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Where's the lesbians Weavee
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This pack street character has a very cute penis that's below average for their species:
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Al destroying Velvet asshole
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A little late for pride month, heh, but there's no time like the present to share something great:

>

Finished commission by the artist BlueDouble, featuring PseudoFox flirting with his hare (Harrison)...

Looks like the cute prey mammal walked into the wrong (right) neighborhood!
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>>24293532
>weavee

Fun fact, his ex used to call him Weavy in chats.
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>>24293579
They're cute and I like this
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>>24293579
BLue's got a fun style, wonder what they've been up to.
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>>24293549
Wolter
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Where is all the cute girl buns
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What about this Charty? Could it work?
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>>24293588
That's cute af actually
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>>24293666
even more than before
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>>24293666
This picture just makes me wonder how Marty's and Remmy's first confrontation would've went down and it doesn't feel pretty to me. Remmy would've probably gotten cut by his claws, followed by Marty getting his boney ass smashed against a bookcase
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>>24293666
Now Marty instead of not giving Charlie an orgasm kills her when penetrating her pussy.
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>>24293549
who is Marty
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>>24293635
Wolter isn't gay
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>>24293532
Gay bois are way more satisfying emotionally, though.
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>>24293550
Al would never do that even if she asked him to. He'd be too scared to hurt her even with ten minutes of applying lube
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>>24293749
No shit, Anon. Gay and bi are two different things.
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>>24293715
God, yeah... I wonder what the repercussions would've been?
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>>24293749
I know. We're saying his below average penis looks cute
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Remmy walking in on Femmy getting fucked silly by Al.
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>>24293754
Thats because you are a gay boy anon
But not every girl is straight either
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Pack Street but there is no gays
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>>24293656
Sleeping with preds, of course.
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>>24293789
>Avo and Marty have no friends
>Betty has no emotional attachment to the pack
>Remmy experiences less drama overall
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>>24293775
Al would've noticed their fight a lot sooner, and then he'd barge in going "WHAT HAPPENED!?"
And then the two idiots at the same time would slowly, uneasily raise their hands to point a shaky finger at the other and whisper "He started it..."
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>>24293601
It's awesome!

>>24293627
Been practicing his art, which sucks up a lot of time!
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>>24293811
>Remmy experiences less drama overall

About time
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>>24293781
I really would like more of Al fucking Femmy. Hits a coupla kinks for me
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>>24293723
First, tubes are stretchy. Second, Marty probably only needs to get halfway in before he's ready to empty his balls out.
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Femmy walking in on Remmy getting fucked silly by Al.
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Al walking in on Femmy getting fucked silly by Remmy.
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>>24293844
I would like this if Velvet didn't exist, but since she does the cucking implications kind of ruin the paring for me.
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>>24293873
This also hits the right kinks for me. A little moreso in fact
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>>24293822
Al ought to legitimately punish them both. How, though?
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>>24293885
Al would just slam the door shut if he didn't suffer av stroke first
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>>24293920
Agreed.
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>>24293889
It's not cucking, it's adultery. Cucking is consensual and the other person is present throughout the whole thing, though not always. But yeah, I just like to pretend Velvet doesn't exist in this scenario. Makes the situation a little hotter:
Older, over worked and emotionally exhausted man finding fun in a dumb but cute, young, sex hungry lady with no strings attached.
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How would Pack Street change if Marty was asexual?
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>>24293811
>Remmy experiences less drama overall

You sure, though?
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Femmy peaking on Remmy getting fucked by Al.
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>>24293971
Marty would probably happier without sexual frustration.
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>>24293986
Ozzy is gone so no Velvet busting him, Cliff and Neil are gone so no freaking out over the effigy being torn apart, Charlie is gone so no break ins, and Don and Dewey are gone so no getting jumped in the street
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>>24294017
But then that means no Ozzy saving Remmy from the bear, no Neil to give fish to Remmy, no bonding time between Pandora and Remmy over fish, no basketball games to play, no music to share with anyone
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>>24294017
Charlie isn't gay
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>>24293959
It's kind of silly, but I guess that I just can't wish Velvet away even when it's a side scenario in my mind. Hah.
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>>24294055
Yes, less drama, and also less enjoyment

>>24294063
You're right, she's bi, but thats still gay
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How would Remmy react to Wolter fucking his sister?
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>>24293912
He might believe Marty about the door unless Charlie said something about it. But from the way she just let Remmy and Marty go at it she probably didn't feel like getting involved in anything that day, unless she knew Marty can't really do shit to the sheep. If Al did not get this information he'd blame Remmy and make him pay for it out of pocket
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>>24293844
Slutty little ewe
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>>24294077
Charlie isn't bi
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>>24294089
With disgust, probably. His ideas about them being trailer trash would end up being horrifically proven right. He'd be too disgusted to feel jealous.

This scenario feels like something out of an Ari Aster film
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>>24294106
That's like saying Wolter isn't straight
You're making no sense here anon
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How would Wolter react to Remmy fucking Femmy?
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>>24294096
Mmmfff. You just made me imagine Al saying that to her as he lifts her up and down on his huge dick.
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>>24294132
Where do you take that Charlie is bi? I might have missed something, please tell me.
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>>24294126
He's dropped his feelings on Anneke being trashy, but that's probably because he's too horny to care.
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>>24294136
Crack answer would be, "Yeah, that's how I got used to having sex."

The real answer would be to throw a bible at their heads
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>>24294166
That's right. I meant to say that his previous thoughts on them being trailer trash would come back to bite him in the ass
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>>24294089
He might be too weirded out to actually form a coherent mental reaction. Just shut the door and walk out of the building to get a soda and some fish tacos.
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I need more orientation play!
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>>24294221
Avo forcing Wolter and Remmy to make out?
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>>24294242
No, not forcing.

Convincing.
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>>24294242
For a stream? Yeah, that's a funny scenario to think about
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>>24294242

Who would get hard first?
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>>24294221
>"Have you ever heard of 'practice kissing'?" Wolter asked, anxiously rubbing a paw upon his chest.
>"What?" Remmy simply stared out at the aardwolf's blush-covered face.
>"Just... kissing... only you're practicing for when you're a real relationship."
>"So two guy friends do it, before either of them has a girlfriend?" Remmy idly massaged a hoof against his temple. He'd heard about that sort of thing while browsing Furchan.
>"Exactly!"
>"What about it?"
>"Since the building is pretty much deserted and neither of us really have anything to do, well," Wolter muttered, his paws wiggling against his collar, "maybe we could try that."
>"I guess," Remmy began. He wasn't able to say another word. The aardwolf had shoved his body forward and locked lips with the surprised ram.
>Little moans sounded off as the predator's tongue slipped inside of the prey mammal's mouth. Wolter's arms naturally wrapped around Remmy's shoulders to press the ram even deeper into the kiss. Time lost its meaning.
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>>24294345
Zhan! It's good to see you man, and that is a very cut epic. I see their hustle and run strategies are working out great.
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>>24294313
Wolter, but only because he's watching Avo the whole time he's tongue-wrestling (and losing) to Remmy. Then Remmy would freak out, not knowing what was happening to Wolter or why
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>>24294345
Those little thieves!
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>>24294345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP2umy6TdEU
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Reminder that Charlie needs a baby in her.
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>>24294345
The littles hustlers and Stan are eating well tonight.
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>>24293508
Everyone will wear glasses.

Everyone.
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>>24294882
My mom has been telling that to my brother and me since we got computers in the family
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>>24294882
Agreed, Gideon would look even cuter in glasses.
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>>24294882
This bun stack is too low.
Quick! We need more buns with glasses to sit on each others' shoulders!
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>>24294945
Shiet, I feel like he'd feel like a "Poindexter."
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Pack Street only Remmy learns from experience.
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>>24294945
>>24295082
Would it make him even more accepted, maybe?
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>>24294945
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>>24295357
Would hug, then again I would have hugged him before.
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>>24295358
Weavers expressions are always so nice.
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>>24295358
It's good to see some classic Weaver now and then.
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>>24295357
>>24295369
Same.
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guys my boyfriend left me, help
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>>24295508
sorry to hear anon

I wish you good look and lots of neurotransmitters
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>>24293844
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>>24295508
There's plenty of birds in the sky, anon. I know it hurts. Just have to live your life.
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>>24295508
I'll be your boy friend
Not your boyfriend though
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Is Avo her real name or is it an abbreviation?
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>>24295594
It's an acronym
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>>24295711
To what?
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>>24295723
A very old bitch
The 'b' isn't spelled or sounded
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>>24295594
Why wouldn't it be her real name?
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>>24295777
It doesn't sound like a real name
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>>24295793
What the hell's a "real name"?
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>>24295802
Like a name you would give to a normal person. Avo sounds like a hippie name.
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>>24295828
You mean her name doesn't sound white?
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>>24295793
I don't know. It sounds like a short first name that would come from the Middle East to me. What's wrong with it?
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>>24295834
No, her name doesn't sound human
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>>24295594
It's a re-arrangement of "Ova," she's the product of an Ovid cult that tried to bring back their ram god, but cultists apparently can't read ancient Ewegyptian so they got her instead.
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>>24295862
Good thing she ain't human then.
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>>24295862
Anon......
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>>24295594
Her real name is Jimantha
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>>24295898
>>24295902
Come on, you get what I meant
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>>24295828
avo is apparently a male given name in estonia
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>>24295946
No I dont
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>>24295958
Then whatever
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>>24295594
Avo is short for Avo is a cunt.
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When you see too girls kissing, you always think "Why would anyone ever kiss a dude?" Kissing a dude sounds so gross. That's why girls secretly kiss each other all the time.
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>>24296130
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>>24296146
https://twitter.com/moromorowephi/status/1150732133511487489
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>>24295357
That is the cutest Gideon I've seen
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>>24295358
Kindaaa wanna see a coffee date between "Skyler" and "Jenny" after this.
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>>24296381
Agreed.
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>>24295561
Oh, is this old? I've never seen this before
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>>24295357
I wanna hug him too.
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>>24295508
God, I'm sorry anon. You'll get through this. Just try to relax and let yourself know you're desirable
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>>24296401
It's Emmy from Glacierclear
https://e621.net/post/index/1/emmy_(glacierclear)
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>>24295594
Her full name is Avortion, because.
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>>24295012
And their fox brother at the bottom.
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>>24295878
>Remmy was the answer to her ancestors prayers, the cosmic cry of all species concentrated into one being.
>A sheep. Who eats meat.
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>>24296481
Oh, thanks anon!
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>>24296707
vore?
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>>24296649
Cliff, I love you but you are a shit
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>>24295508
I'll be your boyfriend, I need a new girlfriend.
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>>24297188
Why? Did she get tired of your shit?
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>>24293508
Is there any animal that is not predator or prey?

that is to say: an animal that does not have to hunt other animals or that are animals that are the prey of others
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>>24297209
No, she committed suicide after her father died of cancer.
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>>24297209
Wow, no need to be rude
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>>24297230
The closest you could get are the exclusively bug eating carnivores I guess. Unless you count bugs as animals.
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>>24297230
Pandas?
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>>24297230
Plant-eating megafauna
Elephants, rhinos, etc.
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>>24297273
>>24297373
>>24297362
>>24297314

is that insects are animals

In addition, if I lived in the world of zootopia, I want to be a creature that is not predator and that is not prey
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>>24297230
Jellyfish just exist without hunting anything. But they aren't mammals of course
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>>24297230
Mooses, Hippopotomii, and other large herbivores probably dont have to worry about being eaten.
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>>24297230
Quokkas technically. In specific cases, they live on island through only eating shrubbery and have no predators, even if on other islands they are hunted by Snakes.
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>>24297472
>>24297514
but in the world of zootopia I want to be an animal that does not eat it or have to eat other animals

What do you recommend me to be in zootopia?
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>>24297567
Well that's horrible
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>>24297567
I've got a bad feeling about this.




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>>24297598
I dunno, just don't eat other animals. Even horses will eat small mammals every once in a while so megafauna isn't really that not eating other animals.
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>>24297567
>>24297618
Please dont do this.
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>>24296074
gay
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>>24293532
You have Charlie and Pandora.
>>24293549
Remmy.
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>>24297642
I'm sorry, but in the world of zootopia, I could only be an animal that does not eat something alive (plants or other animals) or eat it

I want to feed and eat only and exclusively of what does not have life, or this totally dead and soulless
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>>24297804
Yall eating cardboard or what?
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>>24297804
This is some weak bait, anon
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>>24297821
Rocks
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>>24297804
>I want to feed and eat only and exclusively of what does not have life, or this totally dead and soulless
Fucking vultures get off my thread
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>>24297804
Eating off plants is not necessarily killing them, additionally a lot of mammals eat stuff like nuts and seeds.

Then again, it sounds like you have some things to deal with, so I'm not sure if this conversation will reach any level but "Existence is illusion, There is only suffering, Embrace the teaching of the Boddhisatva".
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>>24297887
And why in the world of zootopia would I be a vulture?
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>>24294523

Don't animals get multiple pregnancies? I remember someone posting that sometimes foxes would have multiple father for one litter.
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GIVE YOUR DOODLE REQUESTS TO THE DIK DIK AND NO ONE GETS HURT!!
I'M SERIOUS!
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>>24298350
charmmy...
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>>24298350
I wanna see that Dik Dik's thick dick
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>>24298350
Gideon pls
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>>24298350
Gideon with glasses
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>>24298350
Charty...
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>>24298350
Bogo towering over Jack Savage, in a "This is my jurisdiction" usual local cops vs federal bureau.
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>>24297636
>I've got a bad feeling about this.

Oh, trust me, your feeling isn't nearly bad enough.
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>>24298350
T-Rex just chilly sitting down with his customers and eating uninvited. He's on break so it's cool.
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>>24298350
I'd like to see some Violet tailing Judy and Nick on the job.
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>>24298350
Violet with a tazer please.
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>>24298350
your dik dik wearing his favorite shirt
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>>24298350
Your Dik Dik battling Lulu's Dik Dik
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>>24296305
i wish i forgot
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>>24298350
Preggers Charlie
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>>24298350
RemmyxBetty lewd
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>>24298926
Wonder what Lulu and Gud have been up too, been a while.
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>>24298926
I'd fuck that!
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>>24299243
>Put your pants back on! Jesus, Carrots, you trying to get us both fired?
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>>24293508
God damn TGG
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>>24299243
>Stu Hopps; "Yeah our little 'Jude the dude' has always been a bit of a tomboy..."
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>>24293532
>>24290041
>>24290204
>>24290337
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Just gonna shill a new work I've helped (only a little) on.
It's a little rough around the edges, but keep in mind their native language is Spanish, so go easy.
They did their own artwork as well...
https://archiveofourown.org/works/19731349/chapters/46699048
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>>24297649
this time it wasn't me :v
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>>24299628
This is not a statement about this subject that should be mentioned.
But you still need to make more.
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>>24299769
what do i need to make more :u i'm a little dumb rn
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>>24299827
Why ruin the surprise?
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>>24299888
i'm so confuse
also nice trips
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>>24298359
the things Remmy does to keep people happy...
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>>24298370
you are one sick fuck, you know that? :)
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>>24298384
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>>24298390
this is their favorite pastime
go into a wind tunnel naked, and wear Marty like a necklace
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>>24298427
Bogo shouldn't have done that...
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>>24298528
it's cool
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>>24300395
I love his confidence!
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>>24298552
>Okay Violet, you see that grazer over there?
>Y-yeah that sheep guy?
>We're gonna get that guy for his crimes against this city
>W-what did he do?
>Jay-walking
>JAY-WALKING?!
>Shhhhh, he'll hear us!
>s-sorry
Judy don't you think you're over reacting?
>Can it good cop, we're taking this guy down!
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>>24300412
So cool aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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>>24298926
YOU THINK THIS LITTLE TRAMP CAN DEFEAT THE DIK-DIK WITH A DICK!
ARRRRRRRRRRRR
>>24298609
does not apply, but probably something with a dick pun
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>>24300494
by the way, i- i mean he's only 2 feet tall
you're sick :)
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>>24300460
A smooth badger
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>>24300460
Rex don't give a fuck

>>24300428
I love Marty's over enthusiasm here

>>24300412
He's cooler than cool whip

>>24300387
Remmy's the type of dude to set himself on fire to keep his girl warm

>>24300395
I've always wondered what it'd be like to get topped by a smaller dude
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>>24300916
Marty is very enthusiastic about it because when the wind hits Charlie's face she makes a very low humming noise, and the vibrations from her throat please the little stoat
also, don't you worry for too much longer ;)
(he's all talk, he'd probably turn to jelly if someone actually took up his advances)

good night zoots
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>>24301310
Good night bunner.
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>>24301310
Goodnight sweet bun
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>>24301612
Here is a sweet bun
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>>24293801
Rude, they need to be satisfied by bun dick too.
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>>24301857
Anonbun desperate for sex and coming as way more slow than Remmy in his early chapters.
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>>24299243
>>24299442
>"Well, I thought I had got the idea by then, I mean we'd had around thirty three kits by then, so as they popped out I had a quick look and gave them a name and grabbed then next one," stammered Stu.
>The therapist looked over his glasses at the shuffling buck rabbit, then looked across at his wife.
>"Don't look at me," defended bonnie, "I usually get myself well out of it with some blueberry schnapps for the pain, so I'm not going to be able to cross check what he does..."
>The therapist scribbled another note on his pad, "but what about later when you noticed?"
>The two rabbits glanced at one another and Stu continued, "well, as fate would have it, the registrar was visiting at the time, and so as I'm calling the name in putting them in the crib, she's writing them down in her notebook, while I grabbed the next one..."
>"And she didn't notice or say anything at the time?" the confused llama asked.
>"Oh no," replied Bonnie, "that old sheep was as blind as a bat."
>"I heard that!" commented the therapist's fruit bat secretary from the outer room.
>Bonnie blushed but continued, "and I think she may have had a nip or two of my drink..."
>Another scribble in his pad, then continuing, "but what about afterwards when you all knew for sure, why didn't you go to the registry and correct it?"
>The two rabbits looked at one another and the doe continued, "She was a dear friend rest her soul, but could be a little tyrannical when she was sober, and would probably think we set her up as a joke or something."
>Stu continued the comment, "after all, she was the one writing in the ledger, so if we asked her to change it, things might have, you know..."
>"So she passed then?" asked the therapist to nods by both rabbits, "what about her replacement?"
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>>24301997
>"Oh her replacement was some upstart mink from Zootopia, really annoying little mammal, and would have probably found some way to fine us for getting her 'official' paperwork wrong, to say nothing of probably trying to make fools of us in the community," quipped Bonnie.
>"But what about her, I mean him, growing up with the wrong name?" asked the llama.
>"Oh," said Stu, "from probably around four to six months, we just always called him 'Jude the dude' to try and affirm his masculinity, although we got a little worried those few times we found him trying on his sisters dresses..."
>Bonnie cut in, "but you know, boys will be boys..."
>"I mean we didn't seriously discipline him for doing that, just said he shouldn't be wearing his sisters clothes..." Stu trailed off.
>"And most of the time he wore male clothing, so we didn't worry too much," finished Bonnie.
>Stu turned to look at his wife and, "although to be honest, half the girls wore male work clothing on the farm as well."
>"I see," said the therapist, "but what about later in life when he would need documentation and the like for school and so on...?"
>The two rabbits looked at one another again and both tried to speak together.
>"Well, with two hundred and forty odd more kits after that..." started Bonnie.
>"Things got pretty busy on the farm after a while and we never sort of..." mumbled Stu.
>"And what about girlfriends and...?" trailed the therapist.
>The two rabbits blushed a little and Bonnie picked up the story, "Jude tended to be little solitary sometimes, I mean we could see what the problem was, but it all seemed too late to do anything by then."
>Stu continued, "He sometimes got picked on by other young bucks, you see, he had a bit of a, you know, he had a small willie," mumbled Stu again.
>"Oh yes," continued Bonnie, "there would be fights in the bathrooms sometimes, although he usually gave more bloody noses than he got."
The therapists brow furrowed, "fighting?"
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>>24302012
>"C'mon doc," humped Stu, "you know how boys are, although sometimes he would sneak into the girls showers to avoid the taunts. Most of the girls just ignored him and some called him cute, but that started problems of there own..."
>"But what about when he applied to the ZPD academy?" asked the doctor.
>"He, he did that on his own doc," responded Bonnie, "he was on his crusade to 'make the world a better place'," she finger quoted, "and just signed up as a female so he could use all his normal paperwork..."
>She turned and put her hand on Stu's paw, "Stu, I should have told you this some time ago, but do you remember when he met that little stoat boy at school that was always getting caught wearing girls clothing, well not long after that he got me to help him start on hormone replacement to become more feminine, those weren't chest muscles he was developing..."
>"BONNIE, what the hell?" stammered Stu, "when were you going to tell me about this?"
>The therapist's eyebrows lifted as she continued, "I tried to talk him out of it, but the way he explained it seemed to make sense at the time. He kept calling himself asexual and said that, like in his odd fights, others perceived him as female and it was just enough to get the upper hand, he figured if he could get through the academy without being found out, he could be a good cop."
>"He even told me while he was there, using the female ablutions, a female hyena spotted his little penis and asked about it, and he just said it was an enlarged clitorus, and that she just totally accepted it."
>"Yes, well..." began the llama, his voice oddly higher for some reason and Stu giving him a quizzical look.
>"So what exactly is it you want me to tell this..." the doctor looked down at the extra papers, "Officer Nicholas Wilde, when he gets here?"

Suggestions anyone?
This just went WAY out of my fields of amateur psychological understanding...
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>>24301896
Rude, what are anonbuns supposed to fuck then?
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>>24301310
Sleep tight!
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>>24302070
Yourself!
Sorry, i couldn't resist. The joke was right there!
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>>24302114
Sleep tight bunner.
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>>24299554
Just gave it a read. There's still a lot of things that need tweaking. For example, there's "about the thing she want to forget but cant" and "She is to be then dropped from its grasp" stick out.

All and all, it's really not my thing, but it sure is interesting and really gets into her character. Thanks for posting.
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The Marginalization of Writers (Opinion)

https://www.reddit.com/r/zootopia/comments/cde0fx/the_marginalization_of_writers_opinion

https://twitter.com/Bmanlegoboy/status/1149965761441435648
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>>24302070
Other anonprey?
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>>24302207
anonbun orgy when?
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>>24300428
>>24300916
"Over enthusiasm"? He looks to be having the exact right reaction to me!
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>>24300522
Dik Dik with a big dick dick!
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>>24302451
I don't know, i'm not an anonbun.
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Hey, I'd almost forgotten... I had something else pride month related that I wanted to share:

>

Artist is at: https://twitter.com/phallybro?lang=en
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Why does my brain feel like heavy static all the time?
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>>24302938
Too much weed. Try taking a tolerance break
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>>24302973
I haven't smoked in a couple weeks and even then it was just low temp vaping.
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>>24302938
Are your sleep hours irregular?
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>>24303017
...yes
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>>24294345
Its nice to see you again zhan!
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>>24302938
God, I want to hug and kiss that Charlie so bad.
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I don't understand why anyone would wanna bang this.
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>>24296707
source?
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>>24303126
Then step aside and let the rest of us have our dreams come true?
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>>24303021
That's really not good for your body. You need to try to force yourself to get into a routine. It's tough, I know.
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>>24303126
Did you not learn about Sigmund Freud in high school psychology class?
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>>24303126
>I don't understand why Nick would bang this

FTFY
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>>24303175
Freud's a dumb bitch and I can and will kick his ass if he ever comes back from the dead
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>>24303254
wow, rude.
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>>24303175
Did Freud actually contribute anything useful to science?
I can see people stupidly obsessing over how wrong some dead guy was because it's funny, but I can also see people just taking his most shocking words out of context and not having a clue what he was actually saying.
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>>24303298
Fight me Freud you motherfucker
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>>24303303
Actually, yes:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigmund_Freud#Legacy
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>>24303303
He was the one who came up with Id, Ego, and Super Ego. He also made several advances in developmental psychology.

People don't like him because his theories revolved around sex, having sex and children be used in the same sentence is a pretty big no no. That and some of his theories (Penis Envy) are unpalatable to a more progressive audience so they tend to ridicule him.
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I want to make Terry embarrassed for his huge dick.
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>>24303411
The embarrassment act is just that. He's actually really proud of his sexual prowess.
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I want to seduce Dewey away from Don and have him all to myself
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>>24303529
Godspeed, anon.
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>>24302451
Buns for everyone!
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>>24294345
My favorite part is Melody hanging on for dear life. I love their dynamic.

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>>24300502
Dik-dik draws are delightful, buddy. It's good to see you so prolific with your work.

Already almost 1AM, but at least it wasn't as late as last night.

Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads. I hope you never accidentally kick a dik-dik and have them call you a dick.
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I need to SMELL REMMY

Gotta bury my face in his thick, sweaty wool already
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>>24304234
Sleep tight bunner
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>>24304284
Just find an IRL sheep and smell that.
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>>24295358
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>>24296388


>It was strange, thought Skyler, how this shy looking ball of fluff could be so terrifying and grandiose in front of the cameras
>Now though, the blushing ewe stared into her late, arms held close to her in a defensive stance.
>It was odd to see her like this, she was normally so sure of herself. A classically trained stage actress, she always held herself with a composed poise.
>"S-so, skyler -"
>Finally, she's speaking, thought Skyler
>Despite being the one to ask him out for "coffee and a chat" after the script reading, she hadn't spoken once to him since greeting him and placing their orders
>"-despite the fact that we've been working together on the first move and now this one for four years now, we barely know each other"
>As Jenny spoke, her voice started to gain confidence
>Skyler only raised an eyebrow in response, prodding her to get to the point
>"What do you like to do for fun?"
>"I'm a rich, famous, and dare I say strikingly handsome youngish mammal. What do you think?"
>His gave her a sly grin. "I like to party, and when I party, I party hard"
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>>24304476

>"What about you, cottontail? Do you enjoy a good nightclub, recreational drugs and casual sex with attractive people as much as me?"
>Skyler almost thought he could see a tinge of pink under Jenny's furry muzzle at that last part
>"I much prefer more intellectually stimulating pastimes. Going to the theater to watch a play, having a nice night of fine dining with intelligent conversation, and curating my rare and antique book collection is much more appealing to me"
>Skyler idly stirred his mocha
>"Honestly? I think you're a nerd. I think a night with me in the sheets would be plenty stimulating for you, and not just intellectually"
>The look on her face when he said that made the coffee that she spit all over him in shock worth it.
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>>24304559

>After apologising and helping Skyler clean up some of the coffee, the conversation turned to more mundane, safe topics
>The weather at this time of year, their upbringings, and of course, the impending shoot for the movie
>"Are you very worried about, y'know, 'the scene'? I can't imagine that a demure little thing like you is very experienced in such, ah, carnal pursuits"
>Jenny snorted in disbelief of what she was hearing. Skyler found the sound kind of cute
>"Contrary to your belief, Mr. I'm-so-smug-and-streetwise-I've-got-everyone-figured-out, I've got a perfectly healthy amount of sexual experience and am no stranger to doing sex scenes"
>"But none of those prefectly healthy experiences were with a pred, right?" He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively
>For just a moment, her voice faltered and cracked. "W-well, no but-"
>"I bet you're wondering what people say is true. About canines. I bet you're also wondering what it feels like, the length, the girth, the kno-
>"ALRIGHT, I GET IT" Skyler couldn't help but grin at her outburst that made the whole coffee shop stare at her
>In a softer but no less outraged voice, she continued. "You're right, I don't have any experience with canines or preds. But if you think that's gonna stop me from doing my job as an actress then you don't know a single thing about me"
>At that moment, Jenny felt annoyed at Skyler for the constant lewd suggestions, insulted at him insinuating that she was some innocent little lamb
>And just the slightest bit turned on at the idea of what it could look like; his large, thick, red -
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>>24304687

>"If that much of your identity as an actress hangs on you getting this right, we could always practice y'know"
>The sound of his voice broke her out of her reverie
>"What."
>"I'm serious. You're old school, aren't you? A classically trained method actress? I could give you some help getting in character. That is - uh - if you want me to"
>The tone of his suggestion sounded bold, audacious, but as she glared at him he began to sound a lot more meek
>"Are you trying to get me to fuck you under the pretense of practicing for our sex scene?" The bluntness of the question made him wonder if he had gone too far this time
>"Uh, maybe?" He gave her his best sheepish grin
>They stared at each other for a while after that, jenny glaring at him and Skyler feeling the awkwardness congeal and settle into his stomach like a brick
>"Fine. But I get to be on top."
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>>24304476
I love this. I love random full length greentexts in general, but I love this one in particular for being more than we deserve at this ungodly hour.
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>>24304737
Always nice seeing some greens!
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>>24302369
>Do a majority of artists [...] have no respect for others? Seriously, every time I turn around, an artist just starts being rude to me for no reason at all.
Wowie.
Also from skimming the post it seems to be completely unrelated drama to the thread and more importantly the same problem we had since the start about how many people "get the appreciation that their more worthy self deserve over their craft unlike the less worth others". Not really any point on arguing about it because the end point is that people enjoy what people enjoy, after all even among writers people complain about their super well researched non-shipping story not getting any attention while a loosely based shipping AU gets tons of kudos.
After seeing it a bit more, seems like a Discord drama breaching containment. Specifically of artists who felt called out (Qalcove, LandSec, GorySaint), I was waiting to be thrown on the spotlight there.
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>>24304476
>>24304559
>>24304687
>>24304737
Ohh, this is an A+ in my book. Thank you anon
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>>24304357
But a real life sheep won't smell like bug burgas. It won't be the same
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>>24305740
Is it so hard to grill up some bug burgas and slather a sheep with them before smelling them?
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>>24305794
I... Maybe?
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>thread on co
>remember all the past threads
>remember bunanon
>remember Nick poster
>remember Spidey
>remember all the collab draws between Bore, Chumpy and Weaver
Many good times on these threads, long lost to the sands of time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
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>>24305807
Ya but just imagine the look on the shepherd's face.
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>>24305187
>>24305579
Thanks for the compliments anons

>>24304905
>ungodly hour
Ungodly you for you maybe, but thanks to the magic of timezones, just in the early evening for me
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A_sig' s probably smelling really good right about now
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>>24305943
I just had lunch over here! Hello zoots around the world!
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>>24306083
He smells like sexy mongoose
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>>24306103
Come to bed
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>>24306083
Do not smell people, it's creepy. Also do not slather them in freshly grilled bug burga.
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>>24306380
I dont need to be within your personal space to smell you, anon.
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>>24306180
So he smells like he's been fucking cute mongoose girls all day?
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>Open thread for the first time since this morning
>What is happening
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>>24306647
How's work?
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>>24306683
What
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>>24306747
You can't fool me, mongoose. I know about your moonlighting as a "consultant" among the districts.
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>>24306770
WHAT
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>>24306841
What? It's nothing to be shy about, Mr. Mongoose.
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Being a video game streamer must be challenging if you're a hooved mammal. Imagine trying to play Devil may Cry with only three appendages on each hand.
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>>24306873
Consultant about what
>>24307060
So this is the reason the top Street Fighter champions are normal mammals with four fingers
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>>24307102
>Consultant about what
Intercourse
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>>24307102
Explains why hoofers are mostly PC master race fags
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>>24307060
>>24307102
the FGC will advise hooved mammals to play with a stick for their chosen game, seeing as the stick would be easier for a mammal with 3 "fingers" to use
but one Street Fighter player, BrolyHooves, is a hooved mammal that plays with a controller, while being disabled. for how disabled he is, he's actually pretty good at the game
>>24307188
shut up, just because pads are hard to hold
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Who's the girl in the middle?
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>>24307798
Pizzadoe. Not sure who came up with her but shes supposed to be a delivery girl from other pizza place.
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>>24307798
>girl
owo
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>>24307798
Oh dang, that pizzadoe has a bulge. I've been tricked!

I want my pizza for free, I asked to send your cutest delivery girl!
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>>24307201
God, would melee be considered an abelist gamer base? Also jerk me off, pawpads are better than tiny little chair legs, if you please
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>>24308015
Not abelist, just stinky
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>>24307133
WHAT
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>>24307837
My mistake, she's not called Pizzadoe but Rella.

https://zoo.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=rella
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>>24308015
i'm talking about gamepads, not paw pads
paw pads and handholding are great
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>9
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>>24308723
uhh, we're above 300 posts
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>>24305835
i too remember when the threads were good
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NEW THREAD

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That was a fast thread. This one was made 12 hours ago




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