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/ZTG/ - Zootopia General: Jurassic Tube Edition

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Tomorrow, the party games run at a DIFFERENT time, and they're still here to stay.

Party Club 23 is your Least Concern! Thursday, now at 3 pm EDT, 8 BST, 9 CEST. https://notime.zone/M4fYJxazqwRXJ

/ztg/ Drawful returns for this Thursday's special round, featuring an all-new episode with eight custom drawing prompts!
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Båjjer
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computer crashed, we back up

45.51.114.198

Download Drawpile, join this room, make a layer, create the art
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Zootopia but Nick is Naked the whole time
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>>29644744
Zootopia but its Pack Street

i'd watch it
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I don't like me, anon.
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>>29645290
>I don't like me, anon.
I don't like the Mekong, Anon. It's too...rivery.
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>>29645151
I wouldn't.
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>>29645732
I don't like sand. It's all coarse, and rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere.
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>>29645290
good, now that you accepted that take steps to change it.
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>>29645732
I honestly thought Nick was stabbing her with a really tiny knife. Took me a hot second to realize this is an Atlantis picture... probably because Nick makes more sense as the ostracized nerd.
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>>29645768
>good, now that you accepted that take steps to change it.
That's a damned enthusiastic Judy you got there, Anon! I'd certainly follow her anywhere -- on my hands and knees, begging with every fiber of my being for nothing more than a warm look and a friendly smile from her.

Or possibly anal.
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>>29645768
Don't pretend you would want that.
You've done enough to hurt me, and make me feel the way I do now.
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>>29646019
it's not about what other wants, it's about what you want, work yourself, accept yourself and be happy. then other will follow

>>29645984
that's lewd, anon.
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>>29646148
And why should I do that? Just so you can stomp all over it again?
Do you just get your sick kicks by constantly beating down others who are too weak to fight back?
You're a disgusting fucking cunt.
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>>29645848
It's a (sadly) very underrated movie not many know about, that's probably why.
Nick as Milo and Judy as Kidagakash makes mote sense, but i prefer Nick with the skimpy atlantean clothes, he wears them better.
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>>29645151
Me too.
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Judy sucking on Nick's long skinny snout like it's a dick.
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>>29646148
>that's lewd, anon.
What's wrong with wanting a friendly smile?! Is it so wrong to want to see Judy's little bunny muzzle light up with glee while hot gouts of my issue are pouring out of her pink, distended and rather sore anus?

If that's wrong, Anon, then I don't want to be right! Or caught by Nick before I can get the Hell outta Zootopia when he finds out.
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I want to leave my dick inside her large intestine until it finally becomes soft and she slowly shits it out.
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>wanting to fuck rabbits
Take your pick anon.
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>>29646743
big tittied girl
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>>29646743
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>>29646266
>>29646019
quit being so edgy you fucker
i don't like me either, i just don't know how to change it yet
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>>29646019
>>29646266
>>29645290
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Stop responding to Kitsunegariman
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>>29647629
who?
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>>29646743
Violet.
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Working on something nice
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>>29648587
That looks nice
You are a Bun! poster btw, in case you forgot.
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>>29648587
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>>29648587
This does look nice, good to see ya Spoofer!

>>29648609
A fine remmy too Nah
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>>29648605
>You are a Bun! poster btw, in case you forgot.
Who would forget that?

wait... who am I again?
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>>29648605
>>29648664
>>29648710
Thanks! Good to see you guys too,
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>>29649267
Snooze loose Anon
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Betty's so adamant about putting up a front, it's adorable. She's like if Remmy was actually huge and intimidating, but he isn't so if he gets teased, he has to just roll with it. She can get away with it because she's huge and scary looking, but she's embarrassed by anything.
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>>29647629
...Fucking what?
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>>29649267
Sleep tight bunner.
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>>29649411
>Drunk!Betty losing her need to put on a tough girl act and just being herself
>She calls Remmy a cute little short-stack when he walks by, rather than a shrimp or an overgrown toddler or something. She instead calls him "cute" things like a lost little booger and it creeps Remmy out so bad he tries to leave.
>Then she gets fake mad and "orders" Remmy to come back and let her give him a kiss goodbye or else.

>Betty, regretting her life choices the next morning because of the hangover she's under. And the fact that she tried to get everybody to sing with her and Ozzy in the lobby the day before but nobody, not even Anneke, wanted to. Avo shared the video of Betty singing "Girls just wanna have fun" with Ozzy to the group chat
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,,,Oh my fucking god, that's it, isn't it?

In exactly the same way I've figured I knew which one of you would snap back at me every once in awhile, you've all figured I was this other guy?

I mean fuck me, I didn't even drop the filename posting until like a god damn month or so ago during that shitstorm about packstreetman and this whole time, everyone figured I was still...

...

...I mean even after giving myself a concussion, wrecking out on my motorcycle on purpose, stabbing myself and losing enough blood to go into shock, all the fucking brain damage I've had, it doesn't the fact that I -AVOID- the shit that fucks with me.

Like my roommates.

Like the news.

Like people I'm not even gonna name because it's bad enough I get reminded they exist because they're poison to me under any context.

Like a lot of fucking subjects.

Because it fucks with my god damned head and I have way too much shit I'm keeping a lid on just to keep tempting fate.

And you really think I'm >>29646992 or >>29646497 or >>29646266 or >>29646019 and I've been this piece of shit the entire time?

Even when I was using filenames?
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>>29649411
It's even cuter when she acts intimidating around Remmy and when he feels the slightest shot of confidence in him, he fires back with a comeback and she just sits there and takes it, sometimes with a grin
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>>29649868
Are you alright, man?
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>>29649868
Don't listen to that anon, we know it wasn't you.
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>>29649868
Schizoposter pls fucking go
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>>29650002
>"Weeeelllll," I grin, "maybe Anna's right in a way. Avo's got a date, and she was in a better mood than I've seen her in a while. When was the last time you went out with someone, Betty?"

>The grappling pair release each other, and I suddenly find them craning to look over at me. The sordid love affairs of Restless Paws now a complete afterthought, Betty slaps the 'mute' button on the remote. The Beta's gaze is off the TV, now fixed squarely on me, and even though she's still reclined, I can see her tensing up, that thick black tail of hers twitching slightly.

>"Arright, that's enough of that now," she grunts. "I ain't lookin' for love."

>I raise my hooves in polite surrender, but my smile's pretty much glued-on at this point.

Betty rellies on intimidation tactics a lot. She's never had to learn any other way because she's big and terrifying, so instead of coming up with a snappy comeback for anything that's said to her, she just goes back to being angry and telling people to shut their traps.
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>>29650011
I'm actually fucking entertained right now. I'm clocked out. It's even kind of a relief because holy shit, this is why some of you hate me and it doesn't matter what I have or haven't done because apparently I'm schrodinger's shitpost.

>>29650111
hahaha nah fuck you, you wouldn't even know if I did or didn't and that other fuck can pretend to be me and say I'm gonna kill myself or do what the fuck ever and no, you really wouldn't know.

So why fucking should I?

I've already got fucking nobody to talk to.

Noone gives a fuck about me because of that one fucking time I actually lit up about a fucking word instead of just ignoring it like I do the whole rape and kidnapping thing that's NAH's whole gig.

You ain't got no power over me.

You've all collectively used it all up,
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>>29650334
alright sasha, now shut the fuck up and post wildehopps
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>>29650334
I don't hate you. I couldn't hate you. I didn't know about you until now. And I know this thread can be vitriolic, but I'm sure that nobody here actually does hate you. None of us have user names, most of us haven't noticed you until now.
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>>29650402
No, post charty
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>>29650457
so long as they shut up.
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>>29650457
>Tubes
That's good
>Dirty foxes
That's bad!
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>>29650446
That's a pretty fucking funny joke. Works on about five different layers, too.
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>>29643905
oh man! in 13 hours! Can't wait!
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>>29650663
yes you can. and you will have to.
unless there is something you haven't told us.
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>>29650594
Both are highly reviled mammals. They should have highly reviled hybrids together so that they can meet their weird sheep uncle who eats fish
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have another bun
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>>29650747
I see no bun, just a weird long-eared meter maid.
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>>29650747
That's a damn fine bun, Waga
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>>29650457
comfy charty is best
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>>29650735
How dare you anon, tubes are the noblest of the noblest species, YOU are a reviled mammal
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>>29651198
I wasn't saying that was my opinion. Mammals either regard them as rats or as sex toys that steal and sell drugs to kids. They're similar to foxes in that they share the same stereotypes, except for the rat part. That's their own cross to bare
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What would zootopia look like if it was perpetually stuck in the 1940s?
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>>29651198
Tubes exist solely to serve as cockwarmers for superior species
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>>29651715
I'd read a proper noir story set in Zootopia's past without the whole shockcollar thing
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>>29651715
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>>29648587
That left thigh looks just a little thick/high, maybe only a line thickness?
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>>29651835
That's pretty awesome, and oddly specific?
When did anyone at Disney postulate the idea of a 40's era Zootopia?
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Nick looks good in a dress.

That should be illegal.
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>>29652140
Ultra-early production had Zootopia being styled in the 60's before all of the modern era shift.

https://man-arenas.tumblr.com/post/140884023600/more-zootopia-visual-development-back-in-2011
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>>29646314
Oh wow, forgot about the animated Stargate movie.
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>>29651835
>>29651776
>>29651715
>>29652140
>Zoot2 is a prequel
I'd buy it.
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>>29652512
... hmm... but then we won't get a WildeHopps comformation, and I really want that, just so the
tHeY dOnT haVe chEmIsTry, yOu aRe ImaGinInG tHiNgS people would finally shut their mouth
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>>29652512

maybe we can see Mrs. Wilde in her hayday
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>>29651749
There are no species superior to tubes
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>>29652339
There's some gorgeous backdrops.
Better link; https://man-arenas.tumblr.com/page/4
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>>29652559
Fine, Judy and Nick are folding laundry and talking about their ancestors, a shirt that says "I took the knot" flashes on the screen for like 4 frames, and the conversation leads into a narrative flashback of the 1940's.
Everybody happy!
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>>29652512
>>Zoot2 is a prequel
Prequel goes waaaayy back.
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>If we were able to leave a message through some sort of time travel back at the beginnings of /ztg/, what would we warn them of future?
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>>29653278
To not make a Discord server
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>>29653557
https://twitter.com/mtttut/status/1250704764058234883
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>>29653545
>ねえ
>もしも私が死んだらどうする?
Judy: Hey
What would you do if I died?

>そうだなぁ
Nick: Hmmm
>泣いちゃう?怒る?
Judy: Cry? Get mad?

>>29653549
>君がいないと
>人生が少し寂しくなるかな・・
Nick: Without you
My life would be a little lonely...

>なあにそれ 愛の告白?
Nick: What was that just now
A love confession?

>ああ そうだよハニー
Nick: Yeah, it was, honey

>ダダダ ダンッ ドドドッ
SFX: DADADA DAN DODODO (various gunfire sounds)

>ジュディ・ホップス
Nick: JUDY HOPPS
>なあに ニコラス・ワイルド
Judy: WHAAAT, NICHOLAS WILDE
>ドドドドドッ
SFX: DODODODODO (more gunfire)
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>>29653569
Well at least they didn't leap out and come to a Butch and Sundance end!
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>>29653559
>さっきのは本当だ
>初めて会った時から君が大好きだ!
Nick: I MEANT WHAT I SAID
I'VE LOVED YOU SINCE THE FIRST DAY WE MET!

>君がいなきゃだめなんだ!
Nick: I CAN'T BE WITHOUT YOU!

>>29653564
>俺と結婚して欲しい
Nick: I want you to marry me

>もちろんよ
Judy: Of course
>でもその前に
Judy: But before that

>>29653569
>ここを脱出してからね!
Judy: We've got to escape from here!

>パチパチ
SFX: pachi pachi (*clapping*)

>大胆だな ワイルド氏
Offscreen: That was BOLD, Mr. Wilde
>駆けつけてる途中で我々の車内に響きわたっていたよ
>何はともあれおめでとう
Someone offscreen: We heard all about it in the car while we were rushing over
At any rate congrats!
>パチパチパチパチパチ
SFX: pachi pachi pachi pachi pachi (clapping)
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>>29653278
>don't fall for Spicy Nick meme. He'll charm you with his looks and you'll turn gay for him. It's not worth it.
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>>29650747
That is FANTASTIC! You got her eyes and muzzle just right!
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>>29653278
>>If we were able to leave a message through some sort of time travel back at the beginnings of /ztg/, what would we warn them of future?
Treasure every fucking second of the first year, because it's going to be one of the most amazing rides of your life.
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>>29650747
Fuzzy!
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>>29654389
delete this
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>>29654389
What sort of anteater is this?
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>>29654454
>What sort of anteater is this?
Ohhhh-ohhhh, here he comes
Watch out ants, he'll chew you up,
Ohhhhh-ohhh, here he comes
He's an aaaaaaant-eater!

(Yeah, ok, I'll see myself out...)
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I'm stilling thinking about my Zootopia fantasy that since females don't have "breasts" but just teats, I imagine that bikini tops aren't mandatory to keep themselves decent.
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>>29654842
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>>29654759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou5L16qIxwA
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>>29654842
>since females don't have "breasts" but just teats
wrong
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>>29654930
rude
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>>29650334
Huh? What did NAH do?
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>>29655175
>Huh? What did NAH do?
Not that I want to wade waist-deep in drama, but can someone explain what the actual fuck this is about?

If it's some Discord shit, just reply with "discord".
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>>29654842

I liked the idea being pitched half a year or so ago where going topless is considered a tell for being sexually active.
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>>29654389
Pack Street, but every time Remmy is wrong, his face gets more pointy and he almost stabs someone while talking to them
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>>29655175
>>29655221
I think they are simply talking about NAH abducting tubedudes, being described as "kidnapping and raping" and that they should have ignored a word one time like they ignored the "whole rape and kidnapping thing that's NAH's whole gig"
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>>29655356
Huh
Dunno how to react to that with the whole human trafficking, murder, suicide, abortion, and other dark humor being given carte blache over it
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>>29655356
>I think they are simply talking about NAH abducting tubedudes, being described as "kidnapping and raping" and that they should have ignored a word one time like they ignored the "whole rape and kidnapping thing that's NAH's whole gig"
Oh. This makes absolutely zero sense to me, both what you're saying and what this whole thing is about, but I asked and you answered so I'll leave it at that.
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>>29655373
Judy: give me the goods you fucking tease
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>>29655373
I'm not even gay and I want to take that fox to bed.
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Post more slinky sexy topless skye
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>>29655827
Do not sully Skye's good name with such requests
She's pure of heart and body
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>>29656031
pure shit
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>>29656313
You wanna say that again, anon?
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>>29654867
Don't you dare use Al for your speciest bigotry. He ain't about that
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>>29656145
>human breasts
Ew
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>>29656621
What, you gay?
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>>29656621
Boobies are nice anon
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>>29656817
I agree
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>>29656506
Remember when people would spam the shit out of this picture?
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>>29656621
Why are some of you into fucking actual animals? Get help.
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>>29650747
Girls without breasts are just cuntboys
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>>29657353
1 person.
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Remember when 1 person would own you all by deciding whether you could post about your shitty disney movie or not?
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>>29657660
There's a movie?
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>>29657660
I don't recall anyone deciding I couldn't post about The Black Cauldron.
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>>29657660
you seem upset
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>>29655278
I like that angle. Not considered sexually explicit in-universe but still risque.
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>>29657660
Pack Street is my favorite animated children's movie of all time
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>>29656817
I’m more of an ass person
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>>29657951
A fellow man of culture, I see.
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>"Are you sleeping? Again!?" Jamie moaned, flabbergasted by Cameron's tired voice on the phone. He was so obviously woken from his slumber that there was no need to ask.
>"We've talked about this. Cats need more hours of sleep than most mammals."
>"You didn't need it as much back then."
>"I wasn't at the right age to be needing it."
>"We never get to spend any time together, anymore. I miss you."
>"Why not come over to my place. Take a nap together?"
>"That... that doesn't actually sound like a shitty idea. You never come up with any good ideas. How'd you do that?"
>"Hey--"
>"Maybe this whole sleeping thing is good for you."
>"I come up with great ideas all the time, and right now, I suggest you get over here before I come get you; and believe me, we don't want that."
>"Eesh, alright alright, damn. You know, you're really cranky when you're tired."
>"The sooner you get here, the sooner you stop talking and open up that window where I decide whether to cuddle or strangle you. It's your call."
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post yfw itty and fuel left ztg and arent coming back
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>>29658128
what happened?
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>>29658480
The two of them both succumbed to corona. Very tragic.
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>>29658480
like all gays, they died of aids syndrome.
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>>29658492
I can't believe Deke let Chico drink the soup he bathed in and gave him the Kung Flu, only to succumb to it himself
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>>29653278
I'd be extremely vague and accidentally cause the future catastrophes.
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Conserve your energy for Party Club 23: Least Concern, which begins in 15 minutes! https://mixer.com/silverchase

Get yourself a player seat while we wait to start.

>How to play: open the stream and jackbox.tv in separate windows. Join the game by entering the room code on screen.
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Imagine this, though. Marty being happy for once. Like genuinely so overwhelmed enough in to be like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJjmAUnmT3g
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>>29658070
>And with that ominous note, Cameron hung up. It made Jamie shiver.
>Despite this, the deer found himself hopping on the first bus towards Cameron's place. He lived far, so transfers between buses made the whole trip an ordeal for the impatient deer.
>Thee deer stared out the window, bouncing his leg in anticipation, the run-down buildings grew father apart the more he rode, and luxury houses began to appear.
>This was where he needed to get off to make the transfer. He couldn't afford a car yet.
>The icy chill blew through the open road, the streets and structures far enough apart that wind picked up more speed, and the deer sneezed. He couldn't wait to be cuddled by his big dumb tiger in that warm bed of his.
>He yawned, and then the next bus arrived, but it wasn't his.
>It happened again.
>And again.
>... And again.
>"Fuck. Goddammit, bus. Where are you? I've been waiting for eighty-four years!" He ended his quick rant in a shout, shaking his fist at the sky like an old man cursing at god, and it echoed through the semi- empty road.
>His ear flicked when he heard a lady who he didn't realize was behind him. When he turned to inspect, the old wolf gave him the dirtiest look before giving him her own unnecessary opinion.
>"Disgusting. That is gross behavior. Don't ever curse like that in front of someone!" The deer pegged her as a school teacher. He wanted to call her a bitch, but even he had more restraint than that.
>"Are you my mother? Fuck off."
>The wolf gasped, covering her mouth like he just explained he would pull the plug on her and laugh at the funeral.
>The bus thankfully arrived before it could escalate further.
>Ten more minutes, and he'd be in Cameron's arms in no time.
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>>29658623
>"I WON. I WON THE FUCKING LOTTERY. I WON THE FUCKING LOTTERY. I DON'T GOTTA WORK ANYMORE. I'M SET, BABY. I'M OUT OF HERE, FUCK Y'ALL."
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>>29658788
I'm trying to think who would leave Pack if they could
Remmy would have once, but probably not now.
Al and Velvet probably could have once, but chose to stay.
Betty, likewise, seems like she grew up here and is attached.
Charlie, Anneke, and Wolter don't seem too bound to the place and would do well anywhere, so they might leave.
Avo too isn't really sentimental about it, but did she grow up there? That might change it.
Marty is wildly, ideologically defensive of the place and you probably couldn't pay him to move out.
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>>29658826
He does talk a lot of shit about it apparently, according to Ozzy. He might be defensive of it because he feels like he can't be anything more than what he is. He did the whole academic thing with his life, but he's been made a fool of and ostracized for being a predator. The whole "this is our normal" rant might be him reliving all the jabs and microaggressions he's had to suffer through his whole life. Hell, in the block party chapter he even bitterly says "Where anybody can be anything" after another character comments on Remmy being a meat eater in Zootopia. If he had the chance to leave, he might, but not after giving Ozzy a nice home to live in.




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>>29658730
this is great
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>>29657951
Butts are also nice
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>>29658616
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>>29658730
>From this stop, it was a five minute walk up a hill. Jamie felt like an old knight, fighting against the roaring winds in search of the tower where his princess slept; except he was more like the knight who had a thing for big muscular dragons, and he wanted to fall asleep with him on his pile of treasures.
>Jamie continued the fantasy in being a knight in his head.
>If he couldn't make it before nightfall, he could always make camp inside one of these cars and wait for sunrise.
>God knows nobody in this neighborhood ever locked their cars.
>"Oh, the luxuries of being filthy rich. These fucks." Jamie breathed.
>"Oh, fucking finally. Cameron," he stage-whispered, breaking into a run as Cameron's mansion came into view, "Cameron, my love! I'm here, arrived at your home, now open the fucking door before you make me almost die again."
>With shaky hooves, he rang the doorbell several times in rapid succession. He waited. When a minute passed, he leaned on the door.
>When three minutes passed, he groaned Cameron's name and fished out his phone.
>It fell.
>"Goddammit!" He bemoaned having to bend down to pick it back up, but was thankful it hadn't cracked.
>By now, his hooves were trembling. It took several tries to touch the call icon and not the message box.
>"No, not text. Call. CALL I SAID. FUCK. FINALLY! CAMERON!"
>"Augh, what the fuh- what is it?" Jamie could practically hear the tiger rubbing the sleep out of his eye and he suppressed an eye roll at the thought.
>"Oh. Right. Hang on."
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>>29658917
Marty probably has to keep his tongue, he's snappy, snarky and unlike Avo he constantly looses malicious comments. I can see Marty not wanting to upset Ozzy and trying to keep peace over having to walk back some gaffe, that's why Ozzy downplay Remmy citing Marty.
Either way, I think most Pack Members would prefer helping Ozzy over just ditching everything, maybe not the twins, but I feel the first thing Marty would do is make something to help Ozzy.
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>>29659392
>The tiger arrived about thirty seconds after hanging up, and Jamie tried to be a angry but couldn't when he saw the state his boyfriend's hair was in.
>"Holy fuck, you look like you've been through a typhoon!"
>"And you look like you're cold. Now get the hell inside." The tiger's shoulders were sloped, his eyes half-closed and mouth barely open as he spoke. His tone was monotonous and his arms hung forward like dead weight.
>"You look like a really tired zombie", Jamie laughed, making his way in and handing over his coat, "and language! You never talk like that."
>"Shut the fuck up." The tiger plainly replied. It made the deer laugh even harder.
>"You got any loose clothes I can wear? Any giant shirts, pajamas?"
>"Just an old T-shirt that'll fit you like a dress."
>"Is that supposed to be you implying something? That I'm not manly enough to be wearing your pants?"
>"It's me saying that I'm too lazy to look in my closet for anything right now. Come on, let's go upstairs."
>"Okay!" The deer practically crashed into Cameron's body, wrapping his arms around the tiger's barrel chest.
>For his part, Cameron returned the favor, and lifted him up so that he could cradle Jamie as he carried him upstairs.
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>>29658616
Grats TGG!
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>>29659526
I think Marty helping Ozzy would be the first thing on the list of things he would do after winning big, although I think the first thing he'd actually do is talk huge shit about how he won and now he doesn't have to take anymore shit because he's rich. Shit, imagine if the pack dynamic demanded that members give their money to the alpha first, and then the beta, then the others, and the omega could have the remains?
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I don't like you, anon.
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>Greeting ceremonies among [spotted hyena] clan-members consist of two individuals standing parallel to each other and facing opposite directions. Both individuals raise their hind legs and lick each other's anogenital area.[60]

>During these greeting ceremonies, the penis or pseudo-penis often becomes erect, in both males and females. Erection is usually a sign of submission, rather than dominance, and is more common in males than in females.[127]

Why are yeens so lewd
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>>29660184
I think that's a given, though? Not in a tyrannical way, but I think it kind of says in the tin when Al says you have chip in to help other Pack Members, Al himself does it. So in the end it would be just giving money to the alpha to sort most pressing matters, then the beta with probably less pressing matters that shouldn't bother the alpha but still require attention, then to the user who got the money for him to do whatever he wants rather than get distributed to everyone.
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>>29658616
Thanks for the stream Silver!
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>>29660514
are hyena packs called clans?

is this a real thing? sounds like you are making this up
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>>29658616
I had super fun tonight with you all!
Thanks for the amazing game party night!
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>>29660600
Hey are indeed called clans.
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>>29660600
I just copy/pasted from the wiki article
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_hyena#Body_language

Also from the article
>Spotted hyenas are social animals that live in large communities (referred to as "clans") which can consist of at most 80 individuals.[57]
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>>29660600
Hyena groups are called Clans.

Same way flocks of Crows are called Murders.

Hyenas also sound like how most people want their cars to.
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>>29660514
>Why are yeens so lewd
It's only spotted hyenas that are total degenerates like that. All other Hyaenidae species are completely respectable and it's a damn shame those sp*ts have to ruin it for all the others

>t. a striped hyena
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>>29652004
Huh... thanks for bringing that up
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>>29660514
>Erection is usually a sign of submission, rather than dominance, and is more common in males than in females.[127]
NAH is a sub confirmed
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>>29660490
Great, lets fuck.
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Finally found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLhiyvgyuCQ
It's like if a bull ate a panhead chopper.
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>>29660514
>"Haha, Remmy, you should totally greet me like this, haha, it'll make me feel more comfortable."
>"I thought you said you were a striped hyena."
>"Haha."
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>>29660789
NAH acts like a lewd guru, but as soon as he gets a boner he becomes a dildo with a pillow attached to it
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>>29660582
I'm just picturing Marty bullying Remmy with his money and giving him like a quarter out of millions.
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>>29654750
Marsupial Nick?
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>>29662176
Source?
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Just got time, will try to get my TT today.
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>>29662201
It's an original Itty;
https://zoo.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=20805
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Would you still bang a fox if he wasn't anthro?
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>>29662706
>Would you still bang a fox if he wasn't anthro?
No?
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>>29662706
Assuming he still passes the Harkness test, yes
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>>29662706
ew gay.
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>>29662706
No, but I want to watch the fox and bunny mate
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>>29662706
I would still want the fox to bang the bunny if they were both not anthro
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>>29662939
Look at all that smug he still possesses, of course he still passes the harkness test.
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May you have a good night /ztg/
Also tell me what to draw during the weekend
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What if Mrs. Wilde was teen pregnant and had to give up Nick because her family can’t afford it.

20 years later, an older Ms. Wilde(35 years or so) stumbles upon this fox she’s never met before but feels a connection somehow.
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>>29663216
It sounds like cringe and a setup for incest
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>>29663207
Sleep warm tuber
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>>29662706
What if I just wanted to be friends with a fox?
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>>29663216
Make her loli pregnant and only a few years later and now you're talking.
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>>29663367
Get out of that jean jacket and get back to drawing
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>>29663276
Foxes are never happy with just being friends. They always want more.
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>>29663216
they need to find out they're mother and son at some point, otherwise the magic is gone
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>>29663276
Acя, фy!
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>>29663330
So Nick and Mrs Wilde are both cubs when they hook up with one another? That sounds interesting, actually.
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>>29663367
What a stylish boy
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>"Here, take this"
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>>29663803
its lonely out there, take this
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>>29663803
>Anneke takes Marty
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>>29663803
But I don't want to get rabies...
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>>29664114
No, anon, you ARE the rabies.
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>>29664199
and then anon was rabies
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>>29665119
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>>29665238
17 Sep 2017

>>29665119
10 Aug 2019

Seeing progress brings me great joy.
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>>29665310
I want to see progress from other artist, what does A_Sig's first pic look like compared to a more recent one?
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>>29665411
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>>29665447
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>>29665447
>>29665489
It's beautiful.
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>>29664114
Marty's rabid, but not the diseased sort of way.
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>>29665605
Finnick looks so cute with a pacifier.
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>>29665411
>I want to see progress from other artist
Sure thing. Here's the very first picture I drew of the then-unnamed Danilo, 16 months ago.

(as is customary with my older work, I request that this not be uploaded to the Booru)
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>>29665973
Now, compare it to the last picture I drew of him, eight days ago.
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>>29665973
>I request that this not be uploaded to the Booru)
Okay, but only cause you've drawn cute badgers in the past.
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>>29665993
Kinky
your expressions have gotten significantly better
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>>29665973
>>29665993
That's pretty good for just 18 months.
I feel I'm the kind of person who would stay stuck in the same place for 5 years if I tried my hand at art.
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>>29665973
>>29665993
Looks a lot less stiff. Good job.
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You! Yes you! tell me something happening in zootopia now
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>>29666794
Possum concert
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>>29666794
A girl passed out at a party and shit herself
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>>29666794
Bats are now illegal
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>>29666794
There's animals betting on horse races! Some people say they're white, but the smart money is on Hispanic.
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When did this >>29665119 become more attractive than this >>29665238 ?

The absolute state of our society
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>>29666794
There's a female hyena and a male cheetah in Sahara Square, popping wheelies on dirtbikes through an intersection.

And you know, they typically roll with big groups while stunting, but it's good to have some time between them.

ZPD's no-chase policy has been in effect for several years, so...

He can kind of show off and lean back 'til his Ponda's angled about 80 degrees or something. Run his paw over the asphalt behind him.

You know, some shit like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9lvTNwdb3U
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>>29666794
Somewhere out there a gerbil is crawling around someone’s ass
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>>29667216
Meanwhile in Rainforest district, theres some Sambar standing in front of his Moles Moice, smoking a cigarette and waiting for this ferry to take him to the other side of this last river.

His antlers aren't in season, so he can drive it for now. It's been a hard week at the office anyway and he tries to do this once a week.

Because it isn't a racecar, but it's just the most relaxing thing in the world to drive it all the way up this mountain pass and back down it.

It takes about an hour with all those sharp turns, but he's already smiling at the thought of meditating.
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>>29667344
>Somewhere out there a gerbil is crawling around someone’s ass
Somewhere out there, a gerbil is driving an Ass-tin Martin
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>>29667216
Like that soundtrack.
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>>>/o/
Gag
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>>29666794
There's a hyena with many tubedudes, staying inside home during quarantine.
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>>29666794
some fucking retard is waiting for the lights of his neighborhood to come back on
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>>29667948
>NAH posting
Gag
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>>29668029
You misspelled "gay".
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>>29668152
>Gay
Gag
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>>29668190
>gay gag
That's called a butt plug, anon.
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>>29668296
no, I think thats just called a gag
maybe the ball is dick shaped, idk
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>>29668321
>he doesn't use butt plugs as ball gags
what are you, straight?
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>>29659800
>Once upstairs, the cat curtly ordered Jamie to let go.
>Jamie complied without complaint, looked around and spotted an old off-white T-shirt draped over his boyfriend's gaming chair. The deer correctly assumed that the oversized, slightly yellow tee was what he had to borrow.
>"I'll be right back," Jamie said, "don't fall asleep without me."
>"Just get changed in here. I don't care."
>"Oh, what's that?" Jamie turned, giving Cameron a saucy grin. "Is that how you feel? 'Cause it kinda sounds like you want me to give you a little show before bed."
>Cameron stared back at the smug deer with unfocused eyes for a moment before collapsing back-first onto his bed with a thump, his huge feet swinging up before slapping back down on the floor.
>"Damn. Way to make a guy feel special, Cammie." The deer said with faux admonishment.
>"Sleepy." Cameron replied to the ceiling before closing his eyes.
>"Hey! I said no sleeping without me." The deer trailed off with a mighty yawn.
>"Then hurry up." Cameron said.
>"Damn, your sleepiness is contagious."
>"Good."
>The dimly lit room was filled with the sounds of fabric and metal zippers hitting the floor, accompanied by impatient grunts as Jamie stripped free of his clothes and shucked the large tee on. He gave it a mighty whiff. It smelled like Cameron.
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>>29668431
dont stop anon Im enjoying this
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>>29668431
Go ahead
Continue
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>>29643877

I always thought that species that were extinct due to human interference would be doing fine a setting where no human existed, though the thought of those species ending up with almost mythological status in a uncharted civilization somewhere in the globe is great, considering there are those kind of tribes in some sanctuary forests.

The whole theme is interesting because our extinct animals might not be the same as Zootopia's. With animals migrating by themselves, predators going to another continent and becoming apex predators could hunt some specie into extinction, or something like how UK Red Squirrels that suffer fatalities from Squirrelpox virus way worse than North American grey squirrels could end up extinct just due to animals traveling through the world. So we could even have some extinct species in Zootopia that aren't extinct in our world?

I didn't manage to come out with a satisfying scenario for this theme (as I kept thinking of some anons discussion about government financing endangered species families to increase their population), so here's the old reliable with Judy asking around for clues in a park with some extinct mammals: a Tasmanian tiger (Thylacinus cynocephalus), a Falkland Islands wolf (Dusicyon australis) and a White-footed rabbit-rat (Conilurus albipes).
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EXTINCT MAMMALS! I sure hope you paid attention in history because you don't get half points for one that's just endangered! What kinda crazy animals existed and went extinct in Zootopia? We know jackalopes existed and were super weird. Come on down and tell us about your latest discovery! It'll only take you five minutes or so. That's right! It's the 5/5 GREENTEXT CHALLENGE! Rules and new prompts below!

RULES:
>Reply to this post to roll; the last two digits determine your prompt

>First digit chooses your object
>Second digit chooses your emotion
>Free Choices are picked from the listed options

>Convey the emotion (without using the word) through the object

>Maximum five minutes to write
>Maximum of five lines

>OBJECTS:

1. Bone(s)
2. Paint
3. Fossil
4. Museum
5. Journal
6. Shovel
7. Weapon
8. Statue
9. Gold
0. Free Choice

>EMOTIONS:

1. Boredom
2. Resignation
3. Excitement
4. Regret
5. Satisfaction
6. Melancholy
7. Anger
8. Exhaustion
9. Pride
0. Free Choice

ARTIST CHALLENGE: Roll a prompt and draw a picture of it, or draw a picture for a completed prompt! Let's make a connection between artists and writers! You can have fifteen minutes, though.
HARD MODE: Use a color palette that is chosen for you! https://coolors.co/app
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>>29669017
Damn that's rad!
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@29669076
I'm going to bed.
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>>29669076
>Aztec AU
Now THAT'S an AU i want to see way more of.
Also roll
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>>29668431
>Cameron pushed himself onto the bed like a slug, letting his arms hang like boneless appendages.
>Jamie rolled his eyes at the sight, then yawned.
>Cameron summoned up enough lucidity to roll onto his side, throw the covers over himself, and lift one side to make an opening for Jamie to enter.
>Jamie wasted no time in crawling into bed with his boyfriend, and Cameron closed him in, and when he did, he pulled the deer flush against his muscular chest.
>The contrast of hot and cold fur brushing against one another was refreshing on a deeply personal level, and both tightened their grip on each other, wrapping legs around legs; wanting to become as close to one another as possible.
>Cameron was feeling much too warm before Jamie arrived. He needed the extra cold on his body like one needed to flip the pillow to get that nice chill to the face.
>Jamie was no longer shivering and exposed, thanks to Cameron, who smelled like home to him.
>The tiger ran a paw down Jamie's neck, who responded by wrapping his arms under Cameron's armpits and over his broad shoulders, his lips barely grazing his boyfriend's chin.
>Both sets of eyes were closed, and both felt their breathing enter a synchronicity with each other, their heartbeats not quite matching but slowing into a relaxed state.
>Jamie knew that this was the best idea that Cameron had ever come up with, and Cameron knew at that moment how much he loved spending time with Jamie, even if both were sleeping. They didn't need words to communicate these things. It was that simple.
>The felt each other even as they slept.
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>>29669157
rip the pest
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>>29669177
that was cute anon
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>>29669177
Thanks to you guys who gave me the encouragement to finish this.
I was listening to Hammock -- Snowburn during the last post. That group isn't something I normally listen to, but it's actually pretty decent when writing a comfy sleep fic.
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>>29669017
Samur? This is really nice
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>>29669245
Thanks anon. I appreciate it. This whole Covid thing is making me feel lonely, and it got me to writing this. I need me a someone to ward off extreme temperatures through cuddling
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>>29669252
>Hammock
actually based
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>>29669331
My favorite band right now is Blue Stahli, but like... That isn't exactly a band that you could write a sleep fic to. Though if it is, I am not that powerful to make it work.
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>>29669017
Might not have had a strong storyline theme, but these drawings look amazing. I especially love the eyes, they're really lively
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>>29669459
you have blessed tastes my dearest anonbun
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>>29669582
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>>29669177
Damn this is real good writting. I like it.
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>>29669076
Rollan 1/5
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>>29669017
For some reason, this reminded me of Nemo's artwork. Looks really good
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>>29669932
>Fossil
>Resignation

>The markhor gently lifted the fossilized remains out of the pit.
>Looking at them in the light with his one good eye, he let out a little sigh.
>They didn't look much different from the other fossils they'd extracted in the last few weeks.
>No big breakthrough for him, yet.
>With a shrug, he still made sure to store it with great care.
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>>29646687
"YOU ARE WEAAAKK VULKAN"
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>>29669285
Not mine! It's lovely!

I did also do something with thylacines, though:

>“We’ve never put you two on a body. Wilde, you think you can handle it?”
>“I’ve seen dead mammals before, if that’s what you’re asking, sir.”
>“It isn’t, but it’ll have to do. Hopps?”
>“I’ll do anything you need me to, sir.”
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>>29670006
Whoops, forgot the link:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23076133/chapters/56888020
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>>29670006
Wait
>>29669017
Wait, you're actually Nemo? I thought this was a Nemo, I said so >>29669951
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>>29669821
Thanks anon, it makes me feel good to hear that
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>>29669076
Rollan 2/5
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>>29669017
Nemo if you are out there and you drew this pic... give us a sign!
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>>29670006
Sheeeeeeit, you got a fic? Can I get a summary?
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>>29670051
it ciwi
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>everyone posting stuff at this unholy hour
good night
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>>29670121
Its official
I'm too drunk to tell who everyone is
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>>29670108
>Free Choice: Shovel
>Exhaustion

>Nick practically had to drag himself into the tent, panting heavily and leaning on his shovel.
>With little decorum, he threw the shovel into the corner and flopped down on the cot he and Judy shared.
>She followed shortly, dragging her own shovel and simply dropping it to the ground before she flopped down alongside the fox.
>"We need to clean up," she mumbled. "We're filthy."
>"Can clean each other later," he rasped back. "I'm gonna pass out for a little while."
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>>29670115
Nick and Judy try to find out who killed a teenage thylacine, one of the last of his species. The answer is sad. Also, Nick is a shitty boyfriend.
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>>29670121
Impossible! Ciwi always signs their work with a smooch!
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>>29669076
Rollan 3/5
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>>29670197
I'm game
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>>29670230
>Fossil
>Free Choice: Excitement

>Finally!
>Nearly two months of digging and catching his horns on dirt walls and filth in his fur was finally about to pay off.
>This fossil, unlike all the others, had exactly what he was looking for.
>His breakthrough.
>The markhor's heart hammered in his chest as he secured the fossil with infinite patience and pulled out a phone.
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>>29670229
Yes. Hence their nickname, Kissin' Ciwi
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>>29669076
Rollan 4/5
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>>29670370
>Weapon
>Free choice: Boredom

>"...pushed out of their territory by what eventually became today's modern rats, unable to overcome the difference in numbers and technology, eventually ceased to be."
>The tour guide gestured to a nearby display full of small weapons, and Nate sighed to himself.
>The jaguar was no slouch at history, but learning about one rodent wiping another out was so boring!
>He could barely even see the little spears and whatnot on display.
>Looking down at Juniper, though--the hare's eyes were wide and practically sparkling, so he'd choke down his grumbling for at least another couple of hours.
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>>29669076
Rollan 5/5
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>>29670556
>Journal
>Melancholy

>Judy's pencil scratched at the pages of the journal.
>"...and, in the end, it would seem that the wolves of the Falkeland Islands went quietly over a course of a few decades, leaving only behind a few small settlements and some artwork."
>The rabbit closed her book with a quiet sound that smacked of finality.
>With a sigh, and the final fate of these far-off wolves swirling around in her head she set the journal aside and curled up in her bed;; it seemed cold.
>She loved her job, but on nights like this she missed Nick.
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wdfuck 5/5 on thread end
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>>29671077
What?
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>>29670370
A knot seeking badger, truly a mysterious yet very cute species.
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Page 10ed

>>29671522
>>29671522
>>29671522
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>>29665411
Strange for people asking for my scribbles, I didn't improve much in the last three years
>>29665489
Though this TT is more than a year old
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>>29669173
>It took a bit of negotiation with that wombat, but that sizeable obsidian chunk, no, that obsidian SLAB just had to be bought by the ferret
>In the Old Civilization, war was sacred and as such weaponcrafting was reserved for high priests, and they made a HUGE catalog for different types of holy tools of war
>And while sacrifices were no longer that popular, they still packed a punch and were amazing fun!, somehow fortune and good luck would favor, amulets made and gifted to others would spread that good fortune to them, the front lawn would start sprouting many types of flowers and plants, Even made vegan gluten-free food taste edible! it really worked wonders!!
>And even without sacrificing mammals that often, the ornate nature and design of the weapons was something to marvel at by itself, obsidian was really nature's mirror! and the carved and adorned wood, oh dear gods! various designs and decorations that gave a lot of room for creativity!!
>But for now the ferret had to focus, obsidian ready to be worked and going up towards the attic to retrieve a book passed down from generations, he already had made many knives, swords, maces and spears, but making some more blades never hurt, and creativity had struck for making yet another macuahuitl. It was going to look amazing once it was finished! and with luck there would be enough for a ceremonial knife!!!
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>>29671561
Nobody cares
There's nothing to confess anymore
Go away
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>>29671608
>>29671561
I think i went overboard with my greentext but to be honest i wasn't paying attention to it, i was posting on another thread.
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>>29671591
Lies, you've improved a great deal. I bet you would improve even more if you drew more urban fantasy, yes that's clearly the ticket to success.
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>>29671661
Not him but
No,U
You write more urban fantasy, and go back to writting coven pack street.
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>>29671686
I'm not the one who wrote Coven Pack Street, though I was a fan of it. Love me some urban fantasy zoot.
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>>29671561
I want to be raped teheehee.
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>>29671561
I want to know how much the Judy's chart rolls are correct.
If anons who rolled small numbers are smaller down there.
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>>29671706
Too late, you're the author now.
Now go and keep writting Coven pack street.
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>>29671812
>Correct
Anon, an alleatory number is more than likely be wrong, you know that, right?
Statistically speaking all of us guys are very average at around 6.somethings inches, and is worry that makes many think "oh no my dick is small" when in reality it's not small, it's just average.
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>>29671941
>6.somethings inches
The average is like 5.something inches.
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>>29672207
I'm trying to convert from metric to oudated system no one uses anymore, without even being sure on what was the convertion ratio.
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>>29672238
2.54 centimeters = 1 murica
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>>29670619
>Falkeland
kek
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>>29672238
According to Wikipedia, the average is 13.12 cm = 5.17 inches.
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>>29672279
Ahh, glad someone caught it
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>>29672261
>>29672298
Thanks. I was off by one inch. sorry.
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>>29658730
Would "bitch" really still be a slur if actually directed at a female canine, or is it like the n-word where you are either born with the privilege to use it or earn it by having enough black (wolf) friends?

Feel like calling someone a "hoofer" is okay but "tube" could get one bitten without consequence.
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>>29660600
What anon pasted is indeed true.
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>>29654750
>>29662145
...wait a minute...
WHY?
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>>29672238
Your tyres and smart tvs still are sold by inches.
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>>29672595
>Your tyres
Tyres in metric countries are weird, my car runs 225-16-55, which when broken down is;
225mm wide,
55% profile sidewall (percentage of tread width)
16" diameter rim,




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