/ZTG/ - Zootopia General: Big Crimes EditionPastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T Booru: zoo.booru.orgZTG Creator List: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19heSY9BvV3t0qPa2XJa6q2n7ywyl1Yhckzc1Db-aGF4Archives: www.ztarchive.com / desuarchive.orgPrevious thread: http://www.ztarchive.com/trash/thread/28470575Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/28470575Current TT Theme: What happened last night? (Submissions are due Feb. 20)More information on TT: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14sf_QBuL4E6S11se28Xl9Sp3ohgnrhGYE4SchwSUQjYTT Archive: t3event.tumblr.comTT Pastebin: pastebin.com/gudYsYHL
>>28496031>taking the last pizza sliceBellwether was right to ban foxes
Incredibly racist.
This is by Oak Thorn
Gaywolt
because im excited for the new animal crossing even though i don't have a switch
>>28496138
>>28496191Cutie
>>28496357
>>28496191That's not gay wolter. It's girly wolter. Gay would imply sexual intercourse with another male
>>28496549Although he is inviting it
>>28496574he's inviting Anneke to eat his ass
>>28496278A fine bun ColoncapitaltCrap I just noticed today is TT, that should have been the OP. My bad yall.
>>28496595>that's fucking hot
Reposting
>>28496871And may you have a good night /ztg/
>>28496891Night Spice Weasel.
>>28496891Sleep tight gooser
>>28496915>Terry being crowned spiciest tubedude of Zootopia this year.>Tubegirls lusting after him.>But no one of them can take the 'goose meat.
https://twitter.com/Nastylittlepeep/status/1230497220966965249
Oh neat, Booru made it past 21000
Dear ZTG,I love you you all.Lots of lube,-Anon
>>28498477Awww, I lube you too anon
>>28498477post cute girls then
Fuck Bearstars.
>>28498545Only the cutest for you, anon.
>>28498477You wrote You two times>i love [sic]you you * all
>>28496450:D
Korau-san? More like Whoreau-san.https://twitter.com/KoraruSan/status/1230564258238226433
>>28498654
>>284986951) she's celebrating them donating three fucking dollars... chicken shit money! https://memes.yarn.co/yarn-clip/681f1a50-ff12-4660-bb14-94c35d13582c2) fanart for profit/donation, even $3 is il-fucking-legal... have fun in federal pound me in the ass prison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0SwI1LwTtY3) I'm sick of every artist getting dicksucked or clitrubbed4) I'm sick of watching people who contribute no content be the biggest dicksuggaz and clitrubbaz in town 5) BACK UP YOUR FUCKING FILES, TWAT!6) If she wants to make more than $3 at a time to try to recover her files, she can spread her legs and get on her knees
>>28498938>2) fanart for profit/donation, even $3 is il-fucking-legal
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>Remmy doing the Toby Maguire dance after landing a new job
Ozzy's an incredible guy. I'm amazed he doesn't have a girlfriend right now. I mean, really. Dudes got a winning smile, an upbeat attitude. How's a guy who's as tall and funny and muscular as he is not have ladies clawing after him? Is it a financial thing? Is he embarrassed that he can't take a girl to a restaurant because he's short on cash? He could just play songs for her all night and I guarantee you she'd be entertained. Any guy can have money, but not every guy's as talented or as fun to be around as Ozzy. I'd probably have fun on a date with him. I mean, like, if I were a girl, or whatever.
>>28500133You want Ozzy to take you on a date, don't you anon?
>>28496088Is that what he did? I mean geeze, she's all small, how many slices could she need?
>>28499033God damn I hate this new 4K monitor. Instead of making good content look better, it just makes bad content look worse.
>>28500314Not saying I do, but it wouldn't matter if I did. Says he isn't looking for a relationship right now, anyway...
Myra Breckinridge's whopping NINE-FUCKING-SECOND preview of Savage Company the Fucking Animated Version now on the appropriately named DEVIANT Art!Become a Paidheraton and the full animation MIGHT be released before Jason Bateman and Ginnifer Goodwin, the REAL voices or Nick and Judy, die of old age. It's only been FOUR FUCKING YEARS since people started dumping their money on this glorified drawer of jack-off art.https://www.deviantart.com/yitexity/art/Savage-Company-Animated-Series-Episode-1-Preview-831175525
>>28498646>>28499642no only suffering here
>>28501166You can fuck right off with that shit
>>28500950"Myra Breckinridge" isn't going to be a thing no matter how hard you try to push it.
>>28501251So I should I try Dr. Frank-N-Furter, the sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCZDWZFtyWY
>>28501346This is made all the more pathetic by not even knowing the meaning of the terms you're using
>>28501430Yitexity is a biological male who is a femboy/trap by his own admission. He draws his bunny zoosona like an effeminate faggot and someone commissioned another artist to draw him getting fucked up the ass by a fox sona. Whether he wants to have the dick removal surgery or not doesn't matter. He craves cocks more than the lonely hens on an egg farm. Lance Armstrong has more testicles than this fuckwad.
>>28501617Poor Finnic, I know you're on a bit of a Zistopia kick right now but can we have some more magic au? I really enjoyed those pics.
>>28501697if i can get comfortable with an animation program (fuck krita) i was going to try doing some magicky animations
>>28501755Neat
>>28501779>Nick and Legosi put their arms over each other's shoulders and walk into the nearest bar and get shiftaced, because sons come before buns
new drawpile up45.51.114.198Download Drawpile, join this room, make a layer, create the art>>28495382nope, can be anything at all
>>28499830>Remmy doing the Toby Maguire dance after successfully acting like a massive prick a dozen times in a row without getting decked yetftfy
>>28501836This kind of looks like one of the new weirdo identity flags.Everyone needs a flag. Or else it's bigotry.
>>28501918>Remmy gets punched but his wool absorbs the blow>Remmy reemerges as his split personality, Rammy the Ripper and slams his attacker so hard he flies into the street and gets headon'd by Judy driving the police 'cruiser'
>>28501836Theyre discussing whether to unban you on Discord btw
>>28502026boomertopia memes
>>28502023His wool did fully absorb the force of a brick thrown by an extremely buff pig and he did almost break Avo's ribs by headbutting a sandbag she was holding, so I wouldn't be surprised if he could actually take on everyone except Betty and Al. Hell, he could probably even beat Pandora if he got a running start.
>>28502105>unbanningknowing the discord before I left it, this conversation is more likely to lead to a witchhunt to root out the names and personal lives of all the users and ban anyone that committed even the slightest offense against the rules 12 years ago
>>28502009
>>28502105wait whati was never on the discord
>>28502105fuck discord
>>28502190Fuck you, I identify as a bird.
>>28502262Did you ever post a WIP of Nick carrying coffee to Judy while both are dressed in winter garb and its snowing in the thread?
I heard the Discordfags went after WeaverIs that true?
>>28502293Weaver is back in and he's having his lackeys run to become mods so he can take over the server using puppets.This is the truth.
>>28502288uhhhhhh wtfi just host the drawpiles, im not an artist, and i honestly like dont wanna join a discord cause im like shy and shit, i write greens sometimes but i dunno how to draw?are you talkinga bout like someone who shills the drawpiles on discord cause i ask people to do that, but that aint me
Does Rob still come to these threads, he's was the only cool poster here
>>28502343>he's was the only cool poster hereHow can he be the only cool poster when you're here too
>>28502343ya he does, been comin to the drawpiles too, he did adventurer jack
>>28502316Based Weaver working to purge the dramafags, what a heroI hope he succeeds
>>28502273...okay>>28502356that jack looks like an itty to me
>>28502355Damn anon, that was kinda nice and only slightly gay
>>28502405i actually havent seen itty in the drawpile for a whilefuel toobut robc has been 4 for 4 in the drawpiles this year so far
>>28502411Did somebody call for sperm garglin'?
>>28502411Lets fix that thenHow can he be the only cool poster when you're here tooNo homo
>>28502443ah fuck forgot to point out, robc did the judy holding the seed in this one
>>28501836Can we make suggestions for backgrounds?
>>28502576ya man, i take suggestions all the time. the drawpile thats up now was suggested cuase one of the artaists asked for neutral colors, and this drawpile was requested for a pallete pile where everyone uses just the colors in itif you got a suggestion ill try to make it work, problem is a lot of pictures look cool but dont make good things to draw on cause like perspective is all like gonna make characters super small and shit or there wont be enough foreground to fit things and stuff
>>28502316What a cunt.
>>28502160>so I wouldn't be surprised if he could actually take on everyone except Betty and Al. Imagine if Pack Street has a time skip where Remmy is now 25 and he's been groomed under the wolves to be Al's successor
Good night, /ztg/! No submission today! Sorry!
>>28502852stb stb stbdouble submission tomorrow
>>28502656Rabbits have double uterurii so it's entirely possible for Judy to get double pregnant this way.
>>28502881am i dobul pragnent
>>28502881>double pregnant with fox kitsMay God have mercy on Judy's back.
>>28502852I love that they're comfortable enough with each other that they're cool with Marty sitting in Charlie's lap. Goodnight anon.
>>28502656cute raccoon
>>28502838I'd like to see an AU of Pack Street where Remmy isn't a schizophrenic racist that's scared everyone will kick his ass because he actually has horns this time around (which means his headbutts are now strong enough to dent solid steel like in the movie and he knows this) and he moves in a week after Kenny gets arrested instead of a month or so which causes everyone to act slightly more dickish to him than they originally did because they subconsciously (or consciously) associate him with Kenny. The worst part of Pack Street is seeing Remmy constantly go on paranoid spirals about how everyone is going to destroy him as everyone takes the piss out of him without ever being called out for being at least sort of at fault. Remmy goes on so many schizophrenic rants in his head about how everyone is out to get him that I'm actually expecting him to end up being diagnosed with it by the end of the series.
>>28502838>Imagine if Pack Street has a time skip where Remmy is now 25 and he's been groomed under the wolves to be Al's successor>>28503016>everyone takes the piss out of him without ever being called out for being at least sort of at faultwrongo
>>28503016haha the schizo word is funny!! schizophrenia is being worried of living in a completely different situation than you lived before!!
>>28503066Now THIS is a Remmy i want to fuck.
>>28503083It's the same Remmy, but you gotta invest early.
>>28503066Still no horns?! Not my alpha...
>>28503082That anon was mostly being figurative, but now i wonder how a pack street would go if rem did had schizophrenia.
>>28503016>without ever being called out for being at least sort of at faultAlmost every chapter he gets called out on it, good lord you don't even need to read three chapters to get Avo, Marty and Ozzy doing it.
>Judy sides with Bellwether>Bellwether remains mayor>Judy is promoted to chief of police>both ladies rule Zootopia with a corrupt iron fist>while enjoying a lot of fine dining together>this is the result>chief enforcer Judy>and overlord Bellwether
>>28503066Reminder that in canon Zootopia, sheep are as big as wolves.
>>28503121>Still no horns?! Not my alpha...
>>28503199Well damn, now I have to follow him to hell and back. I wonder if they're real.
>>28503082I know I'm exaggerating but the amount of times he goes on an internal monologue about how someone's about to tear his face off and wear it as a Halloween mask is not normal.>>28503136I was referring to everyone else heckling him without him ever telling them to fuck off, not him being called out for being a paranoid weirdo. It's easy to forget that he's only known everyone for a few weeks and just about every interaction with them was them doing weird shit like shearing him of all his wool without his consent or insulting him for not knowing their culture they never bother explaining to him. The fact it took him almost 30 chapters to yell at them for constantly telling him he's an idiot that doesn't understand anything without ever trying to explain shit to him is sloppy as fuck. You could argue that the fact it took him at least a dozen chapters to even bother asking anything is also sloppy as fuck, but at least he gets shit on for not bothering for so long.
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>>28503199He takes them off and shakes out grapes and grains and lobsters and olive oil and shit
>>28503219>I was referring to everyone else heckling himI hate to fall back on "I'm just playing, you good?" but you do realize a lot of what they do is just banter right? Like when Avo is sniping at him and he fires back she's into it. We see them constantly "heckling" each other and they just take it as playful ribbing. Remmy starts out taking everything as a personal slight. He does gradually come to accept they're just fucking around, and he gets comfortable enough to fire back too.>they never get called outThey've been called out repeatedly, both by Remmy (in his head and aloud) and even each other. They've apologized and backed off many times, through many chapters.But I'm wasting my breath, because we're over 30 chapters in and no matter how many times those things happen they're instantly forgotten about so someone can bring up this angle again.
>>28503258long wolf is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>28503329>because we're over 30 chapters in and no matter how many times those things happen they're instantly forgotten about so someone can bring up this angle againPeople will stop bring up how Remmy is a paranoid racist spazz when he stops randomly regressing and becoming even more racist and paranoid over 20 chapters in than he was in chapter 1.
>>28503258guess again bitch
>>28503219Ozzy tells him that he has been mad all the time they interacted, he knew Remmy wanted the twins and him to stop. Same with Avo snarking about him and Marty trying anything to prove that he's just a racist sheep. The only people who didn't heckle Remmy was Al and Betty, which they throughoutly explain why, and Charlie, who is a fox but we still consider her a character. All the moments he fired back, he felt like shit after, and all the moments he thought of getting angry over them bantering (heckling, getting under his skin or making fun of him or whatever) he thought giving a reaction was what they wanted so he kept just to himself at worst.Honestly you could make a case for if he reacted and tried to fight back every time he'd have set the ground rules and be cool with them, but my experience is that mostly lead to people being isolated and secluded, maybe not excluded, but something of Phil.
>>28503413o lord
>>28499642
>>28503219At that point in the story they are merely people who happen to live near him, your expectations are colored by knowing where things go.Most common response to rowdy neighbors is to put headphones on and avoid eye contact, not ask for a rundown on their culture, or gather them together to share your own.
>>28502293>Discordfags
Who are you? Where am I? Why does my head hurt? What the heck happened last night? Get me some coffee and keep the explanation under five minutes, your voice is not helping this headache. That's right! It's the 5/5 GREENTEXT CHALLENGE! Rules and new prompts below!RULES:>Reply to this post to roll; the last two digits determine your prompt>First digit chooses your object>Second digit chooses your emotion>Free Choices are picked from the listed options>Convey the emotion (without using the word) through the object>Maximum five minutes to write>Maximum of five lines>OBJECTS:1. Picture2. Note3. Alcohol4. Video5. Bed6. Vehicle7. Clothes8. Phone9. Coffee0. Free Choice>EMOTIONS:1. Panic2. Confusion3. Resignation4. Dread5. Suspicion6. Relief7. Exhaustion8. Anger9. Shame0. Free ChoiceARTIST CHALLENGE: Roll a prompt and draw a picture of it, or draw a picture for a completed prompt! Let's make a connection between artists and writers! You can have twenty-five minutes, though.HARD MODE: Use a color palette that is chosen for you! https://coolors.co/app
>>28503199>AU packstreet>Al's just a skinny pup>eats plants instead of meat
>>28503476remmy also had a bit of a problem with them at the start, iirc anneke specifies that the first few weeks he was avoiding everyone and just shutting himself in his room. you can argue thats normal for people to move in and not really be that sociable, but it was enough to leave a mark for anneke (given, its anneke, but his first interaction with ozzy and marty first rant makes a lot more sense if you include this event)
>>28499642Nick no, she's 12and you're 16
>>28503476In the beginning of Pack Street just about everyone was an absolute douchebag to Remmy though. Al and Marty's first ever interaction with him was to steal his food and then verbally shit on him until Al felt pity and cut it out (and even then Marty wanted to continue). Charlie's first ever interaction with him was to slice some of his wool off with a switchblade and then take his food without telling him they'd pay him back. Betty's first ever interaction with him was to get snarky with him and ask him why the fuck he thought about even living there and then snap at him with her teeth. The twins first interaction was to fondle him. Ozzy's first ever interaction was decent but he was a bit of a spastic dick the second time around. Avo's first ever interaction was also decent if I'm remembering correctly. Sure not greeting people in the halls for the first week or so of moving into a new place is kind of weird but it doesn't warrant Al and Marty acting like absolute cunts to him over it. I don't see them mugging the wolf with a laptop for snubbing them. I'm positive the reason they reacted so harshly to Remmy snubbing them was because he's a prey, and I don't think this has ever been acknowledged. The only way Betty, Al, and Marty's reactions would be deserved is if they tried giving him a nice warm welcome only to have him tell them word for word "shut the fuck up and stay the fuck away from me", which obviously didn't happen since one of the first things he says about living there is how he doesn't feel welcome.
>>28503586Please stop it with these bootleg 5/5s. You're not funny.
>>28503826Sleep tight bunner.>>28503586Sure I'll give it a roll.
>>28503826Dream of enormous penises, bunner!
>>28503789Al wanted that moment to be uncomfortable for Remmy, he thought he was a clueless stray being forced by some Pack member to buy them food while not ratting them, Al hates that shit in his territory as he mentions several times. Remmy himself mentions how he barely believe Al is grilling sliders and laughing the other day.Marty literally says "im gonna go savage" after Pandora goes savage.
>>28503789Wrong again, Remmy had already been living there a couple weeks at that point and the narration makes it plainly clear he'd encountered these mammals before.
>>28503789>Sure not greeting people in the halls for the first week or so of moving into a new place is kind of weird but it doesn't warrant Al and Marty acting like absolute cunts to him over it. even remmy himself says this is not an accurate narrative, it's just what he told himself to make himself feel better about it>I don't see them mugging the wolf with a laptop for snubbing them.You're this close to getting it
>>28503907When I say "first interaction" I mean the first interactions shown in the story, not the actual first interactions he's ever had. If I had to guess to the first interactions were probably just them saying something mildly snarky only to have Remmy spill spaghetti everywhere and then run off because he isn't used to that sort of thing.>>28503896I'm pretty sure Al didn't know what he had until after he opened the bag. So as far as I remember they just started fucking with some stranger and only stopped when they thought he was a stray. I don't know why you're bringing up something Marty said in chapter 22 when I'm talking about their interactions in chapter 1.
>>28503970He knew it was meat, sheeps usually eats meat.Also it is totally relevant, Marty is an unapologetic shitstain who will say shit constantly to everyone including Betty.
>>28503970I'm tired of getting lost in the reeds so can we just cut to "what's your actual point here?"
>>28504011Sheep usually DON'T eat meat.
>>28504018I think my original point was something about how Remmy has schizophrenia but it somehow got warped into an argument for whether or not he deserved to be bullied over a sandwich. I have no clue how it even got to this point.
>>28504057It seems you're less interested in actually reading but more into being right even at the cost of misrepresenting other posts. Pass.
>>28504025then explain why every sheep has haggis inside them
>>28503882>Nick's peaceful slumber is interrupted by the horrid whaling of some new pop song.>His paw slips out from beneath covers, swatting at the source of the offensive sounds.>Squinting his eyes he sights the cellphone, with a grumpy harrumph he swipes it off the nightstand and answers it. "Yello?">"You have 24 hours to return the jade medallion." The phone clicks offline.>"Huh? What?" It's at this point Nick notices he's not in his apartment, nor is this even his cellphone. Grumbling to himself he shrugs, turns back over and goes back to sleep.Sorry I couldn't think of anything. I blame Smug.
How different would Pack Street be if Remmy ended up getting diagnosed with schizophrenia right after Pandora went savage? How different would the character interactions be?
>>28504320wow, rude
>>28504363How different would your face look if I repeatedly punched it until my knuckles were raw?
>>28504387Depends, how quickly do your knuckles become tender?
>>28504382I couldn't think of anyone else to blame! I even forgot the _! But alright I'll roll again.>>28503586You owe me three dragon balls for this though.
>>28504392pretty quick, im a onions boy
>>28504403In that case I'd just be a little bruised unless you got lucky and busted my nose.
>>28504399>Finnick groaned as he kicked off the blankets and pulled himself out of the warm comfy bed. >Licking his lips he groggily walked into the kitchen and grabbed a cup a fresh coffee out of the machine. His mind clicked "Wait, I don't own a coffee machine... or a bed.">"Morning sunshine." cooed a frazzled bed headed gazelle from the table before him, a steaming cup of coffee held in her hooves.>Finnick squinted his eyes. No, not just a gazelle, the Gazelle. The previous night slowly pieced itself together in his weary sloth ridden mind.>Spilling his cup of coffee, Finnick grabbed the wall as he reeled in disgust. No more drinking with those shifty polar bears, never again.
>>28503586JK Rolling
What does Jamie gain from this?
>>28505069Height?
>>28503586>Nick paced back and forth, back and forth, back and forth back and forth.>He should have put his foot down this time, Judy's free spirit be damned.>His phone rang; he lifted it to his ear before the third note even played>"Nick you're not going to believe this, but Wolford and McHorn have me in the hospital.">"You'd better come soon if you want to be here for her birth."
>Game night at Claw's.>Bring your own drinks.>Dim, candlelit room.>Judy just had to respect how far he went to establish the atmosphere.>"I told you, I'm not the assassin! Spots here just took two swigs from his beer to play an extra card and verify my identity!">Nick was arguing with Judy.>Judy was the new sergeant-at-arms and unconvinced.>Clawhauser was drunk.>"Fangmeyer did just the same thing last round and now she's dead. And you got reeeal close to Ben when Wolfard was sergeant-at-arms.">"So? What are you gonna do, accuse me?">She reached over to draw a card.>She finished off her can of carrot cider, then drew an extra card.>She laid her paw on a new can.>"As a matter of fact, I w
>>28505099>A bellyache woke Judy up.>Her head swam.>She didn't want to open her eyes.>She simply stirred uncomfortably in bed.>She took in a big breath to soothe herself, and->"How are you feeling, Carrots?" The voice next to her spoke softly.Unfinished little thing I was working on for TT
>>28503138source?
>>28505120This seems neat Anon, I hope you finish it.
When I wake up tomorrow, there had better not be any horsing around. Or else someone will need interrogating.Party Club 19 is The Alibi: Later today, 3 pm EST, 9 CET. https://notime.zone/M0Bf4hKIAo9kZ (About 13 hours from now)Anyway, good night.
>>28505069He can finally kiss Cameron without needing a ladder
I really need to fix my sleep schedule.... Again.Good night, all!
>>28503586Being a barman Nate should have had some experiences of having completely drunk, passed out mammals (but not drunk enough to call an ambulance) at closing hours. Tell us, then what does the spotted tubedude do?Does he kick them out or does he let them sleep at the counter?
>>28505330>better not be any horsing aroundWow, rude.Poor horses already have problems with their hooves, don't add specism to that!>>28505419Sleep tight bunner
>>28505360But anon, kissing other boys as a boy is gay
>>28505552It's okay, Cameron is gay, he won't mind
>>28505485First of all he is a feline not a tube. Second, he'd probably wake them up and call them a cab. If that's not possible they probably need an ambulance, but outside of that situation he'd probably just have to call the police and let them sleep it off in the drunk tank or something.
>>28505069grills
>>28502405>that jack looks like an itty to mesince I consider itty to be a much better artist than myself, I take that as a compliment!
>>28503586Rollan 1/5
>>28506158>Bed>Anger>Judy woke up, her eyes almost refusing to open as she slowly shifted to a sitting position.>The blankets fell away, leaving her fully clothed, if rather rumpled.>She cast her mind back to the previous night, trying to remember what had happened.>Nick and her had gone to a bar... she was hoping for a little liquid courage, maybe push things a little further, and-->And, looking around, Judy's paw clenched into a fist and she punched her pillow, because she had woken up alone.
>>28503586Rollan 2/5
>>28506267>Vehicle>Exhaustion>Nick snapped awake.>He looked around, tired eyes taking in everything around him.>The fox couldn't shake a nagging sense of familiarity--though it was hard to figure out beneath the fog his brain was in.>Finally, though, he spotted a familiar box of tools that revealed he was in the back of Finnick's van.>He couldn't really remember why, and frankly he didn't really care--not until morning, when the small mammal would probably awaken him quite rudely.
>>28503586Rollan 3/5
>>28506343>Video>Resignation>Judy woke up, looked around in confusion, then shook Nick awake too.>He awoke with a start, and a snort, and groaned. "What happened?">"I'm not really sure," Judy whispered.>She grabbed her phone and unlocked it, only to be faced with a video file; squinting, she noticed it was named "literallythebest" and the preview showed her and Nick together, both clearly very inebriated.>With a sigh, she braced herself for the worst and played the video.
>>28503586Rollan 4/5
>>28506480>Phone>Free Choice: Relief>Judy stared at her clock for much longer than was wise, trying to will the time to change.>But it didn't; she was two hours late.>The rabbit snatched her phone up, dreading the angry texts from Nick wondering where the hell she was.>But the message she saw first was just "Don't worry," so she opened her messages and her bones nearly turned to jelly with gratitude.>"Already called us both in sick. Food poisoning. Pretend that place on third and main sucks."
>>28503586Rollan 5/5
>>28506315I'm sure Fin won't be too upset.
>>28506555>Bed>Suspicion>Nick had a strange feeling as Judy crawled into bed.>Her scent was a little... muted, somehow.>She also didn't seem to be getting her clothes off as easily as usual.>He almost shrugged and laid back... almost.>Then, he noticed how much "Judy" had to squint to look around.
Good night from HG.
>>28507027Sleep tight HG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjUMnxy0kmk
>>28500950You sound a little bitter, can't imagine why?
>>28502316>become mods so he can take over the servercould not be any bad than stupid running now
>>28503138Voiced by by Roseanne Barr in the next movie.Not racist at all.
>>28506534This was good>sorry just remembered we're not supposed to praise 5/5 writers.
>>28506597>She also didn't seem to be getting her clothes off as easily as usual.At first I thought she’s being slow to not catch attention, and then remembered “Oh yeah, Violet is taller than Judy” and would have issues wearing the same clothes.
>>28503083Unironically same
>>28503066Jesus, what would his folks think of him when they see what these preds did to their baby boy? I bet they'd be more afraid than impressed
>CorruptopiaA sort of spiritual successor to Echoen's Travels (https://echoen.e-junkie.com/product/1600991/Echoen%26%23039%3Bs-Travels ), we return to Zootopia to inflict further chaos, corruption, and pleasure upon the unsuspecting population. In a place where Anyone can be Anything, one dumb bunny's destiny is for her to become Everything. Contains transformation, growth, hyper, corruption, mutation, multiple endowments, mental play, and your favorite characters becoming hyperherm beastial versions of themselves, hybridized with various other species. 31 pages - with 31 additional pages of story text! We hope you enjoy the experience and please - take a deep breath, you're in for an experience of true species diversity. 18+ ONLYI can think of better ways to spend eight bucks!
>>28507838Crap, forgot about the >space
>>28507838
>>28503607>Twink AlI can't deal with, or imagine that
OK, I'm typically 'out of the loop' with a lot of stuff, and have only just found this but;OMG 0_0 !https://echoen.e-junkie.com/I just... WTF!
>>28503199I like how Marty's just sitting there going, >"They never gave me wolf steroids but oh, this kid gets them no problem. Now he gets to tower over Avo while I still gotta sit on top of the back of a sofa if I wanna be seen."
>>28503586Eh one more.
>>28508269>"Hopps!">Shocked out of her peaceful snooze Judy franticly grabbed at the radio. "Yes Chief?!">"We have a missing vehicle and several reports have it being used in impromptu taggings all over the city, it's the small traffic cone car, find it!">"Yes sir right away sir!" Judy droped the reciever and hopped out of the newly garishly painted traffic police vehicle, knocking forgotten bottles of home county carrot booze to and fro.>Hands on her hips Judy tries to ignore her rising headache as her drinking buddies, awoken by all the noise, groan painfully from atop the car "Okay, there's a lesson to be learned here, don't get in drinking contests with Finnick and his manic badger friend..."
>>28508405The fact that they passed out on TOP of the patrol car is probably the most concerning bit
>>28508752That and he contacted her specifically and not by cellphone but with the radio. Pretty certain he knows and she's in for a massive chewing out when she gets back, gonna be a lot of "You're a loose canon!" being thrown about.
>>28509185>>28509191>>28509197Apparently Coco just premiered on Japanese TV todayExpect a lot more crossover stuff like this in the near future
>>28509191Oh wow, I can't believe someone drew my fursona!
>>28501779>>28501790
>>28509893Hey, be nice to Gideon.
>>28509902That fox is too handsome to be Gideon
I think Wolter should be able to vote
>>28509902That fox is too fox to be Gideon
Reminder that tubes are inherently superior to all mammals
>>28512217Go home Terry, you're drunk
Has your opinion on Remmy changed recently?
>>28512789I used to think he would be cutest with Ozzy, but now I think he'd be cuter with Cliff and Neil.
>>28512223
>>28512223>lil sisIs this incest?
>>28512223$200 to fuck four dudes (especially at once) is uhnot exactly a high askthe girl also presents as not exactly bottom rung either
>>28512940I think Remmy would be cute with Marty
>>28513013Anyone would be cute with Marty beside them. It's the whole ugly friend thing.
>>28507816As the guy you're replying to, what made you think i was being ironic?
Prepare your testimony. Party Club 19 will soon be in session! https://mixer.com/silverchaseWe'll start in 15 minutes. Get yourself a player seat while we wait.>How to play: open the stream and jackbox.tv in separate windows. Join the game by entering the room code on screen.
>>28505087
>>28512969I doubt it. It's probably an expression since she's also a polar bear
>>28505120Intriguing stuff
>>28513003I was expecting her to be some sort of high-end prostitute but $200 sounds too little
>>28513567He was being coy anon
>>28512966Epic
How would you touch him if you get the opportunity?
>>28512262Not than anon, anonBut they're right>>28513518Dammit, this night I'm busy, I hope you will have a nice game!
>>28507880Then who would take rems place?
>>28496088If we ban them what would we use as cock-sleeves? Foxes are a super important part of the sex-toy economy.
>>28513954I can't believe Terry is a tube supremacist >>28514138Tubes are the right length, shape, and elasticity to snugly fit a cockIt's in their dunnah
>>28513931Touch fluffy tail
>>28496031hey there /ztg/!NeoTT here!I... just woke up!and it's odd, because I was sick when I did, but now I'm feeling much better!although...there is a 2nd place trophy for an arm wrestling tournament on my bed!I am apparently subscribed to fish tanks illustrated!and there is a lifetime supply of bird seed feed in my kitchen!oh, an a jet ski crashed in my living room!this... must've been quite a night...but the important thing is that I'm here and I bring you a new suggestion box!nothing will be as amazing as (You)r themes!so be sure to add as many of them as (You) want!>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14sf_QBuL4E6S11se28Xl9Sp3ohgnrhGYE4SchwSUQjY/>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14sf_QBuL4E6S11se28Xl9Sp3ohgnrhGYE4SchwSUQjY/>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14sf_QBuL4E6S11se28Xl9Sp3ohgnrhGYE4SchwSUQjY/
So did Cass blow his brains out yet?
>>28514922Did Scanless and Cass do a double suicide?
>>28513549>Nick and Judy went back in time to abduct and raise their past selveswtf....
>>28514940why would scanless and cass ever get together?scanless is a full neo-nazi calling for the extermination of non-whites, while cass is calling for the extermination of white males, the former is a reactionary nazi, the latter is a moderate progressive
>>28515067When you pay top dollar for a time machine you gotta get your moneys worth out of it before all the paradoxs hit and wipe out everything.
>>28513549>>28515067I can't wait to see some Wildehopps /ss/
>>28515067Seems right to me
>>28515186>>28515067Yes please.
Gaardawolfy Waardowolflaardtwolfeaardrwolf
>>28515432Gay Nick > Gay wolter
https://youtu.be/nzf77btxlrQ
>>28515099>calling for the extermination of white males>moderate
>>28515625liberal centrist then
>>28513549Poor baby bunny got sore hock syndrome already.
>>28515897Not even close
>>28515928?
>>28515958moderate right?white genocide is an agreeable topic, its not controversial to ask for a race of literal hitlers to die
>>28516268Oh, how embarrassing, I only have this one (You) left.Don't spend it all in one place now.
Tapir
>>28512223>Katya; "Fifty bucks--each.">Bear1; "Hey, no way!">Bear2; "TWO HUNDRED!?">Bear3; "That's a lotta bucks.">Bear4; "Are ya worth all that money, lil Sis?">Bear1; "C'mon Katya, you can do cheaper for ya Papa?">Bear4; "Yeah, Momma would only charge twenty.">Bear2; "Wait, she's your daughter?">Bear1; "Ya, my little Babushka, she was so tight when she was thirteen.">Bear3; "Well I guess there's not too many polar bears to chose from here in Brazil.">Bear2; "Jeez dude, not sure I want to watch you fuck your daughter, hey ho, how much for the fox?">Nadja: "Dream on puff ball, you couldn't afford me.">Bear4; "Hey Pops, how 'bout we go back and fuck Mom ... again?">Bear3; "Seriously?, we could fuck your Mom, I'd be into that.">Bear2; "Hey fuck you guys, I wanna go back to that Sunbear I saw at Savannah Central, I'm not fucking your Mom!">Katya; "Alright, forty each, and I'll blow and hand job the others as you take turns...">Bear1; "Deal!">Bear2; "Deal!">Bear3; "Deal!">Bear4; "Deal!"
>>28516464>Tapir's are ugly
>>28515982It's a sideways slight at someone drawing paw pads on rabbits, it's also an actual ailment for rabbits where they end up with raw patches on their 'heels'
>>28516464>Mommy, why am I covered in spots?>Because your father was a Zebra.>But?>Eat your dinner...
>>28516510Rude. I think they're neat.
>>28503586roll but I probably won't do it and not in your timeline
>>28513353Nah, I knew you meant it. I was just speaking for myself
>>28517830Silly bun, you can't take a whole fox knot. Only the sluttiest buns can pull that off.
>>28517988Don't underestimate bun's power
>>28517227Ah, fair enough.
>>28518398Nice, but I think the other fox has a different expression than Nick's
>>28518398It's like looking into a mirror, 4 foxes!
>>28518398gay foxxo
>>28517199aoirem?
>>28514214Tubes are the top, it's only natural May you have a good night /ztg/
>>28518630Tues can't be the top, because yeens exist.
>>28518540yes
>>28519085There's a weird fetish we haven't seen for a while>although still a bit too soon
>>28519095Knot, veins, engorgement and precum.Still no nipples...
>>28519095Myra Breckinridge has been a busy "girl" this week.
>>28519544dat's a nice butt
>>28519095>Get ass covered in precum>Turn off the showerI mean
give me one or two quick requests
>>28520294Zhan's Pizzacolt naked, shyly showing off for Pizzacat
>>28520294Honey waking up in a smashed up somewhere strange and being very confused?
>>28520294Since I don't know if you're an artist or a writer, here's some that could work for either>Non-lewdThe first time Finnick and Gazelle met>LewdNick and Judy in 69, exploring each other's bodies
>>28520294Zeke and Sunny: Where are they now?
What type of fox is Skye?
>>28520504I always thought she was an Arctic Fox
>>28520294Seconding >>28520397Been a while since we saw them.
>>28520504Is she really a fox though? I don't think I've ever seen her smug.
>>28520737She's cheeky, a variant of smug.
>>28520087fat tatas
>>28520341
>>28520918Such a tired badger after a long night of indulging, thank you Famished.
>>28520918Would hug
>>28520504Her ears are a little too big for an arctic fox. If you look at an arctic fox and a red fox side by side, you'd notice that an arctic fox's ears are smaller and rounder. Her fur's also not white, but cream, in concept art, for what it's worth. My guess is that she's a red fox with one of those uncommon fur patterns.
>>28520504an uinderage fox, the best kind of fox
>>28520504
>>28522068She looks a lot like a kit fox. Which are very small by comparison.
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>>28522980not a sini want friends, but i blew my chance.
>>28522980What's left to confess that hasn't already been confessed?What is there left to gain from you keeping up this shtick?
>>28523061I think it's more for anyone to blow off steam at the end of a thread
>>28522585Sleep tight Senpai
>>28523027apologize
>>28523123i want to do it in discord, do you want it here instead?
>>28522068Where is the ultimate smug fox, or was he a wolf I can't remember?
>>28522980I think up of too many scenarios add never write them. Also, Weaver gave me a pep talk on these threads about two months ago and it seriously helped me out. I'm stronger now as a result.
>>28523129idk, I'm not the boss of anything
>>28522980i take requests but am avoiding post since i dont want to start showing up and being expected to be here and have to interact
>>28522980God, I am such a pathetic wreck.All of my hobbies have essentially been reduced to talking to folks here, talking to folks on Discord, and jacking off to weird fetish porn.I feel like that last bit of the list has essentially taken over my being, to the point where it's become the only real interest I have anymore.I always feel alienated for not being into more normal things like movies or video games.To be quite frank, I'm actually pretty jealous of others for having such easy topics to bond and make genuine friendships over.I know that it's probably a selfish thing to say, but I don't feel like I can talk about anything anymore, and in a situation where talking is all I have left to look forward to in life no less.Something is sorely wrong with me.
>>28515186
>>28522980I continue to be a lazy piece of shit.
>>28523610I wish I could 'lazy' that well.
>>28523610RIP Clay, he was a lazy but kinda cute squirrel.