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Zootopia Thread: Never let them see
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/B4CdMR6f
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BUNE
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>>2666396
I can't outrun the BUNE all the time
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>>2666396
>BUNE

This will be the one that lives.
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"Zootopia was a mistake" - Byron Howard


Shilling my fic again

Sup guys! Remember I told you I'd update Short Tails with something a little more light-hearted than Chapter 3, so, here goes!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/6682150/chapters/15427981

>Short Tails by Clunkbot
>Chapter 4: Go! Go! Shining Action Caliber Fox! (行きます!行きます!シャイニングアクションキャリバーフォックス!)
>Summary: let's do our best okay?????


pls gib feedback and or j-rock lyrics
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>>2666396
BUNE is first here, it is decided. This is the thread.
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>>2666396
BUNE!!!!!!!!!!!
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What are you not giving up on, garbage friends?
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>>2666396
So fucking quick, shalkanon must be so jealous
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Ugh
-J
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Nick.
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>>2666456
You okay, J?
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>>2666396
Too fast for me, dude.
Bune makes it official, dudes.
>>2666444
Oh hey dude! It's you! I'm gonna have to check out that next chapter my man. Your previous ones have been amazing, dude.
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Not sure which to go to, but this one was posted first. That's my rule on it anyways.
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Where are the Gideon/Travis lewds?
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>>2666457

Stop pulling at my heartstrings you adorable bastard
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Repostin
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>tfw you're finished for the semester
>sore as all hell from moving
>wrist included
>want to draw but too tired
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I just placed my first ever BD order. Who even am I anymore?
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which one are you
I am genuinely curious
I mean we aren't all here just to shitpost, right?
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>>2666442
The BUNE christening is the thread's proudest moment

>>2666469
BellwetherxPred is very nice

>>2666518
Very lacking, sadly.
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>>2666526
You made this? It's really nice.
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>>2666532
The polar bear.
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>Not the Shillworks edition

C'mon OP.

Clunky: Short Tails updated
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/6682150/chapters/15427981

WriteAnon: Water Under the Bridge
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6413431/chapters/15424363

Raccoonfag: Stoutwell update
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11918323/1/Stoutwell-Out-of-the-Red

Metals (That's me!): Desmond and Molly fluff
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6693505
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>>2666497
>>2666457
>>2666456

Love how we're 5 minutes into the thread and I've already spotted 3 regulars
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>>2666497
Yeah boi. Just working. No time to lude the jewd
-J
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>>2666456
You all good, J?
>>2666527
You should rest, dude. If you're off for the semester then you'll have plenty of time to draw, you know dude?
>>2666532
I'm going to guess the top left, dude?
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>>2666504
Thanks brudar. Chapter 3 was heavy, so I thought I'd post something a lot less serious.

Thank you again!
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>>2666518
any of the weasels/ferret/etc need some lewd art of them getting fucked in the ass while they preform autofellatio.
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>>2666526
ahaha! aren't those incest jokes funny?, i laugh so much when nick and his mom joke or do sexual innuendos, i laugh all the the time!
look! i even drew a joke myself
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>>2666540
Thanks!
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>>2666542
That's a polar bear? The neck made me think he's some mustelid.
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>>2666528
A furry.

>>2666532
I'm here to post BUNE. And to jump into interesting conversations if they come about. Mostly lurking though.
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>>2666545
Oh hey dude! Clunk here. Write anymore for your fic?
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I want Mrs. Wilde to only wear her tail in front of her
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>>2666532
Bottom left.
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>>2666545
>tfw your work isn't shilled

>>2666556
must draw daily, anon. i'll just take a nap and feel better hopefully.
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>>2666571
Incest is always a real knee-slapper.
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>>2666532
The rabbit

ZAP THE PREDS

SPECIES WAR NOW
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Shilling a short story I posted last night.

http://pastebin.com/s55ZaAuP

Judy and Mrs. Wilde meet for the first time. Writing handle is hidden in the story, if anyone cares to look.
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>>2666571
I'm not a huge fan of the incest thing, but I like her design and I think she should make out with Foxglove.
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>Still no porn of Judy with a rodent using their whole body to pleasure her

Someone make it happen, please.
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>>2666603
but preds are for lewding, anon.
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>>2666518
It's too bad Gerardson is a Judeon shipper, I would love to see some lewd Gideon/Travis from him.

>>2666535
It's like breaking a champagne glass on the hull of a ship, but with cute bune.

>>2666548
Hi! Thanks for (you)ing. How are you?

>>2666554
At least it gives you something to work for - going home and lewding the jewd.

>>2666527
Rest, my friend. You have worked hard. Draw when you feel up to it.
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>>2666571
haha, great joke anon! :D
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>>2666396
BUNE?
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Whoever made the other thread, delete it. You're clogging the queue.
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>>2666532
I just lurk for fanart, since it all ends up here anyway.
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>>2666589
iktf

But take it as a challenge. Someday you'll write something everyone shills. Byron Howard will give it a thumbs up on his twitter. It'll be included in Disney's 30th anniversary DVD release of Zootopia.
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>>2666618
Fucking degenerate whore. I hope your jagged jaw bf snaps your neck
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>>2666603
>prey

>>/out/
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>>2666639
i already deleted mine, is there another one?
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>>2666580
I did some edits on it after taking your recommendations into account, but today I've been studying for an exam I have tomorrow mostly while monitoring the thread for occasional distractions, and those oreos of course.

That said, I'm on the fence. I really, /really/ like Desmond and Molly, but I feel like the story is currently a good self-contained unit, and anything more would be frivolous. However, considering it's a puff piece in the first place, that's less of an issue.

Still, I think I might move on to a different project first; I had a flash in the pan moment a bit ago, so I'm taking some time to storyboard it and figure out if it works, but I really won't rule out taking Dezzie and Moll to the spa for a day of cute pampering and researching what treatments an animal spa might even use.
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>>2666559
Gideon/Travis/Weaselton threesome when?
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>>2666607
I agree with you but how many people here are even going to know who the hell you're talking about.
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>>2666603
fucking prey overreacting to literally >everything
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>>2666627
gid anon
but i must draw
i will draw at least one thing every day for at least the summer. i am going to be the the very best, like no one ever was.

>>2666649
probably not but i'm pretty happy with 5k views on fanfiction.net
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>>2666518
Not enough of this country couple.
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>>2666650
Look, something about those teeth, and that body designed for kill is just... mmm.
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>>2666655
There was
Nice fucking get tho
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>>2666571
>Mrs. Wilde's face
She knew exactly what the fuck she was doing. I think she just hustled Nick into fucking her.
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>>2666589
Don't take it personally anon, I would have included it had I known! Post the link again, I'll check it out; self-advertizing is really the only way to get knowledge of your writings out there.
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>>2666686
soon
soooon
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>>2666659
That's a beautiful idea. You know this as well as I do, challenge yourself in your writing. My update to Short Tails is scene writing, my weakest area. I'll read your edits later tonight, I'm sure they're all good.

Maybe just write short, one shot dates with them, or

Or

Do a series where it's like 10 dates, one update per date. That'd be qt and fluffy as hell
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Bringing the thread demographics poll over here, if you haven't voted please do:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10130783
http://www.strawpoll.me/10130783
http://www.strawpoll.me/10130783

>bi's in the lead
I knew it.
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>>2666676
She's the one in the picture? Context clues and all that, my friend.
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>>2666679
Knife ears OUT
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>>2666710
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11852223/1/bros-being-bros
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Need a wizard to put Gid's signature locks on this. Gonna need a powerful one, at that.
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NEW CHAPTER: SHILL EDITION

WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE

http://archiveofourown.org/works/6413431/chapters/15424363

Another exciting installment of Crime Shit with Animals!

I feel like I kind of went out on a limb with characterization in this chapter, but I also feel that it's for the good of the story, that it'll give a more satisfying punch to the conclusion.

Let me know what y'all think so I know that I'm on the right track!

Also, if you haven't already, check out Clunkbot's update
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6682150/chapters/15427981

And give Metals some love
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6744235
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>>2666589
>must draw daily, anon. i'll just take a nap and feel better hopefully.
Sleep well, dude! Feel better!
>>2666548
I see how it is, dude. </3
>>2666730
>bi's in the lead
>I knew it.
Whats that supposed to mean, dude? :^)
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>>2666680
Keep it up! You seem dedicated enough, you'll be the very best before you know it!

>>2666686
They're CYOOT

>>2666730
We're everywhere!

>>2666748
You know, I've never realized he didn't have his hair in the picture. You just shook my reality.
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>>2666571
Wow! Hilarious! Please, make me laugh even more!
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>there are females here

TUNDRA TOWN
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>>2666769
This is the best on-model art I've seen. I mean, look at >>2666760 compared to this. Beautiful.
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>>2666760
Oh and this one too

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11918323/1/Stoutwell-Out-of-the-Red
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Are we shilling our fics?
Don't think I ever posted mine up here.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11877121/1/A-night-out-with-an-old-friend
Y'know, if anyone's interested. It's a WIP still after all this time, trying to get back into updating it every weekend.
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>>2666730
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10130783

Is this internet sexuality or real sexuality

As in, online, I jerk to all kinds of stuff. gay, straight, incest, rape, general violence, have given most fetishes a fair shot

But in real life I'm just vanilla straight and only have plain, normal sex with my wife. We consider doggy "spicing it up"
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>>2666815
provide a synopsis with your shill you noob
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>>2666785
and he needs his belly and cheeks in that pic. handsome is nice, but pie fox needs to be jolly.
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lol, Google is recommending all of the Manchester City F.C. links to me because I searched MCFC. I must say, I appreciate Google giving me the benefit of the doubt.
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>>2666627
I heard dat
-J
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>>2666802
>This is the best on-model art I've seen.
It's not even that on model desu.

Does anyone have the comic with Nick and Judy watching Tangled? That's one of the most on model for me
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>>2666741

>does it make u uncomfortable?
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>>2666686
They're so sweet together.

>>2666801
>there are females here

At least one is a tranny, probably more.
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Who wants to date?
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>>2666824
Internet.
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>>2666769
Nothing, I just expected them to be in the majority

Also trinity threesome when.
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>>2666839
>sticking her fingers in the ice cream and licking it off like the slut she is
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>>2666840
OUT OUT OUT REEEE
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>>2666841
>At least one is a tranny, probably more.
hi yeah, i'm still here. we doing this again?
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>>2666815
>>2666825
Fair enough.
Nick and the unnamed narrator, his best friend, go out for a night of drinking. Nostalgic feels, drunken flirting, eventually they fuck, haven't finished it yet.
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Hey dudes, I'm feeling really tired. I'm gonna go lie down.
I'll talk to you dudes later tonight, alright? :)
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>>2666847
Where are we going, anon? What should I wear?
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>>2666827
He's like Santa!

Can we get some art of Gideon dressing up as Santa at Christmas time and being glomped by the Hopps children?

>>2666833
That's the life!

>>2666858
And that's the dream...
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>>2666545
>that moment when someone else shilled your work.
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>>2666869
Later man. Have a good sleep.
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>>2666858
Man, the Finnickfags are extinct at this point aren't they? What, did they all stay on /co/ or something?
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>>2666801
so we got our own meme here huh

>>2666825
sheeit. i forgot too
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11852223/1/bros-being-bros

finnick realizes his feelings for nick and it leads him to some new places.
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>>2666730
>suddenly 15 more straight males
I SMELL SHENANIGANS
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Girly-boi Nick is a sexy one.
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>>2666869
Have a nice nap, bud! Talk to you later.

>>2666884
The Bros Being Bros guy is still around representing their interests. He popped into these threads last night, as a matter of fact.
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>>2666884
pretty much
Finnickfags were never that vocal in the first place
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>>2666715
Yeah, the story hasn't changed overtly since you last saw it, so it's probably not worth a reread considering you seemed pretty thorough when you checked it out earlier, which I'm super grateful for still.

I really like the chaptered dates idea though! My worst quality as a write fag though is my non-committal attitude however, so I'm always super scared to announce anything I plan until it's basically done or half made. Maybe that's just the kick I need though. Thanks clunk, you're a super guy.

Off to the rock gym, see you cool cats and animals later.
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>>2666892

>straights update thread less often than gays

believable
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>>2666884
They're mostly still in /co/, which is a bit of a shame because I liked the [spoiler]little[/spoiler] guys. I hope they join us soon.
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>>2666884
i'm here bruh
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>>2666872
Anything you want babe.
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>>2666874
I can't second santa pie fox hard enough.
Let's add Travis the red-nosed weasel while we're at it.
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>>2666824
Well, I put down bisexual, but anyone in real life would say I'm straight.

This is because I'm terrified of people judging me differently because of my sexuality.

Everyone around me would claim that they wouldn't judge or change their opinion of me, but deep down I believe this isn't true.

Any relationships I have with other men is kept hidden, which is just unfair to them.

Its also hard to find open minded people who are OK with seeing other partners.

Pretty much all I do is have short term physical relationships with women that inevitably end when we get too close.

Sexually, romantically, I'm pretty frustrated.
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>>2666860
You heard her man, get your dox fick out!
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>>2666904
What would you say to some nice Nick bulge?
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>>2666608
Wait a minute...
>"Big Trouble in Little Rodentia"
>Parody of "Big Trouble in Little China"
>Mice (In Rodentia) have buck teeth, are small and pretty much look the same.
>Disney incidentally making Chinese stereotypes through the use of mice.
Clever move, Disney. Almost got past me.
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>>2666926
How about a movie, not too picky which, and some food at whatever local places you got? I'm not a picky date, I just want to spend time with you anon.
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>>2666949
I would say "pls go"
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>>2666949
I'd say more.
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>>2666928
Hey man, don't let people drag you down. You do you, I'll do me, and, we'll do each other dig?
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>>2666951
Some of the rodents are italian stereotypes though
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>>2666940
>current year
>still mad about preds

stay being mad being inferior.
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>>2666949
Say? I think my mouth would be a little bit busy, anon.

Who wants to talk when you've got something so...tasty...in front of you?
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>>2666965
more
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>>2666915
I don't remember this scene. Was it in a promo, or an end credits thing?
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>>2666968
The plot thickens.
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>>2666923
On the one hand, he has the voice of Tiny Lister.

On the other, he looks adorable in a dress.

I just don't know what to do...
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>>2666952
A Movie would be lovely Anon.
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>>2666571
Haha, I'm laughing from my penis!
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Pls critique aka destroy me

>>2666627

I'm good, thanks man :)
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>>2666984
Cool! What time do you wanna meet up? Unless you can pick me up, Anon. I'm sadly forced to use public transportation.

Big cities and all.
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>>2666980
Superbowl promo

>>2666982
I'll never get over that obvious bulge
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>>2666949
O-oh my

This is

Very tasty.

>>2666981
That isn't the only thing thickening.

>>2666980
Promo, I believe.
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>>2666949
Still my favorite Nick bulge.
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>>2667009
Goal body.

Fuark.
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>>2666994
That...sounds uncomfortable, Anon.
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>>2666872
Where my dic in ur mouth bb

*Unzips dick*
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>>2667004
5:30 work with you?
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Are you, Anon?
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>>2667030
No.
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>>2666730
>still no lesbians

huh. Unexpected.
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>>2667030
absolutely
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>>2666923
And there he is! How's it going today, bro?

>>2666927
I love this concept. I could totally see Gideon being the go-to Santa for the Hopps family during Christmastime. I'm sure he'd love playing the role.

>>2666928
I understand you completely. I am terrified of admitting to my IRL friends that I'm bi. It's not so much that I'm afraid they would judge me, I just don't want to screw up our friendship by complicating it like that. I worry that some of them would get the wrong idea.

It sucks too, because I think that some of them are pretty cute, but I just don't want to risk it...

I'm here for you if you want to talk about it.

>>2666996
Good to hear! Sorry, I'm not a drawfag so I can't give you a helpful critique, but I'd love to see how your style develops.

>>2666984
>>2667004
>>2667025
Is this actually happening? I'm so confused.
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>>2667030
No
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>>2666847
>>2666872
>>2666926
>>2666952
>>2666984
>>2667004
>>2667025
I'd say stop, but there's not anything else going on in here atm.
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>>2667025
That's perfect! Can't wait to see you, Anon!
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>>2667041
They're busy going off about finding nemo.
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>>2667030
Maybe.
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>>2667022
Seems a little small, Anon. I think I'll pass.
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>>2667049
>and then he never shows up
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>>2666982
it's one of the best things, feminizing really masculine characters
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>>2667005
>I'll never get over that obvious bulge

He's really packing a jumbo pop, if you know what I mean.
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>>2667060
Zootopia - Gay/bi men
Finding Nemo - Lesbians
Moana - Trannies

What else do we have?
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>>2667030
Always and forever
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>>2667048
Lol, this is what happens when hands aren't busy doing something else...
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>>2667030
As always
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>>2667044

Workin on at least one sketch a day so I guess we'll see where I'm at by June
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>>2667072
So is Nick.
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>>2667044
i'm alive. but sore and tired. thinking about a nap
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>>2667070
>feminization

YESSS

We need Nick in a skirt and blouse. With a big ass.
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>>2667080
>Moana
First time hearing about this. What the hell even...?
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>>2667081
And ever and ever
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>>2667110
its an animated Dwane "The Rock" Johnson movie
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>>2667096
Daily reminder that horses are the most useless of animals in Zootopia and a parasite to our society.
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>>2667044
>have a fairly decent group of friends
>generally okay with my weirdness
>finally tell them I'm into guys
>none of them seem tomind
>a week later one of them lost their gf
>he was sad, so I offered a movie night to get his mind off it, something we always did
>"Haha, nah man, I'm good. Maybe some other time."
>none of them wanna hang out with me 1 on 1 anymore because they think I'm hitting on them
Hellish
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>>2667044
>It's not so much that I'm afraid they would judge me, I just don't want to screw up our friendship by complicating it like that. I worry that some of them would get the wrong idea.
Damn skippy.

Same way in business. In my field of work, your sexuality is under scrutiny.

I don't want to be defined by my sexuality, I just want to be seen as the same person.
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>>2667109
even beyond a sexual thing, it makes the best comedic and dramatic situations i can't get enough of.
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>>2667096
HAH
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>>2667118
>implying they don't have magical bullshit magnetic fields in their hooves

how the fuck else could they be driving and use fucking spears
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>>2667044
how are you doing gidanon
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>>2666532
Top left giraffe
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>>2667151
They have fingers in the movie. Kind of.
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>>2667104
Alright kits, line up.

Today we're going to learn how to tie knots.

>>2667124
Suck man.
With the kind of friends I keep, half would just shrug at the idea that I'm gay, and the other half would give me an open invitation for a no-homo BJ.
Life is odd when you hang out with freaks and artists.
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Let's get some sexy Nick in here. Gotta keep it interesting, anons!
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>>2667116
Well that explains everything.

I'll stick to wanting to bang the fox.
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>>2666444
done reading,clunky. it was a fun chapter but your title gave the joke away.

don't have any actual notes since i didn't spot any errors. your writting is as always solid.

wish i could offer any good criticisms but i got nothing this time
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>>2667116
I still don't understand the tranny thing, does he support trannies or something?
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>>2667169
cute and cuddly Nick > sexy Nick
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>>2667163
other hooved animals do, horses and zebras do not
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>>2667044
>>2666928
I live in a pretty conservative part of the country, I'm pretty open about my sexuality (I don't tell people unless it's necessary though), I've come out to all my family and close friends (who have in turn told others) and I have yet to feel any blowback for it. My friends make gay jokes and call me faggot and such such but I've clarified that I don't really mind it so it's fine.
Maybe I'm just really lucky.

>>2667110
Brown princess movie (I fully expect for history to repeat and for the animal movie that Disney ignored to come out on top of the princess one they hyped).

>>2667124
Yeah you gotta really make it clear that you find all of them ugly.

>>2667169
Feel free to dump
pls
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>>2667196
From what I can see, it's 2 fingers and a thumb. Like a mitten.
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>>2667169
dump?
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>>2667241
>>2667196
In the movie, they still had what appears to be a full hoof, but in the comic/book they gave them the cloven hoof that the other ungulates got.
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>>2667241
Not the horses and zebras though, look at the horse and zebra who were part of the Nick hazing, just straight up hooves.
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>>2667241
Never looked too closely, man. Only time was when bellwether was quick typing on her phone at the police station.
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>>2667044
My roommate actually came out to me before we moved in together, it was funny, when he's like "Um, I just wanted to let you know... I'm bisexual." and I'm just like "yeah, me too. Whatever." Very freeing, haven't come out to every friend I have because it doesn't matter to me. Though it is pretty cool being able to just talk about dick and pussy with the roommate and call each other faggot.

>>2667124
That's tough, Anon. Don't know if clarifying would help, like "unless you have a fox dick, not interested."
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>>2667181
Thanks man!

What about the title gives it away? I'd like to not give it away
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>>2667241
Yeah but that's for all the others, someone did a whole post about it.

http://globegander.tumblr.com/post/140609407606/hooves-vs-zootopia

>>2667269
Got pics?
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>>2667218
I'm in a very progressive part of the country.

So progressive that people have been wearing their sexuality on their sleeves to define themselves.

Usually this means their either so vapid that all they have in life is their sexual identity, or they're trying to market themselves as a token sexuality. Either way, those people are known to not produce good work.

Its really poisoned the well.
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>>2666674
Who else thinks that Clawhauser is solid muscle under that fat, like a sumo wrestler?

I just want a scene where one of the big animals on the force does whatever it is that really pisses him off and the fatass just straight up slams them against a wall and lifts them clean of their feet.

After that he gets mad donuts.
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>>2662453
does anyone have more pics from the gallery of the image linked? the artist hid all her tender/comfy lewds from pixiv
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>>2667312
>2011+5
>not knowing Clawhauser is permabulking on protein donuts allday erryday
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>All these bi dudes too scared to be open about their cocklust

As an openly gay cocksucker I never have these problems around all my straight dude friends. Just don't act like a faggot.
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>>2667312
Like this?
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>>2667293
>"unless you have a fox dick, not interested."
Funnily enough, that is what I've said. They were all totally cool about me wanting to fuck a cartoon character, that's the 'weirdness'.
It's when I brought that sexuality to real life they suddenly got worried about the connotations of it.
>Fucking male cartoons foxes= Okay
>Fucking male humans= not okay
I'll never understand normies
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>>2666815
my experience is that people will notice your shill more if you post with a pic.

Also, reading it now.
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>>2667098
Good to hear you're sticking with it. Keep us posted! And that does look like a fox, so you're off to a good start. I like your "fur lines" too - or whatever you want to call them, I mean how your draw the tufts of fur on his cheeks and his ears.

>>2667106
I hear ya. I'm tossing around the idea of a nap myself. What are you sore from?

>>2667124
>>2667131
That is 100% what I am worried will happen. I mean, I love my friends, just not in that way. I'm worried they'll push me away if they think I might be into them.

I mean, they can say they'll be okay with it, and they probably will be. But I just don't want it to preclude us from doing things we like doing together just because they have the wrong idea.

They've even asked me about my sexuality before, and I've lied and told them I'm straight just to protect myself. I hate that I feel I have to do that - I don't like lying in general. I just wish it didn't have to be like that, you know?

>>2667157
I'm doing well! I'm done with my semester now and so I've just been sitting at home doing absolutely nothing for about a week now. It feels great, but I should probably start figuring out what I'm doing this summer....

>>2667218
That's how I hope it would work out if I told them. I also come from a conservative and rural area. Imagine Bunnyburrow but with more guns and pickup trucks.

My friends like to make the same kind of gay jokes around me, but that's another thing I'm worried I'd fuck up. I don't want them to think they'd have to censor themselves, because I love that kind of humor!

>>2667293
I'd love to have a friend or roommate I knew was bi. I think it would be great to share the same affinity for the female and male bodies with someone you know.

>>2667329
Oh, I don't. I did tell one person once and they were genuinely surprised.
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>>2667329
Bisexuals get flack for being the opportunity LGBT ticket.

Straight people think we're gay and lying, gay people think we're straight and lying. Shit fucking sucks.
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>>2667351
Holy blog post. Sorry guys.... I don't like doing that. I guess I just entered vent mode.
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>>2667325
oh hey that's my post.


Nah Nigga I ain't got any more of em.

I wish tho, one of my favorite pics in my storage.
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>>2667329
But I am bisexual. I'm attracted to both men and women.
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>>2667312
>>2667327
He couldn't keep up with Mrs. Otterton and became exhausted on the way to Bogo's office.

He's nothing but blubber and bones.

Gideon and Stu have muscle under their cushion.
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>>2667370
Half the time people forget bisexuals even exist under the LGBTQ flag.
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>>2667345
Maybe they're just feeling a bit of the foxlust too?
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>>2667329
>Tfw straight

I finally know what it feels like to be in the minority at least.
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>>2667384
He trains for raw functional strength.

Cardio kills gains.
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>>2667370
I'm straight and honestly after hearing so much about sexuality in the past 4 years, I'm just sick of it and want people to shut up. I really couldn't care less.

>>2667382
For you anon.
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>>2667325
I got some.
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>>2667388
Keep dumping pls
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>>2667405
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>>2667384
Nigga, sumos are strictly anerobic, they'll like mega-linebackers, they have unstoppable power in short bursts, but their endurance and overall speed is shit.
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>>2667398
That pic fucks my head up. There's just way too much going on.
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>>2667411
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>>2667396
>raw functional strength
>no endurance

I don't think you know what functional strength is.
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>>2667351
moving out of my on-campus apartment
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>>2667398
Hey, at least nobody in this thread is claiming to be a quadrodyke hydrokeksexual.
As long as it's gay, straight, or bi, it's fine with me.
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>>2667427
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>>2667418
Says "FUCKING GOD DAMN" and Nick is furiously staring at Judy's ass while biting his lip.
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>>2667436
And that's all I got.
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Reminder that pred-prey is best.
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>>2667398
>I'm straight and honestly after hearing so much about sexuality in the past 4 years, I'm just sick of it and want people to shut up. I really couldn't care less.

I am too, and I'm bi. I'm sick of people defining me by it. I'm sick of people asking me about it. I'm sick of people questioning whether I'm more straight or more gay.

This fucking radical progressive push for LGBT acceptance has kicked out any moderates who just wanted to not be seen as freaks. No, instead its the definition of you as a person, your order on the progressive stack, your indicator for privilege, and what you have to fill in the blank for every opinion "as a _______".

Shit FUCKING sucks. I miss the late 2000's.
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>>2667345
Yeah, I figured. That's shitty, I don't know how long its been, but sometimes it's just an adjustment.
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>>2667335
I always wondered why stocky/strong knights didn't wear braced armor with crumple-zones. Spaced armor would cut the damaged caused by maces and bolts.

Also, yes. Just like that.
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>>2667456
I agree man.
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>>2667439
Yeah, I figured it out, just looking at it too long hurts.
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>>2667433
Ugh, I had to do that last week. At least you get to rest now.
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>>2667431
Functional strength = diddylifting 5pl8 for 1 rep.
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>>2667447
Eternally grateful, anon.
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>>2667375
I posit that it has to do with Japan's tarded porn laws

>>2667447
I have most of it saved but thanks
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>>2667489
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>>2667294
>Go! Go! Shining Action Caliber Fox! (行きます!行きます!シャイニングアクションキャリバーフォックス!)

over the top title, while not having over the top reactions for the characters, and realizing it is the nick got grazed with nighthowler au

just leads you to belive there will be a joke at the end and the first joke one comes up with is always the "you are a shonen character now"

short of changing the title entirely or add more over the top things to the fic i really don't see how to not give it away

granted you do need to know anime tropes and realize which au this is to get the joke earlier

i do belive it's a good oneshot so maybe it's just me who saw it coming .
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>>2667517
>Im a faggot
You bet you are.
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>>2667373
>>2667351
It's fine.

And if they ask you your sexuality, from what I hear it's the perfect time to open up (I've always initiated so not talking from experience). But regardless, there's little reason to rush these things, take your time and ease into it, try to predict they're reactions, see how comfortable they are with difference. Most important thing, though, is to expect the absolute worst reaction, that way you will be prepared to handle anything and a positive reaction is a pleasant surprise.
Hell if doing it face to face makes you uncomfortable, do it over text or messaging, it's how I did it, you can ask them to tell your other friends and let them do some of the lifting for you. I'm no expert, but that' just advice from my own experience
(also, just drop a "fag"/"faggot" every now and then, they'll catch on to how you have some skin.
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>>2667517
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>>2667517
>Im a faggot
You're goddamn right
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Comfy thread bros
-J
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>>2667517
>Im a faggot that doesnt ship WildeHopps, but I admit some of the art is pretty cute

Me too. I don't really ship tbqh.

>>2667506
You've got a point. The idea is more of a subtle joke, so I omitted the over the top theatrics. When I get back I change the title
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>>2667562
All the comfy I have is usually posted pretty quick and I hate reposting, but I think this one is safe.
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>>2667471
Do you have any idea how bulky that would be? Your range of motion and ability to move would be completely fucked no matter how strong you are.
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Smooth Criminal!
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>>2667563
This is wonderful.
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I wish I was straight.
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Wat flavor of slurpee do I get guys.

Was thinking coke
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>>2667612
Coke is legit but what other flavours are available
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>>2667562
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>>2667612
What are the available options man?
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>>2667620

Forgot my pic.

Regular coke master race?

>>2667611
Why?
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>>2667563
this makes my penis aroused
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>>2666457
>From which the camera's POV is from
Choose one, either "from which", or "is from"
Not both.
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>>2667612
Blueberry.

or just layer different flavors.
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>>2667579
It wouldn't have to be much. A half-inch over areas like the abdomen and joints, places where just one good hit will ruin shit, would make a lot of difference.
Like, say, a thinner layer of metal to act as a buffer. Against a mace or an arrow, that extra bit of resistance could mean life or death.
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>>2666633
Quad-dubs.
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>>2667626
The other 2 don't seem all that great so I vote coke man.
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>>2667631
Your rank of grammar nazi outshines my own, anon.
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>>2667626
half n half that shit nigga

top half coke bottom half peach lemonade
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>>2667563
That asshole has seen its share of travelers. I mean, it's not a doughnut, but how many dicks does it take to have an oblong-shaped anus?
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>>2667563
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>>2667641
Half an inch of extra armor on top of the already bulky armor is a lot and around joints would essentially cripple the wearer.

I don't think you realize how bulky and heavy armor was back then.
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>>2667662
Well, you know the furry stereotype about foxes...

Just a bunch of sluts.

(I may or may not be a Fox...)
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>>2667325
Well, what's her pixiv? Let's keep an eye on it in case it comes back.
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>>2667642
Baneposting is truly a transcendent meme
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>>2667662
I think fox anuses may just naturally be shaped like that, or Nick has weathered a good number of poundings.
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>>2667689
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=106589

tried looking for a twitter to no avail
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>>2667327
>protein donuts
sounds hot
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>>2667626
So I can mend with my family without fear of being found out.

No, don`t say they're the problem. My primitive brain with it's useless sexual orientation is the big issue here.
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>>2667611
I'm fucking glad I'm gay because holy shit does having to put up women's bullshit sucks. I pity my straight friends and they have to go through just for pussy.
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Reminder that first request guy is making continuation to that comic all of Nicks and Judys children gang banging the one fox
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>>2667684
40-60lbs spread over the body of an exceptionally fit person, our modern soldiers carry more and still are expected to clock 20 miles a day on foot.

A trained man could do a cardio-routine in a full suit of plate armor and still remove filthy heretics from the Holy Land.
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>>2667725
Hey man, I'm straight an well on my way to wizardry. There's no need to pity a man who's given up.
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>>2667730
Good
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>>2667686
>(I may or may not be a Fox...)

You're a retarded person.

Fursonas are the dumbest shit ever.
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>>2667651
Blasphemy

>>2667646
I feel it pham

>>2667640
I think it's coke because that Gideon is scary. sorry lad

>>2667708
Pham listen, that's bordering fetish levels of self hate. As a straightfag, it ain't that great. Cept the goils. They're so god damn cute.
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>>2667539
If I'm asked again, I will. That particular group of friends has only asked me once so far and, in the heat of the moment, I gave them my knee-jerk reaction, which was to say that I'm straight. That really got me thinking about what they would think if I was honest with them and now I think I would be comfortable opening up if asked again.

It's just that I get really nervous having heart-to-hearts with friends, you know? Maybe a text would be better.

Thanks, by the way, your advice really is making me feel better - I really appreciate it.

>>2667708
It seems like it would be easier sometimes, but it's a part of who you are. Might as well make the most of it. Life's too short to be unhappy with who you are.

>>2667725
Ye.
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More Nick's destroyed ass for you anons.

I'll try and find more.
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>>2667662
i honestly think it's just 'cause his tail is raised.
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>>2667684
I think he meant a half-inch of space between the layers, not solid.

It's sort of like a whipple shield.
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>>2667745
I'm saying i'm a slut, anon. Not a furry.

Geez, don't judge my life choices.
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>>2667753
Wonderful
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>>2667398
Well you better strap in boy, because idpol has a long way to go before finally dying. It'll get a lot worse before it gets better.
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>>2667730
that Predacon icon
>tfw your son enjoys cartoons
>tfw all the villains are played by predators
>tfw your son is taught that good always win, and that predators can't be good

also
>John
MOTHER FUCKER THAT WAS GOING TO BE NICKS FATHERS NAME
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>>2667777
No anon, those quads are wonderful.
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>>2667777
Noice quads m8.
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>>2667753
Please do. It was even blessed by these sevens >>2667777
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>>2667757
an extra layer and the support for it would weigh a fuckton but the bulkiness of it is a bigger issue.
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>>2667753
god damn

I love his content smile
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>>2667781
Still could be, though Nick doesn't seem like the type to name his son after his father.
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What species would be primarily shitposters?
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>>2667825
Apparently sheep, rabbits, and mice.
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>>2667623
Pred-play fetish Judy is best Judy.
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>>2667825
Kangaroos.
Fuckin' Aussies
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>>2667825
Dung beetles.
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>>2667753
We need more pounded Nick
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>>2667825
Species with hooves are the worst at everything.
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>>2667825
Platypi.
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More of that pounded Nick, Anons.
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>>2667821
I mean that in the original script Nick's dad was named John.
I think it's probably more of a reference
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>>2667751
i hate gideon at first

not i love him

idk why
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>>2667825
Foxes, have you heard Nick's bantz?
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>>2667825
>>2667835
Pretty much, mice and rabbits just due to sheer numbers.
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>>2667825
fucking bunnies and fucking sheep.

they need to be exterminated tbqh
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>>2667865
>that judy
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>>2667870
Because he loves you, Anon!
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Anyone wanna help me write a paper on Arson related insurance fraud?
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>>2667866
It wasn't made canon is what I meant. haha
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>>2667865
Is that a female? I've heard a lot of shit about hyenas but still haven't figured it out

>>2667751
Glad I could help, if you ever need advice I'm here <3
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>>2667825
Kangaroos, platypussies, wombats, possums, emus, crocodiles, cockatoos, echidnas, frilled lizards, monitor lizards, bandicoots, koalas, tasmanian devils, cane toads.
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>>2667725
It's more of a cultural thing than a sexual thing for me, anon.

I want to be able to go to the Vatican without feeling like a outright sinner.

>>2667748
>>2667751
See above.
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Finally half-way decent subby-Nick I have, anons. Someone else must do my God-given duty.
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>>2667870
Love conquers all, and Gideon is made of pure love.
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>>2667907
Has a knot, probably male.
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>>2667702
Well at least the bookmarks are nice.
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>>2667915
You're not a sinner. Christ's philosophy is fervently passive and loving. He loves you, god loves you (and I'm not even religious)
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>>2667917
stop my penis can only get so erect!
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>>2667933
I really wish I could read the context here because that bitemark's interesting.
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>>2667915
>believing in fairy tales

Well there's your problem
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>>2667921
Love and hatred are two sides of the same coin.
If love conquers all, so does hatred.

Ergo, a being of pure hatred will conquer in the end just as a being of pure love.
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>>2667929
>>2667907
Hyenas don't have knots. They're closer to felines than canids anyways.
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/ztg/ - Fox dicks, Religious debate, and confused sexualities.

Try some today!
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so, I decided to abandon that fic I was writing, but I promised I'd post it anyways if I abandoned it, so here it is, unfinished. I'll take critique for it anyways.

http://pastebin.com/qs9FSawH

Things I don't like about it
-I don't think I characterized Nick well enough, Internally I think he's fine, but his speech doesn't fit.
-I don't think the idea itself is good enough.
-Pacing feels poorly done, but I meant for it to be a short story anyways. It was gonna end comfy if I had a high enough opinion of my work to finish.

Any other thoughts?
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is think it's speaks for itself when /trash/ is like 10x better than /b/

>and a lot of other boards
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Well now i know why that flashxpriscilla fic is updating so frequently

Its like 4 words a chapter
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>>2667943
Second and final page.
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This is the Nick-Anal-Pounding anon.

Only thing I've got left is some...cub-Nick stuff of questionable consent.

Do you want?
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>>2667898
Burn down your school
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>>2667730
Oh no he's cute
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>>2667984
No. Delete that from your hardrive you sicko.
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>>2667983
That's a fucking Weaver face on that Nick.
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>>2667984
Can't. No shota allowed, anon.
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>>2667994
K
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>>2667984
he's too pure anon
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>>2667984
No
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>>2667946
>Says the NatSoc

GEE WILLICKERS, YOU SURE LOVE ODIN DONT YA?
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>>2668003
Didn't know, thanks for info Anon!
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>>2667907
<3

By the way, if you ever want to chat outside of these threads, let me know, I could give you my Kik or Telegram or something.

>>2667915
I mean to each their own, Anon, but you shouldn't beat yourself up like that.

>>2667947
Is love/hate like thermodynamics? Is hate just absence of love and is the some kind of "love entropy"?

>>2667980
A lot of boards are better than /b/, though. But yeah... let's keep it our little secret how quality this place is.
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>>2667974
Furries don't give a fuck. As far as they're concerned there's horse dongs and dog dicks and that's it those go on every animal ever.
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>>2666760
Is it bad that I ship Grigori and Finn? They spar and bicker, but have this cute kind of understanding about each other, like how to approach Elim about the massive goat-fuck that was chapter 7. They just seem like they'd have glorious hatesex.

...

I'm shipping OCs in a fanfic. Someone please kill me.
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>>2667980
Not exactly a high watermark. But yeah, /trash/ is what would happen if /b/ was delisted.
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Need a drink and comfy.
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>>2668051
What do you drink?
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>>2668051
Have a comfy.
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>>2668002
I think you're reading too much into it. Simplified styles will have some points in common.
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>>2668070
I'm not saying it was stolen or even inspired by, I'm just saying it's a funny coincidence of visual style, because they look similar to me.
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>>2667781
Nigga, that's the goddamn Maximal icon

Predacon was a fucking wasp head.
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>>2668061
Mostly rum and whiskey with cola. Sometimes wine, if I'm feeling fancy.
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>>2668051
Having a bad day man? Or just getting a drink to relax with?
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>middle-class straight white cis male
>depression makes me waste everything away
>mfw
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>>2667984
DO NOT
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>>2668062
This is adorable, thanks anon!
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>>2668092
At least you're not lower-class straight white cis male with depression.
Shit's depressing.
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>>2668092
This sounds like some Tumblr shit...
You a Tumblrina?
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>>2668046
I was getting a shipping vibe from elin or whatever his name is and grigori personally
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>>2668051
I'm drinking right now, actually. Mountain Dew Voltage with Captain Morgans- can't go wrong.
Anyone else drinking tonight?
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>>2668092
I remember back when "cis" used to be called "normal'
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More Nick getting fucked

I need some Weaselton porn.
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>>2668120
Drinking some Two Sisters from New Glarus, anon!
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>>2668092
>using cis unironically
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>>2668092
>Middle class straight white male

I know in theory I shouldn't have problems or things to complain about, but I do. I feel you anon.
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>>2667943
He probably feels guilty that he bit her hard enough to leave a mark during the Bellweather chase, and so he does what most animals do to comfrot one another: he grooms her.

Then it turns out she likes how it feels and gets hot and heavy and he's like "what the fuck"

Mind you I cannot read moonrunes, but this is the feeling I'm getting based on context.
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>>2668128
>not due for 3 years

Damn, that's some old stuff.
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>>2668120
Got no alcohol on me man so it'd just coke. Excitement all around.
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>>2668026
No, love and hate are just different takes on the same passion.

A passion so consuming it can seize control of your mind.
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>>2668121
I remember back when people were allowed to be proud of whatever they were, regardless of what it was.

Truly this is the worse age. The Greeks thought the Iron age was the worst, but they were wrong.

The Tumblr Age is the worst age of humanity.
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>>2668120
>Anyone else drinking tonight?
>tonight

I've been drinking since waking up 14 hours ago.

Cheap handle of vodka + cranberry/blood orange juice. A 40 of malt liquor and a couple of beers earlier.
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>>2668138
The only people who think the middle-class straight white male has no problems or worries are jackass tumblrinas.
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>>2668147
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11360173/

>Posted August 14th, 2013

Damn.
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>>2667915
Well a core doctrine is we are all sinners anyway but that is okay.
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ok ive been waiting patiently, but where the fuck is that anon-to-rabbit transformation fic?
Or has it been posted and I managed to miss it.
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>>2668170
Highest rate of suicide, and most pessimistic outlook on the future.

Truly a carefree group of people.
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>>2668092
What I find helps is classifying all your 'depressive' thoughts, like the ones that say 'you're wasting your life' and 'you're worthless' and 'you should kill yourself' as thoughts from an 'other you'.
That way, every time you think like that you can say to yourself 'hey man, fuck you' and focus on the better aspects of your personality. I know it sounds psychotic, but I've found it helps a lot with the really dark shit.

Once you identify the schism between your 'You', or your 'I Will', and the 'Other You', or 'I Can't', you'll find that depression is essentially a cancer of self that you can keep locked up in it's own little tumor.


That, or you're a Tumbrina and you're lying for attention.
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Filter "thegid"

>ways to instantly enhance your thread experience
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>>2668162
Huh, i dont remember there ever being a time where everyone accepted everyone.

Peoplw have always been in conflict about stuff like this, whether its sexuality, race, religion, or anything else
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>>2668531
Why man? What'd he do?
Next you're gonna tell us you filer 'dude' too.
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>>2668114
How so?
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>>2668196
>Highest rate of suicide,

That's trannies actually, but most trannies are middle class white men.
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>>2668550
I dunno. I cant remember what scene it was but one scene they had made me almost expect them to be lovers.
But its been a while since i read the whole thing so i dunno
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>>2668541
But we used to be able to discuss things openly without fear of the Tumblr Brigade.

Now you can't say anything without all the "racist, sexist, etc" coming at you.

Back in my day you just beat the shit out of em, and moved on.
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>>2668560
DELETE THIS

please, I was happier having forgotten this... thing existed.
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>>2668128
kek, his face in the first panel
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>>2668081
I'm a rum and coke guy myself. Good taste, Anon!

>>2668157
True.

>>2668531
:/

>>2668545
I don't think I did anything...
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>>2668136
>>2668121
>>2668111
Let's face it, it's a matter of little time until cis enters common vernacular.

>>2668162
>I remember back when people were allowed to be proud of whatever they were, regardless of what it was.
Honestly? What we have now is the logical progression of what you described. Both things are idpol.

>>2668530
You described an interesting variation of cognitive-behavioral therapy.
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Question for you fags who have seen The Third Man: Nick or Bellwether as Harry Lime?
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>>2667744
>>2667755
>>2667766
>>2667777
>>2667844
>>2667866
>>2667877
Checked
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>>2668594
Ive literally never seen it used outside of the internet and a few sjw girls who lived on my dorm floor a few years back

Its hardly common vernacular yet
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>>2668616
Only one of those was me, Anon. Can you guess which one?
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>>2668560
This creature pisses me the fuck off so fucking goddamn cocksucking much.
I don't give a fuck if you're trans, or whatever the fuck you wanna call yourself, but abandoning your wife and, what was it, 6 kids, so you could be a trans 6 year old girl?
He's a fucking monster. He's even been adopted by a 'mommy and daddy' who treat him like he's a 6 year old girl, to the point of having 'play dates' with that disgusting freak and their grandchildren.
Fuck me, femenism has ruined society worse than how ruined society already was. He threw out everything, 6 kids and a wife, over a fucking meme. He's even tried to commit suicide multiple times because his young children who don't even know what the fuck is going on said it's "weird" for boys to wear girls clothing. Nothing pisses me off more than shit like this.
tl;dr REEEEEE
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WHY DOES THIS EXIST?

I blame Clawhauserfags.
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>>2667583
damn that's nice. Source?
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>when you've shilled your fic twice already and 70 people have clicked it but no one has said anything good or bad about it

This is truly the freshest hell
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Huh.
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>>2668530
You realize that sounds a lot like a tulpa, right?
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>>2666532
Were is the overworked and exhausted college student one?
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>>2668640
Write for you and not for other people.
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>>2668640
Metals here; which one, I'll read it once I'm back from the rock gym and let you know what I think, I always love seeing new content
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>>2668566
Is it the part where Elim actually says 'For the scariest guy I know, you're adorable.'
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>>2668639
Pulled it some random /c/ thread a while back, no idea.
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>>2667978
the idea is fucking GOLDEN
i don't know if you were going for "The Vow" but with N&J but sign me the fuck up

you're right with Nick's external dialogue being a little off, but that's something that can be fixed if taken a little time. same thing with the pacing

it sucks that you've abandoned this, i feel like i would have adored the end product
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So someone help me out here: do rabbits EVER stop trying to fuck?

Like I was in Bunnyburrow ONE DAY and literally 80% of all rabbit women I interacted with propositioned me or straight up started getting handsy. Do they just have no self control? No sense of decency? No shame or self respect?
They're ALL like this aren't they? Because I can't imagine I just happened to run into the ONLY bunnies in all the burrows that acted this way.
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>>2668665
It might have been yeah.
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>>2668627
The one with no less than fifty dicks in his mouth at any given time?
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>>2668062
>posting the ghost clock version
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>>2668640
I just suck at critiquing man. All I could really do is point out spelling errors but nothing on sentence dynamics or anything.
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>>2668640
>shills fic
>anon says he's gonna read it
>that was an hour ago
>radio silence
What is life
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>>2668688
Havent seen this image in a while
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>>2668627
>I'll never know
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>>2668623
"Yet" being the operative world. Trust me. There are memes whose birth I witnessed and now I see them on bumper stickers, vidya and daytime TV.

>>2668655
Not him, but outside criticism is an essential part of improvement.
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>>2668051
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>>2668584
Stop being transphobic

>>2668629
Honestly, all trannies are as selfish as he is. Look at how much they get their poorly fitting panties in a fit if everyone doesn't treat them exactly how they want. When other people won't play into their delusions they flip the fuck out and walk in front of a truck like that Leelah Alcorn dude and get turned into heroes by the other trannies.
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>>2668673
Rabbits are ALL fucking sluts. It's embarrassing tbqh

>Want to take my son to the country side so we can pick wild blueberries
>windbag old bunny smoking menthols asked if me and my son wanted to "cram her burrow"

Like, I have a fucking wife, lady

>>2668640
>People know and like your ficss
>People shill FOR YOU
>Still scared nobody is going to read it/like it

It doesnt even male sense tbqh
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god i hate prey

they are so fucking weak and whiney...
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>>2668664
See >>2666606

pastebin.com/s55ZaAuP

Judy and Mrs. Wilde meet for the first time.
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>>2668737
Had they already scrapped the collars when the teaser came out?
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I listen to moon man when I draw zootopia. I know it's wrong but it feels so right.
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>>2668720
>Leelah Alcorn
>all those people blaming the guy driving the truck
Truly no greater rage can be felt by man than the rage I felt that day
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>>2668640
I got 104 views and the only feedback was one person said it was kawaii.

(I copied the comment into a notepad document and have read it like eight times)
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>>2668731
>Like, I have a fucking wife, lady
What's the problem? I'm sure she could join in too.
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>>2666606
>missed the six piece
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>>2668692
It's the only one I had saved.

>>2668669
I don't know what "The Vow" is. I just have a weird trope-fetish for amnesia, but I always feel weird writing it because I expect everybody else to have written it before me.

I might revisit it some time, but I'd want to start over entirely just to fix the pacing, take it slower. I'd also need to figure out an ending that I feel better about. I had something plan, but it seemed rushed even in my head.
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>>2668653
A tulpa is more like a totally separate entity. Other You is just that, another, shittier you that can be banished into as easily as the shittiest you can be.

Basically, imbue it with all the worst aspects of yourself, so it'll be a self-loathing suicidal coward with no self-control and willpower as tough as wet tissue paper. Once that's finalized, pretty much anything it has to say can be dismissed out of hand.

Hey, it works for me.
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>>2668773
Rabbit, ladies and gentlemen.

My wife is pure and wholesome!
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>>2668773
BUNNY DETECTED
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>>2668783
That sounds like the start of a Steven King novel.
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>>2668673
Hey! You know, unlike a pred's urges, nobody ever tells a us to stop wanting to fuck. Don't blame individuals for society's failings.
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>>2668771
This post hits so close with me man. I know what you just said was miserably sad and autistic but I'd do the same thing.
>1 review
>it's not even constructive, just someone saying it's decent so far
end me
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>>2668688
Yes, I'm a slut. Want a piece, anon?
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>>2668771
>I copied the comment into a notepad document and read it like eight times

Actually laughed out loud.

>>2668731
>people like your stuff enough to shill for you
That was one of the best feelings. I miss the old mass effect general, before it became less about the game's characters and more about everyone's snowflake OCs.
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>>2668803
>Bunnies need to be told not to turn themselves into cavernous sluts because they just can't figure it out themselves
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>>2668803
I don't understand what you're talking about, like, I see PSA's here in the Tri-Burrows all the time to practice abstinence and all this hippy dippy shit about it, and a bunch of these sex-positive pred adds and stuff.
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>tfw a pred is in my history lecture

Lmao I didn't think they went to college
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>ywn organize a /trash/ zoot thread get-together/orgy
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Hello, all you beautiful, comfy people!

How're our WriteFags, DrawFags, editors, critiquers and lurkers doing today?
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>>2668831
wut
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>>2668776
>implying I wanted to be a double satan
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>>2668819
Yeah, just like we had to teach threads not to rip bunnies limb from limb because they couldn't figure it out themselves.

Look, I like preds, my best friend is a pred, but don't start getting cocky just because the whole of society decided to fix your failings and not ours.
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>>2668844
Pretty good, Anon, and yourself?

>>2668843
Ooo that's some quality comfy right there
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>>2668640
>>2668697
Still, it's nice to know someone is at least reading them, right?
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>>2668861
y tho
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-J
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>>2668783
>>2668799
Dunno about Stephen King, but reminds me a lot of a comic book, Fantastic Four: 1234. It's an unusual comic, and the fourth issue has the bit I'm thinking of. A good read nonetheless.
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Where's the Weaselton porn at?
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>>2668844
Literally nothing has happened today.
Some anons roleplayed going on a date. Some Writefags are sad that nobody has said anything about their fics. I watched The Warriors earlier today, which was nice.
Other than that, today's been slow as shit
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>>2668737
And the really tiny ones act like we're too big rather than them being too small.
Like jeez, just wear a big hat or get some elevator shoes or something. It's a big sidewalk, not my fault if I step on you.
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>>2666456
can someone post the rest?
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>>2668831
fuck u we go to college all the time.

the smartest fucking mammals on the planet are fucking preds u fucking dogfood.
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>>2668844
Freaking Out Writefag here

I'm doing okay

I'm procrastinating going anything productive.

I have to finish chapter 4 by tonight.

I'm halfway done.

Help me.
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>>2668874
Thanks for the better version, anon! I only had the one!
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>Be me, a huge bunnyfag.
>Furries are aight i guess, but rabbits? Oh dear sweet god bunnies are why the sun shines
>Get bunny ears sowed on to my hoodie, start buying plushies, etc.
>Family and friends catch on and tease. My mom makes a sign that says "Bunny Boy" for my door, my friends start calling me bunbun and other rabbit related things
>Love it to death, it's amazing, it feels so good somehow
>Watch Zootopia, love it for it's quality, not just the bun.
>Watch it again, notice some things.
>The iphones have carrots on them
>"Tri burrows" when in washington, where I live has the Tri Cities
>Lots of farmland
>It's wooded and hilly as fuck
>Realize rabbitland of zootopia is washington state
>I live in washington
The stars align and the world sings joy around me
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>>2668895
>We wuz geniuses n shiet
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>>2668901
No prob! I see that version posted a lot and I tend to wonder if they don't have the good version or don't like it.
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>>2668844
Writefags? Everywhere. Critiquers? Nowhere.
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>>2668865

I'm doing great!

My company just paid me a stupid amount of money for not quitting, but the deal is I have to keep working there another two years. Not the worst deal possible.

Raccoonfag, if you're out there, congrats on the new chapter! And Clunky, you're either wrecking the grade curve or setting the bar for ALL of us WriteFags! Damn you/Bless you!
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>>2668844
Relaxed as hell man. It's been a pretty good day so far.
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>>2668844
Clunk here. Had a slurpee. Need to finish this paper. Literally have to add like two sentences but 2 lazy. Going to edit my new update to fic as per recommendations

>>2668898
Ah hey, I remember you!
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which dragon dildo should I buy
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>>2668944
The horse, XL. Stretch that butthole anon!
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>>2668939
You remember me?

But

How?
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>>2668831
Probably affirmative action.
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>>2668910
You seem to have some sort of mental illness.
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>>2668923
Co-Op? reply with yours and I will 100% read it and give you some feedback.

Here's mine
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Brooker/works
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>>2668923

I've been blessed that many kind Anons have read my story and offered me advice. I'd like to pay that forward.

Gimme your story and I'll critique it for you.
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>>2668923
Right? I'd thought 4chan would have people falling over each other to criticize my work.

But no. No one says boo.

I actually value well thought out criticism to blind praise any day.
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>>2668962
shush you
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>>2668749
According to some leaked concept art, it seems that was around until like late 2014/very early into 2015. Not very long before the trailer came out
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>>2668926
I'm literally grinning right now

Thank you so much for saying this.

Why did yoyr company pay you da xXxPh4TSt4cK$xXx?

>>2668953
I don't know. Your fic name seems familiar
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>>2668884
Well no one has the guts to do anything of him and Judy, and since he doesn't really interact much with anyone else (Nick and Mr.Big are too brief), he's just left to solo masturbation pics, which Gideon already has cornered the market on.

I dunno, maybe him shipped with the Big Donut sign.
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>>2667005
Does anyone else think of the X Files theme when this .webm plays or is it just me.
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>>2668926
Good to hear!

Sounds like a pretty good deal. Do you like working there?
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>>2668926
>Raccoonfag, if you're out there, congrats on the new chapter!

Aww, thanks.
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>>2668912
im so fucking mad right now
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>>2668967
>>2668970
pastebin.com/s55ZaAuP

3rd time shilling in the same thread, it hurts acting like an attentionwhore. Like, physically pains me.
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>>2668831
>college hours are required to become police
>many pred cops
Shit son, I knew prey brains were small but damn
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>>2668990
>I dunno, maybe him shipped with the Big Donut sign.
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>>2668958
Preds are so pathetic.
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>>2668981

>Why did yoyr company pay you da xXxPh4TSt4cK$xXx?

The only other person in the company who knows how everything works -- especially in AWS -- quit last week and I made noises that I was going to bail, too. I was aiming for a raise, but they gave me a huge retention bonus instead.

This is Stu, BTW.
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>>2668994
I can't think of anything but "Only Time."
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>>2668912
Reminder that Foxes have some of the highest IQs and rabbits have the lowest.
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>>2669014

On it like a bonnet, fellow WriteFag!
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I'll post the Weaselton lewds I have.
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>>2668742
>pastebin.com/s55ZaAuP

Firstly, might want to shift away from pastebin for feedback, it doesn't lend itself well to communications.

Also, you actually did some super cool stuff here, I like the way you write lines for Nick especially; though maybe consider having him revert to humor when he's nervous or concerned about something primarily? Nick uses it as his defense mechanism, they can't hurt you if they're already laughing as far as he's concerned.

Nick's mom is a sweetheart in this, and my only complaint is more opinion based, in how easily she brings up the scout uniform thing, but that can come from any number of reasons; time healing wounds, Nick being far beyond it now, etc. But it's still a mother having watched her only son be deeply emotionally wounded and Judy pulling it free, so her tenderness towards her is completely fair too.

Judy, as the kind of vehicle for the story, seems to be experienceing everything with us rather than being a completely agent character in all these proceedings, but that comes with practice and some vigilance on your part; what is Judy doing? Reacting, think, feeling, all these things also occur, but can be brought out more.

And always take criticism on the internet with a grain of salt. I'm some faceless perv sitting at a keyboard proofreading fanfiction. Your own desires and style still matter.
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>>2668778
It's a [spoiler]romcom[/spoiler] where a husband's wife loses her memory in a car accident and he becomes determined to make her fall in love with him again. I don't remember if it's good or not since the last time I watched it was two year ago, in high school.

Weirdly enough, the characters work pretty well with Nick and Judy if you change a few of the details.
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>>2669029
FUCK

there is no reasoning with little fucking preys
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>>2669057
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>>2669007

I like it in that they pay me more than I'm probably worth for doing what I consider a minimal amount of fairly fun (technically-challenging) work. Laid-back place, walking distance from my house, cool neighborhood. It's a pretty good gig.

We'll see what happens in two years.
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Threadly inquiry into whether or not that Anon has fucked his dog yet.
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>>2669082
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>>2669027
I was thinking of him fugging the hole, but it's still acceptable.

>>2669057
Aww yeah.
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>>2668967
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>>2666815
As for your story,I can't find a whole lot to complain about so far. Well, actually the dialogue could use some work. The narration was fine, but the dialogue itself was pretty strained at times. It could be just me, but I feel like both characters, especially Nick, said the name of the person they're talking about. That, and him calling her Judy instead of Carrots or some other pet name seemed of place. Other than that, not a whole lot to complain about man, keep at it.
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>>2669082
GLADLY
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>>2669074
Not all of us are that bad, really. Some of us are just a little tired of being looked down on is all.
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>>2669092
That's pretty much it other than some disgusting muscle fetish shit.
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>>2669083
Sounds like a good set-up, especially if you like it.

If you don't mind me asking, what do you do there?
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>>2669032
Soup Stu.

That's awesome to hear man!

Is it a small company I assume?
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>>2669074
>Tfw there's no reasoning with sub-mammal preds

Why won't the jagged jaws just gtfo our city, bros?

Maybe the girls can stay if we muzzle and collar them.
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>>2669111
Is this a picture of you?
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>>2668967
Witnessed.

You switched between hands and paws in the first chapter, which is a little jarring. Also you have a problem similar to me, one that I've been trying to get rid of; you're too specific when it comes to which hand is doing which actions. If you say one hand is doing something and then say the other hand, readers naturally assume that the free hand is the one doing the new action. Unless it's somehow important to the scene, you can usually get away with not using 'left' and ;right' to denote hands. Or, paws in this case.

Second chapter had a good description of a panic attack, the constant descriptors and use of body parts to identify where and what was happening added the viscerality to it, which I think is important when describing something as bodily as a panic attack.

As a whole though, second chapter Judy felt a little out of character to me. Just a small margin, but I felt it. I can't pin it entirely, but part of me questions if she'd be up to the task of willfully traumatizing her best friend/lover. For something so intimate, it may be wiser to build up more history between the two, or if you don't have the time for that, drag it out longer to show how uneasy Judy is/was with the whole thing.

Ending made me laugh, though. I'm guessing they're fuzzy handcuffs?
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>>2669128
Jesus Christ
Why do fursuit furries ruin everything
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>>2669127
>>2669074
CAN YOU TWO GET A ROOM
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>>2669106
>Some of us are just a little tired of being looked down on is all.


I can't even buy a fucking jumbo pop.
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>>2669088
I wish I had a dog
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>>2669128
Every day we drift further from God
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>>2669128
N-no... I swear.

Also that fursuit is scary.
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>>2669156
Maybe you should take a fucking hint then

JUMBO POPS ARE FOOD FOR CIVILIZED MAMMALS
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>>2669111

I'm a systems administrator specializing in AWS.

Listen, if there's anyone out there that wants to make bank for a fairly minimal time investment, teach yourself how AWS and its services work. If you can set up some instances, an elastic load balancer, put it all in a virtual private cloud and then present it to the world (bonus points: add Chef to your EC2 setups and script the whole thing in Cloudformation), you are fucking GOLDEN in the job market.

If any of what I just said makes sense to you, firm up your knowledge and skills and don't accept anything under $95k per year for your first job.
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>I'm a systems administrator specializing in AWS.
Oh, a sysadmin. Nice

>Listen, if there's anyone out there that wants to make bank for a fairly minimal time investment, teach yourself how AWS and its services work. If you can set up some instances, an elastic load balancer, put it all in a virtual private cloud and then present it to the world (bonus points: add Chef to your EC2 setups and script the whole thing in Cloudformation), you are fucking GOLDEN in the job market.

Man, I'm a journalist. I'm a journalist with English/Journalism/Philosophy majors. I was destined to be poor.

>>2669128
Pic related
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>>2666730
>7 girls by this point

Well, I think it's amazing that some girls are actually lurking around here. Makes me feel less shitty about sitting here for half of the night
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>>2669226
gettin sick of your shit.
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>>2669240
Damn I didn't understand any part of that man. At least you are getting some good pay for having that knowledge.
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>>2669277
At least one is a tranny, likely more.
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>>2669277
>>7 girls by this point

TUNDRA TOWN
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>>2668967
>https://archiveofourown.org/users/Brooker/works
Still critiquing actively. This is a very short opener but it has some great imagery for what's there. It's a little jarring to read 'his' and 'her' as many times as it appears in a few paragraphs, but I understand the idea behind it of a kind of dreamy detachment. Consider a quick snippet:

>The bunny looked back down at the fox, his paw was softly passing through the air. She gave him a soft nudge, then another, and then a firm shake, finally rousing him from sleep.

I might revise to:

>The bunny looked back down at the fox, a paw softly passing through the air as he dreamt. His new seat-mate electing to give him a soft nudge, then another, and then a firm shake before finally pulling him from slumber.

Variety is the spice of fanfiction or something like that. Also, always push yourself anon! I'm looking forward to seeing more.
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>>2669115

Small company bought by large company.

Large company realized that the $30 mil we crank out each month was about to go tits up because all the tribal knowledge walked out the door. Hence PAYDAY for yours truly.

You're still a better writer than I'll ever be, you fucker!
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>>2669128
The fuck is this
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>>2669240
I'm minoring in CS so some of that made it through to me, but it sounds like you really know your shit!

But yeah, knowing shit about systems can really boost your job prospects.
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>>2669128

How can one individual do something like this without being retarded?
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>>2669311
>Small company bought by large company.
Always good, always good.

>Large company realized that the $30 mil we crank out each month was about to go tits up because all the tribal knowledge walked out the door. Hence PAYDAY for yours truly.

Christ you hit the lottery dude. Nice job.

>You're still a better writer than I'll ever be, you fucker!

t-thanks I guess
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>>2668654
Not sure. I was too busy editing some bullshit on Tumblr.
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>>2669312
Just your average pred, that's what.
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Has anyone drawn Bogo in Winston's armor from Overwatch?

captcha: select all the pies
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>>2669014
IKTF

Okay, so I took notes:
You need to describe the settings more; the car/taxi(?), the neighborhood, the house, the interior. Just more.
You should spend more time picking adjectives, you used lazily when something like "drowsily" may have been closer to what you meant.
The speech is a little choppy, its conversational, but it needs to flow a bit more. Use this space to describe their actions and interactions with the surroundings, intonations, there's more here.
"Miss yadda-yadda" is just clumsy and doesn't add anything to the story, either use something shorter or something easier to understand.
At line 31. That line could have been a lot more concise
53. Judy could reflect on the differences between rabbits and foxes as shown through their dwellings, would be interesting.

The tone is good, the conversation could be better, the description needs to be worked in more. If it helps, write the dialog first with scene directions, then go back and fill in the blanks. Get into the habit of describing and then work on refining.

I hope that was helpful.
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>>2669083
Wait, wait. IT job, fun? Minimal work? Laid-back place?

Not possible. I fucking refuse to believe this mythical Shangri-La.
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>>2669384
Yup.
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I want to fuck a gay fox.
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Comfy rrrrr
-J
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>>2669275

>Man, I'm a journalist. I'm a journalist with English/Journalism/Philosophy majors. I was destined to be poor.

My degree is in journalism, too -- lousy fucking AA from a community college in a Nowheresville, California.

Trust me -- you're too damned smart and too damned passionate to be poor all your life.
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>>2668844
BUNE here, doing alright. Tomorrow I have my jaw surgery consultation, so that's gonna be fun.
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>>2669308
Also, just going through the second chapter I'm very much interested; maybe a few characterization questions though. Judy seems a little gung-ho about muzzling her beau all things considered; maybe since Nick has those claws and jaws all the time her own childhood experiences are less informed by the specific objects of fixation, that or Judy is just build ford tough.
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>>2669240
>I'm a systems administrator specializing in AWS.
I'm full-stack QA with some experience in CDN's. Are there any projects or certifications you've heard of as a stop-gap to AWS or Azure? I'd love to get out of QA Hell.
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>>2669452
That's cool ya know.
Today I've overcomed my constant fear of dentist that was giving me heart attack each time I was near one's, and finally gonna have pretty smile again.
Getting anesthetic with needles trough your jaw isn't that bad, but that fucking smell.
Smell of medicine, it always made me wanna puke.
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>>2669405
>>2669059
Thank you two for reading.

>>2669405
When you say "Miss Yadda Yadda" is clumsy, are you referring to Mrs. Wilde? Or where Nick says the thing about turning the department on its head? I'm guesing the latter, right? Since I can't really call Mrs. Wilde anything else.

And thank you both especially for the dailogue pointers.
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Hey guys/gals. Pulled myself away from Overwatch for a bit, so how about some requests?
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>>2669408

Come to Seattle -- it's raining jobs here. Look for a medium-sized company. Skip the Amazons and Googles unless you want to spend your IT career as a trembling wreck with no social life. Look for small teams that do a lot of different things. Then pick something to be good at: storage, networks, VMs, AWS; be "That Guy", the dude who everyone comes to for help. Shine like a supernova and bask in the love (and fat paychecks!).

Medium-sized companies, my friend: not the giants (unless you're a real Type A) and not the startups (unless you're 21, have no friends and are trying to hit the stock lottery). Medium == Comf.
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>>2669518
shit's good?
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>>2669518
Dover Boys crossover
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Hey there, Chumpy! How are you?

We had a discussion earlier about Gideon dressed up like Santa being glomped by the Hopps children. Would you have any interest in doing that?
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I'm a straihht man but I still saved this image.
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>>2669518
>so how about some requests?

I would love if you could draw more of these two cuties being adorable faggots together as adults.
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>>2669518
Judy as tracer.

Alt: Nick as McCree or 76.
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>>2669405
Also you brought up a problem I know I have and have been battling since forever; I'm so anxious to get into the dialogue I typically skip over environmental descriptions. I'm trying to fix it. I don't know why I do it but it's a pain in the ass.
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>>2669518
One of the ZPD's SWAT marksmen, species of your choice.
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>>2669518
Bellwether and white wolf husbando.

Whether it's during the better or worst times of their marriage is up to you.
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>>2668753
listening to moon man is always right
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>>2669518
Are you a bad enough dude to draw some Judeonick?
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>>2669507
Yeah, anesthetic at the dentist sucks. It's not really the actual needle going in that hurts though, it's those little lightning pangs of stuff going in that suck.

I've desensitized myself to a lot of stuff though, primarily so that I don't freak out as much when something bad does happen and I can help without crying/screaming/whatever, and because surgery videos are actually interesting to watch.
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>>2669518
Part 2.
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>>2669537
Overwatch? Absolutely wonderful, but I'm a huge fan of arena/hero shooters AND Blizzard already so it's kind of the perfect game for me!

>>2669573
Already did both of those lol.
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>>2669571
>I'm a straihht man but I still saved this image.
>I'm a straihht man but I still can't stop fantasizing about having his cock tied inside me, his throbbing knot pressing against my prostate as he pumps me full of his cum
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>>2669474

Don't sell yourself short, QA: if you can rock Jenkins, Chef/Puppet and CI, you can move up to being an awesome build engineer. It's a good career!

As far as certs and stuff like that goes? Eh, it looks good on a resume but I've never given two shits about them in interviews.

How're your troubleshooting skills? Should be pretty leet if you're in QA. What platform are you working on -- Linux or Windows? Or both?
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>>2669518
Chumpy I wrote you a thing because I love how much cool stuff you make us and I shilled it to hell and back due to my pathological desire for attention.

>http://archiveofourown.org/works/6693505

I honestly had enough fun writing it that I might just make chapters at some point and turn it into a vignette series of dates or something, and it's not porn! (I did it!) Hope it's okay.

>also, the classic that started it all
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>>2669610
>huge fan of arena shooters

Duuuude. You should try out Dirty Bomb then. It's great.
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>>2669619
>I'm a straihht man but I just want to cuddle with Nick and feel his hot breath against my neck and live a domestic life with him, maybe some adopt some kids with him or some shit

I'm straihht tho
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>>2669536
A+ advice anon! I'm not even a part of this conversation in just caught up on it now.

You know, I've been in these threads for a while now and you're the first anon to repost my art! My heart is soaring! I never thought anyone liked my art enough to save it, let alone repost it
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>>2669619
Yeah same.

>>2669518
Hey Chumps, requesting Nick holding a US flag in his left hand and a M16 in his right, gunning down commies and yelling incoherently.
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>>2669619
why boner
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>>2669518
How about some art of the astronaut black sheep girl. Cute or lewd, no matter.

And thanks for being a bro
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>>2669651
If you're straihht then why are you hungering for fox cock?
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>>2669610
thanks, already installing beta, because I don't know when I will buy it for today's price
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>>2669673
>gunning down prey

fixed
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I need help from a writefag. I have this great idea for a story but I can write for shit.

Imagine this hontline maimi but in zootopia Nick is jacket and judy is hunting him down after getting fired from the police force.
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>>2669450

>My degree is in journalism, too -- lousy fucking AA from a community college in a Nowheresville, California.

Hey man, the rhetoric is that the college is irrelevant. Plus I'm sure any local media outlet is happy to have a trained journalist on staff.

I know I give my degree and profession a lot of shit, but I don't mean it all the time.

Being a journalist honestly feels like one of the most noble things I could do. I feel like the vanguard of truth and accuracy. I'm a fly on the fucking wall, I'm bullet proof. I feel like a super hero.

The paycheck, of course, is not that of a superhero. You don't get into this work for the money though.

>Justifies career choice in a fur thread on a Pakistani Ferris Wheel forum

>Trust me -- you're too damned smart and too damned passionate to be poor all your life.
I know, I just can't help but be a huge pessimist about it all.

Still, thank you for the confidence
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>>2669536
>Raining jobs

You sure?
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Mr. Pastebin Dude, if this is your fic:

http://pastebin.com/s55ZaAuP
('Carrots. Hey, Carrots)

I really liked it! Had a comf feeling to it and the dialog flowed nicely. I would have liked to have seen more of the interaction between Judy and Nick's Mom (I'm a sucker for dialog!) because I think it would have been very sweet to see them get to know each other better.

I think you could expand on this story, if you wanted to.
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>>2669699
This is fine too.
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>>2669571 (You)
>>2669619
>>2669651
>>2669697
Oh no, did I just start a meme with a shitty typo?
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>>2669697
Well, you know, sometimes you just want to gobble some fox cock. Nothing geh about that. I just want to gently nibble on Nick's cock and maybe put it in my mouth or something. I mean, like, if he he came in my mouth I would probably swallow every last drop, but I'm straihht, ya know?
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>>2669619
>>2669571
Neither of you are straight.

>>2669703
Clunk here. What do you need help with that doesn't involve me writing this whole thing for you via editing?
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>>2666571
Based
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>>2669518
A Badger defending his ownership of an Axe as not feeding into stereotypes.
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>>2669699
>Implying communal, noncompetitive prey animals wouldn't be total suckers for socialism
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>>2669671

Thanks, DrawAnon! Her smill is totally captivating in your picture! Did you draw more?
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>>2669703
I've been stewing a Hotline Miam/Zoot fic myself, but I'm in the middle of a different story already.
Whadda you need help with?
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>>2669640
Or they could keep playing an actually good game?
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>>2669144
That's true... I have gotten in situations where I've lost track of where limbs happen to be and that probably left a mark.

Thanks a lot for that. I really wanted to make sure that got across, I think the description of the panic attack may have come out a little samey b/c I focused on the same things. But I think that's kind of the experience.

I think that's the kind of stuff that comes as you consume more media and I did end up rushing this more than I wanted. I really liked writing it.

Not that obvious, they're like those cheaper metal cuffs that you buy at a sex shop or magic store. Not regulation.

>>2669308
Yeah, the anatomy stuff always gets me. I need to do some Ctrl+Fs. The fic was mostly pushing myself to use only description to tell the story, using as little narration as possible. Gonna write some more before I start revising them, let them sit.

>>2669516
When Nick refers to Judy as Miss turn-the-whole-department-on-its-head-in-my-first-week or something like that. It's a mouthful and it won't leave a impression that you want.

>>2669574
Trust me, it's something I had to work on and I'm still not good at it. I tried writing a short fic, like 500 words, without dialogue. I think it was a good experience, maybe it's something to keep in mind for yourself. If you have some time but not to write, just spend fifteen minutes describing an interaction or an event without using dialogue. Might help.
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>>2669536
Alright, I'm noting down your advice here and >>2669240, thanks a lot. Just one thing, you mentioned "teach yourself" AWS. Do you have any certifications or courses or whatever, or is it all learned on the job/self-taught? I figured IT companies would rely more on a resume.
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Does anyone remember the gondola scene?
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>>2669777
No, I'm straihht tho
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>>2669767
>implying it's not good
For a free game, it's stellar.
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>>2669719

Well, I can't speak for all fields here in the Emerald City, but at least if you're in tech, it's raining jobs.
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>>2669738
No I haven't even started just wondering if anyone thought it was a good idea.
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>>2669620
I started in automation at a .com, got laid off, took a manual QA position and recently began writing Selenium regression tests again. I'm one of three engineers, so it's not a pigeonhole. I might not find the product compelling, but coworkers recognise hard work and rock-solid test plans.

The build environment uses Jenkins for Continuous Integration, and fortunately I had experience with using CasperJS in Jenkins via a plug-in. The project is all C# dependent on Redis and SQL, so it touches quite a few elements. I still desperately miss a CentOS/Linux "write it, run it" environment, though. I'd murder for Git over TFS.

I'm toying with entering VFX as a build engineer for internal tools for Katana or Maya. C++ is a stretch, but I had to learn C# for this current job. I don't know. I want to TRY after seeing "Zootopia."

I'm deadly serious. "Try Everything" has made me consider a significant career shift. This damn movie, man.
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>>2669777
Yeah, what about it?
Also who is this walking potato?
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>>2669806
Oh. Maybe. I don't know. Even cool ideas can have awful execution. Bad ideas can be done well. It depends on your confidence as a writer.
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>>2669758
Well i need help forming the plot
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>>2669738
>Neither of you are straight.

I'm not straight.

I'm straihht
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>>2669810
You made up half those words, didn't you?
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If dubs, then this is anthem of /zoo/, unless someone post a song and gets dubs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk_NAuUXdNE
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>tfw read so many writefag's stories
>tfw love to criticize people work and want to someday create my own
>tfw actual responsibilities prevent me from doing so

"wahh" ~me
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>>2669620
>How're your troubleshooting skills? Should be pretty leet if you're in QA
Oh, shoot, totally overlooked this.

I troubleshoot and identify errors all day long leveraging the existing Selenium test coverage as well as manual results from disparate sources across wildly varied staging environments.

I can't claim to be hot shit, but if I didn't have skills, I'd be fired by now. So maybe that's a plus!
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>>2669842
Can you criticize me

I need to be judged

I want to improve

language is my major.

I write the one called Freaking Out.

It's also what I'm always doing.
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>>2669536
Starting at FB Seattle soon. Really looking forward to the change after working in the bay for a year. I love that kind of weather, and the scenery is just so much more my pace than "urban cancer sprawl" Cupertino.
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>>2669801
>implying it compares to Overwatch
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Weaselton is a cutie
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>>2669836
Nah. I only use made-up words like "boxes and funnies."
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>>2669836
Tech is a species that needs a dictionary of it's own anon. Those are all real things.
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>When the AP style is on point
>When the copy looks beautiful

>>2669829
>I'm straihht

You're not even that, anon.

>>2669571
>straight
>saves a picture of fox dick

sorry man

>>2669842
You read the pastebin la?

>>2669840
Here's your dubs, and your new anthem. Get ready boyz, we're about to get A E S T H E T I C

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A
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>>2669868
glad to have some art of him rolling in tonight.
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>>2669769
>Building an environment.

Okay. Grab a thesaurus. You may think that's a joke, but really it changes so much

>The round brick building stood tall before them, and opening the door they quickly went inside
>The ruddy-red tower soared above their heads, and taking a moment to marvel as they approached a large brassy door; it opened with a petulant squeak, and they hurriedly ushered in

I'm not telling anyone which one to like, but I feel one is more interesting to read at least; that said, a story is just a way to convey what you think matters. As long as you put some care into the craft, it'll show through.
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>>2669875
>not using LaTeX for styling
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>>2669868
I totally agree. I just want him to put his dick in my asshole.

I'm straihht tho.
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>>2669864
>Starting at FB Seattle soon
Neat! Not the Anon you're talking with, but I only know people at Google and Amazon Seattle. Which departments do they have in Seattle?
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>>2669867
>implying they're competing games

Dirty Bomb is a straight up arena shooter in the same vein as Enemy Territory, and is F2P. Overwatch is much more ability based and P2P.
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>>2669773

> Do you have any certifications or courses or whatever, or is it all learned on the job/self-taught? I figured IT companies would rely more on a resume.

Self-taught and on-the-job experience.

BUT!

You can explore a lot of what AWS has to offer for free by signing up for their free tier service. For one year, you get a small instance you can build and destroy and free access to a lot of the services AWS offers. The documentation for AWS is pretty awesome and there's a ton of shit on the web about how to do this or that in AWS. Really, the basics are dirt-simple if you're already versed in Linux-based computers and can follow simple instructions.

If you can't show 'em experience, show 'em skills!
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>>2669720
Thank you for reading, and for your advice. I REALLY appreciate it.
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NEW THREAD
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>>2669846
I asked last thread but I didn't get an answer, what's the context for this? I gathered it was a dream Weaver had but did he fug the sheep or what?
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>>2669836
I totally get what you mean. Zootopia inspired me to pick up a pen and start practicing actually drawing again (with the help of drawabox.com, which i found through one of these threads, actually).

My graphics-fu isn't strong, but an API is an API, and I'd love to work on some rendering engine or animation software at some point.

>>2669895
They've got quite a few, basically everything except for a few core teams and enterprise stuff. The teams that I'm interested in are in that area, though. Which is a nice change of pace, it seems like a lot of companies put a really small subset of their core teams up there (understandably).
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>>2669749
Not of the bunbun... but I did do that ravaged bellweather and a few variations of it for weaver. Image limit though so I'll post in the next thread
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>>2669881
Semi-colon appears to be in an odd place. I've read it five times and no matter how I read it aloud it doesn't feel right.

Also I'm not sure the word 'ushered' is the one you're looking for; who's guiding them into the building?
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>>2669810

Holy shit, Anon, you are golden as-is! If you were in Seattle, I'd be talking to you about a job as a build engineer right now. I wish half the fucking resumes I'm looking at had a tenth of your skillset.

"Try Anything"? Go fly that resume out there on Linked-In and see what bites you get. I'm betting there's a lot of companies out there that'd like to have you on board!
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>>2669976
Well, it'm edging two years' experience on paper, and I keep hearing about how intense the competition is out in Seattle. It's true I keep thinking of flying my resume and seeing what happens. I could always stay at my sister's until something panned out ...

Fuck it, why not? I'll get some more core build experience in Jenkins with the Build Engineering team for the next few weeks and throw my resume out there. The worst I can do is "You don't meet our criteria for Pythonic experience."

Thanks, Anon. This may be the kick in the pants I needed.
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NEW THREAD

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>>>2669882

RACE WAR NOW
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>>2670059

Judy would be proud of you, Anon, Judy would be proud!
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>>2669860
Woah, man, this is like, one of the three I've actually reviewed already.
I haven't caught up since V1 of chapter 2
Let's see:
I see you edited the line that Judy delivers to herself as she leaves Nick's place
Also added a reaction for Judy towards Finnick's teasing reveal of Nick love interest, thanks for that.
You need to come up with a new way to display the difference between whose text is whose. I understood who was texting what for the most part, but this set up is plain suicide. They can't all be the same bold and italicized text with nothing in between them to differentiate for the sake of the audience. The readers shouldn't be forced out of a story to take the time to figure out who is speaking
Wow Finnick's a dick
Put more of an emphasis on Nick's hand injury when he punches the door. I was a bit confused as to why his hand was bleeding at first. I don't know if that is just me being incompetent, but it seriously left me lost for a moment or two there.
>Just because she ain't dating don't mean she ain't hopping couldn't keep up with that if you tried
Suggest: "Just because she ain't datin' don't mean she ain't hoppin'. Couldn't keep up with /that/ if you tried."
"Tell you what - Tonight, we goin' out."
"... you'd love it: great variety, too."
Add commas after "but"
Capitalize "W": "we need to talk about this"
Remove capitalization after the ellipses; they're representative of hesitation, not the complete end of a thought.
Clarify beforehand that the previous comments were made by Judy. Perhaps: "With a sigh, Judy began to record her message. [etc]"
Fennec should not be capitalized
Should be "the international symbol of making bank" instead of having Judy recognize it as such
It continues with the mild punctuation issues (no commas, improper capitalization, spacing) but those aren't really critical.
I don't know what a green bar is.
That was pretty cute, anon. Can't wait to read Chapter 4
Also fuck you, I had real responsibilities to do tonight.



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