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>>31645026

Dont know
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Repost:

You squirrel lover cummed in you, what do?

Btw i'm not Rob, just the requester!
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>>31645446
How is hybrid baaby formed?
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Okay, now picture this, two gigantic horsecocks going through Nick anus and mouth, this fine fox is crying, due to the huge cocks he cant even breath, his mind is racing at 100mph’s, he doesn’t know what to do, he then feels the hot liquid being shot at amazing force inside his mouth and anus, he swallows, the thick sperm tastes bitter, his anus is so overfilled that his poop will come out white, he is left in the ground of the alleyway crying and with his mind broken, he then looks at the sky and asks why, why him, sudden realization overcomes him, he was born to be like this, a cumslut who has to swallow it all.
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>>31645608
what, do they touch tips in nick's stomach? what about his or- oh yeah, he's a fox
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>>31645608
It costed you 0$ not to post this and you did anyway
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Gonna just, uhh, hide that post there.
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>>31645608
i will draw this, or at least attempt to, and then not post it
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I read the word "poop" and my brain restarted. What were we talking about again? Oh yes.
The myth wether or not Finnick is cute.

My problem with that is, that deep manly voice that negates any cute physical properties he may have.
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>The new strain of the Night Howlers, called Day Howlers, spread fast in Zootopia’s police district, causing a silent but unrelenting collapse of the entire police force in a matter of days.
>This strain differed slightly from the one that was popularized by agent Hopps’s story: Instead of reverting the animal that consumed it to a feral state, the Day Howler inverted the personality of the user, an effect that combined with its potent aphrodisiac and addictive effects was capable of turning a normal, upstanding citizen of Zootopia into a sex-crazed maniac in a matter of minutes.

>It all started with Benjamin Clawhauser accidentally eating a sample destined for research along with a donut.
>The meek and cheerful Cheetah became dominant and aggressive, quickly starting to obsess over obtaining more of the Day Howlers.
>He knew he had to strike in the high spheres if he wanted a chance at that.

>Chief Bogo was next: Once authoritative and stern, he was turned into a submissive slave ready to receive any kind humiliation from his ex-subordinate and anyone that passed by.
>His fall to the potent drug allowed Clawhauser to target anyone in the district and made him the de facto leader of the police force.

>The third victim, Nick Wilde, was quickly turned from a cunning and intelligent ex-con artist to the most gullible and dim-witted member of the force, and Clawhauser was delighted to fatten him up under the suggestion that a cop should be big and imposing.

>Once Clawhauser found that officer Wilde had still contacts with the underground criminal world of Zootopia, he ordered him to hook one of his dealer friends on the stuff and to arrest him so they could cultivate, produce, and horde the day howlers in bigger quantities.
>The fox known as Finnick thus transformed from an aggressive street thug into a kind, gentle soul that would do anything, no matter how strange or humiliating.

>Clawhauser now had all the Day Howlers he wanted, but it wasn’t enough.
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>Clawhauser needed more Day Howlers, but there was just so much he could grow into his makeshift greenhouse.
>He had to expand his income, go to the source, to Bunnyburrow.
>He brought two of his goons, the now fat, gullible and dumb Nick Wilde and the polar bear Friedkin, who wasn’t yet hooked up on day howlers but was still in Clawhauser hands due to old fashioned cop corruption and blackmail.
>Once spotting the candidate to create a little private field of Day Howlers, Clawhauser sent agent Wilde and Friedkin to “give” the farmer Stu Hopps a little sample of the stuff.
>Since Benjamin’s love for sweets hadn’t yet died under the influence of the drug, a local baker, Gideon Grey, was also brought with Stu Hopps to participate in the “recruitment”

>After a few minutes of struggling and a few hours of wait, Clawhauser went to check if everything was going fine, since his two goons were taking too long.

>Predictably, he found the day howlers were administered to the locals, and a little impromptu party was taking place in the barn.

>The timid and worrysome Stu Hopps now fiercely pounded and topped the two predators Benjamin sent with him without a hint of fear, confident and reckless in his drug-fueled bravado.

>Later, Clawhauser would learn from Stu that Gideon Grey had started behaving exactly like he did in his childhood after consuming the Day Howlers. Once a gentle and kind soul now a total bully who enjoyed pushing around others and imposing himself on people.

>As a side note, in the revels major Friedkin became also addicted to Day Howlers, becoming much more pliable to the control of the new de facto chief of police that didn’t even need money anymore to have the bear do his bidding.

>The Day Howler plague continued to spread through Zootopia.
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>>31645953
>>31645966
Reversed pics, but fuck it
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Patootie Vix-sune
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>>31646450
Nice
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>>31645446
I'm so glad we have more sqrl nuts
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>>31647378
There's not enough Jude and Nicole
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>>31647973
Maybe Judy's gay and that's why she didn't kiss Nick at the end of the story.

>Tfw the actors who played the main characters expressed what they feel their relationship is like and Bateman said he wants to see children, while the other said that they have a great "platonic relationship"
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>>31648070
What does that have to do with anything? I just want to see more genderbent stuff
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>>31648177
What does it have to do with anything? I think it has to do with everything.
With our current social climate, if a sequel were to appear, they'd keep the two as friends instead of changing it to something more romantic. It's because people nowadays think that friends of opposite genders are more important to have than another romance in stories, like it's more valuable to have two opposite gender friends as main characters, and I feel this sentiment diminishes what could possibly come about from their relationship.

And that might be because of how stupidly romanticized relationships are in media.

Stories rarely explore established love, they want to establish a romance and then end it there, and it's sometimes done without giving the audience any reason to feel invested in said romance.

Judy and Nick have real chemistry, the kind that could end in a romance that's both engaging and believable, but nowadays, people have noticed the cliches in romantic story-telling and think that by avoiding it altogether (instead of, you know, writing better relationships between characters), they're being smart about the way they structure their characters. Or maybe they just want brownie points for having a male and female friendship.

Point is, I was just making a joke about how the actress tried to keep these animal people inside the friend zone
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>>31648559
Jesus.
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>>31648559
I repeat, what does any of that have to do with a desire to see more genderbent Nick and Judy
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>>31646450
Thats cute and I want more like this.
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>>31648574
Yeah, just hide my post. I'm just really bored and I like to ramble about shit that doesn't matter

>>31648691
Nothing. I'm just bored
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Still plenty of space left, give suggestions for artists of what you want to see, lets fill this up

172.90.229.74

Download Drawpile, join this room, make a layer, create the art
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>>31648561
This is a good image set but Nick looks so horribly proportioned as to look like he was traced from some meme image
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>>31648771
Nice helmet, allows the Canine officer to hear nothing but the ocean
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Ok fucking everything take note, >>31645446 is the kind of gonzo ass sex positioning that the world needs in it's zootopia r34 right now.

Like fuck cancer, forget about covid, who even cares about statues, world peace was never gonna happen anyway and this is what's actually important.

10/10
Robert you're a fucking lunatic and I love you for that.
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>>31648070
So if we were to keep it meta, Judy would stay as “just friends” while Nick goes and finds another bunny to marry and have kids with.
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>>31648561
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>>31648549
We need a green of this!
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>>31649450
Just Friends
>It was all secret, The way that we feel
>Our love was so pure
>Our love was so real
>You showed me your world, and it felt like a sign
>But you acted too slow
>And you ran out of Tiiii~iii~~iiime
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>>31648795
Indeed, the hand looks like it would break if he picked up a pencil.
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It's Thursday in a few hours
>>31648932
IT'S PROHIBITED
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>>31649972
Question: If Nick was under the influence of the berries and got muzzled, you think he'd be aware of it or would just react aggressively like every other mammal muzzled while feral?
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>>31650082
night howler pellets I mean, sorry mind was on the switcheroo
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>>31649722
>And now we'll be!
>Just friends
>We will be!
>Just friends
>And now we'll be!
>Just friends
>Be Just friends
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>Full Metal Carrots
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juuuuust a little bit belated entry for the Firedepartment TT, I wish I could've made it sooner. Anyway! Have nice dreams /ztg/!
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>>31651343
Red foxes arent allowed, they mesh with the fire and get lost
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>>31650082
There were some fics that said he would whine and try to remove it at all costs, hurting himself
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>>31651644
Okay Pop-pop, we know, foxes are made by the devil, have you taken your medications today?
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>>31649972
This is max comfy
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>>31651841
Happy you like it
May you have a good night /ztg/
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>>31645683
Thank you.
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>>31645953
>>31645966
I'm surprised someone could put so much effort into such shit art.
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>>31648800
>Nice helmet, allows the Canine officer to hear nothing but the ocean
"Quick, back to the cruiser, I can hear the perps down by the beach..."
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>>31651343
I wonder what career Nick would have gone for had that night with the Ranger Scouts not happened and they were all actually friends.
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>>31653727
Park Ranger maybe
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>>31645446
Damn Rob, this is good.
>>31651343
Can I hope for a Terry x Terri lewd one day too Rob?
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>>31654064
hell yeah, park rangers are great
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>>31653727
>>31654064
>Nick never experienced the life lessons learned at that Ranger Scouts meeting
>As a result he becomes happy go lucky Park Ranger
>His news comes from the paper
>He read one day about the ZPDs first Bunny cop
>He read not long after about her resigning less than a week in
>Then he read about savage predator attacks and before he knew it he was being laid off from his job
>Apparently having a Predator doing rounds of the local parks made the Prey animals uncomfortable and they couldn't afford to scare away an already dwindling customer base.
>It was then Nick started to learn the lessons denied to him as a kit
>then he felt a splat against his neck
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>>31651343
nice!

>>31645446
and super lewd
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>>31644897

The Cheat, give that man some soup.
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>>31654475
homestar reference?

>>31645608
i can't seem to be able to draw this without dislocating nicks jaw... so yeah
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>>31654279
He'd probably get splatted before he lost his job, not after.
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>>31654736

Oh no,
I can make this worse.

>No Adoption AU but Nick & Judy still developed the same big bro lil sis dynamic
>They knew each other from several years of summercamp because rangerscouts assisted camp staff.
>Enter the Savage Summer
>Judy somehow manages to end their shit without anyway because of how she looked up to Nick and what he taught her.
>Where the fuck is Nick though?
>Several months pass and no sign of him.
>Eventually while being questioned, someone in the sheep militia Doug, Bellwether, someone had the brilliant idea of nighthowling a predator on one of the camps / parks around the meadowlands.
>...Oh. Oh god, No is all she thinks when she finally hears that through the grapevine.
>Enter another several months of her calling in favors and personally leading another missing mammal search.
>Nothing. An occassional sighting here, a report of an attack there, nothing.
>A year passes.
>She finally gives up.
>And that's exactly the moment when Clawhauser calls her up on the radio in a panic.
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>>31655303
I've actually considered an Adoption AU story where they become cops together but Nick gets darted because he's too much of a good example and Judy has to solve the rest of the case alone with no one helping her except what she images Nick might say in any given situation.
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>>31655504
>Adoption AU
Please elaborate more.
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>>31655504
>Nick gets darted because he's too much of a good example
Probably by Bogo then in this alternate timeline
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>>31655643
Basically it's just how the savage crisis might go down in Adoption AU when Nick and Judy joined the police force together. Bellwether would actually offer Judy the cure for Nick if she works with her so she agrees, but works against Bellwether in secret to bring her down. I haven't put a lot of work into it just some basic ideas.

>>31655742
I mean like, because he's a predator who's a fine, upstanding citizen so Bellwether targets him.
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>>31655303
Continuing:

>Her partner had to drive the whole way up to the meadowlands district because she wouldn't get off the radio. Or the Cellphone. At the same time.
>It was a hit and run with a witness that called it in.
>The question of "what the hell was a Fox doing naked and crossing a road on all fours" became "how the hell did he survive like this for so long?" on everyone else's mind but hers.
>All she needed to know if he was gonna be ok but noone she asked could even figure out where to start.
>The several fractured bones and internal injuries or the... You know?
>Because noone in this backwater hospital can make heads or tails of how to even care for him or what to treat first.
>They don't want to, either and they're trying to keep everything under wraps.
>So she tries to tell herself not to get the press involved, ZPD will handle it and the staff will eventually pull their heads out of their asses.
>She tries to tell herself not to go on the warpath... Then she gets the call one night that he's developing an infection and it looks like he won't make it, after all.
>In the morning, they don't even know what hit them.
>News reporters everywhere, police officers questioning everyone, doctors & physicians from zootopia's main hospital are tearing Nick's caretakers apart and a medivac chopper is landing in the parking lot.

>Weeks later, and noone really expected it, but it turns out the old cure / treatment managed to work on someone that spent this long as a savage.
>He's got trouble forming words, but can understand. Chalked up to untreated (minor) concussion and having spent a year without speaking.
>A few months later, and he's on track to a full (physical) recovery. Give or a take a slight limp.

>Two years after he went missing, and he's started over.
>The harrassment from journalists and researchers required a change of name & adress.
>She tries not to blame herself for how the media hounded the both of them and he makes it easier.
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>>31654279
>>31655303
>>31656387
I see between 5~8 chapters, 30k~50k words.
Bigger if you really know how to spin it out.
Start writing...
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Also no, not a greentext story so much as a general AU Outline but

>He doesn't really have to remind her that he'd be dead or still in a coma if it wasn't for her.
>Kind of still has to because she tries to avoid it, but the ways that he's changed comes up in conversations.
>A fight or two later, he starts bringing up the past more often. Trying to get the details of things he's forgotten without asking for them.
>How he was, what they did together, prying for little details because he doesn't quite remember them and he wants to be the same Fox she used to look up to.
>She figures as much out for herself, but plays along.
>The hunch pays off, ultimately.
>Another year later, and he's practically the same as she remembered him.
>He's a little too old for patrol duty, but she can pull some strings with Bogo to get Nick on one of the detective squads.
>Several months of him being on the force later, he's cleared his department's backlog and pretty much closing cases faster than Bogo can assign them.

>Judy's used up all her leave and vacation for the year, for several years in a row, but it's ok.
>Seven day workweeks and she doesn't need a break, anymore.
>They catch each other out in the field, over the radio, in the bullpen and out on lunch and that's all either of them need.
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>>31656988
you have a bunny in a flower crown
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>>31656921
Hate to be that guy, but it's taking more than I got just to keep editing a story I need to see through.

Call >>31655303 >>31656387 >>31656935 a freebie to anyone that'll write it out, instead. Not sure if anyone would want my input if they need help but I'd give it.
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My favorite "nick gets darted" AU is https://archiveofourown.org/works/6458956/chapters/14782225#workskin

It's weird to read a Falke story that's in first person. But it's really good.
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>>31645953
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>>31657688
Thanks for the screencap, but I'm not >>31654279
The three listed on >>31657149 are
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>>31645002
>時は少し戻りー…
A little earlier...
>何よ ニックったら
>人のこと待たせて仕事中に…もうっ…!!
Judy: What's taking Nick so long
Making me wait while we're on shift... Geez...!!

>そりゃお昼を買いに行くのは当然よ!?
>だからってあんな個人的な…
>私の事邪魔者扱いするし腹が立つ…っ
Judy: All he's doing is buying lunch!
On top of that, having such a personal talk...
Treating me like a nuisance, it's so infuriating...
>ぼすっっ
SFX: bosu (*grumbling*)

>……あの人…
>やっぱりニックの事…
>好き…なのかな…
Judy: ...... That person...
Of course she'd...
Like Nick...
>ずず…
SFX: zuzu (sliding down)

>>31645010
>あの娘が作ったって事だよね…お店をやってるくらいだもの
>料理がうまくて当然…か
Judy (thought): That girl makes stuff like this... She actually runs a store making it
It's only natural she'd be good at cooking

>最近いつもここのパニーニを買ってきてたけどニックも…あの娘の事気になってたのかな
>だとしたら…
Judy (thought): Lately we've always been coming here to buy these paninis, but... Maybe Nick's come to like that girl, too
If that's the case...
>ゴツ…
SFX: Gotsu (light thud against the chair)

>っ…そうだとしても私には関係ないし
>ニックに恋人が出来ても別に私には…っ
Judy: ... That doesn't have anything to do with me
If Nick were to get a lover that's HIS business...
>もっ もっ もっ もっ もっ もっ
SFX: mo mo mo mo mo mo (*munching*)

>ふぅ おいしかった…
Judy: Phew
That was delicious...
ほっこり…
SFX: hokkori (*satisfied*)

>…それにしてもニックったらまだ話してるのかしら…
>もう…ニックの分も食べちゃうわよ
Judy: ... At any rate, I wonder if Nick's still talking with her...
Geez... I'm gonna eat his food too
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>>31645017
>ブルーベリーとチーズだ…おいし
Judy (thought): Blueberry and cheese... Tasty
>もぐ…
SFX: mogu (*munch*)

>…もし ニックの恋人が出来たら…今みたいに一緒に居られなくなるのかな…
Judy: ... If
Nick were to get a lover...
We wouldn't be able to hang out like this anymore...
>ガサ…
SFX: gasa (Paper crinkling from setting the sandwich down)

>ホップスさんは ニックさんの事どう思ってるんですか
Haru: Miss Hopps
What do you think of Mister Wilde?

>そんなこと…考えた事もなかった…
>同僚…相棒…親友?歳も種族も違うけど…
>いいじゃない…気が合うし一緒にいて楽しいんだから何もおかしい事じゃな
>でも…ニックが誰かと付き合うのは…
Judy: I've never really thought about that...
Coworkers... Partners... Best friends? Our age and species are different, but...
It's fine... We get along, and it's always fun when we're together so it never feels weird
But... The idea of Nick dating someone...
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>>31658443
>>31645026
>なんか…いや…
Judy: Feels... Wrong...

ニックが傍に居なくなるなんて想像出来ない…
>恋人だったらこんな心配いらないのかな…
>…恋人…?
Judy: I can't imagine Nick not being by my side...
If we were lovers I wouldn't need to worry about that...
... Lovers...?
>恋人って私ったら何考えて…
Judy: What am I thinking about, "lovers"...
>ニンジン 悪かったな待たせて
Nick: Sorry for making you wait, Carrots
>きゃあっっ
Judy: KYAAAAAH
>びっくぅっっ
SFX: BIKKUU (*JUMP*)
>ぐしゃあっ
SFX: GUSHA (*SQUISH*)

>ちょっと 驚かないでよ
Judy: HOLD ON, DON'T STARTLE ME LIKE THAT
>?普通に帰ってきただけだろ ところでオレのランチは?
>…嘘だろ 俺の分まで食べたって?その小さな体で?
Nick: ? I came back same as I always do
Where's my lunch, by the way?
... You're kidding, you ate mine, too? With your small body?
>い…いいでしょ別に 待たせてお腹ペコペコだったんだから食べかけでよければ食べたら!?
Judy: I... It's fine
You kept me waiting, I was starving, so what if I ate it!?
>っておいぐちゃぐちゃ…もう一度買ってくる時間もないししょうがないな…
Nick: Whoa, settle down... Well we don't have time to get more so I don't have a choice...
>じゃあ行くわよ シートベルトして
Judy: Then let's go
Buckle up

>ブロロロ…
SFX: burororo (*vroom*)

>…気まずい…
Nick: ... This is awkward...
>もぐ…
SFX: mogu (*chomp*)
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yeah


yeah
yeahx3
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It looks like another one of my TT submissions is going to be behind schedule. This just isn't my month.
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>>31652711
You wish half of ZT art had quality like that
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>>31645953
>>31645966
why does nick have to be fat? it's a really fucking bizarre way to include your fetish
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>>31660604
The way I see it. if Nick was his ideal, why not lower him to his level?
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>>31657642
Thanks for capping, fixed my mistake with the pics tho

>>31660604
The artist is a renowned fatfag. Thankfully, as a degenerate myself, I don't really care, even if it's forced. At least Finnic didn't get fattened up.
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>>31660562
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Patoot vs non-patoot(Judy)
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>>31660767
guy in drag
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>>31660562
Quality is subjective because it doesn't just depend on the technique that the art was produced with but a combination of the mentality, idea, originality etc.

That's why although the abortion comic is well drawn, in quality its a shit piece of art.

And tgweaver's comic like Late Stake, although done with a very simple technique, are one of the highest quality comics out there.
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>>31660735
;)

>>31660812
I was answering to a haterz™, don't take it so seriously.
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>>31660767
Legally that's Judy's* name

*And by Judy** I mean non-patoot(Judy)

**See above asterisk
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>>31660767
Sorry but only tubegirls can be patoot
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>2020 ztg
oof.

>>31644897
Wasn't this colored
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>>31660950
They need to exist first
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>>31660799
Just because she's flat chested? Now that you mentioned it... Why is Skye wearing a bra? She has no boobs thus doesn't need it.
>>31660767

So does she need the bikini top? Fuck, that mental image is hot.
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A short story of Judy wanting Nick to put in more than just the tip.

https://privatter.net/p/6188634

It is in Japanese though, so run it through google translate or something.
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>>31660971
>>31645446
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You guys do anything with AI Dungeon?
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>>31660968
I guess so, since this is in color
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>>31661058
That's a yeen
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>>31661141
Might be an edit, was thinking.
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>>31661145
your mom's a yeen
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>>31661065
For a moment i read that as AL dungeon and i was already imagining Al in a sex dungeon
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>>31661312
That's hot
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>>31661324
I know.
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I would still love him. His colleagues and boss are a bunch of pricks
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>>31661507
this guy should rename himself to IhateNickWilde.
In fact, that's the only thing I'm gonna call him from now on
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>>31661507
I have to admit, at least they're committed
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>>31661507
What the fucking fuck.
He loves Judy so much, that he just wants to hate Nick because he gets to have her.
So in turn, he'll just shame Nick to make himself feel better
>>31661534
Yup
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>>31661507
>>31661578
Now I just need that female tigress cop to save Nick from this abusive relationship.

Was it Fangmeyer?
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So Mixer is still online, even though, as of writing, it's no longer the 22nd anywhere in the world besides some Pacific islands. I guess they just forgot to turn it off?
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>>31661638
>He loves Judy so much, that he just wants to hate Nick because he gets to have her.
Isn't that similar autism to the people who dislike the character Gideon because of how fanartists use him?
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>>31662048
??
or are you >>31660849 >>31660562
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>>31662048
It's a different thing to be obsessed with hating a character than sometimes replying "country hick huehue" or "Nick is better, Gideon ugly te-hee" to gideonposters. Just ignore them, or say back something apt.

>>31662067
Not him. I find Gideonbashing mostly amusing, it's rarely legit autism. You get used to it after four years of memeing.
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>>31662067
>>31662594
gideon bashing is 99% of the time ironic, just jokes, and I haven't seen anyone actually draw gideon humaliation art.
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>>31658059
>>31658443
>>31658464
Thanks TB!
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>>31659217
Ssonic2 does some of the best Judy ass lately.
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>>31662594
>>31662854
The gideonbashing meme is mildly amusing yes, but to me it's already a repetitive joke. Feels like i'm watching the local comedy shows on public tv in here that play the same joke +500 times. I mean, why not make another new joke/meme/inside joke? something different to also amuse ourselves?
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>>31662968
What do you propose, my fellow autist?
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>>31662968
I mean, you can't force jokes to be born, they present themselves from a situations.

If the situation is about Gideon, its hard to joke about something else
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>>31662854
I don't think it's downright hate art, the artist just has a very strong cuck/humiliation fetish. But yeah, never seen proper hate art on Gideon.

>>31662968
This thread is mostly about WildeHopps and some OCs, so when Gideon and other characters come up, you ought to get some bashing. Just ignore them, or laugh at them, as I said.
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>>31662968
have you considered creating something
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>>31663128
>>31663182
I get you, but my rule of thumb in comedy is "never repeat a joke too many times, broaden your library so you can rotate them and have all still carry the same punch" Humor is sacred after all, and we, shall, make, comedy!
>>31663127
>>31663188
ok, now let's start with te comedy workshop,i don't have much though, most of the time i've only come up with one-time jokes so i'm a it stumped here.
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>>31663276
im not helping, just tired of the constant "please stop posting things i dont like" this thread has an obsession over. browsing younger generals make me seriously jealous
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>>31663326
I didn't meant to come off as "don't post what i don't like", sorry.
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>>31663344
my bad then
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>When I look up pics of Mrs. Wilde
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Bruce Pennington I'm not!
It looked so good in my head too.
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>>31664519
What a fucking second, is that sand worm thing Jack?
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>>31664586
It was supposed to be Bogo.
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>>31664601
looking at the thumbnail makes me think about Jack.
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>>31664620
I really shouldn't try drawing at 1:30 in the morning (or maybe at all...)
Gnight folks
>RT
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>>31664661
You're doing fine. Better than not doing it at all.
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>>31664519
>>31664586
it looks like bogo
anon's looking for cuck where there isn't any
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https://twitter.com/JP_Criacoes/status/1286023237718216704
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>>31665492
So much sweetness!
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>>31665124
y so mean to poor Jack. He's already past his cucking ways.
Now all he does is dumb shit and pissing off Skye
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I'm looking through Gud's stuff on the booru and came upon this horrifying character.
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>>31665600
>I am a dumb anonbun that forgets the pic. Pls bunish me
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>>31665584
I understand, why is Jack dubbing?
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>>31665692
I don’t*

>I keep being a dumb anonbun
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>>31665692
>>31665710
Rabbit mating dance.
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>>31665692
>Dubbing
Didn't knew Jack was a voice actor
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>>31667744
>Innocent predator victim of vicious preys (2020), colorized
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https://twitter.com/planetpng/status/1284499477215289346
Cliff and Neil cuddling
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>>31667744
I wonder what happened to the piglets. Are they called Breakfast, brunch, lunch, Dinner and supper?
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>>31669539
The gym cats are such good friends. Cliff likes to bother his bro every morning by nibbling on his neck, but Neil is such a good sport about it and gives him a noogie in return. They're so inseparable that they even sleep in the same bed all the time. I don't know if that's gonna go over well with their future girlfriends, but hey, maybe they'll get two king sized beds and push those together to make room for them.
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>>31667744
I heard this was done because the tiger mom lost her cubs, so they put some fake tiger skin on the piglets to bring her from her depression and it worked.
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>>31669990
Hi remmy




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What happens if we crossbreed a fox and a tube together?
Will it be the ultimate cocksleeve/fucktoy?
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>>31670645
>h
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>>31670163
Hey. You know anything about what Betty's into? I just wanna make sure she's into, er, what I think she's into.

Don't read anything into it, I'm just curious. It's just me getting to know my neighbor better. It's a pack thing, you wouldn't understand.
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>>31670645
I would call it a Sox and they would be more feminine than even Nick. Long, fluffy torso. Big bushy tail. Their snouts would be more rounded, making it easier for you to choke them with your cock.
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>>31670163
I wonder if those guys have ever gotten involved with Avo. They seem to be good friends, but I wonder if they're not the type to fight over a girl.
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>>31670676
>>31670769
oh god, remmy's been cloned.
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>>31670744
>Charty Sox

the poop sock
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>>31670900
Every time I ask an innocent question, people don't wanna answer. I try asking Ozzy if he knows anything about Avo's cam shows and he acts like he isn't into it. What gives? Nobody's ever up front with me, even Avo didn't wanna say if she did two-person shows which is a perfectly valid question. And when I asked Ozzy if the cats were down for another two on two, he tells me not to be desperate? What's that even mean? I didn't even know Al wasn't engaged, by the way, I'm just super far out of the loop; it's crazy.
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I just wanna sniff remmy after a long basketball game, that shouldn't be so much to ask
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>>31672364
Finally...
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May you have a good night /ztg/
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>>31672501
Stop being depressed and hug me you evil creature!
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>>31672259
I wanna be a mid-twenties qt wolf chick who takes Remmy upstairs and brings him to his couch and when he starts stammering and wringing his hooves together I nibble his ear.
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>>31670645
Marty and Charlie's love child
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>>31673170
I bet he's a bigger whore than Wolter
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>>31672667
>you evil creature
That is not what you say to a depressed mammal when asking for a hug
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>>31673170
I wanna hug that woolly pup
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>>31673292
So I'm supposed to lie?
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>>31674346
The only evil being here is you for judging a nice and innocent mongoose.
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>>31674470
>nice and innocent mongoose
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>31674458
>>31674472
>>31674480
I thought this was a crossover with some kind of sitcom at first, but it's apparently a crossover with a pop group I've never heard of. I guess I'm getting out of touch.
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>>31674679
Ooohh, look at how evil he is! I wanna pick him up and hide him where no one can find him
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>>31674679
I will protect his innocence with my life
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>>31670645
>What happens if we crossbreed a fox and a tube together?
comfy
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>>31674480
>>31674472
>>31674458

>They're a pop group
>Finnick is a french rapper who joined the band at it's start
>Jack and Skye are friends of Julian and Nikita
>Jack and Skye are responsible for musical instrument magic whatever (???)
>Julian and Nikita are a pair of fox and bunny singers/guitarist who later turned into actors on their hit movie Zootopia, portraying the first bunny and fox cop Judy and Nick.
>Gazelle is EWS Gazelle that also participated in Zootopia but held in a way higher regard than other members (cough TLK 2019) and later disbands the group to follow her solo career irl
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Rex be the type of dude who would leave his nostrils uncovered while wearing a face mask

Marty be the type of dude who would argue with store managers about face masks
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>>31675815
nah marty be the type of dude to deliberately pick fights with people not wearing masks
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>>31673421
He's a cutie like his papa
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>>31674480
>"AWOO!"
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>>31675850
>"Ma'am, for the last time, we are not selling anything to you," a civet shakes his head in disapproval at an angry bear, "Not without a face mask."
>"Where in the constitution does it mandate that you can-"
>"Ma'am-" he tries to cut her off but can't get a foothold in the proverbial quicksand of this worthless conversation.
>"-deny me service without the usage of a mask!? That's crazy, this is insane. We've gone years without having to wear one, and now you think you can enforce these rules down our throats!?" She raves and roars like a lunatic, her eyes bulbous and full of unjustified vitriol.
>She turns to address the onlookers surrounding her. "You're all the reason this world has gone to shit!"
>Customers watch the unfolding spectacle with a mix of astonishment and disdain. None are willing to confront her. Even the civet was hesitant to approach as she tore boxes of face masks off the shelves.
>"Ma'am," the civet carries on, his voice trembling slightly. "I'd just like to remind you that we're allowed to enforce any rule of clothing or articles of wear on all our customers whenever we want."
>"Where!?" She roars, stomping forward and looming over the now frightened worker's face. "Where does it say that, huh!? Who the fuck gives you or anybody else the right to tell me what to wear!?"
>A voice calls out, "IT'S A BUSINESS! THEY'RE ALLOWED TO MAKE YOU WEAR WHATEVER THEY WANT!!"
>The bear pulls back with a quick jerk of her head. "Who said that!? Show yourself!"
>The nervous crowd opens like a stage curtain, revealing the character behind this farce of a comedy.
>Close to the ground by their larger feet, a tiny stoat with an equally tiny mask glares daggers at the post-menopausal giant with righteous indignation, and the bear glares back at him with a rivaling venom.
>"NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO MASK, NO FUCKING SERVICE YA DUMB BROAD!" The angry stoat flails his arms like a wacky-waving-inflatable-arm-flailing-tubeman.
>The woman then pulls out her phone.
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>>31677235
this is a great mental image. thank you.
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>>31677235
>"Oh, typical. Just typical. You know, maybe if you people were to pull out masks instead of phones, you wouldn't be giving people issues!"
>"This man right here, called me a dumb broad-"
>"That's because you are one!"
>She scoffs in disbelief. "Oh, you are in big trouble now. I have you on video saying that. I'll be seeing you in court for harassment, little man!"
>"Oh, for fucks sake-" he whispers, rubbing the bridge of his nose before raising his voice, "the only reason you'd be going to court is because you like to endanger children."
>"I am a mother, sir-"
>"-Then I feel fucking sorry for your kids!"
>"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS! How dare you!?"
>"How dare I!? How dare you show your freaking face in here!? Put a damn mask over it and stop trying to kill people!"
>The crowd gives Marty a few chuckles and even a few "yeah's" and "uh-huh's". It makes the stoat feel powerful.
>"I can't put on a mask, okay!? I HAVE A BREATHING PROBLEM!"
>"You're screaming your fucking head off! How the fuck do you expect us to believe that horse-shit, huh!?"
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>>31677332
No prob. I had fun writing it
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>>31670645
>h
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>>31677420
>The sound of folks laughing at her makes the bear go berserk.
>"You have some balls, talking back to me you little fucking shit!"
>She lunges at the stoat, and the crowd screams, rushing to dodge the bulldozing bear as she rushes to stomp out the tiny man for daring to say the right thing.
>The stoat nearly pisses himself as she's no less than three footsteps away. When you're as small as he is, every movement from an aggressive mammal might as well be like planet-hopping.
>What he has is experience with facing overwhelming foes. He slips between her legs and doesn't stop.
>"CALL THE POLICE! FOR GOD'S SAKE, THIS WOMAN IS FUCKING PSYCHO!!" The stoat flees heroically.
>"Come here! Come here you little shit!" The bear spins with a surprising speed for such a rotund form. She swipes in the stoat's general direction, but hits air.
>She gets on all fours and begins to run after him, a murderous look on her maskless face.
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>>31677888
>Reclined on the lobby couch, his mask crooked beneath his chin, Al sips on a beer. Work has been rough on him lately, and with a mask resting over his face the whole time, breathing's been made difficult. He's grateful for the reprieve the couch offered him, although it would feel better to rest upstairs.
>Still, he knows others will come home soon. He chooses to hang back, offer a sense of normalcy and control by showing his face to the pack, and make certain if they need anything.
>"Fuuuuuck," a voice from behind moans. "I hate women who don't wear face masks!"
>"Is everything okay?" Al asks, turning to see Marty climbing the couch.
>"Is that... What happened to your eye?" A hard tone of concern enters the alpha's voice.
>The stoat scoffs, his shoulders trembling. "I was chased by fucking bear, that's what happened! Wait, did you say something about my eye? What the fuck's wrong with it?"
>"What?" Al's brow furrows. "A bear!?" The white wolf stands, staring at the defeated stoat.
>"Tell me everything."
>"Hey, hey, calm down." Marty pantomimes a 'settle down' motion for Al to placate him. "Don't worry, she was arrested. I had to answer questions for the donut patrol for a while, though. That was just icing on the shit cake. God..."
>"How did that happen? Where were you?"
>"Al, no offense, but I just got finished talking to the feds for what feels like eons. I don't think that..."
>"Was it at least taken care of?"
>"W-well, yeah..."
>"Alright then. You need some ice?"
>"Can you just pass me a beer? I'll use that. And use your mask."
>"I'm inside."
>"Ugh... I just want people to wear it properly. Is that too much to ask?"
>"Hey guys," Remmy walks in with a wave. "You hanging out? I got a friend here who's had a shit day and he needs a place to chill. Is it cool if we hang out with you down here?"
>His words don't register for Marty. All he sees is his vision tunneling until one thing is visible. A familiar badger snout, his nose uncovered by a face mask.
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>>31678524
sleep
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Dreams and nightmares! Something that we all experience but don't always remember. Do you need subconscious help to get through something? Realize something? Before we fall asleep, sit down and tell us what kind of dreams you have. It'll only take you like five minutes. That's right! It's the 5/5 GREENTEXT CHALLENGE! Rules and new prompts below!

RULES:
>Reply to this post to roll; the last two digits determine your prompt

>First digit chooses your object
>Second digit chooses your emotion
>Free Choices are picked from the listed options

>Convey the emotion (without using the word) through the object

>Maximum five minutes to write
>Maximum of five lines

>OBJECTS:

1. Bed
2. Journal
3. Booze
4. Alarm clock
5. Storm
6. Teeth
7. Money
8. Paws
9. Water
0. Free Choice

>EMOTIONS:

1. Panic
2. Excitement
3. Arousal
4. Contentment
5. Exhaustion
6. Relief
7. Loneliness
8. Resignation
9. Disappointment
0. Free Choice

ARTIST CHALLENGE: Roll a prompt and draw a picture of it, or draw a picture for a completed prompt! Let's make a connection between artists and writers! You can have 25 minutes, though.
HARD MODE: Use a color palette that is chosen for you! https://coolors.co/app
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>>31678911
rolling!
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>>31678941
>Alarm Clock
>Panic

>Nick slid across the floor of Precinct 1 as he rushed to the bullpen.
>He was late, and he knew it, and it was his first day.
>Judy was going to be disappointed, the Chief was going to be furious.
>As he threw open the bullpen door, all of the officers turned to look at him, condescending gazes piercing through him all at once, his heartbeat shrieking in his ears--
>And then the fox sat up suddenly with a gasp, his alarm clock ringing; it was still dark outside, Judy herself was probably just now getting up, and he hadn't blown it.
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>>31678911
rollan
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>>31678911
Rolling
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>>31679013
>>31679013
>Bed
>Arousal

>Judy's eyes creaked open to the pale morning light, and groaned.
>She didn't want to get up; it was chilly outside, and they would be on paperwork; she curled up tighter in her covers and let her eyes fall closed, wishing something would heat her up some more.
>As her muscles relaxed, she felt a weight fall onto her bed, curling around her.
>Gentle claws brushed against her skin, fur slid against her own, and a tongue swept out to taste her before fangs nipped at her neck. "Morning, Carrots."
>With a gasp, Judy shot up in bed, frantically looking around at her small, empty room, her heart pounding and suddenly feeling very, very warm.
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>>31678911
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>>31679019
Bed, Disappointment
>Judy had been laying on Nick in their shared bed for a while now as he brushed her fur
>"Hey, uh, Judy", Nick began. "That normally doesn't happen, you know that right?"
>Judy patted his chest
>"Yes dear I know", she said with a smirk
>Disappointing post-work hookup aside, he was doing a good job with the brush
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>>31679138
>Booze
>Resignation

>Nick started awake with a gasp, grabbing his couch for support as he lifted himself up. "Mom?"
>He was met with silence and a dark, dingy apartment.
>Shaking his head, he fumbled for his phone; the screen lit up, showing it was barely four in the morning.
>With a sigh, he tossed the phone back to the table and gulped down the rest of the unfinished beer that sat there.
>He still had hours yet before he had to meet Finnick.
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>>31678911
Rolling!
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>>31679257
>Storm
>Loneliness

>Nick drifted through the crowd, a veritable sea of tall ears and featureless faces.
>There was a single splash amid the sea of grey and brown, but the crowd was too thick, keeping the distance between them vast.
>Nick tried to push through, but he was too small, too weak.
>The roaring of the crowd became unbearable, and with a mighty crack, he snapped awake, looking around the room desperately.
>His window was open in the wind, thrown open by the brewing storm, blowing in the myriad unfamiliar scents of Bunnyburrow, and Nick curled in on himself, desperately wishing for his parents.
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>>31678911
rolling
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>>31670744
It already exists. It's called "Nick Wilde" There's only one in the world though. And he's not gay.
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>>31679358
>Storm
>Resignation

>Nick awoke to Judy looking out the window, a disappointed furrow in her brow.
>"Carrots? What's wrong?" Nick asked.
>"There's a storm blowing through," she replied. "We both got texts not to come in, there's a weather advisory for small to medium mammals."
>Nick's eyebrows rose. "A surprise day off where we have to spend all day inside? Sounds like a dream come true, honestly," and he beckoned toward her with one paw.
>The rabbit looked over at him, and with one sigh and a small smile, gave in; she let him pull her into bed, curled against him, and let the cuddling begin.
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>>31678911
rollin for later!
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>>31678911
WOW, DREAM EDITION LET'S ROCK'N'ROLL.
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>>31680275
>Sun out, setting over tundra square as icecubes kept floating up the river that crosed the artic area of the city as the sky took on a green hue, Over the past 33 hour or ess, a mouse, running after his wallet that had decided it wanted to go o a run
>Leaping from snowflake to snowflake floating in the air to catch an already thin wallet that kept spewing coins into the air until it stopped dead on its tracks
>It would have been good, news for the mouse, if the wallet still had money, instead, he only caught up to a dead and empty fake-leather square,
>And with a jump, the mouse woke up in the middle of night. still more than 4 hours before the sun even came up and another day of job hunting began,There were many debts waiing n line and he had been hit with bad luck after there were some staff and personel cutting
>Only looking at the nightstand where the unpaid electric bill leter was, knowing the pantrywas already empty, water service cut from overdue pay, laying back on bed trying to get some rest, any kind of rest. Things had been real difficult and he just wished for things to return to calm
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>>31678911
boop.
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>>31676376
juicy
>>31676389
old gold
>>31676419
Another great addition from Ssonic
>>31676413
Oh, and a tribute to these new pic series

I dunno about you guys, but today is starting out really well.
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>>31678998
That is actually adorable.
>>31679115
Even more so
>>31679184
>>31679237
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>>31680430
These were great, thank you <3
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did you know in the olden days before prehistory was written animals would eat actual real meat?? no one knows where it came from but scientists agree it wasn't bugs. makes u think
like and subscribe for more
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>>31681074
it was chicken, and it was delicious
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did


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>>31681074
So mammals always have been fags that ate “meat”.

What’s new?
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>>31681074
curly fur tribe take grug rocks
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no
why
you
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>>31681074
>pred trying to justify why he went to KFC last night
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>>31680272
>And endless cold white void stretches for miles and miles
>Fenneck stands in the middle of it all, like a single tree in a field of grass
>He saw two suitcases on a oak wood table, as he cracked them open, he saw with glee as it wasn’t office supplies, but cash.
>The small fox delightedly was about to take the briefcases only to wake up on the stained mattress in the back of his van, a dream lost, but a good one.
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>>31682149
oooof instant heartbreak, like the time I dreamt of winning on the lottery... and I don't even play the lottery. Freaking manipulative gambling businesses advertise themselves in my dreams!
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>>31676419
>>31680818
Oh thats actually not Ssonic, fooled me for sure, looks just like his style.
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>>31682329
Nick is hiding because the furries are after him
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>>31682372
Anon, that's a Grey Fox
Do all foxes look the same to you?
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>>31682382
Yes
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>>31682402
Well, at least you're honest about your specism
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>>31682410
Now that’s settled. Go suck my dick.
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>>31682433
Terry pls
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>>31682443
>anonbun found dead from suffocation.
>choked to death on a larged object. Judging by all the semen, a giant penis
>all evidence pointing that the Mongoose Molester being the culprit.
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>>31682532
>Mongoose Molester
All Villains need a super hero.
What about "Captain Nutt"?
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>>31682570
His boner is justice!
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>>31683007
He crushes his opponents with his mighty balls!
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>>31682433
>Do all foxes look the same to you?
Yes, even this one, the one with the funny little ears.
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>>31683156
That's not gideon
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I'm calling the ZPD for all of you
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>>31683296
We're talking about Captain Nutt vs the Mongoose Molester. It has nothing to do with Terry. Unless you know something more about it....
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>>31683311
But Terry is the molester anon
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>>31683466
Nah, he can't be. He's a good tube.
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>>31683474
>Terry
>good tube

Hahahahahahaha
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>>31681074
>did you know in the olden days before prehistory was written
How would anybody know this? Oral tradition??
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>>31683744
the same way our historians work out history before written records:
cavedrawings: depiction of culture, dance, hunting
archielogy: entire prey skeletons found with smaller pieces of bones from different species, finding tools in prey caves meant to slice and carve up meat because prey teeth weren't designed to chew it

Wish BoneyM would be here, he loves to explain/theorize this stuff
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>>31681199
toothy grug take slinky grug to cave under
toothy grug leaves cave for berries
but no slinky grug?
sky father sees
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>>31683838
>sky father sees

The Sky father is a fucking twink
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>>31683795
Imagine finding a crude painting of a wolf with big titties and next to the wall are the bones of a mountain goat who possibly made it himself after seeing her out in the wild
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>>31677235
>>31677420
>>31677888
>>31678384
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>>31684569
I love you. Thank you for the cap
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the movie is 4 years old and never getting a sequel let it go guys
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>>31684710
>ThE moVie iS 4 yeArS OlD aNd NevER gETting a sEquEl lEt it Go gUyS
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>>31684710
Movie?
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>>31684860
It was very effective gay propaganda.
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>>31684901
What made it effective was how it branched into different tastes
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>>31684967
>bara
ew
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>>31684710
You make a compelling argument
but consider the following
I like ztg
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>>31684967
funny, considering Finnick would cater to the pedos pretty well. Which is most of the fags.
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>>31684967
>Tiger dancer
Very good taste, anon.
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>>31685031
Fine. Here's a nice, plump, feminine booty to pacify you.
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>>31685119
Finally, I see another person of culture around here
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>>31685150
ohno
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>>31684967
Patrician
>>31685031
Cringe twinkfag

Also pleased us chubchads
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>>31684967
It's missing gay incest
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>>31685246
>chubchads
Here's a chubbychad
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>>31685255
what does wolter ahs to do with anything
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>>31685341
If only Anneke were male. Maybe pegging counts
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>>31685384
If Anneke were male, "he'd" be getting railed by Ozzy every day
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>>31679115
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>>31685216
Nick brings out the dom in rabbits of any gender. A visit to Bunnyburrow might begin with the bucks all congregating around him, followed by Nick getting run by a train in their guest room
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>>31681074
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>>31685447
But what will the does think? That they're not as attractive as this stupid fox that threatens their husbands/bfs? They'll have to step up their game. Everyone wins.
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>>31685384
>>31685427
gay wo
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>>31685572
Nick will be used by couples whenever they get a turn. The does eventually stop competing with Nick for their bucks and start competing with their bucks for the fox.
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>>31685447
>>31685572
>>31686327
And then Nick sends the Hopps family the bill for his “services”
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>>31685212
>>31685246
There's few of us cultured men of Bara, but we do are here.
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>>31687461
A fag is a fag unfortunately.
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>>31685324
Hawt desu
>>31687461
Cheers, my friend
>>31687552
Yes
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>>31687552
Correct.
>>31687587
Cheers.
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Tiger general?
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>>31688279
Tiger general, Judy. Tiger general.
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>>31688279
If you wanted some buffalo you just have to ask.
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post something less faggy
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>>31688477
I don't feel like it.
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>>31688477
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>>31688477
Nah
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Kinda wanna cry right now
Shit sucks and I have no one
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>>31688848
I'm sorry anon. I know how you feel. The stagnation feels overpowering right now.
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>>31688848
Ok, we can move the Confessions to right now.
What happened? why you want to cry?
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>>31688848
>>31688949
Not you too, I guess its no surprise, we are the sort of people who migrate here most easily.
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>>31689237
It happens. You just gotta find something to be fixated on. I'm trying to become a ln IT since college never got back to me. This book is like 1300 pages but I'm almost halfway there. I just keep going even if I'm feeling like it's not gonna amount to anything. I really want to have friends, but I have to move first. It hurts to move, hurts to do things, but I want to make a chance for myself.
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>>31689440
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>>31688452
>>31688509
>>31689440
>>31689498
Baste
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>>31688477
>post something even less faggy
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>>31689010
>What happened? why you want to cry?
Just from seeing so much faggottary in our boy fox meets girl rabbit general.
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aight
who has the best ass
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New thread when
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>>31690500
Stu.

And it's Gideon's.
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>>31689308
Its good that you have a drive for things.
Not everyone is strong like that.
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>>31690493
That too is enough reason
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>>31690738
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>>31690572
You aren't wrong.
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>>31690738
And on a day Rob decided to go commando too!
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who was it that was anons were saying didn't have an ass?
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we need a new thread
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>>31690871
And Gideon's ass is Stu's
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>>31691071
Remmy





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