you afraid he wont like?
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>>3348207
I mean like draw stuff that would be in a black-and-white newspaper photo. Anything from Bellwether's perp walk to "Local Crackpot Provides Cooking Tips". You've got a really good handle on drawing stuff in black and white; I say use it to your advantage.

This could be the sleep depriv talking, but it makes sense to me at the moment.
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>>3348228
It's basically just me being self-critical to an extreme degree and not allowing myself to enjoy compliments to be honest.
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>>3348216
Especially in a culture that potentially behaves a lot different communally than people do.
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>>3348228
Not that guy, but that's even worse. I could laugh off a million flames, but one guy earnestly explaining that I could have worded something better is painful. Like watching your baby being sliced open by a doctor for life-saving surgery.
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>>3348242
Oh, I see what you're getting at. I might do that, thanks for the idea.
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Ugh. Guess I'm back, this is my fourth relapse.
Why can't I quit you /ztg/.

I've been gone since bunanon got fucked up, anything else happen?
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>>3347993
Nick wearing Judy's uniform.
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>>3348276
Red's acting weird, bunanon was trying to sit in his lap till he talked but it didn't seem to be working out. Probably some other stuff too, I haven't looked at the archive recently.

If you just mean other general stuff in the thread a lot of posts about Honey lately.
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>>3348276
Dewlaps may be more a thing now.
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>>3348276
Dewlaps
Bunanon stuff
1 Billion
Other stuff
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Alright I'm giving you guys a little glimpse behind the screen here, as it were. I'm doing some editing on COLLAR ON and I'm rewriting Nick explaining his dick because it felt too expositiony and mood whiplashy, want some spicy opinions. Judy asks if his knot is normal then we get the following:

>Nick couldn't help but let some of his mounting frustration escape into his sigh as his grin bled away. "Now? We're discussing this now?"

>Judy, in return, got a little heated. "I'm sorry, I'm not exactly well-read on the subject of--of pred dick!"

>The fox's tail lashed in irritation, and his voice took on an edge. "It's a knot, Fluff. It goes in things, it plugs up holes, and I cannot fathom why it needs an entire discussion--" He cut himself off with a grimace as the indicator light on his collar shifted abruptly to yellow. He looked away, and took a long, calming breath that he held for several long moments before letting it out slowly, with an air of embarrassment. "It's completely natural and not weird at all. If you're a fox or a wolf or something, anyway."

>"I'm sorry, Nick," Judy said, her voice quiet. "It's just, I've never--"

and then he interrupts her saying that she's irresistible, as before, but we get some more interference from the collar and a bit more Judy/Nick dynamic

Better? Worse?
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>>3348337
And I say we embrace it
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>>3348312
Red's probably just being an adorable doofus. "She got hurt because of me abloo bloo bloo." Bunanon's method of problem solving is probably the best way to fix it, just pin him down until he gives up and hugs the bun.
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>>3348312
Thanks. I actually was looking for thread updates too, not just an update on bun, so thank you for including them.
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>>3348114
Wow, I walk away for a bit and miss a whole lotta discussion. Well as the same anon as >>3347321, I'll just cap off my part in this discussion for now:

Nick and Judy truly started to bond over how Nick saw how unfair Judy was treated after all her hard work, relating to his own past, and Nick feeling that Judy is someone he can open up about and share both his past and why he lives the way that he does.

We don't know (re:haven't made up) Honey's past. Does she have a painful past like Nick? Is she just wired the way she is?

>>3347982 has an interesting point how it can be hard to imagine Honey doing certain things with Nick that he can see Judy doing. I think that whatever her history is can inform why that is, but since there currently is none, all we can do is make guesses.

Judy plays a big part of it as well. If she ever does find out about the sexual part or otherwise attraction in Honey & Nick's friendship, it's extremely plausible that she'd get jealous or even back out because she would feel she's intruding on what they have.

I think a big part (tho not necessarily the crux or sole way) in seeing how Judy sees Honey is if she can emotionally relate to her as she did with Nick. A way that she could see that Honey might need someone in her life. If she could see that Honey is someone who she would want to help, or be there for in a great emotional way.

I guess what I'm saying is, is that if Judy sees Honey as someone she wants to protect as much as she would with Nick, then maybe that would be a long way in helping that side of the triangle.

...I dunno, maybe I'm rambling nonsense right now. It's nearly 2AM where I am, and I'm tired.

(Pic not related, but something I capped awhile ago).
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>>3348357
>dewlaps
Do tell
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>>3348365
10/10

Dewlaps are a divine King of the Gods tier fetish.
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Oh fuck are we back? Finally?
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>>3348359
why does Nick get so angry is my biggest concern. It seems like a reasonable thing for her to be shocked by and he just responds so harshly
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>>3347619
You've never heard of saddle soap, so sad
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>>3348472
Because this is the second or third time she's stopped, and he's not really in the mood to give a dissertation on fox dicks at the moment cuz he's starting to get kinda blueballed

If it feels really out of character I can see about changing it, and I'm still a little worried that it's got a bit of mood whiplash but the idea is that a lot of false starts have sort of ramped up his stress levels
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>>3348376
I guess the issue is that Nick/Honey (and Finnick) fit well is because they're kind of outcasts, so they've got a reason to cling together. With Judy though, she doesn't have as much of a problem because although we never really see her act socially with anyone, there a sense that she wouldn't really have the same problem.
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Just found out that during the early production of the movie Byron told the crew NOT to call Judy Hopps "Judy" to not get attached to her.


..Was he thinking he was Hitchcock or what?!
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>>3348533
I don't know, Nick strikes me more as a guy who'd get kind of upset and beg for it quicker than he'd get irritated or angry. Then again it's Zis Nick so it could fit with him being annoyed.
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>>3347486
>humans tend to be jealous creatures
I think you've just given me my answer to this tangled mess.

>>3347751
>I never liked how fat weaver draws her.
Honey is a fatty in her canon design.
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>>3348636
No, he just knew perfection when he saw it
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>>3348643
The canon one, sure, but not the best
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Hey guise. Updated my Judy x Nick lewdfic. Not too lewd, just a continuation of a previous chapter. Some barely-lewd.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11836444/3/
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>>3348533
I see! Maybe some clarity for that, then. Like he's rushing her more than snapping? Maybe my memory is shit.

Also I'm surprised they didn't have more apprehension engaging in sex. I know that isn't what you asked for, but, would you explain why?
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>>3348359
I think that probably works better, and fits the scene better. I'd imagine that once she hears it's normal, she'd be eager to get back down to businesses and talk more about it later.
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>>3348655
>The consequences of previous chapters begin
our god is an awesome god
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>>3348533
I agree with what people are saying, that it felt like a weird thing for him to get mad over. Especially with him focusing so much on slowness and patience, him getting that mad about a little blueballing (which I'm sure he's used to by now) seems out of left field and not proportionate with Judy's question. His whole approach of patience should temper that, not to mention I'm sure he's just happy that this is actually happening, and with that knowledge, anyone (especially someone as self-made as Nick) should really have the confidence that now that they've crossed this threshold they have all the time in the world.

I can see him getting upset with her stopping, but not to that degree, and I feel like if anything he'd have fun at her confusion. The "you're a shitty preddo" line reflects that, but honestly he might even be flattered in a strange way at all the curiosity and interest she's showing his unique anatomy. It's a good opportunity to go over it with her, to get familiar and explore in a fun way.

I don't even like animal dicks in my smut but it worked well here and it seems like Nick could make it into something cozy and fun rather than getting pissy about it.
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>>3348662
Well the simple answer is the story's about them banging and having trouble with that because of the collar, not ho-huming about should we or shouldn't we

The more complicated answer is honestly I'm not really sure. I'm sure I could fit in some more apprehension but when it comes down to it I'm pretty comfortable with the pacing. I have given this some thought and my tentative answer is "full blown sex was on the table if not necessarily in the cards but oh shit, FEELINGS"

>>3348668
That actually makes a lot of sense and I'll give it some thought, thanks Anon
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>>3348655
OH YES finally, I thought it was dead
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So Honey's seeing a resurgence, and with all the talk earlier of how resentment/bitterness/competition might burn a three-way relationship/love triangle with her, Nick, and Judy, I kind of wanted to make a short little story of her and Judy having to spend an afternoon together, with both of them sort of wanting Nick in their own way.

Unfortunately I realized that a story like that would never pass the Bechdel test.
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>>3348700
Oh I totally agree. The pacing is amazing as it is and the hesitation would muck it up. I'm rereading it now, it's so good.

You should add in a bit of what Nick says in the Zistopia comic. About how she's amazing for being so committed. Add it where your Nick calls her a 'force of nature'. REALLY suck Judy off to warrant her reaction towards the praise.
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>>3348746
I agonized for quite a while over how fast they move compared to how long they've known each other and you might have noticed that I intentionally left how long that is very vague. I felt that any real attempt at locking down exactly how long it's been would just belabor the point and add pointless bloat, and instead used more general verbiage to sort of assuage the reader's suspension of disbelief

If I say they've only known each other for three weeks, that might flash some alarm bells, so I dropped in the mention of additional footwork to imply a greater length of time spent together, and essentially allow the reader to determine how long that's been themselves, so instead of Nick falling for Judy after one day of investigation or what have you she spent -erherm- days/weeks with him seeing how charismatic he is, then it all caps off with a display of heroics
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>>3348736
>Unfortunately I realized that a story like that would never pass the Bechdel test.
This is a joke right? No shit two women arguing over a man they love are going to mention a man.
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>>3348736
Who the fuck cares? Do it anyway, the Bechdel test is not a measurement of quality
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>>3348841
Just reassembled into 3 pages instead of 9 because simpler.
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Foxe not for bune
Foxe knot for badger
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>>3348877
nop
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>>3348835
>>3348841
>>3348844

Damn this looks cute as fuck
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>>3348901
At least if the fox and the badger hook up it'll prevent any pred/prey relationship unpleasantness. Plus they can't even procreate, so no more jagged jaws getting unleashed onto the world. It's win-win
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>>3348910
double nop
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>>3348910
Wow, right away with the pred bashing.
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Welp, I think I'll take some drawing requests. Really bored.

What will it be, trash?
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>>3348945
Judy gets raped by 2 hyenas. :^)
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>>3348945
Bellweather in prison riot ala Punisher in DD season 2 scene.
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>>3348945
Something with Becca, she doesn't get enough love.
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>>3348945
Nick trying to impress Judy at one of those light gun arcade games
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>>3348945
Nick coming to terms that he is inferior to Judy in every way except for physical attractiveness.
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>>3348945
Nick having to go undercover in a gay crime syndicate.
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>>3348960
Um, who's Becca?
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>>3348945
Nick getting his knot stuck in a glory hole
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>>3349039
Bernielover's OC hyena.
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>>3348945
Weaverlope getting kicked out of the naturalists club fro trying to shear people.
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>>3349039
A badass Hyena OC with a fun secret.
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>Weaverlope getting kicked out of the naturalists club fro trying to shear people.
That's not why I got kicked out
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>>3349039
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>>3349048
I loved those edits
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>>3348950
This
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>>3347061
>my post got in there

heh

It's pretty low quality though, using the same voice over and over.
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>>3349072
Oh, do tell.
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>>3349072
I thought it was because you were trying to hang out in their 'fro
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>>3349072
did you get kicked out because you got a little too "excited"?

oh a COMPLETELY UNRELATED note, Is it possible to prematurely ejaculate just from looking at something?
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>>3349048
I'm a regular predator, not a sexual predator.

This is not who I am, and it is not okay!
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>>3349118
Kek, I'm imagining those cheesy PSAs
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>>3349048
Female spotted hyenas actually do prefer younger males, but will also mate with older males they've mated with before.
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>>3349114
>did you get kicked out because you got a little too "excited"?
Nah, naturist clubs won't kick you out for getting an erection, it's a natural part of mammalian biology and, like the rest of the naked body, nothing to be ashamed of.
They just expect you to, you know, take care of it privately, they have rooms in the back for that kind of thing.
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>>3347061
We need more!
And better ones.
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>>3349141
True, but I'm more interested in the greeting they do. Where males present their boners to be sniffed by females.
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>>3349166
Oh, so they kicked you out because you were furiously wacking it while making eye contact with someone?
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>>3349184
>while making eye contact
What a sick fuck! What's he gonna do next, hold someone's hand!?
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>>3349179
The female also do that to higher ranking females too. Presenting an erection is submissive gesture. Especially when you consider how powerful spotted hyena's bites are, they can crack a giraffe's femur bone.
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>>3347229
The hands are KINDA weird but hey, that's pretty good.
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>>3349199
Well, he already held Chumpy's boner.
It was pretty romantic.
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>>3349201
Not being able to do anything with this info is almost painful.
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>>3349166
>Nah, naturist clubs won't kick you out for getting an erection, it's a natural part of mammalian biology and, like the rest of the naked body, nothing to be ashamed of.
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>>3349207
Wait, when?
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Requesting chumpysheep as this yelling at us to leave weaver alone.
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>>3347205
I just woke up
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>>3349232
Oh man, that's going back a ways.
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>>3349207
>It's another "Weaver is gay" thread
Cool meme ;)
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>>3349238
Well, that's a good start.
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>>3349224
>>3349241
Sorry, my bad, it was totally a platonic handjob.
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>>3349215
Zootopian (Spotted) Hyenas can be aggressively friendly when it comes to stuff like butt slaps, seeing little wrong with it.

And when it comes to flirting, they tend to check things out by grabbing cocks through clothing.

Which can be disconcerting when you're at a bar, and someone comes over and grabs your wang.
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Would you a Weaverlope, /trash?

I know I would, but not in a gay way.
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>>3347582
>80's dewlap stu
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>>3349072
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>>3349289
Yeah but only platonically
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>>3347993
Finnick and Honey playing drinking games, Finnick's a lightweight in it though.
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>>3349328
and then they FUCK
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>>3349297
Well that makes sense, you want to offer classes, get them to come to you!
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>>3349297
How do you do shibari acts on a sunbather?
If it was like, sharking or something I'd understand.
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>>3349297
Alec, that's hilarious. Also, I can't imagine how much shibari rope would be needed for a larger animal like a rhino or a hippo. It's like cordoning off a block in Little Rodentia.
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>>3349297
Madman meerkat. Did it end up looking good?
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>>3349364
Do you think they meant to give Judy the perfect, ideal ass in the movie for mere marketing purposes, or is Disney/Byron really trying to turn the world over into furfags?
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>>3349356
>>3349297
What the fuck are shibari acts?
What the fuck is sharking?
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> Be me
> Furfag, manage to hide power level from family.
> Take friends and family to zootopia
> They all enjoy it
> They laugh, gasp, my mom almost cried at nicks abuse.
> Leaving the theatre I think to myself,
>"Hey! This is great! Something can be pure and sweet and not sexual to these guys! That's refreshing.
>"That rabbit had rocking hips"
>"I wanna fuck the Bunny!"
> "that gazelle had a sweet ass."
>"Mmhm, gimme lionheart"
>literally everyone says something lewd.

Byron what have you done?
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>>3349379
Yes
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>>3349371
>“T-then she looks at me and says “Daddy, have you seen the glasses I left on the couch?”. And I swear to god I almost couldn’t make it. I have to keep telling myself that she’s my daughter, doctor”

>“Hey, I’m not judging. Please continue. And be very, very, graphic. For a better diagnostic of course.”
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>>3349371
IF IT'S WITH YOUR KIN.
IT'S A SIN.
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>>3349371
>Oh, uh, hey, Dad
>Could you let Nick know I need him for something?
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>>3349273
That should be part of the tourist guide
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> “Daddy? Mom says this doesn’t fit me anymore. Don’t you like it?”
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>>3349297
I need more lewd size difference.
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>>3349382
and what the fuck is scrundle?
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>>3349382
>What the fuck are shibari acts?
Japanese rope bondage. Usually involving intricate rope ties

>What the fuck is sharking?
A thing in Japan where you force a female's underwear out in attempt to expose her. Usually done with panties
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>>3349402
>Judy has 300+ siblings.

There has to be some incest going on in the Hopps' home.
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>>3349421
Wait I thought sharking was when a dude jizzes on an unaware chick in public
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>>3349386
The conversations on the way out of the theater were always great.
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>>3349418
The juice is loose!
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>>3349421
I thought sharking was when a dude cums on a girl in public and yells surprise. But a preliminary search suggests you're correct.
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>>3349386
>Byron has not only created an entire generation of new furfags from this film, he has converted people from all generations
>soon 75% of world population will embrace the degeneracy because of this film

Truly the greatest evil being on planet Earth.
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>>3349425
I dunno, heard about this shit from urban dictionary
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>>3349297
I wanna fuck that meerkat
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>>3348907
And speaking of cute:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNJO-SliPao
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>>3349386
Anyone else have some good green text experience of people leaving the theatre turned into furfags?
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>>3349430
>No trashy possum girl in Zootopia.

We need to fix this.
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>>3349396
>all those male rabbits from her hometown that have to give up on Judy because they can't compete with Nick's dick+knot
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>>3349386
Man I was totally fine the whole fucking movie but then that concert came on. I went maximum sweatingman.jpg and my entire thought process was basically "mother of god those animators either need to be fired or get a raise"

Logically you know that there's literally no chance you're the only one in the theater getting a boner but you're trying so hard to hide your powerlevel you're afraid everyone's suddenly equipped fucking scouters or something
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>>3349382
>What the fuck are shibari acts?

Sexy as fuck.
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>>3349462
Bondage is a shit teir fetish.
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>>3349458
>the stripper tigers were worked on from very early
>they showed this to a giant conference
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>>3349462
How do you do that on sunbathers though? You just walk up to naked ladies and start touching them and tying them up??
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>>3349289
i would cuddle the fuck out of a weaverlope, he's cute af.
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>>3349476
Big spoon or little spoon though
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I've figured it out. Clothed bun>naked bun
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>>3349478
Fork
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>>3349478
little spoon, without a doubt. he looks like he'd take care of me.
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>>3349470
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>>3349473
It takes a lot of practice.
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Source on this?
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>>3349470
Let's dispel this notion that Disney doesn't know what it's doing.

Disney knows EXACTLY what it's doing.

Also
>that Byron power stance

He looks proud as fuck as what he's spawned, God bless him.
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>>3349494
>shakira told them to make Gazelle's hips/ass bigger when they showed her early designs
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>>3349497
I'm sure but my point was that seems pretty aggressive, to just start wordlessly tying up a nude sunbather.
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>>3349502
It was drawn by Mead but that's an edit
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>>3349494
>there are animators whose job it was to make those muscle-bound tigers

>implying they don't have furaffinity accounts

Could you imagine what it must've been like in the animation department while this film was getting made? I wonder what percentage of them are furfags.

I'm guessing around 70%.
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>>3349445
I've posted this three times now. I feel hollow at the memory.

>Leaving theater after 2nd watching
>Mom and daughter were there in row behind me
>Walking out, the girl says "I wanna marry Nick!"
>I nearly inhale my cookie-dough bites
>She laughs and says "Me too."
>mfw

Byron has to know what he has done. Robin Hood got to him, so now he'd going to try and take us all with him.
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>>3349512
actual stripclubs wish they thought up those shorts the tigers wear
>tight formfitting shorts
>black with sparkle stripes
>large cuts in the side
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>>3349523
Cheers, got a link to the original?
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>>3349386
>gimme lionheart

S H I T T A S T E
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>>3349536

It's like he's stuck on the Titanic, so he's attached anchors to us all in the hopes we'll sink with him into the depths of depravity.

Seems like it's working too...

>I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP!!!
>AND I WON'T PUT MY HANDS UP AND SURRENDER!!!
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>>3349536
I stopped denying I was a furfag about the time I spent four days writing furry smut for you guys. All that's left now is to convince someone (Chumpy would be nice) to draw me up an avatar to complete my journey
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>>3349536
Also did you hear any dudes leaving the theatre saying they'd go gay for smugfox?
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>>3349080
>>3349048

Are there more? One of my favorite jokes is editing dialog in comics as some meta commentary on the author of the absurdity of the situation. Do you have any more?
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>>3349546
Not to that one specifically, no, sorry mate; For some reason his tumblr doesn't seem to be on the pastebin, either
Here's some of his other work though
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>>3349557
I've been into this shit for years and still have no interest in fursonas/fursuits/cons/etc. All you have to do is keep it has just another fetish. Granted, I sort of cheated since I'm really into human guyXfemale anthro/monster/xeno/etc.
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>>3349573
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>>3349386
>>3349445
not from leaving theatre but still
>already watch movie three times
>parents go to cinema with my sister
>ask me if I want to come with them
>whynot.png
>after movie is over
>mom and sister say it was pretty good
>dad says it was awesome
>he can't stop talking about it
>prints out pictures of Nick and Judy
>every email he sends me has a picture of them attached
>mfw my dad got turned into a furry
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>>3349573
I'll check, the guy who did the edits put them on FA
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>>3349608
Ayyy
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>>3349565
No, but I live in a rural as fuck, conservative area where we have to applaud every five minutes and sleep in our burgers, so I'm just amazed that I heard what I did.

I did also see a few adults taking pictures with the big Zootopia cardboard subway promotionals.

>>3349557
Anon I have known all along. But these mere mortals, these normies, they know not how deep this goes and they might already be falling in.
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>>3349546
>>3349578
http://mistermead.tumblr.com/
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>>3349623
Nice, thanks m8
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So I'm at that stage where I'm looking for acoustic/alternative covers of Try Everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mteD2-B_B8A

This one's cool.
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>>3349573
>>3349612
https://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/mememachine2/
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>>3349610
Wow, that's fucking hilarious honestly.

Does it seem like he is in love with any of the characters or is he just obsessing over them platonically?
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>>3349635
That's the stuff
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>>3349610
It's actually worse than you think, he's a shipper now.
Funny thing is, Judy's VA wants them to be just friends but Nick's VA, Bateman, wants them to be a couple.
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>>3349622
So it is true then, this movie really is turning everyone into furries.

I wonder if this is all part of some grand plan before revealing a portal to Zootopia that Disney has.

Or maybe it's just to turn us all into massive furfags who will throw money at Disney until they day we die.
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>>3349645
Wait... you're Dad is a shipper?
Like... he's so obsessed with the film and Nick and Judy that he is now shipping them?

Do you think he'll eventually descend into fanfiction... or worse?
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>>3349645
I feel better about my dad reading my redwall books now
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>>3349659
>his first time reading Zistopia
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>>3349636
nah it seems like he just ships them really hard, he could't wait reading my The Art of Zootopia book
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>>3349632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBfjFOhpWLg
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>>3349668
Well then that's not too bad I guess.

Keep us posted though if you ever walk in on him reading NickXOC stories or browsing one of these threads...
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>>3349645
>>3349659
We will only know for sure if he asks me for some """Fanart""" to look at
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>>3349652
>halloween rolls around
>Disney makes zootopia costumes for kids and adults
>Disney is getting normal people to buy what are pretty much fursuits
>someone makes a "sexy" version of the zootopia costumes
it has only begun
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>>3349698
>Disney has nanobot technology and company's magic at disposal
>put both into suits
>suits then proceed to transform everyone into cartoon characters from the film
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>>3349698
I'm going to laugh if Disney actually puts hardcore effort into the Zootopia costumes and they turn out to be of the same quality of their theme park costumes.

If so... yeah, they're trying to get us all into the fetish.
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>>3349716
>>>/out/
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>>3349716
>Not merely a physical transformation
>Their very genes are rewritten
>Their offspring are horrible animal-people too

>This is the true origin story of Zootopia
>They rewrote their history to be about primal tribes bridging pred-prey boundaries because it was less embarrassing than admitting their ancestors were all weird furries
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Hey, was there a thing here about posting to find out which Zootopia species you'd be
'cause I can't decide and would rather roll
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>>3349731
>family goes out to buy Zootopia costumes
>mom thinks it'll be funny to go as Nick while husband goes as Judy
>husband reluctantly agrees for promise of sweet reward
>Disneymagicintensifies.jpg
>Husband and wife are now Judy and Nick respectively
>kids think its great -- also excited that they turned into the two wolves from the movie
>parents freak out momentarily until they start to grow curious
>I'll leave that story for another anon
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>>3349736
https://www.randomlists.com/random-animals

No primates or insects, good luck!
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>>3349736
https://www.randomlists.com/random-animals

>Set quantity to 1
>Roll
>Only non-simian land mammals count, anything else you must reroll automatically
>Once you find a valid animal you can stay with it, or discard it and reroll up to 2 more times
>When you reroll you cannot go back, so if you use both rerolls you're stuck with whatever you get at the end, therefore think carefully if you want to reroll
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>>3349662
...oh my god, Anon, you just made me realize.

Redwall made me a furry.
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>>3349763
Ah. This is fine too.
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>>3349763
>>3349765
oh fuck it's cute
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>>3349775
>>3349780
that site sure likes giving people weasels
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>>3349775
>>3349780
Oh fucking great, more stinky tubesock chompers.
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>>3349792
It had a hard-on for jaguars for a while, we got like six in two days
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>>3349797
Delicious prey tears
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>>3349797
No joke, I rerolled and got a freaking mongoose.
Is it stinktube day
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>>3348970
>Judy is more adept than Nick
Fuck, I suddenly feel sleepy.
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>>3349797
>tubesock

Can we add this to the list of insults, but specifically for mustelids?
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>>3349810
That's great, I love it! The high score is a nice touch, lol. Thanks!
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>>3349812
doesn't work for all since skunks, badgers, otters, and wolverines are mustelids too
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>>3349810

Sleep well, you glorious, wonderful bastard!
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>>3349810
>dat tactical stance Judy has
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>>3349828
otters are stinky tubes, too, just a bit thicker.
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>>3347061
FUCK YOU NOW SHITPOSTERS WILL FEEL ACCEPTED HERE AND RUIN EVERYTHING!!!
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>>3349623
>>3349608

Thanks bros, these things fucking slay me

Not like i don't even enjoy the originals, but it's nice to take the piss out of them for a gag every now and then
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>>3349683
Don't know what would be worse, finding out that he visits /ztg/ or him knowing that I do it too
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>>3349835
pool toy or water slinky works well for them
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>>3349812
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>>3349848
Everything needs that once and awhile.
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>>3349750

This better be Korean for "my wonderful son brought home a rabbit for stew "
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>>3349839
This.
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>>3349849
Even worse
> you both have OCs
> they get lewded
>together
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>>3349857
>dat adorable face
I take back everything!
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>>3349873
NO, IT'S A SCAM!
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>>3349857
I wanna stick my dick in that tubesock
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>>3349879
It's too late now
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Damn. I like this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjzjlCPJRzc
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>>3349797
Mustelids are the best.

Hoofed species are the worst
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>>3349879
I can't stay mad at a face like that!
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>>3349771
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>>3349898
Reminder that Weasels overpower rabbits in the wild.
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>>3349889
YOU DAMN DIRTY LONG HAMSTERS

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AAHH, DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
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>>3349864
Yeah, but it's not like I actually got an OC

haha ha
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>>3349771
Redwall makes everyone a furry. It's a infection vector
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>>3349898
>>3349912
I want to see Weselton fucking Judy.
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>>3349912
>>3349923
Rabbits don't overpower rhinos in the wild, either.

This ain't the wild.
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>>3349919
>hooves
>holding a cup
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>>3349919
Full reverse thrusters, shields up!
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>>3349923
I want to see Judy and Nick abusing their police authority and mafia connections to rape Weaselton.
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>>3349355
>>3349364
source please
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>>3349932
If they have cameras designed for use with hooves I'm sure they have cups that are similar. Just don't fucking ask me how they'd work.
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>>3349941
how to equines masturbate?
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>>3349923
I want to see Nick and Judy abusing their police powers to get Weaselton's cock inside them.

>>3349939
I was going to post that image.
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>>3349942
with bunnies
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>>3349919
Yeah, I'm sure you'll be fine. Totally.
Yep.
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>>3349942
In real life, slapping it up against their belly.
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>>3349941
They attach via suckers.

They're suction cups.
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>>3349942
Onaholes. Dildos. It's a booming business with a huge market.
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>>3349942

fucking the sofa like every teenage boy
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>>3349960
>>3349967
Couches with hidden onaholes in the side just under the arms.
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I fear I have opened a door that has no means of closing
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>>3349923
weaselton is for rape only
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>>3349981
You don't have to keep the antelope form when you leave us, but at least keep the snazzy coat, Weaver.
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>>3349981
you can't fool us weaver

this is what you wanted
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>>3349981
>Are you a boy or a girl
read "I just masturbated to your fursona and have doubts about how much I should regret it"
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>>3349981
You say that like it's a bad thing
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>>3349981
you can't run, weaver, you're stuck with this sin forever.

also, I'd totally cuddlebang the weaverlope.
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>>3349981
T̶h̶e̶ ̶r̶i̶d̶e̶ ̶n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶e̶n̶d̶s̶ The door never closes
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>>3350012
Or "I don't know what genitals to imagine here"

That wasn't even the only one I got like that
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>>3350019
>cuddlebang
I hope you're a cute girl
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>>3347061
Hahaha, I knew this would happen
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>>3349981
Draw Weaselton. He needs more lewds.

>>3350001
Who could resist the urge to fuck the sexy slinky.
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>>3350012
>>3350027
Maybe a little of both
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>>3350029
What, don't you like surprises? This is Zootopia, I can be anything.
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>>3350044
Think he makes that metal slinky sound when he's fucking?
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>>3350026
Something something keybearer something something kingdom hearts reference
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>>3349981
Well shit Weaver what did you expect
Now that you've stopped drawing us furry porn and spend your time chatting with us in your coffee shop or whatever, we need something to latch on to and there's nothing hotter than a dude who's got his shit together with his own business wearing his spoils of war

Don't call it a grave, this is the future you chose
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>>3349981
ONE OF US, ONE OFUS
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>>3350044
>Draw Weaselton. He needs more lewds.
Unlike my joke with Honey, I actually for real don't like Weaselton or his design at all -- it just bugs me for some reason

And this from someone who's drawn trashy, scruffy dudes at length in the past
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>Clawhauser calls Judy 'Cute'
>Judy says it's okay for a bunny to call another bunny cute but not other species

Did.. Did Disney just softball in a kid friendly nigger joke? I mean I know the movie draws a lot of parallels with racism. It's kind of the point. This is a straight up nigger joke though. I expect this from Pixar but this is Disney, yo. When did Disney start getting cool again?
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>>3350083
Why is there a bunny passed out on the table?
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Reminder that Weaver actually dreamed he was literally a god and he used his cosmic powers to turn us all into animals and brought us to Zootopia.
And then he sheared us all.
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>Gideon Gray's
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>>3350094
>Did Disney just softball in a kid friendly nigger joke?

Sure, whatever floats your goat
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>>3350094
Basically any kind of racially sensitive term, really.
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>>3350091
It's kind of funny how that can happen. I feel bad sometimes that there are certain shows that I can't watch because the character design just instantly annoyed me.
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>it's another fic where Nick says some straight fucked up shit he's done/had done to him either to his new cop friends or Judy's parents

when will this meme end
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>>3350091
Could you draw Travis?

With Gideon preferably. Have you ever done anything with gay Gideon?
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>>3350104
I might have missed something here...
Why does weaver to shear us?
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>>3350095
It's nothing that creepy, it's just Chumpy's wool that he was wearing as a jacket.
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>>3350128
It was a wet dream.
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>>3350118
I had this problem in a big way with TRON: Uprising, it felt like everyone was fuckin' 60% leg. Thankfully I forced myself to keep watching and that irritation fell away after about episode 3
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>>3350114
That's more the idea, not a specific term.
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>>3350057
He probably makes all sorts of cute weasel noises.
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>>3350128
There was a time when he was making fashion accessories out of other's fur/wool.
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>>3350104
>Reminder that Weaver actually dreamed he was literally a god and he used his cosmic powers to turn us all into animals and brought us to Zootopia.
Well less a god and more just capable of bringing people to the other side I guess
>And then he sheared us all.
Not true, I was only trying to find suitable living arrangements for all the new arrivals
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>>3350144
Normal humans are 50% leg.
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>>3350144
I'm glad I'm not alone with that kind of thing.
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>>3350167
>the other side
So Weaver's the reaper?
Is his face the last thing we see before we die?
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>>3350114
I don't know, man. This is pretty specifically nigger/nigga. You don't hear 'its okay if Mexicans call other Mexicans spics'. Its a n-bomb thing.
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>>3350184
Weaver is the grim shearer
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>>3350175
That 10% makes a big fucking difference, Anon
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>>3350193
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>>3350190
See, you miss the subtlty. Blacks call each other "nigga", not "nigger". One is a sign of solidarity, the other is slur. White ppl cant use either of them though.
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So what do the predators eat? Reptiles or birds? I don't think I remember seeing either in the movie.
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>>3349765
And on that bin was etched a single word more ancient than the clans themselves.
Trash.
My home.
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>>3350198
I think the lines on their suits make them look longer as well.
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>>3350172
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>>3350215
bugs
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>>3350215
Bugs
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>>3350207
How about Japan ppl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke8R8Xlp9tA
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>>3350222
That's definitely possible. Point is, the proportions feel really out of whack at first and it took me a while to stop thinking about how fucking weird they looked all the time
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>>3350207
>Blacks dont call other blacks nigger

Dude, nigger is just as common as nigga. Hang out with more spooks.
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>>3350226
>>3350232
I guess I'll go eat worms
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>>3350128

Its a meme from the fursona show a few weeks ago when anyone with an mspaint fursona started rping
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>>3350238
They eat fish, too. Fish are non-sentient Godless creatures.
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>>3350219
Post more trashy possum waifu.
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>>3350184
>Is his face the last thing we see before we die?
No, anon

It's the FIRST thing you see

When you LIVE
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>>3350219
you are the chosen one anon
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>>3350233
Thats hilarious
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>>3350224
How is this a Hidden Giddeon when he was on the front row of the play the entire time?
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>>3350215
pussy
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>>3350254
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>>3349750
Mrs W: Oh, my word! Thank the Lord!

J: Mrs Wilde (or Mother for Korean formality) There's no need to...

J:Cry...

Mrs W: My dear daughter-in-law... I sincerely congratulate you...
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>>3349912
Now picturing Judy whimpering helplessly while Weaselton physically assaults her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVIXScDyFsU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-EN0RV621U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNbqvqf3-14
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>>3350271
I just did't see him until some one point it out.
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>>3350258
Clementine is best possum.

Poppy and Trish are for shit.
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>>3350255
>tfw finally understood what you meant when you said that vague positive responses like "I love this" and "this is great" are nice but leave you craving something more specific

It's an abstract sort of feel and I have no idea how you do it you crazy bastard
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>>3350299
all opossums are shit get over it
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>>3350215
Bugs and fish officially.

I'd also include other non-mammals myself, chickens are such a versatile foodsource.
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>>3350255
I'm ready, when's the dream train get here?
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>>3350255
>people were upset

I'd be fucking ecstatic
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>>3350285
Judy should have a ring on her finger or something
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>>3350308
And here you guys thought he was just being shitty.
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Trash i curse you for invading my dreams a few weeks ago.. its still infested..
This is the first time im back here in weeks to ask why you did that
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>>3350315
>>people were upset
>I'd be fucking ecstatic
Maybe in the long run, anon
But even the most jaded trashposter would feel the weighty grip of nonbeing when the life, the world, the very reality they knew is wiped away whole cloth and replaced with this alien dimension known previously only in fabricated pop entertainment

No matter how much you love Zootopia you're going to freak out at least a little bit at finding yourself in a new body and a new reality where nothing will ever be the same and the seeded fear of "what is reality" sprouts slowly in your unconsciousness
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>>3350330
Infestation is my fetish
I play a lot of Zerg
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>>3350330
Whimsy.
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>>3350330
>invading dreams... still infested

Explain further.
Did you dream about Zootopia?
If so thank your stars you have such a luxury. I have yet to dream about Zootopia and hanging out with Jude the Dude and Smugfox.
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>>3350345
>>3350343
It started with bogo in havels.. now its a fucking bunny invasion led by judy
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>>3350251
Hey, hey, not everybody just threw something together in MSPaint.

I got other people to draw mine.

>>3350255
I accept my new life as an adorable Bun
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>>3350337
>Constantly struggle with feelings of non-reality as is

At least that way I'd be physically ideal.
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>>3350127
>>3350091
Second

Give traveon the ole weaver hump-bump please
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I dreamt that Weaver had Alec tied up and was shaving him like Freaky Fred from Courage, and then I woke up and the front of my pants were all sticky.
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>>3350356
>At least that way I'd be physically ideal.
Nah, Weaver said most people were given a random species AND gender
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>>3350299
I have to thank you and your consistent autism for inadvertently introducing me to Poppy, because I shotgunned that comic in an afternoon and really enjoyed it.
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>>3350364
>then I woke up and the front of my pants were all sticky
with blood.
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>>3350364
I love dreams
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>>3350379
Silly, anon, I'm not in london.
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>>3350313
Come anon, Friend or traitor, come.
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>>3350348
.... go on....
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>>3350386
it's not the right time of the month for those jokes. period.
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>>3350322
Aw I never thought he was being shitty, Anon. But I most definitely did not understand what it was like to feel that way, though
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>>3350400
It's a delicious topic though.
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>>3350385
Wasn't there a poll about this, and most people wanted to make their own way, independently?
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>>3350346
Not the city itself.. more like... a bunny version of DOOM..

>At work
>Come back to company from contstruction site
>Hear people yelling
>Turn around
>hundreds of bunnies swarming out of the bushes
>tying people up and dragging them back
>Grab that nail pistol from my truck
>Shoot a few
>Something i can only explain as a Baron of hell having a freak child with a bunny smashes me across the street
>Last thing i see before i woke up was judy smiling down at me
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>>3350364
>weaverlope grabbing an intricately bound alec and snuffling up his butt
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>>3350428
that was the day1 version.. that continues for some reason.. for about a week now..

>You know your head is fucked if you dream about setting up a resistance with a tiger as your right hand and the real judy tied up in the basement
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>>3350451
>real judy tied up in the basement
please, go on...
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>>3350428
Did they kill everyone, or just assimilate them into more bunnies?
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>>3350027
Related note, what's your sexual orientation? I assume straight?
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>>3350457
wha.. no, not like that...
More like
>"The one invading things isnt me i swear"
>"Lock her the fuck up till i figure things out"
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>>3350410
Personally I liked the idea of a big /trash/ dormitory. I feel pretty fucking comfy with you guys, and if everyone here actually WAS a cute adorable animal and we could all go out and explore the city together and hit up the shops and cafes and shit, I think I'd be set. Plus not having to worry about money would be nice. Really emphasize that paradise city feeling.

More than that, though, the other options really removed that link to our old lives. If I went out into the city alone, with no anchor or tether to the world that came before, I might lose it. Even if the new world was better, having to forget over 20 years of my fucking life, as if it never happened, would put a lot of strain on me.
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>>3350451
>resistance with a tiger as your right hand man

Random tiger, or one of Gazelle's backup dancers?
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>>3350471
Weaver is straight as an arrow.
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>>3350465
They fug :^)))))))))))))))))))


>ynw experience the horror and ecstasy of a bunny rapeswarm
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I want Finnick to cum into my mouth.
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>>3350465
They just dragged them into the bushes..
Dont fucking know what happened... was too distracted by that fucking Truck sized bunny knocking me off my feet
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>>3350447
>a tied up Alec being passed around for use by all the other contentfags before having an intensely comfy aftercare snugglepile
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>>3350167
Does my family get to come too? Do I keep my PC and possessions?

I don't mind at all. Make sure I'm a bat.

Someone name a game on Steam.
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>>3350385

>Inb4 it's the the beginning of another toe curling quest where shit goes wrong in the worst possible way and you fail to reclaim your human soul
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>>3350480
Dunno.. called him constantine
had a thick scottish accent tho
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>>3350487
arrows tend to bend when they're shoot
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>>3350512
>having dreams about fighting off the bunny apocalypse in Zootopia with a tiger that sounds like Sean Connery

I envy you so much anon.
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>>3350514
So, to make weaver gay...we need to SHOOT HIM.
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>>3350514
I imagine a lot of people would bend if they got shot
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>>3350503
>Does my family get to come too?
No.
>Do I keep my PC and possessions?
No.
>I don't mind at all. Make sure I'm a bat.
No. Random species and gender.
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>>3350535
do you want me to type it out?
day by day?
if so.. gimme about an hour
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I found this one too fast, but crazy awesome. Looking for a slow, somber version. Kinda like a version that would play for Nick and Judy's first love scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfAuQ0mS7n8
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>>3350540
Unless you have an established character that you've drawn*

At least, that's what I remember the exception being.
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>>3350292
Physically AND sexually?
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>>3350559
I hate that song
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Once I had a dream that I disabled a necromorph and wore it like underwear
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNY3TBMILgI
Wild Times Target bluray extra
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>>3350568
Was there a reason to do that in the dream?
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>>3350560
So get drawin'
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>>3350559
>slow and somber
>first love scene

I do not like sad love, anon. At least not from the get go.

First love scene should be happy, and THEN the shit hits the fan.

Kind of like Bunanon realizing her love for Red and then getting packraped by nazi wolves.
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>>3350583
No...
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>>3350593
Gotta love random dream stuff like that
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>>3350585
I'm beaver, I'm already locked in.

Which kind of sucks because I can only imagine the physical limitations of their short legs and wide tail.

Can you imagine waddling around with a pancake tail? That's just asking to have it stepped on by an elephant.
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>>3350493
we all do
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>>3350590
It isn't sad. It's just slow, sensual. Like Nick's taking it really, really careful with Judy and she's letting him while trying to deal with how nervous she's feeling. Something like that.

Something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw7EnYYmNfA
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>>3350622
The people with shit taste dont.
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>>3350493
>>3350622
he's perfect
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>>3350639
What if I just want to cum in Finnick's mouth?
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>>3350337
It doesn't take going to Zootopia to doubt the existence of reality. The simulation hypothesis is here for that! The concrete facts of reality can be really depressing if you look into them enough, especially in Astronomy. The universe is running down.

A new world where anything can happen, some awful instant disaster is unlikely, with most if not all the comforts of home (Starbucks, Apple, and Google carried over as Antebucks, Carrot, and Zoogle) and a society both recognizable and in some cases improved would arguably be one of the best things to ever happen to the human race as a whole.

Post your email or Steam account name and I'll gift you something.

>>3350540

>No.

Aww. I wouldn't break my parents' hearts by disappearing with no explanation.

>No.

I JUST GOT SOMETHING FOR THAT DAMN IT.

>Random species and gender unless drawn.

Brb, paying someone to draw me as a bat with a backpack of holding for all the stuff I want to bring with me.
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>>3350651
he'll bite your dick off
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>>3350651
If you wont even consider letting him cum into your mouth under any circumstances then you have shit taste.
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Are there any anatomy tweaks I should do before putting clothes on these two?
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>>3350647
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>>3350685
Give them huge dick bulges.
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>>3350699
well, I would if their crotches were visible
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>>3350685
Wow, this is actually really good. Are you a known artist?
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>>3350685
leave them nude (?)
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>>3350685
>putting clothes on them
¿por qué, anón?
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>>3350685
More paw focused
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>>3350685
Looks good to me.

I love how the cigarette is so big for Finnick, it's adorable.
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>>3350685
I'm not an artist, but nothing looks wrong to me.
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>>3350721
>>3350727
I could always paint a nude version I guess

>>3350729

how could it be more paw focused
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>>3350685
I think, and think is the key word here I'm not certain, that Nick has a slightly longer torso.
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>>3350696
>Has a bat.
>Gangster.
>First thought when someone banged on the back of his van was "I'm going to fuck someone up."
>Out of necessity, but still.

How can you get him to agree to cuddling?
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>>3350754
Money and booze.
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>>3350743
you are right I think. Also, I think I need to scale them up slightly altogether. I may have drawn them a bit small compared to his van.

>>3350738
Yeah me too
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>>3350478
Dorms are all fun and games until you realize that the ratio of people who can keep a place unfucked and clean and the ones that can't is wildly out of whack.
I know this both as a uni student and a janitor/groundskeeper.
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>>3350763
Nick has a weird, werid set of proportions. I can't draw him at all.

But I actually think the Van is pretty spot on, personally. Still, not like it can't be changed. That's what the magic of digital art is for
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>>3350715
I've only posted pics to these threads a couple times before, so not really.
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>>3349481
YES, this is very true
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>>3350803
Well you should post your shit to e621 or something like that. Its good.
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>>3349885
martin is not for dicking

also fuck you guys i'm supposed to be working right now
just meant to check this thread about because friend was telling fun antelope artist stories
this was not supposed to happen
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>>3350773
>Dorms are all fun and games until you realize that the ratio of people who can keep a place unfucked and clean and the ones that can't is wildly out of whack.
I can only hope to be roomed with someone agreeable then.
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>>3350822
All mustelids are for dicking
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLe09qoyPP8&feature=youtu.be

Requesting Gideon saying he's hopped up on mountain dew
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>>3350822
TOO LATE NOW, make sure to sign it, as lord Byron commands
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mornin! Here's another piece I did last night
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>>3350822
The salient question is, then, what IS martin for?
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Once upon a time, a softhearted, scruffy ungulate fell in love with a charentais melon. They dated for many nights in secret, and their love blossomed. However, their parents forbade their love, and so the melon came to her bovidae lover in hopes of running away.

Her dreams were crushed when he refused, however, saying that it was a preposterous idea and that an antelope can't elope cantaloupe.
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>>3350740
Ignore mead.
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>>3350858
Fucking adorable
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>>3350811
Bound Bun Best
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>>3350872
haha, god damnit
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>>3350858
Who are the other mystery paws?
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>>3350872
weaver pls
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>>3350858
Are they at the burrows or has Judy mastered the shadow clone technique?
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>>3350858
I love it.

The way you do text is just so appealing. It's great.
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>>3350872
booooo, I heard that one already
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>>3350894
>>3350896
all bunnies and Judy's family
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>>3350872
You'd be set if you fell in love with an insect. Although it would be weird for an antelope to ant elope.
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>>3350872
NO

STOP
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>>3350872
You should've said "An antelope can't elope, cantaloupe."
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>>3350872
So, what you're saying is that you fucked a melon, Weaver?
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>>3347757
>>3347790 is correct, also, if you want to watch it with your mum, and you truly are one of us, take something to lower blood pressure so you don't get an awkward boner when Gazelle starts her dirty dancing

Yes this is the third time I've posted this gif, but FUCK did they make it hot.

>>3348393
She's wearing red, Anon. You know that means, right?
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>>3349810
I NEED MORE PICTURES

MORE PICTURES OF TACTICAL JUDY
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>>3350842
>>3350859
Martin has a long neck, so i guess it's for necking
wait hold on

>>3350851
oh crap does it have to have a name
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>>3350872
tfw I spoiled it by googling "charentais melon"
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>Breaking News: Zootopia's first rabbit police officer found dead
>Sources inside the ZPD say that the perpetrators were a violent Predator rights group
>Concern for the wellbeing of Officer Judith Hopps has been growing for the past several days, where she failed to arrive for work
>Initial reports say that Officer Hopps had been severely sexually abused during her ordeal, which is thought to have lasted for over three days
>Join us tonight at 11 when we have an hour long, in depth report chronicling Officer Hopps final hours
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>>3349810
>JHP
>not BUN
>not HOP
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>>3350947
>oh crap does it have to have a name
yup, them's the rules
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>>3350947
Imagine the deepthroating potential with that long, tight neck.
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>>3350921
>So, what you're saying is that you fucked a melon, Weaver?
yes
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>>3350872
The story takes a dark turn when her grief made her take his life in the early morning, thus becoming a dusk muskmelon felon
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>>3348835
>>3348841
>>3348844
Oh god his third comic
Do you think it's linked with the previous ones?
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>>3350958
JHP?
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>>3351002
I typed an incredible amount of wrong.
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>>3350957
Hmm, why kill her?

Isn't it more fun to totally corrupt her, to turn her into everything she denies, to take her hopes and desires and twist her into your perfect thrall?
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>>3351010
It just made me think that Judy's nickname should be Judy "Hollow-Point" Hopps
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Because they're a pred pride group and wanted to show that prey are weak? I guess?
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>>3351048
>Neo-Nazi Wolf group
>The antithesis to the Iluminati Sheep
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>>3350958
>JLH
>Judith Laverne Hopps
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>>3350292
>Judy is chasing after Weaselton
>But this time he gets the drop on her
>Manages to trap her in the donut instead
>She's stuck, trying to kick but can't see where Weaselton is so he can avoid her easily
>He starts stripping the lower half of her uniform
>She's trying to bargain with him
>He starts spreading her legs
>She whimpers as something hot touches between her thighs
>Rapes her in the middle of Little Rodentia, all the smaller mammals getting a front-row seat
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>>3351103
>Laverne

Haha, what a nerd.
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Imagine mouse police with tranquilizer tanks instead of tranq guns.
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>>3351123
>Gif file

Haha, what a scrub. Pic not related
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>>3350961
Since I went with a martin native to Thailand I did a random Thai name generator
I guess I'm "Kamon" now
Hi!
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the smuggest bun
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>>3351201
UGH
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>>3351200
Now add a dick.
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>>3351200
Wait is Kamon the name of your character or your artist name now?
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>>3351110
Release the pellet poops
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>Offer to gift a Steam game.
>Poster doesn't respond.

First person to post an email gets a game.
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>>3351244
Like a shotgun blast the the weasel balls
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>>3351222
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>>3351247
what game?
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>>3351260
It's a secret. It's $30.
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>>3351247
>baiting people to post their Steam email on 4chan
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>>3351263
I feel a great ruse in the force.
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>>3351263
Can I have $30 instead?
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>>3351228
too much fluff to see the genitals

>>3351239
i uh both i guess
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>>3351263
Is it SuperHot?
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>>3351110
>tfw don't like cruel rape
>tfw DO like stuck girls and slow escalation of events like undressing that get the girl gradually more worried
I'm conflicted
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>>3347106
>I wasn't awake to hop on Clunky's emotional dick
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>>3351272
Then describe a better way to gift people games and I'll do that. My VR headset arrived today and I'm in a good mood.

>>3351273
Make a fake email or name a better method. I tried to buy a Humble Bundle key and got an error 500. Nothing to lose.
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>>3351281
There's never enough fluff if you draw the dick big enough.
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>>3351249
>ruining a decent comic with good art with scat shit.
I want all degenerates to go.
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>>3351249
Pop poop pop watch the rabbit fucker drop
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>>3351288
Would you prefer it if she starts to enjoy it and when he's done she keeps going back for more?
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>>3351263
can I just get a copy of Zootopia instead
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>>3351247
Sorry anon, I was cleaning up cat shit
But I have a bad history with taking steam gifts anyway so it's best that someone else gets it anyway
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>>3351292
It's funny
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>>3350647
WAIT.
Ho the fuck does he reach the gas pedals?
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>>3351310
His dick.
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>>3348208
it's so bad it's good
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>>3351298
Share that hot dog
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>>3351360
Shit, I didn't save Goat platonically licking micro hotdogweaver

Someone help a brother out.
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>>3351298
I would unironically suck Weaverlope's dick.
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>>3351200
God dammit, I keep seeing this and it's pissing me off.
Martin is a person's name
Marten is a mustelid animal.
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>>3351432
>4th panel
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>>3351455
You're absolutely right, sorry about that. Sleepiness is begetting typos
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so if all the animals are sapient, how do the predators get their meat?
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>>3351423
I would ironically suck Weaver's dick
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>>3351479
Only the mammals are sapient (so far)
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>>3351479
Prey outnumber predators 10 to 1. Whenever a prey animal dies instead of burying them in a casket their corpses are donated to feed the predators.
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>>3351479
Usually with dinner and a movie, most of the time they have to wait until the second date for a taste of sausage.
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>>3351423
Have we ever even see Weaverlope nude?
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You guys know all those anti bernie comics we made the other night?

Well Bern just updated all the work he has ever done in a stupid attempt to be like WELL IT MY UNIVERSE GO FUCK U R SHELF.
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>>3351503
all the time.

I don't think he even owns pants, he just goes around in a wool vest and that's it.
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>>3351432
that fucking ass
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>>3351504
top fucking gek
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>>3351479
Well, the easy answer is they eat bugs. Bugburga and all that, but that always rubbed me the wrong way.
I don't think there is a easy way to mass produce insects for food with Classical and Earlier technology, so it seems unlikely that it would only be bugs.

But there's not really any evidence of ALL animals being sapient, so fish and fowl are probably fair game. Which is nice, and leave the ecosystem a bit less... Sterile.
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>>3351443
is there more of this?
isn't this comic originally on russian or something like that?
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>>3351537
See >>3351162 and >>3351177
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>>3351298
I understand. Although you are giving up the chance to see your literal dream unfold.

Here is the link to a fun game where you try to send humanity to Zootopia.

https://www.humblebundle.com/s?gift=ZsT2CedS42X83uvK.
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>>3351519
2nd damn
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>>3351537
paper---man.deviantart.com
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>>3348024
the gayest
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>>3351479
I'm more curious how they get milk for ice cream and cheese.
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>>3351566
bunnies are dumb
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>>3351581
DELET THIS
REEEEEEEEE
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>>3351566
thanks anon
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>>3351581
You're dumb.
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>>3351604
dumb bunny
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>>3351596
Bunnies deserve to be gassed and their birthing rate severely controlled.
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>>3350872
>tfw joke ruined from the beginning because you are French
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>>3351580
There are such things as almond milk and non dairy icecream
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>"you know you love me"
>"do I know that? Yes, yes I do."
So... is WildeHopps canon?
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>>3351660
They're just friends, Anon.
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>>3351660
yes
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>>3351611
Dumb...

Whatever you are.

What are you, so I can insult you based on stereotypes?
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>>3351674
I've literally never had a "just friend" tell me they love me in my life.
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>>3351660
P L A T O N I C
L
A
T
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N
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>>3351504
I dunno, now I just feel kind of bad.

Like, I hate Becca, don't get me wrong. But if they're getting enough shit that they feel they have to put up these defensive claimers then I'd rather just leave and let them have their fun, I guess.
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>>3351684
You have then literally never had a friend.
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>>3351683
Obviously he's a hoofer
They're the worst
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I hope all of you have already bought their official Zootopia merchandise T-shirts
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>>3351683
I am the Beginning... the End... the One who is Many.

I am Anon.
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>>3351684
I love you
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>>3351556
Oh, hey. I already own SOMA and I loved it, so it all works out. I hope someone else grabs it and enjoys it like I did.
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>>3351712
that's pretty gay, man.
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>>3351684
I love you, anon
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>>3348835
>>3348841
>>3348844

Translator anon here. I'm a bit pressed for time right now, but if you post it in the inevitable next thread I should be able to get to it
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>>3351696
shut up stinktube
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>>3351712
>>3351720
t..thanks... y...you too
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>>3351714
>Played SOMA.
>Loved it.

Have a consolation prize.

Https://www.humblebundle.com/?gift=35u6SSMYPUAMCsyw .
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>>3351706
Borg Queen go home, you're drunk.
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>>3351691
HYPE
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>>3351706
stop it, you're spooking me
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>Solamente amigos
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>>3351691
wow.. this is awesome
care to pass the source anon?
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comicanon here! Its a great way to start a morning seeing that the threads are back and working!

Does anyone know why 4chan doesn't seem to work or update late at night?

I've finished up the readthrough of chapters 2 and 3 of Zootopian British-American Indie Musician Story Thing! I recommend setting the mood first with this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0
Full text of the fic here:
http://pastebin.com/qP5hKP0t
Soundcloud with commentary here:
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/zootopian-british-american-indie-musician-story-thing-chapters-2-and-3
I know the author was excited for this, so I do hope he sees this post! Apologies for not getting it out late at night, the 4chan issues were a real bummer!

As well, if you didn't see, I started the audiobook reading of Reichstagbrand, Chapter 1!
Full text here:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7045009/chapters/16023343
Soundcloud link here:
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/reichstagsbrand-chapter-1

It makes me sad that my nights aren't spent with you all, but that just means I need to work during the day more to share more content with you all.

How are all of you wonderful people this magical day?
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>>3351517
Yeah, sure. But I mean... have we ever seen his... you know...

wee-wee.
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>>3351806
I'm great, comicanon.

I've been reading Reichstagbrand myself and I'm glad to hear you've been giving it a read too.
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>>3351776
What if I told you there's a skeleton inside you.
Right.
Now.
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>>3351828
Silly anon, genitals don't exist in Zootopia.

Didn't you see the nudist scene?
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>>3351806
I'd imagine they target low-traffic times for maintenance or something.
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>>3351806
Tell us how you lost your virginity.
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>>3351806
I'm fantastic! My Rift arrived today.

If you don't already have it, a free copy of SOMA is a few posts up.
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>>3351660
Zootopia 2 has already been confirmed to have their wedding so yeah I'd say it's canon.
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>>3351872
Gonna need a sauce on that, hotshot.
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>>3351872
Why must you bring these lies into my home?
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>>3351884
>>3351885
>being this out of the loop
>not knowing about the summer 2018 sequel
plebs
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>>3351828
No but I absolutely want to
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>>3351836
I really like it too! The author had requested not a critique, but just a reading, so for the next chapter and perhaps the other story they had written I want to figure out how to make it sound like a real audiobook or a radio drama. I think that would be fun!

>>3351854
Ah, but thats so sad for when certain people are awake those hours...

>>3351864
The strawpoll chose to hear about my Zootopia dream instead! Its a way better story than that, I promise you.

>>3351865
Yay! I really liked SOMA!

I hope come October you find our game and play it, too!

I have to head to work lickety-split, and today will be a very busy day for me, but I do want to get more stuff done for you all!

Thanks so much for being such amazing people and making such comfy threads!
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>>3347087
I just noticed that the bunny second from the right has two left hands
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>>3351894
Your ruse-fu is weak
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>>3351872
>>3351894
Please god let this be true
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>>3351894
>Not knowing of the tv show.
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>>3351941
>horribly drawn traditional animation
anon don't even joke like that
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>>3351941
>It's over laden with whip crack sound effects every time they move.
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>reading fanfic
>sex starts
>"OK, Baby! Ugh, need you, need your cunt!"

>"Dirty boy!"

>"Take my cock! Gotta fuck!" He pumped into her so fast, he kept thinking he was going to come.

>"My sexy fox! God, Nick, GOD, NICK!"

>"My mate, my sweet hot bunny! BABY!"

>"Please, Nick, more, keep going!"

>"Wanna fuck you all day and night!"

>"Yes, Nick, oh, Nick, I love you so much!"

>"LOVE YOU!"

>"COMING AGAIN! God, how you do this to me?"
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>>3351957
Wish it was a joke,anon.
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>>3351963
>every like Nick makes is either a pun or a one-liner
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>>3351914
I've managed to push my way through the first hour of your critique, CA, and I gotta say my google docs notes are getting kinda funny but that might be the sleep deprivation

>fucking "surprised" again, get your head in the game; synonyms
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>>3351914
You're a cool guy vrbune, hope work goes well for you as my new job is for me.

I got to read a zootopia book to little kids today at my library. I'm doing byrons work.
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>>3351969
Man that one was so fucking bizarre. Didn't they even have a decent bit of porn before that one? It was just so jarring and bad
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>>3351969
is this supposed to be hot, funny, or cringe?
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>>3351969
The worst part is that maybe it could have been done well.
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I don't like weaver's stuff.
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I don't like weaver
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>>3352038
REEEEEEE-

wait

I mean

You're free to hold that opinion, as long as you don't make a fuss of it.
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>This movie made some guys dad a shipper

What hope is there for the next generation?
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I don't like
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>>3351979
I'm so glad its helpful for you! Many people have said they enjoyed your story immensely, and it was such a learning experience reading it!

"Surprised" is definitely one of those words that is difficult not to overuse. For me, my word is 'smile'. Everyone's smiling with incredulity, unable to quell their smiles, panting with a smile on their face-- grin, smirk, and the rest just have different connotations!

English needs an update.

>>3351980
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WONDERFUL JOB!

Do you have any tips on how to read aloud? I always spend three times the time a recording takes just going back and deleting my stumbles and stutters!
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>>3351904
The real question is whether he's got a massive ram-rammer or a teeny-weenie ermine peeny.
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>>3352048
I mean don't get me wrong I'm sure he's an okay guy or whatever, but does he ever try anything other than that (imho horrible) minimalist style he seems to be so well known for?
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>>3352047
yeah fuck that guy
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Had my first zootopia dream sorta.

I walked into some random street where in my dream my house was. The street was damaged by a flood and as I look too a neighbours house I see some weird white goo come from the front door. The neighbour comes out off the house yelling.
"What you dun to mah cocaïne." The bastard then shoots me in the side.
Me and someone else I don't know jump in a car and race off as the crazy neighbour follows us while shooting at us.
I blink and I am in zootopia and our comic duo are after me. As I look to some object that I am holding under my arm I see a big block off cocain.
So I am now running from Nick and Judy with a block cocain in my possession while bleeding from my side.

I don't know what I had before I went to bed but I think I have to no longer eat that.
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>>3352038
>>3352047
>>3352069
LET'S SEE YOU FAGGOTS DO BETTER I MEAN CHRIST IT'S LIKE YOU HATE CONTENT OR SOMETHING KILL YOURSELVES
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>>3352065
Hmm, practice I guess? Children's books are a little different since they're so simple, but I like to practice with tongue twisters like "irish wristwatch" just to work on orating strange shifts in language, even ones like "toy boat" are surprisingly tough to get down.
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I want to cuddle Weaver's fursona.
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>>3352091
>le you can't criticize anything unless you can make something better maymay
Fuck off, retard
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>>3352091
>man this food tastes like shit
>REEEEEEEE LET'S SEE YOU DO BETTER

I like Weaver, and I like Weaver's work, but going Officer Content on them for having a contrary opinion is kinda shit.
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>>3352106
>>3352067
>>3351904
>>3351828
guys
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I want to fight weaver irl
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>>3352106
Cuddle Weaver
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Reminder that Weaver will eventually abandon you for the next flavor-of-the-month furfag bait just like he did to us ponyfags.
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>>3352117
I want Weaver to tie my up and use me like a fucktoy.
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>>3352117
weaver show us your balls
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>>3352106
I want to mud wrestling with weaver while we're only wearing speedos.
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>>3352078
If it means anything, I think you're a wonderful storyteller and very talented!

>>3352097
It really does motivate me to hear that practice is the key! I'll read all the fics here then!

I really do have to go, so goodbye for now, wonderful and magical /ztp/ threads! I wish you all happiness, free, and may no one leave unsatisfied!

Except maybe the person who wants to hear about how I lost my virginity.
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/wvg/ weaver general is a go
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CEASE
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>>3352135
that was me u bastid
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>>3352137
The fuck is this?
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Post the oldest zootopia image you have
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>>3352125
He drew ponies for literally years. At what point is someone free to move on without getting you whining about it?
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>>3352065
I'm sure you mean basic mistakes with stumbling over a word and stuff but I'll be honest every time I get you to stop short or stumble or just plain lose your train of thought in your reading I count it as a small victory

Maybe I'll try to get a request for something along those lines but that can wait until I've gotten some sleep, keep doing your thing; you're driving a lot of cool community interaction and we all appreciate it
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>>3352067
Going by species, it should be a long thin pencil dick that blows it's load immediately.

Ermines might be small in stature but they're proportionally more well endowed than hoofers.

They also last a lot longer.
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