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Zootopia Thread: Noir Edition
Who here /lostthewilltolive/ here?
>>2417745Um, not me. Why?
>>2417745My butt's sore
>>2417777hold still anon
>>2417777>7777What a waste>>2417745I went into the catalog again, saw this >>2414513 I've not lost the will to live, but I did lose more faith in humanity
>>2417688tfw you will never fund Weaver into Vincent Van Gough-esque insanity
>>2417777Why?Nice lucky quads btw
Weaver don't listen to them. You are the best artist on this general anyways so don't take any advice from any of the riff raff here.
>>2417808Stale copypasta from a different board. Nice.
>>2417732That last panel broke my heart
>>2417672 #Well you can if your desperate and you won't die but generally don't drink it straight as it rips your throat, after a few swigs it's quite uncomfortable.Mix it 50-50 with water and it's just vodka. If your ordering leminaid at the pub/restraunt/wherever you just put a 15ml dash in and you got a full strength vodka-lemonaid
>>2417827Huh? Is this a meme or something?
>>2417794welcome to the dumpsterwe serve all types hereyou'll learn to like it
>>2417856From a thread I go to on /vg/. I know some people came from there to here so I can spot the memes from that thread a mile away.
>>2417797tfw you will never read about how he bit off his own ear from the overwhelming stress of consistently drawing cartoon bunnies
>>2417856basically, if you make a good argument, it's ALWAYS copypasta goddammit, how do they do it?... you can't win...
>>2417745Depends on whether you really mean that, or it's the name of some AU.
>>2417866>>2417882I'm confused, is it a reference to Weaver? I thought he only frequents furry threads.
>>2417870>bit off his own earThat would be quite the feat.
>>2417899It's a meme not exclusive to Weaver. Basically anytime someone is criticized in the thread I'm talking about on /vg/ (which people would call furry), someone eventually ends up posting:<artist name> don't listen to them. You are the best artist on this general anyways so don't take any advice from any of the riff raff here.
Someone post that comic where Nick realizes Judy insulted his penis size
>>2417924It's less a realization and more a woman-esque 'wait, did that benign comment contain a veiled-insult that I can use to convince myself this perfectly stable relationship can never work out?'
>>2417740>Didn't post the one with the oval eyes.
>>2417943>Commenting on phrasing instead of posting comic
>>2417924http://www.furaffinity.net/user/ews/There u go anon
>>2417943I'm not sure you're referring to nick or judy's though process here
>>2417978In this case, Nick's, because she says his size wasn't a problem and he takes it to mean 'haha your dick is tiny'.
I heard that foxes have small dicks for their frames.
>>2418005Compared to humans, yes, but proportionally we're pretty high up the scale.Besides, wouldn't it be perfect that way? If he had a dick proportionally human-sized it would never fit into Judy.
>>2417871She's been waiting for this!
>>2418051That's all well and good until Nick ends up getting cucked by Jack Savage.
>>2418005Nah, humans are just freaks and set the bar a bit high when it comes to that stuff.
>>2418084Haha, I was wondering when someone was gonna make a crossover with that. Turned out wonderful.
>>2418091I think that's been around since like day one. Koreans really latched on to this movie.
>>2418084Judy looks so cute in the last panel. Somebody crop that
>>2418087Humans master race
>>2418113Thank you based family
>>2417979you are now manually aware your benis too big for the rabbit waifu
>>2418119I fucking knew it looked familiar!
>>2418126We can make it work!
>>2417979>you will never feel the bun nuzzle her face into your chest as her ears tickle the sides of your face
>>2418148Man I dunno what it is about furry balls but they just look nice.
>>2418172That's kind of gay, anon.
>>2418148didn't lock my door and my roommate just walked in while I had this image expanded, fucking kill me now.
>>2418178It's just padded, anon. Wouldn't want those fragile bunny ribs getting bruised by a stray bullet or anything, right?
>>2418184Tell them to j o i n u s
So now that all's said and done... what was your favorite part?
>>2418184Warn him that he's gay for Nick now. It's only fair that he knows.
>>2418184Well shit man. How are you gonna try to get outta this?
>>2418184>didn't lock door>monitor set up so screen is visible from the door>computer set up in shared spaceYou have made several errors, anon.
>>2418186Incidentally, I'm not the only one who thought Judy had that uniform so as to mimic a human figure, right? A pseudo bra, complete with padding, and the mid-riff "exposed".
>>2418201The cute bits
>>2418208>>2418205>>2418204>>2418199>>2418189I'm in my room, he just popped in to tell me he brought home extra food from work. I usually lock the door because I know the fucker doesn't knock.Just went out to grab some water, both ignored each other, no eye contact, hopefully we can both pretend this never happened.
>>2418199>>2418205>>2418208FUCKING Kek. I dunno anon.... Was your dick in your hand?
>>2418225Tweest: it was in his roommate's hand.
>>2418177>implying you wouldnt want to snuggle up to this sexy sexy fox.
>>2418224Shit... Goddamn it Weaver you've finally made me masturbate to furry degeneracy
>>2418201The foxhole bit
>>2418242This. Judy getting too caught up in her embarrassing fetish was fun.
>>2418201The kiss and reaction, of course.
>>2418201Same as >>2418246
>>2418240>congratulations. now you just have pick your favorite animal, make a fursona, get a suit, go to cons or shit.(not really)Relax, just be glad you can enjoy tasteful stuff like an open-minded person now. ( -3-)
>>2418216Man thats gonna be awkward as fuck.I dunno what else you can really do though.Other than the best option which is to go out and start making out with him. Don't even say a thing. Just show him whats what
>>2418268Yep. Better get in control of the situation now.
>>2418239Why does Nick have radioactive eyes?
>>2418165>You will never get to feel her warm loving embrace on a cold night.It hurts, anon. But we can pull through this.
>>2418297>Assuming direct control
Its funny, I normally am not a fan of canids, and I've never found dogs particularly cute, but man I really like foxes now.
>>2418290Foxes have glands behind their eyes that allow them to see almost perfectly in the dark, it also make their eyes glow.
>>2418320Does it actually make their eyes glow? I just assumed that sort of thing in pictures was flash reflecting off their eyes
>>2418290Idk lets say night vision or its what happens when the preds wear the collars to long.
>>2418326They don't glow, per se, but there's a membrane or something in their eye related to their night vision that makes it look as if they're flashing or glowing if it hits right. People who own cats or dogs will see it a lot.
>>2418326it reflects excess light off their eyes and back onto whatever they're looking at, where it bounces back, allowing them to process it a second time. It enables much more efficient low-light vision. Lots of mammals have it.
>>2418339Shit, that makes sense actually.
>>2418331Fucking hell carrot draws good art.
>>2418028>>2418224>>2418201Anyone have an archive the weaver ALL zootopia works?
>>2418358http://tgweaver.tumblr.com/Most of the time he waits till he's finished a comic before posting it there, but as far as I know it all eventually ends up there.
>>2418358>>2418366I don't think he has posted everything there, there are a few one-off pics that he hasn't uploaded, to say nothing of the previous versions of the comic pics.
>>2418366>>2418396I mean this thread pics.boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/2335436/zootopia-thread-yandere-judy-editionThere been a lot of nice page!This thread was deleted?Anyone have a save about that?
>>2418439English isn't your first language, is it?
>>2418439/trash/ threads are deleted when they fall off the board. There's no temp archive like on other boards.
>>2418446Yup...Sorry for that.Google translate my good friend.But i'm understandable?
>>2418457I can understand you just fine, don't worry.http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/2335436/Here's an archive of that thread.Weaver's other stuff will probably be on his Tumblr eventually.
>>2418453I found that "temp?" archive.But without pics... not too good...I hope somebody made a home page save, or something like that.
>>2418475see>>2418466When I mean it has no archive I mean that 4chan's archive stuff for other boards doesn't apply here. You have to use an external archiver. Desustorage is the one that holds /trash/ threads.
>>2418477Unfortunately it doesn't seem to have saved the images
>>2418482Some of them are saved. I think desustorage is having some issues with images right now though.
>>2418482>>2418489>>2418477Some pics visible.Later... some page "not found".
Finally knocked off work. Supposed to be building fuel systems for race cars... Still in /zoo lewding the Jude.
>>2418497You're building fuel systems for my race car ifyouknowwhatimean
>>2418560 if I do anon, you're going to need to relocate your brake line to fit this surge tank.
Nick's bedroom nickname is the Loch Ness Monstertwo great big humps and then he's gone
>>2418610I could never enjoy knots because it just look like the dude's smuggling an extra pair of nuts straight in his dick
>>2418201>"Nick! That's actually REALLY hot!"Judy getting so flustered and taken out of the moment was 2cute
>>2418201her prank at the end really got me
>>2418201This.I have a HUGE thing for this expression nick is doing. I don't know why but every pic I see with something akin to it just does something to me.
>>2418668I thought the depiction of orgasms and pleasure was actually pretty good overall, didn't come off as weird and unrealistic like so many porn orgasms do.
currently trying to think up more pornographic story premises
>>2418595Baby, what makes you think I need brakes for this surge tank?
>>2418697What a dominant position. It's more like a wrestling pin than a sexual position, really.
>>2418661The prank at the end seemed weird to me. She was all scared about anyone finding out, and then plays a prank of telling people? Hows that fit?If I were nick I'd just be all
>>2418694Bogo offers Judy a promotion, but only if she'll do something for him first...But then Nick bursts in! He confronts the chief and [nospoilersinthetrashbin]demands to be allowed to do it in Judy's stead[/Iwishwehadspoilershere]
>>2418710I ran out of dialog space but Nick's original impression was that she was just doing it as an extension of her "I've been claimed by a predator" fetish that manifested in her desire for bodywriting, and was so horny it bypassed her common sensehonestly it was more just being cheeky for the sake of being cheeky than anything though
>>2418694Consensual loving sex in the missionary position with the sole purpose of procreation betweenoh wait hold up. How bout wife swapping with Judy, Nick, and the Ottertons. Mrs. Otterton is very thankful for Nick and Judy's help, after all.
>>2418734It was a grand effort, but put more brains in those cheeks next time
>>2418694Judy brings Nick home (to bunnyburrow) and they do it next to her parents bedroom. Cue "being savaged by a wild fox".>>2416586rawsmut.tumblr.com
>>2418201I can't choose. Everything to #13 on the imgur album is cohesive pacing gold. Maybe Judy's HAHA OH WOW responses? It felt very un-tropish and subtle in its meaning.
>>2418822>>2418792I actually do intend to have a Bunnyburrow set. I'm just not quite sure how to set it up.Sharing is common among bunnies? Judy's not into Nick but her sisters are, and seeing them have fun with him makes her reconsider? Nick just runs rampant when faced with nubile bunny girls everywhere?I also have an idea for a nudist resort settingAnd I'm trying to think up one involving Judy and someone other than Nick, though I'm torn between a cop setting and just pairing her with a bunch of sheep
>>2418921I dunno. I think Nick would be hesitant at first. Maybe.As for the Judy one, how about a police academy setting? Judy hooking up with one of the big guys to relive stress? (Impaled by dick! YOUR DEAD)
>>2418921Judy getting hit with a real serum ball at the end of the movie and uh, "shearing the sheep", so to speak?
>>2418165>ywn kiss her fluffy cheek and scratch her favorite spot behind her ear, making her foot go thump-thump-thump*sniffs*
>>2418921>>2418948Those bunnyburrow ideas feel like they'd have to be exaggerated a lot to be good, like turning Judy's sisters into the zootopia equivelent of lewd tribbles.
>>2418986>lewd tribblesthis is something I didn't know I wanted
>>2417870Epitaph of an unfortunate animator:"He found a formula for drawing comic rabbits:This formula for drawing comic rabbits paid.Till in the end he could not change the tragic habitsThis formula for drawing comic rabbits made."
>>2418201When Weaver-sempai used my foxhole joke
>>2419028Matt Groening is, and always will be, one of my greatest heroes and inspirations
>>2419049also I know groening didn't invent the quote (though I don't think it was ever credited specifically?) but he's the one who introduced me to it
I want weaver to draw the gazelle
>>2419028>take up drawing as a teenager>actually pretty good at it>improve>hit high right before getting hardcore into programming and mathematics>don't practice and become continually shittier over the next decade>can barely draw formulaic cartoon rabbits anymorefuck, anon, this hurts
>>2419073>>2419073>I want weaver to draw the gazelleTIME
>>2419081first time drawing gazelle, no reference, entirely from memory, and it took about 3 minutes including the time to format/save/postthat's pretty good by my standardsalso i would have been quicker but just before uploading i remembered she had hair
>>2419099Hello sideboob! >>2419074Hey that's good cake there Anon!
>>2419081She looks like she should be smoking a joint
>>2418697Looks like your about to pump the tank dry, then you'll stop anyway! No problem here!
Boy it sure got quiet fast
>>2417831If it makes you feel better, bunnies don't cry. They generally just stomp and look for things to bite.
>>2419214Yeah. Sitting here watching FUCKING chipmunks cuz in 5 years old. These cunts got 3 movies.
>>2419220I've never had a bunny, but everything I learn about them seems to imply they're kind of assholes. Am I right?Afaikt, a cute bunny character who actually has a *temperament* like a bunny would probably be hilarious.
>>2419262A roommate of mine once owned a bunnyyesthey are assholes
Those threads are so much comfier than /co/'s threads.God, I should've migrated eons ago.
>>2419262It depends on the type of bunny, and how comfortable they are in their environment. It's not like a random wild bunny will try destroying your shoelaces, and there are housebunnies that will lovingly lie on your lap, but then there are some who devote their time with you to chewing through things you love, and happily binkying to let you know that they are not remorseful, and enjoy making you upset.
>>2418201My super-favorite had to be "Yes, we're doing this."Nick asserting the scene with popping his claws and THAT LOOK ON JUDY'S FACE oh MAN
>>2419081damn that's fast[spoiler]NOW DRAW HER FUGGING[/spoiler]
>>2419280Porn being nearby and on topic means less blue balled tryhards.Get in a huff? Take a wank and keep being chill.
>>2418734>her "I've been claimed by a predator" fetish that manifested in her desire for body-writing, and was so horny it bypassed her common senseThat seems about right.
welcome to bunnyburrowplease enjoy your stay
>>2419320I heard you were doing a second comic?
>>2419320I want it
>>2419320> "WHO'S COMING TO DINNER": DIGESTIF: RED VELVET AND CARROT CAKE!No seriously if they all hit heat at the same time, they all need to fortify their diet with Vitamin F
So are all those bunnies just sorta draped all over him or are they working together to keep him pinned down?
>>2419320AHHHHHH IT'S HAPPENING!
>>2419348But wait, aren't rabbits in fuckmode all year long?
>>2419357Yeah, real-life buns are receptive to reproduction almost year-round. It's just sort of an "unga-bunga" / "Amazonian women in the mood" thing in Zootopia, probably. Science and fact has no place in fetishes.
>>2419352>So are all those bunnies just sorta draped all over him or are they working together to keep him pinned down?he doesn't need to be held downthey're all over him because they want to betouching and feeling and exploring the fox
>>2419320>>2419348>>2419357>>2419361>>2419365He dead, Jim.He just doesn't know it yet.
>>2419320Sloshed Fox fucking when?
sleep tight, thread
>>2419374>you will never die of exhaustion from constant bunny-fuckingfeels bad
>>2419320>grinding his handI'm done
>>2419399>grinding his tail, too
>>2419320>That one bunny who's just kissing Nick
>>2419320Is that Judy holding his head and grinning?
>>2419454YesJudy is overseeing things
>>2419393>going to bed>8:14amNot sure if west coast and going to bed at 5am, or some even further time zone
>>2419454>>2419457That's so boner, struggling to even.
Needs more trapwether
>>2419501i didnt know i needed this
>tfw when in Japan and can't just waltz to the theatres and watch an English language version of this movie.>tfw Japanese skills aren't nearly good enough for nuanced language, 99% of all slang, and fun little subtletiesI hate doing it, but I'm going to have to watch it online. I can't wait anymore. Does anyone recommend a particular site/upload?
>>2419533Not the best but here: http://kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/Zootropolis/Movie-TS?id=69870
>>2419533On tpb, "Zootopia 2016 HD-TS x264 AC3-CPG".It's a camrip, but it has really great audio (recorded directly from source, instead of camera microphone)
>>2419250If these shots can get 2 sequels then zootopia better get at least 9.
>>2419320>that small bunny using his tailhggnnn
>>2419533just go watch my dude. It will probably surprise you, or if not it might grow on you. It happened to me when i saw translated trailer for my country few times. In the movie it felt quite alright being translated like that, although i must confirm there are few obvious failed lip syncs.
I guess that hamsters/small rodents might be capable of serving on the ZPD! Or maybe this was a particularly mighty one, either or. (First five seconds):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn7THUE5hOc
Wait, I'm confused.Is The Sloshed Fox and The Brother's Plaything on hold?
>>2419536>>2419546Thank you, friends>>2419566Do you really want a movie you love to get milked for 9 sequels? That's usually how a franchise gets fucked.
>>2419320Judy's such a good sister, sharing her fox.
>>2419609I think Weaver's trying a few different plot seeds before committing to one.
adorable assistant mayors
>>2419634You have a point anon, but it's like crack. I FUCKING need more!
>>2419081>>2419099I really like this as the original requester, now I wish I could see her dance with a sexy tiger.>>2419320L E W D
>>2419813>Our hero will face a cum-thirty jaguar babe>Cum-thirtythe sexiest time of day
>>2419320Some of those bunnies are awfully small. I hope none of them are kids.
>>2419603I'm sure it would still be a treat, but I like getting the nuances and the main plot development delivered at the same time. I doubt I would enjoy separating the two aspects as much.
>>2419828Rabbits reach sexual maturity at three to four months of age.
>>2419828But what if they're Judy's kids
>>2419862Anon no, do not lewd the Jude's brood
>>2419966SHIP ALL THE THINGS
G-night cozey /trash. C u tomorrow, don't go anywhere.
>>2420043Don't worry, we'll leave an address if we go anywhere. Sleep tight!On an unrelated note, if there was a Chicago equivalent in the world of Zootopia: What would its name be?Release your sense of shame. Let the puns flow through you.
I'll never make it in this fanfiction game if I don't ship characters. But I don't like shipping.Fugg
>>2420083You could always go the FO:E route and basically rip off a bunch of pre-existing stories, mix and match them together into something super edgy with "depth" that was completely lifted from better works.That being said, as someone who writes every now and again, believe me: All you really want when you have that sinking feeling that no one will ever appreciate your work is one, maybe two people you can write for. Just one or two people who will be there and interested in the next turn of events you write down.Even that will do the trick most of the time. Just remember that those people genuinely care, at least as much as you care about other fiction.
just finished FriteWag's storiesGoddam I want an update for "Sad Nick"
How would you feel if Adam Sandler would be involved in Zootopia 2?
>>2419074>pick up an art related hobby 12 years ago>become pretty decent at it>it's miniature paintingSometimes I wish I'd have picked something more widely applicable.
>>2418497>>2418560>>2418595>>2418697Wow, dudes. Zootopia thread, /o/ edition. :^)When I had a found a cut in my vaccum tubing for my carburetor, I cut it out and put a hollowed out pen to reseal it. :^)Can I be a part of the meme now, dudes? :^)
>>2420215No. Just no
>>2420118I know. I just see how this works. Then again, it is fanfiction so it's to be expected>>2420221Welcome to the meme friend
>>2420227He plays the victim of a brutal murder.
>>2420231Yooo, rad dude.I'll upload a picture of the fix later.
>>2420284So he'll be poster space.Even more no.Kids and furries are bad enough, don't need sandlerfags laughing open-mouthed and then loudly explaining what they just laughed at.
Jesus Christ, the guy's handwriting in Zistopia is fucking unbearable
>>2420353thank u for ur opinion
>>2420353We already know that.
>>2418005Someone posted a real pic of a fox member before.
>>2420367>>2420394not him, but he's not wrong
>>2420441And he got his coveted (you) as reward.
>>2418239Who drew this? Because the whole thing with anon giving proto Nick with the collar some hope, really gave me unexpected feels. Normally I get nothing out of those talking to the viewer things, but damn, this really did.
>>2420456So did I tho
>>2420353can i taste that putrid cake?
>>2420649In soviet russia you dont solve crime, crime solve you
>>2417922Part of that is how sensitive to criticism some artists can be, and how fucking psycho some of the "critics" are. People don't want to lose an artist so they overdo the praise in an attempt to keep them from fucking off.
>>2418201Nick accidentally letting his big goofy crush on Judy out was funny. "i've wanted this for so long." "What?" "NOTHING JUST BEING ALOOF SHUT UP."
C U T EUTE
>>2420787F U T AUTA
>>2418694What do you want to focus on? The build up ("Why they're fucking.") or the act ("How they're fucking")?
>>2420794>mfw there's barely any Bellwether futa
>>2420465It was posted on a nother thread on /b/ so i couldnt tell you
>>2418710It felt in chracter to me. Nick and Judy's whole relationship involves a lot of giving each other crap and dedicated oneupsmanship. Like you could take it as a prelude to the subtle, mutual "I like YOU, not just the fetish." thing they do next page, with Judy doing it to remind Nick that she's still Judy and still going to fuck with him when she gets the chance but she probably just thought it was funny.
I hope the sloshed fox shows Nick being so drunk that he forces himself on Judy in the night, forever ruining their relationship and causing Judy to feel so betrayed that she can't stay in Zootopia or the ZPD any more and goes back to Bunnyburrow, all the while Nick lamenting his awful, awful deed.I really don't know why I want them to suffer so much.
>>2420908Envy and self-awareness that you're too much of a disgusting human being ever to have a happy, loving relationship like they do?
>>2420908I want them to suffer too, I know how weird it can feel.But at the same time I don't want them to rape one another.Maybe if Judy gets hit with Nighthowler serum, goes nuts and hurts Nick bad. That kind of suffering.
>>2420908>implying sloshed fox hasn't been abandoned
>three cuck fetishists so far>three cucks in the strawpoll>three JudeonfagsIt keeps correlating
>>2420849Shoot, I really like it.
>>2420908It wont continue.Weaver is enjoying doing one-shot pages.
>>2418201A bit late, but since I just entered this thread, my fav was the alternate ending, that really got me.
>>2420916Or maybe it's juxtaposition so that when they get together in the sequel it'll feel that much better.But it's probably what you said though.
>>2420908i can relate anon. Sometimes all we want to happen to characters we like is to get hurt just to spice things up.Gravity falls could have been much better if alex executed atleast one character or maybe put one in hospital.
>>2420908Not sure if want...
>>2420958Is that confirmed?If it is, I might cry...
>>2420999No, just speculation. Weaver hasn't said anything one way or the other, but he did imply that he was going to keep cockteasing /zoo/.
ANOTHER MAULING IN SAHARA SQUARE. THIS IS BIOLOGY, MID-DAYOUTSIDE THE BUS STOP, BY FULLER AND FRANKLIN. OR NEAR THERENOT FAR FROM THE PARK, A BLOCK FROM WHERE THE OTHER MAULING WAS LAST MONTH (OR WAS IT LAST WEEK)
>>2421016Anon, Zootopia isn't real and neither is Sahara Square.
>>2421027CAN I STILL GET INTO ZOOTOPIA IF I KILL MYSELF
>>2421027shhh... let him believe...
>>2421033No, anon, you just stop existing.
>>2420960I also really like the jealous jude.
>>2421033it is more likely you will find a planet like zootopia in our universe then that you will spawn in zootopia via death
>>2421046>Do you love me, Nick?
>>2421046I'm really waiting for an update on this one
>>2421016>>2421027>>2421033>>2421035>>2421041>Huh this seems really familiar>It's King ParkAnon, King Park is kinda like Adams Song. it's sacred. You don't do this, you don't bring it up like this
>>2420908OR what if she accidentally killed him?
>>2421075Sorry familam I don't know what King Park or Adams Song are.
>>2420908>Nick comes too in the middle of the night, realises where he is>Decides to surprise Judy in bed>In his state he doesn't realise that she's not play-acting as he pulls the covers away and climbs on top of her>Pins her down and sloppily kisses and nips at her neck while she struggles under him, trying to position her legs to push him off>His pants were already undone, but now she can feel the heat of him against her stomach>She keeps pleading with him to stop, but he still thinks it's an act>He tears away her panties with his claws, his tip starting to prod against her>Tears roll down her face as she begs him>He pushes in>Slowly>So agonizingly slowly that she feels every centimetre as it spreads her open>She just sobs as the knot bumps against her body>He sighs in contentment and keeps playfully nipping at her neck, then starts to pull out just as slowly as he violated herOh Nick, you card.
>>2421088>Adam's Songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MRdtXWcgIw>A fan wrote to Blink 182, sending them his suicide note and then killing himself. His name was Adam. Blink 182 did a tribute song.>King Parkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYHNETybf2I>Follows a drive by shooting gone wrong. Very intense.These are songs people don't usually joke about. If you want, just listen to King Park and you'll understand.
>>2421105This is the problem with /trash/ threads>>2421073I really want more of this too anon, I like obsessives.
>>2421046>>2421126>>2421078Yandere bun is best bun
>>2420080Sorry for asking again but I'm almost done with a thing.Does anyone have a Zootopia related pun name for Chicago?Can't think of a single one that wouldn't sound extremely stupid.
>>2421215Is this supposed to be a joke teaser implying that she's gonna kill herself and Nick?Or is it actually being continued?
>>2420083Just write a fun story. Yeah you will not get the crazy shipper audience, but lots of people enjoy a fun story.
>>2421234it's a meme anon.
Trying to remember for a fanfic, but I am unfortunately drawing a blank: what nicknames does Nick use for Judy besides Carrot?
>>2421078Why did she kill that eyeless deer?
>>2421287Yes, that's what I askedThanks
>>2421301I have noeyedeer.
>>2421314Hm. Chickago it is!
>>2421105"Carrots this story's kind of fucked up.""DESTROY ME NICK. RUIN ME FOR ALL MEN THEREAFTER.""...want to just go dancing instead?""Sure!"
>>2421292Fluff and sweetheart are both common. They all start off vaguely condescending but end up being endearing somehow.
>>2421105my interest has been piqued
>>2421327Going to the root of the name it meant onion field or place of the skunks.So Skunkago would be less similar phoneticly but give a little nod to the history.
>>2421391you are not weaver though, you fuck
>>2421301It made her mad.>>2421321This is amazing.
>>2421317No problem anon.
>>2421403You make a good point.Since I already did Chickago though, I think it's only fair if I do 2 versions.
>>2421449never said i was faggot
>>2421292He mainly uses Carrots, though he says Hopps and Judy at one point when they were sort of drowning.There's also this list of non-Nick Nicknames from a wiki:Officer HoppsHoppsCarrotsFlatfootCottontailCopperFlopsy the CopsyJude the DudeOfficer FluffSweetheartHero CopBunnyDumb BunnySly BunnyRabbit
>>2421490Yeah? Well I never said I was a faggot!
Just got my Zootopia poster back from the print shop; fucking glorious. Will take a pic once I've got it up on the wall.
>>2421522>"Hi, I'm Anon and I-">"-SAID I WAS A FAGGOT"
>>2421585do it, muhfuk
>>2421215Good Jojo meme, dude.
>>2421522>on 4chan >not a faggot
>>2421586I'm laughing harder than I should, really.
>>2421586>That Fairly Odd Parents joke
>>2421594thank my dude
>>2418612That just makes it hotter for me. Extra balls=extra cum.
Light switch for scale.This is what $41 will get you at a Sir Speedy.
>>2421771damn, what did the printer bros say?
>>2421771>Not framing it so it will dather dust and rip easy
>>2421796Nothing. They just took my order and said thank you, and thanked me again and told me to have a nice day when I went to pick it up.I don't really think they care about what you're printing, so long as it's not offensive or sexually explicit.
>>2421806I've got quite a few posters in my room, anon. Some of them have been hanging for 6-7 years, and they aren't collecting any dust that I can see.And since I'm a cheap jew, I don't feel like paying another $50-70 for a frame and something to hang the frame with.
>>2421808then they are cool bros, i hate when people ask about stuff you buy. >>2421806posters ussualy dont rip away unless you rub against them and they sure as hell dont gather dust unless they are sticky, which they usually arent.
>>2421858Actually it was a woman in her late 40s / early 50s, so not exactly a bro. Still cool though.Like any other autistic faggot, I was worried that they'd give me weird looks for printing something like this, but the clerk didn't seem to care.
>>2421875>bro>a cool and reliable member of society
>>2421771Oh god I just noticed the little mouse police car.
>>2421894Still feels odd calling a female "bro", even figuratively.>>2421937Yeah, kinda makes me question why everyone's freaking out over a "tiny bunny cop" when there are mouse police.Here's the full image btwhttp://orig10.deviantart.net/8f09/f/2016/077/8/a/zootopia_textless_01_6856x5218_by_skyrls-d9vjthz.jpg
>>2421948maybe this happened after Judy became cop?Notice that her and nick are together as pals
>>2421937>>2421948Well someone has to police Little Rodentia. I have trouble imagining most of the ZPD we see patrolling there. It would still be a big deal for a bunny to join in with the cops patrolling the rest of the city.
>>2421948>Yeah, kinda makes me question why everyone's freaking out over a "tiny bunny cop" when there are mouse police.I think it's because the mouse would only do cases pertaining to other mice, dude.The reason Judy is Isa special case is because when it comes to her size, she's too big to deal with things for things like mouse cases, but too small for normal crimes, you know, dude?
>>2419074Wait, drawing is a skill you can actually lose? I thought it was mostly muscle memory.
>>2422029it decays my dude.but you can improve it just by thinking about it a lot. But you are much better improving via drawing.
>>2421998I imagine there's a difference between the district one cops who patrol the whole city and the local district guys who'd likely be specialized for their area. That's why Judy's training was for every biome in Zootopia and involved fighting rhinos, she was going for the brass ring of positions. Plus bunnies seem to be an exceptionally timid species in the setting, homey and shy and hobbit-esque.
>>2421948>>2421998>Tfw no rolling hedgehog police to keep the peace in little rodentiaRODENT EQUALITY NOWLITTLE RODENTIA IS FOR ALL RODENTS
[spoilers]are there spoilers on this board?[/spoiler]
>>2422099Hedgehogs aren't rodents, dude.
>>2421586gotta save the little gems
>>2422176They are erinaceomorpha, and are frankly horrible little creatures.
>>2422176I'm learning! Nonetheless, it seems like most extremely small animals would likely be put on the LR beat, but who knows.
would you call her mom, anon ?
>>2422397I wouldn't - she didn't give birth to me, or protect/raise me throughout my youth. It'd be an erroneous title.
>>2422397no, but i would call her executioner because she would end me with her stamina
>>2422397Mrs. Hopps, I...
>>2418113/trash/ spoiler icon?
>>2422516fug I forgot the eyes
>>2422539make it happen
>>2418201The full-faced blush and funny look when she she decides to air out her crotch to torture Nick.
>>2419471Third shift faggot
>>2422541You forgot something else too.
>>2422633The Hotboxing is class.
>>2422735>putting a signature on a meme face edit
>>2422766Actually, I was talking about how Nick's ears have black tips.It looks like someone activated, my smug card.
>>2418201The two character arcs.Judy is a confident go-getter who gets into uncharted territory and has to share her insecurity and lingering shame to someone she cares about.Nick's a cocksure braggart who plays it cool, but its a front to how much he yearns for Judy. As hard as he tries to be on top, he's silly putty in Judy's paws.Its awkward and nervous and you're rooting for them throughout it all.Way more depth than "Oh shit its RABBIT MATING SEASON! Those weren't blueberries, Nick, they were VIAGRA!"
Needs more sisters/mother/Judy/Nick orgies.
>>2422826Awkward relationships are my main fetish.To a point, whiny omegafags ruin it.[spoiler]that's you shitdeon[/spoiler]
>>2422855And I need more Kaijewe.But sadly, life is very cruel anon
>>2422891>KaijeweStop forcing it anon, its not funny.
>>2422932>bellwether and lionheart
>>2422826Sweet Jesus Judy! That's not carrots, you're eating shitty fanfiction!
Why does this image seem to upset every one?
>>2423020Is that from an arc?
>>2423020SADNESS LASTS LONGER THAN HAPPINESS
>>2423020I bet you know why.>>2423040>>2423073The artist (who later apologized, admitting it was a bit too real) took it from JewWario, one of the channel awesome guys, who killed himself after a lengthy final video telling the viewers that they aren't dumb and not to let the internet get them down. His wife was outside the door, unable to break the lock.
>>2419049>Matt Groening>Not our Lord and Savior, John Kweaver pls
>>2423102OH i rememer that story. I think a close friend of his posted it on facebook.Shit sucks man...
>>2423102CAN I STILL GET INTO HEAVEN IF I KILL MYSELFCAN I STILL GET INTO HEAVEN IF I KILL MYSELFCAN I EVER BE FORGIVEN CAUSE I KILLED THAT KIDIT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR IT WASN'T MEANT FOR HIMAND IF I TURN IT ON MEIF I EVEN IT OUTCAN I STILL GET IN, OR WILL THEY SEND ME TO HELL?CAN I STILL GET INTO HEAVEN IF I KILL MYSELFI LEFT THE LOCKED DOOR BEHINDDONT WANNA KNOW HOW IT ENDS
>>2421703>you are not a wolf...
>>2423146Barneyfag pls go
>>2423075Why are there so many pictures about Judy or Nick getting shot in some way?
>>2423149>implying Judy wasn't a wolf>implying a wolf WOULDN'T use their mob connections to threaten a suspect who wouldn't talk.Kate decided being Lawful was more important than being Good, Judy decided the opposite. Hell, Judy probably would have gotten along with Matt swimmingly.
>>2423102Jesus that got dark quick. I was expecting you to say it was just a redrawn zistopia panel or some shit.
>>2423132WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT USING KING PARK IN THIS THREAD
>>2423183Because they're police officers and it's easy to put them into those types of situations?
>>2423197Hence why it upsets everyone.
>>2423183they are cops, jon, thats what they do
>>2423199NIQQA FUK UI DO WHAT THE FUQQ I WANT
>>2423228>>2423214Not sure in what kind of hellhole you two live but my best friend is in the police and he says there's nothing to worry about because he hardly sees any action.
>>2423330I said "it's easy to put them into those types of situations"As in, putting police officers into a firefight in a fictional environment can be somewhat believable compared to most other professions.. Cops very rarely ever use their firearm, this is common knowledge.Use your head
>>2423330were not saying that crime is high in our region, but what we are saying is that police officers are known to being in confontations with violent people. I mean, common, there at least 100 shows about cops and all of them involve shooting
>>2423330have some more D E A T HEATH
>>2423196>there will never be a sicario style zootopia moviePain
>>2423518I'd prefer an LA Confidential-style one myself tbqh.
>>2423518>>2423624I really hope Disney releases some official Zootopia EU comics/stories at some point, or at least canonizes some fan made material.
Drawfag from yesterday's threadPls help, im dying
>>2423197Nope. Like I said even the artist was like, "wow MAYBE DIDN'T THINK THAT THROUGH GUYS SORRY."
>>2423444You fucked it up but nice trips.
>>2419320>you will never have a bunny gf whose family has a tradition of sharing a new boyfriend with the rest of the family's females.>all of them
>>2423665>Bore's moose becomes an official sidestory character>the dark side of Zootopia becomes an acknowledged-but-not-focused on aspectNo joke, I would buy every single issue of that shit.
>>2419320Is this more of her fetish play? "Oh Mr. Big Strong Fox coming down here to the burrows. Whatever will we do. Surely there must be some OTHER way we can sate your primal urges."
>>2423727If you're referring to me then yeah I've got an hour to kill before I gotta goGive me a bit to come up with something helpful
>>2418165>>2418300>>2419398>>2418165>>2418983>tfw born just in time to see full-dive vr developDon't give up hope yet, anons
>>2423848>One of them digs a pitfall trap for Nick>Nick manages to lure her into it instead>She looks up to see the smuggest face she's ever seen[spoiler]>Then she just starts digging right under him and he runs for it[/spoiler]
>>2423819One can only dream.I really do hope that one day Disney realizes how profitable a darker/pg13 Zootopia comic would be, considering how large the part of the fanbase that's young/middle adults is.
LADSADSI updated Intake, let's drive this train 600!https://archiveofourown.org/works/6595843/chapters/15142393Orhttp://pastebin.com/Ku77PTNpAs always, comments, critiques or criticisms are welcome. I feel REALLY good about this updateRemember 60000
>"You know you love me.">"Do I know? Yes, yes I do."So is judy x nick cannon?
>>2424090Nah. That was a platonic thing. The directors confirmed "just friends" but they're also being really ambiguous about how Nick and Judy really feel about each other. It's weird. So Canonically, they're just friends, but the creators are hinting at how they might be more.
>>2424090I think he meant it platonically but fuck it.If I want to see Nick x Judy shit I will see Nick x Judy shit
>>2424105Its very, "We're leaving it as open as we possibly can.", yeah.
>>2424110We all do anon
>>2424090Just friends, bro.
>>2424009>Teeth filed down in the Bellweather AdministrationFucking horrifying, I thjink that's a bit much but otherwise it's a really good addition.
>>2424090Creators and movie have not said explicitly one way or the other.But if a man and woman were going around irl like Nick and Judy do, everyone around them would be wondering when they'd finally tell everyone else they're dating, or just think they were already.So it feels likely to be cemented in the sequel.
>>2424105Way I see it is that they're not officially dating but they may well be falling in love.
>>2424105That sounds reasonable but I'm gonna be unreasonable by ignoring that and say they love each other.>>2424110There ya go.
>>2423109It took me until PPG's "no me gusta" to realize that he was absolutely right about CalArts. We could have stopped this.
>>2424170Well, sort of. The CalArts refuse is bad, but Disney already steals the cream of the crop from every CalArts graduating class.
>>2424150Yep. She was not a very nice woman. Still though, in her time, the logic followed >Well why not, they're basically always armed, they don't eat meat anymore. What's the use?And of course the irony is that someone like Andrew could just as easily have killed a predator with his antlers. Kinda let's you know what a hypocritical, prejudiced bitch she was.
>>2424150That's straight out of ProtoZootopia. Predators had to use a toothpaste called "Dent-O-Dull".
>>2423020No idea, Some tumblr emo shit?
>>2424312He shitposts a lot so dont hope much
so what music does /trash/ listen to while waiting around here ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4
>visit /co/ to see all the fuss with the jannies>first thread is an autist baiting about SU and Gumball>literally everyone takes the bait>people actively refuse not to take the baitHoly shit /co/ really is complete dogshit
>>2424880https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsDWQW4LXLYHuh, caravan palace has a new sound.
>>2424009Nice. Can't wait for more
>>2424895/co/, /v/, and /b/ are always full of autists who can't tell the difference between bait and actual posts. They're so easy to trigger it's actually pretty funny.
>>2424880I don't care how pleb it makes me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc8GK7kEO7oI'm feelin' mellow, and their new album has a lot of good mellow on it.
>>2424912maaan that's relaxing as fuckstill prefer something like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsmAF9cVPm4
>>2424936Emo shit it was.
>>2425012Goes beyond "emo shit". Dude is dead
>>2425012When you're 40, and taking the 9mm Aspirin way out, I think it's safe to say you aren't "emo" and have legit depression.
>>2425022Yes, and while it's legitimately sad and regrettable it's also emo shit.
>>2420853>Like you could take it as a prelude to the subtle, mutual "I like YOU, not just the fetish." thing they do next page, with Judy doing it to remind Nick that she's still Judy and still going to fuck with him when she gets the chance but she probably just thought it was funny.I think their kiss at the end (AFTER they fool around) was really important for that reason. Up to that point it could have seemed like Judy was just doing this to sate her fetishes. She asks "we're going to hook up, aren't we?" in response to Nick saying A) that he was okay with her fetish and B) that he'd be okay with having sex with her.Throughout the story Nick kind of makes it subtly implicit that he's been crushing on Judy for a while, possibly even since they met, but it's not till the kiss at the end that Judy reveals she likes Nick for more than just the kink. Probably why his reaction is so pleased and stunned by a kiss even though he just got far more than that: she's just let him know how she really feels.
>>2424880Today's tunes for me: http://thepolishambassador.bandcamp.com/album/ecozoic
>>2425001I forgot about Diablo Swing. They're a little too campy for my taste, but they sound good none the less. I usually prefer stuff without lyricshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFACUbcsAPQThis is a nice and relaxing track, very beautiful too
>>2421105>The alcohol keeps him numb enough to last for a long while>The bed squeaks occasionally when his thrusts go a little too hard, making the bunny under him whimper>She's stopped struggling now, her legs spread around his waist and unable to position themselves to push him away>He steadily gets rougher with her, until finally he manages to hammer that knot inside her>She hisses as it goes in, but the noise is muffled by Nick's groan of pleasure, his orgasm finally hitting>Judy can do nothing but lie there and feel every pulse of the fox's shaft as it oozes his hot load into her, making her muscles tense with every spurt>He falls asleep on top of her, arms wrapping around her shoulders>She lies there, feeling the new warmth inside her slowly fading away>She starts sobbing again as he begins to doze
>>2425022>>2425027I should specify, sad life, sadder end, now he's dead and don't need the attention, crude as it may be; let him rot in peace.
We posting swing?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR26gggARwM
>>2424880I rarely listen to music while browsing, I can do it while gaming, reading, napping and working.When i do, it's the Turnabout Jazz soul soundtrack.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3kOr in the other ditch with folk/thrash/melodeath metal.
>>2425054I... I shouldn't be getting turned on by this, but I am. Pls help (or make more)
>>2424009Spell/Grammar checkline 181- "damnit" is spelled "dammit" when it's one word.184- Should be a comma after "god"(god, I just wanted to go out...)212- Comma after suit (...more than one suit, you know)223- He says "about the hustle" twice272- wracking in "Nerve Wracking" should be uncapitalized276- Comma after "cheese and crackers" (Cheese and crackers, I've been jumping...)Line 388- "wont" should be won'tFucking nice update, writefriend. Hit me right in the feels. I especially loved the visible character development in Nick. When the shrink brought up how Nick is being/becoming the fox his dad always wanted him to be, I had the biggest shit-eating grin on my face.And for some critiques:Line 290, "You still don't get it? I know you don't understand" reads a bit awkward.And the last bit, where they're talking about why the collar is so important to Nick, confused me the first time I read it. I'm not sure if it's my poor reading comprehension rearing it's ugly head, but the connection between the night where Nick got drunk and being dishonest with his feelings, and, in extension, with his dad, wasn't quite clear to me. I dunno, maybe re-reading the last chapter'll clear that up.
>>2423727Wow, sorry this took so long.The first thing I noticed was your miniature Nick drawing off to the side. You had the right idea when you did this! However, you just didn't execute it properly.Understanding body structure is all about abstracting the form down to its most simple shapes. What you did was more of a contour abstraction.Pic related is Nick from that reference pic I sent you earlier but now at different stages of completion. The first one is closer to what you should be doing if you want to get a feeling for how Nick's body is set up.>Fun fact: Nick's height is roughly equal to five of his smug-heads. You can see that I used this to help place body parts.There are three parts of Nick I think are the most essential: his head, upper torso, and his pelvis.His head is your basic circle, his upper torso should be about half a smug-head below his head. His upper torso should be no larger than his head. His pelvis his a trapezoid that shouldn't be too wide (Nick doesn't have birthing hips! ) The pelvis should be around one smug-face above the ground.From Nick's pelvis you can draw his body up to his neck. It looks like you caught how his figure slims down in the middle. Notice how I wrap it around the circle of his upper torso to help give it that curve.Guiding lines are your friend! They help you figure out where things go in relation to each other!The far-right sketch is the same process but with a bit more of his outline and overall shape defined. The middle one is once again the same process but with more detail.Sure you could just stick to drawing Nick's head for all eternity, but learning how to draw his body will help you in the long run!Remember: simple shapes. When doing your initial sketch of a full-body character, your main goal is to block out where the their body, limbs, etc. are going to be. You should stick to circles, trapezoids, triangles, and lines to signify skeletal structure.TBC.
>>2425054Too edgy 4 me desu
>>2425047Oh, absolutely. That's really heavily implied when Nick quietly says "I've been waiting so long for this".
>>2425126>Understanding body structure is all about abstracting the form down to its most simple shapes. What you did was more of a contour abstraction.This.It's the thing that seperates people aping shit off in comics/manga and people actually learning to draw.If you can't do anatomy it'll end up looking like a blow-up doll with features just painted over.
>>2425126Thank you mysterious drawfag, you are a diamond to /trash/. If only I could give you more than just (you)s. I'll keep trying till I get his figure down correctly
>>2425221I'll work on getting this next part written.[spoiler]I'm in the middle of a D&D game though so it might be a while[/spoiler]I'm just happy you're actually getting some use of these.
>>2424170You got a link to that video? I'm intrigued, and googling it doesn't turn up shit.
>>2425274not that anon, assuming this is the videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8wOE7J8G1U
>>2422891I could always do another photo edit for you, if you wanted.
>>2425293Wow, I'm a fucking idiot.For some reason I read "PPG" as "PBG" and was looking for a peanut butter gamer video.Thanks famalam.
May I recommend that a new thread be made soon, before the "official garbage" autist bumps us off the board with his bullshit.
>>2425054I don't want this. None of us want this. Please stop.
>>2425424What is even going on with that?
>>2424880I'm not particularly well versed in The Pixies, but I freakin' love this song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ut52Szpd-w
>>2425424>>2425330there is one
>>2425438Some autist, just report the threads then hide them.Rule 10 is still enforced on /trash/
>>2425424Awww, but this thread was just starting to get comfy.
>>2425054I like this. Why do I like this.
>>2425679You have a rape fetish anon
>>2422815>>2422735how about now?
>>2425718Oh that's right, I do. Although it's only with furry or written porn...I've seen real life rape and it disgusts me
>>2425856At least i'm not alone
>>2425909Thank the bun, thought I was alone on that myself
>>2425788>No green shirt and tieHow am I supposed to know it's Nick and not some generic fox?
Literally 90% of the fetishes I see posted in this thread are for rape and cuckold. Those are literally like the most beta fetishes possible, get a hold of yourself guys.
>>2426385I don't like cuckold and rarely like cheating :l
>>2426385>>2426385I dont think you know what a cuck is if thats what you believe.