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/ZTG/ - Zootopia General: Bros Being Bros Edition

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>>30321001
requesting some honey lewds

maybe the night she crashed with Finnick in the van
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>>30321180
You know who else are also total bros?
That's right, tubes!
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>>30321001
Honey trying to explain an extremely obscure meme to Nick
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Yesterday's thread started kinda shitty when when learned Albine posted here, but it was cuck themed so feeling shitty was kinda the point. Towards the end we had some fun times though, proof that there's always a better tomorrow. Let's continue those good feels on our 2016 Reminescence Tour with wholesome/dorky/silly Jack & Skye. Bonus points if Nick and Judy are involved.
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So I haven't seen all of Zootopia, but the idea is a gay guy got sick of being treated like a nigger and made a movie about that, right? How did he sell a concept like that to Disney?
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No art club tonight then?
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>>30321307
Gtfo. Come back when you've seen all of it.
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>>30321288
Was that actually Albine? I assumed it could have been a troll using his name here.
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>>30321377
it is
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>>30321180
Wait, how the fuck is that even remotely safe to have Finnick sit on a stack of books so he can see over the wheel, yet he can't reach the brakes (or the clutch, seeing how he's driving a manual). And Nick's not even wearing his fucking seatbelt. The goddamn roads in Zootopia must be a circus of death and carnage with shit like this going on. Who the hell is in charge of traffic safety in Zootopia, anyway? The ZPD has some mouthy bunny cop slapping tickets on everything with four wheels that's stationary for 3/10ths of a second, but once those wheels start rollin', it's a one-way road to WhoGivesAFuckVille.

I don't think Disney thought this shit through.
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>>30321422
Stop being racist against short mammals.
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ahhhaaaahhhhh
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Good evening, fluffers.
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>>30321377
we can never be 100% sure unless Albine confirms it on one of his real accounts, but i think he posted some art that hasn't been posted anywhere else in his style
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>>30321488
Git rekt.
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>>30321422
bet wheel-mounted controls for throttle/brakes etc. are a standard option, with all the various scales at play.

There could also be some rules against small mammals driving big cars in most cases. Finnick would either be grandfathered in with an old clunker van that's juuuust old enough to get in under the door, or he drives illegally
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>>30321377
>>30321502
he just drew something in the previous thread
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>>30321500
GENERAL KENOBI
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>>30321288
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>>30321307
isnt that the plot of every children movie
>omg im bee
>omg i no bee like other bee
>bee yourself
>*song*
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>>30321514
Get YiSTDs to draw herself like the Myra cover and I'll never shit on her again.
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>>30321713
get byron to draw wildehopps kiss coward
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>>30321713
"ill stop bothering people once they debase themselves by acceding to my demands" are you 10 and throwing a tantrum?
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>>30321694
Yeah but usually those are about individual personality quirks and non-systemic reactions they get.
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>>30321713
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>>30321802
>Dark skinned lion being the bad guy.

I forgot how based Disney was.
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>>30321802
Okay that one's not about personality but it's hardly racism either. More about his father being a rapist and murderer.
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>>30321713
This is such a toothless threat it's actually hilarious. "If you don't agree to my demands, I'll continue to cause a mild inconvenience on a site the artist doesn't even visit!"
My point from the last thread still stands that you're very pathetic. Start doxxing people or something, and maybe you'll be taken slightly more seriously. Or don't -- I would love you to keep this current act up because it's incredibly entertaining.
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>>30321713
(You)
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>>30321502
>>30321536
If you are talking about the two pictures of Judy and Jack in front of a tree, both of those have been publicly posted (granted on the commissioner's page rather than Albine's).
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Can everyone stop being so angry all the time
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>>30321901
>>30321505
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>>30321514
>>30321733
>>30321754
>>30321817
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>>30321930
When I'm not angry, I'm sad. At least being angry is fun.
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>>30321901
what about this
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The Age of Sail! Pirates, privateers, ships, cannons--an age ruled by devious captains, fast ships, and hearty crews. Why do you deserve to be part of my crew? Go on, sit down, you have until I finish my drink. Five minutes, tops. That's right! It's the 5/5 GREENTEXT CHALLENGE! Rules and new prompts below!

RULES:
>Reply to this post to roll; the last two digits determine your prompt

>First digit chooses your object
>Second digit chooses your emotion
>Free Choices are picked from the listed options

>Convey the emotion (without using the word) through the object

>Maximum five minutes to write
>Maximum of five lines

>OBJECTS:

1. Ship
2. Cannon(s)
3. Sword
4. Coat
5. Eyepatch
6. Flag
7. Lantern
8. Alcohol
9. Gold
0. Free Choice

>EMOTIONS:

1. Awe
2. Thrill
3. Surprise
4. Satisfaction
5. Rage
6. Impatience
7. Admiration
8. Relief
9. Boredom
0. Free Choice

ARTIST CHALLENGE: Roll a prompt and draw a picture of it, or draw a picture for a completed prompt! Let's make a connection between artists and writers! You can have 25 minutes, though.
HARD MODE: Use a color palette that is chosen for you! https://coolors.co/app
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>>30321445
Wait -- all this time I thought Zootopia was an allegory about how prejudice and preconceived notions of racial stereotypes unfavorably influence our interactions with other people, but it turns out it was a warning to children about how fucking Chinese people drive. So THAT'S why Nick and Judy were making Chinky-eyes during roll-call!

The More You Know, I guess.
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>>30321965
I'll admit that one was actually kinda funny.
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>>30321862
LOL I know a lot of shit about so many of this fandom's fuckjobs. People are so goddamn dumb about how easy it is, I just don't post it.
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>>30321323
He is streaming at the moment, but not Zoot art.
I don't know if he will take requests later.
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>>30322011
go on then, i love joocy details. but considering its from you, im gonna need sourcing.
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>>30321969
Rolling.
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>>30322033
Wait is Seether actually going to contribute to the thread?
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>>30321897
You can suck Skye's wintry vixeschlong.
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>>30322011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuxAll6ymoM
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>>30322061
The butthurt is STRONG with this one.
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>>30322011
My dad works at Nintendo!
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>>30322011
>>30322061
If this is the level of artistic talent you have, I can see why you're so jealous all the time.
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>>30322029
No because I'd get banned from this wonderful Egyptian basket weaving community. You'd like that wouldn't you?
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>>30322126
well of course, i get juicy details, you get banned, thats what we call a win-win
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>>30322061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27YDDiTKHn4
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>>30322059
Only in a "point and laugh at him" sorta way.
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>>30322126
You can't even be assed to get even one VPN? Christ, dude. You seriously are pathetic.
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>>30322126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4z7eZFw3DY
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>>30322033
>>30322059
>>30322165
Oh the mug had Beckekinridge on it so I thought that was Seether.
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>>30322178
Anon, he can't even spell VPN, much less figure out how to work one.
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>>30321632
>This is a very different Jack, not the ZIA Field agent Sumatran stripped Rabbit nor is it the rabbit from zoootopia. species is Jackrabbit and nationality is Australia, but of something separate and different. This Jack the Jackrabbit has become Foreverial Tiedup Jack and he was fully delitized with his organs and inside and literally his whole body changed into a permanent living bologna version with permanent living bologna organs and insides and a permanent bologna, ham and cream cheese tongue. nose is a permanent pastrami nose and has two permanent ham lips and two permanent bologna and ham ears. Fully wrapped like a mummy, tiedup this way to remain and always jumping around with a permanent smile on his face and a wide open permanent bologna mouth speaking constantly ready to lick anyone or anything with his permanent Bologna, ham and cream cheese tongue. The furry art bondage borgified version of Jack the jackrabbit. there are other Australian Jack the jackrabbit characters i have done besides this and the UDC field agent. This is defanitely not the ZIA field agent jack as this doesnt exist at all in that movie that I do, this is in the genre of fully permanent living deli and full permanent rubbery rope bondage. This also is defanitely not the jidu from Zootopia as this doesnt happen to him either, just a different character whom becomes Foreverial Tiedup jack"
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>>30322220
dude what are you smoking and can i buy some from you?
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>>30322121
I make my shitposts shitty so I don't give myself away with my style.
Kinda like what Mead did https://mistermead.tumblr.com/post/146810661851/rip-bun-waifu-hello-is-dame-mead-are
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>>30322274
Ah fantastic.
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>>30322274
>comparing yourself to mead
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>>30322274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2wN0nL5zQA
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>>30322274
Who the fuck is Mead?
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>>30321969
>until I finish my drink
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>>30322331
He goes by rockbottomfeeder or hagfish these days. Made the Judy is Ded abloo series.
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>>30321969
Roll
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Oh look someone did a pic based on Rob's.
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>>30322338
FRIEND:
noun
plural noun: friends; plural noun: Friends
1.
a person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations.

I thought I'd post this for, Seether, since the concept is totally alien to you.
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>>30322367
>The sun was shining, the piece of cloth attached to the mast lazily moving in the breeze.
>Judy sighed.
>She joined this ship to have adventures, a frenetic life on the sea.
>But the sea was flat, nothing for miles.
>Let's see if the fox was ready to lose some money with the cards...
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>>30322274
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Bros being bros
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Y'all like SamursSalami... in your mouth! *sfx of you gargling his glop*
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>>30322528
I've got nothing and its murdering my soul to admit that
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>>30322726
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>>30322594
Cute. Nice to see these two not cucking others or getting cucked.
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>>30322726
Wow. I am so offended. There is no way I can recover from an insult this great. Congrats. You have totally bested me.
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>>30322783
Cuck thread was yesterday. Today is wholesome Jack and Skye day.
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>>30322726
(you) --> https://www.reddit.com/r/zootopia/
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>>30322787
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>>30322853
?????? What is that even supposed to mean?
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>>30322315
Hot damn that is one sexy badger
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>>30322126
This is the equivalent of nerdy school kids saying they know what the teacher knows but they can't say anything because they were told not to tell
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>>30322726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74e7mXFlF0Y
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>>30322875
Seether thinks you're a Muslim.
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>>30322853
>>30322914
Oh. I'm not Samur. I don't think he's here atm.
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>>30322126
Kek, apparently you're too dumb to post something on mobile and then clear cookies.
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>>30322914
>>30322938
Samur's already said he's not, which just makes Seether posting all this in an attempt to offend him even funnier
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>>30322853
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>>30323083
I shouldn't have laughed at this, but I did anyway.
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>>30321422
>I don't think Disney thought this shit through.
You just realising this NOW?
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>>30323256
Gimme a break, Anon, I'm a little slow on the uptake sometimes!
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zugghj
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OK, I've got to ask, what's with all the car and bike youtubes?
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>>30323607
Our true galactic overlord
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>>30324140
The universe's cum dumpster
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>>30323607
Looks more like finnick tho
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>>30321990
The snake con pic was funny too
Dude just needs to tone it down while hes here, if he just wants to join in and have fun without it being at anybody's expense then only the schizo will shit on him
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>>30322274
Nice one bunanon
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>>30323607
Headcanon: Skye's last name is Frost. When she marries Jack he'll take her last name and be Jack Frost. Har har.
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>>30324739
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>>30324806
You know, you actually can crack planets in this game.
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>>30324739
>"Go to your room!"
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>>30324894
I would just go around annihilating planets left and right
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>>30325124
I would do the whole map if I could, just one planet after another
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>>30325268
Sleep tight bunner.
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>>30323083
Not funny. This is Borba level douchebaggery.
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>>30325268
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
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>>30325124
>>30325242
You guys would fit right in with the playerbase. Galactic genocide happens to be really popular.
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>>30325489
>Galactic genocide happens to be really popular.
Really, I want to know more.
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>>30325124
That was only once, Carter.
You blew up a few of your own.
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>>30325489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1CQ7Vwz8Eo&disable_polymer=1
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>>30325489
>>30325563
>>30325587
The Bun Guard will hold the line!
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>>30325587
what the heck does disable polymer mean
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>>30325683
Its part of the thing I use to use the old youtube theme, I can't stand the new one so I'm using the old one.
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>>30325563
https://store.steampowered.com/app/281990/Stellaris/
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Personally I make the ugly aliens into slaves and let the furries be residents. Only Foxxos get to be Citizens though.
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Tall Marty AU
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>>30326409
Ears totally count for height. Marty still a manlet.
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>carmelita fox 1.3k
>nick wilde 20k
How do I reach these furries?
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>>30325677
>And then the Space marine foxes arrive lead by Captain Piberius Wilde
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>>30326617
No mere furry can compare to Galactic Cum Dumpster Nick Wilde.
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Don't know which anon took off her top, but thank you.
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>>30326409
Cursed image
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>>30326679
Carmelita is objectively more sexual and, as a hispanic female, more deserving of cum.
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>>30326711
Wasn't she only Hispanic in one of the games? I feel I remember that her accent was different every time.
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>>30323083
Actually based
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>>30326711
There's only enough cum in the world for one fox, and it's going to be Nick.
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>>30326833
The voice actresses put in varying degrees of effort but her design has mostly stayed on point. And her full name is Carmelita Montoya Fox.
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Post bondage
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>>30326845
>off by one
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>>30326640
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>>30327094
nah
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>>30327714
Oh god that's real nice Samur I wanna bang that fox so bad. I'm still straight btw.
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>>30327714
Nice. I'm not into men in dresses, but this is a well drawn piece.
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>>30326845
Is that Marty?
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>>30327864
This is *Nick* in a dress. There is a big difference. For example, it means I'm not gay for liking it.
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>>30327785
>V talks Al into performing kinky roleplay where he's using her orgasm to hunt more does but then he gets into it and uses his tongue and then makes love to her
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>>30327766
come ooon
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>>30326409
I wonder if weasels have some sort of complex for being much smaller than other tubedudes
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>>30328009
Why do you think Marty is so damn pissy all the time?
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>>30327094
>>30327919
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>>30327785
ah /k/ a truly magical place
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>>30328019
He compared with other tubes... he found another size to be jealous of.
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>>30321969
Rollan 1/5
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>>30328272
>Lantern
>Thrill

>Nick put a paw out, and Judy froze.
>On reflex, she covered the lantern.
>After a few tense moments, Nick gestured forward, and they both darted out into the darkness.
>Judy's heart pounded out a staccato rhythm as the two mammals dashed past the bosun.
>In almost total silence, they slipped off the ship, and snuck off to a night of merriment.




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>>30328071
This mink needed to be lewded more
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>>30321969
Rollan 2/5
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>>30328331
>Sword
>Awe

>Nate sighed behind the bar as the fight raged on.
>The frequency of the fights was irritating, but he could usually come out ahead by rifling through the pockets of all the losers.
>Though something was different tonight--tonight, in addition to the usual drunken cursing, there was a pair of laughs that rose above the din.
>Risking a peek over the bar, Nate's eyes widened at the pair of mammals dominating the brawl.
>Together, with their swords still sheathed, were outmaneuvering and knocking unconscious all the combatants with an ease that spoke to long hours of mutual practice, and Nate found himself transfixed.
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>>30321969
Rollan 3/5
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>>30328417
>Ship
>Admiration

>Judith looked up at her ship--THEIR ship, modest as it was--and couldn't fight the smile.
>She felt Nicholas' paw wrap around her shoulder, and she didn't even have to look to know he was smiling just as hard as she was.
>The rabbit looked anyway, though, because she liked seeing him smile.
>"It's a good ship," Judith said.
>"The Wilde Hopps, if I may say, is the finest ship on the sea, Carrots," Nicholas replied.
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>>30322464
Poor bun needs to get in more sword swashbuckling.

>>30322315
Damn TGG, Honey is doing her best

>>30326409
He's as tall as the world!
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>>30321969
Rollan 4/5
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>>30328526
>Cannon(s)
>Impatience

>Nick let out a huff and tapped a foot as he watched the distance slowly close.
>This was always the worst part, the held breath before the madness.
>He couldn't see the mammals manning the cannons on the other ship, but he could imagine the adrenaline pumping, the metal cool under their paws.
>The fox raised a paw, and a hush fell over his crew.
>After a few last agonizing seconds, he let it drop with a mighty cry. "FIRE!"
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>>30328086
So who tied up Jack and Skye, and is no doubt watching as well?
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>>30328009
>Marty tries to compare with other tubedudes.
>The results are horrible, no matter what species of tube he compares to.
>Martina goes with him to cheer him up.
>She ends up going out with the other tubedudes.
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>>30321969
Rollan 5/5
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>>30321969
Whoa, almost forgot this was here, rolls a one.
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>>30328632
Oh dear, looks like Gazelle let herself go a bit.
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>>30328632
>Sword
>Thrill

>Nick always picks the strangest times to realize an attraction to the strangest mammals.
>As he flicked his sword to the side in a perfect parry of the rabbit's blade, he sees that her eyes are purple.
>What did she say her name was?
>Judith, that's right.
>The fox of many names struck out, meeting the expected block--and pushed against the rabbit's blade, bringing their faces closer; with a grin, he gazed into her eyes, and he drank in her scent.
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>>30328300
Bad bunner and foxo! Constable Bogo is gonna tan your hides and send you back to he ship the second he finds you.

>>30328361
Nates gonna get got if he doesn't pay more attention.

>>30328566
Ship to ship combat is rad as all hell, sword charging, throwing firebombs, evading giant sharks and stupid kraken that always show up when you steal too much loot and are on the run...

>>30328611
Oh nice a 4/4 in the wilde, nice one Anon. I do hope these catch off some day.
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You men who long for love
You mustn't all despair
There's a secret you should know,
To capture the heart's of the fair

You may not have the looks,
You may not have the dash
but you'll win yourself a girl
If you’ve only got a mustache,
A mustache, a mustache,
If you’ve only got a mustache.

You may be common folk,
Without a hint of pride
But you needn't be a king
To make any maiden a bride

You may not have a name
You may not have the cash
But you'll make that girl you're own If you’ve only got a mustache,
A mustache, a mustache,
If you’ve only got a mustache.

You may be big and fat
Or uglier than sin
All the ladies shut you out
You're wondering how to get in

Well here is my advice,
For how to make a splash
You can have your pick of gals
If you’ve only got a mustache,
A mustache, a mustache,
If you’ve only got a mustache.

A mustache, a mustache,
A mustache, big mustache, thick mustache,
My mustache, your mustache,
Say the word, the word mustache
(A mustache, a mustache)
Now we both have said mustache
A mustache, a mustache,
If you’ve only got a mustache.
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>>30321969
rollio
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>>30328731
Nick take that off, you look ridiculous!
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What if foxes WEREN’T gay.
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>>30328916
...All these questions and more in... The Twilight Zone
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>>30328916
That's a silly question anon. It's like asking what if gravity didn't exist. The universe wouldn't even be recognizable.
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>>30328611
>He knew that mongooses like snakes.
>But that one was hiding one in his pants.
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>>30328961
Terry and Stan cockfight when?
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>>30328638
Sword
Relief
>T'was mutiny it be, that scurvy landlubber they had been saddled with by the king, now making demands of Captain Wilde while pounding on his cabin door.
>Nick sat on the 'thunder plank' cursing the cooks last meal while looking at his sword hanging on the back of the cabin door he knew would shortly open.
>A click beside him basically solved his dietary problem as his cabin 'boy' opened an adjoining window from her cabin.
>"Fear not Cap'n, I've woke the bosun 'n he'll be sortin' that toff out quick like Sir."
>"Thank you Hopps, I don't know what I'd do without ye lad."
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>>30329022
I don't really understand but I like sea stuff so cool work Anon.
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>>30328731
Works for me.
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>>30328607
Anon did it, Anon is watching.
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>>30329104
What's kris doing with an old geezeer? She should be hanging out with Nick.
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>>30329111
Nick's too busy stuffing bunny puss.
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>>30329122
Rude, Nick should dump that trash bun and go for a gf that's actually cute. (I don't like Judy)
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>>30321969
Alcohol
Free choice (Thrill)
>The hardy crew drank after their recent victory in the pacific
>they had all successfully staged off a Japanese fleet headed for the small American frigate
>the only female crew member, lieutenant hopps, shared a pint with the capitan, Nicholas.
>but the battle was fare from over, as a scout rushed in to report the news
>four Japanese destroyers in the horizon, and with a small fighter escort. But their hoes weren’t down and they all triumphantly ran to their battle stations.
(Not pirate related, but it still involves ships so win win I guess
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>>30329135
I'm glad you added those parentheses, otherwise I would never have known your dislike of Judy.
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>>30329104
Now I feel that post was worth it h aha
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>>30329135
Kris is a psycho tho. she was all about being angly for the wedding not being hers but her ex's and his new gf. Her hitting on Nick came completely out of nowhere, bet she would only use Nick to try to make her ex jelous
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>>30329070
If you're wondering about 'thunder plank', I made it up, but I'm fairly sure that in the days before an internal 'head' was used, a plank with a hole was fixed out the back of the ship and used for a toilet.
Turns out they were usually at the front (or head) of the ship as the wind usually blew from the back.
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>>30321969
Lets see what else cap'n Nick can get up to...
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>>30321422
I love the story you can make of this image.
>Judy comes into police work thinking she's just going to help people
>realizes sometimes people just want to hurt other people
>gets into a violent hostage crisis or even active shooting
>everybodywantstobeagangster'tilit'stimetodogangstershit.jpg
>Nick understands the need for violence when the situation calls for it
>predator instincts pair with protective instincts and he wrecks everybody
>Judy gets a major reality check but is otherwise ok because Nick is a fucking hero
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>>30329135
"Kris needs a real man to fill the Lucious shaped hole in her heart! Lucious could do that!"
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>>30329297
is dis new OC?
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>>30329391
https://zootopia.fandom.com/wiki/Lucius
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>>30329464
>Lucius speaks in the third person.

oh that clears things up, thanks.
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>>30329228
Cannon
Relief
>Mother nature was rarely known to always play fair but pirates even less so as the wind and rain lashed the reduced sails above.
>The boom and following splash showed the pirates to either be still out of range or having fired at a bad roll of their ship.
>"FIRE THAT CANNON!" yelled Nick, but nothing happened, the fusilier repeatedly striking his flint to the wet breech of the cannon.
>The pirate ship was now closer as Nick rushed down to stand by the gunners when, out of the corner of his eye, he saw the rabbit cabin 'boy' run up with a coat about her head and hand a glowing ember to the powder monkey.
>Timing the rolling of the ship the cannon was fired, the ball finding it's mark amidships of the pirate vessel.

I really shouldn't go eat in the middle of these.
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>>30321969
Cap'n Nick rolls number threesees.
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>>30328071
>>30328086
Skye in bondage is the best, there should be more
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>>30329671
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No, it's not Skye, but just pretend ok?
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>>30329725
It looks more like femNick desu.
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More pretendsies.
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Isn't this supposed to be a "Skye tames the Gremlin Jack" themed thread?
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>>30329807
Oh shit yer right.
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What would've happened to Jack is Skye wasn't there?

Would he still be trying to cuck Nick or any fox/bunny couple.
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>>30329198
>>30329198
huh actual poop deck
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>>30329877
>you can hear Jack to this very day, endless cucking everything.
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Skye isn't cute
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>>30329909
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Does Nick smoke?
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>>30330030
No. When I snuggle with him at night I want to smell his musk and not fucking cigarette smoke. No homo btw.
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>>30329651
Eyepatch
Awe
>Barrels, boxes and other assorted flotsam drifted about the ship as Cap'n Nick heaved to amidst the remains of the now sunken pirate ship, his crew brandishing swords at the top of the rope ladders thrown over the sides towards the few struggling survivors.
>"Bind those scurvy dogs and chain them to the poop deck," called Nick as his sheep 'passenger' waddled up beside him, struggling with a string of cork blocks wrapped around his midriff.
>Nick chuckled at the sight and began, "Fear not my officious ward, we'll not be sinking today, although I can't speak for our villainous adversaries yonder," his discourse broken by shouts and yells from amidship.
>Spying his polar bear bosun, Nick saw that he and a handful of others were dragging a large black wolf sporting an eyepatch, toward the bridge, comments of, "it's the rope for you, you mangey dog!"
>Nick and the sheep looked up at the towering canid as the fox began, "So Captain Bluewolf, your reign comes to an end..." but he was cut off by a loud snarl from the pirate marauder and, save for the sheep's pantaloons, the deck would then have been covered by small beads.
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>>30330045
you're a gay boy for liking a man's penis and tight asshole.
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>>30330060
God it's right there in the image. I don't like men I like NICK.
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>>30330067
Nick is a MAN
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>>30330088
Yeah but he isn't like muscular n shit and who knows maybe he has a feminine penis.
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>>30330097
It's a manly penis wanting to spread your butthole.
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>>30329840
Can I suggest;
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>>30329735
>>30329785
I like to pretend.
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>>30321969
Alright, going for the five, he's number four...
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How many times a day does Skye need to bully Jack?
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Nick is only for gay boys that admit itfer
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>>30330421
That's an image Nick send ME, so you are horribly wrong
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>>30330438
keep dreaming gayboy
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>>30330421
He's so dreamy.
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>>30330438
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>>30330184
Alcohol
Satisfaction
>Mocking the sheep, Judy pantomimed, "Such excitement in one day, my heart is all of a flutter, I must retire for the sake of my constitution..."
>Nick and Judy looked at one another momentarily, then burst into laughter, the two of them fully aware that the sheep had soiled himself at the sight of the pirate captain until presently, the fox opening a small hatch and retrieving a pair of small shot glasses before lifting a small cask from beneath his desk, "it would appear that our accursed pirate had rather good taste in french wine, and as such losses would by now have been dealt with by the assessors, I feel we can quietly partake of some 'spoils of battle' eh Hopps?"
>Unwinding her bandana, Judy let her ears fall across her shoulders as she took a seat across from her captain, "would my captain be trying to have his way with me by plying me with alcohol?"
>"Well, as my official bedwarmer, you will be there presently anyway, but in recognition of your efforts today, I feel we could imbibe in a celebratory toast, and then decide who gets to keep who warm for the night," he finished with a smile.
>Judy returned the smile, and they clinked glasses.
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>>30321969
Lets see if I can finish number five with some fluff?
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you cannot have Nick. Nick is for Judy.
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>>30330577
I want Judy too. I told you I was straight.
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>>30329135
We know, Albine
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>>30330571
Lantern
Awe
>Finishing her third drink, Judy put the back of a paw to her forehead and, miming their sheep passenger swooned, "Oh Captain, I do believe I feel an attack of the vapours coming on, my body is all afire," as she cast off her heavy jacket to reveal her loose fitting chamise beneath, the two top buttons undone.
>"But of course," leered Nick, "to bed with you immediately, and best that I give you a good examination perchance to see what ails thee."
>As Judy dropped her pantaloons and climbed onto the captains bunk, Nick unhooked the lantern above his desk and carried it over to the side of his bed, just in time to watch Judy reach out a bare arm from under the feather quilt and deposit her undergarments over a bedpost.
>Nick's nose lingered momentarily above the underwear before saying, "My cabin boy may complain of the heat, but he smells perfectly healthy to me, and this is one captains bed that will not be sullied by the smell of buggery," as the last of his garments reached the floor.
>The doe pulled the quilt aside to reveal her small breasts as the fox climbed into the bed with an appreciating smile.

Alright, enough for now...
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>>30329297
>>30329464
>/fit/ tube
We need more of them
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>>30327714
Goddamnit, Samur, you're actually going to make me fap to Nick in a dress?!
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>>30331421
Join the club. Don't worry it's not gay if it's Nick.
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>>30331421
Do it
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>>30331437
Yeah, you guys(?) keep tellin yourself that.
I'll stick to the female rabbits.
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>>30331781
There are so many things wrong with that picture, the least of which is the subject matter.
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>>30331830
they grow on you
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>>30331781
>>30331978
>Human
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>>30326409
Marten Marty AU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qACeFOjywlM

PINE
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Even this "straight" guy wants to fuck Nick
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>>30332474
Wanting to fuck Nick doesn't mean you're gay.

https://www.nature.com/articles/7-year-study-proves-no-homosexual-tendencies-in-wanting-to-fuck-Nick-Wilde
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>>30332462
E G G
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>>30332462
That thing is twice the size I expected.

>>30332474
>>30332540
Told y'all so.
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>>30332474
I want a non-canon piece of Mike fucking the hell out of Nick, kissing him deeply and gripping his ass, just giving him the most passionate love making of his life, but then he opens his eyes and he realizes it was all just a dream. And he's like, "Oh. I want to fuck the fox."
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>>30333099
I'm working on a fic right now of Mike and Laur for Samur, but it only mentions Nick in passing.
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When Rapture arrives, you will all answer to Gay W
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>>30333099
Well until someone draws that, have this.
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>Tsundere Judy
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>>30333163
Gay VVol
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>>30333191
Don't like that trope, Anon, or was there some other context to this?
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>>30333265
I just like the trope
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>>30331421
>>30333191
>>30328272
Source?
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Why so many fags in denial?
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>>30333337
Hey fuck you I ain't a faggot for wanting to rail Nick's virgin asshole until he blacks out.
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>>30333349
Why not both? Anneke aardcock and boipusi
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>>30333321
I do too, Anon, I do too.
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>>30333381
Hmm... you may have a point there anon.
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>>30333337
I believe those are foxes and not fags, Anon.
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>>30333330
Sorry Anon, I posted the first one but I don't know where I got it from.
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>>30333371
You are a fag. Totally a fag. Completely a fag. You're the Rupaul of Anthro, That's how much of a fag you are.
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>>30333330
Only found #1

https://aquamarine-moon.tumblr.com/post/164173751121/whaddya-staring-at-carrots-took-a-brief-break
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>>30333426
STOP CALLING ME A FAG IM NOT GAY
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>>30333136
>>30333186
Just the thought of the camera slowly panning in on a closed door, muffled cries of pleasure behind it, then cutting to Nick's "o" face with his moans being even louder is sexy as fuck. And then the sound of the bed's headboard slamming against the wall once every second, Nick's feminine legs wrapping around the gruff old wolf's waist, is even hotter. Nick's manly, seductive and charismatic voice sounding feeble, begging, girly and hungry for deep poundings just sends me over the edge. Imagining the wolf covering Nick's mouth his own as a way to shush him, followed by Nick's toes curling and legs trembling from orgasm is icing on the cake.
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>>30333495
Got a non-gay half chub from reading that.
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>>30333477
Dubs confirms YOU ARE A FAG!
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>>30333539
I'm imagining that this is what Mike Howlowsky is thinking after waking up from his dream
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>>30334233
Love this. How to fluster your engineer.

And it eventually devolves into Skye sending him inescapably specific and graphic instructions, which of course turns both of them on
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hey this is pretty cute

https://twitter.com/zhanbow/status/1239001532328222720
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>>30334233
I love how the collective head canon of Jack has gone from Disney's idea of a suave bunny secret agent to a complete dork.
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>>30334399
No reason he can't be both.

Competent special agent by day, and by night he balances some of that out by making Skye laugh with the goofy sense of humor he has to repress all the time on the clock.
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>>30334399
To be fair, he is technically the first iteration of Nick, who can go from smooth talking hustler to nervous smart-mouthed goofball in seconds.
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>>30334233
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>>30334233
hello new reaction image
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>>30334870
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>>30334397
Man, I really liked NITW. It's too bad we're never getting a sequel now that Alec Holowka killed himself
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>>30334233
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>>30334885
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>>30334885
I can't help but think Jack is getting ready to hit someone with that belt.

Maybe Judy is tied up and he is going to spank her.
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>>30321514
oh hey samur, i love your art and writing
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>>30321180
Any more pics of male buns absolutely jackhammering their lovers?
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>>30322370
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>>30335683
I don't have any myself but I want to second the request

Bonus points for Jack and Skye
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>>30325344
its been 20 years

get over it amerimutt
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>>30335274
I just fapped to the goddamn Nick in a dress picture, and you had to throw this on the pile?!
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>>30335814
Someone actually saved that, you're a cool duder Anon.
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>>30335947
19 you dirty crumpet
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>>30328485
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>>30336148
That's definitely a good GT.
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>The Bunslayer
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>>30336846
>The Tubeslayer
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LWLof0Crhg
>skye and nick arguing
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>>30337316
>>30337316
>>30337316
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>>30337821
I think oc X canon can be ok if it's not main characters
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>>30338227
Hmmmmm
H2, Bellweather Judy
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>>30338227
E3, Gazelle/Nick
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>>30338303
E3 is taken, forgot to update.
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>>30338227
G1 Ozzy and Rex, Rex is 100% the top.
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>>30337821
i see artists that have improved significantly more than i have in the same amount of time and it makes me wonder what the fuck have i been doing
i looked at some old drawings i did when i was like 14 and they showed... a lot of promise
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>>30338316
You've crushed my dreams. Okay, H2 Nick/Gazelle instead. Please and thank you, Dreamcrusher
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>>30338378
Don't get hung up by comparing your own work to others. You advance at your own pace, not at the pace others tell you they advance to.
Everyone is their own worst critic, focus on practice and not in putting yourself down.
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>>30337821
I had a dream last night, it was literally the dorime a man has fallen into the river in lego city, woke up laughing like an idiot.





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