/ZTG/ - Zootopia General: Procrastination EditionPastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2TBooru: zoo.booru.orgZTG Creator List: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19heSY9BvV3t0qPa2XJa6q2n7ywyl1Yhckzc1Db-aGF4Archives: www.ztarchive.com / desuarchive.orgPrevious thread: http://www.ztarchive.com/trash/thread/31285610/31285610.htmlPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/31285610Current TT Theme: Zootopia Fire Department (Submissions are due Jul. 9)More information on TT: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14sf_QBuL4E6S11se28Xl9Sp3ohgnrhGYE4SchwSUQjYTT Archive: t3event.tumblr.comTT Pastebin: pastebin.com/gudYsYHL
Marty needs to get this charade over with and hatefuck that ram already.
i tried to webm :/
>>31323153Has already been done >>31009255 (And it's higher resolution, too)
>>31322589>>31322600this sparks joy
>>31323248mine's BETTER =(
>>31323084Who are you anon? Don't be scared :(
>>31323338>Squeezing your bun to be more compressed so it travels farther when you yeet itNick is a monster
>>31323389Just another anon for now.At least, just until I build up enough courage to say hi again.
>>31323438Whatever you did, it can't be that bad. I'm sure there are people who miss you terribly.
Who the hell needs a choker this big?
>>31322589>>31323735Tubes.Reply, it's been a while! Check your DMs you silly okapi.
>>31323735It's a status thingThe bigger a slut you are, the bigger the choker
I missed the confessional so I'm just gonna post it here. I wanna make some friends on here.
>>31324705I'll be your friend.
>>31324724That's fantastic. You on discord?
>>31324705It's okay anon. I want this too...
>>31324941say no to gay
>>31325117
>>31324792I wasted my teenage years by being in the closet and trying to ignore the people around me. Now I wanna get back out there because the few friends I do have are moving forward with their lives while I'm stuck in limbo. Having someone new to talk to about random shit is gonna help a lot right now
>>31325133I reject his advances. I shall drown in vixe pussy before I ever touch a tod
>>31325300
>>31325117? ?? ? ?? ?
Do your dutyYeet a yeen today
>>31325360Lord, I beseech you, give me strength to fight this vile seducing demon.
>>31325510
anymore pics of this smoking hot wolf?
>>31325763Its just a random wolf that nobby drew during one of his streams
>>31325923damn, well i'll stick it in my ref folder and give her some love in the future
>>31324941I want to fuck that cute ass while he’s fucking Becky
Bun!
>>31326545Where ishertail?!
>>31326545What a darling and fun Judy you've given us!
And... I was busy all the evening, so I didn't have time to draw, sorryHappy to see Pandanon is back (and alive) and Reply too, people were linking the birthday wishing they did, so I'm gonna repost this again
>>31326545Aww what a super cute Judy->>31326557......Where is her tail, Spoof?
>>31326545Those are some nice crisp lines! Good to see you, Spoof!
>>31326589And I will try to draw tomorrow, i should have timeOther than the drawing reequests I've got yesterday, if you want, give me moreMay you have a good night /ztg/
>>31326545Good bune who tragically lost her tail in the line of dutyRIP>>31326645Sleep warm tuber
>>31326557>>31326578>>31326609>>31326617>>31326667Thanks guys, and you really shouldn't be able to see it from that angle, but I guess artistic license is called for h aha!
>>31326744Dont hide the tailSHare the tailShow the tailThe tail is for everyone
I need more "Judy is turned into a cup of coffee and thanks Nick for doing this while he drinks her"
>>31326777I meanNEED is a strong word, are you sure?
>>31326777Better start commissioning then
>>31326796Honestly I just want a picture of it so I can send it to the japanese artist and see if they get a laugh out of it>>31326806I might if the need gets to be too much
>>31326777is this vore
>>31326827... It is by definition but not by classification
It's a kids movie ffs what the fuck is wrong with you guys!
>>31326557Where are her tits?
>>31326777What do you mean "more"Where is this
>>31326870Welcome to /trash/!We hope you enjoy your stay!
>>31326870
>>31326870...its a political statement and this is satire?
>>31326890Judy has no tiddiesA-cups at most, but if so they're hardly visible
Ok, I just checked my tag on the booru, who posted my WW2 Timetravel plot and why?
>>31326950She has tits when the PG filter is taken off
>>31326645Sleep well, tube-man destroyer of worlds.
>>31326777>>31326822>Nick yawns as he pushes the button on his coffee maker.>He takes his mug and prepares to take his first sip.>"Nick,...">He looks down into his cup.>He sees Judy's face in the black liquid inside.>"...Thank you Nick. Thank you for doing this.">Nick stared wide-eyed, perfectly still, looking up at his ceiling in bed.>"Mornin', Nick! Would you like some-">"NocoffeeformeI'mcuttingbackthankyouverymuch.">Judy watched confusedly, the two empty cups in her paws drooping, as Nick speed walked out the door.
>>31327027Now I want a journey of self discovery as Nick tries to figure this out by talking to literally everyone before getting to the obvious answer......which is that Nick loves Judy just as much as coffee and thats a big thing for a coffee fiend
>>31327085>Nick goes over the dream again with Violet>Its been three days since he's slept, and four since he's had coffee>She's only half listening because she's still trying to figure out who Mr. Whitman is
>>31327157L i t e r a l l y why dumb buns shouldn't be therapists.No wonder your only client is a fox.
>>31326950Nick is gay because Judy barely counts as a woman
>>31327257Foxes are Violet's speciality
>>31326950>A-cups at mostYep, all eight of them.
>>31327378Gideon never had a mother, that's why he's like that.
>>31326977A cups in abunny would be relatively generous
“Do you know what the M2 Flamethrower sounds like, carrots? It roars like a dragon, a fiery god purging everything in it's path. Hold down the trigger and the "woosh" drowns out everything else, focus on the noise and you almost convince yourself you don't hear the screams. By the time the tank is empty, everything is over, even the men are quiet. There's nothing but the crackling of burning thatch. You see, it's not the noise that keeps me awake at night, it's the silence.”
>>31327599>Nick never had a fatherWhy's Disney have such a hate boner for parents?
>>31327890I guess Nick's seen more shit when he wasn't even on the force than he does now that he's on
>>31326950Judy's got Abby titties. They're manly as fuck
>>31326929I wanna see Pandora give birth to tiger-stoat hybrids and have them be like big Marty
>>31328027>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>31328027>one month into pregnancy, and her kit's already as big as her
>>31328027>h*brids
>>31327818>A cups in a bunny would be relatively generousPosts image of bunny with C cups.
>>31328073?No, she mated with a stoat, not an elephant.
>>31328081Shes only 3 feet tall, so her bust size is small too
>>31328000>Abby>titsthat's an oxymoron
>>31328106see >>31328027>have them be like big Marty
>>31328081
Just found the time to reply, sorry for the long post.>>31314314>Yall took the fresh guy, furfag him to high hell and now are convincing him to be a bottom bitch for your degenartes desires.I'm not completely "fresh". I've been on 4chan for a couple of years now, but I had always been adamant in my hate for furries until recently. >And he totally wanted that because holy fucking hell he gave up his point so quickly tooThat's fair. I'm honestly pretty weak willed on some fronts, so I'm beginning to think that I was just looking for the perfect excuse to stop resisting the whole furry thing. Almost as if I set myself up for failure unconsciously. >Or he has issues and yall are taking advantageI don't feel like the thread has taken advantage of me at all. I'm actually extremely grateful to the thread for giving me Marshall, because he almost feels like a safe outlet for me to explore what I've been missing out on.>Either way the snow leopard is the bike for the week, everyone gets a ride.I'm not against this. But I'm gonna make a genuine effort to be less horny so that I don't encourage this.>>31316385>>31316531>theres nothing wrong with him getting into the world he kept himself away from>im happy he's finding joy in something he's unreasonably kept himself away from for so longI appreciate the support you guys.
>>31328615>But I'm gonna make a genuine effort to be less horny so that I don't encourage this.Yeah, my advice for you would be to just not play into what you're not comfortable with. From my experience, at least, it seems to get the point across pretty easily that you aren't interested. I don't really consider myself to be a prude, but I also have a particular aversion towards having pornography made of a character that I project my own personality onto, so I just don't encourage it.I don't have any problem with those who feel differently about it, though (e.g. A_Sig, who openly and very deliberately encourages it for his character, Terry), but... well, you probably understand the point I'm getting across already. Just indulge in what you're comfortable in and don't indulge in what you aren't.
>>31328785I'm not sure what is more worrying, getting porn of a favourite character or, projecting oneself into a fictional character and having concerns as to how others treat said character?Still, as long as Zaush or Doxy doesn't notice your character, you should be OK.
>>31328785No, I don't think I'll mind if anyone makes lewds of Marshall, as long as it's not femboy stuff. I can't get into that.>I also have a particular aversion towards having pornography made of a character that I project my own personality ontoYeah, that's where I'm not sure how I feel anymore. After I made the choice to try and self insert a bit as Marshall, I wasn't sure if I wanted lewds if I was trying to channel a bit of my personality into him, but I think I can live with it if any content creators wanted to (I don't think I'll go out of my way to bother them though).
>>31328067>>31328080>>31328168We'll call them "Stogers", and they'll be semi-aquatic with stripes and orange fur on a tube-like body
>>31328785>A_Sig, who openly and very deliberately encourages it for his character, Terry>Danilo, last words, just before being used as a living test subject for the Lewdnomicon
>>31327945You want an actual answer or are you just joking?
>>31328900>projecting oneself into a fictional characterI think that's precisely one of the primary functions of a fursona, and what (in my opinion) separates it from simply being an original character. The clue is in its name: it's a play on the word 'persona', i.e. a character you play. How much said character reflects your own personality depends on how much of yourself want to project onto it, but regardless of whether it's entirely or not very, it's still *you* playing the part, and is still, in that sense, you. Of course, you could argue for longer about where the dividing line for this really is, but be aware that would open a whole other philosophical can of worms.Danilo doesn't share my name in real life, doesn't live where I live, and doesn't have all the same life experiences that I do -- but he still dresses like me, talks like me, has most of the same anxieties as me, and has much the same likes, dislikes, desires, and anxieties that I do (even if some of those may be diminished or exaggerated by my choosing). I feel he is, essentially, a projection of myself in a fictional setting, down to, in this context, his/my sexual preferences. I have very little immediate interest in sex in my real life, and so, neither does he.I wouldn't say that I'm concerned about how he's treated and depicted by others, though. Regardless of how much he reflects myself, he is still, as you said, a fictional character, and I know how to separate fiction from reality. I just probably wouldn't be hugely appreciative of it.
>>31329447I was joking, but if you have a real answer I'd be interested in hearing it.
>>31329497>I have very little immediate interest in sex in my real life, and so, neither does he.Hey more power to you, man. If you aren't okay with your projection being used as porn fodder then I understand
>>31328625I wonder if proto-Judy is bustier than the rest of her family or if all Hopps does in that universe are curvy and busty.
>>31329663Busty rabbit orgy with Nick when?
>>31329574I don't have a real answer though, just a rumor.The rumor goes that after Walt started getting famous and earning money like rain, one of the first things he did was buy his parents a house. Problem was, there was something wrong with the gas pipes and the house ended up burning (or exploding, idk) with both mom and dad inside, and of course he blamed himself then comes the trauma and then the staple of parents in disney movies always dying became a thing.Again, this is just an internet rumor so take this with a grain of salt.
>>31329663Boobies? Bunnies? Bo... Boonies?Boonies.BOONIES!
>>31328625>>31329663>>31329719Don't forget zis nick, tooProto-Judy wants tender, gentle lovemaking, where the sheer novelty of having two foxes in bed is enough to set her off. Judy wants to try more adventurous experimentation, and loves the idea of helping Proto Judy feel comfortable and loved. Zis Judy wants to get knotted in both holes as frequently as their stamina will hold out.>fourth or fifth parking meter captcha in two daysit's a sign
https://piczel.tv/watch/ittybittykittytittys(and in case you all were still ablooing about fuel, he's there too)
>>31329497I'll have to say, that's a far more concise explanation than I expected here.Enjoy our little community.
>>31330086>and in case you all were still ablooing about fuelI think that's already come to pass by now.
>>31329756Damn. I won't take it for truth, but that's an interesting rumor.
>>31329663>"I'll just call you Judy Flatts so we know who's who."
>>31330086That's a lot of streams running at once
>>31330086pretty sure that was the same thing as people bringing discord drama to the threads
>>31330276Can't say I see how art streams relate to drama, but okay
>>31330018Wait, which Judy is which? Is Proto-Judy the yellow one or the one with the hair tuff?
>>31329111>I made the choice to try and self insert a bit as MarshallIf you manage to gain a little recognition here, you may be blessed with some sona art by some of our CC's, depending on how creative you can be.I'm still not sure I was worthy, but I'm not going to complain.
at least we try
>>31330398the way I imagined it there, proto-judy is the one with yellow fur that Byron drew originally. Zistopia Judy has the hair tuft.
>>31330373whats with the really dumb posts in this gen lately. the anon who was posting it every few days had the intent of starting shit, not to really be sad about fuel, in the same way people brought up discord drama with no intent on actually resolving it and mostly just using it as shitpost material . everyone i know who cares about fuel and other ccs went to streams and kept following them or even got in touch with them through discord or twitter.
>>31330398Digging through the 'art-books' I've found these.Remember the real original concept, Judy was Jack. Someone at Disney must have tried a tuft Judy, but it was dropped.
>>31330704Jack wasn't Judy though. Jack was Nick.
>>31330704Jack turned to Nick going by Word of God.
>>31330719True, I was just following the Judys'.Have an Orwellian Judy.
>>31330791
>>31330811
>>31330819
>>31330829
>>31330704Theres more tuft Judy in the book Art of Zootopia. I think they removed it before even 3d phase.
>>31330704Good night /ztg
>>31332017Good night
>>31332186Sleep tight bunner.
dsfaf
>>31330430Yeah, I'm trying to think up a good backstory and stuff for him to establish him a bit more before I try writing some embarrassingly bad greentext about him.
>>31332833
>>31332833HONEY NO
Oh no what is that shit
>>31329130
How would this conversation play out?
>>31333206>I am the android sent by ZyberLife!>Why did they give you pawpads
>>31332833Wait, has Nobby come back?
>>31333327that looks nothing like nobby, mate
>>31333327it's from like two years ago, found it while searching for refs
dubs and i attempt drawabox again tomorrow
Dubs and Zootopia 2 is cancelled forever
>>31334539Do it anyway!
>>31334560nah, i still have other shit i need to dolike sleeping at a semi-reasonable hour
>>31334539trips and you are banished from /trash/ for a day and a half
>>31333994>Judy is indulging in Nick's incest fantasies and roleplays as a little "sister"
>>31334782Does that mean Nick will indulge Judy by dressing up as a buck so she can be bred by one of her “big brothers”?
>>31334861Oh yeah, I didn't think of that. That sounds hot. Judy needs more brother sister incest. Shame she didn't get a official character brother.
>>31334876what if we make jack her brother?
>>31335437Nice try Jack, but you're not gonna fug Judy
Ajhahahha
>>31335467haha yes it was just a joke i dont want to fuck judy
>>31335641>>31335467Why is the thread so against the two buns making love?
>>31326854BIKES
>>31335896In the road?
>>31333206why foxes aren't allowed to enjoy their sammiches ?this must stop!
>>31335920https://youtu.be/25ZvvprhWZo?t=711
>>31335920what's this, ghost hours ?pandanon said hi and now old (and bad) memes are backwe having a party next ?
>>31336012Man I'm so salty I missed Pandanon saying hi, but it's great to know he's still kicking and thinks of us occasionally. And that his silly furry songs are popular with normies.
>>31336012I am still, four years on, holding out for the return of >ywnick and Descriptive Filename Anon
>>31336070>know he's still kickingyup, good to know he didn't die for reals.i should have the old dick the nick song around>>31336111>I am still, four years onCheers.
>>31333994This man is my god!
>>31334861>dressing up as a buck so she can be bred by one of her “big brothers"I think you may have missed the way this works?Oh right, gay.nvm
>>31336189gay? what? Judy's gonna dress up as one of her big brothers and fuck Nick? That's kinda weird.
All Jack wanted was Judy's sweet bun pussy. Is that too much to ask for?
>>31337314Well he's going to have to stand in line. There should be an opening next century or so.
>>31337349if Judy's line is that long, how long is Nick's?
>>31337357One day science will find a material strong enough to put his asshole back together.
>>31337403RIP Nick's ass (literally)
>>31337403or more like, one day, science will find a material as strong as Nick's asshole one day.
>>31336677oops, miss-read that, thought it said dress NICK up as a rabbit buck, and then be fucked by one of her brothers!>oh bugger, now everyone will want that!
Ksjxjxjx
>>31337417>'And all the kings horses couldn't put Nick's ass back together again.'
>>31337578>expecting them not to get horny enough to fuck Nick's asshole if they manage to put it together again.
OK, prepare to have your minds blown.Twelve years ago artist paints Cthulhu dressed up in a fox suit with a pet dressed up in a rabbit suit...WTF?!
>>31334539>>31334750quints and you're both fagsL e l
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQPZ_vLGj2U
>>31337654Wtf real?
>>31337654Fox and rabbit pairs aren't new
>>31338414Ok, the link is sort of in the filename;https://e621.net/posts?page=2&tags=ursula_vernonActually a rather interesting artist, had a six year 'penis art' period.
>>31338697>literally the guy behind lolwutdamn
>>31337314Got u
Did TGG stream last night?
Found this and immediately thought of the threads.
>>31329663I bet Violet in that universe is busty as heck. Not even that sweater would be able to hide it.
Bogo's brother took on a more secular lifestyle.
>>31338727Noice, who drew this?
>>31338724Yup
>>31339492your replying to them, so uhh me.
>>31339560>your replying to them, so uhh me.VERY hot, Anon! Submissive, dominated Judy is always in style!
>>31339623Thanks! Honestly im just a fan of yuri, and this is just how i imagined it would play out if such a thing existed.
>>31339827>im just a fan of yuri,I'm not familiar with yuri?
>>31339956yuri is a japanese term to describe female on female content, mostly applied to fictional works such as japanese comics or cartoons. there is a board on 4chan dedicated to the stuff, which is where i generally frequent, just popped into this thread in case anyone would appreciate the content of my drawing.
>>31340016Huh! I learn something new every day on 4chan. Very much appreciate your content, YuriAnon, and thank you!
>>31340029no problem and nice picture!
>>31339339>secularI think that word means the direct opposite of what you think it means.
>>31339560>>31339827>>31340016Thanks anon, it is a very nice picture!
>>31340029Many judies is so hotWe need more
Feur a
>>31340237Sadly, Alec moved on from Zoot and is doing more girl-boy bondage stuff.
>>31339178now I need a pic of Skye being angry and holding something heavy.
>>31340634you can't blame the CC's, they can't keep doing this forever. I'll enjoy their company as long as it lasts
>>31340803I agree with you wholly, Anon. While I'm sorry it's over, I'm delighted it happened at all.
>>31340898are those two Nicks? Can I borrow one?
>>31340971
>>31340917I think they're busy right now. And probably knotted. And Judy wishes the one buried up her ass would stop tugging.
>>31341017>knotted assRIP Judy's bunhole
>>31341253Aw, she squeals, begs and tries to get away, but she totally loves it!
>>31341382It’s also ruined her butthole. She’ll never poop normally again.
>>31341544It's fine, rabbits have very efficient digestive tracts.
>>31341611Does Nick know Judy's been screwing around with McHorn?
>>31341855Ofcourse he does, he went to her funeral.
How committed is Judy to be Nick’s housewife?
>>31341965zero, that's why Skye is a much better choice as a wife. Judy will be a nice GF but not wife material.
>>31342059And Jack comes for free as a towel/dishrag/cumrag
>>31336158>i should have the old dick the nick song aroundBelieve it or not, I actually still have all my old project files. Including all the shit I started and never got far into production.
>>31342111>dick the nickI want to dick the Nick.
>>31342111>Fuck off spidermanGood times
>>31342134I'm obsessed with Nick, I'm not even gay.I need help.
>>31342176We are ALL Nicksexual on this blessed day :)
>>31342134I don't wanna sex the foxI don't wanna sex the foxI don't wanna sex the -- I WANNA FUCK THAT FOX!!!
>>31342075Jack and Judy go off and have high stakes adventures around the globe and sometimes suck face
>>31342196How does he do it?! He's just brushing his teeth and all I can think about is how wonderful it'd be to run my fingers through his fluffy white chest ruff and stroke his back until I reach his taut, squeezable ass. I'm sure he'd hike his tail just-so and smile that coy little smile of his back at me.Oh great, it's Fap o'clock again...
Glad to see people still wanna fuck Nick, whether they're straight or gay.Never change, /ztg/
>>31342327Anon, it's not our fault -- just look at this goddamn fox! Look how incredibly sexy and fuckable he is! Who are we to resist such vulpine charms when they're so ably wielded by an absolute master of ancient martial art of Fox-Fucking Fu? He's Nick and his very name is an anagram for "FUCK ME NOW!"Isn't that right, Nick? Isn't that ... oops, I think we pissed him off.
Actually, the idea of Nick flirting with you and smooth talking you into bottoming for him even after you told him you're straight is hotter than fucking him.
>>31342397>Actually, the idea of Nick flirting with you and smooth talking you into bottoming for him even after you told him you're straight is hotter than fucking him.You mean when he whispers "Hi" in your ear?
>>31342483
>>31342397Is this that "straight conversion" porn that a lot of gay people are into?
>>31342512Yes
>>31342483In fact, I bet he tries even harder to get you into bed when you tell him that you're straight. He probably likes the satisfaction of knotting someone and whispering into their ear about how "they say they're straight, but their body is betraying them" as he makes them nut hands free.>>31342512I guess it is technically, but I'm straight.
>>31342547>n fact, I bet he tries even harder to get you into bed when you tell him that you're straight. He probably likes the satisfaction of knotting someone and whispering into their ear about how "they say they're straight, but their body is betraying them" as he makes them nut hands free.Me: "But, I'm straight!"Nick: "Not tonight."
>>31342610>>31342547>getting knottedI'll pass. I'd rather just fuck Nick's boipussy.
>>31342610I bet it's mostly predators that bottom for Nick. A large amount of predators are probably too shy to outright say they want to bottom, so Nick takes advantage of that and sweet-talks them into going back to his apartment, and they always take his knot and love it. They leave his apartment feeling more confused than when they entered.
>bothering with labels when there's dox fick to play with all nightThough honestly I'd want to make sure Judy's there too. It's them having fun together that gets me diamonds.
>>31342610Shut up fag
>>31342397>>31342483>>31342547>>31342610>>31342693Its now my headcanon that Marshall was fucked by a wolf like this
>>31340917I assume it's that other fox that gets paired with Violet a lot.
>>31342741Brutally raped, and traumatized into being gay
>>31342758I'd rather be loved and cuddled to being gay since I'm not getting any attention from the other sex.
>>31342829Well, that is what most young boys, who end up gay, get.
>>31342397>>31342483>>31342547>>31342610>>31342693>>31342741While that does sound hot, that definitely never happened to Marshall. >>31342758That's terrible.
>>31342741>Its now my headcanon that Marshall was fucked by a wolf like thisWho or what is Marshall?
>>31343045New thread zoosona. His owner had a gay/furry crisis and now he comes to /ztg/. Hes a snep but I don't have his picture saved its probably on the booru.
>>31343185Ah, I see. Thanks.
>decide to try nofap>block all porn related sites>Exception for /ztg/ cause of nice community>saucy Nick thread. Oh no
>The coyote jerked, kicking off his blanket. He gasped for breath and realized he was in bed. His heart was pounding.>He sat up, eyeing the empty space next to him. In his fear he had forgotten he had no one to run to.>"Fuck," he sighed, running a paw across his face, stopping when his fingers reached the indentations of his new claw marks.>"Miss you, buddy," he sniffed. "Hope you don't mind the scars." He had a feeling it would be fine, but Dewey had always given compliments to Don about his appearance. The coyote wanted nothing more than to hold Dewey in his arms, but he felt a gnawing apprehension over how Dewey would react upon seeing his face. He hated the idea of visiting him after he finally wakes up, and Dewey's expression morphing from joy to deep concern over what he'd see. Don's anxiety ate away at him.>The coyote growled after hearing his stomach, which growled even louder.>"Shut the fuck up. I'm not trying to sing a duet with you." He said when it wouldn't stop. He's barely eaten in days. While Dewey was one of those who would stress-eat during difficult times, Don was the opposite. He could never hold down any food when in emotional turmoil. It would just come back up if he forced it.
>Don inhaled deeply and got up, not bothering to make his bed. He didn't have the will to perform even the most basic personal maintenance. First it was his tie incorrectly, not eating, then this. What hurt him most was that he was proud and cared about these things, but didn't have the strength to do anything about it.>Even so, he grabbed a towel and lumbered over to the shower. He made it scalding hot. It almost felt like a hug.>Finishing after standing still under the running water for about an hour, he shut the faucet and toweled off. Dewey would have shook off most of the water like a pup before exiting the tub and drying off with a towel. Don once scolded Dewey when he splashed water everywhere in the bathroom. Dewey always stayed in the shower to shake off afterward.>Don tried to physically shake off the memory but became dizzy instead. He saw his reflection in the mirror, felt pathetic and silly, and retreated to his bedroom.>When throwing on what he wore yesterday (it didn't matter to him what he wore anymore), he felt a vibration in his pocket.>Several texts from Jeanine.
>(Heyyy dawg u wlked out on us yesterday)>(U missed out on seeing mama eat shit at the billiards place)>(Coulda won some $$. U know those rhino hands can't hold no sticks)>The messages went on like this for a while, and Don read through them mechanically, not fully absorbing all the information. That is, until she mentioned Dewey.>(I kno u don't wanna talk about it, but we gotta think of a nice gift for ur boy) She used a liberal amount of gift emojis in that one. He knew she was right. He just didn't want to be seen in public.>He decided to answer her without reading the rest of her messages, feeling annoyed. He understood she was just trying to be a good friend, probably feeling guilty over how she chewed him out right before... What happened.>Don: I want to get him something too. Let me know if you're free.>"Nothing gets done while you sulk like a little pissbaby all day," Don said to himself. "Let's do something constructive." He threw on some cologne before pulling out a granola bar. His stomach growled and he ate only half. Better than nothing.
>>31343750You can't escape your fate.
>>31343846>>31343873>>31343888>It ContinuesHell yeah!
>>31308594>Terry eating his favorite food (besides snakes).
>>31345127I spot a pineapple
https://twitter.com/s1msy_sfw/status/1280241495128387584
>>31345270God, imagine how hot being spiroasted by Gideon and Clawhauser would be
>>31345479remove both and replace them with Nicks.
>>31345450So. Much. D'AWWW!
>>31345127>"Pizza-kun... I... I want your cheese juice. Give me. Give me all your cheese juice. Put it in my mouth, Pizza-kun. Please. Homp."
>>31344457>Don deals with crippling depression>"Hell yeah!"But seriously, I'm teasing. I'm grateful you're into it.
>>31345479>fat in the way>cant get their clit sized dicks in>proceed to cry about it>you are now between 2 crying naked dudes
>>31345681>"It's flavor is...! Ah, oh no. I'm... I'm going to... Aaaa-AAAAHHH!">Now serving piping hot medium pineapple for only $5.99. Get it today, only at Dominoes.">End of commercial>
I dip my pizza in ranch.If you don't do this, you're eating pizza wrong.
>>31345127>filenameTo be fair, Italy really does take its cuisine far more seriously than Americans do.I can only imagine how much better it is over there compared to the shitty fast-food joint types we're all stuck with over here.
>>31345769You, Anon, are a god among gods! Ranch is the solution for EVERYTHING! The thing I hate most about going to Europe is that when you ask for Ranch, you get the stink-eye or a totally blank look. Except for the French.
>>31345729>clit sized dicks>implyingYou realize that they're probably hung, if not above average, right?
>>31340163>I think that word means the direct opposite of what you think it means.I think you're right.Sometimes I just lose words, I know they're there, I can almost hear them, but then I grab the wrong one...
>>31345807>Except for the French.Just don't speak their language to them if you're bad at it. They're snobbish about it and will try everything to make you stay quiet.
>>31345769>I dip my pizza in ranch.>If you don't do this, you're eating pizza wrong.I use Nick's special sauce. Fresh from the top. He won't tell me where he gets it though. Silly fox
>>31345868Fresh from the *tip
>>31345135>>31345681>>31345757>>31345769Delet these anons>>31345775Having eaten both cuisines, I can tell you that in the US you are good with meat, the best filet mignon I have ever eaten was in Chicago (followed by New York), and the wings in Buffalo were quite goodCajun cuisine is also tastyYour pizza... sorry, but you are still quite below imho (tried both New York style and Chicago deep dish)
>>31345944What about Day-old pizza? can i enjoy it without making The Mongoose angry at me?
>>31345944>Chicago deep dishMan, I like deep dish, but it is a VERY different beast from New York or Neapolitan styles.It's really more like a soup of cheese and sauce than a pizza.
>>31345769>ranch on pizzaThis is by far the most repulsive thing itt and that's really saying something
I have never tried ranch on pizza, but now I want to.
>>31345856>Just don't speak their language to them if you're bad at it. They're snobbish about it and will try everything to make you stay quiet.Yeah, I've learned to say nothing in French when I'm outside Paris, unless it's "Bonjour/soir, Au revoir, si'vous plait and my favorite phrase, "Je suis desole; je suis Americain"
>>31346125See>>31329130
>>31346189>I have never tried ranch on pizza, but now I want to.You are so damned right you want to! You will not regret this. Ranch is to pizza what blue cheese is to hot wings.
>>31339183I did not. I'm out of town
What's with the influx of Nobby's art on the booru? Did I miss something?
>>31347379Might be someone filling out a back log. I'm seeing some pieces by Rose I haven't seen before
>>31346895Oh, good! Hope you're having fun!
>>31346218I'm gonna sound like a fucking maniac, but I'm not too big on hot wings
>>31347527I'm not either, honestly, but sometimes those fuckers are just the right thing.
>>31347527Same. It's not weird, or at least I don't think it is. Fiddly little boned things, and often so hot that there's no other decent flavor involved. If I'm gonna eat something like that, make it boneless chicken fingers. Much more efficient.
>>31347451Ah ok, thanks
>>31347451What happened to her? Is she posting to anywhere
>>31347807She's an essential worker and apparently has been working fucked up hours in an incredibly stressful work environment for a while
>>31347841That's fucked. I hope she gets better hours soon. This covid shit sucks
>>31348008Agreed
>>31345270>small dominant confident top>large round but firm bottomNgl got a chub from that pic...
>>31345995Good for me, I'm not SO picky>>31346122It tastes like a calzone made with store bought pizza dough (the premade and prerolled thing, I don't know if there is in the US)Good if you want to eat a lotMay you have a good night and good pizzas /ztg/
>>31348063Keep it to yourself
>>31348067Snooze loose, mongoose.
>>31348067Goodnight cute tube. I like having you in these threads. You're fun to bully.
all this pizza talk reminds me of the recent traumatic experience of coming back to the apartment from leave and finding little ceasers pizza outside my door... where it had been sitting for over a week still don't know who the culprit is
>>31348454Did you eat it? You ate it, didn't you?
>>31326870>2020>Pulling an I-am-12-and-what-is-this
>>31348613fuuuuck no, i'm surprised i didn't get nightmares from the smell alonethe one maggot i saw enjoyed it at least
>>31348665Your neighbors must have a high smell tolerance or something. I would've thrown it out myself the second time I saw it sitting there.
>>31348652Real talk, how old are you motherfuckers?
>>3134911224
>>31349112As of two months ago
>>31349148>>31349149jfc, I actually wasn't expecting 20's.Are you guys ok?
>>31349112I'm about to be 24
>>3134911233
>>31349168That's not ok. I'm sorry, that is not ok.
>>31349159What were you expecting, exactly? Because we've also got community members in their forties and one in his sixties
>>31349159No, I'm nervous as fuck about my future, but thanks to Covid (I can't believe I said that) I now have money for backup plans. I just wish I could go to school and make friends. I'm tired of working blue collar jobs full of backwards thinking people.
>>3134911238
>>31349174Alright, that one's bullshit. Nice try tho haha
>>31349183He's expecting replies because its a shitpost
>>31349183I guess that's ok if they're high-spectrum or something. Still kinda sad. I was hoping to not hear anything past 20.I wouldn't even think that high schoolers would be into this shit.>>31349195idk what that has to fucking do with it. Clearly, you got better shit to be doing
>>31349219>I wouldn't even think that high schoolers would be into this shitNobody tell this guy about My Little Pony
>>3134911223. Zootopia came out when I was 19.
>>31349195 (me)>>31349180Eh. What can I say? Hopefully I can get my shit together, because otherwise my final solution would be to join the navy, and I don't wanna sacrifice two or four years of my life in a ship out in the middle of the ocean, but I'll do what I gotta if I gotta.
>>3134911224Been here since I was 20
>>3134911232.
>>31349245No, that's great!A lot of people would kill to go into the navy (fucking me included). It can give the skills and discipline that'll help you go far in life. I mean, you can learn that stuff without going into the military either, but I wouldn't look down on that option.Rest of you guys, follow this dudes example. Work your ass off and better yourselves.
>>3134911221, I'm a baby like >>31349149
>>31349219>I was hoping to not hear anything past 20.>Thread has been going on for 4 years>Some anons have been here since the start
>>31349324I mean, I'm 19. That shit came out when I was like 14, and even then I wasn't into that kid shit.
>>31349342you were a loser then, loser nowgotcha
>>31349357bruh, it's fucking kids movie, idk what to tell you. nobody i knew batted an eye at that shit.
>>31349292I appreciate the encouragement, anon, I really do. Right now, I'm looking to see if I can get back into my old major back in CUNY now that I've got more money finally, but I feel like I'm not doing enough.
>>31349300ur a grown ass man dafuq u mean ur a baby>>31349388best of luck to you manlove your fuckin
This does make me wonder though,If there's any people here who were never a fan of Zootopia even when it first came out, why did they even come here in the first place?And from the looks of it, there do seem to be quite a few anons here like that.
>>31349408Some come to shitpost.
>>31349403*love ur fucking hustle haha>>31349408I'm just looking around this boardall of you guys are into kid shit apparently
>>31349357Let people be, man. There's plenty of anons in this thread who lead great and fulfilling lives. Just because people took the movie and made fics out of it or enjoy the setting doesn't mean they're losers.
>>31349403baby compared to you 35 year old curmudgeons shouldn't you be telling us to get off your lawn
>>31349433bruh i think hes one of ur people
>>31349425>all of you guys are into kid shitNope. The people into kid shit are over at /TLHG/.
Oh yeahTime to fuck these threads up
>>31349443It begins
>>31349439see>>31349342tl;dr u grown af, quit bitchin
>>31349384I think it's more the whole drive by shitposting on a basket weaving hidden fat board that rubs shoulder with TLHG, 2 racebait generals, 4 different slut/bimbo/erp and /sug/.
>>31349465i mean all of you fucking deserve itwut can i say haha
>>3134911221
>>31349483Honestly, I don't mind it, especially considering this is 4chan. Though I expected a reply from you defending yourself rather than agreeing on the whole being a loser thing.
>>31349504get a life b4 ur life becomes this>>31349532i mean i aint special, but i dont see how grown ass men be into this shit
>>31349547Your pretty short bus special anon
>>31349112CC here, 30Life's short and we're all right now at greater risk than usual of dying prematurely. Do what makes you happy, ignore the bullshit.
>>31349408I actually haven't seen it, nor do I have any concrete plans to do so.
>>31349568dont tell me that shit when all the short bus kids are into the same shit as u guys>>31349584honestly i think everyones overreacting to that shit, but w/e i still think ud have better shit to do
>>31349547You're either shitposting right now or you're just that oblivious if you've been breathing air for the past 10 years without so much as catching wind of the MLP fandom. I fail to see how this could actually be so much of a shocker to you
>>31349615those guys are "special special" thou guys seem smarter than that Tbh
>who here drinks water?>i drink water>hahahaha lmaoooooooooooo what a fucking loser you drink water what the fuck is wrong with you>ten billion replies
>>31349584Twitter style poster already outed himself as someone who can't drive or drink yet and probably haven't overworked himself to get/keep a job and fucked in the ass on family squabbles, don't judge him so harshly as he'll probably figure out the whole "normal people behave normally and have normal interests" and consoom in the next few years.
>>31349655I work and study and im independent, so fuck you. I didnt get here by watching cartoons i can tell you that much>>31349646yall probably drink soda and shit all fucking day
>>31349633Zootopia really satisfies the ol' worldbuilding itch. There's a huge amount of thought put into the setting, while also having a lot of room for new stuff to be thought up.
>>31349646can't believe there's filthy water-drinkers on my pure, kombucha-chad thread
>>31349675There there.
>>31349680aight y couldnt any1 else tell it how it iscoulda just said that shitsmdh
>>31349694'Cause you were acting like a bit of an asshole
>>31349706na u just soft bitch
>>31349646We rarely get low quality Twitter imports, though. Especially ones that are insecure enough to put it out that they wouldn't enjoy something if it wasn't socially accepted.
>>31349694Probably cuz you type like a fag and your shit's all retarded
>>31349726oh now ur tough when i say one of u is rite
>>31349675I credit this particular cartoon for bolstering an on and off writing habit into something I'll keep for the rest of my life. Fuck, I'm learning to draw because there's stuff I want to see.Far as I'm concerned I'm now a more complete and skilled person than when I started.anyway - bait, sweetheart, etc.
>>3134911222 you fucking glow-in-the-dark dataminer
>>31349112I turn 30 next month
>>31349762Oh fuck I didn't think about that.
>>31349782lmao fuck off>>31349759good shit but u sound like a fucking nerdkeep it lowkey real talk
>>31349762>Indeed it was me, Cambridge Analytica, all along. You ignorant fools.lmaobruh who tf wants data on u losers real talk
>>31349112I'll be 63 in four months 0_0(I don't know whether to be ashamed or not, but there are others like me!)
>>31349807or what you're going to get angry lmao delusional
>>31349807>keep it lowkey real talkSorry, I don't take orders from niggers.
>>31349843its gucci cuz u watch it wit ur grandkidsdas good shit
>>31349832>bruh who tf wants data on u losersprobably companies like bad dragon desu
>>31349807eat my ass
>>31349843It blows my mind that a person born in the 50s somehow wound up on a site like this. I can only wonder what I'll be doing by the time I'm that age.
>>31349905Considering how fast things are changing who knows what 50 will be like in 20-30 years.The way biomed is blowing up too that might be ten years from middle aged.
>>31349905>>31349930The internet generation isn't "old" yet, it's going to be weird.
>>31327027
>>31350000Thank you anonHoly quads.
>>31349905>I can only wonder what I'll be doing by the time I'm that age.
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>>31341855img source?
>>31350016Well, "rotting in the ground" is always on the table of course.
>>31350047I might commission someone to make that coffee judy pic, but I also want to confirm with TB that the person who made the original art wouldnt get offended
>>30603167 >>30604530 >>30612640 >>30629168 >>30615710 >>30629225
>>31350146I want all of them
>>31350146>No hug from the okapiWow now I'm sad
>>31350146you're great, reply
>>31350033looks like PKBunny
>>31350047I'm honestly halfway considering dropping my discord tag for talking with other people about fetish stuff.I just don't have the courage to approach anyone about the topic.
>>31350047I wanna make friends on discord
>>31350146<3
>>3134911253
>>31350596Weaver?
GO GO POST 400
>>31350640I'll help ya get there
>>31350640400
>>31350665And now, 400 for the retards who still don't use 4chanX
>>31350047I'm silently (well, previously silently) hoping that this guy >>31350092 actually ends up commissioning this idea.It's actually playing a bit into my inanimate TF fetish.
>>31345127I'll bet that pizzer tasted great
>>31345127Goddamn Terry, trim that neck furThat's too much fluff
>>31352267Quarantine's been getting the best of him
>>31350202I will share with you, anon.
>>31352295I know all the fur trimmers are closed but still, that's something you can do yourself
>>31352267>too much fluffno such thing
>>31352393>that's something you can do yourselfDo you think Terry would take such a risk?
>>31352384
>>31350047Im miserable and want to be betterBut tomorrow i will do the same as todayIm tired of uplifting messages wasted on someone who doesnt try to improve
>>31350047i'm kinda sadi don't like watching this place, but i can't leavei don't know why i come back, i have no friends here
>>31345127Terry no!
